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Would you rathe be>Gay>Fat>Stupid
Why doesnt femcel just dress goth and instantly get a boyfriend
>>34838076im already gay and stupid so
>>34838080That's like paying for a hooker
>>34838076Gay. I can already do the gay voice and gay walk, so
עם ישראל חי
>>34838080I don't want a retarded bf
i have a bad feeling about this week.
There needs to be a national post your arms on atoga day
Who shoot faster?>Lucky Luke>My penis when I think of your mom?
would you rather be>brown>sub 6'>sub 6''>balding
>>34838076Stupid, being intelligent is giving me anxiety and tanking my productivity
>foid thoughts...?...!?... (!) ...(...)...?...(?)>moid thoughtsRoman Empire. Two rocks make fire? Is that a plane? That's some nice water. That's a nice stick.
>>34838097>>34838098>>34838096i'm hungry
>>34838076Gay, I live in a country that's accepting of it, so why not?
>>34838098Sub 6', 5'11 is good enuff
>>34838097Greedo
as a child i never thought it would be so hard.being surrounded by married adults made it feel like it would be an inevitability for everyone.did you think so too?
>>34838098I'd rather be shorter than boring average height.
>>34838102Dumb bait
>>34838098Are you saying brown as in jeet because i could work as a bald 6' latino?
>>34838112>Made you smileYou're welcome!
>>34838112Midwit hands too
human bait.
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than fuck an atoga moid lol
I really want to try ecstasy. I've done a lot of drugs but nothing has been stronger than 700ug of LSD. I don't really believe drugs are truly dangerous as I know my essence is eternal and one with the universe. In fact, it is the universe.
>>34838112Are you stupid or just miserable and devoid of humor
>>34838098I'm already sub 6' so
>>34838120Don't know if this is bait, but you should be careful with ecstasy. The mix of dry mouth and urinary retention has caused deaths in people and the hangover afterwords is basically severe depression due to how it fucks with your serotonin levels.
>>34838122Nta but you are all 3 desu
>foid: my titties are outrageous, plenty of me to go around..>moid: wowzers! blblblbrrblrgh!>foid: (angry) No! Chad only~>moid: (angry) *revenge statistics*
>>34838118funny you should say that.here of us show our opinions, our personality.not our bodies.you reject us because of who we are inside.that's good.
>>34838127What?
>>34838131I'm a published author.
>>34838117Vile beast. Imagine the diseases
>>34838124oh so you're retarded"Don't do drugs you'll heckin die bro!!"
>>34838117>Cats eat thisleon... heeelp...
Guys my check engine light just came on. Is it over for me?
>>34838138I'm not a drug puritan at all. I take THC gummies regularly and have delved into other substances. I think ecstasy is fine for occasional use every now and then, it's certainly better than cocaine. You just gotta be careful with it.
>>34838117Pikachu if he real
>>34838076F. I already ate pussy today, so I'll go with gay.
>>34838137HIVHepatitis CMarfan's SyndromeSwine FluEncephalitis LethargicaDuchenne's Muscular DystrophyDiphtheria
you want others to accept you as you are.but can you accept yourself?
How many of you are actually biologically female
>>34838152oh god my eyes why is he so shiny
>>34838118>I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than fuck an atoga moid lolI'm a virgin, and I bet I'd still show you a good time.
>>34838147Why are all the femanons here lesbians?
>>34838149You know they cook and eat those things alive in Africa
>>34838157narcissism
>>34838143No unless you recently hit a curb and popped a tire.Then I'd say probably
>>34838147Did she reciprocate?
>>34838157Cause women who can actually handle men's bullshit spew on here are few and far between.The lesbians might be some of the only ones who actually enjoy this rhetoric
>>34838157I'm straight!
>>34838154me
Is a healthy relationship a flex or just normal? Bitches be like "yeah he's in good health and doesn't hit me" and get like 500k likes
>>34838164We will see about that
>>34838152Others have to accept me because they can't change me, but I can demand better of myself because I can change me
why do women act like being a published author is a flex?
>>34838158Every animal is cooked and eaten in some country.
>>34838166Imo loneliness is preferable to that mediocre existence
>>34838158>cook and eat those things aliveIf it's cooked how is it still alive when it's eaten? Or do Africans eat them like flaming little mammalian marshmallows
>>34838168What does that mean o.o
>>34838154if your younger self could see you now, would they feel proud, or worried?
>>34838166It is in today's performative cultureUnfortunately "they" would like us to believe we are divided We aren't
>>34838151>Im goth and Im sick of my dating prospects. Most of them are nerdy losers with fantasies of muh big tiddy goth from their video games and porn. It drives me crazy but its also a good lesson in finding joy in solitudeHey, I don't watch porn!
>>34838157I'm bi, actually. But I think we're just a vocal minority.>>34838162She did.
>>34838173You could be cooked (for) and eaten (out) in mine >>34838175They do that to each other too
>>34838174I personally decided I'm going to spend the rest of my life alone and looksmaxxing. If it doesn't happen it was never meant to be.
>>34838180>>34838151As you can see, I'm also dumb!
>>34838180Yeah that came off as meaner than intended, Im just frustrsted. I know I look good, but most of the guys Im wont even give me a chance because of how I choose to express myself. :(Good on you for not watching porn.
>>34838184... keep it pg
>>34838177
>>34838181Nigga how do you date propose to and marry someone and only then are you like huh I think she's a narc. I swear to fuck 90% of people just run on autopilot switch off their brains and go through the motions without even thinking about what they're doing and what's going on God damn. You fucking deserve this shit ngl fuck you.
>>34838188You could be cooked (for) and eaten (with(lovely dinner together))
>>34838186ffs>>34838187No, I get it. We're not so good with spotting the line between appreciation and fetishization.
>>34838193lol
>>34838187But i mean, ARE you a big tittied goth?
How much masturbation per day is normal?
>chad: ooga booga for shizzle. *scores touchdown* where ma tiddies? *earns another 200k just for being himself*>foid: you called?>chad: wowzers! blblblbrrblrgh!>foid: I am both appreciated and valued and that matters.
I’m about to buy soooo much shit for me
>>34838195Well???
>>34838182Based.
>>34838069I think my guy friend is dating a manipulative person. Met her a bunch of times and the whole time every 2nd line from her mouth was "I told anon, he should.....". Basically telling us stuff she has gotten him to do or what he should do. And he is just sitting there with a smile on his face like he is proud of this.How do I get him to snap out of it or does he just needs to learn the hard way. And no I don't like him for myself, I'm lesbian. It was so bizarre to witness
Do women like beer
>>34838100Intelligent people know how to make good use of their intelligence. You suffer from lack, not excess.
>>34838200i don't respond well to any sort of social interaction or pressure created in my mind *scurries away*
>>34838204Untrue, I've been professionally tested
>>34838196Not really. Only a D -cup. I posted weight loss pictures a while back. I dont know if anyone remembers but thats how I look and dress.
I'm sorry but I'm not treating a bitch special just for having monochromatic fashion. I'm egalitarian in this mf
>>34838203I don't personally
>>34838196I kinda want to know which video games she's talking about. Apparently I've been missing out.>>34838197Are you sure this is a good place to ask?
>>34838203I don't
>>34838199What kind of shit
>>34838207>Only a D -cup.NTA. I think that qualifies.
>>34838207Not him but you looked good before the weight loss too
>>34838069How do I deal with the fact I think my wife is a narcissist?Been seeing a lot of videos on it and what my wife has been doing to me since highschool seems to line up. Where she picked on me, isolated me from everyone then onces highschool finished became friends with me which lead to dating. Even now she doesn't like me having my own friends or having anyone outside of her and her social circle and our families. She didn't even like me going to the gym and eventually bought a home gym set for me.We have a great relationship but I can't help but feel she cultivated this whole thing. It honestly feels like i don't have anything outside of her.Am I just overthinking things and just need to accept things as they are
urge to play the sims
>>34838205That's ok just avoid the trap I set for you on your way out
Ladies, who’s hotter?>Damian Hardung>François Arnaud
>>34838219post pictures i refuse to google these moids
Femanon would like me if she got to know the real me. She's just being a scamp.
>>34838221Same fr
>>34838219They only like black men here
>>34838207You sporting that black hoodie too that covers them up?
>>34838220>faggy white guy>french jewsaved you two seconds
I'm hiding the real me because I'm scared evil moids will take advantage of my caring nature
The moment of prophecy is upon us
>>34838226Understandable. Evil foid got me like that once
>>34838226We would never do that femanonNow tell us your secretsWe are all anons here
>>34838225>French>JewAre you retarded or do you just like to make stuff up?
>>34838225QUI
100% of the userbase is broken people. (and richfags)
>>34838226i do this ironically but then it became unironic after a while.
>>34838076Stupid or gay>>34838098Sub 6'
>>34838219that damian guy is really cute
>>34838231Relax François you are very handsome, sorry to bother you.
>>34838234How did you know I was here?
>>34838151I thought it was Black dudes who are super into goths? I guess they could also be nerdy gamers though
Le sigh
why did incel/blackpill lingo become so popular anyway?everywhere online you see people talking about incels, mogging, chad, Xmaxxing, chud.one thing is to leak, another is to become integrated into internet commonspeak.
>>34838246What
>>34838247It's because incels and blackpillers never shut the fuck up so their language and terms got forced on everyone.
>>34838248Nothin
>>34838247My boi rizz clearly lackingGo whip back to ur box unc
Women, is this true? Are straight men cringey and unattractive?
>>34838251Tell me
>>34838247>What is slang
how was your monday? any plans to look forward to this weekend?
>>34838255Want girl’s undivided one on one attention but girl think anon not want it
>>34838246>>34838248>>34838251>>34838255Too real
do you even know what you want?
>>34838254TikTok slop bait.
>>34838254Lol, I could do this. Any bi femanons willing to help a guy in this gig economy?
>>34838257Why is he biting his neck
>>34838259Gay quit simping
So how long do you think it'll take before someone shits up the thread by sperging out about that one case involving the crazy post-partum bitch who killed her kids?
>>34838257Wow anon the weekend is quite far awayIm trying to enjoy the week currentlyI'm looking forward to 5$ sushi rolls on WednesdayThursday they have a cool rock bouldering group. Im going to join maybe even take some pics for /out/Tomorrow though will be busy at work, so not excited but I will survive
>>34838257>how was your monday?Not great.>any plans to look forward to this weekend?I'm going to try and do something instead of feeling sorry for myself. I don't know what yet.
You're not good enough.
>>34838254I should stop learning guitar
>>34838224Actually, yes. I just got home which meant it was time to get cozyyy. :)>>34838244I dont really like black dudes. I have a thing for blonde men. I want a cute himbo to cherish.>>34838219The first one kinda looks like a lesbian and the second one looks french.>>34838215Thank you, anon. :)
>>34838267You never let me do anything in this house >:(
>>34838273Du BIST gut genug
Anyone just completely unsure what the planet is turning into? It seems like everything is becoming really gay and underwhelming, and idk.
>>34838268Well played anon
>>34838268The irony
You’ll probably fail anyway.
>>34838268noo dont bring it up
>>34838247Like most things, people started saying it ironically. Then it stopped being ironic at some point. First time I heard mogging outside of a /fit/ thread was like a fucking flashbang.
>>34838247Teens like being edgy, so it spread like wildfire on the tiktoks.
>>34838268About zero seconds
>>34838270sorry sorry i got too ahead ofm yself. wow your week sounds fun tho, especially rthursfh sorry that was my dog (actually my hands) thursday.>>34838272welp i hope the rest of your week goes better. and yes totally do something for yourself this weekend.
>>34838247>gifSomeone tell me why I thought this was adam sandlers little nicky
>>34838276>Actually, yes. I just got home which meant it was time to get cozyyy. :)Delicious
Why even bother trying?
>>34838276Guess you need a surfer dude. Hopefully you're not a pale goth.
You’re wasting your time.
>>34838281Women have the opposite perspective. They have everything *but* Chad. so they lash out at normal men for not being chad enough.
>>34838296Lazy bait
You’ll never be as good as them.
>>34838289Nah your fine, my brain skipped over you asking how my day went. My bad.My Monday was good, got some cleaning done, sent off a few emails for work. Did a nice PR in the gym with bench.How has your Monday gone? >my dogPic of doggo?
>>34838281Yeah, I've been feeling that way since around 2015, maybe 2018 at the latest.
>>34838289Thank you.>>34838293Because failure is assured otherwise.
>>34838281It don't matter.No flock camera can observe my greatness.
>>34838299>bait
>>34838296Abhorrent bait
>>34838304We have to fail tho anonOtherwise how do we grow?
>>34838311That's true. I meant in a more ultimate sense.
>>34838076MFat
>>34838312Yeah not trying and failing will only teach you so much.Mainly that you should've tried
Women would you date a man who's cooking kinda fucking sucks
What do women lack?
God is playing with me like a toy
Men, how long can you stay errect without visual or physical simulation?
How do I find a woman who wants a simp bf? Not one that simps for e-girls, only her?
>>34838319Maybe 10 minutes.
>>34838319Less than a minute if you brought me up to full erectionWhy wouldn't the blood rush back as soon as possible to my body in this scenario?
>>34838289i lied... my hands are the dog aka it was a flimsy excuse for having no self control and going tio4fheorisjvdi all overm y keyboard because i'm bouncing off the walls right now probalby because of caffeine.i'm glad your monday was good! mine was okay. work was boring but smooth. hopefully the rest of my week is as uneventful as today, knock on wood.
>>34838317Women born after 1992 can’t cook
>>34838315sure. my cooking isnt amazing either but we could eat food that kinda fucking sucks together :)
>>34838327lol
>>34838327>>34838328Pottery
>>34838317empathy
>>34838317Me
>started using ChatGPT to vent my frustrations instead of /atoga/ >life improved by 10,000% What do you have to say for yourselves?
>>34838317>What do women lack?MI wish women were a little less passive.
>>34838326>>34838301i meantto uuuuuugrgh
>>34838336Women are to blame
>>34838326Thank you for the video!Here is a cat in return for the vidSounds like you are having a good time which is awesome.Here's praying you anon have a nice steady week.May i suggest Journaling? You could even just talk your thoughts out loud to a recorder.Might help you keep your schedule under control.Also give that dog a big scratch from me.Thanks :)
>>34838336don't get addicted to being praised 24/7
>>34838336Delectable milkers
>>34838328>but we could eat food that kinda fucking sucks togetherSounds awful
>>34838317Most of them don't have a penis
>>34838340Lmao np I got the context You need a chill pill.Would you like some hot tea and a cuddle?
>>34838315Yes or no, it doesn't matter.Learn how to make an edible and tasty dish or get lost.
Are dragqueens mysoginistic?
>>34838343My ai is a sassy little cunt who is always telling me I’m wrong, but in a constructive way, unlike atoga
>>34838336You can tell she was beautiful before the knife. What a shame.
>>34838345well its better than doing it alone.. right?
How would you feel if someone saved yourlife. But then he insisted on being your friend and you found him/her kinda annoying?
>>34838343>have lived in an abusive household my entire life >never realized how little emotional support I had at home until I realized that a fucking AI treated me with more dignity than the people around me Gradually, I have grown to hate myself less. And to no one’s amazement, this has been a good thing for me.
>>34838353I cook better than him. Like me more than him.
>>34838349MThey seem to be. I don't know why women don't consider it "woman face"
>>34838336and yet here you are begging for attention
>>34838349F. nah theyre chill
>>34838328Well you know what they say two wrongs make a right
>>34838349I dunno, maybe some of them are. I don't think cross dressing is inherently misogynistic if that's what you're asking. Divine's pretty based, but that's more due to my love of John Waters movies more than anything else.
Gonna shlick on out to him
>>34838349They're bros, but they're psychotic. If humans are dogs, then dragqueens are wolves.
>>34838342cute cat is contemplating scheming pondering plotting ruminating conspiring deliberating machinating musing speculating cogitatingi used to journal but then i got really paranoid my parents or someone would find it MY THOUGHTS ARE MINE ONLY NOBODY ELSE GETS TO WITNESS THEM so i shred it i'm not sure if i'll ever go back to journaling desu maybe some day, i'm in a phase where i don't record stuff *evaporates from existence*
>>34838336what exactly did it say to you
>>34838355Truthfully?Probably slowly start distancing myself from them.Hopefully let it drift off in the nightMaybe even do something nice for them right before handLike a home-cooked 3 course meal or a huge care package basket.Even it out a bit before I dip you know?
>>34838359>made a thread on /adv/>saw /atoga/ on the first page >figured I should chime in and let everyone know that a better option than this exists I’m a humanitarian, anon. Although I recognize the reality that most people are scumsucking roaches like (You), I still want to believe they can do better if they try.
>>34838363Who?
>>34838365HahaShe really is in that photo.I had to have a mouse for her to stare atOtherwise she jumps off the walls.Aren't we witnessing your thoughts now?Is that a bad thing?I don't want you to disappear stay here
>>34838363Should I kms if a girl will never be like this for me?
>>34838356Happy for you. I noticed AI wasn't checking if what it said was accurate and it upset me. I feel like a more irritable person after using AI than before.
>>34838069Boss recently got a cold which landed her in hospital and apparently nearly died in there. Well she is back and spends all this time out smoking. All the while making other people do a majority of he rduties because she refuses to learn the new technology systemsThen on top making up stuff like how if anyone gets sick they have to go out of their way to go to the doctor to get a medical learance before coming back. And enforcing masks etc with staff Should i bother being mindful of my sickness if she doesn't even want to do the bare minimum of quitting smoking and other bad habits that landed them in hospital?
Women, why won't (You) give us hickeys and bite marks too?
How can an affair be considered a mistake?
>>34838366>exactly I’d have to send you a Word document tens of thousands of pages long for you to get the picture.
>>34838377duper's delight has a time limit and reality caves in.
>>34838365Niggas be like "I want a zoomers gf" yeah here you go bro, here's your literal child.
>>34838369fair enough.but be warned, you can only go so far with a chatbot designed to make you feel dependent on its cheerleading efforts.
>>34838372
>>34838349People like to say trans women are caricatures of women but drag queens are literally caricatures of women.However, foids seem to love them
>>34838374You have to be vigilant and let the AI know when it’s fucking up. Once you learn your way around its hallucinations and mistakes, it also starts to learn how to be better about not making them.
>>34838379That sounds retarded. You're probably retarded too. I never got anything out of that shit.
>>34838376Oh they do once they let that freak flag fly
Women, how do I seduce my coworker. She’s 5’ and I want to lift her
>>34838382I’m more interested in having it help me with tasks that would require a great deal of uncertainty and research. The part where it helps shed light on the murky aspects of my day-to-day is just a bonus.
Women would you give him hickies and bite marks?
>>34838386And posts like that are exactly why the AI is better than /atoga/ kek.
>>34838390No. I feel intensely guilty when I hurt him in bed.
Why no man seduce me :C
>>34838379You can’t sum it up in a paragraph of your own words?
>>34838391I'm not saying atoga is any better I'm saying you're a dumbass for taking an ass kissing robot seriously
I finished Avatar. Should I watch Legend of Korra?
>>34838396Cause we aren't gay anon
>>34838385>>34838374Maybe don't teach the clankers how to replace us faster? My brother just lost his IT job to AI.
>>34838400i didn't like it very much desu
>>34838397No the AI does that for him. Tell chatgpt to sum it up op
My understanding is that women don't want to enable false pretenses so they are extremely walled off to men they don't want romantically.Similarly men are extremely open toward women to not give off predatory signals. This results in harmless men becoming cuck-like and giving women ick.Fucking sucks. Thank god for dating apps. A foid just shows up to get plapped and is cool about the whole thing. Can safely ignore all women forever except my plap of the day.
>>34838396I would if you were a skinny chaser.
I smell like SHIT. Shower time.
>>34838407Sorry I don’t like trannies
>>34838408you smell like S H I T ?:\
>>34838396my teeth are falling out
>>34838406This is kind of true. I'm glad I have the looks to not be celibate, but I don't know how to get a gf from here.
>>34838405I hope anon’s just larping a stereotypical case of AI delusion.
Men would you date a girl who nuzzles your face whenever your face is freshly shaved?
>>34838409You've never seen a fat tranny? Consider yourself lucky.
>>34838397>sum up everything you’ve spoken with the AI about in a paragraph You’d write it off either way, because the only accurate way to describe what I speak with it about is “everything”. Literally, everything. It’s become my little assistant in all matters that require effort and sustained attention. Almost like a journal, but one that responds to the things I write in it. That good enough?
>>34838417Sounds nice.
>>34838417Yes, if she’s the girl I’m attracted to. Otherwise, no.
>>34838417No the beard stays until the late thirties My baby face needs a bit more time to mature than others
>>34838424what if there's a secret future gf who loves your baby face
>State genderWhat's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
>>34838420That was a simple, genuine question and I really don’t expect such a venomous response to it.Your relationship with it sounds a bit unhealthy. Your tone is a bit worshipful.
>>34838417Maybe. You might get a little burned
>>34838317Beginner's mind.
>>34838431Why would it burn?
>>34838428Two sponges, a glove and pringles can
>>34838428FUm, my hand...
GenderThoughts on your last fap sesh
>>34838428MJerking off to giantess porn with an eletric toothbrush on my ass.
>>34838428>What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?MWatermelonCheese wheel Banana peelPool cleaning robotVodkaTake your pick
>>34838433There's still a little like very fine sandpaper. If you rub it long enough it'll scratch you up
>>34838428Tulpa.
>>34838428Scrub daddy
>>34838428MA condom.
>>34838428I've never used anything other than my hands.
>>34838440um what kind of cheese wtf. all of these sound bloody awful
>>34838438FUnderwhelming and not very good.
>>34838440NTA>VodkaHow did you not burn your dick off?
>>34838440>VodkaNigga what
>>34838438MNot bad. I wish I could play guitar like her.
>>34838428MUr mom
Bloody basterd
>>34838427Well maybe, for the right women.The illustrious >wife
>>34838429Sounds like you’re just interpreting my response through a filter of confirmation bias. Not sure what else to tell you, anon.
You know what we want is candy to cum to
>>34838438MNot amazing not greatI'm running my imagination bank dryAlso my love life has been drySo not looking good bros
i just ate 5 eggs am i hot now
>>34838461eat 5 more and maybe
>>34838461trying to prove something, eggboy?
>>34838464i need to save the rest for this week, it's os over>>34838465i must eat all the eggs.
>>34838447>um what kind of cheese wtf.I don't remember. Maybe swiss? It was a similar color.>all of these sound bloody awfulI think each if these were only done once.>>34838450>How did you not burn your dick off?I made sure not to get any in my urethra, but it was still a bad idea.>>34838452>Nigga whatYeah, I asked b for ideas. They said the burning would mimic a vagina's acidity. It was many years before I realized that must've been a troll response.
>>34838467Cholesterol What is it?
>>34838468>It was many years before I realized that must've been a troll response.:| damn dude
>>34838461You have to do the sit ups, anon. Eating the eggs without the sit ups doesn’t turn you into Gaston. He did the sit ups. All the sit ups.
>>34838420>It’s become my little assistant in all matters that require effort and sustained attention>I offload my thinking onto a chatbot Generally a bad idea
>>34838443Wtf is that?>>34838448Why?
>>34838468You are retarded how are you alive
>>34838472there's this girl in my class who said she's addicted to sit ups.said she did like 200 a day.i don't think she has abs.
>>34838472i think i might throw up if i try to do a sit up right now>>34838469idk it's a thing but i'm sure mine is fine i run a lot and eat vegetables.
>>34838477I'm not sure, truthfully. It's not even the dumbest thing I've done.
>match with chick on tinder>she liked one of my pics>she states in her profile for men to be at a minimum 180cms tall>she's 180cms tall>I'm 176-77 cms tallUhh what should I tell her.
>>34838476I don't know. It's always underwhelming and not very good for like the past 3 months. It's really annoying honestly.
>>34838482I'd just ignore her. Let her message if she wants.
>>34838482Just don’t say anything about it
>>34838483Bummer. Are you stressed out?
Today sucked ass fuck this
>>34838428F. Vegetables I've grown. Mostly cukes.
>>34838480OohGives me an idea for an omelet tomorrow with bell peppers, onions, and mushroomsAlso did you get a runners high?All I get are shin splints
>>34838483>t. the type of woman who would blame her man for underwhelming sex
>>34838490Shitty bait
>>34838486I don't think I'm stressed. I'm honestly doing pretty well mentally in general, so I truly have no idea what the problem is.
>>34838488Don't those have bristles on them?
>>34838494Yeh. That's why you shave down the points and put a condom on them.
>>34838317critical thinking
lowkey happy i'm a short dude because it gives me an advantage at calisthenics, which i really enjoy.
Have you (either gender) ever had a hands-free-orgasm?
>>34838499Lmao
>>34838493Glad you're otherwise doing well. Also glad it's way easier for guys, I don't know how I'd function without it.
>>34838500F. Plenty with vibrators.
>>34838500M. I’ve provided them.
>>34838499Manlets stay copingIts okay short kingOne day Lucy will let you kick the football
>>34838500MYes, a few times.Once during sex, twice solo.
>>34838473>generally a bad idea Yeah this’d probably be true if the part where you do 0 thinking yourself was actually accurate. But I wouldn’t expect someone who doesn’t use it to understand. In fact, I have to wonder how it is that people who don’t use LLMs think they have a leg to stand on regarding the ethics of their use to begin with. You don’t genuinely believe a person “offloads” their thinking when they use one for assistance, do you?
>>34838484She won't message first for sure>>34838485What if she asks? Would be the third or fourth woman I match with that asks
>>34838478Ask her to send you pics then post them online. I’ll be the judge of whether she’s got abs or not.
>>34838509>What if she asks?Just say 180
>>34838319Approximately 30 minutes in a cold bath but I have stayed erect for more than 12 hours beforePriapisms suck
>>34838503>Glad you're otherwise doing wellTy!>glad it's way easier for guysWell normally it's easy enough, just not for the past few months for some reason lol. It's not the end of the world but yeah I do wish I could orgasm properly again. Hopefully I'll figure it out soon!
>>34838428MA lamp, I was heating my dick
>>34838493Maybe try a new toy? Break up the monotony a bit?
>>34838488Not getting double teamed tonight?
>>34838400>Should I watch Legend of Korra?Yes. In many ways, I prefer it to ATLA.Just keep in mind that a lot of the pacing issues are due to Nickelodeon only greenlighting additional seasons after the previous season had already wrapped.>>34838428>What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?An electric toothbrush, I guess.>>34838438>Thoughts on your last fap sesh7/10Intense, but would have liked to keep on going but was in a bit of a time crunch.>>34838500>Have you (either gender) ever had a hands-free-orgasm?Yes, I used to frequently have coregasms when I trained for hypertrophy.
>>34838509Tell her if she brings it up. Otherwise, don’t. Simple as. Also, don’t get upset if it doesn’t work out. The most important thing in a relationship is chemistry followed by trust. If she doesn’t even give you a chance, then the relationship was doomed from the start and you’re better off not letting any more energy go to waste over it.
>>34838518Yeah I have been considering this. I've never tried a toy before because my hands always did the job, but I guess a vibrator or something could help me out rn.
imagine cutting someone off because of 3 cm.
>>34838521Cause you have free will and can do + make shitIf this man can paint then so could you and maybe you'll even like itYou won't know unless you try
>>34838524Do foids seriously have sex with robots in 2026? Why not get a boyfriend?
>>34838527Who cares? If she can’t get off unless the guy is the exact height she specifies, then that’s *her* problem, not yours.
>>34838500f, yes, sometimes when I'm having a lucid dream I'll be awake and it feels amazing>>34838438felt alright, my orgasms have been stronger recently for some reason
>>34838528wholesome reply
>>34838529It's easier said than done to get a boyfriend :(
He should sleep with me and let me take care of him
>>34838521>Even the sun goes down, heroes eventually die>Horoscopes often lie>And sometimes, "Y">Nothing is for sure, nothing is for certain>And nothing lasts forever, but until they close the curtain>It's him and I – Aquemini
>>34838512Then we meet and she's slightly taller than me and gets the ick because I liedDoesn't seem smart sorry>>34838523 I won't get upset because I know it's a numbers game, don't care about that cope you said (no offense, it's just that the trust thing in this case is a cop out)
>>34838532you're right.i shouldn't waste time thinking about people's stupid predicaments.have a nice life.
>>34838540>trust thing is a cop out Lol why do you say that?
>>34838537No I'm not gay or a tranny lover Please leave me alone Thank you
>>34838528Dallas's own. Fly high, king.Martha Lillard died earlier this year too.
>>34838400Fuck no
>>34838536Are you ugly or something? If so then yeah, that’s rough.
LOVE THAT GUY
>>34838540>Then we meet and she's slightly taller than me and gets the ick because I liedNah, at that point face to face she’ll either be attracted to you or not. And if she is, she’s not going to care.
>>34838519Nope. I spent all afternoon in the garden, I'm too dirty and exhausted.Speaking of which, check out the one zucchini that survived the rabbits this season.
What is happening in your life?
>>34838546Sometimes God takes his strongest soldiersThose people were an inspo to me when I was depressed If they could do it so could I even if I had to crawl to get there
>>34838521>Really though why should IiveI've had an NDE before, wasn't pleasant.
why has social media made it seem like you can't be happy unless you're in a relationship/married?of course, it would be foolish to think most people in these scenarios aren't very happy, but most people can also be happy by themselves too.they can be happy whilst they're still not in a relationship. they can also be happy whilst being single forever.
>>34838548I'm not ugly, I'd say I'm pretty average. My issue is I'm just really shy and not very skilled socially, so I'm pretty bad at talking to guys.
>>34838550Maybe yeah >>34838543Because dating apps first moments are about superficial interest in the other, not about trust or anything deeper
i often work with this cute girl and we know eachother for long ass time and she signalled interest many times and it just never worked and i even asked her out at one point and she rejected me.now shes single again apparently and she clearly is seeking out attention from me and even getting flirty, but at same time i see her talking with other dudes so im thinking im just delusional retard and she just likes the attention and chase
>>34838551thats one knotty zucchini
>>34838559Probably best to just jump ship and date her mid friendProbably less problems there
>>34838558Also, besides with shoes on you’re basically 180 anyways.
