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Taking femanon's treats for myself.
First for holding hands with femanon
foids look at you like this a day before breaking up after 2 years of dating
>>34841436And?
Remember men this is how she feels about you
>>34841436I'd get her pregnant with a balls deep creampie and abandon her
girls you caused this
State Gender, Who are your male and female celebrity lookalike? https://starbyface.com/
>>34841439Poll slop bait
I am the 7%. AMA.
>>34841442I'm not putting my face in that
I want to hear more about this "emotional high that sex can bring". How do you bring that without sex?
I’m so exhausted I don’t know from what
>>34841446buy a bionicle
>>34841448Something in your life is going very wrong and your subconscious knows it.
>>34841448How's>work>hobbies>friends>relationships>sleep>diet
>>34841402Oh that's coolI was talking with another femanon about hiking the appalachian trailI was trying to decide on toe socks. Mind weighing in? I am looking at this pair, but I dont know a good company
>>34841448Drink more water
>>34841455Shit looks fruity asf
>>34841450nta but which one would you buy. I feel like I'll be the ur-millennial manchild if I allow myself to re-buy one that I used to own as a kid
>>34841436Finally making up her mind and deciding on doing what needs to be done is a relief.
>>34841441i would never..
>>34841439duh moids are horny dogs
I'm starving
×FIRESIDE POSTוState Gender•Tell your story, how did you find your way to 4chan? What voids does this website fill for you, (fem)anons?
>>34841442MLast time I answered this question I received the reply>Eww
>>34841462anything for my femanon who is perfect
>>34841465Shut up
>>34841457Yeah I usually just use regular wool socks when huntingBut a full hike of the Appalachian trail needs specialty equipment Just getting opinions on it
Dow women find it annoying men simping involuntarily at all hours of the day?
pinch moid's nipples
>>34841442MaleChris Pratt
>>34841471>typo and broken englishgomen...
Bleeding to death in the snow on the beach at night >>>>>>
>>34841472Revenge pinch on foid's nipples (both)
>>34841472*ow!* slap foid like a mosquito
>>34841474wow lets start dating asap pls pls pls
>>34841465I found 4chan via furry porn site which I found when I was 12. Somehow I'm not a furry but let's just say I had a strange phase from age 11-13
>>34841465Mtumblr
>>34841442MaleLouis CKIt's rough out here man
>>34841455That was me.What are they made of and how thick are they? They look comfy enough and the tighter bit around the midfoot is good but they look pretty textured, not something I'd want to wear for 10 hours of hiking. I have injinji sock liners they're really thin and I can wear my regular hiking socks over them. Some people complain about them and say they wear out fast but mine lasted me a long time. I'd recommend doubling up instead of just wearing toe socks the double layer will help with heel blisters. Thin toe socks inside out on the inside, good medium cushion wool socks right side out on the outside. A lot of people prefer a shorter sock, not an ankle sock I think the ones I get are called micro-crew length. Covers the ankle bone but doesn't squeeze your calf.
>>34841482gay?
Femanons are all basically lesbians because none of you like men
>>34841487probably cuz u call all the ones who do like men gay -_-
>>34841465MI found out about it twenty years ago on Encyclopedia Dramatica.I saw my stepdad reading ED on the family desktop one day and asked him what he was laughing at, and he said maybe the worst thing he could have in response:>Don't worry about it.He and my mom are both still terminally online and were back then. They met on The Portal of Evil and also used Something Awful.My stepdad still posts there, but my mom has been posting on an offsite ever since LF was deleted.I also posted on SA for a while, but I've been lurking here since I was very underage and have been posting here off and on since I was a teenager. In my early thirties now.
>>34841487I liked one but he doesn't want me any more and I don't want anything to do with the rest of you.
>>34841485No.
Bro I'm 1789 motherfuckers would cross an undeveloped USA for months in decomposing leather boots or whatever and not give a shit, this shit is NOT necessary for walking a cute little nature trail.
>>34841489I do NOT call you gay and I lose sleep flirting with you. just sayin!
Femanons, you're at risk of plappititus
>>34841495Lmao
>>34841492>I don't want anything to do with the rest of youWhy are you here?
>>34841492Hey
How do I stop being foidsexual. I only like girls on the chan and not elsewhere.
>>34841494>and not give a shitYeah, no. You also don't know how many succumbed to injuries.
>>34841455Double layer socks are good for hiking - or you can go the whole hog and wear two pairs, of course. Inner layer should be wicking, outer layer non-absorbent.
>>34841465FI think I heard a classmate mention /b/ and was curious if it was really as fucked up as they said? This was in high school in like 2008. I promptly got an in school suspension for taping a couple pictures of pedobear on the inside of stall doors in the girls bathroom. It allows me to socialize in a stress free, consequence free, and obligation free environment. Even less pressure than having a pen pal you just hop on and talk to whoever is here.
>>34841492So are you a lesbian now?
>>34841494Can you match your actions with your enthuisasm though?
>>34841465FI've always been aware of 4chan because my dad is a 4chan user lol
>>34841499You're not real on the internet.>>34841507No lol. I barely qualify as bisexual I'm switching to hermit mode not lesbianism.
>>34841503You actually hate women. You just like to chase.
>>34841492How'd that happen? I used to want a femanon but don't anymore.
>>34841509>I've always been aware of 4chan because my dad is a 4chan user lolGrim
>>34841484>What are they made of and how thick are they?Wool, and they are thin.It sounds like you almost want the toe sock to be a wicking sock because of it being on the interior.>injinjiNever heard of them beforeThey look good though I just saw this pair which is the Run Lightweight Mini‑CrewThe material should help it breathe betterWhat do you think?
>>34841506>It allows me to socialize in a stress free, consequence free, and obligation free environment.>you just hop on and talk to whoever is hereThat's a good way of putting it.
Someone once called me the weirdest person they knew and ngl it was the greatest compliment I'd ever received
>>34841509That's so crazy ahaha. I'm the guy who mentioned SA in his reply and my stepdad has called 4chan "a young man's game" before lol
>>34841494Necessary? No. Does better more lightweight gear make the experience more enjoyable? Absolutely.>>34841513He dumped me, we don't need to talk about it I've complained about it plenty on here.
>>34841446How can I experience something without having to experience it.
>>34841505Any idea on length?Should the outer one cover the calf or just two low cut socks
>>34841510>You're not real on the internet.Doesn't make me any more pleasant.
>>34841465MaleMy older brother was using 4chan when I was 14 in 2009. I have been using it ever since. What peaked my interest was learning to communicate with difficult people. I figured if my older brother is incredibly smart the people here would be as well.
Women, do (You) think every time a man masturbates to you he steals some of your soul energy?A woman on youtube brought this theory to my attention.
Femanon giving hot librarian rn
>>34841495well that makes you one of the rare nice anons, ty
>>34841522That's what I wanna know too.
>>34841525>I figured if my older brother is incredibly smart the people here would be as well.You figured wrong
A day will come when you will have to stand up to defend your values. You might not think that you have any worth protecting or that you will be scared but fear not, I will be there. I, along with more of your bothers and sisters will raise the banner that will fly high carried by the winds of change and beat upon drums of war and you will feel empowered. You will grab your chance to be immortalised. You will not falter or back down before anything. You will have a purpose.
>>34841436One of the absolute prettiest people ever in porn.Her type is unbeatably beautiful.
MenIs this true?
>>34841535Yes
>>34841535lots of lust and violent thoughts
>>34841523Longer will help protect you from ticks. But it depends how hot it's going to be.
>>34841533what if i dont have any values i just kinda go w the flow
>>34841535Yes it's true it's not as blunt or crude but the aching desire to have a fight or do damage and hurt others + lustful hunger to fuck a woman into a coma starts at puberty
>>34841535More like KMS KMS KMS
>>34841530yw
>>34841514He's cool>>34841520Lol it is interesting to hear about someone else with terminally online parents. It seems quite rare
>>34841533Nigga all I do is jerk off
>>34841541I will light a fire deep inside of you.
>>34841535No. There was a lot of lust, in my case, but no rage.
>>34841465M>How did you find your way to 4chanFriends older brother showed us this site when we were 12. Browsed /b/ a little bit. Get boredSophomore in high school, come back to the site out of boredom but also decided that I want to look better. Get into /fa/ and learn about palewave and lunarcore. Forget about the site for another 5 or 6 years.Mega depressed, come to /adv/ for advice (bad idea) and stumble upon this thread after a few weeks. Been here for like 3 years now.>What void does this website fill for youLets me shitpost and get my thoughts out
>>34841465FScrolling through Reddit, found adv, like that I can be anon.
>>34841535It continues after puberty
>>34841547I will make you roar.
>>34841516>mini crewThose are more like ankle socks, the ones I think are too short. I mean you can get gaiters too but I'd get slightly taller ones so debris doesn't get up in there. They didn't look very thin based on the pic but I'll take your word for it. That's my main concern, that you're not wearing 2 pairs of bulky socks. Wool is moisture wicking too, and smells better for longer. I'd say whether you go synthetic or wool is a personal preference thing.Also, you might think you want waterproof shoes. You don't.
>>34841546You and I are among the oldest second-generation posters, most likely. It is very rare, but I guess if either of us have kids there will continue to be more of them lol
>>34841442i look like fucking bruno mars
>>34841555Nigga trust me I already do
>>34841549It's ok anon we are anons and the women won't care we can admit it we have the desire to kill deep down but we control it that's why we invented codes of honor and all that. Besides it's not like the foids give a fuck they binge watch violent men on Netflix for entertainment they enjoy it
>>34841559are u the swole brown anon from the other day?
>>34841527I keep jerking off to my crush and every day she grows stronger
I'm grateful to all the racists that chose peace in my life, that took a lot of restraint.
>>34841540Yeah that's trueIts probably going to be a lot of switching im starting early April, in Georgia. It will be hot for sure quite a few days. I've never done this before so I'm trying to prepare
>>34841563Negative ghostrider
>>34841535MIt was less KILL for me and more VIOLENCE! ANGER! HORNY! ANGER! ANGST! etc rinse and repeatI've always been a sissy bleeding heart high and mighty type and never really let it get all the way to kill, just anger
>>34841560You shall see.
>>34841565Tell us about which minority gave you this revelation
>>34841556>Also, you might think you want waterproof shoes. You don't.Really? Could you, explain.I'm not too familiar with longer hikes.
>>34841535Before Puberty>Lonely Lonely Lonely, I wish I had friends, Lonely Lonely LonelyDuring Puberty>Lonely Lonely Lonely, I wish I had friends and a girlfriend, Lonely Lonely Lonely
pinch moid's cheeks
>>34841561Bro since when was this about women, some men are just like that
>>34841452Cool>>34841453MehGoodGood I thinkGreatGood enoughGood
>>34841483How old are you?
>>34841577Tickle foid's sides
>>34841442>Who are your male and female celebrity lookalike?Apparently I just look like every black bitch ever.
>>34841573Them niggas.
>>34841535is that what puberty is normally like? i never remember being moody and was never described as such i was always pretty damn quiet and never 'rebelled' (hello no social skills or life experience as an adult)
>>34841492You women only ever have a pool of a few gus you like and the rest can die in a war
>>34841465MI think it was when somebody somewhere else mentioned it and then I just stayed nearly two decades ago.Luckily, I wasn't an impressionable teen by then, so it did not influence me much in a negative way.I got into a subculture that was intriguing, but honestly really fucking weird. And I'm glad I'm mostly out of it by now. I've met some really important people in my life from 4chan, which might sound stupid. I got hurt, but also met some exceptionally funny and nice people.There are times when I spend way too much time here and then times when I am barely even checking.I still have some emotional attachment to people I wonder if I will ever see them again, but don't want to contact directly in private.I'm honestly way too old to still be here and sometimes I think it brands me as a mental loser, even if my life didn't really go terrible in any way.
>>34841580Sounds like life is perfect lol. Keep ignoring whatever it is you're ignoring or repressing
Why can't femoids be more like anime women?
>>34841586Funny how nothing is ever good enough for whiny males. It's a bad thing if she has liked too many men, but if she has only liked one man then you'll whine and scream too lmao.
>>34841589Bad bait
>>34841589Because real life women love their vanity and can never be as innocent minded as anime girls
>>34841589She can go fuck her self as well
>>34841595HOLY FUCKING BASEDI KNEEL
>>34841529>Femanon giving hot librarian rnThank you, it's the dark academia black turtle neck and plaid flannel ankle-length skirt, with thick-rimmed glasses and hair put up in a neat bun with two strands hanging down and framing my face.
>>34841595No, she can't take my job away.
>>34841597slut strands....
>>34841595I... he's...! This guy is fucking based!!
"buy a gun" the voice in my mind says
>>34841527If she filmed that, It's just engagement bait.. Every single man falls for engagement bait if it's a woman and that's why so many women make so much money off of this shit
>>34841601That escalated quickly. Last thread it was a sword.
FoidsWhy do you still want men? we admit we are violent we admit we are lustful we know females are more aesthetic and now you have your rubber dildos and your voting rights do why do you still annoy us and chase us?
I need a smoke
I'm sad, can moids cheer me up pls
real life men are so unintelligent & love complaining more than any woman i know. i just pretend they aren't really like that most of the time since it's quite sad.
>>34841597Do all lesbians possess the male gaze ',:-|
>>34841575They'll keep your feet wet longer and hold the sweat in. Great way to get trench foot. My trail runners dry out a lot faster. If I have cross a creek I let my shoes sit in the sun while I eat lunch, change into dry socks and I'm pretty much good to go.
>>34841607Smoke me ~~
>>34841465F. I wanted male attention from a space that I thought was edgy and cool at the time.
>>34841601Mine keeps telling me to “get more chocolate” who am I to argue
>>34841608I can't even cheer myself up
>>34841442FWho is Lily Aldridge
>>34841609>She said while making a complaint Now the smoothest tampon in the purse are you
>>34841605And before that some worthless Chinese multi tool shovel thing.
>>34841614Muah
>>34841608What are we your clowns?
>>34841608Took this photo today.
>>34841591The problem isn't that a woman has a small pool of menIs that every woman's small of men contain the same menYou can see where the issue lies since a lot of us have no pool to go to
>>34841621why do you keep track of anons who want to buy weapons
>>34841613As in knock your lights out
>>34841606If you're the kind of creature that thinks women chase men and not the other way around, you've been lied to and manipulated by the Tranny Cult.
>>34841624thats really cute thx anon>>34841623no u are my friends
>>34841609If you notice a lot of men complaining, you probably are being stereotyped as a nurturing person. Just be more upfront as to how you'd like to be treated and they'll mellow out.
>>34841535no. horny, yes, but it never decreased. not violent at all
>>34841608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMugNO2nasMWhat are you sad about anon
>>34841624aw theyre cute
>>34841629I've only ever been asked out by girls never asked a single one out
>>34841620>male starts immediately whiningalready got one.
>>34841612Good to knowThanks for the tips Backpacker femanonI'll keep them in mind for my trip next year.Maybe we will see each other out there, who knows.Have a great rest of your week
Women, what's the best post in the following thread?>>>/gif/31016175
I can't even eat my food near her without messing up
>>34841626I don't think a shovel is a weapon.But maybe if you're a woman, walking at night, it'd be a decent way to defend yourself.
>>34841535Men who replied yes to this, do you consider yourselves sadists? Do you fantasize about violence throughout the day and to help you sleep at night?
>>34841638>already got one.you got me but it won't get your father to be proud of you sweetheart
>>34841601i have a gun. but i'm not going to shoot myself with it.
>>34841622I meant specifically sexual attention, but thanks.
>>3484158129 but my hairline is pretty rough for my age
>>34841535I don't ever remember being violentI was horny all the time though
>>34841625No. That is true for men, chase the same woman all other men are chasing and then cry that its womens fault you're having competition. Grow a braincell.
Femanon, I'm taking you to IHOP what do you want?
>>34841643anything can be a weapon!
>>34841640Is there any interracial? I'm not wasting my time going through it to check.
>>34841561you are deeply retarded, you knowi do have PLENTY of fantasies, very detailed, on how i would like to poke the eyes of those who wronged me so that they have to suffer for the rest of their lives. Or just fantasies of brutal murder in general, on humans and dogs. but none of that was present at my puberty. It's a new addition that appeared after the age of 30.not everybody is an impulsive retard like you
>>34841630Fine I apologize I didn't realize we were so close.Please take this picture as compensation
>>34841652I'm european idk what they sell... just get me something yummy pls
>>34841644>do you consider yourselves sadists? Do you fantasize about violence throughout the day and to help you sleep at night?No I am not a sadist but yes I do fantasize about violence typically before bed and have been doing so for decades every other night. Most men anticipate violence because that's how we are wired there's an interesting psychological observation that when men interact with other men there is a subconscious suspicion that they may be punched even if that other man is someone they know it's just primal reptile male brain running in the background which we need to be good at spotting for threats. Our same deep bond with violence is the very thing that enables us to protect others when needed
>>34841465MaleFriend in high school was posting on /b/ when I was hanging out with him. I thought it was really funny. Went home and checked it out for myself and the combo of dark humor and porn was like crack for a teenage boy.Nowadays I guess I use it because there is nowhere else on the internet that I can be truly unfiltered in what I say. Also since it's anonymous and not monetized in any way I think people are much more genuine here than something like Twitter.
>>34841632I think it's just male nature. They say women are emotional, but women know how to not show negative emotions to not inconvenience others all the time. Men just cry and scream whenever there's the slightest inconvenience tho and make it everyone elses problem.
>>34841657Okay.
>>34841651When is this ever the issue?
>>34841652The new chicken fingers that reviewbrah tried.
>>34841639You too! Remember to follow leave no trace principles and embrace type 2 fun (sucks while you're in it but adds drama to the story you'll eventually tell about it) <3
>>34841608https://youtu.be/2FspwOKfGPY
>>34841660Men are emotional because they want to punch stuff but that's against the rules. In prehistoric times they solved problems by punching stuff.
>>34841654Hello, JH.
>>34841640Only checked a few. The ass licking one was pretty good
>>34841664Nta I haven't seen his video yet, thanks for reminding me.
>>34841645>it's a man with daddy issues like every guy in the threadHope you get that therapy soon anon.
>>34841664Sure thing.
Can't really show off my charisma through the computer screen.
>>34841644>do you consider yourselves sadists?No but I would enjoy hurting some people >Do you fantasize about violence throughout the day and to help you sleep at night?Yes
>>34841656very cute, have u posted kitty before? ive seen several black cats lately on atoga>>34841634>>34841666much appreciated anons <3
>>34841608Any day you are walking above is a good day.
>>34841648That must be rough, but I doubt you look old
>>34841674That can get pretty frustrating. I come across much more deadpan in text than I do in real life.
>>34841586 Why would being dumped make me pro war? Also that's just how humans work. You pick a few favorites, a general group to belong to, and the rest can fuck off.
When will I ever get over him?
>>34841663Didn't even realize you were just baiting. 6/10.
>>34841611>Do all lesbians possess the male gazeNot all, but plenty. It's a real point of contention among a lot of lesbians who feel like it's wrong to objectify other women despite plenty of those women being okay with being objectified when it's by a woman.>>34841640>Women, what's the best post in the following thread?Jia Lissa in the maid costume eating out her porn star friend in the bathroom while Liya Silver breaks the radiator.>>34841652>Femanon, I'm taking you to IHOP what do you want?Tres leches pancakes
>>34841669Answer the question.
>>34841442MAl pacino
>>34841652I bet everything in there would give me diabetes and/or colon cancer
>>34841465MWoW guildmates were all 4channers when I was 12/13.>What voids does this website fill for youCommunity engagement with media. I was on /a/ for death note and code geass and /tv/ for the end of 24 and Lost. Weekly discussions and speculah were everything to me and it's why I hate binge culture so much. Also korea time on /v/ and /vg/ for starcraft>>34841535During puberty I was only violent when others were violent toward me. It was more about being horny
>>34841682Time has to pass, and you have to meet someone else.
>it's the feminine maleanon rage hours
Men,Who's "the one that got away?" Tell me about her.
>>34841677The black pussy has become popular on /atoga/ I see
>>34841652I haven't been to an IHOP in like 10 years uh, French toast and hash browns please?
>>34841680I have the opposite issue lol. I think the way I talk irl is just too monotone
>>34841666Wtf is that thing.
>>34841609>real life menAre you saying that is not the case for the men here on 4chan?Because I don't think I agree with that implication.>>34841672nta but hey, I have a good relationship with my dad!
>>34841691bros...
>>34841677>much appreciated anons <3Glad to hear it. I enjoyed the other guy’s bearcat video too
>>34841697her name is popcorn.. dont be rude
>>34841677I think it's one guy Also rip mark
Pet owners of ATOG, would you date someone emotionally indifferent to pets? I don’t get any of the emotional “this brings meaning to my life!” Stuff that other pet owners have. I don’t own pets but I was tasked to take care of a friends dog for a year when he was sick and the dog came out better trained and mentally/physically stimulated than before. I’ve also loved as the main caretaker of cats when my grandmother was on her deathbed (well, it took a while for her to die, but she was bed ridden)In other words, I won’t ever love your pet like you do, I won’t be the “I’m a dog dad!” Guy, I won’t be the “snuggles and kisses on the bed with Henry the Labrador!” Guy outside of rare moments, but I will take care of a pets needs and go above and beyond when needed
>>34841672Nice deflect no I have a good dad try again
>>34841682I don't know, but you will. It has to be possible or I'm just going to kms.
>>34841701Yeah but what does it do
I want to worship Zeus.
>>34841697An ex and I were watching something on TV where they talked about those things: binturongs aka bearcats. They smell like buttered popcorn apparently, hence the one in the video’s nameApparently when I work up a sweat and get all stinky I smell like popcorn so she gave me a good teasing about that
>>34841706its best
>>34841703I'm currently going through this as a non pet owner. I'm allergic to cats and dogs and I've been dating a girl for long enough that we're discussing moving in together. She has a cat though, and she is adamant that she can't give it to someone else and move in with me, but neither of us want me to be sick all the time, so we're not really sure what to do.
>>34841658>>34841675Huh, this is fascinating to me because I fantasize about violence often to relax/sleep/get off and consider myself an evil sadistic pervert.Maybe I should just consider myself a masculine woman and not feel so guilty.
