>>34856350
Women always give me looks and check me out but I hate them so much.Last time I broke the ice the 3 girls that giggled and invited me to their table, it ended by one storming off and the 2nd one pouring her drink in my face.Because I'm an alcoholic /pol/tard who can't lie or keep his mouth shut.Fml
I'd kiss moid on his bald spot.
>>34858003
>>34858026nope, too late, fin and min has healed it
Foids, why do you think she is having problems finding a man to settle down with? Also what exactly does she mean by some people are not meant to be single?
I'm a Loser, AbuserRetard on ComputerI'm a Hater, a WasterRule ViolatorTrouble Maker, a FakerA General InstigatorI'm a Loser and a ZoomerI'm a First Person Shooter
>>34858035ooh i havent seen this clickbait video beforewoowoowoowoowowowowowowowowowowowooooooooooo
>>34858033Is that Miles? Who is he talking to?
Correlation between dick size and intelligence?
>>34858034I'd kiss moid on his full head of hair =^).
>>34858043inverse
>>34858041I assume to Jean Grey
>>34858045not this moid
>>34858043I have an IQ of 116 and a 7 inch penis.
>>34858048Not true. My dick is small, and im retarded
>>34858048As a high school dropout I can confirm this
>>34858051No. You have to be shitting me they made Jean Grey look like some Lesbian Black Auntie?
>>34858052Why not =^(?
>>34858053>Unexceptional and unexceptional Wow
>>34858059because i know if we ever met neither of us would like eachother
>>34858058They made her a lot of things in the comics
>>34858059who writes emoticons like that?
>>34858060That's a full standard deviation above average, fuck you.
women would you rather date a penis man or a balls man?
>>34858066I wow! One whole standard deviation!
>>34858066Absolutely meaningless.
>>34858066okay shrimplet brainlet
>>34858065Who unironically calls xerself a kitten?
Women, would you date a fat and balding man?
>>34858066Thats a man retard
Foids, if it is so bad why do it? Bitch you divorced him! Stop crying about it!
So... we can just spam images and have a new atoga thread every 11-12 hours?
>34858083Eastern European phenotype
>>34858086Yup, them's the rules.
>>34858086Theoretically It's always been like that newfag
>>34858086MIn theory, yes. There was like a month or two period where that happened this year
killing all the men in my story and leaving the woman to be alone and sad.
>>34858086yesi'm going to add an image to every post and reply i make
>>34858083She kinda cute tho
>>34858083women only start missing you after they get railed by 3 other dudes who won't pay for a date or ghost them afterwards.Then suddenly they've changed and realised you were actually pretty alright.Experienced it myself.Never dating again
>>34858093Please kill me God just do it already
>>34858086you fags know spamming will get the general banned right?
CHATUNLEASH YOUR FOLDER
>>34858086Bruh back in the day these threads would last 3 hours at most.
>>34858093Mgood decision. fuck women's happiness
>>34858093Women dont get sad when men die. Thats just a male fantasy
>>34858100
>>34858104The foids ITT are a male fantasy.
>>34858099>you fags know spamming will get the general banned right?
the sad thing is the only person who cares about how you think life and death work is you
>>34858099im not spamming im posting pictures i like
>>34858087Fucking bizarre, I was watching the vid sat next to my Russian friend thinking she looked like her
Any gender, which generation is arguably the worst one?
the world would be a better place if atoga was banned. but you guys would all move into gioyc or trash or r9k or soc anyways
>>34858114>mid ugly bitch with bogged faceyep, slavic phenotype
She broke up with him btw
>>34858114She's got that large wide bony face, mannish even
>>34858097You got railed by 3 other dudes before realizing you wanted your ex back?
>>34858115every generation will be worse than the previous for all eternity
>>34858115Boomers as a whole for the state they've left the world in, but 99% of generation wars is pointless shit that I'd say is even worse than astrology
I miss the bad thingsThe way you hate meI miss the screamingThe way that you blame meMiss the phone callsWhen it's your faultI miss the late nightsDon't miss you at allI like the kick in the faceAnd the things you do to meI love the way that it hurtsI don't miss you, I miss the misery
Where are all the questions???
State GenderSo what do you all think about this whole AI Data Center argument my compadres?
>>34858131I think you're lost this is a chatroom
>>34858130Based lyricposter.
>>34858132Sigh. Here we go with the hours long bait
>>34858132Enshittification taken to a whole new level.
plap
Maybe you won't miss me if I'm not around
I spilled oyseter liquor on my shirt. :(
why are all thequestions?*audience laughs**i pull out a submachine gun and mow down the entire crowd and reload my gun but when i pul the magazine out a bunch of ribbons come out with the empty magaznie and i'm sitting there pulling the ribbons out until finally the gun is empty and then i jam a comically long magazine shaped like a pretzel out of my pants and intto the gun and then resume firing and when its all over i squirt my fake flower on my shirt into the wounds of one of the people and its water with lemon in it so it stings a lot and then i point and laugh at them *honk honk* and then i triple tap them with my gun and then i pull out three balloons that i shaped into two paramedics and an ambulance and leave on my unicycle as i get into a firefight wit hthe police who are also balloons*
>>34858132mthey've made electricity, computer parts, storage, etc. much MUCH more expensive for literally no gainif they try to build one near me im gonna sabotage construction equipment and shit and THATS A FACT
>>34858099That's not true but if it were it'd be a good thing
>>34858138
>>34858157
>>34858149
>>34858093do any of the men get to die either at the hands of a woman or in the arms of one (or both)
why dont women dress like this???
I'm in the "treat your body like shit and it'll take it but come back later on" part life
>>34858160
>>34858161>killed by ancient woman with superpowers and had no bullets in his gun to defend himself properly>killed by mindcontrolled woman with gun and wasn't expecting it but died in the arms of the woman that he loves:D
Moids, if your gf wanted you two to commit suicide together, would you do it?
>>34858034Good to hear, I'm thinking of starting it soon.
>>34858170uh no
>>34858021Nigga...That sounds entirely like a you problem, what the actual fuck did you say to them? Kek. I can hardly even imagine.Was it>How about we take this to my place and I'll plow you all.>Which one of you is going to get in bed with me tonight.>So, are we gonna fuck or what?Lmfao. There is no way this isn't your fault.
>>34858170No.
>>34858170Why not
>>34858170
>>34858021
>>34858170Maybe, I'd consider it at least
>>34858178Lmao, based dog. I wonder if this happens to women?
>>>/trash/
>>34858187this thread is already trash brohas been for like 5 years nowjust embrace it
>>34858152You won't do shit
My mind is thick muddy and acrid
>>34858115Boomers. Millennials are pretty bad too.
>>34858193picrel and a basic knowledge of how engines work and one could do millions in damage
>>34858198I can't believe gen x manages to get off scot-free with so many of you guys.
Foids. You evil Fucks!
>>34858132MI think we should blow up the moon.
>>34858205NtaThey were too strung the fuck out to ruin anything
>>34858205what did gen x even dothey were young adults from the 80s-2000s literally nothing happened
>>34858212Except for muh childhood :'(
Wild to think that my fat ass weighs as much as two femanons.
>>34858213nta but I'm curious, what the fuck is going on in that picture
>>34858218Furshit
>>34858168based and tragedypilled, I hope neither of them even deserved it
>>34858205Gen X are so unremarkable, they didn't even get their own name. At least Gen Z are called Zoomers.
>>34858213Nothing. Just Fucking Zoomers being Zoomers.
>>34858213>what did gen x even doA lot of failson-ing in the 90s and a lot of carrying water for extremely lame shit in the 2000s and 2010sI still like gen X but I think they chose to sleepwalk to where we are today, mostly
>>34858218the thing movie but furshit
>>34858218It's a reference to The Thing.
>>34858223I'm a millennial.
>>34858218in "The Thing" they pick up some dog the norwegians are trying to shoot and put it with their pther dogs. turns out the norwegian dog is actually The Thing and tries to assimilate the other dogs.
>>34858167
>>34858221yes, neither deserved it. they're both good moids and put their lives on the line for others.
>>34858232Cute boobies but Peter looks insanely gay
>>34858235
>>34858211A fellow man of culture I see
>>34858232The amount of detail put into the armpits makes me think this is AI
>>34858003I had sex with my friend's wife. It was really good and I plan to keep doing it.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>34858240It's just 4-5 lines to make the armpit look like a pussy.
>>34858233I would like to read this but I don't imagine you'd want to share it here, either way you're doing God's work sis
*beheading other moids in single combat for besmirching femanon's honour*
>>34858241Cleaning up my sloppy seconds are we
>>34858249this but making all the moids make out with each other instead
>>34858100me in 30 years
>>34858251*beats you with the fujo bat*
Why is Islam always right about women?
