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Happy Caturday
When you pass the torch to Gurpreet
I hate blondes
I love blondes
I love mecha anime, I love zeta gundam
>>34934903That woman looks like bad CGI.
>>34934918for me its Dual Parallel Trouble Adventure, Aldnoah, Eureka 7, and Sidonia
>>34934904>>34934907>>34934909>>34934921Somebody get these BOOMERS out of here!
>>34934927You are just jealous we get the young femanons in our DMs.
>>34934927>*cackles in FLCL dvds*go slurp down ur crunchyroll boy
GenderWould you rather your gf/bf/wife/husband call you by your name or by a term of endearment?
Do you guys use those smart tags like air tags, but like also third party stuff
>>34934929I just measured and it's 4.5 inches flaccid, now if only I could convince a girl to sleep with me it might be a useful trait.I figure 2.5 inches is probably the average increase for growers
>>34934932I have that at my parents' place too.
>>34934932Threadly reminder that it is always morally correct to pirate anime that is simul-released by Crunchyroll
>>34934933TOE, my little sussyhussy
>>34934903Just wild how entitled women have become.
>>34934933Endearment normally, name in bed.
>>34934897Watch Mushoku Tensei, just trust me on this one if you don't like it by the end of episode 8 then drop it.Otherwise Re:Zero season 3 is probably good. I have not watched it but I know Arc 6 which it is adapting and it is a nice arc IMO.
>>34934933MTerm of endearment desu
>>34934925oh for me its fist of the north star, zeta gundam, galaxy express 999 and bubblegum crisis/ad police.although I love all of the early UC gundam stuff it's hard to pick a favorite
>>34934942I felt guilty I didn't help a girl with her bags the other day but I was running late for class and had to go.
>>34934936ntaI'm a grower and go from 4" flaccid to 7" erect. It's a bit of a blessing and a curse. I like the idea of having a power level but a Japanese guy walked in on me in the shower by mistake and he probably thinks all black dudes have small penises because of me.
>>34934938storage prices are unhinged rneverything is falling apart so fast
Just looked at our femanons and sighed...
Im going for a strawberry sundae to help with my depression
>>34934936>now if only I could convince a girl to sleep with me it might be a useful trait.how can you have a huge dick and be a virgin are u retarded or something
>>34934945way ahead of you broIt's the only isekai I'm still caught up on
>>34934953brutalabsolutely brutal
>>34934953Foids, would you make me a Wendy's compass?
>>34934953I wish a woman made me a Taco Bell compass, I didn't realize how much higher my standards should be
>>34934942>multiple bags of clothing this sizewhat's the use case of having so many clothes?
>>34934953Mneed me one of these for Five Guys
>>34934962Ok Mr. Mansa Musa
>>34934933You may call meYour Grace>>34934953>mhhmm my medallion is vibrating>baja blast, gotta be
Either genderWhen was the last time you cried? (Optional) Why?
>>34934965Myesteday eveningi watched the scene in the sopranos where "When it's cold, I'd like to die" by Moby plays during Tony's dream sequence
>>34934959>he doesn't know
>>34934965MIn may when my parrot died
>>34934935Why do you keep asking this shit?
>>34934965Male. Today funnily enough. Got a lot of inheritance come my way. More money than I've ever had in my life. Never thought I'd crack, but I did. I don't cry unless it's serious stuff.
>>34934957Hell yeah, I do think MT is better than Re:Zero but I love both.
>>34934965Yesterdaybecause my eyes were dry for some reasonI can cry on command.
>>34934942You are very mentally deranged if you think anybody but you watches all that.
>>34934968>my parrot diedthey aren't supposed to do thatwhat happened?also gib parrot storytime
MOIDS!
>>34934961I think she might be a PA or something, and the dudes were probably teamsters or other Union guys working on a production set. They probably weren't even allowed to help her as part of their contract
>>34934969Are you fucking schizophrenic? Nigga where else have you been seeing that question, literally the first time it's ever popped up
>>34934953Dan Ryckert coded.
>>34934965MI didn't "cry" but I got teary eyed watching a part of the current MT season, it has a very sappy moment that hit home for me
>>34934975Don't @ me unless you got the taco bell compass.
>>34934963It's fucking crazy manWhat used to cost $30 for my whole family as a teenager now costs $30 just for me
Girls. How desirable is a guy who frequently gets matching digits on 4chan posts?
>>34934977https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/34916239/#34917636
tfw no banh mi compass gf
>>34934983You mean like this?
>>34934984Nigga that's YOU, get the fuck out of here.
>>34934985if I had a vietnamese gf I'd give her a banh mi cu every day
>>34934980i havec never been to a taco bell. wht is taco bell compass?
>>34934990>>34934953
>>34934974All pets die someday but for him it was way to early. He was only 14I dont know, he lost his voice all of a sudden. Drove him to every vet I know, antibiotics, constant care, everything. Found him lying on the bottom of his cage in the morningI dont remember crying for anything as much as I did for my boy. He was with me since he was a little chick
>>34934988Retarded gaslighter.Go be weird somewhere else.
>>34934975FOIDS!
>>34934965MLast weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WhNn6zxqVg&t=196sNot this specific recording, but when the percussion cuts and the organ hits it always gets me
>>34934953>>34934991oh that's cute. moids here need a volunteering and outdoor hobbies compass
>>34934993What the fuck is wrong with you, YOU're the one that's gaslighting
>>34934976>workingNot according to her. Apparently men don't labor.
>>34934965Like 5 days ago. Last episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
>>34934994this is what the war in ukraine looks like...
>>34934994Wtf is this real
Men, are you aware that this is what happens when you leave your girl alone at her hobbies?https://x.com/bloomizlover/status/1660681240599744512
>>34934965MAt the funeral of my aunt's husband (my godparent) two weeks ago.
>>34935000>>34935001Found footage from the front lines
>>34934992oofsorry brothe man who never loves gives no hostage to fortune
>>34934992nta but I've been there with my cat. I had him 16 years. I still miss him, but fuck me does it hurt when they die.
>>34935005lol
>>34935005I feel like cats would do that if they could.
>>34935003She's not even moving. In 2027-0.2, to women, "dancing" apparently means laying on the ground in a starfish position while some random dude mimics the casual sex they're so used to from last night, and almost every day before that.Foids, please explain yourselves.
>>34935003What girl
>>34934965MFew days ago when journalling
>>34935007>>34935008The thing is you dont plan for it at all. He was supposed to get to 25 at leastSome live till 30
>>34935014i feel for u. even if ur a moid.
>>34935016damn. rest in peace.
Maybe I was a little too wild in the 70s
I got two new ones for you guys, happy gattoda
>>34935017Thanks I guess
>>34935021Can you put a name back mrs hipdips?
>>34935005>you see Yivan..>in Soviet Ukraine, Kot explodes you
People keep telling me to do volunteering. Why would I do volunteering? Spending my time doing shit I don't wanna do and for free no less.
>>34935027okay, don't thenAnon, you really need to stop posting, and like genuinely get a life off of this thread.
>>34935016Damn anon, that's rough. My cat was perfectly fine until one day he caught something. No idea what, took him to the vets, they kept him in and that was it. To anyone here who has pets. Cherish them, because the time is short. Even if it is 20 years.
>>34934975WHAT!!?
>>34934996I actually need a horny foids in my area who think I'm their type compass
>>34934975Remembered this from a while back https://voca.ro/11Q7wRW7brgh
>>34935036A pet never lives too long and they always go too soon
>>34935024I'm a man, you loser incel, lmaoGenuine sad ass post
momomomomoids what r u doing today
Women what would you do if your gay male friend you trusted more than any man in the world suddenly revealed he was actually straight and it was all an act to get close to you?
>>34935047Gaming and drilling cubing algs
>>34935045Kittenposter is trans now?
>>34935047Do orcas and dolphins eat each other
>>34934996>outdoor hobbiessuch as
>>34935047Going to see my brother then going to see a documentary at my local indie cinema.
>>34935047maybe going out alone and trying to find a foid for myself
>>34935030? Who the fuck do you think I am
>>34935051>orcasApparently some do eat dolphins. Pretty grim reading.
>>34935050God damn, like...Imagine being Anon, posting in a thread all day, obsessing people he will never meet, to the point where he fucking schizes out over cat webms.Sad life, sad sight.
Speaking of cats, my neighbours got one now and it kind of spooked me the other day.
>>34935047playing wow and working out and crying in the shower in that order
>>34935049:D>>34935051some orcas eat dolphins.>>34935053:) have fun>>34935054GOOD.
>>34935051That depends. Some Orca clans are specialized in hunting Dolphins, they definitely do. If they aren't , they generally don't.
>>34935047Eating a strawberry sundaeGoing to walk home in a minute
>>34935060same... but i dont play wow
>>34935061as long as you are orcaposting I have an orca webm
>>34935061>GOODWhy? I'm scared.
>>34935064<3>>34935066i remember that one. orca smart...
>>34935068give a man a fish and you feed him for a daygive an orca a fish and you feed him for a lifetime
>>34935067get out of your comfort zone. live, moid, live.
>>34935066Those are some dumb birds.
>>34935047And how are you, fat-chaser?
>>34935048Ask him if he found Jesus or something.I wouldn't believe him. Bi guys remain bi. I didn't want to have sex with him for how long so nothing he can say would change it either. Has nothing to do with him being gay, just that if a person is constantly with another person without seeing them as fuckable- they're not fuckable.
>>34935076death gives fish to us allall we can do is get choomped back
>>34935077i am not atrracted to fat people. i am okay. eating toast right now.
>>34935080>i am not atrracted to fat peopleWhat's up
Why is there a loser doing this "I recognize people" schtick That guy should read the room and leave.
>>34935080Oh, you're a different femanon?
>>34935076silly birds thought they could get away with it>>34935083up dog.
>>34935084Hilariously ironic post
>>34935087I want to have sex with you
>>34935089Not really, Anon wasn't calling out a specific anon, but an action. You probably thought it was ironic because you're stupid.
>>34935091BODIED that anon
>>34935091>>34935084>a loser >That guy Seems pretty specific. You dumb fuck
>>34935095oh, are you THE loser anon?Did you feel called out?
>>34935096No. Again hilariously ironic set of posts.
>>34935098Again, anon, you only think it's ironic because you're stupid.
>>34934953I'm looking for more of a slightly self-deprecating, horny engineer gf who makes a "gluck gluck 9000 compass" that always points towards her home and makes gluck gluck noises when I'm at her doorstep
>>34935099It's ironic because you think it's one guy that recognizes and that I'm the guy you think you're recognizing.
>>34935102No, you think it's one guy, Anon, that's why you're stupid, because you think it's ironic.
>I MUST RECOGNOOOZEEEE>NO I AM RECOGNOOOOOZZEERRR
>>34935103If you wanna troll do it right making shit up is boring
Genuinely, why are the men in this thread such losers.Go talk to woman in /soc/ or something, you can literally "recognize" them all you want when you have their discord and can literally DM them.
I'm out here smoking some good shit Ong fr
>>34934932Flcl sucks
>>34935108>Genuinely, why are the men in this thread such losers.this is their life, this is all they do, you know how men watch streams and think they're friends with the woman? this is them, they're the same kind of guys.
>>34935110MSame. I watched FLCL when I was 13 and didn't like it. I tried it again when I was like 20 and I still didn't like it. It's just not for me and TTGL is one of my top 10 anime.
Women, thoughts on prefab buildings?
>>34935112And some of them even pretend to be women.
>>34935047I wanted to read but I feel like I'm about to have a mental breakdown
>>34935091freak status: bodied
>>34935119>I can't read!
>>34935047what I said I'd do was work on my dissertation but I've just been shitposting on /atoga/ and /wowfg/
>>34935123that's not what I meant! I can read
>>34935110there's this thingyou start with the worst item on the menu
>>34935124the quality of posts on /wowfg/ is somehow worse than i expected for a high traffic /vg/ thread
>>34935074Yeah Im just gonna hate myself if I don't. Do women ever have to do this?
I have lost my will to live
>>34935133cow anon?
>>34935133You're currently in living state. All you have to do is keep going
>>34935133Where did you put it, woman?
How do you feel about government mandated bleaching?
I've been having scallion burps for the last hour.
>>34935134no>>34935135a friend of my mom said I was dead inside when I was a kid, he was not wrong>>34935137*anons are calling me a woman again*I'm gonna have a breakdown I swear :c
>>34935134who the fuck even is that, you need to stop doing this shit, it's embarrassing.
>>34935139grim
>>34935138Nigga you aren't "bleaching" you are browning yourself out of existence
>>34935143I mean, it's kind of pleasant, I had wrapped scallion skewers, yum.
>>34935146dire
I've been having scallops for about an hour
>>34935140>*anons are calling me a woman again*>I'm gonna have a breakdown I swear :cSo you're the gay man who attention whores by pretending to be a woman.
>>34935150Hilariously ironic post
>>34935074Why is this so difficult?
>>34935150I'm never pretending to be a woman that's just how I am
>>34935149hiccups
>>34935151Clown poster, I've about had it with you!
>>34935138What the other anon said. When 8% of the global population interbreeds with 92% of the global population the result is that the 8% becomes more like the other 92%
>>34935153But you are bisexual.
>>34935158where the fuck are you getting that from? I'm straight
>>34935158why are you obsessed with his sexuality nigga chill
Women do you like pearls? Are they outdated? How would you feel about pearl jewelry as a gift?
>>34935160Ok, asexual geriatric dogs poster.
>>34935161WHY do you want to fucking SHOVE PEARLS up her ANAL BUTTHOLE?
why does youtube think I want to watch chuddie manlet youtubers? they are so fucking annoying
>>34935164Wow the thread is pretty shit today, what gives
>>34935159>I'm straightUh so you don't know yet...
>>34935166We got the loser anon here today
>>34935165Stop trying to fuck midget men.
No women itt. All men.
>>34934994Suh
>>34935172Hey that's sooo rude to our twinks.
>>34935169this is bait
>>34935175Pull those pants down, boy
>>34934994SPONGEBOB! Also I find it funny how they made Bob's nose extra long in this scene for no reason
>>34935177I am not one, just defending our soft little emo boys!
I'm caught in a loop of looking up reviews of battery banks and wall chargers and then closing all the tabs telling myself I can't spend money.
Keep your wits about you, men. We are going deep into the dark woods, deeper than anyone's ever gone.
>>34935180you can spend money, but maybe you shouldn't, femanon
>>34935179t-thanks
>>34935179I'll make you one
>>34935185That was an ironic post. :)
didn't realize the recognizer was a homo
If my parents are divorced does that mean I'm destined to never make a stable family of my own?
>>34935187o-oh...
>>34935186You're making me some pants? What color and design?
>>34934903Alright, ladies. Here's my question to you, followed by a greentext of something thay happened to me today.Why do you lead men on?>be me>last night>go to bar for drinks and food with friend>waitress is flirting with me>HEAVY flirting with me>tells me she'll be working tomorrow>tell her I'll swing in for lunch>pop in around noon>omg I didnt think you were going to come see me today>talk more, order a sandwich, have a soda>talk some more with her, finally ask her for her number>erm, sorry, ackshyually I have a boyfriend>small talk dwindles >pay bill, leave>had my head fucked up afterwards >went home and dug a hole>picrel, said hole.So yeah, why do you do this? I get for validation and attention, but you have to understand, you play with a man's emotions too much, he's gonna fuck you over.
>>34934965F. I made crepes today and dropped one and started tearing up.
>>34935195you dropped a creep?Nice.
>>34935196CREPE.
>>34935190No. Expect an uphill battle
>>34935192None
>>34935195Sid you still eat it?
>>34934903>ask the opposite genderOnly zoomer males and trannies (male) post here.
>>34935195Lol I do this sometimes
>>34935197What did I do?I'm not a creep
Women, how often do you get eaten out?Men, is her having pubic hair an issue with eating her out?
>>34935194waitresses tips are almost entirely based on their attractiveness and flirting with patrons. she does this with almost everyone but will focus on guys who respond to it well and she thinks will be big enough suckers to pay her well. however most normies are aware if you arent chad this is all performance and she has no actual interest, you broke a sort of unspoken social rule by being ugly and taking this seriously
I'm a crepeI'm a weir-dough
>>34935194That's probably what her hole looks like too
>>34935206lol a friend showed me that meme a couple of days ago
>>34934933FHm. I guess term of endearment? It gives me the warm fuzzies if I'm not expecting it. Idk when we're alone I don't even expect a name just "hey" to get my attention.>>34934935No.>>34934942She's right though. If I saw a man with his arms full of shit I would hold the door for him that's bare minimum basic decency. The other day some old fat dude dropped his debit card on the ground and I picked it up for him because I wasn't sure his knees could take the trip.
>>34935210No you wouldn't.
>>34935119what happened.>>34935124do some work and do some shitposting after>>34935130i'm a hag femcel so i have no love life but i go out of my comfort zone for hobbies and social interaction :)>>34935152because you have low self esteem and u think everyone is out to get u and that you'll look foolish because u r new to things and u r afraid of humiliation and what other ppl think of u. just do it. get out of your head.
>>34935206>foidslopnty
>>34934933MI hope she never uses my real nameHun, babe, sweetie, sweet cheeks, etcUse whatever
>>34935211It's the difference between a nice neighborhood and a getto.
Men, have you ever done this?>I’m interested in a girl>Her friend seem to fancy me>Go for the friend because at least It’s guaranteed sex, even if I’m not attracted to jer
>>34935216No.
>>34935216No, girls dont fancy me
>>34935200Yeh. Obvs.>>34935203You're a piece of crepe, you know that?
>>34935216some moids do shit like this
>>34935213There's no way this thing packs more than 150 calories
>>34935194>tells me she'll be working tomorrowThat was your cue. No interested woman would want you to come by her workplace, because thats completely pointless and not a place where you can advance the relationship and actually get to know each other. Maybe if shes a graveyrd shift gas station clerk, but definitely not a waitress.
>>34935206What the hell am I doughing here?
Men5/10 who's like your best friend in every way and life goal or a 10/10 who's personality is extremely compatible and fun but has very different life goals?
>>34935216I did this in middle school
>>34935212What did God mean when he invented kangaroos and then made them only live in Australia
>>34935225The former. What's the point of attractiveness if we're not going to last? It fades with time anyway.
>>34935216MNo, but I know guys who wouldSome men only care about their dick being unsucked rather than who is sucking their dick
>>3493522510/10duh.What am I, a poser?I'm picking the one I find attractive.
>>34935216Yeah. I'll go for the girl too later
I wish I looked like an ayami kojima character
>>34935228i have never seen one irl before. do u like kangaroos? they look scary as adults imo
>>34935222socca
>>34935219>Yeh. Obvs.Disgusting
>>34935224too wheaty for your own good
>>3493522510
>>34935223Well I'm a social retard so yeah, probably.
>>349352255/10 I like mid girls after all
>>34935236No but I have seen emus as a kid. They scared the shit out of me
>>34935246dinosaur...
>>34935237seeing this style of pan igves me an instinctual split second of revulsion becaues I know associate it with pajeet streetshitting food
>>34935048Psychopath I'm calling his mom and complaining>>34935116In theory I have no issue. In practice my mother's house is a poorly insulated piece of shit and literally nothing inside of it is square and it's not even that much cheaper so like, why. >>34935161I do actually. It's the traditional birthstone for my month. Call me old but I think they're timeless and classy not outdated.