>>34841703While I appreciate that you take the responsibility seriously people like this make me deeply uncomfortable.
>>34841703No
>>34841692She was the love of my life. We thought we'd be together forever. We lived in a fantasy. Where ideals beat out against realism. Then when truth came knocking she made the hard choice to face it. It took me years to fully grasp what had happened during that time. I had failed and she didn't want to live that life with me. It hurt, I'm hurt. Learning to close that chapter and heal is a journey. But I'm glad at the end of the day she was in my life.
How do I get a more stoic and "cool" personality? I know a couple people who are like that but it really looks like they were just born with it.
>>34841697it's a binturong
>>34841718bee urself!
>>34841703MNo, I could never be with a woman like that.
>>34841717What did you do?
>>34841714Interesting. Why? I will say I don’t have many emotional needs outside of friends and family. I have passing interest in the 3 big life stuff- Pets, Kids, Partners. Meaning I sometimes think about having them, but I definitely don’t care as much as the average person.
>>34841718Every time something would annoy you or piss you off, just let it go. Nothing is really that big a deal unless you let it be. One caveat: some things are actually big deals and you should react accordingly.
>>34841683Every single womam here is hung up about one guy and complain about unwanted attentionSo acting like men only ever give attention to a few womenIt doesn't add up
>>34841703No, sorry. It will end in endless fights
>>34841713You are a bulldyke
Wonder if it would be ok for me to sacrifice animals to Zeus.
>>34841684>Tres leches pancakesThey ran out do you just want Carmel drizzle on plain pancakes instead?
>>34841692oh, so many of them got away i wouldn't know where to start.the most recent one is a HOT italian, short, extremely my type, with similar spark and craving for life to mine, similar approach to job and living in general.she's violently lesbian of course
>>34841685There's a SEA/White one
>>34841705I wish I had the courage to kill myself. I cant live without him.
>>34841702No, I have two of my own but haven’t posted em itt. That guy’s is named Raven I believe unless I’m thinking of a fourth black catWe apparently have spooky tastes in cats itt in any case
>>34841681Again as I said here >>34841625If every woman's pool is basically the same guys. Then most of us are just destined to be alone
>>34841727Wait, how would that situation end up in fights?
>>34841713I don't get off to the violence sexually I know some other men who do though those men were ones who had saw a lot of violence growing up and it became familiar and an old comfort so it bled into their libido or something. Sex drive looks for comfort to operate abd if violence is an old comfort that's what it will go for. You should never feel bad for fantasy anyway it's just fantasy
>>34841718You have to be born like that otherwise you're larping and a cringe pretender
>>34841718Smoke cigarettes
>>34841692I thought I had one, but I came to my senses. She never cared for me like I care for her and never will.
>>34841723GrowI allowed my self to stagnant and metaphorically speaking atrophy.She recognized it and attempted in her own broken way to help me out. However, she herself was broken. So it wasn't much good or help.At the end I wouldnt see what needed to be done but she could.
>>34841692Huge crush on a online voice actress who used to record porn audios. We messaged a bit. Feel like I could possible gotten somewhere with here if I wasn't such a huge sperg and fumbled it. Realistically that's probably delusion, but out of all the crushes I've had, she's the one that always comes to mind first.
>tfw no expressionate bf who doesn’t care abt stoicism
>>34841718Might not be the exact same, but People say I’m like this. In reality im an autistic loner who just doesn’t care enough about a lot of shit. Why would I worry about this to the point of annoyance when I could be doing something better with my time?
>>34841745Hey
>>34841703i once told my gf that it's either me or a dog.i love all the animals except dogs that i hate with passion, the dirty dumb whoreswe broke up for different reasons but i'm nearly certain she would have gotten that dog at some point, only to discover how serious i was
>>34841743Not grow*My bad
>>34841588I hate my house
>>34841745I actually do care about stoicism but I’m a very expressive person. I’m not emotionless but I try to keep a level head and agree with a lot of what’s said in the enchiridion
>>34841730Nah, I'll take double blueberry
>>34841725Ty. I think I'm already more on the chill side when interacting with people I know. But if it's someone I don't already know well, I get awkward and honestly my social IQ becomes zero. I cope by talking less and listening more in those situations, but it also leads to me not making new friends for the past 5 years.
>>34841731How did she get away if you were never a contender to begin with?
>>34841703MI'd date you if you were F.
>>34841751Move out
>>34841752why though? why not just be yourself>>34841747hi~
>>34841692Don't have one. Closest thing was when I was an intern and two cute girls around my age got hired, we give us each other looks but I didn't do anything because I wanted to get hired. I didn't get the job or fuck any them lmao
>>34841718be in control of the situation and be certain that whatever happens, there will be solution.this requires removing yourself from some situations entirely and building self confidence
>>34841703I don’t think I’ve ever met a self described dog parent in real life who wasn’t like any other boring owner. Just because you dote about your dog slightly more doesn’t mean shit Karen! I don’t dote like a little Gaylord and my dog has a better life than yours!
>>34841747Would a true stoic have even said anything to that?
>>34841718By acting like the person you want to be seen as. Fake it till you make it.
>>34841745Bitches want this until he starts crying over nothing like a bitch
>>34841758Can’t no monay
>>34841754Syrup?Or are you raw dogging this like last night?
>>34841765no one cries over nothing, theres always a reason, no matter how small.
>>34841759>why though? why not just be yourselfI am very myself, but I like what Epictetus says in the enchiridion. I like that kind of stoicism: trying be conscious of what you can reasonably change, trying to respond mindfully to one’s emotions, not coveting what others have etcI don’t like the I’m le stonefaced cool guy phony style stoicism
>>34841756wait, i may be misundertanding this phrase then.is it not about the people we wanted to fuck but couldn't?
>>34841724>don't have many emotional needs>I definitely don't care as much as the average personThat's why.
A lot of you autists don't even know what stoicism means I'm sorry but if you are a sperg please never read philosophy you will only ever read it at face value. Stoicism is a out emotional regulation that means using emotions readily for the right purpose. Retards think it means suppression
>>34841735It isn't, that's just because you decide to have a certain autistic world view and disregard all evidence that points against it while engaging in black and white thinking.I have rarely seen a guy chasing the woman no one wants, *only* the most highly sought after instagram-tier women that he certainly knows other men are currently chasing, but doesn't care since men don't mind being kind of a cuck. But it doesn't make it a universal truth, there are other ways of existing.
>>34841749I like dogs when they’re trained. I’ve met dogs that don’t understand boundaries and dogs that bark as if they’re the only being in the world, and both times I wanted to beat the shit out of the owner.
>>34841692NAGHe was my everything, more than he was willing to be. I wanted true love, something soulful and emmeshed, but it was a love he didnt believe in. I still cry every day.
i always found it a little unsettling when my classmates would cry in class if they got a meh grade, like girl you're a fully grown adult how are you crying over this it's not going to make or break you
>>34841766NtaMove in with bf?
>>34841766Be more responsible with your money
Being a stoic doesn't make you a .zombie. Pretty sure you just have ti accept that some things, like rain for example, are out of your control and you should not stress about it. For people you can point them in the right direction and be nice but if they refuse to listen or don't change well you tried. You can cry and be nice and love just dont let it control your life and rational thought. You're not some buddhist monk, now that is sick.
>>34841732Lame. Get me some rough white on black groping or never post a /gif/ link ITT again.
>>34841775Reverse psychology isn't going to work
>>34841692If you would have asked me this some years ago, I would have said somebody I met on 4chan.Took me way too long to realize that I was hoping for somebody unfortunately very mentally ill to get better and make the right decisions. Thus wasting several years of my life.Ironically, then I met somebody great also on 4chan who showed me being in love with somebody does not mean every day has to be a fight for attention.If you're meant to be with somebody, it's just much easier.
>>34841735That has literally nothing to do with the question I asked
>>34841421I dont understand this pic.
Okay ATOGA, how do we heal heterosexuality? It's clear that social constructs are waning, yet social contracts are still hanging on.Foids, what's the new etiquette for moids, how do they not piss you off. What is stuff they ought to uphold to be on good terms with you.Moids, what's the etiquette for foids, how do they not piss you off. What is stuff they ought to uphold to be on good terms with you.Take as much time as you like.
If i had a gun right now I'd blow my brains out 2bh
>>34841780Later >>34841781I’m very responsible
>>34841773Could I understand what about that is deeply uncomfortable? Maybe your point t of view could change my mind or maybe understand myself deeper
>>34841790You mean the fact it's a bait?
>>34841775Why would I chase a woman I don't want. Stupid.
>>34841778It does
>>34841792really?
>>34841741I feel like I'll certainly forever be a sperg if I know I started smoking cigarettes just to become cooler.
>>34841786>Ironically, then I met somebody great also on 4chan who showed me being in love with somebody does not mean every day has to be a fight for attention.I haven’t met her yet but have reached this same conclusion about the last woman I wasted my time on. It shouldn’t be a struggle every day.
if i had a gun i'd rob a bank and use the money to make all the moids happy and that they never have to work ever again
>>34841791MSorry I don't give a shit your post reeks of people pleasing heterosexuality isn't broken but the minds of /ATOGA/ are
>>34841792What if you just blew me instead?
>stoike men
>>34841778Because when you're young that's your whole world.
>>34841788Responded to the second partWar thing is a bit extreme but as you said you're uncaring towards my existenceIf 30% of men killed ourselves tonight, you'd feel nothing
>>34841802Keep your crime money.
>>34841785That goes for you.
>>34841794>I’m very responsibleUh huh. Start saving if you hate living with your parents
>>34841795Nothing against you it's just kind of school shooter vibes.
>>34841791MI dont know what psychopathic study you are runningBut I'm submitting a complaint to the ethics board4Chan isn't a lab rat
>>34841804Not a fag
>>34841802Fork over that crime money
>>34841801Yeah and it's a revelation when it does happen just so naturally to have attraction for each other and showing it.You're not going to get any prizes for sticking with somebody who is barely emotionally available, there is no "mission accomplished" at the end.
>>34841797Never believe what a man says or wants to think of himself, only look at his actions. They are always different from each other because men are retarded.
>>34841421What does it mean to be "performative" and how do you avoid this?Was talking to coworker about dating apps and she was saying how dire it is, then started showing me her app feed where she was showing some guys quote or line he had with his profile saying how it's performative etc.Wtf are you even supposed to do on these apps?
>>34841796And you're a transsexual
>>34841813I can call myself a woman for a minuteWhy do you care? you want to die
>>34841811Thats actually kind of insane. People like you make me deeply uncomfortable.
>>34841815No kidding. I wasted most of 2026 figuring this out.
>>34841803Nta but heterosexuality is genuinely broken. The gays and lesbians are doing alright but the straights are not okay.
>>34841807And why should I? They would get a passing "oh that's terrible" like when you hear about someone dying in their 40s and I'd move on with my day because I don't know you, don't care about you, and your existence or non-existence doesn't affect my daily life at all. Get over it? You don't have to care about random women you'll never meet either. I don't expect random strangers I've never met to give a shit about me why do you think you're special?
>>34841819Are you Indian?
>>34841820I could make this a murder suicide
>>34841817Are you saying I actually chase women I don't like
>>34841802I feel like there would be better uses for that money
>>34841692She became a Pharmicist, works long hours, is divorced, lives in an overpriced condo. But s h e used to blow me every single day and fucked like rabbits.
>>34841823The gays are dying of AIDs and touching kids and the dykes are domestically abusing each other and dying of obesity
>>34841818performative just means you followed advice instead of beeing yourself and it's obvious
Anorexia is very scary
>>34841821Glad we're on the same page. Stay away from me.
Hipsters ruined reading outside. Can't do it without getting a look.
>>34841828such as?
>>34841826Why not go for a penta?Why are you limiting yourself anon
>>34841833I already have..you give me school shooter vibes
>>34841692She didnt get away but a drunk driver took her from me. Killed in a head on collision.
>>34841692I dont think I ever had one that got away becasue I was never a contender in the first place
>>34841824Never said you had to careJust stating it as fact
>>34841832But hot
>>34841822Well, I hope your next relationship will be better. :)At least now you know what to look out for.
>>34841832Time for the tube anon
>>34841818>performative hatlolalso men are more attractive when they are a little scruffy, this "cute"/trendy look will always look kind of feminine bc of that. but i figure some women must be into it
>>34841692When I was 18, I nearly drowned at a lakeEvery day I wish I had drowned for real
>>34841838Noob
i just want a fat chick in dolphin shorts that's easy to talk to.
>>34841840>stating it as a fact You mean complaining like a preschooler who's still in their "but that's not fair!" phase.
>>34841810I have savings, but I’d lose them all if I started renting
>>34841818I think it means the antithesis to being "authentic". Basically if the gets the vibe that you do what you do to seem likeable rather than because that's who you truly are at your core.I think if women they are called "pickmes".
>>34841806i did that when i was like 16 not in my mid 20s. idk it's like so extra because they're still going to get a really good grade in the class but they break down anyways it almost annoys me if i didn't feel bad for them
Hi girls ! :3Uh, hey, everyone else, I guess
>>34841835Animal conservation
>>34841849Just lamenting that I'm not in anyone's pool
>>34841827More or less all men are into the same exact insta look. You can lie of course, that's the expected behavior lol.
>>34841853Manwhore
>>34841767That's what the double is. Blueberries in the pancakes and then blueberry syrup on top.>>34841818>What does it mean to be "performative" and how do you avoid this?Being performative is when you do and say things not because you actually think or feel that way, but to better appeal to others, usually women. They're the male equivalent of women who say they're "not like other girls" because they play video games and hate feminism.
>>34841834You're a hipster performing reading a book. If you were really reading the book you wouldn't notice the look.
>>34841830None of this is true, statistically. Plenty of reasons to hate gays, but this aint it.
She's like the wind
>>34841832Depends.If she still swallows your cum as part of her diet, it's fucking hot.
>>34841850Why? Plenty of other people dumber and poorer than you can do it.I hope you've talked to your boyfriend about this already.
>>34841859This.
>>34841832You reminded me I have chocolate milk thank you>>34841855Did it help? Do you feel any better? Or do you think it would have been better if you had a snack and played a videogame or watched something instead of screeching about it on a site where people are practically guaranteed to give you shit for your opinions?
>>34841859I am self conscious. I care about what other people think a lot.
>>34841853Hi girlies. Not boys
why is jerma so hot
Missing my bisexual boyfriend tonight. He was such a cute piece of ass.
>>34841866You on the other hand could have just ignored this comment yet you continue to respondWhy?
Both genders:If you had one adjective to describe your personality what would it be?Me: easygoing
>>34841867Just like the other hipsters.
>>34841870But he isn't.
>>34841870Funny white guy in decent shape
>>34841862It's like 6 calories if she can't mentally handle that then she needs to be hospitalized.
There’s literally 0 reason to ever approach a woman for a date. If she isn’t a friend or an acquaintance, please don’t approach a women with romantic interest. Men, how many times have you cold approached women this year?
>>34841873F. Reactive.
>>34841870ikr he is unironically a top celeb crush of mine
>>34841873MIntelligent
>>34841877That's the point, anon.
>>34841873MDepressed
>>34841863Of course
>>34841873M. Bawdy.
>>34841884And has he suggested you move in together or no?
>>34841878zero times
>>34841876his personality is definitely part of it. so down to earth and goofy. but i think he's very good looking too.>>34841880yesss
>>34841872To pass the time>>34841873Off-putting. Some people find it charming, most don't know what the fuck to do with me, and some people hate me almost immediately
>>34841873MNeurotic
>>34841873I don't know if I have a personality. I'm just me and act in the way I do that is natural to me. I don't know a better way to describe it or one word.
>>348418784 digits
>>34841852OhWell if it's uni then the stakes are even higher. Plus bitches will just be bitches
>>34841873MEccentric
>>34841878Nag but one time in college this guy was asking a random girl where the gym was and she looked really confused so I was like "I can take you there." Little did I know he was just trying to practice cold approaching women so when we got there I became the target and he asked me out on a date. Way to make a girl feel special lmao. Anyway dont do nice things for men, they usually have ulterior motives.
>>34841886Yes he can’t wait, but we have to wait a bit more
>>34841873FApathy
>>34841882So, not hot = requires medical attention? I don't think that was very clear lol.
State gender.What’s longest you’ve ever faked it till you makes it or “masked” successfully?M. My first job out of college I pretend to be a talkative fart style guy for about 2 years until I got a better job. In reality I don’t talk much, I’m not fratty at all, don’t particularly care about befriending my work mates.I do enjoy talking about sports and drinking though, which carried me.
>>34841873fretarded
>>34841878Why do the maleanons here like this one pretend to type like women and fail miserably? Why do they act like women I don't get it. Just pure mentall illness.
>>34841897How long have you two been dating?
*knocks on your window*where the anons at
>>34841873MUncool
Lot of self deprecating foids here tonight.
>>34841856I never said I didn't like hot girls. Are you fucking stupid
>>34841899I was primarily making a sex joke, don't think of it too deep.>>34841901Engagement bait. lol
>>34841873FKind.
Why do all the men here have AGP? Weird af
>>34841907I get critical of myself when I'm horny.
>>34841904Hi
>>34841900Why did you do that? When I'm masking I'm not inventing a new personality I'm pretending I'm fine with what's happening even though I want to cry and leave.
>>34841889Well then we're both wasting our time then
just fuck eachother already
>>34841912Lets fix that
>>34841902Are you autistic? Who said I’m pretending to be a woman. Im clearly a man. I’m just telling men to stop being retards.Go check into a mental institution.
>>34841909i couldn't think of a word.
>>34841870He's 5'5
>>34841871>Missing my bisexual boyfriend tonight. He was such a cute piece of ass.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_report
>>34841873MNonexistentI'm not a person. I have a body but I don't exist. There is no me
>>34841907Makes them easier to lay
>>34841921You feel that makes you retarded?
>>34841917Yeah but it kind of sounds like you're having a bad time. Maybe go do something else.
>>34841923and?
>>34841873MFuck da rulez
>>34841923Thats so hot babe
>>34841925Do you have thoughts?
i asked my cute female coworker about her vacations in Croatia, then i said i would like to see Poland, she said she would like to see Poland tooshes kinda flirty towards me at times and is confirmed single atm.Should i suggest we go take a plane flight to Kraków for a weekend and rail her stupid in hotel room
>>34841919You can't. I'm stuck this way.
You’re sitting on both cheeks right now, aren’t you, femanon?
>>34841939Not femanon but yes.
Time to draw instead of being pissed off
>>34841939If you knew what I was doing right now, you'd blush.
>>34841939im lying down
>>34841943Shitting your guts out is not sexy
>>34841938I'll give it my best shotI'm sure after just a few quick sessionsYou'll feel better in no time
I wish :3 was still an emo thing and not a femboy thing
>>34841947you're dumb.
>>34841935Outside of wanting to kill myself?Not really
>>34841947Femboy cats were clearly superior to the Tomboy dogs anon
>>34841861Gone.
>>34841947Shuddup foid :3
>>34841954swiss...
Sometimes I wonder how much they know
>>34841939I’m lying down, on my side.
why does my bf not bring up sex in our conversations anymore? it makes me feel undesired and i get shut down when I initiate.
I wish femanon complemented my blues socks from time to time. She doesn't have to, I'm sure she's busy enough as is.
Just bleed me dry already
>>34841937as somebody born in krakow, i would say it sounds like a fine idea.
>>34841959Be vaguer
>>34841962He wants me to swoop in and handle things.
I genuinely think most of you guys are low quality people. Would you agree with me?
>>34841962Did you get fat?
>>34841968Yes
>>34841968Yes. Including you.
>>34841692I dated a mildly popular ASMRtist (6 digit subscribers) for about six months. Not going to say who because she still creates content and people here would definitely know who she is. She's married now. She was very sweet, funny, cursed like a sailor which you would never guess if you saw her videos. We did a lot of nerdy shit together and were a good fit, but i was in a bad place at the time and still regret what could have been. I also cheated on her.
>>34841962sounds like he doesn't desire you anymore.alternatively, he may be stressed as fuck
Confrontation even over text makes me nauseous, I don't know how men do this sort of thing all the time.
>>34841975kill yourself cheater
My favorite aspect about my personality is my inability to answer any questions about myself or the things I love. You get an I don't know if you're lucky.
>>34841962So fucking owned. Kek.
>>34841968I'm not even a person
>>34841903Two minutes
>>34841968Relax, 5'3.
>>34841929Nothing interests meAnd why would it?
>>34841975>Anon dated Gibi
>>34841975Now I REALLY wanna know who it is.
>>34841977The consequences of avoiding difficult conversations often greatly outweigh the benefits of avoiding them.
>>34841965Jewish?
Have you played kim-ball as a kid?
>>34841968I try not to categorize people in such a way, but this place challenges my ability to find beauty in everything.
>>34841977What's there to be confrontational about?
>>34841977they don't, they are fucking pussies. as a confrontative guy myself it really happens rarely to engage in anything
wha makse ha periso n wha qual
>>34841977I like butting heads. Conflict makes me feel alive
meeting up with femanon and she treats me like a meat dildo and never contacts me again despite me quite liking her for her personality
>>34841977I receive gratification when reminding people I am right, especially when they have mistakenly forgotten that fact
>>34841992I’ve found people are a lot more chill in real life. Maybe people only pretend to be chill in person and keep their crazy thoughts to themselves, but if I didn’t use the internet I think my opinion of people would be much higher.
>>34841982Someone's in a hurry, sounds like. I'd get your own place first if I were you.
>>34841439>Remember men this is how she feels about youThis used to depress me severely, but now I think it's hot. Women are like hopeless addicts, hating what they can't live without, desperately wishing they could quit while knowing full well that they cannot.
>>34841966I wonder
>>34841989?fuck off, we hate the jewz. there is a handful of funny weirdos in funny hats coming to the ancient synagogue, that's it
>>34841968Not me. I am high quality.
>>34841986She had like several million. Its not her.
>>34841997They be doing shit like this fr
>>34841979This happens to me too as soon as someone asks I forget everything I've ever enjoyed and why I enjoyed it.
No more good will.
>>34842009Womp womp
>>34842009Did it close down?
>>34841999Youre absolutely right! Real life is very different from here and Im blessed to have such beautiful connections. People are good, at least most of us are trying to be.