>>34858255*releases my wall filled with zombie moids that carry you off into the gay dolphin pit that is 1 km deep*
Niggas still posting in the old thread
>>34858206To be fair, If a girl cannot appreciate all the nice things a guy does for her. Would you seriously want to continue dating her?Forcing someone to accept your kindness doesn't work, and if she doesn't like you after all of that then that's it.Bitching over it and expecting others to care about you just because you are nice is not how relationships work.
>>34858262>BV postingGross
>>34858267i think i could outBV BV whatever that means wait is she fat because i would then be the antiBV
It’s over, it’s dead
>>34858263lol what a bunch of dumbasses
Moids! Be careful and watch out for these Astrology red flags in women!
>>34858268She weighs 340 pounds and smells like old ham.
Mods, ban this sp*mmer.
>>34858276clone me two times and someone give me an old ham
Women, ignoring the drugs, do you find this man attractive?
Moids, would you?
>>34858261I hate Islam, but damn if a broken clock ain't right twice a day. In my experience they don't seem to do it on purpose though, they literally stop noticing.
>>34858285nah i only date white women
>>34858285>>34858284....
Foids Why don’t you think that autistic men and autistic women should stick together like brothers in arms, outside of “autistic men are psychopaths”?
>>34858281
The zaza got me speakin’ Esperanto...
>>34858251This but all the femanons make out with each other instead
I looked at myself in the mirror again :c
>>34858285She's cute, but too performative.
do footfags take good care of their feet or are they hypocrites?
>>34858285noshe'll be obsessed with new zealand but she's not hot enough to travel
>>34858275She's pretty stacked.
>>348582964 people speak Esperanto and they only do because getting stuff translated to Portuguese was impossible in the 2000
>>34858270What is?
I wish I wasn't low iq. People get irritated at me so easily just for talking, no one wants to spend time with me.
I get depressed when I'm not talking to her but I don't want to bother her and make her think I'm clingy
>>34858285I probably would date the actual woman who filmed this and not the cartoon version of her, yeah.
>>34858284Nigga I thought the thumbnail was a woman
>>34858285What is wrong with Asians
>>34858313If only he thought this way about me
>>34858284You're trans, right?
>>34858232
>>34858315Same nigga I don't really want to think too hard about that
Based as fuck.
>>34858313 You should tell her that.
>>34858237Ok, Tom Holland is definitely a fag
our femanons arent dumb enough to side with this bitch right?
>>34858170No
Femanon, what would you do if you walked in on your boyfriend dressed in sexy lingerie getting plowed by another man?
>>34858336she looks cute in the drawing
Femanons, why did she do it?
>>34858336My DNA is all over my residence bands too. I’m screwed, bros!
>>34858338Peg the other man to assert dominance.
>>34858336I am sick of hearing about this shit and so I curse you with dick cancer.
>>34858296>The zaza got me speakin’ Esperanto...My za feel like heroin. My heroin feel like za.
>>34858336nag but why is she pizzacake
>>34858336The husband found someone who looked exactly like his first girlfriend, the ex wife vs the one he married his “first love” If he didn’t do it he’s a creepy fuck no matter what, the fact that he’s raking 400k a year and made her call a wellness check on the baby whilst she was at work is insane. Also the “first love” new wife the husband and the doctor prescribing shit to the “killer” all went to the same school and the same run club Open your eyes fuck he did it
>>34858132I think the elite will exterminate most of the population once AI can do most jobs.
>>34858341Sometimes you just gotta rape a nigga.
>>34858115MaleSo far, boomers, but millennials will be way worse by sheer numbers. People in general are a problem, and while boomers certainly didn't help the trend, their behavior was just another expression of human nature to be selfish and short-sighted. The more people you have, and the more resources each person has access to, the more damage is done.
i wish i could smoke marijuana but its illegal in my state
>>34858285She'd let Post Malone bust a nut in her just to see the One Ring card in person.
But I know when it's you
>>34858241So you're officially a bull?
>>34858043>Correlation between dick size and intelligence?The more intelligent a man is, the less the size of his dick matters.
>>34858349Why aren't you pizzacake?
>>34858354>its illegalThat never stopped me from doing half of that shit that I like to do
i should do laundry and cook
>>34858354Finna spark up in your honor, my niqqahttps://youtu.be/FI7EtZPWxZU
>>34858360Because nobody's seent it
>>34858354Sack up yung blud
>>34858341To not let the meme be just a dream
>>34858369Lol gay
>>34858352You ain't really bout that rapist life
>>34858351100%They're going to fund mass-produced drones because China/Russia, braindead boomer zogbots are going to lap that nonsense up and throw trillions at it, and then they're going to use their AI shitbox centers to train the drones to wipe out anyone who isn't in their gated enclaves.
>>34858132THE ONLY AI I WANT IS EDI FROM MASS EFFECT AND ULTRON, AND I WANT TO WATCH THEM FUCK!
>>34858311My IQ is in the low 90s, and my work around for this is getting good at listening and memorization.Most normies can't tell the difference between knowledge and intelligence.
>>34858371She made it straight and not racemixed even
>>34858132they have to at least pay their own bills they aren’t rn *you* are paying their electricity
What about her if she is doing Jurassic Park RP?
>>34858372Everywhere I go, I must also rape.
>>34858354THCA hemp is probably legal in your state. It's just normal weed
>>34858382Africa is pretty kino ngl
>>34858115Boomers, and it's not even close. Their entire generation embodied MJ saying, "Fuck them kids."
>>34858343That'd technically mean he's the condom on the strap on you're fucking your bf with
Women, why aren't you into polygamy?
So he's a cuck, then?
>>34858351AI is gonna collapse the economy(really just the straw that broke the camel's back) and nobody is going to give a shit what the elites want us to dothis nigga aint exterminating nobody by himself
Can y'all stop talking about weed? My dealer has been busy and the dispensary doesn't have the good shit.
>>34858350>latina>white girl>exactly like
>>34858358I suppose so.
>>34858393
>>34858321
>>34858389I am. I'm sitting with my gf right now while my bf plays his game.
would atoga moids date a girl with a boy's name?
>>34858402Sure thing Bill.
>>34858402I dated a Jamie.
>>34858394I know there’s some jeet in India that looks just like you
>>34858402What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
>>34858401JH momentAlso what's he playing?
I haven't bothered with any sort of relationship with men in a while. I recently started talking to one online that has been flirting and being complimentary but still hasn't even asked for a picture and talking about relationships. That's pretty weird, right? Don't know what to make of it
>>34858402Woman here but I’d fuck a Jordan any day
>>34858408They really don't look that similar, bro. Are you face blind?
>>34858413The whole thing?
>>34858402is it a "boys name" (actually just gender neutral like Morgan or Jordan or something) or is your name literally something super traditionally masculine like Michael kek
>>34858402My first girlfriend's name was Taylor, so yeah.
>>34858410Dark Souls 2.
>>34858419Gross
>>34858416nvm i looked it up its gender neutral>>34858418taylor is 50/50 girl boy name
>>34858326what if it give her the ick?
I want to be touched by a hot man
>>34858416Jordan was a traditionally masculine name.
>>34858410Right now, Civilization. He was playing his new sword guy game a little bit earlier but he knows I find that shit boring as fuck to watch.
>>34858393I miss when weed would just make Adam Sandler movies hilariously funny or make you orgasm from listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers and stuff like that, now when I smoke this new dispensary shit I disassociate and think about how I'm a loser.
>>34858425not anymore though.
>>34858423*monkey's paw twitches*Hi, I'm an autist who wears turtlenecks in the summer.
SpiderPhoenix is stupid I want to see him get Black Pussy
>>34858393lmao imagine being a slave to weed
>>34858423Sorry, I'm cold.
>>34858427>Right now, Civilization.Which one? And yes, there is a wrong answer.
Femanon is hereby sentenced to 50,000 plaps without possibility of parole.
Someone pls respond, I'm >>34858411
Foids, now that it is Sunday, starting from Friday night how much Fucking cock did you take this weekend? Be honest.
>>34858419I'd have to kill him if he was.
>>34858401Fucking hellWhy can't i have this?
>>34858414
>>34858423Hey
>>34858438idk ive never talked one-on-one to a woman online or dated
>>34858440>incelposting before the bump limit
Why do you guys call it a plap? That is so lewd and crude language and it is dehumanizing.
>>34858402Not sure I can do that Karl
>>34858440LOL what a cuck
>>34858438He's ugly and doesn't want to see you until you're locked in
>>34858443>uses AI to merge images which will change the originals to look more similar to eachother regardless of if they did before
>>34858442Your genes are of an inferior quality.
