>>34883072
Inde has a boyfriend, bros
First for 30 year old women dating 18 year old boys
Men, have you ever rejected a woman before? How did you do it? How did she react?
>>34886409Literally who?
>>34886410Bad JH, no. I thought you were in a throuple leave the boys alone.
>>34886414No, only girls.
>>34886414Never been in a position to reject anyone
>>34886414Yes. I told her I didn't want a romantic relationship with her and just wanted to be her friend. She was crushed but didn't make it problem.... until years later when I made the mistake of reconnecting with her and dating her, and she let on occasionally how bitter she still was that I initially rejected her, even after we had dated for a couple of years. Talked mad shit about the girl I dated after rejecting her and talked shit about me for "making the wrong choice".This woman treated me like absolute shit by the end of the relationship, and I really think a fair amount of her motivation for doing so was resentment for me having the nerve to reject her and date Stacy instead for a bit.
>>34886425If it was the other way around the men on here would say he was right to act that way though. "Sloppy seconds" or something like that.
>>34886425Well yeah you deserved it.
>>34886409ridiculous height difference and she looks like she's wearing her father's tracksuit
Went on my 2nd date tonight with a 39 year old asian single mom (I'm 31).First date was coffee. Tonight was a mid-tier Italian place.End of the first date (which lasted ~2 hours) we hugged goodbye but it was 3 pm and a kinda busy area so I guess not surprised she didn't want to kiss.2nd date was nice, hugged her hello, we went inside, we talked about shit. She talked about her ex-husband a bit. She kinda confused the waitress a few times (a bit ESL).I talked about how I was trying to buy a house.At the end of the date she wanted to walk around the parking lot.So i did. When we got to her car, I gave her her leftovers (I carried them for her) and said goodnight. Leaned in for a kiss, but she hesitated enough that I kissed her cheek instead.Not sure what to do at this point. The other girl I've been fucking let me make out and finger her on the first date. We're not exclusive but this bullshit is making me feel bad that we're not. Should I keep pursuing this MILF? She lives 5 minutes away and is alone in her home half the week when her kid isn't there so I could be plapping her multiple times a week after work.The next date will be a walk or maybe ice cream at most. I am not doing another dinner date until we've fucked. That's my rule. Especially given she's in the "not even a kiss on the 2nd date" shit.But then, I was seeing this black girl who wouldn't kiss at all on the 1st date, only let me cheek kiss on the 2nd, then I was fingerfucking her in the movie theater on the 3rd date, and full-on creampied her on the 4th date.So maybe I should be more patient?Gimme some advice. I also Facebook stalked her (she still hasn't given me her number, we're still on the app, which I find a really bad sign) and her ex is like a 3/10 that I absolutely mog
>>34886425>This woman treated me like absolute shit by the end of the relationshipWell, you had it coming.
>>34886441I guess so. My feelings really had changed, and I didn't think it was a bad idea.It's not like I hit her up out of the blue and went "yknow what I've been single for a while and wanna get laid, I've changed my mind," we hung out for a couple of months and were both pretty different people from how we were when we were teenagers.
>>34886435For what it's worth, I wouldn't agree with them.
>>34886414three timesThe first was unintentional friendzoning. I was in uni and invited her to dinner at the cafeteria. Then I invited a friend to sit with us. He was more aware of it than I was because he was like, "Are you SURE you want me to sit with the two of you, Anon?" because even HE thought I was trying to make a move on her. In hindsight I was pretty retarded. She probably would've been a good longterm gf.The second was indirect because I felt her trying to get close to me and I just complained about the girl I was trying to date who was also in that friend group and I felt her enthusiasm drop from 100 to zero.The third I was going out with this girl to pickleball and manhandling her a little bit and when we got home (we live in the same apartment complex) she asked me why I did it with her and if I did it to other girls. I thought about telling her I had feelings for her, but I felt like the relationship was impossible in the longterm so I just said I felt extremely comfortable around her and didn't elaborate any further. I actually cried the day she moved away. I was so emotionally invested in her but we just had different outlooks in life, it would've been doomed and I was too scared to try to make it work. But to be fair, she was in a LDR when I first met her and she was waaaaaaay too friendly with me while in a long-distance relationship (she practically cuddled with me while on the phone with her boyfriend, it felt like some really bad cuckshit), so I knew from the start that I wouldn't want to be long-distance with her.
It's unbelievable how much women have let themselves get exploited by the skincare jew. Luckily for you, men are beginning to take greater interest in that stuff and will correct things soon.
Remember when people thought 1 million was a huge amount? Now most people spend 100k-500k on a nice chain alone.
can the boys ask questions im having my fun fifteen minutes of laying down and doing nothing on my phone but the thread is barren
>>34886462>Now most people spend 100k-500k on a nice chain alone.What kind of chain would that be? An anchor chain?
>>34886465What color panties are you wearing?What is the largest wild animal do you think you could tame.
>>34886465There's nothing I want to know about you.
>>34886465how flat are you?
>>34886465Show your hands?
>>34886465Favourite marine mammal?
>>34886468im not and probably a horse >>34886469i dont believe you
>>34886462Don't tell women or they'll start asking for 7 figure salary
>>34886403Why is Space King or whoever flashing Blood?
Outdoorsy womenWould you date a guy who plays games and has never gone camping? He's fine with hiking and going out to do stuff he just really loves indoor plumbing and other commodities.
>>34886477>plays games What kind of games? You'd rather play videogames while I hang out overnight in the woods by myself?
>>34886470i have medium boobs>>34886471im good>>34886472sea otters!!
>>34886476They are B+
>>34886465did you sleep well?
>>34886477yeah you can like whatever you want and idc but if we dont want to spend time together then its a problem obviously
>>34886476It’s a white boy classic. I don’t know how many times I’ve done that for a photo before but it’s a lot
>>34886465No but here's a (you)
If I ever get a gf I don't want to pose for her Instagram reels and photos :/
>>34886484no.>>34886487thanks ig
>>34886473Prove it and I probably should’ve phrased that better, could you try again and answer with a less conventional animal
>>34886485I guess the issue I'm thinking of is that while it's good for couples to have both overlapping and independent hobbies, I feel like camping is not a good 'independent' hobby for the exact reason stated in >>34886479 As to your question- all sorts, but I play more multiplayer games and have become more of a social gamer. She doesn't have to play an MMO with me, but she should be down for like Mario Kart or FOTM friendslop.
>>34886465If we had sex, how would you want that to happen exactly?
Can you actually date a set of twins or is that just a fantasy?
>>34886465Who is your favorite ASMRtist?
>>34886500Conjoined
>>34886496I'm >>34886479Yeah I don't want to play Mario kart and don't even know what FOTM means this just wouldn't work. I'm fine camping alone but if he literally never wants to it's going to cause problems.
>>34886488I don't think you need to worry about getting a +7/10 gf. Those girls equally date Chads who post themselves.
>>34886491no and idk man maybe a baby black bear that lost its mom?
There is 1 bonnie blue, but thousands of men that willingly fucked her. Men, do you hold your male friends (the types that would go for that) accountable or do you think it's just funny and bonnie blue is the only bad person in the situation?
>>34886496i like games too but if you just never wanna go camping its probably a sign we're different in more important ways too
>>34886508None of the people you mentioned are bad, i just don't personally want to be around them
>>34886508I don't have friends and I'm not fucking anyone.
>>34886507Whack and nice. Thanks for answering.Bush status?
>>34886414Yes but I was a teenager and I wasnt mean but wasnt tactful. I wish I could go back and say yes.
>>34886505>>34886511Yeah, I think we're just incompatible, and that's ok. I do like hiking and bouldering and want to travel to places like the Grand Canyon or Redwoods or Yellowstone and stay in a cabin, but I know that's not the same thing.>>34886508I'd say a man's willingness to be 1 of 1000 human dildos for her stunts says a lot about their self-esteem and self-worth.
Wow that femanon was boring as fuck
How many languages is it realistic to learn?
>>34886522Genuinely felt like a clown wanting others to be clowns for her this time around.
>>34886524Any more than 3 is just for flexing at that point
>>34886508>do you hold your male friends (the types that would go for that)i can safely say none of my friends would willingly sign up for that shit
>>34886524once you've learned 2-3 languages learning others becomes easier, especially if they're related languages
>>34886524At least one
>>34886498i'd want to go over to his house and have a drink while we talk and we pretend we arent thinking about each other naked, then he takes me to his bedroom and gives me an outfit to wear, (something fun like latex or lingerie), and then he slowly ties me up while touching me softly all over and then tells me we're going to play a game where he can do everything *except* fuck me until i beg him for it and then when i do he won't stop unless i use a safword.or idk we feel the chemistry and do it in his car in the parking lot, idk man. >>34886501idk any>>34886516shaved like last week so mild overgrowth
Women, I wont be here to answer your questions because I will be busy making my specialty, steamed pork chops.Try not to miss me too much.
>>34886530That's pretty hot
>>34886414I've ghosted multiple women because they wouldn't stop spamming my phone. I really hate when women do that shit expecting you to ask them out because you just know if I say "hey can you leave me alone I'm not interested" they'll fire back with "oh I didn't mean it that way I just wanted to be friends tee-hee!" so I just slow down my replies to once a week and if they still don't get the hint I ghost.
>>34886533>pork chopsShould've gone with a tenderloin
>>34886536Can I ask how old you are?
Don't know which woman needs to hear this today, but even if you're a little bored please don't murder all the children in the house, thanks.
>>34886538Early 30s
>>34886522forgive me my liege i didn't know answering questions from the other gender wasnt up to your standards
>>34886542Bro lol
>>34886546?
>>34886530>then he slowly ties me up while touching me softly all overOk that sounds fun. I would enjoy restraining a woman like that.
/atoga/ ladies, if you were on a quest for an elixir to grant yourself ultimate power with which to right the unjust order of the world, and a kind but reclusive elf from the forest was traveling with you and you both developed a deeply felt but unspoken love for each other, but then you discovered that the final component required for the elixir is the heart of the person most precious to you, would you choose to forsake love or ambition?
>>34886549Bit of a silly way for a grown man to behave
>>34886551Idk I've never been put in a remotely similar situation who knows how I'd react.
>>34886552What's silly about it? What would you do differently?
>>34886551i already sacrificed arcadia bay to save chloe. i'd do it again. love is the only thing we have. if i became loveless to save the world i'd be the wrong person to save it
rimming femanon till she squeals
>>34886556Give my phone number to women I actually wanna talk to and hang out with. I'd also just tell a woman who thinks she might has a chance with me but doesn't that I'm not interested in her so she doesn't waste her own time.
I just finished reading Being Gay Is Inherently Poignant and Interesting. What should I read next?
>>34886559I heard a hog squeal in my mind's ears when I read this post
WomenHow often do you get told to smile more?
>>34886564that's a vision of your future partner
>>34886566Now? Almost never. 15 years ago? Not super often but often enough to take note of it.
>>34886524Depends on the type of language . If you know a romance language the other languages in the group would be pretty easy to pick up. But I think learning one to a high level like C1 or C2 would be quite demanding already
>>34886567Brandine's gonna kill me if I do that anon
>>34886557That's a beautiful answer sis thank you
>>34886561Two of the women who have done that to me were ex-coworkers, two were high school acquaintances who already had me added on Facebook and started messaging me through it years later, and one was a friend of a friend's girlfriend who played it as "hey I got your number to ask about hobby advice" and eventually started sending me good morning/good night texts. I'm not giving my number to women I don't at least want to hang out with.
>>34886410Why? Is that your fetish?>>34886414Never.Too ugly.>>34886508No because that's sexist towards men the same way it's sexist to blame women for all sleeping with the same Chad.>>348865246 or 7
>>34886568How old are you now?
>>34886573>Why? Is that your fetish?no I just wanted to subvert the last thread
Any French femanons wanna send me some Madeleines?
>>34886572Fair enough.
>>34886483Interesting. More societal scum.
>>34886435There are no men in this thread. Just fat, ugly delusional, repulsive and obviously unwanted karens.>>34886441>>34886450>>34886422
>nigga the world owe him pussy, >:*(>nigga he done beat the breaks off that hoe (she miss him too), :*D
>>34886575Mid 30s
>>34886582english please, I don't speak niglish
>>34886551I'd choose the elfThe world already survived on its own even with all the injustice happening
Did anyone else grow out of gayness and become bisexual?
>>34886584>guy who is angry because women give him scorn instead of sexual favors (he doesn't listen to women or change his ways), >:*O (ranting and upset)>guy who regularly has sex because he's not some grinch who is pouting over everything that happens (even his ex pines for him regulalrly), X*D (enjoying his life)
>>34886508One of the dudes that banged BB cheated on his fiance to do it too.
>>34886583hag love
>>34886508for every man, there is 400 bonnie blues.
>>34886589Alright this is pretty funny actually
>>34886589Yeah
>>34886594That's mostly the sex addicted males.Women don't like men that much.
>>34886594That math doesn't check out. 400 women being fucked by 1 guy makes the guy the Bonnie of the situation.
>>34886592>One of the dudes that banged BV cheated on his fiance to do it too.Really?
>>34886508women are seen as bad in promiscuity cases because they ultimately decide who has sex in a civil and hetero society. men are excused it's not like they can say "ladies, line up" and bang hundreds of women a day.
>>34886602I mean, I have had multiple guys that did cheat hit me up.
>>34886601that stat is "since age 18". bonnie's stat is "in 48 hours"
the masculine urge to check the strict definition of micropenis to make sure im in the clear
>>34886608Adults: A stretched (I'll assume errect) length of less than 2.95 inches (7.5 cm).
>>34886508Fucking her is degenerate, but forgiveable, especially since she was giving it out for free. The men who pissed on her pregnant belly should be burned alive at the stake.
A common moid fantasy is one of those "I took in this lost and vulnerable foid (ie. found her passed out on the park bench) and cared for her (ie. she had to eat all the eggs) and we fell in love" but does the shoe go on the other foot? Do foids ever have the fantasy of taking in a fading moid? An injured and starving knight being nursed back to health in their care that falls in love with them?
>>34886605How does that change the math being wrong? Then there are no bonnies except for Bonnie herself.
>>34886614I tried that and they all bite.
>>34886614No and we hate men with savior complexes. Those men are immature and naive. They'll learn when they try to save a bpd girl and she cheats.
>>34886611I hope her kid has a good life far away from her.
Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend told you in bed >I wish I had more hands
>>34886620I'd douse him with my emergency holy water.
>>34886566Never. I always smile when I talk, unless I'm mad.
>>34886618There is zero chance the kid has a good life. She did drugs and drank alcohol while pregnant, and the father obviously isn't known. Even if CPS takes them away and prevents her from using them as porn prop, they will be a deformed orphan born to the biggest whore in history.
>>34886626Don't make me defend that retard. Most rightoid kids are born in poverty and will have a worse life than this one.
>>34886614Of course, we would love thatAnother fantasy of mine is healing a man with insomnia by having him lay his head on my head while I play with his hair to lull him to sleep
>>34886626He'll have a brutal childhood, but I'm sure he'll have a good life.
I live in what amounts to be a retirement community in Florida as a 27 year old. How can I meet women? I feel so out of place here after having no issues in big cities.
>>34886628Can you save me
>>34886631Start getting on some wills, you have been given a golden opportunity. Do not squander it
When I die I want to become an aesthetic environmental storytelling skeleton
>>34886634Do you have troubles falling asleep?
>>34886638Yes, i would prefer to fall asleep faster. Sometimes i am sleepy but it takes like 20 or 30 minutes of laying in bed to actually start sleeping. It's a mild annoyance.
>>34886610NTA but measuring by stretched is weird to me. if I go by max strength length I get like 9 inches, but it's skinny like a rubberband is when stretched. and I say "like" because if I go about tugging it that elasticity is gonna disappear real fast.basically stretched != erect and stretched seems compromised. Although I suppose erect can be difficult to consistently obtain in a clinical setting, so maybe there's no winning until women secretely collude to whip out a string and mark a couple lengths real fast in the moment on their bfs
>>34886628>lay his head on my headAre you going to feed me melatonin from the tongue?Or massage it into my scalp?
>>34886620That feels like a pretty normal thing to say, not bothered.
>>34886414I used to hang out with my brother-in-law's sister a lot and she texted me one evening to tell me she liked me and asked if I felt the same. I freaked out and paced around talking to a friend about it for two hours trying to figure out the right way to let her down. I finally just told her (truthfully) I wasn't looking for a relationship but was really glad to have her as a friend and part of the family. She took it well, it was awkward for a bit but we did start hanging out again. The vibe was never exactly the same though.Smooth outcome overall but unfortunately it made me hyperaware of how stressful rejecting a friend is. I have a friend that I have feelings for now and I'm terrified of putting her in the same situation.
>>34886639>Sometimes i am sleepy but it takes like 20 or 30 minutes of laying in bed to actually start sleeping.That is absolutely nothing.
Women if you could buy your perfect moid how much would you pay for him
>>34886645nta but I'm sure that sleep spell would overpower the power of the boner
>>34886637>give my corpse to Obsidians office
>>34886414Rejected by girls in middle school because I was a pathetic simp who tried to use pity to gain favor. I fell for anyone who gave me an ounce of attention, probably because I had family BS going on that left me perpetually stressed and unhappy with myself. None were ever mean about it, they just told me they weren't into me like that and that was that. Some actually liked me back but I was too retarded to figure that out at the time. Live and learn, I have a much better understanding of my self worth than I did then.
>>34886647That's why i said it's a mild annoyance. I'm not one of those insomniac freaks.
>>34886649Only after the boner has been calmed.
>>34886653>>34886414I'm retarded and misread this, never post before coffee.
>>34886639Sometimes it takes me like an hour to fall asleep so what you have is not really a problem >>34886642I meant to say chest lolHis head on my chest
>>34886648I can't afford him
>>34886627People who only care about wealth are the exact reason why things are the way that they are. Trying to randomly turn the discussion into a right vs left dichotomy shows how pitiful you are. A child's health, innocence, self-respect, and integrity aren't products to be sold. You have no pride or honor at all.
>>34886658Yeah but how much would you pay for him
>>34886654You answered "yes" to if you have trouble falling asleep, which is a lie.
>>34886648I don't have money.>>34886648
>>34886648Can't afford pedigree so I don't think I want one.
>>34886657>His head on my chestFacing towards or away from you
>>34886657Do you also warm feet?Because cold feet is something that kept me awake for at least two hours last night...I have a hot water bag, but I forgot to fill it.
>>34886660I wouldn't pay for him, I don't have that kind of expendable income. I'm saving for a car I don't have any money to devote to the moid fund.
>>34886664He should he like belly down and his head on the sideWhat are you getting out of this specific scenario anon?
>>34886661I want to be asleep now. I am not. I didn't lie.
>>34886614Definitely, I don’t remember the name of the story but there was a popular series and book that was about a modern day nurse that somehow time traveled and got stranded in WWI(?)
>women literally refuse to part with money for their perfect moidyep, the female species is incapable of love
>>34886665Ew, not into feet lol sorry
>>34886648$0. I don't want no hoes
>>34886670If I have to pay for him it doesn't count. He doesn't want me I just bought him. That's worthless.
>>34886671I feel personally offended. If I was a footfag, I would have asked for yours...I am not either, I just have cold feet.
>>34886670back >>>/r9k/
>>34886668>I want to be asleep now>Actively posting on 4chan You are the trouble wtf are you talking about
>>34886666Jesus Christ lady it’s not that hard of a question to answer. How would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast today
>>34886610I'm safely in the clear, thank goodness. Guess I really am a gigachad.
