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>>34918756atoga moids need to shave their armpits
I do want to get married I think, just not sure how to make it happen.
>>34918762Gay
>>34918756I'm finally in a place where I'm ready to date: I'm employed, I've lost weight, I'm living on my own, I'm saving money.Where can I meet guys that doesn't involve church (not Christian), dating apps, or bars (I don't drink)?
>>34918762>some days the foids say men should not have bodyhair>on other days the foids say men being hairy is hot
Why is it still so fucking hot it's like 30c, it's September dammit
>>34918762ATOGA foids have told me they think thats gay
Moids, are you good at clearing pipes?I need my pipes cleared
atoga penises are only useful for peeing
>>34918766I can go on a date with you
>>34918772Yeah I've got a drain snake where do you want it
>>34918766Ask one of your friends to hook you up with someone.
>>34918767I have never seen the foids say either of those things, only that grooming your body hair makes them think you're gay.Women are such obscurantists.
>>34918772I'll clean your pipes for sureOh, you mean plumbing
>>34918772yes. i can also make you throw up if you need it.
I also have a drain snake but I have no idea where I left it at.
Men who are growers not showersDoes it make you insecure?
>>34918782Why would it?
>>34918782Yes, very much so
>>34918782Women is it true
>>34918756State Gender. What kind of dog you have.M. English Setter.
>>34918782No. Easier storage and girls have said they like to see and feel it grow.
>>34918782Not really, if a girl is going to see me with my dick out I'll be in 7 inch mode instead of 4 inch mode anyways
>>34918789Male, Samoyed, deceased for the last two decades but forever in my heart.
>>34918789FI have rats
The only way you can date a bpd chick is if you go full psycho. Don't give a shit about her problems, be completely unwavering in the face of her episodes, don't let her have any power or control over you physically or otherwise
>>34918794Same, getting someone to kill them all next week
>>34918782No, my dick is alright and women like growers.
>>34918776I don't really have friends, at least not local ones unfortunately. >>34918774I'm here for advice, not to meet a guy on here who'll mock and dox me for shits and giggles, thank you.
>>34918794How many discord servers do you run?
>>34918800I won't mock and dox you though. I'll date and love you if you're the right person for me.
>>34918794Let’s date
>>34918789MCant have a dog where I live but really want a vizsla. We had one when I was a really young but it ran away sadly so I have basically no memories of it. >>34918794How long have you had them?
>>349188010 I hate discord I can barely stand 4chan but I have to talk to *someone*
Growers:Can you put your dick in and have it grow inside? Or is that rape
She's my little magpie
i deserve to have you next to me
>>34918806This is funny for a lot of reasons.
>>34918804Almost 2 years. I did recently have one pass of cancer, it's right around the time they all start dying. Not sure if I'll get more.
>>34918805Usually only edgy egirls on 4chan have rats.
Women, how do you treat dating?
>>34918767It's as if people can have different preferences or something
>>34918809A lot of sad reasons.
>>34918806No it's too floppy to get in. And it won't grow if it's squished
>>34918766Go to fairs and museum events
>>34918810Thats depressing. Idk if I could have pets with lifespans this short. I don't think I could handle it.
>>34918810>Almost 2 years.nta that's brutally short for a pet.And this is normal? Have you had any before?
does it hurt if ur peenis is squeezed
Women would you date a guy named Jayce
>>34918782why would it?not like its ever getting used
>>34918809Why?>>34918817Oh that’s sad. Okay
>>34918822Yes
>>34918814I was told foids were a hivemind
>>34918822Depends on how hard I guess
What happens if you bend it while soft
>>34918821Yeah rats only live about 2-3 years on average and they have very high rates of respiratory infections or cancer.This is my first time having them.
>>34918831It just bends
>>34918831Nothing.
As sad as it is 90% of guys will never have a woman lust after them. For most it sort of just builds up as a fickle cerebral thing that happens, just something that she has to do with him and that's expected, she won't really feel a deep seated urge to "grab him by his tie" so to speak, and it'll fade after a while. This is the reality for most men.
>>34918813Probably too permissive.I am the opposite of whatever this picture is. Which I don't think is a good thing.
>>34918823What race is he and what are his plans for the future?
Femanon, say something bad about me.
>>34918831I can make it do an s
>>34918831Like bending your ear lobe.
>>34918838Really tanned white and he just wants to chill yo
>>34918837I'm a skinny midget subhuman who sucks at conversation, would you give me a chance if I was loyal?
Sometimes I tell my mother that I'm going out to hang with friends but I just buy a bunch of liquor or faggot sours from the store and get drunk by myself since I don't actually have any friends
>>34918762why tho, seems a bit gay>>34918763>just not sure how to make it happenin what way? meeting the right person?>>34918766>Where can I meet guys tanywhere really, what kind of hobbies do you have>>34918772I've dabbled
>>34918836I felt a woman lust after me for a brief moment when I flexed my new just barely visible abs she jumped to lick them, I had been fucking this girl for a good two years and this was the only time she lusted after me like a hot piece of meat, all other times I got her horny with words and caresses which is completely different.
If you could pass as siblings does that mean you are looksmatched
>>34918844not called Jayce but samesies>>34918822yes, sometimes the huzz be grabbing it too hard>>34918836>90% of guys will never have a woman lust after themI highly doubt this>>34918849>buy a bunch of liquor or faggot sours from the store and get drunk by myselfsometimes I miss doing this lol but you're pissing your time away buddy
>>34918832>they have very high rates of respiratory infections or cancer.Do you know why that is? I guess their metabolism must be quite fast if that's the case.What made you decide on getting pets and rats specifically?I like rat memes.
>>34918853It means you're the same race
Femanon, if I was a bug would you stomp on me?
>>34918855>I highly doubt thisNta, i’d reframe it as “experience” it. Like a girl grabbing your groin to signal she wants to fuck you.
>>34918836I don't care about any of that. I just want someone to like me enough to want to spend time with me for longer than couple of months. Lots of people manage to find that, which I suppose says all there is to say about me.
>>34918831get a bf and ask him to let you play with his dick. play around with it. you can do it while he's gaming and a bit distracted. why ask when you can see for yourself. i'm sure most dudes wouldn't. i know i wouldn't. i'm not going to complain if some chick wants play with my dick while i game or we passively watch some show.
I'm horny but can't get a man, what do?
>>34918865>girl grabbing your groinI imagine most guys experience this at least onceI mean I'm a turbovirgin and it's happened a few times
>>34918870Post about it on atoga for yous of course
>>34918862I would put you in a cup and take you outside
>>34918831it would be extremely painful
>>34918870log onto final fantasy 14 and engage in m/m erotic catboy roleplay
>>34918870Go to the next gay bar to find other horny men.
moids i hae to admit i love t vdinners but i haven't had one in years because they're so bad for you
>>34918870>get on a dating app>match with dude who you're somewhat attracted to at the very least>ask him to come over or ask him if you can come over to his place>success
>>34918871>I'm a turbovirgin and it's happened a few timesStill thought there was room that you were misinterpreting it, huh? Fucking kek.
>>34918874>She doesn't even want me for pest control in the dark corners :(
>>34918823Did his parents play mtg?
sometimes i love being a girl and sometimes i hate being a girl but it's never just okay. is bring a guy like that too?
>>34918885No, I hate being a man 24/7 except during night walks.
>>34918885I love the idea of being a man but I hate being the "man" I was given
>>34918839Something bad about me
>>34918862Yes*high heel smashes down upon you*
>>34918885Guys just hate being, but would never trade it for being a girl.
>>34918850>what kind of hobbies do you have3D printing, casual biking at the local park, horseback riding, hiking/car camping in the mountains. I don't do much.
>>34918885being a guy sucks in a lot of ways, but i would still rather be a guy. being a girl would suck.
>>34918859nta>I like rat memes.This is my favhttps://youtu.be/aYHzV2Y9UgY
we should spoon and hold hands all day
>>34918892>horseback ridingOf course you do
>>34918892>I don't do muchwdym, that sounds like loads of cool stuff lolidk I guess you can try dating apps or some hobby groups/meetups irl
>>34918885I don't hate being a guy just hate my life
>>34918894lolThis is probably mine.
>>34918883I've actually let a spider live on the bathroom windowsill, it got rid of some weird little flies we had
The word "hubby" fills me with homicidal rage. If I had a wife and she called me that I would chokeslam her.
>>34918899Why?
>>34918878Just once every two months is ok
>>34918892Just join a hiking / camping group. That could be a good way to meet new people
>>34918903What's so enraging about hubby
>>34918892>horseback ridingRich, stuckup bitch, no thanks
>>34918910He despises whimsy
>>34918903why lol? it's cute>>34918896I have to go to work tho>>34916667one of the best Sega CD OSTs fr>>34916667based Watanabe posterhad to flip this shi https://voca.ro/1ehKglMMPq6Y
>>34918910>>34918913It's emasculating and cringe. You shouldn't give your husband pet names, especially not in front of other people.
>>34918904Hate was probably a strong word but I'm deeply unhappy with where I am in life right now. I can't get a job and my anxiety is probably the worst it's ever been so I feel like I'm suffocating and can't move forward
Question for men who take care of their appearance (and are judgemental about others who don't. And let's say you're the type of guy who likes his girl wearing lingerie): let's say you went on a few dates with a woman who you find attractive, but then upon seeing her naked discover she doesn't remove her leg hair, armpit hair, and keeps a trimmed bush. Would you be turned off?
>>34918768It was 38°C today, 42°C on the heat index.>>34918789>What kind of dog you have.We had Great Danes growing up. I had my own bluetick, and after he died, I got a pitbull rescue puppy that was missing a toe. I had to get him put down before he even reached two years old because he got cancer that spread to his bones and chest. I can't deal with anymore heartbreak from dogs.>>34918870>I'm horny but can't get a man, what do?https://youtu.be/6FQFZISanlo
>>34918918>She thinks Men who take care of themselves are on ATOGA.
>>34918918Yes
How do you stop compulsively using AI as a therapist?
>>34918914You are mentally deranged or a troll.Or both.
>>34918913i might die without you next to me
>>34918918>armpit hairThat’s a no go. But turn around and bend over, and i’ll still get a quick nut.
>>34918921I thought I took care of myself. But it turned out I was just going into massive credit card debt to buy shampoo, toothpaste, deodorant, and cologne from the dollar store.
>>34918918yeah. i trim my pubes from time to time. if she has blonde hair she might get a big of a pass. some growth is fine, but if she outright refuses to shave, no.
>>34918927I'm dead serious. Women shouldn't emasculate their husbands.
>>34918932Girls gotta learn to just shave the lips
>>34918928just drink water and watch tv or something you'll live>>34918914>You shouldn't give your husband pet nameswhat if she's my owner tho
>>34918911I spend Saturday morning mucking horse stalls in exchange for time on the horse. And if not that, I pay to go hiking by horseback in the mountains when I visit someplace new, so that's vacation. >>34918898It's a lot of time spent alone, is kinda what I mean, it's not really social stuff. But maybe that's okay.>>34918909Ok, I'll give that a shot, it's a pretty reasonable suggestion.
>>34918935How is hubby emasculating?
>>34918935then what do u want women to call their husbands?
>>34918940>I spend Saturday morning mucking horse stalls in exchange for time on the horse.But it doesn't pay money? I wouldn't mind working with animals as a job.
Men will freak out about keeping their daughters safe from *checks notes* ... people who behave like they do?Why are men like this? If you tell them to be like the guy they would be comfortable dating their daughter, and they're like "well, no, that's gay."
>>34918935Severely mentally ill it is then.>>34918939>husband>sheWhat game are we playing here?
I crave love but dont let anyone get close because im a 33 yo khv with loose skin after dropping 200lbs. I dont know how to break this cycle
>>34918944>*checks notes*You’ve got to go back.
Femanons please call me whimsical names
>>34918942Their name...?
>>34918944Because they're gay.
>>34918952I never understood this meme. What are you trying to say? Are you a bot? Is this just another version of saying dumb shit like "cope" and "seethe"?
>>34918943No, it's trading labor for time on the horse. I got lucky they were willing to do that, because they usually can't afford to pay what it would actually cost to have someone muck for them, and time on a horse that isn't already spoken for is something they can trade. Plus it's a good workout.
It's not about being good for her but about being better than the other men
>>34918955So glad, I'm never having kids.
>>34918955>picFuck off. I’ve had a spinal tap and it was nothing,
>>34918945I mean she as in the wife>>34918944a lot of people are hypocritical and lack self awareness, and have NIMBY syndrome>>34918948>I crave love but dont let anyone get closereal, but >with loose skin after dropping 200lbsjust remember that no one's perfect, normalfags are full of blemishes but don't let it demoralise them from dating>>34918959it's more about the former desu. life isn't a contest. most people are simple and just look for someone who they enjoy spending time with
>>34918789MUsed to have a Bernese Mountain Dog. They're adorable. Like little bears.
>>34918955My mom just rawdogged her child births. Bless her for not fucking us up with drugs from the very start.
>>34918918Body hair yeah. Trimmed is fine if she doesn't want to go any lower but shaved is best.
>>34918963I just meant the size of that needle. I feel like a lot of women adopt the notion that they are "strong" because they put themselves through the pain of childbirth and destroyed their bodies. No thank you.
>your gender>if you really, really want something, but there's only a 0.01% chance of it happening, how many times will you try before you give up?
>>34918925Ask AI
>>34918962I've had one and it felt like static. Not painful but I wanted to crawl out of my skin by the time it was over
>>34918885I hate being a man. I hate that being amiable and conciliatory and deferential make me the butt of a joke when they'd be appealing qualities if the only thing different about me were that I wasn't a man.
>>34918976MDepends, too vague of a question.
>>34918935If you think her calling you a cute name is emasculating then you ain't got much masculinity to work with in the first place. She ain't pegging you bro
>>34918976M, depends what it is and how difficult it is to tryIf I really want something and an attempt is not too difficult then trying 1000 times is fair game
>>34918929>But turn around and bend over, and i’ll still get a quick nut.What if she has a bit of hair around her asshole too?
>>34918940I could never date a woman who shovels shit, ridiculous
Why are men so narcissistic that they demand women shave just because they don't like how it looks? Literally does not change anything about sex, you're just a marc if the mere sight of hair makes you go soft. Men value their own aesthetic preferences over women experiencing pain from shaving rashes/waxing
>>34918978I thought the mri was way worse. Imagine someone sneaking up behind you and banging a pot. And then they do that randomly for the next hour, and if you ever flinch they start over again.
GenderDo you ever catch the reflection of your shirtless body in a dimly lit window when it's dark outside and think to yourself "that looks pretty good after all"?
>>34918907i want one now aaaa
>>34918976M, too many
>>34918944Rules for thee but not for me bitch
>>34918985Once the clothes come off we’re still fucking.
>>34918885>but it's never just okayI mean at least for me I'd say being a guy is pretty ok most of the time. I appreciate a lot of things would be harder if I was a woman. Outside of that though I don't really give a shit about it>>34918940>it's not really social stuffYeah, I guess you can either try do social stuff related to your hobbies (like a hiking group or whatever like other anon suggested), or just try to meet and date people anywayI'm also really introverted and all my hobbies are solo, so I had to do normie social stuff or use apps to date>>34918987>they demand women shaveonly assholes do this lol>>34918989no lol I'm unfit. at least I look ok with a shirt on
>>34918970>My mom just rawdogged her child birthsShe want a medal or something? Women have been rawdogging births for thousands of years. It'd do these modern women some good to have to experience a bit of pain for once, maybe they'll trauma bond with their baby instead of killing it.
>>34918987Men ask women to shave, something any and all women can doMeanwhile what do women ask men for? to be 6'0+ (or more), something they have no control over. Shut up BITCH
>>34918836A few girls had crushes on me as a teenager. Does that count?
>>34918849You need to quit those self destructive habits. The money you are spending on those things could be going somewhere else and better.
>>34918982Ok, Mr. "husband dick", please tell us how much your wife respects your masculinity and totally doesn't cheat on you.
>>34918996Best I can do is not have kids at all. Yes I am white with blue eyes.
>>34918995Fuck off.
>>34918976MSounds like good odds to me. Usually it's 0
>>34918878They're not THAT bad. You can safely indulge in one at least once a year.
>>34918997>something any and all women can doAnd you'll still complain when she inevitably gets pus-filled ingrown hairs or prickly stubble just a day after shaving
>>34918987Young men out here are breaking their legs in order to be taller for you, so I think you can shave yours and shut up, sweatheart.
>>34918987>Literally does not change anything about sexBitch, that laboratory you’ve got going on down there holds in all that sweat and smell in your hair.
>>34918885No, sometimes it's just okay.
>>34919009Good thing women know how to shower, unlike men who won't even wipe because it's 'gay'
>>34919009It's naturally wicking. It's meant to be there.I always get uncomfortably clammy down there when I shave, so I've stopped that.
>>34919004>Fuck off.rudeI gtg anyway now cause work in a few hours...what should I fap to gang>>34919008>sweatheartwhy she sweating
>>34918987I like the hair but it should be trimmed. no different than getting a regular haircut
Women, would you date a guy who was or is in the military? In like a foot soldier capacity, not necessarily like a pencil pusher.
>>34918979Have you tried not being a pussy
>>34919012You don’t shower right before sex though. You cunts know how nasty you are down there. I have yet to find one that will let you lick her pussy after a bar hookup bc they know.
>>34918789F. Border Collie
>>34918976If you're not trying, you don't really really want it.
>>34919016Never come back, asshole.
>>34919008Surgery won't fix his manlet genes and insecurity so he's worthless regardless
>>34919013Just shave the lips and your taint. And wear cotton panties.
>>34918989I jiggle my boobs in the mirror.
>>34919021By your logic the same would apply to men yet they still force women to suck their dick in the bathroom with their week old dick cheese under their skin
>>34918987>Literally does not change anything about sexFor men attraction is visual, and attraction changes everything about sex. And most women choose to shave for themselves.
>>34919001I don't get married that's kinda gay. But yeah if you know you're a man and you're confident and secure in yourself some inconsequential shit like pet names is absolutely nothing as long as you're unwavering and can fuck her good. But you can't do that either can you lol
>>34919021>have yet to find one that will let you lick her pussymaybe they just don't like you that much lol
>>34918976Well if I knew that I had to date 100 guys to get >him, then sure.https://youtu.be/_GgIt2EFHV8
>>34919030Bitches that be sucking dick in bathroom stalls are the nastiest of the bunch and don’t give a shit.
>>34919037Gay men have toilet sex all the time.
>>34919034Not how that works bud
>>34919013Hot.
>>34919038>implying fags aren’t disgusting
>>34919042Yes, men are gross.
>>34919039I've met several girls from nights out who wanted me to go down on them so maybe they just weren't the confident type idk
>>34919013I've always smelled more when I'm grown out, it really does trap shit in that jungle. Nag by the way you horny fucks
>>34919044Ewww. That sounds more like they don’t like YOU that much.
>>34919025>Never come backI'll do my best but I have no self-discipline
Men will fuck children, corpses, animals, socks, fruitand they wonder why women think heterosexuality is a joke
>>34919050Insane bait today out on full force. Fun to watch men fight with men
>>34919018I don't quite get it, were you doing voluntary service or was it more of a job? Anyway, I wouldn't mind dating a soldier
>>34918766>>34918800>not religious>doesn't drinkAn unlucky combo. Swing or other types of dance classes. You could try fencing or climbing. Ask yourself, "what's a hobby a moid could tell me he has and my honest reaction would be 'dang that's actually kinda cool'?" and maybe try it out or check out the local scene. Usually a 1-day trial of any hobby is relatively cheap, if not free. You wanna do something that requires human interaction though.
>>34919000What else am I gonna be doing. Besides I like sours
>>34919048>Ewwware you gay
>>34919036100 guys? I think statistically you'd fall in love with one of them along the way.
>>34919053The truth isn't bait just because it hurts your feelings
>>34918789M maltipoo
How do I know if my taste in music is good. Like I didn't like this song before, but I like it now, when was I right. And if I like a song and everyone else doesn't or it's unpopular. What do I do.
>>34919060Yes ewww. A bitch who knows she’s nasty wanting you to shove your face in there.
>>34919062She's incapable of that, she couldn't even love her own kids
>>34919067Like whatever you like. But like it righteously and unapologetically.
No, I think the transformation is cool.
>>34919062That's how dating and relationships work.
>>34919071>But like it righteouslyWhat does this mean
>>34919026And bitching, moaning, and being disagreeable won't make it easier for you to find a man, yet here you are with your hairy legs.
>>34919067This better be some stupid attempt at a joke.
>>34919062hold up I actually played the music videokpop has gotten so much worse since I stopped holy shit>>34919073Precisely. I don't think you're a sociopath who would soullessly date men to hit a quota to date an eceleb who you may or may not actually get along with
>>34919072Me when my ftm bfgf asks me if I think his new beard is gross
>>34919076I'm asking AI for another opinion
>>34919074Like as a mode of being. It’s the same with fashion or anything else. If it IS you instead of you trying to be something.
>>34918942Sir is okay, too.
>>34919068where did the being nasty bit come from>>34919067there's no such thing as "good" music taste, it's all personal and subjective>>34919079>I'm asking AI for another opinionthe b8 is weak
>>34918987I'm the anon who asked the original question. I think I'm going to break things off with the guy I'm dating because of these responses. I just can't handle him reacting badly when he sees my body hair.
>>34918987Smooth legs wrapped around me feels amazing
To be fair, I think it'd be pretty cringe if he called me "wifey"
sorry I only listen to real music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4j7hBAZrIE>>34919087>him reacting badly when he sees my body hairhe's not worth it sis>>34919089what about waifu
>>34918987>they demand women shave just because they don't like how it looksit's not about how it looks, it's about how it feels
>>34919083>where did the being nasty bit come fromA chick who’s been out all night with that laboratory brewing knows she’s nasty down there.
>>34919081What does it have to do with righteousness though
>>34919018No.
>>34919077You can love and lose it still and it's not soulless, autismo.
I laugh when femanons say they have a "boyfriend", because I know it's actually just a situationship 95% of the time. That's why this place is always dead on the weekends, that's when Chad makes his booty calls.
>>34919087Insanely bad larp, do niggas not cringe at pretending to be women online
>>34919095Why not?
>>34919087You're just delaying the inevitable unless you start dating women
>>34919096>missing the point of my postI dunno femanon your autism is flaring and you're projecting
should I goon before sleeping or just go to sleephave to be up in 7hrs
>>34919099Just not compatible.
>>34919087That’s some bullshit. First of all it’s bullshit that you wouldn’t put any effort into what you think he’d like. Second it’s bullshit because you’d be breaking up with him because you’re so insecure that you think he’d break up with up with you first…in bed…so you’re going to do it first. Meanwhile this guy has done nothing wrong.
Do you ever feel like you're the weird one for not finding anyone around you attractive?
>>34919097>somehow this is femanon's fault, and not the man's
>>34919105It's not my fault I'm surrounded by uglies
>>34919098>foids never overreact over stupid things
>>34919105You just have high standards, femanon
>>34919105>not finding anyone around you attractivenah I'm always seeing fine shyt
>>34919090>waifuThat would earn him a slap
>>34919105I find lots of people around me attractive. I ignore it because they're already taken, and even if they weren't taken I'm too ugly for it to matter.
>>34919108You ain't saving this one bro
>>34919111Hot
>>34919105What do you mean by ‘attractive’?
>>34919105I feel weird because I can't fall in love with any of these attractive people
>>34919101It works like the one wish willow. :)I have decided.
What happened to the nice single femanons that used to post here
Can't wait for this album why'd they have to delay it by a month
>>34919118They gay men won't stop trying to compete with them.
>>34919118They all found boyfriends.
>>34919120what album
>>34919098Anon, it’s rather foid-coded. I’ve heard plenty of stories of girls breaking up with guys because they have decided that the guy won’t like them for whatever reason.
>>34919111k I will say that one then>>34919120>why'd they have to delay it by a monthcan't rush art brev>>34919118they got wifed up or got a life
Women, how were (You)r weekend plaps?
>>34919118Transitioned
>>34919106I don't care. Chad is based af, I'm glad he breaks women's hearts.
>>34919131>Chadshe's probably dating some chud
>>34919122Nah, still working on it
>>34919100>You're just delaying the inevitable unless you start dating womenTwo of my exes liked my pubic and underarm hair. >>34919104>Meanwhile this guy has done nothing wrong.He hasn't, obviously people can have preferences. But this has been worrying me for a while, and it's making me anxious about being naked in front of him. Nearly every date we've been on, he's mentioned something about appearances - either making a comment about how "people let themselves go" or that comment about lingerie, and it's just giving this overall impression that underneath my clothes, I'm not his type.
>>34919089>"wifey"I would only start calling you that once you are 50, because that's no nickname for a young woman.
>>34919131Women rejected the system that lasted for thousands of years and benefited them the most. I don’t shed a tear for them either.
why don't femanons play monster hunter?
>>34919118I stole one of them
>>34919123Queers of the stone age >>34919126ITS ALREADY DONE
>>34919138Stardew was obsessed with it
>>34919124Insane moid hands, way too on the nose
>>34919138Femanons play Pokemon, or if not that then they play Crummy Pail of Water.
>>34919135Just shave your armpits for fuck sake and be done with your worry. Do you think guys get to go around having a neckbeard and expect for girls to like it?
>>34919137>benefited them the mostBruh I hope you are ragebaiting, you moids can't be that out of touch
>>34919138Some do
>>34919138i want to play mh stories 3 because it looks cute but im broke. mh world was awful to try to get into, i played rise a little tho and it was pretty fun.
>>34919134Any progress?
>>34919135he sounds like a shallow cunt desu
It's funny beta men worship chad while directing all their seethe towards the women stolen from them by chad
>>34919141blame the record label then but I'm sure it'll slapyou should listen to my album instead https://voca.ro/1mdlftgMQgmA
>>34919148Men are built to fuck and spread their seed. Women are built to want a mate after the deed is done. The system forced men to suppress what they want and need most in order to give women what they need.But you stupid cunt’s wanted “freedom” or whatever. So you now get to have chad fucking you but he doesn’t have to stay around. Congratulations, you got what you wanted.
>>34919156You can't "steal" people, Anon, unless chad is raping these women, the women chose chad.
Anyone watching the Eagles Redskins game?
>>34919157Is this breakbeat or breakcore or some shit idk I don't listen to the Beatles
>>34919152I actually met a guy through some common friends but I want to know him a bit better before showing interest
I am chad
>>34919158Yeah I'm sure you'd be fine being someone's property. Chuds are such disingenuous cowards.
>>34919158Ok so you're ragebaiting AND are out of touch
>>34919138Which one should I play?
>>34919167Always start with the one your friends are playing.
>>34919158>The system forced men to suppress what they wantLol no, it just forced women to be stuck with low quality genetic stock while low quality males could forcibly have a partner who legally couldn't escape
>>34919156Guys just understand the game. We’re not mad at chad. We’re just pissed of that women keep complaining about getting what they said they wanted.
Some people just have no creativity huh. "I'll do what he did because it worked for him"
>>34919162jungle>I don't listen to the Beatleslol, they have some tunes though>>34919161no but RIP washington>>34919158>cunt’s>>34919164sup Chad I'm Vlad
>>34919164An anon read my gf’s description of me here once and called me chad-lite. I guess this makes me your vizier or retainer
That the beauty of the wasian aryan women shall not perish from the earth
>>34919170Cuck mindset
>>34919165>>34919166>>34919169How about you bitches stop complaining about guys fucking you without commitment. This is what you wanted. Before we had to earn it. Now we don’t.