>>34858433If I were a slave I would be willing to compromise on quality.
>>34858443The devil shivers when a nice girl loses her temper
>>34858449Kek, how? I don't even know any of these women. I'm just curious because it seems like most Foids that would post on here have terrible sex lives.
>>34858164Talk to the guy who writes the laws that looks pretty comfortable to me.
>>34858447Because it sounds like plap. Just like fap sounds like fap and shlick sounds like shlick.
>>34858447its an onomatopoeia for the sound of fuckinghow is it dehumanizing
>>34858447It's an onomatopoeia and it's fun.
>>34858451Lol, this
>>34858451literally two photos of them together, photoshopped no ai. You are fave blind anon or you need better glasses, trying to find your tiny penis in the dark finally caught up to you.
>>34858458Is it really more comfortable to have your boobs sagging and getting yanked by gravity all the time
>>34858450I don't mind an ugly guy tbqh
>>348584367, The new one.>>34858442I don't think there's anything stopping you from finding a relationship that's similar, but it certainly took a lot of time, effort, and luck to get here.
>>34858464Saar!
>>34858320No I'm just gay.
>>34858470
>>34858469>7, The new one.Fucking oof.
>>34858465>i have gross big saggerssucks to be a cow
>>34858389>Women, why aren't you into polygamy?Because putting up with one woman is hard enough, and I'm not a moid babysitter.>>34858460Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have onomatopoeiaMe: what is that?Doctor: it's exactly what it sounds like.
>>34858474Nigga make them the right size
>>34858438You're not very good at sucking dick is why.
>>34858476I'm not a woman
>>34858479Die
Foids, now that it's Sunday, starting from Friday night, how much fucking pussy did you eat? Be honest.
>>34858481>direct hit
>>34858475He doesn't like parts of it, too. But I like getting to help plan the cities and telling him who to kill.
>>34858483i have never had sex and im almost thirty
so sleepy yet no atoga anon to nap in bed withthis is bordering on torture
>>34858490I've been napposting here for years, where have you been?
How to deal with a moid who complains about his hairline but refuses to use min or fin or anything
>>34858490Brutal
>>34858483One pussy, four times.
>>34858487You have much in common with the moids here then
>>34858487It's easy for women to have sex, even my busted mentally ill cousin fucked a bunch of guys and got pregnant.
>>34858484WRONG. This song is about me https://youtu.be/VL5KtylMayQ
>>34858493Date someone who isn't a gaywad
>>34858493Rape him.
>>34858495You could do tongue curls with a paperweight
>>34858493let him eat your pussy, it's just as effective
Is there a witch femanon in this thread that can brew me some energy potions?
>>34858493
I wish he loved me.
>>34858427Sword guy game?
femanon do you love me?
>>34858487Wanna change that
>>34858499This is gross and trashy and also I have an erection now.
>>34858513depends if ur the right anon or not
>>34858506Do NOT meddle with the /atoga/ witches.
>>34858499Why are black women like this?
>>34858509I don't remember the name. All those games with a knight running around and killing people with a sword look the same to me.
Women, would you date a guy who only ever plays sports titles?
>>34858515>also I have an erection nowSays a lot about you
Im going to the store, you guys want anything?
I wish I wasn't a lover girl, I need to have sex it's been years but I refuse to do a hookup. Why can't men just be better people so I can fuck one?
all i want is a femdom girlfriend wholl give me a nursing handjob is that too much to ask?
>>34858522It mostly says I enjoy receiving oral sex.
>>34858524If everyone you meet is an asshole, you're the asshole
>>34858523Root beer please.
I met a guy and weve been talking for a couple days. Well one thing led to another and we started sexting. Apperently this man is 10-inches and sent proof. I cannot handle all that. How do I turn him down?
>>34858527This
>>34858523pizza lunchable
>>34858524>>34858527>>34858530
>>34858496sigh>>34858497i have trust issues and at this point i think i should become a workaholic and die alone.>>34858514not with anyone here.
>>34858523some black and milds and 3 or 4 40oz malt liqors
>>34858529You can work up to it.
>>34858531This guy knows what's up.
>>34858533I'll treat you good I promise
>>34858535I dont want to have to do that. Especially every time we have sex.
>>34858529just ghost him like you'd do anybody else
>>34858523Beef jerky please.
Did you show up in Vienna that December?
>>34858539I gave him my number already.
>>34858533Fat fetish poster has a job? I assumed she was on neetbux and lived in her parents' basement.
>>34858543stop talking to him? you stupid or something?
>>34858527I didn't say every guy I meet is an asshole, retard
>>34858544i don't have a fat fetish that's fucking disgusting.
>>34858529https://cdn.donmai.us/original/be/ce/__original_drawn_by_menoziriath__becefc12a7f386df0321b28f290b4bb3.png
>>34858546You might as well have. Oh woe is me, men are too awful for me to fuck.
Im 5'2" and my boyfriend's 5'5" but I secretly wish he was taller. Is this going to fester until I break up with him?
Femanon, I just want to fuck and do chores, you're saying I can't find someone that lets me do both?
>>34858550The ones that are nice are much older and/or taken. Sweet fuckable men are hiding in their rooms just like me
>>34858538It won't be every time. Eventually he'll have you stretched out enough to accommodate his dick.
>>34858549No thanks. I really dont like big dicks.
>>34858541Do you remembaThe 21st night of septemba
>>34858529whore
>>34858544lol that poster is not me>>34858548mind ur manners -_-
>>34858556Thats not how that works. Are men really this stupid?
>>34858549Is femanon on stage 4 or 5?
>>34858529Moid handsGet lube coward he’s probably lying
We can't have two lower case posters, one of you has to start capitalizing.
>>34858551Just fuck a basketball player on the side
>>34858567He sent ruler pics. Not even bone-pressed.
>>34858570eat my balls nigger
>>34858523I want the egg potatoes my fucking ex made, I hate the man. Like I don’t want to see him ever again but I want the fucking egg potatoes that shit keeps me awake. Fucker
Ok, so a new question I have in regards to pirating old movies..Say I want to watch an old movie on an old CRT tv. Old tv square. New tv rectangle. How does I ensure I get old movie in original resolution or whatever you call it without squishing the image?I’m sorry anon, I don’t know how these things work. I’m a slow learner.
>>34858570i call dibs she can be the one to capitalize
>>34858570You're just not paying enough attention to the substance of their posts tbqh
>>34858570from now on i'm typing lowercase just to spite you
>>34858563no he's obviously saying that in jest. nobody's that stupid
>>34858563I mean, I'm definitely not that big. But my gf struggled with my size for the first 3-4weeks.
>>34858576faggot
>>34858570my shift key doesnt work and im not hitting caps lock every time i want to capitalize
>>34858576My guess is that you talked to a gen z girl thought it would be fun and make you cool when in reality you just look like you are trying too hard
>>34858581what did i do D: ?
>>34858585cute
>>34858570>>34858576Fine.
>>34858575What are you gonna use to watch the movie, your PC?
>>34858573Do a voca of you saying this
>>34858575Shift+A to force your video player to cycle through aspect ratios.
>>34858584>talked to a gen z girlbut anon.. i AM a gen z girl> look like you are trying too hardwouldnt being too lazy to add capitalization actually show that im not trying hard at all?
>>34858589>Women that approach men vs Men that approach women
>>34858593https://voca.ro/1jMb6839ctH7
>>34858555Hi
>>34858593https://voca.ro/1dLQ6lJFRKzW
>>34858596women dont approach men though
>>34858603Sorry anon, you just arent funky fresh enough
>>34858599I came
>>34858601were u about to sneeze at the end there?bless u
>>34858493What the fuck is min or fin?
>>34858600Hi I love you
going to do my last fap today, and i wont do it until next saturday. once a week is ideal i hear
Men will make fun of women for reading smut but I just read something that made me feel like I’m actually a person worthy of love and care
>>34858575>>34858594When I used an HDMI to RCA composite converter to play stuff on an old TV from my computer, I couldn't get it to actually display the desktop in the correct aspect ratio no matter what I did; it was always squished.So, to compensate I had to force the video player to stretch 4:3 video to 16:9, and that was enough to compensate for the squished output from the HDMI to composite converter.I was also able to do the same thing to get letterboxed 16:9 to display correctly, but I forget which aspect ratio I used to do that.
>>34858606No actually.
What the fuck turns women on? Manners? Do they even know?
>>34858608Mwah I would take you out if we lived in the same country
>>34858523Pick me up one of those Calzones for lunch tomorrow.
>>34858605Slut
>>34858607google it
>>34858613Sexual aggression.
>>34858613when men stand and lean against door frames
>>34858617Yeah you are
>>34858529Gay men can take that in the ass so you can handle it.