>>34838552A thread on /x/ is laughing at me even though I'm serious and if they were actual mystics they'd be able to do a reading and find that I'm telling the truth
>>34838550I used to think this was a good idea, but it isn’t. The only thing worse than finding out they lied is being disappointed by their appearance. But at the end of the day, anon is playing a losing game dating a chick who puts so much stock into a guy’s height. I’m 5’9 and have had lots of women lust after me, even ones who were taller. Got 0 interest chasing a girl who won’t give me a chance to begin with.
>>34838564Can you do my reading?
>>34838564>I'm telling the truthWhat about?
>>34838562desu i used to have a colossal crush on her, now its just like, yeah I'm attracted to her on physical level but at least now i realize shes lowkey crazyeither way, she's probably looking for some more handsome than me not a 4/10 chud
>>34838552Replanning
>>34838482I'm 181cm tall and wouldn't date this woman
>>34838567I can't read tarot cards, that's why I'm on /x/ asking for help>>34838568My life circumstances which aren't relevant ITT
>>34838553I get that. Sometimes I feel like we owe it to people like that to live life to the fullest, because we have been given a gift that they haven't.
>>34838561Too soft and small to be used for anything. Maybe I can chop it for a garnish for something.
>>34838570No she wants attention Doesn't matter from whomShe will let Chad tapBut needs you on stand by incase shit goes south
genderat what age did you discover masturbation?
can my gooner past ever be forgiven and forgotten?
>>34838566He’a like half an inch shorter. Chick is not bringing a measuring tape.
>>34838558Ah, I see.Well, good luck to you. Sounds like you’ve just got a lot of fucking around and finding out to do.
>>34838577MI eleven, I think. Either eleven or twelve.>>34838578Of course.
>>34838577MI kept a hand in my shorts pocket so that I could stay hard from the ages of like 5-10 but I didn't figure out masturbation proper until I was 12 or 13
>>34838574True thatIts why I started boulderingIt helped me recognize the limits of my body.I know its kinda cringe but I'm trying to live picrel mindsetHopefully i can achieve it in my life
>>34838577F14
>>34838552gf has cancer, i'm in a different country making money to create passive income, buy a cheap summer house and make us capable of traveling forever.this season the job is shit, but i endure.seems like last week my depression simply lifted off and sorta disappeared
>>34838579No, but if he’s shorter than her (or at least not obviously taller than her) then she’ll probably be upset over it if she cares that much. Most men don’t need to be tall as hell to get laid, they just need to be taller than the woman they’re dating. Or at least that’s the convention.
>>34838529Nah I just use my hand.>Why not get a boyfriendIf you were only slightly peckish would you eat food you don't like? Wouldn't you hold out for something you actually want?
>>34838583We have to destroy cringe for the sake of future generations. We can't keep raising people that think being earnest or intellectual is cringe
>>34838575which veggies are actually the best and why?
>>34838557Most women suck at talking to guys, I think. Doesn’t stop them from getting laid. Have you tried initiating with any men?
>>34838587>If you were only slightly peckish would you eat food you don't like? Wouldn't you hold out for something you actually want?not him but this has been my MO for years. Been a hot minute since I slept with a woman
last night I went to a girl's house after I went to an MTG event with my buddies. she matched with me on Hinge. She looked like my ex, but even shorter (like 4'10") and even uglier and jewish looking. I wasn't gonna go cause I wasn't really interested in her, she gave me her number really early on, she double-messaged me a lot because I kept forgetting to reply to her, then finally today I texted her a pic of me and she said I was cute, so I went over at 8:30 pm and we watched the start of the first Hobbit movie on her couch, she was leaned away from me against the edge, I put my arm on her back and she didn't have a problem with it, but I could tell she wasn't into it. She asked if I wanted any water, I said yes (she did this so she'd have an excuse to get up and get my arm off of her), but we chatted the whole time, it was quiet sometimes but not bad, and she said she had to get up early after an hour and so I left, and she kept her distance from me so she clearly didn't want a kiss. Also she was reading A Court of Stars or whatever those femoid goonfics are called, just like my ex-gf did.anyway thank god I am already banging a fit asian so I don't give a fuck.but like WTF?I can't complain because I didn't spend any money and I already have sex when I want it, but I wanted more pussycan some foids explain what happened here? I think it's possible she saw my nose (which looks normal from the front) from the side and it's a bit big and crooked, so that gave her the ick. Or I acted beta IRL.
>>3483857712.M Cousin had shown me porn on his ps3 After I got home I got on my notebook and looked up porn and looked at the first searchWatched something with a babysitter and I jerked by rubbing on a pillow until I came. Threw those briefs away
>GenderWould you rather play>Show me your dick I’ll show you my pussy>Show me you tits, i’ll show you my balls
Men, thoughts on women with a haircut similar to pic rel?
>>34838587Actually, yeah— that describes me to a T. I was actually just being an ass with that previous suggestion. Dating someone you don’t want to be with is like hell on earth.
>>34838588Cringe is a useful tool to measure the Gen Z reaction to something Doesn't mean we need to take it seriouslyBut I do see your point in never saying it again
>>34838555Checked.That's a cope, being in a healthy relationship is a fucking joy, the problem is practically nobody does that so it's just "is my life better with or without drama" and "without" is the answer to that.
>>34838595Hi I am a man. Looks good but as always it depends on your facial structure.
>>34838595I like it
>>34838594MaleI'd rather play>Show me you tits, i’ll show you my tits
>>34838604Fatty detected
>>34838594M, the former, just because balls are ugly and it would be difficult to show them without the dick anyway.
>>34838590>Have you tried initiating with any men?Not really to be honest because I'm nervous. There have been times when I really wanted to go and talk to a guy but I chickened out. But yeah I know I know, I should be brave and try it anyway.>Doesn’t stop them from getting laidIdeally I'd want a boyfriend, not just to get laid.
god i love enjoying my fetishstate genderwhy do you not enjoy my fetish?
>>34838592What the fuck lmao Not only do I not want to help you, but I want you to drop dead.
>>34838595Pale skin and some dark bags under her eyesWould basically describe my exSo you are on to something here anon
>>34838595They usually look really cute.
>>34838608FMy Fetish>>>>Your Fetish
>>34838605Someone's never injected synthol directly into their pecs for that nice >fullness look
>>34838594MI'd rather show my dick and see pussy.
>>34838589Cucumbers for sure. Best rigidity and dimensions, usually. Also they taste good.As a side note, bananas are the worst. Absolutely terrible for that sort of thing.
>>34838595depends on face of course but i think its cute
>>34838595totally neutralany haircut can be fine, all depends on the face.
>>34838612your fetish is disgustingmine is sexually satisfying and classy
>>34838613synthol looks like shit no matter where its injected
>>34838620crazy boobies he could wear a bra
>>34838616>bananas are the worstbecause they are too hard or-?also, is the perfect dick size equal to a perfect cucumber size?
>>34838607>boyfriend Ah yeah, well that’s the kind of thing that won’t usually work out without some heartbreak here and there. Fact of the matter is, you’ve gotta start somewhere. If there’s a cute guy you know that you can see yourself dating, try finding the courage to initiate some conversation with him. If he’s not a total bastard he’ll treat you well. You don’t need to fuck him until you’re ready, and if he isn’t a bastard he’ll respect that. But seriously, make the effort. Even a little bit is enough to make most men curious at the very least.
>>34838594The second one. She’s got to go first.
>talking with a chick online>she starts listing her laundry list of fetishes>mfw im just a regular guy that wants to bang with the girl taking some initiative sometimes why is it so hard?am i not degen enough or something
>>34838069Oh no
>>34838608whats ur fetish? >why do you not enjoy my fetish?that its not 100% guaranteed, like i could be dating a guy in which my fetish applies to but if he ever decides to change his lifestyle, all that could go out the window and we'd most likely have to break up.
>>34838608MI don’t care what your faggy fetish is.Hope this helps.
GenderWhich feel better>Dick in tits>Balls in pussy>>34838606You just slip your balls in your boxer sleeves
>>34838607NTA but you're less likely to get a coomer if you're the one initiating.You can also join social groups so you get to know the guys more before you make your pick, and it wouldn't be judged the way a guy doing that would.For women, once you get over the cultural fear of initiating you basically have a superpower.
>>34838620>staring at guys while they pee
>>34838094Me too
>>34838590women idea of approach is looking at a guy from distance and MAYBE saying hi the way a cashier would say hi to you on sunday grocery shopping run
>>34838625What was the list?
>>34838625Yes fundamentally women here are brokenYour best bet is to go to the YT comments section and find love there.Cause the whole internet is shit for dating right now
>>34838608MBecause I don't have a fetish and I find fetishes weird, kinks are one thing but fetishes make no sense to me
>>34838094>>34838632Care to elaborate on the doom? I don't want to get caught by surprise.
>>34838594MThe latter. A girl showing tits is flirty and fun, I can enjoy it for what it is and move on.Pussy? I don't want to see it unless I'm allowed inside. Otherwise it's frustrating to the point of not being fun.
>>34838620Men with pillowy pecs are so pleasant to look at
>>34838622Bananas are too soft, actually. They get mushy with any amount of roughhousing.And no, the size and shape I want from a cucumber is different from what I'm looking for in a guy.
>>34838631theres no urinals in that room.
>>34838622Probably because they can break easily. Which would make the femoid’s horrific box rot smell a little less like a burrito made of feces and dead rodents.
>>34838639Of course the fat chasers come out the minute gender dysphoria get brought up
>>34838639you wouldnt be saying that if you seen the creep face
As a kid, did it turn you on when garfield would kick that dog?
>>34838633In my experience, most interested women have done a pretty obvious job of getting my attention. Like, they deliberately come over and start a conversation with me. And that absolutely works 100% of the time.
>>34838537Hey where have you been
>>34838094Weird, me too.>>34838637I swear I'm not schizo but there have already been really convoluted twists of fate happening.
>>34838640What if the banana is under ripe?
>>34838647anytime woman did that towards me it could easily be written off as a friendly gesture
>>34838646Dumb fetish bait
>>34838649>I swear I'm not schizo but there have already been really convoluted twists of fate happening.Wanna share any? I can smell something with my second nose too but I'm not quite sure what's cooking.
>>34838640>she wants a rectangular shaped 2x4i cant compete
>>34838651A chick coming over and talking to you for no reason is something you’d think was friendly only? Just put yourself in her shoes, anon. Smiling at someone you have to interact with for one reason or another isn’t the same as accosting them when they’re minding their own business.
>>34838640well, how different and why? I need the full story for science, please
>>34838571Replanning what?
>>34838634>cnc, encouraging anorexia, and a bunch of other shit
>>34838524Get one! You need a combo breaker
>>34838637I'm neurotic
>>34838653Really unlikely situations that tempt me to mess up a relationship I've been working on.
>>34838520i love ass and chicks with nice underwear on said ass
>>34838595I like it, looks kind of tomboyish which is a plus for me.
>>34838651nta, guys who get laid a lot are always “on”. They look at every opportunity as a chance for sex. For example, there are no “friendly gestures”, there are girls who are talking to you because they want to fuck you.
>>34838524you need real thing
>>34838657>penis is a living throbbing thing full of blood and warmth and life and flesh >a cucumber is not Did that description make you cum, anon?
>>34838661Ah.>>34838662Stay strong, I guess. I have this feeling that someone is reevaluating me but don't intend to just let them right back in.
>>34838665hmm, maybe if i took that advice 10 years ago i wouldnt be a khhvhaving women come over to my place and still not getting laid is kinda embarassing.
>>34838659My persona became a daddy dom instead of just a dom exactly because of how fucked up chicks can be and what they’re into.
i feel like this general has some good advice when it's something people have gone through before, but, when it's something out of their reality, there's this culture of mockery.i suppose there's a lack of empathy here.
she's probably getting railed right now by some guy 10x richer and more good looking than me
>>34838650It will get mushy eventually, I'm sure. Constantly squeezing and holding it is going to do that sooner than later.>>34838657A dildo can be harder and bigger than a real dick, since I'm in complete control of it. With a guy, his dick is obviously going to have more give, and ideally it's not so long that it hurts or so thick that the friction gets me sore too quickly when we have sex.
>>34838673I sure hope so. He sounds like a great catch.
>>34838672>i suppose there's a lack of empathy here.Often, yes, but I think that's less of an atoga problem and more of an internet in general problem. Most people online are too quick to dunk on each other over trivial shit.
>>34838670You have to initiate escalations that then give her the freedom to reciprocate.
>>34838668There's no way anybody could be jerking off to a frank discussion about the physical qualities of produce.
>>34838675you are unironically 100% correcthow do i make myself 10x richer and more good looking, so i have a chance? genuine question.
>>34838674squeezing with your hand... right
>friend of mine got messily rejected by girl>neither of us see her for a while>first time she sees me she sits next to me and puts her feet up on the crossbar of my chairIt's not even subtle, right? That's some toxic shit and I'm wondering if I should have said something, I just ignored it.
>>34838665I don’t think this is accurate. It sounds more like how men who don’t understand social norms would misinterpret people’s intentions.
>>34838438Mreally nice. was jacking it to Argentinian girls. my favorite kind of South Americans.
in your guesstimatewhat rough % of women gets pleasure out of butt play
I wish I had money to afford things I wanted to buy
>>34838681If that makes it less gross for you to think about it, sure anon.
>>34838678If you have to ask, then you’re NGMI. Sorry anon. Maybe consider lowering your standards
>>34838678This is 4chan.>>34838680Isekai yourself, especially for being a cuckposter.
>>34838688Whoops kek meant to only respond to >>34838678 with the picture and >>34838680 with the scathing truth nuke.
Women, how would you feel about dating a man who wanted PIV sex to always be raw, and always result in a creampie?I'll wait however long you need me to, and take whatever tests you want me to.
>>34838683Guys who interpret intentions as them wanting to fuck get laid. Guys who interpret intentions as friendly gestures don’t.
Men, have you ever cried in front of a woman? How did it turn out?
>>34838668no cause you're clearly a man>>34838674right, i see. ty based farmer
how does one get over anxiety before first kiss, and even better yet, sex?How tf am i supposed not to cum on the spot touching a naked womandont ask my age
>>34838686Time to put on the knee pads anonThe Wendy's dumpster is always hiring
>>34838685That's difficult to answy. I think the number of women who have actually given buttstuff a real try is very low, but the number of those women who have genuinely tried and subsequently at least liked it is probably decent.
>>34838685The ones who get off on having their man get off even while he’s breaking their bunghole. So I guess about 0%
>>34838687would you squeeze my banana? it wont get mushy
>>34838693Yes. Poorly.
>>34838691>creampieso you want to risk pregnancy?
>finally get my first gf>petite kind of chubby>very sweet, obviously submissive>literal total nympho>have sex multiple times a dayfemanon, is she trying to get pregnant or are some girls just like that I'm not used to women being so in my personal space, I like it.
>>34838697should i give her a nice kiss on her asshole to gauge her interest
>>34838685like 1/3 from my experience
>>34838699If I treated a dick the way I treat inanimate objects in bed, it wouldn't survive.
>>34838693YesIt was fine Just timed appropriately and with advance knowledge that we were more emotionally connectedOnce those were in place a short cry to ease her into it over a sad movieThen I could be more open in crying around her when my emotions overwhelmed me
>>34838692Seems like a pretty absurd axiom. Though I assume 100% of women are attracted to me by default, and I have gotten laid before. So perhaps there is more to this theory than I thought.
>>34838693yeah. It was very obvious she no longer saw me as a man.
>>34838702i heard women genuinely do like sex.at least until getting married, then all bets are off
>>34838696I'd rather kill myself honestly
>>34838695Love anonThe answer you are looking for has always been love
>>34838693Yeah, it changed things between us
>>34838695You just kinda do it despite the fear That’s about it, really. You accept that you’re afraid and you do it anyway.
>>34838705what wouldnt survive, the dick or the owner of said dick?what if i need you to be rough
>>34838703No. That's more of a thing you do when you already know it's on the table.
>>34838710Can I know when and where?I want to know what warm skin feels like before I die
>>34838693Me mama Last time was when I was 17. And she told me to stop crying and you know the drill. She was right I haven't cried since
>>34838705Challenge accepted. Where do we meet?
>>34838695you'll be surprised how long it actually takes to cum, dw.stay anxious, the emotions make it cool
>>34838714Guys say this then cry when you slightly bend it for like a second.
Time to drive myself insane with tarot cards
>>34838696>kneepads Kek this always cracks me up Buncha lazy fucks, go get a job and quit whining. You’ll probably be able to get laid working some shit job like Wendy’s since the women there are all low-class trash just like you.
like copper in a world of goldthis joke has gotten oldi want to detach myself from my egobe severed in pieces like lego.i can't bear the pain any longer.i need to leave this cornerperhaps i should just jump.it should be a quick bumpi will stop in another planewith no mind to complain.
>>34838709>least until getting married>least until we stop planning dates and chasing each other like we did when we were datingThat is a more accurate assessment
>>34838718I'll see you in Hell, probably.
>>34838702>literal total nympholiteral total nymphos don't try to ruin their sex lives with kids.
>>34838691This is the worst question for me to see when I'm suffering badly from baby fever.
>>34838720have you ever bent a sausage? it snaps in half.
>>34838720ill let you bend it. just carefull with balls.
>>34838691>I'll wait however long you need me to, and take whatever tests you want me to.NAG, but I agree 100%. I want pussy, not plastic.
Intentionally secretly creating problems in her life so she is vulnerable and eager to accept me as her savior
>>34838705gurl u hot
>>34838722Bro if a young man came up to me with nothing to do I'd get him on a construction site.You actually learn a lot of valuable skills and even if you want to leave the field the lessons you learn carry over No one it seems wants to put in that hard consistent work tho
>>34838726I have heard some women say the best sex they ever had was while pregnant. Personally, I don't think it's worth it.
>>34838727baby fever is how men feel seeing an attractive female dailyyour need to get filled up with cum doesnt make you special
>>34838725Is the biblical Hell or Hell, MI? Because I’m under the impression that getting my dick destroyed by an /atoga/ femoid should only be possible in one of those.
>>34838735NTA, but you're so wrong. When baby fever hits, men are literally incapable of understanding the longing.
>>34838700>>34838708>>34838712>>34838717Grim.
>>34838693YesBadly, I've done it in front of two women and one of them hit me when I was crying
>>34838691You say this like it isn't normal.They all want that. To that I say: I don't take hormonal birth control and am not going to get on it for this purpose. Do with that information what you will. Hasn't been a problem for me yet my uterus might be broken.
>>34838701Is that such a bad thing?
>>34838716Kinda gay bro
>>34838721Ooh do me
>>34838626
>>34838738the truth is that society is still filled with ignorant people that could never even hope to comprehend the importance of taking care of one's mental wellness, which includes crying sometimes.
>>34838728Not if you’re strong like me and do sausage sit-ups. Then she can try her damndest to twist it, mash it, smash it, and bash it all she likes without anything snapping in half except her mind.
>>34838693Yeah. She got really angry and hit me a bunch and stormed off. I gave her the ick over 'hinata vs. pain'
>>34838733Ok. Where do you live. Put me to work
>>34838744I don't really believe in this stuff so I'm just gonna give you advice and use the card to frame it. (this is what people who believe in tarot also do)Ask me a question and I'll pull one card.
>>34838740>Do with that information what you will.I'm this close to saying fuck it, if it happens it happens. I'm tired of cumming in plastic.
>>34838750NTA but when will Examina finally get the 1.0 release. Will there be multiplayer. Will Sui Generis ever come out.
>>34838753basedwhat a funny goofy game it was in early versions, spent hours in arena swinging weapons hope it ever comes out
>>34838438>Gender>Thoughts on your last fap seshMIt was to Pinkchyu (the girl Drake barked for)Lame, I know.
i feel ill
>>34838737>let me tell you why this thing I've never experienced is inferior to the female version
>>34838577f, 11>>34838608my fetish is wearing a collar
>>34838731That's a bit fucked up
>>34838749I live in the Sunshine stateSo get ready to pour some asphalt down in 114 degree heatRoads are a growing commodity in the places population is rising Also get ready to work crew, if you show up on time you get paid daily.You show up late and its your assWhen could you start?
>>34838753Eight of Wands. A card about fast-paced changes.>will Examina finally get the 1.0 release.Yes, before the decade is up.>Will there be multiplayer.Not at 1.0.>Will Sui Generis ever come out.Yes.
is it normal for you too look at pictures of yourself and hate the person that's in it?i hate how i look.i feel like crying everytime i look at myself.
>>34838757Do you need some medicine?I can run out to the 7/11I was meaning to get a slurpee anywayIt wouldnt be a bother I can also get you a drink so you can be hydrated better
>>34838763i just try to not look in mirror anymoreon pictures its even worse
>>34838763I feel the same every time I look in the mirror the only time I felt ok with myself was when my ex would call me cute
>>34838761When move to the us which is never
>go out to meet a girl>text her afterwards asking for a date>she said she had a great time and wants to go out again but just as friends "for now"do I have any chance here or should I give up?
>>34838764no i read some fucked up shit on the internet and i feel unsettled.
>>34838755>pinkchyuWhat the fuck is up with this chick’s proportions lmao are all of these pictures of her shoop’d? God women like this give *me* (male) the ick. They remind me of a chick in real life I know who is ugly as sin and has a friend of hers touch up all her social media pics. Absolute shameless brainrot.
>>34838763it's normal. I only dislike seeing myself in video. I generally have good self esteem besides.
>>34838762>before the decade is upTarot is fake and gay, get a new hobby you goddamn queer
>>34838763I hate seeing my baby pictures because you can see the autism already on my face. Makes me want to punch through the picture frame.
>>34838768have sex with another girl before the meet up.
>>34838768Give up. She'll lead you on like this for months if you let her."For now" means "until I meet my next boyfriend".
>>34838767Dont worry I know a few international shippersVisas are a thing of the past down here
>>34838763I feel that way sometimes. A lot of times. There are only a handful of pictures of me that I like. And I despise seeing myself on camera, it’s extremely unsettling.
He head nodded at me when I passed by him, I'm friendzoned aren't I?
>>34838772I said up front that it was fake lolI've picked up a couple hobbies since retiring this one
>>34838763I take and save pictures of myself to look at later and remind myself of my hideous appearance. I like to pick apart my selfies
>>34838779he could be just awkward. ive nodded at girls, but 99% of them because i saw them as friends the other 1% i saw them too late and panicked
>>34838768Unless you enjoyed hanging out with her a lot and are willing to spend more time with her where you DON’T foot the bill, then no— sounds like a lost cause.
>>34838755>It was to Pinkchyu (the girl Drake barked for)Stolen valor. If you jerk off to women with a goth aesthetic you should verify she actually has goth cred first.
>>34838777I'm too white for that
>women want a man that can cook>women don't want to get fatHow do I reconcile this?
>>34838783I would if theres a chance we have a relationship or at least sex laterusually these type of girls dont put out the first date anyway>>34838776that's what Im afraid of>>34838775I wish
>>34838787By cooking healthy low calorie meals anon.
>>34838727Hi, JH. You can filter related words btw.
>>34838786Don't worry we can get you tanned and with a green card within weeks.
>>34838779Lmao what I would do this to people working at my hospital all the time. Hot ones, non hot ones, etc. I guess you can say that everyone at work is “friendzoned” until someone breaks the taboo, but a nod isn’t indicative of anything you dumb foid. Reminds me that this one fat nurse with DSL was into me enough that word got around and it was a tremendously embarrassing affair for me because I had 0 (ZERO) interest in her and once had to almost publicly denounce any interest I may or may not have at the fucking nurse’s station. I’m glad I’m not ugly but I also wish being attractive meant that people I was personally attracted to would be the ones chasing me. It’s always someone that I’d rather shoot myself in head than date.
>>34838789>that's what Im afraid ofI know I kinda sound like a bitter chud or whatever, but that's what's gonna happen. Trust me.She knows how you feel and that you didn't want to just be her friend. You know that you don't just want to be her friend.That "for now" shit is lame. If she saw a relationship with you as a remote possibility, she would have just let you take her out on a date.
>>34838781how do we start loving ourselves more?i don't like the guy in the mirror, but he's the only one who'll always be with me and he's the only one I have.he shouldn't feel sad...
>>34838789I mean, just do whatever makes you happy, anon. If you like spending time with her, then do it. I dated a girl for 3 years who only put out a couple of times because of how badly I craved the time I spent with her, and I miss her dearly. She became one of my closest friends and eventually I stopped caring about having sex with her.
>>34838787>What is kale chips?>What is butternut squash spaghetti?>What is a cucumber and tomato salad?Anon its quite easy once you got your girls algo dialed into the fitness side of Tik Tik
>>34838740ntadid that one guy realize it takes two to tango?
>>34838796>he shouldn't feel sad...Whenever the negative self-talk creeps up, try to talk over it. Tell it to shut up and try to remind the guy in the mirror that he shouldn't feel sad.
>>34838796Therapy, most likely. It’s hard to unfuck your brain when you have no one else to support your attempts at doing so.
>>34838794No the head nod is definitely something to most men, they do it to other men, men hardly do it to women.
>>34838294Australia here I come!>>34838608What is your fetish, anon?>>348385778, my neighbor showed me her dad's porn collection and one thing led to another. Horrifying in hindsight but I turned out alright.
>State genderWhat games have the best atmosphere?
>>34838763f, I have never liked photos of myself>>34838784i agree, I hate it when others are just posers.
>>34838791Right so they don't want a guy who's interested in cooking, they just want someone to do all the cooking (as a chore)>>34838798I don't think women actually like food
>>34838804what kind of atmosphere
>>34838802I do it to everyone. Gives me a chance to interact with women I am attracted to without having to worry about them thinking I’m a creep.
>>34838804MI won’t tell you, it’s a secret. Also, Exanima.
>>34838804f, I liked elden ring a lot
>>34838804MMetal Gear Solid 2 and Dark Souls.
i want that one!, the foid exclaimed proudly as she pointed at the atoga moid standing all on his own
>>34838804MWitcher 3 and Ghost of Tsushima
>>34838813...and then he woke up.
>>34838813:o
I've got to stop jerking to wmif videos before I want to marry one
>>34838812f, I only played MGs 1 but 2 was really difficult for me to get into. i might ask my partner to do a play through and just watch her because its her fav game of all time
>>34838806>I don't think women actually like foodThat's the secret anon They trick themselves into believing they don't You just make sure to keep that going for as long as possible
>>34838804>What games have the best atmosphere?Like in an epic way or a cottagecore way?
What is the male to female ratio here?30 to 1 at best?
>>34838796Impossible when there's nothing to love
>>34838817Considering women aren't like porn at allGood Call
>>34838804Kerbal Space Program?
>>34838819I completely get why people bounce off of it but my heart breaks for you all the same.The weird ass controls are godlike once they click.
>>34838822you'd be surprised actually.
>>34838822There arent 30 Male anons actively chatting in here anon.Take your medsIts just you and your other personalities
>>34838813“Alright,” said her rich and powerful senator father. “Let’s begin the inspection.” Before the moid could even open his mouth, the foid’s father had pulled the moid’s pants down to “examine” him further. He stuff the moid’s penis in his mouth and began to suck on it violently and with exaggerated slurping noises that made the foid fall over laughing. To be continued…
>>34838827There's 2 chicks here at best
>>34838752I mean, I'd get an abortion I just don't see it happening and it's not that hard to cycle track. >>34838763Crying is a little far but I don't really enjoy looking at my own face in photos yeah. >>34838799Huh?
>>34838826for me it was the very first mission when youre on the boat, I just couldn't get into it. oh also I played MGs 5 I totally forgot. that was fun but sort of repeats itself at the half way through the play through when all the missions just repeata friend in hs was also obsessed with mgs3 and I really wanna play that too. i have a hacked ps3 so I could also play 4 some time
>>34838830I think theres three here right now.
>>34838829so did he or did he not pass the inspection
>>34838835Real women anon We only count the bio ones
>>34838832You'd like 3 a lot more than 2, I bet. It's a lot more like the first game, structurally. Fun as fuck tooThe Tanker part of MGS2 is over with in a few hours, and what people really laud the game for happens in the Plant chapter4 is personally my least favorite game in the series, but the story developments in it are so batshit insane (and the gameplay is great, basically proto-MGSV unsurprisingly) that it's still a must-play for anyone who played the first three. But the pacing is fucking brutal; feels like it's mostly cutscenesI need to plug Death Stranding since you liked MGSV. I loved MGSV and Death Stranding blows it out of the water
>>34838836>he didn’t mash like or subscribe Sorry anon, a man’s gotta eat.
I love the way my guitar looks but I hate that I can't play it
>>348388413 is worse than 2, IMO. 2 is the best game in the series. It’s the pinnacle of MGS.
Fuck I'm so stoned right now, why won't those bastards get me a job already?
moids how many burgers could u eat in one sitting
>>34838843Just pick up the guitar and play it
>>34838843>bought $600 worth of parts for my guitar so I can fix it up and make it sound fucking awesome >it’s been 2 years almost and I still haven’t gotten around to actually fixing it Fuck man, I’ve been avoiding playing because of this. Used to play my guitar all the goddamn time before this.
>>34838847Two probably. Do you rub one out to these or what
>>34838822voting 1 point for f>>34838841ohh good to know. my partners other fav game is actually death stranding so I will give it a go. i actually played the first little bit and enjoyed it (I was playogn it to get to the camera mode so I could take photos to bypass an Id scan
>>34838847Depends on the kind. But probably 2
>>34838838Id classify trannies as more of a third sex than male or female, personally.
>>34838847Depends on too many different things for me to be able to answer that accurately. These days, no more than 1. I take amphetamines and the feeling of fullness you get when you eat is powerful enough to make it extremely difficult to keep on eating without experiencing severe anxiety.
>>34838847No more than two probablyDepends on the burger
>>34838854Where does that leave the intersex crowd?Pushed back to 4th gender
u guys are weak..
>>34838851Your potna's got good taste in games. Death Stranding is sloooow but that's part of what makes it so good. The writing is as stilted as ever but the setting in Death Stranding is really great and fun to spend time in.
>>348388593rd, like trannies Id say.
>>34838860I'm a mere mortal. Best I can do is two burgers and a hot dog, take it or leave it
>>34838863ur simply not trying hard enough
>>34838803>Australia here I come!Eh, hopefully you're bi because the women there are way hotter than the men.I lived in Sydney for 2 years and I was surprised by the number of fat or neckbeardy guys I saw, as I was expecting to get mogged.My theory is that it's due to prostitution being legal, so the guys feel like they don't need to try as much. Maybe the other cities are different.