>>34919151I played mh stories 3 demo and it was alright but only because the level cap forced you to puzzle out the fights. I could buy it right now but the game is too easy and the story and monsters are very tepid
>>34919156Incels become cucks as a coping mechanism
Flow My Tears the Woman Said
>>34919171real though. that's why beee yourself at its core is good advice. incels out here trying to ape others and do what they think they're supposed to and then wonder why they're miserable. instead of just forging their own way through life and appreciating good things when they happen
Male, 37 I feel like since the early 2000s that American media, the internet and virtually every thing around us has changed for the worse, not in a hyper conservative or liberal way but more in a ragebaity "everybody around you is an enemy" kind of way, you must always be meanful, you must always never ever trust anyone, someone either wants you dead, wants your money,wants your body, wants you dead and your money or wants you to be some kind of slave, it's straight up mental paranoia that's been fed to us for over 20 years under the guise of being savvy and independent, I think it's also why everyone and I mean everyone is so quick to get argumentative about anything, so quick to anger to the point of violence and so quick to dehumanize anyone and everyone, I could just be paranoid but I really do feel like the powers that be are slowly but surely trying to goad the masses into mass slaughter at some point and they don't even know why anymore other than they can, what happens after that they don't care, they just wanna see how much fucked up shit they can create. Like, what feels more real to you as an emotion? Happiness or Anger?
>>34919176I've been with my partner for years. I feel extremely blessed to have rights and voting power. I would never want to live in any other time period especially under the thumb of a loser. Equality is fulfilling.
>>34919173>My gf said this my gf did that I have a gf did I tell you Yeah ok bro "vizier" lol
>men: evil is winning>women: yasss slaaaayit's really that simple
>>34919183Just for that I’m going to be a crooked, power-hungry vizier
>>34919181Divide and conquer my niggah
>>34919181Yeah this is why I spend a lot less time online these days and more time in nature and working with othersMainstream media and social media is brainwashing slop designed to make you miserable
>>34919182And yet here you are on 4chan, still complaining. Surely you have a house full of children by now…
>>34919176You're not making any sense. If moids valued commitment they'd commit, simple as.
Psyoping myself into believing that when other anons find authentic, fulfilling love and companionship, it's because I'm paying their karmic debt with my own inescapable suffering, like Miki Sayaka or the kid in the basement in Omelas
>>34919176>guys fucking you without commitmentLiterally never happened lol>incels writing fanfiction to make themselves feel better
>>34919180To be fair though, fake it til you make it still works pretty well.
>>34919190You should stop trying to make yourself retarded imo
>>34919163Sounds nice. What were you're first impressions so far?
>>34919184>Genetic dead-ends getting filtered out is le evilI disagree
>>34919184The answer is to be evil obviously, the guys that don't are just too weak to do it so they seethe
>>34919168I don't have or want friends. Maybe these game aren't for me.
>>34919188I like shitposting sometimes. Don't want no stupid kids. Thanks to the modern world I don't have to.
>>34919193agreed but I think more like "fake being confident and positive in yourself if you're not already like that" rather than "act like somebody completely you're not"
>>34919190Same giving up my wings so someone else can fly kinda shi
>>34919199games*
>>34919189>If moids valued commitment they'd commit, simple as.What don’t you understand? There is zero biological imperative for males to commit. None. We are driven to fuck and nut in you. You’re the ones who want commitment. Before, we used to have to commit before we could fuck and nut in you, but now we don’t have to. So stop whining. This is what you wanted.
>>34919199NTA>I don't have or want friendsAny reason for this?>Maybe these game aren't for me.You could always play with randos but that wont feel the same
>>34919199well then start with one of the modern ones, world or rise, or wilds.
I remember listening to this album while playing a silly little game and wishing I could play it with someone else
>>34919191>Literally never happened lolYeah, for thousands of years men weren’t forced to pledge a lifetime of allegiance to a woman before getting to fuck her. That never happened ever.
>>34919181We have our work cut out for us as parents and role models.I think we can break this spell over time, but we can’t expect anyone who works for the state in any capacity to help accomplish this.
>>34919208>Before, we used to have to commit before we could fuck and nut in you, but now we don’t have to.Why do you keep saying "we"? Only attractive men get to do that. The rest of you only get to cum inside your socks and bananas.
>>34919203>”fake being confident and positive in yourself if you're not already like that" rather than "act like somebody completely you're not"Yeah but the confident part is what a lot of them are completely not.
>>34919212Nta but if you think people were having premarital or extramarital sex or every society was like the one you're thinking of I've got news for you, people are animals at the end of the day
>>34919199>I don't want friendsYeesh.
>>34919218I meant more in terms of interests and goals etc.
Men, how many women have peer reviewed you?
What is itchiness? Why do we itch? Are you itchy right now?
I'm not a race fetishist but I'd like to fuck a white boy
>>34919224Women pass around the same man in their circleit's common
>>34919222nta but what's wrong with that? I don't like having friends either lol, kinda been there done that and it's too much hassle desu>>34919224>women have peer reviewed youyou mean at work?
>>34919208Youre the one who doesn't understand. We know that men as a whole don't value commitment and now we aren't forced to stay with them just to make ends meet. Men who are actually capable of having decent human relationships are doing just fine. You on the other hand can enjoy being alone
>>34919227Tyrone... This is how the buck breaking pipeline starts...
>>34919217>Only attractive men get to do that.Not even close. For example, have you ever been to a frat or sorority party? Every chick there ends up getting chosen. She might be the last one (and you all know the ones i’m talking about who hang around at the end), but they still get gotten. And you don’t gotta be chad to get her.
I like to larp as different characters and personalities here.
Has anyone actually met someone about that polygamy life style and it wasn't fucked up in some way? relationships are hard enough, good relationships are damn near impossible, I can't imagine how absurdly difficult it could be to maintain a satisfying polyamorous relationship
>>34919219Sure it happened, but the entirely of society shamed them to the point of ostracisation or shotgun weddings.
>>34919224I see this woman hasn’t had a certain canonical experience yet.
>>34919232>t. incel who's never been invited to a party
>>34919235The only way to do it is to treat your women like toys on rotation
>>34919235No lol, of course I haven’t. I’ve met a couple and they were both mostly together because they shared a lease.
>>34919230You keep thinking that men are driven toward wanting commitment. They’re not. They just want their dick wet.
>>34919234I like to be honest. I like to use anonymity to be more honest on this website than anywhere else in my life.
>>34919232It's funny how low quality males' only hope of getting laid is to rape unsuspecting women while they're wasted
>>34919195I like how calm he feels, and it's fun talking to him. I think he's pretty good looking too, some people consider him frigid but I like him
Women, why do you make me want to kill myself? The things you say make me feel not good. Why don't you see me as a human?
Do I send one last message to this chick who went dark on me, or do I just leave it? There was no unusual awkwardness or animosity and she seemed interested, it just stopped and I do suspect it was because she thought I wasn't that interested but who knows.
I will find a soulmate some day! Mark my words anons of male or female persuasion!
But I do love my sours. Sorry mom
>>34919182In reality women are voting based on just emotional level, look at sweden. It is you the new losers even worse a spiritual slave
>>34919239>t. Retard larping as if he’s ever been to a partyThey’re always there at the end. The ugly girls, the fat girls, the extremely awkward ones. And they all still get laid. That’s why they’re there, the same as for the guys. The mistake guys make though is thinking they have better odds with better girls, but the laggers are gone when they rotate back to them.
>>34919248I would just leave it be if I were you. It’s best to assume that women who don’t act interested aren’t interested.
>>34919245>rapeU wot? The chicks at the end are waiting to be chosen to be fucked.
Fuck, She is so damn cute
>>34919253She sure seemed interested.Well whatever, I guess.
>>34919234I used to do this too when I had more time lolnow I barely have time to genuinepost here>>34919232this doesn't sound like any party I've been to lol>the same as for the guysnah I'm there to dance bruh
>>34919245Anon is also just writing fiction set in porno world and hasn’t even been out to a party in years.
HIS PENISHIS DAMN PENIS
When's the last moment you felt like this?Me, after learning we're still locked into 6 day overtime at work for yet another week after 3 week so far.
>>34919256Until she wasn’t.People say all sorts of shit. Pay more attention to whether or not they make good on what they have to say than what was said.
>>34919257>nah I'm there to dance bruhThe rest of us aren’t fags
solid ten, maybe ten and a half tried to pull me todaywomen are cooked
>>34919252Most girls don't go to parties to get laid, that's men projecting the only reason they go to parties. Girls enjoy parties for the social aspect of dancing and having fun with their friends while being showered in positive attention from (attractive) men, but getting fucked by someone they didn't consent to is the worst thing that could happen to them. In fact many women would easily live without sex if they could keep their man's attention without it.
>>34919262RIP, hope your work goes okI have to be up in 6 hours for work and can't be fucked to make small talk >>34919266and what did you do?
Is it gay to dance?
Mr.Basilisk, I just wanted to say, no matter what happens in the future, I thank you for help fighting against hypergamy by correctly showing women their looks match via your Dating App algorithm.
>>34919262You’re getting overtime though. The bullshit is when they send you home during the week and make you work 3 12s on the weekend so there’s no overtime.
>>34919268>Most girls don't go to parties to get laidlol
>>34919252Most women I’ve met at parties were there to either just get fucked up with their friends or to show off with their boyfriends. The other third were there to meet guys.
>>34919235>Has anyone actually met someone about that polygamy life style and it wasn't fucked up in some way?I know one poly couple and they keep the stuff they do outside of their relationship to themselves. They seem happy. I know the woman has an asexual partner on the side, but that's about it.>>34919270>Is it gay to dance?No, but there are gay ass dances.
>>34919268I didn’t say every girl is going to get laid. I said the ones that linger at the end are. Anon was trying to say that only chad can get laid when that’s not the truth.
what do ppl even do at parties? i don't understand it like on a fundamental level.
>>34919273>t. porn-brained male projecting
>>34919270It’s gay to do anything that isn’t thinly veiled manosphere homoeroticism brah.
>>34919277They go there to get drunk, get free attention, and get laid.
>>34919275>asexual partner on the sideLiterally what does this even mean and how does it work, sexuality is a joke
It's awfully nice of anons to assume I'm hot and getting all the boys
>>34919281that sounds weird.
>>34919265you must be fun at parties>>34919277play party games, chat to people, dance to music, do drugz, go clubbing
Why do black men hate black women so much?
>>34919277Hang out with other people and drink a shitload. Of course you don't get it if you're a shutin
>>34919284It isn't, you've just self infantilized to the point of neuron deterioration.
>>34919277>WHAT? HUH?>OH, haha, that’s funny!>HEY do you wanna take a shot?Rinse and repeat. Pretty fun every once in a whileI don’t like to hang around for more than a few hours unless I’m really close to everyone in attendance though
>>34919286Black moids hate everything because they are mad they are the least desired.
>>34919283You're certainly getting me haha how about a date
>>34919269>and what did you do?I waved without looking and let her stare for a couple of minutes while I was busy loading gear
>>34919286she's cute.
Men are rapists waiting to happen
>>34919286Why would they bother with black women when they even get snow bunnies so easy nowadays
>>34919286>"learning to love my face", says the woman openly posting pictures of her face for profit daily
Women are terminally online dorks
>>34919290>I don’t like to hang around for more than a few hourssame, I'd always go clubbing with some people after a while and then end up at some after's lol>>34919293you didn't talk to her D:>>34919294fr>>34919295I'm a full on rapist
>>34919246Sounds very promising. Hopefully it works out for you
>>34919255Who anon? Spill tha beans!
>>34919287i guess you're right. i like hanging out with people but not a lot of ppl. and i don't drink.>>34919288i think a chunk of my brain is probably dead from being sad all the time as a teenager. >>34919290>>34919285do ppl usually go to parties hosted at someone's house?
>>34919299>you didn't talk to her D:why would I want to?
>>34919295Anon, you can't just wait around for it. You have to go out and make rape happen!
>>34919270it's gay to care this much about what is gay and what isn't
>>34919277drinkeattalk to peopleplay gamesNot all parties are created equal and good hosts actually plan shit for their attendees to do stuff
>>34919303you said she was a 10 lol>>34919302>at someone's houseif it's a house party yeah (or someone's flat)at uni we also used the common roomsfree parties would just be on a field or warehouse somewhere
>>34919295Sometimes when I haven't washed to shaved in a week or two I like to dress in my "hobo costume" (old unwashed baggy clothes) and pretend to be a bum outside, for about 2-3 hours until the sun starts setting. If I see a pretty woman I'll stare at her while biting my lip and groping myself through my pants. People give you a lot of personal space like this so if you're autistic I recommend it.
The dumbest party I ever attended was in a super trailer made out of three junk trailers attached to each other. It had to be broken up after a noise complaint, but before that happened, a guy named Texas picked up a keg and threw it through a window like he was Donkey Kong.The police let me drunk drive my underage friends home from that party :o)
>>34919302>i don't drinkLoser
>>34919311lmao
>>34919308>you said she was a 10 lolmaybe 10.5
Is anyone else worried what the hell those tech fools have created with AI that Musk and what's his name are calling for a pause on AI production? I feel like we're at a "What has science done?!" moment and nobody is talking about it enough.
What's the point of getting drunk around strangers or by yourself, does it even feel good?
>>34919311that sounds like the best party ever ngl>>34919313sobriety is based>>34919315tbf I would've been too scared to talk to her>>34919316>Is anyone else worried what the hell those tech fools have created with AInot really, miss me with that shit lol>>34919317>does it even feel goodit does on the up
>>34919313Nta, nah, dudes who don’t drink are fine as long as they don’t act separate. Hell, they can even play drinking games by making someone else take their shots kek.
>>34919317Hell yeah
>>34919316I think it’s just another lie from the same scammers who have convinced some very deep pockets that they can actually achieve AGI with language models.
>>34919282Maybe because relationships aren't just about sex, you asocial retard.>>34919286>Why do black men hate black women so much?Because Western beauty standards put white features on a pedestal while putting black women down, and black men LOVE status symbols. The funny part is that they love putting black women down but then chimp out when those women find non-black people that properly appreciate them. Men, and black men especially, will only ever see the women of their race as their property.
>>34919198blackpill is that women worship this guy. he didn't kidnap them, he INVITED them and they always went
>>34919319This lol, or we'd just give them shots of other stuff or dares for a laugh. Some of the most fun friends I've partied with were teetotalers
>>34919316It's a fucking advertising campaign. Joe Public isn't their audience, it DOES NOT matter what our reaction is. Evil corporate CEOs see "world-ending threat it's too smart oh no it can do everything no one will be employed anymore!!!" and start salivating and throwing money around. It's utterly transparent.
>>34919317the women fuck the strangers, and being the stranger, that means they fuck me
>>34919313it makes my heart beat extremely fast and i get drunk easily so i stopped drinking.
>>34919317They call it a social lubricant for a reason.
>>34919318>>34919319I was always clowned when I refused to drink and when they didn't say anything I knew they thought I was a straight edge loser. Once I stated I was like damn I've been missing out
>>34919317>around strangers or by yourselfSo why wasn’t your question, “why do people drink?”?
One day this will all be dust. All I want is my shoreline
>>34919332>shorelineworst map
>>34919316I think there are some legitimate cybersecurity concerns but most of it is just fearmongering to drive up share price
>>34919330>damn I've been missing outeh glad you enjoyed it, I used to drink too much tho, glad I stopped
>>34918766Do things that you would naturally want to do on your own, and encounter men through that.
>>34919327>the women starfish half unconscious while getting raped by menFtfy
>>34919338can't give blowjobs if you're unconscious, if she's giving good head, she's good enough to give consent
Women, hypothetically. If you were an overproducer of breast milk during pregnancy/during the feeding period of your child and your hypothetical husband wanted some would you let him have a glass?Would you let him make ice cream out of it?Would you try some?
>>34919318>that sounds like the best party ever nglIt would’ve been better if I got to be there for longer lol.Wonderfully trashy. Blacklights and graffiti everywhere. No ashtrays.
>>34919316
Kiss my neck with your scarlet lipstick darling. Mark me
>>34918918>getting naked in a few datesSlut
>>34919324There's only one Jew I worship, and he wasn't rich, but he was wealthy in ways we could only ever dream of.
>>34919339Rapist
are there chairs at a party what happens if your feet get tired
>>34919346yeah, got my dick raped by that drunk girl
Anyone else find it really funny that the AI and drone arms race is going to make what’s essentially virtual duck hunting (drones + shotgun turrets) a significant part of WW3
>>34919348Hopefully you'll get it cut off
>>34919325It really is just whether someone can have fun or not. For example, i’m a massive drunk but it pisses me off when someone tries to force drinks on me even after i turn it down. Jackass, i’m going to drink at my own pace. I’ve been in too many toilets.
>>34919347Yeah there will be places to sit down, don't worry and enjoy yourself anon/anonette
>>34919351my dick is safe since I hide it in vaginas.
>>34919347
>>34919025Stayed up 2 hours too late again... gotta stop shitposting here lulz... wish me luck with my students today...
>>34919317I dunno about you but when I get drunk I can banter way easier so that makes it fun around strangers. I just be saying shit sometimes and I don't do really do that sober.
>>34919286M, blackshe's cuteBut to answer your question if you're a black moid you aren't "winning" unless you're dating a white girl and your mother will nag you to date a black girl to the ends of the earth, no matter how white your dad or stepdad is. But also there's an expectation that you have to irrationally get angry every time a black woman doesn't date a black man for some reason, even if you don't want to date her.
>>34919352>when someone tries to force drinks on me even after i turn it downI also hate that lol, or when they try force others to drink. gotta do it at your own pace>>34919347that or sofas or just sit on the floor :p
>>34919323>/adv/ namefag is a lesbian chudThis board is really something
>>34919347There are, but you can sit in the floor if there’s no room
when is qt's birthday
>>34919354
When I'm really drunk I slur my speech super hard and make noise that sounds like speech without actually saying anything. And people just assume I made a joke and laugh. Life is so easy.
>>34919330Do whatever you want to do man, but really people just like fun people around. From what i’ve experienced, it’s either the drunk loser guys who try to force it or girls who really want to fuck and want the alcohol to be a mutual excuse.
>>34919363anal it is then
>>34919362October 32ndAre you gonna get me a prezzieAnyway gnight lads and ladettes
>>34919368kill yourself
>>34919340I've tried my own. I did seem to over produce a smidge. Tastes like almond milk.
>>34919036I'm lucky if I get one date a year.
>>34919362He's a virgo so soon.
>>34919323I have seen too many non-white women talk about their white fever just to let this go
>>34919372>virgoactually I'm a big dipper
>>34919337If that worked, would anyone be here asking for advice on that. Meeting people takes work. Rarely does it ever just "happen", especially in hobbies that don't actively introduce you to other people.
>>34919369What?
Anons, why is it so much easier to provide emotional support than it is to accept it?
>>34919378Because you're a faggot
Fuck it Done holding out for the right girl just gonna fuck a ton of bitches now
>>34919374Your dipper ain't big bud. Or you'd post it when manic.
>>34919375Ffs, you’re just wanting to win the lottery and have someone approach you.
>>34919363here's a better invention
Why did JH sleep with her cousin and expect a romantic relationship with him?
>>34919350Fuck, I hope I can be a remote, work from home UAV pilot soldier in World War 3 despite being fat and autistic and old as shit. Maybe my faction will see my Google-Fu skills and recruit me as an OSINT analyst. I can dream.
>>34919378Fuck off
>>34919384I went to high school with a hispanic girl who had a buff, muscular gangsta looking cousin that everyone thought he was gay, but she and him were fucking and doing incest on the down low. Her family didn't know but she told the whole school about it.
>>34919379>>34919387Tough crowd! Jeez.
>>34919363Didn’t the vietcong and/or irish do some shit like this with blades?
>>34919277Talk about shit that doesn't matter, get drunk, have sex. Basically you're not missing anything unless you're a hedonistic retard.
>>34919351I really enjoyed reading Wilfred Thesiger's description of Arab circumcision rituals. He seemed to take a lot of glee in writing that chapter, as well as describing how rural Omani Arabs would put their mouths up to a cow's vagina to stimulate milk production.
>>34919388But JH apparently did it as a fully grown woman if her "first bf" was at 17 like she said.
>>34919378Because you have high opinions of them (they deserve support) and low opinions of yourself (you don't deserve support).ORBecause you have low opinions of them (their problems are ones you can support) and high opinions of yourself (your problems are beyond their abilities to provide support).
>>34919391>unless you're a hedonistic retardBasically yeah, but hedonism has far more longevity than “intellectual discourse”. All those intellectuals become drunks or addicts in the end anyways.
>>34919383>better invention>single-stack 1911Kek
>>34919395It’s definitely the former. Feels like one of the last big knots I have left to untie in my brain.I get into this negative feedback loop where I know I’m being irrational and feel ashamed about possibly squandering the support others give me, and that sometimes makes me feel too ashamed to actually acknowledge the support and put it to good use.So stupid. I’m getting over it gradually, at least.
Women would you rather rapex your rapist or shoot him?
>>34919398As if your tiny hands are going to handle a .45
>>34919394She has never been very mature if you haven't noticed. The retarded freak is in a poly relationship in her mid 30s, where the guy only fucks her ass out of fear he might actually get the dumb slut pregnant.
>>34919401Just get her one of these instead
>>34919400What
>>34919398fiiiiine
>>34919400Shoot body parts that paralyze him and let him bleed out slowly while stomping on his balls
How accurate is this to /atoga/, /adv/, and the chan in general?
>>34919405You've never heard of the Rapex Condom? It's a female condom that chomps up and shreds a guy's dick when he tries to rape her pussy.
Shooting a rapist in the knees and then hitting square to suplex him
>>34919399Good luck, you're gonna make it (or die trying).
>>34919398>Intense gun knowledgeYep, this lady from Texas all right
>>34919404Why are modern guns so fuck ugly
>>34919415That’s not intense imo but then again, I live just north of her
>>34919417Compared to what?
The largest species of parasite in the world is known as "women". They tend to blend in by creating fake jobs in offices to make it seem like they work as hard as men. Often found virtue signalling about consumerism while simultaneously wasting all of their money on plastic starbucks cups and makeup. Will use their beauty and sociopathy to attract an unsuspecting host, who they will drain of it's financial and emotional resources before separating from said host and finding a new one. Once the woman is near the end of its life cycle and its beauty can no longer attract new hosts as easily as before is also when it's at its most dangerous, at this stage it will even lash out against the younger parasites of its species to try to eliminate competition for hosts. This species of parasite should be avoided at all costs. If you see a woman contact the Foid Extermination Unit at once.
>>34919420Old guns you dolt. What else could I be comparing it to
>>34919417Because many modern gun consoomers have bad taste.
>>34919404I don’t want my girl to have to deal with double action for when the shit hits the fan.
>>34919401>As if your tiny hands are going to handle a .45I have a few 45's. I can also shoot 357's with one hand, depending on how long the barrel is. The only handgun I have NEEDED to two hand is the Desert Eagle.
>>34919419He's a thirdie anon guns are banned in his country
>>34919422Then how about you give an example for comparison, you fucking drive-by autist.
>>34919424but that's a single action only? pretty shore... it's a lil 1911 style
I want a Beretta but I'm not allowed to buy them here
>>34919417My gun is ugly but at least very pretty from an engineering standpoint.I wish it was less ugly overall though. It looks like a prop from a dystopian sci-fi movie made in 1999.
>>34919428How about the 1911 posted before that one in this very thread. Actual gorilla iq
>>34919400Rape him with a gun
>>34919413BASED
>>34919435Will you pull the trigger while it's up his ass
>>34919433u should get the cougar. milf px4 :)
>>34919419I mean I think in both Texas and Oklahoma y'all shoot scorpions and snakes for sport before your morning breakfast and then roast the corpse to put on top of your Tabasco-lathered cactus omelette and Texas Toast.
>>34919438Of course!
>>34919433This gun is so popular on 4chan, it's very interesting.
>>34919427Bitch, I'm from the Great Lakes. I just happen to live a life of peace.
Helping them get back home is the moderate solution
>>34919425
>>34919433Picrel is my fav. It uses the same principle with a little extra. And it looks good doing it
>>34919446The Voyager crew? Barclay is already hard at work on that from Starfleet headquarters. It's either that or the radical solution, they stay in the Delta Quadrant and get obliterated by the Borg.
>>34919340nag you'd have to up the fat content of breastmilk to make it work. you'd have to condense it first, like separate the cream
>>34919442We all read and watched the same reviews, probably. Or the same handlers are selling them to us lol
>>34919443>I'm from the Great LakesNot originally saar
>>34919453No, originally my ancestors are from Ireland, dipshit.
>>34919452It's interesting because it's such an unpopular gun outside of niche gun communities that beretta has decreased production of them drastically compared to their other products. It's an excellent handgun but it never really caught on, sadly.
>>34919440It is very amusing how you guys all seem to think that we’re both much further west than we actually are.I spent my childhood in New York and kinda feel like I’m culturally tied to both places, and it’s always been funny how clueless one region is about the other
>>34919404>>34919417Blame Kimber. They started that trend when they started making the 1911 in every shade of ugly.>>34919406I prefer HK and Sig to Glock, but game recognize game. Germans know how to make guns for lefties. Too bad Walther didn't get the memo.>>34919419>That’s not intense imo but then again, I live just north of herOKLAHOMOS?! ON MY KOREAN LAWNMOWER FORUM?!>>34919431>I want a Beretta but I'm not allowed to buy them hereI was so happy when they lost their contract. M17 was just so much better than the M9.>>34919440I prefer Cholula to tabasco, but the rest is spot on.
>>34919429I don’t like hammer back for the ready.
How do men flirt with women?
>>34919455As if that’s better, kek
>>34919439I nearly did lol
>>34919462Hey baby
>>34919462muh dick in yo pussy
>>34919408Almost right but for adv and atoga specifically less bots and 11 year olds
Genderare you a soap wash after piss kind of guyor a water rinse after piss kind of guy
>>34919460>OKLAHOMOS?! ON MY KOREAN LAWNMOWER FORUM?!Yup! I’m leaving soon though
>>34919470Those guys exist?Which one is >he?
>>34919460i like hk. need to get one. i haven't touched a sig ever. for some reason i don't like how they look.>walthertry the pdp if u haven't. or f series if u have smol hands. they're fine ambi
>>34919470M I just wipe my dick wtf, are you shoving your cock and balls into the sink to give em a good wash
>>34919476Your hands, Anon.Do you wash your hands with soap after a piss, or do you just rinse them with water.
>>34919462>How do men flirt with women?
>>34919462>How do men flirt with women?MPoorly
>>34919472Where you headed?
>>34919479Women joke, but only these kind of guys got laid.
>>34919462The most recent time in-person i wasn’t even trying. She was the “pretty girl”’s friend, and i kinda talked shit about the friend bc the friend was leaving her to flirt with other guys. Bangin tits though. She flashed me at the end of the night.