>>34841983Women with that type of nose are hot
Not me, I'm Satan.
moids are you nice irl but evil and only post bait on 4chan?
>>34841968Yep
>>34842016Anons stay in doors
>>34842016I am nice and post bait both on 4chan and in real life
>>34842016>irl
>>34842016I’m nice both in irl and on online
>>34842000I might, that’s even more expensive though
>>34842016I'm only nice irl because I'd get my ass kicked if I acted how I wanted. If I was taller I wouldn't gaf.
>>34842016I'm nice irl and on 4chan. Theres no reason for me to be rude or hostile
atoga, i am evil moid.today i was driving to work and a pigeon flew right into my car front hood and got hit.i wasnt driving fast, but faster than speed limit there, which could potentially mean death to said pigeon.forgive me femanons
>>34842016>she thinks it's bait
>>34842025Being big and tall isn’t always a good thing. I’ve seen women avoid me just because they thought I was going to mug them.
>>34842027you are not forgiven
>>34842024None of your friends need roommates, I guess?I think being broke for a year would be worth it for you either way.
>>34842016I'm nice. Bought my two friends lunch and icecream today. I don't mind spending money on people I like. We had a good chat.
i hope all the nice anons are having good days <3
Men, if you were playing a game with your gf where she's on her phone on the couch and you come over and start eating her out while she tries to ignore you, how long can she actually ignore you before you feel bad and give up?
im generally trying to be nice and helpful but women take it as ulterior motive so its an ick.
>>34842033It’s sub bait from femanons who are desperate for a guy to be dominant.
>>34842036Thanks anon. I hope yours got better.
>>34842037shes getting flipped over and fuckedshe can continue playing her silly game
>>34842030I'd rather have that then people not even registering my presence
>>34842038Only loser women get grossed out by it. I’m serious.
State gender. Would you date a very neutral tone, neutral face person? And no, I don’t mean cold and emotionless, I met a very hot, fun neurodivergent woman who talks and acts very neutral/dry and it’s hard to not consider her boring.
>>34842032No and I hated living with roommates. I’d rather save up for a a house or having money for emergencies than live alone though
>>34842037Until she cums
>>34842041How long into it would that probably happen?
>>34842045what does it mean to be a loser woman
>>34842040>I hope yours got better.ty but my day today has always been good! maybe im being confused for another person who types in lowercase?
Im drunk and thinking about him again
>>34842050To be an asshole who projects her insecurities onto men.
>>34842049until im hard enough that underwear causes discomfort
>>34842037She would never do that because she would insist on freshening up first. Super conscious about her smell and taste even though I tell her it is not an issue.
>>34842046And I know I said fun, but specifically fun in what she does and says and her personality. But how she sounds, how she acts, how she reacts, how she shows emotions, are boring.
>>34842037She's not ignoring shit.
>>34842037That would be a dominance game. Stop listening to what she says she wants and give her whst she’s desperate for. But i wouldn’t do that until i already own her completely.
>>34842055Fuck you.
>>34842016You don't care.Stop asking questions you don't care to hear the answers of.
Are lawyers just french avocados?
>>34842046i talk and act very dry in person so
>>34842047Then keep saving, I guess.
>>34842046maleof course, i was chatting with this (in my opinion) cute girl from my other work departmentshe seemed kind of autistic and "slow" in a sense, but she was genuinely cute and seemed pure and kind.I wanted to date her but she told me she cant mingle with people from workplace, she was probably right about that
>>34842058Lmao virgin.
>>34842059Lol what did I do?
>my side piece is twice my gf's agechat, am i cooked
>>34842052Awful.
>>34842064How pointed
another day in /atoga/, what's one more?
Virgins/inexperienced doms always talk a certain way about their fantasies. Its not grounded in any sort of real experience, rather projection and pornography. Its quite embarrassing.
>>34841968yeah
im a virgin and hes right
>>34842072Do you think wolves have oral sex?
>>34842037ok, but what game are we playing? i guess i could hold my controller and eat her out at the same time.yeah, this might be sexy
>>34842046MYeah
>>34842067Don’t start, goth tittied cupcake. There’s a difference between a girl using a simp and a girl desperate to have her man own her.
>cried in front of my father in lawyup that's a divorce
>>34842071My apologies.
>>34842073I can tell you're a vindictive bitch just by how you flip flopped in less than a handful of posts. Stunning.
>>34842081what made u cry?
atoga, if you seen a mean looking, physically strong guy play a silly cute game with chibi characters, what would you think of him?
>>34842085"that's nice." and then i never see him ever again.
>>34842083Im nooot xP Im really sweet but this is just one petpeeve that makes me cringe hard.
>>34842037Licking pussy is fun, why would I stop before she wants me to?
I wish I was with cat boi bf for couples day.
>>34842085He's a faggot
>xPtroon
>>34842092>>34842087
>>34842086>>34842091:/god forbid dude has hobbies
>>34842089NtaShe's ignoring you. You have no confirmation she wants you to do that right now.
>>34842084In laws didn't like me very much.
>>34842037id only stop if i cant get her to cum for some reason or she's genuinely not getting wet. otherwise id keep going until shes sore
>>34842097sorry thats tough
>>34842085Wouldn't think much of anything at all
>>34842095i was being genuine. that's nice. but i don't care that much about some random person. i'm not going to say EEEWWWWW or judge him.
>>34842101I legit want to not exist. I'm going to just pretend the last 3 years weren't real.
>>34842073This is why i don't talk about sex.
>>34842092>>34842094Uh oh, did I hit a little too close to home, virgin?
>>34842085Uh, not much? Doesn't seem like a lot to go off of.
>>34842085>why is he playing that shit in public? what an attention whore
>>34842104ok lets assume he is attractive to you and you are genuinely curious about him but here he is playing silly little game instead of splitting wood logs or something
State GenderHighest number of (you)'s on a thread in /atoga/
>>34842098Stop caring about her cumming. Stop being desperate to give her that. Once you can do it easily for her, it’s all about the dynamics.
Hahaha well one thing you don't know about me is that I'm a troll TROLOLOLOL
>>34842105they dislike you that much? how come?
>>34842110i might ask him what he's playing. might.
>>34842096It's a game though, that means she's playing?
Femanons, how tall is your bf?
>>34842111i made a thread yesterday on /v/ and it got to bump limit.
>>34842112nigga wtf are you even saying
>>34842105The only person that matters is your spouse Don’t let others get in your head
>>34842119my future bf will be 5'6 -5'9
>>34841911Idk what that is but I'm YBG (Young Black & Gifted)
>>34842119He's 6' and a little bit more.
>>34842119he doesn't exist.
>>34842124>tfw 5'8I made it bros
>>34842124But I am much taller.
>>34842119191cm
my coworker has nice skinny legs with slightly knocked in knees, slight hint of muscle from the sport she does and I think its very cute and i wouldnt mind impregnating her.
>>34842130get leg shortening surgery
I want a gf on the heavy side
>>34842134wrong thread
Shoot me in the brain if I keep posting her while I’m dating someone
what's your goal this year?
>>34842119I think 5’9 or 5’10. Lemme double check.
>>348421193/4 were about 5'7-5'8. First one was taller but it was a long time ago. 5'10- 6ft maybe?
Femanon, come to montenegro to live your dream!
>>34842135No, I will just carry you at all times so you are constantly at kissing height.
>>34842140cute wolfi want to finally benchpress 180 kilograms. Getting a gf would be nice but it seems unrealistic
>>34842140Find a new job and move. You?
>>34842140Getting a fucking job, I've been trying for 9 months now.
>>34842140buy an rv and become a nomad
>>34842140Get a job
>>34842122I’m saying to stop being the male version of a needy bitch when it comes to being desperate to make her cum. Because once you truly unlock her orgasms, after that what she is desperate for is the power dynamics.
>>34842140Death
Go make me a tuna sandwich with mayonnaise.
>>34842140I don't do goals. They're not helpful for me I'm not motivated to work towards them because it's almost always something I feel like I should want/do not something I genuinely want and then I beat myself up for not achieving them. Way less emotional disturbance to just not.
>>34842155Edgy.
>>34842140Move back in my parents, finish reading, relax and enjoy life
>>34842153what is this weird incel shit lolyes, my gf wants to orgasm and i want her to orgasm. you dont unlock shit, you put in the effort to make it happen.
>>34842161You don’t even know what the female body is capable of when it comes to orgasms. You’re just listening to her and what she thinks she knows.
What are you listening to tonight atoga?https://youtu.be/SJp-DZUxiAw
So dull
>>34842153Do I need the battle pass to make her cum?
>>34842158It's true
>>34842048This was the correct answer, apparently.
>>34842144into height difference hm? how tall r u anon
>>34842165no you need the DLC and the season pass according to him
>>34842166Edgy little boy.
in your opinion femtogas, what part of female looks do men notice and appreciate first
>>34842163https://youtu.be/HeXnFx7aPOE
>>34842140To see the Delphic state rise and become one of its first citizens
>>34842171lel
>>34842170No, but unless you are at least 180cm, you are all not tall for me. I am 190.
That would be a dominance game. Stop listening to what The Senate says it wants, and give it what it's desperate for.But I wouldn’t do that until I already own The Senate completely.
>>34842171>according to himFine. You keep on letting her define her orgasms. You retards don’t even know what’s there.
State gender. How often are you involved with drama? Do you have drama filled or gossipy friends? How do you interact with them?
>>34842163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey0EbKZvBNY
>>34842183MDrama eludes me
>>34842183MDon’t think I’ve had much drama at all in my life since I cut a couple people out of it in my early twenties. I can still be pretty melodramatic despite this.
>>34842183Never. My life is so boring once you get past the surface-level weirdness.
im also 190cm tall and i would love to have either a short tiny gf OR a tall as fuck 6'2 Stacy.>tfw a pretty 6'2 tall girl from my gym was clearly interested but i never made a movejust fucking kill me
>>34842183FNot having any friends keeps you out of most of it but having a mom who will gleefully tell you the shit your siblings are saying behind your back, and lie and refuse to take accountability if she fucks up doesn't help.
I'm 179 and I don't care about height as long as they are not bellow 165
>>34842178slenderman over here
>>34842183I don’t have drama. But I have friends who tell me about drama going on in their lives. The one thing I think they do is over sensationalize everything. Like one friend telling me “she let her boyfriend try to dictate her life! Oh hell fucking no!”, when in reality, the boyfriend just calmly asked his girlfriend something about something important that she took the wrong way. These things make me question everything they gossip about.
>>34842192>slenderNey.
Has past hurt and emotional exhaustion prevented you from loving fully in subsequent relationships? Not just romantic, but friendships and familial relationships too.
>>34842195:0 go on
>>34842196No
>>34842197I am not fat enough for you.You told me the other day I should put on more weight.
>>34842196Nope. I’m more worried about impregnating and marrying the wrong woman and then getting fucked out in child courts and child payments.
There goes my babyThere goes my heartThey're gone foreverSo hard to find
>>34842199oh ya u were like 190lbs or something? u are indeed slender, man
>>34842198>>34842200Okay
>>34842196No, I love deeply and openly once I’ve actually decided to open up to a woman.My problem is that I open up so infrequently. I went several years without doing it until just recently, and I walked away from that experience wondering why I even bothered. I’m over it and less bitter now but I was wondering if the juice was really worth the squeeze anymore for a minute.
Does anyone else feel like the hardest part of adult life is just finances? I’m not going to say rich people have to easy or don’t have problems, but I look at every problem or struggle in my life and they’d all be fixed or alleviated if I was making double my salary.
>>34842203Chin up
>>34841421Question for men.What is the appeal of a girl like thiswoudl fuck your life up that idubbz ended up with that
>>34842196It takes me like 5 years to recover from every romantic failure it's fucking ridiculous I hate it. I love my family but I don't tell them anything. I can't trust them not to meddle and gossip and make things worse.
>>34842191Fucking troons
>>34842196No. Anybody with that much baggage isn't ready for another relationship, and I wouldn't want to put someone I care about through that extra layer of complication if I was compromised in thay way.
>>34842207I don't know. We're not a hive mind.
>>34842205Yeah
>>34842209Are you now? Interesting.
>>34842207way too much makeup, she looks terrible
>>34842196the one girl i thought that could be finally my girlfriend, that I could truly bond with over common interest, and i was actually attracted to, and she even did those cute little silly woman romantic shit like drawing hearts on my car windshield, turned out to be a lying bitch
>>34842205Yes.
>>34842202No, I told you my BMI
>>34842205No, I'm making over $200k USD and while I don't have a lot to worry about I'm certainly not happy
>>34842207she's not my type but her ass seems fat.many dudes ruined their lives for some mid pussy
I can tell you're a vindictive Jedi by how you contradicted yourself so readily. Pitiful.
>>34842219how much do you weigh then? under or over 190lb?
WomenCan you make it clap?
State gender. Do you watch streamers? Do you listen to podcasts?
>>34842223Leave him alone cunt you're annoying
>>34842210You know, when you’re not looking for forever, that kind of shit is the hot shit that drives passion
>>34842205Yes. Gonna wait a bit before I try applying to more jobs. But if I get accepted I have to wait for winter to change health plans. I love the system.
>>34842224MYes>>34842225MNo
>>34842205i dropped majority of my working hours, working (spoiler) 15 hours per week and its enough to live and im mentally happiest ive ever been.note, im too broke to be dating anyone, but at least im not suicidal
>>34842205obviously, but with correct planning and lifestyle you can get enough passive income in a few years and retire for good. in a lot of people this is prevented by their shitty willpower
>>34842226geez ok
>>34842225M No No
>>34842220 I’m on the other end of this. I make good money and the only thing that’s bad in my life is seeing my parents age and reach closer to death. Everything else is pretty good.
>>34842225FI don't watch streamers but sometimes I listen to scary stories, true crime/accident/disaster stuff, or history podcasts. More often I'm watching a YouTube video though.
Sharpened my chisels :)
>>34842224Yes, I've spent a lot of time practicing.
>>34842225i do watch videogame streamers and some podcasts about exercise and whatnotbut recently been kinda pissed at streamers egotistical bullshit
>>34842223I had to google your freedom units, I weight quite a bit more. >>34842226Don't worry, I can speak for myself.
>>34842225Female. Yeah I like watching speed runs. Podcasts no but I should get into one for learning Japanese and daily news. I mean mews. I do like to sample an audiobook before checking out at the library. Or downloading it if I have a credit.
>>34842230Nta I rarely work more than 35 hours most of the month but do 45 to 50 at the beginning. Beats 40+ every week for me by a lotI’d spend so much more time doing creative shit if I could get away with >20
>>34842131Ft/in?
>>34842234My problem is the apathy. I don't think I'll feel anything when my parents get that old. But theyre only in their 50s right now so I've got a while to figure it out.
Chiseled my sharpeners :)
>>34842140Die finally atgaggrgegsjsjdhdhehe I can't take it
I just kind of swatted a mosquito, something black came off and that smeared on the wall.But I heard it flying for 2 or 3 more seconds after that.What the fuck did I hit and can I finally go to sleep without this bitch?
>>34842235It’s amazing how much chicks want to declare that you’re chicks. You might as well just show tits
im 6'2 and 250lbs.im also a kissless virgin at age almost 34
*reclines obesely*
>>34842244Nta>got a while You might not. What if your dad drops dead of a heart attack tomorrow? Are you satisfied with the last interaction you had with him?
>>34842239Of course you can. Just give me a nod if you tire of her. Rock on.
>>34842251Yeah we were talking about the trip we have coming up and his new job that he loves
>>34842169So it seems lol
>>34842225MSometimes listen to podcasts but mainly just watch videos. I've been watching a lot of GDC and software development talks lately
>>34842248I like what I like. I was never into the Northface and uggs type of basic but I'm basic in plenty of other ways.
>>34842236Sculptor?
>>34842255what are ya building anon?
>>34842183MI like watching it go down sometimes but I rarely get in the dirt with them
>>34842239how much more?
>>34842253Good! Maintain that. You never know when your mom is going to get diagnosed with a rare cancer despite having no vices but sugar.
a cute tight top and sweatpants on girl is hot as fuck and im tired of pretending its not.especially if she has the#shelf
>>34842257Sculptor?? I barely even know her!
>>34842207Wonder what 2016 idubbz would think
No one caresNo one ever caresMy mom might be sad if I diedBut does she care that I live? Does anyone?
>>34842254Lost the game but won the war, at least.
>>34842196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtnCdoRTQc
>>34842266i care
Why are women only interested in me when I'm visibly mentally ill?
>>34842256Look, i know you like the attention. And every other anon here will give it to you. But you might as well give a busty pic to encourage them.
>>34842260Around 20kg.What you posted is my ideal weight.Anyway, mosquito squatted and now I'll try to sleep, night.
Women, how would you feel to know that a guy you let play with your bare tits, back in high school, still jerk off to the memory of it, 15 years later?
>>34842269No you don'tI stop posting, you'll forget i exist within a few minutes
>>34842257Woodworking
>>34842275Scram off pitying fool
>>34842271Make it a hand pic instead.
>>34842272im sure ur fine at the weight u are nowgn anon sleep tight
>>34842270Because that’s when you don’t give a fuck. Take notes, fellas.
>>34842278To start? Fine.
And here comes anon! He's quite the athlete, he goes to the gym every day what a dedicated young man!
>>34842277You were the fucking liar
>>34842268lol what is this garbage
>>34842258Started making a roguelike recently but mainly been remaking older games becasue I'm trying to improve my C++Also was gonna do a gamejam this week but have 0 ideas so far
>>34842207>What is the appeal of a girl like thiswoudl fuck your life up that idubbz ended up with thatH3H3 said Ian told him that she was his first girlfriend and who he lost his virginity to. He may also have a bit of a humiliation fetish because he seems okay with her constantly disrespecting him in public.>>34842208>I can't trust them not to meddle and gossip and make things worse.Has you not wanting to mix your romantic life with your family life ever caused contention in either one?>>34842210I moatly ask because of family. I feel like my family fucked me up so much that I can't love properly, and I think about kids and despite wanting them, I'm too afraid of continuing that cycle in any capacity.I'm an adult and responsible for my fate and mental health, but I can't help feeling like others ruined me before I ever had a chance. Shit sucks, ngl.>>34842217Sorry, anon. Many such cases.>>34842220Same. I hate that I have so many things that should make me happy and they just don't.>>34842222More like Plapatine, because imma fuck him.>>34842225>Do you watch streamers? I used to watch Oneyplays, DisguisedToast's Among Us videos, and JSchaltt playing Jackbox. I also used to intermittently watch various big Warcraft streamers for strats.>Do you listen to podcasts?No, I'm not retarded enough to care about what two idiots with a microphone think.>>34842268Added to the 3 am playlist.
>>34842273It's been 17 years. And surely he doesn't he broke up with me because I was too scared to touch his dick. I forget about him I don't count him as a boyfriend because we hung out like 4 times and the most he did was rub me over my panties while Shrek the third was on.
Spooning with foid
>"yeah I'm making a fantasy roguelike deck builder"
>>34842295Is this the new Vampire Survivors-likeSlay the Spire already perfected the formula
>>34842289Oh, a sepplestard
>>34842291>old dry pussy Fucking peak
>>34842290>Has you not wanting to mix your romantic life with your family life ever caused contention in either one?I don't mean meddle in my romantic relationships I don't have a problem taking my partner to meet my family for the most part. But I wouldn't discuss relationship issues with my family. Or any goals or ideas I have they'll just try to talk me out of it. Even something as simple as a haircut. One of them will try to talk me out of it and every time I listen I regret it. They do that thing where the way they see the world is correct and someone doing something they wouldn't personally do is a bad idea no matter what. My mom has gotten better about this but oh my god I could strangle my sister. It's coming from a place of anxiety she's accused me of stealing when she can't find something in the place she expected it to be as well.
>>34842290>Same. I hate that I have so many things that should make me happy and they just don't.I'm basically at the point of faking it and hoping my future wife and kids make me happy. If not I'll at least keep myself busy to make them happy.
>>34842289Make crazy taxi but it’s also twisted metal
>>34842299I'm not menopausal yet lmao it's just as moist but more purple looking. Arguably too moist.
Video games are a waste of precious time.
>>34842304so is 4chan, so hop off
>>34842220Can I have some money, you'd make me very happy as a poor son of a bitch at least
>>34842307Yes that is true. Not sure why that statement makes you mad. You mist love those pixels and escaping reality.
>>34842309Honestly I hate handing out money to beggars. I prefer donating food or clothes directly. What do you need the money for anon?
>>34842290You're married and you're considering those problems NOW? Talk to your wife, get off 4chan. You'll find no solace on this topic here.
>>34842303Baby girl, i’m older than you. I know what your body is and how to suck out every last bit of pleasure from you.i can teach your body everything it wants to know.
Kora I think you should find a male husband.
>>34842304I think some of them are as enriching as good films and albums, but most video games are just skinner boxes, especially the slop that comes out from the big studios.
>>34842312im not mad. im aware im wasting time and thats the reason i do it
>>34842313Hobbies :( not essentials or anything I've got that covered but barely
>>34842315Cringe
>>34842303baby girl sjow bob and vagene i suck you
>>34842290>WarcraftDo you ladder?
https://youtu.be/yMATM0A5Ask
>>34842315how old?
How long would it take to starve myself to death?
>>34842320What hobbies?
>>348423273 weeks of misery
Is it okay if you're covered up but in clothes that are accentuate your body or are otherwise sexy? Like let's say you always wear a tight shirt, leggings, a skirt, and high heels. Is that slutty or is it okay
>>34842327longer than it would take you to die of dehydration
>>34842329I'll already have the misery
>>34842303IF I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SQUART ACROSS THE ROOM ,,,, NOW THAT TURNS MW ON :-)!!!!!!! NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BEST OEGAMIOM IN THE WORLD EVERYDAY,,,, YEA BABY …..
>>34842330Whore
>>34842330that's slutty but it's okay.
>>34842326Mid 40s. And i don’t care whatever you say back either way
>>34842330I'm a fan. You're still fully clothed, so who cares?
>>34842330As long as you’re hot do whatever
>>34842337ok
A woman touching my ass would heal me.
>>34842336Which part is slutty?
