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>>34924090women, describe how your state mandated boyfriend looks?
>>34924092why is he a manlet? also he's too buff, gay men like buff dudes, not women.
Two of my girl friends are in a play. I want to get them flowers. I like one of them. What kind should I get
>>34924090>word words wordthe funny thing is that this comic supposes that lil'chud doesn't think the exact same things about her. This is a textbook example of a relationship that only exists because two people desperately don't want to be alone. Don't worry: They will dutifully marry because "its what you do" , have children to fix their relationship and then teach those children atht a relationship is two people barely tolerating each other due with a potential slice of eventual cucking. Just normalnigger stuff.
>>34924092>she has to be hot too
>>34924093because this was made by a gay man from /pol/
>>34924094white orchids
both. how do you get into a relaxed social mood when meeting up with a friend you don't see often and ngl don't have much in common with? i like her company and she's kind, but i always feel anxious bc i have a hard time coming up with things to say since we don't seem to really share interests. i don't have many friends. i also typically prefer hanging out with someone in a more no pressure situation. asking to hang the same or previous day, kinda going with the flow and not overthinking plans. but she has a busy life and needed to schedule hanging out 2 weeks ahead. i'm not saying this is a bad thing, but my issue is this sort of strict scheduling makes me feel not exactly social/chill but anxious when it's time to hang out lol. and then i feel like i'm simply bad company bc i can't chill.
>>34924090Do most women carry a condom in their purse?If so, how do they decide on the size?
>>34924099>and then i feel like i'm simply bad company bc i can't chill.Sounds to be the case.Why does she bother with you?
>>34924098Thanks
>>34924092How is the state going to breed enough buff little mini Chads for all the femanons?>>34924096She represents (you).
>>34924100no lol why would I carry a condom?
>>34924104Why would a woman represent me?
>>34924100my ex bought a bunch of regular size condoms the first time she came overwe didnt use them thoughbeit
>>34924105so you can lend it to a man you end up fucking in a bar bathroom
>>34924108because raw is better?
>>34924112yeahi promised not to cum inside her and she was ok with it
Femanons, what do you think about a man owning a full body sex doll?
>>34924100I only carry the ones my bf bought, and only when we're planning on having sex somewhere. I don't bring them everywhere.
>>34924114That's fine, as long as he keeps it clean and would rather fuck me than the plastic.
>>34924117>somewheresuch as
>>34924090OP image is worth exploring, I think. Do you think this is a common experience? What can be done to save the relationship? Or is it doomed?
>>34924119Lots of places. Like anywhere we're staying overnight that isn't at home. Or the times we went on nature walks.
>>34924121It's been explored to bloody death but the end conclusion any sensible and experienced person has is "yeah it's unfortunately common to get into a relationship where you feel more lonely than when you were alone, and the only solution is to break up and do your best to identify why you ended up in such an incompatible relationship to begin with". Very common for people getting into their first real relationship, alongside so many other pitfalls.
>>34924122like public sex?
>>34924129I guess technically. It was for in the car near the trails, no strangers around.
>>34924121Chuddie did nothing wrong
>>34924124Or don't just get inot a "relationship" with the next best random who will have you. Problem solved. You need a few months of hanging out at the very most , if not weeks to find out if you get alogn or not, and a year+ to see if its really something for long term. Not two beers and a fuck or whatever people do.
>>34924121She thinks a relationship is about getting paid and taken care of. She's in a relationship with someone she doesn't like, because he pays her. She's a gold digging whore, and she doesn't even see it herself. No wonder she's unhappy.
>>34924090>saw on his phone>stuff about his family or friendsFemale projection. >ask questions about meHe's tired of your rambling and trauma dumping>he's never ever mean to meAbusechads stay winning>Aren't I a bad personYesEverything else boils down to skill issue, got bored of reading it halfway through.
>>34924137Nta but I think thats the case. Note that she mentions not even being able to have friends, she must possess the kind of off putting personality that only a desperate beta is willing to tolerate. Not getting sex or a relationship is one thing, but not having friends? The reddest of flags in both genders.
>>349241441/4 of Gen Z men have literally zero friends
>>34924135>You need a few months of hanging out at the very most , if not weeks to find out if you get alogn or not, and a year+ to see if its really something for long term. Not two beers and a fuck or whatever people do.Women get bored by then and will only see you as a friend after a month of not making a move on them.If you do ask them out after knowing them for over 2 months they will call you manipulative
>>34924144I disagree with everything you said about friends.
I got a date tomorrow (if she doesnt cancel last second)how do I ask her to go to a hotel with me afterwards? I live too far away and there's a bunch of love hotels near where were goingshould I just be like "ayo bitch you want some sex?" or is a more tactful approach suitable?
>>34924150>Women get bored by then and will only see you as a friend after a month of not making a move on them.Just to clarify, said hanging out of course also involves having sex. Which means taht women who blab about wanting a "relationship" before sex are likely to just want a boyfriend at every price and not interested in actually getting to know someone.
Do women like being called bitches?
>>34924154only if youre black can you pull this one off
>>34924090The simple guy unintentionally wins again
What do you think is a better substitute for genuine human connection and a solution to loneliness for a young man, a well-trained friendly dog or a modern sex doll with AI text to speech + memory retention? The former is obviously sentient, but the latter feels way more human (also you obviously can't have sex with your dog). State gender.
>>34924158His girlfriend is secretly unhappy and hates him. How is that winning?
>>34924159>also you obviously can't have sex with your dogwhite women everywhere disagree with that.
>>34924160He won OUR hearts
>>34924160>His girlfriend is secretly unhappy and hates him. How is that winning?He still taps that ass.She still gargles his ballsWho cares what she thinks.
>>34924163Cringe post.
>>34924163>He still taps that ass.>She still gargles his balls
Women, opinions on Sydney Sweeney?
>>34924168demonic face in that picture
>>34924168My girlfriend is hotter.
>>34924168>>34924169also her chin is slightly too prominent
>>34924168overrated, but since having girls cater to the male gaze is rare these days, she's very popular. i like the sentiment, i'm just not obsessed with her.
I missed out on dating a couple of 5'10 volleyball girls in high school. I'm so stupid :(
>>34924170What about your bf?
>>34924168Italian mogs
>>34924172>having girls cater to the male gaze is rare these daysFun fact: Seeing hot chicks flaunt their stuff has been proven to release endorphines in both genders. In my experience the only women who dislike seeing hot women are witchy hags and fatties.
>>34924178>In my experience the only women who dislike seeing hot women are witchy hags and fatties.That's the average american woman
>>34924176>the Chad Cheese wheel vs the virgin bf (not pictured)
>>34924175He definitely has less of an hourglass figure.
state gender and honestly rate ur looks 1-10
>>34924176I like cheese.
>>34924187M7, would probably be an 8 if I bothered getting fit. But I feel this applies less much to men, to women who dislike chest hair or are into twinks I'm probably a solid 1.
>>34924182>Honey why is there grana padano in the sheets??? Have you been seeing the cheese again?
>>34924187M4/10
will i ever find love and happiness?
>>34924181>My_ancestor.jpg
>>34924172She should be like Sabrina Carpenter and appeal to the female gaze only
>>34924187M5which is also what /soc/ rated me years agobut Ive had some hot gfs and ONS that were hot so maybe im higher on a good day
Women, can I fascinate you by giving you a piece of cheese?
>>34924193pick one
>>34924187Mmy face is like 7,8/10 depends on the day
>>34924195Sabrina Carpenter is the middest of mids and it doesn't get better by tryharding sluttiness. A real slut is effortles and soulful, being a true slut comes from the heart.
Question for women:Pretend that you're my coworker and there's a rumour that a married woman in the office is having an affair with me, random single male in the office, would you look down on me for that?
I asked my gf what the sluttiest thing she ever did was and she got spitroasted in her late teensnow I cant look at her the same anymorenever shouldve askedhonestly thinking of dipping
>>34924187F. 9/10 in clothes, 6/10 naked.
>>34924204>in her late teensAnd you believed that it was the last time it happened.
>>34924205a lot of women are hotter in their clothes because it accentuates their figure
Men who do you think is the strongest swordman of the bunchleft, middle or right.
>>34924205You look better nakedTrust me
>>34924204>honestly thinking of dippingIn which end?
They did a male urine panel for me, but I’m female…
boxing has literally saved my sanity for all of my anger of being an incel and probably prevented me for doing a mass shooting
>>34924210Left, he seems calm and dangerousMiddle looks like he'd get rage baited Right looks pretty good but not as good
>>34924187M6-7Hehe
>>34924205a 9 is something like this. there is no way you're this attractive,
>>34924092Hot>>34924114Kinda weird but whatever I guess>>34924168Her face is kinda cartoonish but pretty hot body
>>34924210left is the experienced swordsman, center is the hot headed friend that doesn't think before he acts, left is the guy that dies first.
>>34924224>HotThat's not much of a description
>>34924090Women, do you think wearing makeup everyday has made it so men have no idea what a woman's face actually looks like, so their view on "average" looks is completely messed up?
>>34924090Femanons, is this how you think 4chan boys look like?
>>34924210>>34924218Left has a week grip.>Middle looks like he'd get rage baited That's just his resting bitch face. And he has good form.Right has no respect for the art and his weapon. He's the villain. He'll clobber the hero in the first arc, but of course custom dictates that he'll be beaten in the final boss fight.
>>34924209Yep. Form fitting clothes and a sense of style really accentuate a look.>>34924212Maybe if you're horny when you're doing the judging.>>34924220In makeup like that? I'd say I am.
hello women >gives you flowers
>>34924233>In makeup like that? I'd say I am.What's life like as a giga stacy?
Should legal sex work, even if it's just online, come with a mandatory IQ test and minimum e.g. 90?
>>34924187M, 7-8, I'm 6', got a decent beard and a decent face, in ok shape, been told I have nice hands and nice skin. I've had women flirt with/express interest in me a several times over the years. I could be more fit and I do want to start going to the gym soon
>>34924233Why such a big drop from a 9 clothed to a 6 naked though?
>>34924233>In makeup like that? I'd say I am.? we have a stacy in atoga? gg dude
>>34924205JH moment
>>34924202Maybe I should clarify that I'm asking of women are turned off or on by a guy that gets with married women
I got cheetos, life is good.
>>34924246Don't think she is delusional rating herself that high.
Women wearing makeup every day has made it so that misandr- feminists get to claim that men are all ugly beasts and women are all beautiful.
>>34924135What the fuck do you mean "or"? Did you read my post? Imbecile.
Are girls actually good at reading you or is that a meme
To allWhat do you want to see in a partner? Do you consider yourself to have low standards? What do you feel you need from a relationship?
>>34924236I feel like I've been very fortunate in some ways and unfortunate in others. There are lots of things in life that can't be helped by looking good, though.>>34924242In my opinion, I have ugly and misshapen tits, nips, and pussy. Some cellulite and stretch marks under my butt and on my thighs. Tummy pouch when I'm not wearing something form-fitting. And I have a tattoo that's hidden by clothes, if that's a number reduction to some people.
>>34924250You can always start wearing makeup too. You'll have a head start over the other moids.
exploited babysitters alexis love
>>34924256MCommunication, interest and don't be avoidant.
>>34924256I have the highest standards possible: if a woman follows her natural modern progression throgh the modern woman lifestyle, I don't want her.
>>34924256Myesterday i was considering dating and having sex with guys because of the lack of girls that are interested in me
>>34924187M3-5
>>34924256I want to look at her and be this >>34924133 li'l dude.
>>34924256As a guy just getting in the dating market at 29, I just want a girl that has nerdy interests and a good libido.Doesn't need to be hot just not fat.
>>34924187Mprobably 5 or 6. I think I could be a 7 if I lose more weight (at 250, was nearly 300 in January)
>>34924258>You'll have a head start over the other moids.Not likely, unless I somehow manage to apply a fuckton of foundation without it being obvious.
>>34924257how old are you? bodycount?
>>34924217based
>>34924266how wholesome of you anon
>>34924187My mom says I'm the most handsome guy in class!
>>34924187M6-7I think I could be higher if I got in shape and learnt how to dress better
>>3492427135, 9.
>>34924219>>34924276SIXSEVEN
GenderWhat kind of small gift would you like to get right before getting on a long haul flight?
>>34924281Ma bomb
>>34924249>Don't think she is delusional rating herself that high.>>34924257>>34924279Bro, I think that's her and she is indeed delusional enough
every atoga thread ya all are bitching about being ugly and shit and how life is unfair and now everyone here is suddenly attractive???????
>>34924281MWhat?
>>34924286I'm fat and balding and I didn't bother replying to that question. :^)
>>34924256kinda cute. optimistic and confident. not fake confidence or the boss bitch mentality. a girl who is a little insecure is fine, but i can't stand girls who are always crying or need reassurance constantly. so a little cute and not extremely insecure or negative.
>>34924281a bag of illegal substances hidden in my luggage as a surprise
imagine coming home after a long day, and your beautiful girlfriend is waiting for you in bed and you look into her eyes with tenderness, kiss her and the you snuggle up with her to have a peaceful sleep
>>34924249>>34924285I don't think I'm delusional. I get plenty of compliments and I'm happy with how I look in most of the things I wear. If I'm not your type, that's fine.
>>34924286I'm not unattractive, I just cannot talk to women as anything other than a friend.
Does anyone else like when a girl (or guy) is around eye level with them. I like girls who are about my height or slightly taller.
>>34924295>have a peaceful sleepThis alone sounds like heaven.
>>34924295And as soon as you fall asleep she laughs at you for being such a lazy fag who can't work 24/7, and leaves.
>>34924301That pretty much does not happen for me. If one is just 10cm smaller than me, even that is rare.
>>34924257>Tummy pouchYou mean the womb? That's hot>And I have a tattoo that's hidden by clothesIs it a womb tattoo?
>>34924296Well, I don't feel bad for all the shit you get here for being so far up your own ass. Except for the uncle jokes, those are a bit much.
>>34924295>working late and not even have time or energy left to eat dinnerI hate this job.
>>34924303Just for one day, please, just one day keep your cuck fantasies to yourself.Just once, please.
>>34924296>If I'm not your type, that's fine.Since when did JH start to act rationally?
>>34924310Nah, if she's in any way beautiful then she hates men and thinks of her exes all the time.
>>34924305Lower stomach. And no. Weird fetish.>>34924306What number did you want me to pick? I feel confident in my fitness and my ability to dress and present myself in the best light possible. I don't get called ugly but regularly get complimented by friends and strangers for my looks and outfits.
what's your overall opinion on socialism?
>>34924314Fuck you, I'm usually rational when it comes to discussions of opinions.
>>34924315See >>34924310
>>34924318It's good, yeah, good for the soulfellow humans need helpincompatible with western values since they worship demons.
>>34924304Damn that sucks. Are you tall or short. I'm a manlet so a lot of women are shorter, my height, and taller. A kino combo is same height/slightly taller, but younger.
>>349243176-7, judging by that one toonme and your own descriptions
>>34924281Mher hoodie (so I can smell it)
>>34924319Nta but that genuinely made me laugh.>>34924322>Damn that sucksNo, I like it. I am 190cm.
>>34924320See >>34924090
>>34924329Ok, incel.
>>34924318If national, yes.If not, no.
>>34924332I see now. Take your (You) farm and shove it.
>>34924332>incelDon't exist
>>34924325Are you really using one toonme out of half a dozen to try and say your opinion of me should be more valid than my own evaluation? That seems stupid.>>34924328I always let people have their own tastes. And now I barely even push back when some of you guys say you'd like the things I'm insecure about. Opinions are opinions.
>>34924256I grew up in a house full of anxiety and yelling, I need some calm and peace finally
i'm so lonely and isolated that it literally makes me so happy and makes My day when i have a 5 second conversation with literally anyone
This is posted by a hateful troon FYI:>>34924295
>>34924338You do seem to be a bit delusional and untrustworthy
>>34924328>I am 190cmoh lmao then yeah who cares
Two women meet. One cries, "What have you done with your hair? It looks like a wig!""It is a wig.""Well, you'd never know it."
>>34924332>incel Like the one that bit a baby in femanon?
>>34924345Okay, you can have that opinion. I get called overly truthful ITT just as much as I get called untrustworthy, so I don't really have any recourse.
>>34924341Fine I’ll bite, hello. What’s up.
>>34924286I'm attractive and charismatic, I come here to offer advice and kill time
>>34924352>I come here to offer advicehow to get bitches
>>34924351I don't know what I ate lately, but my wipes have been feeling oily.I think I need to up my fiber intake.You ever get those oily feeling wipes after shits?
Why do 'cels always go far right wing? You would think at least one would unironically be pushing for state sponsored mandatory gf programmes
>>34924349Didn't you try to gaslight people with your own definition of sluts a day ago, and said that horny but loyal wives are no better than them?
>>34924354Yes, very often but I was kind of hoping not to talk about it today. >>34924355Is this a serious question? There is an answer
why are fifa soundtracks so kinohttps://youtu.be/zANM22yV3M0?si=IGx1B3DIbN0dHafY
>>34924361gross
>>34924355>unironically be pushing for state sponsored mandatory gf programmesNobody is that dumb. Everyone knows that's just a meme joke.
is a $30 ballpen that's not a fountain pen a good casual gift?
>>34924364Yeah sure if you’re dealing with someone who you frankly think will use a nice pen.
>>34924364A waste for 95% of people.
>>34924363>Nobody is that dumb. >Everyone knows that's just a meme joke.Anon, I...
>>34924364$30 is not a casual gift
Anons, I'm ordering from Slutty BunsYou guys want anything?
>>34924369hmm?am I spoiled?
>>34924370top right burger looks like its ready to settle down now
>>34924370what's with burgers and sluts themesit's all the same everywhere
>>34924370I’ve got to be honest those don’t even look good in the picture. Bacon and cheese I guess, even the crappiest bacon and cheese is ok
>>34924357I shared what I've always thought being slutty means. And that's how the people around me also use it. I didn't lie or gaslight anybody.I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that you're more interested in just arguing with me over anything you can drum up than actually discussing how individuals rate their own attractiveness.
Multi-factor authentication is such an annoyance and a hassle. I hate this stupid cyberpunk future.Cyberpunk was cool when I didn't have to live in it.
>>34924370>slutty buns>not a bao or siopao in sightsigh
>>34924379It's necessary since so many old people apparently can't help but fall for malicious links and share their credentials with others. It's annoying, but it helps.