>>34919450Which way? The Janeway! Vote Janeway!>Noooooooo she'll break the prime directive AND the temporal prime directive>Janeway killed Tuvix!! without Star Fleet morals what are weeeee????>More like TERFway. Janeway is NOT a strong female leader, but a bigot. SHE FUCKS MONKEYS (and lizards)>That's not what he meant when he said you couldn't even begin to CONCIEVE a Q>She's so stupid she LITERALLY thought there was COFFEE in a NEBULA>If you, uhm, vote, uhm, you shouldn't vote, uh, if you vote Janeway, uhm, you're not Vulcan>VOTING JANEWAY IS WHAT THE BORG WANT. SHE'S LITERALLY A BORG AGENT. SHE COLLUDED WITH THE BORG>ok it was fun and all but we literally cannot let Janeway have the omega particle>TWO SCOOPS
>>34918989F No I think I like my face but I have a terrible body
>>34919479I actually just talk for a while and then send tasteful bulge, stomach, chest and ass pics
>>34919483Men who put themselves out there have a higher success rate than men who don't.More at 11.
I went to mcds and saw this afro-latino fat guy, red eyes from what i assume weed in his 30s with a thin petite blonde girl, very pale, blue eyes. She cannot be older than 20. She's recording him while he's deciding what to eat with what it appears to be a little brother or child from another mother. she had this zoomer blaccent but didn't look anything like the white girls that date black guys. He yelled at her to order and the entire restaurant froze and looked at them. It seems like she was paying for the food too. How does this happen? Why are women dating literal bums? I assume maybe he has weed and she is an addict? but she seems hopelessly in love with him too. I know it's a chud story, but I really wonder how this happens. She was pretty, thin, and could def do better. She did sound really immature but still, if they met on a dating app she prob had way more options.
>>34919478Oh lmfao soap
>>34919488Glad we agree women are stupid
>>34919470Most of the time I use soap. Only time I don't is if I already washed my hands recently.>>34919479Inaccurate, needs to also be horribly lit, making the dick look like the baby from Eraserhead.
>>34919486Post both
>>34919481
>>34919486What don't you like about it?
>>34919486>but I have a terrible bodyGive dimensions, height and weight so i can judge if you’re being insecure or not
>>34919470MI took this as you asking how I’m washing my dick too lolI use soap
You wear Skechers and drive a Camry. And you wonder why I don't fucking like you.
>>34919489>How does this happen? Why are women dating literal bums? I assume maybe he has weed and she is an addict? but she seems hopelessly in love with him too.I’ve been friends with a bum like that before, and she probably is also a stoner, yes.
>>34919497Flabby from having been fat most of my life, deflated tiddies, fridge body.
>>34919470Soap always or hand sanitiser if there’s none
>>34919501>Skecherssneaker culture is dead, anonSkechers are lit now.
>>34919489Hahahaha. You’re a loser, that’s why.
>>34919462I don'tNever haveNone of you girls ever seem to treat me with anything but scorn irl so why bother?I laugh anytime anyone says "get off the internet and talk to people"Girls are nicer online than irl
>>34919505Built for having children
>>34919403I never really understood how she keeps her illusion of herself going. I don't even dislike her but her actions and history seem to be a big mismatch from how she views herself.
>>34919492>"women are stupid"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
>>34919510eww go away
>>34919510>Girls are nicer online than irlYou live in a fantasy world
I could never drive a cuck car like a Prius or a Camry
>>34919507Is it already? My lil bro hasn’t bought any in a while, now that you mention it.
>>34919501I actually wear New Balance and drive a Honda. Don't you look stupid.>>34919507Poor build quality, even for a budget shoe. Skechers has given up, just like the people who wear them.
>>34919234I think I do this unintentionally. I get assumed to be some giga whore or an incel chud between threads
>>34919505You should date the guy who's insecure about his loose skin, also from being fat
>>34919522>Don't you look stupid.You’re the lot lizard of motorpool. And you think an anon looks stupid?
>>34919513>in an apparently happy relationship with rich people who want to marry her and give her everything she wants including the white child she wants to haveI'd think I'm hot shit too if I won that hard.
>>34919525Already have a bf who has never been super fat and doesn't care about my body issues. It's a me problem.
>>34919501I wear sketchers too and everyone loves my shoes. Even got a feetshitter complimenting my toes on thursday.
>>34919529Bitches can't lose
>>34919529You don’t deserve him
>>34919533Women generally don't measure up to men, this has been a thing since we discovered farming.
>>34919522>I actually wear New Balance and drive a HondaSo fucking based
>>34919534gay
Harleys are complete ass
>>34919534>implying women can hunt as well as menNgmi
gonna goon to some ss then go to bed, let's have a miserable monday everybody
>>34919387How did you know that was qt?
>>34919518To me at least it's true
>>34918762i trim them normally but occasionaly full shavebut i also expect the foid to be shaved around her pussy.
>>34919540?
>>34919526I played pool every day in a motor home for a while. I was the only lodger there who wasn't an alcoholic, wasn't a drughead, and didn't smoke. The other tenants sure tried to get me into boozing and using though, tobacco and everything else. But I saw what that did to those folks. I still remember what happened to poor Heroin Harry, God rest that man's soul. But for me, I said fuck no and just continued working on my poetry from my tiny little room with a view of the pickup trucks and camper vans in the lot and the gravel desert out in the distance.
My fav thing about nature is how you get one set of extremely fragile irreplaceable teeth and if you break or lose them your fucked
>>34919522i drive honda accord from 2010very cool car.
>>34919537>Harley's assMost dudes and many chicks would want to ride or get rode by Harley Quinn
>>34919323>Men, will only ever see the women of their race as their property.But I want to be a pale goth woman's property
>>34919540Nta it's obviously not
>>34919541Fucking hell, bro. They won’t accuse you of rape if you offer to buy them a drink.
>>34919513As an undergraduate Criminology major I thought I was going to grow up to be a DEA agent but it turned out I was bipolar and liked drugs and debt too much, so that never happened.
Nigerians are the real life version of those cat people in morrowind
Tried to bond with the married guys at work by referring to my fictional girlfriend as "The ol' ball and chain" but I fucked up and said "The ol' cock and balls" now they think I'm dating a transwoman and I can't prove them wrong because she's not real. What do I do?
>>34919479i look like this and do this
im a genuinely ugly guy with receeding hairline but women are usually very nice to me irlim 6'2 250lbs.
>>34919556As are the Nepalese guys who own several head shops and gas stations in my town
>>34919462Usually, like, by asking "hey, I'd like to take you to dinner" or depending on the setting (like if it's at a music venue, nightclub etc) "I'd like to ask to dance with you", "can I buy you a drink" etc
>>34919562It’s amazing how accurate Todd made them
>>34919563>I'd like to ask to dance with youFucking kek
>>34919527Yeah I guess you're right, and here I am gossiping about it on 4chan. Hope it works out for her but only time will tell.
>>34919537Harleys are made for ass.They make your ass look good.
>>34919375>Meeting people takes work.Yeah, and I'm saying that for the payoff to make sense, you should neither make yourself miserable (like by doing something you dislike just because it's to "meet people") nor select for the kinds of people that you wouldn't be likely to get along with (e.g. someone using hookup apps to find a lasting relationship).Going out and doing something you'd be willing to do for its own sake avoids both of those issues, and while it's far from a guarantee, it's going to be easier to meet people through that than by just sitting around in your bedroom. Especially for women, who can much better afford to be passive than men, albeit with the caveat that being entirely passive will also tend to select for superficial, low-inhibition coombrains.
>>34919526>You’re the lot lizard of motorpool. And you think an anon looks stupid?I didn't even lose my virginity until I was out of the Army for two years. There was a woman in my unit that fucked everything that moved, tho. She was gross.>>34919537>Harleys are complete assOverpriced, but good bikes and American-made.>>34919535>So fucking basedTakes one to know one>>34919550Accords are solid, I just wish they still made the wagon version. Those things were so fucking cool.>>34919551>Most dudes and many chicks would want to ride or get rode by Harley QuinnReal. She's also the least neurotic Jewish woman.>>34919552>But I want to be a pale goth woman's propertyLove seeing men if women dominated fields.
>>34919564Is there another fantasy setting as American as Tamriel?
>>34919556I think they're supposed to be gypsies
>>34919554No but they treat me like I'm some kind of freak anyways sk fuck them
>>34919400I'd want my rapist far away from me but wouldn't want to cause more suffering only for myself to take sadistic pleasure in it.
>>34919569i preferred the sedan look to the wagon thingthe 2010 model I have looks very nice and timeless in my eyes.>harley quinneed sexo
Use of AI face filters should be a federal crime.
>>34919563Lol
>>34919537They’re also good for your ass
>>34919570Another Todd masterpiece, Fallout 3 (the ghouls represent the jews and minorities)
>>34919569>I didn't even lose my virginity until I was out of the Army for two years.I know what “virginity” means to your type. You’ll suck a hundred dicks and take 50 in your ass but still call yourself a “virgin”.
>>34919571Are Nigerians also gypsies?
Where can I find lonely, single femanons to chat with
Is it bad to wish violent deaths for every conspiracy theorist?Because I really do want it
>>34919572Online bitches treat you even more like a freak. Don’t act like it’s different just bc you don’t have to see it irl.
>>34919580The gypsies of Africa are probably Somalis or something. I'm not counting north Africa
>>34919462I genuinely have no idea. Never done it.The way I've heard flirting described here, it sounds either mind-numbingly retarded or is just harassment.
Together we'll find something to direct some laughter at
>>34919573>nooo not the heckin rapisterino!Pathological altruism strikes again
>>34919574Have you seen them lowered and with a body kit? Pure sex.>>34919579I had no consensual sexual relations with another person until I was 25.
>>34919595>consensual
>>34919573Hahahaha. >i don’t care if he rapes anyone elseAnon >>34919590 is right.
>>34919595from the older accords I liked the styling of that old v6 coupei drive the newer ones
Been trying to jack off lately, but the porn's been genuinely shit, so I've just had like no urge toSo instead we get squats, walks, and sexual frustration.
>>34919585The Somalians steal like Argonian pirates, whereas Nigerians are a merchant people.
>>34919504How does this work? Is there like a Stoner-meet club? In my state its legal so there is no point in having a plug anymore.
>meet girl and guy at some stupid event>we get along okay, get both their numbers>a few days later, text them and ask if they want to hang out>both say they are busy>tell them no worries, assume i'll never hear from them again>about two weeks later>girl texts me, she's thinking about hanging out at the location i suggested last time>tell her i'll join her if she decides to go>even more time later>she suggests some dates that would work for her>still haven't heard from the other guy this whole timeis the girl wanting a date? or does she just want to hang out? fwiw, she was wearing a ring when i first met her, but i don't know if it was a wedding/engagement ring, or just something she wanted to wear.
>>34919595Americans are retarded wtf is that thing.
>>34919597You're inserting something I didn't say. I won't reply further.
>>34919599i can look at semi softcore clips of chicks posing their asses and its enough for me to get offmaybe you need a little bit of porn detoxing
>>34919489women just aren't good at judging people. the examples of this are everywhere
>>34919603Inb4 threesome
>>34919607That's genuine rapist behavior, Anon.Going onto the streets and then just getting a chub and thinking about fucking strangers.
>>34919600Khajits steal too on top of trafficking drugs the don't give a fuck
Men with muscletiddies where art thou.........
>>34919595>I had no consensual sexual relations with another person until I was 25.Oooh, the qualifiers. So as long as it wasn’t consensual, you’re still a virgin? Also the clinton defense? Seriously? “I did not have sexual relations”…but you let him shove a cigar up your cunt…
>>34919612I got fat titties, you want em?
>>34919612>Men with muscletiddies where art thou.........They have stretch marks.
>>34919611That’s NigerianSomalis are much more Argonian
>>34919606But that's what you meant. Now someone else is going to get raped by him, far away from you
>>34919612Gymanon only appears when you say his name three times in the planet fittness mirror.
Thinking about getting an electric travel razor, I'm getting lazy for wet shave.
>>34919616I just said they're basically a 1:1 analogue to gypsies. Nigerians are just kinda like irl soap drama characters
>>34919606You already said it. You don’t care as long as he is away from you. You “don’t want to cause more suffering”. So he shouldn’t suffer as long as you are safe. Well done. You are a selfish cunt who only thinks about herself.Unless you mean it wasn’t actually rape and you’re just an insufferable attention whore.
>>34919611>>34919616Who are the orcs?
gg fuggin ez stuck in my head
>>34919604>wtf is that thing.Japanese>>34919613>So as long as it wasn’t consensual, you’re still a virgin?I was still a PIV virgin anyways until I was 27. Just saying that any sexual act I was involved in up until 25 was perpetrated against me.
>>34919622What's their deal I forgot. They live in isolationist tribes right
>>34919620Somalians are more ooga booga than Khajeets. When scamming they don’t act friendly. They are angry and they don’t have the charisma. They scam like highwaymen.
MenDo you think you'd be able to survive the shame of shitting yourself on a plane?20hr flight.
>>34919631Well between Nigerians and gypsies they're closer to the latter
>>34919628>PIVAren't you a lesbian? Do you mean toys or that you've fucked dudes?
>>34919634Nope, next question
Anyone else model tier face card from the front but a disgusting troll from the side? No, just me?
>>34919622Muslims
>>34919628As if you never tried to touch a cock.
>>34919622>>34919629>>34919640>the followers of Boethiah and Trinimac rubbed the "soil of Trinimac" upon themselves and changed their skins.Some particularly wise Altmer described Orcs as being the twisted remains of the Aldmer. Calling them "the feculence of Boethiah" and "leavings so loathsome that they had to sculpt their own dung-god from filth to give their existence any meaningThey're Jeetmer.
Genders, what is real life?
>>34919634I mean why would I not use the bathroom? To directly answer your hypothetical, yes I would "survive" but feel embarassed/uneasy throughout it
>>34919595Car manufacturers going away from this to shitty suvs killls me
>>34919639Big nose?
>>34919639prove it
>>34919644This is a scene from Minotaur Milk Farm
>>34919612dm me on discogar1
>>34919640Redguards are kinda more like Muslims/Arabs I'd say despite the melanated appearance. Curved swords >>34919642Lmao but they're too strong and brutish to be jeets
>>34919645Imagine you went to the bathroom, and unknowingly shat on your pants, and only realized after you sat back down, the entire aisle walk of shame
>>34919639M Yeah my recessed chin betrays me
>>34919651I'm going to DM you a dick pic
Being unemployed sucked but being a wagie sucks too. One thing I noticed is how the people with 10-15 years of experience complain about the same things newbies complain about. It's like you get stuck in a timewarp and one day you're just old at the same job. There has to be a way to escape the wagie hell.
>>34919656thanks
>>34919380>Fuck it Done holding out for the right girl just gonna fuck a ton of bitches nowYou'll feel like a souless husk after
>>34919637>Aren't you a lesbian?I'm bi>>34919641I absolutely did not.>>34919646Real. Or even worse, crossovers. They're so fucking ugly. Also, speed bumps became a lot higher, so having a slammed car is gonna take out your undercarriage in most cities now.
My name is Naruto Uzumaki
>>34919657Starting a punk rock band
>>34919657>There has to be a way to escape the wagie hell.
>>34919663>I absolutely did not.X
What is it like to have a fit and tall man pin you down
me?I play fooballI play footballfootballnah, I play football
>>34919673fat and tall man?
>>34919673Wanna find out
>>34919673What's it like ovulating?
>>34919673Want me to ask my girlfriend?
Gonna uh party like a rockstar
>>34919681Sure
>>34919673Like there's nothing you can possibly do, and you're happy that's the case.
>>34919673Don’t know. I only ever got pinned by a downie sophomore year. Not my best moment.
pinning femanon down to the bedframe with my 6.5" micropenis
>>34919687Did you fuck him?
>>34919689Wrestling, you fucking fag.
>>34919674I'll never knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_chW74XE7Ys
>>34919691https://youtu.be/qrPDyA30BOI
>>34919691>>34919687Scary
>>34919692Me? I play football.
hi bot
>>34919694It’s two seconds for a pin. Don’t make me think about that other shit.
>>34919700Be careful out there, stay vigilant anon
Niggas are already initializing it
>>34918756Men, Why don't you look like this?
>>34919706It’s the insanity of intersectionality.
>>34919707No shit though, even after winning regionals…getting pinned by that downie still haunts me.
>>34919709I'm not gay
>>34919709I'm balding.
imagine marrying an actress and then she goes off to kiss and fuck other men in movies. What a cuck
>Was is´n das für'n Kombi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5yXAVfwOU
>The perfect woman doesn't exi-
>>34919725He looks kinda cute as the blonde in the 2nd scene am I gay
>>34919725They killed him because he knew too much.
Women: if we go on a date and then you decide you want to come home with me, but I tell you I parked my car REALLY far away (like, a 15-20 minute walk away), how would you feel?
>>34919737Why would you park your car 20 minutes from the date the fuck
>>34919739Niggas be thirsty
>>34919739any nearer and i'd have to pay or risk getting broken into (or both). plus i like walking so i don't mind.
>>34919688Hot
I wish I could be the man in my head who I want to be
>>34919737I guess you live in jewyork. I could drive >him to >his car if I get to play stickshift. :)
>>34919737i like walking but i would understand anyone not wanting to walk that far especially before getting intimate
>>34919634No but neither would anyone else on the plane.
I saw boobs today
>>34919709very similar face but my hair is cut shorter and brighter. having hair in your eyes is ridiculous. there's a pic they took of me at work and I look just like top right except I don't have that length of hair. I even part it on the left, heck, the more I compare the more the resemblance is uncanny
Women if you lived in Greco Roman times would you wear one of these
>>34919750I'm reminded of the time I went to the beach on a date and it took 40 minutes to drive then another 10 to walk and pay for parking. we were on the beach for 35 minutes before we got so horny we walked 10 minutes back, drove for 40 minutes, then had sex
>>34919769POst FAce.
why the fuck does this enemy keep spawning and then immediately dying without me even doing anything to itboth genders, does gamedev ever frustrate you, too?
is it ethical to toss your leftover sandwich into the park lake for the fish if you don't feel like finishing it.
>>34919773based
Had a mighty fart
>>34919776Should’ve given it to your local crackhead
Should atheletes compete with diapers to prevent accidental discharges?This seems to be a recurring issue, just completely shitting the fuck out of yourself while lifting weights or running
>mEn WhY doN't u dReSS liEk tHiS???everytime... smdh
>>34919549They are not that fragile man you just don’t brush them or crunch on healthy foods
My birthday is soon
>>34919789When
>>34919776Can fish digest bread, tomatoes, cheese, mustard and such like? Deli meat is probably fine.
>>34919789"soon"
This might be a coddled infant moment, but like, how expensive are a single pair of men undies supposed to besurely not like... $20?I thought it was like $5 for a triple pack
>>34919775fixed it. i was accidentally adding that enemy to my vector of active enemies before he was actually active, which caused him to get checked for collisions and killed.
>>34919775Infinitely respawning enemies is one thing about 2000s games I'm not nostalgic for.
>>34919790Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>34919796???
>>34919793Everything is expensive nowadays bucko
>>34919789Me too. I officially become old.
It's 2013
>>34919800Turning 30 is the new turning 25.
>>34919785Yeah why can't men just be naked outside?
I’m having a need to buy undyed cotton panties, for $40 a pair
>>34919808Post them.
Genders post good panties for buying?
Hey femanon, cute, uh... Well not a lot to compliment you on is there haha, you should work on that.
>>34919800It feels weird conceptually, but I don't feel any different physiologically.>t. 32
When is shooting myself justified?
>>34919815right now, anon, after that post.never post again
>>34919603bump? if it matters, there's like a week between each text she sends me.
>>34919816Ok bye
>>34919725rip
>>34919774I have no reason to do that
>>34919817break the ice and be aggressive
Now, what say you and I go toe-to-toe on Bird Law and see who comes out the victor?
>>34919815https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/908/075/87b.jpg
>>34919824That was a risky click!
>>34919824Imma be real witchu dawg. I ain't clickin onnat
>>34919821What do you mean? I haven't replied to her most recent text yet.
>>34919807Sigh. IF I MUST.
Don't click, it's dolphin porn.>>34919824
Gonna nap (30min) don't post anything while I'm asleep
>>34919821You trying to land him in jail?
How is anyone meant to take social risks in the modern universal surveillance climate?
>>34919834>How is anyone meant to take social risks in the modern universal surveillance climate?Risks are only good when you're in finance
Do niggas who unironically use terms like "universal surveillance climate" get any play
I flirted with two cute girls today, it was nice
>>34919839No way, women love Flock.
The first chapter of this fanfiction is the most erotic thing I've read in years. It's so good.Women, do you think a woman wrote it?https://archiveofourown.org/works/56761987/chapters/144303214
Flock cares about me more than any woman ever did
>>34919802>It's 2013I wish, bro
>>34919824>kymKill yourself very hard for me
>>34919829Wow pedo
>>34919834You aren't! There's a lot you can do now, though, that will be hard for them to take away later, get to it.
>>34919849Are you surprised, he makes a big point about how much he loves flatties
>>34919849Huh?
>>34919846I can't, who will moderate my subreddits?
>>34919843author writes loud house fanfiction and double spaces single lines. the author is an autistic man who has never had sex and is almost a little afraid of it, but is really drawn in by taboo and sensuality, while having little passion for writing itself.sorry to say i don't like your taste. this was a dull read.
>>34919854Just set the automoderator to post "okay class, sit down, it's time to have a lesson in empathy because all y'all can't behave" on repeat.
>gender>what's something you do that you think no one else does?
>>34919863
>>34919864Lol crumple boy
>>34919864please be AI not an actual dude PARKOUR!-killing himself for a crowd
>>34919867Fear not he's probably alive and just eats through a straw now
>>34919863f. i do not know anything about current events. nothing. i dont know when the next election is, i do not know when the last big thing happened, i don't know who is famous or what movie is big or if someone killed someone recently. i have no idea and i haven't known since covid.
>>34919804>>34919814Yeah, I don't really feel any different than my early 20's. Maybe the occasional injury from overtraining and taking a little longer to heal. >>34919811Not the best looking, but TomboyX are some of the most comfortable seamed panties I've ever bought. For seamless, I like the Aerie ones. >>34919815>When is shooting myself justified?When you post shit like this >>34919843
>>34919833no I'm trying to help him. women connect with men who are confident and act on what they want, ie. aggressive. it was a futile effort though since he immediately responded with a "wdym" and instead oozes his anxiety onto 4chan
>>34919875Damn, what do you do online? Just 4chan? I'm pretty impressed
>>34919863M. I don't carry a wallet. All my keys and cards and cash jangling around in my pocket.
Tired like a dog but couldn't fall asleep in 30 minutes before my alarm went off. Fuck life
>>34919879no, i use it a good bit, but it's all art and music and fandom things, plus this, watching tv. i dont use 4chan a lot.
>>34919811
>>34919863MI sleep wearing my glasses. Not intentional but it keeps happening
>>34919886Making art/music or just appreciating it? Watching entertainment or reading it too? You got a good exercise routine?
>>34919889i draw terribly, make tolerable music, and write pretty well. i don't really exercise but i bike everywhere cuz im broke, and i don't eat a lot cuz im broke, so i'm in okay shape
Women do you know how fun your skinny little arms are to grab
>>34919514Classic
>>34919893I don't know if I could live that way, but it sounds like it's working out for you. I hope you take care of yourself and find what you want in life.
>>34919612I happen to be doing push ups right now
>>34919898Simp
>>34919863I remembered another one. I use the tip of my nose tap my phone touchscreen
>>34919894>your skinny little arms
>>34919489>He yelled at herThis is probably why.
>>34919894my wrist bones are unstable so if you grab them they smush together and make a gross clicking sound
>>34919673It really doesn't matter because women dont put any resistance they just let things happen, I could be a skelly and you still let me pull your hair and put your arms on your back. Whats even the point?
>>34919709My hair is very wavy because Im latinxio
>>34919899Are you typing with your nose?
Girls like my superficial charm
>>34919907Wtf I don't think they're supposed to do that
you ever listen to a podcast, and it's like two guys and one girl, and the guys are funny, charming, and they're bouncing jokes off of each other, and then the girl talks, and then it's just...silence, haha....how does she live like that
>>34919910Im between sets, dont be autistic
>>34919910It took him 41 push ups to post that.
>>34919914She's there to look pretty and have a vagina
>>34919914The Dropouts podcast with Zach Justice and that one persian chick
>>34919907Is it weird that I wanna hear it?
>>34919918At minimum! I already mis-tap keys enough with my fingers, it'd take me at least a hundred. Maybe he was a bird in a past life and it helps him.
>>34919859>the author is an autistic man who has never had sex and is almost a little afraid of it, but is really drawn in by taboo and sensuality,He just like me frfr>>34919877What's wrong with my taste, faggot?
so apparently women in Ceuta Spain are being forcefully enriched and people have been recording the screams going on every evening.the funniest part? the instagram comments where men are being blamed for not defending the hecking poor women.what do you think?
Aight, I'm coming back on this onahole, thought it was a little too tight, but just busted in it again, and yeah, it works.
>>34919924>checks tags>loliconYou know exactly what's wrong with your taste.
>>34919489who cares ? shes a dumb coalburner and will pay the tollwhy do you care? jealous tyrone stole the bitch you would have crush on otherwise?ugh, let people enjoy things!and if you want real answer, women love being bossed around and beat and lowkey graped, its in their nature
I don't get the big deal about cigarettes, I picked them up, smoked for a few months and dropped them like whatever. How do people die over this shit?I find coffee more addicting.
i think 10 years of recent history and exposure to social media has raised the most misogynistic men in history, because not only they got rejected by women and society as a whole, they also got blamed for everything thats wrong, despite it not being their fault.if incoming financial market crash, recession, and possible ww3 arises, i dont think there will be a single reason those men will go out and fight anyone for any reason ww3 might genuinely be the girlboss warfare and im all for it
GenderWhat are your degenerate fantasies?
>>34919926>>34919940Bro is trying so hard to bait
>>34919941forced incest
>>34919941MaleA tall girl kisses me on my forehead.
>>34919942>pressing societal issues that stem from male and female political and worldview differences>baitdont you have a new iphone or something to discuss
>>34919941MInterracial sex slavery, concubinage, forced breeding.
>>34919933That's it? Oh boo fucking hoo go watch your shitty tween porn cartoon fagmo
>>34919941f, ponygirl bondage. i wanna pull a cart.
>>34919946Kiss my balls bitch
>>34919863Looking at >his nose directly.
>>34919945Faggot.
>>34919953not just any faggota performative faggot
>>34919863Mthrow away the women's panties that keep getting mysteriously donated into my coat pockets at work
>>34919941maleim a degen but generally most of my fantasies revolve around pleasing myself with various parts of female body like armpits, feet, inner thighs, butt, etcit would be fun to have power of stopping time and getting a woman to cum in split second in public.besides that just normal impregnation, passionate sex multiple times a day and holding hands and being cutesy when we arent having sex currently.but since im an ugly male and not loaded with money, this will never happen.
>>34919957Saar
>>34919941Wanting period thongs.
>>34919941
women, why are you so entitled? why? why why why why why
>>34919962im not
>>34919962I have a structured settlement and I needCASH NOW!
>>34919964so you'd date a fat and balding guy?
>>34919941werewolf
>>34919863FNothing. I am not unique.
>>34919968if i liked him, yeah. even if i didnt, not giving someone else what they want isn't entitlement; feeling that you deserve something someone doesn't want to give is entitlement.*holds the mirror up real close*
>>34919941MSomeone who will revolve her life around sexually pleasing me, giving me everything she has to give
>>34919972so that's a no
>>34919941FI wish I had them. The things that used to excite me do nothing anymore.