>>34842330Personally I subscribe to the "loose top/tight bottoms or tight top/loose bottoms" fashion rule but if you're wearing all tight clothing and also fully covered I think styling and proper fit is the difference between slutty and just a preference.
>>34842328Guitar. I've been wanting to get into pedals but my guitar broke and I have to fix that first
Ugh you guys we need emojis here seriously
>>34842327A lot longer than it would take to die of dehydration
>>34842295KekIm making one like the og rogue. ascii graphics and turn based>>34842297id rather be a cnile or a zigger but its the industry lang and I wanna get a game job so I can finally be underpaid and go bald from all the crunch>>34842302I dont think i got the skills for that
>>34842348>cnile>ziggercringelearn lisp
>>34842301I'm happy sometimes, but depression is just something I've dealt with since I was really little. The problem is that no matter how good things are, it doesn't just go away. Like there are times when life is great and you barely notice it, but it's always there like trying to swim in weighted clothing. >>34842314>Talk to your wifeShe knows and goes out of her way to be as accommodating as possible, but she can't really empathize the way someone who has experienced these things can.>>34842316>Kora I think you should find a male husband.No>>34842323>Do you ladder?I used to, but I have fucked up my hands and can't play RTS competitively the way I used to.
>>34842340So, do you want to talk with a man who knows what a woman’s body is?
>>34842348>dont think i got the skills for thatMake a traditional roguelike with a crazy taxi-like mechanic that sees you escorting characters around the dungeon. Dungeon Tour GuideOr maybe you’re a bodyguard wandering sound a procgen ascii city “dungeon”, that could be cool
>>34842340Do you want me to show you what it feels like to be owned, baby girl? I'll buy the orgasm season pass and make you squirt effortlessly
Would women play the portal 2 multiplayer levels with me?
>>34842353Same, I can only handle the AI these days.
>>34842360No they all want to play modded minecraft with me
>>34842351Sorry I don't use emacs>>34842356Escorting characters around would be a cool mechanic
>>34842357Nice try
>>34842330I like tight tops. They are cool in my book
>>34842353Have you tried mushrooms?
>>34842369I used to use xanax and lean, and that helped a lot, but kicking benzos was awful.
>>34842342accentuating is slutty. i'm a prude though.
>>34842354>>34842357Funny larp
>I'm sad>have you tried this thing that might completely fry your brain and make you demented?
>>34842374The second one was an anon trying to sneak in.
>>34842375Ngl I kinda have nothing to lose atp, fuck it nothing left to fry
i'm too emaciated to wear tight anything
>>34842377Plus it's just a fucking hallucination for a few hours what's it gonna do
>>34842377If you actually mean that then yeah you are right. But you don't.
>>34842266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9uGgsU4MQ
moids, you have been behaving so far this week, right?
>>34842381How do you know I don't? Nothing sloshing around in my brain anymore
>>34842383Shut it ugly
>>34842383Yeah
>>34842376No, that was me making fun of you, nigger
>>34842383My soul my might be ugly but your face is and that's worse
What the fuck is it with women and restaurants? Where do I meet women who prefer to eat at home?
>>34842388>>34842385stop being mean
>>34842387>t. Has never tried to flirt or have sex
>>34842390Sorry. I just gave your post a little kiss.
>>34842389For like a first date? Most women don't want to just walk into the lion's den without meeting the lion on mutual ground first.
>>34842389just learn to cook well
>>34842375Lurker here. Meditating on shrooms unironically cured my depression for a week(or caused me to go manic, who knows). I then smoked weed and went right back to being depressed. They don't help anymore unfortunately
>>34842395You tried something new got excited it might work and realised it didn't. Sounds like a placebo effect.
>>34842392ty we are friends again now
>>34842390Stop being gross
Sleepy.
>>34842396Right. Placebo lifted me out of depression that every psychiatrist I've seen has given up on treating. You're a genius anon
>>34842398im not gross, i took a shower this morning
>>34842375HIPD has a frequency of 0.002-0.6%And a remission rate of 87%
>>34842400424:< ruined my sleep schedule again sigh….
There is a great tension in my body that I cannot release
>>34842401>>34842403You're just junkies looking for their next hit. Man up and stop being so cowardl
>>34842402I bet you're also fat on top of being ugly
>>34842389I'm picky I'm sorry
>>34842393I mean after several dates. Every woman I've ever dated has wanted to go out to eat like two or three times a week, which is insane to me. I only eat out at restaurants maybe four or five times a YEAR.>>34842394I actually am a decent cook. Definitely not a chef, but I can make a few dishes really well. But they'd still rather get dressed up and go out somewhere.
>>34842407>he thinks you can get addicted to shroomslollmao
>>34842405Damn, that’s crazy.
>>34842354how will i know if its actually you responding lol
>>34842410I'm a man and I go out every day for lunch or dinner to a restaurant. I don't want to eat home.
>>34842414You'll be able to feel it in your body.
>>34842408thats not very nice to say
>>34842416Also I get to wear my clothing that I bought and not have them rot in my closet.
>>34842416>I'm a man>I go out every day for lunch or dinner to a restaurant.These two statements contradict each other.
>>34842418Not very nice but very true. And the truth is ugly. You'd know
Fat enjoyer
>>34842421NTA but I do the same. Shut up brokie.
>>34842417lol
>>34842410get her to dress up, hit a cafe, then treat her to your homemade dinner.idk, until recently i hated spending money on bs like restaurants, but then a friend gave me the idea of paying for my bitches and it stuck with me. bitches dig it. what's the difference for what reason? the important part is when you provide what bitches dig
>>34842421Yeah you're either poor or have no one to go out with or are too self conscious to go out eat alone
>>34842414It’s a hell of a thing on an anonymous site. But if we keep it here, it doesn’t matter. I only want to teach you how to feel good.
>>34842425I enjoy eating fat
>>34842407Nah, I've never even smoked grass. I just read.
>>34842426>>34842430I make 144k USD a year before taxes. It has nothing to do with money.
>>34842425.-.>>34842422okay what now,
>>34842427Ignore >>34842417, that wasn't me sweetheart. I'll tell you my discord if you say please like a good girl.
>>34842436Then you're just autistic. Well we all have our preferences.
>>34842433Stop trying to slide in on my catch.
>>34842389hii I hate restaurants because I'm autistic and theyre a sensory nightmare>>34842330i like wearing stockings because I have long legs
>>34842438>>34842440This is so funny boomers really are like Indians
>>34842438how do i know this is you?
>>34842437>.-.https://youtu.be/47Fbo4kU2AU
>>34842389>What the fuck is it with women and restaurants? Where do I meet women who prefer to eat at home?You get to see her in a dress at least
>>34842443Nevermind, no need to bother if you're just going to doubt me.
>>34842443What do you mean by "you"?
>>34842444
>>34842443Do you want to feel good or not?
>triple replyBro is desperate
>>34842205Yes I want money
>your gender>when was the last time you cleaned your bedsheets (be honest and you MUST answer)
>>34842450I’d let you
>>34842442I think the original anons stopped replying a while ago, I'm just making up both sides of the conversation for fun now
>>348422436’3?
>>34842453No I'm not. I'm a real man, you don't know anything about what a woman's body is or what women need.
>>34842443Ignore them, hon. Are you ready for my discord?
>>34842456MSunday. Change it every week
>>34842457post belly
>>34842458no your not
>>34842461uh sure i guess but how will i know its you...?>>34842456fa few weeks ago
It’s actually funny how the others try shoulder in once they see that you want
>>34842463Nope
Why are you so angry
>>34842456f, mine get cleaned every monday
I can see my eyebrows and my eyelashes and it actually kinda bothers me.
>>34842468but whyy
>>34842465I am, sweet cheeks. I am what you're desperately craving and what you need.
>>34842471Not me
>>34842461yes>>34842466not mee
>>34842473You gotta ask me one on one for that
>>34842471This but my nose too
>>34842456Once every couple months. I know it’s bad but what difference does it make. I’m an unlovable chud anyway
>>34842477Here it is: uradumbbitchAdd me fast before he tries to butt in again.
Ok why did so many people add me?
Woahhhh baby slow down.
Shut the fuck uuuup
Cool off bab
Now ask them how many want a mommy. And i’ll be the last one who rejects that premise.
>>34842478are u shy?
>>34842488Stop being jealous that 5 femanons just slid into my DMs because they want to know what a real man is.
>>34842492Not really, just don’t want to post pics of myself on 4chan
Just a small update on the unattractive atheist jewish girl who was 4 years older and possibly autistic. I was kind of cornered into setting up a date despite being able to say no at anytime. This led to conversation on what we’re both looking for and i basically told her I was bi which horrified her and she hasn’t responded since which I think is a win. My question is what do I do now with this so called victory.
Action is my reward. To me, life is a great great game
>>34842494good thinking, i was just gonna make fun of u lol
>>34842456FI changed my pillowcase like 5 days ago but ngl it's been over a month for the sheets. It's time. They smell.
>>34842497uh. eat ice cream? idk
>>34842494i see, like scared of doxing stuff?
Ok going ti sleep until like 2 pm good night
>>34842500You oozed fluids all over those sheets and then slept in them for a month straight?
>>34842497what if she spreads rumors to other women that you're bi
>>34842502Even though I’m nobody, yeah kinda. Unfair of me since I’ve seen a boob
>>34842483You to use less punctuation and add at least one misspelling for this larp to be believable.
>>34842509Need*
>>34842506I wear clothes to bed it's not like I'm getting discharge all over the sheets. Ideally I'd change them every 2 or 3 weeks but it's kind of whatever it's just me in here.
>>34842382Is that supposed to make me feel different?
>>34842509I don't really care about anyone else believing it, I'm making myself chuckle which is good enough for me.
>>34842509It's really quite bizzare
>>34842509Don't even interact with him
I cry because every day father death does not come to take me home. Why did you leave me in this mall father. Did you forget about me.
>>34842512Women are so fucking disgusting. If my mom doesn't clean my sheets at least once a week I flip out on her.
>>34842508hm true, so u sorta owe me :P
>>34842469You know why
>>34842519Toughen up
>>34842501Same.>>34842507Not really a rumor if it’s true. I’d prefer that not be freely advertised, but considering the circumstances, I don’t think I have to worry all that much.
>>34842519Because you're a little faggot bitch. Ain't no son of mine.
>>34842520You're trying too hard are you manic or something
>>34842524oh ok
>>34842522Nope
>>34842527I'm not even real. You're replying to yourself.
>>34842337>And i don’t care whatever you say back either way>ok>So, do you want to talk with a man who knows what a woman’s body is?I don't give a fuck!p-please talk to me!Lmao.
>>34842456MLast Thursday. Sleeping in clean sheets is like a sweet dream and it's 10x more comfy. I look forward to washing my sheets.
>>34842414I’m still here
>>34842521I’ll pay up if you message me. Maybe after a little chat because maybe I am a lil shy admittedly
>>34842533thats not funny leave me alone
>>34842522They call and just let it ring
>>34842533i couldnt add you
>>34842540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6gWWOKTcYM
Aint nobody got time for that
>>34842533>>34842535>>34842540>>34842541I don't get it what's the kick
>>34842535>>34842540It’s funny how the two of you are desperate to engage in something that nothing to do with you
>>34842546the bottom is actually me
>>34842546It's funnier how you butted in on my conversation and now you're pretending to be me
Someone broke into my vending machine.
That's alright mama
i wish women were nice and didnt have malicious intent
Wah
>>34842550You have a public one?
>>34842548Dude stop its not funny
>>34842552Wouldn'tbe human then now would they? They'd be real boring.
>>34842548Does that mean that you are an older girl wanting an even older man to guide her?
>>34842550I was thirsty sorry
>>34842544Idk, this asshole just had to come in and ruin it. Honestly I don't even care anymore he can have her.
>>34842557yes daddy teach me what it means to be a woman. btw im trans if that matters?
It's just one guy isn't it
>>34842534its okay anon u dnt have to show me anything im just messing, our talks are nice as is, i dont wanna whore u out lol. im just glad u still wanna talk to me at all :D
womenyou know that armpits and feet are inherently sexual
Jailhouse Rock all day and night up in here.
Every day, my respect for women descends a little lower.
>>34842562Always has been. You're also me.
>>34842559can you post your discord?
I thought you guys were me.
>>34842568I did, you dumb bitch
>>34842563lol I wouldn’t feel whored out. And good :)Do you beleeb I won’t evaporate if you try to talk to me elsewhere yet
>>34842570that wasnt real
>>34842544I simply enjoy sowing chaos, confusion, and mistrust in the /atoga/ community to discourage contactfagging. Just a bit of harmless mischief xd
>>34842554>You have a public one?I have ten of them.>>34842558>I was thirsty sorryIt's okay, anon. Jesus says to forgive.
>>34842572I turned off friend requests after a bunch of people added me. Are you even real? How will I know it's you?
Maybe we’ll chat again another time. Until next time 30s girl.
>>34842574Do you make a decent profit? Or is it just something fun?
State GenderShould a Christian vending machine give out free bottles of water?
>>34842574Are they actually profitable? How much do you make per machine on average? Do you handle the restocking?
Women (and men too if you want), should i let my crush on my co-worker continue to grow, or should i just nip it in the bud? I pretty much talk to her everyday now. She's so fun. She's 36 btw, and im 27
>>34842571well after seeing how well sharing tags has gone for others anons just now, im kinda put off haha
>>34842578Maybe a free drinking fountain next to it?
>>34842576no wait dont go, i want to feel like a woman, the hormones arent doing the job
Women will literally call a man gay if a man tells her to have self respect instead of abusing her holes when she throws them at him.Why do we even pretend
>>34842580fucking send it bro, take her on a date
>>34842584A woman called me gay after I came inside her because I told her I was a switch lol
>>34842576im not that old
>>34842550Who the heck is so hard up for money that they commit property damage and theft for soda?
>>34842587How old are you, dear?
>>34842578What about atheist or Islamist vending machines? Should a Buddhist one give out fortune cookies?
itchy
>>34842581Yeahhh this is a shitshow lolIt would be fun though I think
>>34842585>fucking send it bro, take her on a dateShe's a coworker, he has to approach this carefully
>>34842588>hard up for moneyIt has nothing to do with money. It's genetics.>>34842590A Jewish one that doesn't dispense anything?
>>34841421>Thought I'd be forever alone with no kids>Have trust for my goddaughter (my niece) where I just buy stocks etc for her to have once she reaches a certain age)>Have around $250k worth right now for her which I'm certain will grow to at least a million by the time she is 30 to 35. If not I'm hoping it will still be a decent head start>Most I built up when my sister let me live with them for free in their backyard>Fast forward >Have fiance>She found out about this and says I need to start thinking about us and our future kids>Implying that I should convert a portion of what I have built up for my niece to us (I only have around $60k worth of stocks for me)Is she right or is this a clear signal I need to cut her out and break things offTbh I was surprised at her attitude because I thought she was based and liked the minimalist life so why is she so concerned about this if we are going to be fine regardless.
>>34842590>Should a Buddhist one give out fortune cookies?Burger education.
i really need to chat up this redhead cute girl at my gym her face is so nice and smile too, and i like her pale freckled skinher boobs are rather small, but her butt is nice and juicyi just need an excuse to talk to her
>>34842593He's gotta send ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSuLFvalhnQ
>>34842594>A Jewish one that doesn't dispense anything?kek
>>34842592it would be yeah, but i think i mentioned something the other thread as to why it might not be a good idea anyways how has ur day been?
>>34842569I am he, as you are he, as you are me
>>34842599What if HR gets called?
>>34842596thought that you are having money for women that arent her or her kids is infuriating to herthis is normal woman behaviouryes she is a bitch and you should tell her to fuck off and you will do with the money as you please
>>3484258920
anons do you read every post in these threads?
>>34842594That costs extra.>>34842597I mean, the alternative was “bullshit.” I thought fortune cookies had a nicer ring to it.
>>34842585Could be seen as sexual harassment
>>34842577>Do you make a decent profit? Or is it just something fun?A bit of both. It's pretty passive for me. I mostly just cover upfront costs and then let my partner handle the rest. He gets a bigger percentage than me because it's his only source of income, but that's okay.>>34842579>Are they actually profitable? It takes some time to recoup losses and expenses, but once you're debt free, it's pretty stable.>How much do you make per machine on average? Our lowest-earning one averages about $800 per month, mostly because of the school year. Our most profitable makes a little over $1000 a week.>Do you handle the restocking?No, my partner does. He also does all of the repairs. I just pay for everything.>>34842588>Who the heck is so hard up for money that they commit property damage and theft for soda?It was one of the ones on the college campus, so I assume it was a student or a.crackhead.
>>34842601You did say that yeah. Did you ask a question about what it is later?It was a pretty good day. Perfectly boring day at work. Had two good coffeesWhat about you? Is break over soon
>>34842598>he's already objectifying her and simultaneously disparaging parts of herPoor girl...
>>34842607No, I usually skim my way down from where I last left it and reply to one or two before I catch up with the most recent posts. FPBP and thinly veiled chatroom and all that jazz.
>>34842606So you're just a little slut looking for attention from an older man? When did your dad leave?
>>34842565What in your retirement home?
I finished reading Murder on the Orient Express and despite the bullshit scenario they somehow managed to wrap it up nicely. Incredibly funny ending. I will soon be watching the movie and hoping they make it as entertaining as the book was.State GenderDo you read? What was the last book you read?
>>34842607f, there's too many to read I just read from the bottom up and answer any interesting questions I see
>>34842618fsuper secret books......
question for men, I guess.All my life I have been referred to as a 'pretty boy', oftentimes called 'beautiful' and such instead of 'handsome' and such.Literally every day I notice men staring at me more than I do women? Is that normal or are they faggots? I for example can easily accept when a dude is better looking at me, but I don't look at them for longer than 2 seconds. I'm autistic btw.>inb4I'm not a twink or a femboy, am a manlet but am over 30 with normal male features
>>34842622Werewolf dick alert
>>34842618f, last book was project hail Mary and before that a Nietzsche reader. current reading readme.txt
>>34842594The Jewish one will charge you 5 dollars for a soda and when you put a 5er in it'll tell you you're two short
>>34842611thats good, impressive coffee intake too. considering how bitter those things are, altho maybe its one of those acquired tastes sort of things. do you like ur job? >What about you? Is break over soontoday was another mid day, a lil better than yesterday tho, as for break, i have about a lil under a week left :T
>>34842626WRONG i finished my werewolf book ages ago anyways and it wasn't even dick
>>34842627>current reading readme.txthey, i remember you
>>34842590>Islamist vending machinesThose ones just explode
>>34842618M, yes. I don’t read books though. It’s more like deep dives on things that catch my attention. I’d like to read books, but I can get distracted easily.
>>34842623Normal. Marry me bro.
>>34842623>I'm not a twink or a femboyYou gon be
>>34842628And call you an antisemite
Women, do you have a favorite spice?
>>34842618MaleLast book I read was Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams, by Sylvia Plath. I was not a fan, which is a shame because I really enjoyed The Bell Jar.
>>34842618>Do you read?Of course! It's important for writers to read, get a sense for how others do it and incorporate it into their own.>What was the last book you read?Slowly making my way through the "Would You Love a Monster Girl?" series. It's pretty neat, tells the stories of various couples in a post-apocalyptic world that monster-people invaded.
>>34842639salt unless bbq sauce counts
>>34842629I like it well enough but I’m ready to leave it. It’s booooring but I’ll probably miss that every now and thenBetter than mid is good. I hope the semester starts well for ya and that we can keep in touch after you get busier
>>34842610That's the arrangement you set up for Exhibanon? Nice.
>>34842632Incredible.
>>34842618FI used to read a ton as a kid but I don't as much as I should any more. I still enjoy it but I want to read for 5 hours and finish the book in one sitting not read for 20 minutes every night before bed and I like, forget that reading is an option when I have downtime I just want to veg which is stupid because I don't even actually have to do that much I'm just always mentally exhausted.
>>34842642>"Would You Love a Monster Girl?" series. It's pretty neat, tells the stories of various couplesWho are your two favorite couples and why?
>>34842631hi! I'm not sure what I should read next, I might read some Greek philosophy>>34842639does black garlic count?
>>34842639MKetchup
I grow my hair out because it hides my faggot ass wiry neck
>>34842643>unless bbq sauce countsit does not.it is a condiment.the absolute STATE.
what does it mean when my gf wants to break up but is too cowardly to do it herself and asked me to do it for her (i said no)
>>34842639Cumin maybe?
>>34842655Cumin you haha
>>34842622:/>>34842633I need to read Sylvia Plath, I don't know why but my gut tells me I should.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XboxpWbY2yk>>34842647:(
>>34842656Haha nice dude
>>34842653means she's been cheating
>>34842632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKOi3jh7rc
>>34842644i forget if youve told me what ur current job is or not, do you wear any sort of uniform for it?and im a chronic procrastinator so i always have some time to spare for atoga time :] how often do u browse here? are u like a 4chan og?
>>34842656I should have expected this.I'm not even allowed to be annoyed I walked right into it.
>>34842618MI read. I used to read more but audiobooks are unfortunately the majority of my intake these days.
>>34842656Nice one bro, bet you got her wet haha
>>34842655Unfortunately cumin elicits BO vibes to me>>34842650You did this on purpose>>34842643Swear to god I almost crashed out. I was gonna call you a retard and everything but I'm practicing patience>>34842649>does black garlic count?Technically but not what I'm looking for
>>34842659well thats the thing, i was very clear in the relationship that i have a 0 tolerance policy for cheating and infidelity. if she wants to break up with me, she knows that's the one thing that would make me cut her out of my life forever and she has been very vocal about her desire to end the relationship. that plus i have receipts that prove she couldn't have
My grandfather was Russian and for my teenage/adult life he would refer to me as faggot. Whenever he talked to me or wanted my attention he would call me faggot. He never used my name.
>>34842666>elicits BO vibesHm. Strangely I understand what you mean but my BO smells like garlic and onions so I'm already used to eating things that smell sweaty lol. The one I can't handle is asiago cheese that smells like BO to me too.
>>34842666>Technically but not what I'm looking forwhat are you looking for?