>>34935247They're pretty ugly too
>>34935238My kitchen floor is clean as fuck.
>>34935194She got you to spend money a second time.
>>34935250they look goofy ya
>>34935249>Birthstone They're not even a stone what the fuck
>>34935242Don't beat yourself up. chalk it up as a misread and save it for lessons learned
>>34935244if you like mid girls they'd be 10/10
>>34935252I make plenty of money, the money isnt an issue for me. Just sucks because I'm a social retard and obviously cant read cues to save my ass.
>>34935138New Englanders/Northeasterners evil smug pricks. They whine about the rest of the country but they're the ones in control. They won and they blame everyone else for problems they're causing. Most social progressives who were eugenicists came from New York and the Northeast. They use other Americans as a vessel to punish their own sins. That's why in the media, Southerners and Midwesterners are allowed to be made fun of constantly. The Northeastern elite always escaped unscathed even though they're the ones with the most power.
>>34935249>I'm calling his momright callShe'd know if he was gay or not from the start, my mom LOVES telling the embarrassing stories of me sexually harassing women when I was 2-4 years old
>>34935239You know, that might even be true since I've been having issued the past few months and I'm starting to think my diet is involved. lol
>>34935256in my eyes yes they are 10/10 but my "friends" always said I have bad taste in women
>>34935244I would assume it's 5/10 in terms of your tastes, not everyone else's tastes.
>>34935260you're making them sound like based stewards of civilization
Foids when they finally get thr 6'5 with huge cock
>>34935211Would and do. Especially if he's trying to wrangle several children by himself, or he's old.
>>34935212>i'm a hag femcelPlease stop trying to flirt with me, thank you.
>>34935258Many such cases here.
>>34935260Southerners deserve to be made fun of
>>34935228probabyl the same thing he meant when he made Aussies speak Babylonian gibberish instead of a real human language
>>34935266Just don't have a small dick
Why do I keep dropping things, do I have a neurological condition?
Is it worth it to eat ass?
>>34935254"They're minerals Marie"No it's not a rock but it is classified as an organic gemstone, like amber or coral.>>34935260>evil smug pricks only because the rest of you don't know how to fucking drive.
>>34935260I want to bully southerners now.
>>34935274Yes
>>34935274Depends if you enjoy it. I personally think it feels great but I wouldn't do the prep just for that.
>>34935274Worth what? >>34935277They don't need us to make fun of them their existence is depressing enough. I have never seen so many people with no fucking teeth. Georgia man, shit's fucked. Fat toothless meth heads that look 30 years older than they are everywhere.
Only a misogynist is capable of truly loving a woman.You can't love what you're not allowed to hate.
>>34935276What kind of pearls do you like. Normal white ones or some kind of exotic ones that no man can ever buy for you.
>>34935265They're not though. They support globalism and endless immigration. Doesn't matter if they're left or right. They're also zionist as well. Look at someone like Trump. Shithead New Yorker. The WASP elite isn't even pro White they're globalist zionists. Urban progressives are probably the biggest pieces of shit since they have the elitism but they just can't direct it at non Whites, but that belief is still there. They look down on EVERYONE who isn't like them and they don't believe in giving people a chance. They only say that to placate non Whites. If you look at how they treat poor White people, that's how they actually feel about poor non White people too. It trickles down and that's how we have these cosmopolitan faggots in New York who write articles and larp as people being oppressed by flyover Americans who make less money and have less power. They're the privileged class. But they have to pin it on other Americans because their ego and narcissism is so deep that they can't confront reality. Poor white people just act as a release valve for these kinds of people. They can let their hate out in a socially acceptable way. This is also why they can whine about racism and brown people being killed by Europeans, but then call Russians orcs and dehumanize them. Because they're European. Although Asians catch strays and Indians are hated. It's just all a bunch of bullshit for piece of shit inner conflicted White people to bash other White people over the head with. They're always NIMBYs too.
>>34935282To be fair, there are addicts up here in all the NE cities I visit, too.
>>34935287Cletus Imma be real with you, I ain't reading allat
>>34935286You seem to be under the impression that I know anything about pearl pricing.
>>34935273Tardive dyskinesia (TD) is a persistent, involuntary movement disorder characterized by uncontrollable, repetitive movements of the face, torso, and limbs.
>>34935277you're fake as fuck. thankfully no one buys your bs. one amazing thing about the social justice movements is it eventually attacks all the smug white people who thought they would avoid being lectured.
>>34935294I'm not white. But I guess I'm smug.
>>34935288Yeah but they're skinny and don't look quite so saggy and haggard.
>>34935296They're plenty scary, though.
>>34935292I'm under the impression that you know what your own tastes are, am I wrong
>>34935161i like freshwater pearls i think they are really beautiful. however i think wearing pearls would be too flashy for me, i dont like to draw attention to myself and i am always casually dressed.
>>34935296I blame the sun
>>34935287The only reason this happened is because America got too rich too fast for a coherent sense of culture and connection to the land coule develop. As a result, our elite abandoned any sense of belonging to a nation and are mostly cosmopolitans, identifying with those of the same class in other countries more than the flyovers of the nation.
My penis, your bare feet and toes. When?
>>34935305cuts you with my toenails
>>34935290I'm not even southern. I'm from a major metropolitan area near the Northeast. I just know they're shit people, but can't stand to confront it. Progressives started as eugenicists and they still are. They're bad people and they're in control. They have to have a "lesser" people to beat down on. They're all freaks and the completely sold out the country.
people cry about having small dicks but you could have naturally extremely saggy, droopy breasts, be grateful
>brought female friend to another friend group>was asked, "wow anon why don't you date her she seems super nice?" for the 5th time last night>known her for 4 years she dated a close friend of mine off and on for the first 3 and now they've been broken up for over a year (he's still in ruins) >at first I didn't want to date her because she had avoidant attachment issues (I still don't think they've been resolved) now all the past friend group drama is tacked on to it>og friend group hasn't been the same since>she's talking with some guy her SIL is trying to set her up with one state over>meanwhile she continues to hang out with me and my friends>thinking about how she basically does nearly everything I wished the girl I was trying to date would do with me>don't really wanna hurt my already hurting friend and still think about "it's his ex" though. He is thinking about moving away at the same time. Also think she might hurt me in the same way, but OTOH think my friend and her were incompatible in that they both have similar faults and need an opposite to drag the other out of their depressive spirals, which I'm good at with others.I should just keep her as a friend and look elsewhere for a gf, shouldn't I? What say you, /atoga/?
>>34935299>am I wrong Yeah kinda. I don't spend a lot of time looking at pearl jewelry because I can't afford it. I know that freshwater pearls are generally smaller and less round (I think) but that's about all I got for you.
Becoming a millionaire and forcing femanons to attend a fancy dinner in the fanciest flashiest clothes and accessories they can find and paying for it all
>>34935302Oh wait you might be on to something. The humidity. The southern ones melt and the northern ones shrivel.>>34935308Why you gotta make fun of my tits that's just mean and uncalled for.
>>34935308I'd suck on those no problemYou wouldn't touch my 5 incher
>>34935308Men have date women with saggy breats, In fact, I bet you can find a fetish site dedicated to just saggy boobsyou will never find the same thing, no women will write about her love of short men with tiny dicks in their fanfiction.
>>34935307>eugenicistsGood
foid, arms up! I'm gonna lick your pits
>>34935305My heels are making scratchy noises against my sheets. Time to shred your penis.
>>34935311Alright then what kind of jewelry do you have and buy. Little Miss broke
Average femanon's standards
>>34935308sometimes i'm glad im flat
Women, would you rather your hypothetical moid be built like a brick shithouse, have a sleeper build, or be more on the twink side in terms of builds.
too depressed to take a shower :c
My sportsball team is in a weather delayWish I had femanon pussy to eat
>>34935325Twink side. I want to pick him up and use him.
>>34935321>what kind of jewelry do you have and buyI bought some $12 earrings for a wedding I attended recently. Genuinely can't remember the last thing I bought before that. Probably a clicker ring for one of my cartilage piercings for like $20. I own zero necklaces, bracelets, or rings.
>>34935304It's just ridiculous for urban industrialists to think they're the good guys. Too many people also pin all this stuff on Republicans. A lot of people don't know how racist and progressive the Northeast was. Everyone just pins it on the South because of slavery, but they lost and lost their power. The northeast won which means they're in control and have been. Same sort of problem happened in England. They have a similar divide for different reasons, but that elitism is still there. Northerners are so up their own ass they legitimately think they're oppressed by the rest of the country. They're freaks. The only reason southern slang became acceptable is because they realized black people also used it. Before that the some of the accents and that slang was considered retarded. So if you want to know what they actually think of black people talking like that, just look at what they used to say about White people who talked that way.Then they have the audacity to try and control the narrative and be the experts on aave and southern slang while hating them. Started using yall. They're so pathetic and cringe. Pussy behavior.
>>34935326Come to my house I'll blast you with a pressure washer
>>34935316Yeah but only cause they're short. That's like saying you wouldn't date a brunette who just so happens to be 500lbs, and then using that as proof people hate brown hair.
>>34935325>sleeper buildNag, what
>>34935325Preferably sleeper build but that might be asking too much so I'll take the twink.
>>34935326Try a sitting shower, they're very relaxing. Kinda like meditating under a waterfall.
>>34935329>$12 earringsThat doesn't tell me anything what are they like >cartilage piercings Unf you sound like a bad alt bitch are you into dudes who wear skinhead fashion
>>34935287>t.
>>34935296>Yeah but they're skinnyHOT
>>34935339I'd let her be my internet princess on the condition that she lets me fuck her silly whenever I want
>>34935315im a dude so technically u are right.
>>34935316>no women will write about her love of short men with tiny dicks in their fanfiction.The best you can find is "straight" men who want to fuck small dicked femboys
>>34935335Unassuming/normal in clothes, very strong looking without clothes.Eg;https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lb8t0f2l4Kw
>>34935338>doesn't tell me anything what they are like Doesn't matter, I picked them according to someone else's tastes not my own. I bought them to match the decor of the wedding.>skinheadFuck off
>>34935345is that natty
>>34935346Lmao what
>>34935341>Will let a 20 year old meth head who looks 45 with no teeth suck his dick as long as she's skinny Standards buddy. You need them.
>>34935347Very unlikely, I probably could have picked a better example
Femanon, are raccoons your spirit animals?
>>34935347Fuck no lol
>>34935351hampter
>>34935349>with no teethYOU JUST KEEP SWEETENING THE DEAL
>>34935353Do you also have a heartbeat of 100000 BPM and live 2 years?
>>34935356yup@
>>34935351No>>34935354Damn you must be really chopped
>>34935322I'm on my healing path
>>34935353You need me to chase you half of the day and then lure with food the other half?
>>34935358>I SAID NO FUN ALLOWED D:<
>>34935359This image looks gayer than actual stuff meant for gay men
>>34935347lollmao
>>34935356I wish I had a normal human heartbeat and lived 1000 years in Earth time. Dear God, if you're out there: I want more life, fucker.
>>34935325I prefer wider guys who can crush the wind out of me while messing me up in bed.
>>34935324they fetishize those too tho
Unless you have actual trauma, has therapy helped anyone?
>>34935367You like fat boys!
>>34935364>>34935365>Dear God, if you're out there: I want more life, fuckerSorry, but no, them's the rules!
>>34935359That is a truly impressive mustache and an incredibly homoerotic drawing.
>>34935345No, but this is
>>34935369It helped me learn that you can just ask women out and move on instead of being afraid they're going to shame you and accuse you of being a sex creep for asking.
Women, if you came home from work and found a bunch of heavy unlabelled wooden crates in your home, and your husband said >Honey look, I know this looks weird but don't worry, they'll be out of here by morning. I have to dash don't open those while I'm gone! Would you open them?
>>34935369Not really? DBT was helpful but that's not talk therapy it's a list of healthy coping mechanisms to employ when you're unable to act normal.
>>34935374god I love women
>>34935374Thought that was a guy at first
>>34935369Physical therapy helped me immensly, but guess that is not what you mean.
>>34935376Nah
>>34935374Women with sleeper builds are BUILT for breeding. Love when a girl takes off her sweater and suddenly she has DDD sized breasts somehow
;)
FemanonsThoughts on your bf teasing you? What isn't he allowed to tease you about?
>make danish pastries>share them with crew at work>my ex eats one and huffs like a hound dog having a panic attack for a minute>I'm ignoring this>she grabs both of my buttcheeks from behind>whispers "I want to be in there">huh?!?>she looks at my hands then into my eye then my hands again and hums a "mm-hm" and walks off knowinglyok no more of that. she's a BPDemon yet I don't want to get involved in filing complaints or something
>>34935385Is this real. Why didn't the other bird go under the roof is he too proud?
>>34935384>Women are BUILT for breedingCorrect.
>>34935384big boobs make any woman seem so nice and interesting
>>34935388birds don't have pride dude
me n who
hows atoga moids' afternoon going i woke up at 230 pm today
>>34935393Then why else would he do that. He's just like me fr
>>34935391yep she's an instant 10/10 no personality checking required, unironically
>>34935370No. I like reasonably fit walls.
>>34935394Imagine being some explorer in 1750 discovering this shit on an unexplored continent
>>34935394those are such cool creatures
>>34935394>men whoIndeed.
>>34935388He's a bit of a birdbrain.
>>34935398>Tfw skinny manletWhy live
>>34935400sigh
>>34935407What?
>>34935400Right? No one would believe you. It would end up as one of those fucked up drawings where an artist is trying to depict a giraffe after being told what one looks like by a guy who heard it from another guy who heard it from the brother of the guy who saw the giraffe.
>>34935409Nature has so many weird things that nobody would believe until it's proven. Like that one guy who first documented that invasive Cuckoo chicks had a special cup-shaped back to push the nest owner's eggs out of the nest.
>>34935409>Right? No one would believe youUsually people believed all the shit they were told by explorers.
>>34935395Got off work and the grandma in the apartment next door is screaming at and beating her half-black grandchildren again. It's just peachy.
>>34935406Just because I wouldn't fall to my knees in a puddle at the sight of you doesn't mean you don't have worth. What gets me off shouldn't be the metric by which you judge yourself.
Thoughts?https://youtu.be/pID16n6Wm9w
>>34935414Nahh
>>34935408it would be nice to experience something like that
Been gaslighting my daughter for years and just letting her see the Wonder Woman episodes of Justice League Unlimited and telling her the whole show was about Wonder Woman. She finally figured out how the roku remote works and wants to know why there are so many episodes of Wonder Woman she didn't see. Should I come clean or what?
>>34935413Average atoga moid and his mother
>>34935418They were, you can look it up.
>>34935409>>34935414age of sail is so *so* hard to not romanticize but even pirates would visit someplace and draw and document all sorts of stuff they'd find, drawing sketches and describing it. Birds, plants, anything. It was a venerated part of the life.
>>34935351Ew no
moid on left
>>34935415Is their mother white?
>>34935363>>34935373>can't see nude male bodies without having pornographic thoughts
>>34935425Bro wants to crack SO bad
>>34935359Mens lil mons before their penis is so sexy with a lil hair.That dude is very ugly tho.
>>34935422You're biased by the surviving documented record, and current knowledge of the world.
>>34935425arent those two different species tho? i dont even think they can have sex no offense
>>34935425Wan sum fuk?
>>34935425atoga moids when they see a brown girl
>>34935425it's actually the other way aroundfoid on the left, 4chan chud on the right
>>34935423The Bounty is such a good movie and it sent me down a rabbit hole for a week about the real story and similar barely inhabited islands.>>34935430No.
>>34935421foids be like "have a good relationship with your mom" and then get mad when you talk to her on the phone for 30 minutes every day.
>>34935434nuh uh. the chud is on the left yapping away complaining on adv
>>34935431Like many men here he's desperate and will take whatever he can get
>>34935427I've taken figure drawing classes. That man was rendered by a man who wanted to (or already did) fuck him.
tell me what to do
>>34934942Holy fuck that's a lot of words.
>>34935441go eat 5,000 calories
>>34935435>The Bounty is such a good movie and it sent me down a rabbit hole for a week about the real story and similar barely inhabited islands.watch ALL those nautical movies. The story of the HMS Bounty has gotten 3 movies, the others are also great even if you've probably watched everyone's favorite one already.Also watch Master and Commander.I haven't seen In the Heart of the Sea yet, I hope it's good.
>>34935441No.
>>34935406Shut up. You're not a virgin anymore.
how come much irl dont get all fluffy and perform for ladies like birds do
>>34934942women are getting what they asked for.I *do not* help strangers especially if they're female and look under 50.
>>34935447Anon did you have a stroke?ANON?ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>34934965MSome minutes ago I shed 1 (UNO) tear while listening to Lifeboat from Heathers musical
>>34935447It's called the gym
>>34935447Bc they're not birds.Ngl though I probably would be down for a system where they have to bring me something shiny and perform a dance number in order to be allowed to ask me out.
I hate being in my apartment. I want to go back to work.
I just need a soft pretty white woman on my side.
>>34935441Same as always, spread your legs.
>>34935456>dance for me monkey
>>34935461Who's that?
>>34935464This is what dating is for most men nowadays, yes.
>>34935465Anya Taylor-Joy
>>34935465Nta>This image appears to show actress Anya Taylor-Joy during a visit to Yosemite National Park in California.
men dont even dance anymore they just listen to podcasts
I need to be de-aged to look like my early 20s and also have my life extended proportionately, so that when people se me they will see a young person full of potential instead of a fucking burnout who is always one bad day away from homelessness.
>>34935465Average argentinian.
>>34935470no i listen to highly verbose video essays on topics that mildly interest me made by midwitted youtube intellectuals
>>34935470>>34935464I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCINGhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0
>>34935468Really, she just walks around in public in wet white tank tops and no bra?
>>34935474thats cuz ur too busy listening to pod freaking casts
>>34935476The only podcast I listen to is a German one about old video games.And primarily when I cook, garden or hike.
>>34935478ur german???
>>34935470Dancing sucksIt's not fun
>>34935479It's at least one of the languages I speak.
>>34935482why do u speak so manysay something in german rn
>>34935474i love that song. you're an alright moid
>woman on leftist radio I listen to talks about how companies are hiring skeletal models for their advertisements again>she says this about Calvin Klein with their Sadie sink ad>she compares it to when they did progressive stuff like putting giant mandingo ventablack tranny apeoids in their ads a few years backSadie sink isn't even skeletal!!!! She's NORMAL
>>34935481>>34935476
>>34935481Dancing IS fun.>>34935483Learned four in total, some from school, others from university.Was willst du auf Deutsch hören?>>34935484Danke.
>>34935486>>34935487I don't listen to podcastsIt's not a fun activity for me
>>34935489what do u find fun then>>34935487whats ur originla language tho
>>34935464Pretty much yeah. If you want something from me then make it worth my time. If I'm not interested enough in him to ask him out myself he's gonna have to give me some incentive to say yes.
>>34935485what's funniest about all this is that she's not even hot, she doesn't even look good. these "feminists" are seething with jealousy over something normal men don't even appreciate. the whole ad gets regular men yawning, if they even see it at all.as some anon here said earlier, it was really just a celebration of the creepers behind the camera to snap some sadie sink cameltoe and get paid for it. it wasn't for anybody but themselves.the contextual blindness of these 'feminists' is something else. kicking the bucket
>>34935491yeah no, pass.
How should I start learning a language?