>>34919949That sounds hard to get done you would need some property away from everything.
>>34919823She’s too beautiful to post on this website dude. It’s only for us losers.
>>34919977mhm
>>34919673idk I could ask >her
>>34919976You could have at least said what used to excite you.
>>34919941Mi wanna tie her up, gag her with her own panties and fuck the shit outta her coochie
>>34919941Mreclining on the couch with a small-framed woman laying face down with her head buried in my chest while I wrap my arms and legs around her and squeeze as hard as I can, rubbing her butt/back and kissing/nuzzling the top of her head until she relaxes to the point of falling asleep and drooling on me. The degenerate part is that I can squeeze her really hard and she actively enjoys it instead of getting hurt.I don't know why I've always liked coiling myself around things like this. I must've been born part boa constrictor
>>34919748You can probably get closer than you think.
Women, if you're a scorpio tell me what I can do to get your attention and seduce you
>>34919941M"Forcing" a woman (who really enjoys it) to bury her face in my soft ass and eat it with my thighs, then transitioning to sitting on her face and grinding myself against her tongue while I massage her thighs and rub the crotch of her pantiesHere's one that's just kind of weird:Waiting for my wife to get home from work, carrying her to the couch, undressing her down to her plain underwear and eating her out for about an hour while dinner cooks. Then I'd carry her over to the table when she's just on the verge of passing out and watch her eat.
>>34919949Is this a sex thing or just a horsegirl/furry thing?
>Male>Female coworker complain about shoulder pain, at the office>Ask if she’d like a massage>Says no>I move on>Receive an email late at night >A written warning from HRWomen, is this really the type of world you wanted?
>>34920002Hot except the ass eating
>>34919127>Women, how were (You)r weekend plaps?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cj8THOgzm0
>>34920001Just a scorpio sun?
>>34919941>Gender>What are your degenerate fantasies?MGetting pegged
>>34920008MYou deserved it
>>34919941padded person-sized tube open on both ends with a hinge to open and close it lengthwisefoid folds legs to chest, tube clamps around herI use big mooscles to fuck the foid-onaholemaybe I give the tube handles for that
>>34919941FPIV
>>34920008you weren't attractive enough to ask that question
>>34920021How is that degenerate?
>>34920008You were supposed to ask if she wants a hit from your stash of ibuprofen.
>>34920026she'd take her socks off during it... you know. bare...feet...!
>>34920027I’m not encouraging no freeloading woman!
>>34920030>sockless sexDo women really? We're not animals, you know.
>>34920008Yes.I do not want my coworkers to ask or offer to touch me unless it's literally a medical emergency.
>>34920034Then keep your fucking mouth shut about your body
>>34920026It's degenerate for me. I don't even know how people do it casually
ugly/mid femanons of atoga. would you date me, a 26 year old autistic, tall, chadlite that has never had a gf? be honest
>>34920040If sex is degenerate, what's a sexual act you would consider not degenerate?
>>34920008Would you give me (M) a massage if we were coworkers?
you're so fucking boring i fucking hate you what a stupid fucking post
Gwenpool won, btw
>>34920040I mean you can always just become an anal queen.
>>34920008>>34920039>I should have the right to sexually harass you if you talk to me about anything I might perceive as an invitation!
>>34920039If you were to complain that your knee hurts I would say some variation of "that sucks, want some ibuprofen?" not offer to rub you. Because that's fucking weird. Coworkers aren't supposed to break the touch barrier, you know this. You aren't friends. Offering a massage is fucking creepy.
>>34920048why not Peni? :(
>>34920042Hand-holding
>>34920052Too loli
>>34920054Whoa. This is a blue board, anon. Calm it down!
>>34920034What if I'm hot
>>34920051Talking about your body is fucking creepy, you perv. How about you keep your mouth shut and do your job instead of begging for attention.
>>34920060My prostate is sore, anon! It's distracting me from my work, please give me some relief from this torment!
femanons would you let your father marry you off to some guy he decides is good for you, like people did back in the day? would you trust his judgement?
>>34919941MI can't get hard anymore unless I am being cucked and degraded by a sadistic woman
>>34920009I keep it clean and hairless
atoga real quiet tonight. seems like everybody is touching grass except me, fuck my life
>>34920069At what age?
>>34920058Still no>>34920060Chit chatting about shoulder pain is very different that offering to rub someone anon. Are you autistic?
>>34920075I just have nothing to say
Too few men's sex fantasies are sweet and caring towards the woman
>>34920069Fuck no
>>34920075I'm playing Call of Duty.
>>34920076let's say 25 and over
>>34920075It's after 1 AM, I'm asleep.
>>34920080Those are icks, I've read your literature.
>>34920075No, I'm eating ice cream and watching anime. Already touched too much grass mowing earlier.
>>34920075It's night in Muricas and morning in Europe
>>34920075Femanons are in their luteal phase, so probably feeling bloated and out of sorts.
>>34920048I'm glad QT picks didn't win
Why can't men kiss and cuddle lovingly for hours without being a sex pest about it
Dat ass though..
>>34919863f i blow my nose in the shower cuz its easy to clean and i dont have to worry abt being noisy
>>34920092I'm in the menstrual phase I'm feeling like I had to go rinse my pants after I woke up from a nap because my super tampon filled up
>>34919863Mi often act dumb and ignorant inorder to look more normal and keep the conversation going
>>34920080Funny how women never respond to those here but they will respond to the rough sex posts
>>34920095Because blue balls.
>>34920095moids are ontologically evil
me apprehending my foidanonwife for buying cans of tuna WITHOUT oliveoil
>>34920095I can do that, 105%bring me peace
men would u rather have to eat an entire cake or 3 entire steaks
>>349201083 steaks like, not even close
>>34920106Wtf is that extra thumb thing on her arm
>>34920108cakeIm not a huge fan of steaks
>>34920109wouldyou rather eat a steak flavored cake or a cake flavoredsteak
>>34920095That's not on men, that on you figuring out your weird relationship with sex.
>>34920112You strike me as ontologically evil
>>34920110DONT CHANGE THE TOPICGo back to aldi and get me a can of OLIVE OIL Tuna
>>34920115Nigga you will get mercury poisoning
>>34920103Only because there are 100x more rough sex posts shitting up the thread while the few and far between vanilla posts get buried >>34919993
>>34920106off topic: but this guy looks exactly like my father from the side, he is old now but 10 years ago he looked similar to this
>>34920116You'd have to eat a fuckton of tuna for mercury to become a problemI eat maybe 2 cans a weeksilly foid
>>34920095Maybe if you satisfied our needs then we would satisfy yours
>>34920118>Argh fuck let me find some old post I ignored to prove my point Not beating the allegations >>34920009
>>34920123The post that one is responding too isn't even rough sex
>>34920008You don't touch coworkers unless they're dying and in your way.
it's my birthday today. anyone shares birthday with me? state gender
>>34920124I didn't even read his gooner shit 2bh, I just saw something about rubbing genitals on her face and skipped over it
>>34920125He didn't touch her though, he offered to and didn't do anything after it was declined.So what is the issue?
>>34920128Offering.
>>34920129How is offering a massage HR worthy?It isn't like he offered to fuck the pain away.
Women, can I fuck your pain away?
>>34920130Might as well have said that. Men take consent to touch as they can touch anything and not specific instructions.
>>34920134I can see it being used to get closer to a girl but I can't see using it as an excuse to grab her ass or feel around. I doubt I'm an anomaly for wanting to get it on with women but also being unwilling to take advantage of them to do it.
>>34920135>I doubt I'm an anomaly for wanting to get it on with women but also being unwilling to take advantage of them to do it.No, you are.
>>34920139In that case I should put myself out there more then, maybe I'm a better option than I give myself credit for
would it be acceptable for a girl to make her bf a hotdog every single time he came home on the week and 2 hotdogs every single time he came home on the weekends
>>34920142That's too many hotdogs man.
>>34920096Don’t tell me we’re obsessed over that same fine ass blogger? Check!
>>34920143men have big appetites
>>34920075I'm doing laundry late.
>>34920142Just feed him what you feed yourself, this isn't hard
>>34920145You're making me want a corndog because I skipped breakfast and lunch. But I already brooshed my teef.
>>34920142As an ex-hotdog-addict, yes. Those things are awful for ya.
>>34920151anon u dont like any food i bring up, what do u like?
>>34920151Meant no. Sleep brain not think good.>>34920152If we're talking meats, burgers are my jam.
>>34920110I think it's a gem on the arm jewelry. >>34920106Just add olive oil to the tuna then?
>>34920154burgers and jam sound awful
>>34920156Spongebob already confirmed it's delicious.
>>34920156No it does notConsider a Bacon Onion Jam
force feed atoga anons burger and jam
It's so disheartening watching a youtuber who happens to be a woman slowly turn into a slut in real time as the attention fries her dopamine center and makes her an untouchable.
>>34920160Fuck you guys, now I have to make a corndog and brush my teeth again.
People don't know about peanut butter fried chicken sandwich.
Women say they want pic related, then they go for guys who say stuff like "ew bitch, you got blood on my bed, dafuq is wrong with you?!"
I'm not sure if it's even possible to answer this: how much can you ask of a woman before you're demanding of her?Like where does assertive end and dominating or creepy begin? I genuinely have no fucking idea what does and doesn't make women uncomfortable. If I do anything at all it'll only be to the extent that the ball is entirely in their court for anything further to happen so I'm not overstepping any boundaries, but you're NOT supposed to do that? I don't fucking know.
>>34920069My dad wants me to be single for the rest of my life
>>34920170Just bee yourself, bitch.
>>34920044If you asked for one, I would. But I wouldn’t offer it on my own initiative. I’m also gay so I wouldn’t want to be perceived as weird if I offered a man to touch him.
>>34920097My dad does this and I can hear him very clearly lol
>>34920170Depends on the woman, and on how you ask. Some of this shit you HAVE to figure out by trial and error.
was recording myself opening a package just in case since it was an expensive purchase, and I listened back to it, I can hear my heavy breathing, it sounds like I'm out of breath....it's so fucking over
>>34920175im choosing to not believe u
>>34920155Its not the samethe tuna has to be soaking in the oil, thats what makes it goodit just doesnt make the sauce correctly if I use the non-oiled one
>>34920178whats wrong with heavy breathing
Would Magneto ever ask Mystic to turn Into Xavier before they have sex?
>>34920181It makes me sound fat, which I am.
>>34920185nothing wrong with being fat as long as ur male ofc
>>34920186Sure, nothing wrong with it, except women will hate you.
>>34920185Well stop doing that
>>34920188stop doing what?
>>34920187go find urself a chubby chaser gf
How do you think Chamîionnaire reacted to Weird Al’s parody?
>>34920095Just give me a quick bj and we can go back to cuddling for hours, is that too much to ask?
>>34918756Think I'm going to start doing a Course Career's certification in an effort to escape my dead end job. Should I go for a Data Analytics or Accounting certification? I already have a Bachelor’s degree for software development stuff and even did that kind of work for 4 years, but the job market seems completely shit between all the big name company layoffs and AI fucking the entry level.
Do you think someone died into space, before Yuri Gargarin went there?
>>34920193Idk who that is and idk why I should care
>>34920108Steaks
>>34920198You don’t know Weird Al Yankovick?Have you been living in prison?
>>34920201NTA, but the other one
What is a crime that would deserve the rape penalty?
>>34920126Feliz cumpleañoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDT12zAWDuM
If I replace every single pieces of my computer over the year, is it still the same computer?
>>34920168That's because men lie about being nice.
>>34920210obviously yes
>>34920189Being fat
>>34920126Happy birthday anon
>>34920210I also have a computer of Theseus
>>34920205Oh the guy from Riding Dirty / White and nerdy
>>34920213a girlfriend would help me stop being fat, I bet.
>>34920080Sorry not sorry. I would feel more bad about it if women's fantasies weren't being raped by a werewolf.
the average femanon ITT looks like this but they're somehow singleyeah right
Does anyone else obsess over a long-dead (or even fictional) person and are fucking mad that you can't exist with them? Like to the point of tears? Researching if it's possible to bring them back or into existence, or a clone, or reconstructing their genome from photos and recordings somehow, knowing it's futile... My oneitis died before I was born... Would you assume that this is a woman thing? If a man had this sort of delusional parasocial relationship, what would you think of that?
If my wife got grafted a man’s arm, is it gay if she give me a handjob?
How many drug addicts does it take to change a light bulb?
>>34920220She's mid.
>>34920222I remember hearing that the hand slowly becomes feminine, maybe it was bullshit though
>>34920224I’ve never changed a lightbulb
>>34920214>>34920208thanks a lot guys! you guys are the first ones to wish me
>>34920228bleak
are atoga moids the type of men to scare and taunt women w the spider in the napkin when they get asked to take care of a spider for her
>>34920222Better question. If you're wife had all of her parts replaced over time, is she still your wife?
>>34920172Works just fine for the 1%. I am not the 1%.>>34920176But the punishment for error is massive. That's so much risk.
>>34920231im lonely af man. birthdays always remind me how little i mean to everyone. it's like one of the worst feelings ever
>>34920232>napkinThat's gay shit. Smash the spider and leave the mangled corpse on the wall as a sign of dominance
>>34920237>just leave the spider guts on floorthats unsanitary
>>34920220she is insanely hot, exactly my type. there is 0 chance any femanon here looks like her, zero
>>34920224One meth addict will have the entire house's electrical wiring changed out to nothing in about an hour.
>>34920236well, happy birthday. do something nice for yourself if you can.>>34920232spiders get the royal treatment. silk and satin all the way to the herb garden. exposing a noble beast such as a spider to an atoga foid would be inexcusably rude.
>>34920240It's about sending a message
>>34920245u need ur own message regarding sanitation habits >>34920243spiders bite u, atoga femanons dont
>Clav was correct about everythingwell how about that
>>34920247>women's attraction to other menWe like wicker man and jason.
>>34920246>spiders bite u, atoga femanons dontspiders kill bugsatoga femanons dont
>>34920247Nah, it's bullshit. I'm more than willing to be a betabuxxer cuck for a woman and watch her fuck any man she finds attractive and women want no part of that dynamic. If this so called dual mating strategy existed then I would be a complete catch.
>>34920252spiders are bugs
I just want a girl who is as introverted and socially anxious as me. Why are they so rare to find?
>>34920255spiders are royaltywe've been over this alreadycome on
>>34920257they are royally scary looking
>>34920256I want the foooooood ugh women don't even try to feed men anymore
>>34920250JH you're middle aged and not in the same generation
>>34920260Bruh, you're a creep.
>>34920261he’s a weirdooo
>>34920218Usually they make you fatter not thinner Gotta do it yourself
>>34920264What the hell are you doing here?
will a extrovert gf and introvert bf (me) relationship work?
>>34920256I found one and she ghosted me almost immediately after a really positive first interaction.
Waiting five dead
>>34920267Only if she's not white and I'm not kidding or being silly or anything. You described literally the default white guy/latina dynamic.
>>34920267Not in the long run, because even the most extroverted women biologically desire a male who will lead and take charge.
>>34920267Nointrovert men are genetic dead ends unless they're like Elon Musk who power through it with money and power
is there such thing as a introverted yet still socially assertive man?
>>34920235>But the punishment for error is massive.I assume you drive, pretty intense potential punishment for error there too. Most things worth doing come with potentially life altering or ending consequences if you fuck up, don't pay attention, or happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm not suggesting you try sky diving or extreme spelunking but like, asking out a woman is no more dangerous than driving to go get a coffee.If the risk isn't worth the reward then don't do it. There's no single right answer as to what is acceptable to every woman you might encounter, you have to use your own best judgment like when you drive.
>>34920273No
Even handsome men lose points if they're introverted. We've evolved to be hunter gatherers.
>>34920277Both genders, not just men being hunters and women being gatherers.
>>34920271it's not like i cant lead or "take charge" i'm naturally nonchalant and dont talk much at all>>34920272that's depressing. i am no elon musk>>34920270why? white girls dont like introverts?
>>34920256Because we worked really hard to tamp down the social anxiety and become more "normal". Dating a guy who hasn't forced himself to learn to deal with it is both annoying and somehow insulting. "I did it why can't you" kind of vibes.
>>34920277introvert women wont judge introvert men
>>34920277Don't care. Space is more interesting than people.
Women, do you play Fortnite?
>>34920282>introvert women wont judge introvert menlol
>>34920247Womp womp
Space can't fulfill your animalistic desires though
>>34920284women only play counterstrike these days
>>34920280I don't really know why it is, but in my experience latinas (I'm talking actually latin-american ones, don't know about ameriburger golem ones) actually take an interest in men in a way that white girls just absolutely do not. She will be willing to learn about you, and a thing that a lot of introverted guys share is actually being very kind and thoughtful (not always obviously), but white women don't give a *singular fuck* to find out about that side of them because it's not immediately presented to them.This isn't to say latinas are smarter or even necessarily good for you, and they're obviously not all the same since they're different people etc etc, but it's been a consistent trend I've strongly noticed
my animalistic desires are to paw at his butt and chest
>>34920254It's not a conscious thing, women are still brainwashed by tradcuck, monogamous, claptrap in their conscious minds. But subconsciously they still are programmed to want what nature intended, and that's what the study was showing.
>>34920232Of course not
>>34920267that's lucia and jason from gta 6 so yes it will work
>>34920287As long as there are stars above, I will always be in love.
>>34920282lollmao
>>34920282Bruh
>>34920285>>34920300>>34920301sussy same fagging
>>34920267Introverted men aren't dateable in the current year. Women want social animals ONLY.
Women hate introverts, because they need a man to be their personalityIntroverts and extroverts both rely on extroverted men.
why would i want an extrovert man if i want to have an introvert lifestyle with him and not have to be dragged out to social events
>>34920302Introverted men!? On 4channel!?
I hate how "extravert" became "extrovert" because people don't understand "intro" and "extra" as prefixes
>>34920306I don't think it's that, I think it's simply that extroverts are seen as more dominant.
>>34920284i only played one match, I was put on a team and there were screaming kids so I quit instantly lol>>34920288i stopped playing when it became cs2>>34920224the method users will be using the bulb as a meth pipe lol
>>34920306Are you implying that introverts have no personality?
>>34920313Sorry anon, I'm a native Tamil speaker
>>34920313Nigga a larper, the spelling was solidified in the 1920s, go post some more "I was born in the wrong decades" comments on youtube
>>34920313Yeah yeah, and "-trix" is for kids
How do introverted men over 30 cope with being virgins or having a low body count?
>>34920287Anon could jerk off for 5 minutes and go back to looking through his telescope
>>34920315>i stopped playing when it became cs2cool. i see so many women now playing cs2. pretty much every other game there is a girl playing cs with her bf late at night
>>34920317How do you expect people who keep to themselves and rarely leave the house to have interesting stories/experiences to tell?
>>34920328>>34920283
>>34920328Poorly.
>>34920328You don't.What's there to cope about.
>>34920328you're clumping autists and introverts together. plenty of introverted guys and girls are in relationships. an autist is what you're talking about. a introvert can still read social queues, can be charismatic if needed, it's just he maybe doesnt leave the house as much and has maybe slightly more anxiety than the normal person
>>34920328It don't really matter.
>>34920332>Muh stereotyped extrovert's view of of introvertsYknow, for all your extroversion y'all are actually pretty shit at connecting with other people
>>34920337cues* idk why i wrote queue
>>34918788You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>34920328You get used to it before hitting 30
>>34920332t. social animalgoes out prowling for feeding its massive story-generating social ego, probably a very feminine brain and a huge body count attached.
y do men think big beards are attractive
>>34918846>if I was loyalNta but can betas stop wearing this like a shield? Women know you are "loyal" due to a lack of choice and desperation.
Anyone know anything about buying real estate?
>>34920350Pretty sure women keep lying about it.It hides the face. Half the time it doesn't look good.
>>34920328i just need to land a woman like her and i will be all set! 1 stacy > fucking 1000 mids
>>34920328the worst part is that my mom actually cares a lot and is clearly sad about it.My sister already has 3 kids and she's 31I'm going to be 30 next year and the last date I've been on was years ago
>>34920352With what money?
>>34920337Incels and 30 year old male incel virgins are usually able to read social cues, it's just that over 30% of men are in this situation (so they can't all be autistic either).
>>34920356I have money.
>>34920353says woman in love with a midget who cant grow a full beard
>>34920353your fat chin full of lard isn't attractive either but you still keep it.
lol she wasnt even the one who brought it up why did you all dog pile on her
>>34920357if a guy is is neurotypical and not disgustingly ugly there is no way he will get to 30 years old without getting any play
Are there any maleanons here who are HSP (highly sensitive people)?
>>34920365i am
>>34920365is that a medical term or are you just asking if I'm sensitive.
>>34920338that's a cope. Perception matters if you live in a human society. If people subconsciously see you as an incel, you will have fewer opportunities in your career and relationships
>>34918782Nope
>>34920369nah, that's a cope, it doesn't matter
>>34920364As women and feminists have revealed, over 90% of men are disgustingly ugly. I'm not surprised that they remain virgins.Twenties have been a painful purgatory meant to teach how repelled women and how minuscule the odds are. Thirties are the same so far.
>>34920364It's really easy to focus on school/career and introvert hobbies. It's not like women literally come knock on your door while you're at home
>>34920371money doesn't matter too apparently
men would u be weirded out if ur gf wanted to go to a farther part of the city to role play as random made up personas at a restuarant or bar and go on a date
>>34920375Yeah, not that much.
>>34920376Yes.I think she needs to lock the fuck in.
>>34920330for me comp makes my heart hurt so I can't do it. maybe one day I'll get back into casual and surfing, but I hear community servers are kinda fucked now>>34920352yeah I bought my first house recently
>>34920376Sounds kind of fun desu
>>34920376sounds funnyi read once that as a date idea you could pretend to be married for 5 years, or be brother and sister
>>34920349>huge body count attached.That's good for a guy
>>34920365Probably.
>>34920373again you're falling for online redpill slop. women are NOT men. they are not as visual as guys. as guys within half a second of seeing a girl you know if you "would" or won't, with girls it's more complex. Just look at the bf of your crush, or that instagram stacy, it's usually a mid guy with money or just a normal mid guy who got lucky. i think online right wing spaces overestimate the power of male looks and underestimate the importance of luck and proximity
>>34920350I don't, I just think it feels nice.
Is it strange to be kind of put off by men in a seemly significantly higher tax bracket than I? I just immediately get the feeling we’d be incompatible, particularly finance/biz/tech guys. Is it worth giving a shot?
>>34920350i have a stubble, designer stubble
>>34920367Cool>>34920368More of a psychology thing but it has to do with how the nervous system collects and processes stimuli
>go to school>go to work>hang out with friends>do inside hobbies>repeat for 30+ yearsIt really isn't difficult to be a virgin desu
>>34920389Sounds like one of those things that has to be diagnosed, I'm gonna go on a limb and say I'm not.
>>34920385I don't have a crush anymore. Blaming right wing spaces won't do shit, I started off as a liberal and ended up here. Fix your shit, or don't.
>>34920328Porn.
>>34920387I always feel this way too Like if a guy grew up in house that had central air he's too bougie for me and we won't get along
>>34919158Look bud, if you ever reimplement that sort of system to keep me from having sex with women, me and the boys will give you swirlies , wedgies and severe beatings until yor old age.Just stop being a beta softboi faggot, its not that complicated.
>>34920387If you're hot, why not?
>>34920313
>>34920390Even if you go outside from time to time, women have their own world. MeToo only amplified the message that ineligible guys should stay out of it, so there's no real proximity.
I love watching people eat processed foods on youtubeBe it snacks, instant ramen flavors, or microwave meal or frozen pizza, canned foods too.Good shit.
>>34920284I don't, but I'll buy the Riku skin if he looks good
i've never seen a girl more attractive than prime Doutzen Kroes. really sad she has a black bf who she has been with for 20 years. how sad honestly an absolute prime white stacy was taken and impregnated by a black man, it's a tragedy
>>34920404Now, why the fuck would you do that?
men and their... overtly loud sneezes
>>34920396“Hot” enough to get a little attention from guys like that on dating apps, I guess, but I’m always too nervous to actually speak with them so they just sort of pile up.
i've never seen a girl more attractive than prime Hoyeon Jung.
>>34920409Women are so performative, even their sneezes fake!
>>34920409Always muffling them
>>34920406I have a bunch of v-bucks from farming the BP while being afk in Lego Fortnite, and I love Riku
>>34920415so you do play fortnite.
>>34920328There is no reason to cope. It's arbitrary self-inflicted mental suffering to care about it that much.
>>34920364>if a guy is is neurotypical and not disgustingly ugly there is no way he will get to 30 years old without getting any playMy parents never sent me to school as a kid. I work in a machine shop with only male coworkers.
>>34920376my ex and I did this during covidwe started dating right as the lockdowns went into effect and it only allowed you to cross municipality lines if you were with family, alone or for work related activitiesso we pretended we were half siblings if we came across a checkpoint
>>34920358In cash or are you getting a loan for more
>>34920283Space is one of the most boring things I can think of. There's almost nothing in it.
>>34920417You may not care, but society will make sure you care.
>>34920423No, lolyou some corny ass dude
>>34920359I like >him clean shaven.>>34920360And if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut maybe you'd get some bitches on your dick.
>>34920416Not really. I just want to farm v-bucks and buy the skins I like. But I used to play Festival a lot back when it came out
>>34920410Check out FemaleDatingStrategy, or something similar. You're the prize, not them.
what will society do, impose the mandatory draft that feminists demand and send every romantically unsuccesful male to death, or maybe it's just empty threats and that's all they'll ever be?
Moids, stop bullying the other moids
>>34920387No. I also hate guys in polos.. but that is because my dad wore them all the time.
>>34920432imagine how nice life would be if everything a moid was being mean he had to endure 24 hours in the aversary
>>34920432suicidal empathy in displayThat loser must learn that he is a loser, and he either changes or he takes his cope talk and kills himself under a bridge.
>>34920423Society can try all the shaming tactics it wants, I still won't care.
>>34920429>Maybe people will like me if I inflate my ego even more
I don't live in a place where there are any dangerous spiders. I never developed a fear of spiders.
society == womenWomen rule society and shape its rules.
>>34920432we'll bully you instead thenyou fat assed, hip dip having, shortstack built, celulite legged, short eyelashed, weirdly proportioned barrel stomached freak
>>34920221>mad that you can't exist with themThey wouldn't like you anyway.
>>34920438It's true, unironically. Look at who they elect.
>>34920439We have exactly 1 dangerous spider in my country and one morning I woke to one chilling on my wrist
>>34920421Then it's good that I'm not boring anyone.
>>34920432To call anon a bully would imply he has any power, which he doesn't. A chihuahua barks a lot too, but it means nothing.
q for men who would consider themselves to be actually authentically patient when it comes to a woman being shy abt sexual intimacy,how long would u have to have been dating her for u to start getting fed up and impatient by the lack of sex?
How is the concept of "struggle meal" even realhalf of the recipes are literally not even struggles, they cost more than a bag of rice and some veg and proteinit's more like slop tard lazy meals.
>>34920432You don't really care
How do I stop treating others how I want to be treated? I hate it when random people just come up and interrupt my day, so I don't ever initiate any conversations or meet new people. Can't exactly get a gf being that way, now can I?
Have you guys considered that maybe the transitive property is necessarily applicable in all cases?Just because A equals B and B equals C, A doesn't necessarily always equal C.
