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total sloppa island?
i like short mildly overweight women with small breasts
>>34883072What was it about Courtney’s character. Bridgette was obviously best girl, followed closely by Izzy but something about Courtney had 13 year old me like hmmmm
Women do you eat eggs?What do you think of this article?Women believe childbirth is the most painful thing ever but theres good evidence the average chicken she eats suffered far more. Even if it’s completely unmedicated. Giving birth is not that impressive and I’ll explain whyWhat’s the most painful thing that ever happened to you? Seriously take a moment and contemplate it, try, in as much detail as you can, to remember what it was like. Maybe, for a few of you it was childbirth, an experience which, when it takes place without anesthesia, is temporarily completely debilitating. Nothing other than the pain occupies the mind of the sufferer.Perhaps it was getting a tattoo. Someone on Quora summarized the pain of getting a tattoo in the following way:>They hurt.>There are between one and 20 needles being poked through your skin hundreds of thousands of time in a single session. The number of needles will determine the type and intensity of pain. So expect it. The real question is how much will it hurt.I’ve been quite lucky and never experienced any particularly severe pain. I can remember quite a few times I’ve had pretty intense pain, barely eating for two days, having a doctor press down on my infected finger until it popped when I was 8, having a very severe stomach ache, falling out of a treehouse (though remaining in the tree) and banging my chin on the side of it, but nothing has been that bad. I’d guess the worst experience of my life is a lot less painful than a wrist tattoo.The most painful experience that most of us have ever had is classified as disabling pain. This is the sort of pain that’s bad enough that during it you can’t enjoy doing anything else, you can’t, for instance, enjoy a game of chess while giving birth, and that makes it impossible to focus on anything other than the pain.
>>34883084Examples of this kind of pain include a very painful fall, breaking a bone, burning yourself, giving birth, severe dog bites, getting a tattoo, kidney stones, and hemorrhoids.While we often forget about these later, when they’re happening, they feel like the most significant thing in the world. They’re extremely bad, if you offered me $1,000 to get severely bitten by a dog, its teeth ripping off a chunk of my flesh, or have needles pierce my skin hundreds of times, I wouldn’t take the deal. Certainly I wouldn’t undergo childbirth for 1,000 dollars, especially if it was without anestheticSadly, on average, the animals that we eat endure hundreds of hours of this kind of debilitating agony over the course of their life. They endure somewhere on the order of an hour a day of this pain.I’ll just discuss one such case, the case of the egg-laying hen, with the facts gathered from this report. https://welfarefootprint.org/research-projects/laying-hens/Egg-laying hens in conventional farms endure about 400 hours (!!!!!) of this kind of disabling agony. Remember, this is agony about as bad as the worst thing that’s ever happened to you, unless you’ve had an experience as bad as being severely tortured. This is the agony that makes it impossible to think of anything else. The hens endure about an hour of a day of this extremely intense agony.This intense pain comes from many sources including (this list is non-exhaustive):Bone fractures.The majority of hens experience a bone fracture over the course of their life. On average, they have three. Imagine if you broke the same bone three times This is, and I can’t emphasize this enough, what most hens deal with the industry that produces our eggs is so cruel that it breaks the bones of most hens multiple times.In fact, the situation is much worse for hens than it would be for us because the area around their keel bone, which is the most common kind of fracture, has a huge number of nerves.
i like obese women with no tits and no ass
>>34883082>>34883086Pray against the person hurting you
>>34883072
>>34883087While such experiences in humans usually produce disabling pain for about a day, for chickens, such pain lasts about a weekOften the bone doesn’t heal properly, leading to constant intense agonyInjurious pecking.In a hen's natural environment, she’ll spend most of her time pecking the ground looking for food. In a modern farm, hens can’t do that, so they spend a lot of their time pecking other hens, often leading to severe injury (just imagine that you were being bitten all the time by people surrounding you). It’s not terribly uncommon for hens to be pecked to death (seriously imagine what it would be like for that to happen) or for pecking to affect a hen’s body part known as the vent which is particularly sensitive (in this case, for the males reading this, imagine someone biting your balls). Often this becomes infected.Every one of a hen’s natural behaviors are thoroughly squashed in the farms. Hens cannot make a nest prior to laying an egg, which causes them quite severe distress. Hens are willing to undergo strong electric shocks in order to get a suitable nest, about as strong as the electric shocks they’ll endure in order to get food after being starved for 28 hours (!!!!!). Remember, hens lay an egg roughly daily! This may not seem like a big deal, but only because we don’t appreciate the experience of being a nesting hen; an alien wouldn’t understand why we care about sex so much. Konrad Lorenz, a nobel prize winner summarized:>“The worst torture to which a battery hen is exposed is the inability to retire somewhere for the laying act. For the person who knows something about animals it is truly heart-rending to watch how a chicken tries again and again to crawl beneath her fellow-cage mates to search there in vain for cover”
>>34883078She's very conventionally attractive and the type A personality compounds the attractiveness for nerdy slobst. nerdy white slob who dated the brown student council president
>>34883082Why are on this thread then? Attention whoring?
>>34883084>Quora
>>34883093Whenever you purchase a few cartons of eggs, you are consigning a chicken to living in these horrifying, excruciating conditions. Before you next purchase eggs, or chicken, or most any other animal product, though eggs are likely the worst, remember what the worst experience of your life is like, and vividly consider the fact that your purchase will likely cause others to endure many hours of an experience just as bad.Tragically, the true scenario is much worse than that. Even worse than these scenarios of intense yet bearable pain are experiences that the authors of the report call excruciating pain. This is the sort of pain experienced when a person is brutally tortured or slowly eaten alive or burned to death for minutes; the sorts of pain that, if you’re really brave, you can read about in some detail here. https://www.simonknutsson.com/the-seriousness-of-suffering-supplement They’re horrible enough to take on an almost qualitatively different dimension, something most of us wouldn’t trade for many decades of happy life. This kind of pain is literally inconceivable, it’s so bad that many people who experience it attempt suicide. A hen might experience this right as she’s being trampled and pecked to death.Hens experience, on average, about two and a half minutes of this horrifying agony. The hundreds of hens that the average person eats over the course of their life (and yes, your consumption of eggs does cause more hens to be brought into existence, mistreated, and killed) mean that the average person is probably causing several hours of this unfathomable agony, the sort of agony one experiences in the minutes that they die from burning, boiling, being eaten alive, or suffocating to death; the kind of agony worse than being mauled by a dog, worse than childbirth, worse by orders of magnitude than anything you’ve ever experienced.
>>34883100The kind of experience that, to take a contemporary example, George Floyd probably experienced for the minutes that he was suffocating.The average meat eater causes hours of that!This is why factory farming is such a great moral emergency. It’s the cause of agony beyond what we could hope to imagine. Amounts we cannot fathom of agony that we cannot fathom. It’s not just egg-laying hens that experience this; it’s ubiquitous in the entire factory farming industry. As Ren says in an https://forum.effectivealtruism.org/posts/xtcgsLA2G8bn8vj99/reminding-myself-just-how-awful-pain-can-get-plus-an#Miscellaneous_thoughts_and_takeaways article that’s very worth reading, describing her own experience with fairly intense pain:A single broiler chicken experiences fifty hoursofhttps://www.pain-track.org/broilers[disabiling] pain during their lifespan, which lasts 4-6 weeks. There are 69 billion broilersslaughtered each year. That is so many hours of pain that if you divided those hours among humanity, each human would experience about 400 hours (2.5 weeks) of disabling pain every year. Can you imagine if instead of getting, say, your regular fortnight vacation from work or study, you experienced disabling-level pain for a whole 2.5 weeks? And if every human on the planet - me, you, my friends and family and colleagues and the people living in every single country - had that same experience every year?How hard would I work in order to avert suffering that urgent?>>34883093>>34883087>>34883084Women what do you think of these posts?
I only eat wild caught salmon and pastured eggs. That’s 300+ factory hours saved by me, personally. You’re welcome. And guess what, it’s breakfast time!
>>34883084Starts off trying to appeal veganism through the vehicle of feminism>>34883103It is hardly ten minutes later and you are comparing the suffering of chickens to George FloydIs that what they mean when they say “lost the plot?”
>>34883103Sad that we struggle with ethnical farmingWere you trying to get at something specific
>>34883109Do not reply to the schizo.
>>34883113If you are a feminist then you have to be vegan too because girl chickens suffer. Otherwise you are a hypocrite. Giving up feminism isn’t going to be palatable to you so now you have to be vegan.
>>34883058>>34883062>>34883063Ayo, there are femanons into goblins?
making some soft-boiled eggs in honor of the vegan schizo
He never eats.He never sleeps.He says he will never die.
>>34883091>shit edition>thread immediately gets spammed to death and shat up with schizo garbage and a guro posting incel in the throes of unimagineable seethe over women he doesn't even talk to Next thread needs to be Space King again I think. Though it went downwards with BV malding over men really fast
>>34883078>What was it about Courtney’s character.She was very straight-laced but desperate for a wild streak. She's also a Latina, so she's got that going for her.>>34883116>there are femanons into goblins?Clownish. Orcs are infinitely superior.>>34883084>Women do you eat eggs?Yes >What do you think of this article?tl;dr gonna make a big ass omelet with chicken.
>>34883125I mean, a bit of sexism is okay...
Plap
>>34883116>watching bf play a video game>he runs up to a goblin >"hey look it's you">he picks it up and throws it off a cliff>looks at me and expects me to laugh
What's wrong with this?
>>34883148Fuck off
>>34883134But there are better ways to be sexist that don't involve getting so spergy about it
>>34883148Wrong with what? The quote? If so I agree with her, I can get all of those things without even being in a relationship.
Do you guys mew?
>>34883153Fuck off simp
>>34883153When was the last time you were in relationship, kek?
>>34883156Haven't bought Mewgenics yet, no, but I might grab it when the Switch version comes out.
>>34883156I don't know too much about it, but from what I can tell, my mouth and jaw have just done that naturally since I was a small child.
>>34883157Calling a guy who says he doesn't just want a bangmaid a simp makes you look like a massive loser, just so you know.
Would you do it? How much money would it have to be? Be honest.
>>34883161Inherently always siding with women makes him look patheticIdc about the bait but this fag is pathetic
>>34883164It's not siding with women, it's siding against misogyny. And btw, being willing to defend misogyny just to get a dig at a 4chan namefag makes you look like an even bigger loser.
>>34883163Wearing a bunny costume seems to be pretty calm 2bh
>>34883161I love when my opposition unwittingly insults themselves without me needing to input!>>34883163If it was with someone I was in a relationship with, free. Otherwise, not interested.
Should I ask out my driver? She's a pretty blonde woman in her 30s.
I've heard it said that women fall in love with man's work more than the man himself. Women do you find this to be true?(Work meaning his actions. His job, his hobbies, his productivity, and what he does with his time.)
>>34883148Stop posting this whore.>>34883153You're a pussified little incel bitch if that's legitimately what you believe.
>>34883166>It's not siding with women, it's siding against misogyny. Ah fuck off cuckoldHe doesn't always have to side with themHave some fucking backboneIt's not fucking misogynist to say men are simpleSeems misandrist actually
>>34883166NTA!Misogyny?! ON MY 4CHAN?!
>>34883168By the way, women still aren't replying to you here. The other one you simped for the other day didn't reply either. You're a failure of an incel if you think this is good progress.
>>34883163For no touching, no recording, no names in a setting of my choice where I'm guaranteed no further contact with the person? I'd probably do it for a thousand bucks.
I'm pretty sure I finally found a woman who'd put on the bunny suit if I asked.
>>34883160How
>>34883174It's misogynist to pretend there's fault in the posted woman's logic that a relationship with a man who only wants sex and service out of a relationship would be unromantic. He didn't argue that men are simple, he said he doesn't need a relationship just for that. But you're just looking to talk shit because you saw he had a name on and got all riled up. You don't actually care about what he said and why you're a bitch for siding with random shitposts if it means you get to say mean words on the internet.
>>34883145No, he expected you to do a funny frowny face for a bit
>>34883072Why can't femanon be shaped like this?
>>34883167Yes but would you sign the contract for the pictures to be published online with your face in them? Also in this hypothetical you would have to do a bunny pose like in the last picture at the bottom of the first image
>>34883163For someone I love, free. For a stranger, probably 10k.
>>34883180Idk man. I've done it for as long as I can remember. Must have something to with my diet in early childhood.
>>34883145I don't get it. Your bf has an odd sense of humor.
>>34883184I'll try that next time, instead of just looking confused at him.>>34883189That's for sure.
>>34883187Like sending pics or facetiming a stranger in the outfit?
SqueakSqueak
>>34883182Out of context yeah maybe he has a point but considering his post history he's just a pathetic simp who is too afraid of women to talk to one irl
>>34883171Go for it. Worst case scenario, your feelings are hurt for a day.
>>34883186I'm not a girlPlenty of girls do more risqué stuff for free on Instagram
>>34883195Who cares about post history? Is this fucking Reddit?
>>34883200Good luck getting these faggots to look in a mirror anon
>>34883134This is my brand of mysogynyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp-f--sloe8
>>34883200Through usernames they make it more Reddit, yes
>>34883200He namefags so obviously he does
>>34883188I wish I was like you
>>34883148Do you know how fucking hard it is to find a woman who does all three things? Especially the part where I can have peace. Finding such a woman often causes rapid onset simpdom in men, which is the opposite of "unromantic".
>>34883200>Put on name or trip to be recognized>People recognize youNot that I'm necessarily disagreeing with him
>>34883203>>34883204And if you obsess over their post histories, this unfortunately makes you just as RedditYou also obviously came here from there or some other social media website in the last ten yearsYou people are unbelievably dumb and fucking annoying to bootI can ignore the namefag but then have to watch you pitiful losers live out some sort of high school mean girl fantasy for half an hour any fucking time one of them posts anythingYou are worse than them
>>34883201Is it always this bad?>>34883203>>34883204You don't like that he namefags, so instead of ignoring the name and responding to his posts, or even just ignoring his posts completely, you decide to make it EVEN MORE like Reddit username shitshows and try to bring up his posting history and giving him attention? Am I understanding this right?
>>34883210>Is it always this bad?Yes, not an ounce of self-awareness in these pocket watching losers
>>34883211>I don't obsess, I just (explains obsessive behavior)Open your fucking eyes to your own behavior.
>>34883211Retard
>>34883084If you're that butthurt about it just raise your own chickens. Besides, they're great for keeping ticks and other pests away.
>>34883200I like how you take your trip off when you try to defend yourself.
>>34883210>you decide to make it EVEN MORE like Reddit username shitshows Nta but thats some peak "if you ignore the bullies they go away" logic. No matter how much you ignore the namefags, they hog the thread and shit it up with fucktarded drama. In a twist of ironiy, the foid namefags are somewhat bearable or at elast unintrsive enough, but the male ones are complete and utter dogshit without exception. Not even simping, just saying it as it is.
>>34883145He accidentally used heterosexual male humor with you and treated you like an equalhttps://youtu.be/lF-nXECLauc>>34883184Yeah, she was supposed to banter back in her part of that bit
>>34883205I don't envy anyone that has to learn how to consciously do that, but I can assure you that you probably don't wish you were much like me in many other capacities. I'm a very strange man
There are so many pretty girls, how is a moid supposed to pick one?
>>34883209>"exhib" anon makes a fool of himself in public>isn't "exhib" enough to keep his name on while he takes his simping session to completionWhat a faggot, actually.
>>34883163i wore a maid costume for a first time hookup, so I'd do it no questions asked
>>34883220This is so stupid.
>>34883228That ain't me buddy. I genuinely just can't stand you faggots, you're the worst part about these threads
>>34883231Who is "I" then? Very suspicious behavior. He stops posting and you take the shift. Just go get dommed for money.Oh wait, you've never worked a day in your life.
>>34883217I like how you can always tell it's these sorts of obsessed losers who start shizoing out the moment people call them out for being annoying Reddit tourists.
>>34883233I'm at work right now. "I" is Anonymous.I could give you a screencap that shows the lack of (You)s on posts aimed at the guy whose whole bit is posting his chode on 4chan, but I don't think you'd believe me.
What's going on in here? Am I in my popular phase?
>>34883219What fucktard drama are you talking about? Because to me it seems like it's always some random faggot responding to him or another namefag who is answering a question here who starts making it about e-drama or post history.
>>34883214Yes the obsessive behavior is regularly posting in this thread and recognizing namefagsI'm sorry
>>34883235You're getting the rake just like Exhibanon if you're as retarded as he is. Simps are to be stoned and humiliated.
How do I stop feeling guilt and shame over being a man?
>>34883239You can recognize them without responding to them in the pejorative over something unrelated to anything about their post or even in the whole fucking thread. It's pathetic.
>>34883240I'm Canadian now?
>>34883241You look at those two and remember that you could've turned out much worse:>>34883236>>34883235
guys is it normal to lose some hair when you shampoo? every time i shampoo my hair i lose maybe 20, 30 strands of hair. this has been happening to me ever since i was a teen. is this normal or no
>>34883245Ah, you've got double cancer. Yes anon that's normal.
>>34883198>Worst case scenario, your feelings are hurt for a day.Ok, I won't ask her out.
>>34883246only reason im saying this is because i went to this new lady barber. she washed my hair and said you're losing quite a few strands of hair. i kinda got scared im getting bald and i dont even know
>>34883242How abput you fucking leave or kill yourself? I'm tired of his shitty simping
>>34883221Why what’s wrong by with you
>>34883249Not beating the Men fantasize about murdering women who don’t bend to their will allegations
>>34883209They think they're better than us and deserve more attention, so we give it to them in ways they didn't ask. It's a fun little punishment for their arrogant attitude. Besides, most of them eventually get bullied out of namefaggotry, and this also discourages most anonymous posters from adopting their culture. It's a good practice.>I can ignore the namefag but then have to watch youYou could've ignored a couple of our posts too, yet you didn't. Pretty hypocritical of you.
>>34883249Put. Your. Name. Back. On.
>>34883249>i'm just too good for youfunny enough 90% of the time thats not the reason awoman isn't into you, but if you already believe that after the age of 20 theres little to help you.
>>34883254I think I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore the whole thread today. Have fun in the namefag aquarium.
>>34883255woah who do you think I am? I just found that in the /a/ dead memes thread and reposted it here with a funny filename
Errbody fuckin errbody bitch, errbody with the shit, that's lifeAnd erry nigga tryna fuck the next nigga bitchNot knowin his bitch is the next nigga bitch...
>>34883259No.
>>34883258Good. The thread would be a little better without people like you.
>>34883250And I'm tired of your whining about namefags. I'm doing a service by calling out you annoying losers. :^]
*Sniff*my wife dabbed on me bwos..
>>34883229Did you speak with a French accent?
>>34883262
>>34883269His man titties jiggled lol
>>34883268no but I wore a collar
>>34883272hot
I have a iPhone 15, it’s updated to the latest iOS. When I woke up this morning, I unlocked my iPhone, and a photo was opened on screen. Is it possible I could’ve somehow done it while sleeping? I did have a dream I was snap widow chatting with a friend for whatever reason, but my phone was plugged in as usual when I woke up.As far as I know I’ve never been known to sleepwalk or anything.
So I just saw the 5 episodes of Space King on YouTube, that shit is so stupid but I couldn't stop but Im done with it now.
>>34883249Space King tier writing
>>34883230No, this is just comedy at its finest. At its core, comedy is about making fun of, mocking, attacking someone or something.
Women, I'm trying to think of fun things to do with my girlfriend to spice it up. What is the most fun date you've ever been on, or what is your ideal date?
>>34883291How far are you willing to travel? Going to see shows or food festivals in the city is always fun.
>>34883287Space King is great. You wouldn't get it.
>>34883287>Space King tier writingBased
>>34883281I think it's possible. I don't sleepwalk either but I once sent a message to my friend in my sleep (it was gibberish lol).
>>34883294It seems like it would be a good cartoon for ages 7 to 15 but I couldn't get through the pilot
>>34883295They actually got a whole million in a couple of hoursThe Internet was starving for that type of content
>>34883298Well hopefully it’s no big deal. I’m over here wondering if my house is haunted or my phones hacked or something.
>>34883302Buenos días señor
>>34883245Perfectly normal, yes. The hair probably fell out before you washed it and got tangled in there. Comb your hair before washing if you want, and that'll get rid of it.
>>34883253I'm a man and I never fantasized about murdering women. In fact even when I feel at my lowest, most misogynistic, I still think about treating a woman with kindness and respect.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>34883084Men are SO hung up about childbirth, it's amusing seeing the knots they twist themselves into over it
>>34883302It was actually just me.
>Women mass delulu posting in atoga againOk I'm out
>>34883148Nothing, the complainer is making a bad-faith argument by intentionally interpreting the statement in the most negative light
>>34883320Why wouldn't anyone be?Everything is fake and ephemeral except sleep sex and food.
>>34883326you are a nigga
You're one too, Anon.
>>34883306I am an ESL, but not a Spanish one actually, just borrowed that screenshot from the other board.
Whore
now I know my future wife doesn't post here
>>34883245Shedding could be caused by medication.
>>34883148Men are pump and dump material. Some you don't even have to feed or not yell at.
>>34883339Whats your problem with men anyways?bad breakup or something? >Men are pump and dump material. Your dudes likewise just view you as a slampig, don't kid yourself. The stuff you do genders at their lowest.
>>34883340>Whats your problem with men anyways?It's not just my problem.It's always a man.
>>34883320>Men are SO hung>childbirth>knots
Is swiping left on all women on apps because they are all out of my league a good strategy to get a gf?
>>34883343Yeah, I think we should have AI men mass swiping left and disrupting the apps. So many smartphone farms in India are used for scamming when they could be used for taking down Match Group once and for all.
>>34883282>that shit is so stupid but I couldn't stop but Im done with it nowReminds me of Metalocalypse.
>>34883341Society will agree with you but then hate me (a man) for saying that it's not my fault and there actually are a lot of shitty women out there. And this is why resentment towards women is on the rise.
>>34883245>is it normal for moids' hair to fall outYes, that's normal.
>>34883348Pretty sure most of society is more reasonable than BV
>>34883348If you don't like patriarchy flavored women then that's also your fault, the patriarchy upholder.
>>34883350Anon's entire reality is inside the computer
>>34883341It is true, women understand as little of hate as they do of duty.I can never take it seriously when women attempt to hate, theres just no zeal in it. All it makes me think is that you probably need a hug and to have your hair toussled.
>>34883148What exactly do women want us to want from them?
>>34883353Fuck you. You're blaming me for the actions of other men. And you offer no sympathy or compassion for men who genuinely want to make women's lives better (while also expecting equal treatment and to just be see as human beings). Typical woman moment. I'm sorry, I just had to let my misogynistic side come out right there, because it is all too clear that you hate men and want to villainize me despite fucking knowing nothing about me at all.
>>34883363>You're blaming me for the actions of other menIt's like he's on the cusp of realization.
>>34883367nta, but not everyone except you is an incel dumbass. Not being an ass kissing simp for every mentally ill femanon in here doesn't mean you hate women.
>>34883367Based ally Exhibanon
>>34883367Realizing what?
>>34883342no, femanon! bad! bad femanon! this isnt one of your "eroticas" which is somehow reads less like smut and more like a medieval torturer's daily worklog
Women, you can't trick me!
>>34883372What do you mean "rape, pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia, mutilation, and psychological torture aren't romantic"? Did you miss the part where the guy was cute and rich? It's called having a character arc.
>>34883369>not everyone except you is an incel>Typical woman moment>I just had to let my misogynistic side come out
>>34883376I'm nta that said the first thing you greentexted. Just tell me what you meant by being "on the cusp of realization"
>>34883375>the most innocent librarian-phenotype girl you know has probably mashed her bean to highly detailed accounts of some poor fictional womans psyche being completely deconstructed and the bits pulverizedcaption: the fairer sex
Girls, I have wrestling action figures displayed on shelves in my living room. Would this bother you if you were my girlfriend? And would it bother you if I moved them around from time to time so that I have the wrestlers facing off against each other on my shelves who are actually facing each other on the upcoming PPV event?
>>34883380It's exciting to know that nobody at work could possibly guess I'm a sex obsessed weirdo.
Men would you rather every women has tits that can make your dick dissapear, or have a dick that’s to big to fit between any tits?
>>34883384The latter, I prefer small titty anyway.
>>34883381It's a weird quirk, but it's inoffensive at worst and vaguely cute at best. If it's something you base your whole life around, that's where it gets to be a red flag.
>>34883386I do love professional wrestling and I do watch it most nights.
>>34883291>What is the most fun date you've ever been onA half day at a falconry centre.
>>34883384Latter because I juat want a big cock
>>34883384Bi g titties :]
>>34883384My dick disappearing is not generally a desirable thing.
>>34883367Why did you ignore way more blatant sexism, Exhib? Looks very disingenuous of you.>>34883339>>34883341
>>34883387Do you like other things?
>>34883374>Women, you can't trick me!It's the people that believe that who are the easiest to trick.
>>34883384I just want a flat chested gf
>>34883384I'm a m-le. I'd rather have tits and no dick.
>>34883381>Would this bother you if you were my girlfriend?Only if you didn't have Rey Mysterio.
Jolene
>>34883394Oh yes of course. I love watching pro wrestling but I have interests besides that. Of course, many of them are other forms of media, as I'm very much a homebody. I used to love acting onstage, but that was at a different point in my life and that's not really something I can do where I live now. I miss those days though, and I think that's part of why I love wrestling. It's a form of theatre, just a kind that I could never do in a million years, but I imagine how alive those guys must feel in their triumphant moments winning the world championship in a stadium full of screaming fans.
I like it when women wear shirts so tight that you can pefectly see the shape of her armpits
>>34883400Jolene, Jo-olene, Jole-e-ene
>>34883401As long as you're not averse to occasionally going out and doing simple things like getting food or seeing a movie or whatever, being a homebody isn't a bad thing.
>>34883405Oh yes, of course I like going out to eat and seeing movies. I love movies and I have a pretty decent collection of blurays as well. I also like theme parks. I'm a big fan of roller coasters and amusement rides in general, and I've decided that over the next decade of my life, I want to visit more parks and experience more of these amazing parks. But, after a trip, I'm always so happy when I'm back home.
>>34883381I'm worse than you, and women still seem to put up with me.I have a bunch of figma and SH Figuarts figures of video game characters I like on my bookshelf. I move em around and change their poses every once in a while too.
>>34883367>It's like he's on the cusp of realization.Why are you so angry at men now? Is it because you're an incel and see yourself in them? Do you finally admit that you're an incel?
>>34883408Well I certainly hope you get to have those experiences, hopefully with someone special who appreciates your interests. You seem to have plenty, so some wrestling action figures probably won't scare anybody off whom you'd have otherwise gotten along with.
>>34883413Thank you, I hope you're right. Wrestling makes me happy. I know it's not for everyone and that's fine, but I'm just a huge fan.
>>34883291I like going to the beach and playing in the water
>>34883378>if I call everyone a misgynistic incel I'm getting closer to the cusp of realizing that I'll be forever alone, just me and my sexual deviancy and my mental illnesses
>>34883367you are a tripfag precisely because you are a placid, unthinking mollusc of a "human" being with zero personality btw
>>34883414My current bf likes wrestling, too. I went to a cage match with him before we started officially dating. It really wasn't my scene, but I enjoyed how exciting it was for him and lots of other fans there. The respectful ones were also very pleasant to speak with on the train afterwards.
>>34883340She's a single mother who was so awful the state took away her access to her kids
>>34883393Women can do no wrong. Even when that BV landwhale cucks him, he'll still feel like he's too much of a patriarch inherently to care about his own emotional and psychological wellbeing.
>>34883385and lolis, most likely, but you conveniently left that part out
>>34883422>She's a single mother who was so awful the state took away her access to her kidsChat, is this true?
>be in chronic pain and fatigue>date a woman>think her presence will be relief>is actually the opposite>break it off impassionately>she's mad
>>34883421I actually have a dream trip in mind to visit Japan, and go to some wrestling shows there since Japanese wrestling has a really good wrestling industry, and I'd also visit some of the amusement parks in the country. Tokyo DisneySea is often considered maybe the best themed park in the entire world. I'd love to see it, and also ride some really sweet roller coasters at other amusement parks there.
>>34883427this is why i'm still a virgin personally
>>34883393I'm tired of double standards
Why does anon think replying to namefags on cooldown will pwn them
>>34883384Well I have a huge dick. But I would go bigger. Have it be terrifyingly, freakishly, monstrously big. But then I realized that since I'm an enjoyer of huge titties, there being breasts my dick could actually disappear into would mean something amazing.
>>34883432It feels like I'm talking to an alternate timeline version of my guy. He also wants to go to Japan someday. But I think it's more of a general culture and food tourism sort of vibe. The hard part for travel will always be trying to find someone to go with, though.
>>34883444>But I would go bigger. Have it be terrifyingly, freakishly, monstrously bigThe only mindset I want a guy with a big dick to have. Just double down and be embrace being a scary monster.
>>34883438Just post around them. They're embarrassing themselves every day whether we point it out or not.
>>34882781Are you a woman?
Why does my nephew talk to/about me as if I’m one of "th big kids", even thought I’m over 30?For ex. It’s chrismas eve and he’ll ask his mom why I’m allowed to stay up late with them while he has to go to sleep?
>>34883432NTAYou absolutely do not need to go to MULTIPLE amusement parks when in Japan.Rather do and see something you only can in Japan.
>>34883446I definitely do think I would like the culture and vibe of Japan, but I guess for me, when I travel, I like to travel specifically to do something. I get why people just like visiting cities just to live in and experience them for a while, but for me personally, it's always specific things to do that I look for. You're right that finding people to go with is the big thing, and I'm lucky my family enjoys theme parks as well, but I also think if I were ever to try solo travel, Japan would be a pretty cool place.
>>34883455He probably thinks you are one of them, since you're just as autistic as he is.
>>34883452We is Exhibanon, his friend MKG, and a misandrysexual incel who posts without a name and sometimes pretends to be a married man who's a stay at home father.
>>34883438>>34883452Exhibro...
>>34883455He looks up to you
>>34883457>but for me personally, it's always specific things to do that I look forYES. I totally agree. I don't like to travel, but when I do travel it's always with a specific itinerary. Just wandering makes me anxious.And yeh, I heard that Japan is very tourist friendly for the most part. At least when it comes to convenience for the tourists.I'd be vaguely worried about racism, though.
Ayo, slide my that pussy
>>34883455Maybe you act like a big kid around him.That's very cute of him in any case. How old is he?
>>34883465If there's any city where I actually would really like to wander the streets and take in the atmosphere, it probably is Tokyo. Definitely don't want to do that in a major American city because there's too many schizos who might stab you before getting arrested for the 50th time. I don't know how much racism they have there but I bet it's a pretty cool place.
How fast is too fast to move on from a relationship that lasted a year?
>>34883470There is no such thing as too fast.
>>34883469I've felt safe enough in the major US cities I've been in. The cities SURROUNDING those cities are the scary ones. I have a million stories of creeps and sick people doing all sorts of shit right there in public. Some of the. Were like zombies.
>>34883384I would choose the huge dick, all women having big tits is a plus for everyone, but s big dick gives me a personal advantage over everyone.