>>34935461She don't want you man.
>>34935493Are rail-skinny supermodels supposed to appeal to the male gaze? Never found them attractive.
>>34935498be under 30 with a translation book and live exclusively among speakers of that language where you have to speak their language to do anything
>>34935493sadie sink is attractive, but she gives off a vibe like she's gay or doesn't like men. that or she has a certain type. but i also don't care for young celebrity women anymore. regular women are more attractive even if they're not as attractive. i don't know how to explain it.
>>34935485The skeletons are ugly af tho. So this is scaring people away from their products.We're not buying products because skinny people have them in their hands.
>>34935490Idk not muchJust dancing is loud, I'm clunky, don't like most musicI'm a buzzkill I admit
>>34935475She posted it to her own Instagram why are you so incredulous>>34935497>passGood. This is the correct answer. If I don't want you I'd prefer that you leave me alone but if you insist on asking me out I demand a cool rock and a dance in exchange for hearing you out.
GenderIf you were forced to choose where to be born, which of these would you choose?>appalachia, in a poor family>a small town in Mexico controlled by a drug cartel>a favela in Brazil>a villa miseria in Argentina>a poor family in an African country>a poor Chinese family, with the expectation of working in a factory for most of your life>an Indian dalit family
>>34935507Hey femanon, check out this cool rock I found, you want it?
>>34935508Appalachia easy
>>34935508>>appalachia, in a poor familythey live really well, easily the best choice
>>34935508Argentine as long as it's still white people. Appalachian is the lowest form of white people you can come up with.
men would you rather have an extra arm or an extra ball
>>34935508Appalachia, obviously, that was hardly a choice.Failing that, probably the Ching Chong.
>>34935516A ball, but put it in my forehead like a third eye.
>>34935518its going to be a lot more painful now if u ever get sucker punched tho
>>34935508first one duh THINK OF A BETTER QUESTION U MOID
>>34935508FI've been to Pigeon Forge I could hack it in Appalachia
>>34935516the extra ball doesn't do anything good. having 3 is a real thing and it just increases the chance of weird testicle complications.but an extra arm?pure advantage
>>34935490I'm not saying it's not my native tongue. :)Why had you German so surprised?
Average Femanon.
>>34935529No that's the most upstanding femanon.
>>34935529I think I'm just audhd. Most of a borderline diagnosis doesn't fit just the rsd.
Men if u had to pick, would u rather have a aggressive bpd gf or a very avoidant insecure gf?
>>34934916I love blonds.>>34934933Term of endearment.>>34934942Influencers arent women. Influencers arent people.>>34934965Last week.
>>34935504I would take your opinion more seriously if I didn't know that giant fingers typed it.
>>34935508it's clear this anon is some coastie and mistakenly equated sleepy and low-income appalachia to misery. he should have picked the streets covered in fecal matter in LA and tents where you find guys lying on the concrete with their dicks out pissing themselves.but that urban hell was probably too close to home, lel, so he fucked up his question
>>34935534I feel maybe my ex had some BPD symptoms even though she wasn't actually BPD. So avoidant insecure, for a change of pace.
>>34935325Deam husband is a wideset corn-fed country boy turned scientist who gets really excited whenever he brings home venison and fish.
>>34935534An avoidant person is literally non existent, that's not a relationship.With a BPD you could at least get her to therapy, because she is there to talk to.
>>34935541>wideset corn-fed country boyhot...
>>34935538Likely thinks that being trailer park Cletuses (Cleti?) is on the same level as being a favela-dweller.
I remember a couple months ago in fauxmoi subreddit (it's filled with catty women, lots of them black probably) got triggered HARD when Dafne keen posted her beach pictures saying how she photoshops her waist and stomach and how shes always sucking her stomach in and how they feel "sad" for her and how they laugh at her and shitActual hot women EVISCERATE sorority with their mere presence.
>>34935543Thats not what she meant fat fetishist femanon
>>34935546what else does wide set mean
>>34935534it's the same thing just the latter is less aggressive and given a kinder name. women aren't idiots no matter how much they play dumb, both of them don't do their shit by accident, they know exactly how it's going to cause misery. put a gun to my head to make me choose, I choose bullet
>>34935547Youre a special one, fat fetishist anon.
I was depressed earlier but she made me feel better :) unlike you anons >:c
>>34935545>me reading>me nodding my head in agreement>me clicking on picture>"wait I'm 99% sure that IS a shoop wtf"that was pretty gud, anon. clever.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WomenAreNotIntoMen/Gender, thoughts n shiet?
>>34935556Fuck off.
>>34935555Idk what you're talking about
Does anyone else know what's up with gifs being broken? I upload them but they just won't work
Is fat chaser femanon the one who poated her dimly lit booba a few months ago?
>>34935508>villa miseriahahahaha misery villa
>>34935561i posted dimly lit armpit
>>34935565Are you the one everyone thought was a man?
>>34935565ntaday like 14 of asking fat fetishist femanon to post the other armpit
>>34935516extra ball means more sperm and testosterone
Women, especially closer to my age and done with the first 4 rounds of dating sprees, how's your search for the bare minimum going?
>>34935566yes lol, some still do >>34935567dont u have a gf
>>34935565biggest load I've shot in a while btw, thanks
>>34935570>dont u have a gfYou chose the words that would hurt me most didn't you
>>34935565There was some femanon who posted quite small tits on a small frame, so I wondered if it was you
>>34935570>dont u have a gfnta, you're confusing him with me, I stopped asking for your other armpit like 2 weeks ago
>>34935569can you stop reposting this already. Its far too reasonable for ragebait anyways.
>>34935322>>34935573Not even 2 hours later? Lazy.
>>34935573i posted a tit (singular tit) on here once so that probably wasnt me>>34935571im flattered, but also concerned by how easily u get turned on>>34935572uh oh, sorry, what happened?
>>34935569Aside from being post economic this is a perfectly reasonable list.
>>34935578>im flattered, but also concerned by how easily u get turned ondo you have any idea how rare good looking armpits are?
>>34935576the bar for moids is literally all things they can control and change and its some sort of horrible ragebait when women want itgrim
>>34935574oh i see, what r the odds two of the armpit loving anons have similar typing styles. u guys both dont like periods..
I'd break up with a foid if her armpits weren't good.Anons, agree or disagree?Femanons, do you have nice armpits?
>>34935569>healthy masculineI'm unironically asking you all, what does this entailSo far my guess is: he's traditionally masculine but won't beat me up
>>34935581Well>be so rich you don't have to work anymore>beta provider >doesn't drinkAre kinda unreasonable/gay. But not outrageously so , and probably not representative of most women.
>>34935581Calm down, no one's raging
>>34935585Willing to fulfill every masculine role without me fulfilling any feminine role.>I can make more than him, but he has to pay all the bills.>I can slut around and then settle down with him, and he's fine with it without any sluttery of his own.You get the gist.
>>34935579>"healthy" ""masculine"" (we know what this means)>provider/protector mentality>history of serious commitment ex therapists>"retreats">works in tech (poster rents in San Francisco of course)>career blended into personal life (? tech CEO?)
>>34935582huh I hadn't noticed lol
>>34935586Men are too emotional. Look at every crime statistic.
>>34935582my bad
>>34935589shes wants a rich tech fag who isn't a faggy nerd. Fair enough, if unrealistic.
>>34935591NtaWhy are these women posters trying to shit fling around and start gender war bs? I see it constantly happen in these threads.
>>34935591Women just prefer emotional violence and nagging people to cuicide. Both genders have their share of dangerous and crazy individuals.
>>34935590>>34935592curious.. which one of u two is fatter?ik one of u struggles to put on weight and is quite skinny but idk which one that is
>data centers will drain all of our water!!>actually meat industry consumes around 200 times more water than data centersHm
>>34935599meat yummy and can eatdata center not yummy, no can eat
>>34935585Basically it means traditionally masculine and confident about it. The kind of guy who would laugh and say something with a lisp if he got called gay instead of getting mad about it and trying to start a fight. Masculinity that exists peacefully and never feels like it needs to be proven with force. Firefighter getting a kitten out a tree vibes.
>>34935598>struggles to put on weight>592This applies to me, it might also apply to the other anon but I cannot confirm that
DANGER!The psychopathic thinkers have arrived!
>>34935598I'm the first anon, I'm also the anon that starves himself, but my gf won't allow me to do that anymore
>>34935594She's 29 by the way. Wants that age gap to skip to wealth and luxury, her 6 figures a year aren't enough.
>>34935601The point isn't which one is better though, but the fact that if you think data centers will deplete our water, and I'm telling you the meat industry will do that 200 times faster...
>>34935606why were u starving urself? do u have an eating disorder?
>>34935602What if I laugh about that stuff but my wrists are thin, I can't lift heavy weights and my voice isn't deep? Is that healthy masculine?
>>34935601>>34935599>le water consumption memethe golems are goleming
>>34935610I want my ribs to be visible, I guess you could say I have an eating disorder
>>34935599Data centers have closed loop liquid cooling, especially the ones newly built. They don't consume water from the environment.
What should I do tonight? (I have immense spiritual energy)
>>34935619Jerk off
>>34935510>>34935513>>34935517>>34935521>>34935524>>34935538>>34935544As expected you can suffer in america. Stop bitching about muh Hugh proces and shit you ungrateful fucks
Men would you date a woman taller than you? Like would you date a 6'2" woman?
>>34935625Yes. The question is would you date me?
>>34935625Only if she had smaller feet than me
>>34935618Cows are also closed loop, they piss all the water back out and it evaporates and rains on your parade.
>>34935626I'm a dude.
>>34935508Why would you ever choose somewhere not white?
>>34935629not very atoga of you now :/
>>34935625Men here would date anyone
>>34935569Men are only useful for sex.
>>34935611Those things you listed aren't masculine but that doesn't mean you are incapable of healthy masculinity. Could I depend on you in an emergency situation or would I have to wrangle you and give instructions like you're a child?
>>34935634I would date a woman who is a competitive swimmer because swimmers show their bare feet all the time. And I think that is very sexy. Wet toes! Bonus boner points if she almost always wears flip flops on dry land.
>>34935634I would date a woman who shows me her whisker biscuit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jONNP30b7Lw
>>34935622You’d like that wouldn’t you
>>34935644No, I assumed you'd be doing that regardless.
>>34935625a 6'2 woman isnt taller than me sadlyi would love it if 8ft tall ladies existed and were proportional/healthy, but alas
Why isn't there a crackdown of love potions at Hogwarts, since they are basically magic roofies? Is date rape actually encouraged in the Wizzarding World?
>>34935635>Men are only useful for sex>But men also suck at sex
>>34935638Nta, what kind of emergency situation
>>34935628Search for grey water.
>>34935647>I've notice you've been sneaking out ingredients for a polymorph potion, potter
Anon your cat is scratching at the door>>34935647It’s been too long for me to look into this question. Anon what house are you?
>>34935648*lenny face*
>>34935638Why isn't it masculine? I thought healthy masculinity was all about deconstructing what we traditionally think is masculine?
>>34935647Without love potions and transfiguration, some of my favorite smutty fanfics would've never been able to exist. That's enough of a reason to keep them in the canon and not ask any questions.
>>34935649All of them.
>>34935647I would also assume they have magic abortion or pregnancy transferrence. I think moids at hogwarts would get a crack out of mpreg.
>>34935649>what kind of emergency situationHouse fire, flood, hurricane force winds causing property damage, cat stuck in a tree, old man having a stroke with no one else nearby to help, Second Great Depression, Russian missile attack on home soil, he's serving on the only starship in the sector when a rogue probe is destroying every space station in its path etc
>>34935657based dubcon enjoyer
>>34935653>Anon what house are you?Gryffindor
>>34935653I don't have a cat yet. Stop spiritually invading.
>>34935578I mean I don't remember the details, but why was that not your initial reply here >>34935565?
>>34935656>thin wrists, weak, high voiceWhat you described sounded like a child.Also no. Healthy masculinity is displaying traditional masculinity without any of the macho posturing or not doing things because you're afraid someone is going to call you gay if you do it. Healthy masculinity holds his girlfriend's purse, toxic masculinity scoffs at the idea of having to touch something feminine that isn't a woman's body.
>>34935660I don't have the strength or stamina to help in any of those except for the last one in which I'm a futuristic cyborg
>>34935625>6'2">188cmYou'd be around my height, I wiuld yet have to see that actually happen irl.
>>34935647>troonpotions, potter? really? there are no witches with dicks, potter. Only wizards with tits.
If I held a hypothetical gfs purse people would think we're a lesbian couple
>>34935660I was thinking active shooter and tsunami but those are good additions.>>34935669if you think the ONLY way to be useful in an emergency situation is to be physically strong then you're no good in an emergency.
>>34935672Wait you’re a girl?>>34935663Not sure if anon says that because I’m cat poster or really Gryffindor.
>>34935672Would that bother you? Or would you make a joke about your gf being the butch one?
>>34935647The wizarding world seems to have pretty strong 2nd amendment-like principles, given that everyone has the option to just fucking kill and torture each other at all times and make date-rape drugs.
I hate accidentally making eye contact with people when I go outside >_<
Femanons, say something that will make me want to instantly end my Nofap streak.
>>34935681Daddy.
>>34935674No>>34935678It would bother anyone but I wouldn't say anything
>>34935647>at HogwartsThere...is? They're banned on school grounds. The bigger question is why hasn't the ministry criminalized using them on an unknowing victim?
>>34935667>What you described sounded like a child.I didn't say high voice, just said I dont have a deep voice. And Im not weak, I just dont lift. I could still lift more than any woman that doesn't train.>Healthy masculinity is displaying traditional masculinity without any of the macho posturing that sounds like simply maintaining the traditional masculinity but with the benefit of not being feminicided. Sounds very patriarchal still.
>>34935683>would bother anyone Can't relate. I think it's funny when people assume I'm a guy at first and then I talk and get to see their face.
www.reddit.com/r/MenAreNotIntoWomen/Gender, thoughts n shiet?
>>34935683Anon you can hold my purse or bag. I didn’t even now that was a lesbian couple thing. But then again I am in podunk town at the moment.
>>34935688If you don't care about being feminine, yeah of imagine you don't. If I was flamboyant I'd think the same as you. Most girls would care about that
Is it true that girls like rough sex and that they think guys into romantic sex are faggots?
>>34935687Look I can't read your mind if you want me to have an accurate description be more descriptive the first time.There was never anything wrong with traditional masculinity the issue was always pretending that traditionally masculine people have some inherent right to control the unmasculine and that they're inherently better.
>>34935690The joke is that people would assume I'm a girl if I did feminine things because I'm so unmasculine
>>34935693Well my ex gave me shit for being unable to jackhammer her pussy red.So based on N=1, yes.
>>34935681Chocolate. Nipples.
>>34935681Does my good boy want to cum for mommy?
>>34935689Stop spamming, shitface.
>>34935692I only care if my partner finds me adequately feminine for their tastes. Who gives a shit about anybody else? Like why should I care what a random person on the street thinks of me unless they're getting in my face? Care less about how other perceive you and more about how you perceive yourself.
>>34935695>the issue was always pretending that traditionally masculine people have some inherent right to control the unmasculine and that they're inherently better.you don't make that dissaepear just because you because you made them hold your purse for 5 minutes. Thats not what any social scientist or activist would say or agree to.
>>34935703Just wanting to hear both the incels and inspins take on these subreddits, fren.
>>34935689stop talking like a nigger please
>>34935702troons like that shit, not real and straight men
>>34935707>frenYou disgust me, asshole.
>>34935706I wouldn't expect to change a toxic guy into a good one. Positive traditional masculinity does exist.
I feel like a weirdo for being the lone guy here not into mommy shit
>>34935708Nay. I speak however I please, you fuckin' crakkka.
>>34935711That's now what I was saying. Im talking about societal not individual changes. Again, not what any social scientist or activist would agree on.
>>34935710Not the first one who's disgusted by me.
Never had a gf before but I got a date with this smoking hot bpd chick. She tells me shes got it in control so wish me luck!
At a party right now (was invited, not sure why. I introduced this girl to some of her best friends, but she doesn’t talk to me much), it’s like 99% women, and no one’s talking to me. It’s so awkward.
>>34935709nta, but this is cope, I love mommy stuff.
>>34935715And I'm talking about individuals not the societal issue. I never said I was going to fix anything you're kind of going off on a tangent.
>>34935681I bet you're throbbing right now, filthy gooner moid.
Femanon;Pooped on by saudi princeorSolo backpacking tour through india
>>34935705What other people think of you is half of what matters if you actually wanna live in society with other people. If I think I'm Jesus but everyone else doesn't, does that make me Jesus or schizophrenic? >more about how you perceive yourselfAnd what do you think I'm doing lol, I'm perceiving myself the way I am, unmasculine. I don't even give a fuck about the "macho" shit you were talking about earlier, if anything if I was more masculine I'd be more comfortable doing gay shit because under mine and other's perception I'd still be a masculine man
Positive masculinity? Sounds like women just want a men to act in accordance with their gender roles while adhering to none of their own.
>>34935724Solo backpacking tour through india with an AR.
>>34935724Both
>>34935724The latter will just end up with being shit on by non-Saudi non-princes.>>34935727How many rounds are you bringing?
>>34935721Yes, still missing my point. What you're describing as masculinity isn't positive or healthy. It's the same as feminists who say Hillary Clinton is a feminist. Liberal feminists and the like.Anyways.
>>34935725>What other people think of you Sure you need people to trust that you're not going to steal from them or fuck them over but whether they think you're masculine or feminine does not matter unless you're trying to fuck them. You're clearly perceiving being physically unmasculine as inferior. And being fucking weird about it.
>>34935731>missing my pointI don't care about your point because your point is a segue from the original conversation. >Isn't positive or healthy So confidence isn't positive or healthy? Kinda seems like you have a preconceived notion of what I mean and are disagreeing with yourself.
>>34935665cause i posted two different photos
>>34935729>The latter will just end up with being shit on by non-Saudi non-princes.They fling poop even not during that festival? In the countryside?>How many rounds are you bringing?I wonder how many I could get into a backpack with water.
>>34935737But one had a tit and I asked about nudes, not armpits...I guess you regret it are ashamed.
>>34935732>does not matter unless you're trying to fuck them.Matters less if I'm not trying to fuck them, have you ever worked in an all male field and got called faggot every day until it was basically your nickname? But yes if I'm trying to date then I have a real problem, I'm glad you realize that at least >You're clearly perceiving being physically unmasculine as inferiorBecause it is, in men at least.
>>34935740armpit pic had a small glimpse of nipple in it
>>34935724Can I just kill myself?Knowing me I'd attempt the backpacking and get eaten by a tiger trying to avoid people.
The saddest thing about the state of gender relations, is that most of the things manosphere men say are because they are genuinely trying to help women, they think casual sex, abortion, dressing provocatively, birth control pills, aren't good for a woman's long term mental health. Whereas feminists don't actually give a shit about men at all, they basically just want you to self-flagellate for the sin of being born with a dick, they offer zero advice, help, or empathy towards a feminist man.
>>34935741You realize that people who make fun of people LIKE it when you react poorly right? Being hurt by it just makes them do it more. I learned this when I was fucking 11 dude get it together. If they are insulting you like that their opinion isn't worth anything. >Being perceived as less fuckable is the end of the world Uh huh, so sad.
>>34935625Sure, but she better not be into the dom stuff.