>>349204471 month max.We can be flirty for a very long time, but if we're "dating" as in official, we need to move fast, unless you're a virgin, then that's a different story.
>>34920429Thank you for the advice but I don’t think I could really get myself to gamify dating in that way x.x>>34920433Lmao my dad is the same, but personality-wise he’s like the exact opposite of what I’d imagine dudes in polos are like
>>34920447I'm waiting for marriage
>>34920441Exactly one of these is true, can you guess which one
>>34920447Probably like a year or something, but I'm a khhv
>>34920452How patient is one with a virgin?
>>34920411she is ugly as fuck. compare my goddess Doetzen to this hideos creature
>>34920193I've heard he liked it, thought it was very funny, and said Weird Al is a great rapper.
>>34920451No, because I'm retarded.
>>34920453>but personality-wise he’s like the exact opposite of what I’d imagine dudes in polos are likeOh, like trailer trash or shy nerd? Which opposite? My dad cosplayed as a frat bro and played weird bluegrass music in the car.
>>34920457Eh, I give half a year, life is short.Not forcing her though, I'm just gonna go.
>>34920451show a counter example, Einstein
>>34920451We like fallacymaxxing here
>>34920454then it depends fully on you. a non virgin woman making you wait for sex = she doesn't really like you. so the answer to your question is as long as it takes until you're ready
>>34920458Doutzen?
>>34920461Shy nerd 100%. Anime, videogames, tabletop, you name it, total geek (said lovingly ofc), he definitely is where I got my interests from
>>34920465You replied to the wrong person.
>>34920420Cash.
men would u befriend a man whore? or rather stay friends w a guy even if he started being grossly generous w his sexuality (al heterosexual activities, no gay)and DONT say manwhores dnt exist, they do
>>34920467Your poor mom
>>34919940>everybody refuses to fight in world war 3That's a good thing, isn't it?
>>34920470Then there should be no problems. Infact you can probably talk down an asking price by 10k if you say you're paying cash.
men, thoughts on ppl that say they would choose to save their pets over a random human child whom they have no blood relation with?
>>34920471define it betterjust having a lot of sex is not an issue, being a sex pest is annoying, the same way a sexless incel is annoying if all he talks about is women's pussy and chad's dick.
>>34920447I am authentically patient in that instead of dating I don't date.
>>34920471No.
>>34920476I'd save my own pets too.
>>34920473I don't know what anon is taking about, haven't you seen all the chuds who are willing to die for Ukraine, Israel or whatever other Bumfuckistan the US has interests in
>>34920447A short time, I'm an older virgin myself and wouldn't be willing to deal with that in general if most women in my bracket (24+) are experienced and more chill around sex.
>>34920455all of them
>>34920476Weird if a guy says it.
She's only shy now. During college she fucked men at first sight.
>>34920466doutzen kroez. the most beautiful woman that has ever existed
>>34920476what race is the child?
>>34920472She met him through LARP of all things so I guess she kinda had it coming but uh, yeah, I pity her sometimes too.
>>34920467That's funny.So are you turned off of shy nerds? Or is this a positive? You want handsome nerd man?
>>34920486She's a bit masc for me, brother man.
>>34920485she still does
>>34919941Turning a stoic man into a moaning mess
atoga anons, have you tried https://studyofus.com/ this website yet? ya all gonna love it
>>34920485Who, your mom?
>>34920494Buy an ad.
>>34920494not clicking that.
>>34920493You couldn't do it.
>>34920493You don't know what being a stoic means.
>>34920477manwhore as in 20% the amount of sex hes having + 80% the means in which he has sex: he has sex with women he's only known a couple weeks at most, whom he isnt dating nor planning to date,>>34920484why only a guy?>>34920488same race as u ig
>>34920497>>34920496i saw it on twitter. it's not a virus or neither do i host this shit
>>34920476I mean, I am one of those guys. I don't know you and I love my pets, simple as.
>>34920500Why would I care if my bro is fucking 300 bitches, as long as he's not a creep that tries to make moves on family and friends, he can fuck as many random girls as he wants.
>>34920503so the answer is yes, you would befriend a filthy manwhore
>>34920491i love a tall skinny woman like her and her face is something else
>>34920504Yeah, I don't give a fuck, I'll fuck some girls with him too.
>>34920506mr stds over here
>>34920376Like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miYfxwMs5EISounds really fun
>>34920507women are the vectors, blame them for being nasty.
Post genderHave you ever hurt yourself masturbating?How long of a break did you take to heal?
>>34920499People use terms colloquially, ironically it's very unstoic of you to point it out
>>34920509it still takes two to have sex idiot.
>>34920511Who said I was a stoic?
>>34920500>why only a guy?Well, chicks get abortions and stuff. But men hunt. So each of us is desensitized to the other.
>>34920509Men are the vectors, strictly speaking
>>34920512yeah, can't believe women would just betray men like that, nasty
>>34920510MYeah. like two weeks
>>34920490Oh no, shy nerds are wonderful. I guess I could also say I like them a little older too (very Freudian I’m aware) but in my head it’s just too taboo and so I end up having trouble bringing myself to pursue men like that. I am a bit of a basket case I guess?
>>34920498Is that a challenge
>>34920510Not reallyI once got a tear from a different skin condition, I just kept going though.Also got a different more serious cut with an electric razor shaving accident, that one took me out for like a week and a half.
>>34920444Is it common where you live? Did you gently brush it off and shooed it outside?
atoga moids who misbehave get slapped w a cold slice of deli meat!!!
are chiropractors a scam? my neck feels stiff i wanna get an adjustment but someone told me chiros are scam artists. anyone have experience with them?
>>34920522I want roast beef and prosciutto.
>>34920522What is considered misbehaving?
>>34920523They're the only doctors that don't go to med school
>>34920448My struggle meals were just veggies and rice with whey protein shake.>>34920510F, yes I once masturbated 7 times in a day and I was in pain for like a week.
>>34920471No because I dont want him cucking me or getting with my sisters.
>>34920521They like to nest in woodpiles, I assume that's how it got in the house. I did take it outside, fortunately they're pretty docile
>>34920523No because scam puts it too lightlyIt's a made up practice by some hack who had a dream and now dipshits get to give people nerve damage and shit while people act like they're medical professionals People should hate chiropractors like /pol/ hates Jews
>>34920523chiro is fucking stupid. what you want to see is a physio. chiro was founded by a ghost and diagnoses everything with "vertebral subluxations"
men do u enjoy talking abt ur interests or day w a girl who asked?
Would you fuck your friends mom?What if you found out they were in some weird ass incest relationship and was looking for a third guy to DP with
>>34920534I feel like a deer under headlights, do I have hobbies? Does reading watching YouTube and shit posting count? Will I come of as a pseud ?
>>34920534No, because I no she doesn't really care, it's probably just an icebreaker for her to talk about her day and her interests.
>>34920451>the transitive property is necessarily applicable in all casesFuck. I mean to say "ISN'T necessarily applicable".>>34920463Ship of Theseus could be a possible example. You replace one part and it's the same ship. You replace another part and it's still the same ship. Eventually you've replace every single part, and at every step it's the same ship. But you might still argue that the ship you came back in is not the same ship you left in.It all depends on how you want to define identity to be useful in a given context.
>>34920486
>>34920538careful, ur gonna get the deli meat slap if u keep this up
>>34920534I'm too scared.
>>34920544sigh...how was your day, femanon, I know you want to talk about it.
>>34920545why? r u into weird bdsm things or smthing
>>34920543She has DSL's at least
>>34920547No, but women are frightening
>>34920530>fortunately they're pretty docileSo no reason to be afraid of spiders if you just stay cool, unless you live in Australia.
how do I tell my petite japanese gf that Im a lolicon?
>>34920543look at her in her prime, she is now in her 40s and has a black man fking her for 20 years.. she was a top victoria secret model btw. her face is mathematically proven to be perfect
>>34920500>a couple weeks at mostlmao. Are you 16?>he isnt dating nor planning to dateAs a non.american, what does that even mean? Do you mean that she is his gf by "dating" , or is this some weird cultural inbetween state that you guys have?
>>34920554Why do you want to tell her that you're a pedophile
>>34920555>she has a black man fking her for 20 yearsbbc stay winning
>>34920558I need to convince her to wear a Klee outfit during sexalso Im not a pedo, Im strictly a lolicon
>>34920534NOT at all, it's dreadful and very stressful due to scrutiny.
>>34920555>face is mathematically perfectThat sort of makes her look generically boring.She looks good for her aga though.
>>34920534Not when eyes glaze over about four second in and I can tell she regrets asking.
>>34920563>also Im not a pedo, Im strictly a loliconThat's like saying you're not 6 feet tall and that you're actually 182.88 cm. It's a distinction without a difference
>>34920554You don't, you press that shit
>>34920555>her face is mathematically proven to be perfectthat explains why I find her face incredibly bland and boring. It gives me that feeling that I should find her attractive, but nothing stirs. Perfection is boring.
Dropped a weight on my big toe, and now it's bleeding
>>34920568*supress
>>34920546talk abt ur day first silly>>34920557manwhore detected, opinion rejected
>>34920563> I'm not gay I just enjoy fucking men in the assThe fact tha you deny your pedophiliac impulses while feeding them with cartoons makes you more dangerous and likely to actually act on them.
>>34920563You're still a pedo, even if it's a 10,000 year old vampire dragon thing
>>34920555>her face is mathematically proven to be perfectWith that jaw?
>>34920572>manwhoreYou know, that insult will never ever catch on. It exclusively reveals seething spinsters and sexless losers. One of those insults that degrades the one using it, not the intended target.
>>34920570I did that once as a kid. The nail turned blue and fell off.
>>34920569>>34920565this was in her prime. this face is literally flawless. i've never seen a more attractive face than this>>34920562it's a tragedy honestly
I dont like Claire, she was such a slut, Phil deserved better
>>34920584Bad bait
I have like this weird red skin tag on my vulva, is this a turn off?
>>34920589innie or outie?
>>34920582Generic girl with generic makeup.
>>34920591innie
Women what are your unironic and unabashed thoughts on lolicons?
gas has risen 40 cents here almost 4 dollars, what the fuck happened now? if it reaches 5 or 6 dollars I'm fucking cooked
>>34920594Then its okay
>>34920597so I know that lolicon doesnt necessarily equal pedo but it still makes me uncomfortable
>>34920599>if it reaches 5 or 6 dollars I'm fucking cookedI remember when people were saying this about $1.
>>34920597Idc if it's cringe cartoons or stupid fictional stories. Liking anything based on or evocative of reality is gross, though.
>>34920605Beyond unc status, this is grandpa-postingWhy are you here
>>34920599Gas is $6.81 USD where I live, Americans don't know how good they have it.
>>34920589Nah
>>34920597"I like the idea of pedophilia" is basically pedophilia
>>34920603MThey should reform themselves or kill themselves.
Which non Asian country should I passport bro in?
>>34920618Zaire
>>34920618Japan, not molesting every girl you see puts you in the top 5% of men there
>>34920534no woman asks this
>>34920618Eritrea.
>>34920621I know youre joking but the free sex country in east asia is China, not Japan
>>34920622i ask my bf it all the time
If I had to describe my dick in one word it would be "standing".
>>34920621>>34920618Misread and my eyes glossed over the prefix "non"Russia if you can talk to a woman with words and not your hands
>>34920627but not out standing
>>34920597I am fully aware that lolicons are not automatically IRL pedophiles so it’s not like I hate them or anything (hell, I also like lolis on the basis they’re cute, so I guess I can’t throw too many stones) but also there is absolutely no way to know who’s an IRL pedophile and who isn’t so it gets iffy. You could say the same for anyone OFC but I’m sure lolicons have a significantly higher rate than the average population. So I suppose I tolerate them well enough, maybe even sometimes to the point of fondness, but I’ll always remain a bit suspicious
>>34920627Unfortunately, sameI have a priapism and it sucks, I've been icing my dick for two hours and it's finally softening a bit
>>34920627Mine would be "sheathed."
>>34920633Ew.
I wish my penis were knotted :(
moids, fess up
>>34920635It's the one I got.
Is it worth looking for work if you're old with no real skills or qualifications and a 6 year gap in your resume?
>>349206371
>>34920609Why are you?
>>34920637im 4.
>>34920640r u e.asian?
>>34920637Between 5 and 6
>>34920643ye
>>349206371-2
>>34920626only as a way to segway into talking about your own interests
>>349206376 is hairier than 7, stupid chart.
>>349206372
>>34920637like 6 if I dont shave
>>34920639ofcourse why wont it be
>>34920636Honestly that'd be pretty hot in practice, but it'd ruin the aesthetic of a nice penis.
>>34920639Is there a better alternative?
>>34920648ya i noticed that too, ai can be dum sometimes>>34920647u should talk to nicer women, and if ur this way not from bad personal experiences w women, then the deli meat punishment for u.
>>349206372 combined with 5 and with 1.
>>34920654I'm not aesthetic anyway baby, lemme show you how ugly people fuck
>>34920648>AI-generated depiction
>>34920659anon w his alien body hair patterns
>>34920627>If I had to describe my dick it would be"Technology demonstrator"NOT FOR COMMERCIAL USE
>>34920657>nicer womenyeah, and people win the lottery too, that doesnt mean you really go in expecting it to happen to you>then the deli meat punishment for u.the fuck is that
>>34920660Sex will always be partly about aesthetics for me. I enjoy fucking in a way that I'd enjoy seeing if I were looking at myself.
Women, would you date a politician?
>>34920665>>34920522
>>34920637Between 7 and 8. But please stop using clankers.
>>34920668thats one way to get headkicked
>>34920666You can be aesthetic all you want, let's make some modern art with the clash of the sublime (you) and the abject (my fucked up genitals)
>>34920671:[ this atoga anon is very naughty geez
>>34920671Us real men would make you pay dearly if you struck a woman
Are women afraid they're going to get with a great guy and then he is going to go bald? Like how men are afraid women will get fat after they marry them.
>>34920672
>>34920673That's probably CBT Anon, he only likes getting slapped in the balls.
>>34920637Between 7 and 8, or "Chad mode" as I like to call it.
>>34920662The middle in between is hairier and the nipples are hairy, but that's pretty much it.
>>34920676The Norwood reaper is drawn by the evil in men's hearts, good guys don't go bald
>>34920673you're the one threatening violence>>34920675you'd get headkicked too
>>34920676I wouldn't like if my guy went bald, but I don't "fear" it. Genes are genes, I'm just happy and in love with him for reasons beyond what his body is doing on its own.
>>34920667Yes, Congresswoman Luna
>>34920682>you'd get headkicked tooI'm 6'5
>>34920684moid hands wrote this
>>34920681That must be why white men start balding the soonest
Women would you rather date a man that's 9 feet tall or 5 feet tallMen would you rather date a woman that's as skinny as prime Eugenia Cooney or as fat as prime Lizzo
>>34920687Everyone is the same height when they're lying on the ground nga
>>349206925ft tall, he'd still be taller than me and be at perfect kissing height9ft tall is scary
>>34920592is she? i would give up everything to get a girl like her
>>34920653Better off not working than having a shitty job.>>34920656Not working.
>>34920597I like them but I wouldn't trust them around children
>>34920693Not if you have a nose like mine
>>34920692Eugenia is easier to fix
>>34920692I'd pick the nine foot guy for the novelty. If we can't work out, I can at least say I tried.
>>34920695Moid hands
>>34920699OOOOH Chwistopha Moltisanti ova here
>>34920702i got girly girl hands that are very soft cuz i apply lotion to them at least once a day
>>34920684You probably wouldn't have sex with him anymore though NTA
>>34920700Their weight is permanent but I'm unsurprised a man would pick a woman just to try and change her
>>34920697>Not working.Only fun until you run out of money.
>>34920701His wiener would probably be bigger than your forearm
>>34920709I wouldnt pick a woman like her anyways but that wasnt the question
>>34920708I would. The worst thing about bald guys is the possible insecurity. But I trust my bf is smart enough to know I'll love him even if he lost his hair overnight.
>>34920713nta but height and penis size don't correlate, sadlyt. 6'1, 5"
>>34920709You're unsurprised that a man would save her from certain death? That's a oddly positive view of men for a zoomette
>>34920710I'm not going to run out of money.
>>34920717But since you won't be attracted to him anymore, it will suck for both.
>>34920713I'm still on the fence about it. You'll have to talk more about his dick and how he'd want to have sex for me to make an informed decision.
>>34920721I'm attracted to him for reasons beyond just how he looks. Your meme is boring.
>>349206925. I don't want to date someone who's gonna die before he turns 30
>>34920722He wants you to peg him before he'll fuck you.
>>34920720Then no, why the fuck would you be looking for work.
>>34920722Lifted in the air, full nelson, dick long enough that each thrust hits your cervix and the whole thing doesn't fit
>>34920724Men are supposed to answer the bottom question
>>34920725You lost me.>>34920727Very hot, but only if he magically had enough body control to stop before actually going too deep.
>half way through making a Bumble account>have the realisation that this is pointless, online dating absolutely will not work for me>think for a while>come to a more thorough understanding than ever before of how nothing will work for me>there is no path for me to meet women who could potentially be interested in mewhat now
>>34920731JH confirmed
How do femanons cope with ageing and loss of fertility?
>>34920733Passport bro
>>34920731No you're getting your shit bruised with an exact imprint of the tip
>>34920729very funny
>>34920726Maybe you're imagining a jetsetting rich guy, I live with my mom. I'm basically a recluse, I thought it might be good to try become a part of society again.
>>34920734Go confirm yourself.>>34920736By telling myself that everyone who says it can take a year to conceive isn't just saying that to make me feel better, so I'm actually plenty fertile.>>34920739That's fine, as long as there's giant aftercare when he and I are done.
Men what would you do if you found out your gf was a shotacon?
Women, do you get the ick if a man has small softhands? I have an above average dick though.
>>34920744Sometimes I think women care more about a man's hands than his dick
Just had a fifteen second fartWomen, thoughts?
>>34920744Soft hands are fine. I just worry they mean he doesn't do things with his hands often and wouldn't want to do the rough and dirty things we need to do sometimes, like gardening and washing pots/pans.
>>34920741Will you still be set for money when mom croaks?>I thought it might be good to try become a part of society again.Probably, but looking for work sucks, especially for a no skill old longterm neet. You basically have to make job hunting into a hobby and an interest and tell yourself you enjoy the process.Do what makes you happiest in the long term.
>>34920736>ageing not looking forward to it, ive been told i have a baby face tho so hopefully i dont hit the wall too hard>loss of fertilityyes pls, i want to get a hysterectomy asap, its not right to say out loud but i do envy infertile women
GG fucken EZ
are my hands attractive, femanons?
>>34920753rheumatoid
Foids do you want to maybe run duos in Fortnite?
Foids want to run trios but unfortunately most moids can only work in duos.
>>34920753Slut
>>34920736age gracefully is my approach. i still look young because I take care of my face and moisturise every day. but I'd never get a facelift for example.
>>34920753Bruh your knuckles do actually look inflamed, are you ok
>Woman I know does thing>Demand an explanation from the entire female gender
>>34920762>Woman I know does thing>Woman I don't know does thing>Woman I hear about does thing>Woman I see does thing>Woman I read about does thing>Purely economic factors.
>>34920758Why do always you say this?
Women, why do you leave the lights on and watch videos on your cellphone until you fall asleep with the lights on?That can't be good for you
>>34920760Black don't crack, bby gurl!
>>34920767If I say I'm scared of the dark, are you going to mock me?
>>34920760idk why but you sound hot.
>>34920769No but youre too old for such childish fears
>>34920637I'm mostly 5
>>34920769Doesn't being next to your moid comfort you?
>>34920753why are you so oily
Men, say you're very hungry, and it's like 6pm, you want to eat dinner, but your gf calls you and says that she brought dinner and asks you to wait for herDo you wait, or do you eat first anyway(You don't know this, but it'll take her another two hours to get there, like 8PM)Bonus question for those that waited, do you get mad at her for bringing you dinner but making you wait
>>34920772Fuck off.>>34920776No. I'm most comfortable alone with a door open and a light on. It's not the worst to be sleeping next to someone, but I have trouble sleeping for lots of reasons.
>>34920781That sucks, sorry.
hugging a tall big titty blonde like sydney sweeney as i fall asleep is the cure to my insomnia. now how i find my tall big titty blondie :(
>>34920780I will say of course babe and then immediately eat something light because I just know she is going to take forever
>spend a year searching for a gf>noone suitable wants to be with me>then land 2 atstin a way this is good, by having 2 gfs I can make up for the time I didnt have any. Also when one is too busy the other one can fill in.
>>34920762Women do a lot of shit collectively, like every single feminist organization, think tank and social media personality finding ways to blame men for a woman murdering her born children.
>>34920780I'm most likely hungry enough to go for first and second dinner or just eat the dinner she brings for breakfast. Two hours waiting is too much, thats just straight simping.
>>349207802 hours is too long. If she wants the experience of us eating together then I'll eat her pussy while she has her dinner.
>>34920787A WHOLE year? You poor thing.
>>34920692definitely 5 feet tall>>34920765anon just really likes your hand
>>34920785>sydney sweeneyshe's not even that attractivemen who obsess over (e)celebs are the lowest of the low
>>34920791>>34920789YOU DON'T KNOW that it'll take two hours!stop being omniscient.
>>34920787Nice bro. Threesomes?
>>34920794have you seen her knockers? if i could bury my face in them and hug her to sleep, i would be cured of all my problems
>>34920795>woman>not taking two hoursI'm not omniscient, I'm just not stupid
>>34920795I'd wait an hour, but she'd probably prefer my idea anyway.
>>34920796No unfortunately, they dont know about each other
>>34920781>No. I'm most comfortable alone with a door open and a light on. It's not the worst to be sleeping next to someone, but I have trouble sleeping for lots of reasons. childhood trauma. let me guess, daddy was not very nice to you?
>>34920802Shame. I'm jealous of the anon in a throuple with identical twins.
>>34920753women like chubby soft hands not bony thin hands like this
She hasn't responded anons. Its over. Its been almost 5 minutes.
Women, would you call your bf ungrateful if you did this>>34920780and he got mad at you for making him starve 2 hours despite bringing him dinner?
>>34920804Jeet question
>>34920787A man takes what he can get I guess.
>>34920794She's not an e-celeb, retard.
>>34920814the e is is () you fucking tardyour reading comprehension skills: 0
Man, I'm hungry.
how do i deal with the fact that this girl i really really liked was never into me and just used me for attention and stroking her ego? I'm getting more and more blackpilled everyday
>>34920820Hi hungry I'm dad XDDDDDDDD
>>34920821get over it?or realize how shallow you have to be to like a girl that doesn't even like you
>>34920816>the e is isSimping for e-celebs is lower than simping for regular celebrities. It's a false equivalency.
>>34920811I wouldn't call him ungrateful but I would get mad if he got mad. He could always just eat, and anyway I always let people know if I'm running late, making someone wait for two hours with no warning is unthinkable to me
>>34920821This happened to me, she was on a "break" from her fiance too (I didn't know).
>>34920827but you made him wait, you asked him to wait
>>34920821I also have this question except it was my moid childhood friend
>>34920821did you at least get to fuck her?
>>34920809You're going to scare her away with your insecure neuroticism
>>34920831I explicitly said I wouldn't make him wait
>third bitch in a week suddenly starts yapping about having post partum depression before violently murderizing her children >this is now a full blown trend in the USamerifoids, what the fuck are you doing? Do you really want to make the point that women require mens strong pimp hands in all things? Imagine failing at not committing murder, against your own children no less. Thats such a low bar.
>>34920824it's not my fault. she pretended to like me and stuff all while having a BF all this time. a cute pretty girl likes you and you get along well, ofcourse you're gonna fucking like her, i am not gay
>>34920832Maybe he just liked you as a friend?
>>34920838LMAObait.
>>34920835weird how women dont like that but men love BPD types
>>34920837>third bitchSauce?
>>34920832did you have other boyfriends during the times he might've been into you?
>>34920843It's not weird, it's reflective of our different evolutionary pressures
>>34920780I'd just have a protein shake
Why are some women so pretty and cute bros?
>went snowboarding with this girl 2 years ago>last year I offer her to come along again since I'll be going anyways>the cookie cutter excuses >''I'll see if I can'' and other yadda yadda, every time I offer>last week out of nowhere she tells me that this year she'll for sure come along with meI feel like I shouldnt even mention going to her this year to retain some self respect. I never even brought it up at any point after last winter
>>34920852I dont think she wants your seed anonId ghost her
>>34920821realize that 90% of women are doing the same
>>34920840Nah he definitely did not>>34920845No, but apparently he went through a lot of girlfriends while he was away in college.
>>34920853I'd do that for sure if I could just avoid her irl, but its not possible
>>34920852You're obviously one of those people that can drop everything and go do their expensive sports, you wouldn't understand
>>34920858what the fuck is that supposed to mean?its not expensive at all
>>34920861and now we see why she doesn't want anything to do with you
Genuinely, there's nothing less attractive, then a low EQ, unempathetic man.The inability to think beyond himself and his situation is actually extremely off putting.
I should've married her, or at least asked. I thought I wasn't good enough to be her husband, but now she's with a complete tool who doesn't respect her.
>>34920865>there's nothing less attractive, then a low EQ, unempathetic man.then explain who so many low EQ but handsome looking men drown in pussy?I have an uncle who's a complete asshole with 0 friends but his face looks good so he fucks around, he has 9 kids with different women.Women just lie about what they think is unattractive
>>34920865Don't care. I'm 6'5.
>>34920852she had a bf or something and you were probably a decent fuck and chill enough to fulfill the role of Chad instead of relationship guy. Unless you paid for her vacation like a simp of course
>>34920865okay but you don't filter for that
Virgins what are you vies on sex and what's the most effort you put to have it? I'll start, about 5 or so years ago I learned that there was a massage parlor near me that did that kinda stuff so I saved up money to go there but chickened out after walking in the door, a few weeks later I gathered enough courage to visit one in Dallas since I was there for a doctor's appointment, yet when I got there the place had been shut down by the police and was abandoned.I haven't tried to have sex ever since then
>>34920865unless he has abs and is tall , of course.
>>34920870its not a vacation, its a day trip why would I pay? not like I'm dating her
>>34920872mI've put 0 effort into getting a gf or having sex.Never asked a woman out, don't even really speak to women.Even if I did talk to a woman I wouldn't even know what to talk about.
>>34920872Don't want to have sex with someone who's not excited to have sex with me.
>>34920865Lazy bait.
>>34920865EQ is a meme
>>34920872I lost my v card in a similar way and it's one of my biggest regrets
>>34920878>Lazy bait.Nah, kudos to "her", it worked.
femanons, tell us ur age and cup size. be honest
>>3492088567. 67
>>3492088534they hang low low low low low low low low.THROUGH THE WINDOW.
moids, report age and penis size
>>34920804Sure, but he never really beat me at night. Only during the day.>>3492088535, A.
>>3492088925, 14.8cm. it looks bigger though because i am skinny and tall
>>34920889too hungry for that
moids report opinion on the god father movies
>>349208951 and 2 are greatnever watched 3
>>34920895Keep forgetting to watch them
>>34920890A? you gave D cup energy idk why
>>34920901hi kitty how r u
>>34920889277 inches long, 5.5 inches in girth>>349208951 is 10/102 is 8/103 never watched
>>34920903
>>34920889I promised sarge I wouldn't
>>34920905doing well i see
>>3492088934, something like 6 inches I don't know, and like 5 girth or something girth is hard to measure.It's been a bit much for some girls in the past which surprises me because I don't think it's anything special
>>34920895Only seen the first one, once. It wasn't very memorable.