>>34858613Being approached, a guy showing interest. Some of us like the more "traditional" approach still but it's not socially acceptable to say which sucks
>>34858607minoxodil and finasteride I think
Cute tomboys could be here D:
>>34858622No, you. Be my bitch
>>34858621please tell me youre joking, I do this regularly. I didn't mean to seem like a whore with his cleavage out
Foids, if you boyfriend told you to "Suck that dick, bitch!" would you comply?
>>34858465>all the time Obviously no. If I'm just sitting there though, absolutely.
God I really just fucking hate foids right now. I don't fucking TRUST YOU!
>>34858516and who is the right anon?
Death. Death to the weekend. Birth of another work week.
>>34858621there was a meme with this in it i saw on instagram but i cant find itit was about a picture a guy took when he was a kid of his dad aura farming after arguing with his mom while he was playing video games
>>34858613If he's hot and I like him pretty much anything he does
GenderWhat's your cardio/stamina like?
Why exactly did men stop approaching? What fucking happened?
>>34858640Silly kitties
>>34858625what is the "traditional approach"
>>34858613same thing that turns on all genders: warriordaddy energy
>>34858630There can only be one and you look so good on your knees
>>34858644M.Terrible.
>>34858639i think he knows who he is
>>34858644Mhonestly i havent actually exerted myself since gym class in high school, so probably terrible
I poked my hand on a rusty nail but I got a tetanus shot 7 years ago, should I go get a booster
>>34858647A guy taking the charge by showing interest and asking me out basically and planning the first date (and our future)
>>34858644FNot great. I can keep trucking at 2mph literally all day but ask me to jog I'm done in 6 minutes.
>>34858644MNot good but I will be working on it
>>34858654maybe he doesn't maybe he is stupid
Can't ask women anything. The answer is always "You're not hot enough to land my fine ass."
>>34858656No I mean yesWhichever is worse
>>34858625>but it's not socially acceptable to say which sucksIs it really not? I feel like most people of both sexes irl don't see anything wrong with this
>>34858613The dude that played sportacus in lazy town without the costume
>>34858592>What are you gonna use to watch the movie, your PC?No, I have an old CRT tv with a dvd player.Essentially I want to download an old movie to my PC, burn it to a disk, and watch it whenever I want on my old tv.>>34858611Interesting. So if I’m putting a movie on a physical dvd, is there a special process to get it to be the aspect ratio before I burn it? Again- I know nothing about this sort of thing. When I watch old cartoons made back in the day I don’t have to worry obviously, but downloading and burning my own- idk how this works.
>>34858658Yeah I'm not fucking doing that.
>>34858656Ask a doctor.
>>34858669Nowadays it is, and I live in a progressive area where it would be seen as negative
I've asked out so many girls but I'm not in jail yet what gives
>>34858665Do you want to be placated or do you want a real answer?
>>34858675You're not even important enough to get that kind of consideration. They don't even see you as a valid threat.
>>34858664no he definitely knows who he is, ive told him how much i like him
>>34858677I feel the real answer is deeply unpleasant, but go on.
>>34858645Not warriordaddy enough to plap a girl that earns 30k a year.
>>34858682If you aren't >>34858613 please clarify what your question is and I'll get back to you.
>>34858671Ah, gotcha. I haven't actually used these myself yet but I read that DVDfab and DVDstyler are good pieces of software to use for DVDs.I know that you can set DVDs to be played in specific aspect ratios in those but don't know exactly how. They're pretty foolproof to use though it seems, so download one of them and read some docs and you'll figure it out before too long
i can’t believe i get to talk to all these meaty men thru my laptop
>>34858658idve done that if any girl i knew wouldve shown any sign of liking menow its too late, there are no women in my life anymore
>>34858686kek. what the fuck.
I don’t want him to die how do I get him to just get the shot just in caseee
>>34858613>Manners?Lmao, you soft inna ead, anon?
>>34858680DM me any time holy crap
>>34858688I'm only meaty down there...
>>34858689That's a shame, if I was in your life I would've loved you
Men do you shave your bush or just trim it? Whatever the word is for men bush.
>>34858625That's sexual harassment though?
>>34858698Shave
>>34858699I want to be sexually harassed
>>34858697eh thats debatable. you dont know me. theres probably a good reason ive never gotten any female attention.
>>34858698Shaving leaves it prickly so I just trim it down super low
My only conclusion is that women say/do anything to dodge the hoe allegations.>I like a man that compliments my post-it notes (she's plapping 50 athletes in rotation)
>>34858698I just trim it and my balls. I hate how stubble feels down there.
>>34858698I just leave it as is.
Bros, fuck foids man. You’re better off. Take my word for it. Fuck wives, man. Fuck kids. Lock it down or they will take everything from you.
>>34858698i have never ever EVER once shaved anything below my neck, and i never will
>>34858698just trim it, shaving it was a mistake
>>34858711Whyd you shave it
>>34858640https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVde4XsMbM
I light of the evil killer kid strangler mom case, I think we need to decide upon new rules for women. I propose a special asylum system that all women will be "voluntarily" (lol not voluntarily) entered into if they vote Democrat for any office. the guards will be dressed like Cromwell's Roundheads, because everyone knows women are terrified of Oliver Cromwell despite the fact that no woman knows who he was or what his historical significance was. Women will be released from "mandatory therapy" (quarry mining) upon proving they won't get on social media and will reliably vote for right wing candidates, and also will have to compose an essay about the English Civil War, it is okay at this point if they don't support Cromwell, they just have to articulate why. Any woman who can do this is worthy of participating in society.
>>34858702Do you shave it all the way down? Can I ask why?
Women, do you shave or trim your bush?
i fapped to yuri for the first timei feel like a cuck im never doing it again
>>34858709>Fuck kids.Consider the following
Nigga said "I light of"
>>34858644MShit. I'm one of those cringe weightlifters that doesn't do cardio.
>>34858721I don’t do anything to itBut I have a bathing suit I want to wear and I will have to shave to not offend the delicate sensibilities of other beach goers But I don’t want to but I have to
>>34858695im far too shy lol, very odd considering i'd be more willing to show u my boobs over just showing u my discord tag
Don't mind me Foid, Foidson, just going to get some milk from the corner store. I'll be back soon, don't worry. *out the door*
>>34858721I just take scissors when it gets too long and snip some off
>>34858644MPretty bad. Wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have asthma.
>>34858728Showing all of us your boobs you mean lmao
>>34858703Why?
>>34858730wish i was good looking like whatever london fog model that is
>>34858719YesYesI just prefer it smooth, it looks nicer imo. If I'm getting busy with a lady I figure the user experience is better. Eg; no hair in mouth, smooth balls if she wants to play with them, etc
>>34858728just text him
>>34858714idk I was manic and shaved my legs too
>>34858731The hackjob </3
>>34858541I love that movie
>>34858735no, boobs as in plural, not just a nipple
>>34858724Is that the witcher? I don't remember anyone that zesty
>>34858728I won't eat you probably
>>34858721>Women, do you shave or trim your bush?I wax everything but the pubis into a neat triangle and then trim it a little when it gets too long, because my pubes can get really long.
>>34858728wow what a slut, she is gonna cheat on you anon, Ignore her
>stubbly generation doesn't nair that shit bi weeklycavepeople. baka.
WomenThoughts on chest hair and body hair in general?
>>34858736Because I want a man to want me>>34858742I'm not getting any anyway
>>34858721Sometimes when I am bored I use scissors. It is kinda fun.
>>34858731That's what I was doing until I decided to use my beard trimmer the other day. Don't think I'll go back to scissors
>>34858658>A guy taking the charge by showing interest and asking me out basically and planning the first dateStealing a kiss at the end?
>>34858745Pretty sure it's baulders gate 3
>>34858744Still a slut
>>34858738I see. Thanks for answering.
Young lady, finish your beverage already.
>>34858745Gale, from Baldur's Gate 3. He becomes a god and can make you one too.
>>34858755That would explain it
>>34858749>nair anywhere near your genitalsMustard gas
>>34858731Me with my foreskin
>>34858753I used to use a trimmer but my pubes are too strong and killed it, scissors are better for me
>>34858644MWould probably be okay if I wasn't about 30lb overweight
>>34858763They make pussy nair now
>>34858763skill issue
>>34858758Now as recompense, what is your bush status and why
>>34858674Bizarre. I'm out of touch I guess
>>34858757well ok, whats my punishment
>>34858754>Stealing a kiss at the end?Yes please!!!!