>>34935738Quick maths says filling a 40 L backpack gives you ~27000 rounds. But that's nearly 100 kg. So realistically, carrying 30 kg of pure bullet gives you 8100 rounds.
>>34935734>confidencenothing exclusively masculine about confidence.
>>34935744>Whereas feminists don't actually give a shit about men at allNot true, they want you to be able to cry and talk about your trauma.They'll be icked the fuck out after they see you cry and/or listen to your trauma, so it's in your best interest to keep your mouth shut regardless. But you know.
>>34935753Confidence that your masculinity is secure even when you are doing unmasculine things, come on now.
>>34935545>>34935555I had one of those eye opening experiences when I walked in on one of my classmates photoshopping her pics before posting them to facebook like 12 years ago. That's when I realized nothing I saw on the internet is real
>>34935727are you indian?
Who was the hottest femanon in the history of atoga?
>>34935746>You realize that people who make fun of people LIKE it when you react poorly rightHow do you think I reacted, they did it because that's what they thought not because of how I reacted. Everyone thinks that actually some just don't voice it. >Being perceived as less fuckable is the end of the worldNot what I said. Being unable to be perceived as a man is pretty damning yes. And the sort of masculinity you described isn't really masculinity at all that's just being dependable, women can be that too it doesn't make it special when a man does it not does it make a woman who does it masculine.
Women, do you like having your boobs sucked on?
>>34935756It's either that or take 200 pictures to get one worth posting where you can purposely only see half my face.It's all marketing.
>>34935758Your dad, he was very convincing in drag.
>>34935758The girl reading this :)
How do I know if she's settling for meDo I leave her and find someone younger just to be safe
>>34935755>masculinity according to men and women 40 years ago:>I wont hold your purse, woman, Im no sissy!>masculinity according to men and women now:>*deep voice* I will hold your purse, because I'm still masculine enough and my wrists are thick enough. Ha ha hait's like you made the cell's space between bars 5 mms wider and you're calling it a day lmao.
>>34935756that's why irl is better. bonus is she's still really cute without makeup.
>>34935758the asmr girl from back when
>>34935744That's funny, I don't remember anyone ever fucking asking for your opinion.
>>34935759>How do you think I reacted? Based on this conversation? Poorly. In a way that would encourage them to do it more because it was clear it got to you. >Not what I said Essentially it was yeah. You're whining. >Dependability isn't a positive masculine trait I can see why no one thinks you're masculine the way you complain sounds like a teenager who doesn't like themselves.
>>34935756>coping
>>34935769Point proven
>>34935766He can have his own purse if he wants one geez. The menfolk seem to prefer backpacks for practicality reasons so idk what your issue is.
>>34935774
>>34935776Precisely the reaction I was going for thank you for the validation
anons I want to intercourse with tall big tittied women. How do I approach this goal in a sensible manner.Thank you lots.
>>34935760I've been trying to get used to it, but it's extremely uncomfortable.
>>34935780Ask one out.
>>34935771>Based on this conversation? Poorly.If you consider not reacting as reacting poorly, sure >Essentially it was yeah. You're whining.No, I said women finding you unattractive is one aspect of it not the whole thing. And I'm not whining I'm explaining masculinity to you from my own perspective >I can see why no one thinks you're masculine the way you complain sounds like a teenager who doesn't like themselvesOf course I don't like myself, but that's not why people don't think I'm masculine, I don't complain in real life I shut the fuck up. People don't think I'm masculine because I'm not masculine. Masculinity is what separates men from women and children, a woman or a 14 year old boy doing the things you say wouldn't be masculine because they're still women and children. Would you look at a woman doing those things and think huh, that reminds me of a man? You wouldn't, because it's not a masculine quality, you're conflating being a good person with being masculine
VHS tapes used to just be called videos. I always liked the Disney ones since they were usually plastic casing and the slipcase smelled of fresh vinyl.
femanons what would you do in this situation?
If I ever commit a crime and go to jail I want to be interrogated by a hot, bossy, strict and aggressive female prosecutor
>>34935792idk whats happening
>>34935787You are reacting though. We're STILL having this conversation. Not letting it go is reacting. And whining. We would have been done with this half an hour ago if all you wanted was to explain. Uh, I see masculine women and feminine men all the time I'm really not getting your point. Positive masculinity is being a good person while being masculine.
>>34935793Judge, jury and sexecutioner.
my armpits are starting to smell a bit but I'm too sad to take a shower.
>>34935556Why can't misandrists ever come up with their own original ideas? They just copy everything men do. I also literally have more respect for women who outright admit they are hypergamous than these annoying ass "femcels".
>>34935803y do they stink
>>34935744>most of the things manosphere men say are because they are genuinely trying to help womenLmao, imagine that ever being true. Moids do no give any shits at all about women and want slaves and masturbatory aids. Manosphere should all kill themselves.
>>34935804Think you quoted the wrong one? That sub is the incel one, taking the "women only want Chad" one step further to "women don't even want Chad they just want to lez out".
>>34935798>You are reacting thoughTO YOU yes, because I'm having a conversation with you. I'm trying to explain my perspective to you and have to understand where I'm coming from but you don't really care about that do you, as you say this conversation would have been over if you did, but you seem to be more concerned with denying and ignoring what I say and repeating "shut the fuck up faggot" in different waysGenuinely and not as an insult do you have autism?>I see masculine women and feminine men all the timeBut like I said what makes them that way, certainly not just being a good a good person, unless you mean to imply that women, being naturally feminine, are bad people. Which I don't think is the case>while being masculineWhile being masculine, yes. you need the prerequisite of a baseline masculinity for being a good person to seem masculine.
>>34935809You're correct, >>34935804 was meant for >>34935689
>>34935752>But that's nearly 100 kg.I can leg press 280lbs.
>>34935803Still?! C'mon anon, being stinky sucks, showers are nice!
>>349358131. Weak2. You're gonna carry your 1 RM across all of India? Plus the rifle and the other supplies?
I despise your Xanax
>>34935816Maybe with a wagon.I can belt myself to it like a clydesdale.
>>34935750From what I hear, most tall women want to be dommed, like more than regular women do.
I refuse to go to therapy
>>34935819I interpreted "backpackint" literally, but okay, turn it into Bombay Trail. Wanna buy some oxen while you're here in Delhi?
men would you be upset if ur gf got u a nice polo t shirt but it was light pink colored?
>>34935830I don't wear polos that's dadcore
>>34935831dadcore is hot tho
Why are stretch marks on brown girl asses literally Goddess-tier?
>>34935830No. I'll be upset if it doesn't have a pocket.
>>34935835dont men's pants have super big pockets thohow much more do u need
>>34935830Yeah, same with being called "hubby" or getting henpecked, I don't like subtle emasculation tactics.
>>34935836I just like my shirt pockets.
>>34935832It's ugly are you gonna buy sandals and cargo shorts as well
well I was finally going to take a shower but my dad is in there and well this motherfucker basically lives there, why do boomers take so long to take a shit?
>>34935830Pastel pink is one of my two favorite colors.
atoga has no idea how much I love french women
>>34935837hubby is cringe, i think its mostly a milenial and gen x thing, i dont see too many zoomers doing it>subtle emasculationits just a color>>34935838what do u store in said pockets>>34935839sandals are a no go but whats wrong with cargo shorts?>>34935842whats ur 1st favorite
>>34935830I can pull it off so it wouldnt bother me
>>34935846>whats ur 1st favoriteNone, it's a perfect tie between because they're good in different scenarios. Pastel pink and midnight blue.
>>34935827I don't need ox. I'm self sustaining.
>>34935834Cause you're racist.
>>34935849good picksdo u own any pink shirts
>>34935840It's the only time he doesn't have to deal with his faggot ass son
>>34935853Not yet, haven't bought a ton of clothes that fit me since I lost weight. But I shall someday.
Women would you date Ryan wedding
>>34935840>why do boomers take so long to take a shit?The diapers probs.
moidtoga.
>>34935856No, he's 45.
I think I embarrassed myself and my bf by speaking rudely about a stranger too loudly in public. I apologized to him later after realizing how it must've looked, but he didn't really acknowledge it. Do I just leave it there and try to be better in the future, or is it one of those things I should try to bring up tomorrow after we've rested to make sure he understands that I'm trying to be self reflective and improve?
Zendaya is the most forced astroturfed mid I have ever seen. Women really act like she's a supermodel kek There are way hotter chicks working at my local burger king
>>34935860why were u talking rudely abt a stranger in the first place>>34935856too tall
Why does John Leguizamo seem to have barely aged over the past 45 years? To this day he looks barely different than when he played Luigi.
>>34935854he has never dealt with me in his life
>>34935853I have messi inter miami and pastore palermo pink jerseys
>>34935861that's an insult to mid girls
>>34935860How would that embarrass him
>>34935864I can see that
>>34935862I don't want to make excuses, but I had a little to drink and some inside thoughts became outside thoughts.>>34935869Embarrassment by proxy because I was with him.
>>34935846>what do u store in said pocketsWhatever I have on hand at the moment. Pens. Keys. Small parts at work. Small tools.
How can scientists find a way to make cats and dogs live as long as human beings?
>>34935863He's 66 and wrinkling. Do you need to have your eyes checked?
>>34935820based. they probably want tall guys to do it though.
>>34935870fuck you
>>34935876kek
If Pantoja loses tonight, I might self-harm.>>34935845>atoga has no idea how much I love french womenatoga has no idea how much I love women>>34935861>There are way hotter chicks working at my local burger kingAnd yet they are working at Burger King.
>>34935872what do u do for work?
>>34935878hot please post pictures if you do
>>34935878>And yet they are working at Burger KingModeling is partially nepotism and partially trafficking.
>>34935879I'm an engineer.
>>34935878No self harming on Korrasami Day. Them's the rules.
>>34935883thats so cool, im currently studying mechanical engineeringwhat kind r u?
>>34935878>atoga has no idea how much I love womenNOOnly the French
>>34935886I did ME too. I work for a company that makes strain gauge assemblies as a manufacturing engi.
Girlies Is a chocolate chip camo Desert Storm costume a good look for Halloween? I wanna wear a tank top, look macho, and show off my muscles.
>>34935845>>34935888Say five sentences in french you fucking poser.
>>34935811Yeah you're right I don't care about your perspective. You care way too much about some throwaway question I don't even remember at this point. You got triggered, own it.
>>34935892No that's the ugliest one.
>>34935888Thigh chomps
>>34935894>I don't care about your perspective, accept mine or kill yourselfWomen
>>34935893Why? I'm not french, I just love french women
>>34935901If you really loved french women you would want to speak to them instead of just wanting to get raped by them as a mute.
>>34935900>accept mine You are also free to not care? This is what I mean by whining. You can't just exist you HAVE to feel persecuted.
I love how this fat useless american is trying to talk shit about what women I'm allowed to be attracted to
they’re posting pretty girls again :[
>>34935907You're not allowed to love women in a submissive shota getting abused way.
>>34935904I've said it before I'm trying to have a discussion and share my viewpoint and all I'm met with from you is some dismissive "it's all in your head shut up". Why do you think it's whining when people don't agree with you and challenge you?
>>34935907She's cute I'd coom in her missionary style
I feel bad for women who are addicted to nicotine and get pregnant, that shit must suck dick. You gotta cold turkey it for nine months.
>>34935845So based
My cat is getting euthanized tomorrow. I’ve never been so sad before.
This Caturday blows. I went to work and thought I would see him come in for a drink but he didn’t show. At least the air is starting to crisp.How about you anons?
>>34935907You can see her bush in Taxi
>>34935921Go be with them.
>>34935921I'm sorry to hear that anon.
>>34935921:(
>>34935921I'm really sorry to hear that. Make sure to spend as much time with them as possible.
Places like this in America are so weird to me.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EgfBtLNXljM
>>34935914You're trying to have a discussion. But you can't do that by yourself you need a willing participant. You're whining about me not being interested in having a serious discussion about this topic.
My moid has pearly penile papules and it's very fun
>>34935924Proof?
>>34935933Just google it
>>34935930So what the fuck are you doing then, don't you have better shit to do than entertain a moid on 4chan >Whining You love that word don't you, sounds like projection
>>34935912You’re not allowed to talk to me until you get under 60kg
>>34935935Nigger I don't even know what "taxi" is supposed to be let alone where to find such a clip
i need a shy quiet bookworm gf
I’m going out for the first time in years to the club I don’t want any men speaking to me I just want to dance
>>34935937Are you entertained? I'm procrastinating some shit I don't want to do and responding to (you)s is what I'm doing. I call it like I see it.
>>34935943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J294A-R1Cjk
>>34935939NIgga the film Taxi. The french one not the US remake with a big black woman. I thought you'd know what it is considering you posted a screencap from the third movie.
>>34935948Do you really think some retarded coomer like him actually watches anything other than porn?
moids.
>>34935921It's just how it is. Last year when I had to put my cat down I felt so empty for 3 months
men if u could change two things about ALL women what would they be
>>34935951Moid reporting for duty.
ok female herewhy would this guy friendzone me. I honestly thought he liked me and was interested in me but was just being avoidant… he’s the one who said we should hang first. Then I kept reaching bc I wanted him to know I was interested. He would ask me to hangout sometimes too, but it was always very low stakes, never paid for anything, and often wanted to hangout in groups (would invite our mutual friend to our hangouts or me to theirs), and started responding to my texts mad late. I should’ve known then. I had an inkling cuz I was like damn this is how I treat men I’m not interested in but who keep reaching out to me. But I really just thought he was being avoidant. But we genuinely connected well I thought we had good convos. well he finally tells me let’s be friends. but never said how he feels. I’m taking my dignity and moving on bc he was kind of an asshole. I feel disappointed bc it was the first time I genuinely liked someone in a while, someone who I could talk to and who showed curiosity about me. But sadly that’s the bare fucking minimum.
>>34935954have a good day, moid.
>>34935955He got to know you and didnt like it, probably some dealbreaker red flag.
Or should I do a Vietnam era costume instead of Desert Storm?
>>34935953They can all live for as long as they want, and they can explode anyone who tries to sexually assault them when they've clearly said no.
>>34935958That makes sense. But I could handle that better than assuming he had no attraction to me what so ever and wanted to be friends from the start, which is what he’s making it seem like.
>>34935961thats overly nice..suspicious..
>>34935964Was I supposed to be mean?
>>34935950I guess not. Idk why I was expecting more
>>34935966u were supposed to be honest
not a single interesting post in over 750. Impressive.
This is Jonathan, a 193 year old Seychelles giant tortoise. If he could speak what do you think he'd say?
>>34935972"Fuck I'm tired. I need some cabbage and a beer."
>>34935968I don't follow. I love women, why would I not honestly want the best for them?
>>34935975what r u hiding
>>34935929why?
A guy told his friend I would “be a baddie if I lost some weight” and he told me, told me not to tell his bro… but then said he’s still attracted to me. Lol ok.My confidence is shit now
>>34935972That his food was better 170 years ago.
>>34935976Well, due to board rules I have to hide pictures of my body. Other than that, not much.
>>34935938I'm allowed to reply to your posts all I feel like.
>>34935979Loose weight then, hoe
>>34935981u have some deep secrets ii know it
>>34935960It won't be cannon unless you rape asian women in it.
>>34935972One n word>>34935979Don't blow your confidence on pedophiles.
>>34935907I like French women, but the snobby kind that look out to the setting sun while an accordion plays and they smoke a cigarette. >>34935929Driving that bridge to get into Newport News is actually hell.>>34935972>what do you think he'd say?I want some fruit and tortoise pussy.
>>34935989How about I shoot a hog?
>>34935981>he's actually a monster-man>that's why he likes monster-womenThe secret must be revealed.
>>34935987You're talking to the guy who openly admits sexual attraction to monsters. What could I possibly be hiding that I haven't already confessed to?Shit, now that you mentioned it I should have made women into monster girls...
>>34935987Stop encouraging this faggot basement dwelling rapist
do most guys prefer skinny girls
>>34935991Stay the fuck out of my hometown.
would a guy ever tell a girl let’s just be friends even if he likes her? why?
imagine if men went into hibernation mode like bears did
>>34935992The bullets won't exit.
>>34936000I wish men had a curfew at 9pm.
>>34935948I didn't post that shit dumbass
Femanon, would you comfort your bf if his favorite sportsball team lost?
>>34936005nooo
>>34935943Why not, you might get a chad clubber bf
Im in the shower, are you anons proud of me?
>>34936012post pics...
>>34936012Yes, but no texting and showering, you're gonna get into a car accident.
>>34936007Poor baby, Ill take good care of him <3
>>34935972Imagine if some Africans killed and ate him
>>34935996Yes,
>>34936006Then learn to use search engines moron
>>34935996Yea
Kind of sad how there are no new kinds of animals to discover just subcategories of other animals.
>>34935991>Driving that bridge to get into Newport News is actually hell.According to google it takes 39 minutes to drive from Hampton Roads to Newport News, and 63 hours to walk because you have to go through Richmond.
>>34935972>ahhhh i'm old and i'm in fuckin' pain arghhhh ahhh fuck *crawls* ahh fuckin hurts *crawls some more* ugh
>>34936016I think rich white people eating him is more likely
>>34936024Newport News is Hampton Roads, you silly
>>34936023Actually, a new species of cat, the Tilcayo was recently discovered in the Bolivian cloud forests.
>>34936023That's not true. Heard this little forest freak got discovered recently. It's called a Tous.
>>34936013I'm a man >>34936014ok, I was just replying to a text from someone
>>34936027It's all part of the same metro area, but if you want to walk from one to the other you have to go through Richmond and add almost 150 miles to your journey compared to car travel.
You people are so fucking Reddit
>>34936032i would never ask for a woman's shower pics
>>34936036well I'm out of the shower now so too late, also my manslut days are over
>>34936029Subcategory of wildcat>>34936030Subcategory of some kind of lemur It's all stuff we've already seen
>>34936040The heck are you expecting? Aliens? Those are probably out there, but we're not likely encountering them anytime soon. Or possibly ever.
I want her to look at me with her big wide eyes like she's nervous while she fidgets with she fingers
>>34936012No. Put the bar of soap in your ass.
>>34936007My bf wouldn't have a favorite sportsball team >>34936012Yes good job>>34936023Didn't they JUST find a new cat?
>>34936035Sorry man, I'm not trashed enough to start posting complete and utter nonsense yet.
Mother I hunger
Every now and then i get the urge to release my essence, but i don't want to just masturbate and i don't have a gf or a girl i could hookup with. So i guess i'll just have to better at channeling that energy into something else.
>>34936040What are you even complaining about EVERYTHING alive is a subcategory of plant, animal, or fungus.
>>34935996do most women prefer muscular guys
Men, does your chest look like this?
>>34936051a little bit. i'm not super muscular but i have somewhat defined abs and pecs.
>>34936049That's reducing it too far. Dinosaurs are a kind of reptile sure and platypus are a kind of mammal but can you imagine how motherfuckers felt when they discovered those, they've never seen anything like it. I've seen a billion lemurs and cats, so what if there's a new one that's smaller and in a different color
Do trannies ever post here?
Everything is fundamentally energy
>>34936051I'm not as blue or lacking shoulders
>>34936059All the time. Sometimes they have the decent to announce themselves
>>34936059Yes, we had one moid with booba and birdy wanted to be a man for a while.
>>34936051no I have slight man boobs
>>34936065hot....