>>34842669every accusation is a confession
>>34842662I just wear casual clothes. My job feels made up as fuck, I go over to my mom’s house and take care of my brother during the day. He’s disabled and can’t take care of himself. Feels like getting paid to be a failson most of the timeGood to know, I’m here pretty often. Lots of downtime during the day got me hooked on this threadI first started reading in 2006 when I was 11 lol. Mostly lurked until I was in high school. What about you?
>>34842671white garlic
>>34842648Book 3 is my favorite so far. The male lead has schizoid personality disorder, which made things complicated in an interesting way. I've never even considered writing a romance where one character has a mental disorder that directly interferes with it, but he did it well.Second favorite is book 2 I think. Female lead is definitely the most monstrous so far, physically.
>>34842675what's wrong with black garlic? its just fermented garlic I thought
I will write a poem.
>>34842674can yall get a room already?
>>34842675ntayou have bad taste in garlic, it needs to be purple
>>34842673He died but I never got that vibe from him. He was married obviously.
>>34842677i just hate blacks>>34842680nigga you mean red?
Women would you start a minecraft world with your bf
>>34842683I only play creative mode is that going to be a problem
>>34842684idk how you don't get bored of that tbf
>>34842684God I hate women. Why won't they just play modded survival with me???? Boring ass motherfuckers
>>34842687I do. It's basically playing with blocks. But I get frustrated and quit playing with mobs on way faster. >>34842688Because I am bad at it and it makes it not fun.
>>34842682>nigga you mean red?yeah apparently I do, I didn't know the right thing to call it
>>34842682do you hate me for dressing in black (Goth)?>>34842683sure, but I haven't played Minecraft in ages. last time I played was just as accounts had to be moved over to Microsoft accounts and I was playing with my younger cousin. we mainly played creative and I taught him how to build redstone
im autistic and it disappointed my neurotypical gf when i held 0 interest or desire to play mineycrafta
>>34842671Literally anything other than what was said. I’d have accepted fennel seeds even.
Notch underdelivered on villagers. He hyped em up during the beta like they’d be full-on NPCs giving you procedurally generated quests and shit
>>34842689>Because I am bad at itOk but that's what I'm there for. I explain stuff to you and make the cool shit and you help me with mining and building.
>>34842691based redstone expert
How can you be bad at Minecraft it's a children's game
What is all this Lindsay Clancy stuff people keep talking about?
>>34842674thats sweet, it must be nice to have a job where you get to be around your family a lot, assuming you all get along. since 11 is crazy, the meme about being here forever really is true then wow.i think i only started browsing here around 17 or so. just too much freetime to be online i guess,
>>34842691I hate you for being as dumb as a black(nigger). But yeah, minecraft when?
>>34842695Not that kind of bad at it. Like will immediately be blown up by a creeper and hopeless with hand eye coordination in this context with any speed or accuracy bad. I can't even play racing games.
>>34842699Tom Clancy transitioned
What do girls think of the main guy in "obsession". Would you date a guy who looks like him?
>>34842697Women are quite literally retarded. And I don't mean this in an incely, mean-spirited way. I'm being genuine. They have the intellect of children. >>34842704>postmortem transitionBASED I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE
>>34842697Hands bad
>>34842703Again, that's what I'm there for>>34842705I'm not a girl but I think you should shut the fuck up personally
>>34842705based off looks alone, yes, he's very handsome,
i love smart women with glasses and big asses!
>>34842706>>34842707I have an IQ of 89 and can't type without autocorrect because otherwise it looks like arabic and I can play that shit fine. You ask me to play Minecraft, I'm chilling, you ask me to play terraria, FUCK no miss me with that bullet hell. Literally the easiest thing man I think you just never play it because you're intimidated
Can Moids explain why you are so performative and trying to swear up and down that Sabrina Carpenter is not bangable? We all know you assholes would fuck her in a heartbeat so stop lying to us about it. There is no possible way you can say she is not attractive.
>>34842696heh I'm no expert but I can build basic circuits because I'm an ee drop out>>34842702lol
>>34842699idk some woman killed her kids and people are having a field day because tiktok chicks are defending her with "A gemini would never kill her own kids">>34842704kek
>>34842700It is nice, yeah. I definitely need to go do my own thing after doing this for so long though, basically spent half my twenties on itYeah lol I couldn’t quit this place. Took a break for a few years but came backI’m no stranger to lazy eternal onlineness either. Do you wanna get a room like anon said? I really don’t think whatever you’re hiding is gonna scare me off
>>34842710He's mid as fuck
>>34842714Too late for bait broski
>>34842709>what I'm there forThat's not fun though. I'd have to stay near you and couldn't go build stuff you're acting like I can't even build a redstone door. I just can't reliably kill enemies often enough to have fun doing it and the whole "you have to eat and you take fall damage" thing takes away from the part I like. Exploring and building. I used to do the same shit with sims I don't even play I just build houses and make sims. I don't really like games but every once in a while my brother bothers me to play Minecraft again so I do for 2 weeks then forget about it for 4 years.
>>34842714Cute body, ugly face. She's too slutty. If she just shut the fuck up and had a cuter face she'd be bangable.
MI have an attractive woman fetish
Just fucking approach! How hard can this be?
>>34842716tiktok chicks are defending her with "A gemini would never kill her own kids"There is no possible way that is happening. I don't care how retarded women seem to be, this is not possible.
>>34842722>everything isnt getting handed to me and there is actually somw kind of challenge i have to overcome, boohooWoman moment
>>34842724How is she slutty? You don't even fucking know her body count!
>>34842714>>34842726Bot
MI have a fetish for femboys with vaginas
>>34842730If I want a challenge I'll climb a mountain or do a puzzle I don't need your dumb games
Why would a foid not leave with all this happening?
>>34842734Lol, right. Go do that then.
>>34842585But but.... i dont wanna make things awkward at work. Im happy just hanging out and talking about bullshit with her at the moment. But idk if i should even bother letting it reach the point where i really want to ask her out
>>34842709U sound mad. Y u mad? They're just questions...
>>34842330Skin = slutty imo. A chestlet could wear that top and nobody would think she's slutty. But pasties would look slutty on both.
>>34842717im afraid the room is where everything goes to die xd, this is nice, even if kinda inconvenient >>34842718he's 7/10 minimum
Life is kinda like a shitty boring game that you've softlocked and can't close.
I think I'm in love :3
>>34842740He's a 5. 6 if you wanna be nice and lie to his face
>>34842596If you're planning to have your own kids with her then yes she's right. If not then eh who cares.
Women, would you ever hold a penis?
>>34842736It's midnight and I'm seam ripping a dress I'm working on, no.
>>34842744>He's a 5He's white, and not fat. So he's above average automatically.
>>34842740>>34842744I'm guessing it's a matter of taste. I think some girls would think he's handsome and some would think he's mid. But I'm a guy, so I can't know for sure
>>34842596>Free 1m for no reason I know life isn't fair but seriously why shouldn't I just spend half the 1000 in my bank account on a gun and blow my head off
>>34842740>this is nice, even if kinda inconvenientTrue, oh well. I’m hope you come around to it.I’m thinking about the fifteen minutes of romance you posted about
>>34842744he is an 8-9
>>34842748>white
>>34842755Bottom right has insane gay energy
Women, do you really find the male body attractive? I just find it hard to believe >>34842755
>>34842757That can’t be right. Actors are never gay
>>34842757he is canonically gay yea, but he's still objectively good looking to the female gaze
do girls actually like when their bf is clingy and needy?I am very clingy and needy with my gf and kinda hate it about myself but everytime I apologize about it she gets mad and tells me she thinks its very hot and to not change but I dont believe her
>>34842754oh man u were online for that? i really gotta switch up my typing style when i post freaky stuff like that.. hope u dont think im some big gooner now lol, unless u can relate?
The last thing that made me cry as a man. Was looking at an old screenshot from a year ago. Where I was playing a game with a friend. And we were on a boat fishing in the sunset. And there was a dog too.
It's so stupid.
Is it gay to kiss my girl on the lips right after she swallowed my load? I feel like she earned it.
What would you do if it started raining cum?Its all over your roof. Your car. Its flooding the streets. What would you do?
>>34842762I can kinda relate. You’ve got fifteen minutes now
>>34842769
>>34842770>_>
>>34842756He's lighter than hitler, and johnston doesn't sound like a jewish name
>>34842763gandalf sent three eagles.one was for smeagol.
>>34842766thats one of my fetishes
>>34842766Only if you get some of the load in your mouth
>>34842772He's decidedly quite swarthy. Black hair brown eyes, browner complexion. Maybe a med or Latino mix.
>>34842773I don't get it I'm not big on LOTR.
>>34842773Oh
>>34842774she did say NO really quick when I asked her if it was gross>>34842776honestly I might have cause we used tongue
How accurate do you think chat gtp pro would be at creating an image where you provide it a bunch of body and face pics of you and then told it to put you at a specific bodyfat percentage, and a year of muscle mass, and also told it to be honest with stretch marks and loose skin?
>>34842784Really nigga
>>34842778https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2e/a1/79/2ea179b294f2a9b2e5d77fa226c8e388.jpgMeds are white, they started western civilization. He hair is darker in that pic because it's wet. His eyes are hazel.
>>34842783a guy like you is rare and I certainly like that in a partner
>>34842783>I might haveWelp, sorry anon thems the rules
>>34842786Yes. Give me a percentage.
Test
>>34842741Yeah, but only if you're not a Chad or a female. Chads and females have life on easy mode where they go out every weekend and have new adventures.
>>34842780no reason to be, the tolkien estate seems abhorrent these days
>>34842773Hate to ruin the moment, but the third one was being ridden by Gandalf. So that's one for Frodo, one for Sam, one for Gandalf.
>>34842791Mods have the opportunity to do the funniest thing…
>>34842761Even if you grant the premise that being clingy is beta, apologizing for it is even more so.
>>34842795I knowbut that meme is better than the text and Tolkien would agree with me.
>>34841692That implies we were in a relationship. There's only this girl from work I regret not asking out, she was cute and pretty and liked to read serious news at work
>>34842758Why not? He's more fit than most.
>>34841692I never liked Katy Perry that much.
>>34841535Im 29 and I’m still like that
*Drops a golden apple for the prettiest femanon in the thread
>>34841605This wasnt me, I already have guns but I want a sword
My brain is screaming to crawl out of my skull it wants out so bad
Women why do you keep stringing other guys along after you get a boyfriend
>>34842800If she was into you, she would have made it happen herself. "The one that got away" is a retarded concept in of itself for that reason.
>>3484279095%
moids, how would u feel if u got a message like this?
>>34841535Not at all, for me it was like:>Sex, look at her ass, I want to fuck her, sex, look at her tits, I want to fuck her, sex, I want to fuck her, I want to fuck her, I want to fuck her, I hope people don't think Im lame, Im lame Im such a loser, I want to fuck her.
>>34842826Do I know her?
>>34842826Ask for boobs
>>34842826I probably get hard
>>34842766FNot necessarily gay but just grossI wouldn't want him kissing me after eating me out either
>>34842766Not gay. If a guy won't kiss me after I swallow it's a turn off.
>>34842826I’d send her a pic of an apple with a look of terror on his face
Thoughts on girls who have big foreheads?
>>34842845Smooch them on the forehead
>>34842845All the kisses on the forehead
How do I fix this conundrumI realize that tattoos are a mark of bad impulses and a warning signbut I love them too
>>34842845Get bangs and get banged
men would u trust a femanon (me) to shave ur facial hair for u
WHO TF THREW THIS GOLDEN APPLE?
>>34842858No
>>34842858Sure, I would just buy an expensive razor thats very forgiving
>>34842858f, no way in hell I'd trust myself to shave someone's face
>>34842858What happens if I don’t have facial hair? None of the men in my family have beards but they all have intact hair and hairlines into old age. Is it a worthwhile trade off?
>>34842870if u accidentally cut him u can lick his wound clean
>>34842874thats gross no way
>>34842871Twink genes
I just listened to music while reading a comic for the first time. Holy fuck. Why did I never think to combine the two. What a cinematic experience. I can literally picture an anime version in my head while I read at the same time.I’m going to do this while reading a book and see what happens, though I imagine I’ll struggle to concentrate on the book with music in my ears.
>>34842883Gay
>>34842883What happens with me is I end up associating the book with the music so when I hear the music years later it makes me think of the book.
>>34842883I used to read to game OST’sIt’s pretty comty
>>34842883f, you should try drugs and music
>>34842858Maybe.
>>34841535>Men>Is this true?Yes this is what happens when puberty hits for men summarized in 30 seconds https://youtu.be/0p3XUQUgbEM?is=Oj9wi3t76Jzhhmpb
State your gender and post an image that makes you say "hell yeah"
Women why are they always drawn with buzzcuts
Can someone explain the difference between Chris Watts and Lindsay Clancy? Both seemed to put a great deal of premedication planning out the murders based on their google searches and the way they executed their plans.
Man I look ugly as shitLike a heroin addict
>>34842906M
>>34842871i guess im shaving ur pits
The ideal musician's fingers are long, slender, and strong. Mine are short, stubby, and weak.
>>34842919isnt that a bass players hands
>>34842859https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Lalli
Gosh darn it,We are proud heirs to a tradition older than most nations.
>>34842921Bass players need the extra length and strength especially
I wish to draw my sword
>>34842920My boi Shiklgruber
is there any worst punishment than being ugly
>>34842927I hope Bethesda doesn't fuck up sword singing in TES VI
>>34842930Chronic pain
>>34842932i'd take chronic pain any day if it meant i wasnt ugly
2 nights ago I went to a girl's house after I went to an MTG event with my buddies. she matched with me on Hinge. She looked like my ex, but even shorter (like 4'10") and even uglier and jewish looking. I wasn't gonna go cause I wasn't really interested in her, she gave me her number really early on, she double-messaged me a lot because I kept forgetting to reply to her, then finally today I texted her a pic of me and she said I was cute, so I went over at 8:30 pm and we watched the start of the first Hobbit movie on her couch, she was leaned away from me against the edge, I put my arm on her back and she didn't have a problem with it, but I could tell she wasn't into it. She asked if I wanted any water, I said yes (she did this so she'd have an excuse to get up and get my arm off of her), but we chatted the whole time, it was quiet sometimes but not bad, and she said she had to get up early after an hour and so I left, and she kept her distance from me so she clearly didn't want a kiss. Also she was reading A Court of Stars or whatever those femoid goonfics are called, just like my ex-gf did.anyway thank god I am already banging a fit asian so I don't give a fuck.but like WTF?I can't complain because I didn't spend any money and I already have sex when I want it, but I wanted more pussycan some foids explain what happened here? I think it's possible she saw my nose (which looks normal from the front) from the side and it's a bit big and crooked, so that gave her the ick. Or I acted beta IRL.
Women would you wear certain clothes, or style your hair a certain way if your bf requested* it? *Note: Request, not demand
Euro femanons, have you ever been plapped in the snow?
>>34842856If you love tattoos, that's already your personality. Go get tattoos since you're already a red flag degenerate.
>>34842934Head to a VA office or equivalent and ask one of the cripples if they're up for a trade.
>>34842856Henna tattoos
Was gonna jerk off to some blatina asses, but its too late now and i should probably sleep. I have work tomorrow. Fuck my wage slave life
>>34842936yeah, but it depends on the style. what does he want me to wear?
>>34842949Nothing
>>34842951at home yes I'm fine with that, I sleep naked so I'd be fine being naked all day
>>34842915Based Viagra Boys enjoyer
men do u have any nicknames u go by?
>>34842942I dont want to get a tattooI like how tattoos can look on women
>>34842957They called me faggot in high school
>>34842957None that I can reveal without doxxing myself
If cyberware was real I'd just get some chrome ass metal teeth
>>34842957
>>34842960im guessing its a shortened vers of ur name or a middle name then?>>34842959not cool
>>34842949I learned this term from atoga some months ago. I fr*cking LOVE pinafore dresses. Thoughts?
>>34842966She's ugly
>>34842967Uhhh, the focus is on the dress, friend.
>>34842969I'd kiss you idc if you're straight
>>34842964>shortenedIt’s actually an elongated version of my name. Same vein as garette being short for cigarette.
>>34842971are you girl
>>34842908I hate buzzcut shotas. They're so ugly. At least make them like this
>>34842936Potentially.
>>34842966omg I have a pinafore! yeah I'd wear that>>34842969I'm not the other random poster btw
>>34842915damn this photo is homosexual
>>34842966Oh nice yeah I like these
>>34842957faggot
>>34842937Only in a car during a snow storm.
Man to man, how would you stop ruminating in this case?Your now ex breaks up with you, presumably on good terms, because "they need to develop themselves," but you have vague clues that they just had someone else lined up. It's nothing definitive, but one could connect some dots. I think it's the not knowing and potential dishonesty that's getting me. I don't want to be friends with a liar.
>>34842973is ur name jim
>>34842992stop talking to the bitch and move on. Jesus you fags can be so effeminate go listen to blink182 or something
>>34842993BzzztIncorrect
>>34842998ben? bill? dan? will? Tom?
>>34842936Depends. When guys ask this it usually means they are pedos and want us to wear something child like.
>>34842999BzzztWrong againAnd you’re out of guesses so I’m going to bed now.Sleep well anons
>>34842995I stupidly shat where I ate, man. I'm not exactly trying to anymore, but we interact somewhat regularly because we share social circles.
I haven't watched porn in like 2 or 3 weeks, didn't keep an accurate track of it but my dreams are way more vivid so far. Been jerking off a lot still though, though last week I went like 4 days without doing it.When does my brain stop making me horny all the time?
>>34843001fine.. sleep well.. matt, or nate, or rob..
>>34842978post the full image you faggot it's SFW
>>34843004When you get older. Enjoy the increased risk of cancer
>>34843010What exactly is increasing my risk of cancer here?
>>34843014nta, not a guy but guys have to masturbate regularly or they will get prostate cancer
>>34842957First three letters of my name, it's what my brothers and cousins call me
>>34843016I don't think it works that way, also I do jerk off a lot, I just think I do it too much.I ideally want to get it to like 1 or twice a week.
>>34842999>>34843019are any of these it?
>>34842758Sometimes
>>34843014We don't actually know. A lot of the studies are contradictory.>>34843016Lol, this isn't true, based femgooner.
>>34843021Nta it works that way
>>34843021An Australian study of 2,338 men examined the impact of sexual factors on the occurrence of prostate cancer before the age of 70. Like the Harvard research, the Australian investigation evaluated total ejaculations rather than sexual intercourse itself. Like the American men, the Australians who ejaculated most frequently enjoyed a reduced risk of prostate cancer. The effect was strongest for the frequency of ejaculations in young adulthood, even though prostate cancer was not diagnosed until many decades later. Even so, the apparent protection extended to all age groups. In all, men who averaged 4.6–7 ejaculations a week were 36% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70 than men who ejaculated less than 2.3 times a week on average.etc
>>34842758You’re sounding a little gay anon
>>3484302836% really?That sounds crazy, what would even be the mechanism behind that?
>>34843023Nah, it's Har
>>34843025i think it is true and men need to masturbate frequently>>34843031no clue
>>34843032harry or harold?
>>34842957Yeah Dave
>>34843038I will neither confirm nor deny
My pubic area is very puffy
We have to cook, femanon.
>>34843044male fupa ?>>34843041dave anon :o hi dave anon
>>34843046Hi fat fetishist :)
>>34843047hi armpit fetishist (?) :3
>>34843046Its not THAT puffy
>>34843047>fat fetishist Context?
>>34843048Oh fuck, you recognized me :0Hi:D
We have cocks, femanon.
>>34843052yes lol hi how r u collect any new armpits?
Ladies, would you give him a chance?
>>34843045i made a sated onion, chicken (vegan substitute) and Colby cheese thing last night which was really nice
what makes you look at a man and hold eye contact excessively?
If you ever find yourself thinking "Russia fucking sucks. I would be ashamed to have ancestors from that dump," I'm right there with you, with gasoline and matches to forget any connection existed.
>>34843056Lol no (im very picky in that regard actually)But Im doing great actually. Hbu?Got any more hand pictures?
Cant sleep
>>34843065im not doing half bad either, do u also have a hand fetish too? i learn more abt u each time we chat
what is konata looking at?
>>34843058>anton nhigurh
>>34843062To mess with him
>>34842992Here's the fun thing about breakupsyou have no obligation to stay in contact with the person
>>34843068>do u also have a hand fetish too?actually yes I do lol but female hands obviously.anyway glad you're doing well
why are the girls with some of the best personalities either ugly or mid and completely neglecting their health, fitness, and appearance just because your face and genetics aren't THE BEST doesn't mean you should just fucking give up so much wasted potential
>>34843101Because they lack the narcissistic self absorbed vanity required to obsess over themselves that's what makes them physically mid but high tier personality. You can't have both
>>34843101You’re going to really hate it when you learn about men
>>34843104>physically midno you don't seem to get it a person generally isn't mid just because they're fat these days fat cunts are everywhere and as long as that fat is focused on the ass, tits, and legs it's considered fairly desirable up to the point of obesity, especially if she has a cute face and good bone structuresomeone that is ugly or mid and has bad genetics can do almost everything under the sun to optimize their fitness and attractiveness and they'll still be ugly or midsome chicks are just going to have a man face and broad shoulders no matter what they do, but that doesn't mean they need to get fat af and grow a beard too
>>34843104>You can't have bothIf you're a woman
>>34843106men are what caused this situation. if men had actual standards we could force women to not be infanticidal dumb sluts
>>34843110You won't take their rights away.
Stupid ass moth, gets in and then doesn't know how to get out, Im being way too nice trying to gide it outside.
>>34843112*guide
>>34843111keep letting in hoards of shitskins and i won't have to, muhammad will do it for me
Women, would you prefer to be married to a porn star or be forever alone?
>>34842207She used to tell the truthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFXgVisfMxk&t=104sand be decent looking
>>34843112Have you considered that it got in for a reason and doesn't want to get out?
>>34843101>just because your face and genetics aren't THE BEST doesn't mean you should just fucking give upIronic saying that on this board.
>>34842962You could get that right now. Metal teeth have been available for ages. What does that have to do with cyberware though?
When you really think about it the pros and cons of sex are pretty heavily towards the con sideconrisk of STDsrisk of unwanted pregnancy risk of being tied to someone you just wanted sex with rather than a relationship profeel good for 30 to 45 minutes or less sex is a scam
>>34843135Wanking has none of those cons.