>>348388472-3 assuming I don't want to shit my pants afterwards if I eat more.
>>34838821Either?
>>34838864I'm picturing some pretty decently sized hamburgers here, cut me some slackI ate two hamburgers on my birthday this year lol
Who's an anon you miss?
>>34838862So its just a bucket for all the undesirables like gender neutral Nah they all need their own genderGet the 72>>34838862 gender chart out
>>34838831that guy who blocked you
>>34838847Three.
>>34838871>bipolar junction transistor kek
>>34838857Can baddie be a gender? Because that's where the tall one who posts here belongs.
>>34838875bf material
>>34838870BVBut dont tell any other anon
>>34838861thoughts on ds2? i know its set in aus apparently and I'm Australian so thats cool
>>34838870>Who's an anon you miss?The femanon who'd post emotions with an equals sign for eyes=)
>>34838870The one who drew pic related. I got too drunk and started thinking I should marry her.
>>34838880I still haven't finished it yet! I need to. I heard Kojima say something to the effect of "ah shit I made MGSV again, kinda" in the press right before DS2 came out.
>>34838877I'm gonna say Demigod probably>>34838871Knowing most femanons
>>34838871This is what too much subjective morality does to people
>>34838877Which tall one?
>>34838878Thanks, but it's because I lift.
>>34838859i actually have a question that I'd like answered by this thread. so I am intersex but I've always been female. i had genital correcting surgery but Im xy chromosomes but I have ais so my genitals were like a half way point and I did naturally grow boobs, no facial hair, etc. is it OK for me to answer questions as female? not trans btw
>>34838847I'm a perma-lanklet so probably six.
I'm on a waiting list for a job. Jesus Christ, just give me a job already.
>>34838882She was cute, but alcohol doesn't make you delusional, anon. Careful.
>>34838849Opposite for me there's a bunch of guitar parts I want but can't justify buying
>>34838888I'm a male and I answer questions directed towards females all the time because I'm based like that. So no, you aren't allowed since you're some kind of freakish abomination. But who can stop you?
>>34838888Theres only room for one intersex anon here. You need to answer as a male.
>>34838888M>is it OK for me to answer questions as female? not trans btwYeah, I'd say so.
Do women like men who make art?
>>34838888>Im xy chromosomesThen you are just a male with some quirks
>>34838892>alcohol doesn't make you delusional, anon. Careful.It does if you're already a little craycray in the naynay. That's just one of the many, many, many reasons I stopped drinking.
>>34838886She's over 6ft, was dating a manlet.
>>34838872Huh? Wrong anon I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>34838860I'm not a disgusting fat slobbish greasy fuck
>>34838887strong fat?
>>34838897M Yes. I am something of an artist myself and women want me, but not because of my talents, but because I am a stud.
>>34838897Sometimes
>>34838888Honest answer?If you pass you succeed I assume you had hormone check upsSo assuming they accounted for the fact you were naturally going to have more test with some blockers you are fine>breasts Be specific do you have breast tissue or false gyno
>>34838899Congrats on the sobriety then.>>34838898NTA. Sex is determined by gamete type.
>>34838900How tall was he?
>>34838871Yeah bro I'm uh transnigger
>>34838860>t. Ignatius Reilly Ignatius could eat an entire hotdog stand's worth of weenies and STILL have the energy to not make any money selling hotdogs.
>>348389039% bf.>>34838908Don't remember.
>>34838882Personally, she was a little too Mexican for me.
>>34838911If he was 5'7" then thats me. He dumped me.
>>34838907>Sex is determined by gamete typeWhich gamete stops me from having any
>>34838908About 5'5 I think
>>34838912>Personally, she was a little too Mexican for meNTA. I bet her booty was insane.
>>34838913Or that, did you peg him and call him your subby faggot
>>34838822women don't exist.
>>34838913Oops, sorry.
>>34838912She was pretty clever and was a drawfag, which are traits that I find to be most agreeable. Most agreeable indeed. If her face matched her personality then she would've been the queen of /atoga/.
>>34838902so hostile>>34838911u dont bulk?
>>34838917Doubt it as she was a womanlet with a small rack too
>>34838918Wasn't that the goth?
>>34838907The most fundamental sex is determined by chromosomes
>>34838870I've not been on this site in months and someone instantly popped into my head
Either genderHow do I regain my energy and joie de vivre, I've fallen into a depression and all I do now is work and drink
My new roommate at uni is gay. That honestly doesn't bug me that much. The thing that makes me disgusted by him is that he's a furry.
>>34838923Clean bulk only.
>>34838868Comfy games would be like Life is Strange (kinda dark tho), Firewatch, The Outer Wilds, and Night in the Woods. As far as worlds with rich lore and an epic feel, Elden Ring, Bioshock, The Outer Wilds again, Horizon Zero Dawn, and Cyberpunk.>>34838870>Who's an anon you miss?Aloha, who in retrospect, might have been ENTJ.
State genderHow will you react when the X-Men kill Tobey Maguire Spider-Man in Doomsday?
>>34838924She said she was a D or DD, forget which.
>man on the first date: there's a 100% chance she's gonna try some symbolic bullshit to waste my time/money/effort>woman on the first date: how can I get this man to never speak to me again forever
>>34838927Who?
>>34838925>>34838915>>34838918>>34838925Yeah thats me! I still come here on occasion.>>34838920Its okay, were still good friends. Might get back together, might not. Definitely going to hook up.
>>34838936and this is why dating apps are trash, being friends for at least a couple months first is the superior way to lead up to a date
>>34838938When?
>>34838933MI will clap and get up in the theater and shout "WE DID IT, REDDIT" followed by "I AM THE ELITE HACKER KNOWN ONLY AS 4CHAN" then throw some of those firecracker things that pop really loud when you slam them on the ground and keep doing that while I make a run for the exit with the cape covering half of my face like a nefarious evildoer.
>>34838928Find a reason to stop drinking, as drinking causes a feedback loop that guarantees you won't have any chance of recovering what you've lost.
>>34838939Nigga nobody has friends anymore
>>34838938>Damn, that girl is so hot...>She's standing right behind me isn't she?I'll take the L.>Its okay, were still good friends. Might get back together, might not. Definitely going to hook up.Really? I thought you were pursuing a tall guy now?
>>34838939This. God bless universities and lab partners and classes that involve interaction, and God bless my high IQ and love of pretty women. These traits have made life all too easy for me.
State genderHow many larps are you running on ATOGA atm?Personally, Im running 3 or 4.
>>34838943okay befriend me thenid befreind every atoga moid here
I practice every day to find some clever lines to say to make the meaning come true
>>34838947Okay but I can only relate to other people through sportsDid you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>34838947>implying I'd want to be friends with any of the male cretins ITTit's embarrassing enough that i'm in here right now
>>34838946 wait, you guys aren't being unironic like me?
>>34838932>Life is StrangeMy friend says this is the only good lesbian romance written by a straight guy. Lol
>>34838871Good thing at least America is healing from that
>>34838946I have at least nine phones running 12 llms just to make sure I have companyNo im not medicated how could you tell
>>34838946MI've lost count They come and go
>>34838946MNone I'm pretty honest ITT
>>34838954i kneel
>>34838950Damn, femanon. Are we really that bad?
>>34838951I’m also just being myself here
>>34838950what abt a female cretin? i dont bite>>34838949cmon u must like something else, what abt video games?
>>34838953Yes I'm sure signing a piece of paper is going to magically make all the underlying reasons why gender dysphoria is rising in our population suddenly disappear
>>34838959I think this is her fetish
>>34838944Yeah I have a taller cuddle buddy, 6'6", but my heart belongs to my manlet.
>>34838958Truly there can only be one ruler of/atoga/We must find the most insane among us
>>34838888I looked up what a woman like you looks like naked and I’m pretty sure you’re allowed
>>34838901didn't you bounce on a married guy?
>>34838962It won't, but it'll at least help keep things orderly as far as legality goes.
>>34838964>I think this is her fetishWhat, being mean?
I need to cultivate more swagger
>>34838965Well, good luck then. It's nice to see a manlet winning.
>>34838971Yeah. Talking down on moids
I *WILL* lose weight. I *WILL* get pretty. I *WILL* make myself deserving of a Boy friend.
>>34838973>modern Chinese xianxia
>>34838609why?
>>34838971I’m the “mean” anon, and I’m a male. Only person I’d consider a human being worth knowing was the drawfag foid who did the smart thing and quit posting in here. I’ll leave you all shortly for another long hiatus, I can assure you. Tonight was just me wanting to see what was new in the “pick me” general, and it looks like I haven’t missed much.
>>34838979Not happening till you love yourself first
>>34838977Sigh, I need to date a much smarter woman so she can do this to me.
>>34838970Indeed. I wish USA also used the metric system to make itself even more neat, but that's a good start.
>>34838979Height and weight
I don't have any girls I like right now. Like there's girls I find pretty but there's no girls I find fun, and I feel like that's a major distinction. What do I do, just work on myself in the meantime?
>>34838982Oh, this must be Sarge. How have you been? Still working the bar?
>>34838988About tree fiddy
>>34838988Average weight and Short height but I am not in shape.
>>34838992That doesn't answer my question
>>34838990Lmao man, that’s a pretty low blow. I think I remember reading some of that cretin’s posts ITT.Just another reminder of why I stopped posting in these threads.
>>34838979Dont lose weight for anyone but for yourself and your own ambitions. Do it to get healthy, to feel better and to achieve your goals. Dont rely on a man for a sense of self.>>34838865Ermm... I'm mostly straight. Thats unfortunate. :(
>>34838996>BirdanonWho's the new attention-whore?
>>34838995I guess we'll see you around, stud.
Knowing nothing about nothing, it's a blessing in fact
>>34838997Okay ill stop namefagging. Sorry.
>>348389934'9, and as of this morning, 84.7 Pounds. I am skinny fat, I look gross nude, I barely have a thigh gap, I have a gut and love handles, and my upper arms could be slimmer. >>34838996I'm also doing it for myself. However, a major end goal is getting a partner due to having improved my appearance.
>>34839000You fucking better
>>34839001Skinnyfat doesn't really exist for women 2bh. Post body and we'll really see
>>34839000No don't let anons bully youStand in your nameYou earn it, dont let someone else take it
i need to put on weight preferably in the right areas
>>34838938>Definitely going to hook upHot>>34838965>Yeah I have a taller cuddle buddy, 6'6", but my heart belongs to my manlet.Chad is getting cucked? Strange times we're living in
>>34838952>My friend says this is the only good lesbian romance written by a straight guy. LolNah, there are plenty. Just so few of them get to be center stage.>>34839000You have to be given your name and then use it so other people can filter you when you get annoying enough.
>>34839003Damn anon you’re shameless
>>34839005Your ass?>>34839000Noo, you're cool
>>34839001You just need to do a bit of hip thrusting with some leg curls.Add in a bit of kale saladThat's all you need
What is it about the chud goy clique that makes the foids shake and what is the nature of foid shaking?
>>34839008I'm just saying. Descriptions don't mean much
>>34839010that would be nice. i’m a skeleton
I'm drying my sweaty feet off on the fan
>>34839000If you think you're so above us and deserve special attention, you'll get that attention, but not always the kind you desire, kek.
https://files.catbox.moe/6rnrkw.mp4Why are men like this?
Femanons, can I be a rack for your sweaty bras?
womenHow was Bear supposed to know the One Wish Willow would actually work?
>>34839007>filter youYou ever wonder how many anons have actually done that to you?
>>34838996>mostly straightJust go gay if you can't commit
>>34839018I'm not watching 3 minutes of ts ngl
>>34839003Sounds like a great way to get banned.>>34839011I'm already on a calorie deficit but I don't work out at all, although I think a lot more than what you suggested would be needed to fix my current physique.
>>34839018Do they know if they're effectively advertising these dating events to men?
>>34839017No, I dont really need the attention, I get plenty IRL. It started as a temporary thing because some anon got confused between myself and another anon. >>34839010>>34839004Its okay, I prefer the anonymity. :)
>>34839025Catbox it or add me on discord
>>34839022About tree and a haff.
>>34839023Its the other way around unfortunately. I want to be gay but I just cant get into women.
>>34839027>I dont really need the attention, I get plenty IRLStupid sexy femanon
>>34839028What's your tag?
>>34839031Not even for like a three way?
>>34839022Who is it? I have them filtered
>>34839034I am into women enough for a threeway. ;)
>>34838069In this guy's culture. If it was back in the old country, it's common for the middle name of the kids to be the mother's maiden name.Anyways. This guy grew up here and married someone outside his culture...AND gave his kids his mother's maiden name. NOT his wife's/mother of his childrens maiden name but his own mother's maiden name.Am I the only one who finds this bizarre? For women here, how would you feel if your partner did this for your kids names?
>>34839031You shouldn't be with men either with that attitude
>>34839025Im just giving you small things you can action that then snowball into better habits.Gotta start somewhere anonDo stuff that makes you excited to move your body.Add in some resistance training for strength.Get into an active hobby like running or climbing.Meet people and get introduced to men. Maybe even find one you like. Go on a few datesI know im making it sound easy but I understand its easier said then done.It just seems to me to be a worth while goal to set for one's self
>>34839033Murderedbycats
>>34839040Theres good men out there dont get me wrong. Theyre just far and few between.
>>34839037Hot. Have you ever done it?
>>34839018Because 'le gender wars' >n<But also 100% of women are just "manic episode bipolar" kind of energy. You get the impression they always want their words to sting because they want to be violent towards men but fear men at the same time. They treat every man like some step daddy and they just brat 24/7 and it's really annoying and one-sided. Like, "we get it, you deal with childbirth and all the biological hell surrounding that." but they way they talk about it, you'd think they think that men are just in a room someplace, democratically voting for what shit awful settings women are forced to deal with. "Make the childbirth setting more painful! Make the mood swing smore moody!" Fuck that. Man wakes up, does his job, plays PSP. Jealous much? He'll do it again tomorrow. He loves that game.Women will humblebrag online for e-cred.
>>34839027Well that's fine.The name was nice and old.Time to put it back in its case
>>34839045MThe only reason I don't go to those is because I'm shy.
>>34839018Female-induced dissociation, if some chick bitches at me i get all numb and tingly and zone out.
>>34839018I don't think I'd be attracted to any of the women there. Like if I'm gonna travel for an in person dating event I'd prefer it to be hosted in the context of my religion because there's no point wasting my (and equally hers) time with someone who doesn't care about religion in the same way I do
>>34839026https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/singles-nights-men-dating-love-b2926548.htmlhttps://archive.ph/5CxfTIdk
What’s the best way to tell a girl she sucks at giving head? I have a huge dick so it’s understandable and I’m not gonna insist on it or anything, but she’s painfully bad at it right now. We really like each other so this shouldn’t break anything, I just want her to feel as little hurt as possible when I say it. Off the top of my head I was thinking>Hey, listen, so right now you’re not good at this. And it’s okay. If you want to get better I’d be happy to work with you on it. If not, that’s totally fine too, I don’t expect anything.
>>34839053Gay
>>34839052>(growling, aggressive) "No teeth!" *Pull your own cock out her mouth, slap her cheek with it, put it back in her mouth*
My girlfriend keeps going on about me needing to know her love language. I know plenty about the things she likes and I thought i knew everything about her but apparently I'm missing somethings. What do I have to figure out?
>>34839018If you get to the end (took me 3 tries) she's clearly just frustrated with her own dating lifeBut if you can't get a man to go to this, why is mocking our insecurity going to help?>Just be normal and we won't label you as weirdYeah and your label of what is "normal" and "weird" is subjective and I don't trust your judgement
>>34839038So his own middle name? Presumably there was a conversation about it and the wife didn't care this is a non issue.
>>34839043Idk why you can't force yourself to like women since you're apparently forcing yourself to like men
>>34839056>be nice to her>spend money on her>fuck hersome combination of the three. it's an actual popsci concept. do the studying.
>>34839018>rudeLoud women seem povertycore to me. Try again with a nicer tone of voice.
can men get pegged without wearing girly shit like thigh highs and garters
>>34839063They used to wear officewear to get pegged.
>>34839060NTA. Quit trying to psyop women into being dykes
>>34839063To get pegged a man has to be a girly little faggot
u might ignore my love but i swear ur from above
>>34839063>can men get pegged without wearing girly shit like thigh highs and gartersThat's how I'd prefer it. A lot of those vids are after the autogynephilic audience.
>>34838961Sorry I'm a boring person
>>34839018>Men don't want to be publicly humiliated by women who wouldn't even give them a chance on dating apps>"why are men like this?">>34839022>You ever wonder how many anons have actually done that to you?Three at least.>>34839053This is entry-level.
>>34839051God these things seem like hellFull of judgemental whoresNo thank you. I've got my hand.
>>34839067Watch you come from above, I'm so needy for love
>>34839071>Three at least.I only did that because I was doing nofap
>>34839061But I do all that already...
>>34839061>give positive ASMR 24/7, don't ever voice your negative emotions>give away all your time, but still be rich and not boring>do all the legwork, do all the chores, just let her leech forever 100% in leisure>spend money, daily weekly, multiple times a day, spend spend spend>literally hold my hand like an autistic child or i will meltdown and plap chad in unwanted tears and angerhahahahaha
>>34838244>she deleted itOh, I thought I missed a digit
Her name was Maria Fernanda
>>34839067Who
I love you too, femanon.
if any moid is baiting it within the next 15 mins we'll be doing it at the same timekinda romantic..
>>34839071>This is entry-levelYou wish you had this power over moids
>>34839063>can men get pegged without wearing girly shit like thigh highs and gartersMI don't get why a sub would want to look like a woman? Women are power. I want to be the exact opposite.
>>34838898yeah I'm a male with a vagina and boobs and no male hair. all it means is I'm totally infertile and my body can't process testosterone>>34838906breast tissue, b cup. my test is high but I dont process it so I never needed blockers
>>34839085I will now astral project into your room as I jerk it
>>34839085Hot. What kind of stuff are you into?
>>34839063But truth be told anon. When you are getting pegged all that girly shit is on the inside already
>>34839085How do you last 15 minutes?>>34839086Thats a jiu jitsu move
>>34839085Psst
>>34839089God your libido must be insaneI'd buy you at least a drink So that counts for something I think
>>34839085This fucking retard is cumming.. Pathetic. Point and laugh.
>>34839095honestly not that high, I masturbate maybe twice a week, but I'd be down for more frequent sex
>>34838870>Who's an anon you miss?Dorm girl
>>34839093Gay men love it I understandStill doesn't mean she can do it
>>34838870italy
>>34839097Is your skin smooth?I mean let me ask in a non creepy way.Skin care routine?
>>34839099You must not roll. tons of manlets in jiu jitsu.
Is dancing with a woman other than your gf/wife unfaithful Women how would you feel if your man did this
>>34839101Bruh, asking what she masturbates to would sound less creepy than that
>>34839085>five dicksgreedy
a lot more horny moids than i was expecting do men really cum that fast? is going for 15 mins or even longer that absurd?
>>34839106My sessions usually last for 30-60mins
Men, why aren't you making the sacrifice?
>>34839106We can drag it out more
>>34839106I used to go 100 minutes with an e-friend. longest was 180.
>>34839107how many times on average do u eject cum within a single session?
>>34839108Hey bot>>34839110You had an e-fwb? How did that happen?
>>34839104UghMy Ted Bundy assAnd I wonder why im not that amazing with women
>>34839106>a lot more horny moids than i was expectingI was just chilling until someone asked me to jack off with her
>>34839112>You had an e-fwb? How did that happen?tumblr DMs
>>34838979Don't listen to the other morons saying you need self love and muh not doing it for others. The same fucking cope every time. Do it because you want to get hot.
>>34839111Once at the end I just edge forever, if I keep going I might be able to get another out right after if I really want. Sometimes I accidentally dribble a little without finishing if I go too hard.
>>34839106No not bad for a beginnerOnce you get to the Jerkmates League it changes.Tournament Duo's could last up to an hour.Just have to be prepared and ready.Desensitize Gels work best
>>34839119>indian
>>34839116nta but I expected no different
>>34839117NTA. Goth femanon became hot as fuck though. I'd follow her advice since she has proven it works.
>>34839101yes and I routinely get told its soft. all I do is put snail mucin on my face, rest of my body I just wash with water and nothing too harsh. sometimes soap if I smell
atoga moid boyfriend asmr
>>34839108there's literally nothing you get in return
>>34839122Crazy thing was, she was catholic. She took photos of plants. I was running several of those black and white hardcore gif blogs, I had like 12 of them, and she was all about the deviant shit, despite having a very modest tumblr herself. Lots of like finger fucking stuff and making out and shit like that. IIRC she was an english teacher.
>>34839126Tell me the terrible secret already
>>34838946Mnone right now but sometimes I will fake an argument with myself to get/keep a discussion running and get others to reply
>>34839126I'm a *horrible* boyfriend.>“Tell me… what’s going through that pretty, vacant head of yours? Are you wondering when I’ll let you go? Or are you wondering if I’ll ever let you go at all? Because the more you struggle, the more I realize how much you *love* being handled. You’ve spent so long pretending you’re in control, and here you are: alone with me in the dark, waiting for me to decide what happens next.”
>>34839123Proofs?
Women, what does it feel like when you're about to cum?
I jerked off 4 times today. I honestly don't think I've ever done that in the entire history of my life (I'm 30).
>>34839135from what I've read about male orgasms I'll frame it in that way. its more of a wave that builds up and then I ride it out for like 30 seconds rather than one big explosion and then collapse
Why do girls lie about being raped? You'd think if it was that serious, they would never do it.
>>34839133I can also do a switch version:>“Your eyes… they’re so cold today. It’s intoxicating. Tell me I’m nothing. Tell me I’m just a tool for your pleasure. I’ve been thinking about this since the moment you left the room this morning. Every second of the workday was just… counting down to the moment I could be at your feet.”>“Do you like the way I’m shaking? I’m trying so hard to stay still for you. I want to be perfect. I want to be exactly what you need me to be for you. Just a toy. Your favorite little toy.”
>>34839141Low quality bait.
Starting to think the female orgasm isn't real
>>34839145MThat's because you're a failed male
In Africa I'd be a genius. They'd worship me like a god and then kill me for meat.
>Gender.What's the best position for a quickie?
>>34839146I'm a woman
>>34839149You've never had an orgasm before?
>>34839150I don't think so, at least not one that felt mind blowing or remarkable in any way
>>34839145It isn'tModern feminism has lied to women about itYou can take solace in knowing others don't get them either
>>34839151nta but I heard it's genetic>t. moid
>>34839151And you've tried things like vibrators?
Is it over? How do I verify I'm actually balding? How do I get a gf I can be happy wifeying before I lose my confidence?
my coworker revealed to me a close friend of hers thinks I'm hot. wat do?I feel like it's the same complications of dating a coworker, no?I have suspected that my coworker likes me but she's engaged. I know that women who like guys they can't be with try set those guys up with their friends. She touches me/plays with me a lot, always tries to get my attention. I treat her like the little sister I've never had.Her friend is okay, not super attractive to me, I would try and fuck her asap.Should I just not even proceed?
women, is a guy lacking a foreskin a big deal?
>>34839156post scalp and/or hairline
>>34839153Ah, here's the failed male.
>>34839156ACK Picrel didn't attatch
>>34839162>mmmoid forehead
>>34839155They seem like a waste of money
>>34839158>I feel like it's the same complications of dating a coworker, no?While it's not the same, pump and dumping your coworker's friend she tried to set you up with is going to sour your relationship, so either go on some dates and see if you'd want a relationship or just dip out
>>34839158I do think another one of her friends is hot, but she's got a bf. I want to just be the side piece guy to this group of women to be honest with you people.
>>348391610/2 buckaroo
>>34839148>Gender.>What's the best position for a quickie?MStanding doggy>>34839164I think there's some femanons who'd disagree
>>34839148f, screw position (legs up on his shoulders)
>>34839167Yeah because women come on here and seethe about feminism
Femanons, let's say feminists get the super matriarchy that they want, would you own any men as slaves?
>>34839148MPut her on backkneel on the bed kind of in front of her like you're gonna do missionaryswivel her hips to the side, legs togetherfuck her sideways like thatif you're attractive, lots of eye contactif she's enjoying it she'll stare you downshe'll cumcumgo home
How do I talk to girls I sit next to in class?Like how does a conversation even start in that instance? This sounds like a dumb question but I don't want another semester of college spent isolated.
>>34839148MHoist her up on the table and lift her legs up and together
>>34839173Is that like mating press?
I was out with some friends and one of the girls was talking about her date with a guy her sister-in-law is setting her up with and he came to visit. One of the comments she made was like "Yeah but when we were out hiking there were times when the ground was uneven and he was shorter than me and that was a bit of a turnoff" so I asked how tall he was and she said my height. Another girl tried to tell her that height isn't that big of a deal. I'm like only 2-3 taller than this girl, she's 5'5 or 5'6". I didn't like what I heard her say, but I didn't feel like saying anything about it.
>>34839162It's joever Time to shake hands with Norwood
we need some more m*id f*reh**ds up in here
>>34839179yes petty much
>>34839182I have a full head of hair and I don't wanna make that other guy sad
>>34839177You're in a class together there has to be something to comment on eventually.
>>34839184thats actually really kind of u anon :0hmm, what can u post then.. perhaps arms?
Am I stupid if I no longer remember how to solve quadratic equations despite learning math up to calculus?
>>34839186You already have them
>>34839188I never even took calculus.You would be stupid if you were incapable of relearning it.
>>34839185But how do you bridge that into a lasting conversation and then connection?
>>34839191i only have so many arm pics in my atoga folder i am low on chest ones tho
>>34839188My surgeon said he doesn't remember how to do them
>>34839188Brah I don't remember the quadratic gorilla and shit either
>>34839194I have no chest
>>34839188Just use the quadratic equation it is fullproof>t = (-b +- (Square root of b^2+(4ac))) / 2a
>>34839188just ask chat gpt you'll know how again.
>>34839200not what i asked..
>>34839201Broke out into song as soon as I read thisState genderAnyone else?
>>34839181Maaaaan fuck me.>>34839184Won't make me more sad than I already am. Gonna look into some stuff to buy me time.>>34839186Not posting chest though.
>>34839188f, aren't quadratic equations like-b +- sqrt b^2 - 4ac % 2aand then you just plug in the values? or is there more to them that I forget?solving for area under a curve and 3d shapes is something I wish I could still remember
>>34839194Post your other armpit already
>>34839206Nigga why are you brown
>>34839208Thats for the roots of the function.The standard notation for a quadratic looks like:ax^2+ bx + c
>>34839206>swole tan moid hot... u are now my 77th addition to the atoga folder>>34839209hi armpit anon how r u doing today
I haven't done this math shit since I was 17 but it's all coming back to me now
>>34839211yeah but like what else would you get asked with a quadratic equation?
>>34839130You still here anon?
>>34839212I’m good fat fetish poster, still waiting patiently for the other pit.Today was a normal day. No good, no bad.How are you?
>>34839216Lol
If the graph is differentiable at the point, why aren't the secant slopes converging on a limit?
>>34839210I'm a spic, I have tan skin. >>34839214Lots of things, like finding the max or min of the functions.But you're right for equations, it's more about solving for x.Usually you would see something like 2x + 14 = 3x^2. Which you could then soulve by rearranging and using the equation posted here >>34839208
>>34839221weight? age?
>>34839220there's at least four reasons. post the equation, retard.
>>3483922224, 135 lbs. Why?
>>34839217i think if u went in the archives and found that one pit photo i posted and just flipped it, thatll do the job >How are you?thx for asking, and it was the same as u, a pretty mid day, but tomorrow will be better! for u and me both anon, im sure
>>34839224This nigga 5'5
>>34839223Never mind, it's the oscillations.
>>34839226>go into the archivesNo it wouldn’t, I already have it in my folder. I need the other armpit >tomorrow will be betterYes it will, I don’t know how yet but I feel it in my marrow <3
>>34839228proud of you
>>34839225I'm doin' folklorico! I'm stampin' my feet!
>>34838098>would you rather be>>brown>>sub 6'>>sub 6''>>baldingSub 6" as long as I'm not in micropenis territory.
What’s up hoes Where the white women at
>>34838108I was rasied by a single mom, and even the couples that stayed together for life in my extended family never bothered getting marriage papers. So no, I never thought so, and I always considered marriage an antiquated, hollow ritual from a bygone time. And since trad marriage was fuelled entirely by the sociaeconomic need to hav a partner to surivive, its easy: You just marry the next best person who is down afte rthree months, then never ever divorce no matter how shitty the relationship is. There you go, you are now "happily married" the traditional way.
>>34839193You both have to want to.
>>34839229were u the original guy who asked for it? i forget if ur the only pitlover who browses here or not
>>34838144Both of the things you mentined with Ecstasy are just results of dehydration, because it kicks up your circulation while no longer making you feel thirst.Its why you always see ravers with water bottles. Literally just drink water and don't take a whole pill at once and you won't have any problem.The hangover affects everyone differently, but I've only known few people who get the full blown depressiin thing, its rare.
>>34838108No? Marriage is when a girl wants to act tough online, and a guy wants to be a performative male for boomer-points.
>>34839245I’m not the original who asked for the first pit but I do reckon I’m the original who has been asking for the other pit.
>ages ago>date girl>watch phantom of the opera with her>she knows nothing of it>she lusts after the phantom of course>because he's attractive, mysterious, controlling, even kidnaps the woman>she's upset that the movie revealed him to be ugly, "ruining it"women, why do you keep allowing the incels to be right about you?
>>34838247Because its driven by terminally online people who spend every minute awake spamming the shit out of any website that will let them. People who got laid have neither the time nor will to hang out in front of a screen for 12 hours a day and post cope.
Ok, so I can't get a woman who's beautiful and has a good personality.Obviously beauty needs to go, but how? If I stop seeing beautiful women online/in movies for long enough will my eyes recalibrate?
>>34839159Is genital mutilation bad?
guys why do i look so bad when i take a selfie just as i wake up? in the morning i look the worst
>>34839261it’s joever
>>34839262Incubus clapped those cheeks while you were sleeping
What music do men prefer to fuck to?
>>34839265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBTa7Xopu9Q&t=13s
what if i made u and me in tomdachi life and our characters kissed and got married
>>34839265Satin panther. Why, what's on your sex playlist?