>>34920048>GwenpoolCould've been worseAnd it's about time a Marvel girl got the title
today's my birthday. If I don't get any messages from my friend group today at all like last year I'll feel like shit again.
>>34920905Lost in the sauce.Really weird filenames btw.
>>34920917Happy birthday. We're your friend group now.
>>34920048isnt she trans?
>>34920902I take that as a compliment. I wish I wasn't so flat.
>>34920918that's just the date, the program, number, and randomizer.
>>34920917Damn, iktf. Happy birthday anon.
>>34920917Happy birthday, anon
>>34920917hey happy birthday man! it's my birthday today too!!>>34920236
>>34920920Only in the universe where she's getting bbc
>>34920865>EQEmotional quotient, kek?At least call it wisdom like in DnD, or what it most likely is - higher agreeableness and/or openness to experience.
Thoughts on cucumber as a drink flavor?
>>34920917Happy birthday!!!
>>34920929i want his cucumber
femanons, which one is yours?
>>34920920Gwenpool? No. Gwen, the Spider-Woman? Might be.
>>34920933is it weird that none of these are particularly attractive
>>34920933Beefier version of one of the bottom right ones.
>>34920888plap
>>34920933OHHH they're PIERCINGSgross
>>34920933i clit mog them all
>>34920943using a transdick is cheating.
>>34920933part 2 if u didnt find it in part 1
>>34920945I guess panel 5, bottom row, third column
>>34920935i dont find them attractive either. lack of color and stone texture is really throwing me off
>>34920947its the shape that fucks me up
>>34920933I'm a guy and I like row 3 #6 in panel 1 and row 2 #4 in panel 2
>>34920933bro some of these are fucking DISGUSTING especially panel 2 row 3 #4, WTF IS THAT, who gets their fucking vagina pierced? are women insane?
>>34920922We know.And it's weird.
>>34920933None of them. I guess this one is the closest, but my lips are bigger
>>34920949No it's not.But it's disconnected from it looking really human, that is what's weird for you.
>>34920953Puffy.
>>34920955nah they look weird irl too
>>34920958>t.
>>34920962real
what r u guys doin gup so late
>>34920919thank you>>34920923thank you>>34920925thank you and happy birthday you too!>>34920931thank you
>>34920872I view sex as a hobby and that it's not for everyone. Maybe I'll try it out later, but right now I find kinda gross and cringe. I also have OCD, however.
>>34920917I get those messages and I don't like them desu, never did.I don't do anything on my birthday either and would prefer it if people didn't say anything, but I am doing the "thank you" stuff, since I know they only mean well.
>>34920933NAF but why are they so wrinkly?
I have been working really hard to be a better person, like be a better man and get rid of issues I have and such. I’ve been trying to make better choices and fix insecurities. This weekend I had an event I was going to with my family. Last minute before I went to go meet my parents this woman I have a huge crush on and knew in the past texted me to hang out. My gut was screaming at me but I went to go see her and told my family I got called into work. She was the same girl I knew from years ago and hadn’t changed. We got drunk, we had sex but it was way different than I thought and she was super selfish about it and a little rude and she started fingering my butt while she was blowing me without me saying she could and I kept trying to push her hand away and she just kept telling me to relax and I had a horrible night and now she’s texting me a lot again and I feel so humiliated and I miss my family and I fucked up again and I really just want to be a better person and idk what to do I feel disgusting and weak and violated
>>34920972loser shit man
>>34920971they have been fucked a lot.
>>34920972Blowjobs are secretly femdom. Now you know.
>>34920972>oh no I had sex woe is meWhat kind of a grown up adult hangs out constantly with his family lmao
>>34920974Yeah I’m really struggling
>>34920979you should be
>>34920972>’What country are you from?
>>34920975:(
>>34920971Depending on what they use for molds, every single wrinkle and pore can be seen. Look at casks of other bodyparts and you'll see what I mean.The material being a flat gray-ish white means you can notice every bump.
>>34920933honestly idk i don't think i can recognize it without color and from that angle. i don't usually put a mirror between my legs or stare at it a lot. i don't have a lot of dangly bits or id be more scared of zipping up my jeans
>>34920947>>34920955Moids didn't seem to have this issues with the statues a few threads ago.
>>34920984>i don't have a lot of dangly bits or id be more scared of zipping up my jeansYou don't like underwear?
It's officially Over. I'm ghosted.Oh well.
>>34920993no its fine i just like grinding against the seam
>>34920945it's kinda funny how you can tell how attractive the girl is from her pussy alone. like you just know panel 5 top row are hotties
>>34920984>i don't have a lot of dangly bits or id be more scared of zipping up my jeansJeans are built for dicks too>>34920993Also
>>34920933is there a difference between vaginas of different races of women? i was told that white women tend to have smaller vaginas than women of other races?
>>34920989notice how none of those statues had their vaginas exposedprobably because of how unappealing they would look
>>34920998I just know you're full of shit and delusional.
>>34921000The stereotype is: Black>White>AsianFor dicks and for vaginas
>>34921000do you mean the vaginal canal or the vulva as a whole?
there should be a little candy that fits under a guys foreskin to make it tingle and taste good when i lick it
>>34921009i thought they cut those things off
>>34921007like the entire vagina, the depth, the shape and stuff
Plap
Is it fine to kill myself not because I'm sad or depressed but because life is just too much work?
>>34921011nta, the vulva is the lips and clit, the vagina is an internal tube of muscle that expands and contracts with arousal. size and shape can be tied to direct heritage but can vary so much that ethnicity has little bearing on it.
>>34921009nature has already done it, it's called ridged band and it's inside the foreskin and is the most sensitive part of a man's dick
>>34921009
>>34921000I don't want to get vulgar, but I've been told by the few men I've dated and asked this question to that had only dated white women previously that I felt different. Idk if it's a me thing or a race thing.
>>34921013you won't do shit, so don't even bother asking.
>>34921017>by the few men I've datedx>=30
foid, would you?>>34921016
>>34921021I don't get it but I assume you have something lewd in mind
>>34921022read nigga >>34921009
>>34921023that's the kind of virgin flirt that I can't get into
>>34920885>tell us ur age and cup size.29, and either B or C, depending on band size.>>34920929>Thoughts on cucumber as a drink flavor?I'm Mexican, but I don't see why it's so popular. It just tastes like water that a cucumber farted in. >>34920933>femanons, which one is yours?Somewhere in between 3 and 4 on the top row of panel 2. >>34920966It's 7:30. I made griddle cakes and put a Just Bare spicy fillet between them to make my own crispy chicken McGriddle.
>>34921015that doesn't do anything that i described
>>34921017are you black by any chance?
>>34918756What exactly am I meant to do so women can like me and date me and stuff? What should I be doing, saying etc? I just don't get it any more.
Shut up bitch, get in the car, we going to trader joes.
>>34921024Im not flirtingI'm curious if women would do itits a hypothetical, as if I'd actually dip my dick in pop rocks, that shit would probably hurt like a mf
>>34921019I've seriously dated eight guys, had sex with seven of them, and only asked that question to three.>>34921028Partially, yeh.
>>34921017>a few men I've datedwow JH you're such a whore
>>34921034Why did the one guy never hit?
>>34921036he played call of duty
can someone who is smart here explain to me why everytime i see a girl who is 100% my type i get depressed and sad? like something inside me starts telling me "she will never be yours" or similar and i start feeling like shit
Just realized it recently but I think I give off too much friend energy. Any advice, brothers and sisters?
>>34921038I couldbut, y'know, that's wasting energyso I'm gonna go take a nap
>>34921038I dont know the disease but I know the symptoms
>>34921035What number is the cut off for a whore, according to you?>>34921036We were in highschool and only dated a year before we split since we went to different schools. I should've specified PIV sex, since I did blow that bf a lot.
>>349210423
>>34921038I diagnose you with the low self esteem
>>34921045wrong diagnosis, by itself it seems like it'd make sense, but you have to factor in that Anon made that post, so it's actually narcissistic victim complex.
>>34921042>What number is the cut off for a whore, according to you?the third is already the max before you're a whore
>>34921039slap her ass occasionally, give her a cute nickname
>>34921043>>34921047So what does having nine sexual partners total make me? A super whore or a mega whore?
Saw this on twitter, and it's like a genuinely unsettling body.needs more fat, skellies are so ugly
>>34921050>So what does having nine sexual partners total make medamaged
>>34921037Too much call of duty, not enough eat the booty.>>34921038If it doesn't exist with women who aren't your exact type, it's likely that you hyper-idealize these women. And coupled with your low self-esteem, you think these "perfect" women could never reciprocate your attraction, and that makes you feel depressed and unlovable.>>34921042Damn, poor kid. He missed out on the JHussy.>>34921050>A super whore or a mega whore?>not even double digitsStolen valor
>>34921050cooked
>>34921042>What number is the cut off for a whore, according to you?a pussy that was pounded before marriage is a whore's pussy by definition. Now in modern society men are whores too technically so it doesn't really mean anything anymore since everybody fucks before marriage now
>>34920983It's scary to think that women will see the bumps on my shaft and the places where hairs start growing.
>>34921053>>34921058These terms are too technical for me.>>34921056>Stolen valorIt's not fair, the terms should be based on total time spent having sex, not number of partners. I've put in the time, give me my slut medal.
>>34921061finego get your paw track and ace of spades tattoos
>>34921062>paw trackwhat's wrong with that?
>>34920971Some of the wrinkles you’re seeing are actually hair.
>>34921063someone else field this oneffs
>>34921062I can guess at the first meme, but what does the second one mean?
>>34921061Yeah, but who do you think is sluttier? Someone who slept with 100 people one time or someone who slept with one person 200 times?
>>34921067i genuinely don't know what you mean
Who's worse?Whorra or JHussy?
>>34921066It used to be smoother. I don't know why it's so ugly now, looks like something out of a R34 video with goblins and stuff.
>>34921069In the same timeframe? I'd say they're about equal. One of the sluts just got lucky that she found a guy who cares about her and can handle her.
>>34920929Goated
>>34921072Me. I'm a demon, and not the cool kind.>>34921074I see it more as a highway miles vs city miles situation. One puts more wear on your psyche and health than the other.
>>34921074>In the same timeframe? I'd say they're about equal.Slut logic.
>>34921072Whorra is a certified nametroon, JHussy is a lower level attention whore.
>>34921072What if we just worked together to be the worst ever?>>34921076That's actually a pretty good metaphor, I think.>>34921077You can't just put "slut" in front of everything.
What do you do when you struggle to find being at peace with your alone self?
>>34921074Why women who stayed loyal to their husbands for years are sluts? Why do you insult them so?
>>34921081
>>34921082Waste time on atoga.
Why am I constantly bullied?
>>34921087u have office ceiling tiles in ur home
>>34921074>One of the sluts just got luckyKek, JH is subtly telling us that keeping a relationship going is not women's choice or responsibility.
Few days ago i saw my girlfriend going to smoke with her female friend and her ex boyfriend (my gf is a nurse and her ex is a nurse too, working in different departments now, earlier in the same), having a chat and a good laugh together. She said earlier, that the breakup with him was very hard and painful, but she comes sometimes to our department, once i saw them both sitting next to each other, having a good laugh again. When i asked her, why did she go to smoke, she answered, that she wanted to chat with her female friend, but didn‘t mention her ex. I don’t want to be paraoind, but should i be concerned, that there‘s something happening behind my back?
>>34921090What a retarded thing to say.
>>34921090Finding someone you're compatible with isn't anybody's responsibility. It's pure luck in the end, but constant effort in meeting people helps you roll those dice more often.
is using AI to generate your female version to understand what your league is a good idea? or am i retarded?
>>34921095It's not a 1:1 comparison. A feminine man is going to look better genderswapped than a masculine man, despite a masculine man being more desirable to women. Like a linear spectrum.
>>34921095I think this is a retarded idea
Missing out on teen love is most stinging when you realize it was the last moment of your life where you would have had time to do nothing with a partner, to have minimal responsibilities beyond going on cheap dates
>>34920872MI'm not really that interested in it and I would say I've put in negative effort to have it. It's the other parts of intimacy that make me wish I wasn't so unlovable.
>>34921100u can still experience those thing w the right person
>>34921095using AI to make any sort of decision about love or dating is retarded
>>34921093>a woman capable of remaining faithful to her husband for years is no better than a slut who hops onto a new cock every weekYeah, there's nothing in her character to suggest she's a better partner, she simply got lucky, no such thing as pair-bonding ability
>>34921105Sluttiness isn't a judge of character, it's a quantification of sexual obsession. Whorishness is the judge of character based on how a person satisfies their sluttiness. You can be a non-slutty whore, and you can be a slutty non-whore. A wife that wants to jump her husband all the time is an example of the latter.
>>34920989I don't know what statues.
>>34921091She‘s definetely banging with him bro
>>34921072One can be filtered, so that's better by default.
>>34921107And SLUTS ARE PRECIOUS
Girls, I finally figured out what that weird smell is every time I open my refrigerator. It's a carton of blueberries I bought months ago and forgot to eat.
>>34921091yeah i bet she was jumping on him very hard after the breakuplmao
I used to love giving gifts but now I don’t have the money to do so this year, how do I bring this up? Do I just give them the less impressive gifts or still try to match the output?
>>34921091Serve your purpose, stop snooping and shut it.
>>34921111My bf thinks the same thing.
>>34921082Couldn't tell you. Being completely alone with with nothing to do is a peaceful thing for me. It's a big part of why I like camping.
Has anyone seen this happen or had this happen to them? Do women really flirt this hard with waiters or any man at all?https://youtu.be/upCVe8_hhQI&t=833Sorry that it's in a reaction video, I couldn't be bothered to find the original.
>>34921118I am not at peace is the problem.
>>34921116>you were born to go to war...Opinions discarded.
>>34921121Neither am I dude but learn to compartmentalize. If you can't do anything about it at the current moment then thinking about it in the current moment is useless. Literally stop and smell the flowers.
>>34921115Gift giving shouldn't be a transaction or a competition. Give what you can afford and what you want to give because it give you joy to give and the gift is something you want the recipient to have.
How the fuck can I, someone who would be on 4chan, meet women who would have literally anything in common with me
>>34921091"going to smoke" is just code for a casual gangbang
gendersare we cooming or are we dooming?
>>34921116>t. gypsy porn actresslmao. She was born to drink piss on camera apparently, no wonder she is seething at men who don't have to do that to make a living
>>34921122I guess women weren't born to become millionaires by having interracial sex on camera, while others are forced to go to war and die. But here we are and every privileged woman has an opinion.
>>34921124My ex used gifts as a tallied up point of resentment for when the relation ended by their own hands.
>>34921116I am going to jerk off to her later.
>>34921127MI am wagingWhich is to say I’m taking a shit
>>34921130I can see why she's an ex.
>>34921127Debating whether or not to flick it at work.
>>34921125why do you need something in common? that's a flawed dating model
>>34921129Everyone's entitled to have their opinion. Doesn't mean it's worth listening to.
>>34921134What do your elf eyes see
>>34921137At least where she's from, she speaks for a significant part of the female population.
>>34921130>theirStop doing this.
>>34921138The Uruks have turned northeast.
>>34921136idk maybe he wants a partner he can have fun doing stuff with
Remember that some dumbass couldn't handle monogamy with Jeri Ryan and it led to the election of both Obama and Trump
>>34921141retard
Can you guys and gals give me some advice? Some people have told me before that I’m pretty good-looking, and they thought I was pretty cool before they actually started talking to me. I was talking to someone just recently, and admittedly, I can come off as pretty weird because I tend to talk about a bunch of random stuff. I do try to talk to them about their interests and pick up from there, but if they’re like, “Nothing really,” I usually just try to come up with something random to keep the conversation going. Well, she ended things pretty abruptly, and now I’m wondering if maybe I’m just too chatty or something and it comes off as desperate. Idk. Any ideas?
>>34921148cunt
>>34921146Gyatt damn
>>34921146>couldn't handle monogamywas tired of fucking her
>>34921127Mdooming because I've realized the only girl I have an interest in seems to be pulling me into some k-drama tier love pentagram with her, her ex, and another guy and a mystery 5th person I may or may not know. I don't think I should suffer this and put her on hold for my own life, but that wasn't the conclusion I was hoping for.
>>34921136yeah weird to want to be around someone you'd be around a lot huh
>>34921107https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/sluthttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slut>a promiscuous person : someone who has many sexual partners —usually used of a woman>a person who has sexual relationships with a lot of other people without any emotional involvementYeah no
>>34921107whores are people who have sex for money
>>34921157>a woman who is usually untidy and lazy
>>34921161That one is marked as dated
>>34921157What's the correct slang term for a person who is obsessed with sex and has lots of sex but in a committed relationship? An active hypersexual?
>>34921125Some women also use 4chan.
Foidscan you bite it, albeit gently perchance
>>34920518That's ok. We're all basket cases here.
>>34921168I'm never going to meet any of them.
>>34921127well it's definitely not cooming, so dooming
genderDo you care if a potential bf/gf is artistic or not? Not exclusive to painting/drawing.
>>34921149>Well, she ended things pretty abruptly, and now I’m wondering if maybe I’m just too chatty or something and it comes off as desperate. Idk.It probably does come across as a little desperate and maybe a little overbearing.There's no sense in trying to force a conversation to continue, and people get annoyed when you expect them to constantly check their messages to have conversations that would be better off as small talk in person.Don't take this too personally, though. Just try to remember that your texts aren't supposed to be the main event of anyone's day.
>>34921175i wouldnt even care if theyre a schizo
>>34921177That actually makes a lot of sense. I can see where it could come off as annoying. Thank you!
>>34921167>hypersexualThat or horny. Slut is an insult. (Don't tell JH about this.)
>>34921175Martistic nobut she has to at least apprechiate art and architecture because I travel a lot for this sole purpose
>>34921175MIt's pretty important to me, yeah. Being artistic or creative is one of the most attractive things in my eyes. Could be any kind of art or craft.
>>34921116If wars were women only, I would be Genghis Khan. Alexandria The Great. Cyra The Great. Etelka The Hunny. Napoléonne Bonaparte.
>>34921183I think it's not an insult when shared within a shared social circle. It loses the negative connotation and becomes a term of endearment. Look at the N word, same idea.
>>34921173U never no.
>>34920936Plap
>>34919286I woke up thinking about this chick because I realized she looks exactly like a black version of the asian chick I'm smitten with with and that's really messing me up that I don't know her.
>>34921002>>34920958Bro is zesty, frfr
How come the namefags have absolute shit takes on everything and don't seem to know shit? Also that one anon obsessed with JH should kill himself. His posts make the thread actively worse
>>34921194Korrasami has some pretty based takes from time to time.
>>34921188You can say nigger here, it's not R*ddit
The new coffee beans I bought are so damn good.
>>34921189ntaI think I would actually prefer to date another 4channer. I've been on this site for 20 years- longer than I've not used the website. But I don't know if another 4channer is what I need in my life.
>>34921197Where they from?
>>34921175MI think it would be cool if she were.
>>34921195>>34921194It feels good when a mass replying femanon (so usually one of those two) unknowingly replies to two of your posts separately and praises you in one and expresses her absolute hatred for you in the other. It happens way more often than you'd think.
>>34921199>I think I would actually prefer to date another 4channer. I've been on this site for 20 years- longer than I've not used the website.Same, funnily enough. It's not the most important things about a woman in my eyes, but just having that in common goes a long way.>But I don't know if another 4channer is what I need in my life.You have to vet them pretty heavily, obviously, but you can meet some pretty great people here.You're at least wise enough to not leap into a relationship that just amounts to two hedonistic shitposters enabling each other, so I'd say that bodes pretty well for your chances of meeting someone worth your time on here.
>>34921202Happened to me once and it was pretty hot.
>>34921000There was an MRI study that found white women have the largest, while black women have the smallest.
>>34921200Ends of the Earth, coffee roaster in Oklahoma City. Mexican Chiapas dark roast.Also got a bag of Brazilian dark roast.
>>34921205The study was of like 30 people iirc
>>34921196I only use that word when it's appropriate. And it's not appropriate to me in this context. You're free to use it as often as you want on 4chan, though.>>34921205That'd explain so much.
>>34921202People are not monoliths, so I could hate some of your takes while loving some other ones. Just like that one anon says I have the occasional based take. >>34921207I'm not big on South and Central American coffee. It usually has this underlying nutty taste. I like Sumatran.
>>34921212>I'm not big on South and Central American coffee. It usually has this underlying nutty taste. I like Sumatran.I like Sumatran too, but I also like the nutty taste. I've yet to try a bean I didn't like, surprisingly.
>>34921042>What number is the cut off for a whore, according to you?(You-1)
What The Fuck Is You Talking About My Nigga
>>34921214That's how it feels like whenever someone talks about this shit. I'm just perfectly just barely off the deep end of every metric.
>>34921203I think it's the same way you don't want to date someone too far away from you in age because you want them to get your jokes. My humor is rather reserved irl since most people I know are not 4channers. One girl told me I had "intelligent humor" because it'd take her a while to figure out the joke.>>34921212>People are not monoliths, so I could hate some of your takes while loving some other onesYou're not wrong, but I'm pretty sure there was a post where JH simultaneously told me she hopes I find a gf and that she hopes I stay a virgin for life
>>34921175FYeah kind of. I'm into painting/drawing, sewing, random craft projects. I tend to gravitate towards musicians. Different kind of creative.I probably would like a painter boyfriend but if he was a lot better than me it would make me feel weird to work on projects in the same space (blame my father for this) so also creative but different is the answer for me.
>>34921125>>34921136You need both, similarities and differences...The essential similarities are something like that:1) Similar views on children and raising them2) Similar views on finances3) Similar sex drives4) You like each other5) You like spending time with each other (not the same thing as #4, unfortunately, as the spike in divorce rates during covid showed)6) Similar taste in food (you're gonna be sharing meals a lot)Attraction and real chemistry is number one. Everything else is negotiable. (Unless your cultures/religions are very very radically different, but then you, most likely, won't have those similarities to begin with.)
>>34921221>I probably would like a painter boyfriend but if he was a lot better than me it would make me feel weird to work on projects in the same spacelol, I thought this would bother me more but I started dating a girl who's an extremely talented digital painter and look forward to sharing a little studio with her somedayLooking at her work compared to mine made me feel really inadequate at first, but I got over it. We work in different mediums though, admittedly
>>34920597Lolicons should be castrated.
>>34921174>well it's definitely not coomingSpeak for yourself.
>>34920676No. >He'll probably live to be 90.
>>34921213If I don't drink it black, I usually add skim milk or almond milk because I don't like the creaminess from whole milk, s o y, or cream.>>34921218>she hopes I find a gf and that she hopes I stay a virgin for lifeTbf, they're not mutually exclusive. >>34921224>Lolicons should be castrated.BasedValkyrie
>>34921224>Lolicons should be castrated.I thought you liked Exhib
One of the girls I hooked up with in college is now a trans man. Does that make me gay?
>>34921174What the heck long time no seeHope you're not dooming too hard over there
>>349206925 feet tall.No likey big moid.
>>34921230Nah. Feels weird though, doesn't it?It felt weird enough for a couple women I dated to have since only dated women or mtfs.
>>34921229He likes adult skinny women, but he is flexible.
In the land of the castratos, the sissy-caged man is king.
>>34921222maybe i am shallow but all i want is someone who is hot af and likes me the same way back. idc about similarities and other things
>>34921236He likes loli and animals too, quite flexible indeed>>34919829>>34919961
>>34921228>If I don't drink it black, I usually add skim milk or almond milk because I don't like the creaminess from whole milk, s o y, or cream.Respectable. I was only drinking it black for the last like... eight years? I'd have cappuccinos and lattes outside of the house every once in a while but only had it black at home or at work.I bought a milk frother a little while ago and keep a pint of whole milk in the fridge now, though. It makes better foam than any other milk I've tried.Decided to get all fancy. Even bought cappuccino cups
ok atoga, which button is it?
>>34921244He can be persuaded.
>>34921247MYella button
is this really a 4chan atoga meetup that happened years ago? WTF?
>>34921247MYellow seems to be the least radical
>>34919962>why? why why why why whyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArO8BMANZeg
>>34921250that girl looks like me wtf
>>34921248But is it okay to be a pedo, if 9 out of 10 women you fuck are adults?
>>34921255No. It is not ok to be a pedo. But if you only have sex with adults, then you are not one.
>>34921247Is there a 7th button that launches you back to /pol/?
Women is it an ick if I have no chest hair
>>34921056>If it doesn't exist with women who aren't your exact type, it's likely that you hyper-idealize these women. And coupled with your low self-esteem, you think these "perfect" women could never reciprocate your attraction, and that makes you feel depressed and unlovable.i think you're spot on. i need to raise my selfesteem somehow
>>34921256>But if you only have sex with adults, then you are not one.That would make most lolicons just lolicons and not pedophiles then, wouldn't it?
>>34921247What do you define as white and nonwhite
>>34921223>Inadequate Yeah that's a good word for it. It's not that I would be like, jealous or resentful. More that I would be embarrassed to make art in front of them.I probably would get over it. I got over the "being too nervous to drive in front of other people" thing but I worry it would be weird for both parties.
>bro the first love you should seek is SELF love if you don't love yourself how can you love anyone else bro in some ways self love feels even more fulfilling than romantic loveshut the fuck uuUUUUUUUUUUP
>>34921259Set some achievable goals. Try something new that you've been holding yourself back from.
>>34921257It's just a funny little shitpost. BV posted worse and you were silent about those.
>>34921253Plap
>>34921253which one?>>34921250if this is real, i literally mog everyone here into another dimension. i wish i wasn't autistic. god knew i would be too powerful if i had social skills
>>34921250I know it’s just a sliver of a face but how the hell did the guy on the far right pull that girl
>>34921266I'm not here 24/7 and reading every post.
>>34921260No. There are incels that don't have sex.
>>34921269He talked to her.
>>34921250Damn, look at the couple on the right. How hard did hoeflation hit in the past decade?
>>34921269He’s probably a funny guy with a charming personality
>>34921273Do you guys ever go outside lol?
>>34921250Chat, what does that funny arm gesture mean? Some kind of an inside joke.
>>34921276You see couples like that often? I dont.
>>34921136Because if you don't have enough in common simple things like choosing what to watch on TV or where to go out to eat become complicated, or one of you is always dissatisfied with what you're doing. Why would I date a guy who wants to watch football and never wants to get ramen when there are plenty of guys out there who like ramen and don't like football? No reasonable differences are outright deal breakers on their own but a big pile of them can be.
>>34921278I do, yeah. Those two are nerds; not very uncommon.
>>34921175That picture is fucking hilarious. lolM and no, though I've dated artsy women and it's nice if their art is nice.
>>34921258no that's fine, good even>>34921231helloo>>34921247what i happens if i press them all
>>34921250Not to my knowledge.
>>34921279>>34921222>6) Similar taste in food (you're gonna be sharing meals a lot)That checks out
>>34921280She's pretty though.
>>34921175MI would like her to be slightly artistic but that’s not mandatory
>>34921285Most girls are desu.Consider that you may find her more attractive than the nerdy jewfro guy because you aren't gay.
>>34921258Not an ick but it's not my preference either
>>34921271Are there incels that have sex?