>>34883472So what you’re saying is that I should waste no time, and get into a relationship right now ?
Women, what is some body language that you find hot or attractive in a non sexual way is cool too
>>34883384Every man who doesn't pick the option that magically gives me huge tits is now my permanent enemy.
>>34883475Well, actually now that I think about it, if you're still asking if it's too fast, it's too fast for you.If you're ready to move on, you wouldn't be asking if it's okay to move on.
>>34883384I choose the first option for the mankind
>>34883480I choose the third option, the one that doesn't change my dick size and instead shrinks everyone's tits.Enjoy the extra small titties.
>>34883473So many people think that the problem with homelessness is that these people just don't have a place to live. But the fact of the matter is that a lot of these people are simply incapable of existing within civilization. Letting these people walk around free is cruel to them and cruel to everyone else. The kind and loving thing to do is to forcibly institutionalize them, and more people need to realize this.
>>34883477Good general posture already covers like 80% of hot body language for a guy.
>>34883482Didn't expect that, but fair enough. Let's do this for the womankind too.>>34883480
>>34883484That's just fucked up.>>34883485Idk what the solution is, but I don't think it's that simple.
I invoke my 5th amendment right to remain silent
>>34883481I just haven’t been in very many relationships. Technically only one serious one. It’s only been about two weeks and I didn’t realize that I would get this much attention the second that I got out of the relationship but I’m happier than I was in it. I just lack the experience to know if it’s a good idea.
>>34883477I like it when men reach for something that is high up.
Yo hello everyone
>>34883504Goodbye
>>34883504>>34883505Here (You) go
>>34883480JH moment
>>34883480no can do, but how about the option where you become magically aware any time someone in your presence notices a bustier woman's chestlike youre talking with a guy normally and suddenly you get a mental ping before realizing your bustier coworker just walked in and now you cant unsee his brief reaction
No man will ever want to kiss me when he sees how bad my skin is up close, it is so over. Maybe I can date a legally blind man.
>>34883511There you go, homo
>>34883511cursed by a witch to be allergic to makeup?
>>34883468Like 6~7
>>34883516>You should use overpriced products that'll only make your skin worse over time to catfish men.
>>34883480Big tits... but also a tight ass that fits in skinny jeans and remains viable for skirts. Yes?
>>34883490Maybe it's not fair to impose my wants on all women after all.>>34883508Of course.
>>34883519you wont be young forever so this is the best time to invest in your lookseveryone else is doing it too so you need to do it to keep up or be ignoredis it also catfishing when an artist puts paint on a canvas? its art and a way to express your aesthetic sense
>>34883510I don't need a hypothetical for that. Wandering gazes are already that obvious.>>34883520I wouldn't trade my ass for anything.
>>34883511Being insecure is much uglier than your skin
>>34883521>Maybe it's not fair to impose my wants on all women after all.Hey, don't back down from sexism now
>>34883511At the same time you definitely aren't going to date men with objectively bad skin both up close and from afar, so it's okay.
>>34883480Why would I want to improve your sex life?
I haven't eaten in 36 hours again and I have to go to work soon. The single male struggle
>>34883511You probably just need a good scrub and face moisturizer. Have you tried these?
>>34883531eat!
There are too many people in this world. It's time to trigger the MGCE (Mass Goyim Culling Event).
>>34883539KP...
>>34883511how bad is itI've seen woman with psoriasis and it's not that big of a deal, to me at least
>>34883539Kittensister...
>>34883539I agree. Kill all the moids and use the "Gay Ray" on all the pretty women.
>>34883511You underestimate how horny we can be
never seen a lesbian that didn't have some level of misandry ngl
>>34883547That just destroys the whole humanity, women included
>34883511You are so damn annoying.
>>34883187You forgot to mention the part where the man has to pay first so you can "love" them, you retarded donkey.
>>34883530Because you're cool like that and would want me to be my happiest self?
>>34883547>use the "Gay Ray" on all the pretty womenYeah right, ugly women deserve to suffer
>>34883555I'm a late twenties virgin, you get regular threesomes, I think you should be content with what you have
>>34883547Use the Gay Ray on all the pretty women, the Stacey Ray on all the ugly women, and the Venus Ray on all low libido women. Then gather up the moids and make them watch the hottest lesbian orgies in existence on a planetary level.
>>34883559I'll accept this if all the women have to run around naked forever and only moids get to wear clothes
>>34883480>>34883555What, that's JH? Lmao, what an entitled whiny little bitch.
lesbian sex sounds kinda mid ngl
>>34883559Bit too cucked, no?
>>34883561Some clothes are hot, especially if they stay on.
>>34883558What does my sex life have to do with me wanting fat tits?
>>34883564Cause it's barely sex, more like a prolonged foreplay
>>34883552>That just destroys the whole humanity, women includedThat's the play.>>34883559I can work with that.>>34883561>I'll accept this if all the women have to run around naked forever and only moids get to wear clothesSpoken like a man who has never hiked up a woman's sundress.>>34883564>lesbian sex sounds kinda mid nglAnd you would probably consider Bayes' law boring, but just because something is out of your understanding, it doesn't mean it's mid.
>>34883564Good piv sex > good lesbian sex > bad lesbian sex > no sex > bad piv sex. Does that make sense?
>>34883583>Spoken like a man who has never hiked up a woman's sundress.I don't have sex and that fantasy doesn't appeal to me sorry
>>34883584Put bad lesbian sex behind no sex and good PIV behind good lesbian sex with several > between them.
Any tips for overcoming a severe case of codependency after a breakup?
Girls, would you be unhappy if your husband wanted to spend $12,000 on a surround sound home theater system?
>>34883594Yes
i'm visiting sofia for a week..any bulgarians know where i can find some decent massage parlours or something?
>>34883589I don't want to start a fight about this, but good dick is better than no dick if there's an equal amount of love and attentiveness either way. Doesn't mean I dislike lesbian sex, dick is just that good that it breaks the tie.And I'll concede that I've never had bad lesbian sex so maybe it can be that bad.
>>34882550>>34882583>Rich successful influential moid turns out to be a sex pest.Who could have guessed such a thing?
>>34883594If it's within his budget, no.
>>34883603>Rich successful influentialWoulda been easier if you just said "Jewish"
>>34883072I might be moving to the US in the near future.Will I have better luck dating in the US compared to Europe?What I'm into:>white girls (I like pale skin), with long hair>slightly chubby, medium height, smallish breasts>active, but not athletic, I don't like gym obsession, but I like hiking and other ourdoorsy activities>not religious>no feminazis>loves food/cooking, I get the ick if you cannot cook as well as me>not one of those status maxing career minded hamster wheel spinning nutjobs
>>34883603All male feminists are rapists.
>>34883542It is bad.
>>34883578lmao
>>34883564what about it dont you like? i enjoy having sex with my gf
>>34883589Didn't your "wife" jump on some old man's dick the moment you left her?
>>34883607>thinking american women are gonna be better than european womenoh nonononono
>>34883564Well being eaten out is fun
>>34883609eh, I doubt it's as bad as you're making it out to be, but I'm not really convicted enough to make you prove it, so I'll take your word.
I know how you dress is important but I have no interest in fashion and of course as a woman this makes people be dry angry at me, they get so mad I don’t care or if I wear something ugly
>>34883511>Maybe I can date a legally blind man.Will you not let him touch your face before the kiss? If not, the question is will he want to kiss you twice?
question for both genders
>>34883616Never claimed that, did I?I just have to move for career reasons, and as it turns out, after many years of dating I'm still single.But it could well be that values wise I might vibe better with Americans, idk.
>>34883619Depends on the social situation.Are you wearing clownsuits to work and funerals?
>>34883584Higher risk/higher reward strikes again
>>34883621OK, I shouldn't have laughed, but damn.
>>34883494
>>34883619Ngl same but people will still judge you, wish i didn't let it get to me.
>>34883621M5, I guess
>>34883619if you're american nobody gives a shit
>>34883619Many men actually find women who dress badly to be more attractive, but to be honest, this is only because you become more approachable.
>>34883591>Any tips for overcoming a severe case of codependency after a breakup?Did you get closure? Did they try using the let's stay friends? Did you ghost them? Perhaps trying to focusing on your mental well being instead. Make an appointment to see a psychologist to work on your codependency.
>>34883627me too lolits just the state of the world rn anon
>>34883438>namefags on cooldownWhat does this mean?
>>34883455My nephew does the same.
>>34883619The problem is you aren’t dressing ugly enough. If you dress ugly enough it causes an integer overflow and loops back around to being fashionable. Like nuclear ghandi You’re mid and you can’t admit that because you can’t handle mediocrity
>>34883148I don't find this statement to be true.I guess "peace" in the sense that I don't want to be bothered with a thousand immaterial little dramas.But I also want a wife which shares my intellectual curiosities.
>>34883631Me tooAnd it’s not even that I don’t try I do worry that I’m dressed poorly but because I have no interest in clothes I have. A limited selection and even I dress appropriately, people get mad at me for rewearing the same outfits. Which is so stupid to me
>>34883594For what purpose? And is he going to use it? If so, no. If it just sits there and he does nothing with it, it would upset me.>>34883600Ironically, Bulgaria is one of those places where it's safer to pick up a streetwalker or a prostitute at a club than it is any type of brothel or "massage parlor" because those are all owned by criminal organizations and traffickers.>>34883601Yeah, but dicks have refractory periods. I will concede, though, that most lesbians have a really bad strap game. You get like half an inch of movement because they don't know how to thrust. And sucking dick is better than sucking a strap. >>34883607So you like average women? I guess it just depends where you're moving and what your own ethnicity is.>>34883613>Didn't your "wife" jump on some old man's dick the moment you left her?No, she had slept with her married boss before I met her, and I didn't find out about it until almost 10 months into our rrelationship. After that, I didn't like how close they were and didn't want to give her an ultimatum of quitting a job she loved and went to school for, so I broke up with her.
>>34883591Get a dog or workout religiously
>>34883627You spent too much time here, silly foidThe moid humor slowly gets to you...https://youtu.be/lF-nXECLauc
>>34883148Nothing, if you did the same for what women want, they'll sound just as transactional.
>>34883511One of my coworkers has bad skin but she’s still cute as fuck. Your issues run deeper
>>34883649>most lesbians have a really bad strap gameBe honest. Is it really as good as dick if she's good at it? And if it can be that good, how would you suggest approaching a gf/wife about your dissatisfaction if she was bad at it and didn't seem to understand that she is?
>>34883594I know there’s at least one femanon that would only be unhappy because you didn’t consult her on what specs you’re going for
>>34883649>slept with her married bossLesbo moment
>>34883607Depends how thick your accent is
>>34883651Stop spamming this stupid bullshit.
>>34883665This is just the truth you can't ignore, femanon
>>34883640>went no contact for a couple months>she came up in a conversation with a friend>thought I was over it and looked her up>she had literally just posted something really depressing>against my better judgement I reached out>talked for a couple hours and both felt better>but suddenly that feeling is back and I can't stop thinking about herI'm embarrassed to go full no contact again (i.e. block her) because she'll know I'm not over her or might think she did something wrong.>>34883650She eats into my gym productivity actually because I've really had trouble not thinking about her.
>>34883564It's not sex
>>34883649>she had slept with her married boss before I met her, and I didn't find out about it until almost 10 months into our rrelationship. After that, I didn't like how close they were and didn't want to give her an ultimatum of quitting a job she loved and went to school for, so I broke up with her.And you went to that shit?
>>34883658Well she should give me some recommendations
WomenWould you date a 27 year old man currently wearing tooth braces?
>>34883672Dumbass, that’s what the gym is for.
>>34883657>Is it really as good as dick if she's good at it? Yes, provided you're not the type that prefers a man's body. Like the size difference and the strength. >And if it can be that good, how would you suggest approaching a gf/wife about your dissatisfaction if she was bad at it and didn't seem to understand that she is?It would come down to the individual because some people just can't take verbal cues in the heat of the moment. Or if it's an endurance problem, help them build that up. You could also take the gym method, like recording your form or watching videos of other people doing it.>>34883660>Lesbo momentBi, but it do be like that sometimes.>>34883675>And you went to that shit?Wdym?
>>34883564Actually it sounds better and more intimateAnd lesbian bed death isn't a real thing
>>34883684Yeah but it sucks when I'm going for a PR and she pops into my head and suddenly I'm distracted thinking of what went wrong and what could've gone differently. I need a better way to get her out of my head.
>>34883685You went back to a cheater, kek?
>>34883687cope
>>34883651I was the one to post it and Im a womanyou retarded moid think you have better humor than us?
>>34883687>And lesbian bed death isn't a real thingI would say for some it is, especially as you get older and hormones change. But it ultimately comes down to two women with poor communication skills. >>34883691>You went back to a cheater, kek?No, a homewrecker CAME back to me. She never cheated on me. At least not physically. That I know of.
>If you want something done properly you have to do it yourself.Do "they" still say this? I used to hear this all the time when I was young, but I just realised I haven't heard this expression in ages.
i think i'd be a strange person to have sex with quite frankly
>>34883685>provided you're not the type that prefers a man's body. Like the size difference and the strength.I do, but I'm open to trying to appreciate it as its own thing.>recording your form or watching videos of other people doing itSo porn, or are there actual instructional videos on this out there? I don't want to give you homework by asking for specific links, but I'm not great at searching for shit.
>>34883672>>went no contact for a couple months>>she came up in a conversation with a friend>>thought I was over it and looked her up>>she had literally just posted something really depressing>>against my better judgement I reached out>>talked for a couple hours and both felt better>>but suddenly that feeling is back and I can't stop thinking about her>I'm embarrassed to go full no contact again (i.e. block her) because she'll know I'm not over her or might think she did something wrong.>>>34883650 #>She eats into my gym productivity actually because I've really had trouble not thinking about her.See a psychologist and minimize talking to her on whatever apps you have her on. As for the gym, focus on doing a good routine, make a Playlist that doesn't remind you of her, also don't let her appropriate music or things you both had interests in.
I had a dream where people were inspecting my penis, what does it mean?
Can anyone m/f relate to this?The body types I find attractive belong to people who I cannot connect to on mental level.The people I find attractive on a mental level, have body types that I do not find appealing.
>>34883709Your brain is reminding you that you missed penis inspection day. Tragic.
>>34883710The Madonna-whore complex..
I’ve been a good feminist. Give me sex now, whores.
>>34883698A slut is a slut, the exact term doesn't really matter, the point is that she supports and encourages cheating in relationships, that's what her ideology is
MenWhen did you learn you were ugly?
>>34883719not really what a madonna whore complex means
>>34883608>>34883722
>>34883726I haven't, because I've never actually asked any woman out so I can avoid confirming I'm ugly (I'm not)
>>34883726I get approached by women a lot, but I learned I was ugly on the inside because I rarely get past first dates.
>>34883608>>34883716Corollary.
>>34883702Are you a man trying to learn how to fuck? If so, I would suggest just learning you foundation, like being able to thrust from different angles and for a decent amount of time. Rhythm and tempo comes with experience, and really does come down to individual preference. >>34883723That's what happens when you're a recently divorced addict. Most people's moral compasses aren't very high when they're at their lowest.
>>34883726I've had mixed signals on this. But I'm definitely not handsome enough to make up for my autistic personality.
I hate sex havers but deeply wish I was a sex haver
I had a dream the other night that I was being crucified in a Home Depot parking lot.One of the guys putting me up on the cross (which they presumably assembled on the spot with materials they bought inside the store) looked at me rather dolefully and asked>You know why we're doing this, right?I looked down, somewhat defeated, and gave him a pouty “yes” in response. Then I woke up.
>>34883742There’s a word for this I think
>Dream I'm climbing stairs up to someone's apartment>look back down and the stairs have transformed into a shaky broken ladder hanging off the edge of a platform high up in the skyWhat does this dream mean?
>>34883744Well, why were they doing it?
>>34883719I think it's more of a social class thing.
>>34883726I’m not ugly. A cute girl told me I’m handsome the other day.
>>34883748It means whatever you felt about it.
>>34883748It's kind of like marriage.
>>34883737>That's what happens when you're a recently divorced addict. Most people's moral compasses aren't very high when they're at their lowest.Not a good excuse
>>34883750Because I’m bad :(Or so my anthropomorphized and apparently bloodthirsty insecurities say, at least.
>>34883754don't want that anyway
>>34883748Means, you need better sleep quality.
>>34883726Dancing lessons. Two girls started fighting because neither one wanted to be paired with me.
>>34883485that was already a thing in the 8th century, the result were labour camps known for their squalid living conditions.Hoewver, while it hasn't solved the problem entirely, the approach of just paying for asmall apartment and food so they don't bother the rest of society aka social welfare has proven to be quite successful. as a European, the degree of homelessness in the states is shocking and completely absurd.People misunderstand the welfare system as some sort of bleedin heart venture, when its in truth just a little bit of money to keep peace within society and prevent from desperate people shitting up everyone elses day.
>>34883757Do they specify in what way?
>>34883699Sorry, uncWe have ChatGPT now
>Marmite is a sticky dark-brown paste with a distinctive, salty, powerful flavour and heady aroma. State gender.Have you ever had marmite?What are your thoughts on it?
>>34883764*in the 18th century, my mistake
>>34883767I prefer Bovril, but sure I had Marmite too. I grew up with this shit.Foreigners don't know how to use it on toast. Else it's tasty.
>>34883737>Are you a man trying to learn how to fuck?No, how could I have lesbian sex if I'm a man? Looking to get my gf better with a strapon, because it's plain not good and she says she's good with it.
>>34883767MI have never been to AustraliaMostly neutral thoughts on it, though I distrust all food created by angloid hands.
>>34883771it's called vegemite here cunt
>>34883769And yet... too stupid to put down the gender.Guess that disgusting slop melted your braincells away.
>>34883765They didn’t in the dream, but I was worrying earlier that day about whether I was truly helping someone or just patting myself on the back and indulging a savior complex. My subconscious was laying it on a bit thick that evening, it seemed.
>>34883767>Marmite is a sticky dark-brown paste with a distinctive, salty, powerful flavour and heady aroma.MSounds like semen but brown and more solid, I guess women like it
>>34883774why do you care about my gender? it's a post about fucking marmite
>>34883767MNo and it sounds very gross.I could maybe... maybe... maaaybe see it working if you put on some cold meats on the bread.
>>34883775>whether I was truly helping someoneWhat did you do? Why might it not have been helpful?
>>34883770You're just such a poor excuse of woman, JH. Even your fellow dyke got confused.
>>34883778>changes the spellingOh you are one of those turbo schizo cunts.You are in the wrong thread.
>>34883783You're literally trying to creep on women with a post about fucking Marmite.
>>34883780I don’t want to get into it here, but it was just some good old self-loathing and a bit of imposter syndrome on my part.The extreme silliness of my Home Depot crucifixion helped me get over it, I think.
I want sex with him
>>34883786What the fuck are you doing in atoga if you are so pissy about stating your gender, eh?
>>34883773No idea manafaik its another bri'ish poverty food because they ran out of sugar or something
>>34883786He just asked to state gender. Are you ashamed of it?
>>34883767MI tried it once as a kid but had it cold on a cracker, and it was presented to me as “ew lol try this gross foreigner food”, so naturally I didn’t like it.I figure Vegemite and Marmite can’t possibly be as popular as they are for no reason. I’m sure it’s good if you don’t have it cold.
>>34883792I'm literally the only person ITT who knows anything about marmite yet you're more interested in knowing whether or not I have a vagina than anything related to marmite.C.R.E.E.P
>>34883789Tell him that.
>>34883798It's like speaking to 12 year olds with some of you mentally ill retards.
you're meant to put butter with vegemite btw
>>34883798the men here are desperate and mentally ill, they'll start jerking off if they receive a reply starting with F
>>34883798>I'm literally the only person ITT who knows anything about marmiteNo proof of that. Only arrogance that invites people to treat you like shit.
>>34883767MI stir some into my oatmeal to make it savory.
>>34883804Noted.
>>34883805I sensed that, lol. What a bunch of losers.
>>34883802Shes going to hover around him, shoot glances and look for dumb excuses to ask for his help instead. Life would be so much easier if women weren't such pussies.
>>34883767>Have you ever had marmite?Yeah, it's fine. More palatable than vegemite, imo.>What are your thoughts on it?It's okay. I don't know how they get kids to eat it, though. Especially on plain toast. >>34883770Oh, okay. The thing I see most is that a lot of women will just be all hips, which is why their thrusts are so shallow. Women's bodies are built different, so we have to put more of our body and legs into it for the same effect, and that's understandably more exhausting.
>>34883767I only know of Marmite from the Impossible Quiz>Marmite, but Pa might not
>>34883811Anon does not know him irl.
>>34883811watching him strain himself carrying heavy objects is better than porn though
>>34883812>I don't know how they get kids to eat it, though.With the right ratio of butter to marmite it's heaven. Especially on good toast.
>>34883815>human mule theory wins again
>>34883810You're the one boasts about consuming some brown shit
WomenWhat happened to you? How did you end up on this website? What major malfunction caused you to fall down the cracks and fall into this environment?
>>34883726when I was 10 I think
>>34883815Sure, but it would be hotter to watch him strain lifting (you). So find whatever you use instead of balls and ask him out.
I want to buy Marmite now.
>>34883817lifting heavy objects translates directly into beating up pajeets or other wannabe assialants, so nope.
>>34883825It's either human mule or human guard dog
>>34883826I firmly believe in the theory of (you) being a midwit sperg who should focus on filling out excel sheets or whatever else socially stunted midwits do with their time.
>>34883645I don’t mind being mid everyone else has a problem with it
>>34883821no, him not asking me out already is proof that he thinks I'm ugly
>>34883828the midwit's favorite accusation is accusing others of being midwits
>>34883819i grew up on the lego.com messageboards and i dont like algorithms, i cant really remember how i found this website but i like the format. it's kinda shitty and everyone is mad a lot so i sometimes get frustrated and quit, but i think its the most social website ive found other than like joining discord servers.
>>34883819I don't think I have a major malfunction?I guess I was interested in looking at 'misogyny', is that weird?
Women, thoughts on your boyfriend using you for sex?
>>34883072Do you believe in the theory that in couples, there is always one person who is madly in love, and another person who is maybe content, but has settled?And basically it's your choice to be either of them.You can strive to find somebody hotter than you, in which case you'll be the one madly in love.Or you can strive for relationship security in which case they will be madly in love with you.
>>34883818There's a type of person who posts in these threads that was stupid enough to talk with retards from here in private.So they get extra pissy whenever they could be identified in any way.
>>34883841kill men
>>34883837Haha hell yeah. That was the first place I ever posted, either in late 99 or in 2000.I then went to BZPower in 2002 iirc
>>34883583>Spoken like a man who has never hiked up a woman's sundress.I wish there was a gender flipped version of this unironically
>>34883849It's called Scotland.
>>34883694I'm a guy actually
>>34883845Even me? :3
>>34883852>>34883694
>>34883853I'll spare you with just an eternal cock cage
>>34883848i got banned for writing softcore LEGO Universe smut on there
>>34883830>woman logicHonestly, not being the stereotypical foid is a huge advantage around men. You women really do take it as a rejection if a man doesn't hit on you do you
>>34883860Incredible lolI’m glad I never shared my Bionicle fanfiction with the internet
Mmmm, sweet, sweet, warm, slimy pussy
>>34883864Shlorp shlorp shlorp
>>34883855Why is it cope?It's envy really
>>34883866>envydon't be envious, lots of lesbians are jealous they don't have cocks, deep down
Women, what would you do if grandma started raping faster than Eminem?
>>34883869nta but im not really jealous that i dont have one, but i wish i did. it's just not like "fuuck i wish i had a dick instead", i just want both because its hotter to do anything i want. unrelated but maybe i shouldnt have been playing corruption of champions at 14
These 4 eggs have been staring at me for 30 minutesI hated cutting, but after getting used to it, I hate bulking now
>>34883875Just eat normally.
>>34883871NAGHow fast did Eminem rape?
>>34883872> i just want both because its hotter to do anything i want.I wish more women were into futa desu
>>34883877I cant get big if I do thatand if I dont get big femanon will never love me
>>34883878Pretty fast. The man’s the Rape God after allMakes grandma’s display that much more impressive
Men would it be a turn off if a girl wanted to get pet rats
>>34883883She can have them if she can tolerate my need for parrots
>>34883883I think its cool when women have unusual pets so nahbut my mother would hate you
>>34883871Does your grandma produce all the rapeseed oil?
>>34883883Women I knew who are into rats are usually weird.The mentally ill kind.
>>34883886>but my mother would hate youHow come?>>34883885As long as I can teach it curse words.
>>34883892>How come?She wouldn't literally hate you, but she's deathly afraid of rats
>>34883892>As long as I can teach it curse words.I dont like parrots that can talk, I have a thing for Conures because they cant talk
>>34883881anon do you think girls like men who look like that pic
>>34883897if they dont its because he's not big enough
>>34883882>Makes grandma’s display that much more impressiveThis reminds me...Chat, is this rape?
>>34883896Why are you against birds freedom of speech?
what kind of women like men who are kind of androgynous looking
>>34883900Its weird an uncannyI just dont like it, but I love birds so much
Why do I lose my apetite halfway through eating a meal?
>>34883901my gf :3
>>34883883Yes, honestly. I like animals, but I think rats is a bit much for me.
Need me a sumerian foid
Femanons, how often you do a pouty face?
>>34883898you have body dysmorphia
>>34883910Inde is the #2 foid
>>34883911I have to morph dis body and get bigger. I am not worthy of love in my current state
>>34883909I wonder if she sells poor quality copper
>>34883901usually girls under 20 that love yaoi
>>34883913It's gonna be funny when this chick is in a second movie and people realize she's not a good actress.
>>34883913Who is number one
>>34883883No.
Women are soft, squishy, smooth and plump
>>34883905Because you're depressed, stressed and or burning out from life.
>>34883918total fujo death
>>34883926And BUILT for breeding
>>34883928no those are the only girls that like me :c
>>34883927>Because you're depressed,I think I'm the "don't feel anything anymore" type of depressed and have been for a long time
>>34883916Because that's all sumerians ever did, right?
Women are fucking amazing.
>>34883841I'm fine with it. Sometimes he just wants to fuck and I just want to be fucked. We don't have to make it any more romantic than that since I know he always loves me.
>>34883909She looks like she's about to sing me a tale that starts with>In those ancient days when-
>>34883930they're the only girls that are loud about liking you most likelyflip the genders and it would be called "fetishization"
I expect less than nothing from women and somehow they still disappoint every time.
>>34883875Why were you cutting and then bulking, anyway? That's the wrong order.
>>34883910I don't pout. I get mad.
>>34883933why do asian women have such awful ass genetics?
>>34883940Are you Latinx, perchance?
>>34883943Mixed, but yeh.
>>34883938That's why I've chosen to raise my expectations regardless, I'm going to be disappointed by default so fuck it
>>34883845>>34883857Had a bad day?
>all fetish-havers, porn users and general perverts are rangebanned from all of 4chan immediatelyState genderY/N?
>>34883950whats wrong w having a fetish
>>34883950Then 4chan would cease to exist.
>all prudes, christcucks and asexuals are rangebanned from 4chan foreverState GenderY/N?
>>34883932They also invented this insignificant thing called the wheel. I don't think you would have heard of it.
>>34883923Nora
>>34883953MN
>>34883931Tried seeing a psychiatrist for Magnetic Seizure Therapy (MST)? And or going to the ocean and or forest(that's safe), if you have legit clinical depression, ptsd, cptsd it supposedly will help.
>>34883939I always bulk from autumn to spring and then cut through summer
>>34883950F. Hell no. I like fetishposting here sometimes.>>34883953F. Hell no. I like nonfetishposting here sometimes.
>>34883945Interesting take, dess.
>>34883944Scary
>>34883962Are you mocking me?
>>34883957I feel like clinical depression could be something I'm dealing with, but I don't see a mental or psychological origin for it. I'm dealing with other physical health issues and seeing where that goes personally. Maybe that's stupid but I don't see how therapy would help me necessarily.
>>34883960>I like nonfetishposting here sometimes.But that would not be excluded if we threw out the worthless trash like >>34883953 suggested.
>>34883881"getting big" sounds like gay slang because it is.And creates a body that is optimized for they gay eyem The fittest guy I know, legit Hollywood body, just eats normally and works out a lot. Cut/bulk cycles just messwoth your metabolism and are terrible for your health and therefore gains.And bte, getting fit just makes it easier to get laid if you alread get laid. It wont fix your women problems.
>>34883944JH?
>>34883954Sounds useless.
I'd do cute romantic things with her and hen pray to God that I'm hot enough for her to not get the ick from my being sweet
>>34883950a nigga jerks off to cuck porn one time and he's banned from the internet? gimme a break.
>>34883970Could have just read this post>>34883964That clearly would have answered it
>>34883072This is exactly what I think girls named Courtney look like btw
Women, what's your favorite depression song when you had to fuck the millionaire who is a 9/10 last night rather than the 10/10 billionaire you were hoping for?
>>34883978Lolno
Women you swr so cute and smooth and fuckable. Did you know that? I only wish you desired us as much as we do you.
>>34883981Valid. I do imagine them with naff blonde hair. Can alternatively have the star-spangled banner on their titties too
>>34883950f. the entire site dies in less than a week. prudes only say shit when they're complaining about normal people doing things.>>34883953not asexuals, they're fine if they aren't judgy
>>34883955YKB
>>34883951its gross and annoying
>>34883987You sound like you only masturbate once a month.
>>34883967Idk. Sometimes we need a bucket of cold water ITT. Like even to stop myself sometimes.>>34883970Yeh.>>34883977I'll admit that was a predictable response.
>>34883988i dont talk about wanting to rape people or have sex with furry creatures or get cucked either or how hot teenage actors are either, maybe im the one doing something right and not you sick disgusting freaks
>>34883966>I'm dealing with other physical health issues and seeing where that goes personally. Maybe that's stupid but I don't see how therapy would help me necessarily.Therapy helps when it's done right with the right professional psychologist, supposedly. It's probably both things that are causing you to avoid eating. Hope you heal and recover from your ailments
>>34883913The problem with women like her is one would be inclined to think>Wow she's so down to earth, I'm glad we finally have a normal person who was struggling and got a big break!But because of the modern dynamic with women all that it means is she's thinking>Finally, I get what I was owed all along
What's your plans for this week, genders?I am going to hike to a lake tomorrow, after not being in nature for five goddamned weeks.
>>34883991I take that as a yes.
>>34883996Work, eat, shit, sleep, repeat
>>34883953FSex is the spice of life.
>>34883996f. im trying to make myself write a smut story i can publish but i cant decide what premise i want to settle on.
Your beauty is beyond compareWith flaming locks of auburn hairWith ivory skin and eyes of emerald greenYour smile is like a breath of springYour voice is soft like summer rainAnd I cannot compete with you, Jolene
>>34883996Good for you anon.I'm going rock climbing this Thursday. The on Friday I'm headed up to my hunting camp. Time to start prepping the food plots. Can't have small deer in my freezer this year. It is one of the only ways to get cheap red meat now
>>34884001What universe/fandom?
>>34883972What do men consider cure and romantic?
>>34884001Enemies to lovers?