>>34924380That would be racistUnlike Lil' Shawty
>>34924363There are terminally online creeps who think every joke or meme is a real declaration of support for stupid shit. You can't assume everyone is as smart as you.
I’m going back to university next year, I’m trying to get into the honours program. But all I can think about is how it’s probably my last chance to get a girl and if I fail I’ll probably die alone, it’s a larger source of pressure than the academics, which I’m absolutely confident I can and will ace. What do you think the foid of 2027 will like and be into? Has anyone here met someone at uni within the last 3 years? If so how
>>34924385>You can't assume everyone is as smart as you.That anon does not seem very smart desu.
>>34924379>Cyberpunk was cool when I didn't have to live in it.If this is Cyberpunk, why can I only pick corpo wagie as a class with no chance to rise up through schemung and violence, and where the fuck are my cool and stylish implants?
>>34924383>so many old peopleYou are delulu if you think it's only them.
>>34924388Maybe. But there are definitely people that are dumber, that's the point.
>>34924090Femanons, what would you do if you found out your lover deliberately made a hole in his condom?
>>34924391True. I feel like internet literacy must've peaked and dipped.
>>34924256Loyal, communicative, affectionate, nonviolent, not a lot older than me, at least 1 orgasm for me per 10 of his>Do you consider yourself to have low standards?Unrealistically high
>>34924389>why can I only pick corpo wagie as a classthat's you-problemas for the rest, we got troons, drones, and 3d printers instead
>>34924383That doesn't make me any happier about it.>>34924389Because you're an NPC.
>>34924393I'd call him stupid since we're trying for a kid already. If this was a scenario where I had a bf and we were supposed to be practicing safe sex, I'd leave him and go to the police.
>>34924394>internet literacy must've peaked and dippedYes, because initially it was less widely spread, but also not as integrated into daily life, thus not as easy of an attack vector.
>>34924371NTA it depends on where you live. 30 bucks to me is basically a lunch out so doesn't seem like to much money in my eyes
>>34924318What even is socialism really? I'm in favor of nationalized healthcare and widespread private sector union membership. I'm opposed to increased immigration for now but I'm also in favor of legalizing those who are already here. I am generally opposed to public sector unions like cops who fleece the city and don't do their jobs. I am in favor of institutionalizing the mentally ill and drug addicted people on the streets who can't make decisions for themselves. I'm in favor of loosening restrictions on housing construction and building way more public transit. Am I a socialist? Been considering going to a local socialist meetup go see what they're about
>>34924395Can you compromise on the loyatly? Men like you describe generally have options because so many dudes completely shit the bed when it comes to women, and it gets really tiresome to ignore women just to maintain your own inetgrity.
>>34924404>What even is socialism really?Not whatever the fuck americans mean by that word, thats for sure.
>>34924187M4 on a good day
>>34924378>I shared what I've always thought being slutty means. And that's how the people around me also use it. I didn't lie or gaslight anybody.You claim you simply acted like an arrogant fool and spread misinformation by mistake? Could be, but even such disingenuous word usage doesn't really justify equating the healthy sex lives of married couples with promiscuous, casual encounters.>I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that you're more interested in just arguing with me over anything you can drum up than actually discussing how individuals rate their own attractiveness.Fair, I don't really care for your less ugly body, only for your more ugly character.
My ex has a breakdown every week and calls me crying. We're coming upon 1 week.Digits decide what I say.
>>34924409Are you the same obsessed creep who was spamming about Korraposter this morning in the last thread, or does every namefag here get one omegasimp like you?
>>34924399>I'd call him stupid since we're trying for a kid already.how hard can that be? women can only get pregnant 3-5 days per cycle, during which each time chance is 33%so if you have been on it for more than a month, it is a skill issue
>>34924412Spread legs.
>>34924414That's plain wrong.
Women are saying it's an ick if an adult man splits rent with roommates
>>34924417Enlighten me?
can someone explain how this girl who is like 5'9 or 5'10 has absolutely no tits but has like perfect waist to hip ratio and an amazing round ass??? how come she has no tits??
>>34924418Always live an ickful life.It's the best way to filter out the undesirables.
>>34924421Not my job. Go to school or look it up.
>>34924413I came there later, depending on your timezone. Were you there too JH, spamming about the uncle joke spammer who weren't even in that thread?
>>34924370Just two gals with a crazy idea!
>>34924427Brings a new meaning to stomp clap hey ho.
>>34924418>Women are saying it's an ick if an adult man splits rent with roommatesI'm becoming convinced that half the stupid shit women say is so they'll get fucked harder.
>>34924422She was a bad girl when she was little, so the Titty Fairy cursed her and took away her tits
>>34924418Opinionated women are a big yuck honestly.
>>34924410Seems dangerously based. But didn't that Paula Deen looking broad say the juror looked 30 something? My sniffer says we're being played.
>>34924413>>34924426Don't drag me into your shitposting. Gossip about me as much as you want, but I'm not engaging once I know it's you guys just looking for attention.
I bet sarge is the spammer
>>34924436Could be, that guy hated archivefags for quite some time
>>34924090Chud's deviantart gf hates him :'(
>>34924205JH, if you had a 9/10 face you'd be on a modeling contract.
>>34924214So did you pass?
Either gender, could you marry a person you aren't related to but you were practically raised together
>>34924214Birdanon...
>>34924443>Shorter than her>Hated by herChudbros... Blackpill reigns supreme.
>>34924446Theoretically, but that could be an issuehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
>>34924446Probably not due to the Westermarck effect
>>34924399>trying for a kidhow's that going?
>>34924230Tfw no purplehaired femanon gf
>Trying for a kidWtf does this even mean? Just fuck daily for a month and boom.Is every moid infertile?
>>34924214A what now?
>>34924455I wish I was infertile, woule make sex so much easier.
>>34924449>>34924450Lmao thanks, gonna bring this up next time someone suggests I date my non-sibling
>>34924187>state gender and honestly rate ur looks 1-10MProbably 7/10 face, 2/10 body.
Both gendersWhat should my Mega Millions numbers be?I need five numbers between 1-70 and one number between 1-24
>>34924187Male 6/10, I could reach a 7.8 if I softmaxxed
>>34924446No, I don't see any relatives sexual in any way, even if the are objectively pretty. And I imagine it'd be the same for what you suggested
How do I not adopt a "everyone is stupid except for me" mentality when I use 4chan every day? Five fucking seconds of looking as /his/ and I'm convinced humanity is doomed.
>>349244661 2 3 4 5 6
>>34924469Do an online IQ test the result, if nobody posts a higher number, pretend you're smart.
>>3492446655 11 61 23 59 19
>>34924469People post stupid shit for (You)s, and some of them aren't even people.
>>34924462It's just a minor natural contingency, like an attraction to more busty/mature looking women, designed to keep you from choosing unsuitable partners. Mind you, it doesn't always work.
>>34924470Nta you are so boring.
>>34924469I would HIGHLY recommend reading "amusing ourselves to death".To oversimplify the message of the book, the medium a piece of content is communicated through, inherently changes the content. The way the internet, and most websites (including 4chan) are structured goes against slow and rational thought, and instead prioritizes emotional knee-jerk reactions. Really the best bet is to get off 4chan and the internet in general
>>34924469>Look at me I'm so smart I use 4chan every day
>>34924473116, I mean that's a standard deviation above average but it's not all that high.
>>34924469It's fun to bait uptight assholes like you
>>34924479Imagine if you won tho
>>34924482I'm afraid online test results are inflated by 15 points, so like 116 is like 101, which is uh... average, which isn't a good thing
>>34924474
>>34924486NTA anon but I got a slightly higher score on my IRL score than my online score >online 101>IRL 107
>>34924486No, that was from an official test.
>>34924486NTAI did better on a professionally administered WAIS-IV test than I typically do on online tests.
>>34924486>I'm afraid online test results are inflated by 15 pointsIf that were true my real IQ would be 79, would I even be able to type at that point?
>>34924491well then congrats, you are average, so really you can't pretend everyone but you is an idiot.
>>34924455Men have had an abysmal baseline sperm quality for decades and on top of that it takes weeks to months for sperm to clear out if the guy does something retarded like smoke or have junk food.
>>34924483>It's fun to bait uptight assholes like youtru>>34924469become a namefag, make it easier for us to target you and analyze your every mistake, lie and hypocrisy
>>34924444If you say so.>>34924453We've been trying for a little while now. Fingers crossed that it'll take with how much we've been trying this cycle. The process is fun, at least.
>>34924497>sperm to clear outWhat's that supposed to be?
>>34924487Does that mean it cost you $5 or did you win $5?
>>34924502It costs 5 dollars these days, it used to be 2.
>>34924500>If you say so.I have family in the industry, so I definitely do say so.
>>34924503Well, good luck I guess. I'm assuming the draw isn't until later.
are real IQ tests fun?
>>34924496100 is average, 116 is like top 20%.>>34924499>become a namefagTried that once, no one gave a fuck.
>>34924506It wasn't boring, but I wasn't exactly on the edge of my seat either
>>34924506It feels insultingly easy until you suddenly hit a wall and it becomes frustratingly hard.
Femanons ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>34924508>>34924513is it basically MENSA or did you guys take the hospital ones where they actually test if you're retarded
>>34924513It's hilarious how much easier IQ tests are if you know how they work and what to look out for. It really undermines the idea that IQ tests objectively measure anything -- which is ofc completely accepted by the scientific fields which use them, but which remains a popular myth among the general public.
overheard some of my collegues discussing that if a man on a 20 year old marriage cheats it’s soemthing that can be reasoned with and forgiven.That’s fucking inhuman man. At least of the chicks were absolutely disgusted too.
>>34924515Anon, they took the fake one
>>34924446M, probs not if we're like family>>34924361Sports games be having unnecessarily good OSTs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8eD-PO5UhU>>34924281An R34 clone>>34924210Licking bro is getting freaky w it>>34924099>i always feel anxious bc i have a hard time coming up with things to sayWorrying about this will get in your wayJust try your best to relax and talk about anything that comes to mind
I like how everyone reports that they have a 140+ IQ score from these free tests so I can easily discard their opinionsIf you actually spend time in a physics or engineering department at uni you'll realize that the only people posting their IQs on their instagram/twitter profiles are midwits
>>34924521if you talk with people in engineering you'll know that academic achievement isn't equal to IQ.
>>34924187Idk you tell me Just got in from work, unc who let himself go ahh https://ibb dot co/qFWJM0pr
Thoughts on Pewdiepie buying a dress for his son?
>>34924517Ok, but how shit of a woman do you have to be for a man to cheat on you? >wife gets fat>refuses to have sex with you and gives a different excuse every time>doesn't cook anymore unless it's to 50/50 you on everythingThat's why men cheat. Women cheat because they're bored and don't respect you for whatever inane reason.
>>34924517>it’s soemthing that can be reasoned with and forgiven.That's bullshit lol, cheating is never okay>>34924514Shitpost w these nerds and get some trips
>>34924521Agreed with your general point but I dunno why you're singling out engineering and physics. The smartest person I met was in economics. And for context I've met a shitload of physicists (my flatmate is doing a PhD in physics).Talking about your IQ score is a result of insecurity, not intelligence (neither high nor low intelligence).
>>34924521IQ is overrated.EQ is the real deal.
>>34924521I love these posts, it's such a telling angle.The need to express something, without posting IQ, like he wants to brag, but he doesn't want to be like the ones he laughs at, so like, he redefines what's smart by talking about what he thinks is smart, and aligns himself with it instead
Why are men so obsessed with gfs and sex? I keep seeing men claiming that their lives have no point and they want to die just because they aren't dating. Which is essentially just going to restaurants and watching TV. What's the appeal?
>>34924531I think a lot of them just want a family.
The truth isPeople with high IQ will score highly on online IQ test AND real world applications, people with low IQ, well....So like, it's not that scoring high on an online test isn't an achievement, it's more like, if you couldn't even do well on an online IQ test...
Gonna do some gay exercise, how many laps should I run around the house>>34924525Based, everyone should be allowed to wear a dress
>>34924531I think a lot of them just want a warm wet hole
>>34924531Sex. Sex is the appeal. The gf is there to provide free and easy access to sex.
>>34924495>If that were true my real IQ would be 79, would I even be able to type at that point?How high would you need to be to not comma splice?
>>34924531A few factors. Firstly, we just have a huge biological need to Have GF and also semi-separately to Have Sex. Secondly, there's a truly vast amount of pressure from our culture to prove that you're a worthwhile man by bagging a gf or just bagging lots of sex.
>>34924522bingo>>34924528personal anecdotes, I could've been more broad and said anything non-liberal arts.>>34924529While EQ is a meme and a cope there is an importance to social awareness>>34924530People who use IQ as a status symbol use it because they have no other accolades to prove their intelligence.
>>349245356 or 7
>>34924531Probably confirmation bias from men who whine. Personally I don't want a girlfriend. It's too much effort, too much responsibility, too much headache, for little reward.
>>34924531>Why are men so obsessed with gfs and sexUnironically I think a lot has to do with the media and societal expectations. A lot of men feel like they should be getting puss or maxxing for a family or whatever and that they're failures if they don't. Rather than doing some soul searching and questioning what they're really passionate about in life. The same goes for some women who hop from guy to guy and never really learn how to be comfortable with themselves
>>34924534Anon started that conversation because he scored low on an online IQ test and his ego couldn't take it.
>>34924542>I could've been more broad and said anything non-liberal arts.And that would also have been wrong. I've met a bunch of incredibly smart people who got humanities degrees, especially at my former grad scheme.
>>34924541>we just have a huge biological need to Have GFterminal no life betas maybe. The biological need is female affection, companionship and sex. None of that requires monogamy or a "committed" relationship. Thats just personal taste.
>>34924547Nothing wrong with people bragging with online IQ tests, in my opinion, the seethe towards it seems rather misguided, like projection.
>>34924544>6 or 7Gang shit>>34924542IQ alone is a useless metric desu. A lot of homeless crackheads are high IQ. Without the right scaffolding and resilience it doesn't get you very far in life
>>34924531it's in our biology (every normal functioning human wants to have sex with the opposite sex and reproduce)it's in our culture (the most popular genre in all of fiction is romance and basically every piece of media has romance either as the main plot or a major subplot)it's in our religion (The Bible literally says "It is not good that man should be alone")There is no place where sex and relationships aren't permeating our lives
>>34924549Feels like hair splitting but sure I agree. It's our society which makes people process those biological needs as "I need a gf" when if they were, I dunno, ancient Macedonian aristocrats they would have processed it as "I need slaves" or something.
>>34924531Basically media brainwashing. I'm a Wizard working on his Archmagister thesis at 35, and while it isn't ideal I care surprsingly littel if things don't work out now that I finally got around to start dating. Truly, it is better to be on your own than with a bitch.
>>34924548Yeah, I concede.
I’m sexually attracted to socks. Like the Nike ones and the shit girls wear to yoga and Pilates. I like when they were them over leggings.I love going to the gym and smiling at all the fit baddies. It’s really really hot. Someday I’d like to have a gf who I really love and care about, and I’d like to ask her to wear some shit like that in the bedroom. But I’m also incredibly embarrassed about it.
>won't call your situationship your bf/gf>will call your former situationship your exGenderis it valid when people do this?
>>34924544Also this was yesterday's fit #purplegang https://ibb dot co/mrDP0qm0
Should I get Little Cesar's, pizza from a nicer place, or something else? I'm hungry and lazy and I want to eat out.
women, are you lurking /jav/ on /jp/ for the excitement of a true crime drama?
>>34924552>every normal functioning human wants to have sex with the opposite sex and reproducethen why do women reject men
>>34924559FUCKwhy would you post your assholeI did not want to see that
>>34924531Intimacy. A girl that's only yours and wants you for herself because of who you are. It's a dream and only a gf can give you that. Also you can hold her, smooch her and fuck her and she actually wants you to.
>>34924559What a cutie. They should call you qt or something!
>>34924563What the fuck is a "host"?
Im 34I want an online friendship with a younger girl, 18-25 who sends me an absurd amount of nudes on the daily and who calls me daddyHow do I achieve this
>>34924563>sighing in regret and shaking their heads in sorrowIs that a japanese thing?
>>34924568Like a hostess at a club, but male.Basically, femcel tried to buy intimacy, or woman tastes findom.
>>34924568twink prostitutes exclusively for wealthy japanese women
>>34924566>only yours>wants you for herself because of who you areGod I wish men were like this
>>34924562If you're currently bitchless you know what to choose.
>>34924573All men are born like that, they also systemically abused and manipulated by woman at a very young age.
>>34924563>her host boyfriend, ShotaDo nips really
Imagine a tug from one of these, men you jelly?
>>34924575What for? And why does abuse and manipulation make men loose and sex obsessed
>>34924579Men come into this world believing romance, women teach them a swift lesson and force them to realize that all love is merely transactional.
>>34924574It is the easier choice, you can't beat that hot and ready.
Spinach pizzaGotta say, one of the best, I'd almost say it's even better than pepperoni.
>>34924573That's all I want in a relationship. But of course the hard part is finding that someone who you can truly love. The sheer extinction of places where people meet alone, replaced by soulless apps, is fucking up the chance most people have to meet people they're interested in.
>>34924581No, retards believe that Disney movies are real and chimp out once they find out that women are just regular humans with smelly breath and weird habits like themselves and not some fairy tale mommy princess combo
>>34924521I'm a midwit with 105 IQ according to some random test, and a master's in physics.
>>34924586Men are genuinely too good for woman.
>>34924588I forgot to add: ...which says more about the state of modern education
>>34924573I was that to my first gf, she left me to pursue wealthier men.My next gf will not receive the same leniency, courtesy and trust I extended her.
Women love being romantic but their definition of romantic is receiving affection and gifts from their bf without giving anything in return
>>34924581It's the male approach to platonic, romantic and sexual relationships that's infamously transactional and it's always men who are mad that women are constantly failing to recognize and complete the transactions men are setting up. Like getting mad at dates for not realizing that a $30 meal was naturally meant to buy her pussy and she's now a scammer for not trading it in
>>34924544>>34924219>>34924280>>34924276>>34924325https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=njiWAPXnDio
>>34924593lolirony
"Charge by the hour to tell some fool he need to bring some flowers home. And charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. You know, keep a marriage strong like that."Proposition Joe.
>>34924589Actual Grimm's fairy tale heroes wade through guts, blood and shit , persevere through the most abject misery and get humbled down to the ground. The girl is always a byproduct of their heroes journey.Maybe learn from real fairy tales and not the Disneyfied fag version, eh?