>>34886674 Im not touching moid nasty feet, you just gotta accept the ugly truth
>>34886677The answer is "I would not pay" why is that so hard to accept? It's stupid to come up with some arbitrary price. The way I feel right now. I didn't have breakfast. Why do you ask such stupid questions?
i'd touch my moid's feet
>>34886681Oh you are just a man, nevermind then.
>>34886670It's a waste of money because perfect moids are still capable of turning abusive.
I have fallen for the bait.i AM the retard
This money talk (I'm shocked by the way women have answered the question) has me missing giving gifts to the gf in my last relationship. And also giving gifts is a mistake I shan't be doing again.
>>34886684No real woman would do that anon
>>34886686>it's baitIs something you say when someone disagrees with you and wins an argument against you
>>34886648i have 25 bucks in my account, which one of u can i buy?
>>34886688Cuddle so I get warm feet? Yeah no, women do that.
>>34886691if u turn that $25 into a bowl of warm soup to feed me
I’ve been gooning ever day to Sadie Sink for like a month now
>>34886695hey bro. ick
>>34886695she looks like a little girl you pedo fuck
>>34886698She’s 24 years old thoughever
>>34886693Oh, you meant just cuddle to warm up? Yeah, I would do thatBut I wouldnt like warm your feet with handsNow that Im thinking about, you were just baiting me in engaging with your fetish all along right?
>>34886691Me. I have low standards, although i am somewhat of a gold digger. I would prefer to have a financially successful woman.
>>34886695She has 14 less inches of boob than I do.I'd be inclinde to agree with >>34886697And >>34886698
>>34886698Women often try to make themselves look as young as possible. Who's the pedo now?
>>34886700What fetish, you troll?I'm going to hope my socks keep my feet warm enough, bye.
>>34886707I hope you die of hypothermia, byeeeeSweet dreams
>>34886705Unironically though, female autopedophilia is a very real and wildly undiscussed phenomena.
>>34886414A really short in college liked me a lot, i didnt even know until someone told me. Unfortunately i wasnt attracted to her at all so had to tell her no. She took it very poorly, was spreading rumors about me and shit, even shit talked about me to this one girl I liked in my class
>>34886712How short was she?
>>34886702One silly little peptide was synthesized from lizard guts and suddenly all the performative body positivity was replaced with good old fashioned heroin chic again
>>34886705Liking pedophiles doesn't make you a pedo, retard >>34886711back >>>/r9k/
>>34886648All the money I have.
>>34886714I would say 4’10 or around that
How do (You) feel about short, petite women?
>>34886721And you didnt like her because she was short?
>>34886722I love my girlfriend.
>>34886722women under the height of 5'1" don't deserve love.only uppies and pony rides
>>34886722My favorite type
>>34886715That's because we're in economic hell. This is what happens in a facist regime. It becomes popular to be skinny and everyone thinks you're uncool for having a normal size of boobs even if you eat a normal diet.
>>34886725Snot really, i just was not attracted to her at all, her face was just …not attractive, bo other way to say it. I really felt bad since I had never rejected a woman before
I wonder how many people there are posting here as BlueValkyrie.
>>34886722I like em.
>>348867305'6" skinny women but with mega curve on bust and butt. firm thighs. yeah. Or at least they need to "feel" tall when you look at them.
>>34886722I'm not all that concerned about height, but petite is my type.
>>34886722>shortYes please>petiteBetter than BV proportions but meh
>>34886718seething
>>34886732I don't have any cosplayers itt.
>>34886738Why a jerkin?
hey moids, how do i get one of you suckers to pay my rent?
>>34886414Probably.As a teen I know of two. One of them called my home one day and told me she wants to go out with me, but I genuinely could not tell who she was, even when she described it to me, so I was just confused.There's a woman I talked to online and played video games with, then one day she just sent me a picture of herself and started teasing me a bit. At that point, I was pretty sure she had a crush on me, but I wasn't romantically interested in her, so I didn't comment on her looks or anything similar. At some point she stopped replying, which I felt was unfortunate.>>34886722Pretty much all women are short.
>>34886745
>>34886747I don’t know if it’s still meta but you could do it pretty easy with some cat ear headphones
>>34886747Keep pretending to be a woman online.
>>34886747if u need to ask, you're not hot enough. Either open those legs for some ogre looking freak or clock in, buddy!
>>34886747I have an mp4 that explains it but this is a blue board. you would never
>>34886749That was not illuminating in the slightest so I'm just going to assume you pick shit at random. Stop wasting our limited images you're as bad as kittenposter and elf.
>>34886747Is rent money worth your self respect?
>>34886747just be nice to one person. its that simple
>>34886685What if you had a perfect moid and also an explosive neck collar on him
femanons will neither pay a single cent for their perfect moid nor be nice to one moid long enough for him to pay their rent.and they're proud of this.
>>34886756i've posted about looking for a provider twice in dating apps and, curiously, had multiple moids saying they'd take care of me both times. but how can i tell if a moid is actually telling the truth, or is just trying to bait me with shit i don't care about, like luxury travel etc? no offense to u moids but i usually don't trust you except for some fun shitposting.
>>34886761>be nice to one person>I've posted looking for a provider in dating appshmm
For the ladies. Say youre in a long term committed relationship, living with your bf in his mothers house, you become friends with a guy and you two spend a lot of time together. You both flirt and develop a sexual dynamic. When the new guy confesses his feelings and you tell him youre taken and been living with bf for a while but don't explicitly reject him does that mean you are keeping him around incase your current relationship doesn't work out? Or are you just friendzoning him forever? I mean she clearly has attraction for me but maybe feels stuck in her relationship? She doesn't seem happy and would constantly disrespect her bf also I don't think he even works but they've been together for a long time. I might be coping but I want a womans opinion on this kind of thing. I lowkey feel like I could have her cheat on him with me but idk.
>>34886762my irl friend circle is all female, anon.and while i like my homies i'm (unfortunately) not homosexual.
>>34886761>but how can i tell if a moid is actually telling the truthBy finding out how quickly he wants to have sex with you, duh.
>>34886747I'm poor so that isn't happenin
>>34886757Most men use strangulation as their primary violent form. It would be an ied.
>>34886743cope pedo
How braindead retarded do you have to be as man to get married in 2026, especially as the breadwinner? The only way you keep any degree of control over you own life is by keeping her as a forever girlfriend. It's literally the difference between "Don't like my leadership? Then get the fuck out of my house!" and "Yes honey, let's try to work this out (please please please don't divorce rape me)"
>>34886766It sounds like she is looking for a provider thing, so sex is of course mandatory.
>>34886763it's hard to gauge because, despite demanding a moid keep the bills off my back, i'm pretty strict on my morals so it's hard to really tell what goes on in a whore's mind. i'd assume she's keeping you on the backburner in case it doesn't work out or she needs a way out, but who can tell with bitches?>>34886766all moids want sex all the time. how does that work as a filter?>>34886767>I'm poorstop doing that ffs
>>34886771>>34886772the faster she puts out the more likely she gets pumped and dumped
>>34886774I think you are misunderstanding her situation.Or she is not being clear enough.
>>34886767>>34886772
hi.
>>34886738>mega curve on bustSo close, yet so far.
>>34886747Suck my thing nightly and morningly
>>34886778men will compromise their ideal
>>34886760A self respecting moid will split rent with me. And one who wants me wouldn't need to be bought.
>>34886763Sounds fucked. I wouldn't even bother
>>34886772>all moids want sex all the time. how does that work as a filter?You seem to be having a really hard time with that whole "be nice" thing
>>34886774>>34886775hmmm. i have a high libido so having sex twice a day or more isn't the issue, but the issue is that as a foid, you can't be that open about sexuality with moids because then their cognitive capabilities tank and they can't even have a conversation without derailing into muh bobs and vagene.
>>34886781Yes, and they don't seem to realize that they're just idiotically projecting their own thoughts onto us
>>34886788i hate attention
Women, do you believe this?
>>34886787>avatarfags as some cartoonAh you're a BPD, makes sense.
Stupid foids, always getting murdered. Stop being so vulnerable!
>>34886787>avatarfagging cartoon charactersoh shit a new ENTJ persona just dropped
>>34886763>you become friends with a guyYou lost me here. I have no idea what she's doing.
>>34886795as opposed to foids killing stupid, vulnerable children
>>34886793>>34886796would you prefer frogs, gentlemen?>>34886794yeah i noticed.
>>34886795>men represent 81% of all homicide victims
>>34886798i've considered fleecing moids with an AI avatar. i've bought higgsfield for my side hustle and don't use up all my monthly credits yet... but i've also been thinking about doing some games with AI. haven't decided, too many options now thanks to based AI.
>>34886801The specifics are not really the point, just means you aren't really believable.
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>>34886805>too many options now thanks to based AI.yes the playing field has truly been leveled for you now. thanks based ai
>>34886726 How petite is she?
>>34886802nah. regular petite sporty blonde.
>>34886803Yes, but women are represented 100% of the time in male on female violence
>>34886812>sporty blondedon't think so.
>>34886810>t. gives half his paycheck to an AI OF avatar generated by a fat indian in new delhi
why are men so afraid of providing now
>>34886812Post tits or GTFO
>>34886820only if you pay my rentstay on topic, please
>>34886811Very.
>>34886819I'm not, I just haven't found a girl I want to provide for yet
>>34886819Most women aren’t worth it
>>34886819why are women not worth it anymore?
>>34886590thanks now I understood what you meant
>>34886819It is not our fault the economy is built for two incomes now
hey moids ive been meaning tos ay thank you because im not a person who gets angry very often but i tried to take some angry energy and copy angry moids and it has made me more active and ive been taking life in a more grateful and forward kind of way if that makes any sense
>>34886792I believe men are at fault for their problems.#believeher
>>34886821What happened to your last provider?
>>34886819It's on the woman to provide. Men are supposed to be home and play video games.
>>34886819I'm not, but I don't make enough money to be the only one in the relationship with income and most likely never will.
>>34886819I don't think they can. Not your average guy anyway. Single income families with children are not possible for most these days.
>>34886831their masculine or their feminine
>>34886830>if that makes any senseNo.What's your high score on Balatro?
>>34886837Both.
>>34886838i don't know how to play that game.
>>34886841Learn it and become a vtuber, make money that way.
Women are scary and I'm literally just a sensitive little boy.
Men, have you been subject to abuse by your gf?
>>34886832i've never had one before. i'm at a curious internal impasse, on one hand i'm not explicity interested in being with a moid, on the other hand i've been wondering about regular sex and the whole white picket fence thing lately. i assume it's just hormones/sex drive that's been bothering me for two days now. probably DNA's way of saying>hey, maybe you should breed, yanno>maybe having a dude and brats around wouldn't be all bad
>>34886836my buddy does it up in michigan. very nice home. came from a very poor family, so he's had no advantages at all. his job is average. but he met his wife at church. 3 kids.
>>34886843that's stupid i have a great job already. i don't like looking at the anime vtuber face anyways
>>34886787>vageneIt's Vaggi now
>>34886846You shouldn't have children, unless you really want to.>i've never had one before.So do you want a romantic relationship, fuckbuddies or a sex for rent thing?You are very jumpy and unclear.
>>34886848>michigan That's part of why. Michigan has a lower cost of living than 28 other states. Mine's less expensive than 2 but minimum wage here isn't even $2 more than Michigan's. He's in a better position to run a single income household than more than half of the rest of the men.
>>34886845i actually witnessed a woman storming into my old gym, then having a freakout at her husband who was apparently playing tennis with his co-workers and yelling at him while she walked him to the car. allegedly, because he forgot to tell her beforehand. i have no idea why men get into relationships with someone like that, holy shit.>>34886855>So do you want a romantic relationship, fuckbuddies or a sex for rent thing?my problem is that i don't know myself. i just have this voice in my head that's telling me that nobody would want me romantically anyway, so i shouldn't bother. and i never did, except dipping my toe in dating apps twice but deleting them within an hour again each time. eh... maybe it's for the best. don't want to cause anyone any trouble. especially not someone i'd actually really like like that.
>>34886845Yes. Those first and third sentiments sound very familiar to me.Everything was my fault, and she hide my things from me while I was out of the house just to fuck with me.She'd insult me for a laugh in front of her friends and family but tell me through tears while we were alone together that I was too good for her and that she'd kill herself if I left.She openly resented me for having friends and hobbies, but getting her to do anything with me outside of the house was like pulling teeth.She also cheated on me.
>>34886864>i just have this voice in my head that's telling me that nobody would want me romantically anyway, so i shouldn't bothermaybe you should deal with that before dealing with any guy
moids i'm tired. are ou tired?
what goes on in sex-haver's heads just before and during piv?
>>34886822Midget 4'8 or 5'3?
>>34886864You sound like a man pretending to be a woman.And I'm not talking about the MTF kind.So yeah, good luck.
>>34886845That first one just sounds like "Happy Wife, Happy Life"
>>34886869Nah it's too early to be tired
>>34886870>BPDemon?Who knows? An abusive piece of shit, at least.
>>34886871Not much if I'm being honest. If he's doing it right thinking isn't really something you're doing or worrying about.
>>34886864I didn’t witness it but this happened at my gym when I lived in miamihttps://youtu.be/TRRhiO_wmqA
>>34886872~4'10"
>>34886868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p1BwKFpPccyou know what? fuck that. this shit is too complicated. i'll just pay my own rent.
>boxing gym that I've been going for years is now moving locations>to go to it I'd spend more time on the road going there and back than actually trainingFUCK
women where do you want >him to finish?
>>34886884That fuckin sucks.
>>34886879honestly the beach is peachy. i could watch the waves all day, its so relaxing. why was the lady having a melty? or was she busy?
>>34886887this shit was the only thing keeping my depression at bay this whole time
>>34886871IM A BARBIE GIRLL IN A BARBIE WOOORRLLD
>>34886890I can't imagine you're the only one in that boat right now. You should get together with your sparring partners and ask around about somewhere nearby to keep training.
>>34886879do people in florida put meth into their protein shakes?>>34886884my sincere condolences.
>>34886882What's your job?
>>34886894The problem is that the gym was on the edge of the city, so I could just hop on the highway and be there fastNow they're moving into the centre. Most of the people there are from the city so it doesnt really change much for themI come from out of town so this affects it a lot
>>34886845first one is basically what my brother's ex pulled on him. every time I talked to him while he was going through it was like a spinning wheel of what form her midlife crisis was taking this week and how she'd managed to pin it on him, and he internalized it every time. just a horrible way to treat someone you purported to love.
>>34886898i've just been jobbing a bit next to my online degree. mostly factory work. gonna start my online shop in the next few days, hoping that will get me enough income to focus on studying full-time.
>>34886899Ah, that really does fuckin suck. I just assumed you were on the opposite end of that situation.I hope you find a new place to spar before too long.
What is the "cosmic joke?" Is the "cosmic joke" that I am actually God pretending to be a human? I think it is, but I must be certain.
>>34886866You're drunk, go to bed.
>>34886902Will you continue to pretend to be a woman online?
>>34886904The cosmic joke is actually just "why'd the chicken cross the road?"Not even pulling your leg.
>>34886409imagine the dude. he gets to fuck the shit out of Inde, RAW. he won.
>>34886903thats my only option at this point. It sucks because the level of traning was actually incredible, I got to fight with actual champions, and I basically wont see the people much if at all since I dont go to the city for any other reason than this. Its been 5 years at this point too
>>34886907>moids STILL think they're special for posting on 4chins
I want to be fucked amazon style by a tall woman
>>34886916I take that as a 'yes'.
>>34886917what is that?
I want to be fed animal style by a big hamburger. I'm hungry
>>34886911What guys fail to understand is that that's a finishing move you can't start with that.
>>34886918not much. head/face-wise i've been compared to daisy ridley back when i still colored my hair brunette.
>>34886928I need to warm up or it's just cervix punching
>the average body count for a woman is single digitsHow am I supposed to believe that?
>>34886934You arentall those studies are self reported
>>34886925I am not the retard who calls kittenposter trans.
>>34886925>>34886916This is not a woman
>>34886403With their many eyes, they shall weep!With their many limbs, they will crawl!In their many tongues, they shall plead!In their many forms, they will fall!So sayeth Space King!Praise be!
>>34886925maybe these tits will convince him?>>34886933i'd describe myself as plain average. then again, considering obesity stats...
>>34886936I believe she is what you call "fat"
moids how would u react if u had a gf and u found out she saves photos of men from forums on her laptop for fun
>>34886934We femcels bring the average down
>>34886951breaking up
>>34886951Explain it.
>>34886954By having 9 bodies?
>>34886952>>34886948Perfect slampig materialWhat are you complaining about?
>>34886958he says after posting girls he has on his own puter>>34886959explain what
>>34886950round and fully proportioned. but i've been into sports since i was a kid so that was always endgame.
>>34886958wait nta is that really bad? do moids do the same but with pictures of women or no?
>>34886951just mildly curious.
>>34886922this
>>34886628no god this is so cute
>>34886951It depends on the kind of photos and the reason
>>34886961funniest incel
>>34886934Why wouldn’t you
>>34886970femanon should do this to me
>>34886970oh
>>34886966>explain whatWhat do you mean, what to explain?You just said a woman saves photos of random men for fun, so I want you to explain it.
>>34886657when i meet a woman and she loves to lay my head on her chest i will know she is the one
>>34886974hands, some feet, and some bare and clothes torsos, minimal full body pics, i'd have to check but maybe max three actual nudesnone ever sent specifically to her, just collected thru public online means for fun
>>34886970You might as well get pegged too while you’re at it
>>34886980I have never heard so much disappointment expressed with just 2 letters
>>34886885Outside for a bit.
Why do we give atheist cosmopolitan liberals Sundays and holidays off? Days are arbitrary to you, go back to work.
>>34886984just say you're scared of breaking your dick
>>34886981its interesting to find common patterns or just a cute reminder that the ppl on here are in fact real ppl and not bots, i also enjoy watching the collection grow
>>34886934You should. Other women look at you like a leper who's betraying the cause if they know you have casual sex.
>>34886987uhh sorryyy ::::::::::::::::::::S
>>34886970I'd dislocate >his femurs out of >his hip sockets if I did that.
Foids, did you ever personally thank the guy who taught you how to suck dick and/or sexually educated you and made you into the slut you became today?
>>34886983Idk if it would be break up worthy but its definitely weird
>>34886970What's the version of this position where the female lays forward so she's face to face with the guy?
>>34886614Isn't that Back to the Future?
>>34886996O_O
>>34886997I didn't learn how to suck a dick from a man.
>>34886992Yeah, can you imagine being out of commission because you literally broke your dick
>>34886997They don't tell you anything. You learn by trial and error, observing their reactions, and reading tips online.
>>34886524My mom can understand 4, speak 3. My grandfather was probably like 5. I know 2 and a little bit of another. I think if I dedicated time to it like a hobby I could definitely learn 2 more. I know a bit of Japanese already and I could definitely pick up Spanish
Im an actual tranny and trannyschizoanon has never suspected me. Step your pussy up girliepops!
>>34886970saw a video where a woman with a fat ass fucks a guy like this but using her asshole insteaddiamonds
>>34886995This is not a genuine apology but that’s okay because it’s not my fetish
>>34887005>dick broken by cowgirl position
State gender How many true irl friends do you have?Definition of friend: someone you're close enough to to call up and hang out regularly for recreational purposes and isn't related to you.Co-workers don't countOnline friends don't count Neighbors you see on the street and say hi to occasionally don't count Gfs/bfs don't countYour gfs/bfs friends whom you see occasionally don't count Friends of friends don't countI'm talking true friends. How many do you have?