>>34884004oh i mostly write original fiction
>>34883840Tell us more. Why do you like looking at that? How does it make you feel?
>>34884005ntacuddlinghandholdingkaraoke togetherwalks through the city during autumnme cooking us a nice dinner ballroom dancinggoing swimming on the lakeice skatingplaying games togetherreading the same book then talking to eachother about it
>>34884005A little love note in my lunchbox at work is super cute and romantic.
>>34884013I meant what men do for women
>>34884005I want to cook for you.
Just ordered one of those electronic itch stopper thingies that heat upmy hands all discolored from the mosquito bites.
>>34884016Post hands (this time not for fetish reasons).
>>34884014Romancing women?Sir, this is the year of our Lord 2026. Women have gained equality they can spoil themselves
>>34884017nah.
>>34884017sus
>>34884018Did you even read the initial post I was replying to?
>>34884001Wlw, yaoi, or straight?
>>34884021Reading comprehension was never my strong suit in school.I like to imagine what people would say and respond to that.
>>34884019So what's your question for the opposite gender?
>>34884025nah
>>34884024You'll become a fine incel one day with that attitude.
>>34884025Oh, sweety, no
>>34883996>What's your plans for this week, genders?A friend of mine got a ZR1X and he is going to let me drive it. It will be the second fastest car I have ever driven.
>>34883072Am I the only one who is fed up with ALMOST EVERY SINGLE POP MUSICIAN BOARDERLINE FUCKING THEIR BACK UP DANCERS (OR IN POP GROUPS CASES THEIR TEAMMATES) ON STAGE?
>>34884025why do hands make women hornier than penises
>>34883996Starting new class tomorrow. Why am I nervous? It's not like I haven't done this dozens of times before.
>>34884032God forbid somebody actually wants to adhere to the topic of a thread.
>>34884028I don't want to be a fine incel. I want to be the very best Mama don't play second fiddle
>>34884032Have you ever seen a penis? Penises are gross.
>>34883072Women: I'm remembering a time when I was back in school and a girl's friend told me that this girl liked me. I am fully aware this could've just been an attempt to mess with me, but that's not important to this question. What I'm wondering is that in the event that you actually send a friend to tell a guy that you like him, what would you think about the response: "If she likes me, she can come tell me herself?" (In my scenario, the friend ran off giggling and I never heard from the girl, (who I didn't even know who she was.)I'm just curious if my response was a good one, if that situation was legit. (I think in my case, it wasn't.)
>>34884036Very trueIts how I know im not gay
>there are femanons even more annoying than swiss trying to take her throne now that she is not here anymore
>>34883078Izzy was crazy. Gwen was best girl.
Women, if you could be a man for a day, what would you do with that power?
>>34883992thanks for the kind words anon
>>34884030How do men get lesbian friends if lesbians hate men so much?
>>34884037If I imagine that I'm 15 I think I would see that as confrontational. Like "oh shit he hates me and wants to tell me off to my face I fucked up". It's a valid response but it makes you sound angry.
>>34884007thats like a trope sure but im working in some pretty out there kink territory so it just being romancy plus sex scene doesnt cut it.
sat in my car for an hour listening to sad music
Women what's something unconventional that you're into
Labor Day is approaching. Summer's over. How was yours?
>>34884022no preference really>>34884043probably jerk off a lot and see if im better at videogames
>>34884049stretch marks
women could you love a man who draws porn
>>34883950>>34883953MMales' pornography usage is one of the main reasons humanity developed so advanced software (and many other types of) technology, thoeverbeithttps://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7FsWe might have already flown around the solar system if the space technology had such a compelling motivator
>>34884052What?How?Where?
>>34884049Like when it comes to hobbies? Nothing really, I'm pretty boring. I guess I collect sex toys but that's pretty lame.
I want to ask a girl out. Last time I talked to her, she wanted to see some pictures I took, so my plan is to show them to her next time we meet, talk for a little bit, then ask her out. The problem is that it's been over a month since we last talked. Would it be weird to bring up the pictures at this point? She's probably forgotten all about them.
>>34884055This stuff about porn and blue ray, etc. is mostly a myth.
Men, how do you feel about picking privilege?
>>34884047I mean I was never huge into smut. Though I was under the impression that most smut is just a series of tropes thrown together. What sort of kinks are we talking about here?I still remember reading one smut book that had the dude putting a revolver up her pussy and said he was going to pull the trigger. It really made me re-think what women find attractive in a dude.
>>34884043Take pictures, fuck my gf, record as much of my mental state as possible to see if my perception of objective things have changed, etc.
>>34884055The prospect of sex with hot alien women would do it I think
>>34884049Is anything unconventional when there are so many people? No matter what I do someone else is probably also doing it.
>>34884057>wherevertical pink ones on belly or by love handlessmall ones by upper arms are nice too
>>34884058>I guess I collect sex toys but that's pretty lame.Do you actually use them? Or just collect them?
>>34884062Way too much text and no audio
Femanons is it cute or cringe if your man boops you on the nose
>>34884049nonsexually, cyphers. sexually, idk, what's weird? temperature play? denial? oh, no, its hooves. i wish i had hooves like a horse or a deer. i really want to make a costume prosthetic like i have faun legs.
>>34884053a partner who is a talented and perverted artist is the highest possible ideal
>>34884067I have ones on my shoulders growing like a rocket in my teens, some around my belly too.I don't mean to ask this disrespectfully, but what's the appeal?
>>34884059Nah remembering something she said a month ago is a good thing. Go ahead and bring them up. >>34884070Cute>>34884053To sell or?
>>34884043play with my prostate
>>34884063gunplay is edgy but its not that broadly appealing. idk man this is just really not your world, i'd struggle to make it make sense to you. it's all about tension and longing and the space between knowing you want something and finally getting it. its also about skin and nerves and wet slimy things and pinches and pressure.
>>34884061>t. foidprude
>>34884074You're the type of person I need to find more of in this world>>34884076>To sell or?A desire for self expression comes first, lets say.
>>34884068I don't regularly use the majority of them. I keep a few favorites on my nightstand and rest are in bins. None of them are in their original packaging, if that's what you mean. But I can't even take some of them so they're mostly just cool to have.
>>34884070Cute if I'm not in a bad mood.
>>34884071NtaYou can diy some with an old pair of heels. I've thought about it several halloweens in a row. I'm not really into furries but my little sister used to be one so I know more about it than I probably should and the digitigrade suits are always the coolest.
>>34884084Could melt them down to one gigantic gojira cock.
>>34884083>a desire for self expression comes first I'm not sure this person and I would be compatible. I'm not a prude in the slightest I just don't like talking about sex. Something tells me this guy is very comfortable talking about it.
>>34884053Depends on what kind of porn. If it's ntr shit, then fuck no.
>>34884089I already own a couple of those, so building one super dick would probably need its own license to own or something.
>>34884090>Something tells me this guy is very comfortable talking about it.Unironically, no, hence the need to express it through another medium>>34884091NTR is actual bottom feeder tier trash
>>34884090>I'm not a prude in the slightest I just don't like talking about sex.
>>34884005I could say but what's the point if you don't reply to the posts to say what you think
>>34884080lmao, don't worry I understand the concept. My ex would talk to me about it all the time. She loved reading those books and described many reasons, like the ones you mentioned. It just wasn't for me I do agree with you there. I wish you the best in your writing tho. Have fun and let us know how it goes!
>>34884075i find them attractive in the same way some ppl find freckles or moles attractive.
>>34884092Make a pussy mold.
>>34884075She likes fat guys
Remember, boys.Don't do anything Hunter Biden wouldn't do!
>>34884095I mean they replied to me. They think I'd make a good incel. which is nice ig
>>34884093>hence the need to express it through another medium I mean. I'm right here. Why the fuck is he drawing titties instead of playing with real ones if that's the case? Unless he's drawing bizarre fetish shit in which case now I'm worried about that. >>34884094What an unfortunate creative decision lmao.
>>34884102>I mean. I'm right here. Why the fuck is he drawing titties instead of playing with real ones if that's the case?Fair, but I do not have sex
>>34884086How often are you in a bad mood?How many boops could I get if you were in a good mood?
>>34884043>Women, if you could be a man for a day, what would you do with that power?You know DAMN WELL what we'd do!>>34884045>How do men get lesbian friends if lesbians hate men so much?By not hating women.>>34884048>sat in my car for an hour listening to sad musichttps://youtu.be/iqh6mnf3UkY>>34884050>How was yours?I went to Japan, and a friend died. That's about it.
>>34884101Makes you think
>>34884099Oh, I didn't make that connection that it's fat chaser again, but makes sense.
>>34884098I don't even know how that'd work.>>34884104I'm often in a bad mood in the morning. Otherwise it's mostly just cyclical.>How many boops could I get if you were in a good mood?If I'm distracted by something I like, an infinite amount I guess.
How do people that work at veterinary clinics resist the urge to self-delete by injecting the euthanasia chemicals into themselves? I can't imagine the thought isn't there every moment for every veterinarian and vet tech entrusted with the death drugs.
>>34884087ive just never DIYed legs before, all my DIY stuff has been cool props and regular clothing-adjecent costumes. i gotta figure out how to do fur and everything... im sure theres tutorials im just busy
>>34884036mine is good looking
>>34884091What if it's NTR, but her first love interest was an asshole? I mean, that movie was pretty popular.
>>34884109Some veterinaries up depressed because of the job they do.
It's his penis? Isn't it.They know.They know about your penis.
Men, are you ready for the truth?
>>34884120m-my penis?
NTR is a kink for people who aren't very kinkyIt's basically vanilla sex with some edge on it
>>34884121You are a net negative for this thread.
>>34884121Wow she's ugly
>>34884121Not attractive in the slightest and probably sluts out. I can't wait to be unemployed and continue rejecting such prospects.
WomenWould you actually want this body type given the chance?
>>34884125What is it
>>34884121Gah DAMN
>>34884132Nta Cucking basically
>>34884130No. I'll take her crazy tits only, and just for a trial run.
>>34884130no but if i was given the chance id be horny and say yes then probably regret it literally forever
Women the old farmers Almanac predicts that it will be wet in the fall
>>34884105iris was on my playlist i'm fucking dead
>>34884118Doesn't the MC/self insert being a total scumbag defeat the entire purpose though? Idk i dont really understand it, cuckshit feels highly autistic to me.
>>34884137I'm going to have a very fertile autumn, I hope. Trying to have my garden seeded, if you know what I mean.
People always say that /r9k/ has lonely, single femanons, but where?from the looks it's literally just gay men and gooners.
>>34884043Stay inside, stay in bed. Do nothing until it’s over
>>34884130Not a woman but I imagine growing old with those proportions would be highly unpleasant.
>>34884135>>34884136Why? What's wrong with her butt?
I really should embody the punk rocker archetype
>>34884130Her tits are bigger than her head that looks like an awful existence. I'd immediately get a reduction and be salty about having to get all my clothes tailored.
Women, if you and your bf switched genders would you try fucking his pussy or would railing him while he moans ick you out?
>>34884140Yeah, by a white slave master. lmao
>>34884149your fetish sucks bro
>>34884144Her nipples would be hanging down about where her hip bones are when she gets old yeah.
>>34884130No, that looks like 24/7 uncomfortable misery
>>34884145My ass is nicer and real.
>>34884043Men: What would YOU do if the roles were reversed?
>>34884149No
Do women like men?
>>34884150If it meant I was 100% guaranteed to get pregnant and the baby would be healthy, I'd totally roleplay that shit.
>>34883996Going back to the UK on Thursday, then going to some sort of rave either Friday or Saturday or both. Could go to a flea market on Saturday with a couple of friends now that my Vampire the Masquerade session got cancelled.Nature's nice, but I feel like I get enough from parks. I do like the mountains, though. Shame it's such a pain in the arse to get to.
>>34884155Masturbate.That's about the only thing you could safely do, maybe also try a cucumber as a dildo.
>>34884157YES!
>>34884158I know.
>>34884156No to what?
>>34884155Get fucked by chad
>>34884155I would go full Bonnie Blue
>>34884162You have no idea of the extent I'd go for that.
>it's finally getting colder at night again>time to load up some Outdoor Boys videos in preparation for autumnWhat do you like to do at the end of summer and beginning of fall/autumn?
>>34884118I prefer NTR with "couples" not officially dating and fuckboys focusing more on emotional manipulaton rather than blackmail and rape.>>34884125I do consider myself pretty vanilla.
>>34884155Find an object which perfectly mimics the physical dimensions and material elasticity of my erect penis, then see what I feel like for women whom I have sex with.If I am impressed with the sensory experience, I get an ego boost. If I am dissatisfied, all women are evil whores whose rights must be revoked ASAP.
>>34884167Suicidal ideation
>>34884157women find men useful more than they actually like them
>>34884157A few
>>34884166We all do, you can't stop talking about it, bro.
>>34884163>>34884149
>>34884168How are you supposed to read this shit
>>34884170Edgy.
would you date a girl who was trying to make a living as a smut author but also orgasming hindered her productivity so she only wanted to cum on special occasions so whenever you have sex you would have to be carful to not push her over the edge or she'd be really grumpy about it depending on how soon her deadlines are
>>34884167Buy vitamin gummies and grit my teeth. I fucking hate winter. I FUCKING HATE WINTER.
>>34884174No I wouldn't fuck him, or no I wouldn't get the ick?
>>34884177Only if I get to boop her on the nose
I fucking love winter. I FUCKING LOVE WINTER.
>>34884177I mean. Sure. Why the fuck not.
>>34884121Easy... she's lying. Her view of a man who loves her is he takes her to a vacation home in dubai 3 times a year. She's perfectly happy with a guy working a 9-5 who can 'love' her by doing that.
>>34884175From right to left, like a regular manga
>>34884167This >>34884170The end of August always makes me go "fuck fuck fuck no winter is coming I hate being cold I hate driving in the snow, I hate that it gets dark so early" March is always the worst though. Like we're almost out of it but winter leaves with a vengeance.
>>34884177You're going to get cummed inside several times every single day and railed to orgasm.If anything, I will help you with writing your stuff.
>>34884130>Would you actually want this body type given the chance?Just the ass and snatched waist. I complain about having small tits a lot, but I would rather they be small than impeding.>>34884138>iris was on my playlist i'm fucking deadIt's a great song. I listened to Black Balloon while holding my dog as he died in my arms. I still haven't recovered from that.
>>34884184an opinion only someone with working heating in their car has
>>34884173I love this picture.it's one of my favorite pictures.
>>34884187NTAIt's incredibly confusingly written.It makes very little sense.
>>34884191What are proper clothes
>>34884184me when I'm clinically insane
>>34884192Mine too. :)
>>34884194It's a page out of context, of course it barely makes sense
>>34884177No.Smut writers have awful taste and abysmal writing.
>>34884198Then why the fuck would you post it you fool
Do women cry in front of you on purpose to shit test you and see how you'll react?
>>34884189...why tho.
>>34884118Still shit. If you get off to someone getting cucked, you are mentally ill.
>>34884195NtaProper clothes don't make 19 degrees (f) feel any better. If it's below 50 the clothes just delay the inevitable they don't keep me warm. If I can't sit still outside for 10 minutes without getting cold even if I'm dressed properly it's too fucking cold out there. Also have you considered that gloves would do just about nothing in this scenario? Driving with cold hands sucks. You know how when you use your computer in a cold room for too long your hands stop working as well and typing becomes a problem?
>>34884043Kill men
>>34884199i've never had any complaints.
>>34884161Fat fetish poster?
>>34884201To demonstrate the emotional manipulation I talked about
>>34884177is it ok if i am also a degenerate pervert
>>34884206If I'm dressed well I can be comfortable in -20c. I think this is a you (woman) problem
>>34884210That did not work at all.>>34884198>It's a page out of contextIt's a terribly written page.
>>34884173I wish I felt so seen that I could believe you.
>>34884204I have needs and you sure do too.
just a helpful PSA for women, don't kill your kids because you're mad about the ending of your favorite slop show or because you missed foid hour at the local bar, thanks for listening!
need a woman like this.
>>34884214I don't believe you. You still have human lungs. Anything below freezing makes me want to kill myself.
You have never been a soldier. You have never proved yourself, in times of war. This, is because you are fat and autistic.
>>34884212after a lot of soul searching ive realized i dont think i could date a non-pervert.>>34884217idk there's something icky about me asking if you'd wanna date [girl with conditions] and your answer is that we'd date and you'd completely steamroll the conditions. that wasn't an option, kinda gross to say.
>>34884215It worked in the next page, but that one is not safe for work
>>34884220I acclimate after 10 or 15 minutes outside it doesn't burn my lungs. And if it is uncomfortable I can just put something over my face
>>34884209yes hi
>>34884210Nta but you didn't demonstrate shit because it doesn't make any sense.
>>34884214nta but our skin releases heat way faster in the limbs and preserves it more in the torso to keep babies alive at the cost of feet so yea its a woman problem
>Peter is going to pick brown mystery meat over thisWhat a faggot
>>34884190aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>34884219She looks like she qojld6 tear your head off and feed it to her children if they asked
>>34884218I'm gonna kill 2 of my kids because of you. Hope you're happy
>>34884234ah, a practitioner of honored eugenics.
>>34884226>put something over my faceIt's going to get wet and make you even colder. We're not built for this shit. Not me anyway. I tan easily and don't digest milk well I am not built for the cold.
>>34884231I'd come of from behind and put my hands on her hips and waist and press my pelvis against her butt. And then I'd wrap my arms around her belly and up her chest and squeeze her breasts while kissing her neck and pulling her close.
>>34884229Skill issue, it's a rather simple part
>>34884237>It's going to get wetThat's why I prefer to raw dog it. Have you considered moving to Florida like a retired grandma
>>34884224>that wasn't an optionThe alternative is that we break up or don't even start dating if you are being really weird about, depriving a romantic relationship of something fundamental just for your job or hobby."No sex, because I am writing erotic stories" is silly though and I told you how we'd compensate that by me helping you write.
>>34884239They're poorly laid out pages. Don't blame me for the artist's shortcomings.
>>34884184Winter is indeed great for a lot of stuff, especially now that summers have become largely unbearable.>>34884233>qojld6Stop reply to yourself with one hand.
>>34884241Florida is wet heat. I tried California for a few months and fucking hated it I think my best bet now is maybe North Carolina but like, going from a state that has a $15 an hour minimum wage to the federal minimum would be too fucking much for me I think. I'd rather freeze than starve I guess.
>>34884239You can stop posting this low quality crap now.
>>34884242i specifically said we would have sex, you'd just have to be careful not to make me cum most of the time. you are so miserable. why can't you read or have an ounce of creativity? i would never date you because your soul is rotten and you mind is hollow. i spit on you. in an unsexy way.
>>34884231Nepo baby Dakota Johnson did it better.https://youtu.be/pHetI7RoWCw
How many of you hear voices?
>>34884248How about Nevada or Arizona or some other sw flaming shit hole
>>34884252i have a very active inner voice but it's just me a second time.
>>34884246>largely unbearable Speak for yourself. I didn't even put in my AC this year.
>>34884121>tfw work 8:30-5It's over>>34884062Skill issue, my exes asked me out >>34884050>Labor DayWhat's thatI had a good summed thanks hbu>>34884042Izzy the typa girl I'd be good friends with IRL>>34884000My life is like plain rice rhen
>>34884252I have ears.
>>34884250Geez Louise, somebody's having a bad day.Well I hope you feel better soon and can have more fun talking about this shit, it's not worth it to get this worked up.
>>34884253I need deciduous trees.The desert is extremely cool to drive through but I would never stay.
>>34884252My active voice won't shut the fuck up. But it's fine I'm putting him in the box later. He won't be back for a while.
>>34884255>Speak for yourself.I was speaking for most people who aren't incredibly weird.
>>34884249Why did you bait me into it in the first place?
>>34884265>bait meYou're fucking dumb.
>>34884260Idaho? Utah? Idk you have every climate in the world in the us how hard can it be to find something
>>34884263>most people It seems like a pretty even split to me? More men prefer winter and more women prefer summer. It's skewed right now because fat people prefer winter but if everyone was thin it'd almost certainly be an even split. My lungs function most efficiently between 55 and 85, and I like to be able to feel my hands when I'm hiking, sue me.
>>34884258ive been pretty chipper all day actually i just resent you because of your nature and behavior. do you think im like fuming? that was half to be silly. i do think you suck though. i'm fine. i'm taking a bubble bath.
>>34884268That's Mormon country, no thanks.
i need a girl to watch anime with me but i also want someone who has their hygiene routine figured out.
>>34884270Enjoy your bath then.
>>34884251oh god im' blushing
>>34884269>all this autism replyPeople fucking hated this insane summer all over Europe, full stop.
>>34884059>Would it be weird to bring up the pictures at this pointNo>>34883996Cute dogDon't drown in the lake>>34883883No but don't let then in the kitchen>>34883767M, yes it's peng>>34883742Mood
>>34884268Idaho would be WORSE weather wise than where I am now, and Utah is desert plus mormons that's so much worse than Arizona.The climate I would want is on the lower east coast. I've gone through the list of 50 states trying to find a good mix of warm enough, high enough minimum wage, not tooooo red politically, nothing is a really good fit.
>>34884272Don't have to talk to em just live in the middle of nowhere.
>>34884267You're the one who couldn't get the images
Just had a proper savory meal as breakfast, feeling incredibly satiated.
>>34884276>Europe Wasn't talking about Europeans and nobody cares. It's dinner time in the US, fuck off until 3 am.
>>34884280How does Utah solve the "need deciduous trees" problem? Also I have never felt so unwelcome as that one time I walked into a diner in Utah on a Sunday. I can't live in Utah looking the way I look. Fuck Mormons I'm not purposely spending time around them.
>>34883726When I had a nightmare >>34883531Eat something!!>>34883511Acne is no biggie
I didn't put in my ac either but 2bh this summer wasn't as bad as the last one
>>34884251Women, how often are you coochie out?
>>34884284> I can't live in Utah looking the way I look.nta but why
>>34884273I shower twice a week. Is that enough for you, king?
>>34884118>>34884231This reminds me, you're in luckBelieve in the Marvel corpo greed
>>34883726Idk what exactly ugly or attractive means for a manWhen I was young I had curly blond hairMaybe I could been a lookerOh well
>>34884252I did in the past when I was psychotic Whatchu hearing buddy
>>34884279>>34884284Well dry and deciduous don't really mix. Also isn't the se wet as fuck, like actual swamps
>>34884283Sure thing, lardboy.
>>34884290God i hate Titanic
>>34884289>twice a weekPlease be joking>>34884297Titanic is far better than any marvel slop
women do you think Titanic the the greatest love story ever?
>>34884297A better ship overtook it
>>34884159Oxford fuckboy? Where are you raving?
>>34884298It's probably the dumbest love story ever put on celluloid
>>34884301>Oxford fuckboyWho the fuck is this nigga do you have a crush on him
>>34883767It's like if you made ipas into a spread.
>>34884288The short dyed hair and piercings are nothing here, but the Utahans think you're literally a monster who's going to eat their kids. I think the men's pants cinched it. I get the feeling all the families thought we were a gay couple or that I was a trans man or something. Really uncomfortable.>>34884294Depends how low you go. I would rather have some 105° days than 22° days. I wouldn't go so low as Georgia. Occasional snow would be okay but where I live now January and March are fucking awful and I can't deal. I LIKE swamps. They're neat.>>34884295I'm a size 2 lol. Opposite problem. I can't hold heat.
>>34884299>women do you think Titanic the the greatest love story ever?No. There's better love stories than the titanic
What state has the prettiest and ugliest bitches?
>>34884299I think it's a good movie but it's not even really a love story. Like Jack is a vehicle for her to escape the shitty life she doesn't want not actually a love interest. He could have been anyone.
>>34884303No I'm not gay>>34884035This is almost a haiku >>34884303Your mom is the greatest love story ever put on celluloid >>34884307The present state
>>34884033>Starting new class tomorrow. Why am I nervous?If it makes you feel any better I'm meeting my new students tomorrow and am just as underprepared
>>34884299Never watched it. I already know he dies at the end, so I thought it was a waste of time
>>34884270You know what, I was being insensitive for no real reason and I want to apologize for that.I'm off now anyway to make dinner, so I hope you can enjoy the thread with one less idiot here.
does the taboo of a fetish make it strong for you or is that a mytht. unironically extremely vanilla anon
Is this true?
>>34884313apology accepted, hope dinner is yummy!
>>34884309>The present stateYour answer reminded me of thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/15kffSkpD1o
>>34884299Reminder Kate Winslet ensures Dicaprio's death
>>34884305Ngl. I don't live in the us but that whole area seems like kind of a hick shithole
>>34884287>Women, how often are you coochie out?Pretty often. Just never in my office chair. My ass sticks to the leather.>>34884299>women do you think Titanic the the greatest love story ever?I would not even consider it in the top 100.>>34884307>What state has the prettiest and ugliest bitches?California has the prettiest. Ugliest is Minnesota. Bitches there are like hybrid Viking and Amish levels of ugly. They'll survive a winter, though. >>34884314>does the taboo of a fetish make it strong for you or is that a mythI think it works that way in theory, but most people wouldn't like trying those things. Like I guarantee most people with a "cuck" fetish would be sick to their stomach if they ever actually got cucked.
>>34884315A little bit.It's less that I'm actively trying to destroy/denigrate the hobbies I'm just frequently fishing for proof that hanging out with me is higher on his priorities list than the hobbies. Like if I'm only free Saturday and won't be able to see him until the next Tuesday orherwise but Saturday is his usual hobby day I want him to pick me.
>>34884315no it's because men actually hate women doing anything in their presence but draining their balls or feeding them. so women aren't allowed to have hobbies with men in them
>>34884287Only when I'm using the bathroom, bathing, fucking, schlicking, or hornyposting.
I want to show her all my love
>>34884321Hicks live where the deciduous trees are. Desert trash lives out there. The Mormons are a whole different class.
>>34884323>>34884323>Like I guarantee most people with a "cuck" fetish would be sick to their stomach if they ever actually got cucked.This is why I'm confused at the idea of asking your wife to cuck you. How tf does it even work if she's doing it purely as a perfunctory thing out of compassion? Doesn't that defeat the entire point?
>>34883072Women:Why would you date a man who isn't worth at least 8 figures?I don't trust women to actually like me for anything other than money for the following reasons:>Women don't "need" men anymore.>Women have stronger social support systems than men.>Women watch Disney shit when they're young and learn to expect Disney princes when they grow up.>Women are conditioned to see men as political enemies.Have you dated men who aren't rich? If so, how did it go? If you "love" one, why?
>>34884319Hey at least she didn't ensure it by accidentally chopping off one of his hands with that axe. Could've gone worse. And mythbusters tested the door thing, it was one of the other not both.
>>34884332I don't care about money if he's Chad™
>>34884300
>>34884326Maybe if women wouldn't do shit like gay fan fiction about athletes I wouldn't be so harsh
>>34884336Hello
>>34884325If he picks you is it bad because he's submitting to you and giving up what he wants to do (no backbone/people pleasing)
>>34884332Ah ok I'll play. Literally all of the men I dated weren't rich. Most of them still lived with their parents. Women "needed" men in the past for their money. Now we want them for companionship and are much more willing to drop them if it's not going the way we want it to.
>>34884325May e you could make some time for him on a different day.You sound a bit neurotic.
>>34884326That's right bitch. Leave me and my boys alone you have your own girly shit to do
Plop
>>34884326Playing video games, hiking, cooking and travelling are some of the most fun things to do with a gf.
>>34884319I would let Kate Winslet kill me>>34884317I'm an honorary Filipino kek>>34884332NAG but you really need to touch grass
>>34884325So you're actively ensuring the male loneliness crisis by alienating him from his real interests?
>>34884345fag
>>34884329Is there anywhere that isn't populated by some batshit insane caricatures. Pnw or new England maybe. Although you'd never live there
>>34884347>playing video gamesI have yet to experience this being true
>>34884315The autism is strong with this one>>34884352>new England maybeActual England is populated by insane caricatures though
>>34884341He's not giving it up he's just doing it at a different time. >submitting If he's "submitting" that means he doesn't actually want to hang out with me. If he doesn't WANT to hang out with me more than he wants to do the hobby he can just say so and let me reevaluate the relationship. If someone repeatedly shows me they won't do things for me that I'm willing to do for them that means something. I don't want him to just go along with what I want I want him to want the same things as me.
>>34884346You just take a shit?
>>34884337Look at those small potatoes
>>34884351Simp
>>34884356You're sucking the personality right out of him
>>34884343In this scenario that's not possible. It's either Saturday or I won't see him for another 9 days. If he chooses videogames or something over me in that scenario that's going to hurt my feelings and I think that's reasonable.
>>34884354Well I am sorry to hear that.I even played video games with women who were just my friends and I had no romantic interest in.Do you want some titles that I found worked well?
>>34884349So my company or my vagina isn't a real interest now? >>34884352I live in New England. It's too fucking cold. Oregon would be slightly warmer but not enough. I did like it better than California.
>>34884325Why aren't you giving up your hobby day to be wirh him?
>>34884356If I've learned anything about women it's to not take what they say at face value. There's always a second layer to it I think. The strategy would be to deny and frustrate her a little bit, not too much, just strategically so that she doesn't get too comfortable and thinks I'm too agreeable. It's a balancing act unfortunately but that's how it has to be.
>>34884362Why can't he do the hobby shit on any of the days I'm not available? What's stopping him? He's completely booked that whole time? Sounds like poor time management, or he's got 2 jobs.
>>34884367Why are tou reducing yourself to just a hole?
>>34884356Ngl when my ex dumped me and I could plat video games again it was one of the most liberating feels
>>34884370>Sounds like poor time management, or he's got 2 jobs.So just like you.
Pretty slender blonde girls with smooth shaved legs >>>>> literally anything else in the world
>>34884370What's wrong with having 2 jobs?
>>34884368I would unless I had some kind of deadline to meet because I'm making something for someone. Pretend I'm going out of state and that's why I won't be available. Literally impossible to see. Would you still choose the hobby if it means not seeing her for over a week?>>34884369You're overthinking this wrong. Denying and frustrating a woman on purpose is just about the worst thing you can do unless it's a sex thing. Just be honest it saves time. There's no such thing as too agreeable the issue is when you never have an opinion of your own even when pressed. If she asks you directly "where do you want to go to dinner" and you say "idk wherever you want to go" that's kind of an ick but if you're like "idk I'd eat Italian but I don't really care" that's fine.
>>34884331I think a lot of people like the idea of watching their partner in a voyeuristic sense, but in the same way you don't think of what happens in porn after the camera stops rolling, you don't think of the aftermath of your partner sleeping with someone else. Made all the worse of the scenario revolves around you being humiliated. The insecurity would eat most relationships alive. >>34884332>Why would you date a man who isn't worth at least 8 figures?Because a person isn't their income.>Women watch Disney shit when they're young and learn to expect Disney princes when they grow up.And the princes are "princes" because of their character, not because of their wealth. Tiana didn't get with Naveen because of how rich he was. In fact, she knew he was broke. Ariel forsake a life of wealth and luxury for Eric, and he was willing to ram a boat into Ursala to save her. Phillip fought a dragon for Aurora. Rapunzel fell in love with Flynn when he was nothing but a criminal. Anna fell in love with and married a guy that sells ice. Disney can be such a green flag in women.>Have you dated men who aren't rich?My one boyfriend as an adult lived with his parents and only made about $50k/years.