Has this place ever spawned anything good or is this always just a cesspool for more gender wars?
>>34924599You see, even in your example men are too good for women, they can never measure up to the potential of men, in kindness or in love.
>>34924593Hilarious to see an example so close: >>34924592>here's a token of my affection, out of pure love, no strings attached>now, what do i get in return? a crumb of pussy?>no pussy...?>I'M BEING ROMANTIC, COMPLETE THE TRANSACTION, LET ME BUY THE PUSSY YOU TRANSACTIONAL WHORE
>>34924604Manipulation tactic.Weaponized incompetence.
>>34924600The latter, and that's how I like it.Proof that men and women cannot be friends unless the women receive harassment and vitriol or the men metaphysically castrate themselves.
>>34924604What exactly are the women giving back then?Women claim they want "equal" partnerships but then they do absolutely nothingSo transactional relationships are at least fairer than absolute simphood
Would you rather fuck a celebrity woman, but she has like the nastiest pussy you've ever seenor an average looking woman, but the perfect pussy
Women, do you give gifts to your bfs and how do you show affection to him?
>>34924609I wouldn't fuck a celebrity woman with the perfect pussy
>>34924609The latter.I could never actually watch Princess Leia's porn because her pussy and asshole were some of the nastiest I've ever seen.So give me the average one with a perfect pussy.
isn't it kind of like creepy how woman dismiss men's effort by saying things likeThat's what he SHOULD be doingbut then like they also dismiss their responsibilities in a relationship by saying things likeI don't owe anybody intimacy
>>34924610I give prospective mates shiny rocks.
Women, can we give each other flowers, cuddles, and orgasms?
>>34924615Im so glad I dont date straight men.
>>34924617Are you a crow
>>34924614Carrie Fisher did porn?
>>34924620Yes.
>>34924618I'll accept flowers from strangers, but not cuddles. And you probably can't give me orgasms either way.
>>34924619You shouldn't say things like that, it signals that you're only gay because you think about men.Which in turn, recontextualizes every intimate moment with your partner into a sort of impotent rebellion against a made up mythical straight men, usually your father.
>>34924615It's always "men should, women shouldn't", yet never a "women should, men shouldn't".So women: What should women not do?
>>34924607I give attention, affection, support and the occasional treat to my friends, even the ones who don't give anything in return. I hadn't even considered which ones are "giving things back" before looking at relationships from your male perspective where people and interactions are objects to trade and evaluateNaïve women accept things from men because they haven't yet understood that men are always trying to trade. Worse yet, many men preface their trade deals by falsely reassuring us that there's no strings attached because they know no woman wants the shallow transactional ties they're offering like business deals
>>34924626What should women do* I mean.
>>34924370something something allusion to germany just before a certain notable time blah b l a h
>>34924594REAL
>>34924627>I hadn't even considered which ones are "giving things back" before looking at relationships from your male perspective where people and interactions are objects to trade and evaluateNow this I know is a lie, women are constantly keeping track of which of their friends "never do xyz" back.
Women, I’m not as frightening and repulsive as you treat me. I hope you know that.
>>34924631Fucking Varrus throwing away the legions.
>>34924627Look I'm not saying transactional relationships are betterBut considering all of the expectations women place on men for what they consider to be an "equal" relationship, it's no better than a transactional one
Sometimes I catch my autistic brother doing things like complimenting a womans pants and I have to scold him. Do men realize how weird it is to compliment a woman?
>>34924633Why? Nearly all of my (obviously female) friends do the retarded brown nosing time wasting dance of "aaww, you shouldn't have, you know I can't do anything so nice back" so it's not like I'd have to keep track if I wanted to
>>34924640I can do it because I talk like a fag in real life.
>>34924640Since when did it become weird to compliment a woman?
>>34924643Ha! Faggot.
Weaponized ignorance.Never underestimate a women's capacity for evil.They ARE the more social gender, there is ZERO possibility for a woman to not realize the implication of accepting a man's not so subtle attempt of courtship. They are ALWAYS using you for a free meal when they claim they didn't realize. They did.
You know what, fuck it, I support pajeet men coming here en masse now purely because they make women uncomfortable. I don't care about anything else, I just want Western women to suffer.
>>34924093I have this theory that most men can only view men as attractive when they put themselves in a homosexual mindset and this is something they do unconsciously. No other male in my experience has been able to adequately understand the female gaze and instead can only understand the male gays.
>>34924627Here's come a woman with a martyrdom kinkI swear all you women have this
>>34924623Well, I wouldn't cuddle or have sex with a stranger either. I meant let's collectively do these things for each other, instead of having a byzantine system of "he should do this, she should do that."
>>34924648Well women can't seem to understand the male gaze either so does it really matter?Zendaya and Sabrina Carpenter aren't attractive
>>34924640MI have to remind myself not to do this.
>>34924646This issue would disappear if you were honest about your intentions:>i buy you a meal, you give me pussySomehow the men who set these prostitution deals up are pure of heart and the women who see it as disgusting and offensive are transactional
>>34924646This, the most eye opening epiphany I had was talking with me ex and then she revealing to me that she did understand what I was trying to communicate, she just didn't want to put in the effort to change. They can read social situations better than you, so whatever happens, it's the intended outcome.
>>34924646I still wish I didn’t pull out and that I got her pregnant though
>>34924648I think Ruby Rose is hot.
What SHOULD a woman do in a relationship?
>>34924655More manipulation, you know he's trying to trade pussy with food, but you accepted anyway.Always the manipulator, always the victim.
I could give you an orgasm
>>34924656Thats why you communicate openly like a amn is used to. Hopefully you learned your lesson. the counter to female games is simple its being a man.
>>34924661Plap plap plap plap plap GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT plap plap plap plap plap
>>34924650Sex should never be transactional or obligatory, I agree.>>34924664I doubt it. I can barely give myself one.
>>34924661Not dip every 2 months to fuck some random guy?
>>34924646A man just went to jail for sodomising a Koi fish. Men have always been the issue
Is it an ick if a guy blushes?
>>34924666So, offer up her pussy?Anything else?>>34924668Fidelity? That's the bare minimum.
>>34924662First of all, I don't accept anything from men and I believe in strict gender segregation.Secondly, if he's trying to trade pussy with food, why tell me 100x that it definitely isn't what he's doing and he'd never ever want me to feel like I owe him and only assholes do that?How can it be manipulation on my part to merely listen to a man and believe his words?
>>34924670No I like guys that blush
>>34924669I was going to mention it, but like, you knew, there's no way you wouldn't know what she did, so more manipulation.
SHE is here, I hope you have prepared. She’s back
>>34924661bring back my will to live
>>34924661Be cuddly
>>34924676Neuro? I kind of liked her despite her being a bitch.
>>34924673>How can it be manipulation on my part to merely listen to a man and believe his words?Weaponized ignorance.If a clerk hands you a hundred dollar bill by accident, you don't just accept it because he didn't notice, you noticed, therefore you committed theft.
Women are always trying to take advantage of the male desire to simpStay focused fellas
>>34924665What you’re forgetting is that women can still take advantage of you. I once told a foid that I wanted to dance with her but first to go get some drinks at the bar, she said yes, and then the moment she had the drink she wanted she literally vanished within seconds. Very embarrassing for me but at least I learned something.
>>34924684In a way, all men are socially kind of retarded. Women being the more social gender, if they take advantage of this fact, they're kind of like rapists who sexually assault handsome disabled kids because they don't know any better, or scammers who take money from old people.
>>34924675What a male fish did? No idea. Men will call women unfuckable but will fuck Babies Children Dead women Unwilling women Farm animals Fish Turkeys in factories Men fuck eachother in jail men fucked the world
>>34924694more manipulation
Little Caesar's has been acquired.
>>34924698based, there's more worth in that slice than all the women in this thread combined, enjoy
>>34924672>Fidelity? That's the bare minimum.No, it clearly isn't if every single woman has had over five relationships by the time she's 24. Never mind into her 30s which is when a normal guy maybe gets to be in her proximity and maybe gets to take her out on a normal date without a sports car and a fine dining reservation.
>>34924672>Anything else?Be nice to him. Note: Many women fail this task
>>34924697Men in the Jewish IDF army raped a doctor (male) to death. You as children aren’t safe from their bs your sons won’t be spared either
>>34924702even more manipulation, but the worse part is you know what you're doing
What exactly did that ad have to do with women's sports?
>>34924702Nobody GAF
>>34924702>Men>IDFWe're talking about humans, anon. Not some Neanderthal remnants who are on a crusade against Homo Sapiens.
>>34924669>>34924694The difference is when a man does something horrible, most men will want him locked up or dead.When a woman does something horrible, most women want her free.
>>34924701
>>34924710Where can I find a man like this?
>>34924713The gym.
>>34924706Women are just used to the fact that if they throw a big enough hissy fit at something they collectively don’t like, they’ll get there way. You don’t have to take their rationale seriously, it’s more fruitful to consider why they actually don’t like it on a deeper level. It’s like how foids on campus say that people who disagree with them make them feel “unsafe”. It’s just a rhetorical strategy to get your way, by branding something in such a way that refuting the claim makes you look bad.
>>34924701Bare minimum.And I note no women are chiming in on what women should do in relationships. Curious!
>>34924706They ared seething because most female basketballers are 5/10 lanklets who don't attract the male gaze no matter how they dress. If this was about Volleyball, they'd just have taken a random pro Volleyball player, most of whom mog Sweeney with their hands tied behind their back.Foid seething is always about getting mogged to the ground, and its always below average women because average women are still hot enough to not really give a shit. Being an ugly foid is an existence infinitely more cursed than even that of the furtive manlet.
>>34924718>there wayTheir way*
Is it an ick if a guy trips?
Do you have any evil EVIL fetishes, /atoga/?
I cold approached a girl who was walking her dog and the dog ended up being from a shelter and she wanted to give him away. We went for a walk with her and the dog a few days later. Obviously i liked her and we were walking for a few hours and the girl asked me if i wanna continue the talk at a coffee shop or something. I left the dog at her place and we went for a coffee and driving around the town. We had good chemistry and same music taste and vidya taste and overall it was 8/10 experience. Then i left her at her house and when i called her 2 days later she was with a friend and we talked for like a min, then we didn't talk for 2 days and she sent me a pic of the place i work and told me she was passing buy.Then we scheduled for seeing her today and she cancelled last min telling me to go for a coffee in a few days or so because she had her period and if we can talk over the phone today. And when I called her she was literally at the dog park with her dog.It's pretty much over, right? Also when i tried to hang up on the phone at 10 mins she said hold on and was asking me how my meetings/jobs went and also if i wanna go for bruch with her on Friday but as far as i know brunches are friendzone tier because it's in daytime. Any female that can help with this? Also she is 22 and im 33
>>34924709> The difference is when a man does something horrible, most men will want him locked up or deadEipstein files. Before that there was a island of little boys in NJ coast All the men benefited from it Jimmy saville The girl that defended her 5 year old sister from getting raped is doing 50 years in jail btw. She’s 15 saving a 5 yr
>>34924724Vore, but I want to get eaten so I'm not sure that's evil.
>>34924724A fetish for evil women, perhaps.
>>34924708What a disgusting Jewish neanderthal amirite
>>34924724I like when sadistic women hurt, abuse, and rape little shota boys, especially their own sons or younger brothers.
>>34924724I want to cuddle and watch a movie. Maybe even kiss under the same blanket.
>>34924724I want to fuck a priest. Got close to it decided against it
>>34924729>Eipstein files.You forgot Ghislaine?or the fact that, oh wait, no you didn't you're just manipulating again
>>34924725> also if i wanna go for bruch with her on Friday but as far as i know brunches are friendzone tier because it's in daytime. >it’s in the daytime You’re actually autistic
>>34924724Mdoes amputation count?
>>34924565You cannae unsee it>>34924567UwUI'm a twisted cyclepath tho mwahahHAHAHA>>34924569>How do I achieve thisWith a lot of money>>34924706I'm not a Sweeney fan but she just tryna get that bag, imagine seething this much about a commercial lmao
>>34924729Most of us don't support any of that. That's why it was kept secret.
>>34924732Yes. More questions?
>>34924736It’s YOU!
>>34924724Does oyakodon count?
>>34924732Women everywhere can be hot anon this guy would love to shit on your house
>>34924723Don't even trip dawg>>34924724Handholding >>34924725Never trust a dog ho>>34924732Who is this fine shyt >>34924740She's got a leg up on you
>>34924724Rape fetish
>>34924737> GhislaineShe procured women FOR HIM Skin trade seller to get her daddy’s money back
>>34924724F, yes. Fetishizing monsters hurting people is objectively evil of me. I'm just glad it can't be perpetuated in reality.
>>34924724I need to chokeslam a guy into the bed with a bruising kiss, grab his dick and make him say its mine.
>>34924751Hi JH
>>34924749Oh god you absolute SICK FUCKTHIS IS A BLUE BOARD WHY BRING THAT UP
>>34924755Who the fuck are you chokeslamming bitch I weigh 190lbs
>>34924092
>>34924759...You help me out... Like a trust fall. Its fun...
>>34924758>THIS IS A BLUE BOARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
I come from a well-off family that helps out a lot which leads to potential partners feeling useless or harboring resentment so idk how to navigate dating anymore. Lying feels wrong and being mysterious about my assets makes me look like a secret escort
>>34924756Fix your radar.
>>34924724MI had a dream that a woman knocked me out, and took advantage of me as I lay in a pothole full of mud. I woke up covered in cum.
>>34924760Bacterial vaginosis is IN THA HOUSEEEE
>>34924755Hot.
>>34924764Hey baby I heard you were in the market for a woman that wont judge you for being loaded. I can be very... empathetic.
>>34924765My radar never misses because here you are
>>34924764As a girl that dates rich guys just date within your pool.
>>34924764Just date other trust fund kids
>>34924646Clarity.
>>34924764Being a 22 year old male in this economy, I think I’d be willing to swallow my pride and accept help from your family if I really genuinely liked you. I want to get involved in things like academia and book writing, and through out history people who do this stuff have always had benefactors, so it would only be half shameless of me.
>>34924771Are you rich too? Or is it a sugar thing?
>>34924770But my answer was >>34924753.
>>34924771I can't find anyone in the pool that I can stomach marrying. They're either a normie or have a secret harem or have major substance abuse or gambling issues
>>34924777Whats so abnormie about you?
Gentle reminder that 99% percent of you girls are not skillful enough at makeup to do the winged eyeliner design without it being chunky and stupid looking
>>34924724M, I'm pretty turned on by the idea of cheating and having mistresses
>>34924781I never even bother trying the shape of my eyelids is wrong for it. I think 99% is a bit of an overestimation it seems like a lot of people with the right shaped eyes can do it pretty easily.
>>34924777> Normie Join niche groups only people that have your money can afford > substance abuse Yeah I don’t have a solution unless you go to Hillsong church and get a Christian rich girl >>34924775Raised poor became rich then lost family money, I went to school with rich people so I’m in some of the same pools as anon
>>34924781i only do a short, more or less straight line sometimes. but 99% of the time it's a very smudged "line" done with eyeshadow so not at all an actual winged eyeliner.
>>34924781Gentle reminder your wardrobe isn’t even the right season for your skin tone and makes you look like you have aids
>>34924781Why do you think that I don't know, or that I mind? I doubt guys think they look good with short hair or t-shirts, it's just what they personally like to do with their looks
>>34924790Don’t give him attention I bet he literally washes his face with hot tap water in the shower
>>34924734I can't believe someone could think of something so sick and evil
>>34924792i literally do that and have no acne anymore (nta). fuck skin products.
>>34924092Id be happy with a corn fed white guy who used to be Amish and unironically says Ma’am or a cowboy
I want men to know, yes, we can tell when youre trying to hide a boner while spooning us.
>>34924796>anon is no longer a teenager with hormones being an issue
>>34924500>We've been trying for a little while now. Fingers crossed that it'll take with how much we've been trying this cycle.I read that on average, it takes like 100 triesYou'd think it would be straining
>>34924799I think if I ever spoon someone I’m not even going to bother hiding it. If you want to sleep with your body pressed against mine so be it, but I can’t be expected to hide the inevitable. Are men supposed to? Why?
>>34924799I know you can tell. Question is, how do you feel about it?
>>34924803Am I insane or is this whole business of spending ages trying for a kid unusual? People used to just fuck once off and have kids by accident. What’s going on???
On average black women are less attractive than white women, but the top 1% of black women mog the top 1% of white women, at least body wise.
>>34924724I was always a "good girl" who hasn't done anything bad, there isn't anything in my current relationship but in my previous/first one it was fantasizing about being taken advantage of by one of his friends. the friend was even one of those types who always ignores his friends gfs and always keeps a respectful distance, so it was not very based on reality lol. obv nothing happened and i kept that fantasy to myself.
>>34924809Proletariat niggas aint getting 1% shyt anyway tho
>>34924809As a white girl I hate saying this but yeah
It's crazy that animals can't feel love or pain but they can feel itchy butt hole.
>>34924801i had major adult acne however.
>>34924809Motherfuckers refuse to accept that matters of taste vary greatly between individuals for no real reason
>>34924809Absolutely not
>>34924809Scandinavian men dress the best and look the best but Georgian Turks and Russian mog them when they are gym bros :(
>>34924792Women refuse to be unbrainwashed by Big Face Product.all it took was some mid 20th century hackneyed marketing to transform the snake oil salesmen product into something they believe is a REQUIREMENT for them because of their genderand women vote
I wish fat was stored in the balls instead of my stomach
>>34924816> anon is a psycho or too stupid to look up nervous system or “attachment in animals”
>>34924814Plap
>>34924799Why would I try to hide it? >>34924804No idea what she's on about also. Are there a bunch of friendzoned men who feel ashamed of their boners? How did such fags even get a bitch in bed with them?
>>34924820Pretty sure turk or russian men dress better just because nordic men dress quite effeminate, way more skinny jeans.
>>34924825WHITE GIRL OWNED LOL! DESTROYED
>>34924809I mean, your statement is obviously a ridiculous exaggeration on purpose. But I agree that hot black women are hot
>>34924809The hottest girl I ever went on a date with was a black model. Fine shyt is out there >>34924816>animals can't feel love or painSays who>>34924823Pee is stored in the balls>>34924824>nervous systemThat I am>>34924827I got some jeans from a Polish guy on Vinted and they're fruity af
Nordic men seem hot.
>>34924746based, oyakodon is probably the patrician's evil fetish.