>>34887010IDK WHAT TO SAY IT JUST SEEM WEIRD TO ME IM SORRY
If you fuckin with a cool female that's all good, but if you fuckin with a bitch, you needa break her ass and shake her ass
genderare you gonna look at porn today?
>>34886984why is everything so gay with you anon? can't post anything without you calling me gay
>>34886970This feels like something you would do if his dick is too big so his thighs can stop you from going all the way down. Looks uncomfortable for both.
>>3488701410?>>34887018Im gooning rn
>>34887014F. 0>>34887018already did
>>34887002Same reason you don't put your feet up on the dash in the passenger side.
>>34887000if you're flexible enough (like me) she can be face to face with you... I think
>>34887014fi have one friend and hes my boyfriend
>>34886997i bite dicks as a shit test
I'm a virgin with EDIt's so over
>>34886722It's one of my types, especially if she's pale and flirty
>>3488693490-10 rule, and remember that the 10 are VERY VOCAL
>>34887018MAlready have thanks for asking
>>34887014F0>>34887018Did already. It had been like a week I've been really busy.
>>34887028date a redhead it will cure your ED
>>34886970>the person with the penisYou mean the man?
>>34887018F. i read porn. shoutout to my AO3 sisters.anyway, i already did it today, but i think i'll read me another smutty bedtime story.
Ngl, I'm low key kinda disgusted knowing I'm surrounded by sex havers
>>34886819I want an actual partner in life, not a dependent. Luckily I've found one already so not an issue for me
i need a gf who sucks my balls
>>34887033>>34887022What do femcels goon to? Yaoi, shota, or yuri?
>>34887037What smut do you read?
>>34886830You're welcome>>34886869I'm feeling tired in my soul. Why are you tired?
>>34887008>Im an actual tranny and trannyschizoanon has never suspected me. Step your pussy up girliepops!
>>34887018FNo. Busy
>>34886951I would not be happy with it, might be cause for break up
>>34887045smut of characters from games or whatever. of pairings that usually aren't canon, but it's fun to imagine. that's what fanfic writers are for, after all.
>>34887046work aaa. i think my soul feels tired too sometimes. sometimes. my soul feels tired today. talked to too many people today.
>>34887035anon I didn't make the image ok? but it's the only sfw example I could find
>>34887014MI counted couples as a single unit, but about 20 in town and then probably another 30 people around the country and world if I went to visit.
>>34887018MAlready did, good stuff
>>34887012Imagine how much more catastrophic it would be in Amazon >>34887019I didn’t call you gay, just feminine
>>34887042None of that wtf
>>34887054>pairings that usually aren't canon, but it's fun to imagine.Am i a weirdo for being unable to imagine that?
>>34887018MI already did, jerked off to some flatties, I made a mess
>>34887014Why wouldn’t these count? I assume you don’t have any friends and struggle socially?
>>34887028If you find yourself in a position where you are going to have sex but can’t get it up try sniffing her pits.That works a charm for me
>>34887060What then?
>>34887014M, maybe like 10? I also consider my cousins to be my friends but I didn't include them in that 10. The 10 is high school friend group plus some friends from undergrad
>>34887064>but can’t get it up try sniffing her pitsthis doesn't work if she's asian btw
>>34887059>Imagine how much more catastrophic it would be in Amazoncounterpoint: cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are such normal position that people are careless, amazon is an unusual position you're probably gonna have to learn to be flexible to engage in, making it ironically less likely to happen
>>34887063NtaI don't think they're saying you can't count coworkers if you have their personal number and hang out with them outside of work, just that being friendly with your coworkers at work doesn't count.
>>34887006Kek. How is it trial and error?
>>34887018M, no, I've been avoiding porn for the most part for a couple months at this point
>>34887031otokonoko delivery. I haven't watched it in years>>34887042pretty much, I don't like yuri though. gayest thing I can masturbate to would be futa on femboy
Imagine being the common denominator here in all these texts. Foids, fucking explain yourselves here!
>>34887073Have sex and you'll find out.It's not hard to be like "oh this angle is better" or "it seems like he liked that let me try it again".
>>34887075>gayest thing I can masturbate to would be futa on femboyBASED
>>34887061nah. i mean, maybe to some people. different people like different things. for example self-insertion isn't for me, but lots of people actually like it.
>>34887055My soul usually doesn't feel tired but a couple recent events have got me feeling that way. Rest up anon, hope your soul recovers
>>34887076does this person let ChatGPT do all of their texts?
>>34887073Women never want to give proper credit. Some guy somewhere, maybe not the first guy she blew, but some guy along the line came in and taught her properly. Told her what to do, what not to do, what was performative, etc.
men and their belts are so hot
>>34887075Need a femcel cuckquean gf who will watch me fuck a femboy over her like Pico's sister did.
>>34887076Inconsistent communication = he didn't text back within 2 hours.
>>34887086*whips your naked ass*
>>34887018MNope, but I did look at nudes from my girlfriend
>>34887042>shotaOh god please give me a girlfriend who shlicks to this, that's all I ask for.
>>34887086I'm not wearing one right now beacause my pants are hugging my waist perfectly
>tfw no bisexual gf who likes yuri and hates yaoi
>>34887085I played clarinet I needed zero instruction. Handjobs on the other hand...I still don't think I'm good at them but no one has ever offered any instruction other than asking me to loosen my grip. Sex is intuitive for the most part.
>>34887080I just don't see that point>What if Spider-Man and Jean Grey got together?Good for them I guess>What if Zuko and Katara had sex?What about it?
>>34887092>hugging my waist Why are you wearing them so high grandpa?
>>34887081i hope your week and next week go better and less soul tiring. get some rest tonight? i feel like every day it's draining to be around people but i don't realize how draining it is until the day is almost over and i finally get a bit of clarity and i feel so tired and a little guilt. i'll be fine toomrrow morning.
>>34887076Uh, they did, very clearly. They seem to not actually stand on any business.
>>34886951I'd be completely unsurprised
>>34887086I've got one on right now actually. Do you have a preference as far as which belts are the hottest?
>>34886951Do I have to explain all of the webms and photos of women I save from forums on my pc for fun?
>>34887087>like Pico's sister did.
>>34887097it's comfy, I'm not a grandpa! I'm not even 30
>>34887087well, that's not me, I'm monogamous as fuck. I do agree that the sister watching pico and chico fuck each other was really hot.
>>34887106I don't even know how you found men's pants that go that high. Or you don't know where your waist is.
>>34887087niggas like this should die i think
>>34887088tbf, if a guy was dating an 11/10 woman he would text back within 2 hours
>>34887109uhh you're right I don't know where my waist is lolthey are still bellow my navel
>>34887112Never knew a nigga that was betterRevenue, I'm good at gettin' cheddarReminisce on days I didn't eatIf it's meant to be, then it'll beIf it's not, then fuck it, I'ma tryAin't no need to ask the Father why, no'Cause one day everybody gotta dieOne day everybody gotta die, ohOne day everybody gotta dieOne day everybody gotta die, my nigga, my nigga
>>34887115>below my navelNot your waist. Your waist is the squishy part between your pelvis and ribs. The hinge point if you bend sideways. Probably just above the belly button.
>>34887108it was hot but it would've been better if the canon ending was her fucking both of them like 90% of Saigado's other otokonoko works
Is either gender listening to any music?Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OShkNRplw3E
Women, could you do this?
>>34887114No guy tripping over his own feet to simp for a chick is going to land a 11/10
>>34887118I'm sorry! I made a mistake
>>34886500bump
>>34887120Myes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhX6SdKzKCY
AAAAAAAA! I’m sexually attracted to a 24 year old woman!!
>>34887124It's okay. Now you know!
>>348870885s and 6s aren't getting that. They need to adjust expectations accordingly.
>>34887098Yea hopefully I'll rest well tonight. I enjoy going to social events, I'll usually say yes to invites but I always come out of it tired as fuck. But I'm glad I go in the end. Why guilt? What was the occasion that had you around so many people?
>>34887120Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwt7fcEsOA0
>>34887128She is very pretty I'll give you that but she's played a child in everything I've seen her in and is a decade younger than me so she's a no-touchy for me.
Guys, do you have any empathy at all when you see a woman like this? She is clearly not doing well and you assholes are to blame because you won't give her the time of day!
>>34887136She believes in >>34886792
>>34887128It's fine, I too have an adult woman fetish
>>34887120fhttps://youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI
i like sitting in the back of my classes and enjoying the back view of all the moids' cute simple haircuts
>>34887128jeans are so unerotic
>>34887139kek I remember that thread, I was there:3
>>34887119meh, I'm not really into /ss/ unless is mother/son
>>34887128i keep thinking she's a child because of stranger things. so weird knowing that she's an adult.
>>34887120FI'm not but I was listening to Plantasia earlier.
>>34887142we get it you hate bald people
I am 30 and going to be having sex for the first time this weekend. Do women like men to trim up down there?
I press F to pay my respects.
>>34887135She didn't look like a kid in the last season of stranger things
>>34887139Misato-san is best girl
>>34887120https://youtu.be/K6qj09OHvjw
>>34887140I've not heard this in ages its such a good song
>>34887120also i like that song.
>>34887128I don't understand how showing a girl in her underwear for 70% of the ad is supposed to sell jeans
>>34887150>I am 30 and going to be having sex for the first time this weekend.How is that even remotely possible?
>>34887149i really dont, hair is nice ofc but a guy being bald would not be a deal breaker
>>34887150Trim don't shave. And do it now not the day before. >>34887152To me she easily looks like she could be 18-19 so I'm not going there.
>>34887157um mods I can see this woman's pussy? is this allowed?
>>34887159>>34887150u n r e a l
>>34887157Is that a fucking camel toe?
>>34887150Body hair is a masculine trait.
>>34887139>an adult woman fetishIt's called teleiophilia, thoeverallybtw
>>34887146mother/son, sister's friend/boy, teacher/student, or senior/junior. but I'm biased because I had a flirty latina milf in my tkd class when I was in high school.
>>34887147>SHE COULD STILL BE ON HER PARENTS' INSURANCE YOU SICK FUCK
>>34887169this one actually made me laugh
>>34887169loll ik it's just because you see them play a child in media you just have that memory in your mind and then you realize time is real and she's a real human being and she's 24 (apparently i still don't believe you or anyone) it's crazy!
>>34887157At least she got pantiesThey couldn't get any for Dakota Johnson
I really fucking hate women sometimes. Fucking bitches. Why do you do this?
>>34887157that's just to make fat foids jealous
>>34887157...jeans?
>>34887157they don't even care anymore. they don't care if it doesn't sell the product. this is about the "doers" and the "makers" as they see themselves. They get $$$$ for their fake job taking pictures of "models". That's what really is going on. It's a celebration payed for by 3rd world clothes manufacturing for pennies and being sold at 10000% markup
>>34887172Honestly she looked more underage in Brand New Day than in the last couple of seasons of Stranger ThingsAlso this perception is probably why she agreed to be in am ad that shows her ass off
>>34887177what a fuckin asslet
>>34887140Ah damn this is gonna be stuck in my head again for a while>>34887148>>34887154So many classics today.>>34887127I enjoyed this.>>34887156Apple Music has somehow become the way I listen to most of my music, and that song isn't on there for whatever reason. Rest of the album isSuper underrated rapper imo
>>34887175actually yes in one of the naruto threads from a few years ago the screencap is on my other computer though :c
>>34887175MYes, the 2nd from the bottom is mine
>>34887177God i want to eat a cute girl's ass out
>>34887175someone made one about my thumb. they really took it out of proportion.
>>34887175No, but I've been made fun of in an article on the front page of Something Awful before :s
>>34887181i'll listen to the rest of it, thanks for sharing. i usually really like the music choices here. it's funny to me how i always get the best recommendations from the boards that aren't like the topic i'm looking into...
>>34887179>this perception is probably why she agreed to be in an ad that shows her ass off Nta but good point. Her agent was probably like "we need to make people see you as a sexy adult woman or you're not going to get any roles in a few years when you can no longer pass as a teenager"
Foids, why do you get riled up over 50/50? Most of you make as much money as men do now. What gives?
>>34887175KindaMy posts have been in sp collages before
>>34887175MOne on /g/ a while back. I think it was about cniles or someshit
>>34887179>Also this perception is probably why she agreed to be in am ad that shows her ass off>has an ass flatter than a teenage boy
>>34887189Good riddance, if you ask me.
>>34887177Why is her ass just so not there? Who wants this?
>>34887196>>34887189>>34887180She's a white girlWhat are you expecting?
>>34887157>>34887177I mean, they’re pretty famous for their underwear
>>34887190You're welcome, and same lol. I've used the site off and on for 20 years and have spent maybe like 10 hours combined reading /mu/ lol, I've always hated that board
>shy>likes video games>likes anime>cringe dark humor>attractive >emo hair>pervertedSo basically this character that everyone uses as the femcel icon is just every single Gen Z dude's dream girl? I fail to see what makes her a femcel.
>>34887189I'm glad, big butts are gross
>>34887199ugh, stop thinking they actually give a fuck about "advertising" to an audience.her agent, the biz, the handlers, the marketing department, etc. they just want snapshots of her cameltoe and get payed money to do it.
>>34887205I hate girls like that
>>34887178>pants are 5x more expensive and fall apart within two years doing barely anything, while your parents' are wearing the same fucking jeans they bought in their 30s including literal decades of yardworkIt is SO tiresome. I bought new underwear around Christmas last year and they're already getting holes and I'm left wishing I bought more than 1 package of the Hanes that have been durable for a decade.
>>34887203>That's your name? Calvin Klein? They were on your underwearWhat a weird movieIs there another time travel movie about a guy finding out his mom had a sexuality?
>>34887189I can't imagine anything gayer than basing your taste in women around what normie culture claims is "in vogue"I love big asses regardless of what american advertisements shill me
>>34887207Based knower. What I'm left wondering with women around this age who do these things is whether or not they're fully aware of what they're doing to themselves and for their handlers with these sorts of stunts.
what about medium butt era
You can tell it's not Yuro hours because they're complaining about an ass being too small and not that you can't see her ribs lel
>>34887213no but there's another really famous set of porno underwear that's from Calvin Klein, just with the name removed and replaced with the porn brand
>>34887217sounds like a cope for a smallish ass
>>34887205We can't make the femcel character a real femcel i.e fat feminist single mom because then women would complain.
>>34887210I never understood the barefoot psyop. I don’t want her bitching at me to rub her feet bc of her high arches.
>>34887123Maybe your personal 11/10 woman is someone who plays retarded games and sees mild interest in replying to a text as 'low value simp' but not mine
>>34887205I like most of those things except I don't want her to be shy and emo hair is really unnecessary
>>34887221why is there no middle ground
>>34887213>finding out his mom had a sexualityWhat are you even trying to say?
>>34887193>working hard is masculineFemanons, I think she's calling you lazy
>>34887213There's that episode of futurama where Fry has sex with his grandma
Thinking about girl ass.
>>34887227So you'll change your opinion on women based on their whims will you?
>>34887237More like thinking about what I'd have to do to see Sadie Sink squeeze my child from her hips
>>34887241They don't go outside man, you're safe.t. slightly older zillennial
>>34887231He find out his mom wanted sex and had a sex drive she she was youngHow fucking dense are you? Fucking ESL
theres one (1) atoga anon who has seen my bare ass
>>34887242Nta, dude is just saying that if nice asses go out of style, that chicks will stop working on them in the gym.
>>34887236Yeah I'm aware of that but not what I asked
>>34887251Women will not stop desiring a big ass because of a few ads about jeans, women with fat ass genetics will continue to exist>>34887255this is a perception that exists only in your head
Quasimodo predicted all of thishttps://youtu.be/8LbEUtUEvNE
Today I remember.
>>34886414One time. She took it well.
>>34887122Yeah. I would make the plate and give em kisses and feed em.
>>34887259you mean nostrada holy shit the audio qualityi like how lois doesn't even try to stop peter she just stops smiling
>>34887249all mid asses, holy shit you're embarrassing
Where the fuck am I supposed to look when I'm getting a haircut?
>>34887169XD
>>34887266An old friend said to always get your hair cut by a black guy. Never tried it.
>>34887264There was one reuploaded a month ago in higher quality but I picked the ancient one because it proves the point
Who has the best ass you've seen? For me it's probably femanon's ass
>>34887269No, I mean like in the chair with my eyes.
>>34887266in the mirror duhhh
>>34886747If we live in the same city you can come live with me
>>34887258Yeah, all the chicks were lining up in the gym to try to get a better ass during the heroine chic era…
>>34887271Nora Fawn, probably
>>34887261my ass is unclapped
>>34887269I haven't either. I think the best one I've gotten so far was from an Armenian guy.
>>34887269All my best haircuts were from black men.>>34887266uhh, anywhere?
>>34887266Roll your eyes up until the pupils are no longer visible and start screeching. It means you love it. (You can either stare into the mirror, or close your eyes.)
>>34887245They would have to cut her open. Her hips are not cut out for child bearing.
>>34887265Jessica Biel wasn't mid
https://youtu.be/8JGBNkLM9_8:)
>>34887271There's that movie where that french girl fucks a bunch of Arab guysThat part is gross but her ass is spectacular
>>34887285Generational fap.
>>34887272Oh. I look in the mirror or around the shop but I try to keep a conversation so it doesn't get awkward.
>>34887086I remember posting a belt removal voca once
>>34886414High school prom. I was sweet on another girl. The one i turned down was frumpy and friendly. If i could go back, i would go with her.
>>34887278I'd agree but I assume every pic of her is heavily doctored
thinking of moid butts...
thinking of moid chest and hips
All my fat goes to me thighs (moid)
>>34887284You aren't wrong. And I already have a big head. I was a c-section baby.
>>34887299>>34887297Stop stop im going to start yearning
>>34887297>>34887299lol >:)
>>34887297
>>34887301scary. the image i m ean not you. unless you are?
>>34887305lmfao
>>34887157Cute pussy
>>34887309I'm your worst nightmare
My parents divorced when I was in middle school, and I remember hearing my mom getting laid for the first time. She was usually pretty good about navigating that I think, making sure the TV in her bedroom was loud or my sister and I were staying elsewhere or not home. But I guess one night she just had to have it, and she was absolutely getting fucking slammed and worked over. ngl it kind of fucked me up a bit for a while.
>>34887316No that whore fucks more than just Arabs
>>34887271My buddy’s ex-fiance. She leaned back against a table and her ass was sitting on it.
>>34887157How is this being fucking allowed!? This is a blue board! This is fucking lewd for you to be able to see the outline of it! We should not even know she has an innie and now we fucking do!
>>34887177Cute butt
>>34887178Monstrously based individuals are reading this chat thread on the advice board.
>>34887205Cringe
>>34887314That is fucked. :( Really disrespectful of your mom and the guy.That would have completely fucked up how I see women, probably even my own sister. I'm sorry man.
>>34887250hmm if you're the same femanon that showed me her ass and boobs
Women, what are we supposed to wear exactly?
>>34887328She's not but congrats
>>34887329suit of armor please.
>>34887309lol, I'm harmlessThough sometimes I wonder if it's meant to be that smart guys (with big brains/skulls/heads) should like wide hips because their children will struggle to get out otherwise. I honestly love petite girls though.
>>34887328possibly..