>>34936053Terrifying creatures
>>34936062It’s green but you right about the shoulders
>>34936063>>34936064I was gonna ask about handling an interpersonal situation with cis people but on second thought this is probably not the place.
>>34936068>>34936062It's turquoise, you nonces.
>>34936068>It’s greenWe'll meet in the middle and call it teal
Women, how would you feel if your bf mogged you in fashion or interior design?
>>34936068prime moid brain... can't tell colours apart
>>34936057>so what if there's a new one that's smaller and in a different color If that's not at all exciting for you I feel sad for you. I just don't agree. Finding anything new now is just as exciting as finding something "weird" and new back then, because most people are under the impression there's nothing left to find at all except for in the oceans.
>>34936073Confused. Men don't care about that.
Accidentally took double my roid dose award
>>34936073So how would I feel if my boyfriend was rich like what is this asking?
>>34936079How the fuck do you accidentally draw twice as much as your dose? You mean you did a shot, forgot you did it, and then did another? How?
>>34936047Who?
>>34936072Technically it’s phthalo green mixed with titanium white >>34936074>>34936070femanons go two seconds without spewing misandrist insults challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>34936084>titanium whiteWoah, that's me!
>>34936080He had better taste and design skills than you. Could pick outfits better and design rooms better.
>>34936086>better taste That's subjective though. The "best" taste would be agreeing with me completely lol.
>>34936084So technically it's maybe mint.
do men fear religious imposters?
what's your favourite skate team/deck company?for me, it's Hook-Ups
>>34936088What if you agreed that his choices were better though. Like I saw a thread on /fit/ years ago, idk why it was there but a guy and his gf moved into some place. And she originally tried to decorate but was shit at it. And then he took a go and mogged was way better and she was all upset.
>>34936091Skating is for fags
>>34936090What even is that
>>34936095religious imposters
>>34936091What a fucked up deck. Gross
>>34936096But what do they do
>>34936091>>34936094
>>34936092I'm still not getting it. If I also like what he did it's also my taste so we have the same taste, how can his be better? The difference is just what he was able to find in stores/online vs what I was able to find. The "choices" don't matter because given the same stuff we'd probably make the same choices. It's not like he's an artist with more skill than me.
>>34936101It is a skill though. Design is a skill and he'd be better than you at it in that scenario
Women why don't you answer questions on the thread for answering questions? Are you even here?
My gf gets such a wide on during sex that I can no longer feel enough grip to be able to cum. Is this a common thing?
>>34936107>wide onLmao
stop drinking energy drinks, moids
>>34936106no one asks girls any legitimate questions
>>34936103I get that it's a skill but it's also subjective. I like MY taste. So I don't understand how to measure whether he's better at it than me or not. Like "oh I didn't think of that" doesn't constitute "you are better at design than me". In your example it kind of sounds like she had no taste and just did what she thought she should rather than what she liked.
>>34936107Sop up some of the excess grool and ask her to squeeze>>34936106I'm too busy arguing about interior design
>>34936107Now this is a quality post
>>34936110What constitutes a "legitimate question"
I wish i had a gf
>>34936112He's better if you like his work more, which can absolutely happen if you both have the same things to work with. If you liked his work more than yours how would you feel.
>>34936115guess
>>34936112nta but holy shit you are actually retarded
Women, what do you smell like?(What perfumes and/or lotions and/or other products with fragrances do you use)
>>34936119I don't know? All of the questions I give are legitimate questions that I want your answers and opinions on
Question for men:If you were rough housing with the lads, and accidentally found out that one of your buddies was FTM (discovered their tits/vagina) in the process, would you immediately stop any form of horseplay with that person, while never asking or addressing the issue? Do you tell the rest of your bandmates and they all get nervous around him? A day after you're drinking and he grabs you again to wrestle, he says "come on man", and you move away and laugh politely. So would you never want to play with a guy like that in that manner again? Is it against some sort of bro code?
>>34936122link them
>>34936118>which absolutely can happen You underestimate my patience to keep moving things around into every possible configuration multiple times until I decide. If given the same stuff to work with I'm confident that I would come up with something that suits my personal tastes best. Again, it's not like it's paint. There are a finite number of ways to arrange stuff. If someone has a good idea on where to put the couch and I agree I don't feel any type of way about it can you just get to whatever point you wanted to make when a femanon answered that she'd be upset by it or whatever your thing is?
>>34936123Unless they look like Hulk Hogan we *will* know
>>34936124The interior design one for instance. The other femanon lost the plot but the gist of it was would you feel jealous if he was better at girly shit than you.
>>34936110Just tell me if '60s-'70s acid rock, olive drab, and helmet art is worth the higher price point over thrash metal and chocolate chip for a Halloween costume.
I'm HTN idc
>>34936091World Industries XD
>>34936123In the words of my GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csyMnqIaWEU
>>34936125I've simplified it for you >>34936127
>>34936121Probably like weed.No perfumes, no lotions just oils. My deodorant has fragrance but it kind of has to.
>>34936121i smell like nothing/ like a mani use men's deodorant, mens shampoo and mens perfume
>>34936117go to the gf store they're on a BOGO sale right now
>>34936121i smell like nothing
>>34936131Does this count as a hate crime
>>34936123>tits/vaginaFinger it>bandmatesWe're in a band?Genuinely though I'd have clocked it way before I grabbed a tit. Ftms don't make convincing men
>>34936126Let's say yes, it's a 6'0" one with the widest frame of everyone there with "farm strength" so it's not like his rough housing felt weak, and you had no idea.
>>34936131Old anime is so weird. They just stand there motionless while their mouths twitch
>>34936127>better at girly shit than youLike what? If he's better at painting nails than me I'm not going to be jealous I'm going to make him do mine. This is such a stupid question.
>>34936139Let's say hypothetically you couldn't tell. Or can you not fathom hypothetical scenarios?
>>34936135Why
>>34936146they smell nice
>>34936143Budget constraints and tight time schedules, gotta save the money and the complicated art for the fight scenes.
>>34936144Don't make fun of me. You're stupid for dragging it out like this
>>34936150I mean, you were playing along
>>34936148They smell like an Arab metrosexual
>>34936140>it'sVery tellingAnyways, this definitely feels like a fetish post>>34936143Yeah, animation was expensive back then
Nausea Heartburn Indigestion Upset Stomach DIARRHEAPepto BismolWhen you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatterdiarrhea diarrhea
>>34936153well arab metrosexuals smell nice
>>34936128Neither of those costume ideas are worth more than $12.
>>34936137>>34936135>i smell like nothingWrong but I can't really fault you for that.Ethnicity please?>>34936134Interesting, what flavor deodorant
>>34936145I don't even know man. I guess it'd be kind of gross but I've never been friends with an ftm, every time I've seen them I just thought man that's weird
>>34936128What does this even mean
>>34936154I didn't want to offend anyone by saying "he" but oh well.
how many men here smell like ?
i smell like oil
>>34936161Desert Storm costume items are cheaper than Vietnam costume items. However, Vietnam was cooler looking and had better music. Thus, it becomes a question of whether or not looking cooler is worth spending an extra $30.
>>34936166r u a baker
>>34936165>smell like ?I do like wearing "dark and mysterious" fragrances in the fall/winter so I think I smell like ?
>>34936152Why don't you play with my dong
>>34936158>what flavor It doesn't taste like it smells which are you actually asking about?
>>34936121my natural aroma is pretty mildmy deoderant is rose scentededmy perfume is called rock princess, I really like the way it smells>>34936106hi, there's not many questions to answer but I'll answer them when I see them
>>34936168no. *punches you* that's what u get for guessing wrong.
>>34936169no imeant to ask what men smell likewhy do u only wear them during fall or winter
>>34936172Hi *gives you a kiss*
>>34936109a can a day keeps the depression away
>>34936173ouch.. not cool anonwhy do u smell like oil...
I get sad when I huff my boyfriends pitts and they smell like deodorant.
>>34936174I smell like my old sweaty t shirts that I live and sleep in
>>34936171Femanon, do you just like talking to me? You know damn well what I mean.>>34936172>Rock PrincessThis sounds like it would smell incredible but not exactly fitting with the name or bottle design
>>34936178What do you want it to smell like
>>34936181Him <3
>>34936180>You know damn well what I mean There are 2 known armpit fetishists in here I DID NOT know for sure lol. Now assuming you mean scent, cucumber mint.
>>34936175yay!! *kiss on cheek*>>34936180that's the old design, the new one looks like this
>>34936183Gay lol
>>34936174>no imeant to ask what men smell likeWell you failed spectacularly at that.Anyways as of recent I usually smell like tropical fruits or vanilla. Picrel is what I've been wearing during cooler summer days. Despite listed notes it mostly smells like Passion Fruit and Vanilla.>Why do you only wear them during fall or winterIf its a hot day it will make a fragrance project more and could be offensive to others because of its strength. Smelling a little bit of leather is nice, getting choked out by leather is not nice.
>>34936188Thats what they all say </3
Texted her half an hour ago and she ignores meIt's 11 pm on a Saturday so it's not like she's "busy" or asleepHoly fuck I might cry
>>34936180I have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to smell like. And I don't believe anyone who claims otherwise from looking at that is smelling anything other than their own ass.
>>34936192I would absolutely be asleep by 11. How old are you?
>>34936190what do u think of axe body spray
>>34936192Get a grip faggot
>>34936192hi i love bpd men
>>34936123it's cute how you think we wouldn't clock you immediately and were merely pretending
>>34936091>what's your favourite skate team/deck company?I had a Plan B board because I thought P-Rod was cool and skate trucks made for a good weapon.>>34936121>Women, what do you smell like?In the summer, coconut. In the winter, orchids. >>34936180>powdery>sweetI bet that shit is a migraine in a bottle.>>34936190>oud>saffronBased
>>34936193How do you not know what raspberries smell like. Even an idiot know what musk smells like these days. Approximate using your imagination bitch.
>>34936184Well, to be fair I am at least one of those armpit fetishists but you should still know what I meant.>cucumber mintRefreshing and tasty>>34936185I actually like this bottle design way more than the original>>34936174I forgot to answer your actual question. Men usually smell like sweat or soap I guess, maybe their shirt will smell like whatever they cooked or baked last. This is a question better suited for femanons since most people are noseblind to their own scent.>>34936195Haram, not kosher, frightening. In moderate doses some of their scents are nice enough but theres an association with them that makes it undesirable.
I'm suckling on the tip of the mayonnaise bottle like the nipple on a mother's teat. Precious milk.
>>34936200>Eddie Van Halen art
>>34936199So what would the purpose of pretending, but still rough housing with this person, then acting disgusted when (You) accidentally pulled up their shirt while wrestling, giving the silent treatment and making the entire band tense, be?
>>34936203See I fucking clocked it. It doesn't taste like cucumber mint it tastes bad.
>>34936192you are a red flag. stop being so bpd
Why don't lonely, single femanons just
>>34936193I've decided I won't be mean today.I'm sure you know what raspberry smells like, artificial or otherwise.Cashmere wood can most easily be described as the smell of a sweater. To me it kind of has a vanilla vibe to it.Musk is the scent you would associate with clean laundry. They tend to use the same aromachemicals in laundry soaps as they do in perfumery. >>34936200>In the summer, coconut. In the winter, orchids.Very cool of you Korra>BasedThanks
>>34936202I know what raspberries smell like but I have no idea what it smells like in the context of that fragrance and "musk" is a vague ass term anyway. None of that shit means anything until you actually smell it. It's like describing a painting as blue or a song as groovy, it means absolutely fuck all until you actually experience the full piece
>>34936210i would if i could
>>34936198Not BPD, just my heart is literally crumbling and it's making me hysterical.I've loved her for quite some time but now she's slipping away just as I have the confidence to make a move.I've wasted my whole life I see no point in living anymore
>>34936208Of course it tastes bad, its deodorant
>>34936212It means enough to know that I wouldn't choose that one, that's the point. "Ah I don't like coconut, moving on". Chill out?
Does this character look Asian to you? I feel like game character creators either make it really hard to make an Asian or really hard to make a character that doesn't look Asian. Or maybe I'm just not familiar enough with Asian facial features.
>>34936209>>34936198Holy fuck never mind you're right. I never knew what BPD meant but I may actually have it.
>>34936207i hate trannies as much as the next guy but the "we can always tell" thing is basically the trans debate version of "i was only pretending to be retarded"
>>34936215You're the one who called it tasty knowing that the context was a deodorant scent
>>34936217What game?
>>34936221nta
Women, how would you feel if your husband doused all your cooking in sauce when you served it to him
>>34936210Make moids instantly hard by texting how fuckable they are? On it.
>>34936117Same. I’m 27 it’s been 13 years since I’ve had a gf almost.
>>34936208How do you know it tastes bad
>>34936217It's the eyelids. They're reading as monolids. If you cover the eyes there's nothing distinctly Asian about it.
>>34936217Not plate faced enough
>>34936221Dragon's Dogma. The first one.>>34936222DD ain't all that descriptive. I really hate when people tell me about a game and only tell me the initialism.
>>34936222trips :O
>>34936226It's my deodorant. Shit happens.
>>34936207Why are trannies so dense? It’s awkward because you’re concealing the truth from the people you are close to. Even if they’re supportive and accepting it’s still a huge part of your life that would certainly shock anyone who didn’t realize it about you.
>>34936225About to turn 27 I've never had one AT ALL This is despite going on a couple dates, which personally I think makes it 100% times worse
>>34936228I thought her side profile looked quite Asian.
>>34936220It was a joke (mostly)
>>34936227Yeah I actually had a mask on a while ago that did that and I did have that issue. Any tips?
>>34936236Lol
>>34936222Hokuto Shinken wa muteki da
>>34936234If everyone can always tell then how was the truth "concealed" and how does this sequence of events make any sense?
>>34936213Literally go outside
I don't want to alarm you, but someone's in the wolf.
>>34936223Probabky wouldnt give a single fuvk,
>>34936243>If everyone can always tellI didn’t say that you paranoid freak
>>34936223If he wants to taste hot sauce instead of the rest of the ingredients that's his prerogative. As long as he's appreciative that I made him food it's w/e.
>>34936249>lesbiansOkay, but only if they're down to suck and fuck. Or just suck.
>>34936178why do men get so uncomfortable when you want to smell their pits? like obviously if im doing that i like how it smells, idc that you "need a shower"
About to turn 30Never had a relationship, never even been on a date, no sex, kiss, might have hugged a girl not related to me before when I was a kid or something.Dating was never a priority in my life. I often forget how old I am until I am reminded when some coworker younger than me is engaged or having their first kid (honestly its usually just women younger than me, i haven't met a man my age or younger with children).
I've had this problem recently where I can't put my thoughts into words. I'll type out half of a sentence before running into a wall and not knowing how to continue despite knowing what I want to communicate. If I finish it it comes out disjointed and grammatically incorrect and I miss something anyways. Literally what the fuck is wrong with me, do I have brain damage.
>>34936250Then your answer provided no insight.
Who else fasting for Yom Kippur
>>34936109Not a moid. how can I stop these? I drink 2+ 2-300mg a day and sometimes coffee after. I thought adderall would help me quit but i still drink just as much and i know it cant be healthy.
>>34936217Yes, but more hapa than full
>>34936243You can tell that society is so fucking insanely sexist (against everyone, not just one sex/gender) because of how stealthing is some sort of "mind rape" even in completely platonic contexts. No one sneeds out about someone being "secretly black all along" or even gay
>>34936117holy shit i got freaked out, she looks like me
I've been coughing like hell the entire day trying to clear out a weird feeling in my throatJust managed to cough up the biggest, stickiest glob of phlegm I've ever seenFeels good
>>34936259Why would you want to
>>34936262What race are you, latina or middle eastern? Because I was wondering what race this girl was when I was scrolling earlier
>>34936261It’s not sexist that people naturally treat males and females differently.
>>34936264I hate it when it's like that. Like the phlegm is coming out in chunks not as a viscous liquid.
>>34936268Yeah, but hey, at least it's out.
>>34936235>This is despite going on a couple dates>a coupleYou gotta go on more than 2 dates to find a gf, it's trial and error where you have to learn how to discern if a relationship will work with a girl and even after that it becomes a numbers game.
>>34936261>mind rapeThis term is so funny
would you date this person
>>34936265idk i dont want to give myself heart problems or something. They're also usually packed with all these megadoses of extra vitamins and other random shit and i dont want to fuck something up by overconsuming.I only got hooked on them in the first place because of fasting and starving habits, and i dont do that anymore.
>>34936274Tranny
>>34936274Midk, I've never talked to her
>>34936267If you were treating one person one way without issue, and then treat them the opposite way because you discovered they have the opposite genitals of what you expected, in spite of the original way being more familiar and sensible, it is
>>34936274Does she work for packhacker or what? Why is there so many backpacks.Also no I wouldn’t I don’t find her attractive
>>34936257I’m sorry if you’re still here this was unnecessarily rude.
Can autists vibe shit out? Do they have a gut feeling? An internal narrator and voice, does anything other than calculations go on up there? Can they make emotional decisions or feel what people are feeling? Or do they just run sort of like a computer? Do they have souls?
>>34936281Yeah
>>34936286If you're an autist, you can usually identify other autists by how much you fucking hate them.
>>34936288Nts hate autists too
M/FHow true is this to you?
>>34936280Not sexist. It’s biological. We are hard wired to treat males and females differently. It’s much less abrasive to meet a trans guy and immediately know he is trans and treat him like a trans man than it is to treat him like a cis man and find out that he is not cis.
>>34936287Slightly related, but I love girl in tshirts and pants.Hottest outfit a girl can wear is just pants with a form hugging cotton T-shirt.
FUUUUUUCK ILL NEVER MAKE A SONG LIKE THIS OR ANYWHERE NEAR THIS GOOD I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF
>>34936290FI'm the background character of my life. Whenever I try to be the main character I act evil and cringe and still get nowhere, so i give up.
>>34936286i have all of those things yes
Remember when anon posted that "girl" he had a crush on that repaired electronics on YouTube or onlyfans or whatever and "she" turned out not to be a girl
>>34936296no?
>>34936297I do. It was quite funny
GenderThoughts on rape?
>>34936290MI feel like I'm barely a side character in my own life
>>34936290MI'm the audience and the narrator instead of a character
>>34936286autistic and yes to all. I met an autistic guy who said he thinks like a computer and is rational but from my view he just dresses his emotions up in obtuse language and narc rages on people. It's not real computer like thinking just lack of awareness.
Women, has a lesbian ever make you feel uncomfortable or creeped like men do?
>>34936287That was a random guess. Can't believe I got it.
>>34936290f, im barely a character. i kind of just live my whole life daydreaming and coming up with ideas and dont really pay attention to myself or real life. when i go to work i have no idea what happens because im in my head. everybody thinks im really stupid and its not like im a genius but im really just actively ignoring everyone and everything because it usually sucks. i used to get bullied and they would get really annoyed because they'd say something and i wouldnt reply because in my head i was a ladybug jumping on flowers and they'd be like "HELLO??" and id be like "oh hi, what?" and it drove them nuts.
What are people doing to find someone these days? Is it really apps? I feel like dating apps are not effective and now I often see people screenshotting profiles/responses and sending it to friends and worse, twitter/online. Makes me not want to use them
>>34936307have you seen the numbers?>how do people find someone?they don't, anon. People aren't finding each other.