>>34924831>Pee is stored in the ballsno pee is stored in the yes
>>34924821Hi dickhead The reason why men have longer eyelashes and thicker skin is because of sexual dimorphism Older men unless they avoid the sun look like ballskin with legs
>>34924832Their women don't think so at all.
>>34924831Hi oldie
>>34924832I noticed yesterday that the femanons were ovulating
>>34924836Nordic and Western European women famously do have a holier than thou attitude towards men, but that doesn’t stop them from sleeping with those same men. So I wouldn’t take it too seriously.
>>34924832They used to be Vikings but they're gay now
>>34924811Why that friend?
>>34924831Pretty sure only girls use vinted
>>34924724Secretly jerking off into my wife/gf's food or cooking with it. Probably like mixing it in with eggs or as an egg substitute. Gotta keep it inconspicuous.
>>34924835like I said, women refuse to be unbrainwashed. they NEED product!
>>34924842They aren’t gay like Italians aren’t gay Scandinavian men are pretty masculine unless they are nerds that never go out
>>34924838>oldieI am getting old...How r u>>34924834No shit?>>34924835I had to wear goggles in science lab today and my eyelashes got crushed>>34924844>Pretty sure only girls use vintedNigga please
>>34924842I know right? Its so hot...>>34924839I am.>>34924836Why not?? Does that mean theyre easy to snatch up?
>>34924841Well, they don't sleep with THEIR men...
>>34924832>>34924842women do you find Haaland attractive?
>>34924803It's straining mentally and physically, but in the same way doing anything difficult but important is. Plus I've been feeling extremely emotional in the moments we've been trying and I think it's the closest I've ever felt to someone ever.
>>34924827This.t. scandoid
>>34924851He’s an African with blonde hair, white skin and blue eyes. The first lab grown superhuman of the new world order
>>34924851I WOULD FUCK HIM RAW >before the haircut I WOULD GIVE HIM 5 KIDS > pro Palestine > funny > tall> strong > fashionable >LONG HAIR WOULD
>>34924858gay but I respect it
>>34924851I dont find his face particularly attractive but hes jacked and blond so its a yes from me.
>>34924857He looks like he’s from Svalbard fuck off he just looks Saami
>>34924767Bruh, my joints hurt.
one chance at life and I was born a socially anxious pussy
>>34924862Nta but he's an actual whiteape
>>34924809Lmao absolutely not.
>>34924856Fuck off, you are probably Ukrainian or a jeet that lives here> t. In Scandinavia rn >>34924860I have tits and a period
>>34924843not 100% sure why but i can guess. he wasn't a model lookswise but still decently attractive. a bit shorter than that ex i was with at the time. but he was really confident, and extremely chill. i think it all started when i at some point had several sexual dreams about him randomly that were always slightly coercive in nature and i had never had sexual/romantic dreams about anyone else. thankfully they did eventually stop and never started having them again lmao.
>>34924825I finally have a retort to this.Fwop
>>34924865>Americans have no idea how indigenous people look like and have to compare them to Africans to feel superior
>>34924863Probably from carrying all of your fat
>>34924870Women
>>34924651Picrel>>34924659Factual but unrelated
>>34924851he looks unique, i wouldn't say no.
>>34924577weird how there's a bunch of sub-5'3" neotenous twinks named Shota all over Japan but not a single sub-4'10" flat chested woman named Loli
>>34924872Indigenous "people" are apes. Look at abbos, they literally look like homo erectus
>>34924874My fat ass, yeah.80lbs of booty.Back problems.
>>34924868Tranny opinions don't count.
>>34924844Fr though I use eBay for everything except clothes now, Vinted is just so much easier to get rid of clothes on if you don't mind just making a few quid here and there. It's also much easier to filter items on there. Only downside is the bullshit messages you get from people trying to lowball you...>>34924857Haaland is the epitome of Chad autist lol. His PR team are doing good but his early blunt interviews are hilarious>>34924864It's only just beginning
Have you found true love?
>>34924851NAG but my mum says he's really ugly lol. My sister likes him tho
>>34924876men do worse lol (aka actually cheat)
>>34924885> tranny I’m a woman, assigned at birth and all that bs
>>34924577>>34924880Shota is a real name? Like in that dragon maid show? I thought it was just a joke.
>>34924851Not particularly. He's kind of got this thing going on where he simultaneously has a caveman face and a baby face. Plus the lack of visible eyebrows bugs me.
>>34924889No lol la, can’t remember the last time a woman was even interested enough in me to text me first or start a conversation on her own. But I’m open to the idea
>>34924883Do you have tumors here?
>>34924783>turned on by the idea of cheating and having mistressesAverage male moment, and then men wonder when this has consequences and women don't have kids with you.
>>34924889Yes (techno)
>>34924808modern women are extremely careful, most will get uterine blocking device at age of 14
>>34924418sometimes women need to just not speak. this is one of those times where they need a cock in their mouth. they can try to speak but it will be unintelligible.
>>34924892>t.roonDon't care didn't ask.
A 5'4 girl asked me how tall i am
>>34924889I don't think it exists
>>34924889I can only dream
>>34924871What does it mean
>>34924889Yes. She left me.
>>34924418It is, it means you can’t afford to have a family
What do you order at a thai restaurant?
>>34924854Good to hear that's going well for you
I went for a big medical check because I'm just in pain all the time specifically my buttcheek and every joint in my body snaps and pops all the time and they were just like "ur 215 lbs. at 11% bodyfat and get good sleep and eat right, you're too healthy to have anything wrong with you" and that was it. well they gave me the advice to not put my wallet in my back pocket and sit on it.everybody there was a woman.felt like they just gave me an eyeroll and whispered that I had the "man-flu"
>>34924904Ouch
>>34924906Lol, what did you say?>>34924912Thai food>>34924914RIP, hope you can find a better doctor
>>34924912Crispy chicken pad thai
>>34924904BV looks like the average trailer park resident, if that's really her.
>>34924893Shota is a real Japanese name that can mean "Radiant" or "Soaring High."Lolicon is a portmanteau of "Lolita Complex," deriving from the novel. Shotacon was invented as a counter-label, coming from Shotarou Complex, named after the main character from Tetsujin-28.
>>34924914Sounds like a nerve issue maybe? Try a physical therapist instead of your gp. Or just watch a bunch of YouTube videos about sciatica.
>>34924891>I didn't fuck him I just had consuming sexual fantasies and lusted after him more than you so it's ok heheWomen
>>34924917>Lol, what did you say?I said that my id says i'm 181cm, im actually 178
I don't particularly enjoy the BV hate. They're just a foid. That represents a certain subset of foids. We can just take that on its face.
Men What book have you read this year?
>>34924609Average woman. Most celebrities are overrated. There's way more attractive women elsewhere.
>>34924909Means skin slapping sound in hentai.
>>34924926She pissed me off once by being a pick me so I’m contributing on the hate intermittently, not personal really. I’ll drop it when it stops being funny
>>34924927I don't read new books I only reread good books I've already read.
>>34924926at least she didn't tell an anon to talk about his dick to his 7-year-old niece like another femanon namefag...
>>34924904That was so funny, we finally had a thread without her
>>34924418NAG but honestly just date other working class people. Most working class people live with their family or roommates til they get hitched. Working class girls will be happy that you have a job and income at all lol>>34924925Lol based>>34924927Just finished The Go-Between, read quite a lot though >>34924926BV brings it on herself tbf. She's constantly vitriolic towards other anons lol
>>34924933wasn't that poster a mtf tho?
>>34924927Just stab me now, by Jill Bearup
>>34924724MMaking her pee her pants.Sometimes I fantasize about having a gf that needs to pee but I hug her tightly so she can’t leave and has to go mid hug, then when she’s done I give her a kiss on the cheek.I also fantasize about being on a road trip but not being able to find an adequate bathroom for her so she hits her limit and pisses in the car. That one will stay a fantasy though because I don’t really want a piss car.
>>34924904Gary's gf looks worse, tbfhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/image/u2nU66hMl92TFxBCTAYARg/
>>34924938no it was one of the resident blatinas
>>34924927I don't read
>>34924940She’s hot but in an ugly way, you know what I mean?
I love being a woman honestly. Im in my late 20s living with my parents and nobody cares. I still get hot guys.
>>34924781i like watching girls put on make up and get ready. :|
>>34924933Who the fuck, im hating on the wrong bitch then
>>34924889The only person I ever loved turned out to be a pathetic weakling that didn't deserve a scrap of my affection
>>34924781Winged eyeliner is shapeshifting, a thing I don't need to look pretty.
>>34924904FIXED
>>34924946
>>34924942 Is that real? Has there ever been a normal looking femanon x anon couple?
>>34924946BasedLiving with parents is underrated tbf I'd rather give monet to my momma every month than some grubby landlord>>34924951Would
>>34924942I’m being 404’d someone post the pic
>>34924927The Hero of AgesMistborn: Secret HistoryThe Way of KingsMaking HistoryOn the Holy IconsDungeon Crawler CarlThe Mystagogy of the Holy SpiritLeaf by NiggleOut of the Silent PlanetCurrently halfway through The Abolition of Man. This is a really hard read.
>>34924945What a looker
>>34924951Maybe AI isn’t so evil after all
>>34924724When she's gagging and wants me to pull it out but i continue holding the back of her head and make her take it a little longer while she struggles and desperately taps out.
>>34924953Yeah, that's the woman he impregnated
>>34924948see >>34922490
>>34924940Nta, is it good? Love her videos
>>34924959Beautiful
>>34924870Did that experience influence your taste in men or interests in the bedroom moving forward
>>34924927The Price of Whiteness: Jews, Race, and American Identity by Eric Goldstein
>>34924953Yeah that’s real, it feels like a joke but it’s not
>>34924964NTA, the fuck is wrong with her?Could be a falseflag, though...
>>34924927Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Chalice of the GodsGame Programming patternsGame Engine ArchitectureOld Man and the SeaCurrently trying to get through Pride and Prejudice and the first Harry Potter book in SpanishAlso read a bunch of manga but I assume that doesn't count.
>>34924972damn anon, are you listening and learning?
I love the purity politics playing out itt. It was obviously a joke.
>>34924964That has to be fucking fake WHAT mood hands she needs a trip code
>>34924896Women do not like being the conversation starters, you have to take the initiative bro.>>34924907What have you tried so far?>>34924910What happened?
>>34924965NtaI only watched the videos about it that she made before she wrote the book but I've been meaning to pick up a copy.The whole "main character talk to the writer and complains" thing was novel and cute.
>>34924851No, especially after finding out how he spends his money. I don't think there's a single football player in the world who is a decent person.
>>34924976> a bunch of manga READ FOOL NIGHT ANON PLEASE
>>34924979He looks even worse. Like a meth head. He posts pictures of himself in public toilets sometimes
>>34924982How does he spend his money?
>>34924927I've read a few this year, here's the best ones.>The Talented Mr. Ripley, Ripley Under Ground, Ripley's Game - Patricia Highsmith>A Scanner Darkly - Philip K. Dick>The House of Mirth - Edith Wharton>The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner>On the Road - Jack Kerouac>A Canticle for Leibowitz - Walter M. Miller Jr.>Death in Venice and other tales - Thomas Mann>Death in Midsummer and other stories - Yukio Mishima>Finnegans Wake - James Joyce>Random Acts of Senseless Violence - Jack Womack>The House of the Dead and The Gambler - Dostoevsky>As I Lay Dying - William Faulker
>>34924979>>34924975her second post >>34922546 doubled down on "grooming" accusations of her own niece rather than trying to say that post wasn't hers...
>>34924982Real or fake?>>34922490
>>34924927I'm about to read Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl cause one of my students said it's a banger>>34924976Holy based picks>>34924987Wow you people are nerds who read a lot
>>34924965It was pretty meh, to be honest.
>>34924982Niggas will buy ONE racoon and become literally Satan. God forbid a man isn't mr perfect
Should I move to Japan?
>>34924994>place>place, Japanyou know what to do, anon
>>34924927MMetamorphosis by Franz KafkaThe Little PrinceMurder on the Orient ExpressAlice Isn’t Dead by Joseph FinkThe Old Man and the SeaDo Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (currently halfway through)
>>34924980>What have you tried Idk I think I'm tapped out and disillusioned after 4 relationships only 1 of which I felt really strongly about, and that's the only one that dumped me rather than the other way around.
>using my college degree to deliver food>passing security>security guard says hello>security guard is short latina cutie>security guard says "Remember me, anon?">wtf they know my name>have zero recollection>they explain they sat behind me in x class in highschool>last thing I would have guessed>I wouldn't even be able to remember x class existing let alone anyone in it>she explains how we used to talk and goof off together all the time>I'm completely lost>she explains that she wasn't a she back then but a he>"it's so good to see you, you look great">mfw
>>34924996>>34924987Oh my god its like they just started reading the classics
>>34924971not in a major way especially not in the bedroom, but i suppose it was some part of me telling myself i didn't enjoy how negative/high-strung my ex was (he always freaked out over small things), and that i like it more when men are relaxed and "low key".
>>34924996>The Little PrinceI keep being told to read this and it's by the weirdest and most opposite ends of the spectrum. What'd you think?
>>34924994Yes, so the japanese can repeatedly tell you how miserable you are instead of coddling you.
Man Freddie Mercury had an insane overbite. what an ugly bastard
>>34924927Blood Meridian, God Emperor of Dune, currently on n off reading Moby Dick
>>34924998She seems nice, whats the point in being mean to her?
>>34924998I magically got base authorization for deliveries the other day.
>>34925003Stop the projection
>>34925000Better now than never. Don't book shame.
>>34924998>cutie>wasn't a she back then but a heGay
>>34925000>996That’s exactly right
>>34924983I'll add it to the list. It looks interesting
>>34925003Diet
>>34924986>How does he spend his money?On designer and luxury items, like Birkin bags, Rolls-Royces, and a private plane. >>34924994>Should I move to Japan?No, they hate Westerners.
>>34925004>ugly male is jealousHow exciting
>>34924987Lmao nobody reads that much faulkner/joyce in a year take a break man
>>34925000I just read what was on the shelf at my public library.
Hey atoga, what's up?
>>34925016Jealous of what? His protruding maw? He was gay too
Femanons, if your boyfriend lost a fight and got his ass kicked would you get the ick and leave him?
>>34925008there are layers of security. they need pizza and beer to keep morale up so they can let someone who isn't literally al-qaeda through so someone on base can eat their room temp onion rings
>>34924980>What happened?For all our love, she decided she wanted money and luxury that I couldn't realistically provide.
>>34924994
>>34925022They'll say no but we know what they really think
>>34924945Fancy words for "average woman"
>>34925022It's another episode of "Cuck phrases his fantasies as questions".
>>34925017I said here >>34925018 there's not really a plan to it. Now I'm reading a backlog of books I've either had for years or recently bought at second hand shops.
>>34925022No? I would support him and comfort him.
>>34925002Loved it, picrel made me cry. It’s a great book but probably gets over hyped. A lot of people criticize the “Adults have no whimsy” angle of the book but that’s kind of a whatever thing imo, I much prefer the friendship between the prince and the pilot and the prince and the flower.
>>34925020Was good veronigga
>>34925020Post dick
>>34925022Men would def leave.
>>34925022I'd give him that anime training from hell montage so he can go beat the guy and restore his honor
>>34925028Not quite what I mean but close enough
>>34925021>average dude here is ugly AND jealous af0/10
>>34925022Id join them.
MenBesides a girl being pretty, having sex with you, going on dates/hanging out with you and maybe cooking for you, what do you actually want out of her being your gf or wife?
>>34925020Fuck off that’s creepy
>>34925041Again what do I have to be jealous of? Being brown and getting his fudge packed?
>>34925022Apparently not. This guy I was seeing got jumped by 3 "friends" who stole a pound of weed from him and he showed up at my place with a concussion. A lot of women like to be nurturing I like taking care of people so long as they're appreciative. What would give me the ick is him starting the fight but being unable to finish it. If we're minding our own business and someone shows up and beats him up I'll only feel bad.
>>34925045
>>34925045Just be hot and have sex with me, I don't care about your interests or personality
>>34925045Someone who's interesting and can take part in my interests with me.
>>34925045>lists all the things that make a relationship as a gotcha in her tiny female brainYou're a moron.
>>34925045Hugs and kisses please, maybe we do stuff together and have fun.
I love pretending to be a woman on here and baiting stupid moids you guys are retards
>>34925003I’m not miserable, just kinda bored.>>34924995I think I do. I barely know any Japanese though, so I think I’ll enroll in a Japanese language school over there.
>>34925047Nobody will ever find you as attractive lmao.
So you know how Google photos finds faces and groups photos of the same person automatically for you? I had downloaded a picture of Freddy Mercury for some reason some conversation I was having with my mom, and had a silly picture of my dad with a mustache, and google thought Freddy Mercury was my dad.
>>34925045I want a BFF who I can live comfortably with and share comfortable silence with.Ideally, I want that woman to be the mother of my children too.
>>34925022Don't care whether he wins or loses, I have no business or interest dating men who get into fights
>>34925049Never in my life seen a man who fulfilled these criteria
>>34925045I had to do a thinking to answer thisI asked myself>if a woman did these things for me, could there be anything another woman could do that might make me falter in my loyalty?and I found an answer: if another woman is able to take all the stress in my muscles away and put me into a coma for sleep. if she can squeeze the meat of my hand and it calmed me down. someone who could reverse that I wake up a little bit more tired each day.
>>34925059I didn't choose to have this ugly ass overbite
Femanons do you have whimsy?
>>34925065skill issue
>>34925073I like to think so
>>34925073when I'm alone at home yes, if there's any chance of me being observed, then no.
>>34925077I'm observing you in your home right now
>>34925023>>34925025Well good thing I pass
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>>34925077You can't let your whimsy disappear when others are watching
>>34925022No. I'd beat up the moid that made him cry and nurse him back to health with my boobie.
>>34924927this year I've mostly been reading non-fictionRobert Caro, Steve Kemper, stuff like thatat the moment I am listening to the audiobook of John le Carre's non-fiction anecdotes titled The Pigeon Tunnel and it is some of the craziest stuff ever
>>34925082>But first, a brief message from today's sponsor*closes tab* fuck off >:c
>>34925073I got my whimsy back this year!! Last relationship I had I painted him and spent ours with a 3D scan of his head to make it perfect. It broke my heart that he never actually appreciated my art. Things are better now My bf slowly but surely got my whimsy back this year and I decorated our house with art and did some dancing classes, I just have my bf his presents for our anniversary and he cried when he opened them. Being loved and my whimsy appreciated feels nice. We are baking cakes this weekend
Here's your white feather, moid. Have fun in Iran.