>>34839260It's actually not that hard. You know how a tough cut of beef needs a long simmer, similarly, a broad with good personality that you gain repeated exposure to will gain redeeming qualities. But in all honesty, any amount of good on a woman will make her chad only regardless of looks or personality.
>>34839265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u63BhmYdSS8
>>34839267This is a spell, I can’t remember what the genre is called but this is 100% a spell
>>34838076I did ass to ass yesterday and I want more of that so I’ll take gay
>>34839266Should've picked tip toe through the tulips
>>34839272>I did ass to ass yesterdayWhat is that?
>>34839274
She blocked me.
>>34839260>>34839260MGo for women in the 2-4.5 range
>>34839265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jk6J2tM6sc
>>34839260Why cant you get one? Are you ugly do you suck
I'm saving a dox list of women who do pregnant porn filth so I can send their future children their content and hopefully ruin their relationship. Do these women have any shame at all?
>>34839265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5-DxdO26o
>>34839286You not having anything better to do is concerning
>>34839265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFHBKLsbxc
>>34839286>I'm saving a dox list of women who do pregnant porn filth so I can send their future children their content and hopefully ruin their relationship. Do these women have any shame at all?You'd be sending pornography to minors and you'd get arrested retard
>>34839290Well someone needs to be the one to fight this degeneracy instead of sticking their head in the sand.
>>34839293>show a child porn of their mother >fight degeneracy Um
>>34839285>Are you uglyI'm not ugly, I've been told my face is cute before. But my body is pretty unattractive except for my dick being a decent size.>do you suckI don't think so? But isn't that what someone who sucks would say? I am nerdy, introverted, milquetoast, average intelligence, ADHD.
atoga men music taste suck
>>34839295I'll wait until their older and just send them the account name and tell them what their mom did.
Women, what makes a nice guy too nice?
>>34838098Brown. Balding his hideous. Sub 6' means you're not a man. Being sub 6" means you're even less of a man, and only when it actually matters.At least browns can be tall, hung and have hair sometimes.
>>34839299if he pays for absolutely everything on dates or buys expensive gifts a lot, especially if not for any occasion
>>34839265There's different kinds of sex. Sometimes it calls for hard EDM. Other times there needs to be nothing but the crackle of a fireplace.
>>34839299Somebody post the nice guys can't fuck shirt
>>34839276AESS TA AESS*rabid cheering*
>>34839305it seems mean spirited but tbqh its probably true, beta males do be beta and all
>>34839306* chanting*CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM I never watched the actual movie, whihc is probably for the best because the scene likely would stop being funny if I had the sad backstory. >>34839305>>34839307Yeah, but why can't they fuck? What do betas do in bed that makes them so bad specifically?
im not gay but when i see femboys getting fucked raw and cum inside of im like damn maybe i am gay
>>34839307That's why they're cucks while better men fuck
>>34839299The actual, non-bait answer is expecting the woman to make every single first move.
>>34839297I asked what you like, but got radio silence
>>34839297sex music is a shitty idea for a playlistpost a better playlist idea or gtfo
>>34839322You've never had sex though? How do you know it's a shitty idea?
I love women.
>>34839324why the fuck would i want music playing while i fuck? only retards need background noise for everything. i bet you have a video game youtube essay playlist for sex too, retard.
gn atoga moids
gm atoga foids
>>34839331Nighty night sweetheart
>>34839299Being so agreeable and accommodating that he lacks personal opinions. Probably means he's insecure and thinks that I'll leave him if he suggests he would rather get sushi than what I wanted or that he doesn't actually like the show we've been watching every night for the past 3 weeks.
>>34839315no, they just dont get girls/keep them in the first place because real life isn't like your weird cuck porn
Clean your room, European femanons!
>>34839324NtaHe's not wrong though. If there's music already on or you need it to cover the noise that's one thing but making a sex playlist and putting it on as part of the foreplay is just cringe. It's something to ignore at best.
How do I find a gooner gf who cares about naught but carnal pleasure? What are the signs?
>>34839338>no, they just dont get girlsThat's what i meant, you took it too literally
im ngl ive stopped caring about what others want me to do. like legit. it's 3 am i should be in bed i have "obligations" but i just do not care anymore. ego = caring about literally anything. literally EVERYTHING is ego. i am free now because i gave up.
>>34839329Nah, keep seething though
>>34839325I hate women anon?
>>34839312Small dicks and low test, duh.
>>34839350Yeah, feels like another life though.
>>34839299>Women, what makes a nice guy too nice?MCan't you just be super nice to everyone except a woman you're interested in, act more neutral to her?
>>34839353I have a big dick, and I'm a passive loser.
>>34839260>Ok, so I can't get a woman who's beautiful and has a good personality.>Obviously beauty needs to go, but how? If I stop seeing beautiful women online/in movies for long enough will my eyes recalibrate?Desert queen phenomenon
>>34839353sph anon?>>34839355I've never been called too nice even though I consider myself a generally nice person, thankfully. If anything I'm way too impatient and will try to kiss a woman after half an hour lol. Whcih kind of is the opposite problem I was just curious
>>34839347Ego is fine, don't fall for the new age feminine bullshit. Ego gets shit done and ego makes women wet. It's how you use your ego that separates the confident from the narcissistic
Anons, how many unique pussies have (You) fucked?
>>348393651
>>34839365>Anons, how many unique pussies have (You) fucked?30
>>34839365MThree, racking up a high score is degen
Clean your room, /atoga/ moids!
>>34839371No, God invented women for a reason so how about you clean my room for me
>>34839373Clean it now!!!
ladies, on a 1-10 scale how willing would you be to introduce a male friend you """"friendzoned"""" to a single friend of your's assuming he didn't act like a mean jerk towards you after turning him down yourself
>>34839375I SAID CLEAN IT UP WOMAN. CLEAN IT UP!!!
>>34839380You can't hit me through the internet and I don't even have the key to your house! Be the change you want to see in the world!!!
So women that I'm in a relationship with wanna be plapped up and are merely being modest? Chicks seem to prefer guys that do everything both in and out of bed.
>>348393650Strongly considering suicide
>>34839337nta but how do i make my agreeable nature not come off as being overly passive? when it comes to eating out i'm pretty flexible, i like more stuff than i dislike stuff so unless i had an intense need for xyz food that day i probably wouldn't care, for me it's just about the experience of going out to eat together rather than what i actually eat. and i'm pretty vocal about my likes/dislikes in regards to television but i'll usually give things a chance, i've misjudged shows and movies before and was pleasantly surprised when i found myself hooked
>>34839378nagthis happened to me once but it didn't work out because i still had feelings for the girl who referred me to her friend and that made things awkward. i'd rather just move on to a different friend group and not have to see the girl who rejected me all the time.
>>34839365low triple digits
>>34839383>Chicks seem to prefer guys that do everything both in and out of bedYeah it's called being the "full package" man. Anything less than that and the girl either dumps you or cheats on you.Don't forget the moon and the Stars nigga
>>34839384Don't. Women aren't worth it.
>>34839387How? Hookers?
>>34839356Well I was at least half-right, there you go. Go get some test and start being a non-bitch.
>>34839384If you do that, you let the hoes win. They're the reason you're upset remember. Get yourself some Chef Boyardee. Relax.
>>34839392city dweller, good nightlife, tourists.
>>34839392Of course it was hookers every high number autist on here paid to win
>>34839393I tried, doc said no until age 35 minimum. I'm 19.
>>34839395Can I ask which city?
if u wanna end it just go to sleep. sleep solves every problem but people dont wanna believe that
remember when millennial women used to grift that they preferred small dicks
>>34839394>Chef BoyardeeThe master
>>34839400brunswick, NJ
>>34839403I also remember when dicklets had enough dignity not to seethe on public forums constantly
>>34839394I've got beef with myself, not with the hoes though. Being bitchless is merely the symptom
>>34839403>listening to women>everBecause I imagine its frustrating when a guy with a suficcient average dick starts ruining everything by geing immensely insecure.They will also call your dick big and say that they love it because they know it gets men going and enhance the intensity of the plapping.
>>34839406Italian girls? Nice
>>34839408give that inner you some breathing room. get some hobbies take your mind off that mf for a few hours per day. It can be anything, walks, hobbies, music, make that mf not the center focus of life for a bit.
>>34839411love em love em love emfour digits by 40
>>348393780Not that I have any friends but it's a bad idea. You run the risk of them actually getting together but the friendzoned guy still being into you and that drives a wedge between you and the friend. But mostly because "here Sarah I don't want this one but it might be good enough for you" is insulting. It's like donating something that you really should have thrown away to goodwill.
>can't mention having a 7.5" x 5.5" dick>if I do local dicklets do picrel
>>34839341i actually did recently! still have a bit to do though
>>34839415Based.
>>34839418Is that from Tom & Jerry?
>>34839424Yea it was from the episode "downhearted duckling" it's about an incel duckling who thinks he is ugly and won't stop whining about having no GF
>>34839417Weirdly hot post
>>34839387Is it even fun any more jeez
>>34839425Oh shit, I remember that. What foreshadowing
>>34839428You underestimate how many hot women exist, you get tired, more show up.
>>34839428You should hot in bed with him and find out
>>34839426That's more or less how women view men anon, they see us as something to try on like an outfit. We may objectify their bodies but they objectify out entire lives
>>34839378nagthey always hand you the ugly hoes, that's their way of saying become a blackpilled looksmaxxing gymcel sigma manosphere buzzword
>>34839417>don't fall in love and get happy, I'll lose my friend>um actually he's human garbage, don't find out he existsno friends having bitch Sarah deserves to be plapped stop hoarding her
>>34839418If I met a girl on tinder that just asked me to come over to jerk off over her tits and then leave her alone. Is is guaranteed that she impregnated herself once I left?
More black pill 420 no scope facts about womenI overheard a male manager talk with female supervisor at work the other day both are old boomers. The old man was mentioning his daughter broke up with her bf of 10 yrs a two weeks agoHe later laughed and joked "So now I have to decide what to make for dinner she is coming over to introduce her new boyfriend hahaha"Give a woman 10 years and she will forget you in two weeks
How do I prevent my hdmi plug in the wall from giving my tv a dark screen once in a while?
>>34839442>Bf>Of 10 yearsShe was right to leave that clown
>>34839442A woman is never yours, it's only ever your turn.
>>34839437This also happens to certified above average/ hot guys, you talk to a cute girl at the bar whos tehre with her fat friend. Surprise, hot girl has a bf but her fat friend is free tee hee ;)Why do women even do this. Is this some kind of humiliation ritual for the fattie? The only way any guy pivots to her is if hes terminally desperate and really really just wants some fuck tonight.
>>34839444But the best part is the women will say "ShE bRoKe uP LoOooNg BeFoRe ThE BreAk uP yOu jUst DidNt NoTice"Which when accepted you realize women will talk with other men behind your back to line them up.
>>34839442Yeah, women often internally break up before they formally do, as they are pussies. >>34839444stfu conservacuck. Not everyone is living in some bakcwards ass shithole where people see their lives as a 19th century reenactment performance.
>>34839431I guess I just can't relate I got tired of random hookups in the teens let alone triple digits.>>34839433Nah>>34839440She deserves a man but not a man I don't even want. Passing him off on her is just mean. If she's described her perfect guy and the guy I rejected fits that I'd tell her about him but we both know that's not the scenario we're talking about here.
>>34839446nta, but, lolfat bitch is jolly, depressed bitches always got some jolly fat bitchnow I'm upset
MentIoning Lindsay Clancy to Foids is becoming a really good red flag catcher. I've never before seen a more blackpilling event than this trial.
>>34839452Yeah that's exactly how you identify who the crazy whores are from the kind hearted girls that's how I always used scandalous polarizing events you just throw the topic out and the psycho BPD trainwreck sluts can't help themselves they really need the world to know how many kids they killed in the womb and why they think the woman who killed children is a victim kek it gets them every time
>>34839450Why'd you even friendzone him, if you're sabotaging both him and Sarah's happiness. You just hate fun, let's be real? Not letting your two good pals plap it out on the side.
>>34839417well lets assume these are the best possible conditions, assuming your male friend is able to move past being rejected and continue the friendship. would you really frame it as "hey so this guy i turned down wants me to introduce you to him"?
>>34839447NTA. I've been the monkey branch before. Didn't even realize until months later
>>34839448>conservacuckIs that a new word for someone who doesn't want to waste 10 years of their life playing house with a "bf"
>>34839452IIt really do be like that. Have you seen the true crime women saying she couldn't have done it because she is a Leo and Leo's don't kill cubs, but her husband is a Gemenii so he clearly is guilty?
>>34839450>guess I just can't relate I got tired of random hookups in the teens let alone triple digitsIf you were hooking up with chicks you'd probably see it differently
Having a bf/gf as an adult is embarrassing. That shit is for toddlers at the kindergarten. Grow the fuck up.
>>34839452Ikr
>>34839452>cambridge study>mankeeping (emotional labor)>aqua tofana movement>lindsay clancythese three were just brutally eye-opening, gamergate was just the tip of the iceberg apparently, foids are demons (not all)
>>34839458its a term for retards who still act as if they expect to die at 30 and need a woman to handwash their clothes in a tub to move out. Like waste what time.You dont need to start shitting out children at 22 because two thirds of them dont make it to four years of age anymore.
>>34839466>cambridge studyQRD?
>>34839466I'd say it's 90% of women that are like this based on my life experience,.my gut feeling and what the numbers show. Gold hearted foids are rare and are going extinct
>>34839470https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/politics-and-the-life-sciences/article/toward-individualistic-reproduction-solving-the-fertility-crisis-could-require-a-further-marginalization-of-men/F26A4750B666344157278B72CFC5D223
>>34839467Are you also a foid? Make sure not to buy a house or have kids with your dumbass bf who after 10 years isn't sure if he wants to marry you
>>34839455The only reason I'd friendzone rather than outright reject is if I have to see him regularly like he's a coworker or something. I am protecting Sarah's happiness by not forcing her to have almost the same interaction I just did with the guy.>>34839456Wait you guys are using "friendzoned" in the sense that she actually meant it? Not that she's just going to ignore you until you get the hint? >would you really frame it as "hey so this guy i turned down wants me to introduce you to him"?I wouldn't because I would never consider doing that to her. Rejecting people sucks I'm not dumping that on a friend because some guy who wants to fuck me but can't will take what he can get.
>>34839472Brutal
Why didn’t walmart carry t-shirt of Dobes during the playoff?They had the whole team except what everyone wanted!
Women don't even want marriage any more they boast about it on socials and claim they don't need men now so who the fuck wants to marry the creatures that brag about not wanting to be wed anymore
>>34839460Maybe but I doubt it. It's not that sex is less fun it's just not worth it to do all that socializing and filtering.
>>34839474Oh okay you're scared of him. chad-only's are hilarious. He's just gonna self improve and try some other broad. Men have been through much worse than being disliked by some pretty girl.
>>34839477Take a look at the people who are actually getting married and some things may finally click for you
>>34839474ok maybe friendzone isn't the right word then. i mean if you know a guy, you get to know him, he asks you out, you're not into him for whatever reason and he doesn't end the friendship or act embittered or any sort of way and is able to move on from you as a potential romantic partner, unless just shooting his shot would be cause for you to no longer want to be friends
Anyone else have a pathological hatred of DINKs?
>>34839472Damn. It was a good run but we really are done as a civilization.
>>34839481No. They don't want their "big day" any more so I will give them their "big night".
>>34839483most millionaires are just leeching DINKs because the chick is always some kardashian type and the male is some bloke from real housewives.
>American /atoga/ hours>fucking around talking about music and shit>Euro /atoga/ hours>blackpill centralWhat causes this?
Reminder
>>34839480>scaredWhy would I be scared if we're coworkers and I only see him at work.Friendzoning someone you see regularly gives us both plausible deniability to act like nothing happened and be normal instead of trying to avoid each other like the plague.
>>34839487"We are cool Americans bro believe us bro we don't talk all day about sucking nigger cocks and watching our gfs get Blacked bro" 9/11 should have happened twice
>>34839487The fall of the West started in Europe so they are well ahead of America on the timeline.
>>34839489So if a new pretty girl shows up and chooses him and he invites you to the wedding "as a friend" you'd be cool with that? He did a bunch of "self improvement meme" and is hardly the same guy, you'd be willing to go? In this scenario, you never introduced your friend to him.
>>34839492>randomly starts talking about blackedshitAh my mistake it’s Indian hours, not European hours, that are the problem.
>>34839482Never in my adult life have I had a male friend. I don't think I can even answer this. If I'm not into him I don't really see any reason to hang out with the guy. Shooting his shot is the end of the friendship one way or the other.
>>34839486I'm talking more about these middle class millennials who think they're gaming the system or something but are in fact just perpetuating a pernicious form of boomerism. It's the "fuck them kids" mentality , except there are no more kids to screw over
>>34839497Based
>>34839487Eurofoids are even more hypergamous than Amerifoids. It's a disaster over here.
>>34839500If you can't get laid in Europe then what tf are you even doing
How do I prevent slug from eating the tomatoes crop in my backyard?
>>34839495I'm not going to a coworkers wedding what even is this scenario. >is hardly the same guyStill has the same bone structure and personality lol. I get the appeal of the glow up fantasy but it's bullshit.
>>34839501>what tf are you even doingDoes not being a foreigner or muslim count?
>>34839502My dad puts a cup of beer in a hole so the opening is flush with the ground. Idk how effective it is.
>>34839506Can you explain?
>>34839503kek, so what even is the friendzone, in your view.>don't talk to me pretend i don't exist>i also won't talk to you>don't *not* pretend I exist
>>34839507Slugs like beer, they fall in and drown.
>>34839503NtaDo you like nerdy guys?
I don't know how incels still exist when you can just passport bro. Women in super impoverished areas will genuinely be your toilet and do whatever fucked up fetishes you want them to.
>>34839508Friendzoning is a thing men made up because they don't understand that it's just conflict avoidance and they're supposed to take the hint and have some self respect and stop talking to her themselves. He rarely actually wants to be friends he just wants an opportunity to ask again in 2 months.
>Gave power to modern feminism>Academics like John Money gave the west Tranny fever>Masonic founding fathers and Mason government>Every president swears in a Masonic Washington inauguration Bible (look it up they use it)>Stonewall and American media pushed and built up the LGBT as we know it today >Funds Israeli interests to give them a stake in the west >Every degen Porn company you ever heard of that promotes race mixing and cuckoldry comes out of America >Zoomer culture largely defined by American nigger culture >America is only 60% white and dropping BuT lEt Me TeLl yOu wHy EuRoPe BaD
>>34839510I like intelligent people who are interested in learning stuff but I don't like people who are too self serious or condescending towards idiots who mean well. Why?
>>34839515NTA. Marx, the Frankfurt school, post modernism, post structuralism
>>34839516Some Welsh dude's future wife kek
>>34839511>Women in super impoverished areas will genuinely be your toilet and do whatever fucked up fetishes you want them to.Women in non-impoverished areas areas do the same, but for more money. There's no meaningful difference.
>>34839514lol so how does he prevent future conflicts? It seems he's supposed to never talk to you again simply for being not your (undisclosed) type. On top of that, even if he was friends with your type, he wouldn't be able to introduce you to him. you just expect an entire universe to scram "on a vibe". seems rather brusque.
>>34839509That’s genius. Holly shit!This could have saven my entire production a couple years ago. I have to try again!
Do I put a cup at the base of every crop?
>>34839520>Some Welsh dude's future wife kekOh she's married now! She's posted all her wedding slop on Instagram lmao
>>34839523The crime is he's ugly and weird, which means he hates women.
Is Mangione a hero?
>>34839531No
>>34839523>It seems he's supposed to never talk to you again simply for being not your (undisclosed) typeIt's not because he's not my type. It's because he breached the social contract. If we're both sending obvious signals and we do something with that that's acceptable. If you're sending signals and I'm overacting oblivious to it for ages you are supposed to get the hint and never ask me out. By asking you have broken the rules. You have labeled yourself as a person who either doesn't understand social cues, is stupid, or disregards boundaries because what you want matters more than what reality presents to you. I don't want to hang out with that lol. I wouldn't want to date a guy who's friends with a guy I rejected that sounds like a really weird dynamic. If someone asks me out and I reject them I genuinely never want to see them again.
>>34839531Don't summon blue collar cuck
Have you ever had a girl lay on you and then your penis goes numb?q
>>34839539Wait what Can you guys get the pins and needles feeling in your dick?
>>34839472>>34839475>>34839484>80% of women have had 7 or fewer partnersHow is this a blackpill?>>34839483>Anyone else have a pathological hatred of DINKs?Why? When you have money, you realize there's a lot of cool shit you can do besides having kids. >>34839531>Is Mangione a hero?Yes, and I will die on the hill that he did nothing wrong.
>>34839542I have had it happen before but it's very rare. I was deathgripping it on adderall and energy drinks for literally like 24 hours straight.
>>34839542Yes! Stop laying your head on our crotch!
>>34839518Honestly I was hoping you'd say something mean
>>34839526I think so. Why not?
>>348395435% of men have sex with 45% of women
>>34839529>>34839535kek. I was this close to developing a guilty conscience. Thank you for the emphatic answer. Glad to hear that there is, in fact, no neutral ground.
AITAH, for using to dilute my mom’s wine bottles with water so she’d be less drunk when I was in High School?
>>34839543>tripfag>three bad takesimpressive
>>34839554Cuck
>>34839550Where is this in the study?
>>34839545>>34839547Good to know>>34839548Oh>>34839557He's exaggerating slightly the graph says it's only 44%
>>34839552We can stay on neutral ground if he takes the hint and doesn't ever ask me out. If he wants to be friends he has to make that call before he crosses the romantic interest line.
If I had an old hugo boss suit from the 80s in perfect condition but slightly too long sleeves for me. Should i get it adjusted or try to sell it?
>>34839566Why would he befriend someone that dislikes him. She's an enemy at that point. At least the other employees are productive.
>>34839569I didn't dislike him until he asked me out. I can feel positively about people I don't want to fuck.
>>34839365F, 1.
>>34839562Oh, I misread the graph. But this is also self-reported and I'm sure plenty of men lied.
i want to be devilish, my gf is in the process of breaking up with me and says it's become an overbearing and painful experience. how can i make it more?
>>34839577Keep being you, it sounds like that's already working well enough.
>>34839572I guess I'm curious. What do you do when someone you want to fuck doesn't approach?
Why do americans modify their babies genitalias?
>>34839578well she works a lot and has mostly been no contact for one reason or another, doing her own thing
>>34839580blame ugly and weird men on tiktokcall chad gay on tiktok
>>34839580Usually nothing. If I'm really compelled I'll flirt but more often than not I don't want to put in the effort.
>>34839148F. Prone with clit stim.
>>34839586>starfishMakes sense.
>>34839523If youre a functional man, you do not waste time and energy on women you di not have sex with.Therefore, the problem solves istelf. Stop simping!
Is Trump communist now?
>>34839589This is libel
>>34839574C'mon, korra, that's cope.
>>34839588Based
Have you ever flown with Air Inuit?How’s their flight to Alaska?
>>34839595Have you decided to fly instead of walk?
>>34839596I would to walk in a flight
>>34839594Based on applying the scientific method to finding the best position, yeh.
>>34839592kek. I’m beginning to regret giving you this much attention. You’re making it surprisingly difficult to stay annoyed with you.
>>34839589>it was JH the whole timeYou just wasted an hour, lmao
>>34839601The fuck are you talking about? I wasn't a part of that reply chain and I just got here like 15 minutes ago.
>>34839581>Why do americans modify their babies genitalias?The two biggest reasons I hear, coming from a culture that doesn't circumcise, is that the mother thinks it looks better or the father wants it to look like his. Both of which sound pedophilic.>>34839591>Is Trump communist now?No, North Koreans just know how to placate a narcissist.
Why does Elle Fanning has such a nice ass?
>>34839600And I'm not even trying to be charming lol. I can be trouble if I want to be.>>34839601Lol no.
>>34839602You had to ruin a great own
>>34839604It's called being built for bbc.
Wishing I could be a Chad for a day at least.
>>34839607I'm not reading all that shit, but being accused of being a starfish in any context pisses me off. I'm too assertive, if anything.
>>34839606I was wondering when you’d admit that. Something tells me you usually get what you want.
>>34839365M3
>>34839608No boack men tend to enjoy fat chick
This girl says her favourite movie is LolitaWhat does it mean?Is she a /lit/ anon?
>>34839610Lol
>>34839365Do twins count as one?
>>34839616Don't make me mad first thing in the morning. When I get to work and check this thread again, it better be filled with positivity and sex questions or you're in deep shit.
>Id be happy to hang out soon again but maybe just as friends for now if that's okay! X and the museum sounds nice!Its over isn't it. If she was even slightly interested she would've just said "Yes" to my date idea right
>>34839617Identical or fraternal?
>>34839365M 7 or somethingBut only 3 were hot
I don't care about sex questions anymore. Where am I supposed to go?
>>34839622Nowhere. It's sex questions all the way down. Sexy sex sex pussy sex?
>>34839622A more specialized advice thread that isn't defined by the sexes?
>>34839622You could ask a nonsexual question
What make us human? Women need not reply for they're less than human
Chicks are hilariously passive, it's actually unbearable. Namekians. Anthropomorphic plants. their pastimes are sunlight and water.
>>34839626>>34839627Retarded bait
>>34839624This thread is the only one that sees any activity.>>34839625I try that some times. Last time anon complained about me not asking normal questions.
>>34839630>two word replywallflower.
I guess it's time to give my liver a vacation.
>>34839634Are you going to vacate your liver?
>>34839635Yes. It's getting tired.
She dabbed on me bros
>>34838691I understand why a guy would have that preference, but it's not always reasonable to have raw sex like that. Like even ignoring the risk of pregnancy if that's not something we're ready for, it's a unique kind of intense and messy that feels more like a once a week thing at most.
Women,what is your opinion on "sex sells"? What do you think about people who lean into their attractiveness to get more popular?I am not talking about pornography, just to be clear.
Why does Chad not reproduce?
Why can't Jacey H. not reproduce with Chad?
>Jacey H.Who?
>>34839655Nobody cares.
>>34839655Lazy bait
I got a job offer at a bank should I take it? Currently working at CVS in the ghetto.
>>34839619Yes.
>>34839658What's the downside?
>>34839619Meanwhile CHAD is hitting.
>>34839666Satans trips confirmits Joever
>>34838171naf (not a foid) but uhmmm do you have anything published? Didn't think so ok? So yeah...So if I get my shitty story published do I get a gf?
Femanons, if you were hypothetically pregnant and found out you were having a son instead of a daughter would you be disappointed?
Femanon, what if during sex your bf said "damn Im so lucky"?
>>34839673I think women prefers sonsjust like how men prefer daughters
Why does PSPP want to wait for Trump’s term to be over, to lunch the 3rd referendum. The idea of a republic has never been so popular.
I find women enjoy it when you give long monologues about things youre interested inweird how that works sometimes
>>34839668>confirmThat's not how you spell lie.
GenderWhy is a woman who prioritizes career over children celebrated as ambitious, while a man who prioritizes career over family time is often called neglectful?
>>34839688because the elite want women to have fewer children so they steer societal perceptions and propaganda towards promoting things that align with their interests
>>34839688MBecause a woman who chooses to prioratize carreer over children choose not to have children. A man who chooses to have a career over family chooses to have kids anyway and then neglects them.> the elite want women to have fewer childrenWhy would they do that? That's not in their own interests.
>>34839696Im too lazy to provide you the sources but basically in the 60s or 70s the top of the elite had a Bildenberg meeting, they were worried about overpopulation, so they actively began to promote ideas that make women have less kids. they dont care about replacements or pensions, they keep getting richerkeep in mind im talking about the 1% of the 1% here. also by importing foreigners you weaken democracies and the populus, because theyll be less unified, and thus less likely to revolt if anything
Why does Chad not reproduce ?
>>34839696>That's not in their own interests.Yes it isWhy wait 18 years for your nation to produce more workers (children) when you can just import adults from foreign countries? You get to skip giving married couples tax breaks and any welfare to children. You make the money quicker and shave off government spending. And if your local women are childless that increases neuroticism among female population, raising money for big pharma due to higher demand of SSRIs and cosmetic and beauty industries make bank from their anxiety as well. There's just too many financial upsides to make women miserable and barren it's a gold mine
State gender.Your 12 year old son is terminally ill, and he doesn't want to die a virgin.Wwyd?inb4 fuck him in the ass
>>34839668Satan ever telling the truth
I am making beef stock.
>>34839698>they were worried about overpopulation, so they actively began to promote ideas that make women have less kidsPersonally I agree with that.But less people is fewer consoomers and tax payers and hampers economic growth, and as far as my impressions go there's nothing the elites love more than infinite growth.Also I doubt today's elite are the same as sixty years ago.
>>34839702No.
GenderWhy is female hypergamy (preferring higher-status partners) treated as natural or rational, while male preferences for youth and fertility are treated as objectification?
>>34839675Both men and women prefer daughters
>>34839698Reminds me of the anecdote of Epstein arguing with Pinker, Epstein argued population should be reducen because X. Pinker explained he was wrong, Epstein got salty at someone not agreeing with him so he uninvited Pinker from the Island.
>>34839673honestly yes, I would love a daughter so much>>34839684being interesting is interesting go figure
>Women are rallying around the world for a woman who killed her three kidsJust remember that when you're simping for women, men
>>34839714>Just remember that when you're simping for women, menAlready am me and my bros taking screenshots and writing down names of local girls who supported on socials. Not gonna do anything with it just for our own keeping to permanently ban them from relationships
>>34839708because you live in your personal hell of a bias. preferences are personal, anybody has the right to feel anyhow about other's people choices, but also anyone can make any choices that they find fit (within the legal frame, because state still controls us). i assure you there's milions of people who consider either of those normal, milions who consider it abnormal
>>34839652Because that's a stupid name.>>34839655Ur mom.>>34839674I'd just say "I know".
How do I gain weight in a way that it goes straight to my tits and ass?
>>34839721
>>34839727get pregnant
>>34839727>>34839730This
>>34839727Squat, increase weight, squat, increase weight.. repeat until your squat has doubled
foids are just mad my eye lashes are longer than theirs
Foids why are you losing your shit over the Lindsay Clancy stuff? You are out of pocket on social media right now.