Is 25-30 minutes a far drive for school?
>>34884377this, but not blonde
>>34884367>It's too fucking coldThat's the point that's what makes it cool I've always wanted to visit >Oregon would be slightly warmer but not enough. I did like it better than California.Doesn't Oregon have the same problem as Idaho
>>34884332because why the fuck would anybody need eight figures? i've never met a rich person i could tolerate. it's a struggle to relate to someone raised in the nicer suburbs sometimes, let alone a near millionaire. christ.
>>34884373>doesn't understand that it's a jokeRight. Everyone here is autistic. That's my bad.>>34884374Ideally you should date someone who also likes your main hobby. I can't date men who won't go hiking. >>34884378Nothing wrong with it it just doesn't leave you with a lot of free time for developing relationships. If you're already committed to someone and trying to buy a house together it makes more sense to me but trying to date while doing that just sounds like too much.>>34884389Same problem meaning what? Oregon gets barely any snow in the low areas. My state gets about 4 feet.
>>34884381>Denying and frustrating a woman on purpose is just about the worst thing you can doDoesn't seem like it then they don't sink into complacency, and it doesn't seem easy and like they don't have to try to keep him anymore, he's domesticated. Besides the point is that she doesn't know it's "on purpose", from her pov it'll just be him doing what he wants not some calculated decision.
>>34884378Nta but if you have two jobs you shouldn't really be dating, at least ime you don't really have time for anything else unless you sacrifice sleep...>>34884383No, assuming that you only have to go there and back once a day. Most of my colleagues take over half an hour to get to work, school is no different really. Over an hour is pushing it for a tiring commute>>34884377Facts>>34884391I made eight figures at work last year. The toy factory fired me for underperforming...
>>34884395You have such a fucked up perspective on relationships? Someone who likes women doesn't have these issues you have.
>>34884393Nta but speaking of hiking, would canvas boots be a bad idea. It's the only thing my feet can breathe in
>>34884393>you should date someone who also likes your main hobbyTrue but only normie stacies show interest in me, I can't reveal my power levels with them
>>34884399What are the soles made of? The only thing I'd seriously advise against is waterproof. Other than that it's mostly personal preference and durability concerns. Have you tried trail runners? I know some people swear by ankle support but if you want breathable that's the way to go.
>>34884342You're probably better off dating women then 2bh
>>34884332Pulling 8 figures probably means you're a scumbag and possibly on the list, fuck outta here
>>34884404I'm not bi enough to want that so I've kind of accepted that I'm going to be alone.
>>34884397>No, assuming that you only have to go there and back once a day. Most of my colleagues take over half an hour to get to work, school is no different really. Over an hour is pushing it for a tiring commuteI'm feeling lazy bc I can't be half-assed to do it even though I know I need to. Doesn't help that traffic fucking sucks around here and my uni's campus sucks to navigate.
>>34884408Yeah that does sound like ass soz. Maybe you can go in early to beat the traffic and study in the library or something. Gl with it
Average atoga anon
>>34884307Well texas has a gay bomb
>>34884406>fuck outta hereLet me pat your head.
>>34884407>enoughWhat does that mean?
Damn. I don't know if I want to live with someone or where to even find someone who would want to live with me. Do I want kids? Do I want a family? Do I want a girlfriend? A wife? Everything else in my life is in order for now. What the HELL do I do?
>>34884411Nah I would wear a more colourful shirt>>34884416>Everything else in my life is in order for now. What the HELL do I do?Chillax and enjoy
>>34884411>no socksStraight to jail, and be grateful for my mercy.
>>34884398I do like women. Physically I mean. As people/personality wise I don't see them as anything exceptional, I don't really think they're special in that regard and I don't think there's anything unique to "like" in terms of that that's really different from men's personalities. I like their attention because it's an affirmation of my own attractiveness. I just think they're obviously more fickle and have all these subconscious calculations and games going on in their heads that they aren't even aware about, if I want to keep her as my gf then I have to dance around that as all successful men do, if I don't really care about what she thinks, if I'm not trying to fuck her or make her stick, then whatever.
>>34884412Texas also has me, and that shifts the scale like two points prettier.
>>34884417I'm almost 30 and I don't think I should be relaxing. I'm scared. My parents had me when they were older and I barely came out okay.
>>34883152>>34884411Real average atoga anon
>>34884402>What are the soles made of?I dunno rubber? They're sort of like jungle boots but without the leather >Have you tried trail runners?Kind of like running shoes? I think that'd overheat too nothing beats just plain cloth all around
>>34884415I find some women sexually appealing but the prospect of a relationship with a woman doesn't make me feel the way I feel about a relationship with a man. I find women appealing sure but I desire men.
>>34884393>Same problem meaning what?I don't remember what your problem with it was 2bh, Mormons or weather or something, but you scoffed at it too, given how it's right beside I can't imagine it'd be much different
>>34884411Greasy unwashed and awkward?
>>34884009Oh. Well. It's a specific kind of thing, not the 'I hate all women' / 'women are retarded' type. I guess what you'd call it is 'biological essentialism'? I've always felt like I'm weird, and I guess I've been having some trouble regulating emotions.When boys say things men and women are different, women can't help liking certain things or acting some way.I like looking at it, because instead of imagining a guy giving up on me because i'm strange, that 'this is just how she is naturally' and would find it normal, or possibly endearing, and work around it.I guess I've lately i tend to pay more attention to guys emphasizing the strength difference between men and women (and not in the.. uh, 'i want to kill/rape women' kind of way), i guess? I just, kind of feel weird reading it.And those kind of things that people would consider controlling, overprotective kind of things, i like to see too. I'm repeating myself a lot because i'm nervous and it's making me shake a little, but that's a summary. sorry
>>34884425>but the prospect of a relationship with a woman doesn't make me feel the way I feel about a relationship with a manIdk doesn't seem like you want a relationship with a man
>>34884419From my perspective men play just as many games but it makes sense that you don't see that because you're not trying to date men.
>>34884431God i wish I had a redhead qt
>>34884421>I'm almost 30 and I don't think I should be relaxingWhy not>I barely came out okayYou're in good company here>>34884431I'd go round to fix the tap and toaster, that's a serious fire hazard
>>34884428NtaHow would you want that to play out in a relationship? What about in bed?In sense like your man can't even control himself, that he desires you so much?
>>34884430What kind of games do you see men playing. I think a lot of guys are simply retarded apes and women interpret that as manipulation or a game when he's literally just fucking stupid
>>34884424>I dunnoYou should find out. Or they might be trashed in 2 weeks. Cheap rubber is full of air bubbles and will get shredded pretty quickly on rocks. >Kind of like running shoes Literally running shoes but with soles specialized for running on trails not pavement. A lot of them are a single layer of cloth, with holes in it. Definitely more breathable than canvas! And faster drying. I would wear jungle boots for fashion not function personally.
>>34884431I'd smack her butt and squeeze her boobs
>>34884426It was weather. Idaho isn't much better than where I am now, less snow if I lived in Boise not the mountains but just as cold.
>>34884437You'd do that to any woman when you're horny.
Hey everyone, I think we need to focus our efforts on getting Chris Watts out of jail, he obviously has PPD.
>>34884433I feel even more left behind I guess. I like to say that I could be a single guy forever and not care about having a wife or a family but I think I'm lying to myself. It's hard to tell if I'm desperate and scared due to peer pressure or if it's something I really want.
>>34884429Not any more. I'm disillusioned. In theory I want one in practice trying and failing hurts too much to keep trying. >>34884435Similar to what you were complaining about. People are fickle. They avoid confrontation when it makes them feel like the bad guy, they lie, they ask you questions they don't actually want the answers to and get mad at you for answering honestly, they can be mistrustful because of past trauma and make that your problem, do stupid loyalty tests, all the same shit it just doesn't get done to you by men because you're not trying to fuck men.
>>34884441I'd only do that to hot and especially petite women
>>34884446So...idk...maybe you should try dating a girl and see what happens?Idk what the hangup is really
>>34884423Real average ATOGA anon
>>34884449I don't WANT to so it's bound to fail is my perspective It feels shitty to use another person for an experiment like that too
Women:Is $150k per year enough to attract you?
>>3488445230k is enough if he's hot
Book lovers are such autistic freaks. It’s just the same 26 letters of the alphabet arranged in different orders.
quota requirement for an 8 hour shift 150 lines quota requirement for a 9 hour shift 173quota requirement for a 10 hour shift 193Today's quota results after a 9 hour shift 306I fucked up, didn't I? I got mentally lost thinking about Batman stuff and didn't realize how much work I'd gotten through until the end, re they gonna expect this of me everyday from now on? I work in a warehouse putting stuff in boxes.
>>34884453I only make 25k am I cooked
>>34884457How are you bumping that much what the fuck
>>34884457>I work in a warehouse putting stuff in boxesI did this once upon a timeAs long as boxes were getting packed they didn't give a shitDon't slack off but maybe ease the pace next shift
>>34884453>30k is enough if he's the plugftfy30k won't pay for hot guy diet on a athletic training schedule
>>34884434Uh, I don't really know. I'm not any representative of women so please don't take it that way. I haven't been in relationships or in bed either. So this stuff is all just, made up, it's nothing that's 'real'!Them being overprotective about where I go or who I'm around, I don't mind if they want to tell me what to do, that 'street smart' kind of thing.And, I'd like them to not be able to hide it, how they feel. I don't want to be hurt! For them to obviously be looking at me, or having blood rush downwards around me, I wouldn't mind that either.
>>34884451I mean you talk about love and companionship like a lesbian does
>>34884458Nta but depends what you do desuI make a meagre salary as a teaching asisstant but the huzz seem to like when you're good with kids
>>34884458Depends where you live. >>34884461Those are quitting words. It helps if his mom is constantly feeding him.
>>34884436All I can find is that it's some kind of dense vulcanized rubber >get shredded pretty quickly on rocks.I mean it's survived asphalt for a while now >I would wear jungle boots for fashion not function personallyI mean if it's good enough for gis it's good enough for me right
>>34884464You mean "like a woman" I am one of those idk why that's surprising.
>>34884466>Those are quitting wordsI quit women not training.
>>34884462>I'm not any representative of womenBut you are a woman...?I really just meant your ideas, fantasies wishes.
>try to watch something erotic (or read it)>*oh my gosh you're so ugly and rude and arrogant ugh">male lead pulls out his penis, revealing it to be big"oh by vishnu this changes everything I want to do big sexo with you now saar, you have becomes irresistable o algo"why the fuck are porn creators like this?
>>34884446The difference is with men that's a specific kind of guy that does that and it's pretty obvious when he does, it's not some hidden subversive thing. With women it's kind of just a given, that's how they are, if I want to date one I'm gonna have to put up and play like that, always be one step ahead of them
>>34884459The orders were a bunch of full pagers instead of just one order being 1 item or 3 or 5 or 7, it was mostly 15 and above, I picked a lot of those throughout the day so naturally the numbers climbed high, if I was doing anything special I guess it'd be memorizing the number of product left in the location and bagging smaller more numberous products into giant bags of either 20 or 25 so I could do the count back faster and be assured I'm not missing anything because of how I set the bags up, I only had 2 lock ups the entier day 1 because the location was off by 3 and another because 2 products were the same but in different rows, I picked from D row instead of B row on my first visit leaving that location short 3 nd the other location over 3, inventory doesn't give a shit because they're just happy the product isn't missing and they don't have to check every single box or pallet in hopes of finding that missing product.I just hope they realize that it's the way the picks were set up today rather than me being super picker.
>>34884466In a big city
>>34884467>vulcanized rubberOk chill>If it's good enough for gis it's good enough for me rightHell no. Their shit is heavy. There's been a lot of innovation in backpacking, sticking with military grade gear is a mistake.
>>34884479I mean if I could do a hundred lines for a job I wouldn't be complaining
>>34884474I'm just going to keep saying "you don't see it because you're not trying to date men" each time you do this.>>34884480Fuck no. You're cooked. Sorry.
>>34884469You talk very agenderly about a potential partnerAt that point why even be straight?
>>34884471I meant that I didn't want you to accidentally assume what I said must be what other women think about, you know?
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend told you he did coke once in his past
>>34884487>very agenderly ?????I think you're giving too much importance to the word "they" it's intentionally vague because there's not a specific person in mind not implying that that person isn't a man. I'm done arguing about it idk if this is a fetish thing for you or you're just making it weird but I don't want to date women. Full stop.
>>34884490Who cares bruh, being boring is worse and you're doing that right now
>>34884455But that contains the possibility of all human thought.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_of_Babel
>>34884491Been there done that I guess ask him if he needs supervision while drunk so he doesn't go find some >onceOh, nevermind then it's whatever.
>>34884455Is this bait?
>>34884485>Fuck no. You're cooked. Sorry.Brb gonna kms
Women how would you feel if a guy sent you a drawing of your OC being tickled?
"is this bait?" is the /atoga/ equivalent of "IS THIS AI?"
>>34884492I just don't know why you won't date a woman if you want a relationship with a guy that's so lesbian-coded
>>34884498Just move! You can make that same amount of money with literally any full time job in my state.
>>34884482>>34884482sorry in this case lines just means stuff like 1 bag of mp3000902 bags of pt-pct1 cs of pt-wgj stuff like thatin any case we'll see how badly I've stepped in it tomorrow good night
>>34884485>I'm just going to keep saying "you don't see it because you're not trying to date men" each time you do thisI can see how they act though and I can see how their relationships with women play out. And the fact is that they're just lazy or oblivious more often than they are subconsciously doing games and tests. You say I have a fucked up view of relationships but what's yours if you're essentially saying the same thing I am with the genders flipped.
>>34884499But I don’t have his contact anymore because of reasons in the past
>>34884504>>34884507We've exhausted the entertainment value of both of these conversations we're done now.
>>34884506Idk wtf pt-pct is is that some designer shit, in any cause 2 bags of it sounds like a fun time I'd pound it down
>>34884505Yeah but then I'll be in fuckoff nowhere with no one instead of the place I grew up with all of the shit and people
>>34884510it's how the products are labled in the gun and on the box, i honestly don't know all that much about this stuff but it's landscaping supplies
>>34884509Boo don't be boring
You da real femanon
>>34884514What if it really is a simulation built by the aliens
>>34884512YOU HAVE GUNS TOO?!?! That's rad
>>34884511Fuckoff nowhere is nice though.And as far as people go, quantity doesn't guarantee quality. Cities are shit.
>>34884481>Their shit is heavyI'm not a bitch what's a few extra grams. I'm a grown ass man I don't have woman legs
>>34884519You shouldn't be carrying more than 20% of your bodyweight regardless. The military doesn't care if it wrecks your knees.
>>34884515I would never know the difference anyway https://youtu.be/JODWCwycNmg
>>34884509You're the weird one
>>34884494okay.
>>34884523Holographic steak would be nice. No more cooking for me.
I think what made me so retarded with moids is the fact I went to all-girls elementary school and high school
>>34884527I was raised by girls and I'm still a retard with foids
>>34884527We can fix that now
Women, how do you feel knowing he will never love you like he loves his hobby?
Women, thoughts on fall fashion?
>>34884534Can you be more specific?
>>34884529No, it's too late
>>34884527Well, that definitely explains why we always thought you were a lesbian
>>34884539I'm not
>>34884527I think early adulthood makes a bigger difference. I didn't really learn anything except "he's mean to you because he likes you" in elementary school and learned nothing at all in high school. You only learn anything useful after you already got one.
>>34884535Idk, whatever >>34884531 means
>>34884539Do you just think all femanons are lesbians is that your thing?>>34884543Idk I didn't make the tweet.
is it a red flag if i watch too much true crime?
>>34884534You want me to bring you when I go shopping don’t you anon? Well I have to go through what I have from last year and clean the closet.I wish I were an autumn but I have winter color palette.
>>34884551yes
>>34884536I'll be patient
>>34884542At least you had access to moids. In my school smoking cigs and drinking wine in the dormitory was quite normal but boys were a Very Serious Business and having a bf meant you're basically a delinquent
>>34884547I think all women are lesbians in denial but femanons in particular
>>34884547Ok well what does fall fashion mean to you
Fall belongs to cats. Take your dogs back indoors.
>>34884541Don't believe youEvery women in an all-girls school are super dykes
>>34884552Will you want to dress me in a bunch of clothes and say things like "that jacket looks so handsome on you :)))"
>>34884528Well that's the fucking problem doofus. It doesn't teach you how to be better with women it teaches you to be a woman
>>34884517What am I gonna do in fuck off nowhere, drive 10 miles to the gas station to buy a beer >And as far as people go, quantity doesn't guarantee qualityThat's why I know these niggas, I don't know anyone out there >Cities are shitHow tho
>>34884560Pants? More muted colors?
>>34884563There was no tolerance for dyke behavior in my school because it was a catholic school run by nuns lol
>>34884564Purrhaps
Why are women pretending they would fuck the fat flags guy?
>>34884573And what are your thoughts on your idea of fall fashion
>>34884574Every girl i know from a catholic all-girl school are all lesbians with a thing for older women and punishment kinks
>>34884582Not true
>>34884578Not every woman is the fat fetishist
>>34884571You can still live in town 300 feet from a gas station if you want to. Go swim in a lake, go to the garlic festival, it's shitty that you'll have to make new friends but once you have them that's what you do. I'm from bumfuck nowhere. I prefer it over cities. Cities are dirty, loud, expensive, everyone is rude, and there's really not that much more to do late at night than there is at home.
>>34884578They wouldn't fuck him he's just a beta curiosity that they'll never respect
>>34884579I don't have any.
>>34884585they wish they were me
>>34884578I have flag autism too and this guy mogs me hard
womenwould you date a guy who served in the army?
>>34884587They probably would fuck him, not because of his looks or that he's good at identifying flags, literally just because he went a bit viral. Women will fuck you for having even a little bit of clout.
>>34884517>Cities are shitBig cities are comfy. All the people and the chaos is weirdly relaxing
>>34884595Probably not no
>>34884575>>34884590Women are so fun and engaging. Tell me why I shouldn't just use them for sex if they're so fucking boring as people.
>>34884598>weirdly relaxing Can't relate. I hate them. What's weirdly relaxing is being 20 miles from the nearest paved road alone having only animals for company.
>>34884600men like you will have their balls will be cut off soon enough
>>34884595Probably not no.>>34884600You asked a stupid question that wasn't even really a question what did you expect? How would you have preferred I respond to being asked about fall fashion?
>>34884586Cities are kino there's everything to do, the only reason you don't think so is because everything you want to do is just shit you can do at home >>34884601Well I'm not a misanthrope either
>>34884602You need to have some first to cut mine off >>34884603Talk about your clothes and what you'll wear it's goddamn fashion, women love that shit. "Pants" really nigga?
>>34884604>everything to do Like what? What can you do in a city that you can't do living in a small town if you're willing to drive 30-45 minutes to do it?>>34884604I'm not a misanthrope we went over this recently. I'm asocial not antisocial. I bear people no ill will I just don't want to be around them. I admit there's a little mistrust but you should be mistrustful in a city or you're gonna get pickpocketed.
God damn Dolly Parton has GIANT breasts
Average foid mindset
>>34884606>Talk about your clothes What is there to say?I like making my own clothes and talking about historical fashion this conversation doesn't interest me. I have brown pants, green pants, and black pants. I don't like sweaters. Wow so interesting.
my natal chart issun in capricorn moon in piscesascendant capricorn
>>34884612Holy based
>>34884612Based stacy milking dysgenic moids of their resources to fuel her own ascent.
>>34884612Good, moids deserve to be milked
>>34884612God no the average woman wouldn't put in that amount of effort. 3-4 dates a week? Is she broke and can't buy food? That sounds like torture. Maybe 1 date every 2 weeks but even that is too much effort for what you get out of it.
why don't men just post their penises, why they always gotta be whiny faggots on here
>>34884609>Like what?Everything, you've got stores, you've got malls, you've got movies, you've got concerts and festivals, you've got bars and clubs, you've got parks, you have beaches and seasides if you're not in a landlocked hell on earth, you have everything because of the sheer size and scale of it and you don't need to go an hour out to experience it >I bear people no ill will I just don't want to be around them"I don't hate you I just can't stand you and want to be as far away from you as possible" ah yes thanks for clarifying
>>34884622Because it's a blue board If you want to see anons dicks all you have to do is go to /soc/
>>34884625the point is to see the penises behind these shitty posts
>>34884620Do foids deserve rape then?
>>34884622Guys don't even post hands or vocas and you're expecting dick pics? Lol
i havent been on a date in a year, and havent had sex in there years
>>34884614So link it to the shit you do like to talk about instead of standing there going durr I dunno, do bitches really. Yeah I am just gonna use you for sex I don't know what the fuck "companionship" other dudes see in women if they have to run circles around them entertaining them, simp ass motherfuckers blinded by their own dicks.
>>34884624You have all of that within an hour of a small town or closer. What's something I can't access in a city if I don't live there? I can go to the capital of my state in about 2 and a half hours. If you go twice a year for big events sure but why LIVE there? I would rather drive 20 minutes to the college town nearby and do shit there. My hometown has a population of less than 5k, 30k is plenty big for me. >can't stand you If I couldn't stand people I wouldn't be so polite. I simply prefer my own company.
>>34884622Mine is small
>>34884622I'm unshaved and I'm not gonna because it's uncomfortable and itchy >>34884630I stopped posting hands because you guys stopped replying, you don't even want them don't lie
>>34884632>link it HowYou're just salty because your question was bad
>>34884634How small?
>>348846385 inches
Big dicks belong to petite women
>>34884633I don't wanna spend FIVE HOURS of my day out on the road just going to shit. Can you imagine if I'm doing that every week or even day, I'd rather live there and do stuff more frequently than sit on my ass in Hicksville for 363 days of the year >If I couldn't stand people I wouldn't be so politeIf you could stand people you wouldn't be secluding yourself from them, if you were truly indifferent it wouldn't bother you being around them
>>34884622>>34884630Women aren't very welcoming towards average dicks or average hands or average voices
i really want to be the first guy on atoga history to post a picture of his dick
>>34884639Big for a 4channer lol
Dicks get posted way more than female nudity so I don't see what right foids have to complain.
>>34884631Start escortmaxxing. Dates aren't even fun anymore when they're all serial dating whores looking for the richest and tallest guy.
>>34884637>HowI don't fucking know that's your job, I'm not gonna carry the conversation for you.>You're just salty because your question was badI'm mad because bitches are mad boring and the only thing they have going for them is their bodies and pussies
>>34884578
>>34884645Multiple anons, including several namefags, already have
>>34884645You wouldn't even be the 20th guy.
How it genuinely feels to interact with atoga moids
>>34884630>>34884622>hands I've posted hands a few times but the reaction is underwhelming >voca Haven't posted in years but I might be down if there was interest although I would assume there isn't>dickNah
>>34884653100% THIS
>>34884653*Foids
UPDATE: I got over my 5'7" ex and said yes to my 6'6" cuddlebuddy. (now boyfriend)
>>34884656*Moids
>>34884615Hard headed crybaby
>>34884657Chad wins
>>34884643>every week You wouldn't. You'd spend maybe an hour total if you wanted to go to the college town where there's plenty of shit happening, hour and a half if you wanted the nearest real city, 2 hours for the slightly bigger one than that, the 2 and a half hour drive is for the state capitol the BIGGEST city. I only go all the way out there for concerts. >truly indifferent When there are no other people around I can do what I want like play music out loud, or walk around without a shirt on. Can't do that in public unless you want to be annoying and look trashy. I value being able to do what I want to do way more than I value being in proximity to other human beings.
>>34884647Not lately
>>34884649You asked a boring question this is your fault and you know it lol
Do you like dolphins, /atoga/?
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/4NAb9dG2y0gHow it feels talking to atoga foids
>>34884664Was there a lot of female nudity that I missed?
>>34884661FACT: Chad won, shortcel LOST.
>>34884667>m.youtube>>34884653
Either genderWhat would make you cheat?
>>34884671Ywnbaw
>>34884672MIf I keep losing and say fuck this game
is it sad that i feel really excited and happy when people my age invite me to the most meaningless things like joining someone coffee run?
>>34884046Thanks for the response. I wasn't angry at all, it was just I didn't know who she was to come track her down and also tracking down a girl after a friend or "friend" of hers says something like that could be awkward if the girl never said that. Although a "so and so said you liked me" should kill any confusion. If anything it's an invitation to come tell me in person. I didn't know who she was, so I wanted her to come tell me so I could 1. find out if it was true, and 2. find out who this girl is without revealing that I didn't know the face of a girl who is supposedly crushing on me from afar.In a bar/club setting as adults I totally see a wingwoman walking up and saying "my friend thinks you're cute" so you can walk up to them if you want to. But in that situation she'd be right there so the friend can point her out. In this other situation, the girl who supposedly liked me wasn't around the brief 2 sentence conversation I had with her friend.
>>34884676No that sounds pretty normal to me. I'd rather hang out with someone who appreciates the invite over someone who doesn't. Why do you think it's sad?
men never deliver yet they expect us to give them attention?
>>34884665I didn't I gave you an opening and you expected me to blow your dick while I was at it. Why do women complain about men only wanting them for their bodies of there's literally nothing else to get from them?
>>34884682What do you want
>>34884672F. A gun to my head or the head of a loved one.
>>34884676Why would it be sad to be excited that your friends enjoy your company during mundane tasks? >>34884683>Gave you an opening You handed me a wet lasagna noodle I didn't want and expected me to entertain you with it silly.
>>34884685hand and voca and maybe dick too
>>34884682>they expect us to give them attention?I don't expect that.
>>34884688You don't want my hand or voca or dick
why aren't you a werewolf?
>>34884662Or I could spend 10-20 minutes going wherever I want whenever I want and the rest of the time I would have burned actually doing shit I want to do. >The rest of that You sound like uncle Ted who moved to a shack in the woods to make bombs. Also out loud is objectively a trash way to listen to music
>>34884691what's wrong with them?
>>34884682>>34884688You won't care about mine as I'm not fat
>>34884692How would I do that? I'll do it if it would make women have sex with me.
Women, would you date a man who regularly clogs your toilet?
>>34884688Here's an old pic I've posted here before, don't feel like taking a new one. What you want for the voca, keep it short
>>34884699uh no we're supposed to fight to the death. sorry
>>34884139If the MC is the asshole, it's a male ego /dominance thing. If you self insert as the cuck, it's because you feel like you can't be dominant.However, the anon you replied to was talking about the inverse, where the fmc's first love interest doesn't treat her right and the mc/self-insert "bull" takes her away from the bad bf /husband. Maybe the first guy is abusing her, or is cheating on her already, for example. This leads to a white knight sort of genre.
>>34884653damn, he even has the kid he's grooming
chess match?
>>34884687You could have said nothing but instead you took it and proceeded to shit on it and be boring. What is wrong with women
>>34884697Bad hands bad voice small dick
If you could be any animal, what would you be? I would be a dolphin
>>34884700Frogs don't have teeth
>>34884698umm I'm not the fat lover femanon>>34884702talk about how your day went
>>34884145Where is her gun?
>>34884702YuckMaybe moids shouldn't post hands after all
>>34884712a lionking of the jungle
Are women actually? >>34884699I thought this was a meme mostly.
>>34884707I can't play chess
>>34884709how are they bad?
>>34884715Do you only like deep voices
>>34884724Skinny fingers and I mumble
>>34884177Women; Is this actually a thing? As a man, when I'm horny I cannot be productive when making anything smutty. A bit of horny is good for testing purposes, but I want to start cool and then I get worked up as I work on it and so I know it's good if that's the case. But if I'm too horny, I just need to jack off before I can do anything else.
CHAT I ATE A FEW CHIA SEEDS DRY AM I GOING DIE
>>34884727nah it really depends on the person it's coming from. I also don't care for super deep bass voices>>34884728pls post
>HEY BUDDY ITS TIME TO PEE AGAINI hate my body so much
which nfl team do you root for?
Femanons, does your vagina stink?
>>34884733>depends on the person it's coming fromWym So if I'm a stranger then what's the point
>>34884738I want to know what atoga sounds like
>>34884669Yep
>>34884737Depends, is that exclusively a negative term?
Why do men ask the most braindead drooling retard coomer questions like this >>34884737
>>34884735Miami Dolphins :)
>>34884744the scrotes here can be vulgar and boring
I'm a slutty femboy and I took my first edible in a month tonight :3 racist btw <3What food should I order?
There's no one hereAnd people everywhereYou're all alone
>>34884715https://voca.ro/1dyzEWaQv5eT>>34884717>picrel(jk I don't mind, I just wanted to post this)
>>34884741It's very underwhelming what exactly are you imagining
>>34884735I will die for my country Philadelphia
>>34884745I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>34884737Yeah, like rotting flesh.>>34884751EAT BROTHA
>>34884682You do not want a moid instacart'er
Men,You meet a girl. Start dating. You like her. You guys go slow. She tells you she doesn’t have much experience and hasn’t really dated before (which is true). Six or eight months in, you start progressing toward having sex for the first time.You then discover her sex toy collection, when she brings it out for that first time. How many toys until it starts to become weird?I know this question sounds like the lead up to a joke, but I’m honestly scratching my head here.
Don't uncannypost at me.
>>34884754You knew what? That the Dolphins are going to the bowl this year?
horny question of the nightwomen, While you're showering, would you like your boyfriend to suddenly walk in and start making out with you?
>>34884757>EAT BROTHAkek I appreciate the concern but I'm fine, I'm around 187 lb and 6'. I just got tiny wrists is all >>34884760Depends on the nature of the toys. If it's like standard dildo and butt plug and vibrator that's cool but if it's something like bad dragon horse cock then even one is no bueno. How many do you have?
>>34884733Fine geez
>>34884751your voice sounds familiar, have you posted vocas before?also your hand looks nice? what's supposed to be wrong with it>>34884752I don't know. that's why you should record it
>>34884764Only if he's up for actual sex in there.
>>348847608 months without sex and a "collection" of toys is insane, especially if that's how it starts off
>>34884764if its sudeen i cant enjoy anticipating it which is half the fun. walk in with an energy, say something, get me to reply, slowly step into the shower saying a second flirtier thing, touch my shoulders as i flirt back, thennn kiss me. let me feel the goosebumps!!!
>>34884758>You didn't get the exact right brand of generic goop that I like! I'm going to have you deported!!!
>>34884766how do you bend your thumb that far back
>>34884760So she's a virgin but has a JH-esque sex toy collection?Idk if i can even judge with the coomer things I've done
>>34884692Not a furry
>>34884765That's nice, Im 450 at 5'5".
>>34884760Just go ahead and describe your collection here in detail
>>34884777Hey, my collection is too unique to be evoked in a comparative context.
men coerce women into fucking without a condom while hating them for being on birth controlwhy are men so neurotic
>>34884695The vast majority of the time you would only need 20 minutes to get where you're going. You prioritize convenience over anything else, I can't live like that. >out loud is objectively a trash way to listen to music Listening with both headphones in is a good way to get hit by a truck or a falling tree branch. Only one headphone is objectively the worst way.