>>34925058They will quietly insult you in every way imaginable for not being perfect. Especially if you don't pass >>34925025
Every poopoo time is a peepee time but not every peepee time is a poopoo time
Femanon. Your behavior is completely unbecoming of a grown woman. You should be more mature by now, aren't you ashamed?
>>34925089If WWIII started incels who weren't draftednwould 100% start doing this to other men instead of women, they are the new women kek
>>34925093yes but i can’t help it
>>34925079i'm not one of those retards who keeps their blinds open nice try.
>>34925089If they were going to invade they'd have done it by now.
>>34925089The foids in this thread are 100% the type to do this.
>>34925089> remember you are fighting for #him and his family getting a second island > more golf courses and gold for the White House
>>34925088Sounds really wholesome. What are you planning on baking?
>>34925103Russian layers cake OR tres leches flan. My bf also asked what I need to start making edible flowers to sell at the market :D I’m so happy
>>34925089Niggas can't even make their own wojaks anymore, they get AI to gen them, what have we come to
>>34925098But you are one of those retards who keeps their cameras uncovered
>>34925108Exactly what AI was meant to do.
This kind of got to me. Should I just have gay sex atoga? Will women think less of me?
>>34925114>Will women think less of me?Yes t. homophopbe
>>34925089>my brothers are laying down their lives for our country>however, *I* was given a little feather by a young lady>you can't fathom my suffering, please excuse me if i kill myself after this horrorThe variety within the male species is so interesting
>>34925099If you have air superiority and plan on invading somewhere, you usually soften them up with some bombs and sanctions first before moving in so it's far from being over. Orange nigger faggot's ego and undying love for Israel simply won't let him ever walk away from this and admit it was a mistake.
>>34925093Honestly no. If we're just talking about my general deameanor and willingness to do childish or silly shit and people are being judgemental of shit that isn't actually a problem they're the problem. If you're talking about not having my shit together then yeah I am.
>>34925118They're literally don't have a manpower to invade Iran. Don't say they'll do a draft, this war is too unpopular.
I find it disturbing seeing women dress in extremely disproportionately baggy clothing. I don't say that with any bitterness, it just seems very unbecoming of them. I think it looks absolutely terrible, and I think it's a fashion trend, if there's an evolutionary offshoot that's maladaptive in a sense. I confess I'm retarded, I don't wish to indict anyone for it, but I don't feel good when I see it. Culturally speaking, it begs the question.... "what are we doing here guys?"
Every 12 minutes a woman is raped in India
>>34925122Who cares?
>>34925122>>34925121
>>34925120>They're literally don't have a manpowerBiggest military in the world btw. More enlisted than Russia and they're still throwing mobiks at Ukraine 4 years later
>>34925121You're viewing the issue from a male perspective. For females, the goal is avoiding low quality sperm, not collecting as much sperm as possible.
>>34925122Why doesn't she move?
the sun weakens me
>>34925091I’m a white guy and got along with the few Japanese people I’ve met. My high school had a sister school over there, so I got to meet several exchange students.I still haven’t visited though. I’ll have to do that soon.
>>34925129Because the families kill them. Unironically the families hunt them down for abandoning the family
>>34925122
>>34925120What part of Orange nigger faggot being in charge didn't you understand? He literally doesn't care if every single young man dies and gas prices go to $15 a gallon and the entire world hates us, he's only loyal to the Israeli rabbis whose assholes he rims.
>>34925121men like it tho. i always wear pretty fitted outfits but today i had a way oversized outdoors sweater on the first time this year, and a tall stereotypical "chad" said hi to me .
>>34925129>Why doesn't she move?Fuck, that's funny.
>>34925107Nice!!! That sounds super tasty
>>34925122>Every 12 minutes a woman is raped in IndiaBy JH.
>Le patriarchy hurts men tooWhat, because it doesn't let me cry or something?
Are we living in an idiocracy?
>>34925138He still exists in a political reality where he can't just do whatever he wants.
>>34925129Because she listened to Cat Tzu
>>34925149you're living in your mother's basement
>>34925142Why are you laughing at misery of your fellow brownies, tsk-tsk-tsk?
>>34925146???
>>34925147>boys get raped and get told they aren’t men if they talk about it > young men seeking affection get brainwashed by the manosphere that’s mostly made of men hoping to make money out of them > politicians use the brainwashed men into cannon fodder The same way boys are dancing in Afghanistan due to patriarchal religion and soldiers kill for resources and oil companies, most men don’t realise they are getting fucked by the 1% technocrats that need them to uphold the values that keep the 1% in control
>>34925147It isn't a good thing that men who don't live up to the expectations of other men get called a women, this leads to mental illness in such men.
>>34925156Men killing each other is a good thing. Weeds out the weak. Men shouldn't seek affection, that's a female trait
>>34924898I'm not gonna do it and I'm sure I'll have kids
Would matriarchy be better, though?
>>34925158> anon drank the koolaid Keep dying for your overlords anon you would have made a great court jester your EXXOMOBIL designated sludge will keep you strong
If I was the king of the world there would be no problems because I'd solve them all
>>34925160MIt would at least be hot.
>>34925161So are you actually french or did your parents just like the sound of your name
>>34925156>boys get raped and get told they aren’t men if they talk about itDepends if the rapist was a man or a woman and what age. I got diddled by a woman when younger, and it was no big deal. I think it would be traumatic is it was a guy though. Complaining about the former is kinda some whiny fag shit, I would be more sympathetic towards the latter.
>>34925161What is your point exactly, can you use less buzzwords or will it make your "argument" fall apart. Mercenary work has always been a thing
>>34925160> chinas only female emperor made things better > Africa’s only female Tribe queen made things better Maybe, I wouldn’t put my hands on any woman I distrust a Erika Kirk / Serena Joy
>>34925161>>34925156Who's the new attention-whore? Is she as ugly as the character?
>>34925165Croissants and all that >>34925166When a boy in my country got groomed by a grown man online pretending to be a woman he got two years in prison, the boy committed suicide. > I got diddled by a woman when younger, and it was no big deal.I don’t believe paraphilias should independent of gender when subjected against a non consenting victim. >>34925167Totally anon enjoy the death of civilians cause pee pee smol yes anon you cannot work in a solar punk environment so kill for your overlords make sure to say “I’m a good goy” just in case
>>34925169Worse anon
>>34925117>foid missing the pointAre women just retarded? What makes them like this?
>>34925181Just don't be a coward and do your part???
I want to kill myself but my gf will be sad (for like 5 minutes) if I do it
>>34925174Based
>>34925185Women throw the word coward around like they are ever required to do anything brave in their lives.
They literally don't let you donate sperm if you're under 5'9".
>>34925192Good.
>>34925173I fail to see what's so bad about nuking a bunch of irrelevant cavemen halfway across the world for our own gain
Tried to talk to female friend while hanging out in a group today and I think it was nice. We had a brief chitchatVery big step foreward I hope my brain will learn that it's not scary to talk to females even when in groups. Before today I think I never did something like thisDid you make some progress today?
>>34925196How did you even get a female friend if you're scared to talk to girls?
>>34925156>they aren’t men if they talk about itWomen get icked out by raped moids so it's best we stay quiet.>young men seeking affection get brainwashed by the manosphereSkill issue.>politicians use the brainwashed men into cannon fodder Skill issue.>>34925157See above.Man, how much of life comes down to "don't be an idiot".
Why are women so offended when men don't want to bitch out?
>>34925185It's her turn!
Tangled forever in my arms
>>34925200Friend groups, we hang out in like 7-10 and there's also women. I do interact with them if we're playing some game or whatever, but never talked to them like directly unless it was necessary (i.e. retrieving some item that was needed)
>>34925156>>34925158Women support all of this, it wouldn't change at all if women were in charge. That's just how life is on this bitch of an Earth.
>>34925208Something something internalized misogyny, patriarchy, moid's fault.
Femanon, what is the sluttiest most whorish thing you've ever done?
>>34925121really? i think its really cute. all of my favorite outfits are a small top with huge baggy pants
People don't take bait like they used to
Both men and women kinda suck, desu
>>34925207>have "friends" you've never interacted with directlyIs this a male thing or an extrovert thing
>>34925210Posted nudes on here
>>34925210Had sex
>>34925158God I'm glad the population is declining
>>34925218I remember
And there's nothing I can do, but smile
my back is sore
>>34925220Knock knock who's there Africa
State gender, do we need more Africans in the west?
>>34925221It's been a while, I doubt it.
>>34925122>Every 12 minutes a woman is raped in IndiaIt's amazing she gets any sleep.
>>34925218Genuinely why here worst ROI ever
Femanons don't even appreciate hand pics anymore
>>34925226Only the attractive female ones.
>>34925229I got a lot of compliments actually.
>>34925231Thirst traps don’t work on me
>>34925210>what is the sluttiest most whorish thing you've ever done?Held hands in public.>>34925226>do we need more Africans in the west?No, less. If anything, we need more Europeans in Africa to actually bring some structure.
Is it over for me if I'm a blond man?
>>34925231The guy with the fat fetish killed handposting.
>>34925236Unless you are balding no
>>34925226Anon, questions like this will make all the femanons pull out their BBC dildos. Please refrain.
>>34925122India would truly benefit from the 2A. Women realize that Colt made them equal, and men restore izzat in the workplace with a friendly exchange of lead.
Why did I think this song was shit before it's amazing. I'm such a retard I can't even trust my own judgement
>>34925242Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>34925216I consider them friends because I like them, maybe they think of me as just an aquaintanceI am too timid bro... they understand my difficulties though
>>34925237no, it was actually other men shaming and making fun of any man that posted their hands.
>>34925240The men/trannies are the ones with BBC dildos, but a respectable try
>>34925243???
>>34925248I'm coming for you.
Here in the UK, ever increasing numbers of female asylum seekers are being sexually assaulted by native British men. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/sep/13/female-asylum-seekers-report-rapes-sexual-assaults-by-british-menMen, why do you do this?
>>34925248What, did it pass already? That was quick.
>>34925246No, it was women not caring that made them stop.
>>34925255i always gave them a reply back
for people that claim to hate blacks you guys sure talk about them a lot
>>34925256You should be worshipping them
>>34925253> not a man I’ll never forget the 8 yr girl that got asaulted in a bathroom then they cut her in pieces at a refugee camp during Katrina in the US they covered it during my class and I wanted to puke > why According to my professor rarely do they plan attacks unless they know or think they know the victim it’s usually opportunistic attacks that are the most common Across all races and religions
>>34925253The guardian is trash.
>>34925259? why
tfw no amazonian gf, why even live
>>34925253>No numbers in the entire articleLol.Lmao even.
>>34925196that's really nice anon.i don't really have any friends, but some time ago i ran into the girl who was my only friend a couple years ago. visited her today and i was afraid i'd ruin it somehow since i wasn't feeling social and felt a lot of pressure, but it went really well and i wasn't weird lol
Both men and women are lazy
>>34925263Why wouldn't you
>>34925210I let a guy I only went on two dates with kiss me and feel me up in a back room in the hospital I was studying at.
>>34925272cuz i dont even know them
Is it true that to face down your demons, you've got to free them?
Both men and women are crazy
>>34925188Any woman who has given birth is more brave than your troon ass ever will be lel.>inb4 more whining
>>34925274They slut out for you and all you can afford them is just "nice"
>>34925279but hands are nudes
>>34925278Birth isn't that special or big of a deal, billions of women do it. And then they do it against and again, must not be so bad
Test
>>34925280Exactly, they bare it all and you don't care
>>34925247Every single gen z woman owns a BBC dildo
>>34925278What's the alternative? Not giving birth? The baby is doming out one way or another. It happens pretty much automatically, the doctors temporarily paralyze you for it.
>>34925283sorry no i meant hands arent* nudesembarrassing typo
Women, thoughts on your belly being all flabby and stretched out after you get pregnant and give birth?
>>34925278>Women want points for doing the bare minimumWow, I thought this was a moid thing?
So I was reading /tv/ and someone said that when kissing and getting horny with a chick he'd usually whip his cock and they'd be so horny and the fact he had a relatively big dick would make them go for itWould this work with a little less than average cock in a similar context?
Will smoking make my voice deeper/more masculine?
ill be honest, going to gym and seeing the barely 20yo girls showing off ass and perky boob cleavage is kinda distracting to my unc ass.
>>34925290Lmao no
Need a foid with this kind of energy.
I just want a gf of my own race and culture who wants the same thing, is that too much to ask?
>>34925295Stop projecting, Rajesh.
>>34925294But women do say a lot that dick size is more of a meme
>>34925301It's the opposite.
I have a hot titcow lightskinned indian woman living on the floor above me. She was wearing a Chris Chan red-and-blue striped polo. I wonder if I should talk to her
>>34925301That's men not women though, and the number would be higher as well
Man this tread is a lot more fun when you just argue like a dickhead instead of trying to have actual discussions, I should do this more often.
>>34925289That's exactly what men do, mongloid.
>>34925304That's why they keep getting with them, right? That's why they keep having mixed race kids? Talk to any women about her preferences for race in the west or europe. They'll gladly date them.
The irony about Pavlov is that he probably thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring
>>34925288Looking forward to it.
Every gen z male owns a BBC dildo.
>>34925284>Every single gen z woman owns a BBC dildoIs September of 1996 baby millennial or boomer zoomer?
There's a thing I want to do that's been sitting in my mind for months now which I know will be a waste of money. And it I spend money on it I'm gonna be thinking why did I waste my money on that. I really can't win can I.
>>34925313Unc status
>>34925313Zoomers are from 1997
>>34925312Guilty~
>>34925004Bro was rich tho>>34925020I had a crush on a baddie in highschool called Veronica>>34925045Companionship and connection>>34925121Baggy clothes are cute >unbecoming Grandpa is that you?
>>34924927
>>34925297What is your race and culture?
Women, would you date a sculptor who gets paid stupid amounts of money to make statues for people with more money than taste?
>>34925020my penis
>>34925323Absolutely. Art is just for money laundering now, so it doesn't even matter.
>>34925321White East European
>>34925161Yzma posts here now?>>34925192That's not true here, I signed up at 5'7">>34925242Post song>>34925253There are way more rapes by other asylum seekers and illegal migrants. The leftist guardian doesn't want you to know this though
>start talking to 2 separate women online this week>send them both the same pic of me>one says I look "nice">the other says I look "cool"Is this official confirmation of my hideousness?
>>34925332I miss when you went on rants about Muslims during your manic episodes
I'd volunteer to fall into a black hole 2bh
>>34925291No, I used to chainsmoke and it didn't have any effect>>34925293Sum gymbro >>34925305You should go for itI used to live below an Indian girl and sometimes I'd sleep over and she'd cook for me lol>>34925334I don't>>34925335Based and spaghettificationpilled
>>34925314What is it doofus>>34925334I do think that we live in cuck Britain and the flood of immigrants will be the downfall of this nation. I say this as a second gen immigrant myself
>>34925311Why?
>>34924563>>34924577This is her boyfriend, who may have killed her and staged it as a suicide
>>34925306Men what? Men will jump on anything yes, that's not news. But women are selective, and the reality is that they select black men.
>>34925323YeahBut I'd hope he gets to make stuff he likes too sometimes.I could never take commissions. I have a hard time motivating myself to actually finish projects even when I'm the one who wants the finished product.
>>34925342>What is it doofusGuitar mods for a guitar I want to mod but can barely play.
>>34925350What mods do you wanna do? New pups?
>>34925345Bro should be imprisoned for life and drop the soap>>34925350If you have the money why not both? Mod it but also put the time and effort into praccy
>>34925335I have a song for you https://youtu.be/nuIUQCZ2Mn8?is=U17gJfu9UTTX172L
>>34925347>only motivated to work on projects you're passionate about>never motivated enough to actually finish said projectsgood ol ADHD
Autistic men select black men more than anyone else, grim honestly. Even that BCC maleanon fits the bill.
>>34925337>spaghettificationpilledBased and knowledge of spaghettification pilled
>>34925358I think I like planning/patterning and construction more than I like fiddly finishing details. When the project is 60% done it's as good as it's ever going to get. Any further work on it just adds more and more small mistakes or shows my lack of skill with certain things. But like, the only way to get better at those skills is to actually do the work. It's stupid.
Men, are your hands warm
>>34925343I wake up and go to bed every night thinking about being a mother. It occupies half of my idle thoughts. I'm looking forward to being happily miserable with all the problems that I'll be suffering through to finally have a baby.
>>34925353I have an hss and an sss. But I want to try sticking a humbucker between the bridge and middle of the sss so I don't have to switch guitars if I want to use the humbucker. Also I think it'll be cool as fuck >>34925354I've had it for like 2 years and progress has been agonizingly slow
>>34925367Yeah actually cause I just did the dishes Pareto's principle ahhYeah I just use the excuse that the rawness adds sovl or whatever rather than overpolishing
>>34925367Yes. And large
>>34925371Oops second bit 4 >>34925365
>>34925370So you want pickups in the sss? Or am I misunderstanding it
>>34925320>da jews are LE BAD: the book
>>34925367Not really
>>34924572Sit down |atoga| I have a story > be me > 23 yr English language teacher in Japan > be friends with all my international coworkers> Japanese coworkers did the fake nice thing > last month in Japan > decide to be a weeb > see old Japanese coworker in hostess club > coworker who I was drinking mf with explains that she fell in love with a host and got conned into a 5 year contract > if she doesn’t make enough money they would force her into porn The evil fucking twinks hook normal women to bring them and put a debt on them Horrible fucking people
spaghetti sucks. a loving god would have made black holes cause tortellinification
>>34925379Do you speak Japanese? Are you trilingual? You sound like you would've had an interesting life
>>34925382No I don’t moonspeak > interesting life There’s cooler people out there
>>34925375* 4 pickups
>>34925375An extra HB in between two singles
We have been trying to call you about your payment arrangement. Please reply by 8 pm tonight eastern or your debt will go to collections.*BEEP*
>>34925383How long were you in Japan for? Was it a major city or more rural area? Did you have any other interesting interactions with locals? Living abroad to teach English sounds pretty cool to me
>>34925381Spaghetti and Italian women's sexy, dextrous bare feet are the two greatest things Italians contributed to society. Boccaccio who? Machiavelli? DaVinci? Never heard of 'em. It's all about the spaghetti and fit Italian birds' TOES.
>>34925132They like you as a novelty, not a regular.