>>34887327Turns out that she didn’t want to “feel trapped” or whatever, so she started giving it out to other guys.
I feel like comic book guy whenever I have to put my hair up.
>>34887329tuxedo
What would you do if you approached what you thought was a guy then you realised it was a guy and kept the conversation going, then developped a friendship. Ffw a month of hanging ou later, you discover that he has a vagina?
>>34887340Crush is gone, but we can be friends ig
>>34887329Chicks look for bulges ALL the time. You’re just too scared to make eye contact to notice.
>>34887334
>>34887317What's the movie
>>34887345You look it up
>>34887334(You actually showed ME your ass and boobs btw)
>>34887346"Movie where French girl fucka a bunch of Arabs" I am not googling that shit
>>34887342Would you fuck his mangina?
>>34887349Well I'm not either
>>34887340I’d probably just cut my losses and dip out.If I was a woman I mean. Not even trying to be mean but all the trans individuals I’ve been friends with have had something going on mentally. Aside from being trans I mean. I’ve got my problems too, but just saying.
Men just stopped approaching and nobody knows why. They refuse to even answer or acknowledge it happened!
>>34887337I dont wanna look like a linux user
>>34887346I'm just spitballing here but is it Amelie? I know nothing about the movie beyond her being Fitgirl's mascot and that webm of her laughing while getting fucked>>34887349Methinks anon doth protest too much considering his interest was piqued by this very description of the movie in question
>>34887334interesting...
Ummm. what is a Fraternity sweetheart? I'm positive I am misinterpreting this somehow. There has to be a sensible explanation.
>>34887359her face looks uncanny
You may find this hard to believe, but I still, in fact, miss her
>>34887290>Generational fap.Did you see her in Summer Catch? She was the type of woman you meet one time and still occupies a spot in your mind years later.
>>34887334duck
>>34887359
>>34887359Well, occam's razor is telling me that this instathot has probably had sex with several of the young men on that board.
>>34887334chubby?
>>34887353men aren't good enough for women anymore, and they know that. That's all it is.
>>34887368Nuh uh. I have a girlfriend now
>>34887365I'd fuck her too
>>34887350No way, yuck. I can't even stand my own vagina
>>34887374You’ve been looking at it in the mirror?
>>34887374Hey
moids should all gain 50 lbs by the end of this year
It's not sexual abuse, dumb ass.This is simply how homosexual behaviour was practised historically.
Choose.
>>34887382I could do with an extra 10-15
>>34887382I'd rather gain 50 GBP
>>34887382lol
>>348873845
Why are some women so pretty, holy shit this girl looks so nice
>>348873841 is peak but I'd go up to 3 for a gf. I'd slam 4 but wouldn't keep her around.
>>348873840 to 3. Maybe 4 but no higher.
>>348873843 and 4 got me in a chokehold
>>34887382No thank you, losing 100 was hard, I don't want to go through half of that all over again.>>348873841-4 are all good with me. If I had to pick one, probably 2.
>>34887396How much do you weigh now?
>>348873842 is ideal1,2,3 all acceptable
>>34887397250
>>34887209ATOGA is a Mushoku Tensei safespace
>>34887396Congrats on the weight loss man, that's nothing to sneeze at. I'm sure life in general is much easier.
>>348873845 is peak.
I am sorry to tell you this, but if you are on the Autistical spectrum. You can never be an action hero and save lives. Instead, you are simply an annoying nerd who is tolerated rather than rewarded. At best, your niche will be that you are nicknamed Chat-GPT and you will be a pencil neck behind a computer earning love and recognition from no one. All while real heroes and good people, without your autism problems, rescue kittens from burning buildings, hunt and capture pedophiles and computer hackers, round up visa overstayers, go to war for their countries, and perform CPR to prevent certain death. Which you will never do, because of your autism problems.
>>34887397I hover around the 140-150 range. BMI roughly 21.4.>>34887403Thank you!
>>348873843But 1-4 is good. 5 is stretching it
Making a playlist for a foid
>>348873841 to 3. 4 if she's my wife.
I have drunk urine directly from a man's penis. Knowing this, will women still date me?
I have drunk urine directly from a man's penis. As part of a ritual of Ceremonial Magick, and done in High Magick's Aide. Knowing this, will women still date me?
>>34887384-2
A woman must let me pet her beaver. At the very least, she must show me her whisker biscuit.
Women what is your ugliest feature
>>34887415Best I can do is a blue waffle.
im tempted to masturbate how do i distract myself
I wanna smack her butt
>>34887384Too big of a jump from 4 to 5
>>34887416Most detrimental to the overall look is my saggy tits but I think I have ugly hands. And now because I'm old and don't eat enough when I scrunch my ass it looks gross.
>>34887419Anything else. My kneejerk answer was prayer but I don't even follow my own advice
>>34887423I think I remember you posting your hands
>>34887422Such is sloppa. :/ No human touch. SoullessSeeing anons post slop makes me feel like looking in a toddler's hand after they sneezed in it and asked me to look at it, but I'm already getting used to it :|
>>34887424i am going to do something PRODUCTIVE
I'm finna CRASHOUT
>>34887416Having been raped
I want to have sex with this female drummer on YouTube.
>>34887384Kek...Femanons, would you be flattered if I told you that you are as beautiful as the Blue Valkyrie poster?
>>34887416I would have said my toes. But I have met men whose dicks are smaller and uglier than my toes.
Should I start drinking alcohol?
>>34887430Is it the one with the nipple piercing that goes through her clothers
>>34887429That's not a feature
>>34887416>Women what is your ugliest featureI feel like my bad features are conditional, depending on people's preferences. Like most people wouldn't mind my feet, but a footfag wouldn't like them. And I'm objectively good looking imo, but racist people wouldn't find me attractive.
>>34887427There you go. Art, cleaning, exercise. Masturbation every once in a while isn't bad but there are better uses of that energy more often than notAnd again, I should take my own advice more seriously. Lust is my greatest vice, probably
>>34887434I don't think so
>>34887433You must cease drinking alcohol. Your local 12 Step meeting group can help. First, admit to yourself and others that you have a problem. If the cravings become too much after that, ask a doctor if Suboxone is right for you.
>>34887431No.
>>34887435It’s a bug
>>34887433I'm inclined to say no since you're asking for permission. It's a very easy thing to turn into a habit, and drinking habitually is hard to do healthily.But if you know yourself and can recognize when an addiction might be creeping up or already know for certain that you have the wherewithal to moderate your drinking, you may as well give it a try.
>>34887340>>34887352I just realised I meant to say>I approached someone i thought was a girl, realised it was a guy, kept the conversation going. Then I realised it was ftm.>They all have mental issuesThis has been my experience as well. Every single trans person I have tried to be nice to, has turned out to be evil.>Back in high school>Long time guy friend comes out as transgender>I ask how long she’s been feeling this way.>sHe enter a crying rage and tell me I’m not suposed to ask such things.>Later on he send a bunch of queer kids to shove me around, calling me transphobic>Other trans woman kept making fun of people with small penis. Even though she wanted to be recognised as a woman with a penis>Video game convention:>Play smash bro with who ever is there>They just happen to be trans>Add them on ig after a nice conversation>They later make a fake account of me with my pictures and a bunch of memes making fun of me>They come to my workplace and start telling my boss I harassed them at the convention>FFW office job>I say hi to everyone in the elevator>The transwoman is the only one who ignore me 100% of the time when I say good morning.
>>34887436Do you have virilized roidtranny feet and hands
>>34887441How did it happen?
>>34887436>but racist people wouldn't find me attractive
>>34887363I didn't, no. Doing a quick search of her performance in that movie, I can see why she made an impression on you lol.
>>34887175Yeah, roll the atoga battle royale jpg.
>>34887448Yeah, it's such a bullshit post. I think she's cute even though I'm extremely racist.
It's not racist to have a race preference.
>>34887436>>34887448> but racist people wouldn't find me attractiveMeant to ask you why
>>34887285Puuurfect
>>34887452My preference isn't my own race though
>>34887452When we did that one test that tested for our type it sure felt racist when I said no to all those women
>>34887455Let me guess, East Asian girls?
>>34887416manface
>>34887457I wish they all could be California Girls
>>34887402I realized the other day that instead of asking people irl if they like Mushoku Tensei, you can just ask "Does the name Hitogami mean anything to you?" and you can successfully figure out if they're a normalfag or not without getting blasted with accusations of lolicon or wish fulfillment for a story that's no more offensive than the Wheel of Time booksThough to be fair the biggest normalfag I know watches MT with her husband and calls it "The hot dad isekai" because she loves Paul
You got game, anon?
>>34887457He’s indian, so of course it’s white girls
>>34887452Depends on why, I think. If it's rooted in stereotypes, it can be.
>>34887461Cucks are so funny
>>34887457Latinas
>>34887464What race are you?
If you get big mad that your drug of choice is gradually being banned, you might just be an addict.
>>34887452Not at all. It's just damn near impossible to explicitly state a racial preference in dating without someone misconstruing it as racism, so it's unfortunately still not anything I've admitted out loud to anybody. There's no polite way for me to say that I only want to date white, brown, red and yellow women.
>>34887464God you're dull
>>34887468White. Why?
>>34887467Yuck
>>34887452If you have a race preference because of some underlying racist generalizations, then it is racist. If you want to stick to your own ethnicity, that's understandable. If you have a race preference because of some personal experience, I don't think that's racist either. I used to not be particularly attracted to Asian women but after one specific Asian woman would flirt with me often and I with her I developed more of a thing for them and I don't think it's particularly racist. Pretty sure if an attractive black woman did the same thing to me I'd develop a thing for black women too
It's not heightist to have a height preference.
>>34887460That's a good thought, I think I'll use that one when it comes up, thanks anon.And Paul is one of my favorites as well, although probably for different reasons than her. Generally if people aren't filtered by early-story Rudeus they will probably be sucked in by how good the story actually is.
>>34887391>Why are some women so pretty, holy shit this girl looks so niceBecause you're vain
>>34887472Interesting, And what are the races of those you have date and/or find the most attractive?
>>34887471Would you like namefags more if they had forum signatures or just linked to a vocaroo of their producer tag (a la "trapaholics" etc.)
>>34887382I'm trying to lose ten not gain fifty
>>34887475We need to use manlets in unit 731 style experiments
>>34887474>If you have a race preference because of some personal experienceWhere the fuck do you think the generalizations come from?
>>34887353there was a poster on a train station near me that said LOOKING at a woman is sexual harassment.men get accused of rape for anything. how can i get this information to her, for about 20 years women have been hating on men and making absolutely anything into a rape accusation.
>>34887329>Women, what are we supposed to wear exactly?I don't know. I find cargo pants comfortable and they look good, nice jeans look good too. You need to stop looking up negative and toxic positive posts on whatever social apps you view. I recommend dressing comfortable and always buying good clothing brands that will last you and that have good quality fabric materials.
>>34887478If I had to pick one, I'd say I find black women the most attractive.
>>34887402>Mushoku TenseiIs that the one where this guy in his 40s fucks a teenager?
Are you aroused or disgusted by human toes?
>>34887489Disgusted, I hate feet
>>34887487Well that explains it, thanks.
>>34887485I look at them anyways. On the train no less.
>>34887492Explains what?
>>34887494She's German
>>34887487Is it just me or african women tend to smell sexy while the men tend to smell like shit and excessive amount of cheap perfume?
>>34887416My dick </3
>>34887489Disgusted. Feet should be tolerated, not worshiped.
>>34887488i wish mens glasses irl did that thing
>>34887495Your love for anthropomorphized animals
>>34887458Your sons will be kings among men.
>>34887467Based.
I was talking with a sex haver the other day and he said that he doesn't feel any stimulation when his girl rolls her hips when she's on top, but he feels it pretty strongly when she does the up and down movement.Is that accurate for all or just him? also how long does sex typically go on for people?
>>34887444>Do you have virilized roidtranny feet and handsNo, my hands are fine, but my foot is kind of boxy, which I have been told is ugly.>>34887449I have a few of those. Like Lori Loughlin in that one movie with Keanu Reeves, or the girl in The Girl Next Door.>>34887453>Meant to ask you whyWide nostrils, brown skin, curly hair, thick lips. If your idea of beauty is a Scandinavian woman, you're probably not going to find me attractive.
>>34887506Post your foot
Yearning again for blonde twunks.
>>34887506I love Scandinavian women because they're tall. If you were tall then I'd love your wide nostrils, brown skin, curly hair and thick lips.
hey, this is the anon going by snufkin. i lost contact with a femanon i contacted through atoga.L if you're there;chanburner@protonmail.comput something in the subject so I know it's you.
>>34887505>rolls her hipsIt’s accurate for all. The better terminology though is grinding. Good girls can roll their hips to bounce.
>>34887505this is accurate for me too. i kept having to try and explain that to my ex, she couldn't move right ... it's been about 7 years btw and i am old now. i am ready for death.
>>34887516What's that look like? a circular motion as they rise or as they fall?
>>34887517I can work with that. What do you look like, anon?
What do I do if it's genuinely over? Reroll?
>>34887508>That surprises meHold your dick and just movie it around. That’s what it is.
Where to find witchy women?
I hope I see her again soon. I want to talk to her.
>>34887521Find new goals and achieve them instead.
>>34887522>just movie itMy dick a movie frfr
>>34887524I wish I looked like her. I hate looking like a racist caricature of an irish girl.
>>34887519If she moves her on top of you the same way you move your hips on top of her, it’s going in and out.
>>34887511You would love my cousin
>>34887506Do you look like her?
>>34887460>Wheel of Time booksAre they also filled cuckshit and pedoshit?
>>34887529Redhead, pale skin and freckles?
>>34887514Do people really contact people off of here...
>>34887529Are you at least a girl?
>>34887536>>34887535And a revolting button nose.
>>34887425Wasn't me I've never posted them
>>34887529> looking like a racist caricature of an irish girlYou mean cute?
>>34887489Both
>>34887529Plap
>>34887524>Where to find witchy women?According to the ancient texts, you used to be able to find them at Borders bookstores. Just one more thing Barnes and Noble has taken from us.>>34887533>Do you look like her?I'm nowhere near that dark. I also don't straighten my hair, which Dominicans love doing.
Women, would you let your husband suck on your toes of that was the extent of his fetish?
>>34887538I've met a few people off 4chan, in fact some of the best friends i've ever had. just make a burner email and drop it if you get on well with someone. used to be more of that back in the days before soc.
>>34887531I'm not sure I understand, this is beyond a super virgin like me, sex haver. I suppose some things just can't be understood through words alone, but I definitely can't go looking for visual aids, that'd be bad right now for me.
>>34887540Sounds cute desu
>>34887524I hear they have the moon in their eyes and drove themselves to madness with the silver spoon, so it sounds like become a cocaine dealer is a pretty sure way to meet those kinds of women.
>>34887532Whats he look like? I might. He single?>>34887530Height and weight?
>>34887536>>34887540Eh, could be worse>>34887506
Never get marriedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5VaPQflLq0
I don’t think women are built for work. For all the shit they talk about “women in the workplace” and all that, almost every single woman I’ve known has bitched, moaned and complained about the hours, their bosses, the workload… and most times it’s not even that big of a deal. Legitimately one of the worst aspects of moving in with a woman is hearing her complain about her day at work. The last thing I wanna do after working is talk about work. I’ve worked overtime, worked til the dead of night on my business.. never has it crossed my mind to bitch about but instead, you know, unwind. Either way, you’re literally better off not working. Just admit it.
>>34887546>>34887552She's bragging, you simps
>>34887556shut the fuck up.get married TO A GOOD WOMAN. choose wisely.
>>34887559Yeah bro, just choose wisely from amongst all your copious options, ha ha.
>>34887561Cute...
If men don't mind the idea of being "used for sex" and such, why does my boyfriend get upset when I threaten to break up? Shouldn't be be chill and happy if I abandon him just before we're about to get married?
>>34887551If you hold your dick in your hand and just move your dick up and down, that’s all that’s really happening when a chick is grinding on you. But if she supports herself and thrusts her hips up and down on your dick, that’s her actually fucking you. Chicks grind because their clit is rubbing up against you.
>gender>most shameless thing you've ever done while horny?
>>34887437i went for a run and did some writing!
>>34887569Think naughty thoughts about a platonic friend.
>>34887569Fucked in the open in a bar.
>>34887502
>showered after work>went for run>have to shower againthis is a scam. big sweat is gonna get whats coming to em someday
>>34886414An Israeli classmate of mine asked me to go to our prom with her. She tried really hard to convince me to go, but I said I'd prefer to stay home than go to prom.>>34887538It's not as bad as you'd think. I've made a lasting friend off of here.
>>34887575Nah, there were like 5 or 6 people there and i was cool with the owner.
>>34887578>exercise after workManic
>>34887548They’re dirty anon.
Is it normal to want to makeout and cuddle and be someones girlfriend? How much yearning is normal?
>>34887569Paid for a girl's OF. She was really pretty but holy SHIT I regretted it instantly.
>>34887581what omg... do u do it before work?
>>34887569Put her feet in my face and suck her toes while I was hitting it mish
>>34887584A healthy brain yearns at least 7 times a day.
>>34887587Nope, i’m a dude. That bar was a pretty wild place.
>>34887584Why is he doing this to you?
>>34887567It's not just the clit thing we're grinding the head against the front wall
>>34887586Technically yes. And when I was first starting I did. Then you shower there and then work and then rinse repeat.
I got a new comforter tonight but no one to help fluff it.
No more Mr. Nice Guy. Give me pussy, NOW!!!
>>34887592Theres nobody in particular, though it would be nice to makeout with my ex a bit.>>34887589Is that so?
>>34887584Yearning is a very normal baseline, background mental activity imo. A constant, dull ache, at the risk of using some very trite language.
>>34887599
>>34887601Natalia Fadeev.
>>34887594>we're grinding the head against the front wallDarlin’, you’ve been fucking some seriously small-dicked dudes of his head is against your gspot when you’re grinding on him.
>>34887604Lmao
>>34887606Yeah. Incidentally I posted about it in atoga before and that's about the reaction I got then, too.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32788245/#q32789053
>>34887250I saw it. She squeezed it too
>>34887595I might try that... but it sounds so hard
>>34887608o_o
>>34887607It gets a chuckle out of me because of picrel
>>348876100_0
>>34887611this is blackpilling me
>>34887605Either the front wall or the area behind cervix depending on length if you're gonna get technical about it. Either way that feels good so idk what your problem is.
Yum. I knew a Jordanian girl who looked just like her. Her name was also Natalia, funnily enough
>>34887615Just do some military larping femanon, it’s hot. All you need is baggy camo pants and a tight shirt
>>34887584MYou should realize that somewhere between 60-80% of the anons itt are single and are either trying to bury that same yearning or are coping with itI think it was better before I had someone to cuddle and make out with so I didn't know what was missing.
>>34887569f, idk if its worse spending $200 on sex toys i never use or meowing for a guy on a phone call. like repeatedly. like for two full minutes
>>34887607did she even have nudes?
>>34887611I mean it's accurate.>>34887612Yep, it was years ago though, probably 2021-2022.>>34887621That was before October 7th. I feel worse about the fact that I paid for porn at all.