>>34858750women HATE body hair thats why they like kpop fags so much
>>34858763They make intimate area safe nair. You can even nair your asshole safely now
>>34858767Oh they do? I'm a guy but I remember this one time where I was visiting my then gf's mom with her, and she never got up from the chair she sat in the whole time we were there. My gf later told me that was because she was in unreal pain because she used nair down there lol
>>34858771ntaYour punishment is needing to post your other armpit
>>34858776She must've gotten it inside her pussy bc nair doesn't hurt even before they made the pussy version
Speaking of Witcher 3, I like how the neckbeard self insert can make out with the hottest woman in the game (Ciri).
Hey femcel, what game are you playi-- Oh...
>>34858765I did have to hack at it with the scissors first. I guess what I'm really doing is just not letting it get that long again
>>34858754>>34858772What the hell does it mean to "steal a kiss"
>>34858003Why do all men love aeris types when they are young then realise as they get older they should go for more of the Tifas in the world?What is it about aeris that makes her more appealing that tifa ?
Fucked up my new sword... :/
>>34858786I used to like tifa the aerith but now I like rydia
>>34858786same bitch with different hair and eye color
>>34858786I've never played the game but Aeris is hotter.
>>34858786I've liked Tifa since I was young.
>>34858775
>>34858786>then realiseaeris is the hr lady at moid's work i.e. a total bitchtifa is the fat autist that always liked him that finally got on ozempic
>>34858787What did you hit
>>34858773They absolutely do not hate body hair. It is a quintessential masculine trait.
>>34858785it means to kiss suddenly and nonconsensuallybasically face rape
>>34858772Hot.
>>34858721I trim it. Shaving is really irritating but having it too long so I get piss in it and it grabs the shaft on it's way in and pulls is also really irritating.
>>34858795Lamp
>>34858789This 2bh
>>34858796oh yeah? how come none replied to your post then. cuz they prefer hairless men but they know its controversial
>>34858769Full bush. Idk just what I prefer.
>>34858781>don't look!
>>34858802Lol retard why did you do that
>>34858750Is good.>>34858773Those are teenagers and women under 25 who think masculine men are intimidating.
>>34858773wtf is a kpop guy i only like men with shoulder stechmarks
>>34858805a little fuzz is best
I want to steal a kiss before I steal your armpit's virginity :3
warriordaddy hypothesis goes undefeated.
>>34858805That's not me Women why didn't you reply to my post
>>34858792It really is!>>34858797I find this to be dubious
>>34858805>how come none replied to your post thenSuch reddit-brained nonsense.
>>34858802Bro why were you playing with a longsword indoors
>>34858809It was an accident pls no bulli ;_;
>>34858811that guy is gross lookingi thought females would have better taste
>>34858811I have those but they are from when I used to be fat
>>34858813is armpit fetishist anon a virgin?
>>34858811He looks so retarded haha
thiefmagerangerparagonknightwarriorclericnecromancerninjaberserkerdaddy
>>34858821leave her alone she's 4 foot 6 inches tall and 38.
>>34858821Thats a man posting that retard
>>34858819I didn't feel like putting on shoes...
>>34858820Can't you grind the edge back in
>>34858811It kinda looks like someone used ms paint to stitch the top of his head and neck onto that upper torso.
>>34858827>no barddaddydating is so rigged.
>>34858787Post sword
>>34858830go outside barefoot you pansyi do it all the time
>>34858828I’m in my 20’s and average height, I just like sports
every anon should post their ssword.. :3
>>34858823y-yes...
>>34858834Get a REAL job. I don't need a moid playing some annoying ditty while I'm shooting monsters with magic.
>>34858832I assume so but I need to do some reading to be sure I do it right.
>>34858845How bad is it
>>34858840>SswordAre you a nazi or something?
>>34858823Again, theres more than 1 of us. Day like 6 of asking you to post your other armpit.
>>34858780Yeah, Ciri is bi, but she would have no interest in Skjall, especially after only knowing him for a few minutes. I'm a firm believer in Ciri x Cerys superiority. Empress of Nilfgaard x Queen of Skellige.>>34858827Male Human Fighter is still the best.
I wanna sit her up on my shoulders
>>34858840this is the longest thing i have, only 7 inches though
>>34858847Germans don't have swords, they only have knives
>>34858835See attached>>34858846Not too bad.
>>34858843Like me for who I am... (gets emotional and introspective and shit)
>>34858851I can't do that with anyone or we would be like 100 feet tall combined.
Men with chest stretch marks from working out are so hot
>>34858857That? Don't look too deep
>>34858854nta but who makes that? Looks like the one from Lonesome Road
>>34858858I remember hating this character for some reason when I played FF4 as a child. But I liked his theme. My favorite character was the old guy who dies.
>>34858856well GERMANS aren't the ones with the knives
>>34858864I have stretch marks on my back from growing too tall too fast that I like to say are scars I got from fighting a bear
>>34858849>>34858842the heck.. theres really more than two of u?>>34858864stretch marks in general are hot
>>34858861How tall are you
you know what they say about men that use big swords
>>34858868lowkey my favorite person in here, lol.
>>34858864I have some on my biceps
>>34858873>the heck.. theres really more than two of u?yes! but I personally think you don't need to post your other armpit since you already showed nipple.I was the anon that got you to post your armpit in the first place btw
>>34858873There's at minimum 3 of us
So if I go to the gym for the next 18 months, I'll just have some dumb cunt thinking I'm exceptional??
>>34858868>>34858877lol hell yeah. “Old guy who dies” is my favorite character in the subsequent FF game too
I play fighter because I'm a fucking retard and don't want to manage magic
>>34858881>>34858882i blink and mitosis happened, soon theyll be 4 of you 0_0
>>34858881I was not expecting to get a nipple replied at me. Made my day
>>34858865No that pic is from a week ago. The dent is further up. I'm not sure what's up with what you've got circled, there's no blemish on that part of the blade.
>>34858882yeah but I'm the coolest because I actually got her to post armpit
show stretch mark bobs (male)
>>34858891Must be the lighting idk, I see a small flat spot in the middle there
>>34858893and I thank you for that from the bottom of my heart brother
>>34858867CVA, but i think theyve been out of business for a few decadesthe knife was a gift from a random truck driver
Choreographed 1v3 fight scene between me and the Armpit Gang
>>34858867Isn't that just a Bowie knife?
wanna lick moid's soft palm
>>34858899you're welcome brother.
>>34858897Yeah I inspected it pretty carefully because it does look like there's something there, which would have been upsetting since it would have come from the manufacturer like that. But it must just be the pic.
>>34858909my palm is bigger than your waist
>>34858909youll get some kind of fungus if you do thatlet me use the ointment for a few weeks first
wanna undress moid
>>34858909only if I get to suck on your slender fingers
>>34858914It’s mutual
>>34858906It is, but bowie knives come in a couple different varieties and that one happens to look like the one from New Vegas, which I like.
Women, why are you so diffiicult? I've seen they type you plap and date and start families with. they are all very mid. but when I try to be mid, I get zero bitches.
>>34858727I would be disgusted if I saw pubes poking out of a bathing suit. Have some fucking decency!
It seems like a lot of Foids are not shaving and thus not having a lot of sex.
>>34858922ntawhat are you, gay? id probably start leaking precum if i saw a girl wearing a tiny bikini that couldnt contain her bush at all
>>34858925I only trim either way. Fucking while freshly shaved is just a bad time for everybody.
>>34858773>women HATE body hair thats why they like kpop fags so muchIs that why they like black guys over white?
>>34858925Ya there's basically no point.
>>34858925I am one of them
I can't remember the last time I talked to a girl my age
>>34858913what happened to ur hand>>34858912sounds like a lot of surface area to cover>>34858915you want to suck on my palm too?>>34858917sorry, only the man gets undressed, hotter that way>>34858925if i got a bf i'd shave for him
>>34858929Why? Are you doing it wrong?
>>34858925laser hair removal is a millenial hag thing. zoomers can't afford that shit, a loaf of bread costs $62
>>34858909My boyfriend does this and it makes me want to jump his bones every single time like I go feral
>>34858823>is armpit fetishist anon a virgin?Could he have made it more obvious?
>>34858938>if i got a bf i'd shave for himLanding strip pls
>>34858938>you want to suck on my palm too?no I'll lick your palm then your wrist then your arm then your armpit and then down there.
>>34858938>sorry, only the man gets undressed, hotter that wayGod awful taste.
>>34858936sameits probably been 3 or 4 years for meback when i worked at a grocery storei would just talk to one of the cashiers about nothing everydayit was nice
>>34858925Even if I got a bf I'd keep the bush and just trim it a bit
>>34858925I dont shave but have sex
I'm so sad, i need a bf to fix me
>>34858941Shaving makes the hair pointy and irritates the skin/gives you a bunch of micro cuts. You're more likely to get STDs if you shave. Both partners trimmed is ideal.