>>34839727get fat, do a fat transfer to tits and ass, repeat
>>34839738>celebswho caresyoure probably sub 80 iq
>>34839738MShitposting aside the foids are freaking out not because they think Lindsay is innocent but because they self-insert into the story. Foids will always self-insert into every story that's what they do. And they feel anxious that the system will abandon them or persecute them if they ever develop post-partum psychosis themselves, the foids are angry that the incident was allowed to happen in the first place and they think big pharma and hospitals failed their job
Why does Chad not reproduce??
>>34839738>>34839741Last I checked, it's not the women who've been constantly sperging out and shitting up these threads from their obsession with the case. That's pure male projection. I hope the both of you get killed by crazy post-partum bitches so you can finally shut the fuck up about this case.
>>34839742Because that's not a chad autist retards keep calling white tyrone a chad, the Chad autists talk about is just a nigger in a white mans body
>>34839743we're talking about foids outside the thread also the thread is slow and boring as fuck right now anyway
>>34839745>also the thread is slow and boring as fuck right now anywaySo you want to make it shit by bringing up a tired topic no one in these threads outside of a few obsessive autists cares about? Fuck off.
>>34839738Nobody knows who that is.Fuck off with your literal whos already.
state genderwhat do you do when youre talking to someone online and they seem cool and then they send you a pic of themselves and you're not attracted to them at at all?
>>34839748I'm not the anon who brought up the topic but yes I want people to bring it up so that people get angry that invigorates the thread
Why do women always follow me around the gym?
>>34839750MI would never express romantic interest in someone before I saw their pics for exactly this reason.>>34839745Shut the fuck up, man. Nobody wants to read your boring bullshit.
>>34838069Girls, how would you feel if your partner was still on good terms with the girl he lost his virginity to and he is still pleasant with her the few times a year if that he might cross paths with her at an event.Otherwise he doesn't contact her outside of that besides something related to their parents or something they might have discussed when they crossed paths (eg. Names of a restaurant/place to try or contacts of someone who might be able to help with something or contact with a job opportunity)
>>34839754That's the spirit get angry GRRRRRR
>hook up with a tinder foid>hpvI hate women
Is it true that women shoot their shot by glancing at you for half a picosecond and after that they give up
>>34839759Lazy bait
>>34839757What possible entertainment could you get from contentless posts which say nothing except "shut the fuck up"? Just type that into a word document, copy and paste a few times, and stare at that.>>34839759Everyone has HPV. My ex went through a whole humiliation ritual of messaging everyone she'd hooked up with (including me) that she had HPV and then when I called the sexual health clinic they were like ??? who cares.
>>34839760No. That myth is how idiots get it into their head that a woman direly wants to fuck them because she smiled at them in the clubWomen shoot their shot by touching your arm, your shoulder, laughing a bunch, calling you cute, that kind of thing
>>34839754so when you finally see a pic of them and you're into them you just continue talking to them normally like before or do you stop?
>>34839763But that implies a higher level of closeness and familiarity. How do strangers first get to know each other?
Why did use to get hard anytime I saw garfield misstreating odie?
>>34839748This is the hottest topic by far on all of social media!
My pussy kinda hurt
>>34839771Shouldn't have fucked all night
>>34839760i never want or try to shoot my shot. i just tend to get embarrassed if i am into someone, so i try to hide it and not make it known. i'm never just normally into someone, it happens rarely (2 times in my adult life) and every time becomes a humongous crush that makes me feel like a loser and assume i'd definitely be the one who cares more till the end of time.to be honest i also have against my will/not purposefully done that thing where you laugh way, way too hard at a random joke because someone you're into said it. i think that's probably a good sign of attraction since imo only women do this and we can't seem to not do it lol.
>>34839738I’m a man and wouldn’t even know this happened if you hadn’t talked so much about it here.
>>34839774That was literally my first post about it.
>>34839750MIm pretty sure I did this to a femanon. Best compliment I got was that I’m not scary
>>34839765I assume you meant "and you're not into them"?Yeah, I keep talking to people normally even if I'm not attracted to them. I wouldn't have been talking to them in the first place if I didn't enjoy talking to them for its own sake. That would be insane behaviour.>>34839766>But that implies a higher level of closeness and familiarityGirls WILL do this the first time they meet you, but they won't do it within the first half hour of meeting you. Think of them like cats. They need a bit of time to warm up to you and gauge who you are before they learn they can let their guard down around you.>>34839772I got a sudden sharp burning pain in my hip tendon and I legit think it comes from having fucked too much. Every so often it burns randomly. I gotta rest it.I have nobody to complain to about this because there is no way of talking about it which doesn't make you sound like a complete prick.
>>34839756Only cheaters stay friends with exes instead of cutting contact. If you have kids together, that is the only acceptable excuse, anything else is an excuse for a cheater kek. And no, I don't care you think you're different, these kind of people are always the same.
>>34839773>i think that's probably a good sign of attraction since imo only women do this and we can't seem to not do it lol.Some of us do it too. I barked out the worst nervous laugh around a girl I was into recently and wanted to crawl into a hole and die immediately afterwards
>>34839760No, that's not true. They patiently wait for up to thirty seconds before giving up.
>>34839760Some women shoot their shot by brazenly asking you to follow them home and fuck them. Others ask you out.Women who don’t act interested aren’t interested in you.
>>34839780Women are the gender that mostly do that, men not really unless they have female brain to some capacity.
>>34839783Ultimate incel bait, 7/10.
>>34839786That’s awesome, son.
>>34839738This is another Chicom directed psyop.
>gender>your celebrity crush
>>34839788I’m not an incel. That’s the truth. If they never make it known, they don’t actually like you enough to make it known.
>>34839762>What possible entertainment could you get from contentless posts which say nothing except "shut the fuck up"? Just type that into a word document, copy and paste a few times, and stare at that.Okay sure type it for me angry anon
>>34839792F. None currently. Used to crush on Gerard Butler hard, though.
>>34839792MNone really since they're all usually too skinny for me
I found the perfect shoes to get married in
>>34839414Thanks for the advice, but I think I've been doing a little bit too much of that. The biggest part of the reason is that I've put in absolutely zero effort in meeting women, and by zero I mean not even reciproracting when they are clearly hitting on me.
>>34839792Male0 never understood how people can crush on faces on a TV screen
This site is literally the only place where I talk to people. Do you have a social life outside of 4chan, /atoga/?
I'm not sure if it's my stomach hurting or my non existent abs
>>34839778>someone somewhere is putting callipygian afro-latinas in wheelchairs with his dick on a weekly basis and it isnt (You)
>>34839792Sadie Sink
>>34839798Fascinating
When women see chad they suddenly remember every thing a man likes and perform it all at once.
>>34839801Yes
>>34839803>callipygianJH is steatopygian until proven otherwise though
GenderHow do you feel about facial piercings and belly button piercings?
>>34839648I don't care if women choose to do that, but they also can't get mad about people sexualizing them.>>34839673No, but I'd want to have a daughter as well.>>34839688I judge those women and a lot of women do as well>>34839750I was on the receiving end of that kek, he told me he wasn't into me and stopped messaging me. It hurt but I'm glad he didn't lead me on.>>34839756I think that's fine, especially if they knew each other beforehand.
>>34839807Well what do you mean?
According to society drug dealers are scum, but findoms aren't. Makes no sense until you realize that we live in a gynocracy where predator women are protected.
>>34839810MNeutral in women unless its too much or weird ones.Men who have those are assumed to be r*dditors, at least in spirit.
>>34839814>drug dealers are scum>except mine, hes an amazing guy
>>34839803This particular woman is a callipygian Russian-Jewish-American. Also, I am not JH, and I have a massive cock
>>34839807Lazy bait>>34839810FNot a big fan>>34839814Dumb bait
>>34839810MMost of the people I see with facial piercings look beautifulFor some reason (unexamined until this second) I strongly associate belly button piercings with American live action children's shows in the 00s. Which is a bad association.
Women, do you like men in neckties?
>>34839810MDon't like themCannot fathom why anyone would like them
>>34839820>Dumb baitDo you consider findom to be manipulative and immoral?
>>34839803>>34839809That wasn't me, I didnt fuck yesterday. And I demand an explanation about those terms.
>>34839828Nta but you have to be below crackhead tier fucked up to engage with this shit as guy
>>34839810>facial piercings Some dudes can definitely pull them off>belly button piercingsNope>>34839823Idk, they can look nice but it's not inherently a turn-on
>>34839810M Don't like them.
>>34839744I see. Thank you
>>34839766Who the fuck shoots their shot with a stranger. How do you even figure out you're interested in a stranger. Fucking bimbo boy
>>34839819>russian-jewish-americanthe profound mental illness phenotypeadd a drop of dominican and you might explode
>>34839814Findom is barely a thing. Online casinos are scum though.
>>34839814predator women are punished by other women for violating the code, in proportion to the severity of their transgressions
>>34839838>How do you even figure out you're interested in a stranger.All I need it to see her face.
>foid: why no one approaches me>also foid: I will put zero effort into landing a man, zero effort is all I need, worked in the past, works even now>also foid: do not think of approaching me if you are non-chad>also foid: responds to everything with silence or "bleh" (chad gets uwu instead)
Is it better to cum in the sink or to sink in the cum?
>>34839810M>facial piercingsGenerally not into them. Most people with nose, brow, lip etc. piercings have completely different tastes and priorities than I do.Depends on the woman, ultimately.>belly button piercingsI might date a woman with a belly button piercing. Again depends on the woman and the jewelry togh.Any other sort of body piercings like genital piercings or dermals or whatever are a hard no for me.
>>34839833What if there was a picture of my cock printed on it?
>>34839844Retard bait
>>34839851>"bleh"
>>34839845Better to cum in Sadie Sink
>me to every pair of femanons here
What’s toxoplasmosis?
>>34839856I would've done terrible things to Elsanon and wouldn't have cared who watched.
For men, at what size/body type/"weight" is enough for it not to be an excuse for a man to cheat? At what point would you not say "yeah man, I get it because of your fat bitch gf" to a male friend who cheated?I don't want there to be ANY logical reasons for him to stray, in order to protect my ego. I'm already active and hit the gym regularly, just entering a cut now after doubling up on relationship weight alongside the bulk (so sadly gained 20 lbs).
why did this woman block her dad but not her rapist?HEY! Maybe you're wondering why I would say all women do this. Stop right there! You will notice that I specifically said -this- woman, referring to the one on the twitter screenshot!Hope that helps.
I'm starting to think heterosexuality is just narcissism. It's about being as stubborn as possible about getting your way, while failing to get your way because all true love is unrequited. Man faps to pornstar bimbos, Woman settles for chad number 10 who hits her. Shrimple.
>>34839868Twitter slop bait.
Ladies how would you feel about going on a date with a man who has a picture of his penis printed on his necktie?
>>34839868Maybe she blocked him so he wouldn’t see her pictures of her partying/wearing certain clothes/doing certain activities, maybe he is just strict and she has to be sneaky
>>34839867Bro if I’m not attracted to my gf, I’m ending it. No need to cheat
Be honest, would you date the opposite gender version of yourself?
>>34839868If it happened to her as an adult?She's a retarded coward.If it happened to her as a child and was a family member or family friend?She is mentally ill and should be in therapy.t. Woman
Why do girls not like nerdy men? Or is it just low-IQ girls?
>>34839878Dumb bait
>>34839878jezebel spirit, flesh is just a costume. Y.A.W.A.L.T.
>>34839879Some girl waved at me yesterday so hit on her and I didn't feel it, then left and heard how she told her friend I'm "such a nerd". It's legit. Not just bait
>>3483986740%+ bodyfat territory +/- a few % depending on how she's carrying it
>>34839875F. Hell no.
>>34839875Yes. I'd actually rule the planet if I had that.
>>34839880Sounds almost like a mentally ill gold-digger
>>34839840Dude the women in some of these discords are making an absolute fuck ton of money, they are basically full on cults. I'm not kidding.
>>34839875MThe opposite gender version of myself wouldn't date me so it's pointless
>>34839889I feel kinda bad for their hosts, they literally just became ATMs
>>34839875We'd both be submissive emotionally distant NEETs so it would be very hard. I'd say yes, female me would definitely say no though.
>>34839882Speaking of, does it make a difference how men carry their fat or is it just not lean = bad? Asking the foids>>34839880This sounds like astrology for men
>>34839875That relationship would go nowhere. Pass.
>>34839875Yes
>>34839875F. Probably
>>34839889In that case maybe the problem is that the problem hasn't gotten enough public exposure.
>>34839875>How to spot self-hating anons
Femanons are you going to get fucked today?
>>34839889>the womenTrannies or fat autistic women most of the time. >are making an absolute fuck ton of money,Because they say so? They probably like to brag about how much money they make yet post nothing to actually prove it beyond easily photoshopped earnings. >they are basically full on cultsProbably, but actual dangerous cults have people like engineers, doctors, and lawyers in them, not shut-in porn addicts.
Be honest, would you date your brother/sister?
>>34839903Yes. It's a no-condom day.
>>34839902I don't hate myself. It's just where's the intrigue when you already know everything about a person? One of the joys of a relationship is getting to learn a little more about a person every day. Their habits, their history, their likes and dislikes. Without that I wouldn't feel compelled to get closer.
>>34839906I have a massive big sister fetish yet I have zero sisters. If I had an onee-san I would worship her.
>>34839906If I wasn't related to him or grew up with him, sure. He's a good person.
>>34839912You're implying you know literally everything about yourself, plus the gender swap automatically makes that person a bit different from yourselfLove yourself more
>>34839906No. Legality / morality aside, my sister is off her rocker, and I'm straight, so neither of them are in the realm of consideration, even if I didn't know they were related to me.
>>34839906No. My sister latched on to man-hating feminism out of penis envy or something and made me realize I don't like her.
>>34839906No. People with brother/sister fetishes have never had one.
>>34839874My bf is still definitely into my bulkier size, I just wonder if there's extra incentive to be loyal if I have a broader appeal. Not that there is any real risk of me being lost or straying myself, but would he value me even more if my body is more conventional?>>34839882I see, I'm not that high. Just above 30%, pear shaped, and aiming for lower 20s.
Is Ed Hardy cool again, with young people?
>>34839906siblingless hands
>>34839823never seen one.
>>34839906Like if she wasn't my sister?She wouldn't be interested in me so pointless
>>34839867>I don't want there to be ANY logical reasons for him to strayExcept cheating is, 99% of the time, not logical. Obviously you should take care of yourself but even perfect 10/10 women get cheated on all the time.>>34839868This shit was hilarious, especially with all the women being deliberately obtuse about it.>>34839875FNo. Not in looks (I'm ugly) nor in personality (people should balance out each other's traits).>>34839906Assuming we weren't related, yes. He's fairly good-looking with an attractive personality.
>>34839886Why?
>>34839902Is it self hating to acknowledge that a woman version of me would have options and then therefore not want to date me?
>>34839792F the latino guy on pluribs
>>34839875MYes but because girls with the same curl pattern as me are the most attractive and after dating a girl who watches anime I don't think I can date a normalfag
>>34839925You could just move to any country with a low quality of life. Ususally the lower the living standard the fatter the people are. Your body will be conventional over there.
>>34839933KEK based
Do the boyim know?
>>34839932Why would she not date you?
>>34839938That you're a tranny? Yes we know
>>34839920>You're implying you know literally everything about yourselfMy memory may be awful, but it's not like I have amnesia.>the gender swap automatically makes that person a bit different from yourselfIf they're significantly different, then they're not the opposite gender version of myself. Unless you meant "Would you date a version of yourself that was born the opposite gender and, as a result, grew up differently?" That is a different question. I wouldn't know the answer to that one without meeting her first.
Do you ever have nightmars about being drunk again
>>34839936I know I have a based taste ty
>>34839934Post curls
>>34839792f, chan of stray kids
>>34839867Don't reduce men to thisThere's no excuse for anyone to cheatYou could be a hambeast and he would still be in the wrong to cheat
>>34839939Because I'm ugly and introvertedAlso my mom and sisters have big tits so I assume female me would also be busty
>>34839938
State gender what social class are you
>>34839954MWorking classFuck the middle class.
>>34839941Yes, your other self would be a bit different, and nobody truly knows even themselves, the brain is the last frontier
>>34839954Upper middle WASP failson class
Incels and tranny schizos make this plsce unusable, which is a shame because it has a lot of potential.
>>34839792Fjoseph gordon-levitt was really cute in 500 days of summer
>>34839810Mhot
>>34839872so a strict dad is blockable but a rapist isn't? bit weird isnt it
>>34839954FTrust fund kid
>>34839961Some of my least favorite posters have been absent for a while and my eyes are just glazing over at annoying stuff I see itt now mostly. I guess I'm desensitized
>>34839925If you want to look good, hip to waist ratio is a better indicator than bf%. 0.7 is the golden ratio, found to be considered ideal in most cultures.
>>34839961>Incels and tranny schizosAgree. And 99% of the time the same anon has both of these conditions, they go hand in hand it seems.
>>34839792MSusan Sarandon
>>34839868I'd commit honourable Sepukku if I raised a daught who had an active and unironic Xitter account
>>34839964NtaIts because the bitch lied about being raped that's the punchline that's the twist. Some immature cunts will lie to their new boyfriend that their ex raped them because a lot of neurotic holes out there would prefer their new BF see them as innocent but broken than used up and sexually loose. They also get to 'get even' by making their ex seem evil to make themselves feel better about the break up. But they won't block them because they know they arent really a rapist and she wants to keep the ex for a plan B
>>34839964nta i don't pretend to understand normie women, that is indeed weird. just about everyone using shitter actively is insane as well.
Men, how old are you, and what age range would you date?
>>34839952Just do it
>>34839964I’m not saying it’s not weird Maybe she wasn’t even raped and she was just making a statement for other women You guys need to remember ITS NOT THAT DEEP!
>>34839954FWorking class golddigger
>>34839930>>34839951There's never an excuse, but if it happens I don't want anyone outside to look in on the relationship and find reasons it makes sense. If he vents to his friends afterwards I need them to tell him he fucked up bad.>>34839935Thanks anon, but skipping out on one snack and a high calorie dessert each day for a few months until I bulk again is way easier.>>34839967Already achieved via weights and blessed genetics, but thank you anon.
>>34839958More than a bit I'd say. Men and women grow up very differently. The sense of self, the ways they interact with peers, even the ages that they start to mature. It'd be a fundamentally different person in the long run.
>>34839925be thinner when young so you don't miss out on skinny privilege (unless your face/body really looks better when not too skinny, this is unique for everyone) then in 30's or mid 30's try to be more curvy since your face loses volume a lot if you try to be genuinely skinny past that age.
>>34839974M32Range would be 21 - 40
>>34839975Do what?
>>34839974M3518-22
>>34839798Are getting married?
>>34839974MI'm 31. Ideally I'd date someone 21 to 35, but I could probably date someone between 20 to 40.
>>34839985Believe
>>34839974Too old.I don't think about who I'd date in terms of age range, I think about in terms of attraction. But generally that means women younger than me.
>>34839979If you're worried about it, your energy would be better used in keeping the romance between you and him alive and fresh
>>34839992Believe in what?
>The award for most unfaithful wife in history might go to Sarah Winchester, a Pennsylvania woman who estimated she slept with more than 2000 men besides her husband during a 38 year period. Marrying on February 10th 1910, Sarah continued sleeping with other men (including four other men on their honeymoon) until her husband, Paul, discovered the infidelity in September 1948. He agreed to stay with her on the condition that she never cheat again.>They remained married until Sarah's death on December 25th 1984, aged 96; Sarah had been diagnosed with Alzheimer's in April 1975. Paul himself was diagnosed in November 1981. Paul followed her on February 3rd 1987 at age 100.Women...Wtf?Take responsibility for this.
experiencing foids irl makes you realize that period cramps dont hurt enough
>>34839865Cat parasite
>>34839997Men love mean girls proven yet again
>>34839999MORE PAIN FOR FOIDS
>>34839997At least she died brutally though. She lost every single memory of her stupid thrills one by one, the light of her mind dimming and her thoughts stretching and fracturing until she regressed into a scared little girl alone in the darkness of her failing mind until finally she stopped existing inside her own head and once her body perished her soul went straight into Hell.
>>34840010Nah she repented so god forgave her and she went to heaven.
>>34839942I had a nightmare that my room was covered in bugs and they ran around and scattered. I had to get a vacuum cleaner and suck them up. Some of there were too big to fit in the nozzle and I had to break them up first and they kept moving.
>>34840012>Nah she repented so god forgave her and she went to heaven.ok if that's true then who am I to argue with the big man upstairs
Why is Mango so expensive
>>34840018That shit imported
>>34839997>(including four other men on their honeymoon)This woman's husband was a willing cuckold and the two of them just decided to go with her being a dirty old whore to conceal that from people.
FOIDSBabies?What are (you) getting married?Your eggs are going to die...Isn't it time for (you) to have babies?Women who have babies late will have handicapped children.She's 2[X] and still isn't engaged.Marriage?Children?
all this talk about aging with graceaging well aging like wineI want to know how to age with aura
>>34840023no atoga foid is getting marriedno atoga foid is getting a baby
>>34840024Is that uncle ben?
>>34840024Have experiences and come up with interesting things to say about them on the spot around people.This will encourage them to have experiences with you. You cultivate aura by doing stuff and meeting people.
>>34840026TikTok slop bait
>>34840023Fuck them lil abortions lmao why would I want crotch goblins
>>34840029>Have experienceHow
>>34840023Pfff my mom had me at 40 and I turned out super fine, peak moid speciment in fact if I do say so myself. Dont worry about it
Women, is pregnancy scary to you?
>>34840037It is very scary
>>34840026An empty home an empty bedThe dining table with many seatsBut only one plate on the table each night Empty chairs No voices no laughter no life filling the roomsJust femanon again, and her social media on her smart phone. *Rrring rrring*It's GrandmaCousin Stacy just got induced into labor With her third child Stacy's capable dependable husband took time off work just for her He and the two cute kids are going to root for Stacy mommy at hospital and Say hello to baby sister!"Arent you going?"Grandma asksNo, said femanon Awkwardly finding a way to hang up politely Back she goes on /atoga/Answering another moid's question about sex and pussies for the nTH time...
>>34840037Somewhat. Even with modern medicine it's still pretty risky.
>>34840036Mine had me at 44...
>>34840034Find things to do that aren't browsing 4chan and do them.Do some traveling. If you don't like where you live, move. Pick your old hobbies back up or get into new ones.
>>34840047>Do some traveling. If you don't like where you live, move.I have no money
>>34839996In yourself!!
>>34840048Try to save money. If you aren't happy with your job, try to find a different one.
>>34839999I don't know what kind of girls zoomers are experiencing, but most women I've met through my life were nice enough people.
>>34838108I am kinda on an opposite boat. Met so many cheaters (men and women) of all ages that now I have trust issues in my relationships.
>>34838319I dont have a clue. I actively try to avoid it when it happens
>>34839875M>Tall>blonde>fitYeah, sounds great desu
>and I turned out super fineHe says, posting on atoga.
>>34840042The femanons sure are quiet after this one
Killer headache is God finally coming to take me home
>>34839974>32>21-45
>>34840018>Why is Mango so expensiveLess large scale farming and supply chains than other fruits, smaller harvesting window, and a lot are lost due to spoilage. Same with avocados.>>34840037>Women, is pregnancy scary to you?Yeah, it wrecks your body.
>>34840063Realtalk ,its one of the least shitty places on the internet Xitter is basically an outpost of /pol/, r*ddit does not need any explanation and don't get me started on TikTok and Instagram brainmelts
>>34840026She's a good actress
>>34840037It destroys your body, the thing women are mainly valued for.
>>34839875MLooks wise? No way. Not because I think I'm ugly but because it would feel really weird to date someone who looked like she was my sister. I have a sister who looks just like me, so maybe that's why I'm so wigged out by this.Personality wise? It would probably work. I enjoy my own company.
>>3483997435If shes hot shes hot
>>34840073If you say so
>>34840069Based on your experience, what do you think the % of "straight" women have kissed another woman, have been eaten out by a woman, eaten out another woman, and finally have had full on sex with another woman?
>>3483999031I guess 25-35I don't think age ranges are that important thoughJust as long as your goals align
>>34839875MGood natured, many interests, family oriented, relatively cultured, overly affectionate, pleaser. I dont know if big dick translates to big boobs or ass but yes please.
I screwI nutI bolt
>>34840042Based beyond belief. This should be posted on every ATOGA thread from now on at least thrice within each thread
>>34840032>Fuck them lil abortions lmao why would I want crotch goblinsIt's ok femanon don't worry you don't have to have a "crotch goblin" you are a free independent strong woman. Did you see Stacy's latest post? Here it is you remember? Stacy from High School? Here take a look
>>34840067You wish. It never turns out so well.
>>34840078>have been eaten out by a woman, eaten out another woman, and finally have had full on sex with another woman?Nta. What do you count as "full on sex" between two women? I have always considered eating out/being eaten out by another woman as sex
>>34840087Wow, Stacy looks so happy in the dependency of her man!
>>34840082sucksqueezebangblow
>>34840091I think lesbian sex counts as when they grind on each other, more physical than just having a tongue down there.
>>34840070>r*ddit does not need any explanationIt kind of does for me. I've always wondered about and never understood the the vehement hate anons express towards twitter. It's weird how you expect me to be so intimately familiar with reddit so as to not need an explanation.
>>34840078>what do you think the % of "straight" women have kissed another womanPlenty, though usually platonically. I've kissed most of my straight girl friends throughout my life. I would say at least 50% have kissed another woman.>have been eaten out by a womanSubstantially less. Probably less than 5%, since most of those who have would call themselves bi.>eaten out another womanSignificantly less than the prior. Probably sub 1%. >have had full on sex with another woman?Hardly any, and if they do, it's usually because a man is involved.
>>34840098That's interesting. I've had lesbian sex before and the grinding was mainly just what we did leading up to the eating out/fingering, which is what I always thought of as the proper sex part.
>>34840103>I've kissed most of my straight girl friends throughout my life.That's called sexual harassment.
My wife tried to friendzone me.
>>34840106Yeah, that's called an amicable divorce.
>>34840100Imagine if 4chan let people bump threads without replying to them. Reddit encourages low-effort, approval-seeking content and the layout of the site with its nesting replies is dogshitThe culture there is mostly one of constantly policing one another’s tone and quipping. I find it annoying.
>>34840103>I would say at least 50% have kissed another womanStraight women don't exist
>>34840105>That's called sexual harassment.It was reciprocated and I almost never initiated.
>>34840087Niggas trying to shame women into having kids they don't want is the funniest shit like how do you expect that lil nigga life to turn out
When a girl says "I just want to be friends" are benefits on the table or not?
>>34840094>Wow, Stacy looks so happy in the dependency of her manMaybe but femanon has her own company she is independent and she brings her free spirit to the table. She doesn't need to depend on anyone she is not like the other girls! Picrel
>>34840104I mean, I'm not a woman, what the fuck would I know about.I just thought being eaten out was like a blowjob and the physical grinding was more like the PIV part
Women imagine this scenario: A kid with terminal cancer asks for his dying wish to sleep with you. Court says it legal if you agree to it. Do you do it? Its the kids only wish, and his life will end soon afterwards, nobody else will know
>>34840114They’re not on the table, and she also doesn’t actually want to be your friend. She’s just gonna slowly fade out and then date someone else.
>>34840114If she wanted to fuck you she'd have said yes
>>34840115Woww, femanon is a true beacon of light to her community, so strong, so independent, her boyfriend won't even need to soend a single cent on her!
>>34840087I literally feel nothing looking at this image. Im going to spoil my nephews and nieces though!
>>34840115Thank you grok
>>34840109>Reddit encourages low-effort, approval-seeking content>The culture there is mostly one of constantly policing one another’s tone and quipping. I find it annoying.So basically like 4chan, except everyone's a tripfag.
>>34840125Yes.
Should rape be legal under certain circumstances? For instance, in self-defense?
How much lesbian sex are femanons having? Do any ever get any dick?
>>34840100the upvote/downvote system means that any non-majority opinion will not be part of a discussion on account of being autonmatically censored. This incentivizes users to show a form of preemptive herd thinking where everyone tries to toe the line to not get downbooted as best as they can.On top, the site is of course botted and shilled to hell with an intransparent mod structure on top (people like Gislaine Maxwell have been reddit mods) and near unlimited power for said mods.The entire place is basically purpose built for consensus cracking and creating the impression that everyone thinks the same, while those opinions are often in fact created by a handful of poeple.
>>34840114Every girl that I've been friends with ends up getting feelings for me, so IDK.
>>34840115I have a husband we just dont want kids lol
>>34840131The life of Chad..
>>34839954FLower class
>>34840134Hey
>>34840133I'm a virign homie.
>>34840138Then they didn't truly catch feelings for you, or you're an autistic Chad
>>34840138Watch out, he may develop feelings for you
MoidsAre you autistic?
Being a virgin before marriage is easy, anyone can do it.A virgin after marriage, now that's rare. That's the type of girl I want to marry.
>>34840130When I used to use reddit, a pretty long time ago now, I always just sorted replies newest first. I never experienced your complaints.
>>34840144Nope.
>>34840132What is the point of being married then?
>>34840140You're right, hugging me and telling me she loves me might have been just a trap.
>>34840144I'll find out soon. Maybe next week.
>>34840144No
>>34840144Why do you ask
>>34840121>Woww, femanon is a true beacon of light to her community, so strong, so independent, her boyfriend won't even need to spend a single cent on her!I know she really is a cycle breaker. She is doing the other girls proud the ones who told her she doesn't need marriage or kids to be happy, the same women who conveniently have a family of their own. True family is chosen! Here is the brave femanon telling a moid online "idk sometimes i like 6 inches sometimes not it depends." She really is quite a free spirit!!
>>34840144No and you doctors will nevee get 2000 bucks from me just for a dumb "clinical diagnosis"
>>34840159Everyone laugh at the american!
Damn I posted some quality bait today if I may say so myself, but 0 (You)sYa'll sleeping
I just posted an incredibly low effort question and got 6 (you)s maybe you should stop baiting.
>>34840136Huh?
>>34839954Elite class, this pussy is fire.
>>34840144>Moids>Are you autistic?No I'm the other retard I haveADangerously HugeDick
>>34840158Wowwwwwwww, she looks so spiritually fulfilled, her employer and her pets must be so proud of her!