OF accounts should have a disclaimer on whether they show hole and whether they do hardcore stuffThe big accounts get millions for photos that they show for free on Instagram meanwhile there's girls showing anal creampie for $5Doesn't seem fair
>>34887621bro onlyfans literally donates to AIPAC on the regular it doesn't matter if the pornstar is Israeli
>>34886414Not knowingly, but I had a siege mentality in middle and high school, so I was terse and defensive with girls who talked to me for no reason. I was used to people treating me like a retard, and looking back, some of them probably did it just because they knew I would get asshurt over it, but I was hypervigilant to it at the time.In middle school, a girl came up to me in gym class and wasn't overtly disrespectful, but was asking basic questions like my favorite classes, so I assumed she was patronizing me and just gave short responses without asking anything back until she gave up and left me alone. Similar thing happened in high school gym class with a different girl.Another time, I was called a "locker buddy" in what sounded like a condescending tone, by a girl talking to her friend while standing right next to me. I sperged out and told her to piss off.I also used to read a lot before classes started, and when another girl said she liked my newspaper, I just looked at her in disgust, since I thought she was trying to make fun of me.I'm pretty sure my instincts were right for at least some of these, but I hope I didn't rattle anyone too hard if I overreacted.
>>34887625>Gun waifu This shit is so cringe you guys have such trash taste
>>34887621What genocide?
>Gender If a gross looking person saved you from drowning but once you said thank you, the person sliped his/her hand in your swim suit, gave you one stroke at you genitalias, and then said>No problem sexyBefore running back into the forest.Would you complain to the police?
I will have sex.
A shit-eating grin has spread across my face on October 7th for the last couple of years. I find myself in a good mood on that day for whatever reasonI'm not a cum town listener but did catch wind of how they did a blue chew ad read about how they gave hamas the power to fly mario karts into israel or something to that effect, and that seems to cross my mind annually on october 7th now
>>34887631Kek, gottem. Thread’s gonna nosedive now.
>>34887616You just need to learn to cum and squirt easily from penetration. You’ll change the motions of how you fuck after that.
>>34887640ntaYes, no shit lolIt seems too on the nose to be true
If you had cancer but some stranger snucked in your room at night and raped you in the ass. The next day you no longer had cancer because it was a magic rape. Would you be happy about it?
>>34887618no thanks. i already have camo clothing but i'm not going to do some larping on social media.
Should we ban women from the military and police?
>>34887622>meowing for a guy on a phone call. like repeatedly. like for two full minutesI sometimes forget where on the internet i am
>>34887640https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/onlyfans-owner-leonid-radvinsky-11-million-aipac-1234958976/
>>34887643was he aware that i had cancer and is he raping to help people with cancer?
>>34887643It would no doubt take years of my life to process my magic rape. That sounds like a very complex situation.
>>34887645the military and police should ONLY be women
>>34887625of course a dumb fuck like you falls for this shit
Why are you paying for onlyfans. Just go have sex
>>34887657and they should be genetically engineered to have a superior body temperature regulation so they can fight naked in any weather
>>34887658Ok, c'mere and lemme fuck you
>>34887655What did I fall for?
>>34887659>>34887657what about men. you should be genetically modified too.
>>34887654>>34887657Frank Herbert lives.
>>34887631https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/another-bleak-christmas-bethlehem-christian-families-quit-west-bank-2024-12-01/>In the last year of British rule over the region in 1947, some 85% of Bethlehem's population were Christian. As of a 2017 census, the overall population of Bethlehem was 215,514 with only 23,000 Christians among them. That puts the percentage of Christians in Bethlehem in 2017 at around 10%.https://www.vaticannews.va/en/church/news/2026-07/west-bank-taybeh-christian-village-palestinian-interview-priest.htmlhttps://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2026-08/christians-abandoned-settler-violence-taybeh-bashar-fawadleh.html>The Palestinian village of Taybeh is facing the possible construction of a new Israeli settlers' outpost, prompting renewed concern for the future of the last entirely Christian Palestinian village in the West Bank. Evangelical Christians throw money at Israel to kill the Christians in Palestine, bomb and burn down their villages and churches.
>>34887614>_<
>>34887660How gay of you
>>34887644Would you do the larping in private for your hypothetical boyfriend
>>34887621>>34887665You can't even bomb people without gaslighting eh
im gonna lose my virginity to an atoga moid
>>34887663What, to be 300 pounds
>>34887634in my defense he explicitly requested it and told me to keep going and i was just like yeah okay i guess im meowing.
>>34887671Wouldn't be the first
>>34887650>>34887651So in this scenario, in order to cure the person’s cancer, the magic rapist must rape an unsuspecting and non-consenting person in the ass, only then can he cure the person’s cancer. Let’s explore the moral an ethic of it
>>34887664he was so real for that
>>34887671which one?
>>34887671I want to trade virginities with an atoga foid because that way we don't truly lose anything
I need gifs of dudes smoking cigarettes all melancholic
>>34887679the one im dating rofl
>>34887663male resting body temperature reduced by one degree
>>34887675I miss Birdie
My darling
>>34887672do you want to be 300 pounds???>>34887674haaaaaaa... wellllllllllll if you're offering>>34887685what does that do?
>>34887688Thought you were >>34887684
>>34887686I don't. Fuck enablers.>Tee-hee, you're a shitty asshole? I'm going to reward you for that! XD
>>34887669i don't think i woudl want to. not that kind of larping.
>>34887688>what does that do?moids will have to rely more on foid body heat to survive
>>34887690She had issues but she was a kind soul
>>34887693Simps are insane in the head
>>34887692If their resting temp is reduced they won't need to be as warm because their equilibrium is already lower. Dumbass.
>>34887691I’ll bite the obvious lead, indulge us in your fantasy. What kind of larping would you like to engage in.
>>34887697wrong stupit
>>34887676ok but does he know he has this power? what are his intentions. the result is going to be bad in some aspects either way but i'm curious.
>>34887699>>34887697"wrong stupit" made me laugh out loud in real life at my desk.
>>34887693Nobody in /atoga/ is kind.
>>34887696he's a shutin i met online, i've never even seen him
>>34887700He discovered it in prison when he decided to rape inmates eho had cancer, because he thought they would be easy target. They all miraculously healed and he was allowed out, due to his good behavior of saving people’s life.
Are women retarded?
>>34887704hey im nice to you guys :(
>>34887702lmfao
>>34887708>femanon
>>34887709You were mean to me
>>34887707At least your mom is!
>>34887711not a worry, he’s very kind and didnt even dump me after seeing my face
>>34887709Not out of kindness, out of wanting something
If a woman has sole legal authority over abortion, then give the man a contract that he can sign while she is still pregnant that lets him absolve himself of any future child support payments or legal responsibilities.
>>34887711>dumb fornicator problems
>>34887720No I'm the op. I'm male. Gaylord
These fucking Foids is trcksy ain't they? Beware they scheming, they'll make you think you dreaming! You fall in love and you'll be screaming, "Demon!"
>>34887704That's not fair, there are kind people here who don't ask for anything in return
the only thing a woman should wear is her bush
I really did wish I had shot myself
>>34887698it's impossible because men are not cool werewolves.
>>34887619>I think it was better before I had someone to cuddle and make out with so I didn't know what was missing.God me too :(
>>34887618cringe ass fetish
I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
>>34887727they could be if they got beefy and hairy and wore wolf ears
>>34887704Fuck you. I am kind as can be.
It's always the people who talk about how kind they are that ain't
>>34887732you break my heart regularly
Why are all the bi men kinda ugly?
>>34887731it's not the same thing. ITS NOT THE SAME THING
It's too late for trying
>>34887733Paradoxically, people who claim how incorrigible and awful they are usually are really bad people
>>348873843 fot me6 and 7 are grossI keep staring at 5 and can't decide if she's too fat
>>34887735because gay men are not normal men
>>34887740You have a lot of those don't you faggot
>>34887732Ngl, being the patron paying Exhibanon's rent is pretty wild. You go, girl.
>>34887609I always do the massage chairs immediately afterwards so it feels actually like a refresh coming out of the gym. It's the following two days that are hard for me typically to recover.
I am a fucking rockstar
>>34887744Plenty of regular men are ugly but no gay man is ugly. So why are bi guys ugly?
>>34887747baffled anyone can actually "like" exshittanon as a human being, as he has no personality to speak of. You'd get more interesting responses on practically any topic from an AI chatbot.
>>34887749I'm a cockstar
>>34887750>but no gay man is uglyhahahahahahahahaha hahahahahathat's enough yaoi sweetie
>>34887751He writes monster smut. Guess what women like to read. It's a symbiotic relationship, they both get something out of it.
>>34887753All the ones I know are jacked.
Amerihours are quite spicy
>hookup with chad>his dick is smallhow do you escape the situation, femanon
>>34887756american hours produce some fuckin' cornballs i tell you what
>>34887735because i didnt choose to be born looking thisnway you fucking bitch fuck you
>>34887713nuh uh unless it was that one time and you apologized if that was you
>>34887755>Jacked means they're handsomeAre you braindead or did you fall for the just work out cope
>>34887633Do it.
>>34887754So does OhioCan we just get one normal male namefag for once?
>>34887760Apology not accepted >:[
>>34887715he was just kind. we play games and talk and sometimes get kinda pervy. still friends.
>>34887757By hooking up with the homeless plug and hurting my cervix.Chad almost never has big pp.
>>34887763Normal people don't namefag
>>34887763namefags are the problem, anon
>>34887768>>34887769You guys should kiss.
Women are more educated and gainfully employed now and they realize they don’t need a man
>>34887761We have paper bags, its 2026, of course body is all that matters to me.>>34887757I was just posting about how this is my ideal man.>>34887759FUCK YOU TOO UGLY FAGGOT FUCK YOU THIS IS MY THREAD SUCK MY FUCKING DICK LIL BITCH ILL PISS ON YOU AND PISS THE REST ON YOUR MOTHERS GRAVE
Women do you not need no man
>>34887774badass anon.....
>>34887763Exshit and Ohio are worlds apart, to be fair.
>>34887777I think they're both in the us
>>34887775what i need is a bacon egg and cheese sandwich on a bagel and $80k. but i do kinda want a guy.
My mom is so much better than modern foids. She set a standard that doesn't exist anymore.
>>34887778You cheeky fucker.......
Yippee I got a nosebleed
>>34887780My mommy is my hero too, anon.
>>34887783Anemic bitch
>>34887783Did you pick your nose too hard?
I've seen both armpits
>>34887783got horrifying urge to take a look at your nose and make sure you're okay
>>34887783TAkePictUres!!! All the good art heauxs do1!!
Guys, does your Foid object and protest when you tell her to wax her bush?
>>34887785>>34887786>>34887788I just blew my nose too hard.
I have ascended past the need for love. I only please the flesh now.
>>34887762Is that an invitation?
>>34887763I wrote one short story just as a challenge to myself, come on now. It's not even my thing.
>>34887757Dicklets can never be Chad.
>>34887792why the fuck would i want her to wax her bush
My favorite activity is hazing straight twinks until they're gay.
>>34887796>The werewolf louped good boyily into the arooful moonlight, his fluffy knot canising.
>>34887799Thats so hot tell me more.
>>34887798Are you shitting me right now? Am I being fucking punk'd?
>>34887803no i would leave a woman if she told me she lasered her bush off permanently
>>34887793don't do that
MenHave you ever experimented with another guy?
>>34887800Why do all Foids know what knotting is?
>>34887803Would you strip an angel of her wings?
>>34887806fuck no!
>>34887799>>34887802>>34887806gay men deserve to be oppressed, fujos belong in woodchippers
>>34887807Whats knotting?
>>34887806Nah. I’ve watched exactly one gay porn video before, and I thought it was gross.
>>34887806Bisexual man here. No.
>>34887802I make them wear tighty whities and sit and stand with their legs closed. I make them grow out their hair into droopy bangs. When they speak to me I make them speak softly and quietly.
Is there a new foid trying to convert men to being gay now or what
>>34887800>his fluffy knot canisingThey never should have taught you how to read and write what the fuck did you just make me read
>>34887815fujos really are the equivalent of maggots
>>34887800This is a crazy sequence of words
>>34887811It's what Steve Jobs was doing when he had ligma.
>>34887811You wanna find out?
>>34887809>>34887810>>34887812>>34887813Tragic. Fujos deserve bisexual boyfriends!!!>>34887814Wow... I hope one of your faggots still likes women after all that. I want him.
oooOOooOoohh you're gay now!
>>34887814umm wait it's not normal to stand with my legs closed?
>>34887824Please please please god i wish i had a benis
convert men to fatdom not gaydom
>>34887806This guy has >>34887796Ask him anything
>>34887829I’m getting husky
>>34887831hell yea, keep going anon
>>34887579wtf is a prom
>>34887732
>>34887830I don't get it.
>>34887829every time you post about liking fat men I add one extra hour to my fasting just to spite you :3
State GenderHow many layers of post-ironic larping are you on?
>>34887823I make them my bitch basically. When they're at my place they wear nothing but their underwear, and I have them bring me beer and sit on my lap. They're usually already shy, insecure and seeking a more dominant partner so it's easy to break them, you'd be hard pressed to swing them back the other way. What's the appeal?
>>34887838MI occasionally play ball with others’ larps but post in sickeningly good faith most of the time
>>34887837anon deserving of some force feeding
>>34887838Like... maybe five or six, my dude.
>>34887827For certain flavors of guys ;)
I think it's hilarious that the issue of porn is such a divided debate in the feminist community. On one hand so many men love to watch it so it must be evil and rooted in misogyny and patriarchy because obviously anything men do is, but on the other hand a growing number of conservative men (her dad) want to ban it so therefore it must be empowering to women somehow, and plus you can take money from lonely mentally ill men whose lives don't matter to you because they're men. There's really never any nuance in the arguments, it's just about which one would hurt men more since that's what feminism is ultimately about. >sorry sis but gaping my butthole on stream makes my dad mad so you got internalized mysoggyknee >nuh uh pick-me, men get pleasure so it's literally hitler. You da real internalized mysoggyknee!>the tranny feminist: Do you girlies think my lesbian dick is cute? uwu
>>34887841make me >:3>>34887843but, that's what they taught me at catholic school...
>>34887835rygel might be my favorite character but i liked almost everyone in that show.
>>34887819Who's Steve Jobs?
>>34887844I like porn because it introduced me to my favorite position (mating press/legs up)
>>34887845my force feeding antics are reserved for a different anon
>>34887834A formal dance for graduating high schoolers.
>>34887847Fucking newfag, he founded 4channel (the original 4chan).
>>34887845Oh yeah haha, I bet those men taught you well, turned you into a good boy. It's always the ones that went to Catholic schools that make the best ones
trickster larping gf x autistically sincere bf
>>34887849post armpit now!
>>34887806No, the only gay thing i like that isn't gay because liking it doesn't make me gay is gay women. I kinda like lesbians/bisexual women. Not super butch dyke ones, but kind of gay looking. There's a lot of lesbian girls who are attractive and they're not obviously gay. May be it's not hard to tell, but they don't look like dykes. I like the dyed hair and alt thing they have going on a lot of the time. Some of the clothes they wear are also nice. A couple of materials i like when women wear.
>>34887855I've seen it and you haven't neener neener
>>34887853you're making me uncomfy now
How do I make her see me as more masculine?
>>34887850Plz explain >>34887830
>>34887838>>34887799I checked in on some of the guys I befriended on /v/ 15 years ago and like half of them are trans now. It split pretty evenly among the no gf/has gf lines with only one exception. One of them is still a guy but is fucking an asian femboy who could probably pass in public.It's pretty blackpilling. The only way to respond without losing my sanity or going to war with the world is to increase the layers of irony.
>>34887861Pay someone to fake mug you, and then beat up the fake mugger.
>>34887861Kill another man (in minecraft)
>>34887859you know what? I don't want to see it now.
>>34887860You're used to that
>>34887863Thats so hot make one of them ur bf
>>34887868I want to say no but...goddamn it anon...
>>34887862NTAI think it's referencing how he was sexually abused
>>34887867Good. Mine
Why do so many women not want a man who watches porn while also supporting the concept of "sex workers"? If you don't think it's a shameful to work in the industry, then why do you think it's shameful or wrong for a man to watch it?
No AI was used in the making of this post
I don't like watching porn and I don't like masturbating because it's too messy
>>34887872Wow, uh that is dark
cursing all fujoshits with female pattern baldness
>>34887876tarded
at least this girl I'm talking to doesn't want me to wear panties, finally a normal girl
>>34887884Crush your asshole with a giant dick
>>34887884make me bald like mr. clean idc >>34887887based pervert gf
>>34887883Some bullies resort to bullying for what's out of our control because they're too uncreative to bully for what's within our control.
Either Gender,Describe the perfect date.
>>34887891>based pervert gfex pervert gf
>>34887886Great answer. You can just admit you hate men.
>>34887893MA naked, 6ft tall barbarian woman with a hairy bush yanks rips the front of my pants open and rides me till she cums
effeminate men have the biggest dicks
>>34887893F. A whole day date, starting with walking through the city, getting some coffee, finding something local going on to enjoy until lunch where we go to an oyster bar or something, then head home once it starts getting dark, then we have so much sex we're unable to get out of bed until the next day.
>>34887893I had the most perfect first date already and I fumbled him. :(
>>34887899Nah. My bf is pretty manly and his dick is like 7".
>>34887893Medjoul, soft and wrinkled, skin adhering and not peeling, tender flesh gently pulled open, the pit removed and replaced with a salted nut, the bite exquisite, not too sweet and not too chewy, not too dry and not too moist, just right.
>>34887893MAnything as long as it's with her
>>34887903I could flick it to this.
>>34887883>>34887892Do not simp for namefags please
>>34887905Even the salted nut?
state genderis 7 inches big or not?
>>34887910MNo.
>>34887910No
>>34887909You know, the language is so inoffensive that it even makes that part somehow okay.
>>34887910MYes5.5 is average, 7 is above average
I saw you dancing
>>34887910F. Yes. Anyone who says otherwise needs to take seven inches up the butt before getting to have an opinion.
>>34887913>>34887912>>34887910men r so ragebaity
>>34887910Myes
>>34887910F. I don't know, use cm next time
>>34887924Just under 18cm
>>34887924Is it enough to make you cm?
>>34887893f, I think it was the zoo date where she proposed to me. can't top that really
>>34887910M, yes
>>34887930Gay
>>34887903I prefer khadrawy>>34887893M, anything that lets me get to know her better and flirt at the same time. Flirty conversation over coffee or a picnic or whatever, nothing like movie where you can't talk
>>34887910FAverage in my experience
>>34887930Lmao
I like that most anons are saying 7 inches is big :3
7 inches is not big. I can take 7 inches without trying
>>34887930What do you care what goes on in their private bedrooms they said…
7" is the 6' of dicks, used to be big but now it's the bare minimum.
>>34887940>nonvirginInto the trash it goes
>>34887939You are too fat to be a twink stop using :3
>>34887940Not all of us were blessed with a hallway between our legs. Check your privilege.
>>34887944dont fatshame anon its mean
>>34887944Not fat plus dont know what that has to do with me using :3
>>34887947It's twink coded
I bet he likes it, ah, "up the ass", if you know what I mean, haha.
>>34887948Well if it makes you feel better I am a twink but thats not why I use :3
If big was all that mattered, wouldn’t women ubiversally prefer to be fisted than fucked!
Men would it weird you out if ur gf was only friends with gay male furries?
>>34887951Fucking kek
>>34887950I dont know what you mean, could you please explain that to me?
>>34887940I mean, that'd be more girth-dependent, no? Length alone doesn't have much to do with being able to take it.
My hobby is making people feel insecure
>>34887953Yes, is she also a furry
>>34887957I'm sure you'd know faggot
Men, wazzup
>>34887950I dont know what you mean, could you please explain that to me? x2
>>34887959My hobby is coming on here and treating people nicely
>>34887967Bullshit
>>34887957"Taking" a dick in this context means accommodating it internally in its entirety without harm.