>>34936300Mits bad
>>34936295>>34936303I don't believe you guys. You seem too oblivious and at the same time too concerned with analyzing and optimizing shit
>>34935718Left the party. I feel embarrassed I was there because no one really chatted with me. I tried to strike up a conversation, but no one was interested in holding it. It was all worth it in the end though because when my friend was driving us home, the lighting outside struck PERFECTLY in sync to the drums kicking in on Bon Jovi’s “Shot Through The Heart” (not to be confused with “You Give Love A Bad Name”).
]>>34936290MI'm the main character in a show no one's watching
>>34936300MBadEvil DespicableShould be severely punished.
>>34936307the closest ive ever been to dating was playing videogames with a guy really consistently for about six months. i dont know how it works either.
>>34936306You do seem a little stupid. If we worked together I'd grope you.
>>34935534Avoidant insecure gf
>>34936313Then you're writing a pretty shit show
>>34936286Yeah. Emotions are data they can be used to make the calculations.
>>34936300MIts bad but sometimes hot
>>34936324It's broken
>>34936325give it a sec
>>34936304>Women, has a lesbian ever make you feel uncomfortable or creeped like men do?Yes
>>34936304No official lesbians and not as an adult but I had 2 friends in middle and high school who made it weird. >>34936307Literally nothing. I get a hit every 5 years or so.
>>34936312Good job surviving anon. I don't think I'd fare well in that situation either, but at least nothing horrible happened.
>>34936326
>>34936330Gato
Women do you brag about your bf to your friends to make them jealous?
>>34936317thats happened before unfortunately so please dont say that
>>34936335No, they like uglier dudes.
>>34936262Hi. How are you doing?>>34936266the chick from the photo is argentinian.
>>34936336Maybe if you were a little more present and attentive it wouldn't have
>>34936335The boyfriend I had when I last had friends was not brag worthy
>>34936342what a rotten thing to say.
GenderWhy does this bother woman?https://x.com/hoodwild_/status/2100998284005498973
State gender and the three things you can identify in this image without looking it up. If you cant get at least two then go back to Twitter/Instagram where you came from
>>34936347:) I love it when it hits the spot
>>349363482nd bitch is legit fat tho
>>34936350idk who this is and i came from tumblr
>>34936348MIt makes them feel like a fatty I reckon. Like, if you and your boyfriend get ice cream together then that's an ice cream date, if you get food while the other person doesn't then you're just the fat ass that had to get a sweet treat while the other person was totally fine.
>>34936328>>34936315how old are you guys now?
>>34936348It only bothers me if he's paying and we left somewhere comfy to go get the food bc I feel guilty for dragging him along on what was apparently a pointless errand for him.
>>34936350f, its wt snacksi guess its a ban hammer idk what else
>>34936352so your hobby is to be mean?
>>34936361early twenties
>>3493636134I've had 4 boyfriends. Only really liked one of them looking back at things. Only 2 of them were attractive.
How do I approach the tiny indian girl at my gym with the giant gazongas?
no one to watch the new episode w me...
If lesbians like women so much then why do they try to look like men?
Ed Sheeran is crying at his concert and you're all laughing. Haven't you gone far enough?
>>34936364Hobby is a stretch but I get enjoyment from it. It's easier than being nice which feels inauthentic anyways, pushing someone's buttons in a strategic way feels more rewarding than doling out and receiving insincere flattery for something I don't care about or am not impressed by, which I rarely actually feel.
>>34936368over
>>34936374thats what he gets for getting all those tatoosmoids should never ruin their bodies like that..
>>34936296it's me. I googled that person again and the gemini summary didnt say anything about them being transgender. So IDK about it being confirmed.
In your gender opinionDo you think sex scandals amongst your politicians are more forgivable when you find them attractive.
>>34936380>the gemini summary
>>34936381That almost makes it worse. You expect an ugly gross old guy to have to do some slimy stuff to get sex with people he finds attractive. A hot person stooping to that level must be a REALLY terrible person.
I should get a tattoo
>>34936383that's what "confirmed" that the youtuber was a transgender the first time, that's why Im using it again. It's clearly not reliable information.
>>34936387nooooooooooo
>>34936381Sex scandals are fine. Cheating scandals are not. It is the ultimate character indictment. I would sooner elect a known murderer than a person who cheats on their SO.
>>34936389It's gonna say VENOM NIGGER on my throat
>>34936386Not that kind of sex scandal, but like, Married congresswoman cheated on husband with female staff.Type of scandal.
>>34936381MNo, I dont care if a male politician is attractive and I dont like attractive female politicians at all, they should all be like that slug lady in Monsters Inc.
>>34936393why not nenom vigger
>>34936388I confirmed it first with my eyes before the AI did anything, post that thing's voice
>>34936379what about ruining my body with self harm?
>>34936379Not true. Men can get whatever tattoos they want. The reason women can't get tattoos is because their bodies are for future men to own, and they shouldn't get to deface them without that future man's permission.
>>34936396Because that doesn't make sense. Venom nigger doesn't make sense either but at least they're real words
>>34936398dont do that either>>34936399mens bodies are beautiful and shouldnt be touched w ugly tatoosidc abt women they are gross>>34936400they’re not nice words tho
>>34936397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikiaAA7foic
>>34936376im sorry :(
>>34936401>they’re not nice wordsThat's the point
>>34936405are u not a nice person?
>>34936402Disgusting language. Anyways sounds cis, just as a wwe worthy build. Faggot.
I want to kill myself famslam on god in cape cod. But I can't
>>34936403Sorry for what? I was the one being mean
>>34936411well you shouldn't do that.
>>34936394Oh.Who cares about the kind you're talking about? I'd talk shit and have an opinion if they were my neighbors but I don't know those people so it doesn't even make it on the radar.
>>34936350Legs, pussy, boobs
>>34936408you got rekt and are lashing out.
>>34936401>mens bodies are beautiful and shouldnt be touched w ugly tatoosI really dont get that sense when looking myself in the mirror
>>34936407I just wanted to pick something with shock value
>>34936373Not all of them do. Those are just the tranny ones.
>>34936418that cuz ur a man and ur attracted to women>>34936419why not put something shockingly nice instead
>>34936416You're still gay for liking it. Varbie tier
>>34936369Ask if you could turkturkturk her dadada's?
All I want is a semi-attractive foid to get me drunk enough to rape me. Is that too much to ask? I'm already an affectionate drunk I just want a woman about either much younger or older than me to feed me alcohol until im deliriously slurping away at the pusspuss.How no
>>34936423Nice meme, person who is obviously my age.
Most women would think my body is disgusting because it's weak skinny and frail
>>34936412i think i would be mean too if i felt that sad. i dont really like compliments for no reason either but at least i can run away and feel happy in daydreams. you don't even have that so its like all you can do is be in control of the bad feelings. ive wanted to do that too. and its sad. so im sorry youre stuck there.
>>34936421I think women despite being 100% straight can appreciate the female form in a way men can't appreciate the male one. I think because the male form doesn't have "it" and women are attracted to either the aura and position of the man or he is a peak specimen.
>>34936427Then uhhhhh work out?
>>34936427theres a solution..
>>34936431A final one?
>>34936402If I was drunk I'd probably let them sucky, not my fault they pass
>>34936422>Anon used "ur gei">it's not very effective...
>>34936430>>34936431I have a muscle wasting disease
>>34936427If you're skinny it only takes like 6 weeks to get the appearance of muscles, and 12-18 weeks to approximately peak female-gaze physique.
>>34936290MI feel like I am the main character, which makes me feel like shit because I am behind in a lot of things I don't want to be behind in.
>>34936436I don't.#mogged
>>34936374Dude wanted to be the redheaded stepchild of israel.
>>34936429I can appreciate the male for as a man but most men genuinely just look like shit. Fat flabby or skinny, you have to actually work to look good
I like when foids are cute, but foids don't want to be cute anymore and it makes me sad.
>>34936436Sounds like you have two reasons to work out then>>34936379No one should get tattoos, imagine branding yourself like you are a pop up ad
>>34936444women should get tattoos
>>34936447Nuh uh
>>34936449yes, they shouldit should be banned for men tho
Women should learn to dress more casual.Ironically, they need to learn to stop dressing for male gaze, which they are now despite what they claim.
I haven't coomed in a couple of days, I think I want to coom
>>34936443i like to be cute but nobody likes me as a person so it doesnt really matter
>>34936455So you've just been letting guys who you know don't like you as a person hit for no reason?
>>34936456no?
>>34936452No. I don't want to dress like a hobo. Women could compliment me.
>>34936459Guess that means you're a virgin then.
>>34936428I daydream a lot too but we aren't daydreaming right now, you have to come back to the world at some point. I used to be more empathetic as a child perhaps too much so, but I suppose as I got older that and my good behaviour didn't yield results or got beat out of me or whatever, maybe I just got tired of feeling sorry for people or worrying about those who didn't deserve it, regardless of what I genuinely feel very little for other people now, maybe only a small handful, and it does genuinely make me feel good to hit someone the right way in an "I've cracked the puzzle" sort of sense, it's a satisfaction. And it's not like it doesn't work, people really do engage with me more when I'm callous, when I'm genuine nobody cares.
>>34936451Explain why women should get tattoos then
>>34936444I can't work out, I don't build muscle like that
>>34936462the more you talk about it the sadder i am. i wish i could do a little spell and make you warm again.
>>34936464cuz they get dumb ugly ones and then men will like them less and maybe like me more instead >:3
>>34936467I respect the Hussle
>>34936466I was warm with a girl once, she's gone now and I never hurt her but I sometimes had passing thoughts of it, like it'd be so sad and that's what'd make it so good. So I don't think I'm all clear there. Plus I literally made a rape joke at you I think you're giving me too much sympathy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4Yhall my Atiggas fr
>>34936476Tf is he saying
>>34936479SOMETHING WRONG WITH THA PUSSY
>>34936452If I dressed any more casual I would wear sweatpants outside of the house
>>34936484Hope you visit a doctor bro
Your honor my client was deadass
>ask boss when I work this week in work discord>comment deleted>now I work an extra day this week, maybe moreI fucked up? Didn't I?
>>34936501>work discordDo white people really
>>34936475Where’d she go?
do men actually enjoy being called daddy?what about just dad?
>>34936512I would projectile vomit.
>>34936307Apps worked for me, but I used them on and off for like 3 years. It takes time and it’s still a lot of dumb luck
>>34936513what pet names/ kinky names do men like then?would being called 'sir' or 'mr' suffice?
>>34936502Yes. Last job I had this too on an other app. I'm using my alt.
>>34936329That’s true, thanks. I’ve been being a bit over-dramatic and contemplating my life since then, but I just need sleep, I think haha.
>>34936512>daddyGross>dadEven worse>>34936515>sirYou're not very good at this Just say baby or something sweet instead of trying to pander to some complex or dynamic
>>34936519baby is cringe dynamics are hot
>>34936515i like sir
>>34936519baby is also a dynamic thing
>>34936520How's your relationship with your father
>>34936523above average actually, i love him and he loves me
>>34936511Does it really matter
>>34936519>>34936521sir is a bdsm thing
>>34936515>pet namesDunno about other men, but I can think of a few. Food-related ones like "honey" or "honey bun." More romantic ones like "my love" might be fun too.>kinky namesI think my name would have more impact than most of those. Well... "Good boy" might be more effective. Don't judge me, I know what I'm about!
is it a good idea to invest in looksmaxing at 26 if you're not ugly? i am not fat or ungroomed but i dont like my face. i am a guy btw
>>34936520>>34936522And what sort of dynamic is that >>34936524Of course, but I know there's little caveats to that isn't there
>>34936529Sure just be careful about it.
>>34936512If she is getting into it then I'm more into her being into it than me being into it
>>34936528>"Good boy"what about big boy?>>34936530dynamics of men being naturally more dominant and assertive than a woman, nothing new>Of course, but I know there's little caveats to that isn't there?_?
>>34936529Smart ones know that when you're handsome, you need to get fat so you can develop an actual personality, and then when you slim down again the world is your oyster
>>34936534>what about big boy?Sounds more like she's calling me fat. Although now that you mention it, names referencing the size of my bits would probably be pretty effective too.
>>34936536>Sounds more like she's calling me fatthats hot tho
>>34936515>sirno>misterHell yeah>slaveFuck yeahI want a woman who'll feed me gin and make me call her "miss" while I eat her out.It really is a saturday night
>woman with dyed hairred flag, bpdemon, do NOT date>woman with dyed hair, asian:OWhy are moids like this?
>>34936534>naturally more dominant and assertive than a woman"Sir" and "dad" are what the fuck tier, you aren't my servant or my pupil or my daughter >?_?Perhaps you like him a little too much
>>34936537Don't project your kink onto me, missy!
>>34936541ok i get the 'dad' thing but why are u all so freaked out by 'sir'? feels like an overreaction>Perhaps you like him a little too muchdont be weird>>34936542i can’t help it
>>34936535i dont think i can ever get fat lol. my metabolism is INSANE. i probably need 3500+ calories a day to gain any type of weight
>>34936549A small price to pay for a real personality
>>34936540Because it's just them putting effort into their look, not them signaling that they're a feminist LGBTQIAP+ ally.
>>34936512>>34936515Everything is cringe.
>>34936546>why are u all so freaked out by 'sir'?As I said you aren't my student or some subservient >dont be weirdNot in a sexual way but like you have low self esteem and need a surrogate father or some other figure to attach yourself to or you'd feel completely lost, like a child basically, you sound immature and clingy
>>34936540I am not like that, I will try to submit a request to the moid council to update the moid talking points
>>34936540I'm like this
>>34936551Some asian women are gay but they just enter lavender relationships and or less susceptible to brainwashing. Tbh some legit become psychos. Haven't you heard about irl stories about "yandere" asian women/girls.
>>34936556>Haven't you heard about irl stories about "yandere" asian women/girls.
>>34936546>i can’t help itYou must. I'm such a twig that I'm below 10% body fat. The total opposite of your kink!
>>34936553ur assuming alot of stuff w no backing just based off some pet names yk
I'm drunk enough to kinkpost. Hump all femanons while they're trying to use the oven
>>34936557Told you.
>>34936559It says a lot and I'm also going off of your old posts
>>34936564what old posts? im not a namefag, theres no way to determine which posts are actually mine vs not
>>34936557moids will say "Lindsay Clancy deserves the death penalty" then reply to this webm with "God I wish that were me"
>>34936565Fat fetishist
>>34936568Not a guy/moid, she does deserve the death penalty. Tbf her husband is messed up too. If he had loved his kids, I think he probably would have killed her and then himself and or just her and call the cops on himself. I have weird theory but I doubt anyone would believe it.
>>34936570yes, and? im still not the only femanon who posts in all lowercase :P
>>34936525No but I want to know
>>34936571He was gonna win custody because she wasn't taking her meds. She crashed out because she saw the writing on the wall and went "if I can't have them, no one can"
>>34936572So? I still know remember reading your posts specifically in the past and that's the vibe I get from you
>>34936576frankly anon ive never posted any weird daddy issues stuff
>>34936577So you think
>>34936579:P i have a better relationshp w my dad than 99% of this board, manons included
>>34936462
>>34936580Right, you're daddy's little girl
>>34936583paws at ur face
>>34936580MI have a solid relationship with my dad it's just that my mom was my dad's first girlfriend and my mom concocted the entire relationship from the start so he can't give me dating advice.
>>34936573She just moved on to greener pastures, she wasn't really "mine" anyway so there wasn't much to hold her down in the first place
WomenWould you rather, be forced to dress "modest" instead of comfortable when you're around your male siblingsorEvery body dresses comfortably so sometime you see your dad's balls when he's relaxing.
>>34936591Nag, sometimes I see my sister's pussy lips through the leg hole in her shorts and I want to stick my finger in there.
>>34936591M but I saw that twitter thingit's literally the same thing as asking "do you want to see your brother's morning wood?"
>>34936591Comfy is good. I don't want to be forced to wear anything because modesty culture is a fraud if you've ever seen those 'what she was wearing' exhibits.
Men, if you had to spend 6 hours in a finger torture trap connected at the penis to another man, who would you pick?
>>34936561you end up humping femanon INTO the oven
>>34936596An alternate reality version of myself who also agrees to the deal and will be teleported back to his reality once it's over.If that's not an option, guess I'll die.
>>34936512This made me think of something, why do people like being called "daddy" and "mommy" in the first place, that shit should stay as family. I just hope the same guy who's being called daddy doesn't have a daughter that calls him that too
I look real goofy while singin
GenderDo you like to drink?
>>34936603MHell yeah
>>34936603FIt's complicated.
>>34936586I wish I had a gf like that
>>34934965M5 years ago when my cat died>>34934933MTOE, but not something like "babe"I want it to be special to us.
>>34936568Difference is that I'm not 3 children.But I don't wish that were me.
Femanons, would you date a man that likes to investigate and camp out at haunted / occult locations?
>>34936610no what if he gets shanked by a homeless man and now im a window
>>34934933M. Probably my name so I'm not reminded of my first love who had about 50 different terms of endearment.Kinda done with it honestly.
>>34936611>windowI can see right through you femanon
I am just a weapon. I was bred to be a piece of military equipment. That's all I am. I don't really know if I care.
>>34936616Bro you a pussy you ain't killing shit
>>34936616Your mother birthed you with a core of uranium-235?
The world need physicists with cheap lives, ones almost as cheap as infantrymen
>>34936611>now im a window
>>34936618My mother birthed me as fundementally expendible. She didn't want a boy. I was turned over to the construction workers and th Saddam and Osama hunters. That's what I was good for figuring out.
>2010-girls are legal in my countryDo they need family guy funny moments + minecraft parkour to not get bored during sex or?
>>34936625>he thinks zoomers like family guy
>>349366262010 is Gen Alpha, unc. Zoomers love Family Guy.
>>34936625hag fucker
>>34936627no we do notfamily guy is old tier aka millenial tierzoomers like rick and morty and smiling friends
>>34936610Some daytime exploration is acceptable.I'll go camping but in the woods further out than a homeless person would want to be.
>>34936603f, never
>>34936629What fucking zoomer likes rick and morty lmao, that's reddit the show. Most millennials were already teenagers by the time Family Guy started airing. It's a very late millennial and early Gen Z kid show, adults never watched family guy.
>>34936631Why not? Does it scare you?
whys everyone up so late?
>>34936633i have had one drink in my life and I dont want to drink ever again. its just an intoxication that I dont like. i prefer taking cannabis gummies because at least that's an interesting experience.
>>34936634Watching romance anime, as one does at 2 AM.
>>34936637would u fuck a female minotaur
>>34936639What if I have all 3
>>34936643then you are a narcissist
>>34936644Smells like jealousy
>>34936640Depends on what she looks like. If it's full-on cow head woman, probably not. Can't imagine enjoying kissing a cow face. But if it's somewhere between cow and human, maybe.Much as I'd love to keep discussing one of my favorite topics, I gotta get to bed. G'night!
>>34936645smells like gaslighting
You have to pick one to dateMen: a 5ft tall girl or a 6ft tall girlWomen: an 100lb man or a 300lbs man
>>34936639Gentlemen have dead sperm. So style.
>>34936649A 5ft tall girl no doubt
>>349366496' would be my height but that's no fun, give me the fun-size girl.
Why not just brainwash yourself with LSD, weed, and rap music to be a low inhib thug, /atoga/? It makes women's pussies wet.