>>34843110Ok incel
>>34843135>feel good for 30 to 45 minutes or lessMuch less. Women get bored in 5 minutes unless you're muscular, tower over them and act like a maniac.
>>34843123Depends on the porn. Solo/lesbian stuff, no problem
I think I would look cool with an eye patch
>>34843140vocel i'm so hot women take creepshots of me
>>34843135Nice try incelYou can use protection and go to the doctor to check that partners involved are free of std. Making the risk basically zero.Not having sex makes you a miserable, you lack experience and then you miss out on the best joys of life.
>>34843135By that logic the whole of life has more cons than pros, but most people still want to live and cherish life. Not everything can be broken down into rational argument, let alone lists.
>>34843148haha mhm
>>34843156Risk is too low to make that claim, incel.You can have se; have healthy relationships, build a family and a community. Kinda the norm for healthy successful people. And you decided to he a loser, for what? Not having sex haha
>>34843158healthy relationships are predicated by not having premarital sex. even if you can skirt around some of the health effect with modern medicine and technology you can't get rid of the opportunity cost. you can't undo the devaluing of something sacred and the spiritual and psychological implications of it.i've seen the broken families and communities that come out of such degeneracy and why the west is in freefall
>>34843159This the same mindset that creates a wave or teen pregnancy and std’s. Telling people not to have sex and also not educate on safe sex is the perfect mix of disaster. And clearly not having sex makes you a whiny bitch, must be tiring
Is getting a medical checkup a good idea for a first date?
>>34843145Everyone does.
>>34843162Yes, please suggest that and report back
>>34843161>Telling people not to have sex and also not educate on safe sexnotice that i never mentioned anything about either of those things, people like this just can't help but lie, they do it with every breath people should be having tons of sex and be well educated on it. while married. ideally somewhere from 18-22. children are a blessing and here you are talking about them like a curse.
>>34843166You don’t have to mention it. You are spouting the same dumb stuff. Obviously I assume you are not self aware enough to realize. Tell us more about the sex and family you don’t have haha
>>34843152Sex for free with women is the most expensive kind of sex.
>>34843171It’s not. Try it
>>34843172I have money but I don't have the necessary currency. Pass.
>>34843174Maturity and attractiveness?
>>34843168>spouting the same dumb stuff>Not having sex makes you a miserable, you lack experience and then you miss out on the best joys of lifethe irony
ladies, what do you think of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9NoQHgjM_0
>>34843176>Not having sex makes you a miserable, you lack experience and then you miss out on the best joys of lifeHe's right tho.
>>34843174Haha you don’t pass on people, people pass on you. Nice try though, made me laugh
>>34843175Dating maturity, attractivenes and extraversion.
>>34843176Nope. Try something else
>>34843180Back at you.>Try itThat implied that it's a choice. Hence the reply.
>>34843182Being a basketball player is bad and people shouldn’t do it because I’m short. I get your logic
Is r/IncelTear unavailable again in Bengaluru or why are you here?
>>34843184All incels are volcels.
>>34843187All homeless people are voluntarily homeless, they could just buy a house.
>>34843179>He's right tho.nah it's like walking into a casino, generally the house wins generally, when engaging with the average democrat ho, you're going to lose. no matter how hot you think she is, you're losing that exchange even if you just one night stand it. i have more than enough experience to say this and men that think otherwise are deluded cattle
>>34843196It's okay, just wait until they're used up and they'll become republican tradwives that you can marry.
>>34843203nah bro, don't even get me started on most republican cunts. almost just as delusional as democrat ones, they're just usually less infanticidal which is admittedly a big plusanyway i don't date over 25 lol
Do you guys play with pokimanes?
>>34843210>pokimaneYuck.
>>34843210Yeh, I beat Red Version in eight hours with just a Clefable for most of the game. Nobody can say I'm bad at games now.
I think the actor that plays the dad from Modern Family would have made a great villian in a serious movie, I know he could have played it really smooth. I picture him with a crisp white shirt no tie and a suit with a hot chick on his arm, clean shaven really focusing on his scar and owning it
>>34843176NTA but you would be a rare outlier to oppose pre-marital sex this strongly and advocate teaching safe sex to teenagers. Most conversatives also want people to know safe sex practices but their fear that if you teach them young, people will take it as encouragement to fuck around, tends to win out.
>pokimaneshe's an abuela now
>>34843212>>34843217Clearly this is a reference I didn't get.
>>34843215it's because everything in our zogged culture is telling people to fool aroundbut if you're in a small, religious, rural community where fooling around could have serious consequences and there isn't a constant onslaught of lascivious media encouraging you to do it, and you know a marriage is right around the corner for you where you can have tons of sex, then i think education on sex isn't going to hurt but homeschooling>>>private school>>public school public schools shouldn't even be able to teach that shit, that whole system needs to be torched, they have degens go from school to school straight up telling kids what porn sites to go to and they call it sex ed, that that's not going to have a positive effect
>>34843221Right so you do oppose teaching about safe sex (unless a ton of specific criteria are met that are hard to meet - nowadays the internet brings all its porn right to the most rural and religious communities, too).
>>34843223i oppose the 19th amendment and if you knew what i did you would too
>>34843210One of these days I have to download an emulator so I can play emerald and mystery dungeon again. I don't know long my gba or the cartridges will survive.
Just torch porn industries to the ground, hunt and hang porn producers and unrepentant actresses burn them at the stakeIn Minecraft
Moids, who is more attractive:Alysa Liu or Isabeau Levito?Sabrina Carpenter or Billie Eilish?Jenna Ortega or Anya Taylor-Joy?Sydney Sweeney or Amanda Seyfried?Pokimane or Emiru?Alizee or Taylor Swift?Margot Robbie or Natalie Portman?
>>34843233Who cares celebrities are subhuman
whenever a nation and its people give itself over to such degeneracy then it's not long before it's destroyed study history
>>34843221They teach kids as young as 7 or 8 how to have anal sex in schools. If you talk to a child about sodomy and sex you are arrested for being a pedo but now we just allow teachers to just do it instead
>>34843233Aren't you going to ask today if Alysa Liu sucked a dick?
>>34843237(((elites))) really really like defiling kids
Thoughts on miss narcissist?
>>34843242Have you heard of ~L G T B Q plus ~ WELL I am the T in tranny kid groomer ACK ACK ACK
Waking up early is great>Wake up at 4am>Eat, Coffee, Gym, Shit, and Shower done by 7am>Gives you more time with less distractions since most people are still asleepRest of the day is easy mode, you should really try it for a week or so.
>>34843244She got Kurt Cobain killed and inherited his wealth. She also got Kurt' affair partner killed as well. And the guy who ran the autopsy in Kurt and the other girl was a massive fan of Courtney who she presumably fucked
>>34843233I don't know them all but im thinkingIsabeau Levito even though I don't know who she is,Billie Hellish Anya Taylor Joy before bucal fat removalI dont know who Seyfried is, Im gonna go with her just causeEmiruDont know who alizee is, gonna guess SwiftNatalie Portman
Both genders What are some green flags?
>>34843246I've been doing that every day for over seven years. It's impossible to have a job AND take care of a property and family otherwise.
>>34843246oh, so fucking great!let's be tired at 11 fucking am, just 13 short hours to be tired now
>>34843251MaleShe is virgin She isn't a fat fuckShe hasn't taken SSRIs, Antipsychotic, or Birth Control She doesn't aspire to kill babies in her womb
>>34843233Isabeau LevitoBillie Eilish but both are mistandrists now and make me puke.Anya Taylor-JoyAmanda SeyfriedEmiru I guess, but whatever. Wouldn't even introduce myself to either.AlizeeNatalie Portman
>>34843251MNot saying fake shit like how much she loves you.
>>34843251mpatience, kindness,empathy, sympathy, acceptance
>>34843251F. Besides the obvious ones, I think it's a huge green flag when a guy is willing to honestly share his disinterest in something when we're making plans instead of playing coy or lying just to satisfy my preferences.
>>34843246Great, now I've slept like 3 hours less in exchange of half an hour to kill before I have to go to work anyway.
>>34843258Empathy is hard when you've lived different life experiences from most people, though.
>>34843261first off, idgaf whether it's hard. it's a green flag.second off, having more variety in experience enhances the empathy. Knowing more humans allows you to abstract the essence of general human needs.less excuses anon, more development
>>34843233AlysaBillieAnyaSweeneyEmiruAlizee>Natalie Portman or Margot RobbieThis is the only hard one. I guess Natalie in her prime, and Margot today.
>>34843262I've been trying. I'm just saying that my lack of genuine empathy in some scenarios is hopefully not too red of a flag, since it's made up for with the other green flags you've mentioned. Empathy is the holy grail of all that, though.
>>34843123>Women, would you prefer to be married to a porn star or be forever alone?Can the pornstar be Dani Daniels?
>>34843262NTAThe more variety of experience you have with people, the more likely you are to realize that your empathy is wasted on most or get burn out.
>>34843233>Isabeau Levito>Kill me>Anya Taylor-Joy>Sidney>Emiru>Alizee>MargotAlizee mogs them all
>>34843269I love how for these kind of people things like empathy or kindness must be turned on 100% 24/7, and the moment you show any doubt or tiredness they'll say that any empathy or kindness you have is fake and performative. Literally brainless sheep without souls.
>>34843233goyslop goyslopgoyslopgoyslopgoyslopgoyslopgoyslop
>>34841878>SOTP HAVING SEX STOP HAVING SEX PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORELol. Lmao even. The only "people" you are psyopping with this garbage are your fellow incels. Do you really think Chad will not hit on your crush at the bus stop and end up fucking her because you posted shit on the internet? haha
>>34843270check the dictionary, empathy is not what you think it is.
>>34843259>Besides the obvious onesSuch as?
>>34843273faggotfaggotfaggotfaggot faggotfaggot faggot
>>34843276Good hygiene, politeness, patience, commitment, assertiveness, etc.
>>34843275What a nothingburger of a reply. Might as well call me a retard.
>>34843273this
Why do zoomers think Empathy is a virtue? It's not even among theist of virtues neither in modern philosophy or the old greek
>>34843284Why do you think that modern or old greek philosophy has any value?
>>34843262don't forget to buy a rope and hang yourself, btw.
I'm so glad women don't have male brain. Imagine being struck by lightning every time the other sex did literally anything kind of nice.
>>34843291
state gender is liking jim carrey a red flag for you
State genderIs thinking that questions like this are good >>34843296a red flag?
>>34843254>>34843260On this schedule I'm normally going to bed around 8pm. I don't crash around noon and I normally drink my coffee around 5am.>>34843253It does feel like it gives you a lot more time, like three blocks of the day instead of two.
Big meanies
>>34843296myes
>>34843291If you want to see the true nature of women, you offer them a shared space and let them talk to each other.
I think Marxists and socialists should be arrested and imprisoned or kicked out of their countries
>>34843300In my country, we're notoriously late. We have dinner around 9 or 10 pm, so we usually go to sleep at 11 or 12. Then wake up at 6 or 7 am because work usually starts at 8. So I don't think I can fit your schedule.
in order to have a healthy prostate a man has to ejaculate at least 21 times a month
>>34843305I think capitalists should look around at the state of their countries and realize some socialism should not be for just suit wearing overpaid drug addicted hooker fucking elites
>>34843251MHonestyTaking care of your health, presentation, and living spaces.Being able to contribute to a conversation or at least not interrupt it. >>34843233Isabeau LevitoSabrina CarpenterJenna OrtegaSydney SweeneyEmiruAlizeeNatalie Portman
>>34843300jeez, man, it's physically impossible to fall asleep before 11pm. i can lay in bed and pretend all i like, it would simply never happen.it's impossible to ingest food before 10am, but preferrably the first meal shouldn't come before 2pm. The brain also won't begin to function until 10-11am.the peak productivity begins at 7pm and can easily last until 1-3am
>>34843303>online xitter trad hag "influencer"Its like rummaging through a garbage can and pontificating on "the true nature of food"
>>34843311Same. Doing sports before 10am is also entirely pointless and will make me exhausted for the whole day instead of increasing my energy level.
>>34843233>PhysicallyIsabeau LevitoSabrina CarpenterAnya Taylor-JoyAmanda SeyfriedEmiruTaylor SwiftMargot Robbie>MentallyWomen are all the same: inoffensive generic woman and angry gay woman.
>>34843309so you mean something like... national socialism, socialism that's good for the nation
>>34843309>hooker fucking elitesChild*
Why is it nearly impossible or impossible to make yourself to stop loving a certain person? Why do we have no choice in the way in which we choose who we are attracted to?
>>34843307I do this in the US, if you eat that late then you are not going to be able to do it.>>34843311The only caffeine I drink is coffee, I do drink diet soda but only caffeine free kind with meals.Also saying "X begins at Y" is relative to your circadian rhythm, which can be engineered with a different schedule. Your future circumstances are a product of you and your choices.
>>34843308>in order to have a healthy prostate a man has to ejaculate at least 21 times a monthYou femanons talk a big game but provide little help.
>>34843320yk how many girls i've loved the shit out of that i had to dump? get over it
>>34843320It's easy when you realize that you were never going to receive romantic affection anyway.
>>34843325If I was a mod I'd ban you because your posts are too low quality
>>34843326>>34843326>executing billionaires if the yget caught bribing, and it also means no "bailouts" for failed gamblersthe problem is when a country does these things the jewish world declares war and gets their host states to destroy it
>>34843324>>34843324Hmph, it didn't say anything about you needing help,incel, don't you have to go do push ups in front of "top g's" prison today? Don't forget to send him your pics, "king".
>>34843329China seems to be doing fine. The leader of the jewish world was just there a few months ago to personally spit shine Xis dick even.
I've known two women who "tried" to kill themselves, and they're both still alive. I've known four guys who tried to kill themselves and they're all dead.Femanons, how funny is male suicide to you? I realise social media is not a good sample, but it's a little alarming how many women either don't care or seemingly take pleasure in it.
>>34843251FA good relationship with their parents
>>34843328yea, igi, my life is the farthest thing from your so it seems like a caricature, just a low effort troll post but nope that's just my life, sometimes you just have to let em go
>>34843333>Femanons, how funny is male suicide to you?Very funny, you should do it more
>>34843333Nah, that’s you and your dumb bias
>>34843332china is not doing fine. and china is as corrupt as it gets.
Femanons, are you aware of how far the average guy is willing to go for the smallest scrap of affection and validation?
>>34843339I'm not saying it's across the board, I'm just stating what I've seen.
>>34843344Yes
>>34843344The average guy isn't an incel who is repelling women with a stink cloud of pure desperation though
>>34843345>glownigger copeimax projector over here
>>34843346You are leading the question like a moron, try again
>Fools out here glazing China just because Hasan Piker is on their payroll completely ignorant of how they actually treat people over therepeople really are eager to just leap into propaganda just because someono they hate is against it
one thing i will give china, they treat islam like a mental illness and put muslims in concentration campsit's probably a smarter approach than the west's
>>34843348Lol, lmao even.
>>34843331Bottom G is gay, not me. Thanks for the reminder to stay active though.
>>34843233NAM>Alysa Liu or Isabeau Levito?Alysa>Sabrina Carpenter or Billie Eilish?Sabrina is prettier and has great legs, but Billie got the yiddies >Jenna Ortega or Anya Taylor-Joy?Both are weird looking imo>Sydney Sweeney or Amanda Seyfried?Sydney, she at least has an ass.>Pokimane or Emiru?Poki. She's got a fat ass, while Emiru looks two missed meals away from being Eugenia Cooney.>Alizee or Taylor Swift?Taylor is prettier and doesn't have that billboard of a forehead. Code Lyoko looking bitch. >Margot Robbie or Natalie Portman?Margot is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Natalie is cool too, but she's also Jewish. >>34843251>What are some green flags?Nigeria, Pakistan, Macau, Jamaica.>>34843291The current one is a Sihk woman who helped campaign for Hillary Clinton, which goes to show how she feels about rape victims.>>34843296>is liking jim carrey a red flag for youAs an actor? No. As a person? Yes.>>34843333>Femanons, how funny is male suicide to you?It's not. And men have a higher success rate both because they don't tend to self-harm in the lead-up to it and also have no qualms about violent methods. Men will shoot themselves, jump off shit, and hang themselves. Women, despite having a higher attempt rate, usually go for poisoning or intentional overdosing, which has a lower lethality.>>34843352The only thing I like about China is the women and cars (they steal from Western companies).
>>34843350If you don't have an answer you can just say so. You don't have to be a bitch about it.
>>34843352I like that they are clearly self interested in ways that are mutually beneficial to their recipients like trade.I also think their rapid industrialization of hundreds of millions of people is a historical achievement, albeit with many sacrifices.Doesn't mean they are a model society, but they certainly have their upsides.
>>34843359>but Billie got the yiddiesDid you know her mom is Samara?
I dont get why foids keep trying to gaslight us into thinking this goblin is hot, what do they get out of it?
>>34843363Yeah, I told everyone here that.
>>34843338>Very funny, you should do it moreAs a male feminist, I won't deny women the satisfaction of taking us out themselves.
>>34843359>As an actor? Nohis acting is terrible over the top garbage most of the time and his comedy is seldomly funny
>>34843365A person's affect contributes more to attractiveness in women's eyes than in ours
>>34843347And are you happy with yourself?
>>34843365and example of someone who will be mid no matter how hard they try but chicks see that and her fame and love it because mer midness makes it seem more attainable for them
>>34843377What keyboard layout has H and M next to each other?
>>34843321well, i don't drink coffee at all, unless for taste once in a month, maybe>relative to your circadian rhythmas a person who has been completely out of the rhythm and just falling asleep at completely random times for months i still experience the same. obviously, corrected for the hour, but not being able to eat early, brain activation and peak efficiency are all constant. the values i used assume 8am being early, 6am very early and 10-12pm late.>can be engineeredno, not really. Only within a very limited frame.it's the matter of metabolism's model. we are permanently different and we couldn't be made compatible with training.>Your future circumstances are a product of you and your choices.the consequences of your actions will never be the same
>>34843333>women sometimes attempt suicide and fail>men when attempting suicide usually succeed>conclusion: WOMEN MOST AFFECTED
>>34843378NTAA russian/cyrillic one? Our letter N is written with "H"
>>34843378dvorak
>>34843379>no, not really. Only within a very limited frame.You can tell yourself whatever you want but at the end of the day you are making excuses for why you can't do it. If it is as big an issue as you claim, then go to a doctor to figure it out. Most likely, you simply don't have much consistency in your life and as such you can't make changes willingly because you are enslaved by your short term desires. And that is only applicable if you aren't happy with your current way of doing things, which you may be. With that said, you can't predict what you can't measure, having a form of routine is the best way to make the most of your time.
>>34843359Because they live and suffer more. Men choose a less painful path and this hurts women a lot. Yes, Hillary Clinton tier logic.
>>34843335An actual answer at last.
>>34843231They’ll outlive you if you take good care of them, but the batteries in your carts are probably all dead.
>>34843365You wouldn't get it. She's a girls girl.
>>34843390Based Gaylor holdout
Need cuckquean gf
>>34843386bud, you have no idea about my life and you're shooting in the dark.My unusual metabolism is my great asset, allowing me to take better paid jobs without any issue. My schedule has been completely out of the window at times and perfectly stable for years at other times.I'm not complaining, just pointing out that whatever you do is not some universal truth, just a different lifestyle fit for a different metabolism. If society understood this, perhaps we would stop torturing half of it into functioning in hours that don't make sense for them at all.I've been to morning school schedules and i've been to evening school schedules. In the latter, i've always did amazing, in the former i never managed to adapt. No amount of pretending and just laying in bed would ever put me to sleep before 1 am, maybe 3 am. No amount of structuring shit.and i'm not a slave to anything, my life is nicely organised, thank you very much
You can be old fat and smart, but if you are young and fat and posturing yourself as an intellectual, then I simply cannot trust you.
>>34843365Do not use "goblin" as an insult. Goblins have fat asses and thick thighs and sky high sex drives. They are incredibly hot. Taylor is no goblin.
>>34843396Holy goonerbrain comment.
>>34843365>I dont get why foids keep trying to gaslight us into thinking this goblin is hot, what do they get out of it?Because women are not human. And I am not joking when I say that, they don't come from this planet. The White House said they would reveal information concerning aliens that would give humans an ontological shock, remember? The secret is out, women are Venusians hailing from Venus they are an alien race known as "Mantids" a psychic insectoid biped creature that looks like a giant praying mantis that all possess telepathy and mind controlling pheromonal powers. All women's true form is a giant insect but they psychically trip out brains into perceiving a fair human.These female Mantids operate like insect colonies, they are a hivemind and they always have an elected Matriarch 'Queen Bee'. Taylor Swift is their current Queen Bee.
>>34843401What a stupid thing to say. Welcome to 4chan, newfag.
>>34843404Why don't they bite our heads off?
>>34843365Are you talking about taylor or sabrina?
>>34843404Please, Taylor was dethroned years ago. There hasn't been any real stability since Beyonce stepped down.
>>34843406>Why don't they bite our heads off?They do but in psychic aether dimensions our bodies are untouched but as soon as you date one or marry one the man loses his senses, his mind is under the control of the mantid female. You ever wonder why when men get abducted into a relationship with one they stop hanging out with other guys? They lose all their former interests and hobbies? They just think about working for the Mantid female overlord? That's when the mantid 'bites their head off' they devour the man's psychic mind basically.Picrel how women really look
>>34843394>bud, you have no idea about my life and you're shooting in the dark.I already said it was under the presumption that you aren't happy with your current way of doing things. My exact way of doing things isn't objective, but having a plan to do what you want to do is the core point. Your "morning" could be 9pm, but having that consistency is useful for everyone.And if you aren't falling asleep early it isn't because you are magically unable to, it is because your body is signaling you not to due to things like your circadian rhythm, eating windows, level of physical exertion, caffeine intake, time awake ect. These are all levers that can be modified. I don't just lay in bed for hours until I fall asleep, I am tired early. I didn't used to be, I used to have issues with sleeping when I wanted to and waking up when I wanted to. Adding structure around that instead of trying to force it in the moment is what alleviated those issues.