>>34925335I'd volunteer to be used as a test subject for a new type of explosive right about nowI'm so fucking tired of it all
>>34925389>How long were you in Japan for?That's like asking someone how long they were in jail for. Either way the answer is the same, they got bullied, beaten, and raped.
>>34925387It's an interesting idea but it just feels like an HSS with extra steps. Also would you have a middle or a bridge humbucker in that position?
>>34925396>HSS with extra stepsYeah but an hss doesn't have a single in the bridge which I want and an sss doesn't have a humbucker >Also would you have a middle or a bridge humbucker in that position?BridgeStandard paf ones are too long to fit unfortunately but I've had my eye on a mini
>>34925089I'm going to collect them and fashion myself an indian chief hatHEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
>>34925389- My contract was 6 months with a private school 6 months with a public school - City, it was with a Black company so my apartment SUCKED -Yes mostly parents not thinking I was white enough that was not fun, the cute ones are usually the kids and other girls. - stayed long enough to see a friend fall for a bando man and see some of the drama > Living abroad to teach English sounds pretty cool to meIt’s miserable if you aren’t young so do it straight after university
>>34925371>that the rawness adds soul or whatever That works with my like, more crafty projects where I'm starting from a base of making something out of recycled materials and trash. But I can't get over it with sewing. What do you make?
>>34925409Yeah I guess sewing is a little different. What kinda stuff do you make? :o>What do you make?Mostly music when I've time, but have the same ethos with everything really
Women, if you have a pixie cut I hope your day is going particularly well.
>>34925408>it was with a Black company so my apartment SUCKEDWhat is a black company?>parents not thinking I was white enoughWhat about you wasn't white enough, what were they expecting?>stayed long enough to see a friend fall for a bando manWhat the hell is a bando man and what was the drama >It’s miserable if you aren’t young so do it straight after universityNah I'm well past the point of doing something like that, I'm basically already settled down. My explorations abroad will be limited to vacations
>>34925400If you use the humbucker more I feel like you could just coil split it. Otherwise your idea is definitely doable with a 6 way switch or some push pull pots.Or just buy another guitar. An extra never hurt anyone
>>34925417> What is a black company?Poorly paid ブラック企業/ブラック会社 refers to shit companies that treat workers like shit. > What about you wasn't white enough, what were they expecting?Im not blonde from the US or Brit like they wanted > My explorations abroad will be limited to vacationsTiblisi is good this time of the year
>looking at galleries of abandoned buildings instead of sleeping Why are these so unsettling, like ik these buildings are empty...>>34925422>Brit like they wantedInteresting, I would've thought they'd prefer Americans>miserable if you aren’t young so do it straight after universityWhat made it miserable?
>>34925425> What made it miserable?I wasn’t old so I spent a good time down there
>>34925422>Tiblisi is good this time of the yearI actually really want to go to Tiblisi, I'm Caucasian so I want to make a trip out of visiting my ancestral country with family and stopping by Georgia to have khinkali and khachapuri and drink wine. I actually want to go to a georgian restaurant for my upcoming birthday. Have you been?>Im not blonde from the US or Brit like they wanted Brunettes are better anyway
>>34925428Lol well glad you had fun there!
>>34925430> Have you been?Yes it was pretty chill compared to turkey go if you can anon there’s so many good rock bars
>>34925420Coil splitting ain't quite the same as a pure single though Yeah my plan is to have a push pull on the volume to switch between the singles and the HB. It'll be separate from the switch And I already have an hss and an sss guitar like I said I'd just rather have one that can do both. And again come on tell me it won't kick ass I might post the results if I get around to it we'll see
Why are ATOGA threads popular?
>>34925437Low barrier to entry, high shitposting potentialHonestly I have no idea
>>34925437it's a chatroom. i feel like talking to (stranger) irl men is potentially unsafe so this is more relaxing.
>>34925434See I knew you were interesting, you've travelled all over the world >Yes it was pretty chill compared to turkeyMy mom really wants to go to Turkey, she watches Turkish dramas n shit but my people got bad blood with the Turkish government so idk how I feel about going, I go back and forth on it. I do want to see the Hagia Sophia and a bunch of other pre ottoman sites but idk if it's such a good idea to visit >go if you can anon there’s so many good rock barskek what the hell is a rock bar? How was the food when you were there, did you make any other stops in Caucasia
>>34925439why would it be unsafe irl?
>>34925440>what the hell is a rock barNta but a bar that plays rock music lol. Often they'll have gigs and open mics etc.
>>34925379Fucked up. You can't support porn industries anywhere. It's all slavery or exploiting mentally ill women.
>>34925441men are the violent genderolino. i also like to imagine i'm increasing my social skills but likely not actually happening lol.
>>34925437There are girls here :3
>>34925441There’s a literal Pinochet ahh wigga in power >>34925440She could go with a reputable driver and guide there’s a few specifically for women > what’s a rock bar Rock live music or just rock at a bar > How was the foodGood but I still prefer Japan not to be a weeb I just like salmon
>>34925445>increasing my social skillsHun you need to touch grass>>34925443"Porn industry" shouldn't be a thing
>>34925443A girl that went missing appeared on pornhub within 48 hours at 25 she’s been trying to get them to take out the video taken during her abduction 10 years ago
>>34925446I think it is mostly larpers
>>34925449That's fricking horrifying, at least she survived the ordeal though. In even darker cases girls get sex trafficked and then killed
>>34925435Yh true it will definitely be cool. What pickups were you thinking? Ive been wanting to get bareknuckle aftermaths for my talman and some fishmans for my 7 string but they’re pretty expensive so I keep putting it off
>>34925447>She could go with a reputable driver and guide there’s a few specifically for womenOh no I would never let my mom travel solo, if she's going then so am I >Rock live music or just rock at a barkek I guess I never heard it referred to like that, do they have a big rock/metal scene over there? Do people dance and mosh at these bars or just chill and listen? I've been wanting to go to a concert on a trip abroad at some point, would be fun to mosh internationally >Good but I still prefer Japan not to be a weebIn my travels I would agree that Japan has had the best food from the places I've been to. I was there 2.5 weeks and barely had any repeat meals and pretty much everything was great
>>34925448>but likely not actually happeningare attention spans really this short now, didn't even bother to read the whole post lmao.
I agreed to go to a concert with people soon and I'm really dreading itHow do I get out of this
>>34925457Just go have fun you fuck
Femanons, would you give your boyfriend a pass to randomly "rape" you at any moment he chooses? Like he could kick the door in wearing a mask and a hoodie with a fake knife, and you will never know what time or day it might be that he does so it's like some sort of long-term CNC fear-play game where the anticipation builds.
>>34925461Do people who have fantasies like this have jobs?
>>34925461Honestly yes but I'd never myself ask that since it feels like somehow it'd sound more unhinged coming from a woman
>>34925449>abductionI’m not buying it
>>34925453>What pickups were you thinking? Honestly whatever I can get that fits, I buy most of my guitar stuff secondhand for a little discount. There's a PG-13 for 90 bucks I've been eyeing that's probably gonna be my best bet >Ive been wanting to get bareknuckle aftermaths for my talman Yeah fuck those are like 400 bucks a pop right, what made you want those specifically I remember someone mentioning a talman before I think we've talked once
>>34925458>Just go have funI don't know how to have fun. I hate socialising these daysI might predispose myself that weekend and just pay my friend for the ticket>>34925460Evil fuck, hope fun awaits him in prison...>>34925463I have a job and the opposite fantasy>>34925466Nta but why not? People are kidnapped and trafficked all the time. PornHub is notorious for its lack of content regulation
>>3492545750% of the time i feel like that whenever there's a social function. 99% of the time it's fine and I end up enjoying myself. So personally I simply try to ignore that dread feeling and go despite it.
>>34925450I think it's mostly gay males.
>>34925455Reading is gay>>34925469>99% of the time it's fine and I end up enjoying myselfI have the reverse thing, 99% of the time I do social things I just wish I hadn't gone. The last few social outings I did were terrible I can force myself, but ugh. I'm just too polite to decline
>>34925460Hot
>>34925468>why not?Crocodile tears after a manic hoe excursion.
>>34925473Creepy pedo spammer is back guys
>>34925414>What kinda stuff Last thing I made was a dress but usually it's something weird for a Halloween costume. One time I made a super oversized sweatshirt (like I took a sweatshirt I had and increased the pattern size 1.8X any bigger and the sleeves would have touched the ground) because I watched an Oliver Tree video and had a really stupid idea. That's usually how it happens I get a Jimmy Neutron style brainblast and work on it obsessively for a week and a half.>musicNice. Half the guys I've dated have been some kind of musician I tend to vibe well with them. What instruments can you play? I used to play clarinet in grade school.
>>34925474>Crocodile tearsYou're an idiot>>34925478>What instruments can you playPussyClarinet is awesome tho>usually it's something weird for a Halloween costumeYou got any plans for this year>took a sweatshirt I had and increased the pattern size 1.8X any bigger and the sleeves would have touched the groundThat is hilarious
Excuse meAttention pleaseI love womenThereI said itThat is all*hits blunt*
>>34925470Is that a confession I am reading?
I love women too. And also hate them
>>34925479>any plansYeah my sister told me the theme for her party like a week ago so I have something in mind that I'm planning how to make but almost every time my brilliant costume idea covers my face and would be incredibly warm so I'm trying to think of something else before I actually buy materials and get working on it. Gonna need a lot of upholstery foam and some fake fur this year.>That is hilarious I'm glad you think so I was so pleased with myself. It's so stupid but so warm it's nice to wear if you're only planning on sitting on the couch but you have to take it off to go to the bathroom lmao. One of these days I'm going to get a pair of really tiny sunglasses and wear the sweatshirt shopping or something.
>>34925457Are you actually dreading it or are you just anxious? Like if everything went perfectly would you have a good time or are you straight up not interested?
>>34925461No I hate that. If he wants to surprise tackle me sure fine but the mask and knife are too much. I'd probably hit him before it registered that it was him and not an intruder.
>>34925493I'm not anxious, more like depressed I guess. I really like the band I just cba to go and spend time with people. Feel guilty rejecting them but yeah it's gonna be ass. I don't have fun with these people anymore or anyone else
>>34925492>Gonna need a lot of upholstery foam and some fake fur this yearsounds like a plan, let us know when it's done >nice to wear if you're only planning on sitting on the couchlol it does sound comfy>really tiny sunglasses and wear the sweatshirt shoppingyou are a silly goose
>>34925467>There's a PG-13 for 90 bucksI checked out the pg-13 they sounds pretty good. You could also look at some of the seymour duncan ones they can be had for pretty cheap used. I think the JB has a mini version.>Yeah fuck those are like 400 bucks a pop rightThe aftermaths are not that expensive I think theyre like 2-300. Still its far from cheap. I want them because I mainly play metal and the talman I got has kinda low output seymour duncans in them and they don’t sound good with really high gain distortion. Plus they got a pretty good clean sound as well which is pretty good because I use the bridge pickup like 99% of the time
>>34925463Yes at deloitte
>>34925508deloitte, more like de coomerare you in L O N D O N
Did vagina-havers watch Barbie movies?They had their charm, and I think they are still better than many kids' movies of the same era
>>34925510NAG but I own like half of theseThis is the best Barbie movie though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpXumTarHfM
>>34925510I was already like 10 when they started making them but I have seen a bunch of them because a girl I babysat was obsessed with them. She also really liked the movie White Chicks so I've seen that 20 times. I remember Swan Lake the best probably.I did play a fair bit of Barbie horse adventures for ps2. It was my sister's game though.
>>34925516>really liked the movie White ChicksLMFAO based>swan lakethat one is GOATed <3 still have the VHS>Barbie horse adventures for ps2also tuffI'm so old I had this on PS1 lol
>>34925512I didn't even know there were movies before The Nutcracker.80s cartooon animation in that does look kinda charming
Women would you pop your husband's backne
>>34925510Ah!It's a temporary setbackIt's a momentary lossBut conveniently my ego doesn't bruiseAnd the moment that I get backI will show them who's the bossYou can bet your bullion there'll be no "I do's"Yes, suppose the girl goes missingSo the king says "Au revoir"Then I find her, bring her back and make the newsThen the queen will be so gratefulThat she'll pledge the heir to moiAnd I'll humbly tell her, "How can I refuse?">>34925454Not bigger than other countries but decent and cheap enough Yes you can mosh >>34925466Yeah yeah women bad men good life perfect no incel just moody wahmen hurrr hurr Mountain Dew - s>>34925485I love men too I wish they were real
>>34925519Impressive lol. Crash team racing for ps1 is the only videogame I've ever finished.>>34925521You kidding? Of course. I would ask if I could. I used to do it for my sister all the time.
>>34925520>80s cartooon animation in that does look kinda charmingthe vibes are kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eAERZKzLpQThe Nutcracker's a great movie though (even if the CGI kinda cursed now)also not a movie but Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse is unironically really good lol
>>34925521Yes and then I would treat it and his diet so that it doesn't reoccur
>>34925526>Crash team racing for ps1 is the only videogame I've ever finishedHoly based, literally my favourite racing game of all timeI also got all achievements in CTR: Nitro Fueled which is an excellent remake>>34925525banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-jP1BnbYUM>I wish they were realwe're right here
>>34925512This is aggressively late 80s this is fantastic lmao
>>34924090Women are great, they're so much fun to talk to and look at
>>34925520>80s cartooon animation in that does look kinda charmingAmerican tail, land before time, all dogs go to heaven, secret of nihm, etc. Times were good.
>>34925533I think that anon means barbie movies specifically
>>34925530>aggressively late 80s this is fantastic lmaoglad you appreciate it lol this legend recently remastered the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pPLwkl7ipsthe singer for barbie is a real estate agent now lol>>34925533based pics. The Secret of NIMH is so tuff>>34925531I mean some are lame but yeah I like most of them
I just learned today my gf has taken a lot of fucking cock. Her body count is greater than her age, and she is old enough to drink.Im still trying to come to terms with this.
>>34925541fuck off with your cuck fantasies please
>>34925541If she has no diseases, no kids, no weird relationships with men she had sex with in the past, and she doesn't have any incompatible preconceptions or expectations about sex with you because of it, does it matter?
>>34925541You can’t both enjoy her being a ho and not want her to be a ho.
>>34925525>It's a temporary setbackkino song
Who was in the wrong here?
>>34925548this better not be a plebbit thread
>>34925548Marriage is hell. Just fuck bitches and be done with em
>>34925549As if there is any doubt
>>34925548it's incredible to me that manchildren like this get married lol
>>34925548> having kid with self centered moid that isn’t even excited about his own child > going through life threatening surgery where it can break you ass to vagina or someone has to manually rip your abdominal muscles during a C section > mood will probably say that childbirth is easy I’m never having kids with no one working with men like this and seeing this shit first hand is enough, shit bc I wanted a cute family but cannot be someone’s baby mama.
An old craftsman or Victorian style home with a wraparound porch in the Deep South would heal me
>>34925555It's even necessary to purchase big houses today? Barely anyone is having kids at most one or two, an apartment is enough
>>34925541unfortunately the only thing for you to do is to take just as much cock so that you break even
>>34925555fr these houses are beaut>>34925493thx for the pep talk anyways, I'll force myself to go lolthink I'm just socially burned out atm desu between work and f a m, ain't got time for friends
>>34925555Manifesting Scottish stone cabin within 30 mins of the local pub by foot with no one to fuck up my day and internet - sheep and some cows
>>34925541I mean. If you had no idea until she told you does it really mean anything?
>>34925555Hardmode: no air-conditioning. You’ll change your tune fast.
Manifesting waking up in the woods and wandering around until I starve to death
>>34925481A confession that you guys suck dick more than I do?
>>34925548>voluntarily having a child with someone like this Moving the gaming setup back in in the interim is whatever it's the crib box in the hall and complete disinterest in putting it together for me.
>>34925541Her pussy must be wrecked. You didnt notice that at all? You couldn't tell she was run through? Is this your first girlfriend?
>>34925548He's gonna wake the baby and deserves to be loud in the living room.
>>34925572>Her pussy must be wrecked.It’s funny how virgins think a pussy works.
How much of assholery is just people giving up on life and being good?
>>34925574I don't think they actually think it they just say it as bait Like if you think about it logically a woman who's been in one committed relationship her whole adult life and she and her partner have sex twice a week she's probably been fucked WAY MORE than a woman with a body count of 20 who's never had a relationship last past 3 months. It doesn't even make sense from the "wear and tear" perspective.
>>34925582This sounds like cope.
>>34925582
>>34925582Hell, one week of passion with one guy can easily be more than 20 one-night-stands. Guys listen, unless a pussy has been gauged out, it naturally returns to factory settings. A loose pussy is one that has had lots of sex recently, not in general. (Also, tightness and looseness has its own natural settings too.)
what's the best way to fade out from friendships without actually ghosting them which feels too harsh
>>34925562Too bad the weather would be kinda shit
>>34925593> cold > cold > cold FUCK THE HEAT
>>34925580>and being goodDid you mean to write that?
Kind of off-topic, but does anybody here have statistics, a paper or anything really about the correlation of women who self harm and how deviant/sexually active/"degenerate" they are?Because it's getting kind of crazy just how many women have self harm scars...
>>34925593>the weather would be kinda shitthat's what going down pub is for lolit's pissing it down again? have a pint and fag in beer garden
>>34925591“Ghosting” is such a bullshit modern term. The way to fade out of friendships is exactly what ghosting is called nowadays. You slowly hang out less and less and answer less and less. That’s what fading out means. It almost always becomes mutual that way.
>>34925595>>34925596Wtf why did it let me double post
>>34925593Compared to the deep south? Real american’s genes are made for northern europe.
>>34925598I doubt it correlates with degeneracy but I bet it does correlate with risk taking behaviors. People who are kind of suicidal generally don't have the best "risk vs reward" evaluation skills. If you think you might kill yourself one day does it really matter what you do?
>>34925598Mentally unwell girls do have a habit of being sexually degenerate freaks. No shit, i’m pretty sure it’s even part of diagnostic criteria.
>>34925598pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11462786/
>>34925594>FUCK THE HEATTRUE cold is comfyI was thinking more of the rain and the general gloomy british weather. Especially winter time.>>34925599Might as well buy the pub and live upstairs
>>34925600>slowly hang out less and less and answer less and lessok I'll try more but what if they still invite you to things>>34925610>live upstairsthe noise tho... sod thatbetter to live in cottage a few roads down>>34925610>general gloomy british weatheryou get used to it
>>34925608Seems unrelated.>>34925606Yeah, I was trying to just put some general words there to cast a wide net. I guess hypersexual would also have fit.>>34925607That has been my experience too, as a form of trauma response I guess. But I would have been interested if there was any research done in this regard.