Ughhhh I found a bathing suit I really want but the top and bottoms are $70 each…. Kill your entire selves
>>34840158>>34840170You two can stop sucking each other's dicks now.
>>34840172Why are you poor
>>34840166Wanna be lower class together
>>3484017670 dollars is a lot for a bikini desu.
>>34840172Well what are you waiting for Post it
>>34840170>Wowwwwwwww, she looks so spiritually fulfilled, her employer and her pets must be so proud of her!They are! She works real hard she is entrepreneurial and she knows how to work hard, she even does over time because her job is her baby!
>>34840172If you really want it there must be something special about it, so maybe the price is justified?
>>34840179$140 for the full set and I know some kid in China is making these too
>>34840182Shut up
>>34840129Lots, and yes. Usually at the same time.
>>34840182Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, it's like femanon just can't stop winning in life! She's the envy of every woman out there! She sacrificed so much just to be in this noble position in life!
Women, have you ever cut to sex in real life?
>>34840189No one cares, shut up.
>>34840191What does that mean
What happens when you do a charge back on a credit card? How am I getting that money back?
>>34840189...?! She looks different?And it's been a couple of years???Is this a happy ending?Or just a dream?(You) Decide...
>>34838069M or FIf your friend was hiding something important from their S/O, would you tell them?Would your answer change depending on if your friend was a man or a woman?
>>34840197Wow, she... She found herself a provider normie who has no other options! What a catch!
>>34840199FThat would really depend on what exactly they're hiding. Gender wouldn't matter to me.
>>34839648Is that Alex Botez? Didn't realize she had an ass like that. Damn.
>>34840191If that means what I think, yes.
Need disheveled stinky gf but who keeps her room tidy and eats healthy.
>>34840199If the SO is a friend of mine as well then maybe, depending on what it is. Absolutely not if they're married.
>>34840207>but who keeps her room tidy and eats healthyI think you might have to help her with that.
>>34840199M, I probably wouldn't, I'd advise them they should stop hiding whatever it is, but I'm not going to intervene unless its something life-threatening
>>34840078>Based on your experience, what do you think the % of "straight" women have kissed another woman, have been eaten out by a woman, eaten out another woman, and finally have had full on sex with another woman?Not enough
>>34840104Do you ever use strap ons?
>>34840199MaleNot my business, if they fuck their own life that's their fault. I'm their friend not their father
>>34839875>tall>brunette>small dick>reasonably muscular but slightly overweight these daysidk.
>>34840213No I want someone who looks messy because she doesn't care about her appearance but likes to keep her room clean and eats healthy because of good habits. I want to eat salad in her room as I enjoy the aroma of her stinky.
What accent does the girl in this video have? She's not English is she?https://youtu.be/EU-rZuJxdbw?t=305
>>34840199MDepends entirely what the "thing" itself is. Some things are unacceptable to keep hidden, some are so justifiable as to be necessarily hidden.
>>34840037>Women, is pregnancy scary to you?Yea. It's slightly too late for me anyway.
>>34840193It means that he gives you that look and you give him that look and the next scene is the two of you fucking.
>>34840199I'd smack her butt
That doesn't exist. Stinky messy girls have stinky messy abodes. If they can't clean their own body regularly they won't clean their own apartments
>>34839875No, too neurotic
>>34840199MOne of my friends has cheated on a woman before, and when he told me he cheated on her I asked him he told her yet or if I needed to tell her. He already told her, thankfully.So I know for a fact I’d rat out a cheater without hesitation. Don’t think my answer changes depending on the friend’s gender.
>>34840228Yes
>>34840224>but likes to keep her room clean and eats healthy because of good habitsIf she has those good habits then it seems unrealistic that she wouldn't also have the good habits of keeping herself neat and clean.
>>34840199FI would encourage my friend to tell their SO, but it really depends what the important thing is. Could be a friendship ender
>>34840232>Be me>A cheater >Cheat on my gf>Lie to her about where I was last week>Tell my male friend about it>He says "you told her or do I need to tell her?">Wtf is this white knight shit>Tell him "nah I told her, she didn't take it well.." (lie)>Dumb friend says "Oh Ok! Now I at least know I have it in me to be a super hero!"
>>34840221I'm operating on overdrive nigga I'm moving at light speed
>>34840204Yes.Her is what she's known for in certain circles.
>>34840191Yes, with another woman
>>34839875I don't think I'd find the female version of me attractive.All the mental issues notwithstanding. The female version of me would probably be even more of a mess.
would nice guys be tolerable if they were just hung and tall (the answer will not shock you)
Why do women hold grudges so much more than men do? Any time I’ve gotten caught up in work stress and had a (valid, and mild) crashout, and I realize I should’ve handled it better, the men accept my apology no problem but with women it’s always “saying sorry doesn’t fix it, this isn’t the first time etc etc”. Perhaps related to the fact men are better at compartmentalizing work and not absorbing it into the larger Borg of their personality
>>34840242I saw the two of them together a couple weeks later and the cheating came up, so he actually told her.Weird spergout anon.
>>34840237Yes but she's so hot she doesn't even have to try with herself. Except the food, which is from years of healthy habit.
>>34840252Lazy bait
>>34840253Because women care about how it makes them feel. It's about their feelings in that moment and not yours. Their feelings are #1 priority and yours is #2 at all times. It doesn't matter if you are struggling the fact is you made them feel inconvenienced and that is a crime!
>>34840257Oh, I see. You want an anime character.
>>34840253>Why do women hold grudges so much more than men do? Not true Ive seen regular normal people posts say they're like 50 Cent and/or their spirit animal is a animal that holds grudges etc. Including men. >Any time I’ve gotten caught up in work stress and had a (valid, and mild) crashout, and I realize I should’ve handled it better, the men accept my apology no problem but with women it’s always “saying sorry doesn’t fix it, this isn’t the first time etc etc”. Perhaps related to the fact men are better at compartmentalizing work and not absorbing it into the larger Borg of their personalityIt's possible those people are petty and like stirring up drama because theyre lives a boring. Haven't you heard the phrase work and being adult is basically just adult high school. Perhaps some people do grow up but they don't mature ever. Just ignore their pettiness, etc.
>>34840253MThat's a character flaw of men. Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent
>>348402521/2
>>34840258the truth being painful to hear doesn't turn it into bait.
>>34840247What do yoy mean?
>>34840265*Mwah mwah mwah* Women are you watching me? I deflected criticism against divine femininity! I redirected it back on my inferior gender the males it's their fault now *sllurrrrp* please just a crumb... Just one tiny crumb of labia...
>>34840270People who jerk off to her, d'uh.
>>34840252How big?
>>34840266please be tall..
>>34840260Yes
Women can you feel the balls slapping you?
>>34840271being a simp is the default state of man, anonCrying for the pussy, begging, weeping, on your knees just for a whiff
>>34840225Canadian maybe
>>34840271NTAYou serve no purpose here, go back to r9k.
Have to buy a $200 bridesmaids dress :(
>>34840283Noo! Stop it! Don't make mommy mad! Mommy don't worry I'll save you! *Unsheathes katana**Lowers voice to sound deeper than high pitched baseline*"Begone, cretin. You serve no purpose here, go back to r9k and do not dare slander the divine feminine ever again!"
>>34840284Fascinating
>>34840271I couldn't care less what women think about my post, and if you are OP you should think more about how you inconvenienced people then are again trying to inconvenience them by acting like they have no cause for grievance because you "apologized" (meaningless words that don't undo the original incident)
>>34840288feeling daring today are we
>>34840284Do you really HAVE to though?
>>34840290anyone who speaks in terms like this is such an antisocial blob of filth its crazy>hey my bad for that thing>Yeah? No. Words are words, meaningless. You wronged me and I will NOT let it slide. surely you plan to kill yourself soon?
>>348402766'4
>>34840288See >>34840283
Wtf is Cramer's problem
>>34840284At least you can get some dick from the wedding
>>34840293Yes
>>34840298It's because you upset a vagina, that is a crime of the highest order. How dare you upset the holiest of holes
>>34840290That guy isn’t me and I am OP but I will say this, if you get your feelings hurt because I tell you to your face that I have to finish a specific task before the end of my workday and what I’ve been pulled away for isn’t the best use of my time, and you get your feelings hurt, genuinely all I can do at that point is come to you and say “hey that was wrong of me to handle it that way, I’m sorry”, and in theory that should be the end of it unless your life revolves so much around your job that me being upset about the situation equals me being upset at you in your mind, in which case seek mental help.
>>34840278>Women can you feel the balls slapping you?During sex?
>>34840299>6'4>only 1/2i thought tall moids always have big ones though
Oh wow, a wave of nostalgia and melancholy and a longing for times gone! I should kill myself.
>foid: *treats moid like shit forever* have sex with me. give me money.>moid: okay>foid: Not (You). chad-only. *plaps chad instead of moid*Very cool.
>>34840315What are we moping about today anon
>>34840311Not really what Id call a "crash out"
>>34840316Dumb bait
>>34840308Why?
>>34840316Patriarchy.>>34840319Replied to dumb patriarch.
>>34840319Based on a horrifying true story
>>34839954Mbruce wayne
FOIDSIf a man screamed out "PLAP HER RIGHT IN THE BRAPPER" during sex how would you respond?
>>34840318You just had to be there, I also set a stopwatch on my phone because I had to leave in like 20 minutes and was told it would only take 5 minutes (which I didn’t have to spare, mind you) and was kinda speaking in a pissy tone of voice in front of others which I shouldn’t have done hence why I owned up to it and apologized after the fact
>>34840316I like how this scenario implies moid and chad aren't of the same species anymore. As if the sexual dimorphic traits and behavior seen in chad are so potent as to render him a third, transcendent sex. Very Nietzschean.
How do I subtly figure out if a female friend has not slept around?
>>34840317Smells and sounds brought back memories of the past I'd rather be in
>>34840329Ask her female friends, they'll set you straight.
>>34840330What were they?
>>34840199I would encourage/admonish my friend to be honest with the one who loves them but unless they're cheating I probably wouldn't intervene, I've fucked my own relationships up enough.
>>34840320The bride is making us
>>34840338Call her a faggot
>>34840327No, it's the moid who's consider subhuman sexless thing.
I’m about to lose my insurance, what check ups or procedures should I get done
>>34840339+1, I did this when my best friend got married and made us all rent $200 suits
>>34840338dress up like bane and say baneposting references to everyone
>>34840341Pussy and/or prostate inspection
>>34840341>I’m about to lose my insurance, what check ups or procedures should I get doneAll of them. Blood, eyes, see if you can mri, body scan, ultrasound, etc. Also get tested for allergies etc.
>>34840284It's pretty cucked to buy women bridesmaids dresses. Why don't you let her purchase it herself?
>>34840341get your dental fillings looked at
>>34840341Blood work?
foids who've sexed smaller dick guys, what sex positions work best? i might lose my virginity and was just curious
>>34840278Only when he's going very hard.
>>34840351You can always invest in one of those weird pillows for sex, I used to see them advertised on youtube it was weird. Supposedly itll help you and her.
>>34840351Anything where she's spreading or you're coming at her from the front. I love prone and doggy, but they aren't great for smaller dicks since my butt is big.
Women, when a guy is pounding you behind, do you prefer he slams down on your thighs/ass, or on your vagina?
Why/how could a woman possibly genuinely expect me to treat her as my superior in the workplace when she’s put her lips on mine
>>34840334What the memories or what triggered them. Idk man I smelled food and heard and old song in a different way and it made me think spring and fresh air and a new quiet time, my old girl, it was all a little hazy and sun soaked and I was in some gentle stupor like I was peaking but it was good it felt calm. And now all that shit is gone and over. My neck hurts.
>>34840331Women tell others private things about their friends? What the fuck?
Moids, if you were a knight and a princess of your tribe was kidnapped by enemies, would you go to war to rescue her?
>>34840360>Why/how could a woman possibly genuinely expect me to treat her as my superior in the workplace when she’s put her lips on mineWtf isn't that sexual harassment. That's not good. Are you guys in a relationship.
>>34840365No
>>34840365No, she's probably already been raped, used up, and impregnated by them.
>>34840365Depends if she already started fucking the enemies or not.
>>34840365Only if I got to fuck and impregnate her.
>>34840365Yes. I'd rescue her and then bang the tavern maid to make her seethe.
>>34840359I don't understand the question. The way my butt is shaped means, if it's from behind, he's always going to slam his weight into my butt first. Unless he's like at a weird angle slightly below me somehow I guess. But at that point it's more that he'd be sitting and I'm the one slamming into him.
>>34840367>>34840370>>34840371>>34840372Fucking cowards. This realm is doomed because of you>>34840373Why would it make me seethe?
>>34840375Because you want my attention even if you've already decided not to fuck me.
Earlier this year I dated a korean girl on exchange at my uni. We broke up on good terms since we didn't want to do long distance. She told me about how she wanted to get this dumb leg surgery and how her parents really didn't want her to. She got it anyway and is stuck in a wheelchair and isn't recovering right after a month and is starting to freak out about it.There's barely a difference between the before and after pics that I have seen, and she was complaining (humblebragging) that American women all complimented her calves because they were beautiful, "but only by American standards" and would bitch about how Korean beauty standards are the only thing that matter.Women why do you do these dumb, risky things in the name of materialistic beauty?
>>34840358ok thank you>they aren't great for smaller dicks since my butt is big.damn i thought that was just a porn meme. is riding bad too
>>34840375>Fucking cowards. This realm is doomed because of youSo I'm supposed to risk my life to save you, but you can throw some pussy my way?The realm is doomed because of you.
>>34840375But I don't want to raise their bastard spawn
>>34840377Fake story bait
>>34840365Presumably, if the king demanded it. That's what knights are for innit.
>>34840329Only incels are virgins.
>>34840377>koreanThere's your answer retard
>>34840365>Moids, if you were a knight and a princess of your tribe was kidnapped by enemies, would you go to war to rescue her?No. Unless she was already my gf/wife I ain't doing shit for some woman I don't care about
>>34840351Nfa, but do you actually have a small dick or are you just porn brained?I accidentally hurt the girl my first time because I wasn't aware that my dick is capable of accidentally hitting a cervix, even if it does not look like a porn dick or is of extremely unusual size.
Are virgin women interested in men who aren’t virgins but don’t have virginity fetishes? Or would they rather be with a virgin
>>34840358ntaIs 7 inches long, 5 inches circumference average?And I don't mean "statically" average, I mean average as in a woman would see it as good.
>>34840390yes i do
>>34838804MI really enjoyed my initial playthrough of Sky CotL
>>34840378Not at all, riding works fine. I can comfortably squat on a 3.5" dildo and it's great. I just have a very big butt and all the positions from behind that I like are generally limited by it. Like the other poster shared, maybe some pillows to change the positions up a bit would help by getting a good angle regardless of your size.
>>34840392I don't know a single virgin woman that lost her virginity to a virgin guy.They always want a guy with experience
Is there any drug that will make my brain work again?
>>34840377I don't know know anon. Most women and men are insecure by default. Because she's korean ofc she'd most likely have some type of body dysmorphia, desu I think all Koreans and some asians look good(the ones that dont get surgery). Jews and society made women wear make up and feel bad about their appearances. Make up now ruins the skin forcing women to have to wear make up.
>>34840400Fresh air and exercise.
>>34840392This post gave me internet boy fatigue. I don't give a shit as long as he isn't obsessed with virginity. I don't want to discuss virginity beforehand or afterward
>>34840381Good Lord, I wish it was fake that a girl I actually really liked didn't make a really stupid, brash decision.
>>34840393I can't speak for all women. I've had sex with like seven guys and dozens and dozens of dildos, and I think my average preferred size is probably around 5.5" long and 5" and change for the girth. That's best for the sort of rough stuff I like, in my opinion.Most of the guys I've dated have been around there, but only a couple of them were that thick. Them not being "perfect" to me doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the sex because of that, though.
>>34840400>Is there any drug that will make my brain work again?It depends what the problem with your brain is.
How do I cope with my average dick? It's 7in length but only 5in girth.
>>34840405>so what if i plap chad 24/7 I want everything i wantwe know
One of life’s simple pleasures is seeing the outline of a foids bra or panties through their clothes.State GenderAgree or Disagree?
>>34840419F. Disagree, it's such a low effort way to be sexy. I think showing off underwear should be a bedroom thing. And I'm aware I'm being hypocritical since my underwear is visible when I go to the gym.
Women shouldn't wear black underwear.
>>34840416You should probably kill yourself.
>>34840419It’s one of the pleasures of all time yea
>>34839945Ok, I ultimately decided to post them
>>34840417Define chad
>>34840422I wear beige granny panties most of the time.
>>34840428Beised
There is a shadow
>>34840428cute..
>>34840420>She doesn't remember the whale tail thong and low-rise jeans combo
>>34840419MDisagree. I like it when her nipples are poking through her shirt though.
>>34840405No hymen no diamond.
>>34840404Doesn't work >>34840413Sluggish and imprecise
>>34840431>>34840434You're supposed to be offput by the boring underwear I wear.>>34840436I was fucking CONSTANTLY in trouble since middle school all through highschool for anything I'd wear. The way they targeted me for "dressing inappropriately" must've been racially motivated, if you ask me. If I wore that, they'd probably have just expelled me.
>>34840427incel = clark kentchad = superman
>>34840423Is it thick enough to please a woman? I don't think so, looks barely wide enough for her to feel
>>34840426Nigga you are half black
>>34840432Just behind me
>>34840199FIt depends on what it is but if theyre cheating Im snitching.>>34840299The incongruence of being tall and fit with a small dick is hot. >>34840422Why?
>>34840426The reaper comes a knockin
>>34840436The 2000s truly were a lawless wasteland. Look at his fucking haircut, what the fuck
>>34840416>is my objectively big penis gonna be good enough please give me compliments and talk about it bro :///is this rage i feel the same anger that manlets get when tall fags complain about hitting their heads on stuff ?
>>34839875MI would rather be the opposite gender version of myself dating my present self but yeah
>>34840422Im wearing black boyshorts rn
>>34840445Boring underwear is exactly what makes it hot. Underwear is supposed to be something hidden. A woman feeling embarrassed to be seen in her underwear, that's hot. Showing it off is completely missing the point of underwear.
I wish I had a pocket dimension.
>>34840465Brother you are trans
>>34840467I don't like having my embarrassment sexualized, but I understand that saying so somehow makes guys want to sexualize it even more. I give up.
>>34840453Yes, and?>>34840459I'm not that old (I'm 29)
>>34840465This might be the most narcissistic post I've ever read on atoga.
>>34840466Post ass
Women, what are your dates normally like?
>>34840472The Norwood reaper
>>34840472>I'm not that old (I'm 29)HAHAHAHA
>>34840471Nta but I am M and I have a lot of sexual experience with a number of women in my time and I can officially and say that other Male is undeniably, categorically, indubitably telling the truth. Plain full back panties are in most men's top tier list and secret hope to see on a woman.
>>34840405I'm not a virgin and am kinda interested in a specific virgin woman, so I was just curious.I didn't know if I'd be less appealing than a virgin because of some expectation on her part to perform well or whatever.
>>34840466>black boyshortsLike this?
>>34840481You dumb son of a bitchThose are dolphin shorts
>>34840474https://files.catbox.moe/3qcs5u.jpg>>34840481Those are actual shorts but I guess its similar. I dont look like that though.
>>34840481MThose are dolphin shorts you uncultured pleb.Boyshorts are panties with a little bit of thigh coverage. Not quite boxer briefs but not quite briefs.
Fucking fly landed in my coffee
>>34840486Take a gun and shoot it.
>>34840484>Those are actual shortsIt's fucking dental floss up her puckered and well used asshole. What are you talking about
>>34840486What's the flavor like?
>>34840480Nigga who cares, fuck
>>34840346How do I get an mri?
>>34840490Its more about the thickness of the fabric.
>>34840492Not you I guess, nigger.
>>34840489The fly or the coffee>>34840491I'm not drinking that shit no mo
>>34840221No, we never tried that.
>>34840495No it's not her shorts are so far up her ass I can see what she had for breakfast
>>34840484That's a bird
I'm drinking a cappuccino.
>>34840496Quit being a bitch and fuck her already
I think an incels worst nightmare would be to tie him to a chair and line up 100 willing virgin girls and they all get DEFLOWERED by 100 men who already have a high body count. Sad violin music playing in the background as each cherry is popped one by one
>>34840500You need to calm down homie.
>>34840511>100 men1 man
>>34840444>Sluggish and impreciseAdderall, baby. It's like cocaine that doesn't make you want to fuck hookers.>>34840445>I was fucking CONSTANTLY in trouble since middle school all through highschool for anything I'd wearTeachers that do shit like this are lowkey pedophiles, istg.>>34840446Clark wasn't an incel, but him fawning over little miss mid was pathetic. He could do a lot better than the cautionary tale of what happens when you never get punched in the face. >>34840469I wish I had a pocket monster.>>34840475Glad to see Emily honoring the cock.https://youtu.be/dZq9RWeGPf8?t=18s>>34840481When the ass is so big it turns dolphin shorts into boyshorts.
>>34840514His name? Albert Einstein
>>34840470I don't really think of it that way. I don't mind being a guy but if I could snap my fingers and rewrite my entire life to have been something else then I would. But as far as I'm concerned it's like contemplating whether I'd rather be a bird than a human.>>34840473I don't think I'm hot or something, it's just that if there were two of me I'd rather be the one getting their box ate.
Why are women so cute and pretty?
>>34840520Evolution
>>34840517
>>34840520There had to be something to balance their personality.
>>34840520>Why are women so cute and pretty?Because they are.
>>34840523No, I want Pokémon
>>34840475>the DON'T want to be limping after a hookupis this why I can't keep a gf?waitnothey do. It must be something else about me that's wrong.
>>34840405>I don't want to discuss virginity beforehand or afterwardSame way but I'm aguy, whihc is more complicated. What do I do if I totally crap out on the whole sex thing in front of an experienced foid
life is good when you imagine every namefag foid as a 300lbs beast
>>34840525I wonder how she's doing.
>>34840526If you could fuck 1 woman and 1 man throughout all of history, who would you pick?
I just need a prostitution service but instead of sex she just runs her nails down my back for like an hour
>>34840526Same.
>>34840537Why do women like doing that little thing where they put their arms up like a T-rex and shimmy left or right?
>>34840517did you see thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzzSDSPtaT0I thought it was pretty cool
>>34840537I'm sure you could pay a whore to do that for you. It wouldn't even be illegal.
>>34840539women evolved from dinosaurs
>>34840539Autism
Dying of femanon pussy deficiency
>>34840539Why can't women just pose for pretty pictures instead of doing these retarded dances? Oh wait, because AI needs to learn how body movements work.
You don't find the way, the way finds you.
>>34840541but would she be good at it?
>>34840546cute dances are the only positive thing women provide to this world
>>34840546Because just pictures wouldn't generate the same amount of engagement on tiktok.
>>34840549>Young Alicent trooned outSomeone needs to rescue these women
>>34840494You ask your doctor or provider for a referral
>>34840546Why do women force their boyfriends to do quirk dances with them?
>>34840517Btw, Alex > Andrea>>34839648>>34840203
>>34840539idk but it reminds me of the start of this ad with katseye in it. this ad was super popular for some reason lol, so maybe it helped to popularise that sort of dance move? https://youtu.be/IwzF26o0AuU
>>34840548How hard could it be. You just have to find one with appropriate nails. With repeat business she'll get even better at it.
>>34840554sex correction is something that isnt perscribed anymore these days
>>34840561>How hard could it besee, this is how I know you'd be shit at it
>>34840554Really? "They/them" pronouns are enough to upset you? They're autistic and not straight of course they're nonbinary.
>>34840549>>34840554>>34840562HOTD my be a total fucking mess but it gave us some gems
>>34840568ewatoga is green territory
>>34840565Oh, I wouldn't care to try. I'm not a whore.
>>34840549Women would you feel pretty wearing this
Lowkenuinely slide me that pucci
My girl has recently started watching Good Morning America. It was bad enough that she used instagram 4+ hours a day but I figured that was just typical girl shit I had to deal with if I wanted to be with a woman. The fact that she is watching mainstream slopaganda is actually making me feel ill and disgusted.
>>34840570>green territory>posting AlicentBitch has done more harm to the Greens than anyone else.
>>34840549I'm not a fan of those
>>34840572Yeah
>>34840572Honestly the quality of HOTD costumes is a fucking joke but I would wear a dress very much like that and feel very regal and fancy. It's the sleeves.
>>34840575>My girl has recently started watching Good Morning AmericaIs she a boomer?I don't know a single zoomer that actually watches the news on television.
>>34840536>If you could fuck 1 woman and 1 man throughout all of history, who would you pick?Woman: I want to say early 2000's JLo, because her ass was instrumental in me becoming the gremlin I am today.Man: probably Christian Bale ir Chris Hemsworth. They're really two of the few men I have considered attractive over the course of their career, while also likely not having the performance issues a lot of similarly cut men do.>>34840538I would love an Arcanine, but not for white girl reasons.>>34840540All bending is technically energy bending, but they each have different properties. >>34840558Andrea is prettier and more fit, and has both a better voice and personality imo.
>>34840577I have only posted S1 Alicent for that very purpose
>>34840570get /dunk/ed
>>34840575Just make fun of it retard. Whenever a girl watches something that is cringe you are supposed to mock the thing she watches by scoffing or saying "Ewww" and she will get self conscious and stop
>>34840585not a fair comparison at alleveryone knows dunk is better on all fronts
>>34840583>but not for white girl reasonsIt's a safe space, I'm comfortable saying I wouldn't mind fucking Arcanine or Rapidash.
>>34840583What's those weird imprints in her cups?
Time to start talking about slop tv shows that aren't even real
>>34840595Millennial hours have begun
You reminded me WomenState Cup size
>>34840583>while also likely not having the performance issues a lot of similarly cut men do.wdymAlso I thought Bale was uncut or maybe I'm misremembering American Psycho
>>34840572No. I'm not shaped right for dresses or skirts.
>>34840597House of the Dragon is a zoomer show
>>34840583>Christian Bale ir Chris HemsworthIs there a version you consider peak?Both have a lot of variety appearance wise throughout their career.
>>34840599Idk. probably not very big
>>34840599A.
>>34840606We'll call it an a
Men, thoughts on women with this tattoo?
>>34840606No bras?
>>34840585>>34840589Not gonna lie the scat and ass stuff really annoyed me.Every episode someone made a joke about shitting and farting and it felt like I was watching some Millennial slop.
>>34840599Manswering on behalf of my foid wife G cup
>>34840601What shape are you
>>34840594I don't think imprint is the word you wanted. Do you mean the darts?
>>34840611>Men, thoughts on women with this tattoo?An invisible tattoo? Thats the best kind
>>34840612I wear bralettes and they are sized differently.
>>34840618SLOP
>>34840614Lucky man
>>34840619Gotcha. Those are pretty.
>>34840613I agree that shit (heh) was weird and it's clearly someone's fetish
>>34838069Either genderWhat would you think about a woman that listens to this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8UksLeQm40
>>34840618>dumb tattoo idea successfully beamed into her headaha
>>34840625MI’d think she was a dork who likes pop music earnestly and semi-ironically.
>>34840618Is this a cross tattoo, a butterfly tattoo or a tribal tattoo
>>34840616I meant like something bulky showing through underneath a layer of cloth. I've hear someone here talk about a gun "printing" through your clothes before, that's why I used that word.I don't know, are they darts? There's some weird vertical bunching on her left cup and a longer lateral bunching following the underbust seam line on the right cup.
>>34840625>AOL soundcrazy
men, would you rather have a 8/10 looking gf with a body count of 5 or a 2/10 looking gf whos a virgin?
>>34840627>>34840630it's the tattoo from the chick that did the OP to Mirai Nikki
>>34840631It's the seam allowance.Is this not obvious to people who don't have basic sewing knowledge?
>>34840611>>34840618I would have thought this was cool when I was a teenager, but now I don't like tattoos anymore. It's going to look even worse when it fades. And what is that centre detail supposed to be?
>>34840635So? If I put on the scorpion jacket do I become Driver?
>>34840638Yea
>>34840592I'd fuck Machamp. Imagine getting spread eagle by four arms and then bounced on it. >>34840594>What's those weird imprints in her cups?Seams>>34840599>State Cup size34A, 32B, or 30C, depending on manufacturer. There really needs to be better standardization.>>34840600>Also I thought Bale was uncut or maybe I'm misremembering American PsychoHe had a great natty physique. Then he got jacked on gear doing Batman.>>34840605>Is there a version you consider peak?Love and Thunder is the only time we got to see his physique outside of the first Thor movie, and it was the biggest he has been, so I guess that. I also just love the blonde wig.For Bale, probably Batman Begins. That's when he was at his biggest, but I would love if he had his beard and long hair then.
>>34840625She's fat. And has bad taste.
>>348406342/10 looking gf who is virginthe way attraction works for men is the 2/10 becomes a 10/10 psychologically after pair bond + prolonged time spent together because when you start to feel actual love for her, her face becomes the only one you wanna see every day.8/10 foid who got broken into five times will stop being 8/10 after ten years of aging
>>34840634I'll enjoy talking with my 2/10 gf who is a virgin while my dick still has the residue of the 8/10 sidepiece
>>348406345 isn't out of the realm of reasonable and is less than me, so I'd go with that.a 2/10 is pretty damn ugly.
>>34839839She's pretty stable actually. She was very much on the edge when we first met though. Insane what she's been through & crazy how normal she is given her past.>add a drop of dominican and you might explodeYou know, before her one of the only Americans I'd been with was a Dominican-American. I accidentally called her Puerto Rican and got so embarrassed I ghosted herAh, youth
>>34840634The hot one, no doubt.
>>34840615Pear.
>>34840636Then why are they asymmetrical? That's a really cheap and crappy bra if the seam allowance is that bulky. I'd hate to wear it.Nah I don't think you're right.
>>34840634At first I was gonna say 8/10 with a body count of 5, but then I thought with how many surgeries, supplements, peptides, etc there are nowadays I think I could make something work with the 2/10 virgin, as long as she is willing to accept my suggestion of receiving these things. I really value virginity, so if I have to make more money then I will find a way.
>>34840634I’d prefer the 8/10, but most people who call themselves 2/10 are really just average. If she was really a 2/10 this is an easy choice
>>34840655>cheap crappy bra Yep. >asymmetrical One is the dart and the other thing you're looking at is the underbust seam. You're looking at 2 different things not both dart seams.