>>34884769>your voice sounds familiar, have you posted vocas before? Yes but it's been maybe a couple years, you been around long enough to have run into clips from back then?>also your hand looks nice? what's supposed to be wrong with itkek no clue, it might be the first time someone actually reacted negatively to my hands. I feel like normally it's neutral or positive. Although I think I remember some people saying my middle finger looks strangely long or something Also you didn't answer my question, how was your day
not the other asker but how weirded out would be if the girl you were dating had a small (like... 8) sex toy collection but it was almost entirely anal stuff and not a single dildo? there's a mildly understandable reason.
>>34884769>I don't knowI've posted it before but I can't listen back to it now without wanting to hang myself I'm sorry
>>34884774Somebody roll the tiktok bait on some moid instacarter/doordash/ubereats.
>>34884775What do you mean?
>>34884735giants unfortunately
>>34884785Nta but your wrist looks tiny
Women, if you didn't have to clean, how often would you want butt stuff?
>>34884786>how weirded out would be if the girl you were dating had a small (like... 8) sex toy collection but it was almost entirely anal stuff and not a single dildo? What kind of anal stuff? Is it stuff I would use on you? That I'd personally be into >there's a mildly understandable reason.Which is?
>>34884737It smells like plain yogurt.Or like pennies if it's right before my period. >>34884764I wouldn't mind. Shower sex kind of sucks though he should just wait in the bedroom naked.
>>34884786NglA girl into buttstuff is hot
>>34884794Too often. I'm glad it's such a hassle to fast and prep, or else I'd probably cause damage to my butt with how frequently I'd mess with it.
>>34884794Never
>>34884794never, because I have hemorrhoids
>>34884794if i didnt have to diet and douche about it i'd have a problem. i already do too much.
>>34884785my day could have been better, sorry yours wasn't too good either>>34884787fair, I hate listening to my own voice too>>34884789I can't bend my thumb like that
How to find racist boyfriend that calls me an ugly chink?
>>34884794I don't want more hemorrhoids than I already get from shitting so never again thanks. I did enough damage to my asshole with men during my 20s.
>>34884786>if the girl>girl>sex toy collection but it was almost entirely anal stuff>there's a mildly understandable reasonAnon...
>>34884808I dub thee HemorrhoidFoid.
>>34884795i mean, normal stuff. plugs, vibrating plugs, beads, vibrating silicone beads, etc. and its bc ive only bought sex toys twice, and every time i did i was only that horny because i was on an edging streak of like two weeks, and every time i do that i think about how hot it would be if i never came again, and then i start going down rabbit holes and reading about women who are anal only so they dont cum, then i spend like $200 on sex toys and then a month later im like "i should have just gotten a nice vibrator. fuck."
>>34884807Just marry an ugly chud.
>>34884806Besides all they say is that it sounds normal so what's really the point
>>34884765Six, with a seventh on the way. I don’t count the lube injector/syringe as a toy, but it’s there. > One is a set of dilators for vaginismus> One is a small dildo that’s 2.2cm diameter> One is a normal vibrator> One is a “riding grinder” that’s a 3.1cm diameter and has thrusting motion so I can get used to motion without pain> one is a 3.3cm “fantasy” dildo with ridges because I theorized (correctly as if turned out) that I could press more girth in if I could “screw” it in, which the ridges are almost perfect for. > one is a 4.8cm-max “monster” that has variable width so I can try to stretch slowly, it’s my final “goal” dildo because I figure if I can take that then normal sex should be painless (currently cannot— excruciating)>a failed vibrator that I’ll probably throw awayAnd a vibrator with an internal and internal component, with the internal portion at my next goal-width of 3.5cm diameter.
>>34884809why are you saying this like i could be catfishing myself
>>34884808>>34884805>>34884799Without considering damage taken, is it better than piv?
>>34884807UGLY ASS CHINK
>>34884807Like during sex? Can we do other racist stuff?
>>34884792They are tiny but I don't really mind. In that first pic it measured 6.5 inch in diameter, dunno where that falls along the bell curve. Picrel is another oldie, the longer I look at it the weirder my arm looks with how it tapers down to my hand
>>34884818If it's just tools for your vaginismus why would you be show and telling them to your bf
>>34884824that's the wrong question. it enhances PIV a LOT. on its own it's like... turbo foreplay? cumming from it is really difficult but hits hard and kinda rough, i feel good and a little sick at the same time.
>>34884812That type of stuff I'm into because I would enjoy using it on you while we fuck
>>34884818Why are you gapemaxxing instead of settling down with a pencil dick moid?
Watching women show off their hobbies and talents on YouTube kind of irritates me because it's so obviously eye candy with a side of (thing). Like I wouldn't be watching you do that if you weren't pretty
>>34884824No. PIV is the best if I have to pick one. But anal plus PIV or clit stim is pretty great, so it's almost worth the effort.
>>34884824It's different. You're comparing Italian food to Chinese food. Depends on your mood.
>>34884811I'm not the only one though
>at the gym>on the running track because that's where they put the dip bars>notice this asian girl running on the track, she's kinda cute in a crop top but has major butterface>next time she runs by I realize she has a very masculine face and it's abnormal because she looks like a girl from the neck down and has a ponytail>final time "she" runs by I look at her gym shorts and see his dick bouncingI legit thought about if I still thought he was hot or not. Women am I bi?
>>34884846How often is often enough to cause hemorrhoids in your experience? I'm not there yet and I'm thinking I should maybe even cut back on it to avoid them.
>>34884829Because I’d need them to help prepare me for sex/loosen me up in advance. I always have to start from the smallest with a lot of vibration before I get back up to my current ceiling of 3.3cm.>>34884835Because we don’t get to pick who we love based on their dick size (usually, one would hope). I just want to be able to have sed with whoever I fall in love with.And quite seriously, I also discovered there’s some tissue around my vaginal canal that didn’t go away when it should have, and the stretching is taking care of that now— transverse bands of some sort, I don’t remember the specifics I was told. But basically if I can get rid of those, sex should be less painful overall no matter what after that. So the stretching is meant to do that, you stretch past the expected maximum and it’ll loosen those bands so that the normal is comfortable.
>>34884853>Because I’d need them to help prepare me for sex/loosen me up in advanceGoing out and catching a movie while my gf dilates is the ideal relationship.
>>34884850what an obnoxious fucking post
>>34884818That sounds more for a medical purpose in a way so seems fine to me
Are men ever sweet to women without any ulterior motives of trying to have sex?
State genderIs hetero anal porn better than piv porn?
>>34884861Yes, I enjoy being nice to people, especially women. The other day a female coworker came back from a 4 week medical leave to recovery after a surgery so I bought food for everyone to celebrate her first day back. Having other people say thanks for the food is nice
>>34884862MI prefer PIV PoV.
>>34884861I lack the capacity to be sweet even when trying to acquire sex
>>34884861Being sweet doesn't work if you're trying to country her long term and keep her respect
>>34884862F. It depends on the context of the video and why I'm watching it. Anal is better when I'm already looking for vaguely related fetish shit. Otherwise, piv is always going to be the go-to.
>>34884861Yes, my only motive is seeing her smile and having a better day. Plus being sweet is free
moidsHow often do you pee sitting down, if at all?
>>34884870What do you usually look for?
>>34884853>Because I’d need them to help prepare me for sex/loosen me up in advanceHow long does that take Also use circumference for girth instead of diameter wtf Anyways I wouldn't find it weird if it's not a coomer thing but I'd be worried that we'd never be able to have sex properly
>>34884873When it is dark and I don't feel like turning on the light.I'm not trying to make a mess. Also I'm usually tired and want to sit.
>>34884860Yeah. And it’s quite honestly kind of a chore that I have to keep up with, similar to attending physical therapy. But I’m really hoping it’ll pay off.But I walked into my bathroom this morning before work, because I had them laid out on a towel, and had the sudden revelation of “damn, I need to find a place to hide this.”
>>34884873Why would i ever sit down to piss unless I'm already shitting too?
>>34884873At home, every single time. Outside of home, never. It's just more relaxed and easier to transition to pooping if need be and let's me check my phone as I piss and I can give it a sec to fully empty so I have less piss dribble after I put my cock away
>>34884873I stopped standing up when I gave up my attempts at trying to be masculine.
Kim Jong Un is woke....
>>34884874Mostly amateur stuff I can relate to. So like in the positions I like or it's mixed race couple or whatever.
>>34884861MI carried a cart up some stairs for a woman the other day and I didn't even ask her for her name it just felt like the right thing to do>>34884862Depends on the butthole, most I find gross. I prefer oral porn though, but real sex > butt sex
>>34884875Diameter is what the toys use in the listings, I don’t know the circumference. I’m getting better at it! I’m currently able to get back to my ceiling (3.3cm) in about five or ten minutes. It used to take 45 min-1hr, and I didn’t use to be able to take in more than the 2.2cm one. So my ideal is that yes, I’ll one day hopefully be able to have sex normally or near normally.
>>34884884oh. OH. The Korean bio-engineering twins I know look a lot like Kim Ju-ae. I talked to them today but I don't think they remember my name a year later. I thought about inviting them for milkshakes though. I think they're too young for me to date one of them though.
>>34884879When did you realize you had this problem and what made you commit to actually getting the kit to fix it? Also are you in physical therapy? If so, what for? Lastly, have you tried anal play, is it any easier than vaginal?
Hi atoga. Anybody playing anything tonight? I can't decide what I want to do so I'm gonna just be stunlocked until bed.>>34884861I like being nice. I think a lot more guys than you'd think like being nice too.>>34884873Whenever I'm going to be using my phone. I'm paranoid about dropping it in the toilet.
>>34884851It didn't happen to me while I was still having anal sex except for the very last time I ever did it. And it wasn't that often. I started getting them several years ago every once in a while when I have a rough bowel movement or it just get irritated for some reason. At all is too often, stuff is supposed to come out not go in you're traumatizing it every time. Being gentle and using lube helps to an extent but you're still doing something you're not supposed to be doing with that body part and you are damaging it.
>>34884861Yes, I've had a few very sweet men stop me just to give thoughtful compliments, and then continue on their way.
>>34884899That's cute, what have they complimented you on?
>>34883726It wasn't until my 30s that I learned I was considered extremely good looking and it wasn't normal to find love letters and panties snuck into my coat and desk and wherever else for me to find. Waking up with a woman snuck into my bed, etc. I didn't really think anything at all, actually, I was dense.
There’s roaches in my disgusting house
>>34884890Well dick girth is measured as circumference, your max would be about 4 inches>five or ten minutesFaster than I thought that sounds like good progress. Can you move them in and out in a fucking motion or do you just carefully guide them in and leave themIf we were dating we definitely wouldn't be able to fuck, can you use your fingers at least
>>34884904Wipe them out. All of them.
>>34884899They wanted to fuck you btw
>>34884861No
genderhave you ever cum handsfree?I took a break from jerking off for like 2 months and came from watching porn without touching myself after 2 hours. It was one of the best solo orgasms I've ever had. I'm impressed I managed to make it happen but not sure how or why.
>>34884862MGood anal porn is better than good piv porn but there's some really gross anal stuff that doesn't even do scat
>>34883726I'm not. If anything I learned I was maybe above average in grad school at 22-24 because I had a few women obviously flirting with me. It happened in undergrad to a lesser extent but it was more obvious in grad school
>>34884910f, yes I sometimes have lucid dreams that lead to some of the best orgasms
I miss my confidant, my friend
>>34884893I realized it was a problem the first time I tried to have sex. My boyfriend couldn’t get it in. Three hours of foreplay, lubrication, stretching, yielded absolutely nothing and ended in failure. Repeat attempts went much the same way. He broke up with me. I went to my gynecologist. She was not super helpful but at least validated that there was something wrong and that it was, in theory, fixable. I went to pelvic physical therapy which was, in theory, supposed to teach me how to relax my muscles and breathe properly. I did not find it useful. I gave up, quit attending, stopped dating, focused on school.Now I have a job, I’m stable, and live alone. No roommates. I also had a discovery that vibration functions an awful lot like a TENS machine, which can force muscles to relax and stop guarding, which basically made a lightbulb go off in my head as to why dilators (or rather, dilators alone) do absolutely nothing. Living alone means I don’t have to worry about the noise of a vibrator or what’s involved in keeping a sex toy clean in a communal space with strangers. So I decided, you know what, this is the perfect set up to try and fix it, so GO FIX IT.I’m in physical therapy now for my neck and shoulders because some noodlebrain did a u-turn on a two-lane road, miscalculated, and t-boned me. I have not tried anal. I have touched myself there, and can confirm it is not in any way shape or form “easier”.
>>34884885Have you found a good mixed race throuple to watch?
>>34884914>my confidant, my friendHell of a friendzone, rip
>>34883883Yes. It means she's not thinking rationally and realizing that rats are pests not pets. There are pets that won't become a short lived disaster that'll find an opportunity to shit in the walls she can get instead.
>>34884910FNahI don't think it would work for me
>>34884915Ngl I'd pay to watch you with your machines
>>34884916There was the set-up to one on /gif/ that somebody posted forever ago. But otherwise I've never seen that dynamic done well anywhere. But I also suck at looking beyond typing that shit into Google and hoping I don't get a virus.
>>34884915Would you consider yourself a virgin
>>34883726When I was in middle school, maybe 12. I just spontaneously realized it around then.
>>34884923What the dating one?
Hey guys I genuinely need help lol, I don’t know what to do, my coworker sent this to me out of no where, because she asked my supervisor for help with something, and supervisor asked me for help. Other than find a new job, how do I avoid escalating this insane woman’s behavior
>>34884905I can move the smallest one in and out trivially now, which is what makes me hopeful for the other sizes eventually.I can move the 3.1cm diameter one (that has its own thrusting mechanism), but it’s… weird. The thrusting itself is fine, mostly, but moving it in and out drags at the entrance and requires frequent re-lubrication. I’m already looking to find a better lube, but the one I wind up using with a partner might not have to be as toy-safe as the one I use now. I usually start by guiding it in, leaving it a few minutes while using a vibrator to kind of numb the area, then experiment with movement. I can use my fingers but they’re not very effective?
>>34884915When my gf and I first started trying to have sex it was extremely painful for her too, took a lot of trying before we could get to proper insertion although when we tried anal later it was easier to get going than vaginal was originally. Is it like your muscles are staying too tense or is it the physical structure of the opening is too tight or small or something? How long have you been working on it with the dilators? Does the process of using them feel sexy or does it almost feel clinical?
>>34884930>3 hours later she sends okNigga there is nothing you can do if you wanted to say anything you missed your window
>>34884285>Eat something!!After work I chugged a half gallon of fat free milk from the grocery store parking lot
>>34884930Fuck her. The pussy probably is divine.
>>34884930bro you're fucking cooked
>>34884895I've been playing a lot of Binding of Isaac. The Ultra Hard challenge is kicking my butt.
>>34884927That’s sad. Do you need a hug
>>34884900I was catching frogs in a stream in the mountains and a man said I looked ethereal and like a fairy, another stopped me on a walk and said I was beautiful and he loved that I dressed femininely and kept my hair long and down, that kind of stuff.>>34884910F. I wake up cumming once in a while, if that counts.
>>34884929It's been a while. I think it was like a matchmaking service or something, yeah.
>>34884930Send that to HR and don't respond
>>34884930How old is this woman and how old are you? It's gonna have to be some form of I'm sorry (Name), I don't see you that way and we are lucky to have someone like you on the team or some such nonsense
>>34884935I’m not responding to that shit
>>34884943>Coomer compliments
>>34884910F. No, always some sort of physical stim is needed. Closest thing to that would be cumming from a lower stomach massage.
>>34884943You sound interesting. Did you have luck catching the frogs? What kinda frogs were they?
>>34884943NtaHate to break it to you but they definitely wanted to have sex with you. They're just normal and polite about it.
>>34884910dont trust him femanons this nigga is lying through his TEETH
>>34884948Just fucking leave it don't play with bombs
>>34884941Something challenging might be good right about now. I do still have the Mega Man Zero games left to play.>>34884942Nope>>34884948Probably a good move. Bring it up with the supervisor maybe.
>>34884957>Nopeoh
>>34884931>I can use my fingers but they’re not very effective?Can you make yourself cum like that? Can you get the small ones in without vibration
>>34884952Thank you. I did, they were green frogs & bull frogs. Nothing fancy but still delightful. Caught a spotted salamander there once too
>>34884958>being rejected by a namefagIdek how I’d cope.
>>34884884whoa, woke juche??? eternal madame president?? this is kinda huge
>>34884873Every time at home and as often as I can manage it in public restrooms.
Women, my crush on my 36F coworker wont go away. What do?
>>34884962Do you just catch and release? Were you using traps or a net or going barehanded? Is herping a standard hobby of yours? How long have you been doing it?
>>34884964That’s just fat fetish anon.
>>34884933It's like there's several things going on all at once, which is what initially made it hard to get a useful diagnosis at the gynecologist's.I'll dissect what's going on here.First is the vestibulodynia, which for me is almost exclusively triggered by focused lateral pressure (i.e parallel to my hips, rather than front to back). So a single solid presence, like a dildo, distributes pressure more evenly and hurts less than fingers or a speculum-- the speculum at the gynecologist's hurt enough that I almost blacked out from pain.Second issue requires a small biology explanation. The vagina develops from two separate tubes that fuse together and then hollow out into one open canal. A septum is what's left when that process doesn't finish cleanly. There are two main orientations. A longitudinal septum runs lengthwise and can effectively divide the canal into two channels, side by side. A transverse septum runs crosswise, like a partial or complete wall across the canal, when the fusing tubes fail to fully hollow out and connect.A thin, perforated transverse septum can go unnoticed for years, and it might only announce itself as pain during penetration, when something meets the membrane and stretches or tears it. That's what happened with me. So the stretching I'm doing is meant to fully take care of that leftover membrane. Third issue is good old-fashioned muscle guarding, which is what happens when someone tenses up in anticipation of pain, and the more my issue got poked and prodded at when I was younger, the worse it became. Bad feedback loop. This is what the gynecologist initially dismissed it as: "you're not wet enough, you're not relaxed enough, you're not aroused enough". I'd say there's really nothing sexy about what I'm doing. It's really kind of a chore, and partly it's a chore because I'm intentionally pushing myself out of my comfort zone. My progress is exciting, but the work isn't sexy.
>>34884945You mean this?https://files.catbox.moe/ug18si.webm
>>34884969A backflip
>>34884977off a cliff? say less
>>3488487318.943% of the time
>>34884959Yeah, I can get the small ones in without vibration now, which I'm proud of.I can't even make myself cum with a vibrator, though. My fingers certainly can't.
>>34884975Yeah, did it always have sound? It seems like the same thing but a different version or something.
How do I know whether she wants to kiss at the end of the first date or not?Don't say "ask her" because I tried that once and it did NOT work out.
>>34884910MI use holes more than hands so yes, very often
Femano, they are after my cock. Quick, can i hide it inside your vagina?
>>34884974Thank you for the detailed explanation. Sounds like a bit of all of the above then? Does the chore get any easier if you try to get more aroused at first or does the act just kill arousal as it is? How quickly have you been making progress?
>>34884987That's the first place anybody would look based on my reputation.
>>34884984The clip I have isIt's from a Playboy TV show called Triple Play
>>34884983Have you ever came?
>>34884985M. You basically do all the work and set up so all she has to do is lean in to connect the lips, but she closes that last gap. It's really easy if you just let the lizard brain pilot you. It's miserable if you're constantly thinking about it like you're trying to on-the-fly figure out a dance you don't have a manual to. So, think less.
>>34884970Just barehand catch and release while I swim or wade around. I love all sorts of animals, it's especially exciting finding the hidey ones. I've always gone poking around for critters, since I was little. I found some freshwater shrimp some time ago while poking around the lake.
5 inches dont sound that bad until you actually measure it out and get a good idea tbqh
>>34884991I usually don't like stuff with production teams behind it. How gritty does it get?
>>34884760It's only weird if you make it weird. She might have some bedroom issues when you have sex with her because of her toys, or she might be great. As a long time single man, I have a light porn addiction (I don't pay for it, but use it daily) because I am single. I think sex toys for a long time single woman is normal because she doesn't have anyone scratching that itch for her, just like how I don't have a woman doing anything for me. Do you like everything else about her other than the sex toys? You might not want her to bring them into the bedroom with you, but if you're not around sometimes, you'll be glad she has a dildo instead of trying to find another dude.
>>34884985Vibe it out Unfortunately dating is incompatible with autism
>>34884995Thickness can make up for it some, no?
Shy men, how do I know if you're texting me sparsely because you're interested but shy, or texting me sparsely because you're just happy to have a friend?
>>34884994You must live in a really natural environment huh? Have you lived in the same place your whole life? Is it sparsely populated? I've basically lived my whole life in a city so what you're describing sounds pretty foreign to me
>>34885001Don't bother with them
>>34885000I think they're saying it's actually harder to handle than it sounds.
>>34884985I think it'd be better to wait for the second at least.But in any case, go for a goodbye hug, and don't immediately pull away when it's over. See if she pulls away either, see if she glances from your eyes to your lips and back. If she stays close and gives you that glance, you're probably good to go.You could also try indirectly asking. Instead of clinically asking "May I kiss you?" you could try "I'd really like to kiss you right about now".
>>34884996You probably won't like thisThey cut back to the couch interview during sex a lot
>>34885006I'm gonna stay up late, just tell me what to Google.
>>34885003I like him though. He's my ideal guy, funny, smart, cute, good job, motivated, willing to talk emotions, etc. Except I think he's just really shy and I can't tell if he likes me as a friend or as more than that. He has my number and texts me but usually just to spend time with me, and then he doesn't do anything besides hug me at the start and end of that time. I don't even know if we're dating.
>>34885011Ask him?
>>34885002I have, at times. Unfortunately not right now. I've moved around a lot...I'd give anything to go back to the mountains. I'm in a very small town right now, though I was born and raised in a big city, as were my parents. Nobody really gets why I want to live so "isolated."
>>34885011>I don't know if he likes me, he just reaches out to go on dates with me and he gives me a ton of hugsJesus fucking Christ, bitch! Do you need the red carpet rolled out?
>there are men itt still trying to date in 2026Are you masochists or something?
>>34884873only when I poop
>>34885010Playboy tv triple play darcy + Josh + angelica
>>34885005You are so performative
>>34885014We've met up three times and we've never done anything beyond hug. Shouldn't he have tried something else by now? And he doesn't text me for any other reason.
>>34884989Yep, it's a bit of all of the above. And by taking care of problem two, I'm making it easier to practice the relaxation that stops my muscles from guarding. Reducing muscle guarding is helping with problem one as well.It definitely gets easier if I try to get more aroused first! It's just that arousal doesn't often happen on demand. Sometimes toward the end of the day at work, I'll be relaxed and in a good mood, and the long relaxing drive home will give me time and mental space to just think sexy thoughts. Then by the time I get home, I'm already ready even without lube, and it can be an actually fun and enjoyable session, at least up until I hit pain-level.But there will be other times when I'm just not in the right headspace to be aroused. So like, I can tell it feels "good", but my head just isn't in the game. So I just get through it, log my progress, then do something else with my evening. Let's see... I started about two months ago. It was slow at first. Being able to insert the 2.2cm dildo was a huge achievement for me, because it was kind of a literal breakthrough: I actually felt something inside me stretch and kind of "snap" or "pop", which is presumably some of the transverse membrane. Repeated use of the 2.2cm over the next few days resulted in a few more less dramatic "snaps". And as soon as the snaps happened, pain dropped instantly from a 5 to a 1, it was amazing.Once that happened, progress became easier and faster going from 2.2cm to 3.3cm diameters, I think that took about three weeks. >>34884992Yes, but it's hard to achieve, I'm just not good at triggering it.
>>34885001Ask them?Better yet, do what my ex did before we started dating.>Playing random Valorant match>Save her life as Sage for the 5th time>I love you anonThat shit made me feel ways I never intended.She always insisted it was purely platonic but idk. All I'm saying is if you say that.I think his reaction will tell you all you need to know.
>>34885013Do you feel like it makes socializing more difficult to live in such environments? Is there anything you miss about the city life? I grew up surrounded by mountains and didn't even realize it until I left and came back at which point my brain actually registered their presence and now I love them. I grew up hiking in them but in my area its more dry and chaparral than creeks and woods
>>34884873belive it or not, never :0
>>34885017I appreciate it.
>>34884861I've never attempted to get sex from a woman, so any compliment I've paid to a woman is just what I think. It's something I've learnt I should probably avoid in general, however. It never goes well.
>>34885019Why should he have? Why haven't you?
>>34884873I sit to pee at home but stand up everywhere elseEver since I learnt to jack off I've lost faith in my aim, quite frankly
Are you guys going to bake a twin towers cake for the 25th anniversary?
I'm a 28 y/o male with a stable 6 figure tech job with 2 exes and no gf.Is it over?
>>3488494765, I’m 26
>>34885030JESUS CHRIST
>>34885030Fuck bro you're screwed lol
>>34885029>tech jobyes. or will be over soon.
Why do some men pretend to be cool and distant? How is that supposed to make me more interested?
>>34885031>>34885032Why
>>34885034I don't think they care whether you're interested
>>34885034It's much safer than showing you our emotions, no matter how much you say otherwise
>>34885034Usually we're just kind of boring and have nothing to say.
>>34885022Mm, it makes socializing different, I guess. I'm very much not social. The only thing I miss about city life is walking through old abandoned industrial areas in the middle of the night drunk. It's nice you got to go back. I'm in a terribly flat part of the country for the next few years and while it's beautiful in a different way, it's not for me.
>>34885038Why dont men get some hobbies and friends?
>>34885041We have hobbies, but they're stupid and you wouldn't care.
>>34885034its called aura you fucking bitch
I had that wart on my scalp for months and I was finally able to pull it off. I'm free
>>34885034women dont like our true selves
>>34885020What constitutes sexy thoughts for you at this point? Like do you more so imagine foreplay or do you picture PIV going smoothly? Do you pay much attention to your clit as you are practicing stretching out? Also that sounds like some pretty quick progress anon, congrats>long relaxing drive kek as someone who hates driving this is an oxymoron
>>34885042I care. Tell me about your hobbies, anon.
>>34885034you get bored when the mystery is gone
MenWhy don't you show your emotions?
I'm too goofy and jester-like to get a gf. This is a warning to you goofymaxxers.
lonely femanons how does it feel when you see men constantly and adamantly proclaim that women in your situation do not exist/are impossible
>>34885050Probably because I'm schizoid
>>34885045Show me it, anon.>>34885049I could never bore of you.
>step away from atoga>go to conveinence store>4'11" age 25-35 with a 4/10 face with greasy hair and nose ring>wearing these all-too-revealing shorts (yes I looked it up) and a tiny black t-shirt>buying monster energy and hot chip as hatefully as possible>immediately think of atoga foids>she starts staring at me like she knew me so I got out as fast as possibleweird encounter>>34885050There's no good reason to.
>>34885055Fuck you
>>34885050I'm very happy right now my scalp wart is goneBeing happy and enthusiasric about things gets us called autistic though
>>34884818>not a single butt toyit's a pass from me
>>34885050I do. I try to be more open with my emotions within reason. I also try to stay in control of my emotions though. What I mean is if I'm frustrated or angry I want to be able to voice that frustration without raising my voice or letting the anger overtake my demeanor. It's something I've been practicing my whole life though. I also used to try to be open with my thoughts and internal processes, open book type shit. However that was always more so with women and these days I'm learning to be more discerning with what I share
>>34885031DENY YOUR MAKER
>>34885050Usually not useful or productive
>>34885042Videogames aren't a hobby you fucking baby
>>34885057I love you too, anon.
>>34885065Why
>>34885047I paint miniatures (just painting, I don't play warhammer or tabletop stuff, at least right now), do some 3d modelling on the side, and lately have been rock climbing with my sister a few times a week for the past couple months.
>>34885034>>34885050I opened up to a girl too soon I think recently and ended up blowing it with someone I really really really liked. Not in an "eww get away creep" kind of way but I'm pretty sure she saw me purely as a friend from that point on. IMO it's only worth opening up when it's clear she likes you.
>>34885050it always, without fail, leaves me feeling worse, not better
>>34885060Good mentality. Do you have any advice on that?
>>34885050Because I stopped experiencing them when I learned to numb myself to them so that I could function on a daily basis. I don't think that's what my therapist at the time intended but oh well.
>>34884760i dont wanna be cockmogged by your penis collection...
>>34884930Whats your job and whats hers
>>34885040>The only thing I miss about city life is walking through old abandoned industrial areas in the middle of the night drunk. That sounds extremely dangerous >I'm in a terribly flat part of the country for the next few years and while it's beautiful in a different way, it's not for me.I don't fuck with flat, feels too open. I'm descended basically from mountain people and I grew up in a valley surrounded by mountains. When I left home for school it was still in more mountainous areas and even when I've traveled it's happened to be towards other mountainous areas for the most part. Being in a properly flat area makes it feel like something is missing from the horizon. Did you move for work or family or something?
>>34885047ntais making perfume a hobby
>>34884760It's weird at toy one, but I'd just laugh at the weirdness.
>>34885000somewhat yeah>>34885004no im saying its tiny wtf are u talking about nigga go measure 5 inches exactly
>>34885050I do, just not around my gf. I want to be her stalwart warrior.
>>34885077Cities are actually extremely safe. You've just bought into media scares I imagine.
>>34885068Nice! I love watching my friends boulder but I'm too scared.>>34885070She did you a favour then. Showed you her true colours.One girl is one girl. Onto the next. Someone sweeter.>>34885081You make perfume? Thats very interesting!
>>34885050I show my girlfriend my emotions. I also show my family and friends my emotions but felt I should lead in with the fact that I have a girlfriend now.
>>34884760Lets cut out the hypothetical. How many sex toys do you own and what are the more eye-catching or prominent members of your collection.
>>34885073I think self awareness and self analysis is key. I am always thinking about how I'm coming across and how I'm making the other person feel. However it's a fine line between being considerate and veering off into overthinking and anxiety type shit. I just try to make sure what I'm doing is morally defensible in a way and if shit is getting too heated it's better to step away from the conversation and return to it with a cool head. As far as being an open book, it was partly a way for me to feel like I'm in control of my own feelings and experiences. Like if I can easily express what I'm going through then it's got less power over me. A lot of this has formed over the course of my whole life though and a lot of it was a cognizant effort to not end up like my father who I saw as too governed by emotions and illogical
>>34885046Sexy thoughts usually involve fantasizing about characters that I find hot and imagining them in sexy situations. It's 45 minutes to get home on a good day, so it's kind of like just putting in a mental videotape of a particular scene or set of circumstances I like, and pressing "play" to watch it unfold. Lots of imagined foreplay, eventual penetration. I basically keep mentally "rewinding" it to keep myself primed, because if I imagine the scene's climax and aftermath (i.e mutual climax followed by sleepy snuggling), then my arousal sort of slowly evaporates and I just become interested in a good after-work nap. To be honest, no, I don't think I really pay that much attention to my clit. I mainly use the vibrator to force muscle relaxation. Basically, the science behind it is that pain signals can be interrupted or intercepted with other sensory information, so if I use vibration to overwhelm the nerves around the entrance, they'll relax faster. I'm basically overwhelming the pain signals with signal noise. I'm not aiming for the clit, at least not at first. But once the dildo's in and I'm just trying to give it time to stretch, then I can aim for the clit to try and get some natural lubrication going... preferably before the artificial one gets dry and tacky. But I really have to be in the right mood for that: if I've been primed up and ready to go on a good day, then I'll definitely take time with my clit. But if I'm in "chore mode", then no, not really, I'll just focus on the entrance because that'll be more effective in the moment.