>>34843408Silence Mantid, your barbed hooks shall not perforate my masculine mind. Your words are forfeit, men now understand it was females who developed language. You call it "spelling" because it casts spells on the men. Go back to Venus where you belong
>>34843393My gf is like that, I guess.
Subsaharan
My girlfriend and I (planning to propose soon) had the sexual history conversation early on when we were dating, and we're both virgins. Now that we're a lot more serious about each other, part of me wants to know how intimate she has been in the past, because she is my first girlfriend, first kiss, first everything, and I think having this conversation is kind of necessary, to understanding how she sees me, and what I am to her. I love her a lot, and even if she has done sexual things (though I pray she hasn't) I have matured to a place where I would be hurt, but would be able to move past it.Is this a foolish thing to dwell on? I can't seem to move past it without knowing, so I kind of feel like I have to ask.
>>34843430>I think having this conversation is kind of necessary, to understanding how she sees me, and what I am to her.I'm surprised to read this. Is the fact she's your first gf and first kiss important to understanding how you see her? If so, do you mind explaining?
Women, do you sanction my buffoonery?
>>34841465I found it through encyclopedia dramatica in the late 2000s. It's been my only form of socialization since covid.
Tell me some funny genitals/sex words in your native tongue.
>>34843434It's not about my view of her so much as it is about knowing how she views me, and how special our intimacy is to her.
>>34843447Right but I am asking YOU.
>>34843426How so?
>>34843446We have a funny song about all the words for penis.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTZkKQRRf8&list=RDHCTZkKQRRf8&start_radio=1
>>34843446FOTZESCHWENGEL
Red pill me on Colombian women.
>>34843457Like most latinas, the vast majority ar loud, obnoxious, jealous and hystrionic. Like living with someone with BPD, but they call it a personality,
Woen, do you think its intrusive if men want to flirt with you and try to physically escalate things?
>>34843457Pic related.
Some things are only available in a form that can’t last.
>>34843457Get a pale one at least.
>>34843461what if my body count is also very high
>>34843450Oh, I misunderstood what you were asking. I don't think I would necessarily love her any less if she were my second or third girlfriend, but I think the fact that she is the person I've gone the farthest with sexually, and the first physical and emotional relief I have ever experienced after being alone, sexually repressed, and emotionally repressed for over two decades definitely has an effect on how I see her, and how bonded I am to her. She's my everything, and I'm just afraid that maybe I am not that to her.
>>34843464Then it will continue growing after her.
>>34843461Hot
>>34843460It's harassment
>>34843465I've literally avoided women for years after fixing my shit and getting inertest precisely because I didn't want to end up in your situation.I don't think building an actual relationship on that gross imbalance is possible, basically you forfeit all further experiences for someone who already had them. Thats just not good.
>>34843471To specify, my question was directed towards women who also have sex and sexual experiences. Femcels, incels and troons need to apply.
>>34843446PenePipí PirulínVergaVagina Pepa ConchaPanocha SexoCojerCuliarEl delicioso
>>34843476>SEXOOOOOO
>>34843457They are all prostitutes some are prostitute/sicario
>>34843476Forgot Riata
>>34843476concha vs Dutch kontjeneed a spanish gf
>>34843472I don't know that she has had them though. We're both virgins, but I know she has kissed before me. Is that too much imbalance? This is really the reason I want to have the discussion, is to find out if we are balanced enough in our past experiences.
>>34843483NTAAnd what are you even going to do if there's an imbalance?
Classic set up for, I didn't lie, I told you I was virgin but I sucked 26 dicks. You never asked.
>>34843483No idea how old you are, its not unusual for people to have their first experiences in their early twenties. Ist adifferent matter if you lost your izardhood like I did.>>34843485Break up or just leave it at having sex? I always thought the idea of staying with your first was weird as fuck. What works once also works twice, once you've broken through that barrier the world is your oyster.
>>34843481>RiataSounds like a cheese.>ConchaThis also means shell, right?
>>34843494Sí
>>34843495I went to Spain last year and learned a bit to get around, but in the end everybody was ok with just English after a few sentences. heh
>How was I supposed to know that you care about that sort of stuff!!! wtffff
>>34843485Evaluate, and act accordingly. Naturally it depends on what the imbalance is. If it was a gross imbalance, I might have to break up. More moderate, and I may have to pull away and reassess my feelings to some degree to protect my heart.
Is some incel having a crashout about an imaginary event that will never happen to him anyway...?
Hol up, I'm finna crashout!
>>34843489>Ist adifferent matter if you lost your izardhoodAre you having a stroke.
Femanons, why do you think she didn't want to have sex?
All Colombians, both men and women, cheat.
>>34843503>4 times in the last yearThat is utterly unacceptable.
>>34843500>crashout
>>34843461If there is any truth to that their pussies must be wrecked.
>>34843451She likes watching me fuck our bf.
>>34843489I was 28 when we started dating and she was 23
>>34843494>ConchaAlso a very tasty sweet bread.
>>34843503naf, but because hes the iond of limp dicked cuck who will humiliate himself by begging for sex and not break up. Bet he talked to her about lmao
>>34843516xDD just divorce bro!
>I wanna eat her concha
>>34843494What if a chicken yells you to me chupa la concha?
>>34843457>Redpill me on Latina woman https://youtu.be/feix9fZv-UA?is=H2RCjhUYEW5EcHRMCOÑO
>>34843517>just keep flogging that dead horse while life passes you by broDo divorcees still get burned at thevstake? Seems to be something I am missing here
>>34843518Enjoy that Montezuma’s Revenge
>>34843523xDD just forget the vows bro! Make your kids bastards bro!! Dude trust me bro I never married before
>>34843522What did he even do?
>>34843526He was being a Coño
>>34843522Do Latinas really fetishize makeup sex?
>>34843525>make your kids bastardsYoure aware that no one knows, let aline cares, right?>muh vowsThat "marriage" only exists on paper, any vows are null and void due to having been mutually broken in fact.
>>34843503Unironically this >>34843516Men should really learn how to demand common sense stuff. Unacceptable behavior shouldn't be tolerated. Its the same if your woman insults you, asks for a"break" separate beds or what have. Divorce/break up on the spot, faggots.
>>34843526Exist. All Latina women are bipolar. You can say the exact same thing on 2 different days, even a simple good morning, same tone, and receive 2 massively different responses>day 1 good morning mi anor>day 2 stream of consciousness lecture and monoligue about how you don't love her or do anyyhing for her, accuses you of talking to an ex you havent seen in 5 years, oh and she made your lunch.
I'm buying the sword next paycheck
>>34843535Depends of the type of Latina. Cuban women are by far the corniest of the bunch. I dont think there's another culture where sex is so nonchalant.
>>34843538>>34843543>We get closer to the image limit because of things like this.
If you lived in New York, you would hate latinas too
>>34843544Oh no. The tragedy of it all
>>34843504Colombian chick I work with says she has cheated with every previous boyfriend she ever had but swears she never cheated on her husband.
>>34843547Does she mean she stopped cheating on him when they got married? Lol
Either genderMy friend says she wants to move to Washington D.C. She thinks there is more to do there and has heard it's a great place for single women. Advice for her and thoughts?
>>34843554The problem with DC is nearly every man there is gay and the straight men are 50+
>>34843550Allegedly she never cheated on him even while dating. But can you just turn that off even for the right guy? He seems like a good guy though, but his looks are below mid. She admitted he is like intge bottom 25% of attractiveness of all the guys she has been with.
>>34843559God women are such a fucking meme
>>34843554Your friend is some sort of chinese or russian spy
>>34843555There is like 6 million people in the DC metro area. The men can't all be old or gay!
>>34843520It gawk at it in my manliest gawk.>>34843524I already did!
>>34843559Why not, shes obviously ready to settle down now. Shes just not a sexual person, shit.
>>34843563Most of them are Republican Senators so shes probably out of luck. But apparently half this thread is from New York , so if she goes there she can have a train run on her.
Hello you torta chasers
I have a not-date with a "Friend" of mine, how do I get her to sleep with me?
I want to ruin somebody.I want to turn a cute girl into a complete whore.Not sure about the exact details yet though.
>>34843592but anon, all women are complete whores already.. there's nothing left for you to ruin
isn't this pic ominous? A woman holds a baby while saying "same, Lindsay"? Referring to the woman that killed her 3 kids.
>>34843596You're exactly the kind of fucking retarded I'd train her shit on and then you'd send her your last savings, aka your mom's chicken nuggies.
Dude onlyfans is so fucking trash. Nobody told me that if you subscribe to a girl you still have to buy every single video of theirs and they all want like $25 per video, the subscription does nothing but give you access to previews. Why don't men just get prostitutes that they can actually fuck instead of being addicted to this shit? I only spent like $5 for a subscription and I want my money back.
>>34843600lmao, goodluck phaggot, I ain't no simp
>>34843602You got the perfect turbo retard mentality.The easiest possible target.You'll be stripping your monkey pjs to her on cam.
>>34843599abortion is legal, chud.
>>34843592That cute short petite sweet girl you think is innocent has a double digit body count. She's bounced her flat bony ass up and down on multiple cocks. Cocks. Plural.
>>34843604>calls me a retard>doesnt even know that all women are whoresyeah goodluck anonyou sound like a pathetic simp
Both gendersAt what age should I kill myself if I haven't managed to get sex?
>>34843599She got reported to CPS so hopefully the save those 6 kids in time.
>>34843607Your insanely low IQ will make it incredibly easy.>>34843606And you are the next EZ victim.I mean you're not really a victim, you deserve to be bled out.
>>34843599Why don't bigoted Conservative chuds support post-birth abortions?
>>34843503>4 times a yearthats how often I masturbate per month. i couldn't imagine having such a dead sex life
>>34843620>thats how often I masturbate per monthI jerk off 4 times a day lmao
>>34843620Bro that's how many times I masturbate a day
>>34843621>>34843622yeah but I'm not a man
>>34843611Never, the pinnacle of Man is not having sexual realtions with someone of the opposite sex
>>348436234 times a month is still a low amountJust once a week?
>>34843601>enshittificationAs the US economy continues to K shape. Websites and people are naturally attempting to wealth extract from the top line of the economy This means everything becomes nickled and dimed. Just spend that money working on yourself so you can get women for free
>>34843613source? that sounds fun
How do I stop myself from stalking my ex? I haven't done anything super excessive like hacking or creating alt-accounts, but I can't stop myself from checking her public social media, even with URL blockers.
>>34843626yes, these are my stats for august
>>34843633I got lucky my ex realized I was stalking her alt account on twitter and made it private
>>34843633You have to move on with life.You are continuing to re open a portion of your book.To keep the analogy going I'm say you need to finish up this chapter by writing a conclusion for yourself.Then use that to propel yourself into something new and exciting.Only by doing that can you really let her go
So JH was never actually raped? Her uncle just hugged her a few times and she lied to everyone about him raping her? What an evil piece of shit cunt.
>>34843636I thought I was looking at a list of nuts from January, July and December for a second
>>34843641I'm aware of why it's a bad idea, I'm more concerned with the "how to not do it" part.
>>34842729entire comment sections like this
>>34843636do you keep track of other things like that?
I only seed femanons, I never seed torrents.
Coffee is good for me.
>>34843642Source?
>>34843636Did you list what you jilled off to?
Do 4chan couples stalk each other on here?
>>34843644> "how to not do it" part.You don't do it by finding other things to fill your time. If you allow your mind to just sit and dwell on her without resolution. Then of course you are going to spend time obsessing over her. Your only solution is to do the age old: hit the gym, delete Facebook, and redefine yourself.
>>34843647i have diaries got a few things includingmasturbatingsexdrug useetc>>34843652I think of my partner (were ldr)
>>34843654How many couples do you seriously think are on 4Chan?
>>34843654>4chan couplesA myth
>>34843656Are you the Spanish femanon?
>>34843662no
>>34843651His pedophile fantasies.
>>34843646I'm so glad 56% zoomer girls are projected to remain unmarried through natural life. Maybe we can make it trendy to get their tubes tied while we're at it so they don't pass on their useless genetic material
>>34843654Only once you break up.
>>34843670lol
Women, should I block her?
I’m so ugly how willing are people to date ugly people?
>>34843682Non-willing
>>34843554M>Expensive>Higher than average crime>Miserably hot summers>Miserable traffic>Full of insufferable student government types trying to get into the fed>shit sports teams
>>34843682Even people who think they're ugly themselves won't date other people they think are ugly
>>34843554MI know a woman who moved there for similar reasons but ended up moving to Oklahoma City after a couple of years and seems to prefer it there.I figure any city is good for single women but that this is maybe not the greatest time to move to Washington, DC. I'd rather go to Philly, NYC or Boston if I were her. You can still get to DC by train from those cities.
Is suicide for cowards?
>>34843699Yes.
>>34843699No
>>34843687correcting you to say it's not just miserably hot, it's miserably hot AND humid. i moved to the southwest from the mid atlantic and i'll take the dry heat any day over the humidity back east.
>>34843648You never get to seed femanons if you don't seed your torrents
I hate you, Femanon!*paints Femanon's room beige while she's at the grocery store*
>>34843708That's unironically a good color to keep bugs away.
>>34843503Either she is low libido, felt ashamed to be caught masturbating, or she doesn't enjoy sex with him. I'll never understand marrying someone you wouldn't want to spend all day in bed with.
>>34843599She's evil. Report her. She'll probably try harming her baby.
>>34843682Depends.If you're a woman, charm and being a degen can make up for it.If you're a man, charm and being witty can make up for it.
>>34843699Yeah, you make it everyone else’s problem instead which is kinda gay
>>34843713*places ladybug egg clusters in Femanon's room*
I blocked her :D
I asked my gf if she’d be open to sharing nudes and she said no. I told her that was fine but honestly it bothers me. We have been a couple for a year now and we’ve done literally nothing sex-wise. I love her but it feels like we are friends not asexual couple.
>>34843735You need to talk with her in person about this asap.
>>34843620>i couldn't imagine having such a dead sex lifecheck your privilege foid
>>34843732Why
>>34843620I had an extremely dead bedroom in my last relationship and even then I had sex around ten times in a year
Hey femanon *Looks at your ovaries*How are those doing?
>>34843735>couple for a year now and we’ve done literally nothing sex-wiseLol
I don't know why some of you are so obsessed with me.
Take away the foids ability to cum
>>34843741I want to stop worrying about whether or not I’m gonna hear from her again. I also figure me blocking her would be a relief for her.
How do you handle previously being invisible to the opposite sex and then suddenly becoming insanely attractive?
>>34843735>I told her that was fine but honestly it bothers me.You are a Nice Guy™Which means you are lying to her about your needs as a man. You have to reject this notion that this will get better on its own. You have to explain this to her. Otherwise your resentment will build until you explode. Deal with this now like the other anon said
>>34843748Who are you, Mariah Carey?
>>34843751Never happened to me
>>34843751Just roll with it and try to not to let it get to your head
>>34843754>Mariah CareyNobody under the age of thiry knows that literal who.
goodmorning anons
>>34843767Thoughts on John candy?
>>34843767Morning
>>34843767Morning, how do you do
Is there something less masculine than believing in some sort of inherent masculine energy that you tap on because you're that good?
>>34843770i dont trust canadians
>>34843774Probably, but that is very boyish.
>>34843751Can't say that's a problem I've ever had.
>>34843777I thought he'd be your type
>>34843783howd u ever know it was me all i said was gm 0_0
>>34843786Psychic abilities I think it's also funny how he died from his obesity don't you find that funny
Shitted so hard I clogged the toilet award
>>34843788ppl die all the time for all sorts of reason,
Female opinions on masculinity is definitely the most irl example of > If I had asked my customers what they wanted, they would have told me a faster horse
>>34843786I could also tell it was you
>>34843699Yes and no.It's an escape. You're running away from your problems instead of dealing with them.But it also takes a lot of strength of will and determination to actually do it. I consider myself a coward for wanting to kill myself and doubly a coward for not being able to go through with it.
>>34843791Maybe eat healthier. Take probiotics.
>>34843792Heart attack from being fat. Your bf will die at 40. You will wake up one day and he won't and you will blame yourself and your fetish for his death because if he wasn't fat he wouldn't have died
>>34843805the day just started, why are you already being mean>>34843795well hi, hru anon
>>34843611MI don't believe sex should be the only thing that gives a life worth and meaning.
>>34843809>well hi, hru anonInvincible because I'm sippin coffee. What are you up to today
And when she needs to shelter from reality she takes a dip in my daydreams
I wish women couldn't ever cum. It would make sex even more of a submissive act for them.
>>34843815The female orgasm is a myth
>>34843805>Your bf will die at 40.No, I don't plan to die next year.
Femanons, imagine if you had a son and he grew up to be one of those dudes that does porn reviews.
>>34843815>I wish women couldn't ever cum.I mean, with you they can't anyway.
>>34843821Damn. Brutal.
>>34843820This is how niggas act here thoughbeit
>>34843821Such a predictable comment, try harder next time
>>34843812woke up earlier than i wanted to, just waiting for a chance to nap for probably 3 hours straight, very busy day as u can see
Really gotta start sleeping betterI get really suicidal when sleeping deprived
>>34843827>try harder next timeYou too. lol
>>34843828Cute. LazyCan't say I'd be doing much different if I were in your shoes rn though
>>34843828Are you a NEET?
I love cobalt 60
Women, if your bf wrote a song for you, would you find it flattering or cringe?
>>34843836i go out sometimes for college so probably notbesides that im home all dayive never had a job >>34843832i went to bed much earlier than usually too :P idk why im so tired, hopefully u slept better than i did
>>34843809Oooo I bet that fresh spray feels nice and refreshing on the back.
I have a WFH job. Women would you date a guy that goons during work hours sometimes? lol
>>34843861JH does that and she doesn't work from home
>>34843850>i went to bed much earlier than usually too :P idk why im so tired, hopefully u slept better than i didSounds like it finally caught up with you.I slept surprisingly well, yeah. Conked out about twenty minutes after we last spoke
If they are good then why are they single?
>>34843862>Women can stealth masturbate with their jeans>Can cum without necessarily making a messIts not fair
>>34843867And some of them can cum a billion times in a row if they want. What would we even do with that kind of power
>>34843865I want to go to New York collect a bunch of white girls and keep them in my harem
>>34843869>new york>white girls
>>34843869Sounds like a great way to eventually convince yourself to commit suicide by copA lot of the white girls there are mean
>>34843871There are white girls in New York
>>34843873Hi, white girl from New York
>>34843872They won't be mean if they're with me >>34843874Hey. Do you want to be part of my clan
Why don’t they make nice clothes for small boobs
Befriending a Chad is the biggest blackpill in life.This motherfufcker is pulling 8s every week, sometimes 9s or 10sHe still talks to the uglier ones too but he just doesn't fuck with them Meanwhile I struggle immensely to land a 7. Rally wish I could just be 2 points more attractive, but my face shape is all fucked. not the kind you can fix with a simple jaw surgery
>>34843877They do in Asia
Women ask us some questions plssss. Im so bored
>>34843877They do as far as I can tell. I hung out with some well-dressed small boobs not too long ago.
>>34843883would you rather have a cat tail or cat ears
>>34843876>Hey. Do you want to be part of my clanI was saying hi to a white girl from New York, not saying hi, white girl from New York here. Sorry to disappoint.
Anyone else think small boobs + large areolas are severely underrated?
>>34843885Not him but ears
>>34843885I think tail. Having a tail seems fun. and i can just hide it in my pants if i need to look normal
>>34843890They're rated correctly (dogshit)
>>34843865Are there any articles telling women to stop being such cunts?
>>34843850If you go to college, then by definition you are not a NEET.It also explains why you are here all the time.You're not trying to find a fat guy at college?>>34843861With a WFH job and her being there too, that means you habe an extra 3 or 4 times sex those days.
>>34843503I'd bet money that he violated a boundary or is selfish in bed and she's just putting up with him until she can divorce and remarry someone else.
>>34843890>can tell her to get a boobjob so it looks proportionalyeah its nice i guess
>>34843894HARD disagree
>>34843886Sooner or later they will show up.
>>34843895Yes, actually. I've read a couple. Both written by women
>>34843892i feel like having cat ears would look really weird irl
>>34843899NTAWe know.
I don't like big boobs. Not a boob guy either. Fight me.
>>34843890large areolas are peak and anyone who says anything else is a fag
>>34843904It would, and I'd probably have a headache constantly. But I think I'd pull em off
>>34843885As a man?
>>34843903Link?
>>34843906Nobody cares.
>>34843892how come? >>34843893>hide in pantsthe tail would be proportionate to a fully grown adult so it might be too big to do so.it'll also move like a cat tail does.>>34843910yes!
>>34843899Ok, and there are people who swear by drenching their hot dogs in chocolate sauce, doesn't make it any better
I mean, Re;Zero season 4 episode 11 was good, but idk if i would consider it THE BEST Re;Zero episode like everyone has been glazing it. Anyone else agree? I feel there were other episodes i enjoyed a lot more
>>34843916>how come?The tail would make sitting in practically any chair a literal pain in the ass, I think.
>>34843896the extent of my search for fat guys is hoping i get lucky and share a class w one, that's only happened like twice and they were both really tall dudes, one was like 6'4. just outright intimidating, not a fan. even if they were shorter, im too shy to approach anyone ever.
>>34843913Please tell me you do care, at least a little bit
>>34843925Just get a mail order bf. ez
Women, can I hump a pair of your dirty panties while you degrade me?
>>34843916>yesHm, I think ears just for convenience's sake.I wonder how I'd look as a big guy with cat ears, like if they'd be chunky too.Playing with a tail could be fun, but also inconvenient.>>34843918It's an utter shite anime.Completely worthless trash.>>34843925>intimidatingHuh, that's funny.So you want them to be fat, because you associate being overweight with being kind and harmless.I guess that fits in with you being scared of sex.
>>34843884Why would you call them that
If even Brad Pitt got divorce raped, then what is the average joe schmo supposed to do?
>>34843861Yeah, that's like a third of my day.
>>34843927but i like american men >>34843931>big guy how big.. >So you want them to be fat, because you associate being overweight with being kind and harmless.lol no, i find fat men hot, none of my attraction is rooted in any positive stereotypes of fat ppl, its all rooting in looks, fat men simply turn me on. >scared of sexid argue if you arent a little scared/ nervous for your first time that you dont hold sex to the value it should be held at.