>>34921263I get exactly how you feel, yeah.I doubt any guy worth dating would be too uncomfortable if you needed to talk about this openly with him, but you will probably just get over it.
>>34921282>what i happens if i press them all>did you do it anon?>what did it cost?
>>34921154Aren't you a fan of a pedo anime yourself?
>>34921291brbGonna kms
>>34921292Fakecels
>>34920364Personally, the idea of rejection causes me such intense self hatred that I had to physically restrain myself from taking a knife and chopping off bits in the past.Its ten times worse with a woman who gives me signs or whom I have talked to and maybe went on a date already, because obviously having high hopes dashed is far worse than just askinga random chick who obviously isn't into you in the first place. As a result, I never talked to women, and when I did I noticed that I liked some of them even though we didn't even have sex and the interest was mutual, so I just ghosted to prevent an especially painful slam dunk rejection.
>>34921299Anon said neurotypical, not psycho
>>34920364I don't think this is going to continue being true once men born in the 2000s start turning thirty.I'm not much older than them (1995), but they grew up in a much different world than I did and were socialized much differently than I was.
>>34919859>the author is an autistic man who has never had sex and is almost a little afraid of it, but is really drawn in by taboo and sensualityYou literally described me in terms I wasn't able to describe myself in. How did you manage to do that?
>>34921250The gender ratio seems believable
>>34921226oh everybody else cooming??>>34921175fnot really, but it'd be nice
ALL RISE for the National Anthem of White Peoplehttps://youtu.be/KsYqIJqlPNc
Women if you were in a really really crowded place and you see a woman all over your bf like she's basically humping him, what would you do
>>34921175It would be nice if >he had artistic opinions on stuff.
>>34921312>heIs he a troon or something?
>>34921175MCreativity is the most attractive quality a person can have.
>>34921250Clearly not, some women are present in the pic.
>>34921310Twist her wrist
When I was 14 and my sister was 12, she took my phone while I was showering, copied phone numbers of girls I knew from school, and she texted them from her phone asking if they liked me. What could've gone through her head to do this?
>>34921308Good choice, but for me? It's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w
>>34921222>3) Similar sex drives>4) You like each otherThese are the most important.
>>34921314>Creativity is the most attractive quality a person can have.Uh, Ed Gein was quite creative.
>>34921310i'd pull him away, maybe somehow get in between if it's too crowded to actually move out of there
>>34921312I like that the AI yassified him a little bit
>>34921282>what i happens if i press them allGlobal jihad between the white man caliphate and the new Sons of Noah
>>34921300>psychothats mean. I'm not a psycho.
>>34921175MSlightly. A woman that's just a brick personality-wise isn't worth much. She has to have some original genius to her to make her worth my time. There's enough women out there who think "creativity" is copying whatever crochet patterns they see online or something to that effect.But no tattoos though. >>34921320and?
>>34921324I told it to kind of because why tf was he looking at baby like this?
>Can grow a nice beard, but i feel like it hides my handsome face.>When I shaved I asked my female friends, some say I look better with, others said without.What do? I personally enjoy both. Is there some atoga chart for when to grow a beard and when not to or something?
>>34921313No, BV just doesn't know how to use that symbol properly.
>>34921328A fragment of his soul managed to barely surface through the sloppa, and it was unhappy that someone was virtually baby trapping him
Is it normal for young single guys to shoot their shor with loads of women?My boyfriend was sending DMs to every other woman he knew for years before we met. Sometimes multiple after they started ghosting him.There is zero evidence of him cheating in our relationship, but is this behavior worth worrying over or is it just a normal dating strategy for a man? Especially a short one.
>>34921330>>34921331You guys are so angry but this is hilarious to me.
>>34921332It is normal for men that want to sleep around a lot, specially young men that would hit on anything.Not the best sign.
>>34921333I'm the second guy and not angy
>>34921333You seem to be more angry than us, though>>34921224
>>34921329>I personally enjoy bothDo you prefer shaving or grooming a beard?
>>34921332>Is it normal for young single guys to shoot their shor with loads of women?Yes. That is absolutely the norm.>Sometimes multiple after they started ghosting him.Lol. Inexperienced move on his part but I understand why he did this. Hope he's learned it's best to move on the second time they don't reply to you.>Especially a short one.Nah, most guys are like this regardless of build or any other factor.>>34921334Don't speak about matters with which you are unfamilar.
>>34921332Its normal for guys of all ages, its how human mating works. Being short means he has to do it more because he doesn't get as much free attention as a tall fag.You're woman, how did you imagine this works? A man who shoots his shot like once every two years betetr get used to enjoying the company of his own right hand.
>>34921304NTA, no offense, but that's just 80% of virgins on 4chan.
Women, would you kiss your husband if he had morning breath Would you let him kiss you if you did
>>34921332M>Sometimes multiple after they started ghosting him.This is the only truly worrying thing here imo. Seems a bit desperate.>There is zero evidence of him cheating in our relationship, but is this behavior worth worrying over or is it just a normal dating strategy for a man? It's pretty normal. I don't do it myself, but plenty of men do.I doubt he's unfaithful, just a bit insecure and eager to be in a relationship.I would hope that dating you has helped him become less insecure.Don't worry about him cheating unless he gives you some really good reasons to, like hiding his conversations with someone from you or hiding what he gets up to outside of the house sometimes.
>>34921343Yes
>>34921342fair, but how does that differ from virgins IRL?
>>34921335>>34921337GoofsThe both of you
>>34919859>who has never had sex and is almost a little afraid of it, but is really drawn in by taboo and sensuality, while having little passion for writing itself.Okay, but (rarely) a woman can be like that too. What would be the difference?
>>34921348nayrt but the lolita complex and autistic fixation of children's cartoons.
>>34921285Pretty fat yeah
>>34921350Very weird and ironic for you to say that
has anyone here experienced vagus syncope? it's like when you stand up suddenly and blood flow to your brain stops and you faint
It’s pumpkin spice shawarma season
>>34921355Yes, that happened to me once when I was around eleven or twelve.
>>34921339>Yes, its normal to DM any random woman you barely know. Every guy does it! Lol, lmao even.
>>34919863MImagine stuff about my fictional setting I've createdBe quite surprised if someone else was doing that with my fictional setting
>>34921332How did you meet?
femanons is this haircut good? im getting it soon and i want to make sure girls like it (dont worry i am handsome enough to pull it off)
>>34921348I didn't follow the entire conversation, but most people aren't autistic?
>>34921358Guys are open to basically anybody. Literally asking every woman they know if they want to fuck is something only idiots do, but simply maintaining a conversation is common.
>>34921355Not to the point of fainting. But I do get vertigo.
>>34921328>She's genning theseCreepy as fuck
>>34921352I would refute this if not for the fact that I am in the middle of writing a sweetie belle fanfic>>34921351>What would be the difference?Occurence frequency
>>34921357i heard girls it more often. i am a guy and it was one of the scariest moments of my life
>make post on BlueMoon Roleplaying forums looking for female roleplayer for lewd one on one D&D campaign>players are tranniesWhy the fuck are trannies so entitled and retarded?
>>34921331He doesn't have one though
>>34921363>I didn't follow the entire conversationMaybe you're the autistic one, anon
>>34921368>I would refute this if not for the fact that I am in the middle of writing a sweetie belle fanficExactly lol
>>34921368Occurence of what?
>>34921332Lol he's playing the numbers game
>>34921351a man afraid of sex doesn't want to think about genitalia and focuses on kissing and petting and usually the breasts, and has a tendency to like lesbian sex in concept, enjoying the visual iconography of softness with nothing truly explicit. a woman afraid of sex still cannot ignore genitalia because having a period kinda makes it unavoidable, but instead extrapolates sexual tension outside of coupling and into fetishes like non-intercoursal bondage and roleplay, enjoying the feeling of arousal with no release and with little contact between persons.
>>34921369I'm a guy too, and it also freaked me the fuck out. I was alone in the living room watching a movie, and it was as if everything slowly faded to black for a second before I came to in the floor.
>>34921376retarded/broken females
>>34921371They are mentally ill. They hate chasers but expect straight men to date them and like their dick (?)
>>34921379>a man afraid of sex>has a tendency to like lesbian sex in conceptThat explains the yuricucks
Anyone who thought they’d never find the one actually end up finding them? I am out of hope. I feel like I have to become some perfectly healed version of myself who is just content and doesn’t care if he finds it or not before I actually do
>>34921334Well, he was around 18-21 during the peak, then we met when he was 22. Him truly having no type was just a bit shocking.>>34921339>>34921340This is reassuring if it's normal.I also hit on a fair amount of people, but I was particular so it was only 8 individuals over several years. I guess how indiscriminate he was and the volume of them threw me a bit. I assumed my numbers were similar to man numbers (1-2 people a season, one at a time, usually they'd flop because of me or them, a long unrequited crush wasting a year of my life, etc.) but my guy seemed to be on a mission.>>34921345>just a bit insecure and eager to be in a relationshipHe has described his single days as such before.Well I'll conclude it's nothing too out of the ordinary then.>>34921361We met on an app. But funnily enough we shared a class years prior and I likely would have aggressively hit on him if I weren't loyal to my crush at the time.
>>34921381Got it
I want to live a completely different life
>>34921385>I have to become some perfectly healed version of myself who is just content and doesn’t care if he finds it or notCorrect. This is what you must strive for.
>>34921386>We met on an app.Because he DMd you?
>>34921390Is that really how it works though? Seems impossible
>>34921385my problem is that i've been alone for a long time and i've jerked off to too many stacies now and i feel like i need something like this girl otherwise i wont feel content.
>>34921379>a man afraid of sex doesn't want to think about genitalia and focuses on kissing and petting and usually the breasts, and has a tendency to like lesbian sex in concept, enjoying the visual iconography of softness with nothing truly explicit.Can the fucking therapists get off 4channel I'm not trying to be singled out like this
>>34921385Be realistic. There isn’t a “the one”. There is, however, someone out there that you could be together with happily for the rest of your life. There are probably multiple someones.Don’t expect fate to do all the work. Accept that dating is the process of discerning who you are and aren’t compatible with.Don’t make the mistake of trying to become perfect in any way before you actually let yourself date, either. It’s trite, but nobody is perfect. You would be doing yourself a disservice by trying to attract people who expect perfection.
>>34921380i heard it happens more often in skinny people with low bloodpressure
>>34921386>but my guy seemed to be on a mission.Remember that men are expected to initiate things, so nothing is going to happen to a man if he just sits on his arse and lets it "naturally" come to him. It ain't coming to him. He's the one who makes it happen.If you value sex, you have to be on a mission. >Him truly having no type was just a bit shocking.Young people crack me up. I remember those days. Yeah, everyone experiences sexuality and attraction remarkably differently from each other.
>>34921386>Him truly having no type was just a bit shocking.Thats exclusively a woman thing. It ensures genetic variability and makes it possible for every man to have sex. Since women only go for the top 20% of guys, who exactly those top 20% are varies wildly from woman to woman. This effortlessly solves the apparent contradiction of (almost) every man having women who are madly into him despite women only going for Chads.
>>34921395My problem is I dated a woman who was supermodel tier attractive to the point I'd look at pics like you posted on 4chan and think "woah...my girl is way more beautiful than that". And now I can't go back. This was 5 years ago.
>>34921386>Him truly having no typeMost people work through anti-types/dealbreakers>I'll tolerate everything, except...Instead of>You must strictly follow these standards...
>>34921397Nta but thank you, I also needed this
>>34921394It is. That anon gave you bad advice, as a joke! How cruel
>>34921402if you did it once you can do it again.
>>34921374lol ok, you go ahead and wallow in your 4chan misery then.
Atoga moids are extremely homosexual
>>34921401It's not exclusively a woman thing. For example, I'm a bi man and I'm selective when it comes to my taste in men. My taste in women is basically wide open though. Thick and East Asian = tall, willowy black = tiny Indian = huge titty white = muscular short-haired Arab.>>34921407That's the damn problem. I always want to keep rolling the dice. But even meeting someone that beautiful is difficult bc most people just aren't as pretty. The chance she'd 1. be someone I'd fall for and 2. actually fall for me is even higher.
>>34921409>miseryI am having the time of my life
>>34921392Yes...he DMed immediately after we matched.I know what you're saying but I was going to wait 30 minutes-1 hour so as not to seem desperate and off-putting, since he's 100% my type. So it would have worked anyway. Or maybe it was nice to have my energy returned to me and I should accept this as a part of him that also makes him so loudly passionate with me, which I need to feel secure. Hmm. Thank you anon.>>34921399Thank you for your perspective as well, anon. I knew asking for the male experience would help.>>34921401This may be the most accurate understanding of the 20% thing for women I've seen yet. My "Chad" is so variable from the conventional "Chad" and from my friends' versions of "Chad" but it's still 20% of men or less.
>>34921411>even higher.even lower*
>>34921398That was me at the time. I was also pretty iron and vitamin D deficient for most of my youth.
>>34921411>I'm a bi manAlmost everyone is bi, it just becomes more noticable when you're desperate
>>34921304>>34921396sorry i just know this stuff
>>34921414me personally i just want to taste a stacy once. sounds weird but i just cannot get in a committed relationship before getting it out of my system
>>34921404You're very welcome.
>>34921413>This may be the most accurate understanding of the 20% thing for women I've seen yet. My "Chad" is so variable from the conventional "Chad" and from my friends' versions of "Chad" but it's still 20% of men or less.I go through my (lesbian) friend's dating apps with her and it's insane how different our tastes are. She'll swear someone is mid when to me they're straight up gorgeous, and vice versa too. She does the same with guys but she's lesbian so idk how useful that is>>34921416Agreed but 4chan lives in denial. Prisons and the navy prove otherwise.
I hate my jobbbbbbbbbb
>>34921389What don't you like about yours right now? You're not helpless.
>Not normie enough to have gfs and sex and experiences.>Not upstanding enough for marriage and family>Not tarded enough to simply quit my job and NEET>In that perfect zone where I have to finance all of the above via taxes while reaping 0 benefitsModernity is but a humiliation ritual
Being an unc is so great.
>>34921424It's bleak and it's boring. I have nothing going on, no friends, no future, nothing I'm doing, I can't even just focus on myself to "make myself a better man" or whatever because there's no man in there and nothing worth saving.
>>34921423What about it?
>>34921433>there's no man in there and nothing worth saving.Sure there is. If there really wasn't one in there, you wouldn't be upset with your circumstances.It sounds like you need a change of scenery pretty badly.
>>34921426Do you think it will end ever
>>34921426Same. Others benefit, especially women, while I work for "nothing" and the state takes almost half of my paycheck.If I go to the hospital fucked up and in need of assistance, the women there tell me to wait for hours.
Hi
>>34921444Ew, fuck off
>>34921443The men there will tell you to wait for hours too, if there’s patients higher up on the triage totem pole than you.
>>34921444Hey, what's up
>>34921446ok
>>34921449Thanks
>>34921395If you detox from the internet for a month or so your standards might reset to something reasonable. That was my experience.
>>34921433Same. My youth is gone and people my age already have children and families while I'm still trying to find a job I don't hate. It's so over.
>>34921441nta but yes. I really do think it ends after the boomers have all been dead for a while.
Femanon speedrunning giving our offspring traumatic childhoods
>>34921444Who the fuck do you think you are?
>>34921441A man always works towards "the thing that will set him free". As am I.I will then not be doing work to transfer money from my employer to the usurers, just from consumers to the state.
>>34921447I know how it works but it's impossible not to notice when people aren't in the mood to work, there are no patients and they're just slacking because it's a Saturday.
>>34921444
>>34921456I need only go to the train station, mall or welfare office at noon to be reminded of thar.
That Eve Sweet is very nice looking though.
>>34921410Bisexual but yeah
>>34919540That wasn't me lol, I only just got home from work and running>>34920093I stan Mandy and Clover from TS actually>>34920095I can, it's girls who try escalate it into sex>>34921444Sup>>34921423RIP, been thereHope you find a job you love someday
>>34921456I've travelled across the globe to many developing countries and people were shockingly similar to each other. There really wasn't much difference. Political views may vary or something but people were basically the same.Never been to a third world country though. My mate did and she said people were basically the same there too, just with wildly different backgrounds and beliefs.
>>34921468Running like exercise or running from tha feds?
>>34921456I'm a bigot, not racist. I believe in superior and inferior cultures instead. It just often correlates with certain races, but every individual can be an expection to the rule. Let's be more open-minded, chat.
Seeing one of my favorite paintings get sloppified is making me upset >:|
>>34921456antiracists are the least delulu half.
>>34921430Real>>34921426Hope you find a job and hobbies you enjoy. Then it's not so bad>>34921332It's normal for fuckboys lol. I've never "shot my shot" at anyone>>34921175M, I couldn't care less. The only issue with dating is that if she's an extroverted normie who wants me to spend all my free time with her then I have no time for art/music>>34921127M, dooming as always
>>34921472People are shockingly similar and basically the same when you’re a faggot leftist who lies to themself
>>34921306I tried, but my SSRIs blueballed me.
>>34921473Running as in exercise. I got home and my mom forced me to do laps around the house for half an hour lol. I hate exercise lol time to shower
>>34921439>Sure there is. If there really wasn't one in there, you wouldn't be upset with your circumstances.Why do you think so? I'm upset because I can think about it but can't have it. >It sounds like you need a change of scenery pretty badly.Idk what to do or where to go where I won't feel out of place
>>34921472I’m sure it’s the different background and beliefs that make potable water rare and heaps of litter commonplace
>>34921332I don't, but I'm demoralized.>Especially a short one.Lol, damn.
>>34921486>Why do you think so?We wouldn't be having this conversation at all if you weren't a man with a soul.>Idk what to do or where to go where I won't feel out of placeYou should try to figure that out. You may have to invest a little time and money into figuring it out, but it'll be worth it.
>>34921472>basically the same there too, just with wildly different backgrounds and beliefs.>They were the same they were just different Really nigga
>>34921453That’s not for a long time
>>34920966I need to go to bed earlier tonight lol, I'm exhausted>>34920872M, I just don't do anything outside of work to meet women lol, I know I'm not attractive though so I'm happy being crazy unc>>34920692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDnPFxnALBg
>>34921491Exactly the type of person I was referring to in the original post.
>>34921496Not really, in the grand scheme of things. Under ten years from now.
>>34921465>That Eve Sweet is very nice looking though.She divorced her husband because he wanted her to stop fucking Troy Francisco
>>34920637About a 6>>34920627Outstanding?>>34920534No but I'll happily do it>>34920390Facts>friendsUgh some friends want to come round next week and I'm dreading it
>>34921500He married a pornstar.
>>34920364>neurotypicalDo you really think incels are lol>>34920328Almost a wizard, I honestly don't care>>34920273I think so desu. I can be socially assertive and a leader when the situation depends on it
>>34921504I guess he thought he couldn't compete?
>>34921480>Muh hobbiesI have hobbies, they are cope. They distract, they do not replace.
What are “developing countries” developing
>>34921465mid, walled, and saggy baka
>>34921510Revenue for already wealthy people to skim the top off of charities, mostly
>>34921332I think if you're his first it's whatever, after all lonely guys get the advice all the time to just play the numbers game, most are just too proud or whatever to actually do it. It is common for guys to be high on the mere concept of female attention and then to calm the fuck down once they actually had sex/a relationship, especially if the relationship lasted long enough to drive home to them just how much stuff like compatibility matters, to the point where a random woman existing near them does not matter anymore at all the way it once did.That said, if he dated seriously before you I would worry more as it is more telling that he still went back into thirst mode afterwards. I would maybe even worry less that he cheats or wants to cheat and more that he's just dating you because you said yes rather than because of anything about you. Then again you are dating him so you should have a solid hunch if he actually likes you and is happy with you. If you can't find evidence of him still hitting up random girls and he seems to have no issue giving his attention only to you when you are out and about together, I would give him the benefit of the doubt that he was just clueless and horny at the time.
>>34920108Cake>>34920075Unfortunately some of us have to work>>34919941World domination L>>34919888>I sleep wearing my glassesI know you guys are nerds but this is like next level>>34919709The 2000s called, they want their haircut back
>>34921510more ways to infiltrate your country
>>34921510[this post has been redacted due to its inflammatory content]
hmm I'm happy this morning, this feels wrong
>>34921510Bombs, usually
>>34921515Art of Jugaad.
>>34921516To be fair they’ve had a long time to develop
>>34919657Waging is ass. Just keep upskilling and applying to things. I'm a salaryfag now and it's much comfier>>34919462I don't understand flirting
>>34921481Yeah my travels really reinforced my beliefs. It totally disproved all that bullshit about people being fundamentally differentI know that makes some people angry around here but I'm not going to shy away from what I experienced>>34921491You'd joke with them and drink with them and it was identical to doing the same in London or Barcelona and then they'd say that Taiwan obviously belonged to China. I guess if you've never experienced it you wouldn't know.
>>34921490>We wouldn't be having this conversation at all if you weren't a man with a soul.Am I tho. I feel bereft in creativity, intellect, personality. There's a man I want to be in my head but trying to be him feels like an injustice or a larp. I can't reconcile the man I wanna be and who I am they're two different people>You should try to figure that outI'm at a loss, even the old friends I had seem foreign and terrifying now
>>34921508Idk maybe I'm just an autist cause I feel like if you have hobbies and work you enjoy the desire for human connection evaporates
>>34921480>It's normal for fuckboys lol. I've never "shot my shot" at anyone>M, dooming as alwaysYeah maybe stop coping by pretending to be better than "fuckboys" aka normal T men
>>34921510Cholera
Why did I agree to let some friends come over next week ahhhh I hate socialising
We're a two piece puzzle
>>34921500He wanted her to stop whoring in general, or to stop fucking that guy in particular?
>>34921528>pretending to be better than "fuckboys"I am though
>>34921526You're pretty unusual. Most people do not have their desires for human connection evaporate just by filling time up with other actions. Are you SURE the desire evaporates rather than you being able to ignore it better?
>>34921536>Are you SURE the desire evaporates rather than you being able to ignore it better?YesSounds like a skill issue desu
Women, you ever looked at somebody like this?
>>34921510Industry, to raise their GDP and be able to compete on the global market. At least that how it was originally used, according to my understanding. Don't know if that's still how it's seen.
>>34921525>I can't reconcile the man I wanna be and who I am they're two different peopleYou can't just flip a switch and become that guy. It takes time.You likely also have unrealistic standards for yourself.>I'm at a loss, even the old friends I had seem foreign and terrifying nowI can kinda relate. This is natural. People change.Not being able to relate to your old friends doesn't say anything bad about you. Just means you might benefit from making some new friends.If you take anything away from this, at least know that struggling to cope and struggling to understand what you really want or need doesn't mean you're defective or less than a man. You're just experiencing some growing pains.
>>34921537If you're QT then I do not believe you at allDidn't you have AvPD, or was that someone else?
>foids killing their kids>moids killing their kidsWhat's going on? Is everyone going insane?
>>34921536Please don't engage with the narcissistic attention whore as if it is a human.
>>34921511I'd ask you to post someone else, but you're just going to post some boring generic clown-painted ethot.
>>34921500I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that anyone who shoots a bunch of oviposition scenes might not be marriage material or compos mentis
>>34921542He is whatever fits his narrative to get more replies.Why do you think he spam-replies and the whole thread grinds to a halt whenever he shows up or ban evades?
>>34921543He looks like Cletus Spuckler.
>>34921530Why do you have friends?
>>34921547>whole thread grinds to a haltIt doesn't though. People just ignore him.
>>34921533I think it was just that guy
>>34921546>oviposition scenesWhat is this?
>>34921538Sure, my gf.
>>34921533Bbc in general, but not all guys
>>34921558Is she stacked?
>>34921557vile /d/ shitdon't even google, you're happier not knowing
>>34921524You have a vapid view of the human experience. As if eating, shitting and being merry isn’t universal. You’ll find it’s the same among dogs.
>>34921557nta but some animals (mostly insects iirc) lay their eggs in a host body before they're fertilized. You can buy sex toys which allow you to simulate this.
>>34921560Stacked enough for me to want to stare all the time.
>>34921543I'm going to hell for laughing at this>Chad Doerman — the Ohio man accused of killing his three young sons on June 15, 2023 — was allegedly mumbling and carrying around a bible in the moments before police say he killed his children.>"(He) was mumbling, 'Chad knows what's right,'" amended court document obtained by Fox 19, the Cincinnati Enquirer and WCPO allege, adding that he was also carrying around a bible."Chad knows what's right"
>>34921564illiteracy-kun, I...
>>34921524I dislike you.
>>34921569“We all eat, drink and joke together” ahh leftist retardation
>>34921566Based
>>34921524I think I can guess what you do for a living.
>>34921573I would hatefuck you then ghost you when you tried to call back.>>34921576The average anon HATES people eating, drinking, and being merry together
>>34921577I don't understand how some men can prefer flat tits, and I say that as a flattie.
>>34921579>I would hatefuck you then ghost you when you tried to call back.A-anon, I... I'm sorry, but I'm a straight man.
>>34921583Then this will be a confusing experience for you
does woman want banana? you want banana little woman? does the little women want the banana? do we give the banana to the little woman? I have a banana and maybe the woman want the banana? Does she? Does she?
>>34921581It comes with the territory of liking petite women.It's not as if most flat tits are completely flat either, too. They're no less feminine or attractive than big titties.
>>34921542I'm BPD lol>>34921549Idk they're old friends I met in school>>34921547Lulz0rsI have things to do IRL so sayonara niggaz
>>34921543>eyeswell he couldn't have shot them from any further away
>>34921586If you say so. I think I look plenty feminine and attractive, but I'd feel moreso if I had bigger tits.
Is this ink cursed? I was going to ask why it exists, but I guess it exists because I bought a bottle of it.
>>34921579You can break bread with third worlders, anon. Maybe that’s where you feel you belong. Maybe that’s family to you. You long for the simplicity of mealtime.Same mentality that catladies have
>>34921581They're just plain superior. They create lovely harmony with a petite upper body, while big dobonhonkeros instead create a contrast. The contrast of a large posterior is lovely because the body shape is still well-balanced, but throwing in big boobs makes it feel all over the place.
>>34921595>They're just plain superiorCan’t say that. The thread police insist that they’re all the same
>>34921592I get that. I won’t pretend like I don’t like huge tits either, but all the women I find most attractive have small ones.
women believe the following, if they realize it or not:>insane men are better. insane men get sex better sex and sex, and sex is the goal, so insane men are better.Are you a female and do you disagree? If so, then would you EVER pick the boring guy?
>>34921595>The contrast of a large posterior is lovely because the body shape is still well-balanced, but throwing in big boobs makes it feel all over the place.I want to be all over the place, then. Very badly.
if her breasts aren't big enough to be visible from the back, then I don't want it.
>>34921581At this point it's increasingly harder to find titcows that aren't overweight or obese so guys will just settle with petite women. I also think this is just the general beauty trend regressing to the mean after being obsessed with the Kim Cardassian look.
>>34921596No can do. Boobs are something I refuse to fence sit on; small ones don't get the love they deserve, instead often being relegated to "Well I don't DISLIKE them!" tier.Unforgivable. I shall be a crusader for them until the day I die.>>34921599How could you wish to ruin such art?
>>34921594Right. Anyway, like I said, people were easy to understand and hang out with wherever I went because they were just like anyone else I'd met. Just like whenever you meet people from all walks of life in your own country.It was disappointing. I wanted people to be different. I thought it'd be interesting if they were.