>>34884622I posted my 5incher on /soc/ a few years back and got like 15 replies ruthlessly mocking and laughing at me.
>>34885085I've been swung at by a druggie bum before. I generally agree that cities are extremely safe but at the same time you can't deny the dangers of living in a place with rampant homelessness and drug use, especially for a woman. Just today I was driving near my home and saw some tweaker naked except for an open robe crossing into oncoming traffic without a care in the world. Not the first time I've seen someone naked on my main street and sure as shit won't be the last. We had a stabbing the other day at my grocery store and there's been a few murders at my main train station too. It's not hell on earth but there's room for improvement, I did not feel the way I feel here when I was in Japan for example
>>34885094They were making fun of you for posting off topic, should have gone to the dedicated small penis thread.
>>34885086We are so back.
>>34885014These bitches really do want the red carpet rolled out all so they can walk to the end of it and ask why it wasn’t blue
>>34883229Hot
Women do you look at men?
>>34885097Five inches isn't small.
>>34885077It used to be much safer, I wouldn't do it now, though it's still safer than other cities.Sounds like a beautiful area you grew up in. Was there lots of wildlife?I moved for my husband's work. He has a contract for the next few years before we can move back closer to where I'm from.
>>34885015No I'm a boyfriend now
>>34885104>my husband
>>34885093When you say characters, what kind of media are these characters from? What do you find hot in them? I would think that the clitoral stimulation would help with the relaxation aspect, like if you can get some pleasure from that it'll make everything less tense although makes sense it's dependent on mood. Thank you for indulging my questions btw, had a terrible day so it's nice to have an interesting conversation to take my mind off it
>>34883550>never seen a lesbian that didn't have some level of misandry nglI know, it's so hot! A lesbian would be the perfect gf for me if only she wasn't a lesbian.
>>34885088see>>34884818>>34885082Hah! Fair enough. I can take laughter, the collection does look kinda silly.
>>34885108I met him on 4chan.Gif made me laugh, thank you for talking to me.
>>34885104>Sounds like a beautiful area you grew up in. Was there lots of wildlife?kek nah it's highly urbanized despite all the mountains so not much in the way of wildlife. The most wildlife I get on the daily is the bugs I find infesting my pepper plants and maybe an occasional hummingbird or squirrel. I did at one point do some field research work in undergrad and that was a lot of fun, out in the middle of nowhere, snacking on native plants and occasionally running into cool native birds. Are you working yourself? If not, how do you spend your days?
Can women ever truly love a man?
>>34885111>seeHaving the context that these are essentially training gear does make it less weird. They're all smaller than me so if the hypothetical foid I was dating brought these out I'd be thrilled to try some out on her.Anyways to answer your original question I think after you hit 11 it gets weird.
Women, I HATE you! I don't even have a question for you! Fuck you!!!*blows a raspberry in your direction*
>>34885120I've seen no proof of this so far personally
>>34884818buy a buttplug
>>34885120Pragma, definitely. I'm not sure if they can experience agape in a romantic context though.
>>34885111>>34885121imo it makes it more weird since it introduces a problem to our compatibility. especially if the guy is extra girthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QBYJtsFTgwthinking about her again
>>34885091I gotcha. I agree with all of that. I saw the following video some years ago and it helped me a lot with learning better emotional control and self-understanding. The observer self technique in particular is really good.https://youtu.be/V25npkrzNnk
>>34885109At this point, they're characters from my own creative work. I write fiction as a hobby and have my own world and setting, so I just draw from the main couple there. What do I find hot in them... honestly? Their confidence in how they interact with each other. There's a level of comfort and trust in everything they do that's super sexy. The man is quite vain and has expensive taste in perfume, which I find funny, but it's also kind of sexy that he doesn't care, because he likes it. And his partner likes it. Sometimes she'll just come behind him while he's working at his desk, gather his hair up at the nape, and bury her face in it like she's smelling a bunch of flowers. Just breathe in, deep sigh of appreciation. Imagine how comfortable you have to be with someone to do that. Everyday little things like that, which easily lead into fantasized sex. Hmm, as for clitoral stimulation... I think the best way to think about it is to maybe compare it to your own penis. When you're in the shower and just washing yourself, the touch isn't usually arousing, right? Arousal is so contextual. So if I'm in the right mood, the clitoral stimulation is definitely the more powerful option. But if I'm not, then direct touch to the muscle under strain is the more effective option.I don't mind answering, I've always gotten some interesting and useful advice on here, so I'm happy to return the favor. And I'm hoping that this information might help someone else too, if they're lurking and they realize "huh, that sounds like me/someone I know", you know?
>>34885117Oh, that's disappointing. In my city there were tons of raccoons, skunks, some songbirds, even coyotes and foxes in some neighborhoods. I thought that was normal before moving out of that province but I've barely even seen a stray cat in the cities here. That's really cool - you know a lot about plants and their uses? I don't work, I tend the house and children and have a number of craft hobbies.
>Grunting like I'm on my final rep as I give femanon a deep creampie
>>34885130>At this point, they're characters from my own creative work.
>>34885127imagining her being someone other than herself againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGGw9pYiDNE
>>34885133what on earth
>>34883072male, virgin, 25. i've rejected/ignored sexual advances in the past because i'm "waiting for the right girl", and want a girl who has also waited. i am beginning to think this is not the right approach because 99% of women i've met either do not care or actively prefer an experienced guy, even ones who claim to be waiting. should i continue in pursuit of some idealistic romance or just give up and gain as much experience as possible?
>>34885132people who make porn noises at the gym are disgusting. i don't mean average grunts and groans, i mean people who make over the top moans. there's one guy at my local gym who does it and i have to be careful not to do sets at the same time as him so people don't think it's me.
State genderWhat's the most depressing thought you've had recently?
>>34885138MShe got over me before I got over her
>>34885120They can. I met one that can, fucking finally
>>34885132>uncontrollably growling softly as she climbs my chest and kisses along my collarbone
>>34885138MThat I may never see her again
>>34885138MI fucked up my relationship with my ex so bad I've forgotten how to love. It sucks and I hate thinking about it
>>34885138F. That I'm a support character to everyone that comes into my life and if I try too much to make space for myself I am treated nastily or cast aside.
>>34885138M, that my mom would have loved an album that I never thought to show her.
>>34885138M, that the choices I made in regards to pulling the plug on my father led to needless torture and suffering. That I failed in my pursuit of a comfortable transition to the afterlife and instead hesitated and pointlessly prolonged it. That I feel like a fraud every time someone offers their condolences because I never liked my father and in a way I'm not sad about his passing. That I'm less than human for not caring more and for not feeling more attached to him. Overall just guilt and feeling like a fraud
GenderTell me something uplifting instead
>>34885102SometimesI try not to look at anybody when I'm out doing errands
>>34885050I get weepy when I talk about things I feel strongly about and I find it either tends to make people uncomfortable or invite them to coddle me, and I don't like either. I love my family but they're all chronic worriers and I prefer for them to just think I have no problems.My best friend does invite me to vent when he can tell something's bothering me and doesn't judge me or talk to me like a baby when I inevitably cry a lot which is incredibly kind of him.
>>34885050Who would I show them to?
>>34885130Interesting, do you see yourself ever trying to publish it? Did you model these characters on anyone you know? I've never really thought of a creator being turned on by their own work but I guess in a way it makes sense? Even if I'm using a fantasy to masturbate ultimately I'm coming up with the story and the scenario so I guess there's a through line there but I never really thought about it. My brother actually has a cologne collection, I've been thinking about getting into it more myself
>>34885155MFall colors are coming to New England soon
>>34885138FThat I'm broken and will never be happy because I accidentally removed my ability to set goals for myself and care about achieving them. I don't want anything but to not be here. It feels impossible to want anything it's all arbitrary and often out of your control as to whether you accomplish it or not.
>>34883336no medication. idk if this is shedding or hairfall
>>34885130>When you're in the shower and just washing yourself, the touch isn't usually arousing, right?NTA. Maybe I'm just "down bad." But there's plenty of instances where I have no intention of masturbating, and while washing up or untucking myself, I'll somehow hit a nerve in just the right way where it just completely stops what ever train of thought I was on, and it's basically a done deal at that point unless I'm strapped for time.
>>34885011The thing about shy guys is that they're pussies. He'll never make a move, you'll either have to stand up for him or leave him entirely.
>>34885131>That's really cool - you know a lot about plants and their uses?Hm maybe relative to someone who has no clue but I'm nowhere near the hobbyists who are really into it. I can recognize some of the native plants in my area partly because of that experience doing the field research. I've also got some native plants nurseries in my area I occasionally shop at >I don't work, I tend the house and children and have a number of craft hobbies.How old are the kids? Do you see yourself getting bored if/when they're in school (if they're not already)? What craft hobbies?
>>34885138MI can't make meaningful connections with other people. I'm forced into situations where I leave the people I care about or vice versa and I never see them again despite my efforts. I'm not important. I don't fit in anywhere really despite being generally likable. I'm alone but I want someone to wake up next to. I want someone in my corner. I want to be in someone's corner. But it's just me and this empty room. I have a good job. I have hobbies. But I see no future. Things just don't work out between me and other people. My dad is sick and it's not something you get better from. We just started to get along. My brother has a kid now and I'm staying away from his family because I'm afraid that my bad luck will transfer over to them. I know it's nonsense and narcissistic but I'm scared so despite keeping in contact with them I still push them away. I don't want to die. I don't want to die alone.
>>34885161>Winter is comingThat's depressing not uplifting :/
>>34885137That does sound bad. But I've always worked out at home because I'm afraid I'll check out some woman in yoga pants and end up on tiktok.
>>34885170Winter in New England is pretty bleak, but fall is my favorite time of the year and I'm looking forward to it.
>>34885163Is your diet alright? What products do you use
>>34885138MAsking my best friend to stop being so positive and eager to imagine what my future woman will be like because i'm a virign in my late twenties
>>34885154That is an immense load anon. For what it's worth, I relate pretty closely. It was a complicated relationship, having complicated feelings about it is normal, and end-of-life decisions are horribly challenging. You didn't make those decisions lightly, and you didn't make them out of malice.>>34885157>I get weepy when I talk about things I feel strongly aboutSame. It makes me hesitant to talk in earnest about those things. Like being judged for that will hurt more than being judged for anything else.
>>34885159Oh yeah, I do plan to publish. I'm just in the outlining phase, because it's four pretty hefty books and I'm meticulous about planning. And yeah, if you're masturbating to a fantasy, you're ultimately authoring a narrative in your head that stirs you. It's not just about flesh and bodies, you know? I've found that smell is really powerfully tied to arousal. We like things that smell good, and some smells that we associate with the opposite sex are especially sexy in the right circumstances.
>>34885034I'd rather you be confused and think I'm a schizo then a boring goofy beta. I am goofy deep down but I suppress it.
Femanons, do (You) generally dom or sub with other women?
>>34885155The kakapo population is recovering. Three decades ago there were barely over 50 of them. They've gotten back up to 325!
>>34885138Nobody will ever like me as much as I like them.
>>34885181We have such cool birds here, it's a shame so many are endangered.
>It is the world's only flightless parrot, the world's heaviest parrot, and also is nocturnal, herbivorous, visibly sexually dimorphic in body size, has a low basal metabolic rate, and does not have male parental care. >and does not have male parental care.
>>34885138Mthat i am not good enough. there are so many smart, talented, attractive people around. i'm so far behind everyone else that i have 0 chance of ever catching up
>>34885163Every time I shower I have to gather up a ball of hair around the drain and toss it in the toilet. It just happens when it's long.
>>34885181the birds be fucking :)
>>34885189You don't have to catch upIt's okay to be who you are
tricked by atoga into sharing shit about myself again reward
>>34885193that's how it feels to be honest in this place, yet I keep doing it
Imagining drowning in a lake in the wilderness haha and there's no one around lol
>>34885194genuinely don't know why i even bother. i need to get a grip and smash my head through the drywall instead.
>>34885193>>34885197The truth will set you free
>>34885193So? Who cares? It can be good social interaction as long as you aren't doxing yourself. Might even help you socialize with strangers in person and make friends.
>>34885193Are you the vaginismus anon?
>>34885189Same
>>34885195>>34885197there's an ocean with my name on it
>>34885174no products, shampoo maybe 2,3 times a week, and condition my hair 1 or 2 times>>34885190so this is normal? my dad has a hairline of a 20 year old in his 60s so i dont think i have hairloss genes in me. it's just that new barber who told me i'm losing some hair while washing. she made me kinda scared
>>34884910Does cumming from getting spanked count?>>34885180>do (You) generally dom or sub with other women?Sub. I've got a submissive streak, but I do like to dom from time to time. Like 80/20.>>34885195>Imagining drowning in a lake in the wilderness haha and there's no one around lolThat's when Ron shows up to pull you out, and then he destroys Slytherin's locket. What a chad.
>>34885193You weren't tricked. You chose to share. Probably because whatever it was was something you needed to share.
>>34885173It is good hiking weather but it just reminds me of what's coming so I can't properly enjoy it. I just worry about today being the last really nice day until mid April and kick myself for not spending every waking moment outside during the summer.
would you believe me if i said i was a kinda handsome but a loser virgin?
>>34885204Imagine if I pinned you under my full weight and plapped you prone bone
>>34885195I heard drowning is pretty painful but I'd pick a tree and join the people in that suicide forest in Japan, sounds peaceful.
>>34885209i am 6'1, wavy hair, defined jaw and cheekbones yet never gotten pussy till now. i believe you
>>34885155MI like my friend and she keeps inviting me to do stuff with her and seems to genuinely enjoy my company and even if it doesn't go anywhere just getting to feel this way about someone who at the very least wouldn't be upset if she found out makes me so happy and grateful I could cry.
I'd go hiking if I had a car but I don't so I won't
>>34884986this nigga gets his holes used ahahahahha
>>34885204>Ron shows up to pull you out I thought it was a vernal pool that the sword was in, am I remembering wrong?
>>34885215Why do you need a car to go hiking? Just hike to get to the hike.
>>34885170Winter is the best time of year to revel in the warmth of the company of the person you love, though
>>34885203Why are you washing so infrequently? Are you black?
>>34885215It is annoying to have to walk a couple miles before you even start your hike but it can be done. Or did you sacrifice your connection to nature by choosing to live in a city?
>>34885138I'll probably not attending my ex's funeral after her suicide.
>>34885219They can only warm one side of you at a time and it makes showering together miserable fuck off with that bullshit. Winter is bad and I hate it and now I hate you.
>>34885219>the person you love
>>34885222i am not black. you dont need to wash hair everyday. i wash it once it feels oily which is usually 2 or 3 days for me
>>34885200No, that’s not me. It’s some other anon.
I just took an 18 year old boy's virginity. Thoughts? Feelings?
>>34885233So there's nothing wrong with your pussy?
>>34885234why couldn't that happen to me? I'm nearly a 28 year old virgin
>>34885218>>34885224I've always lived in the middle of a big city, the nearest places you can actually call wilderness are tens of kilometers out
>>34885234I hope the age gap wasn't too extreme. And I hope you let him down gently when the time comes.
>>34885227That's why you use a blanket
Rape victims are more evil than rapists. Do you agree?State gender
>>34885229If you're not washing and drying your scalp as frequently you can get fungi or other issues that can lead to shedding or hair loss issues. This isn't to say that you're incorrect that you might not need to wash everyday. But if you're white, you probably should.
>>34885234That's a man darling
>>34885203Yes it's normal if you don't notice your hair thinning it's fine
>>34885217>I thought it was a vernal pool that the sword was in, am I remembering wrong?It was called a pool, but it was deep enough that Harry had to swim down to reach the sword. So more like a frozen pond.>>34885210You think the world watched Truman beat his meat as a kid?
>>34885247One hundred thousand percent. It was used as a comedic bit.
>>34885247>You think the world watched Truman beat his meat as a kid?Im pretty sure they just cut to commercial break
>>34885210really surprised by how overhyped this film was by some really autistic millenials because i watched it and didn't think it was anything life changing
>>34883072Women have these holes where they shoot babies out of.Did you guys hear about it? Imagine how fucked up it would be if you put your penis into one of those sockets.
>>34885240Blanket doesn't keep my ears and nose warm. And you have to stay under it. Winter is terrible and so are you.
>>34885252While your joke is crude in taste, it works because modern women are so juvenile themselves they hate being reminded that their purpose is to have healthy children. So I'm all for it. Make them seethe.
>>34885245so far nope>>34885242if i wash my hair everyday it gets dry af
>>34885254So stick your head under the blanket too and I can keep those warm
>>34885242NtaYou're not going to get fungi by only washing your hair twice a week stop being stupid.
>>34885255>Complains about juvenile and crude jokes>Posts that Uh
>>34885259She already has it between her folds
>>34885258And then I'll have to pee and everything is ruined. Why is it so hard to accept that I can only be happy if it's above 55 degrees outside and like 70+ inside. It's just the way it is and trying to placate me with your bullshit won't work. Go freeze to death if you like the cold so much.
>>34885262I'll stick a catheter in you
sex havers talk like yacht owners surrounded by people floating in the ocean with life jackets
Okay now completely fuck his piece of shit life up and get him to post on this thing called 'atoga'
>>34885262I think it's just your own sensory issues that are the problem 2bh
Is NorCal as bad as SoCal
>>34885265In this analogy most people would be yacht owners
>>34885271most people in the middle of the ocean are on a boat or ship or some kind
That pussy a cruise
>>34885267It goes beyond a sensory issue my dislike of food is a sensory issue this is just the way my body is. As a kid I got blue lips in the 86 degree pool I'm basically a reptile. The food thing is mostly a mental game and a dislike of textures but the temperature regulation issue is a physical limitation.
>>34885272Exactly
>>34885276dumb sex haver
short break from my wretched consciousness, aka nap time.
>>34885241
>have a big dick>always cum in under 3 minutes
has anyone noticed how leftists in general tend to be more social and rarely awkward? all the awkward aspie guys are right wing
>>34885275Imagine if I hid ice packs under your mattress and you had no idea why you were so cold at night
>>34885283?
>>34885283
>>34885279I'm a virgin, I just know some stats
>>34885283the biggest aspies i've known are all lefties and commies
>>34885269Rural North California is basically just Oregon. Being within 3 hours of LA makes me want to kill myself even more than usual.
>>34885286>>34885283I'm deepthroating the bait. Sorry.
Moids, how upset would you be if your gf was secretly putting sleeping pills in ur food?
>>34885293I'd press charges.
>>34885293dumb question. i dislike you.
>>34885294why>>34885295why
>>34885293Slap the shit out of you why would you do that. And then I fall asleep at the wheel and die
>>34885293Why are you putting sleeping pills in my food
>>34885296Because it's wrong to drug people? Are you soft in the ead?
atoga moids are awfully feisty tonight geez
Women, we need horny posts please
>>34885293I'm breaking her fucking reality
>>34885289>within 3 hours of LATerrifying, which direction
i asked a girl out for the first time in my life and got rejected
>>34885301>drugits a melatonin or two
>>34885293you have a somnophilia kink don't you
>>34885293there would not be a peaceful solution
>>34885307Time to seclude yourself from the world
>>34885283its easy to be a souless NPC
>>34885307It was bound to happen eventually, get back on the horse and prep for the next one
>>34885308It's a substance that will alter my brain chemistry and consciousness that I did not want in my body
>>34885308>melatoninkeep that trash away from me, it doesn't even help you sleep btw
>>34885308That's not a sleeping pill. Just a supplement.
>>34885269Both are great in different ways. I've lived in SD, East Bay, and LA
alright whatever no sleeping pills, u guys have no whimsy
This straight beasts on the US anthem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4tCn_aSxU
>>34885318How about I swap your testosterone for estradiol?
melatonin is a stress hormone
>>34885318fucking explain yourself you god damn weirdo
>>34885321rude
Someone post more bait, I've got like 4 more images to use
>>34885318You have an interesting definition of whimsy. Ask another question
>>34885318How about injecting ozempic while she sleeps?
>>34885326what would atoga moids do upon waking up tied to their bed by a femanon to do as she pleases with him?
>>34885324I bet if I were balls deep inside of you you'd feel like a girl.
>>34885328get hard
>>34885328I'd tell her when I wake up I want to take a piss, brush my teeth, drink coffee, eat breakfast, vape, then poop. Don't mess with my morning routine.
What is the secret revealed by DMT? I need to know the ultimate truth.
When will I finally get the balls
>>34885328If she brings this up to me before and we set some ground rules then I don't know when it's coming until it happens, would be fun. If it's completely unprovoked, I would probably try to rip my way free
>>34885333You won't, so do it now.
>>34885306You're probably safe in the ocean or in Joshua tree.
I love average women!
>>34885335I can't I don't have the balls
i need a gf with pierced nipples NOW
>>34885338I also love average women!
>>34885332Nothing. They did a gigantic study and it turns out DMT just gave people the feeling of uncovering some great secret and changing their world view but not actually. If anything, it actually made them less open-minded.
>>34885341I've fucked her pussy
>>34885332That you are God and your entire life was a charade.
>>34885342Wow so like basically every hallucinogen ever then
>>34885340you can't suck on pierced nipples. boob-nipples are already amazing, pierced nipples is like putting a cheap sticker decal on a fancy car
>>34885328>what would atoga moids do upon waking up tied to their bed by a femanon to do as she pleases with him?What would you do if a sumo wrestler edged you for a few days, then offered to let you cum as much as you want if you detransition?
>>34885329i bet if i pawed at ur face you'd feel like an atoga anon
>>34885345this anon is wrong. the truths revealed by hallucinogens are objective metaphysical realities that we have simply forgotten.the reality being you are the fabric of reality.heck, this can be realized completely sober. drugs just slingshot you into that realization a lot quicker.
>>34885342Based and science pilled>>34885344Cringe and philosophy pilled
>>34885283Sounds on brand. They do not care about people. So why would they socialize?
>>34885348Implying your hands would be free.
weeeewwooooweeeewoooo the BVambulence is here to drop off its 75 IQ takes
>>34885304Nah, you clearly don't since there's no cock.
>>34885349Nigga it's just your brain making shit up with what it already knows it can't show you anything more than regular dreams can it's a chemical
>>34885352Friends = communism
>>34885347was this supposed to sound appealing?
surprising that fat fetishist anon isn't the somno anon
>>34885343
>>34885356question what a dream really is. it's quite curious that subjective self experience never really goes away, isn't it?not only am i dreaming, I AM the dream.
I'd post my cock but I don't want to risk bv seeing commenting on and liking it
>>34885355I have one right here, he just needs some energy to get going
>>34885357Exactly. Why would you want to share a birthday cake with friends? Pure unadultered communism.
>>34885359it is me, i wanna drug u all and make u fat
>>34885361Post a voca you fucking nerd what do you sound like
>>34885362Oh don't worry, I can see it and it's ugly.
>>34885349NtaSounds like a bunch of bullshit anon. Any time I've taken hallucinogens I've felt even more trapped inside my physical body than I usually do there's no great epiphany.
Runescape is soulless so I decided to quit forever. I deleted my account and I'm just done!! Feels really good to be free of the game ngl. Wasn't even enjoying it, it was just consuming all of my time and felt like a chore/obligation. Feels like a lot of "live-service games" do this. Also really nice to not be paying $130 a year for it anymore. Tired of having to pay for things constantly.
>>34885358Do you not know what a sumo wrestler is?
>>34885365>it is meLooks like I misread that, whoopsAnyways, day like 8 of asking somno anon to post the other armpit
>>34885360It was soft and I'd do it again if she didn't have a bf
>>34885366i would but im not gonna wake up my dog>>34885368you didnt do enough. granted i did like 700ug of lsd (people say it isnt a lot but it definitely is). trust me when you do that much you will start to believe that your life is just reinforced hallucination. which it is.
>>34885366He has, he sounded a bit like urkel.
>>34885370sumos arent white lols
>>34885373ntaPost the dog
>>34885367Other guys with ugly dicks will read this post and get their feelings hurt even though they did nothing wrong.
>>34885369Didn't you say this around a week ago?
>>34885373You're the dweeb who posted the solipsism voca aren't you. I remember it. You sounded like a whiny faggot. Nothing you say has any merit
has anyone here had jaw surgery? i went to a dentist he told me i have a bit of underbite and that surgery is the only option to correct it. he can fix my lower teeth with braces but to fix the facial structure i need surgery. it's not too bad, barely noticeable from profile but i am kinda insecure about it
DMT this LSD that. BORINGAnyone here try salvia?
>>34885380post side prof
>>34885378i actually did it this time. runescape is the biggest addiction i've ever had and i keep coming back to it. i've deleted several accounts and keep coming back. but hey maybe i'll stay gone for a year or two. that's a year of my life reclaimed.
>>34885377Splash damage
>>34885381Doesn't it make you live 10,000 years as a doorknob?
>>34885381Salvia is even more boring
>>34885382i cant obviously. it's not too bad i told you, my lower lip is like maybe 2mm ahead of my upper lip thats it
>>34885387Ogremaxxed
>>34885385It made me live like a decade as a series of letters and it made one of my buddies break out of the matrix when he cast his eyes on the shirt of my other friend that was wearing picrel
Posting a full blown picture of my dick is too slutty. Femanons ask too much.
Men,Why is it that when men fuck me they always ask me to ride them (cowgirl position)?Do men generally like woman-on-top sex?I asked this yesterday but didn't get much of a reply.
>>34885381>Anyone here try salvia?Yeah, I was given a 40x dose and had a full on panic attack. Apparently, I wouldn't stop screaming.
>>34885392Dont you also enjoy laying on your back and getting fucked once in a while?
>>34885391You're a whore anyway and won't even namefag claim your cock.
>>34885385NTA. My friend said he spent 1000 years as a grasshopper pinned to a corkboard as part of the devil's bug collection. Lmao.
>>34885392Lazy
>>34885395No I'm not, I'm a virgin.
>>34885393>Apparently, I wouldn't stop screaming.I can tell this shit is real because you have no recollection of the screaming.Meanwhile I fell over and hit my head on a lamp.
>>34885397Lazy?
>>34885392sex isnt fun to begin with and then you expect me to work for it too?
50 million year trip
>>34885392Do you have big boobs?
>>34885400Thrusting and fucking takes a lot of work
>>34885401MMaybe you should take it in the ass?
>>34885396You should try bringing it up to him sometime."Remember that time you spent a millenia as a grosshopper?"
I've posted cock but namefagging and posting cock is a step too far. I don't want people creating a spreadsheet of facts about me and having a pic of my penis.
>>34885405that sounds even less fun
>>34885407Too late
>>34885373If I try to do more I puke. I am trapped within my finite flesh prison. You're just delusional.>>34885380Worry less about the insecurity and more about the pain it might eventually cause. I have a slight crossbite that no professional has ever mentioned and the left side of my face is very aware of it. If your thing is significant enough for a doctor to comment on it's worth asking what the long term effects of doing nothing about it would be.
Femanons, what if I posted my dick's shadow instead?
>>34885405You might be M but you argue like a woman
>>34885409Bullshit. State 3 facts about me and describe my penis.
>>34885407Yeah, I would post my pussy, but I would never hear the end of it.
>>34885412I'm bisexual, so that's probably why
>>34885414Is it an innie
while you guys are over here on atoga some guy is balls deep in this girl fucking her brains out. how do you cope?
>>34885414A schlicking voca will suffice...
>>34885416Kind of in the middle, I guess.
>>34885419He's Chad, I'm not.
>>34885419By 3D printing another useless gadget to give to my nephews to annoy my sister when I send them back home to herI think I'll make them some aztec death whistles this timeShe already hates me for having them fill her house up with the little benchie boats
State GenderIf you were to name your child Chad would you be setting them up for success or for failure?If you were to name your child Stacy would you be setting them up for success or for failure?
>>34885398Insecure about being named for your penisBooo
>>34885411never mind that, femanons don't like black dick.
>>34885427I want my future gf to be the first to see it.
>>34885425Lol based make them flutes or slide whistles
>>34885410>Worry less about the insecurity and more about the pain it might eventually cause. I have a slight crossbite that no professional has ever mentioned and the left side of my face is very aware of it. If your thing is significant enough for a doctor to comment on it's worth asking what the long term effects of doing nothing about it would be.i've wanted to get jaw surgery but the problem is this surgery is pretty fucking dangerous. it takes months or years to recover. plus many people report loss of sensation and shit. also relapse occurs in many cases
What's the smallest bathroom you've ever used?
>>34885430noted, maybe next weekthis week its aztec death whistles
>>34885432>What's the smallest bathroom you've ever used?My ex.
>>34885432Idk the bathroom in a travel trailer I guess
>>34885432Your mouth
>>34885419she aint even nothing special. i am sure soem atoga femanon here is hotter than her
>>34885438Honestly the goth chick is.
>>34885438yeah, the snowboarder one mogs her to death
The only way I can have extended conversations with people here is if I provoke them into arguments. If I try to have normal conversations they don't reply. Do I rope?
>>34885439Birdanon is way dumpier her body isn't nearly that tight
White women are a blessing
>>34885443Lmao. You're remembering her before pics.
>>34885419>how do you cope?By not being an incel and worrying about my own dick and where it goes instead of thinking of other mens cocks and what they might be doing 24/7.And btw, thinking that is a super hot woman is a certain sign of porn brain. Thats a hopped up mid
>>34883078Isn't Courtney the name of that raped trash freak who hates cum because her uncle came on her?
>>34885446No, I'm remembering her nude
>>34885447Nta but I'd like to see what you consider to be a hot woman
I love mid women
>>34885450>her nudeShe isn't that generous, unfortunately.
>>34885448He came in her mouth and she swallowed everything like a good girl.
>>34885441We come here to fight you're not using this place correctly
>>34885419I want to know what she looks like without makeup.
>>34885454Her tits seem to be getting bigger
>>34885456You missed it. She was sitting on a bed and doing an arm bra
>>34885454I also love mid women
>>34885451NtaShe's got big tits and a pretty face but the rest of the body is average, basically identical to mine.
>>34885457LOLThat's 3 decades of blowjobs. She bragged about her bj skills before. No wonder. She's like a professional athlete, but in blowjobs.
>>34885441I'm too depressed to have long conversations on here. Having that type of energy sounds almost absurd.
WomenI love you :)
>>34885419
>Inde Navarrette says she has never used a bath towel: >"I just walk around until the air does its job."And foids ITT think they can compete?
>>34885451I didn't say that shes unattractive, just that hes nothing special, and that I would have to see her without camer angles, filters and tons of makeup first. Instagram barbies just aren't my thing.
I really do look like a grotesque demon. Why did God make me?