Femanons, describe your areolas and nipples pls
>>34843937Don't beat the shit out of your wife and children for starters.
>>34843940Roughly the size and shape of a Hershey's Kiss when hard
>>34843946Too small
>>34843936Because I'm an annoying and unpleasant person. All I mean is she wasn't dressed poorly.
Men, would you rather rarely have sex, but with different women. Or have sex often but only with one woman?
>>34843946Giant nips
>>34843939>how big..You are too easy to catch. lolI am still the same guy you talked to yesterday who told you good night.Nervous is one thing, and everybody is before their first time with somebody, but you said the other day you are actually scared of it.Do you masturbate to pics of fat guys too?
>>34843951The latter. I don’t have any interest in sex outside of committed relationships. Haven’t had sex since 2019.
>>34843951The latter assuming she's not ugly
>>34843947>>34843952
>>34843951A really stupid question.
>>34843951different women, assuming theyre attractive thoughbeit and "Rarely" means like monthly
>>34843951One woman but she can't have sex with anyone but me
what does the female equivalent of Chad behave like? obviously shes not just a slut, thats too easy to achieve for women
>>34843949How did she dress? Was she Asian?
Shut up and drive.
>>34843962Stacy is a mother of three in her mid thirties, beloved by all who know her, happily married to Chad since at least college
>>34843962She stomps in your balls and drains your wallet without even seeing your dick
>>34843951I'm too degenerate to get off from vanila sex. If the latter is a degen too then I choose that, if not then the former.
>>34843962Slut in college, trad wife to a billionaire
>>34843965Sun hat, earrings, cropped tank top, open blouse, flowy pants, sandals.
>>34843940Very wide, very dark, very bumpy, innie nipples on flat tits.
>>34843953oh youre the guy with the goal weight of 190, any way i can convince you to change that to 290? >but you said the other day you are actually scared of it.i think sex will always be a lil scary for women since something is literally being put in you, its giving a lot of power to another person and allowing yourself in a very vulnerable position. although i do understand men have their own worries too. maybe i overused the word scared. >Do you masturbate to pics of fat guys too?:3 guess
>>34843862I do that very rarely. Don't make it sound like I'm masturbating at work every day.
My dick is doing that thing where I piss and it burns. And it feels like I still have to piss, and there's sediment in my piss.
>>34843977Go to the doctor.
>>34843940Pink small and looks like a pencil eraser
>>34843978Nah it just happens. It usually passes in 20-30 mins but it's annoying. I think it's from jerking off too much
Femanons, describe your ideal Roguelite
>>34843979Nice.
>>34843982Nigga they don't even know what that is
>>34843975>290No, I want to be more healthy, not less.>allowing yourself in a very vulnerable position. Mhm, for some women that is part of what they like. Giving up control, not getting judged and just getting fucked into the mattress.>guessGot any favs?
First clean shit in years, we are so back
>>34843987hey you can be healthy and bigger, strong-fat is a thing>for some women that is part of what they likeso you can sort of understand why some might be a little scared of it?>Got any favs?i follow a good handful of big guys on X who post themselves, from guys upward of 550 to slimmer more strong-fat kinda guys and everything inbetween. wbu? what gets you off anon?
>>34843965White girl, also
The state of female fashion: $150 for a sheer polyester slip dress. but it’s really pretty
>>34843977That’s a uti
>>34843995Nta but body fat percentage is one of the strongest indicators of health, that includes strongfat
>>34843976How often is rarely for you?
>>34843998Post it
>>34844003Only a few times a month.
>>34844002body fat percentage is also an indictor of how sexually appealing a man isthe higher the better
I wanna make her feel beautiful
I wish I hadn't made her feel ugly.
>>34844011Please stop gaslighting the atoga moids.
Can women cheer me up?
I should probably stop spending so much money on energy drinks but I won't
>>34843995>hey you can be healthy and bigger, strong-fat is a thingYou will still have fat deposits in your organs that aren't healthy. E.g. I have a fat liver and it's part of why I started losing weight. Right now I am ok, though I definitely want to lose at least another 10kg.Doesn't matter if you have muscles too.>why some might be a little scared of it?Yes, but the way you worded it made me think you have almost an aversion to it and maybe never even get horny.I thought maybe you just like fat guys to cuddle, you know. lol>550550lb? That's 250kg.A person that heavy will have severe issues. That's like boogie2988 at his worst.Now, I'm not saying you should be ashamed of being into it, but it's not something that is long-term feasible.>what gets you off anon?The older I get, the more there is. lolMy perfect type is probably fair skinned, skinny and dark haired. That is not to say I have never seen a pretty curvy black woman, but it's not my #1 type.>>34844011lol
>>34844009Another woman here was acting like 4 times a month was a ton
Women. Thoughts on watching your husband grow stubble after he doesn't shave for a weekend.
>>34844024I get sad when he shaves it
>>34844021Well I don't think I'm a fair judge for what's normal on this topic in general. I just want it on record that I'm not schlicking in my office literally every day like some of you apparently believe.
I always fall into the trap of being too gentle, caring, kind with my girl and then she gets the ick and loses respect. How do I care about my future gfs less?
Expectation >>34844013Reality >>34844014
I don't do it every day! Just once a week.
>>34844029It was like the more she saw of me, the more disgusted she was with me and herself for giving me the time of day. Very cool!
>>34844016atoga moids are too skinny anywaysi thought 4chan was supposed to have a lot of big white men :T >>34844020>aversion to it definitely not, i think the worry is 50/50 about trusting him/ wanting the first time to be 'special' and actual nervousness for the actual act of piv. >Now, I'm not saying you should be ashamed of being into it, but it's not something that is long-term feasible.that true yea, i wouldnt want my future bf to be *that* big, as long as he’s 300-350, all good. he doesn’t have to be over 400. >The older I get, the more there is.how old are you?>My perfect type is probably fair skinned, skinny and dark haired.have you been with women of such a type?
/r/PurplePillDebate is lowkey way better than this place for gender discussion
>>34844034Then stay there.
>>34844021naf but I think 4 times a month is plenty for me.
women do you find the male body attractive?
>>34843962>dark triad parents (previously DINKs)>born attractive and uppermiddle class>Turbowhore in highschool>sportscar at 16>Turbowhore in college>Failson for husband>million followers for body>million followers for lifestyle>million followers for "dating advice"something like that
>>34844031What did you do
>>34844017I didn't get the answer I wanted but did get the one I needed.
>>34844034I checked it out, seems kinda dead and overmoderated like everything else on reddit.
>>34844039also probably has a degree in something that pays like 500k, but most of her job is sipping coffee and looking busy
>>34843865Average women can still feed and bathe themselves, they know how to smile at their friends and say hello and how are you, happy birthday, I'm sorry that your dog died, I won't push you into anything you're not comfortable with.The average men in their league on the other hand are not people worth dating or even befriending, as seen in how even other suicidally lonely men want nothing to do with them.
>>34844038yes!
>>34844018I go to closeout stores and buy energy drink powders and mix them at home, you can get like 30 days of energy drink for $10 so long as you're willing to take the flavors nobody else wanted.
Girls, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
>>34844045>feeding and bathing themselvesI'm pretty sure you're significantly below the average man if those are your standards.
Women, am I right to assume that autistic men are fucking assholes and that’s why you hate them, because they’re abusive assholes and are horrible to be around?
>>34844045I understand your desire to praise women for their superiority but you still won't address if these women are good people to be around or not and given your overcritical nature of men I'd say you fall in that category tooWomen need to either accept their cat lady status and shut the fuck up or go lesbian. That's exactly what you tell incels
>>34844041I couldn't take a hint and tried to spend time with a woman who didn't want to spend time with me.
>>34844049>so long as you're willing to take the flavors nobody else wantedThis sounds like addict behaviour.
>>34844039Wtf is a failson
>>34844054Fuck yeah.
>>34844045>brings up rape unpromptedLmao
>>34844037How many times a month do most guys jerk off at work, then?
this sudoku shit is hard
>>34844058A phrase that long predates the girlfailure. I'm not that anon but first read it on a forum fifteen years ago.A failson is a failed normalfag, basically. A basement dweller who really shouldn't be dwelling in a basement.
>>34844063Try an easier tier.
>>34844033>actual nervousness for the actual act of piv.That's fine, just wait until you are comfortable with it and find somebody who you trust enough.I am not sure if you are as virginity obsessed as some others here, but if you are unsure about the whole ordeal, it probably helps if he'd be a bit more experienced than you.Usually you don't jump right to PIV anyway, there are steps before that.>300lbThat is still quite something, but I am not going to stop you to fetishize something unhealthy, I know I do that too sometimes. Instead I am just going to play my belly drum.>have you been with women of such a type?I live in a predominantly white country, but the women I have been intimate with have also been mostly white or paler e.g. hispanic or Asian.I have some other stuff I am into too, but that's not for the thread. :x
>>34844066im on the easiest tier and mind u this is on a roblox version
>>34844053nah i know some very sweet autistic guys
>>34844058Donald TrumpTucker CarlsonGeorge BushHunter Biden
>>34844068Feeling all sorts of masculine urges, reading this
>>34844068What's your mbti
>>34844065Stacy wouldn't date those she'd be a bimbo for some millionaire chad. >>34844070I fail to see the connection
>>34844057It's usually a 50-75% markdown and even the bad flavors are still pretty good, except orange dreamsicle which is always godawful and should be avoided.
>>34844052Handsome, sociable and high-earning men still struggle to do their part of chores, clean their buttholes properly or get all their piss inside the toilet bowl, etc. I don't know why such vast amounts of men struggle with these things but that's just the way it is.>>34844055I thought I made it pretty clear. Normal, average, good women are voluntarily single because they are meeting normal, average, subpar men.>accept their cat lady statusIf you mean voluntary singlehood and 4B then yes, it's very popular and I am in support of it.>shut the fuck up>That's exactly what you tell incelsI never see women ask incels questions and then tell them to shut up when they get an answer. Perhaps you are projecting.
>>34844033>i wouldnt want my future bf to be *that* big, as long as he’s 300-350, all good. he doesn’t have to be over 400.How tall do you imagine your future bf to be at that weight? What is your height and weight?
I should buy a new watch
>>34844039>Failson for husbandWhile it's true these women date men with very limited experience who are desperate for attention and are willing to overlook her whore past, women are still hypergamous at the end of the day so these men are usually tech engineers or have some other nerdy six figure gigs like that. It's for this very reason why there is currently a war going on in Silicon Valley between 30 year old Stacies and young Asian women over who gets to date the White nerds.
My first ever gimmick here was promoting breast reduction surgery. Got some people replying.
>>34844073nta but a failson is a son from a rich family that has no talent whatsoever and basically just fucks up the inheritance by making nothing but bad decisions
>>34844077Then who's gonna watch the other one?
>>34844070>billionare president of the united states with a supermodel wife and 5 kids is a failsonI'm pretty sure if Trump's dad was alive he'd be pleased with how things turned out.>Tucker CarlsonLooking at where his career has gone lately I'll agree with this one>George BushIf anything Jeb is the failson in that family, George junior got two terms and got to kill Saddam which was the family's white whale for 20 years. >Hunterprobably the biggest nepo baby flop of our age, basically an Always Sunny character come to life
:|
>>34844085yeah it was a low effort reply on my part, but the ballpark is roughly there.
>>34844075>muh choresthey don't, women simply fail to appreciate chores and household tasks men do>muh buttholeswe go over this all the time, men are cleaning their buttholes you disproportionately date men who don't and then bitch about it>get all of their piss in the toilet bowland women are leaving rotting tampons in the wastebaskets all over the country, what of it?
>>34844067>I have some other stuff I am into too, but that's not for the thread. :xare you the latex guy?>>34844071lol r u making fun of me>>34844072is_j something, i forget the third letter, why?>>34844076anywhere from 5'5 - 5'11 his weight would depend on his height, but still minimum 300.
>>34844075Define good womenAlso I wasn't tell you per se to shut the fuck up. Just the ones asking where the good men have gone
>>348440860_0b
>>34844090>lol r u making fun of meJust teasing and also being honest
>>34844075Male hands don't reply fellas
>>34844091I know this is controversial but I'm going with "doesn't strangle the kids" and "doesn't cheat." I know, my moid entitlement is off the charts.
It really eats at me knowing that I can put so much effort into how I look and revolve my entire lifestyle around it and I will still be mogged by someone with a better face, better height, and better genetics.What's the fucking point
>>34844083I've been struggling with suicidal ideation for a while but your dogshit jokes might just push me over the edge
>>34844080Reminds me of the guy on /gif/ who spams pussy threads about labia reduction surgery
>>34844092:#o
>>34844090>are you the latex guy?No.I haven't had much latex stuff in my live.
>>34844086(^_^)
>>34844099Hey man, you don't gotta clock out over a watch joke.
>>34844099Don't let that tripshitter be the cause of something good for once in his life.
Why did the blonde throw the clock out of the window? To check if time can fly.
Who wont me.
Women, tell me some women secrets please? what do us men not know?
Just a wucik wank me will habe brb ughhhhhh must must
>>34844113Dick size does matterDon't tell the dicklets though
>>34844113I keep a vibrator in my bag in the same pocket that I keep my gum in.
>>34843937How about not be selfish in bed,do chores, plan dates, and remember her favorite things secondly
>try to get factory job>cant even be hired for that because apparently partial color blindness alone was enough to filter meWomen, I am a low IQ ugly talentless retard. Why did you specifically do this to me?
>>34844116f-five inches...? >>34844119hey femanon, can i get some gum?
Femanon sitting in my lap while she struggles with sudoku
16cm and 12cm girth looks like a lot to me and I am afraid I would hurt the woman.
Why do neurodivergent women love having vines in their bedroom?
>>34844099>silly jokes make me wanna kill myselfImagine being so fragile. Must be a moid.
She wants me
>>34844116every man knows that and you are just validating their existing worldview dummy
>>34844123I don't share gum. It's for me only.>>34844125Can you convert that to an understandable unit of measurement?
Dating fucking sucks as a guy:>1% chance of success at every stage>even saying "hello" is enough for these chad-only girlfailures to get offended and avoid you forever>do the impossible time and again only getting slightly better results (on occasion) based off of incoherent logic that doesn't actually exist>land a date>endless shit tests because her media consumption is misandry and vapid hedonic materialism>get to this stage hundreds of times>she invents a "no" for non-chad (e.g. "the way you purchase icecream for me is non-sexual, I'm out")>realize the only couples are people who were in the same community for a long time, or interracial fetishnot even halfway>finally actually date someone>great honeymoon phase, lots of plaps>one bad day, one bad week, constantly, forever, gf shapeshifts into a total bitch>"handle it well or I'll hold grudges forever">handle it well (you're non chad, you kind of have to or she'll end up quiet quitting or cheating)>do that forever (not too long or she'll leave since no wedding (100k, minimum) no diamond (idk how much that shit costs, like 4 or 5 digits) no baby (forever))not even halfway>you give her all of that>remember she's a brokie that needs you to pay for her 4$ salad or you're not a man (chad doesn't have to pay ofc, she pays for him)>if your earnings goes up, divorce settlements go up, so cannot earn money while married>constant shit tests over what stacy and other couples get, kids hate you because she'll remind them how broke you are >kids learn "no money = no love" and become ipad types that watch logan paul>if you do decide to earn money, she'll spend it all>if you hide the money, she can just divorce and take even more than if you never earned it>she'll reserve the right to divorce for any reason, misandrist attorney in gynocentric country = massive divorce rape>she'll take the kids most likely, spend even less on them than before, keep the money, remarry chad
>>34844125Sit down, dicklet. The men are talking
>>34844134Just making sure they're aware of the truth, sis
>>34844126>Why do neurodivergent women love having vines in their bedroom?Because green shit like plants and whatever is proven to reduce anxiety in autists and adhds
>>34844137>>34844125you niggas are OBSESSED with penis
>>34844136Not reading allat this ain't a creative writing circle
>>348441356,3 and 4,7
You may ask me one question about my penis. Choose wisely
>>34844143why does dating suck so much
WomenThoughts on seeing your man's print when he's lying or sitting around at home in loose pants?
>>34843881consider that it may not be your "face shape", and procees to learn from him
>>34844148Such is the case for uglies
>>34844147Which way does it curve?
8===Ð~
>>34844150Most gentle and patient anon here atm
>>34843881The turbo blackpill is that women find chad ugly, they just find non-chad extremely ugly which is why they want non-chad gone.
he WILL dump susan and beg me to take him back
>>34844157Hey
>>34844142Like saying flat girls are obsessed with titsWe're obsessed with our failings as men which includes penis size
>>34844153It hangs to the left while flaccid but is completely straight while erect.
>>34844126i have a huge american flag up in mine>>34844124:] jokes on u i actually managed to complete one, couldnt figure out any of the harder level tho so i gave up>>34844104whats ur fetishes then? are they that dirty?
>>34844158Mark?
>>34844145It's on the longer side then, but it's a comfortable girth. Just don't go too hard until you and her both understand the limits of what's comfortable and things will go fine.
>>34843881Even for hot dudes that amount of play isnt pure looks. It's definitely necessary but if he's actually getting that much tail AND the women are legitimately pretty, he's just extremely good socially. Unironically, have him coach you.
>>34844164Yeah what's up
>>34844165Thank you for the advice.
Unironically, how does it feel when you know that someone likes you, or when someone shows interest in you?
>>34844149Print?
>>34844161>:] jokes on u i actually managed to complete one, couldnt figure out any of the harder level tho so i gave upCongrats. Sit there anyways
>>34844169I'm not drunk enough to believe you
>>34844152Thank god for capitalism. Non-uglies deserve higher rent and gas.
Soulmates are real guys you just have to open up your heart
>>34844165Ah but wait :( damn maybe this means I will never actually get to go balls deep all the way in and go hard. I genuinely wish it would be like 2 or 3 cm shorter I dont know about sex at all. Thanks
>>34844178:( don't feed my delusions.
>mbtithat shit is male astrologyim a brooding negative pessimistic downer and it called me the gay infp one
>>34844173The outline of his Weiner
>>34844178Lmao how delusional
>>34844180>damn maybe this means I will never actually get to go balls deep all the way in and go hard.You won't feel like you're missing anything. Having sex is nothing like watching porn.
>>34844176You don't have to believe me for it to be true
haha imagine femanon tying you up and force feeding you hahaha that would be horrible
>>34844182>im a brooding negative pessimistic downer and it called me the gayidk seems pretty legit man
>>34844181Same. I would like to think so but then again, sometimes it is hard to even believe in myself.
>>34844186Thank you again.
>>34844178Sure but there's no guarantee you'll find them in this life
>>34844189anon doesnt know what he’s asking for..
>>34844191I'm trying to learn the exact opposite of that delusional post right now... my head was in the clouds last time I tried to open up to a woman and I ignored a bunch of shit that just isn't acceptable for me
>>34844180You might be able to. Women have different bodies and preferences. I can take more than 6", but it has to be slow and at the right angle. I'm sure someone out there can manage bigger and harder.>>34844184Oh. I ignore it if we can't have sex at the moment.
>>34844182So it's right
>>34844116Biggest you've had?
>>34844189*pulls out shibari rope*
>>34844192I'm not her; sorry. So just a thank you lol. I'm a guy, also.
>>34844198Cool thanks
>>34844178>tfw I found TWO soulmates
>>34844178100% chance she's been plapped and heartbroken by chad a dozen times by this point. Most women the get married have a body count of 10. I'm sure she had lots of sex with each and is looking for a venting doll with lots of cash for her and tyrone jr.
>>34844181>>34844185ITs not a delusion >>34844193If you know what you’re looking for then your chances increase tenfold
>>34844202thanks anyway.
>>34844198>Oh. I ignore it if we can't have sex at the moment.Would you kick and or punch it
>>34844206>ITs not a delusionShe thought it was bro. There was nothing I could do to win her trustSo if soulmates are real, I can't sniff them out
>>34844197Then that wasn’t your soulmate.
>>34844208No. I would never risk hurting the thing I need him to knock me up with.
>>34844210Yeah, I feel like a fucking dumbass
>>34844201kinky >>34844195I know what I want...
>>34844206>If you know what you’re looking for then your chances increase tenfoldMmm not really. You have to bump into them first which is outside of your control for the most part. And even then your soulmate might not even be what you think it is you're looking for. I think it's hard to know when you've found them too because love and feelings are messy, you may think you've found them at one point and then poof, it turns out it wasn't all it was cracked up to be, a red herring.
give me some good quotes about life you enjoy, /atoga/. State gender."Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72".
>>34844161>i have a huge american flag up in mineWhy?
>>34844209What did she say to you?
>>34844222cuz.. im american and i didnt want a blank wall, i only have so many posters
>>34844219M>Before enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.>After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.
>>348442192 Corinthians 7:10
>>34844223As little as possible after she met someone else
>>34844219It's not good to go to god in desperation. God doesn't respect that.
>>34844224Just replace it with vines
>>34844231sounds like a great way to get spiders
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>>34844233So what? Spiders are good for you.
>>34844235True I eat them every day
If my gf ever asked me to wear a cock sleeve / extender, id kill myself desu
>>34844235spiders are scary, no thanks
>>34844230christians talk of god the way the way incels describe women. many such cases
I'm the guy who puts the spiders in your mouths at night and the job doesn't even pay very well
>>34844239>equating women with godfoid hands
>>34844240And when you took it you were all "it's not about the money" what happened to that
>>34844239If it's any consolation, that guy fundamentally doesn't understand Christianity based on what he's saying
>>34844238Oh so horror games are cool but spiders aren't? I see how it is.
>>34844242I still feel that way but I backspaced the last sentence where I said I do it for the love of the game because it felt a bit humble braggy
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>>34844237good thing this never happens outside of your neurotic retard fantasies
>>34844248>inb4 newfag b&lol
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>>34844245tell the spider not to be bite then we can talk
>>34844253Are you retarded
>>34844249>fantasiesi think theres a difference between a fantasy and a fear
>>34844147Girth to the second decimal
>>34844149>catching print
>>348443985.21"
>>34844189*shaking whipcream with a sinister grin*