>>34858922That sucks for you, are you a 56 year old woman by any chance,
>>34858947men are the prize in the relationship, they should be treated as such
sex havers does it bother you i am 28m khhv mentalcel
>>34858936Age?
>>34858962who the hell cares?
wtf is a mentalcel
>>3485896330
>>34858958Psst
>>34858962QT, is that you?
>>34858966when you arent objectively ugly and the only reason for your inceldom is personality and poor outlook on lifeso pretty much most self proclaimed incels, period.
Women would you consider a guy to be prejudiced/judgemental if he wouldn't be open to date a Schizotypal woman?
>>34858964everyone but me, it seems like. especially women.>>34858966women like me until I talk then they get ick because of who i am on the inside.>>34858969no.
I am going to take a nap.
>>34858864Really? I have them on my pits and biceps too. I think they look like shit.
>>34858876I use a pen knife
>>34858968hi
when I say I never had a gf girls are always surprised.>but anon you're too handsome! which is bullshit of course
>>34858978Question?
Women, have you ever left scratches on a man's back?
>>34858977That’s a huge sea monkey
chicks just want warriordaddy. they dress it up like we don't notice.
>>34858983Skip the warrior part and then maybe you’re right
how do I make him want a mid girl like me
>>34858982rofl yea it is,it happens when u feed them after midnight, youve been warned
>>34858980uhh do you like chocolate milk?
>>34858977The pride of Mexico. Fuck Canelo. Fuck Guillermo del Toro. Fuck Checo Pérez. Axolotls for life, foo'.
if a girl looks at meets eyes with you twice does that mean she wants to talk? they always give me a smile but it looks like they're just trying to be polite.
>>34858943*writes in notebook*
I love mid girls
>>34858989They're neat, but Salma Hyak is the pride of Mexico.
How do I get pictures for dating apps if I don't want to feel like a complete tool?I just went somewhere with friends and not once did I think "oh I better ask someone to take a picture of me for my dating app"Any time a picture is taking of me, smiling is so forced and fake. Any candid pictures of me are blurry or my face is obscured in some way.Looks like only IRL for me.
bp male anons please explain what this means
>>34858981It's been years but yeah
I worked far too hard to settle for a girl who needs me to fix her
>>34858987lolWhat the heck are you waiting for
>>34858995It means you’re gay. Haha, you like dicks!
>>34858995nigga work this out in therapy
>>34858985if i remove it then that's letting me know which one you prefer.Women>Aries - Warrior>Taurus - Daddy>Gemini - Warrior>Cancer - Daddy>Leo - Warrior>Virgo - Daddy>Libra - Daddy>Scorpio - Warrior>Sagittarius - Warrior>Capricorn - Daddy>Aquarius - Warrior>Pisces - Daddy
>>34858998You are too ugly for anything better.
>>34858989Guillermo del toro only made one good movie and that was pacific rim
>>34858995bp?
>>34858698The last time I used any shaving implement there, I was like 13 and trying to trim the hair on my balls with scissors. I missed one follicle, cut myself, and panicked thinking about how I would explain a bleeding ballsack to my parents. Thankfully it wasn't that deep, and it stopped on its own.Never again.
>>34859006What the fuck
>>34859006>hating on Hellboy
>>34859002what?! noooooo
Women thoughts on your boyfriend holding your face in his hand
>>34859010And Pan’s Labyrinth?? What
Women, I will give you full access to my bank account and let you fuck Chads, but you have to have sex with me once a week, deal?
>>34859006This is such a terrible opinion you can't even call this wrong because that is signifying too much value.
>>34858988Yes! :D
>>34858993She's a traitor. Marrying an ugly ass French dude?>>34859006>Guillermo del toro only made one good movie and that was pacific rimPicrel
>>34859009what? you don't like it?>>34859010oh fuck you're right I forgot about that one! my bad
>>34859011You're so fake.
>>34859001hmm are u referring to what i think ur referring tocuz i think u already know why
>>34859023>what? you don't like it?I did but that’s a crazy pick for his best film imo
I am a fat ugly shutin. What's my best bet for getting a husband?
>>34859026I'm biased, I like giant robots but I also frogot he also made pan's labyrinth
Will Adderall or psychedelics renew my creative well?
Anyone named Guillermo is not a real person. Your name is William, nigga.
>>34859030sleep deprivation gets me really creative
>>34859021But boobies though?HAnd honestly, that guy is probably a cuck
>>34859015There’s 0 dollars or you’d be paying blueeyedkaylajade rn
>>34859028black men
>>348590282/3 of those are in your control.
>>34859035I'm not into black men, I'm not THAT fat either
>>34859028As an ex fat ugly shut in The gym
>>34859037I'm okay with being a shutin, I occasionally will go out. Ugly not much I can do but even when I was skinny guys didn't really like me
>>34859038Das racist
>>34859034It's starting to piss me off how the only women foids know are all five foot tall uggos dating someone that is 7 foot tall.
I did some pushups and now my body hurt
>>34859039What kind of workouts do you do?
>>34859021which one is korra and which is asami?
>>34859025Did you make a note of my handle
>>34859048i make note of a lot things about you
>>34859050Oh shit smoothSame I like you
>>34859051i really really like ui probably already spilled how im kinda obsessed with you
>>34859028Date me
>>34859054I would love to
>it's actually realWomen are so fucking stupid lmao
>GenderIf she changes in front on me, does that mean she's interested? Or am I basically the straight-gay best friend?
I stopped doing push ups for two weeks and now I'm back to only being able to do two push ups :c
>>34859053Can we get a room pls lolI’m super not scared off if you can’t tell
>>34859059Yes, and she wants to see how you react
>>34859047>which one is korra and which is asami?Asami is the host Cat, Korra is the violent one.
>>34859063Yes to the latter?
>>34859065The former
So, massive population decline over retarded heterosexual minigames that lead nowhere?
>>34859066Oh, I just turn around and continue the conversation.
>>34859056>Women are so fucking stupid lmao"NOO STOP KILLING YOURSELVES! ONLY WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT! WE'RE GONNA DESECRATE YOUR CORPSE!"
>>34859068She definitely thinks you're not into her
>>34859062not a good idea, itll ruin everything,
>>34859055I'm kinda skinny tho is that ok
>>34859067I like video games
>>34859068Buddy. What are you doing
>>34859073Yeah that's fine anon, there's a chance I might be taller than you too if you're okay with that
massive population decline over chad only hr ladies dictating who reproduces and who doesn't.
>go to church and find a like-minded woman, they say>only female attention I get is from my friend's 14-yo little sister following me around after church ends>every woman in their mid-20's is already taken A-at least I found higher purpose and reverence in life this way, as well as a lot of new friends...
>>34859072I really don’t think so
>>34858995I know what an alpha beta and sigma are but wtf are omega/delta/bravo/gamma?
>>34859081just trust me
>>34859015I'm gonna need a written contract that states I get at least 2k per week and don't have to spend more than an hour with you per week even if you don't cum. Need to protect myself in the event you lose your job or have ED.
my cousin (female) used to change right in front of me
>>34859075>>34859070I should stare at her until I get hard?
>>34859063What's the move here? Keep watching and play it cool? Say nice ass?
>>34859085I trust you, but I still think you’re worrying too much. Can I have a hint
>>34859080I feel for you.
>>34859077How tall?
>>34859089I'm not actually sure. I'm a woman but painfully unaware of how normal people express sexual interest
>>34859056I love sources and citations!
>>34859059MHow did you even find yourself in this situation?
wow fat fetishist is desperate today
How the fuck are 60% of men single but only 30% of women are?
Even when anon has good chemistry with femanon he still gets rejected.Absolutely brutal.
I don't understand the point of people who RP here when you're never going to meet in person. It makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>34859093177cm/5'10
>>34859099Polyamory and lesbians and bisexuals
I’m thinking about femanon boobs and you can’t stop me
>>34859094Ok well what if you were getting changed in front of me and I said nice rack. Or just looked quickly and smirked
You can tell a woman straight up that you don't want anything serious and only want to be fuck buddies and she'll still cry that you led her on and wasted her time and that you're a terrible person, etc.
>>34859091i dont want to lead u on like that other anon said, i'd be willing to add u to let u know but i'd prefer we dont talk anymore after that
>>34859107Nice rack is too raunchy/disrespectful but the 2nd reaction is good
>>34859059Anons were telling me I was in when my coworker hopped into a cardboard box and I didn't believe them but brotherman, she is literally changing in front of you. You're in. Ask her out for dinner or something.
>>34859102It’s for fun and it’s easy to ignore
>>34859103Yeah I'm a little taller Lemme guess USA?