>>34885475You were born for a world where rape wasnt frowned upon
>>34885473I'd pick her up by the waist and she'll let loud a squeal and a giggle. Then I'd toss her onto the bed and hike up her dress. And then I'd get right in between her legs and grab her thighs and shift her panties aside. And then I'd give her missionary plaps while grabbing her small slender body and holding it against mine. And I'd cum balls deep and get her pregnant. And then we'd cuddle in bed under a warm blanket.
>>34885476Actually made me feel a little better idk if that's a good or bad thing but thanks
>>34885473Sounds cold. I wouldn't want to.
>>34885478noone asked
>>34885481Every time you post a cute girl you invite my commentary and there isn't one single solitary goddamn thing you can do to stop its delivery
can't sleepwishing for a meet with a femanon who also can't sleepto sex and fall asleep togetherbut such a thing does not exist. Why?
Do autists really smack themselves and bang their heads on walls when they're upset
If you think about it, cowgirl is the arrangement that makes more sense beacuse the foid gets to pace receiving dick to her liking.
>>34885473Ew. Lingering moisture invites the growth of bacteria and yeast. Plus she's surely dripping water all over the house!
At what point in the relationship should I reveal my foreskin-restoring device?
Me and Femanon when I take her on a trip to Rome and we've stopped at the 10th set of armor and I go on another lecture where I explain the entire historical context
I need sex this is ridiculous. My huge dick is screaming for a wet pussy.
>>34885487Because you're fishing for pussy on a forum mostly for men>>34885492Who the fuck knows, legit autists are arare as fuck and probably not around here. The "spergs" here are just socially awkward kids who got slapped with an ADHD tier meme diagnosis. >>34885495If she has that grippy, you won't need it anymore.
>>34885502I'd kiss her cheek
>>34885492yes
>>34885502That sounds great actually
>>34885494>lingering moisture How fat are you that you don't just air dry in 20 minutes? The towel is the thing that's going to get gross from lingering moisture if you ball it up and leave it on the floor for several days not a human body that gets washed every day or every other day.
It's very frustrating to have the entire tech industry collapse before I was able to really make it. 2 years ago I was on track for a pretty okay career, and now because I didn't find a gf/wife before now, I'll never get one because before I was going to be able to provide for a family but now that doesn't really seem to be the case anymore, so even if I found a girl who liked me, she'd never want to actually be in a long term relationship with me.
>>34885403No
>>34885504>fishing for pussygross
>>34885513NTA, I prefer medium-small boobs, and I still like cowgirl because it's hot to watch them bounce.
>>34885512Two more years until robowaifus.
>>34885512Do you have brain damage or something? Why the fuck are you trying to apply subsistence farmer survival strategy to a modern relationship?Are you indian?
>>34885524Worse, he's autistic
>>34885524no he has a pointwomen fuck for the economics of it, always have, and more so today than ever.being worker-class and getting rugpulled by industry switches is exactly what makes a man a poor impoverished loser who doesn't get a chance to get anyone pregnant, and even if he did, she'd abort it anyway because of the *economics* of raising the kid
>>34885524NTA but how is the female dating strategy called? We can agree that it has nothing in common with subsistence farmer things.
>>34885527Sperg copeTrad marriage was required because it was impossible to survive as a single person household, so marrying wasa prerequisite for moving out from your parents multi-generational household and founding your own.This has been rendered obsolete by the invention of electrical household appliances and the advent of people working in jobs that don't consist of tilling the soil to grow what you eat yourself.I mean you're free to get one of the women who gold dig today, just don't be surprised and odn't complain if she isn't actually into you and Alpha fucks Beta Bux applies in this case.>>34885528I have no clue of incel theory. The female dating strategy outside of delusional spergings is "find a hot guy who makes you feel good and knows how to fuck". Just ask the women in this very thread, thats why it exists.
>>34885531>Just ask the women in this very thread, thats why it exists.Or I could ask you and we could keep discussing Incel Tears, since that's your preferred topic. You are obsessed with incels, autists, spergs, virgins and so forth. You are mentally ill.
>This has been rendered obsolete by the invention of electrical household appliances and the advent of people working in jobs that don't consist of tilling the soil to grow what you eat yourself.iam so smart, women, please let me put my needy penis in your wet vagina! look at me, iam such an ally, iknow all of your history of oppression and how we oppressed you, we, the men; please give me pussy promptly!
I want to sing
>>34885536Who is we?
>>34885531>find a hot guy who makes you feel good and knows how to fuckEssentially yeah. Making the big bucks BEFORE you have a committed partner is a great way to get someone who doesn't actually love you.
>women's dating goals are obsolete... but......... theya re leg ood!
>>34885533>You are obsessed with incels, autists, spergs, virgins and so forth. I'm fucking annoyed by having fallen for these dumb assholes and wasting time for falling for their crabs in a bucket memes , despairing and thinking about killing myself for years, believing taht I need to be this and that just to get laid or that my only option would be as a beta provider who pays for a woman who resents him. Well, turns out all I was missing was>talk to women>get laidYou bet I'm fucking pissed. I wasted so much time and suffering by actually believing the garbage that incels shart out, and I feel for the poor fucks who don't get out and end up wasting their whole lives. I'd send all of you freaks to extermination camps if I could.
>>34885544>I'm fucking annoyed by having fallen>memes , despairing>garbage that incels shart>believing taht I>just to get laid>and end up wasting>I'd send all of you freaksLeast angry incel. The most articulate incel.
I'm a freak and I need to be sent to an extermination camp
All the leaves are brooooown And the skyy is greeeeyI've been for a waaaalkOn a winteeers dayyyCalifornia dreamin' on such a winter daaayyyy
My sweet incels, when are you going to get laid? Are you getting laid? Why don't you just talk to women, like me, and get laid (like me)? It doesn't take muh to get laid. If you don't get laid, you should be sent to extermination camps. I'm angry by the fact that only just now I've started getting laid. I'm actually fuming. I could've gotten laid a long time ago by just talking to women and just having sex with them , believing taht (sic) I needed to be this and that , memes (sic) just to get laid was teh (sic) biggest mistake of my lief (sic).State gender. Are you on psychiatric medication at the current moment in time?
>>34885550>Are you on psychiatric medication at the current moment in time?MYeah alcohol
>>34885550I'm a monk
>>34885553And yes I'm on clozapine and aripiprazole
>>34885542What? As if men give a fuck how much money you make. Men just want an average weight gf who isn't too ugly and is friendly. That's literally it, you retard.
>>34885531>after 100000 years of evolution women suddenly abandon attaching their pussy to their provideryuh
I should be sleeping but there's a cool and badass thunderstorm
>>34885557>a temporary 1950s meme is 10.000 years of evolutionGreat joke. A wopman being "provided for" is a meme purely from that time. Before that, man and woman had to funciton in their respective roles or their household would be toast. Show me the 16th century peasant woman who just farts around at home and lets her man do all the work lol
I have an exam rn I'm so scared
>>34885567Pussy inspection.
I LOVE DRINKING
>>34885560>stayed up too late last night looking for porn>so tired this morning that I don't even want to shower or fix my nailsJust sleep. It's not worth it to stay up late.
I ran today and my knee didn't break. #win
Chat, should I ask out the cute Ukrainian janitor at work?
>>34885561show me the 16th century peasant woman who fucked beggars lmao
Women, are you nice to men you arent interested in? Or only if you consider them fuckable to prevent any misunderstandings?
Why is it that when I go to a bar where minors aren’t allowed, and I find out that the girl talking to me was underaged. I’m the one who has to leave the area in fear for my life?
>>34885595In reality the poor terrified pedophile is under the control of the scheming children. For they know they can ruin his life with one simple word.
>>34885595two wrongs don't make a right. I mean, are you seriously implying it should be okay for you to hit on minors just because they sneak into a bar?>its okay officer she snuck into the bar
inb4 the "it's not my fault the underage girl was the most interesting person there"
>>34885595Feminism's mission is to protect and reinforce the sexual autonomy of women and girls. Whether or not ethics do or should play a part in that is very unimportant compared to the mission.
>>34885601this reminds me a lot of the rhetoric of that young male group in india that wants protection for rape and pedophilia
The fade
>>34885602And a certain indian anon in this thread would also like to date the youngest possible asian women in Brisbane, what else is new?
>>34885597>>34885598>>34885601>>34885602Are you guys fucking retarded?!It’s obvious that in a healthy world you’d just tell the bouncer that they’re serving underaged people and the teenagers would get kicked out. It’s not my job to ask for the IDs of everyone who approach me in a crowded bar.>Bro this girl came up to me at my table at the bar.>We were having a nice conversation>Then hers friends came up and pulled her hand>they told me she was underage>Now I had to leave the bar for my safetyAnd the only thing people would ever remember from a conversation like this, is>I was talking to a minor
What are the chances of a guy meeting a woman and fucking her either on the plane or in the airport bathroom afterwards?What if the guys is exceptionally short but handsome?
>>34885482She has a bf and we both know she's lying.
>>34885556That advice was for men dumbass.
be honest, would ya all have a trad marriage if you could? I mean get married at 21,22, lose your virginity to some normal guy/girl across the street, pop a bunch of kids, man provides for the family, woman cooks n cleans. why or why not
If i match with a girl and she start telling me that she can travel the world just to fuck me, tell me to add her on IG right away, I say let’s talk first.She say she aint here to talk, so she send me a foreign number, an IG and a telegram. I checl her IG and it’s 2 days old. Should I just delete her?
>>34885614MFuck no. Picket fence life isn't for me.
>>34885616but these marriages have the highest survival rate. your grand or great parents probably remained married for 50+ years right why is that?
>>34885614FAbsolutely not. Me at 21-22 would not have made choices that current me was happy with and I don't think I should be nor do I want to be a parent. If I had attempted that kind of life I guarantee I'd be divorced right now. Don't really mind the idea of not working in exchange for taking on the lion's share of the chores but not having my own money makes me too nervous to ever do it.
>>34885621Be ause they were afraid to be shunned if they ever left one another
>>34885136 M, 25, shorter so someone actually reads it; still a virgin, been waiting for "the right girl". do chaste women actually desire a man being a virgin or should i start "gaining experience" dating chicks i don't see a future with and doing hookups.
>>34885621I'm not getting married
"I'm saving myself" bro ain't nobody waiting for your ass
>>34885136>>34885627religious girls are the answer. keep in mind you will need to accept these women will be plain and likely not that attractive and dont go to the gym or take care of themselvesi also dont think most women care about a mans virginity. maybe some do but for most women they dont give a fuck as long as they're attracted to you
how many of you suffer from having really high standards? what's the cure for this?. my dad used to tell me as a guy you need to learn to like what you get, how do you do that. how do you make peace with your ranking in the pecking order, if that makes sense
>>34885638Your dad is retarded
>>34885632Don't all women care about a man's performance in bed regardless?
>>34885630I will not have meaningless sex.
>>34885638Can you give examples of your high standards
>>34885641
>>34885641Give it meaning
Is it over for me if I'm 21?
>>34884490I see, rest assured not everybody is as much of an asshole as >>34884494 is.>>34884462Do you have a job?I'm just asking, because the fantasy/ideal you described sounds like you'd be... a human equivalent of my homestead sheep. lolWould you also want to be commanded and directed during sex?
>>34885653Yeah, you're too old for me now. Twenty is ideal, twenty-one is elderly.
>>34885670Gay
>>34885672Go legally drink, old man.
If you were american, that you and your parents had been paying private health insssurance all your lifes. One day, your mom get cancer. It’s terminal. You just want a place where she could be taken care of until the end. get some morphin to heal her pain. The insurance deny the coverage as it dennies over 90% of claims. Your mom dies in horrible suffering. Would you kill the ceo?
You can have an incredibly hot, physically 10/10 lover/spouse who will never dump you, but they will treat you like absolute shit and that will never change. Deal or no deal?
>>34885678i'm in bro. 10/10 stacy even if she treats me like shit, hell yea. im sure i can change her later
>>34885677No, I'm a good goy
>>34885678>>34885677smartest atoga moid questions goddddd get some new material so borringgg
>>34885678But can I fuck on a regular basis?
>>34885678F. Fuck no. No guarantee of anything but eye candy and abuse is awful.
when was the last time you cried?
when was the last time you overshared?
>>34885678Sounds like just another BPDemon or ultra avoidant?I don't think I want to do that again.
>>34885684This is the most important question. A 10/10 bitch I can fuck is the dream. It's not like women don't already treat non-Chads like shit, so I doubt I'd notice much of a difference.>>34885687It's way worse being alone than being in an abusive relationship.
>>34885678MNo deal that sounds like a miserable experience
>>34885688Yesterday.
would ya'all rather have a gay son or a whore daughter
>>34885688When I was a kid. I’m fairy dead inside now
>>34885695I wouldn't want any kids, but I assume a gay son is less likely to fuck his life up?
>>34885691you are a weird person
>>34885688Like 5mins ago
>>34885691You’d notice the difference if you lived with her. A normal woman who’s a bitch toward you, allows you the possibility to just go away and leave the conversation. A gf wouldn’t.
>>34885681If I was inside your house naked with my large erection what would you do
can atoga name one woman who isn't actually a miserable bag?
I went on my not-date with a friend. She seemed interested in the conversation, she's good at talkingI asked her out next time for a proper date but she said "Ill think about it" so thats 99% chance a no.shame really
>>34885714NTA.
>>34885688i cried in public 2 days ago i was sitting alone. this girl maybe in her 30s saw me i didn't even notice at first, i could tell she wanted to say something but didn't and just left me alone
>>34885721Yeah baby choke that shit down
>>34885722Faggot
>>34885718no cuz you can only name namefags
>>34885714shoot you in self defense with my shotgun.
>>34885678i'd rather die
>>34885723I wish you guys were intimidated by my anonymous shitposts of food-based sexual violence.
>>34885718My sister
>>34885731Delulu.
Are nerfs sword good for larp fights?
>>34885729I can shoot too haha iykwim
Just pulled my wisdom tooth
>>34885739By yourself?
>>34885718My girlfriend
>>34885739So now you're even more stupid?
>>34885718Me.
What's worse as a whiteoid moid, being a virgin or being a non-virgin because you've only managed to score with brownoids?
>>34885748Hey
>>34885752Hi.
>>34885750Being a virgin. The entire reason Latinas exist is because we like brown women
>>34885755What if its desi girls instead of latinas?
is there any scientific reason that when i sleep terribly i wake up really turned on?
>>34885758Desi girls are pretty hot imo
>>34885748>JH>not miserable
>>34885750Stop being inside your retard bubble.
>>34885762I have moments of frustration with work, hormonal mood swings, that sort of thing. But I don't feel miserable.
>>34885750the 2nd
>>34885759Apparently, men have cyclical erections during sleep that coincide with other changes in sleep patterns like REM sleep. The same way REM can be interrupted, I guess the erection cycle can, too.
>>34885782sorry no, no weiner here. i know guys get morning wood, but im a clam and i usually dont feel horny in the morning that much
>>34885678Had this, it was hell. By the end I didn’t even want to fuck her
>>3488558216th century beggar women and women who are unhappy in their arranged marriage did that. I have no idea why tradfags conflate marriage with whom you are fucking, these were often not the same people for both genders as an economic arranged marraige has nothing to do with attraction. Even today, conservatives who are in a controlled environment like a village have cheating rates off the charts.
>>34885791Oh. Hormones are weird, maybe it's a change in what you're doing or eating before bed.
>>34885607In a healthy world, snitches get stitches.Also , an 18 year old and up ( who are still not allowed to under mutt Sharia) are not pedo material. Pedoes are specifically attracted to children who have underdeveloped sexual organs, meaning the hard cutoff for pedoes sits somewhere around 14-16 depending on the kid in question.
Women, what is the issue with the male gaze?
>>34885614>being a plantation slave is the best job because almost no one ever quits and most people do it until they die Tradfags should try to be honest for once and take into account that those people will get shunned and ostracized by their trad communities if they ever commit the unimagineable crime of breaking up a relationship.
any femanons willing to rate my face? no fluff, realistic rating
>>34885811tell us how it goes
>>34885811Good luck
>>34885814gl anonYou never know you might shoot your shot and hit nothing but net
>>34885814do it. if she rejects you, make sure to hit her up with "you're ugly anyway" it works everytime
>>34885815sure
>>34885811Do it faggot
>Virgin Strangers to Married LoversThis is an ASMR tag I have never seen before, but the audio was kind of funny in that regard.
Why do others reduce your efforts as if there was no progress made if failure is encountered?
What was the last thing you liked and followed only for it to be ruined by the creator/author? State gender!
>>34885807It comes from ugly men and forces women to acknowledge their existence. That is their nightmare, to acknowledge the tax cattle.
>>34885843F. Harry Potter.
>>34885843Mthe last of us. part 1 of that game was one of the best stories ever. part 2 was absolute garbage
>>34885850I've been told it's something I should watch, but not to watch the actual show just the game. Is that accurate?
>>34885846>t.roon
>>34885473I can tell this is from a japanese porno because only they have such exquisite taste in white women for some reason.
>>34885843Mi really liked chainsaw man back in the day. Shame what an absolute brian herbert-tier hack job it ended up being.
>>34885853It's the fact I can't talk about HP without this sort of shit coming up that I hate it now. Why couldn't she just shut up so I can geek about magic bullshit in public?
>>34885843first thing that comes to mind is GTAi dont think 6 will deliver
>>34885852yep. you should 100% play part of the game, it's one of the best stories ever. the show is mid, some people like it some don't, i personally wasn't a big fan of it. season 2 was trash as well
>>34883462Do tell.
>>34885862She isn't the one being weird about it
>>34885843MHomestuck lolI just couldn’t be bothered to follow it past the point where the main characters got sidelined a second time for a new cast of clones and a clone of the antagonist
>>34885869I can't play most games, but I'd watch someone play it.
>>34885872nta but I agree with Rowling and even I think she was beating a dead horse about it in a fairly weird way
>>34885862>Why couldn't she just shut up so I can geek about magic bullshit in public?You can still do that
>>34885872Her saying a bunch of shit after the fact is her being weird about it. I can ignore her craziness and retcons and still enjoy the original stuff, but everything with her and people who can't ignore her is so loud that I can't enjoy it in the same way as I used to.
>>34885850An old friend of mine whose favorite games are Majora’s Mask and Mother 3 despite never beating either of them said that TLOU2 is a “masterpiece”
>>34885880No, I can't. You saw the first fucking response to me mentioning HP here. Nobody cares about which school you're in or what your wand would be made out of, they want to talk about identity politics and stupid shit that has nothing to do with fucking wizards.
>>34885861Sounds like you just didn’t get it, but you’re probably one of the gooner losers
>>34885843FZero Escape games. ZTD was absolute trash.
>>34885888most tlou2 lovers are far left people. i've nothing against a lesbian lead but the story was just awful. i cannot believe they thought it was a good idea to let us play as the daughter of some random npc we kill in part 1
>>34885868i agree. the dialogue in gta 6 falls flat. the writing in other gta's was so good. also what's wrong with jason? his voicer actor is TERRIBLE. and he seems to have 0 personality
>>34885903nta but I reckon no game can actually be good if its in development for so long. they focus on making these massive worlds with fuck all in them. and if a game is in development so long its because it lacked vision
>>34885901Ironically, the guy is a fat Mexican chud whose white girlfriend’s parents kicked him out of their house after he sperged out and called them libtards to their face. Huge Shane Gillis fan too
>date with a girl>find a porn actress that kinda looks like her>fapanyone else do this?
>>34885907yeah the map looks bland afthey couldve done something interesting like san andreas with 3 big cities instead of one huge one
>>34885862It's funny how >>34885853 proved your point perfectly.
>>34885911It would be funny if it weren't so sad. HP was genuinely fun and only a little bit cringe.
>>34885889I feel like that's just the vocal minority tho. Most people aren't like that and they dont follow or care about what that crazy woman is yapping about on twitter . In my experience the worst thing that's ever happened when I mentioned I liked it is people called me cringe.
>>34885911t.ranny
>>34885843MStar wars
>>34885897ZTD is one of the maybe a dozen games I gave back in my nearly two decades on Steam.That was so utterly abysmal from a technical standpoint, I couldn't be assed to even see the supposedly shitty story.
>>34885909More like dating women made me realize certain things I find hot, so I look for that in my masturbation material.
>>34885927I like when theyre cute and petiteunfortunately most porn actresses are tall and not cute
>>34885893>you just le didnt get itgive it a rest man, the shit is dead and gone and even the author doesnt talk about it at all anymore
>>34885916I'm too anxious about it. The last HP thing I did was go to a dinner show right before COVID and everything was great. Now I can't imagine engaging in any of this shit except online. But maybe that's exactly why it feels so saturated with bullshit now.
>>34885931>nooooo I needed Denji to resurrect Makima and have a hecking sexy sex fucking threeway with her and Yoru
>>34885930>most porn actresses are tallNo.
>>34885911Rowling has a right to whatever opinion she wantsFurthermore, everyone didn't have to go apeshit over a creator having a different opinion than their ownI know for a fact 99% of hollywood are bleeding heart libsIs that gonna stop me from watching movies? No
>>34885938well they're certainly not petite, and if they arent petite theyre too tall
>>34885862I have the same race, complexion and birthday as Harry (although I’m fifteen years younger than him), and I have a chicken pox scar on my forehead. :o)I wore glasses as a kid too, so I got called Harry Potter pretty often.
>>34885939I genuinely could not care less about Harry Potter or your opinion on it.
>>34885937>if i make up more strawmen to keep deflecting, its easy to cope just sad
>>34885939Her saying that wizards shit their pants for hundreds of years or that XYZ was actually ABC race or orientation is stupid as fuck and she should've been gagged the moment she was done with her lucky streak of penning a good setting. Her political beliefs are unrelated to HP, but totally related to that aforementioned annoying tendency to say too much.
>>34885952Wizards shitting their pants isn't the reason you can't have a calm conversation about HP>>34885947I don't care about Harry Potter or Rowling eitherI just think the reaction has been fucking insane
are there any older femanons here?
>>34885956>I just thinkStop talking to me.
>>34885827u actually a femanon right? i hope ur not some 40 yr old creep
>>34885942>well they're certainly not petite, and if they arent petite theyre too tallA lot of them are. It just doesn't look like it because most guys in porn are short and thin too. Porn is like 90% optical illusions.
>>34885962yeah well that sucksthey should pair gigantic 2meter tall men with petite women instead
>>34885956You missed my point. She will publicly say shit related or unrelated to HP, and the issue is that she is so inextricably linked to the franchise that it's impossible to discuss it now. If it wasn't one aspect of political shit, she'd have started a stink over something else just as unrelated but divisive.
>>34885933I feel like if you went to an in person thing that would be better because it would only have the people that actually enjoy HP. But idk I've never been the kinda person to deeply engage with the communities of the stuff I like.
I wish I was excited for that new Harry Potter show. I saw a screencap of it, saw that it has that same terrible muted lighting and color grading that the industry inexplicably thinks looks good now and immediately lost all interest
who here plays cs2? state ur gender and premier raitng/faceit level !
>>34885965>they should pair gigantic 2meter tall men with petite women insteadVery pedophile-coded of you.
>>34885975never have i ever played any athletic games, but first person are kinda clutvh
>>34885977men have preferred shorter women for all of human history
>>34885924I pirated it and I still felt like I was robbed. Uchikoshi should've paid me for wasting my time on that dumpster fire. At least the puzzles were fun, I guess.
>>34885975Can you explain to me why silly zoomers play that game in 4:3 but stretch it to 16:9
>>34885977Is my relationship with an adult who’s under 5’ tall pedo coded because I’m nearly 6’?
>>34885984so 4:3 gives you an advantage because the character models look bigger so it's easier to aim and shoot
>>34885989If that’s the case, wouldn’t playing the game on a bigger monitor help more without sacrificing any peripheral vision?
>>34885991bigger monitor would probably make the character models even smaller. And it would be harder to look at the HUD because everything is so far apart. most pros use 24" monitors
>>34885978>athletic games, but first person are kinda clutvhwhat does this even mean?
>>34885996Anon attempted to say in English that they haven’t played any e-sports video games but that they find the skill expression in FPS to be rather impressive
Coffee and a ripe banana always evacuates my bowels harder than any pharmaceutical laxative
>>34885994Why not just play in normal 4:3? I play modern FPS games in 4:3 for kicks sometimes and find the aspect ratio a lot more readable than widescreen sometimes.
are there women who exist still that don't have weird dietary restrictions? I swear every woman I know is vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, muslim, or some combination of those.
I just had an orgasm
>>34886014Gah DAMN
>>34886014Me too twinsies
>>34886017gah duh!!! >>34886019cool
>>34886010Yeah but I'm fat and should probably be on a low fat diet.
>>34886023Obvious false flag but funny
>>34886023Yeah but that's different, it's not like the other dietary restriction women aren't fat most of the time somehow regardless of that.
>>34886008have you played cs2? if u use 4:3 stretched it makes the enemies look bigger, that is the main advantage. also most tier 1 professionals use it so the player base follows as well>>34885999ohhh
>>34886014Was it a good one
>>34886014sex or jerking off
>she actually repliednow to wait a mandatory 15 minutes as to appear not too desperate
>>34886026>>34886025In our current times it's all fad dieting.
>>34886027>have you played cs2?I have, but I honestly think it’s a placebo effect from emulating top players who originally did this because their graphics cards weren’t strong enough to get very high framerates at common widescreen resolutions in CS:S or the early days of CS:GO
Told da waitress ion drink liquor I drink lean ayy
i've come across this 4chan post a million times and it has to be the most depressing and blackpilling thing ever. what do ya all think? i believe it's very accurate honestly
Opposite genders with dietary restrictions are a red flag.State Gender, thoughts?
>>34886037ur right and i believe that too. i remember back in the day when csgo first came out most pros used black bars and i along with most cs players did as well thinking it gives an advantage
>>34886032Text back now nigga, fuck it triple text. Life is too short to intentionally take longer to reply than you want.>>34886038>waitress comes out with the sizzurp and cracks the seal like a sommelier
>>34886028mid>>34886029jerking off
>>34886039
>>34886039its retarded
I haven’t fapped for two days because I want to be more religious
>>34886052Is it working?
>>34886048yeah i texted but i waited 15 mins. if she replies fast ill reply fast too now though. buti thinkshes sleeping
>>34886052It won't give you superpowers unless you think not being a weirdo is one.
>>34886050>>34886051not a bait guys. i believe this is true. i am sure if there was a cure to neurodivergence inceldom and other issues would be cured overnight. being NORMAL is the key
>>34886057
>>34886052I think you should try practicing the other parts of the religion as well maybe
>>34886000Same
>>34886039Luck always plays a role, but discipline and regular exercise are also crucial. A little bit of cardio may seem like a small effort, but do it every day for years, and the difference between you and those who didn't will be clear.The same applies to social interaction, most of those who are good at it have simply accumulated small bits of experience every day for thousands of days. Sure, often people don't even perceive it as effort, it's a relatively easy activity if you simply spread the effort out over a long period of time and stay consistent. But it still becomes a huge amount of effort in the end, you can't just dismiss it as drifting with the flow.
State genderWhat was growing up in your family like?
>>34886045It's funny how much stuff like that can actually help.I wish I was good enough at CS to hang in CS2, but it's beyond me. I wish the arena shooter hadn't kinda died.
I think I love womensad isnt it
>>34886057>incelAlso, incels don't exist. Celibacy, by definition, is a choice. You can be an involuntary virgin, but you can't be involuntary celibate.
I need to stop people pleasing
>>34886083MPretty fucking bad but it did make me who I am today
Let’s say you are single and want a relationship. What is the healthier or better mentality to have? 1) “I want a partner and I will work to become the person that aligns with the kind of woman I want, and I will work toward finding them,” Or 2) “I may never find the right person and I am going to build a life I am happy with regardless.”
Mewing is hard
>>34886083Financially tolerable, emotionally miserable.
>>34886083>What was growing up in your family like?Awful. I spent just as many nights sleeping outside, in other people's backyards, in the park, or anywhere else just to avoid being at home.
>>34886095The second one, probably
>>34886083MPretty stressful and traumatic.My aunt molested me at Christmas in 1999 and I didn't tell anybody until 2019.My younger brother is severely intellectually disabled and he couldn't help it, but he made my family's life hell until he was about 18. He's a year younger than me.The strain of raising him made my parent's marriage fall apart when I was about seven. My mom cheated on my dad, and she had a nervous breakdown one night and packed a suitcase to leave him. I asked her where she was going and she angrily told me she was going to dinner. She quietly took my sister and left, and I didn't see her for weeks because my dad had no idea where she was.We moved back to their hometown, and my mom remarried to the other man. My dad got set up with a woman from his stepmom's church, and she and her kids proceeded to abuse us for the next seven years.My dad passed on the responsibility of caring for my brother to his new wife, and she passed it onto me, starting when I was about ten years old.I could keep typing but would rather not.I'm going to finally go to therapy about this shit soon.
soulhttps://youtu.be/VyHV0BRtdxosoullesshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=SJVmeJaS44spost your gender and your thoughts on the Harry Potter reboot
>>34886103That's rough, buddy
>>34886095I think it's wise to keep both of those things in mind, honestly.
>>34886106I don’t fuck with Harry Potter and never have
>>34886103Damn man. I hope you block your parents and your disabled brother. Hope you also heal and never contact them again.
>>34886106MI liked the memes
I don't feel an urge to rape, am I low test?
>>34886107My friends growing up often made fun of me for being an emo kid or "acting like an old man" lol.
>>34886110This'll sound crazy given what I wrote there, but we've all made amends. We've had all the unpleasant conversations, and they've sincerely apologized to me for what I went through.All I can really do is not repeat their mistakes. Shouldn't be too hard, I mean holy shit...
Say what you want about Jordan B Peterson but his point about a harmless man not necessarily being a good man was very poignant.
>>34886106MI liked harry potter growing up, I was the perfect age to grow up with the characters, the books and the movies. I've never felt a desire to go to the Harry Potter Universal park. I last watched the movies two years ago, the first time in probably 6 years. The fandom is weird. The fandom only got weirder when they decided Rowling's innocuous statements about trans sex offenders in women's prisons and erasing words like "mother" for "birthing person" were trans genocide. I went to a HP thing at uni and told someone I got placed in Slytherin on the personality quiz and I might as well have told them I was a nazi. Peter Pan Syndrome freaks.I'll probably check out the show in its later seasons because my favorite book, The Half-blood Prince, has the worst movie and I'd like to see it improved on.
Would you rather have your penis stock inside a glass bottle or a glass bottle stock inside your vagina?
>>34886123This is a shit would you rather just cause of the premise
>>34886121Slytherin: Based and redpilledHufflepuff: Based, but bluepilled.Ravenclaw: Cringe, but redpilled.Gryffindor: Cringe and bluepilled.
>>34886083MOkay I guessMy mom has spent my entire life resenting my dad and her cold cuntiness has basically made it impossible for me to believe women can love men
>>34886106MMy mom forbid us from reading the books or watching the movies so I didn't really careI watched the first movie last year. Wasn't anything to be bothered byBut the reboot looks dumb
>GenderWould you rather have to masturbate one random stranger per day or have to be masturbated by a random stranger everyday? It’s in public too
>>34886106MDoesn't look half bad. Wish it looked a bit more colorful and had less CGI. Wish the trailer didn't have that annoying, bland blockbuster trailer music blaring over it.I haven't been hip to any outrage discourse about this, but I suspect some people are pretty vocally unhappy about the casting choices for Hermione and Snape here.Snape's casting is a particularly strange choice in my eyes since I remember him being described as a pale man, and the books had illustrations of him as a white man with a goatee.Hermione's casting is less egregious but still strange. I definitely remember reading her as a mousy white girl.>>34886121>my favorite book, The Half-blood Prince, has the worst movie and I'd like to see it improved on.That was my favorite too.