>>34925598Ok, I found this, maybe it's relevant.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4729330/
Whites should conquer terraform and build a sprawling metropolis on Antarctica.
>>34925618There aint shit to conquer on Antarctica
>>34925620Penguins
>>34925620There's all kinds of stuff beneath the ice
I just had a horrible nightmare. The ghost of Fred Durst was coming to grab my penis.
State Gender, what do you think picrel smells like?
>>34925625You already asked this.
>>34925624...isn't he still alive?
>>34925628You actually believe that?
>>34925614>a form of trauma response I guessLike anon >>34925606 alluded to, a lot of it has to do with risk-taking behavior. (Of course, depends on the type of girl). For example, drugs, or someone being heterosexual indulging in homosexual acts.
>>34925624At least he wasn’t after your chocolate starfish
>>34925627I know but i wanted to try again, I'm sorry. I just like seeing anons thoughts.
I wish adult women had masturbated me more often when I was an adolescent boy.
>>34925612>ok I'll try more but what if they still invite you to thingsThey will. And you’ll say no. The more you say no, the less likely they’ll ask again. Btw, why do you want to drop the friends?
>>34925628Fine, then, the ghost of his career
RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
>>34925625unpleasant>>34925637nostalgic lol>>34925635>you’ll say noI feel rude not saying yes sometimesalso having some people over soon >_>>why do you want to drop the friendson my hermit shit. work and volunteering is enough socailising for me (gotta be up in 5hrs...)
Crazy yt rec after clicking on the limp bizkit vid
>>34925625FPaint
Anons would you try living off the grid with your partner?
>>34925642no, sod that, I need my creature comforts>>34925640>lankymy chubby ass is safe
>>34925639Fuck dude, you don’t need to drop your friends then. But you’ll get what you want by just being honest. “I’m too tired to go out”, “i’m overwhelmed, it’s just too much” etc. Definitely don’t burn bridges.
>>34925642I need the computa and fiber internet so probably not
>>34925598Is this why BPDs fuck the best and are the most into actually having sex, unlike your average woman?
>want to do things with a gf>don't want to do things on my own because I won't enjoy them or care, I just want there to be another person, and ideally for them to enjoy the thing>never do anything because I don't date so I come off as boringwhat do?
Everyone's either going broke, getting cancer, or addicted to gas station drugs. The only people who seem to have made it are propping up an illusion with their spouse's income and credit card debt. Fucking K-shaped economy ass bullshit. It used to be you could travel abroad to a country across the ocean to seek your fortune and escape this shit but now you can't even do that. Life in 2026 is a prison on planet fucking BULLSHIT.
>>34925650recognize that you are ngmi
>>34925641
>>34925650Make friends. You wanting a girl to fill whatever void you feel is exactly what will keep you from getting one.
>>34925652>It used to be you could travel abroad to a country across the ocean to seek your fortunethat was always just opportunistic war profiteering by insiders and neposlop, as it is today
>>34925646>you don’t need to drop your friends thennah, no point stringing them along if I'm lowkey not invested anymore>don’t burn bridgeswhy not, I prefer to operate independently>>34925648>the most into actually having sexthis is definitely a subset of BPDs I think, a lot of BPDs are borderline asexual>>34925650get a hobby?
Femanons do you have nice feet? You don't know? Well how about I rate them haha
>>34925652we live in a society ahhjust gotta do your best to live within your means and enjoy what you can>going broke, getting cancer, or addicted to gas station drugsI got sober and got a good jobhad a biopsy recently though and turns out I have cancer lmaoit's treatable at least (sorry to my haters)
>>34925659Please don't speak to me.
>>34925662No. Too sweaty tonight.>>34925647>>34925645Would you support her learning how to make bread and other essentials?
You were working as the only dispatcher on duty at a small police station in an Arctic Canadian village when the alien arrived and began its rampage. It was your own personal 9/11. Yet no one believes you. Not about the flying saucer. Not about the houses in flames. Not about the lives you saw lost, the corpses of your neighbors, when you had left the building after running from the Beast that Spoke in Static. And now you are in hiding, last seen in a camper van, and who knows if you're still even in Canada. You certainly wouldn't risk going to America. You would probably be taken to Area 51, waterboarded, and dismembered while you are examined for signs of alien contamination. You are living your whole life looking over your shoulder.
>>34925659>nah, no point stringing them along if I'm lowkey not invested anymoreDude, you’re not the center of their world. You are not the main character. They like you well enough to have you around, that’s all. Don’t throw that away. Just find the amount of times that you can hang out with them that they will still ask you but not too few that they drop you completely.
>>34925653Well that's not productive>>34925657>make friendsUh oh. Yeah probably ngmi. I had friends for years and that never helped me get a gf. It did give me some semblance of feeling more justified in spending money to do things though, but I had a falling out with my friend group so I don't talk to them anymore, and don't suspect I can really make new friends.>>34925659I have hobbies, but we don't need to pretend that anybody wants to hear about anybody else's hobbies.
Sometimes I give people a fake name because I don't like hearing or saying my real one
>>34925658>Teaching English in China and Japan to save and make money like older generations used to before that job started paying peanuts>War profiteeringNo offense but are you literally fucking retarded
>>34925668Where's the sodomy?
>>34925666Lulz 666I gtg anyway >>34925671>you’re not the center of their world. You are not the main characterTrue, I'm overthinking this>Don’t throw that awayI'd rather just move on desu
>>34925671I think the bottom line is they're all normies and I'm a basketcase. They're nice people but I have nothing in common with them anymore so "hanging out" is just not enjoyable. Anyway thanks for the adv
>>34925673>I had friends for years and that never helped me get a gf.>but I had a falling out with my friend group so I don't talk to them anymore, and don't suspect I can really make new friends.You’re just a cunt. Got it.
How do people make friends outside of work/school
>>34925680Yeah, let's pretend that stops people from having friends or finding gfs/bfs.
>>34925676Joe R. Lansdale, "The Steam Man of the Prairie and the Dark Rider Get Down: A Dime Novel"
Anyone here thinking about "Going to Casablanca" (euphemism)?
>>34925668Neat>>34925674If male, would you take your wife’s name when you get married?
>>34925679>they're all normies and I'm a basketcase.You’re insisting that they keep asking you to hang out though. You do know that they can’t hear your thoughts, right?
>>34925684I never watched it so I don't know what that means.
>>34925688It's nothing to do with the movie.
>>34925682>i don’t want friends because it never helped me to get a girlfriendThat’s you
>>34925675you need to tackle some fucking history books son
>>34925685I'm never gonna get a gf let alone married. And I don't really hate my last name as much as my first
>>34925667>Would you support her learning how to make bread and other essentials?Yh I don’t see why not
>>34925693Initial please
>>34925692Claiming that working at a university in China in the 1980s was profiteering off of the aftermath of the Sino-Japanese War is a big ass fucking GOATSE-level stretch.
>>34925642Like no internet or no electricity and running water at all
Girls, given what we've seen lately, do you think the people who want to repeal the 19th amendment have a point?
>>34925684Don't fucking delete yourself, man. Hang in there.
>>34925685>If male, would you take your wife’s name when you get married?Ahahahahahaha
>>34925696Wtf why
>>34925697the Sino-Japanese war was literally waged to attack American business interests in China
>>34925703If you hated your last name too>>34925704Please don’t kill my feline curiosity
>>34925691I don't not want friends, I just doubt I could find any new ones, and it has never really made a difference in the past in finding a gf is the point.
>>34925682No, poverty keeps me from finding a partner.
>>34925699No, but I do think people who want to toss you across the room by your penis or big toe and laugh as you get flung into the wall have a point.
>>34925541Okay? Who gives a shit?>>34925699>do you think the people who want to repeal the 19th amendment have a point?Only half of one. Frankly, we need poll tests back. Stupid people having the same or even more voting power than me is suicide fuel.
>>34925705
>>34925709I'm not against names that start with my initial but the name I have is just awkward and weird sounding and I've never met anyone else that has it. Most people have no idea how to pronounce it and honestly, I don't really know either. Also it just makes me think of myself which makes me skin crawl because I hate that motherfucker.
>>34925702Why don't people just google this euphemism instead of guessing what it means?
>BV successfully got ohio out of here for goodGood riddance lol
>>34925699No.
Femanons, have you ever had a cock in every hole at the same time before?
>>34925718Is this some ESL translated idiom, nobody cares about your faggot language
>>34925699No. I think they want to hate women point blank.
hi
>>34925642Not completely off grid because my YouTube addiction is crippling but I'd be down to attempt a bunch of self sufficiency type shit. I can can things.
>>34925709Oh fuck, you’re actually talking about the sound of the name aren’t you and not the history of it. Men see things externally and generationally. For a man to reject his last name is to reject his family and his forebearers. So even if he does turn his back on his family name, he’s going to make his new name his own…not becoming the bitch of some upstart cunt.
>>34925721yes
>>34925724I hate many women but not all of them. A lot of them are great. But I do think on net we'd be better off if women just weren't allowed to vote
>>34925642For people who answer 'no' you better take some steps to get ready because the the answer was already made and you're gonna want your answer to be 'yes' sometime in the next 18 months or you're in for a bad time.
>>34925719I think he tried to ask korrasami out and she said no and now he’s off sulking LMAO
>>34925699Which gender was the majority when voting the pedophile into office? No one who's saying that actually gives a shit about kids.
>>34925697>>34925716the salient point here is that opportunities of the sort you are whining about do existjust not for (You)
Korrasami will you go out with me?
>>34925655y bueh
>>34925730No. I think we should IQ weight our votes into decimal points.>>34925713>>34925732She's in texas and he didn't even make plans to travel to me.
>>34925687>You do know that they can’t hear your thoughts, right?I don't know that for sure Anyway got work in 5hrs so ttyl
>>34925736>Everyone I don't like is a pedophile Not helping the case that women should be voting
>>34925718Why would you use a niche euphemism in a mixed group and expect people to know what you were talking about?
>>34925738Korrasami is a carpet muncher
>>34925732Uh I don't think that happenedHe asked if /atoga/ had anybody that they wished they'd never metShe said "you" and he immediately dissappeared
>>34925741>he didn't even make plans to travel to me.I mean... you're you though, to be fair
if I as a man like to eat pussy does that make me a carpet muncher?
>>34925747Hi, I'm carpet, please step on me.
>>34925744>Everyone I don't like No we're talking specifically about the president. Anyone who's saying "women who support her shouldn't be able to vote" is just using it as an excuse. If they actually cared about making sure something like this doesn't happen again rather than hating women they'd be raging about mental health professionals.
>>34925718Fuck off and kys.
>>34925756>Trump is a pedophile because... HE JUST IS OKAY!Women shouldn't vote
>>34925681Hobbies and social events and concerts. Basically say yes to every group activity, go volunteer for a park clean up or any other community activity
>>34925758It’s so dumb. Can’t i just hate him because he started a war and then said he doesn’t care about american families suffering as a result?
I have to break my arm
>>34925725Hey, what's up
>>34925765Unfortunately in 2026 you have to call everyone who disagrees with you a pedophile. That's the entirety of political discussion now.
>>34925766You in a 127 hours style situation?
>>34925769No it's just deformed
>>34925768Unfortunately it is always fact
Living is so hard, everything hurts, what's the point even
>>34925769Maybe he's trying to escape the upcoming draft?
>>34925772Check this person's hard drives
Should I go to the hood?
>>34925778>drives (plural)ur so v&
>>34925777I wish I could be a soldier. But the army won't take me because I'm too old and autistic.
>>34925763Do you volunteer? What kinds of volunteering do you do if you do? do do do do do
How do I stop thinking about an ex?It's a real bad time for me to date right now so I can't look for anyone else. But I made the mistake of reaching out a few weeks back to make sure she was okay and we started talking again before things got awkward, and since then I haven't been able to stop thinking about regrets or if I could do anything to salvage it (I definitely can't short of a hail mary confession, which will certainly not work).
>>34925787They'll take you soon, don't worry.
>>34925767up dog
I want her back
>>34925791Cold turkey, nigga. Nothing will do except for time or a new wet cunt.
>>34925795What’s up dog?
>>34925795>literally a cat
i should text her 2bh
>>34925801Then do it. (No dick pics though with your mental state.)
I will never forgive Florida for what they did.
>>34925796 Did Chad take her?
>>34925805Yes
>>34925788I've done park cleanups and picking up litter before. I am also kind of involved with local politics. I'm not really looking for friends but I've made some acquaintances from there
Women do you have autism
>>34925809no but i am retarded
>>34925809Yes why?
>"right person, wrong time" breakupkill me
>>34925809My sister thinks she has autism, maybe she's right.
>>34925814Story time
>>34925808Cool. Thank you for the replies.
My kush so loud
Would you rather have unchecked immigration into your country from India, Russia, or turkey?
>>34925796It was never yours, nigga
>>34925820Russia. The women.
>>34925822There will also be men
>>34925820Turkiye obviously
>>34925822If women only, i might say turkey.
>>34925817the tl;dr is we're both struggling for work, i got a job offer in my hometown, and there's no work for her back there plus she has ties to our current city. we haven't been together long so i don't blame her for not coming with me but i've never felt this way for anyone before and i'd like to believe she felt the same. obviously if she's not coming with me maybe it's just me feeling this but that's what we settled on before saying goodbye.
RELEASE ME
>>34925820Russia easily
>>34925826>>34925823
>>34925825>>34925830And why
>>34925831Fuck off. We’re talking about women.
>>34925833It was my question, I make the rules. You'll get men as well as women
>>34925809You guys keep saying I'm autistic, so idk maybe.
>>34925832Because I hate Muslims and most Indians.
>>34925834Kek nope. Russian women vs turkish women is the better question.
>>34925842Really can't think with anything other than your dick
>>34925843If i wanted /pol/ shit i would be on /pol/.
>>34925832I have no specific problem with India other than that there are too many of themEthnic Russians are, in every sense, the 2nd worst people on Earth and always have been. Brits are generally worse but they don't have the numbers and they have actual cultural contributions to make.by process of elimination we arrive at Turkiye. They have decent food, decent cultural values, and plausibly attractive pornstars sometimes.
>>34925846It's so funny that Turkey changed the way their country is spelled so it's different from the bird
>>34925846>TurkiyeFfs
>>34925847Only in english. It’s another woke psyop like keeeeev
>>34925848tooorquuuueaaaye? what do you want from me here?
What games do normie woman play?
You motherfuckers think I won't kill myself but I will
>>34925818No problem, good luck anon
I've been chewing the same piece of gum all damn day.
Do massages actually work or is it some gay Zen voodoo shit
>>34925625MSulfur if we're going off the lore.
>>34925852Imagine the most iphone of “games”, that’s what they “play”. Candy crush for starters.
My fems? Anonymous. My 'cels? Involuntary. My bait? Raging. My AI? Sloppy. My room? Chatty. My image limit? Reached. My posts? Vague. My drama? Discord. My topics? Repeated. Oh yeah, it's /atoga/ time!
>>34925865I want you to nut right now and then still see if you stay.
>>34925867I've been here for 5 years now.
>>34925875I meant right now. Nut first.
>>34925823The important part is the women.
"Wow, cool melody I made, maybe I can turn this into a song" he says, before coming back the next day and realizing he just subconsciously cloned some melody that already exists. It was hallelujah this time. Genuinely what do I even do I can't tell you how many times this has happened, do I just have zero creativity.
>>34925885Nta, which do you think is better?
>>34925858what? how?does it taste like nothing now?
Silence with your right-wing bootstraps dialectic. I demand a government issued GF right now!
>>34925852ive been playing a lot of mini motorways and dead by daylight and peglin
>>34925888Ffs, stop being an autist. There is literally no new melody that can ever exist. You are hearing shadows of melodies when others can’t. Just enjoy making the music. Stop trying to be special.
>>34925829I can’t believe this is happenin’ to me
>>34925892Yeah it tastes like nothing, I bought some nicotine gum to use instead of vaping, but I'm still vaping a bit so I just kept chewing the same piece of gum so I didn't get even more nicotine.
>>34925889The women? Russian women.
Is Balls Hurt Gay 3 worth $40? It's on sale right now, but not for as much as I hoped.
>>34925903Why?
>>34925634huh???>>34925641the one true answer>>34925721yes, including my nostrils and ear canal >>34925804what was it?>>34925809maybe
>>34925910You're a virgin aren't you
>>34925910>what was it?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paora_(kiwi)
>>34925909They're attractive.
will impulsively losing ur virginity cure a person of being a socially stunted deadend?
>>34925751I'm 3x closer and he'd rather go to japan.As himself.
>>34925907Can your computer run it, Mr. Fancy-Pants Computer Man?
>>34925861If you have lymphatic issues, yes.
>>34925914Tell me though, if turkish women had blue or green eyes…?
>>34925896The point of art is that it's yours and you made it, and that it's a testament to your creativity and abilities. If I just fucking stole it then what does that say? If anyone listens to it they'll be like yep that's hallelujah.
>>34925893All facists must die for state mandated gfs.To war with you!
How could I be gay? My bitch is homophobic.
Do women really not know that getting tapped on the shoulder while they're giving a blowjob means you are about to cum? What do they think the tap is for?
>>34925921good fucking luck then
>>34925926why not use ur words
>>34925926To stopYou use your big boy words to define that a tap means cumming before the dick is in her mouth.
Pushing her head down when I cum
>>34925921You didn’t steal anything, retard. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CbFqqtmu9wDo you think if you use i, iv, v that means it’s stolen? Look, if you hear three notes in a melody…how many different melodies that already have been written can you turn that into? No shit, sit at the piano and play three notes. How many melodies can you turn that into that already exist?
>>34925920There are attractive Turkish women, but i'm think just in general. Russia would be the better option in my opinion. More Eastern European women.
Do Americans know about the French committing state terrorism in New Zealand in the 80s?
>>34925926You're not supposed to tell her. You're supposed to hold the back of her head so she can't escape.
>>34925943The french do terrorism in france too.
>>34925939I guess it seems to me that eastern slavs have this uncanney valley aspect to them. Like they are a mimicry with degradation.
Genders,Why are all of Brad Pitt's kids dropping his last name? What did he do on that plane?
>>34925926U wot?