>>34936649100lb
>>34936646gn monsterloving anon
>>34936654Thugs don't take lsd
>>34936649I can handle a 6ft girl but I'll ghost
>>34936658Yeah, they dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx4JEBwVlXo
>>34936649MOn one hand a 5 foot tall girl will be easy to throw around and treat as a sex object.On the other hand the 6 foot tall girl is just more woman to love and will have long legs.I guess 5 foot tall girl, but mainly just because she'll be easier to carry.
What do women really want?
>>34936663to be a pretty girl
>>34936663ChACK!
>>34936664you're already pretty enough
He ain't gone shoot shit with that gun, he just pull it out in his pictures
>>34936667: )
>>34936663>him
>>34936671is he really handsome? he looks like my older brother ngl
>>34936673I like >him
>>34936663swag
>Just figured out how to manually add a table of contents to a pdf that doesnt have them and doing it now to many of my booksAre you doing anything exciting?
>>349366496ft for heightmatching.
question: if i am 6' tall man what type of girl do i need to breed so that my kids will be:Hot afatleast 6'3smartstraight teeth naturally with a good biteno genetic diseasesno balding geneswhat should i focus on?
>>34936678Tall women
>>34936663>What do women really want?Chocolate.
>>34936674he is short af though
>>34936649Ooh, 6ft girl, please. Hot!
>>34936683Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain, chocolate rain.
ladies i'm getting a very similar haircut to this soon. i've grown out my hair for 3 months now. ya all think it looks good or no?
>>34936634>whys everyone up so late?You posted this at 8:30am UK time. Are you one of those Americans who doesn't realise that any countries outside the US exist?
>>34936603>Do you like to drink?M. If you mean alcohol, no.
>>34936689As a fellow guy, just so you know, that style is a huge pain to keep during the day all day.
>>34936663>What do women really want?A 23" waist.
>>34936692imma use some product to keep it in place
Eenie meenie many moLittle Jewess is a hoe
>>34936690i can’t take brits seriously srry
Is quitting nicotine even actually worth it? Is there someone here who is like 9+ months without nicotine that can say if it even matters or not?
Anyone here been through abuse and manipulation? Does it ever get better once you get out?
>>34936702Penis got harder and bigger
>>34936639f, I miss the swag era. at least people had fun with it
>>34936687>>34936679hii
Foids, who would you rather date: Yanderedev or Clavicular?
>>34936663I figure they want someone with a body that can turn them on and security to protect them and provide for them.Probably also someone who they can be emotionally vulnerable and communicative with.
>>34936639These memes were the reason why fedora memes became a thing
>>34936663Most women think and truly believe they would be content with "average", but what they mean by average is the perfect immaculate average. The guy who truly has it all.
>go on a date with a bpd girl>it's fine, she doesn't look at interested so my excitement fades >don't ask for a 2nd date >...>get a 2nd date anyway by her initiation ????
>>34936722Bitches will say this sht and then date a 6'0 curly hair drop out
>>34936713I doubt foids know who YandereDev even is
>>34936725I'm 6'1 and no one's dating me
>>34936713I'd rather have my ovaries removed than date either of them.
>>34936678How rich are you?There are companies that specialize in this sort of service.Lots of wealthy people are trying to create elite soldiers.
>>34936727You got the canvas, just need to fil in the picture.You will make it.
>>34936726Foids know about all men who groom underage girls.
>>34936727That's because you're ugly in the face.
>>34936728Not an option.
You took a white orchid and turned it blue
>>34936732I'm not
>>349366496ft tall ALL DAY EVERY DAYI cant date a girl who isnt at least 5'9
I hate math, this shit is burning a hole in my BRAIN
>>34936735ntathat mustache just isnt it dudeit isnt happening
>>34936702>Is quitting nicotine even actually worth it?Yes. The important thing to understand is that nicotine doesn't make you feel good (except in the very early stages); all it does is make the withdrawal symptoms go away so that you feel *normal* for a short while until they come back again. Once you quit - really, fully quit - you feel the way you used to feel after smoking or vaping for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and it costs you nothing, and there are no side effects.
>>34936735you're not turbougly, but also definitely not hot either, but yeah sure, it's not your height, nor your face, then must be your personality
>>34934903>>34934903Lots of women want to date me, but I just don't find anything appealing about them. Does anyone else have this particular problem?
>>34936743Do you find them sexually attractive or want to fuck them?
>>34936744No and no.They are just meh. Like the female version of this dude: >>34936735Not ugly, but definitely not enticing.
>>34936735why do men choose shitty facial hair and whatever this haircut is?
>>34936745Have you never gotten a boner before?Surely you've jerked off before right?
>>34936747There are girls who I find attractive and sexually arousing, and they aren't some 11/10 stacey league caricature either, but those types are never the types that show interest.
>>34936204>this nigga simulating sucking cock
>>34936750looks like a man in drag with that jaw
>>34936746So that cows can ask
>>34936713If I have to pick one, I suppose dating Clavicular briefly, then very publicly cheating on him with someone nice and nerdy, dumpling Clav, and flooding social media for months with posts about how unbelievably shitty at sex he is and how my new bf is superior in every possible way... that might be a worthwhile bit of public service.
>>34936748>but those types are never the types that show interest.Maybe you should just show interest in them?Nothing is wrong with you, you just have a type.
>>34936737>I hate math, this shit is burning a hole in my BRAINAre you struggling with anything in particular?
>>34936746Because,1. most men just don't think all that much about this stuff2. most barbers aren't able to do more than a couple of haircuts, especially the untained ones3. haircuts are expensive and men need to cut their hair monthly4. it's lots of effort and we go shit to do
>>34936759We don't ever run in the same circles. It's the curse of my life. It's the type of girl that I will walk past in the street or at the store, but who will never be at my place of work or at any of the entertainment establishment or ever be a friend of one of my friends.
>>34936760Not really, it's mostly the volume that I have to cram into my tiny brain that's fucking me up, which includes like some 7-9 stuff and 10-12 stuff.I've forgotten most of it.Can't be a neet man, it kills your neurons, genuinely makes you dumber, doesn't help that I'm old and deteriorating.
>>34936765Do you use tinder or dating apps?>Dating apps badIt's 2026 buddy, that's how most people date these daysSeems like it's your only option besides cold approach
>>34936697>i can’t take brits seriously srryNo one takes brits seriously, not even us. Everything we say is veiled behind half a dozen layers of dry, erudite, sardonic wit, and everything we do is dripping with lashings of self-aware irony, like a so-called American "pancake" dripping with Maple syrup, only so much smoother and tastier. We made Liz Truss prime minister with a perfectly straight face.
>>34936768I think beans on toast was the beginning of the end.
>>34936767I don't believe in surrending my mating choices to some nerd in SF.
>finally meet a girl that seems slutty>hit it off>>>>she lives far away and set her location to my city for better matcheslamehappens far too frequently
A fetus began growing from your brain, and has been surgically excised from your skull.
>>34936776>slutty>lives far awaySounds like she's gold digging.
I've always wanted to date someone famous. Not, like, big fish in a small pond locally famous, actually fucking famous.
>>34936780god whyitd be awfultheyre all narcissists
>>34936767>that's how most people date these daysThe only dudes I know who met their girl online are all dating some uggo. It put me off online dating.
Femanons, why do you always fall for lovebombing tactics?
>>34936568The problem with this is that 'place' has people running around ruining it, yelling, stealing your things if you take your eyes off them, and generally shitting up the place. While 'Place, Japan', admittedly does still have those people now, but they're all foriegners and japan should get rid of them, but the japanese people are pleasant and respectful (of the place, not you, they hate you, but you also don't need them to like you, just hope that they go "thank god that foreigner today wasn't awful").Also, if you're from america, place america is strictly things like parks and natural features. There is no real history or culture if you compare it to a place like Japan, or Europe with thousands of years of culture.
>>34936788"Lovebombing" is just post-hoc rationalization they use. In truth fuk bois are pretty straight forward and honest about their intentions.>oh he even took me to McDonalds and let me grab the McDoublePorkAndHoneyNuggestBurger>I thought we were going to get married in April
>met a girl in the emails>she asks for my height>I lie and say 6'2" (I'm actually 5'8")>she says she's 5'9" and complains about how only short guys ask her out and tall guys ignore herBut atoga told me height doesn't matter? Lol
>>34934903Q4F: are you actually dealing with a female lonely crisis of your own (that is, GENUINE loneliness, not having seven boyfriends and dumping them because they weren't good enough), or do you genuinely just not care much about men?
>>34936801OK but she's probably ugly if only short guys are hitting on her.
>>34936804Her face is kinda meh and a bit goofy with her big lips, but her ass and tits look amazing.
>>34936805OK so she's ugly. No need to sugarcoat it.Does this bitch realize that 6'2 is above average?Why do below average expect above average?
>>34936788Nag, but why is love bombing always associated with men who pump and dump or something like that? What if I you love bomb because you're desperate for a relationship and commitment? Would it be as bad?
Did kitten poster get a bf? I haven't seen her in a while
>>34936811That wouldn't be lovebombing. It also does not work, and you just end up looking desperate. Lovebombing only works on uglier girls.
>>34936813>Lovebombing only works on uglier girls.So you can love bomb ugly girls and get a relationship?
>>34936815Anon is stupid, he meant lovebombing only works when you're handsome.
>>34936817Many such cases
>>34936815Lovebombing is a way to convince girls to lower their guard around you.They must ALREADY be interested. So it does not work if you're some desperate incel who wants a relationship.Typical lovebombing situation:>me, hot fuck boi, interested in casual encounters>her, 6.5/10 not somebody I want to date, wants a relationship>me, pretend I am going to date her>her, ok but no sex until marriage>me, sure I will marry you in 9 months>her, starts believing my lies>me, get the PIV and dumb herThat's lovebombing.
WomenYou arnwon the first day on your job and your first and only order is to wait to be assigned a taskHowever the person who was supposed to assign you the work quit the company before it could be done and the company have seemingly forgot to find a replacement due to red tapeDo you>show up to collect your eight to five knowing full well you haven't been assigned to do anything but to show up and nobody is gonna make youbsonany work>escalate to your boss and demand he assigns you work
>>34936821You can play it either way. Depends on your ambitions and the job and so forth.
>>34936821Not fair to only ask girls, I too would love to claim a check from doing nothing
>>34936828Difference being girls actually have a conscience and a sense of morality
>>34936830>girls actually have a conscience and a sense of moralitywow, this is like the most boring way in which somebody on the internet can reveal themselves to be a complete incel virgin loser
>>34936831>incel virgin loserThe trifecta of foid insults: Sex, sex and status.Shame classism is le bad, otherwise it'd be a poorfag incel loser.
>>34936830Thats why men shouldn't have rights and when they turn 18 they should be married of to a mature woman to control and discipline them, that would be funny right hahaha.
>>34936834State sponsored milfy mommy gf?
>>34936835Yes, that would be awful hahahaha, I would hate to be some milf's property hahaha.
I think I had those paper cards for years but threw them away because I thought I would never use themNow I have a presentation and need themThis is women's fault
>>34934942I don't get it. Why didn't she go shopping with her bf or call her bf for help? It's not like a random guy will get sex or a relationship if she helps some random foid. Also, those are the exact type of female creatures who preached for decades about being strong and independent and not needing any help. I'm sure some simp would have helped her if she asked, but we all know how spineless and pathetic females are in 2026.
>>34936844Because she's fucking chad, and the moment she starts demanding stuff from chad, chad moves from becky to stacy
>>34934903Why are Americans so obsessed with le Sweden and le Denmark and le Norway?Literally the most boring cultures in the whole of Europe.I will never understand the fascination with such places.
>>34936846Both sides of the American political "spectrum" love Scandinavia. It's either>Proof that socialism works>A white ethnostateIt's neither.
>>34936848It's just insuferably boring. It's like being obsessed about your grandma's living room.
>>34936217shes cute! what gamei s this?
Concerned american here, has anyone noticed the increase in gambling ads and people pushing it? Like the economy is ass why the hell would I risk what little money I have on an app or website? Like , this shit feel predatory as fuck. I don't like it, I've seen religious folk and youtubers pushin this shit
>>34936841Yep their gone, women why did you do this?
>>34936821Doing nothing is only a short term option. Before long someone will wonder what you're supposed to be doing, and when they investigate, you'll get fired on the spot. It's better to head that off.
>>34936852Even leftist comedians are pushing it. It's disgusting. Gambling is up there with drugs when it comes to ruining lives.
>>34936849Country obsessions in general are pretty 'tarded. It's an obsession with an extremely digestible slice of a nation, be it whitoids dancing on a mountaintop or omg healthcare and nice prisons!I suppose its the same as what the Japs feel when people obsessed with Japan roll up.
>>34936735Motherfucker SHAVE YOUR FACE AND GET A NEW CUT
>>34936811>What if I you love bomb because you're desperate for a relationship and commitment? Would it be as bad?If you love bomb because she is desperate for a relationship and commitment, that's worse.
Marx did not consider the fact that the proletariat deserve to be oppressed
Just when you think vegetable dont have phonesOnion rings
>>34936821this only really works in the lower tier jobs I think, or in rare corporate cases
>>34936870... :)
>>34936870this is genuinely one of my favourite jokes of all time
do women feel when they get mogged by a stacy or any hot woman? or is it just a guy thing
>>34936735You really need a new trim and a shave or some different style of facial hair because whatever you're going for isn't doing you any favours
>>34936882Generally, the jealousy is fleeting and contextual based on attention. Not just a general feeling of being less attractive than someone else.
femanons rate my face 1-10. be quick
>>34936882Wtf you feel like you're getting mogged by other dudes? I stopped feeling that way in 9th grade.
>>34936855leftists, right wingers, priests, teachers, celebs, authors, everybody with a little bit of power and influence is pushing gambling on people hard in America, it's all because
>>34936475i can't really help what i feel, it's not about shoulds and stuff. im just sad for you
>>34936892your face is fine but your expression isnt one i like, i dont think we would be friends i think you might be mean
>>34936735your face looks like this guy when he does the expression
we're about to get royally fucked up the ass in the coming weeks and months
WomenWhat do you think about dating a guy that makes as much or less money than you?
Is there a reason british girls shorten their words when they're horny rather than elongating them like everyone else?It makes it feel like they're uninterested...
>>34936911your myopic "we" might not be as inclusive as you imagine lmao
>>34936913Any BritishFoids want to post what this sounds like? For science :)
>>34936912i think there's something romantic about being poor together
>>34936919just don't ever have kids ffs
>>34936892You look exactly like the friends I used to smome weed with in college.I bet you play heroes shooters.
>>34936912what's the point?>>34936882yes, it even was a meme before men started openly talking about this shit>>34936863I don't like how one dimensional socialism/communism is. Like for example, you can be poor but hot as fuck. That's also priviledge. You can be rich and ugly...Also many (most?) people are perfectly happy to be somebody's lapdog.
>>34936919Because you know they aren't with you for what you provide materially but rather who you are.
>>349368922/10 if Europe.5/10 if America.
Enjoying things is difficult when you are acutely aware of the timer ticking and how you have not met your goals in life yet
>>34936793Does Australia have culture? Does Canada? The no culture is the most brain dead observation. Europeans who aren't from land mass show up later, so it doesn't have as old buildings. No shit. What a fucking retarded observation to make. Anyone who harps on the culture thing is a fucking dumb ass. Seriously.
>>34936793>>34936928The culture of a place is almost entirely made up from who the locals think and behave.Everywhere on earth has culture.
>>34936914>>34936911He's not lying. We probably deserve it.
>>34936793>There is no real history or cultureIt is younger but saying it has no real history or culture is insanity and I can't imagine how this idea is so prevalent.It might be because American culture is so popular that people just treat it as baseline instead of as "American"
>>34936932It's mostly autistic retards who think "culture == old building", who say this shit.
>>34936931still a bit fuzzy about which "we" and the specific "it"
Men, would you rather spend 10 efforts unit to try to pull a 10/10 with 1/10 chances of it working.OrSpend 1 effort unit to pull a 1/10 with 10/10 chance of it working?
>>34936935split the difference
>>34936935Of those two options, the former.
>>34936935neither
>>34936882>do women feel when they get mogged by a stacy or any hot woman? or is it just a guy thingYea, sometimes I care and sometimes I do. Looks will fade unless they have good genetics, a good skin care routine and or a rich enough to get skin grafted/fish/other people skin surgery to keep their youthful appearance
>>34936935effort is gonethere will be no efforteffort is for foids
>>34936935aim for 5-6/10
>>34936934That anon is probably talking about the economy, the state of how the world is. Everything is increasingly becoming expensive.
i wish testicles were squeezable and you can squish them really hard to make cum come out
>>34936649m6ft girl please
>>34936750>pictureThis is why you go for small time onlyfans models instead of porn actresses.Yes, they might have BPD and self harm scars, but usually they can hold it together well enough and the sex is pretty good since they love to be sluts.
>>34936649I hate men
>>34936935I want a 5/10 who>is interested in me from the get go>thinks I'm funny and fun to be around>like me the way I am>doesn't demand that I change anything about myself>doesn't expect me to spend a single cent on her>has the same current living standards and future ambitions as me>is just happy be around me
>>34936948The Plight of Women>Some men like me, though not all men like me.The Plight of Men>All women dislike me.
>>34936949this list is the closest i have ever seen to not being unrealistic but still being unrealistic. its the total extremes that push it over the edge, some less absolute language and you would be there.
>>34936917It's basically just going "ye" and "mhm" with the biggest fuck-me eyes I've ever seen, but i was worried she wasn't into it cause i'm used to more of that "yeahh~?" tone
Femanons, would you wear something like this for your bf?
>>34936945You'd probably just hurt your bfs balls and he'd probably end up punching you.
>>34936955i know that which is why i said i wish
>>349366496 ft. I'm not into short girls.
>>34936951what in your opinion should I be more forgiving on?
Let's get realAny woman that requires their man to make more money than them has no morality to complain about the patriarchy.
>>34936945This is like hitting the cervix. Why do you hate us?
>>34936954Sure, if he made it clear that he wanted me to. I probably wouldn't of my own accord though. I wouldn't dye my hair blue for him though.
>>34936962>I wouldn't dye my hair blue for him though.Yeah, that's reasonable.
>>34936959>interested in me from the get gonobody is that invested from day one. you have to invest time in each other mutually as you figure out if you're a match, expecting her to be invested before she knows you isn't possible>doesn't demand i change anything about myselfit would be more fair to say "doesn't expect me to change who i am", but every single relationship ever is going to come with both people changing to suit the other more in some ways. expecting otherwise is going to make you a stubborn ox that holds back your own relationship.>doesnt expect me to spend a single cent on hergifts are an ancient and normal expression of love. it would make sense to say you don't want a girlfriend who expects you to pay for everything or rely on you financially, but buy her some dinners, get her some gifts, that's a very normal thing to do. it's more normal to expect her to do the same in return than to refuse to do it yourself ever.>has the same future ambitions as meobviously you want your life plans to be compatible but she can want different things for herself than you want for yourself and still have a life that works well together
why are men here so fucking stupid and evil
>>34936947Girls who did porn and OnlyFans (if a guy was involved) are in a bit of a pickle. They can't truly distance themselves from it or the acts that they did. It's unspoken, but whether a guy knows before or finds out later, i think there's a bit of an expectation if they don't just outright break up.
>>34936965women raised us
>>34936967>there's a bit of an expectationYeah, but unless they did a ton of stuff ONLY for the money that have no interest in doing themselves, that shouldn't be a big issue.