>>34886132MThe latter. I’d save so much time not having to jerk myself off
>>34886083MViolent and rapey into a slow, cold isolation back to violent and rapey
>>34886132Random suggests it could be a man. I'd just off myself.
>>34886130Even at the time that satanic panic was going on, when I was a little kid, I found it really funny that some of the same kids who weren't allowed to engage with Harry Potter were allowed to watch and play YuGiOh.
>>34886130I know a lot of girls in their early 20's reading HP for the first time because they had repressive Christian upbringings and now the culture has shifted to the point where the rightwing christian moms being the main enemy of Harry Potter to being the majority of the fandom. It's a fascinating case study.
>>34886106Fmental illness abounds
>>34886106What do anons think about JK Rowling underskirt shots of a trans woman without their consent? Regardless of whether transwomen are men or not, which they are, how has she evaded legal responsibility?
>>34886147>billionaire>legally responsible
>>34886146lol>ey boss, how should we deal with this guy?
>>34886147I think she went full retard and probably should have stopped using Twitter ten years ago.
>>34886152Bill Watterson got it right, to the point that a lot of people think he's dead
>>34886146Bitches be like "no ethical consumption under capitalism", buy dozens of shein pieces created by child slaves in malaysia but draw the line at one extra weird transphobe.
>>34886156My GOAT...
>>34886083M, not great but not the worst. Father was physically abusive to me n my brother and my mom. Lost our home in 2008, couch surfed with family for a bit before moving into a one bedroom apartment. He had hoarding tendencies so place was a mess. My mom is great but my father was always a weak and emotional man throwing tantrums and blowing up at my mom. I also always referred to him by his first name, never called him dad or anything like that. My mom obviously hated him too which didn't help. I did spend a lot of time with cousins from my mom's side so I was lucky in that way
>>34886143I somehow didn't get into any Jap stuffI don't think my mom forbade it like Harry Potter though>>34886145Idk i haven't heard of thatWhat i do know is there was a lot of overlap with that group that were huge fans of twilight
>>34886143To be fair yugioh went out of its way to remove all religious iconography from its western releases. They were acutely aware that they needed to avoid satanic panic
>>34886150https://youtu.be/MKNkEj4Q5R4
>>34886177Isn't the unicursal hexagram still on one of the earliest cards that was released here?They didn't censor the show being about ancient Egyptian magicians, either. I remember asking a mom at my church why her kids could play ygo but not read harry potter and her answer, I shit you not, was something to the effect of "egypt is in the bible so it's cool"
AHHHH HELP ME GAY BATMAN, I MUST COOOOOM
>Gender>Do you always use protection when giving/receiving oral?
>>34886186>protection when giving/receiving oralDumbest shit I have ever heard.M
>>34886186yeah i wrap my tongue in a plastic bag before i go down on anyone(actually, throat cancer is linked to oral sex)
>>34886182I can’t explain away the hexagram but Egyptian mythology is basically ethnic flavored Narnia to Gen X and boomers of the time>egypt is in the bible so it’s coolYeah pretty much
>>34886186MI've never used protection during oral, receiving or giving. I haven't had enough sexual partners to really worry about that.
>>34886186I won't need protection because my foid will be free of STDs.
Do you guys know how to download images from Google Maps? I like the pictures of this Carmelite Monastery in Pennsylvania.https://maps.app.goo.gl/VZZELeFqtt1Kh1XN6
>>34886186When rimming I sometimes do.
My mother is extremely mean about every choice I make that she disagrees with. She needs help with everything and is extremely judgmental. My older brothers have already left her/cut contact, now it’s just my sister and I. I do all the house work, visits, etc to help my dad. She still is angry I moved out at all despite the fact that I visit her nearly every weekend. I don’t want to go no contact. I want to help her. But she does not listen when I tell her not to speak to me that way and I worry she will do the same to my girlfriend, just as she did to her other daughter in laws.What do I do in this situation?
>>34886118People usually mock him for stating the obvious, not for being wrong
>>34886200
You know, that I think about it, monastic life would be perfect for NEETs. Monks are the OG NEET shut-ins.
>>34886219I don't think a NEET could do most of what monks do or did tbqhwy senpai
>>34886219Monks actually have discipline and achieve things, some studied philosophy and expanded upon it, some copied whole ass bibles multiple times, one discovered heritability traits studying plants or something like that.Neets don't have the discipline to do any of that.
I'm basically a monk when you really think about it
Women, do your boobs feel nice when they are bouncing up and down during plaps?JH need not apply
>>34886223>>34886222That's literally what NEETs do, especially the autistic ones. And what do you think NEETs that do nothing but play videogames and watch YouTube would be doing if they didn't have videogames and YouTube? They would study and expand philosophy and science, write books, etc.
>>34886227Lol, lmao evenNo youre not basically a monk for watching video essays on YouTube between goon sessions.
>>34886227>They would study and expand philosophy and science, write books, etc.Ntai am a NEET currently and I don't think that's a realistic assumption.
Thinking about anonymous fems (again)
>>34886230Anon is doing a bit but I think most of /x/ sees themselves this way now
>>34886230>>34886232I noticed that neither of you answered the question. You simply said "no". Answer, what do you think they would be doing with all their free time and boredom?
I'm in a very good mood this morning :3
>>34886240 What'd you dream of?
>>34886239Watching DVD, VHS tapes, read physical manga their moms bought for them and jerk off.
>>34886239ntaPlaying video games, building model kits, reading fantasy literature of middling quality, watching Asian cartoons, watching dramatic miniseries and television shows, mooching, masturbating, not bathing regularly etc.
>>34886239>the world didn't exist before 2005
>she deleted me after getting a bfThis happens to every one of my e-gfs. We sext then exchange nudes until she meets someone close to her then it all ends.
>>34886242>>34886245You decided to interpret the phrase "videogames and YouTube" literally instead of its actual connotation of "fruitless entertainment".And as I said before, there are NEETs who do use their free time to do productive hobbies and learn interesting stuff.
>>34886249And you guys also seem to assume that ALL monks were doing highly productive stuff, instead of only a portion of them.
>>34886249>You decided to interpret the phrase "videogames and YouTube" literally instead of its actual connotation of "fruitless entertainment".There's no point in recorded history when humans didn't do things for leisure.
As your president, I will close the atogan border, and remigrate the thread foreigners back to their native boards. Vote for me.
>>34886250>And you guys also seem to assume that ALL monks were doing highly productive stuff, instead of only a portion of them.They all work. What exactly do you think the day to day life of a monk is like?
If you elect me as atoga president, I will put a discord kitten in every home and add IDs to /adv/.
>>34886253Is your headshot on trackaipac Cool Guy Green or Bad Guy Red?
>>34886249Wasting time on fruitless entertainment is inherent to neets. If its not YouTube/Internet then it would be cable TV, if it weren't TV then it would comics and pulp magazines.And watching video essays or going on a Wikipedia rabbit hole is not in any way comparable to what a monk would do.If neets could do great things they already would have.
>>34886251Then why do you assume a NEET can't be a monk or a monk can't be a NEET?>>34886254>They all workNot necessarily. They're either self-employed or supported by charity, and "self-employed" can mean simply growing vegetables in your garden to support yourself while doing no work. Will you say that gardening is a job? Because for many it's a hobby.>What exactly do you think the day to day life of a monk is like?Religious contemplation and worship as well as entertainment and study. NEETs already do the latter; a monk is therefore a religious NEET.
>>34886226:(
>>34886257>not in any way comparable to what a monk would do.Says who? You?>If neets could do great things they already would have.And you think there aren't any of those?
Why dont the femcels just ask out the shy nerdy guy
Why would a girl say she's interested in stuff I invite her to, ask for more information, and then repeatedly ghost/flake? Like she'll even tell me she'll be somewhere (e.g. a university club) unprompted and then not go. BPD?
>>34886263I think it’s called commitment issues
>>34886258>Will you say that gardening is a job? Because for many it's a hobby.Nta you are not very bright.
>>34886186FNah the taste of condoms makes me gag>>34886106I don't even know anything about it I used to be obsessed as a kid but I'm old now and can see the flaws and I now see JK as more of an Umbridge type it's ruined for me.
Girls, what's the hottest dirty talk you've ever heard?
>>34886265If I have a garden in my backyard, am I no longer a NEET?
>>34886258>Not necessarily.Yes, necessarily. Nothing gets done in the monastery if the monks aren't working. Are you retarded?>They're either self-employed or supported by charity, Meaning they work.>Will you say that gardening is a job? It is if you're being paid to garden, yes. Monks are paid to be monks. It's their job.>Religious contemplation and worship as well as entertainment and study.They also clean, cook, make candles, icons, sculptures and rosaries, raise livestock and undertake scholarly efforts like writing scriptural commentaries, biographies of saints and translating scripture.>NEETs already do the latter; a monk is therefore a religious NEET.Okay.
>>34886264What's the correct way to deal with these types of people?
>>34886267Cry about it, tranny
>>34886270>Monks are paidUhh, what happened to the vow of poverty? I thought monasteries still subsisted off donations.
>>34886263No need to diagnose her. She's just a stupid asshole.You wouldn't tell one of your friends to date a stupid asshole, would you?
>>34886270>Yes, necessarily. Nothing gets done in the monastery if the monks aren't working. Are you retarded?If I clean my room, am I working?>Meaning they work.If I have a garden in my backyard, am I working so no longer a NEET?>It is if you're being paid to garden, yes. Monks are paid to be monks. It's their job.Then a NEET also has a job because he gets paid to be a NEET.>They also clean, cook, make candles, icons, sculptures and rosaries, raise livestock and undertake scholarly efforts like writing scriptural commentaries, biographies of saints and translating scripture.A NEET can do that too and still be a NEET. Or will you say you aren't a NEET unless you strictly remain in your room and never do any physical activity whatsoever?>Okay.Yes.
>>34886269Do you know something can be work, a job and a hobby, depending on the circumstances?
>>34885346you are wrong
>>34886262Because they all want to pretend to be the hot girl whom the Chad picks out of everyone else. Except Chad will just pump and dump then get with the actual hot girl.
>>34886273Not even. The whole thing just made me realize how much of an idiot she really is and lose any respect I had for her. Like even if we ignore that it was hurtful it was a STUPID thing to do to double down the way she did and piss off so many people. Bad PR.
>>34886276NTAYou are grating.
>>34886271Move on from them. There's no winning with them.
Rest in peace, George Michael
>>34886277Yes, that's my point.
>>34886281But this is what we le do on le 4chan, amirite.Dude is mentally fourteen years old
>>34886271To not deal with them.
>>34886281You fag think saying "NTA" automatically absolves you from having to defend your point of view. And you're seething ("grating") because you know I'm right.
>>34886280Saying that boys can't be girls is actually not stupid, but scientific fact. Perhaps she's not stupid, but genuinely cares about the fact that crossdressing perverts are making girls uncomfortable and invading their private spaces. And Harry Potter seems exactly as popular as ever regardless.
"Commitment issues" is just a polite way of saying "severely developmentally arrested"
>>34886286>Dude is mentally fourteen years oldProbably just read Nietzsche and Jung for the first time this year. lolI'll just ignore his insane crap.
>>34886288That guy wasn't me; I replied to him making fun of you. You're a mental midget that should have stayed on Reddit.
>>34886268My fiance holding me tight and telling me how much he loves me and wants to make me a mother.
>>34886289Listen this was not the point of the question if you want to argue about trans people take it to a thread that's doing that don't derail this one because you're incapable of staying calm at the thought of trans women. Go jerk off or something.
>>34886286>>34886291>can't defend their opinion>immediately go to personal attacksBoth of you are retards. Wouldn't surprise me if you're one person samefagging.
>>34886295>Listen this was not the point of the questionIncels and poltards don't care.They always must be offended and attention whore their opinion towards others.
>>34886296
>>34886284I remember I was listening to Last Christmas when his death was announced. It was like 3:30 on Christmas day.
>>34886295>Go jerk off or something.
>>34886298You're responding to a person who can't enjoy Harry Potter because JK Rowling won't pretend that men are women.
>>34886300Just ignore the bitch, he's not going to care.
>>34886284Taken much too soon
>>34886300Guess what, ALL of you are (me).
>>34886268I'm trying to think of something but t b h I don't really like dirty talk
>>34886282>>34886287Probably for the best to just let things lie and for her to figure this stuff on her own. She's younger than most girls I hang out with (I'm 25, she's 18 but at the same time a junior in college). I wanted to get her in touch with some of my female friends, but I think it's entirely out of my hands now.
>>34886309Oh whew lad haha, you do not need to be dating any women under 20. Let them be teenagers somewhere far away from you, where you won't have to deal with it.
>>34886280>Like even if we ignore that it was hurtful it was a STUPID thing to do to double down the way she did and piss off so many people. Bad PR.Can you actually name one thing in her "controversial, self-canceling blog post" that was actually wrong?https://www.jkrowling.com/opinions/j-k-rowling-writes-about-her-reasons-for-speaking-out-on-sex-and-gender-issues/
>>34886310>t. envious old hag
>>34886305
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
>>34886309She's below the (half your age plus 7) rule for you of course she's immature, flaky, and dumb in comparison ya creep.
>>34886313I'm a 30-something man dating a 21 year old brutherTeenagers are annoying and too immature to date imo, hot take
>>34886310>Let them be teenagers somewhere far away from you, where you won't have to deal with it.Yeah, like with me, who's even older. :3
>>34886312I lmao about how there's more Harry Potter than ever after her "cancellation". The fact that fewer and fewer people give a shit about trannies every day is probably why they're lashing out so violently. But the tranny fad is basically over at this point so hopefully we don't have too many more tranny mass shootings left.
>>34886303No, they can't enjoy Harry Potter because, the moment you bring it up online, people like you make it about the author and her opinions rather than the actual franchise.
>>34886318They're never going to mature if they're always infantilized.>21 year oldFrom 18 to 21, wow what a difference.
>>34886316>>34886318I'm just jumping in. When I was 20 I loved this girl who was 16, and I never asked her out or anything because I knew how people would look at it, even though my intentions were nothing but good. I just thought she was an awesome person who I loved being around and I could see myself marrying her. Anyway, she wound up marrying another guy when she was 19, because she was extremely mature, and every once in a while I think about her and wish I had just asked her on a date when I had the chance.
>>34886320>picAnd then people think there's an elaborate reason that Israel killed Charlie Kirk when Occam's Razor tells you that a trannyfucker wanted to impress his troon "girl"friend by sniping a guy who doesn't support transgenderism in public
>>34886315Even if the friend in question is taken, yeah.
>>34886321The first person to bring up her opinions in this thread was the tranny/tranny-sympathizer
Guys can we talk about literally anything other than the stupid trans women debate or men in their 30s dating teenagers? Men what's your go to home cooked meal to impress a girl you brought home? Virgins can say what they would make too
>>34886323>From 18 to 21, wow what a difference.Fresh out of high school or still in high school vs. second or third year of college or wageslavery is a pretty noticeable difference, yes.
>>34886325Yes and I have no patience for that. There should've been a full court press to crush the left, but instead we've got a bunch of brainrotted right-wingers who think Israel is the reason it rained on their birthday.
>>3488632420 to 16 is definitely less of a difference, but I think you ultimately made the right choice.
>>34886324My first boyfriend had a friend who actually went for it (the teenage girl) and the entire friend group mocked him mercilessly for years over it. I think they got married and had a kid though. Idk if they're still together 15 years later though.
>>34886318>teenager>21 year oldThe definition of "teen" is literally someone in their teens, aka at an age that starts with "1".
>>34886333>but I think you ultimately made the right choice.nta but I don't really think you can make that callNot dating a 16-year-old at 20 is correct, but not asking her out when she's 18 and you're 22 is a different story.
>>34886335Shes was only 101teen!
>>34886330No, sorry, we have to talk about Charlie Kirk now for some god damn reason.Buttermilk fried chicken is probably my best dish. I learned the recipe from a random woman I'd never met before who approached me at the deli counter I was working, apparently desperate to tell anyone who would listen about this really good fried chicken recipe she just tried.I'd serve it with some sort of potato (mashed, roasted or fried) and a green vegetable (probably slaw, maybe some broccoli or green beans). Nothing incredible, but very tasty.
>>34886333I'm glad you think so. It's the biggest regret of my life. I've never felt for anyone the way I felt for her, and it's now been a decade.>>34886334I think the people who knew us would've known that my intentions were good, and that she's not some dumb child but one of the smartest and most mature people I knew. We were absolutely equals on that level. Sometimes I still have dreams about her and I wake up missing her.
>>34886330I made>herpulled pork and chicken alfredoBut also the age gap between us was a far more reasonable 31 and 24. It didn't work because she was an exchange student, culturally different, and I felt the language barrier was too big.
>>34886335Hey boss, you mind taking thirty fucking seconds to actually read the shit you're replying to?
I feel like the monastic life would suit me.Unfortunately, I live in a poor country. I looked for monasteries in Google Maps and found only 2 in my entire country, both of them multiple states away.What do?
>>34886342You'd get a lot out of just visiting one, I bet. They'd probably be happy to have a visitor too.
>>34886335Shut up
atoga moids use body wash and not just a bar of soap, right?
>>34886338Ah man that does sound good. My dad makes pretty good fried chicken but neither of us have ever tried the buttermilk thing. Is it worth it? >>34886340Kind of a strange combo but I'd eat it. Good pulled pork is REALLY good.
>>34886329No, the first person who brought anything relating to that was >>34885853. The first and only response to the first mention of Harry Potter ITT. All of this back and forth literally hours and hours later is further proof that you can't even mention HP anymore without a shitshow.
>>34886341Yes>>34886344No
>>34886345Sometimes the shampoo slides down my body if that counts
>>34886106MIt looks alright but the franchise just didn't need a reboot
>>34886330My lasagna.I make a really good lasagna, inspired by my late aunt who's lasagna was absolutely amazing.Made it for friends before too and they loved it.
Girls, would you date a person who used to be fat?
>>34886345I don't really wash myself. I don't have a girlfriend anyway so who cares.
>>34886343I see.
>>34886346>Is it worth it?Absolutely, it's a game changer. You brine it in buttermilk before you fry it up.https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/220128/chef-johns-buttermilk-fried-chicken/The woman who tipped me off about this suggested I poke holes in the chicken to let the buttermilk seep into it. I've never tried it without doing that, but I imagine it helps.
>>34886330>men in their 30s dating teenagersI'm sorry. It's on my mind because this 38-year-old guy with severe autism just got his heartbroken by an 18-year-old (how could anyone not see this coming?) once she realized his age. I jokingly sent >>>/wsg/6224803 to a mutual friend, and that motherfucker, he actually sent it to him. And he crashed out hard on him and made a giga autistic rant about harambe or something.I was asking the mutual friend why this guy feels the need to marry someone so young, and that women in their late 20s and 30s can still have kids. Apparently he wants to have "at least" 6 kids (idk on what budget he's a fucking linguistics major) and thinks he needs a wife that young to fulfill that. I mean technically a woman at like 28 could have a kid every 2 years into her 40's... I dunno if there's that many women who'd want that, but I think the point stands.
You don't know what I know. You gave me the white man answer. Not true!
>>34886345Body wash and shampoo
Girls, would it displease you if a guy ordered chicken tenders at Texas Roadhouse instead of a steak?
>>34886342>states away Australian sized states? German sized states? There's a lot of variability there.
>>34886345I have a hair shampoo, a body shampoo and bath lotion.I think standard soap is pretty bad since it can easily dry out your skin. Like as a teen or somrthing I showered and used just a bar of soap for my hair and that shit was all dry and flakey the next day.
>>34886345I do. I've been buying that Method brand for a little while, but I used Irish Spring for the longest time.
>>34886346>Kind of a strange comboThey were on separate occasions, but imo they're my best dishes.>Good pulled pork FACTS. And I hate to tell people this but sticking pork in a pressurized cooker will never be the same as using a smoker or slowcooker. A mom I know sous vides her pulled pork and it was actually really good though.
>>34886195I can only do a screenshot.
>>34886260>Says who? You?Yes, and if you weren't a coping neet retard you would see it too. Monk would read the whole bible, and sometimes Saint Agustin, Thomas Aquinas, Aristotle among others. Wikipedia is a tertiary source, decently factual that people appeal to it to settle arguments but doesn't have the dept of reading an actual book.>And you think there aren't any of those?Correct, go ahead and show them to me to prove me wrong.
>>34886361No, that's fine. But I make both steaks and chicken tenders at home, and I'd hope that he'd at least try them both. Having a preference is okay as long as it doesn't inhibit a reasonably varied and healthy diet.
>>34886349that's what's causing your bacne btw
We're slowly, finally entering those summer days where it starts to get chilly in the evening.These used to be my favourite for having a drink.
>>34886330I cant really cook. But I think I could make a pretty good bolognese
>>34886367Thank you. Guess I'll do that.
>>34886195https://entendy.com/map-image-extract.htmlpaste the full link (not the shortened one) into there and you can download it
>>34886373Learn how to make a roux and level up dat pasta game. Sauces are surprisingly easy to make
>>34886370They do sell a combo of steak and chicken tenders at Texas Roadhouse. I've gotten that sometimes, but I just like chicken tenders more. If a woman was willing to cook steak and chicken tenders for me I would happily eat both. Do you make steak fries?
You bitches are 100% yap and 0% plap
Could you make your own dino nuggies from scratch with ground chicken or would it just not be as good as the mechanically separated goop?
>>34886335There was a post trending on twitter because someone called the chick who plays Jean Grey in the new Spiderman "a former child star" because she was out in her underwear in a calvin klein ad
>>34886377No, but I'd give it a try. Same idea as putting potatoes around a roast to soak up the fat and drippings, right?
>>34886368You think NEETs don't or can't read books? Fucking retard, kek.>Correct, go ahead and show them to me to prove me wrong.I think an example would be Asmongold. He doesn't work. He just streams, plays games, talks, and reflects about modern issues, and he has changed the minds of many people as well as entertain them. He himself has said before if he didn't have modern internet and technology, he'd most likely have become a monk in a monastery. Kek.That aside, I've read of NEETs who wrote books or make discoveries or develop important software, and so on, but of course I haven't memorized their names, because I had no reason to.
>>34886375Thank you very much.
>>34886351I haven't made lasagna in ages but it's a good "easy" meal that still looks impressive. Good call. >>34886356Alright I'm trying this next time. But I'm still using ritz crackers in my breading lol.>>34886357>38I think it's time for him to understand he's about 10 years too late. He missed his shot. He might be able to get a 22 year old drug addict but no quality woman of that age is going to want his aging sperm over a 28 year olds. Plus his refusal to give up on a pipe dream wouldn't make him a good provider anyway.>>34886361Why did we even go to Texas roadhouse then. I can make steak at home really easily, chicken tenders less so but like why didn't we go to somewhere they have good ones. >>34886366>separate occasions ...that makes more sense lol. I haven't tried to sous vide anything yet but I kind of feel like I should just to see what people are raving about.
>kekerino>watches assmongoloid>doesn't know how to use commasCool
>>34886376I really should learn to cook but I have this weird anxiety about ruining the ingredients and giving myself food poisoning
i wanna kiss moid on his pink thin lips
>>34886384>Alright I'm trying this next time. But I'm still using ritz crackers in my breading lol.Holy shit why have I not tried that lol
How is it possible for a young attractive asian woman who speaks fluent english to have dating problems? What do you guys think she is doing wrong? Every single tall sensitive skinny White STEM nerd wants an Asian gf.
>>34886386>indirect instaseethe replyThis isn't /wowcg/ bro
>>34886387Worst thing that could possibly happen is being out a few bucks and making something that tastes gross, really. You'd have to fuck up pretty badly to give yourself food poisoning.
>>34886384>Why did we even go to Texas roadhouse thenBecause Texas Roadhouse has maybe the finest chicken tenders on earth. They're seriously amazing.
>>34886384>I haven't made lasagna in ages but it's a good "easy" meal that still looks impressive. Good call.Weird, but ok.
Chat, get a massage or get an escort?
>>34886241nothing special but I slept great for the first time in months
>>34886345I use bar soap. Lasts longer, more affordable, less plastic waste. What's not to love?
>>34886390Easy, she wants a millionaire-at-25 bf.That's always what this complaint is.
>>34886381Well, I like my fries separate, with a little seasoning
>>34886373>>34886387Learning how to cook will help with that. If contamination is this scary thing you know nothing about it's intimidating but if you know how to prevent it or when something has crossed the line to where it's no longer safe you'll chill out about it. Test all your meat with a thermometer if it makes you feel better there's no harm in it. I'm a little scared of leftover pasta and rice but contamination during cooking doesn't scare me because I know to not do it.
>>34886390>go to raves>goes to bars>does drugs>still hasn't finished her party girl/hoe phaseABGs are not attractive to white stemfags
>>34886388:o
What exactly do I need to do to get a gf other than getting to single digit body fat %?
Praise be>>34886403>>34886403>>34886403
>>34886404be patient with her and dont be sex-driven
>>34886389It's amazing please try it! Crush some and add it to your flour mix, maybe a little panko too. >>34886393I can't believe you. I know you have no reason to lie about this but it sounds insane. >>34886394>Weird How?
>>34886398She could probably get one of those if she tried
>>34886393You should buy a deep fryer bro. Big tendie doesn't want you to know your own power.
>>34886392>>34886400Yh I think I just need to do it more to get more comfortable with it.
>>34886390Has high standards for someone who >>34886401^Does that^
>>34886408>I can't believe you. I know you have no reason to lie about this but it sounds insane.I was surprised too. You should try them.
>>34886421I think my father would disown me if I ordered chicken tenders at a steak establishment.
>>34886294Kek, he probably told his exes the same thing
>>34886411She's probably smart enough to see through those guys' bullshit and wants an actual monogamous relationship, but not smart enough to know that those guys don't exist in the category of man she wants.
>>34886419It's worth the effort. Women love men who aren't helpless in the kitchen, too.
>>34886423Get the combo that comes with a sirloin and tenders.
What percentage of woman want casual sex?
>>34886406I can do that. But how do I get a 'her' in the picture in the first place?
>>34886116You really should at least minimize not being in contact with them and as for your aunt you can still report her.
>>34886428nta but I would be a human fart after eating that. I'd probably fall asleep within the hour too
>>34886423I, as a guy, usually don't get steak because it's whatever 2bh
>>34886431Clearly not enough, otherwise I wouldn't have had to masturbate four times today.
>>34886428Like I'm gonna eat all that!I think the only way I get one is if I happen to go with a child who doesn't finish their dinner.
>>34886433I haven't had any contact with my aunt for about fifteen years now, and I'm moving far away from my family soon. I appreciate your concern.My aunt was a minor when she molested me, too, so there's genuinely nothing I can do beyond telling people it happened to me.
>>34886434Why are women so weak...
>>34886436Who asked
>>34886444I'm a man. That's a lot of food!
>>34886439It's not a full sized helping of chicken tenders. It's like three or four of them with a 6 oz steak.
>>34886401She's not an ABG. She dresses conservatively and makes silly tiktoks. I doubt she does cocaine and hangs around gangsters.
>>348864483-4 tenders IS a full sized helping for me. Or 8 oz of steak and a side. I can't do both I do not have a bottomless man stomach. It's disturbing how much some of you can pack in in one sitting, and I'm not even talking about fat guys.
>>34886360How fucking hairy are you that you need to shampoo your body
>>34886449>wears colored contacts>not an ABGAnon, I...
>>34886452Oh I see. I usually just eat one big meal a day.
>>34886443It still doesn't justify what she did. You really should report her. May you heal and never look back or at least don't contact them.
>>34886458Yeah I'm more of a "handful at a time every 2 hours" eater. I basically don't do meals except for dinner, just snacks. If I only ate one meal a day I'd only get about 600-800 calories per day.
My bfs mom is mean to him, and to most people tbf, what can I do to help him?
>>34886454Nah I'm not a gorilla. I meant I use body wash for my body and separate shampoo for my hair. Not like the 20 in 1 shit some people use
>>34886361Yes, why would you go to texas road house for tenders when bojangles and hardees have better ones and better honey mustard? Make it a picnick date so we're not sitting inside a tacky fast food booth.
>>34886464>My bfs mom is mean to him, and to most people tbf, what can I do to help him?Tell him to stand up to her and that she needs anger management and to see a psychologist for her issues. She's being emotionally abusive, it could lead to physical abuse. You should tell your dad to stand up for himself, maybe suggest he spank her with his sandals.
>>34886464You must become his new mom.
>>34886382>You think NEETs don't or can't read books? Fucking retard, kek.>You think NEETs don'tEssentially correct, need can but DON'T read except wikipedia, manga and if Im being charitable perhaps some slop lile YA or romantasy.They're mentally stunted.>I think an example would be AsmongoldYou>An example of neets doing great things Nothing more to add, this is just chef's kiss
>>34886464Give him another place to stay
Femanons does this hit hard?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA
just me and my 5inch macropenis against the world
>>34886464He probably deserves it
>>34885656No job. I already have my undergrad finished though! So I'm not trying to be lazy.I don't know about sex. I'm kind of skittish on being told what to do. I tend to misunderstand directions or get confused easily, so I think being commanded would end up being too much pressure for it to be something I would like.
Women, is this: >>6226074an effective strategy to go out with you?
>>34886733Try again, but like this: >>>/xyz/1234567
>>34886733>>34886735>>>/wsg/6226074thankslike so?
I don't know where I should begin looking for friends or a partner.You always hear stuff like "don't bother girls in coffee shops or book stores because they're not there to chat" but where is a good place to chat? trying to flirt with a co-worker is a terrible idea, and I'm not in school any more.My hobbies are pretty nerdy, so going to a comic shop, or a programming convention to "pick up chicks" sounds like searching for rabbits in the middle of a wolf den.In my wildest dreams, my ideal girl would be pretty close to one of those "girlfailures" you hear about sometimes. A socially awkward or shy introverted girl who prefers spending her time doing stuff like playing anime games, watching trashy romance, reading fanfiction, and shitposting on ancient forums.I'm not even into those things, but the idea of her lighting up when she gets the chance to share her interests with me just gets my imagination going in ways that really isn't healthy. (I've had to stop myself from daydreaming because I realized how happy my own fake scenarios were making me)Should I just resub to Final Fantasy 14, make a female lalafell, and start chatting up the catboys at the local 21+ only bath house venue?
>>34888406This is actually a common issue and the answer is simple, it's just not easy.When there's nothing in your life that brings you in close contact with people who you can chat with and nothing that might help is something you're comfortable doing, then there are literally two options to choose from:A. Do nothing different and hope for random luck to drop an opportunity in your lap, and be open to it if it does.B. Do things you aren't currently comfortable with.In your case, if the things you like to do aren't social, find social things to do and try them until you find one you like or a community you like.