>>34887965Moid hands
>>34887965I'm starting to feel sick so I'm warming up some chicken soup I made a froze a while back. Off work tomorrow so hoping to catch up on a bunch of errands, also gonna try to go to a local neighborhood council meeting. Wazzup with you
>>34887965We've got a cool frog friend visiting our backyard lately. Trying to figure out how to give him water.You?
>>34887970lmao?
>>34887968It's the truth. I like congratulating people on their accomplishments and hearing them out when I can and offering good advice when possible
>>34887973Women here don't care about what we're up to
My hobby is drawing and gunpla
>>34887969Yeah, and that'd be more girth dependent. A 7 inch pencil dick would surely be easier to take than a 4 inch chode, no?
Imagine getting married and then killing yourself lol wtf is your problem faggot
>>34887974I only date blondes.
>>34887976Unequivocally based. I like replying to people that seem like they need a reply, even if it's uncomfortable.>>34887978>gunplaBuilt anything lately?
Women would you look at your baby and say hi baby
men would u let ur gf install an app on ur phone so she could notonly see ur location 24/7 but see ur screen and go thru ur apps whenever she wanted
>>34887988Usually I look at my abortions and go "bye, baby!"
>>34887991MNo a good gf will let you coom in her
>>34887795For >him
How do you start to live for yourself?
>>34887988I would say "hi [name]"
>>34887965>>34887970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16qzZ7J5YQ
Im not even a BV hater and I find it so funny that she just adores that lankoid man
>>34887989No. That is red flag levels of paranoia, and frankly I'd reconsider the relationship immediately at the mere suggestion. Who knows what weird tracking shenanigans she might try on me even if I say no. I'd even be inclined to think she's up to her own shady business and projecting it onto me.
>>34887989No
>>34888000-_-
>>34887996Its not a race thing, stop making it a race thing. I just happen to have four exes, all with 7" dicks.
>>34887989Sure why not?
>>34888003Would you date a blond black
i stimulated my prostate the other day not worth it
>>34887997If he didn't have a name yet. Would you tell him it's ok mama's got you when he comes out crying
>>34888008How the fuck did you know I was irishanon?
>>34887989No. If she doesn't trust me to that extent, it's already over.>>34887995Learn to live without the approval of others. Don't seek disapproval, but accept it. You don't need to argue or justify yourself to everybody you encounter.List all your values and priorities in life, and determine if each one is something you value because of others, or because it's something you personally care about. Figure out what you want out of life.
>>34888011Wait do you have red hair?
>>34888006Any woman would date Frank Ocean but they can’t because he’s gayhttps://youtu.be/r4l9bFqgMaQ
Fuck I hate drinking and alcohol but I hate it less than being sober
>>34888013Feels like shitting in reverse how do people orgasm from that?
>>34888016Oh>>34888017Auburn
Going to the movies and drinking exactly one beer on Saturday.
i'd share my redbull w him
What penis length is considered big now?
>>34888025IS THAT WHY I GET SO RED THERE WHEN IM DRUNK?!?>>34888027No, I dye my hair blue-black exclusively.
>>34888032idk what that is, sounds dirty so no
>>34888032Lol
>>348880298.5
>>34888031I thought you were black haired naturally from your photos
Gen Z is overusing the word "genuinely" the way millennials overused "literally" and it's starting to piss me off
Genuinely what is his problem
>>34888038Wait so why would sex make it flush?
Average femanon after the weekend.
>2006>6" is big because the average is 5.5">2016>7" is big because everyone keeps saying they're 6" online>2026>8" is big because everyone keeps saying they're 7" onlinecan't wait for everyone to claim to have foot long cocks in the 2050s
>>34888039Idk what you mean, anon. :)>>34888043My flesh caves are way cuter than this.
>>34888045You do know what I mean Fatty
>>34888047Im not fat, its loose skin. :(
>>34888048Nah you got a whole pooch going. And saggers to boot.
>>34888042>why would physical exertion make a light-skinned girl’s skin flush?Really?
>>34888056i think there's more than one goth here (I'm one too)
>>34888056I'm plastic irish.
>>34888056We have a British goth >>34888060 and an intersexual goth (birdanon)
I'm so bored of my shitty good for nothing going nowhere life.
Foids, have you taken so much fucking cock that you can no longer pair bond?
>>34888069Why you gotta step on my silly little fun larps?>>34888072I only want to pairbond with chad and then I want to destroy him.
I'm not gangsta enough
>>34888078You step on your men I step on you. Not a fan of your own medicine?
>>34888078>and then I want to destroy him.how would you destroy him?
is having a innocent, trustworthy face as a guy a good thing? i often have people tell me i look like a good person, even had a girl once tell me your eyes tell me you've got a good soul. i want to look more masculine and dominant how can i do this
>>34888083No. You're seen as a beta or a child and unworthy of respect
>>34888014I will work on that list, I have a feeling a lot were once personally cared about but twisted to others wants at the time, I did one thing I wanted and cared about, it undid someone elses envisioned plan and has been difficult to not feel worth pursuing my own value.
Women, do curling irons actually work?
>>34888083Dominance is a behavior not a look.
>>34888065that would actually be fun>>34888069ah close, I'm the Australian goth
>>34888086>>34888087it's in my eyes i believe. i have big almond shaped brown eyes and a lean face. i kinda look like al pacino when he was younger
Worried that I'm just going to the movies to have an excuse to drink exactly one beer.
Speaking of beer what beer should I drink if I hate beer
Men, who’s hotter?Current Sydney Sweeney or Prime Megan Fox?
>>34888099The ‘hard’ whatevers
>>34888100Kys
>>34888100Megan fox by miles not even fucking close
>>34888099Stout.
>>34888099Raspberry sour beer, picrel is pretty widely available in my experience. Wouldn't recommend IPAs or stouts as an entry point if you already hate the widely available lagers. I personally prefer the Japanese stuff like Sapporo or Asahi to the American brands if you wanna keep exploring more standard beers and not going into the more niche shit
>>34888100prime megan fox has the best face i've ever seen, it's flawless. sydney sweeney has the most sexiest body ever
>>34888100Megan fox is so incredibly overrated.
>>34888099f, there's a German non alcoholic beer that alfi sometimes has for Oktoberfest thats pretty good
>>34888108just come out and say you're gay, nothing wrong with it
>>34888112Man face
Women, Which Girl Interrupted actress is hotter, Winona Ryder or Angelina Jolie?
>>34888112If fake tits were a face
>>34888090it's in the face as well sister. i just look super smart and nerdy, i have all my life. people are often willing to take fights with me too, if i looked more dominant people would "respect" me more
>>34888113no it seems a bit too rowdy for me. i prefer quiet cafes with friends
Prime Brigitte Bardot or Prime Monica Belluci?
>>34888090If he's 6'2 he's dominant, if he's 5'2 he has a Napoleon complex kinda shit
>>34888115Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women to have ever walked this earth.
>>34888118>>34888116>>34888114i am a guy and you guys have to be kidding me. are you really calling megan fox not attractive? bro please post 1 woman who is 1/3 as attractive as her, let me see you guys' taste
>>34888072We are not a pair bonding species. We are meant for matriarchy roost and moid scouts.
>>34888119There’s no such thing as cool people, only uncool people. Your demeanor is a result of your attitude.
>The jury in the Lindsay Clancy triple-murder trial has again informed the judge it cannot reach a unanimous verdict. >Judge William Sullivan replied by issuing a Tuey-Rodriguez instruction, urging jurors to continue deliberating and make every reasonable effort to reach a decision.I still don't understand why this trial is so hard usually when you confess to killing your kids the jury deliberates and gives you the death penalty in a couple of hours
>>34888102>>34888106>>34888105So fruity shit? I've had Sapporo didn't like it. No idea what a stout actually is or how it's different >>34888110That's missing the entire point thobeit
>>34888089Work permanently? No. That is what perms are for.
>>34888088Good luck, anon.
>>34888127Your mother
>>34888123i am 6'1 with shoes but i am skinny>>34888129i dont want to look cool but masculine. i look like a cute trusthworthy guy, imagine young alpacino, i look 80% like him
>>34888130Name a better woman, baitanon.
>>34888127>calling megan fox not attractiveNo one called her ugly. She looks like what women would create if they made their idea of a perfect woman.
>>34888130what happens if they still disagree a third time?
>>34888131idk, you can enjoy the taste of beer or other alcohols and not want the intoxication effect. i prefer to use different drugs since alcohol is so bad for you
>>34888136Kinda gross
>>34888127>bro please post 1 woman who is 1/3 as attractive as her
The best women are women who age gracefully.
>>34888136Chase Infiniti
>>34888131Beer is broadly made of a grain that's fermented and has this herb called hops added. The hops add bitterness and occasionally fruity scents. Sours have actual fruit added to them so they come out sweeter and tart. Stouts are darker and heavier and richer, the grains that make the beer are more toasted prior to fermentation, think of some shit like Guinness. IPA's have extra hops added so they come out super bitter although some can have a more fruity fragrance because of it. What kind of shit do you like normally?
>>34888135>imagine young alpacinoLike godfather al pacino?
I'm texting this girl, but she doesn't text me first. Like, she engages with conversation with me, and she doesn't do half-assed responses, but I'm always the one to initiate. Anyways, she didn't read my last text yet, which I sent a week ago. I would like to go on a date with her, but I honestly would be fine just staying friends with her, since I haven't seen her in years. Lowkey, I just don't know how to continue the conversation, even though I very much would like to.
>>34888144First is peak
>>34888139That's it then. Mistrial. It all starts over.
>>34888147That’s scarlet johansen before aging and “enhancements”.
>>34888150Shes so not interested. Sorry, anon.
>>34888145Good pick
>>34888149i look very similar to this except my jaw is kinda wider and my hair shorter, rest is very similar to my face
>>34888150You can’t backdoor your way into pussy.
>>34888158Grow a beard? I'm a dude but you sound handsome enough, what's the issue
>>34888158And you think he looks too nice and cute?
>>34888157Fiona Apple, my everything.
>>34888131>So fruity shit? Like hard lemonade, hard ice tea, or yeah one of the fruity ones.
>>34888127
>>34888161i guess? he is older here so maybe that cute factor is gone. he does look trustworthy though>>34888160i've a stubble, it doesn't make much difference. i actually look older clean shaven idk why
Saw a Belgian beer bar in my city selling a beer for $60 USD for 330ml.
how about Natasha Liu Bordizzo, or the hapa chick that plays Suki in that trash live action avatar show?
>>34888168Dude, trustworthy is a good look to have. Where dominance shows through is more via nonchalance and behavior.
I wish he loved and cherished me
>>34888167Not sure what you mean.>>34888163My eyes are green, may hair is red and Im going to marry a dumb blonde.
>>34888150>she didn't read my last text yet, which I sent a week agoshe is not interested at ALL. delete her number and go find a girl who likes you
People always say I look angry or serious
>>34888175OR she got pissed at him because he refused to make a move and is now done with him in that way.
gender, thoughts on heroin chic being back in fashion?
>>34888180This thread already lamented the possibility of nice asses going out of fashion.
>>34888180Should only be for men.
>>34888180GLP-1 is "Heroin Chic at Home".
>>34888183nooo
>>34888180is it rly? also i feel like u asked this a few times
>>34888179I like scientists. Clueless, autistic scientists I can take advantage of.>>34888186That bait was meant for (you)
>>34888130They're deliberating on which version of the life sentence she's going to get. This really isn't as big a deal as you've been making it out to be for a dozen threads.
>>34888189>I like scientists. Clueless, autistic scientists I can take advantage of.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25nzu6hh0Q
>>34888191They’ve been deliberating for five fucking days and have informed the judge once again today that they’re at an impasse.
>>34888180F. Good shit, I could use to motivation to re-commit myself to anorexia
>>34888194Baited you!
>>34888181>>34888182>>34888183>>34888184I'm a bit overweight but not obese and I'm trying to lose a bit more. still have a nice ass tho>>34888187haven't asked before, but like everyone I know takes glp-1 agonists
>>34888191>for a dozen threadsWhy have you been in a dozen atoga threads in a row? Go outside. This is more of a self-report than an own. This is my first time bringing up the trial in the thread
>>34888177could be, but either way she is barely lukewarm about him. anything other than a yes is a no
>>34888195Shes just like me...
>>34888148It looks good in the bottle and I always expect it to taste richer, breadier or more tart than it does, and then I just get hit with donkey piss. Something darker might be better Normally I like shit like just straight up gin or vodka, sometimes wines I like red better than white. Gay shit I suppose
>>34888191No they aren't. Get real. She will serve 0 time.
It just goes to show never date a bitch with beady black eyes
>>34888184Heroin chic can’t make a come back if nobody is aboe to get heroin without fantanyl in it
>>34888213
>>34888213uh oh i got some of those
I grew up in the 3rd world and I don't understand the popular culture references you guys make
>>34888205>richer, breadier or more tartYou wouldn't be able to find something that encompasses all three of these. If you want richer and breadier, you can try stouts or a Belgian Tripel like picrel. Lots of American stouts are meme bullshit like chocolate coffee oatmeal bourbon stouts or some nonsense. Some of them do shit like that but still come out nice like Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout but others just taste like being extra for the sake of being extra. I enjoy Old Rasputin too as far as dark and rich American stouts go. Belgian trappist beers like Chimay or St Bernardus are more classic in a way, heavier on the bready and higher abv too although maybe less rich/thick than American stouts. If you want tart then obviously sours are the way to go but it's kinda the same shit. If you go American there's a bunch of meme tier bullshit but if you go with the old Belgian breweries you can't go wrong
>>34888221This is the place where pop culture references are made.
>>34888224I am from Zimbabwe
>>34888225What languages do you guys speak over there?
women, why aren't you increasing the number of fronts each moid is dealing with?
>>34888225A whim awayA whim awayA whim awayA whim away
>>34888226Pidgin>>34888227Sometimes we see American tourists
>>34888226NtaBut they have 16 official languages, so most of them speak English.
>>34888225That's a weird way to spell "Occupied Rhodesia"
>>34888231Pidgin of what though, isn't a pidgin the blending of two languages
>>34888231When mosquito perch for your scrotum, na there you go know say no be only violence dem dey use solve problem.
>>34888229I'm taking this mindset to my life but the people I meet are the challenges and tasks I need to complete. Enough defense. It's time to attack.
the last time i interacted with a girl my age was 2 years ago. am i beyond salvation?
why do men never attempt the activity method?
>>34888240>activity methodThe fuck is that
>>34888240>The activity methodWhat does that mean?Also I made a chocolate eclair.
>>34888244Looks good, how'd you make the chocolate? Is it a ganache
>>34888225Are you white or black?
>>34888249He didn’t say rhodesia
>>34888247>Is it a ganacheYeah, just chocolate and cream. I would have liked to let it cool a bit longer but I was just testing for a get together on the weekend. Idk why I put whipped cream on top. I thought that was common but now that I check, like no images have eclairs with whipped cream on top.
There is this girl at work who is doing a co-op in another department. I have some training in that department, but my home department is too busy so, I don't see her too often. I have met her and talk to her a few times, the vibes are good should I just ask her out the next time I see her, or should I play it differently? The last time we chatted she said she hopes to see me in the department again.
>>34888251The white people still living there are woke, all the chuds emigrated.
>>34888254What percent chocolate did you use? Looks pretty dark. And yes the cream on top confused me, made me think you did that instead of a cream filling
Should I just take girls out who are openly just in it for a free date night just to practice dating? I don't really care about spending money on dinner or an event for 2 if I can at least get some experience in.
>>3488826070%. Yeah there is the normal cream inside. Maybe not as much as their should be, but it's my first time making choux pastry and it worked well enough.
>>34888180FThey don't even make real heroin any more on the one hand it's nice that my body is becoming trendy but at the same time I feel like this doesn't bode well for society as a whole. "Oh nobody can buy groceries? We'll make that a trend on tiktok!"
>>34888261Choose places you want to try out that you wouldn’t otherwise.
>>34888262Looks pretty tasty to me, good work anon
if the penis is big enough to break the pussy, what's the strategy
>>34888270Define break the pussy
>>34888270You mean bruise it or?
>>34888202i do actually! my best squat was 110kg. trying to get back to it eventually>>34888264in Australia they do actually because we get it straight from the golden triangle, which is good because we get to avoid fent
>>34886414Yes. I basically just ignored her until she went away. She didn’t seem offended. She was very fat and ugly.I’ve also dumped girls. There was one that was an absolute bitch. She made out like she’d never been into me in the first place. Okay honey. You totally weren’t texting me for dates every three weeks for two years, even when I’d just ignore you.
>>34888270You find a big-boned woman.
Wait, I got distracted by desserts. What is "the activity method"?
It’s funny how terminally online men try to make sex so complicated. I got married last year and vanilla, cowgirl sex with my wife with the lights off is about as wild as it needs to be. Foreplay just consists of kissing (above the belt). She was a virgin and I’d only been with one other girl.Why would you ever need more? Why did I ever think I needed more? The world may never understand.
>>34888281Faggot
>>34888281how'd you meet your wife?
foids who's hands and feet like ice, cool me down pls?
i went entire 4 years of college without getting a gf. now i cant even find a good job. how fucked am i guys?
>>34888281simple man satisfied with simple thingsask yourself why so many marriages end with no sex
>>34888281Based lazy sex-haver
>>34888293do they? i saw on twitter that by age of 25, 95% adults have had sex and a relationship. and in college it's supposed to be easier than ever. i think i need to end it because i fkd my life up
>>34888281>>34888291When I dated people, my fondest memories are just of cuddling handjobs. Sex is too much effort.
>>34888283You are gay.>>34888284Church. Literally memed into her and said hi.>>34888287It isn’t all that amazing. We weren’t able to have sex for like three months because she was too tight. We even went to the gynecologist together because I was afraid something was actually wrong.
The White House is doing viral marketing shit to hype up Vance doing a press conference, it would be funny if Trump just retired and peaced out.
>>34888286I got the clammy variant sorry. You want my feet? Those are cold and dry. Stick em in your pits.
>>34888296JH moment
>>34888300I'm a space heater that can't shut off, so I'll take it
>>34888286I think thats the best partI overheat super fast and a girl is like a giant icecube I can cuddle at night
>>34888299That would actually be very funny. Just like>I'm old and tired and don't even care about any of this.And then there is a puff of smoke and trump is gone and nobody ever finds out where he went.
>>34888289The wife is surprisingly happy with it too.>wife is in bad mood>push her down on the bed and grunt at her>she complains, says “ugh but I am le tired~”>i fire ze missiles>shoop da woop
>>34888296Yeah but that’s kino getting one.>watching a movie together and she just goes to stroking without asking or saying anything.
>>34888303>>34888304I hate being cold all the time but I guess it's nice someone gets some use out of it.
>>34888308married men on 4chud are an embarrassing demographic so i recommend leaving asap for your own sake
>>34888312Much lower than that. We are devout Catholics.
>>34888286Fun fact/tip fellas, get socks on your girl for sex so she’s be more comfortable and relaxed.
>>34888316Pulling out is a sin and so is any other form of contraception
I need the warm body of a femanon who runs hot, keep the ice queens away from me
i wish i could get a gf like charleen weiss, that insta stacy
>>34888323people often say I'm warm and also soft
>>34888281is oral not vanilla anymore
>>34888320Yes.>>34888322She’s lowkey a psychotic stage 6 clinger in addition to being devout. If I hadn’t married her she’d probably have gone yandere. I’ve never been so happy in my life.