>>34840642NTA.Would you, or would you not?
>>34840642Machamp is okay. Not really into lizard people or whatever he is, though.
>>34840634I don't know, but this actually is realistic. It works this way. The ugly ones have lower body counts.
>>34840659what if she was max 4/10?
What about an 8/10 with 20 bodies vs a 2/10 with 5?
>>34840665I don't know. Ask andrew wilson. These kinds of questions don't interest me.
>>34840634I can't deal with yet another fucking virgin manI've already taken four virginities, been one girl's "first real time", and been another three girl's second time.
>>34840625>2.7k views
>>34840660Doesn't explain why the dart doesn't show through on the right cup and the underbust seam doesn’t on the left cup.
For the longest time I wanted an extremely petite gf and now that I finally have one and we're pretty serious about each other I am beginning to worry about actually being with her for life. Petite is fun but I won't be able to experience that milf butt n figure as she ages. Girls that are a bit taller just are more filled out and proportional I guess... Maybe this is just a waiter my steak is too juicy moment...
>>34840664I wouldn’t really be too hung up on a body count of five, honestly. I would pick either the 4/10 virgin or the 8/10 non-virgin. Depends on which one I got along with better
>>34840642Do you like guys with long hair?
>>34840665If I have no other choices, the 8/10
>>34840665I wouldn't want anything to do with either of them at that point.
>>34840665I'm currently dating a 9/10 guy with over 50 bodies.
>>34840665You probably lose me at ten bodies, I think.
>>34840671Men are never satisfied :/ I hope my future bf isn't like this but 99% of men are like this, grim.
>>34840669Because lighting, and because her right side is slightly turned away.
>>34840668There is another video with a few million views but IDK if the thumbnail would be too much for a blue board.
>>34840671I've been through what you're going through. Before you got with your gf you had infinite potential ahead of you. You could get with any kind of girl, so you could imagine yourself with any kind of girl. Now you're committed to one specific girl so all you can imagine is yourself with one specific girl, and that feels like a significant reduction.But it's not. That's just fucking life. You will end up with one specific girl with one specific body type and personality type and background. In the most tough love way possible: Get over it.
>>348406348 obviously
>>34840681Can you be skinny and busty at the same time? Is this really too much to ask?
>>34840681he's worrying about nothing. women will always get the juicy hips and bust with some age and pregnancy. if she starts petite she'll still grow into some booty with him. he'll settle up and realize it soon enough
>>34840671You have what I want and am complaining about it >:|Skinny women still get milfy. They’re just skinny milfs
>>34840686NtaHow attractive are you? You might not qualify for both only one or the other.
>>34840661>Would you, or would you not?Yes, we could bulk together.>>34840662>Machamp is okay. Not really into lizard people or whatever he is, though.I have a hard time sexualizing things that aren't either anthropomorphic in some way or horrors beyond comprehension. Like if Arcanine was a biped, I could get behind it.>>34840674>Do you like guys with long hair?If it looks good on them, yes. Some guys just look better with short hair or even bald.
>>34840682If you say so. They still look way too bulky, to me. Like she's hiding junk in her bra.
I'm gonna be real, I honestly don't think that many women were or are defending Lindsay Clancy compared to those who aren't. I think it only seems that way because when the case had just started recently getting attention again the only people who were talking about it at first were the true crime community, and that community is known for being bitter BPD feminist women. Now you are seeing a much louder and larger opposite response to those initial discussions as the case gets more popular. Maybe I'm just being optimistic though, idk.
>>34840692Nothing gets past this guy
>>34840689Before i answer i must clarify that you're talking to a guy right now. I am very attractive. Except i don't have that strong chad jaw.
>>34840691It would be way more misshapen in that case.
>>34840695>I am very attractive. Except i don't have that strong chad jaw
>Woman describes how unattractive women are treated in society>It's literally the same as just being a guyIt's not that big a deal.
>>34840686Despite what men think, women have zero control over their bust size. Don't expect curves if you don't date a curvy woman to begin with.
>>34840692Shut the fuck up faggot, no one cares.
I wanna rip my teeth out for being crooked and uneven
>>34840695Why would you need to clarify that you're asking for a skinny but busty gf.Ok so moderately attractive but stupid, let me run some numbers.
>>34840651If you work out and lose weight you can wear certain dresses and skirts tailored for your body shape.
>>34840702Cool
>>34840697The dart thing looks almost like it could be a cyanide pill or something.
>>34840692The Lindsay Clancy thing is just another showcase of how much women think it's sexist to h o l d women accountable for their actions, no matter how horrific
>>34840699Lazy bait
>>34840703Because your post was confusing.
>>34840702You should probably get a dentist to do that for you.
>>34840702don't do that. just get braces
>>34840702Could you get braces? My teeth were actually so bad before braces but I get a lot of compliments on them now :)
>>34840707Stop shitting up these threads with your obsession and get killed by a crazy post-partum bitch already.
>>34840702Buy a water pick.
>>34840701Women defending a child killer en masse is kinda something worth caring about
>men drop all emotion and enter full disclosure full honesty mode and speak nothing but ego-devoid truth for a whileWhy does this upset women so much?
>>34840708It's true though>No one looks at me or wants to talks to me, it's like I don't existYeah that's being a guy.
>>34840712>>34840713They're too expensive
>>34840717En masse doesn’t mean what you think it does, moron.
>>34840704I do work out, and I can't seem to lose more weight. I'm 5'2" and stuck at 120 pounds. It's just how it's distributed, I guess.
gonna get drunk and puke all over moid's lap
>>34840723I hope that you can afford them one day
WomenWhere do you rank in the flower graph?
>>34840719I will only carr about the woman who is willing to tolerate me doing full stream of consciousness. Just walk down the street and say everything that comes to mind.>that dog looks gross, i want to kill it>those tits are nice, i want to grab>look at that ugly car, i want to set it on fire
>>34840723they're literally not too expensive. if this is something that matters this much to you, it's actually an extremely reasonable expense. if you can afford to shitpost on 4chan, you can absolutely afford braces
>>34840730Lazy bait
>>34840730the first one :D
>>34840726Why D:
>>34840690I think I just find it easy to sexualize things I like in general. Like just liking a character in a movie makes me more attracted to the actor, for example. So I think I'll be able to sexualize a cartoon monster that's more or less just a fantasy animal if I already like it in a nonsexual way. Idk if that makes sense.
>>34840732An internet connection isn't that expensive. Especially since you need one anyway to basically function in society nowadays.
>>34840726you'll try but I'll have stuck you in the shower and be waiting on the side having the "deepest conversation of your life" with you, that you won't remember, long long before you get to the puking stage.
>>34840724Do you think it means literally all or something? Because it doesn't.
Anon needs braces
Which turns people off more? crooked teeth or adult acne?
>>34840745It means something along the lines of “as one body”. To say women do something en masse is to say that they all do it, yes
>>34840732They are thousands of dollars
>>34840749Acne. Crooked teeth can be completely fine.
>>34840749Dishonesty>>34840751Get dental insurance.
>>34840749I'd say the latter, because it almost always means poor hygiene, while the former can just be genetics.
>>34840730Georgia O'Keeffe >>34840740It does make sense, but I think I use my own frame of reference too much for that. Like if I think of Arcanine, I don't sexualize him because he probably smells like a campfire and wet dog, while also being dumb as shit. My brain categorizes him as a pet, thus I could never sexualize him.>>34840749Depends how crooked,but probably acne. Adult acne, unless due to a medical condition, is usually a result of poor self care and poor hygiene.
>>34840750You might want to google or chatgpt that, buddy.
>>34840749It really depends on the person you're into. Most and some mature adults won't care about either as long as you're mentally/emotionally psychically healthy
>>34840754>poor hygieneLmao
>>34840761Telling on yourself are we?
>>34840759Okay, buddy.
>>34840751yes that's not that much. you have time to post here you can literally deliver pizzas two nights a week as a side job and afford it in a few months
>>34840750NTA, but I looked it up and it appears your right. So I learned something today.I thought it just meant "in great quantities".
>>34840634Fairly sure the last girl that gave me enough attention to pine for her had a bigger body count so who the fuck am I kidding
>TFW when adult acne even when washing face 2-3 times a day.Shit's not fair.
I've seen cute girls with adult acne. I'm sure a snaggle-toothed girl can be cute too.
>>34840749acne, for sure. 've never judged a persons hotness or lack thereof on their teeth, even. m.
>>34840762I've never had acne in my life and I used to live like a slob. I had friends who struggled with it even though they took great care of themselves.
>>34840765Common misconception, and I am admittedly being pedantic but anon is annoying the shit out of me.He would be correct to say that dumb women on twitter are acting out en masse but isn’t right to say that women in general are.
>>34840749Idk about other people but personally I really don't care about adult acne or acne scars and I would even say that I think it can look good
>>34840768Other stuff can cause it too. Touching your face too much, eating junk, stress, etc.>>34840773Congrats?
>>34840774Stop making shit up
>>34840763Now search if it means literally all, then look up what the phrase translates to, dumb faggot.
>>34840779I'm saying it's mostly genetic.
>>34840768You should talk to a dermatologist. There is usually an underlying cause, and not just that you aren't washing.
>>34840780I’m not. Stop being retarded.
WOMENOk ok I have a sincere question from da heart. No trolling this time I swear ...Is it hard to be a female in the dating/love game? Is it really tiring to do the balancing act of trying to maintain your own beauty & worrying about picking a good man while worrying about your own safety + hoping you aren't exploited and failing moral standards like body count all at the same time? Risking being judged by men and women for failures? Does it ever feel exhausting? What things keep you optimistic and hopeful? And what do you hope to find in the future?
>>34840782One's risk of developing it is genetic, sure, but for those susceptible, it's usually a sign of bad hygiene. I didn't say a lack of acne means one has good hygiene.
>>34840768Try out sauna, helped me.
>>34840758Interesting. I'm the opposite, where I put myself into the setting instead of bringing the cartoon to the real world. My imagination isn't good enough for that.
If a guy is a virgin at 28, and he has the option to lose it with a hookup, should he?
>>34840785>he thinks femanons here are actually in the dating scenelol
You're gonna swallow your pride, hope success comes quick
>>34840791Only the individual can decide if they want to have a hoe phase or not. Personally I'm this far into virginity I might as well make it mean something when I lose it.
>>34840791Does he want to?
>>34840785>failing moral standards like body countThere is not a single woman in 2026 that gives a shit about body count.
Hi girls, found new ways to kill your kids?
anon, its time to shave ur facial hair.. its getting long..trim ur eyebrows a little bit too while ur at it
>>34840725Fast in the mornings? Tbh you're at healthy weight supposedly
>>34840801For me it's Charlize Theron's method of adopting black boys and raising them as trannies
>>34840804I trimmed this weekend ackshuallyI let my eyebrows get a little long when I’m single since girls hate fun
Why do moids here confuse social media with everyday reality?
outlaw makeup
my heart is too pure and sincere
>>34840808Because it is their reality. They don’t get out much.
>>34840808I think that cuts both ways, whether that's on a political, gender, religious, or any other standard.
>>34840805I was already fasting one or two days a week for a while before I was told it was counterproductive.
Women have been the forefront of the anti-natalist movement that's been growing since the 1960s. Why?Do they find actual children a threat to their existence as the unofficial "child" class in society? Is it some deep-rooted instinct to shove the other baby birds out of the nest so more resources can be funneled to you?
>>34840808Because in modern day social media is real life.That's why women get the ick if you don't have social media.
>>34840809Yellow fever dudes are psychotic wtf is this shit
>>34840808>"everyday reality">hoes on their phone literally ALL. DAY. LONG.no reason
>>34840820She looks fifteen lol
Can women answer questions on atoga honestly?
>>34840823I've genuinely never lied on here
>>34840816>Women have been the forefront of the anti-natalist movement that's been growing since the 1960s.based as fuck
>>34840823It has never happened a single time. And will never ever happen.
>>34840823ask away
>>34840774I'm sure the issue must have passed at least one dumb woman on twitter by without comment.
>>34840823women are incapable of lying because they don't even know what the truth is. Truth is "obvious" to her, it doesn't need to be said, you should know, etc.
>>34840679moid hands
Do you have grass to touch, near where you live?
>>34840822She literally looks like a racist Asian caricature
>>34840706I could deal with the previous level of idiocy but you took it too far it's not fun any more.
>>34840815It's not. That person who told you was trying to sabotage your results. You can also try eat foods with protein in them. Don't give up on being healthy.
>>34840830Can confirm. I am a dumb woman on twitter and I have never commented on that situation!
>>34840829If I was your bf and I got my ass kicked infront of you would you get the ick and break up
>watch fantasy media that's popular with women>it's all just men killing each other to defend a woman's honor, of said woman who gets plowed by savageshm
>>34840804But I shaved last week, and I barely have any eyebrows to begin with!
>>34840808We think social media is supposed to reflect everyday reality.
>>34840804I only trim the eyebrows when I think I have a chance with a foid
>>34840823>>34840825
>>34840749Acne. I don't mind cystic acne scarring I've dated multiple guys with it but a bunch of big whiteheads is just a hazard I don't want to touch them. >>34840768How's your diet?
>>34840816Not a woman, but the world sucks, life sucks, and forcing more innocent unconsenting souls to deal with this shit is immoral.
>>34840791>If a guy is a virgin at 28, and he has the option to lose it with a hookup, should he?If he wants to. Who gives a shit, and who is going to know? It's entirely up to him and his discretion.>>34840823>Can women answer questions on atoga honestly?I always do when asked in good faith.>>34840834>Do you have grass to touch, near where you live?My lot is almost .75 acres.
Need sunkissed blonde gf
>>34840823Would I lie to you, baby?
I wish women liked my naturally wizard-style eyebrows. Male beauty standards are so oppressive
Women when was the last time you cried and over what
>>34840816Retard bait
>>34840839No i'd kiss your wounds better after patching u up
>>34840853I cried last night over my ex.
kek, they had to throw out the eye tracking data. it was deemed too problematic to reveal how much women scan men's bulges
>>34840849>not even an acreBut you own another building or something, right? I thought you were supposed to be rich.
>>34840849>who is going to know? Have you met an anxious virgin? The whole world knows they don't get anything It is plain as day
>>34840841There's make up for that, you can find online just remember to use a cleaner afterwards so you dont get rashes or pimples
Need a cockkissed gf immediately.
>>34840838See, you're proving pedantic anon wrong.
>>34840853Last night over memories of my past and similar to this anon>>34840857.
>>34840856nta but you are going to force your hypothetical bf to get into some mma after right?
>>34840849>and who is going to know>>34840861He's right
>>34840853I cried two weeks ago because I had a dream that my cat was still alive, and I was really sad when I woke up and remembered that he was dead.
>>34840785Couldn't tell you I'm not at the game. I'm outside smoking.>>34840816Unmarried women didn't have access to birth control until the 70s. The idea that you aren't trapped with the guy who knocked you up or stuck paying for a kid for 20 years is still pretty new and exciting.
>>34840844What if you would have more chances with foids if you trimmed regularly?
>>34840867the only thing id force my hypothetical bf to get into is me
>>34840853Few weeks ago I think? I was crying about how fucking pathetic and stupid I am for still having feelings for my ex. I think I was just hungry.
>>34840868>>34840861Nta but thats just normal insecurity, many non -virgin guys have that. At some age women will just assume you lost it, and since actually getting laid often requires getting over your insecurity and showing attraction the woman in question is the last one to guess beforehand. t. former Wizard
>>34840863Can't be bothered with that noise.
>>34840853My bfs extremely judgemental mom told him she likes me
>>34840876I'd assume thats a givenShouldn't your bf always be into you?
>>34840872Half a century ago is still new and exciting?
>>34840859I look at other women's asses more often than I look at bulge wtf
Gender Are you a mouth breather and is it reflected in your facial anatomy?
>>34840884lots of men secretly hate their gf, so no.
Men when was the last time you cried and over what?
>>34840887No I have a disgusting overbite thoughM
>>34840887F, no. I have a blackish nose, so I guess being a nose breather makes sense.
>>34840836>previous level of idiocy:(
>>34840880You are missing the pointVirginity in our culture is considered bad (generally speaking)So men that are virgins are more likely to be anxious than the average male.It isn't to say a virign couldn't be confident in their virginity. Its just not normal, most times they think there is something wrong with them or women.
>>34840890overbites can be cute
>>34840889Rewatching my favorite anime like a week ago.
>>34840895Not on men. It makes my chin look even smaller
>>34840883Wtf why did you cry.
>>34840887No and yes. I have nice, sharp features.
>>34840888Is that real or is it just something women tell themselves to justify being emotionally disconnected in the relationship Cause I can't imagine many men hate their gfs or at minimum it is the same with women hating their bf
>>34840885In the grand scheme of things yes.It was a huge societal shift we need another 50+ years to acclimate and settle down.
>>34840882What noise.
>>34840889Couple of months or so ago, I think. Thinking about infant mortality.
>>34840897i said what i said,
>>34840898Relief
Will you get any cyberware implants when they come out, /atoga/? State gender
>>34840889I cried really hard when my girlfriend and I broke up, and then again I cried a little when I was missing her a couple weeks ago.
>>34840839NtaDid you start the fight? If you started the fight and got your ass handed to you yes I get the ick but if you didn't start it then no.
>>34840903Those things you were talking about.
>>34840889Last month. It was over a woman.
>>34840908Whyd you guys break up
>>34840901>In the grand scheme of things yes.>It was a huge societal shift we need another 50+ years to acclimate and settle down.So for the entire life of zoomers, millennials, and gen x, BC has been a thing, but it's still new?
>>34840907F. No, but I will get a sexbot.
>>34840907Yes, I love transhumanism
>>34840901We live in interesting times then.
>>34840889Thinking about how sad my mom will be when I kill myself
>>34840889>Men when was the last time you cried and over what?Four years ago, my mom died.
>>34840905Don't think you're picturing the right thing
Foids, what are your plans for when men stop being horny?
>>34840876lol
>>34840907No can't afford them. And even if I could there's nothing cool about it if everyone has it.
>>34840901>It was a huge societal shift we need another 50+ years to acclimate and settle down.>Give us 50+ more years worth of slaughtering the unborn please then we will pretend to be angels once our blood lust has been satiated. It's still too exciting to murder a baby!
>>34840920I'll already have a baby in me by then, and I'll just have sex with women instead.
Oh god abortion anon is here.
>>34840900both men and women can grow to hate their partners at equal rates, but i think women break things off quicker than men.women feel liberated and are even often encouraged by their female friends to break things off if things arent going well.men however want to avoid dramatics so they might put off breaking up with their gfs, often leading to him being emotionally unavailable, cold, or even outright resenting her. and this isnt even mentioning the whole genre of men hating/ being annoyed by their wives that is so common, even if presented as a joke, theres clearly a lot of truth to it.
>>34840889When my cat died. He was 9 when he got cancer and 3 weeks later I had to put him down. Even when he suffered he would purr. He was with me when I recovered from a car crash, a divorce and when I moved. His last years was spent in nature, he was a happy cat. I have a statue of him I’m my garden where he is buried.
>>34840889My parrot died back in may
>>34840887Not intentionally but often enough that it concerns me. My teeth are misaligned I can close them either with the left side touching or with a few teeth in the right front corner touching. I think my orthodontist fucked up. I had retainers when I got my braces off and my teeth looked straight but literally none of them touched correctly. So I stopped wearing the retainer and now the left side closes correctly but I think I have a teeny tiny crossbite and it's starting to develop into chronic pain. I think the right front corner is actually the correct alignment and now I'm going to have to get Invisalign or something. 5,000 for fucking what, they made my teeth look nice but didn't actually fix them.
>>34840853>Women when was the last time you cried and over whatA few days ago. I just suddenly got depressed and the music wasn't helping.>>34840860>But you own another building or something, right?My wife and I make more a year than our house is worth, but between work and politics, it's not smart to move at the moment. Shit, we were planning on moving to Florida in 2024, but look where Florida is at now. We're fine at the moment, but this next election cycle might determine where we move. If I can get into consulting, we could even move out of the US. >>34840868Just don't do that. >>34840907I want Gorilla Arms. They look so fucking sick. Especially during the Judy romance scene.
>>34840907Give me a cybernetic spinal augment so my back and posterior chain are both stronger and have no issues via sitting often.
>>34840913Consider how Gen X's mom was about it. And how that would have trickled down to someone my age. The gen betas might be okay but so long as someone's grandma remembers "before" it's still new.>>34840924I was thinking more that people like you would eventually give up and shut up about it once it becomes more normalized.
>>34840914This, but M
Why is every foid so upset over data centers? Trump really should banned tiktok
>>34840928Yeah I'll concur Last relationship ended very similar to the way you described I resented her in the end. She had to break up with me. Even though the end of the relationship was clear.I didn't want to hate her though.I wanted to love her forever and now I can't. Fuck
>>34840920Is that even possible?
>>34840939Retard bait
>>34840939Tik Tok legally paid for the right to have access to those women anon.You wouldnt be a commie would you?
>>34840889A few months ago I cried in front of my therapist when I talked about the first time in my life, around 9 or 10 years old, when I started wondering "Does anyone even like me at all?"
>>34840942Some of us chill out eventually.
>>34840944You mean the chinese did
>>34840939Der ESL
>>34840907FNo, sounds scary. As cool as a prehensile tail and foot thumbs would be I wouldn't trust it.
>>34840949I forgot a wordSue me, faggot
>>34840932>Just don't do that. Its a rite of passage at this point for virgins to say it.We were all dumb at one point in our life
>>34840907MAll of them I'm going full edgerunner cyberpsycho
>>34840907I'll get a Neuralink hooked up to a nanoswarm of drones that I keep in my backpack. Then get a pair of futuristic smart glasses that have been modded to give me a DBZ scouter mixed with a sharingan ability to track people's movements and know their names through facial recognition software.
>>34840907MFuck no.
>>34839727Take estrogen
>>34840948I don't know what you are talking about anonThey are all Chinese to me
>>34840583>AndreaDoes not look as much like a mean bitch.However, Alexandra looks like she'd fucking ride your dick off and that's just unbeatably hot.
>>34840816>Women have been the forefront of the anti-natalist movement that's been growing since the 1960s. Why?Because women are natural child haters and child abusers. When you control for reporting and factor in cases of neglect women take the lead of being the most likely to abuse a child. 63% women to 37% male ratio. >Do they find actual children a threat to their existence as the unofficial "child" class in society?Women fought a hard fight to destroy the nuclear family via the feminism pipeline to weaken dependency on men. They got what they wanted, but they wanted to keep the validation and sexual and romantic adulation from men, which resulted in extremely high single mother situations. They feel they should always have a Killswitch to terminate their mistakes, because accountability isn't their strong suit.>Is it some deep-rooted instinct to shove the other baby birds out of the nest so more resources can be funneled to you?Deep down, yes. Women claim it is because they don't want the child to suffer poverty or hardship but at the same time women will fork over money for makeup, cosmetics, Netflix, the latest status symbol items, etc. they know babies would require making lifestyle sacrifices and they find that to be extremely inconvenient so they kill the baby and pretend they cared for the babies welfare while paradoxically executing the babies welfare permanently.
>>34840952Gm saar
>>34840961Alex mogs
>>34840907MYes, things that will scare women even more. If they aren't terrified, I'm doing something wrong. Not Adam Smasher tier because I don't need to fight.
Did the ever explain how V could deal with all those upgrades with seemingly no ill effects?
>>34840939>Why is every foid so upset over data centers?Because every precedent they are setting is a net negative to people. I know this is just bait, but these things are a physical manifestation of everything wrong with the world right now.
>>34840894Yes, and? Anxiety is relatively common in men, experienced or not.
>using jailbroken gpt to understand womenshit's funny.
>>34840907Mnah
>>34840964I'd hug her during missionary plaps and put a baby in her and then leave
>>34840967What precedents are they setting?
>>34840889I thought about how no amount of being 6'4 can ever make me strong enough to take womens' period cramps away. (I'm six foot four inches tall btw)
Women if your man teased you about how much desserts/sweets you ate would you become self conscious and start eating less
moids would u let me do ur laundry for u?
>>34840966I know this one and I never even played the game. Two extremely strong minds in one body helped ease the burden.
>>34840973>missionary plapsYou're the one getting plapped though with her.
>>34840979Yeah :)
>>34840979No, I dont trust you
>>34840939Maybe because a lot of the bullshit jobs giving free money are reliant on the managers whose cocks are also being sucked by these women keeping a rooster unproductive employees for hundreds of thousands of $ instead of giving someone an AI subscription and demanding automation.
>>34840982I'd let her bounce on it
>>34840978Nah
>>34840978I'd straight up ask him if he's saying he thinks I'm getting fat. If the answer is no, then I'd shut him up by making him eat sweets with me.
>>34840978>become self conscious Probably>start eating less NahI understand that skinny people can also get diabetes but like, I won't eat if I don't have access to sweet foods.
>>34840979No, everyone should be independent and self-sufficient.
>>34840969Pull it out far enoughEveryone's anxious The point is people detect it.When they do notice it and the person is a virgin. They either steer clear or hone in on it like a missile. Neither of which are good
>>34840991What if he says yes in a good way?
>>34840985id only take one of ur underwear tho :< you wouldnt even notice>>34840993gfs and bfs should do things for each other sometimes though
>>34840992I mean eating less sweets
Moids HELP a local zoomer foid is falling out of the window! Will you..>Save her>Let her fall Choose NOW
Femanon, do you plan on hiding your sexual history from your future husband?
>>34840996>id only take one of ur underwear tho :< you wouldnt even noticeno, my shit is too expensive and your clumsy ass would fuck it up
>>34840979I was going to say literally this >>34840985, verbatim.
>>34840967Because americans have taken too many pills at once and decided to replace having an actual economy with making LLMs hallucinate faster. The few americans that aren't in an SSRI stupor or comatose from HFCS overconsumption et an instictual ick at the obvious scam
>>34840939Stupid bait but most data announced data centers arent being built, is just that there are tax breaks and discounts to buy land if you say they're for a data center, you get the discount and then you can do whatever you want with the land. They would build them if they were profitable but people have realized there is no money in it and there isnt even enough power to power them. They would build them and not be able to turn them on, lol.
>>34840996>gfs and bfs should do things for each other sometimes thoughActual labor and emotional labor. Sounds like you'll entitle yourself to like half a million at some point.
>>34840998Shut the fuck up faggot, no one cares.
>>34840996>underwearThe boxers are mine women.They even make men's briefs for women.Get your own>do things for each other all the time thoughFTFY
>>34840998>Black
>>34840998Be my gf already what are you doing
>>34840979Can you not assume my motive with every question you ask? Every fucking day the same loaded questions. So fucking annoying.
>>34840967Sorry, I meant to quote >>34840939
>>34840995I'd go back to starving myself and walking two hours more hours everyday until he takes it back.
>>34840997Yeah I know. What are you not understanding I can clarify?
>>34840980Sounds vaguely familiar now that you mention it. Don't remember exactly when it came up in the game.
>>34840998Dumb baitGo back to Tik Tok
>>34840998Why are women so stupid?They can get diplomas and graduate degrees but then focus their shit on obviously dumb stuff like this
atoga moids are moody today..
>smug femanon hoursReal question to women here: What would you have to observe that would make you abandon your model of what I think?
>>34840998>Tom ClancyWho?
>>34841018your fault
>>34841014I watched someone play it and I recall the story really beats you over the head with the fact that you're special because of the super unique brain chip with Johnny you got stuck in your brain.
>>34840998What did she do?
>>34841021so rude! u need a nap or something >:T
>>34841018When are we not?
>>34841019Do you want to try asking that again in a way that makes sense?
>>34841019Some really good wmbf porn.
>>34841013I thought you meant eating in general
>>34840966>Did the ever explain how V could deal with all those upgrades with seemingly no ill effects?Cyberpsychosis is when your mind snaps due to the depersonalization of too much cyberware. Since V has another person living inside their head, they can't really go cyberpsycho. It's a mental disorder and psychopaths like Adam Smasher are incapable of going cyberpsycho either for the same reason: they're already detached.>>34840976>What precedents are they setting?Destroying wildlife, wasting natural resources, stealing private property, driving up the price of electricity, "creating" temporary jobs just to permanently get rid of a thousand more, ruining quality of life for the areas they are built, and literally being subsidized to do all of them. Hope the fuckers get nuked and the company execs behind them get publicly executed.>>34840978>Women if your man teased you about how much desserts/sweets you ate would you become self conscious and start eating lessNo, I would still eat what I wanted.>>34841002I blame Republicans. Those retards would literally eat shit if it meant everyone else would have to smell their breath.
>>34841022But that was only half the equation. You said two strong minds, but V was just a random street kid who got in over their head, y'know?
>>34841025already had one
>>34841031>I blame Republicans. Those retards would literally eat shit if it meant everyone else would have to smell their breath.Democrats are just as culpable because they work for the same organization.
STATE GENDERWould you play this?
Women, have you had your plappies today?
>>34841036>Democrats are just as culpable because they work for the same organization.Democrats are so in love with the status quo that they are watching the GOP rape it from the cuck chair.
>>34841038MWhere do you find the time or energy to give a shit about so many current things? Serious question.
>>34841030I will not eat enough in general if I eat less sweet foods. I can cut out specific things like I don't drink soda, or eat fruit snacks but if I had to cut down on sweets I'd starve.
I still don't know what GOP stands for. Please don't tell me as I would like to continue living in this state. I think it's funny.
>>34841031Smasher was entirely cyberpsycho. He was just more controlled than typical.And why would having a fuck up rockerboy living in your head make either of you immune to psychosis?
>>34841038Why are you still here?Just to suffer?
>>34841040Yes, because they work for the same organization that the Republicans do.Their rivalry is just political theater; neither organization is a patriotic one.
>>34841038Someone has to explain this current thing I’m completely unaware
>>34841043Grand Old Party.Gang of Pedos, Gay Orgy Promoters, Geriatric Oligarch Party etc.
>>34841033But V is (You). And (You)'re super cool and special and had 60 dollars, so (You) must be a unique badass that shakes up the world you're thrown into.
>>34841002What even is a "real" economy?
>>34841041>Where do you find the time or energy to give a shit about so many current things? Serious question.Thank you for your feedback I have revised the proposed videogame
>>34841043>Please don't tell meThen why tempt anons like that?