Lord forgive me.My cute worker tucked a banana under her armpit because she needed her hands free to text plus she’s going on lunch soon and I could not fight my lustful thoughts.
What jobs do women study for / work in to get high income, especially in the US and the European Union? Every high income field that I know of seems to be dominated by men.
>>34921598>insane men get sex better sex and sex
>I really just like flat chests! I'm not an opportunistic predator or anything! I'm just sharing love with the neglected!!! :D AND VULNERABLE :DDD!! AND P O S S I B L Y C H I L D - L I K E ! ! ! ! LOOOOOOOK *HOW* *BOLD* AND *NOT* FENCE *SITTING* I AM!!!!!!!!!
>>34921557yummy yummy egg layingi wish i could afford to try it
>>34921608>"white person can't separate small boobs from children" award
>PLEASE REPLY TO MY BAIT!!!!1! xD
Big boobs catch my eye.
>>34921598incomprehensible malformed homonculus grubling shocks 4channites by speaking fluent schizocel
>>34921597I don't doubt your attraction, and I'll never say it's invalid. I just don't get it.>>34921602>How could you wish to ruin such art?If there's an affordable and artistic look that only a flattie with a giant ass can pull off, I'll stop complaining and wishing to be bustier.
>>34921615>I just don't get it.The way clothes fit them is very sexy to me. I like that they're either almost completely visible through more form-fitting clothes or hiding under cute, looser clothes.
>>34921611I think there should be a trend where women go around measuring manlets for maximum seethe
>>34921608>people talk about boobs>anon thinks about childrencurious...
>>34921613if she isn't a twig that doesn't look overencumbered by 40 lbs. of tits and ass, I don't see them
>>34921615>If there's an affordable and artistic look that only a flattie with a giant ass can pull off, I'll stop complaining and wishing to be bustier.built for empire dresses and leggings+huge sweaters
>>34921611Throwable size.
>people talk about boobs>anon thinks about milk
"Those who have been pulled out of the calm tranquility of the void and trapped for life to a bodily existence have a single consolation: everything that lives, also dies. Sooner or later, the tragedy will be forever over. Every life is destined to return to the sweet nothing from which it emerged without its consent. This is our consolation"Selim Güre
>>34921606Medicine is becoming a lot more female dominated, at least in the US. Pharmacy in particular is a very female dominated field, also very Asian in my area
>>34921616>I like that they're either almost completely visible through more form-fitting clothesThis is what I do. But I do it mostly because the baggy top look feels too ridiculous when I also wear form-fitting bottoms most of the time.
>>34921625the organe cat is literally me
>>34921611>SORRY MCDONALDS>YOU DON'T HAVE CRAZY THURSDAYSwdsmbt
>>34921627Laughs in quantum immortality
>>34921622Post an example. Hard mode: she can't be white.
>>34921627wankery. i don't remember any void, so it doesn't exist
>>34921623this but unironically
"Refusing to have a child is the highest degree of rebellion, after suicide; one of the best uses of the mind; and the best gift to the planet"Mokokoma Mokhonoana
>>34921627>will be forever over.Not knowable.
>>34921629Something baggy and cropped up top would probably suit you well if you mostly wear stuff like jeans or leggings.The classic white sorority girl strat of wearing a big sweatshirt also looks good on most women shaped like you imo.
>>34921638>who is mogging whoI prefer normal sized women.
>>34921638Wlw couples like this are super cute.
>>34920743Idk, it might mean she will be non judgemental of other degenerate fantasies but still not something youre comfortable if its not something you want in a serious partner.
>>34921606>Every high income field that I know of seems to be dominated by men.It's not about the field. High-paying jobs exist in every field. The jobs that pay the most are the jobs that make or save your bosses/investors the most money. >>34921587>I'm BPD lolSame>>34921581>I don't understand how some men can prefer flat tits, and I say that as a flattieIt ain't about the size of the titty on the dog. It's the size of the dog in the titty.>>34921595>They're just plain superior. They create lovely harmony with a petite upper body, while big dobonhonkeros instead create a contrast. The contrast of a large posterior is lovely because the body shape is still well-balanced, but throwing in big boobs makes it feel all over the place.I feel seen. Thank you, basedxhibanon.
>>34921638Right would mog if she didn't have breast implants.
>>34921644I'd prefer to be the average sized moid in a MFF throuple with the two girls like this
"If children were brought into the world by an act of pure reason alone, would the human race continue to exist? Would not a man rather have so much sympathy with the coming generation as to spare it the burden of existence, or at any rate not take it upon himself to impose that burden upon it in cold blood?"Arthur Schopenhauer
Boobmoggers win. people with anime images saved to their hard drives don't @ me
>Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.The Dude, circa 1998
>>34921538What does that look mean?
Is it over if I'm 21 and have done literally nothing with my life since dropping out of high school?
>>34921635Not sure if this is exactly what the anon had in mind, but seems neat to me.>>34921647>I feel seen. Thank you, basedxhibanon.I am happy to preach the gospel anytime.
>>34921651Schopenhauer was a closeted homosexual and the only women he ever fucked were ones he paid, which is why he was so misogynistic.
>>34921657You should at least get your GED bro
>>34921657No, but it'll start looking much more over if you continue to not do anything with your life.That hole gets harder and harder to claw your way out of the closer you get to thirty.
>>34921656Aggressive envy.
"Not to be born is undoubtedly the best plan of all. Unfortunately, it is within no one's reach."Emil Cioran
>>34921639I've always found it strange how antinatalists simultaneously hate humanity while also anthropomorphizing the planet.
>>34921659We need more based, repentant homosexuals in the world like Oscar Wilde and Seraphim Rose rather than ones who let it stay bottled up.
>>34921604Because you’re vapid. Everyone agrees that third worlders have the same base desires. We are wondering what we share beyond that.
>>34921538>Women, you ever looked at somebody like this?Yes, but never a man.
>>34921635I don't mean to be an asshole but why not just burqamaxx?
>>34921667They're not very smart people. They're usually very juvenile too.
>>34921638>the tall one always wears ridiculous heels or platforms>the short one is barefootThis grinds my gears.
>>34921581flatties are the superior kind of woman because they are not fat (usually)
"It is curious that while good people go to great lengths to spare their children from suffering, few of them seem to notice that the one (and only) guaranteed way to prevent all the suffering of their children is not to bring those children into existence in the first place"David Benatar
>>34921655>No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.Walter, circa 1998
>>34921676Yeah the "tall" one is probably like 5'5
Hello b cup femanons?
>>34921658With that top it's too hard to tell how flat she is. Maybe that's the point.
MoidsAre you over asian girls and back into over-idolizing white girls yet?
>>34921581I don't understand how some women can prefer shorter men, and I say this as a short guy.
"pornhub ebony stepsis"Anon, 2026
>>34921667Antinatalists are clumps of cells
>>34921638Femanons, what is the girl on the right thinking?
>Long ago, just like the hearse, you die to get in again>We are so far from you>Burning on, just like a match you strike to incinerate>The lives of everyone you knowGerard Way, 2004
>>34921686I can't see envy in other people's faces because I've never felt it myself.I can't see fear in other people's faces because I don't know what it is.Now stop trying to drag me down
>>34921679Now you’re just quoting random coworkers
>>34921686Nope, I'm on my Latina arc
>>34921686I like white girls, but I prefer brown, yellow and red girls
Why don’t antinatalists kill themselves
>>34921687As a tall guy, I can promise you they don't.
>>34921688I need to get you guys to teach me how to search for porn better. Wmbf doesn't get a ton of good hits on actual video sites compared to smut sites.
>>34921679why is everyone called david insane?
>>34921697They have to evangelize first.
>>34921611You cannot say this shit and post that webm, I'd literally think she's a child of I met her
>>34921686I've always been into pale women so both Asians and white women fit the bill. Lately I've been more attracted to Asian women after one imprinted on me a while back. She was flirty with me and attracted to me and that made me very attracted to her. Wasn't into her personality but really wanted to fuck her but we were both in relationships. Now I've got other Asian women around me who remind me of her and I can't help but be attracted to them as well. They've even got a similar flirty energy to that one chick
>>34921700You're thinking of an ex, aren't you?
"It is wrong to bear children out of need, wrong to use a child to alleviate loneliness, wrong to provide purpose in life by reproducing another copy of oneself. It is wrong also to seek immortality by spewing one's germ into the future as though sperm contains your consciousness!"Irvin D. Yalom
>>34921699Can you phrase that as a gendered question?>>34921686As a racist, the fact that I have to marry white women to have white children is extremely demoralizing.
>>34921699gotta pay your dues in the thumbnail gallery mines like everyone else, sorry nona
Who up spewing they germ
Yalom, goyim
>>34921702
>>34921697They need to reproduce first (spread their ideology and hoover up a fat pension despite having been DINK their entire lives).
>>34921686Don't care as long as she is pale and has dark hair.
Are there girls with a fetish for their bf to tell her about the prostitutes he fucked before he met her?
>>34921704no
moids, what have you done?
>>34921716I've seen girls who enjoy jerking the guy off with a fleshlight as a form of humiliation, so yeah I guess.But then, owning a fleshlight or fucking whores is a sign of weakness in moids.
>>34921706>Yalom>antinatalist>germaphobe/hypochondriacNo stereotypes were harmed in the making of this post.CAPTCHA IS A STAR OF DAVID
>>34921716I believe the kink is called "hotpast" like retroactive hotwifing, but I don't know of any women who like it.
>>34921708Men, what terms do you use to search porn sites if you want to find loving wmbf couples having violent sex?>>34921709Fuck no. That's mostly why I avoid porn sites. Getting blinded by sudden bukkake stuff is scarring.
>when u spew ur germ but she still suckin
>>34921718idgiPersonally I see this as a tragedy, of course. But do modern women not have agency? Did she not choose her path in life? Are you saying that *I* as a *moid* am responsible for *her* choices?
"It perplexes me that antinatalists do not simply travel to Africa, the continent material suffering, or Asia, the most populated continent, to preach their ideology".Anon the Noticer, 2026.
>>34921702>I'd literally think she's a child of I met herNo you wouldn't.
>>34921718nothing, I don't watch porn
>>34921719Humiliation for the man? Why fuck a fleshlight when your a real girl is right there?
>nooo you have to have kids, you have to make more cattle to work in the factories and carry on our increasingly darwinist shithole of a societyshould have built a world worth bringing new life into, lol
>>34921723Use google, search for playlists made by users."spankbang wmbf playlist"
>>34921649reminder to never get breast implants for my wide ass chest
>>34921715this but unironicallybut honestly I'd date a black or hispanic girl too I just really like dark hair
Land of the sodomite damned
>>34921732It’s worth it if you aren’t a huge pussy. :D
>>34921730Chicks suck at handjobs.
>>34921730For the girl, since he prefers a piece of plastic over the pussy.Convenience I guess:>Don't have to get the fleshlight off.>Don't have to worry about going to shallow or too deep.>Don't need to tense a single muscle.>The insecure bitch will probably clean the coom.
"Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all"Heinrich Heine
>>34921686my current gf is half asian which is funny because I was never into asians
>>34921734Good choice. They always look bad imo, but they look especially bad like that.
>>34921732This. If you're working class and can't/won't be able to become somewhat rich simply by working, and you don't have rich parents, at least get with someone who has those things. Otherwise absolutely no point in having kids who you'll likely doom to fail and struggle for basic necessities like yourself.
>>34921735>hispanicYou are truly fucking stupid if you think there are no pale hispanic women.
>>34921727It perplexes me that you think those animal-humans can be convinced of anything, especially anti-natalism
Why is deepseek and ChatGPT down the one day I need to write a bunch of bullshit cover letters
>>34921739Sounds like humiliation foe the guy more than anything because he is being denied pussy so he has to settle for a fake.>Don't have to get the fleshlight off.>Don't have to worry about going to shallow or too deep.>Don't need to tense a single muscle.>The insecure bitch will probably clean the coom.You can do all that with the girl if youre into female humiliation
>>34921745it was more about including brown hispanic girls than excluding pale hispanic girls, anon.
>>34921745B) I'm dating one
>>34921748Well if the girl's what I imagine she's more than happy to fuck as well. But who knows, maybe you have flipped it into a femdom thing.
>>34921746Africa is mostly already below replacement rate. Tunrs out birth rates have fuck all to do with "anti-natalism" and a whole lot with scarcities of food and living space. Cope&Rope
>>34921749But Anon, then you had no reason to reply to me.
Trying to decide if it's worth it to try re-enter society, nothing good really happened last time I did it.
>>34921699There is no good porn anymore. The last year you could find it was 2024.
>>34921714Fox & grapes
I’m 6’5 with a thundercock and I’m rich
Thank God temperatures are reasonable now
>>34918756Am I just too goonpillled or is a girl on a dating app messaging me 'hey sir' after we match indicate she's a sub?
>>34921757mits worth having money.
>>34921653having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a bridge>>34921686I never left
>>34921752>Africa is mostly already below replacement rate.U wot? Africa’s birth rate is over 4. That means each generation is doubling in size.
>>34921763100% a sub
>>34921764I already have money, I'm just a recluse.
>>34921763all women are subs, her quirky language has nothing to do with that
>>34921752>Africa is mostly already below replacement rateSource being?
>>34921713I can still tell the one on the right is a child looking at her face, what does this prove other than that Asians are neotenous as fuck >>34921728I would, she looks and acts like one
>>34921758And amateur porn doesn’t even exist anymore. I kinda wish there was a resurgence of old-school professional porn.
>>34921768only the money matters, so if re-entering society meant anything else to you, then no, it isn't worth it. you can buy a cup of coffee and a back massage
>>34921771Nope.
>>34921763She is a fat indian man looking to scam you
I want her to grind on my thigh
>>34921763Just lean into it. Btw, sub doesn’t mean passive as a rule.
"Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners"Vladimir Lenin
>>34921685Sounds like a recipe for the best surprise gift unwrapping ever.
>>34921737population projections seem to suggest that a lot of people disagree>>34921744yep
>>34921685It kinda is. Looks good in public and makes the reveal in private more fun.
>>34921767>>34921777how should I reply then? I havent used dating apps much so I dont know the etiquetteI have sleapt with girls with sub kinks before but I'm naturally shy
"The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope"Karl Marx
is it normal my gf asked me not to play my switch when she's around because "i get mean, i'm ignoring her, and it feels like she's competing with a screen" or should i ghost her? i've never met someone that's gets jealous over hobbies, is this normal?
>>34921723>if you want to find loving wmbf couples having violent sex?truthfully there have never been very many attractive black pornstars. maybe try hegre massage,
>>34921780>population projections seem to suggest that a lot of people disagreeOh, word? The Demoralization Rectangle said that? How unexpected
>>34921773OK, cool. I'm just going to continue reading books and going to the movies by myself.
>>34921782Just call her baby, and get her to call you daddy instead of sir.
Either genderGive me your most brutal breakup song(s). I want to feel awful.
"A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past"Fidel Castro
>>34921785You can just encourage her to watch her trash shows so she has no leg to stand on and you can game in peace.
>>34921779>>34921781I always figured the reveal that I'm flatter than it seems would be a negative.>>34921733>>34921786I have stuff to google now, thanks.
>>34921785Good baitVideo games are not a hobby
>>34921742Same. Now I've got yellow fever. Shit is insidious. Nefarious. Surreptitious. Downright pernicious.>>34921778>Vladimir LeninHello, kettle. My name is pot. You're black, nigga.>>34921784>Karl MarxFamously bankrolled by Industrialist nepo baby Friedrich Engels.>>34921792>Give me your most brutal breakup song(s). I want to feel awful.As the breaker-upper, or the broken uppee?
Love will make you sick
>>34921792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtEKek
>>34921795>I always figured the reveal that I'm flatter than it seems would be a negative.The only negative would be the amount of blood my body has to use for other tasks.
>>34921788yes
>>34921797>As the breaker-upper, or the broken uppee?I got DUMPED
>>34921787the current US administration ran on it as an existential threat to the future of the country, lol
Silence, wigga, a real trap lord is speaking.
>>34921792https://youtu.be/EBVB7a94O_4Probably nowhere near as brutal as you were hoping for, but you should read the lyrics for this song.
>>34921763i wouldnt know for i am an incel
>>34921803Yes, a bunch of scammers and liars.
>>34918756Femanon, why do you worship Zandaya?
>>34921809
>>34921362Depends on if you look like that too.
>>34921796yeah well your vagina smells bad
>>34921367*lenny face*
>>34921757>>34921768Get a job just to fuck with employers, drag your feet and do everything with as little effort as possible just because you can. >They will just fire meYeah but they would have lost weeks of profits
>>34921802Was there a reason why? Because that will drastically change the songs I can recommend. Also, any preferred genres?
>>34921531We click like a death star lego set~
>>34921811m here. her eyebrows are too close to her hairline, which is also weird, and her nose is udly, and she got too many lines i nher face, and there's not a lot to say positive about that jawline and face structure as a whole. attractive, she is not.
>>34921807I don't disagree but who stands to gain from lying about population decline, exactly
since i'm an incel and no woman finds me attractive maybe i'll start dating/having sex with guys
>>34921817I don't enjoy making other people miserable.
I was having the shittiest day and that shit made me laugh, thank you guys
>>34921828This is a genuine answer for some people.Comp het runs deep in our society.
>>34921809why don't femanon worship sydney ;d
>>34918756>Spanish donkey was a triangular torture device where people were forced to sit on the triangleFemanon, do you think this device was more painful for women than men?
>>34921792Pink Floyd's Wish you were here.It also works for when somebody died, which can be very similar emotionally to breaking up with somebody.
>>34921802>>34921792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77DAU6XJN5Abe careful what you wish for :3
>>34921828Yo
>>34921768not entering society means you're wasting your life doing shit people have already tread. If you're a man of any intelligence you should be changing something in the world
Now I am going to drink blueberry buttermilk at night.
>>34921842>man of any intelligence you should be changing something in the worldthis nonsense doesn't even mean anything>change da world
>>34921842"Changing the world" is outside the scope of this conversation, I'm just talking about getting a job and trying to socialize.
Women, would you date a man who considers 90% of the population as barely even human and has zero empathy for them? But not you if course.
>>34921833No, men's uretha runs down their taint. I can only imagine the pain of pissing after sitting on that for an extended period of time.
>>34921829Is ok they deserve it, specifically if you work for Walmart or Starbucks, it will be hilarious when they think they have power over you and see they don't
>>34921828I wish I could do this but I like women's voices too much
>>34921850But it's wedging itself right up your pussy. It's a rapist
what's your overall opinion on seung hui cho?
>>34921832nta she is now whoring herself out for "sports".
>>34921809>>34921832>Femanon!>Do a lesbian!No!YOU KISS BOYS
>>34921842Not him, but you are genuinely midwit level stupid.
>>34921826People who benefit from sowing discord, namely by dividing and conquering.
I HATE GUITAR
If a southern woman has been talking with me and calls me "Darlin" or "sugar" is she flirting with me is that southern lingo for just friends?
>>34921865If I hear another g chord I’m breaking your shit
>>34921866It doesn't mean much. I'm not southern but I use "hun" a lot, for example.
>>34921864>divide and conquer by frantically telling people to multiplythat doesn't make any sense
>>34921859Small pp activities.
>>34921860>whoringthis is only said by jealous women who can't handle the intrasexual competition or men who are bitter they aren't getting any women
>>34921859Further proof that Asians excel at everything in school besides sports. Practically the Faker of school shootings.
my new type: sci-fi himmler. i also think this actor is one of those guys who look better in motion, all the screenshots look like ass.
>>34921871No, I am not as stupid as you.I love slutty women.
>>34921862I didn't mean it as lesbianism, just as celebrity worshipThere must be a reason why non-jewish actress with zero acting skill or looks is forced into every big movie.And I think that reason is because women worship her
>>34921869Dividing and conquering by instilling a fear of being replaced by one group into the other group.
>>34921866Chalk it up to southern lingo unless she drops her hankercheif at your feet.
Gib pussy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>34921880why are the ears pointed that way? it looks weird. should be flipped 180 degrees
>>34921876I think it's just because she's medium brown like that couch in every family/slice of life drama.
>>34921868so when she texts me saying 'Good morning darlin' I shouldnt think too much of it?
>>34921867https://vocaroo.com/13PuxBpbiphy
>>34921809pretty sure i haven't seen a single movie she's in, but i think she's cool. very few celebrities are authentic in any way but she comes across as more authentic than average ig.
>>34921866Doesn't mean anything. I've lived in OK my entire life and women do that all the time. Starbucks baristas at the drive thru window will call you "sweety".
>>34921877You mean the thing that is happening?
>>34921883Being texted good morning is great. It shows she's thinking about you. The darlin' on the end of it just isn't a huge deal is all.
>>34921881Nta, they’re arms/hands
>>34921867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hCXg_MwEWc
>>34921876She works with one of the most influential talent agencies, Creative Artists Agency.From their website:>Since our founding in 1975, CAA has continued to deliver on its promise that every client is represented by the whole agency.>This collaborative approach benefits our clients now more than ever, as they look to build their careers and their brands across multiple disciplines and platforms.>With a global network of employees and strategic partners in North America, Europe, Asia, and beyond, CAA taps its unequaled internal and external ecosystem of experts, relationships, access, and industry intelligence to help ensure that our clients achieve their goals.>The trailblazer of the industry, CAA has created an ever-widening scope of services and businesses.>We were the first talent agency to build a sports business, create an investment bank, launch a venture fund, found technology start-up companies, establish a business in China, create a brand marketing services business, and launch a philanthropic arm, among other industry innovations.
>>34921883Reapond with a ‘good morning, babydoll’ as see what she does with it.
>>34921888Did you care about it until someone on TV told you to get mad about it?
The thread is long and the image cap has been reached.State GenderWhat is a summary of this thread?
>>34921898F. Some men appreciate flat tits. And some men also have good porn suggestions.
>>34921863and you the oh-so-speshul underagedb& philosophy dork whose outlook on life boils down to a more flowery version of "nuffin mattahs". Go jerk off to One Dimensional Man faggot
>>34921898One guy is obsessed with googling quotes about the morality of wanting kids.
>>34921873>the Faker of school shootingsFaker is the Flash of league and it annoys me that I'm turning into a boomer for complaining about this shit
>>34921896Let’s see, my old elementary school now has spanish on all markers, i can’t go to the corner store without some indian running a stop sign, and i’m 10-20 years away from being a minority in the lands my forefathers conquered. You tell me.
what's your overall opinion on tj lane?
>>34921901All those buzzwords...Shit, I think I entered the retard zone.
>>34921898I asked AI (grok this time, I'll try another next thread)>This is a lengthy 4chan /adv/ thread titled /ATOGA/ (Ask The Opposite Gender Anything), in which anonymous users post questions and responses to the opposite gender on topics like dating, body hair preferences, personal insecurities, pets, and everyday life, mixed with crude humor and banter.
>>34921904>minority in the lands my forefathers stole and pissed onKarmic defeat.
>>34921818A mix of bad timing in both of our lives, plus I wanted to continue at long distance and she didn't.
>>34921910>body hair preferencesKek, yeah that was this thread
>>34921818Oh also no preferred genres, anything is fine.
>>34921893Holy cringe
I wish I had the arms of a woman
>>34921900If you're the wmbf-seeker, you were literally just instructed on how to use google properly.
>>34921896NTA but I'm so confused what your take is, lol. you're aggressively natalist but you think population decline is made up but also if it isn't made up then it's fine anyway?>>34921904>a minority in the lands my forefathers conqueredlmao
>girl tells me she talks to chatgpt more than real peopleThis is a red flag, right? I'm not insane for saying that am I?
>>34921924only thing worse than being an AI koolaid drinker is being excited to tell others about it
>>34921924On my weekends I "talk" to Claude more than people. That is, I write it markdown files and instruct it.
>>34921924I do this because I have no friends and literally no one else to talk to. though I've been doing It less.
>>34921924a girl told me she had no one to talk to before she met me
>>34921924Better than reddit.
>>34921924She fuckin' him.
do you like the music of john mayer?
>>34921924I bet she called it "Chat" too, right
>>34921924Sounds like an autist
Women would you get the ick if he smoked swishers
>>34921924I use chatgtp and deepseek to debate. It's really funny how biased ai is
>>34921941Arguing with a bot is the dumbest shit ever ngl
>>34921935Yeah, I've only heard a couple of his songs tho
>>34921896it's surpsiding how many adults will blame their own blindness on things other than themselves. Fucking weasles
>>34921942I got into an argument with someone on a friend's small discord server and realized she was just copy pasting my messages into an AI chat window and sending back the AI's response.I've never actually gotten offended doing written argument, but I was offended that she wouldn't even mentally engage about our disagreement.
I wanna grab her and take her to bed. And then ravish her like a fucking animal
>>34921935Not particularly, but he’s undeniably talented. Neon for example is frustrating because it’s one of the best guitar riffs ever written but then the rest of the song is just not my vibe at all
>>34921811Seriously don't understand why exactly is so "beautiful" about her?Pure muttface
>>34921929>>34921928>>34921932>girl says she misses me and wants me to travel to see her>at the same time she only reads my messages once a week while telling me her chatgpt habitsActions sure speak a lot louder than words, huh.
>>34921950try to keep in mind that the average internet foid could easily be confused with an anglerfish
>>34921830I’m having a shitty day too and so is my friend, what is happening?
>>34921950She's prettier on the red carpet than in most movies she appears in. It's actually ridiculous.That said she plays the same character in every movie and it's getting tiresome.
>>34921833the guy in the picture looks bored not in pain
Can anal sex be balls deep without hurting or does it usually stop at a few inches?
Horrible day
>>34921964I've gone balls deep with her enjoying it, it's just harder initially but she can open up to it
>>34921647>SameAre you though... I thought you were just autistic lol
i got horny within 2 posts
>>34921964f.it really doesnt matter.Its more about the circumference of the penis, if it fits in there without causing too much pain or skin tearing.>butt stuff requires loads of foreplayLenght is not the issue in my experience.
>>34921657>Is it over if I'm 21No lmaoGet your GED though like other anon said >>34921628>Medicine is becoming a lot more female dominated, at least in the USAlso in the UKI was a medical receptionist, and at one surgery I worked, there were some days where I was the only male staff in the building>>34921741Real>>34921747Use your brain
STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX
>>34921964You're gonna get a prolapse
New: >>34921978>>34921978>>34921978>>34921978
>>349219778"x7"
>>34921924No, this would be a huge turnoff for me too.
>>34921832NAG but Zendaya mogs Sydney Sweeney, and I say this as a blonde girl lover>>34921924Sounds like the average zoomer ngl>>34921958I mean she's a model and dancer first and foremost. She's a mediocre actress
If she was here I'd be grabbing her hips to pull her butt into me with one hand and rubbing and groping her chest and belly with the other while kissing her neck. And she'd be grabbing my arms and hands and playing with my hair like she always does. God is cruel
>>34921945You can’t spell the word weasel correctly, so I don’t think I’m gonna take what you have to say very seriously.>>34921904Genuinely, how does that affect you personally? How does this amount to being replaced?>>34921923Don’t worry about it.
>>34921942Very few places for arguing about books and philosophy
>>34921905Unsure of if it was a valid crashout.
>>34921669The same thing you share with anyone. Talk about hobbies, media, relationships, whatever.This dumb bitch is incapable of connecting with another human unless they share their exact political views or some shit I guesslmao
>>34921996and she's doing that with another nga
Pee pee poo poo