>>34888326Until about 40 years ago it was considered sodomy by basically everyone in the west.Tbh that one took a wee bit getting used to but the sex is great so whatever.
I washed my sheets today. It's gonna be extra comfy in bed tonight
>>34888323I'm just sweaty not warm, sorry. I'm not even fat this is bullshit.
>>34888159It's not even about pussy, I just haven't seen her in years.
>>34888327>>34888329I almost feel sorry for this guy, lmfao
>>34888150She isn’t interested. Sorry.
>>34888325warm pillow femanon...
>>34888334And she reached out to you?
>>34888342I saw her IRL, and she seemed happy to see me. I said that we should go out and do something, so she gave me her phone number. I texted to confirm that I had the right number, and she texted back. She's said that she's been busy with various things whenever I ask her if she wants to go do something, but she always gives a reason why.
>>34888344she is jewish? idc anyway her face and body...,man fuck my life. her bf is a 6'7 terra chad btw
>>34888348Sounds like a chick who likes orbiters.
>>34888281>he thinks the honeymoon phase is going to lastHAHAHAHA
>>34888349That's definitely the issue sometimes. I need to take better care of myself or I'm gonna get diabetes. But I also think my youngest sister and I have hyperhidrosis at least in the pits. She's described the same issue I had in high school. I wouldn't even be warm but my pits would be soaked and feel like they're burning, like it hurt to sweat. All my shirts had permanent stains.
>>34888352Nah, I don't think she's like that. BTW, when you ask a girl if she wants to go do something, is it obvious that you're asking her out on a date? I'm not entirely sure that it is, but a number of women seem to understand it as such.
>>34888297>Church. Literally memed into her and said hi.Based. Any advice? Feeling like it's just a numbers game. The girls at my church are nice but I just don't feel really any connection yet, but there's new people coming in all the time and we've actually started to get some girls. I'm trying to avoid asking a girl out on her first time visiting ofc, so lately I just try to get them connected to the other girls who I've befriended since a lot of them are scared of talking to new people but will if I introduce them.
>>34888356It doesn’t matter either way. You’ve reconnected, exchanged numbers, and she won’t even go on a friendly lunch.
>>34888354Nta. Yep, look here. >>34888308
>>34888338i like the think where guys lay their head on my lap
>>34888363still dreaming of experiencing this some day
enemy ending but gender reversed and instead of a big spider my husband is a big cat
>>34888367
>>34888367Men, what would your first order of business be as a cat shaped husband?
>>34888371W I D E
>>34888371>It should be something that can make an ugly person look decent enough That's what corsets and all the padding were for. To disguise a less than ideal body.
>>34888357So my wife was a weird situation. She was basically ready to meet someone, a loner, and weird/mildly autistic. It turned out a mutual friend of a mutual friend knew her and knew she was single. So then I actually talked to her.But yeah ultimately it’s a numbers/luck game. She wasn’t the first girl I talked to at church. I had a disastrous one about four months before.I think it’s important to be clear that you’re discerning marriage pretty early, rather than pussyfooting around what you’re doing. But at the same time don’t be stiflingly intense. Let shit happen. A lot of the churchy girls you’ll meet will be pretty high strung, so they’ll need someone levelheaded to even them out.And yeah, have a job.
>>34888369Licking my asshole.
>>34888378WW1
>>34888261You’ll learn how to date free-meal girls.
>>34888382So there's really just no options?
>>34888248No, I like being pale
>>34888248>>34888384Same
>>34888383You could go on a date.
>>34888248Tanlined anime girls.Also Summertime Rendering is underrated thanks to nobody having disney plus when it aired so nobody watched it.
>>34888248Women, do you realize how hot you are when you have a full body, unbroken tan?
If you watch the Harry Potter show you're not allowed to post in /atoga/ anymore.
>>34888387I'm not good enough at dating to go on dates. That's the whole point.
>>34888391The show?
I’ll see you in hell if you living with regrets, man
>>34888393Yes, they made a show.
>>34888392To gain experience you have to experience.
>>34888385Women didn't actually hate corsets that's the thing. They were useful. The teenage girls who didn't start wearing them when they usually would have became flappers, and underwire bras were invented in the 30s. So then it was bra and girdle because woah stretch fabric, innovation. The hippies are what really killed the "daily shapewear" thing.
>>34888390I've never gotten a full body tan I'm afraid of burning my lips.
>>34888395I thought we banished jkr off twitter for being transphobic.
>>34888399jfk?
>>34888391Shut up, nerd.
>>34888398can't be any harder to avoid than burning the rest of your body?
guys, how quickly do you get hard? i think i might've fkd up my D from jerking off. it doesnt get that hard quickly anymore and i really need to be in the mood or think about soemthing sexy. also random erections and morning erections are gone. am i fucked?
>>34888402No, that was the second president shot in the head
>>34888404Not true actually. Any of the thinner skinned areas are more prone to burning and your genitals are delicate and not usually exposed to sunlight.
>>34888402Oh, nvm. I thought you meant RFK jr, and was like>of all the things, I don't know that I've seen him be transphobicBut I understand JKR now.
>>34888393Nta. Not only are they doing a show, but they are doing a show of the same story. But this time they are adding more realism to it, which usually means less color.
>>34888399There's still millions of millennial women who will line up for HP shit. My brother's wife rereads the series every year.
>>34888408so just take it slower sunning your pussy?
>>34888411Maybe transphobia is cool now. Since we are in deep fascism.
>>34888414I'm not american, so I don't know. Why do you think the population didn't stop it?
I can't seem to read anymore, I just can't focus. Even comics feel too draining.
>>34888413I'd rather just not I tend to fall asleep
>>34888416Me neither
>>34888416>>34888419Takes practice to get back into it.
>>34888415I think it was that darned AR reading program and scholastic book fairs. I remember they were hefty points and always checked out. Successful psyop.
>>34888417you dont, men can't be BPD, theyre aspd(ick)
>>34888420Practice to read again. Some real bullshit
hey moid im going to touch u
>>34888417Don't do that
>>34888423More practicing to focus than practicing to read.
>>34888418I'd be tending on you with cool drinks and to rub your body with tanning oil so that doesn't happen however
>>34888421Well I meant the fascism. But also that I guess.
>>34888415We’re scared. We live in a surveillance state with a very powerful military.
>>34888424Where?
>>34888431the sides of ur torso, ur getting tickled
>>34888428No thanks
>>34888430Do you think most people are scared, or most people just don't even know or care? Do you think most americans can give a coherent definition of fascism?
>>34888405someone help me out
>>34888433
>>34888434>Do you think most people are scared, or most people just don't even know or care?It’s honestly a mix of both. A lot of the political disenfranchisement here comes somewhat rightfully from fear of the state.>Do you think most americans can give a coherent definition of fascism?No.https://youtu.be/ZSDf81SQYYw
Do you know how to use a camera?
Ayo fuck the state we doing superpositions
>>34888446Sure.
Should I kill myself if I keep bumping into things and dropping things?
>>34888446I used to I took a photography class in high school where I got to use the darkroom but I don't think I remember anything useful.
Had a date tonight but the girl just text to cancel for x reason. She's away this weekend, but has said she's still interested in meeting and suggested next weekend.The last time someone cancelled on the day of, she was on holidays for the next 2 weekends and I never bothered to text her again.Firstly do I take her cancellation as an honest cancellation?Secondly how do I text her between now and next weekend? I already had kinda ran out of topics to talk about over text and was just waiting for in person. I've got to back away for a few days, then re-engage mid next week and warm her up again, how do I do this?
>>34888448How do I use her
>>34888449No, you should get better sleep and take a multivitamin.
>>34888453Oh, idk about that kinda handicam. More of a mirrorless dslr guy. Does it turn on?
>>34888455Yeah it has 80 megapixel resolution
>>34888453Why are you brown
>>34888456What's wrong then? Just press record and film your rap music video?
>>34888446f, yes! i have film and mirror less cameras. do you have any questions?
>>34888460Nta what cameras do you have?
I had a film camera at some point but sadly it was destroyed.
>>34888458I'm european>>34888459I just have no idea how to do that. Do I press mode or menu? Do I need a memory slot inserted into the camera or does it have local memory?
what's the goal of women who have kids then leave the man? they really think they'll get another man to raise their kids?
>>34888466You dumbass. That's your tooth from yesterday
>>34888466Fucking figure it out dude it's not like you'd be wasting film or break it by pushing some buttons and looking for a memory card slot. Kids these days.
>>34888462film:k1000kmspotmaticsome random Kodak point and shootdigitalKodak DC something (great for 00s aesthetic)some Kodak point and shoot zoommirror lessOlympus em10 mkiiPanasonic s5cinema cambmpcc4k (sold it though)ive also got some zenith camera from the USSR that I bought solely for the Helios lens
I love 16mm film I love this music video
Both genders, if you can only have 1 porn scene to watch for the rest of your life which one would you pick?
>>34888469I'm an adult
Women, if a guy who otherwise seems confident and not shy does not flirt with you, do you interpret it as disinterest or do you consider tha he may be shy in regards to women?
>>34888446Kinda
>>34888473One of Isabelle Miller’s scenes before she got lipo
>>34888476Sure you areProbably need instructions for the air fryer too
>>34888473Hey, moid, you should really pluck out your eyes if you think anyone but extreme degenerates can describe a single scene of a porn.
>>34888477if any guy of any attractiveness ever flirted with me irl i'd assume he was making fun of me or wearing meta glasses,
>>34888482Hey cutie
>>34888470Cool stuff. I wanted a k1000 when I was shopping for a film camera but idk what people were thinking online when I was looking they were selling it for like £2-300 so ended up with an om2n. Also why sell the bmpcc? Is it because of the s5?
>>34888481There is no reason to be upset *flying lawnmower gif*
>>34888477Neither I guess? I only interpret it as disinterest if I'm actively trying to interest him and I'm getting nothing.
>>34888486I'm not even upset. Your question is dumb and not real conversation.
>>34888487>if I'm actively trying to interest him and I'm getting nothingShould have mentioned that thats the situation I meant. Guy doesn't flirt back, essentially.
>>34888488Halloween is coming up. what are you going to do to celebrate?
>>34888484ah, the km is basically better than the k1000 in every way but often cheaper or at least used to be. film cameras are a weird thing, but I think the hypes died down a bit or at least I dont do as much film as I used toyeah I sold the p4k and got the s5. but even that kind of sucks since neither have pdaf which for my work is kind of needed. eventually I want to get an a7rvi or whatever the current model at the time is, and ideally pair with a nice 85/90mm for portraits
>>34888490They usually respond differently than someone who's not interested at all
I'm afraid to measure my IQ because what if I'm retarded
>>34888494In what way?
>>34886414Age 12:>Met a girl on a resort vacation who was from my city. Hit it off. Came home intending to meet. Sent her Facebook profile to another foid friend, who said she was ugly. I believed her, and when the resort girl asked me out I ghosted.>Emo girl I had an interest in. She was a smoker, a cutter and had already had a bunch of sex. I invited her over to my house, touched her titties and asked if I could finger her. She said no because my parents were home. A few days later she tried to sext me on facebook, I turned her down.Age 14:>Prom at school, I asked a redhead for the prom and she said yes. School intervened because it was 75% male and instead assigned partners by lottery. I had to share a Somali girl with an Indian guy. After a dinner we were supposed to dance. We had practised waltz but the negro DJ instantly put on rap songs and Inoped out. Eventually he put on a slow song and I noped out. When he eventually put on a slow song she tried to get me to dance, I told her to go away.>Same prom, redhead girl tried to pull me from the sidelines for a dance. I told her to go away too.
I thought I knew how to flirt but I dunno now. Maybe I never was charismatic and people were just pretending to be my friends
>>34888496Who cares
>>34888498I love teenage fumbles
>>34888500Me? It would collapse my blissful ignorance and colour all my thoughts and perceptions from that day forward
>>34888502Okay well if you root your ego in an arbitrary definition of intelligence then that’s a skill issue. Become formless
>>34888504What. That doesn't mean anything
>>34888480Instead of being a little bitch with a smelly bagina you could at least try to be quiet. You don't wanna help fine but your age is fucking irrelevant.
>>34888506It means that caring about your IQ is fundamentally incorrect and you should find other, healthier things for your ego
>>34888491Just corpse paint again.
>>34888492I think you could look at the s5ii. From memory I think that has pdafThe new sony stuff looks so good but I don't think I'll ever be able to afford it. It would be super nice tho for motorsport photography.You mentioned work. Do you work full time as a photographer?
>>34888508Are you saying that I should just not care about being mentally stunted
>>34888501Biggest regret is redhead girl. She even got her (admittedly ugly) friend to winggirl her too. It was cute. But negro rap was beneath me, I wanted to waltz.
>>34888507>age is irrelevant It's really not. If you're gen Z it proves my hypothesis.
>>34888511Sorta. I’m saying that you aren’t mentally stunted, not the way your anxiety is saying, and that you shouldn’t worry about it because it doesn’t denote your worth, yeah? Do you have a job? Loving family? A friend to two? Hobbies?
>>34888467Yes, get a desperate betabux. Pretty simple in current year.
>>34888511What would knowing change other than making you feel shitty?
>>34888497Someone who's bored by you or has a girlfriend is trying to get out of the conversation and doesn't want to be touched. A guy who's into you but shy will stare at you like a deer in headlights and accept being touched.
>>34888514>it doesn’t denote your worthI mean kind of, how are you gonna get anywhere if you can't figure anything out>Do you have a job? A crap wagie one because I never went to college >A friend to two? Idk how I manage to keep them around because I'm uninteresting to talk to (due to low IQ) but yeah >Hobbies?Sure. That are hard to learn and pick up. Because of low IQ>>34888516>What would knowing change other than making you feel shittyNothing that's why I haven't taken one
>>34888487>if I'm actively trying to interest himwhat does that look like?
>>34888515someone better than the man they already took the babybatter from, repeatedly?
>>34888496Why would you? What does it matter. Those free online are not reliable and are mental puzzles just for fun. A professionally administered test costs a lot of money (an aren't super reliable either), and for what? What would it change? You still have to work with what you've got, do your best, no matter how gifted or not you are. At best a professional test could indicate that you need some help and assistance in your life if you're actually retarded, which might improve your quality of life if you manage to translate a certified test result into actually getting assistance in whatever form is appropriate for you personally.But if you're talking about an online test, just do it for fun. The results don't really matter and you shouldn't be afraid getting to know yourself and your talents and limitations.
>become fwb with ex ex ex after years of no contact>we keep it light and fun, flirt and sex every day>slowly becomes like a relationship again>we only text and fuck tho>literally ask him to be my bf>want to cook and clean for him and suck his cock constantly and give him babies>tell him this>>lmao hell no you had your chance>his words verbatim>okay.jpeg>this goes on for months>meet another guy>go out on a date and kiss him>tell ex about it because I kinda love him still>>ew wtf you whore>stops talking to mewhy are men like this?
>>34888519>get anywhereHow old are you? There is no “anywhere”, no emotional catharsis where once you hit a certain career peak, you’re suddenly fulfilled. I’m 141 IQ and I’m a NEET who day drinks. It does not fucking matter
>>34888524I've only done online ones it's the real one's I'm talking about here
>>34888522Better as a stable provider, worse at making the pussy tingle.
>>34888424You promised only lies.
>>34888526Because moids think in retarded monogamy frames of mind. He wasn't going to give you a pat on the back if he wasn't at least honestly enm, girliepop.
>>34888521Like flirting. I'm sorry this is a played out topic I don't want to get into it.
>>3488852722, idk it just seems useful to better navigate the world, figure things out, know when an opportunity arises and how to leverage it, getting ahead of others in competitive environments, reaching your goals and having/figuring out what they are in the first place. >I’m 141 IQ and I’m a NEET who day drinksHow does that happen, sounds more like depression or some other condition on top of that
This morning I saw this exact woman. We made eye contact, so I went up to her and we started talking. After a while, she said “there’s only one reason why I’m not going to kiss you right now”. I asked what it was. She said “him”. I turned around, and there he was: Bibi Netanyahu.
I wouldn't date a woman who goes to psychics.
>>34888518Shy guys don't actually want real girlfriends and the guys that do have irl girlfriends don't act like they want the girlfriend(s) they have. It's a lose lose for the ladies
>>34888423That's what you get for letting yourself fall out of practice. Now get off the internet, turn of your phone, and get you some focus time.
>>34888532Use your words, baby boy.
>>34888537Is that when you woke up or does that come later
>>34888532You making smores?
>>34888518I tend to larp as the former except not wanting to be touched. I think its the most embarassing and shameful thing to be anxious and insecure around women at an adult age.
>>34888391I wouldn't even know about any Harry Potter show if it wasn't for atoga and (you).
>>34888541He already did, low reading comprehension 4chan lady.
>>34888513Cope and seethe
>>34888546I'm not going to pretend I know what you're talking about.
>>34888534but he was the one who insisted we just be fuckbuddies. Why would he call me a whore if someone else actually wanted to take me out for dinner instead of using me for sex?
>>34888536You don’t need IQ to figure all of that out, and the fact you’re already thinking about these things shows you aren’t nearly as retarded as you’re worried about. Those things come with experience, which comes from time. Like for example>better navigate the worldIn what way? Better like more money? That’s a personal ethos for you to decide.>know when an opportunity arises and how to leverage it, getting ahead of others in competitive environmentsNot IQ, this is people skills. >reaching your goals and having/figuring out what they are in the first place.Also not IQ, this is self awareness and experience. These things you’re worried about are not IQ required. IQ is just a tool like anything else.>How does that happenIf you read about high IQ people, they tend to get quite debilitating the higher it goes. I’m very good at systems and logic, but I’m also quite mentally ill and didn’t have a good support structure growing up, so I was put pretty behind the 8 ball. You’ll be alright big man. Just work hard and don’t do drugs, be principled and don’t listen to evil
>>34888100Megan Foximus Prime
>>34888549Because he just implied that he was thinking you would gaslight yourself into being monogamous toward his unfaithful ass. Fwb=/=ENM
>>34888510I'd probably move away from the Panasonic line because photography is where my passion is, not hybrid work. i do occasional freelance but I'm looking to just do work I enjoy instead
>>34887893MRandom unplanned impromptu hangout that neither party wants it to end because where enjoying each other's company and having too much fun.
>>34887900>F. A whole day date, starting withA day-long continous gruelling interview>then we have so much sex we're unable to get out of bedFollowed by a night-long male performance test>>34887893Definitely none of that. Women should date each other and have the perfect dates they envision.
>>34888558What a faggot. A post about having fun with a partner and you feel the need to respond six hours later with stale bullshit.
>>34888560>fun
>>34888100Sydney Sweeney and yes I'm familiar with both
Moids, did you punch Coco in Crash bandicoot so she would call you a goyim?
>>34888561Yes. Try going outside, it's fun.
>>34888528Then you probably hove some indication about how a professional one would go. Why are you being tested?
>>34888100Megan Fox was always overrated.She really just has a mean slut look to her and while that can carry you to some degree, it's definitely not the best and most attractive type.>>34888136I'd take Megan Fox over Angelina Jolie.
>>34888553to be fair he wasn't unfaithful, he just has a massive fear of commitment because his last ex cucked him after a long time together (she is older and uglier than me btw).Shame, he's a really great guy and I'll always love him, but I'm too old to be someone's temporary cocksleeve.