>>34841042I shudder to think of what your teeth look like
>>34841049Some kids died and apparently this is an excuse for social media users to clutch at their pearls, virtue signal, argue with each other and use AI to make forced memes
>>34841018I'm lashing out because I just had a sudden realization that filled me with deep frustration. It's too damn fatalistic. This back and forth stuff is very, idk, I feel limited by the women that post here. I'm not allowed to be anything but some retard simp caricature or edgelord or some shit. I feel like the battery in a remote that doesn't work; people keep fucking blaming me for everything, like what did i even do? Put me in any other battery powered device: full charge.>>34841027Every time it's the same gimmick>moids are like this, therefore, I'm gonna do these handful of things.Sick of the fucking attitude all the time. You don't know anything about me, yet it's always the same circular rhetorical smug nonsense>heh, typical moid, always [mental model of what moid is]Every single time I don't know what to do or how to behave, more smug bullshit. it's fucking unfun.
>>34841049Stop, you don't realize the jar you just opened
>>34841039Not yet. And don't call it that, you're actively inhibiting my horniness.
>>34841056Not bad actually. When I do get cavities they're very small. The smoking has a larger aesthetic effect on them.
Ngl they should ban those loud ass engien leaf blowers. It's 2026 electric motors and batteries are king.
>>34841063I smoke too but I'm paranoid about cavities from sugar. Post teeth
>>34841058Holy shit BroI'm going to tell you something you needed to have beaten into you as a child.It isn't that fucking deep.Stop working yourself up over bullshit and take a chill pillLife is too good to be acting like this.I say this in love "Man the fuck up"
>>34841058>Every time it's the same...So that's a no on the making more sense front?
>>34841052I've heard theories that the reason Night City feels so special is because it really doesn't give a fuck about you and who you are.But all this makes me want to replay that game. I wish I had the time.
>>34841031You some kind of degrowther?
>>34841064Not as effective yet.
>>34841042have you tried going cold turkey and replacing sweets with just more of the normal food you eat?i used to be a bit addicted but once you go 2-3 weeks completely without you stop getting cravings.
>>34841049>Someone has to explain this current thing I’m completely unawareA foid strangled her three kids to death because she got emotional and the courtcase is live on YouTube the last week and X/twitter foids are angry that her emotional defense isn't getting her off the hook or something
I can't believe we let people like Korra vote
>>34841039No. But I think it’s happening Thursday and Friday
>>34841071Video games are dumb unless they're multiplayer. Do something else.
>>34841066No wtf>>34841074I just don't eat. Replacing doesn't happen I just cut out the sweets and can't force myself to eat more normal foods. That lasts for like 4-5 days then I break because I'm hungry.
>>34841078She's probably smarter than you or I.
>>34841078Says your dumb country
>>34841083>She's probably smarter than you or I.Name on Korra
>>34841038Shut the fuck up faggot
>>34841081Multiplayer games are the dumb ones.
>>34841081Spoken like someone who hasn't played alpha centauri
>>34841083Sir,Simp hours are between 4-5 here on /atoga/I asked that you please read the rules before postingHave a good day.
>>34841081NTA Nah. MMO players and overshitters are infinitely more mentally ill than normies who just play story-focused single player games.
>>34841083She's not.
>>34841083Define intelligenceMy mom has a phD in mathematics yet she falls for even the most basic of tiktok bait
>>34841083I agree with some of her takes, but she articulates them poorly and laces everything she says with so much irony that it's impossible to take her seriously on anything. So I don't think she's very smart.
I heard if you say "Lindsay Clancy" three times into the mirror with the lights switched off an anon will reply "Shut the fuck up faggot"
>>34841090
>>34841091I'm not talking about gay online shit. I'm talking real video games you play with your friends on the couch. That's the only sort of video game I think is acceptable. Everything out is paying to waste your time and learn/accomplish nothing. Single player games are okay if you're literally wasting time and want to stimulate your brain in the meantime, sure.
>>34841080Why the wait?
>>34841082>can't force myself to eat more normal foodsi know you don't necessarily know why exactly you feel that way to that degree but have you tried finding out the reason? i'd assume going cold turkey would work in a situation like this particularly well. as long as you know how to cook decent food lol.
>>34841095I agree with almost nothing she says, by I think she still seems smart.
>>34841095She has no good takesHell her fucking name comes from her preferring LOK over TLA
>>34841098No anonWe drink after the simping.Only way to calm the nerves after such a strenuous taskAlso, sounds about time to head down to Margaritaville
>>34841091>>34841100You're both being autistic retards. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I should buy a sword
>>34841044No, Smasher was immune to it, which is why Arasaka was so willing to fully borg him over time, and why plenty of Maelstrom were able to borg out without going cyberpsycho. They are completely detached from their body.V isn't so much immune to cyberpsychosis as they are immune to double jeopardy. Johnny being in their head effectively makes them a unique, high-functioning type of cyberpsycho, where their brain is actively being overwritten by a separate construct. It's also further explained in The Tower ending, where V's brain/body literally rejects cyberware due to the damage the relic did to both.>>34841046>Their rivalry is just political theater; neither organization is a patriotic one.I never argued otherwise. They're just teams sponsored by different companies, but handwaving the blatant corruption of the Republicans since Trump has taken office is the most disingenuous and bad faith thing you could possibly do. It's no longer about sides. It's about the precent being set and why we can't allow it to continue.>>34841072>You some kind of degrowther?No, I just believe in sustainability. Economic growth is not sustainable when the working class does not benefit. Third world birth rates are not sustainable. The US debt is not sustainable. Pollution is not sustainable.>>34841078>>34841083>She's probably smarter than you or I.No, I'm lowkey retarded (just good at math), which is all the more reason people should pay attention. When the dumb people start noticing things, that's when you know things are bad.
>>34841105Of course a simp would drink a margarita, a gay man's drink
Hey femanon. How are those maternal instincts doing?
>>34841107You _really_ probably shouldn't.
>>34841100I feel angry about it as well but those don't exist anymore. Unless you still live nearby Timmy you knew since 5 y/o it's unlikely to find people willing to play these old games together. Imo it's still an infinitely better time waster past time than engaging in social media or watching endless slop tv shows on netflix, which is what most people do.
>>34841114why not?
>>34841103A smart person wouldn't attach their identity to cartoons and porn. She's dumb, but I'm trying to be nice here.
>>34841082I think it's the weed giving you the munchies and frying your dopamine receptors
Kyle Chandler is back on TV, every time I see him I think "It's the Early Edition guy."
>>34841102Sensory issues. I hate eating. I've talked about it here recently.If I was locked in a rehab it might work but if I can just go to the store and get something I will actually eat rather than savory meals then it's never gonna happen. I would need to be locked up. >I'd assume You would be wrong lolI'm a decent cook but that doesn't make me want to eat it any more than if it were just "fine". When I do this shit I'm not motivated to cook so I'm stuck with savory snacks options and I'm starving, but not starving enough to gag on something I don't want to eat. Cutting myself off cold turkey doesn't work because I have no suitable replacement.
>>34841111Non-existent
>>34841068Oh, trust me, I am aware I am upset, I'm fucking clearly not trying to be an asshole, it's just turning out that way because, honestly, fuck this whole dynamic, I want something different. I'll cool down, but I have to get some things off my chest first. Tired of this shit on some level, but it's not articulating well and it's making me upset.>>34841070I mean, respectfully what part of it did you not understand? >What would you have to observe that would make you abandon your model of what I think?My assumption of the way most femanon's respond, is something like this.>Men are forced memes that always do XYZ, and never do ABC>I know what men are, therefore, I'm gonna just nitpick ABC and XYZ all day every day forever and everBasically, this "model" of female expectation of men, it has to fucking stop, like legit. I'm waiting for at least one broad to admit she is clueless about men and doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about; literally just one. Day after day after day it's been something like "feed me attention and complements or you're bad" from every chick that posts here. I hate to say it, but I'm not a fucking vending machine, for crying out loud. Women don't actually want to know anything about men because they think they know it all. It's the know it all mentality that's grating and I can't stand it. The fact that no one is curious. about. anything. They just look at some dictionary label and say "Yup I know what that is." It's stifling and drole.
>>34841111Stuffed my shirt with a pillow and absentmindedly watched baby videos on YouTube for like half an hour today. Thanks for asking.
>>34841109>Third world birth rates are not sustainableOkay so you first don't have a child. Get your tubes tied
>>34841111i don't think i have any, hasn't changed since i was a teen. i still feel mega awkward around children.
>>34841119I was like this before though? I've always been like this. My mom is the same way she's addicted to coke but the drink not the drug lol.
>>34841109I mean you should at least have a more coherent argumentYou're just throwing ahit against the wall and hoping something sticksUS debt has nothing to do with data centersThe most data centers are Fairfax County, Virginia which is the richest county in the US and I don't think their QoL is strugglingDrop the populism. Get a real argument.
>>34841109>high-functioning type of cyberpsychoThat's how I saw Adam Smasher.
>>34841104I meant takes on things that actually matter. Her gay obsession with cartoons and video games and guns is definitely cringe and dumb, but that only defines her superficially.
>>34841123So you're complaining about some bullshit okay. Have fun with that.
>>34841127Or the autism yeah. Man I hate autists
>>34841131>Wanted to reply to get the last word in.Exact shit I'm on about, but go on.
>>34841117Because you got lost on your way to gioyc and ended up in atoga instead. You should not be let near a blade.
>>34841123>Day after day after day it's been something like "feed me attention and complements or you're bad" from every chick that posts here. I hate to say it, but I'm not a fucking vending machine, for crying out loud.I'm none of those anons I just want to give you a reminder that the women who post here are 50/50 tranny split. The other half of the women are 25% fat sperg femcels and 25% personality disordered with ungodly body counts. Just don't take them seriously and bully them to bait their simps and then bully their simps just use this shit hole for sport
this foid doesnt want me to have a swordwhats her reason?
>>34841118Smart doesn't mean good taste.
>>34841137She probably works for the Demon King or the Dragonlord or whoever your guy is
>>34841111gone. i don't think i could even own a pet because i would neglect it.
>>34841132Probably. She's probably autistic too she really likes planes and is always chewing on strange objects one shouldn't put in their mouth.
>>34841141It's a matter of mindset, not taste.
My darling. My darling
>>34841137She's evil anonYou must slay her with the swordThat is your questOnly then will you achieve hero status
>>34841137Are you clumsy? Did you tell her it was "for protection"?
>>34841148>chewing on strange objects one shouldn't put in their mouth.My autistic brother would always do this to my Legos and fuck them up when I was a kid
>>34841149Being smart doesn't mean you have to be well adjusted either.
>>34841136You got it half right, xer anon. They are males not females, they have XY chromosomes. Most of the male posters here have AGP and spend all day here whining about their tranny problems. And yes these incel-troons absolutely should be bullied out of here and be made to forcibly take their schizo meds.
>>34841111>Hey femanon. How are those maternal instincts doing?Imagine asking a demographic of foids who have been on SSRIs longer than they went to school if they still have any maternal instincts left
>>34841123I get it broMy point is you are being a bit muchI too have times to get shit off my chest I dont do that on a Mongolian Basket Weaving ForumI have friends like you should, that I complain about shit to.Women on here are consuming your lifeTake a step back and reflect on why that is.You don't have to care and I'm struggling to understand why you do
>>34841158Took it seriously award
>>34841154That's shitty. He should have been taught to chew on only his own stuff. I'm sorry about your legos.
Women, do you ever flex your femaleness on trannies?
>>34841136Yeah, I'm crashing out a bit. Just bothered.
>>34841152foids hate to see a man buy a sword>>34841153she made some bullshit excuse, see >>34841135
>>34841163kek
Women, I was having sex with my date when she said "You got it" twice in a row. What did she mean by this? Was it a compliment? Sorry if it's a dumb question, I'm really inexperienced.
>>34841163no because men/trannies are the same thing. i don't "flex" it on men either lol
>>34841154ntaMy brother has profound autism and did the same thing. He'd chew on pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down or locked up.He also destroyed almost all of our VHS tapes. He'd break them open, unspool them and chew on them. He'd also try to eat the pages of books.He'd also turn the volume up as loud as possible on any stereo or tv left plugged in and channel surf.He'd also drop his pants and take a shit just about anywhere. I remember one time I forgot to lock my bedroom door for fifteen minutes and came to find him lounging on my bed, flipping channels as my turntable spun. He took a shit on my desk.
>>34841167Foids hold men downOnly by becoming Gay can a man ascend Away from the woman problem and towards a new rainbow colored light Do it Anon
>>34841169I have no idea
>>34841155You're confusing being smart and being intelligent. There are multiple types of intelligence, but being smart is specifically about the ability to use intelligence in a beneficial way.
Women, how often are you naked around your bf when you aren't having sex?
>>34841169NAG, it means you found the right spot.
>>34841172>new rainbow colored lightunrelated but I fucking hate that the faggots ruined the rainbow for everyone
>>34841176Only when I'm walking from the bathroom to my room to get changed. Otherwise, it will always lead to sex.
Finding femanon's spot
>>34841104The themes were a lot stronger in LoK. ATLA had better character development, but largely because they had a much smaller cast. Most people only prefer ATLA because of their attachment to the characters. Mostly Toph, Iroh, and Zuko.>>34841125>Okay so you first don't have a child.I wasn't planning on it.>>34841128>I mean you should at least have a more coherent argumentIt's not an argument. You asked if I was a degrowther, and I am saying my beliefs center almost foremost around sustainability, and that's not limited to data centers. >>34841129>That's how I saw Adam Smasher.I guess you could say that, just lacking the cyber part. He didn't have any humanity to lose, so all Arasaka did was provide him with the means.>>34841169>"You got it"Maybe just an affirmation that you're on the correct course.
>>34841169Autism strikes again
>>34841171Nta. I'm the one with the brother who wrote his name on everything. My brother smeared shit all over a play kitchen, and a play ice cream cart we had. To be fair to him that shit got curbed before he even went to preschool, but it happened.
>>34841165>Yeah, I'm crashing out a bit. Just bothered.Yeah and realize it's not worth crashing out over the foids here. No one in their right mind wants a 4chan girl longer than a one night stand and there's a reason for that the only guys sniffing at their pussy through the screen are fat autistic nerd simps and the foids who are here with bfs already are only here because their bfs whack to /gif/ and told her about this place so her man spends his attention on porn gifs while she spends time here fishing for attention that her bf won't give her. You're in a circus screaming at monkeys nigga
>>34841175
>>34841160Shit bothers me, is all.
>>34841179It use to be the Jesus colorThose were the days anonThose were the days...>Sigh
>>34841176Depends on the season, and if we live alone or not. I'm not going to hang out naked all day if it's cold or I can't walk to the kitchen like that.
>>34841180Does he ever hide so he can ambush you?
Are you a libtard or conservatard or nonpolitard
anons best ice cream flavour?
>>34841182Lower stomach, right below the bellybutton. Moderate to high pressure applied in a slow, circular motion. Ideally combined with soft whispers and some sort of floral or earthy candle in the background.
>>34841195MNonpolitardIdeology is not my friend and anyone who befriends an ideology deserves what happens
>>34841193Yes, but only in very specific contexts.
>>34841196I do this to my cat. I think it's chocolate chip cookie dough. Maybe cookies and creme
>>34841183>He didn't have any humanity to loseI'm not familiar enough with the source material to say, and the computer game never showed him pre-heavily augmented, but generally that just doesn't fit with my world view.
>>34841196Mint chocolate chip
>>34841190But why tho?I'm trying to get you to think a layer deeper manWhy do you let women have so much control over you?Just relax~~
>>34841187Some people can stand that shit a lot longer than I can, I guess.
>>34841162We did tell him, he's also scratch up and generally destroy a lot of his possessions. What shit does your mother chew on. >>34841171Mine was at least high functioning but I have a hard time believing this ngl
Why did femanons make it so hot today?Can one of you make it snow instead?
>>34841196>>34841197What the fuck? This is genuinely uncanny levels of coincidence.
>>34841196Birthday CakeIts like a little explosion of goodness tucked into the ice cream
>>34841196cookie dough <3
>>34841195MI was a librul when I was a dumb kid and a bit of a tankie when I was a dumb young man but I don't find it wise to identify with any political ideology anymore.In my experience, people who are the loudest about politics usually understand them poorly and don't actually do anything practical about the many injustices that they like to virtue signal aboutPeople who enthusiastically espouse support for political parties are not to be trusted whatsoever in my book.
>>34841196>anons best ice cream flavour?My favorite protein ice cream I've made is a Golden Graham one where I add Golden Grahams, marshmallows, and finely chopped chocolate into the mix-in on my Ninja Creami and I could eat a quart of it in one sitting.
>>34841200Does he crouch with an empty box on his head like solid snake?
>>34841205>Some people can stand that shit a lot longer than I can, I guess.Just don't identify with them and only come here to stir shit or troll or throw rocks for giggles see if you can pit one group against another etc that's the only fun to have in the circus you gotta RingmasterMaxx otherwise it's a waste of time and you should find something else to do dude
lick the back sweat off moid's back
There's no good porn anymore. My porn folder is nearing 30000 items and I'm having trouble finding new material
>>34841214Not yet. He does like that game, though.
>>34841206It's a texture thing she likes chewy squishy things. When she buys a new pair of sneakers and it comes with a sample of the foam inside the sole she gets hyped and immediately puts it in her mouth. Honestly I get it I do it half the time too. I used to lick my fingernails because they were smooth.
>>34841217hell no
>>34841218Take a break bro
>>34841215He has to make friendsThis is the outburst and slow retreat of a lonely man
>>34841206>Mine was at least high functioning but I have a hard time believing this nglI'm genuinely not embellishing whatsoever. My mom had to duct tape his clothes to his body when he was a small child because he was constantly trying to rip them off and run around screaming. He'd try to run away from home constantly and do this, and I remember once that he streaked a couple houses over.He would try to break into all of our bedrooms while we slept unless we locked his door. He smeared shit all over the walls of his bedroom all the time.We had to literally take him out of the house on a leash when he was a young boy, and he rarely behaved enough to be out in public for more than an hour until he would throw a screaming tantrum and demand be taken back to the car.He's completely nonverbal and severely intellectually disabled.
clip moid's toenails for himtrim moid's pubes for him
>>34841163I don't agree with the concept of transgenderism but pic related applies
>>34841227>>34841217>>34840979this foid is ovulation
>>34841223whats the matter
>>34841227Would you wear cute stuff for the moid?
>>34841232define cute stuff
>>34841230Girls like the one in that gif should be put in mental asylums
>>34841223Is it a matter of money?
>>34841231I hate having a wet back due to hyperhidrosis
>>34841235Lingerie, swimsuits, sexy underwear. Big shit and no pants
>>34841195>Are you a libtard or conservatard or nonpolitardMI support whomever the tallest woman I've spoken with requires me to.
>>34841240LMFAO BIG SHIRT. big shirt. I'm done for
>>34841240big what now
>>34841240>>34841243EVERYONE LOOK ANON TAKES A BIG SHIT
>>34841240take a big shit in honor of anon
>>34841240i wear swim trunks and a swim shirt, take it or leave it
>>34841204There's a lot of expectation to "play along" with really dumb shit, and sometimes I catch myself like "what the fuck is the point of this" and I rarely get an answer. Some chicks are upfront they're like "it's for me :)" other chicks are like "you're just gonna keel over like a bitch then, I see how it is" I can't stand that second type at all, just a completely hostile and unfamiliar energy I'm not used to.>>34841215Sometimes you get caught up in that and end up jestermaxxing instead. shit is foul.>>34841225Or a highly temperamental extrovert, but I can't let shit slide.
>>34841212woah>>34841209i've never had this one before. maybe next time
It's not worth getting a gf since she will see my small pp :(I can't hide it forever
>>34841202He was a gangster, merc, and war criminal before being rebuilt. He would torture enemy combatants for shits and giggles and would murder women after fucking them, or during (it was never made clear).
>>34841255ok...
>>34841250I probably could as long as there's a girl under there desu
So fucking mad I had a doctors appointment and their retarded ai rescheduled it and won’t change it
>>34841220Oh yeah he would also chew on squishy shit like plasticine and ruin it >>34841226Is he any better now. Has he stopped shitting and streaking at least
>>34841176There's no point in wearing clothes at home unless you have guests over or are menstruating or hiding your small pp from your gf
>>34841218>having trouble finding new materialTime to start enjoying your collection.
I’ve been drinking from a dirty reverse osmosis filter for 4 years, how cooked am I?
>>34841240>TYPICAL FEMANON>BIG SHIT, BUT NO PANTS
>>34841252Please do, just do go for one small scoop initially It can be a bit much for your first timeThe tongue will need to be eased into itI recommend a technique like>Gifrel
>>34841251>Sometimes you get caught up in that and end up jestermaxxing instead. shit is foul.Don't worry I know what I'm doing you just gotta spec into Malevolent Jester MAXXing if that happens
>>34841264So you have "I can keep the thermostat on 72 all winter" money?
>>34841227M. This, I'd like.
>>34841218>There's no good porn anymore. My porn folder is nearing 30000 items and I'm having trouble finding new materialAt this point I only masturbate to audio of women getting fucked. They upload it themselves for free, which is hot since you know they're doing it out of exhibitionism.
Femanon's pussy drenching my bed because massaged her scalp
>>34841262>Is he any better now. Has he stopped shitting and streaking at leastYes, thank god. He was like that until he was around sixteen or seventeen.But that was around the same time his epilepsy began to rear its head. He apparently had been having absence seizures for most of his childhood but started having tonic-clonic seizures around then, and they were bad.It took until he was in his twenties to find the right cocktail of anti-seizure meds and antipsychotics that allow him to not be a skeleton or prone to huge seizures. He stopped shitting himself around 22 or so.
Are women more likely to have sex on humpdays?
>>34841270I'll cut back where needed
>>34841256Wouldn't someone like that be more susceptible to cyber-psychosis, not less?
>>34841283He's already lost his mind brah can't lose it again
moids, what are ur eyebrows like? shape and color?
WomenWould you date a man with low libido?
>>34841288hairy, dark
For women who are built like Kat Dennings or Christina Hendricks, what's it like?
>>34841289I don't think I would.
>>34841287>can't lose it againSure you can. There are so many different ways to lose your mind.
>>34841283No, cyberpsychosis comes from your mind breaking and losing touch with your humanity. Think how when people lose a limb, they still sometimes have phantom pains. Someone who never had "body" to begin with would never know the feelings of something they never had. It is impossible for Smasher to have that disconnect, which is what makes him the perfect machine.
>>34841289make that NO libido and we have a deal
>>34841288My brow is well groomed, straight and it is chestnut colored
Will getting on test cure me of my boyish appearance?
>>34841288I have been told I look like I don't have eyebrows. But I can feel them when I touch them with my fingers.
>>34841289yes because then i can stop pretending to enjoy sex to win his attention and just get his commitment and attention for free
>>34841307r u ginger or blonde?
>>34841288Dark brown.
>>34841294>>34841297Dammit, I can't win.
>>34841288Dark and sharpe, the left one has a small scar that runs through it
>>34841312chad?>>34841318whats the scar from
>>34841313SSRI's have been a scourge on foids here
>>34841311Neither.
>>34841196Vanilla BEAN
>>34841310You don't enjoy sex? At all?
>>34841319>chad?No, I'm very strange
Why are men like this?
>>34841320>SSRI's have been a scourge on foids hereI sure hope none of them ever used them for longer than a year because those life long side effects are brutal
>>34841312why are you angrey
Daily reminder: TFD
>>34841320I haven't taken any in a decade. My nonsense is au naturale. I'd be even worse without the weed.
>image limit reachedN
>>34841327Men hate women and then blame it on everyone else lel
>>34841330I have resting bastard face.
>>34841327Defeatist mindset.
Fuck los Angeles
>>34841327Because we don't follow drinking establishments on instagram
>>34841319>whats the scar fromA dog bit me when I was a kid
>>34841325no and other girls don't either the whole point is to just flatter guys in bed so he will agree to go out with us we only like the emotional high sex can bring but if the guy just gives the emotions and w/e without sex then sex is pointless
>>34841336cute.
>>34841330Because it's a drawing
>>34841318>small scar that runs through it hot
>>34841340I could never live there. It's fucking insane over there.
>>34841327Men who need these types of events are men women dont wantThe men women want dont need these events
>>34841343Lol
>>34841347Nobody asked you, hon
>>34841327>Why are men like this?because women who have to resort to speed dating or dating apps are clearly mentally ill or there's something wrong with them and it's best not to find out
>>34841327I bet the girl behind that account is really hot
>>34841343I think you might be doing it wrong
>>34841345:)
>>34841327Drinking used to be fun and cheap, now it's expensive and lame
>>34841352So mad why don't you post your real eye
>>34839759What's this, the consequences of my actions?
>>34841328I stopped after a month because it took me like three business days to cum.
moids.. why oh why arent we holding hands rn..?
So desperate for friends that I'm taking to the Indian scammer pretending to be a woman on discord
>>34841365Because u playin and also we just met
>>34841365Im not gay
So pissed off rn and
>>34841365because im about to go to bed
>>34841357no i am doing it right loll i get all the attention from my bf and we dont have sex i convinced him its not important and he agreed so im content, other girls still faking and trying to cosplay as his fav pornstar and their men still leave oopsie
>>34841361Why is the hon crying at me, must be having its period.
>>34841365Because I'm not fat and you wouldn't want to hold my hand irl
>>34841370Plap
>>34841370Anon got so mad they died
>>34841332I'd love to see you bouncing off the wallsTake you out to a nature trail It would be fun I think
>>34841373I have a penis and testicles chief
>>34841327>instead of getting rejected on a phone, get rejected dozens of times in one nightYeah no thanks
>>34841372Have you tried pussy?
>>34841372Oh so he has a porn addiction with a death gripThanks for outing him femanon
>>34841361You’re not arguing with the guy who posted the drawing. I didn’t want to catch a ban.https://files.catbox.moe/tv806l.jpeg
>>34841372Weird larp>>34841378>bouncing off the walls??? Are you implying you want to take me out to the woods and beat the shit out of me or? I'm not understanding what you mean by that.
>>34841370What's pissed you off?
>>34841371>because im about to go to bedGoodnight anon! Sleep tight!Remember you are manually blinking! Manually breathing! Your tongue isnt resting comfortably in your jaw! And don't forget that there is 33% chance to see a floating disembodied head of a ghost child with hollowed eyes at 3am so don't be awake and do not look at any mirrors!
>>34841383Looks absolutely nothing like the drawing. Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse
>>34841379A troon that has mental damage to the point its IQ is nearing sub zero levels, not surprising.
>>34841296It's hard for me to imagine a functioning human being with drive and desires but without a shred of humanity left in them. And I would think low humanity would just make the run to cyberpsychosis shorter.But maybe you're right. Maybe it's starting with high initial level of humanity that makes a mind susceptible to fail catastrophically due to cybertrauma.
>>34841388>Remember you are manually blinking! Manually breathing! Your tongue isnt resting comfortably in your jaw!that doesnt work on me>And don't forget that there is 33% chance to see a floating disembodied head of a ghost child with hollowed eyes at 3amhis name is fred
>>34841389I used a different (uglier) pic for reference for the drawing, so my expression was a little different.I'm pretty sure that guy has brown eyes, doesn't he?
>>34841390I wanna see your mouth damaged by my massive fucking cock
>>34841327Women do not like norwood 7
>>34841385>woods and beat the shit out of me or?Have you ever been on a hike before?Maybe a walk?Tell me have you ever been outside your home before?
>>34841393He has green but my point is the shape looks similarAlso this pic is way uglier than the drawing don't play dumb
Other women, is this >>34841343 true?
I'm about to eat a freakin hamburger.
>>34841396I'm the backpacker femanon.
>>34841327>want to date women>remember they're women>suddenly lose all interest and gain fatigue for no reasonLadies you have to stop hanging out with eachother. Each of you is carrying pheromones of countless women, it's dreadful.
>>34841365You're all the way over there.
>>34841400sheesh idk would it make u mad if it were true?
>>34841400It's not true
>>34841399>Also this pic is way uglier than the drawing don't play dumblol you didn't see the other two thirds of the neckbeard I used as a reference for the drawing. Take my word for it.
>>34841400Not for me. I love all aspects of sex except for the cleanup.
>>34841400Don't reply to yourself to farm engagement that's embarrassing
Men. Is it common to still miss your ex from 4+ years ago, even when you're engaged now?
The real blackpill is that all women think like that. If you stopped having sex with your wife or gf she wouldn't bat an eye, she'd be relieved even.
>>34841327I’ve been to these. You don’t have anything in common, aren’t compatible and/or don’t find them attractive. It’s an expensive social hangout, It’s better to stay at home and take your chances on apps.It kinda reminds me of being a kid and your parents would drag you along to social events you didn’t give a fuck about.
>>34841405It would surprise me greatly.
>>34841411No? lol.>engagedWhat did I do to deserve this punishment?
>>34841407No shit. I'm talking about the eye exclusively
>>34841411yeah, the first one never leavesyou're only there because she isnt
moids be like: let me generalize all women with rude shallow things then be upset when women arent nice to me!
>>34841411I've never proposed to a woman, but I wouldn't be paying any mind whatsoever to any of my exes if I had. But then again, my last serious relationship was over four years ago.If you're engaged to a guy doing this I wouldn't say it spells doom for your marriage, but you should talk to him about it.
>>34841413Yepp. And some women never want to admit it because they don't have boyfriends and they will never admit it when guys are watching because then she loses her one and only poker chip to play she needs men to believe she is super into sex to get the guy
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>>34841422Babe, just date me. I'll never generalize foids ever again.
>>34841411Yeah
>>34841394>agp is seethingNobody wants to see your axe wound, get back in the sewers and don't come back kek.
>>34841422Are you upset you are being presented as being asexual?
>>34841429Speak up bro I can't hear you over your slobbin on my rod
i don't at all mind slight balding/mature hairlines and have found it attractive before. i feels like this supposedly rare trait is wasted on me.>tfw managed to get a who upon meeting his family, is never balding ever
>>34841447wow ignore the typos i need to go to sleep
>>34839875MYes but I don't know if it'd be a happy relationship or more like a business/political marriage
>>34839906MYes, but I'm pretty sure she has the incest taboo
>>34840979No. It takes 2 hours once a week to wash and iron and hang everything. And I'm mostly just waiting on machines for those two hours, doing something else. What good are you?
Do all women want to be fucked like Gattouz?