>>34936965Here? Do you mean this thread specifically, or just in general?
>>34936967idk why a woman would do sexual content when the most financially successful OF girls are the ones who never even show nudity
>>34936973BOTH.
>>34936965Should I see this as a compliment?
>>34936953Sounds nice, maybe I should go to London
>>34936684I'll put >him on my shoulders so >he can feel tall.
ADHD and auADHD symptoms sound so common how is this even a diagnosable condition?
Just back from a 2nd date, somehow did not end up going well. First date went out for drinks, convo was great, not too much flirting, held hands and kissed at the end of the night. She was very easy to organise date 2 with. Went for a walk on nature path, then to a bakery to get a pastry and coffee. Walk was good, talked the entire time not too much physical contact though for a 2nd date she kept a few inches extra to herself which was noticeable. Did hold hands towards the end of the walk for a little while, then went to get pastry+coffee, convo is still good at this point. Suggest going to the harbour for a few mins, she said she had another 30 mins before she needed to go that was fine. Try to hold her hand after crossing the road, she said she didnt want to hold hands. Head was kinda spinning a little bit as I was trying to figure out what to do, my dad then drives around the corner despite being in a town 45 mins away from my house, so I was sweating buckets. Walk for another 10 mins before going back to the car park. Knew I couldnt go for a kiss so we had a short hug and pretty brief goodbye. 95% sure its fucked, nothing more I really could have done here she just wasnt a very flirty or physical girl it seems, even though we had fantastic conversation.There is the slight thought in my mind of a woman on her period, she did ask to use the bathroom in the cafe but there was none there, then said it was fine. Might explain the behaviour.Ultimately seems cooked
>>34936975Men (white men specifically) are being made into second class citizens by rich people the way that white men have consistently made women or minorities second class citizens, and they are lashing out about it, and instead of getting mad at the rich people responsible, they are being made to believe that even if they're second class citizens, if they can at least make women and minorities third class citizens that they'll at least be happier, which is probably true to an extent, but it's also immoral and an inefficient use of effort.
>>34936906im the most friendly person ever. it was just a stupid pose>>349369242/10 seems too harsh. any femanons here to back me up?
is listening to asmr cheating?
>>34936972It doesn't work that way. It's not exactly the same, but it's similar enough to an alpha fucks beta bucks situation. I couldn't imagine having a relationship with one of these girls, but if i did, she better do whatever she did in porn/on OF for me. Otherwise, it's over. I think most self-respecting men would feel this way. I think these women know this. This meme is hyperbolic but the general idea is true. Whether it's porn or just her slut years, it's inescapable. It's disrespectful to do something for money/pleasure that you won't do for your boyfriend/husband. That's what these girls have to contend with and they know it. They're forever tainted. They have to do whatever they did for porn or a one night stand for their bf/husband. If they don't, they have to hope the dude is pathetic.
>>34936892>>34936735Atoga moids are swipe left material.
>>34936965
WomenDo you pay attention to how a guy walks?
>>34936945>>34936961*juicing moid balls*
>>34936985yes. But luckly I'm single. and I don't cheat on even the 1 asmr girl I do listen to.
>>34936990Yes. I like that.
>>349366495ft but 6ft isn't a problem either
>>34936985Considering the ASMR I listen to... it's at least emotional cheating.
>>34936986There is an epidemic of men who see shit like this and have their youtube feeds curated to ragebait that lead them to be chronically unhappy
>>34936984You look average, but being a Muslim is Europe is not ideal.
Femanon, can I call you "big sis" and liclk your pussy from underneath your desk while you play video games?
>>34936964That sounds reasonable, although I really hate the whole gifting shit. Didn't grow up with it and I really don't like it.
>>34936999It does happen. It's something to look out for. Not be paranoid about. Of course people want men to just shut up and take it.
>>34936984>im the most friendly person ever. it was just a stupid poseYou look like the typical Syrian drug dealer.
>>34937003It's good to be aware of how people can be but letting that paralyze you from your goals isn't going to help any. It's best to keep your head down and focus on what you can influence in your life. Game may suck but we're stuck in it.
>>34937001Maybe
>>34937005Does anyone else think she looks far better without her hollywood makeup on? I really hate what she does with her eyelashes. Looks fucking stupid.
>>34937011I tend to prefer little makeup, if I notice it then it is too much IMO. Not a deal breaker either way by any means but less is more in this case
>>34937013It's just whatever the fuck she's doing with her eyes looks over the top and cartoonish and just puts me off.
>>34937005I never send don't pursue, just know the risks and what to look out for. Nothing is completely unavoidable.
Why would an ex want to go on an international holiday together after initiating the break up? It has been a year since but still troubles me.
>>34937013>I tend to prefer little makeup, if I notice it then it is too much IMO.
>>34937020Because whore
>>34937022That's why I didn't say no makeup
>>34937022dios mio...
>>34937020Sex
>Her chihuahua runs into the highway, running away from us>I stop traffick and slide/jump to grab the little dog>Haha anon, why did you fall chasing her? (Ick)Its been 6 years and I am still mad.
>>34937020Because you're a rube and she thought she could get you to pay for an international vacay, lol.
I don't care for skinny womenWomen should aim for a 24-26 bmi
>>34937022I mean her biggest problem is she's fatThe makeup was never helping
>>34937022Honestly I think the part where she goes from white to brown is the issue. Like sure you can go fat, or you can go brown, but both fat and brown? Damn.
>>34937024>>34937028Sexless relationship before any potential marriage so that isnt it, we were to be "friends" after but it was getting cake and eating it too, and this was an attempt to reconcile being thrown away by them but keep a form of relation going? Doesn't matter i stopped allowing myself to get hurt.
Femanon, would you lowkey grape a cute shota boy?
>>34937038Who asks this shit?
>>34937039Me
>>34937039My bad for asking some controversial questions and spicing the place up a bit
>>34937039NTA but at least one femanon ITT likes shotas as a concept. Unfortunately it never translates to them liking adult guys who are very skinny.
When I see women posting their info online like "looking for a guy who..." I assume 100 men are all DMing her at once and it makes me not want to bother, even if I feel like I match what shes looking for. Is that a bad way of thinking? I dont really believe that after getting floode with messages she will see mine and go "wow im glad he messaged me"
>>34937045You miss every shot you don't take, anon.
>>34937000average? i thought i was a chadlite at the minimum
>>34934942That's a lot of words.Too bad I'm not reading 'em.
>>34936987who said i would swipe right on you?
>>34937045You'd be correct. Traditionalistfags don't want to admit it but the dynamic has now flipped, you put yourself out there and lurker women do the approaching if they are interested in you. That's just the truth.
femanons, what has been the most successful way for a guy to start a conversation with you? or does it not matter as long as they were attractive?
>>34937050This is pretty much what I've been doing, usually a lost cause. For every "guy looking for a woman who" post I've made I average about 1 DM every 2 months. and of that, half are bots or trying to get me to pay for their content
How many times would allow yourself to be hurt by someone before reducing access of yourself? For me its three times.
>>34937045YesThere's no reason to think we have a real chance with a woman because there's always dozens of better men trying to get her
Kissed on the first date (night time)No kiss on the 2nd date (Day time)Is there any hope or am I cooked
before ya all start arguing with the women here, here is how most atoga females actually look like
>>34937062Would with absolutely no shame
>>34937064cmon man....how desperate are you
>>34937062Pretty average looking. Needs to treat the acne, tho.
>>34937069im sorry but ya all need to stop glazing women so much. she is not average at all, she is a 2,3/10 at best. average woman is fuckable
>>34937070There's a stark lack of symmetry, but there's nothing about her that's objectively ugly.
>>34937070
Women should be 5’10 and meaty
>>34937060There is hope. Maybe she wasn't feeling well? >>34937058Depends of what you mean by hurt.
>>34937062I think she looks good. I wouldn't change a thing about her. Who is she?
>>34937060depends. is she a 7 or above? then wait. if not then it's a waste of time. she likely isn't attracted to you and chasing her is not going to do you any favors
>>34937075I did consider that she might have been on her period, and that might have been the reason for lack of physical contact.>>34937079Yeah she's about a 7-7.5. Idk In the moment I was full sure it was over, talked to my friends and still kinda sure its over. But I'm slightly more optimistic as I've calmed down.
>>34937062Is she one of the slavfoids trying to get an American bf?She has a slavic expression about her.
>>34937078i typed ugly girl and she popped up>>34937072i think she looks weird. let me ask you this: would you swap faces with her? no right? there is your answer
Dr. Death is coming soon
>>34937062If only. She looks good.Most atoga foids are some kind of ethnic non-white.
>>34937086she is almost certainly slavic. she has the typical slavic phenotype>>34937089most women here are white probably
Look how they massacred my boy
Femanon, can you sway and gyrate your hips like a succubus sex goddess?
>>34937062I feel like this is you covertly posting yourself.
>>34937062She is alright looking, but a) too young for me and b) some simple skin care routine could probably help her with those little blemishes.
This IS the right board for the question I have. When I'm sober, I'm a misogynist. When I'm drunk, I'm a misandrist. Can anyone explain this to me?
>>34937106Women are witches and use alcohol to connect you to their hivemind. You are also more likely to give in to their demands, such as impregnation, if you are drunk.
>>34937100That was my thought too.
>>34937100i am a man lol. you really think a girl would post her face like this?
>>34937119Oh, alright. Yes, I think femanons would, especially one of them who's got self-esteem issues.
>>34937123how many girls have posted their face here so far? 0i only saw a couple of dudes posting their faces here, never a girl
moids. read a book.
>>34937129Every time a girl sees me with a book she fucking tries to start a conversation, I'm often not ready and thinking about other shit so 2 times now I've completely fucking spilled my spaghetti when they do, it's fucking annoying.
>>34937001umm>>34937038is this the same anon as the one above this>>34936990it would be hard not to notice, if there's something about it
>>34937129Do visual novels count?
>>34937046>>34937073Reminder that Exhibanon is a NEET virgin in his 30s. Still not sure why he tries to give advice when he has 0 relationship experience and 0 life experience in general. He needs a therapist to tell him to go outside, lmao.
grabs femanon from behind, kisses her neck and tell her how am i gonna fuck her brains out tonightwould you like it femanons?
>>34937138Also just a fucking creep in general.
>>34937052There has never been a good way. You have to catch me on one of the 1-3 days a year I'm willing to socialize when I'm 1-2 drinks in, and be attractive. Sober me won't bother even if you are hot.
>>34937138What do you know about me?
>>34937140Yeah kek>WANNA SEE MY COCK FEMANON? COME ON FEMANON, COME SEE MY COCK ON /SOC/ THEN POST YOUR OWN PICS FOR ME
>>34937129Which one?
>>34937143As disgusting as qt, but at least you can filter out his repulsive trash.
>>34937129i was reading "the art of seduction" by robert greene
>>34937129which book
>>34937141so how are you expecting to meet a partner? an acquaintance instead of a stranger?
>>34937129I'm reading a web novel, does that count?
Whats it like to be short as an adult?
>>34937129Fiction is boringI read plenty of history stuff
>>34937155Inconvenient at best, mortifying at worst.
>>34937139maybe>>34936911absolutely true, it's always the case>>349368927/10
>>34937144nta, the book in the middle
>>34937155To a certain point, doesn't matter much if you are a woman.
>>34937153I'm notI used to have kind of an "if it happens it happens" outlook but now I actively avoid connection.
>>34936911It's been happening for years what do you mean weeks and months.You retards voted for a bunch of faggotrons so they get to do faggotron shit.
My mom gave birth to me 1999 in a field of flowers behind our home. She thought it was more romantic than doing so at a hospital. She urges all her friends to give birth at home because "Life should not begin in a cold, sterile hospital room." Do you agree or disagree with her?
>>34937171Absolutely retarded and will lead to literal actual deaths.
>>34937171I do not agree with delusional retards.
>>34937128The most recent one was Elf.
>>34937171She's lucky you didn't both die.
>>34937175Having a kid, husband AND attention whoring witg pics on 4chan all at the same time is a truly special breed of crazy.
>>34937163Have you read it?I bought all those books years ago, but have no time to read them desu.
>>34937178If the dicking stops, women go crazy. That's why they tend to default to casual sex and cheating.
>>34937178You'd be surprised how often this happens.I've met like 5 girls on my years in 4chinks and they all did this shit, even dated one for a while (breaking news she was fucking crazy)
>>34937184>You'd be surprised how often this happensNope.
>>34937189>me when femanon sends me hand pics
>>34937191It was one time!
>>34937182lol, no but it looks like the one i'd read first
>>34937171I suddenly have this unexplainable urge to masturbate to hairy milf pussies.
Why would you need an ass pic for a team photoshoot?
>>34937192Yeah, that's exactly the issue.I always need more.
>>34937195just remembered it wasn't domesticated
>>34937198because her face is kind of mid
>>34937128Most named femanons posted poorly filtered selfies back in the toonme days. Easily reversible.
>>34937209Nta>Easily reversible I fuckin knew it. This is why I only ever posted picrews.
>>34937198I want to fuck her up the ass
>>34937212To be fair they aren't wholly accurate when reversed, just give a better idea of a face than the filter would suggest.
>>34937198She's a great example of a girl who is objectively very hot, but for whom I feel no sexual desires what so ever.IDK why. It's just not doing it for me.
>>34937184>(breaking news she was fucking crazy)Yeah yeah whatever. Was she hot? How did you do it?
>>34937161>7/10finally a woman with taste. enjoy ur gay lil pale skin white boys ladies
>>34937220you're not a nice person. i hate it when people make fun of others by their looks.
>>34937218It's okay to be gay in 2026
>>34937153Nta but shes a prime example how most of this shit has nothing to do with you.She'd blow you off even if you were mega hot to her due to being anxious, antisocial or whatever. Theres even a thing where women instinctually spaz and blow off a guy who they think is super hot because he makes them nervous and stuff liek that. Interesting, isn't it?
>>34937212Coward.
Why do femanons always feel like their smut is morally superior to erotica oriented towards men?
>>34937229Bullshit. No one here requires or deserves seeing my face.
>>34937235Nta and yet you posted your face with a filter, for the attention. lol
>>34937222check replies to my post. eveyrone is making fun of me and my race
remember that one anon who said swallowing was hot
>>34937238I didn't tho >>34937212
>>34937198what really blackpills you is that a body like that is like 99 percentile genetics and extremely rare. most women dont have good enough fat distribution to have a body like this
>>34937241Ok, JH.
>>34937239they're all mean too.
>>34937219Kinda, I just slided in honestly.Eventually told her how I felt and it happened.Don't fucking do it it's not worth it.
>>34937060Why would you do the second date during day time? If you've already made out, your place is a logical next meeting point, or at least nearby and with enough time to chill and potentially make things happen. You got to making out, then backpedalled hard, whcih is just weird. Depending on how much shes into you and how tired she is of guys pussying out currently that might be okay or it might not be.
How small is too small?
>>34937244>JHNope. Do you not know what a picrew is? How did you fuck this up?
>>34937249>How small is too small?4'6".
>>34937249I think anything below or 4 inches erect would be a too little.Men are obsessed with penis size when the majority are like 5'5 inches at most and just lie, actual 6 inches or higher is kinda rare.
>>34937251You sound just as stupid as her.
>>34937045What if you're the only one of the 100 who actually matches what she's looking for?
>>34936902In any case sorry, that was cruel
>>34937259You're the one who can't read lol.Can follow a reply chain but can't read, bizarre.
>>34937020>Why would an ex want to go on an international holiday together after initiating the break up?Sometimes when people say they'd like to stay friends, they mean it.
>>34937256>actual 6 inches or higher is kinda rare.that can't be true
How bad is a 5 inch dick?
>>34937265>>34937264Fuck.Off.
>>34936981In a bar that isn't too well-lit feels much less public than walking around out of doors in broad daylight. She's probably just embarrassed by PDA.
>>34937266Fuck.On.
>>34937265Like mediocre pizza.
>>34937264The average dick size is like 5'5 in the US, and this is with men lying out of their ass about it, there's an absurd amount of 4 and 5 inchers.You're obsessed with penises and penis size like it's a competition so you see these monster shlongs in porn and you subconsciously think that's what you need to get anything.Newsflash retard if you're at a stage where the dick is going in all the hard parts are long past.Stop obsessing over penises.
>>34937256But 6.5 gives you better sex, no?
>>34936981dunno, getting to lovey dovey relationship stuff like holding hands before you've even plowed her brains out just seems like putting the card before the horse. Like larping as a couple before you have even been properly intimate with each other, thats odd. Next girl, try being more actually physical, feel her up when you're making out and escalate in that kind of physicality.
>>34937266what did I do? >>34937274calm down anon I just got here
>>34937275No, it can often be a detriment as many girls cannot take it without 30 years of foreplay and/or you have to stop midway often because they can't handle the pain.t. 6'6
New:>>34937277>>34937277>>34937277>>34937277
>>34937279You are insufferable.
>>34937003A hooker does this stuff literally as her job, do you think porn chicks have sex for enjoyment? LmaoYou're basically seeing her a sa live in prostitute, which I guess is approriate for the transactional relationship you are seeking. Theres of course also the option of a normal relationship, but you seem to have "redpilled" yourself out of that.
>>34937282you're giving off small penis vibes anon... yikes
>>34937275>But 6.5 gives you better sex, no?No.
>>34937209>toonme daysI hated that trend. It never got my abs, no matter how good the lighting was in the original picture.
>>34937155Everyone thinks you're still a kid
>>34936984its a picture anon your pose is all i have to go on and it does affect how people see you
>>34937002you dont see the appeal in something like... your girlfriend shows up at your work on your break and brought you lunch from a restaurant you like?
30m with a 22f is weird?
>>34937303It was fun ITT, at least. We only did portraits, and they usually stylized those correctly.
>>34937325Not really, unless the girl is extremely childish.
>>34937220>>34937239You belong to a culture/ethnicity that threats women like shit, and I'm just very honestly pointing out that that is going to impact your attractiveness massively. Don't be a cry baby.
>>34937340the girl is extremely childish
>>34937325I'm 27 and I'm with a 19 year old lmao
>>34937353I bet your girl doenst bring her best friend everywhere she goes
>>34937350And how are you since I assume you're the man?It can work out like any relationship, and I really wouldn't put too much weight on age, women are gonna date an older person anyways so after/close to mid 20s it's just a numbers thing.It genuinely doesn't really matter unless the girl says so, same as everything else.
>>34937363I have zero experience with this stuff, not the most mature person around too
>>34937247She just unmatched me. We live 1 hour apart. We didn't make out it was a short kiss at the end of the date. I guess she just wasnt that into me. I'm surprised she agreed to a 2nd date though, I genuinely don't think there was anything in particular I did on the 2nd date that turned her off. She just seemed a bit physically defensive from the outset of it, but as I said her conversation was excellent.
>>34937325>>34937350You're 30 years old? You write your posts like that, and you're 30 years old?
>>34937389yes, why?
>>34937043I like adult skinny guys.
>>34937106Drunk words are true thoughts. You're larping being gay while sober.
Back in college, I used to have sex with a girl who’s pussy muscles were so tight, she could masturbate me with her vagina. Now, I have never found another pussy that could do this to me. Is this how women feel after trying a giant dick?
>>34936571>Not a guy/moid, she does deservethank goodness some of you understand. Am I wrong?
>>34937733Illiteracy maxxing