>>34888566Not a man and only tangentially related but crash team racing for ps1 is the only videogame I've ever finished.
>>34888567Not, please don't encourage miserable piles of shit to go outside, I want those sacks of shit to stay inside so I don't have to encounter them irl.
>>34888550So what is IQ then. What is "systems" and "logic" I don't even understand what that's supposed to mean. Like take programming for example, pretty sure there's some of it in that, took it some in high school and ended up reconsidering going into computer science entirely. Similar story with mathematics, abstract, logic, systems, middling performance You ask an idiot what he wants out of life, he'll tell you I dunno, he'll just float through life half conscious going through the motions on autopilot, he'll never really know, he'll answer a lot of questions like that. And I don't know what I want out of life either
>>34888572Well that's what he gets for being a commitment phobe. Less commitment.
>>34888574This. Life is about working and making money for women so that they can consume and benefit. Fun isn't a gendered concept, but should be restricted to women and their small pool of entertainers.
>>34888578NtaA true idiot would have a plan he never deviates from no matter how badly it's going.
>>34888583See, this is exactly why nobody likes you.
>>34888569>Then you probably hove some indication about how a professional one would go. Not really we all know the online ones are bullshit, the only indication of anything is that my scored was about the as most people here who took the same test. My metrics were all over the place and it averaged out to a similar number >Why are you being tested?I'm not it's a hypothetical
>>34888558Bro detests heterosex so much he turned into a yuricuck, kek>>34888560>What a faggot.Indeed he is
>>34887900MSounds based, minus an oyster bar
>>34888100Sidney because I like blondes more than brunettes and she doesnt have the fucked up thumb.Sidney also doesnt seem like much of a bitch while Megan you just know she's a hassle to be aroundThe one thing Megan has over Sidney is her body isnt as much of a fridge
>>34888598Oyster bars are fun, but I understand that the expense can take away from it. It's like wine tasting, but I don't get drunk and embarrass myself.
>>34887893MVenice
>>34888526>go out on a date and kiss himyeah, he's right, you are a whore
>>34888473M. I wouldn't bother, I don't watch porn anyway.
>>34888449No, but see a doctor.
>>34888446>Do you know how to use a camera?M. More or less. I understand how exposure and f.number work, focusing, the impact of lens focal length, the things you need to think about when positioning the flash, and how to avoid red-eye. I wouldn't say I'm an expert.
>>34888590>I'm not it's a hypotheticalThen don't worry about it. Really.And if you ever end up having to take a test in the future for whatever reason, still don't worry about it. Just be rested, stay focused, do your best, and ignore prestige.And just live your life as best you can.
>>34888405If morning erections are gone, see a doctor. Lack of strong erections in the morning can be a sign of a number of medical issues that can turn serious if you don't keep an eye on them: high blood pressure, diabetes, cholesterol issues, all sorts.
>>34888281>Why would you ever need more?If you're so limited that you don't already know the answer to that question, you'll never understand.
>>34888617You have to cross the barrier.She assumes it's a date but isn't going to act like it until you do unless she's very sexually forward.
>>34888270>if the penis is big enough to break the pussy, what's the strategyDon't have PIV sex.
When I see a frail woman my natural instinct in that I want to ravage her
>>34888261>I can at least get some experience in.M. Experience of what? Talking to women who aren't interested in you? That's not a useful kind of experience to have.
>>34888617MI'm autistic and to me the word "date" in that context, strictly speaking only means an appointment for a meeting. I wish normies would think of a better word to use to indicate the purpose and expectations of the meeting.
>>34888616So if I tell my bf that I have to check him every morning for erections, he has to let me do it for his own health?
>>34888578NTA. IQ is essentially how well you can function as a human computer. Memory, processing power and speed, the ability to mentally rotate shapes, etc. The thing is, with all the technology and software available, our own raw brain power will almost always be outclassed by those.It's like with money, once you reach a certain threshold that allows you to live a stable life in your own home and go on vacations every year, more money won't make you more happy.For IQ, that threshold is probably around 90, when you already have enough processing power to read and learn things. After reaching that, it becomes a matter of effort and creativity.Funny meme, picrelated guy recently scored 102 IQ in an online test, btw.
>>34888626Men are capable of checking that themselves.
>>34888624That's a very useful experience to have.
>>34888629But I own scrubs.
>>34888630It's a *common*, experience, but it won't help you if you're on a date with a woman who is actually interested
>>34888633It might help you tell the difference.
>>34888632I can't think of many clothes that are less sexy.
>>34888636They're functional, they're not supposed to be sexy. If they were sexy, then I wouldn't be able to tell if his boner is random or scrubs-induced.
what is the male equivalent of hitting the wall like women do after 30?
>>34888637It might get scrub-reduced.
>>34888638Norwood reaper
Early Edition is a fun show, Roger Ebert showed up in the episode I'm watching. Chicago is really a magical place.
>>34888641I remember it being on TV in the 90s. Only caught an episode or two.
>>34888639I thought random boners like that couldn't be affected by anything, they just happened automatically.
"Having no serious relationships at 25 is a red flag I don't care what anyone says" just saw this tweet from a asian girl. i guess i am fucked beyond redemption
>>34888645>i am fuckedNo, you're a virgin>beyond redemptionAlso no, no one is
>>34888643Doesn't mean they can't be affected by negative mental stimuli. Or just taking a piss.
>>34888645Bad grammar is an even redder flag
>>34888645>just saw this tweetIf you want to cook your brain, frinking a gallon of Ayahuasca is a much faster and more fuin method than browsing xitter and taking it seriously. Just saying.
>>34888648i honestly want to quit and giveup on my life but somehow i dont
>>34888638Baldingbut its worse than a woman hitting the wall
>>34888632You own the entire IP?
https://youtu.be/VNTuZGgp_foWomen are getting more crazy, chat
>>34887893MBefore Sunset
>>34888654If you're going to act retarded, at least make it funny.
>>34888649I guess I misunderstood how they work, then.>>34888654Everything except the reboot.
>>34888659I still haven't seen the new stuff, eventhough Scrubs is one of my top 3 shows.
>>34888661I never liked it. What's-his-name is annoying.
>>34888664>What's-his-nameJH
>>34888665kill yourself, eceleb obsessed tard
>>34888667
>>34888651she does have a point bro like cmon. show me any MAN who is doing well in life who was a virgin past 19, or 20
>>34888554What are you most passionate about? Like what's your fav thing to shoot
>>34888665Are those his initials too?
>>34888676The main character's initials and nickname are JD.
>>34886942PRAISE BE
>>34888645>Serious relationship at 25In this economy?
Is it a bad omen if I still look kind of boyish at 24 as a man?
>>34888681if everyone is a virgin loser how come every NORMAL guy/girl at my age (mid 20s) has double digit bodies?
>>34888672i enjoy portrait and macro the most. its just fun to do. video work just sucks because I'm terrible at grading
>>34888686That's the definition of unserious anon
There are thoughts and ideas in my head but they're buried so deep and behind a wall and I can't get at them. I know they're there but they're inaccessible. I want to pop my head open with a gun to finally get them out and set them loose.
>>34888688What kind of portraits/people do you like to shoot, I'm really grotesque and ugly and gaunt and shocking would you shoot a portrait of me.
>>34888710Idk how to get them.
>>34888687What kinda macro? I really love the macro shots of plants and insects. They always look super cool. I got a macro lens but most I've done with it is scan some film and take some pics of gundamsI'd love to try taking portraits but I'm just way too awkward. How did you get into it?I'm the same with grading. I suck at it. It also doesn't help that I'm colorblind
All the besuitigl girls love me
>>34888678So it was almost a good joke.
>>34888708he's the best sex I've ever had so yup. Unless hubby is better, I'll always regret not being with him when I actually could have. Every time I hear his name I get the butterflies, and he's actually a fucking asshole.
>>34888719ENTJ I missed you bud
>>34888719So the strategy for making women want you really is just to treat her like a piece of meat to make her hope she can win you over
why do I enjoy hurting women more than I enjoy loving them? Every time I talk to a woman, my immediate response is to somehow fuck them over.It doesn't even happen often and I'm far from a Chad, but I would rather ghost or hurt them than actually get pussy.Like seriously, I self-sabotage every chance I get.
>>34888729>Damn dis shit hurt how dem white boys use dese thangs?
>>34888725only works if you're handsome or good in bed to begin with. Chads and Staceys live in a different reality. A mid ugly guy being an asshole just gets cucked and replaced in a week.
No gf to spam sexy pics at me while I'm at work
>>34888713i do insects mainly. its a bit tricky to do since I dont kill them but it is rewarding to me. I'll probably use my macro lens for doll photos eventuallyportraits do require you to be quick and work with the talent in a collaboration role. i know some photographers have this weird thing about not working with the talent and instead purely instructing them but I think its better to learn strengths and weaknesses and build on that. also pet photography is really fun but I've only taken friends and families pets, I'd kms if I did it full timegrading does suck, videography just isnt it for me
>>34888695Meant for >>34888687
>>34888735I'm a fan of up close rather than full body, but I'll do either. i think anyone can look beautiful <3
>>34888733Guys say this and then say they don't want to be "flashbanged by pussy" on their lunch break. You can't make up your minds.
>>34888696It's Warhammer 40000 but even more chuddy
Thirsting in the desertDrowning in the oceanGrass is greenerOn the other side
>>34888739I meant like headshots
>>34888746Blow my brains out, pls.
>>34888734That has to be so difficult not scare your subjects away for the macro shots. Idk if I could be that patient. Do you have any macro shots you'd be willing to share? It's fine if you don't wanna im just interested. I'll also post some motorsports stuff if you're curious. I feel like it's the complete opposite of taking macro shots. Everything around you is loud and you gotta be fast I've seen some portrait photographers online that treat their models like emotionless robots. It must be so weird to work like that.
Does anyone else think the entire concept of adulthood is just slavery and is designed to make you unhappy? Why should I get a job and a wife? Why shouldn't I dress up and act like a pirate, eat pizza rolls, stay up to 4am playing video games, and watch pro wrestling while high?
>>34888741only incels say stuff like that.I find nudes distasteful and icky, nor do I want to communicate while at work.
>>34888748You can do it to, just figure out how a camera works and voilà.
>>34888751>incelsDon't exist
>>34888750you're literally the rick and morty redditor loser meme incarnate. You could do that but society would also rightfully brand you as a loser.
is it a bad idea to dm a girl on insta who doesn't know you but goes to the same college as you?
>>3488875560% of all men born since the dawn of time have been incels (have not bred).
>>34888748i probs won't post my work since it links to my instance, but its surprisingly not that difficult to get close to insects for the first shot at least. i think ant colonies can be a fun project since there's always a stream of them so youre not just focused on one subject. ive got some neat photos of potter wasps as well which are one of my fav wasps
>>34888762>have not bredCelibacy is a choice by definition. You're talking about virgins.
>>34888756>You could do that but society would also rightfully brand you as a loser.And I literally don't give a fuck what those people think. Those idiots have to get up for work soon and deal with their nagging wives while I'm slamming down another Hard Mountain Dew and watching episodes of 2001 Monday Night Raw, maybe I'll take a nap or maybe I take another adderall.
Sometimes I share pictures I take of landscapes and other stuff with my friends. My fav is when they disregard it entirely.
Boring
i’m going to start working outi’m going to start expressing myselfi’m going to start being pissed offi’m going to live
>>34888759Not a bad idea if you are actively making friends or something
I want beer
>>34888572>>34888719Yeah, both of you deserved each other
>>34888773You ever be so pissed off that it actually pisses you off more? I hit that wall a while back
>>34888774actually fuck it im not gonna do it. imma avoid her now. i really like her but i dont want to risk getting kicked out or anything. u dont know how she will react
>>34888778never. it’s very hard for me to get angry.
>>34888756sheep
>>34888767I thought I could do better and entered my hoe phase. Never did better sadly.>>34888765I never said that.
Imagine sticking your dick into a hole where other cocks have been lol wtf is wrong with you
World has gone mad. You get 100 days in jail for sniffing a few foid butts yet women get 0 days in jail for killing babies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnM4oQrV2Sg
>>34888789>0 days in jail for killing babies.I think she got into a mental institution worse than most jails. It's only worth it if you're actually mentally ill or to escape death penalty.
>>34888787That's another reason why men fuck prostitutes with a condom on
>>34888791He was my first, I thought all sex was like that.
>>34888779It depends on how well you know her? Why would you get kicked out?
>>34888764You're definitely making it sound a lot easier than it actually is. The ant colony idea is a shout tho I might try that. I also looked up what potter wasps look like. They're cool but very freaky looking. Also random but look at this pic of a hedgehog. I'm quite happy with how it turned out. Quality might be a bit ass I grabbed it off my flickr
>>34888788Life Hack: If you never truly love anyone, you will never suffer from emotional damage
>>34888526>>34888572>>34888719>>34888783>>34888797
>>34888801>truly loveRomantically. Platonic love is more durable.
>>34888798i dont know her at all lol. i got her insta by doing some "research"
>>34888802>normal foid behavior is baityou should have sex sometimes
>>34888803all platonic love outside of family is either transactional or unrequited romantic.Get a dog.
Women, would you rather get fucked by a 7/10 guy or a 10/10 girl?
I want to platonically insert my penis into my female friend
I want to romantically insert my penis into my girlfriend
I want to hatefully insert my penis into my rival.
Is it a red flag if he doesn't have a wallet? Just sticks everything in his pocket.
Stinky
>>34888812Does that mean the guy has a guaranteed 7/10 dick?
any femanon here look like this beautiful mid european girl? if you do hmu baby, you're my future wife
>>34888822MHow do you even live like that? That sounds like it would make buying anything or traveling a real pain in the ass.
>>34888825European here, that is absolutely not mid but the cream of the crop 9-10/10.Mids have tattoos, pierced septums, dangerhair, and date minorities
>>34888812guy
How do I stop my unconditional hate of Poland?
>>34888825She looks boring.
>>34888824Yes but it also means the girl is bringing a 10/10 strap with her.
>>34888834he got comfortable, and I got attention from handsomer/taller/richer men.Turns out the handsome and rich guys basically don't try and treat you like a prostitute
>>34888836What beef do you have with the Christ of nations?
>>34888830>>34888825She's a 4-5 at best
>>34888825she looks like she swipes left a lot, 3/10 would not open jars for.
>>34888838Well I've never been fucked with a strap-on in a way I enjoyed, so I can't really compare 7/10 dick to a 10/10 strap. I imagine it's still not as good as decent dick.
>>34888813Do it jiggle? Because I b gigglin.
>>34888840You know...
>>34888846I honestly don’t; this went completely over my head.
>>34886403F of /atoga/, why don't you become an onlyfans creator?Of course you need some creativity to stand out, but if you're smart and creative you can easily clean $1m / year. You'll be set for life before you are 30.
>>34888830my european bratan, tell me how rare are women like her in europe? waht do they usually look for in a man?>>34888837>>34888841>>34888843you guys have no taste. have fun with your silicon plastic insta sluts
>>34888854>you guys have no taste. have fun with your silicon plastic insta slutsI don't even acknowledge the presence of women with plastic surgery or Instagram profiles.
>>34888837You sound shallow.
>>34888854rare as hen's teeth and they're usually taken by Chads in their early 20's already.Most women here fuck disgusting sandkneegrows and act like hip hop americanst.german
>>34888825The only way this beauty is mid is if she's covered in tattoos from the neck down, has a heroin needle still stuck in her and is the subject of a new medical study on the evolution of STDs.
>>34888852He's a manlet, 5'8 I think. But it suits him and he doesn't have a chip on his shoulder about it. Taller Chads had smaller dicks and were void of charisma. He is just effortlessly cool for lack of a better word.
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>>34888830>date minoritiesAmerican here who studied in Europe.It's so weird to me how many of the European girls who are maybe not the prettiest, but definitely not ugly, end up dating some very ugly, short and brown mudslime.My local friends explained that it is because they frequent the same trade school for low IQs. Either way I found it really sad.
>>34888836Where are you from?
>>34888864Oh. No lebensraum for you, mister. Be reasonable.
>>34888857That's fine if you feel that way.>>34888854lol
>>34888853Because I acknowledge that I'm probably pretty boring to most people who are looking for any sort of platonic timewasting content online. The only reason anybody remembers me here is because of the sexual things I'm willing to discuss, and I wouldn't be doing that on an online platform for money. I wouldn't make any money sharing my garden or knitting or baking without using some sort of sexual hook. That's the same reason I quit trying to make nonsexual ASMR.
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>>34888856I'm guessing you're ignoring 90% of women
>>34888836Poles instictively hate almost everyone so it kinda makes sense to hate them. They are very insular.
>>34888865it makes me retch too, but you can't fix stupid or date the already radioactive.
>>34888671Show me any man who is a virgin past an age etaht matters like 25 , period . Statistically thats less than 1% of men, and to no ones surprise the overwhelming majority is mentally ill, fat, disabled or chronically sick.
>>34888861i know but for most men she is mid. guys like the "intagram face" the long oval face, big lips, big tits nowadays, they have no taste!>>34888860so ypu're telling me i need to be a chad? i am not chad man, i'm like chad lite on a good day with proper fashion and haircut
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>>34888872A bit higher but yeah. It's reciprocal, though.
>>34888878like attracts like, of course a beautiful girl doesn't wanna be with a kid ugly troll, regardless how often he goes to the gym or how well he dresses.
>>34888876>past an age etaht matters like 25 , period .>>34888878>so ypu'reThe absolute fucking state of typing on this board...
>>34888875Give them a break, jeez. The fact that Poland still exists at all is honestly pretty impressive and admirable imo.
>>34888879What beef do you have with Poland? I'm surprised you even know where it is on the map
>>34888887The world needs all the sluts it can produce.
>>34888879This makes even less sense. Where do you even encounter Poles in this country in significant numbers outside of random flyover diasporas and in the coastal megacities?
>>34888866Bolkans
>>34888888>I'm surprised you even know where it is on the mapNever claimed that...
>>34888880If a girl actually acted like this, she would be dumped and ignored. Men only want this until they have it and act like it was never good enough
>>34888892Fef, sta su ti poljaci napravili?
>>34888883i am not ugly i told you bratan. i was hoping some femanon here would look like her..
>>34888894What is YOUR story?
>>34888897>guy who made a website to collect loli porn is a sexual degenerate weirdowoah
>>34888895I don’t know enough about vril probably, but I don’t get why they pretended to aryans instead of celebrating the Teutons and Saxons.
I succesfully grew a melon. lol
>>34888899I don't have one. Why should I even care?
>>34888903Poast melon or at least tell us which kind
>>34888904>>34888904>>34888904
>>34888910Praise be!
>>34888885For years, I was a nice guy who poured his heart into his effortposts only to not get a single (you) while they all flock to those asshole baiters and shitposters instead of rewarding my high quality ,extremely intelligent essays.I'm done with that
>>34888800nice! as far as composition one thing I know about animal photography is trying to get the whole animal in shot which you missed a bit on the spikes, but still a very pretty photo
>>34888812girl all the way, bi but I lean more towards women>>34888853because I'm old
>>34888100I've gotta go with megan fox. syndey has a kinda weird face, she's not BAD looking but megan fox is miles ahead, facially and body, like tight, FIT body, syndey sweeney just has meat, like she is a normal 7/10, it's just that hollywood doesn't put hot women in things anymore so she seems hotter by comparison to the current woke bullshit.
>>34888100MCurrent Sydney and it’s not even close
>>34886414I wanna reject a woman too one day