No one will save me
>>34859118Yes I'm in the US
>>34859099Is that a rhetorical question?
>>34859108I’m sure this has happened to you many times
>>34859111I can’t say I’ll feel led on regardless of what happens, if that counts for anything
>>34859121Aw that's a shame Good licks anyways
>>34859126Where are you located anon?
>>34859126>licks*Luck holy fuck wtf >>34859127Canada probably way too far
I get jealous when a certain femanon isn't paying attention to me
>>34859128I'm close to BC
>>34859126>Good licksO_o
>>34859133Yeah I'm at the other end lol
>>34859136RIP, you're anti LDR?
>>34859099>How the fuck are 60% of men single but only 30% of women are?It's also due to that statistic being people under 30. Women tend to date older, so a lot of them are dating guys in their 30s, while guys their age aren't dating anyone.
>>34859137I'm against that big of a distance. If you were a couple hours out it'd be a different story. Plus it's a lot of effort for a stranger on 4chan you know. No offense
Women, what do you think picrel smells like.I'm trying to capture this essence.
>>34859100>Even when anon has good chemistry with femanon he still gets rejected.>Absolutely brutal.Fat fetishist is rejecting him prematurely to avoid being rejected by him later due to the secret.
>>34859145Sulfur, you dumbass.
>>34859145Brine and petrichor.
>>34859145Brimstone my nigga
>>34859142NTA.It's hotter to imagine Chad and Chadette cucking everyone
>>34859145Serge lutens
satan is stinky
>>34859142The 30 to 49 group still has much more single men than single women, so this just isn't true.
>>34859155Ball knower but which one
>>34859145Old spice
>>34859156Bigly
haha wonder what satan's feet taste like haha asking for a friend
>>34859145fresh and airy
>>34859145Ozone
I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. It's okay.
Fuck what a voice. Why can't mine be like this, why is God so cruel.
>>34859167Explain anon
>>34859156I'm not even a Christian but I'm pretty sure Satan is meant to be as tempting as possible. He'd smell like warm spices, like frankenincense, like fresh pine, anything that appeals most to the person he is talking to.
>>34859166I just know this guy is going to be a turncoat in the US/Canada war.
>>34859171True. Frankincense was the first thing that came to my mind.
>>34859167What's wrong?
>>34859164>>34859163>>34859155Interesting
If a 10/10 sexy succubus was trying to seduce the average man he'd just think it was a practical joke and walk away
>>34859176>>34859158I know my shit
>>34859179Given the thirst of guys on here, nah
>>34859175>>34859170I feel too immature to get into a relationship so I don't put myself out there. I AM GOING TO BE ALONE FOREVER AT THIS POINT.
I can’t get my brain to shut up
>>34859179If you picked another day you'd be right but this thread we've just seen two(?) anons try their damndest to woo a femanon
>>34859179I'd turn 360° and walk away
>>34859179If this guy asked me out I would literally believe I fucking died, there was a guy in my uni that looked at him he was so hot
Women, have you ever ruined someone's orgasm?
>>34859145I'm sure most of you don't care but I asked the same question to /frag/ a couple days ago and these were their answers.
Why does my voice fluctuate so wildly? Is my testosterone unstable?
>>34859187lol, another warriordaddy. humanity is so cucked.
Knowing that no femanon will ever thirstpost with a pic of a celebrity that looks like me makes me sad.
>>34859150I could hit these notes separately but I don't know if I could do it in tandem
>>34859191I don’t know ball but am amused OP got trips.
>>34859185Everybody knows that mid women get more direct attention than Stacies do. Most men assume the latter is already taken or impossible to win over.
>>34859187Me if I was a med
Don't talk to me unless you look like this.
>>34859184What are you thinking about?
>>34859194There are no celebrities that look like me
>>34859202I look like ps2 graphics!
>>34859185>two(?)Hey, to be fair it would've worked if we lived closer
GenderHow much energy do I (anonymous) possess?
Slow + reverb remixing songs because I can't make music </3
>>34859209MAbout one Anonymous’s worth.
MenSay something romantic
>>34859179yeah that's what I thought when I met my gf (now ex) and I was right it was indeed a joke
>>34859214if you fell asleep on the couch i'd carry you to bed and tuck you in
>>34859214Fuck off, you have enough men in your rotation as is.
>>34859214I can’t really do that on command
RIP August Ames. She'd be 32 today.
>>34859191Whoever said Dior S. needs his eyes checked you said angel not Turkish guy in Germany.
>>348592182 isn't enough, I have 3 holes
>>34859222They were trolling
>>34859217You stole that from another post
>>34859224You couldn't fit me if you tried.
>>34859226Doesn't make it any less true
>>34859214I would let you snort cocaine off my boner
>>34859228Lame
>>34859227Yeah because incels are so hung
>>34859233No because you have vaginismus
>>34859214How cheesy should I go
>>34859235Very cheesy
>>34859234I don't though.
>>34859236I'd take you to the beach to go watch the sunset together but. With you it's always shining.
>>34859221>RIP August Ames.>She'd be 32 today.Rip: casualty of work 1
I usually try to show genuine interest and curiosity in other people's hobbies and interests even if I don't personally find them appealing myself, but I just can't do it with those women that are obsessed with boy bands and Kpop. Like you're 25 years old and this is really what you do for fun? Retweet kpop fanpages and make a shitty genre of music your entire personality?
>>34859241Woke* 1
>>34859238Same.
What’s with all this stupid spider-man shit
>>34859240Would be cute to hear in person
>>34859246New movie they have to shill
>Sex for 99 percent of women is like if men only had their balls played with and you never touched their dickIs what my girlfriend just texted me. Is this true?
>>34859251Yep, not for me but for a lot of women yeah
Why do people around my parents and grandparents age ask if I have a girlfriend as if it's a possibility?
>>34859251It's more like 85-70%
>>34859256They hope better for you
State gender and describe how you would romantically kiss someone
>>34859260Femanon's heart is ovulating
>>34859249Mwah
>>34859260Kissing is gross
>>34859259Wonderfully naive. You would think with age comes wisdom.
>>34859260MLift her chin, look into her eyes, go in and kiss her slow, move my hand up to caress her cheek and cradle her head in my hand
>>34859260I take their head in my hands and tilt their head as I lean in for the kiss. As we kiss I keep one hand on her head and use the other to explore her back and lightly push her closer to me.
>>34859264I'm just feling hopeless
>>34859260Taking what I want, how I want to.
>>34859277You just need a different approach, that's all.
>>34859282Approach to what
>>34859277*Hugs*
>>34859283Getting some dick, idk? Weepy bitch, stop frowning too.
Will smoking make my voice sound better?
>>34859286Been smoking for a year and I still sound fruity
>>34859286No.
>>34859285I don't want dick, I want affection to distract me from the thought of ending it
is a 7 year (almost 8) year gap wrong?
>>34859292Depends on the ages 30 and 37? Who cares13 and 20? Nah son
>>34859292Half your age plus 7, know your limit stay within it
>>34859191>Black PhantomI can see it, but the rest are objectively wrong.>>34859221The life lesson is to never engage with gay men. They're all crabs in a bucket of AIDS.
>>34859290Well, people have to get to know you so that they can give the right kind of appreciation, that will be something that actually resonates with you. Otherwise it's just banter and hot and cold.
>>34859260MaleOverthink what I need to do until she gets frustrated and leaves, then come back here to keep shitposting
>>34859292Only if it's older M younger f
>>34859294She is about to turn 20
>>34859296Black Phantom is the obvious winner but I think Le Cri has some merit, some sort of rose scent feels right. Maybe not Le Cri specifically but in that realm.
Should I wear cologne? It's never interested me but maybe for the extra bit of aura.
>>34859286NO.
>>34859305Sure
To play with her tits...
>>34859305It’s basic hygiene if I have to smell like flowers you gotta smell like FORESTWOOD or MANLY anything but axe spray.
>>34859305M (and the fallen angel anon)It’s worth it to have a couple that you like.At the very least you should consider having one for special occasions.
Women will really sleep like this with you and just hate you entirely for not being handsome.
>>34859309my nipples are sensitive today do be gentle>>34859260quick kiss, look into their eyes, then start making out>>34859251play with her clitoris
>>34859313
>>34859313>>34859315WomenChoose
>>34859315I wish they'd do this more often so I could feel boobs on my back
lol, like, what the fuck was the point, lol.
>>34859305>Should I wear cologne?Do you want me to smell you like a dog? If so, yes.>>34859316I'm pretty impartial, but I do like being the big spoon.
>>34859310>>34859312>>34859320The thing is. There are so goddamn many. And if I use one I want it to be more niche. So it's more unique to me. And I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with these things or where to find such a thing.