>>34925861mostly expensive gay voodoo
>>34925907its an amazing game and one of the few that deserves paying the Devs and you fund their upcoming new game, with their completely twisted cinematic they shown recently
>>34925946French foreign intelligence agents perpetrated a bombing in Auckland harbour to sink a Greenpeace vessel that protested French nuclear tests in the south Pacific, killing one person.
>>34925950>Why are all of Brad Pitt's kids dropping his last name? He is abusive and unrepentant.>What did he do on that plane?He threw Angelina into a wall and grabbed her by the head, the Asian kid tried to stop it and Brad choked him. Angelina jumped on his back to get Brad off of him and he jumped back into the seats, driving his full weight into her as she fell across the arm rests, injuring her back. He also poured a beer over her, but I don't know if that was before or after the attack.
if women are allowed to show off thei buttcrack and cameltoes at gym, i should be able to show my bulge without judgement.
>>34925959#believe all womenespecially mentally ill ones that sucked and fucked entirety of Hollywood
>>34925961It's telling that none of the kids want nothing to do with him, even dropping his last name, and there was an FBI report to back it all up.
>>34925888Change a note or two or transpose to another octave like everyone else does bud
>>34925962yeah, we never seen that exact same scenario being played beforemaybe he got tired of raising someones else kidbut then again hes a stupid cuck for agreeing to all of this in first place. Well deserved
>>34925957French farmers literally sprayed manure on government buildings to protest low wages.
i wish femanon jumped on me and like, kinda raped me
My tenderloins hurt
>>34925970Too bad you can't talk to women.
>>34925963B..but teasing with key changes for a couple of notes would mean that he’s not Beethoven reincarnated…
>>34925972thats exactly why she needs to rape me before I get to have chance to speak
>>34925971Your penits?
>>34925970Male subs deserve the rope
>>34925974I only know one rapeable incel's location.
>>34925729How'd you find three willing guys?
>>34925977Yes, but only if femanon is tying it.
/atoga/ femanon spotted at the gym
i want a manon to jump on me but not rape me just kill me
>>34925977We're gonna get tied up? Oh nooo...?
>>34925964>adopting kids makes you a cuckWhat happened in your life to make you so miserable?Nevermind the fact that he has three kids of his own with her.
>>34925957They also assassinated the journalist who discovered them selling aircraft to Libya. Dumped his body in the river.
>>34925982would.jokes aside though, she probably would be hot if she just ozempicmaxxed and put in some effortalso why do you have to distract my eyesight with that cleavage? im already half chubbing
>>34925983>helps you heal instead
>>34925982Built for bbc
>>34925983what if i pounced at you, pinned to bed, whispered "good night" into your ear, gave you kiss on forehead and left
>>34925985What no pussy does to a mutha fuckuh
>>34925978where is that
>>34925991id feel scammed
Playing Dragon's Dogma and I somehow got Madaline as my beloved. I thought doing Duchess in Distress would guarantee that you got Aelinore as your beloved but evidently not. It's whatever, Madaline has bigger tits anyway.
>>34925994That's for me to know, and not get banned for posting an address again.
my penits does hurt because i dont want to goon but my brain doesnt agree
Femanons, what are your thoughts on prostate play that doesn't include pegging?
I got a date later today, honestly, I think my chances of getting laid are pretty low but she did agree to the date and we do have a lot of good conversations so..wish me luck If I get laid Im treating everyone to a (You) tonight
>>34926003Like remote vibrating buttplug in public?
why is it that when I'm happy I don't get horny?
>>34926004good luck
>>34926012You use masturbation as your source for dopamine when you're sad.
>>34925996If multiple characters have affection maxed, it's just up to who you talked to last.
>>>/gif/31160983finally a good threadtime to jork it to this content and fall asleepgn atogs
Do you guys think Christopher Walken knows what happened to Natalie Wood?
>>34926019I don’t know who that is
>>34925935I don't know what any of that shit means man I don't know theory I just play shit. All the time I'm like wow song sounds like nothing I've heard. A man has to prove himself somehow >>34925963If I change a note or chord then it's completely different and doesn't work anymore.
>>34926018*yawn* call me when there's another flattie thread
>>34926019Her husband murdered her
Girls, I seriously want to do my hair like Vince Clarke here. Would you be upset if your boyfriend got this hairstyle?
>>34924090A friend, (Girl) I kind of have a thing for had their car broken into after we had been hanging out for dinner with other people.Obv she was shook so I helped file the police report. Then texted her later to make sure she got home alright and then called when she responded (which was almost immediately) to just check on her, give advice on where to go from there and mentioned some windshield companies to maybe contact.Is that really all I should do from here and just let her or her other friends take over
>>34924090If a girl mentions a distressing moment, and said "I called my ex...at the time"Does that mean she is back together with him?
How do you deal with your ex finding someone else before you?
I actually have brain damage wtf
>>34926029I know but what I'm asking is does he know that for sure because he was there you guys are no fun
>>34926034Ideally you shouldn't be aware of that so you already fucked up
guys what happened to your oneitis?
>>34926026she barely has any tits though
>>34926041I accepted the fact I'll never be with her again and that is okay.
>>34924090
>>34926045not reading that shit
>>34926040Yeah I was a retard and peeked her social media, my bad.
Streets is saying the Resident Evil movie is good.
>>34926044I still think of you sometimes
>>34926042they need to be smaller
>>34926041she is dead to me and now I have a new one
>>34926045>Alright classStopped reading
>>34926038He saw her that night, but he wasn't there when it happened. That said, he knows her husband killed her.>>34926045OPEN THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOR!
>>34926050I'm sure she does.I do too. I think that is what all humans do.I'm just glad my memories of her are fond now rather than painful like before.I really do hope she finds what she needs. She does deserves it.
>>34926059Faggot
>>34926041She turned out to be lesbian.I'm free, I'm free, I never had a chance in the first place, I'm free!
>>34926050My oneitis very clearly had a heavy crush on me at a time when I couldn't be with her and then when I could finally be with her she'd already found someone else. She has a few mementos to remember me by so I hope she does see them and think of me sometimes.
>>34926041we graduated and never saw her again. i hope i never fall for a girl again, that shit was painful
Crazy that Brad Pitt played a guy who killed his wife in a manner very reminiscent of Natalie Wood in Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood given his current controversy. I wouldn't be surprised if the David Fincher Cliff Booth sequel suggests that he didn't really kill her.
My wife looks like Natalie Wood
Men, why aren't you Jay Leno?
>>34926071>now he devises her callWhat does this mean?
>>34926017Last game I may have done Deny Salvation before completing Madaline's quest and Deny Salvation locks in your beloved.
>>34926073It's Facebook headline slop made my some thirdie made to grab middle aged singles moms' (cough) attention
>>34926071Probably because the woman I thought I would care for and love forever surprised me and dumped me so I can't actually care for and love her forever.
Holy shit how is it midnight. I pissed another day away.
>>34926077One day closer to our beautiful deaths
>>34926077Tomorrow is a brand new day. Everything resets and you get a blank slate to try again. And if you really pissed the whole day away, then it should be easy to get more done tomorrow than you did today.
wish i was playing some video game with a beautiful big titty blonde rn :(
SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASELET ME LET ME LET MELET ME GET WHAT I WANT THIS TIME
>>34926071Because Leno sucks. The best thing he ever did was fuck over Letterman and start collecting cars with the trucks full of money they were backing up to his house to read a fucking teleprompter.He's no Craig Ferguson by any means.
>>34926084What video game
>>34926086Craig's shtick would never fly these days unless it was a gay guy doing it.
>>34926087Spy Fox in "Dry Cereal"
>>34926089I love humongus games.I want to play puttputt in space next.
>>34926087idk anything we both would like
This is a Pajama Sam thread
THIS is a Freddy Fish thread
but in truth, this is actually a Blaster Pals thread
All along 'twas a Logical Journey of the Zoombinis thread.
>>34926091I could mince around with naruto ultimate ninja in a couch versus.
i was having a shitty night but this humongous games talk has cheered me upi love you all (sometimes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmHZI03a_YoKeep this playing in the background all the time.
Do I have 80hd or am I simply a retarded nigger
>>34926098I am going down a rabit hole and now I'm looking at this game. But it looks like an atoga thread image.
could use some moid hand pics right abt now
>>34926097>I could mince around with naruto ultimate ninja in a couch versus.i haven't played that but it looks fun af
>>34926104You have a bf go ask him cheating bitch
>>34926106i dont have a bf smd smd smd
>>34926104
>>34926107Lmao ok
>>34926109those arent urs
>>34926105It is fun.
>>34926096Zoombiniville was promised to use 3000 years ago
>>34926109Why are your wrists so thin
>>34926104i have nice skinny lean hands but i am skinny so im gonna get roasted by 4chan chads :(
What I hear in my head when reading American posts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQDY3HFkh_Y
>>34926109genuinely a zero percent change any guy on atoga knows how to make a picture this tasteful, has a body like this, and moisturizes his skin. amazing pic, absolute larp.
>>>/wsg/6234974New random asian girl for white guys to lose their absolute minds over that will leave white girls saying, "she's just a random girl?" just dropped
>>34926116>but i am skinnyyou say that like you can’t fix that
>>34926122Idk what the rest of you niggas see they all just look like cartoon characters. Absolutely robotic mannerisms and facial expressions, eyes like bricks
Is this why people don't like me?
>>34926104i'm brown (persian) ya all wont like my hands even though tthey look very similar to >>34926109
>>34926122She has a nice face. Most Asians have those unfortunate moon faces. I almost wonder if she's a quarter white or something.
>>34926117M, AmericanI've been listening to this song since I was 13 it's cool as hell
>>34926125I'm not autistic but I have a permanent look of contempt and disgust on my face
>>34926104I'd rather not get banned, so unless you have somewhere else to post those, nah.
>>34926124Them white folks are down right peculiar
>>34926130since when do hand pics get u bannedor just post them on soc >>34926126post the brown hands
>>34926122Too skinny for my tastes, but I would totally fatten her up and put white babies in her.
>>34926134>since when do hand pics get u bannedAny camwhoring gets you in trouble. /adv/ in particular has rules against it.>just post them on socGotta be more specific than that, because crosslinking has gotten me in trouble too!
>>34926136"White babies" NIGGA THEM SHITS AINT GONE BE WHITE NO MO
>>34926138just post them and ill find them on my own,
>decide to watch some porn after 2 weeks off>accidentally stumble on to a romantic life JAV (SW-857). I don't usually watch JAV because I hate how it's mostly staged rape/cuckshit, it's censored, and the I don't like the way the women scream>the woman spends half the video wearing his shirt>actors have great chemistry, she makes the cutest expressions that aren't just banshee wailingDamn, a porno actually gave me tfw no gf. This ever happen to anyone else?
>>34926141I don't see any hand threads over there. Peasants of poor taste, clearly.
>>34926124ive noticed that if a man isn't attracted to asian women they not only find them unattractive but basically downright hideous
>>34926144why are u being difficult
>>34926143Gooning has destroyed my desire for romantic connection. When I jerk off I only think of how much I want to fuck like an animal.
men you don't actually care about what a girl writes on her dating profile and hinge prompts do you? i assume you guys mostly just look at photos barring any red flags like having children
>>34926147It's a trauma response from being splashed by a spray bottle too many times.
>>34926146I've also noticed that men who don't like Asian women end up dating/marrying the most attractive Asians.
>>34926150yeah
>>34926151u can’t be splashed w water over the internet so dont worry
>>34926150MI'm not on dating apps but you read what you wrote for red flags too. Need to know if you're an astrology person, your religiosity, major personality traits, or if we need to pretend to be right or left wing to sleep with you.
Don’t you wish you didn’t think beyond the next paycheque and the next little drink?
Man I am fucking HIDEOUS I have to kill myself asap to spare everyone's eyes
>>34926124same for me. asian girls have no sex appeal at all
>>34926157Worry is my natural state! Happy to post in a thread if you point out a suitable one, but I don't see any. If not, no big loss, I'm a skeleton anyway!
>>34926121you really liked those hands huh femanon
foids, actually genuine questiondo you feel any different if you leave the house without makeup on?
Cried while listening to Mahler again award
>>34926163post them in the disc image only thread
It's crazy that the daughter from The George Lopez Show was Albanian in real life.
I am a cockroach
shitposted for 5 hours instead of working on my paper or doing my reading again award
I am going to die as a nobody
>>34926134>post the brown handsshould i? i dont want to get banned
When did facefucking become a thing? We really need to ban porn because it is fucking up the male brain with unhealthy ideas about sex.
>>34926140I'm gonna be honest with you, I have a really hard time telling happas (at least happas where the Asian parent is East Asian and not SE Asian) and white people apart. Like there's no real difference between a happa and a Bulgarian.
>>34926165i feel extremely different, very insecure and far less confident. but i struggle with facial dysmorphia. i imagine the average woman just feels less put together and only slightly more insecure if at all>>34926164
>>34926167Making me post a fake name over there, I'm a fugitive now. Enjoy!
>>34926176>there's no real difference between a happa and a Bulgarian.
>>34926179very pale, i like the crooked middle finger toowhats the scar from?
Do you have a favorite child?
>>34926183Yeah, I get maybe twenty minutes of sun a day.I've raised lots of shelter puppies, and they tend to be quite bite-y early on.
you can tell how attractive a man is just from his hands alone. this doesn't apply to women btw
Handsome man have ugly ears!
>>34926181It's true, I kept thinking that random Happa YouTubers where white, and then I thought I got wise to it, I looked at Turkey Tom and said "he's definitely Happa" but no, he's Bulgarian.
>>34926122If white foids acted this cute then I'd like them too but the cute white foid is sadly a dying species
Youtube's recommending me videos about femtogans
Women how much do you hate your body 1-10
>>34926187Femanons used to drool over my hand pics back when I posted them, irl I'm an ugly manlet. So I dunno
Modern women will suck dick now on the first date and it's all so tiring man.
>>349261957.5-1 for my small wrists-1 for my small tits -0.5 for my ****
>>349261950
>>34926200You say that like it's a bad thing go get your shit wet virgin
is there anything sexier than a girl in panties and a loose t shirt? oh my lord
>>34926200Calm down, you're just rapeable and easy.
>>34926203I want a wife not a ho.
Why is my kitten attacking my feet
>>34926207Your wife is supposed to be your hoe
Women, are you offended if he doesn't nut
>>34926208thats just what cats do
>>34926208It's just kitten around.
>>34926212It personally hurt my feelings I think he’s mad that I showered and closed the door
If your daughter had no arm and her clitoris was itchy. How would you help her?
FemanonDid you bite it?would you bite it?how often did you bite it?When will you bite it?
Guys, given a choice would you rather be with a girl that sucked 20 dicks or fucjed 20 guys?
>>34926218suckedThough I think that question is flawed because I think there's a good chance if you had sex you put his pp in your mouth too
When I was young I was small and scrawny, and I thought I'd grow up to be normal and that it'd be ok. But that never happened. Years and years later and the only thing that's different is that my legs are hairier. I feel trapped and cheated
>>34926216Pedophile
>>34926222:/ thats gross
>>34926223Where do you think meat comes from
>>349261950 hate.My boobs are pretty rough, my hands are kinda ugly and my eyelids irritate me but it's like not getting something in your favorite color, little disappointing but you get over it.>>34926221Should've drunk more milk
>>34926224i dont eat deer
>>34926221Mmmm smol
>>34926226Other animals look like that inside
>>34926226If you imagine a pig do you suddenly not have a problem with the picture what's your point
>>34926228not that ive seen nor want to see thats why i said it was gross>>34926229pigs dont look like deer
its whimsical snow season soonfemanon, are your iceskates sharpened?is your fuzzy collared jacket out of the closet?
can someone explain how do you guys deal with normie girls? most of them hate men, have been cheated on and have a lot of past baggage from chads + all the fucking weird shit they're into like astrology, tarot cards and shit. how do you guys even get into a relationship? all i've ever wanted is a normal nice girl who i am attracted to, who is attracted to me as well and will stay loyal. i have 0 patience for bs these women put on nowadays
>>34926223Posting alongside a pedophile is
>>34926230You're gross
>>34926233:/ why do you have to be weird>>34926234honestly ya i am but i dont post myself on here so thats why im in better standing
>>34926231It's not even fall you stupid sack of shit
>>34926215he probably is, post the cat
>>34926235You used to
>>34926238and ppl never minded them
Gary's really just posting animal carcasses to prove a point or something now
>>34926235I don’t doubt that you’re disgusting. You post with pedophiles
>women are throwing another collective tantrum over a sydney sweeney advertDo you think they ever get tired of it? At this point its embarassing
>>34926236>retardanon has never learned about different geographical locations having different climates
>>34926239People thought your hairy ass legs and gangly wrists were gross
>>34926240>>34926216
>>34926241>with pedophileshuh, when, where, who?
>>34926231I want to kill myself when it's consistently below 50 degrees outside during the day and it's dark by dinner time. So no, I don't have ice skates.
>>34926246Right under your nose
>>34926222>>34926233>>34926241Name on, Gary
>>34926244one singular guy thought that, the transvestigator who wanst even right in his tranny theories
>>34926247You should invest in a heated SCBA unit for the winter
>>34926247>I want to kill myself when it's consistently below 50 degrees outside during the day and it's dark by dinner timeYou wouldnt have this problem if you had ice skates
>>34926247>I want to kill myself when it's consistently below 50 degrees outside during the day and it's dark by dinner time.sounds like a skill issue
>>34926250Creepy pedo spammer is always present
>>34926251I thought they were quite gross too
>>34926256okay.. two guys then, wtv
Creepy pedo spammer >>34926250We found out you were a pedophile last thread
What a strange obsession with pedophiles
Wait so the guy who hates namefags is a pedophile?
>>34926252Yeah I don't think that would improve my mood at all lol.>>34926253I've ice skated. Doesn't make me not cold, or make it not dark. The problem persists. If you want to ice skate you can just go do it tomorrow anon you know the rinks can stay open all year right? >>34926254Would you consider not liking tomatoes a skill issue?
>>34926258Why are all of you so mentally ill? Have any of you tried being normal?
>>34926259It's just Gary
>>34926259The faggot is a terminally online pedophile sex pest
>>34926260Oh this is good hunting.
>>34926261>If you want to ice skate you can just go do it tomorrow anon you know the rinks can stay open all year right?its not the same if it isnt on the rink they set up in the middle of the old city center
>>34926262The meth destroyed his brain
>>34926262>implying we share culpabilityThe guy calling out the thread pedo is just as bad?