>>34859323Are you in the US? If so, go to Sephora (or Kohls with a Sephora). They have people that can help you. It's also important to remember that fragrances react differently to you depending on your own skin, if you apply it to your skin instead of your clothes.
>>34859323I would help you out more anon but I’m about to sleep. If you ask this again another time I’ll give a little guidance
>>34859286No it'll make you phlegmy
>>34859328Learn grammar dumbass
>>34859316Both are good. I would probably say I prefer big spoon except for the whole not knowing what to do with my arm thing.
>>34859305No
>>34859315>>34859313I haven't slept with a girl in a while but what they never tell you is how it's so easy to end up in a position where one of your arms will fall asleep
>>34859324I'm not but as have those here, I'll check it out thanks >>34859332Why not?
Shit's so dead.
>>348593573 am you filthy euro
>>34859359I'm not a euro, Americuck. I'm chilling out at 174 degrees east.
>>34859319What's that from?
>>34859365Wow, that's really hot.
>>34859365Oh you're the kiwi. Same story. The civilized world is asleep.
State gender.Who was in the wrong here? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NUB5n-j6LO8
>>34859381What race are they supposed to be
>>34859386Wdym?
>>34859400The guy and the girl
>>34859324Death to you and your entire family, bitch!I hope BV stomps your ass.
>>348593574c hasn’t been the same since the great hack. and now so many Indian mods/jannies.
Fuck orthopedists
>>34859386Wife is white, cuck looks latinx
>>34859405BV would need a hover round to get to her
>>34859417Did you find a sexy one?
>>34859423No a shitty one
>>34859381FThe husband is obviously insecure
>>34859426Don't fuck that one. Find a sexy one to fuck.
>>34859374just some stock photo
>>34859080Cant you just go partying like a normal person
I love women, but they're fucking retarded.
>>34859441He's not a normal person, he goes to church.
MoidsIs this true? Is this what boys feel when play fighting with each other?https://youtu.be/7ktuK4QE424?is=QkTg38J6_EJOPc80
>>34859447Yeah
>random girl in the bar queue chazs me up and tells me she thinks that Im Stacy only Ok so which one of you was this
Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn, I dream of what I need. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night. He's got to be strong, and he's got to be fast, and he's got to be fresh from the fight.
MOIDSBoth your Wife & Your Side Bitch are about to give birth!You can only take 1 (one) to the Hospital.Who do you choose?
>>34859286>Will smoking make my voice sound better?No. It'll make you sound hoarse and croaky.
>>34859251>Is this true?If you mean PIV specifically, then yes.
>>34859476who plapped me more?
>>34859476Side bitch
>>34859476Side bitch. Wife is already receiving favour by being my wife. You have to keep things balanced in a throuple.
Is it true that it's pointless giving love to a man and it's better letting him do things for you?I'm 2 months into dating this guy and he's very sweet, gets me lots of gifts, etc. I don't want him to feel usef or like the relationship is asymmetrical as we're both students (though his parents are richer than mine and give him tons of money), so I'll cook for him and buy him gifts, sometimes pay the restaurant. He always thanks me warmly and seems to appreciate it, but it's true he seems even happier when I'm the one thanking him and praising him. Also, dating advice online always emphasize not to do too much for a man and let him pursue you and invest in you.What is the right course of action? How much should I do for him, at what point is it too much?
>>34859492Side bitch slapped you moreWife loves you more
>>34859496>SlappedPlapped****
>>34859476>Who do you choose?Wife obviously, the side bitch was just a side bitch she can raise the bastard on her own
>>34859496definitely side bitch. if wife divorces i lose half my stuff and no longer have a wife. side bitch likes plapping and so if i raise her kid i will get plaps and she won't divorce me because we were never married.
>>34859476The child isn't mine in either case, so neither.
>>34859502But if you abandon the wife she divorces you for sure. If you choose side bitch you receive the plaps but lose half your shit
>>34859505trvke
>>34859506paternity test for wife, if baby is ffloyd mayweather i am an upset husband.
>>34859505>>34859512You niggers are such cucks just answer the question without thinking of nigger cocks for 5 seconds PLEASE this is a medical emergency!
>>34859515wife or she divorces me and i lose all my stuff
>>34859476Tyrone would drive my wife to the hospital while I drive his sidechick. Of course I'd help raise his beautiful new (mixed) family.
>>34859494There is no side bitch in a throuple.
>>34859260>State gender and describe how you would romantically kiss someoneM. I'm not sure if you're looking for a tutorial, or just hornyposting? A lot of people get kissing wrong: they think it's mainly about the tongue, and it isn't, it's mainly about the lips. They also think it's about lip *pressure*, and again, it's not: it's about gently, softly, stroking and caressing the other person's lips with yours. Standard position is to take one of your partner's lips between both of yours (not both on both), and keep moving (very slowly), sometimes touching with your tongue, or (gently!) drawing your teeth over her lower lip, always giving her time to anticipate where you're heading next. Concentrate on the sensation in your own lips, enjoy it, savour it, then you'll be going at the right speed for the other person. It usually works better for one person to lead while the other approximately mirrors what they're doing. And in my experience women often quite like being gently steered (for example, with one hand on the back of their head, guiding them into position).
>>34859515definitely side chick, she plaps and is nicer to me.
>>34859524She's the not wife.
>>34859515>without thinking of nigger cocks for 5 seconds PLEASE this is a medical emergency!You're the first to mention those kind of cocks.
>>34859522Tyrone?Don’t you mean Patel?
Can women give birth on the side of the road without being taken to a hospital?
>>34859515I call up the Bull to get my wife and their child to the Hospital, and take the siede chick>>34859527Two side chicks, no wife..Best of all worlds
>>34859474
>>34859527That's not a throuple, that's a couple with a third. A real throuple would be equal, and they'd be able to afford the time and money to take care of both pregnant women.
>>34859529No, I only fw based women, and based women are size queens.
>>34859531It's possible. But infection is almost guaranteed without sterile hands involved, and any complications that arise would easily threaten the life of the baby and/or mother without medical intervention.
>>34859476the point of a side bitch is so when other women see her they think i have FANTASTIC pp. preselection~
handcuffing femanon to the bed for 3 years so her post partum depression doesnt kill the kids
>she likes me until I talkRIGGEDfoids, stop talking to men you like, and just plap them instead, not hard
>>34859534Bigamy isn't legal where I'm from. Anon said I can't take both in this scenario, so taking the gf is the most egalitarian thing to do in that situation. Also, how do you know what their finances or time commitments would be? Are throuples a bourgeoisie thing in burger town?
I need a foid like her
>>34859548That's JH, and since she's in a throuple she sees any hypothetical involving one as an extension of her own narcissism.
Need Euro GF.
>>34859548Real throuples would never classify any participant as less important or serious, so the question already excluded the possibility of it being a throuple.
>>34859447you simply had to be there.
>>34859495>Is it true that it's pointless giving love to a man and it's better letting him do things for you?It depends what you mean by "doing things". Men like to feel competent and trusted; so if he's reasonably good at, say, DIY, then it's good to let him get on with that; if he likes driving, then let him drive you both, and when he's obviously lost, don't say anything - make it clear that you trust he'll get you there. But everybody, male or female, likes to feel appreciated, and no one wants to feel that they're dating a financial parasite. I think you should generally assume that if you're doing something together you'll split the bill (although if it's someone's birthday, maybe the other one should pick up the tab), unless one of you earns a lot more than the other. But gifts - gifts that are thoughtful, not necessarily expensive - aren't something you should give up on. And loving words, so long as they're sincere, are always good too - it's easy to assume someone knows how you feel, but even if they do, they still like hearing it. I know it's a kind of a meme, but I think it's worth doing one of those "love languages" quizzes together. It really is the case that different people prioritise different things - the options are quality time, words, touch, gifts, and acts of service - and it's important to show someone you love them in the way(s) that are important to *them*, not just the ways that are important to you.
>>34859554No true Scotsman fallacy.>>34859557Lmfao.
>>34859561Oops, I reversed my replies.
>>34859552Right... The Obsession girl is gonna play Rogue in MCU...
>>34859476>You can only take 1 (one) to the Hospital.This makes no sense. Why can't I take them both to the same hospital? Also, I actually am non-monogamous, but I don't do "side bitches". If the issue is that they live a long way apart, it's probably just going to be a matter of logistics: I'll drive whoever I happen to be closer to, and order a taxi for the other. Same hospital for both. But if one of them has just started labour and the other is further along, that might change the calculation.
>>34859566Urge to… breed (her)!
>>34859568The only sane reply.
>>34859561It's by the definition of the word.
