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first for being actually really nice and cool to people
>>34946602X2
does anyone else really like looking at themselves in the mirror? as in you like how you look while looking at a mirror, but it's the opposite when you're out and about and you can't see yourself directly? going outside = no mirror anymore = instantly start to feel like you're ugly and not allowed to exist.
>>34946583>>34946586>>34946596Funny enough I am not the 2nd guy. I'm the third guy who's friends with all 3 of them. The girl's a real catch, but I'm the nerd of the group and I think either of my friends would be a better match with her since she's an outdoorsy/backpacker/camper type, which I am most certainly not. I have interests in other types of women. But it seems to me like friend #1 is moving too slow because of how hurt he was by his last relationship 4 years ago. I want to see friend #2 make a move because I know he actually would while the other guy is an indecisive chad who ruins every female friend group I've seen him interact with because he becomes the prime mover of all subsequent relationships in the group because they're all waiting on him to make a decision. It's infuriating.
genderwhat does pic related make you think about?
>>34946602Baste
>>34946609me when an attractive black woman is near me
>>34946607Ask her out yourself so you can teach them both a lesson
>>34946609MUnfortunately, it makes me think of dbsposting first and then that actual episode of DBZ second.I've barely spent any time on /a/ in the last like twelve years so I'm only kinda aware of dbsposting, but some of it is very funny
Men what do you think about white house staff saying that their diet means they don't need to wipe their asses and that their poo doesn't smell anymore and nobody would know if they shit in the corner of a room.
>>34946400Bump? Is it weird to do all of this so suddenly, when me and her haven't spoken in kind of a long time?
>>34946609Krillin, from dragon ball z.
>>34946611My bwc was made to tittyfucker
>>34946609Death to animefags
>>34946621>he says, on an anime message board
>>34946606you only get that in the days leading up to being murdered and replaced by your reflection
>>34946624Just because this was a website for pedos in 2003 doesn't mean that it still is that exclusively
I want to get married in a castle..
Plap
>>34946629...pedos?
>>34946629What is it then newfag
>>34946611>tittymonster It's so over.
>>34946602Based >>34946616Hadn't heard of this but sounds retarded
*casting a spell to make femanons moody, anxious, and irritable*
>>34946616I think it's kind of weird that they would mention it.
>>34946616This is the first I'm hearing of it. Would I be right to assume that they also subsist mostly on their own farts?
>>34946641I already have been moody, you aren't doing shit.
Women, how much do you "spot" between periods? What is or isn't considered normal?
>>34946609>Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The GINYU FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my WIFE?!?! RECOOME'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into 18's saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RECOOME STRETCHES out my beloved PERMANENTLY with RECOOME HIP ATTACKS and RECOOME DEATH DRIVERS, BURTER and JEICE will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! JEICE is gonna FILL her with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while BURTER WHISKS her MIND away with AWAY with PLEASURE like a BLUE HURRICANE?!?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND her PUSSY with your PURPLE COMET ATTACK?!?! SHE WON'T even know who is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is GULDO?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE TIME FOR ME DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GULDO!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN GINYU!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, RAIL my WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
>>34946641*casting a spell to make water wet*
Men, the whole thing of men going down on women being "submissive" is just a meme, right? You don't actually think that?
>>34946645It depends on activity level, both physical and sexual.
>>34946649Idk where that come fromIn high school all the chads talked about eating pussy regularly
>>34946649You have no idea how awful the latest rounds of men are because they genuinely buy into the worst shit you see online and no absolutely no real life checks and balances anymore
>>34946609That doujin where Goku fucks Android 18 as part of a contest Krillin is hosting.>>34946641Does that spell also make me bleed from my vagina?>>34946645>how much do you "spot" between periods? Almost never. It only happened semi-regularly when I was coming off birth control.
>>34946616I would think they shit in the corner of the rooms....
>>34946654>generalizing
>>34946658You know damned well every 21yo decided not to go to college to start their powerwashing business.
>>34946649at this point in history even speaking politely to a woman is submissive
>>34946649There are some guys that will treat it like sucking dick and get on their knees to give you oral and there are some guys that will throw you (gently) onto the bed and throw your legs over his shoulders while he goes to town.You could eat pussy while in full cat cow position or you could eat pussy while laying prone like a sniper.However there are genuinely some guys that think eating your girl out is submissive regardless of how you do it and those guys are all cowards.
>>34946636Also other things
>>34946671>There are some guys that will treat it like sucking dick and get on their knees to give you oral I hope you're not a woman because the amount of internalized misoginy in this is too much.
>>34946649A friend of mine has a taste for super submissive women , some of whom actually do dislike it because its not subby enough for them to get eaten out. That said, we are talking about women who are into rapeplay and very rough sex.
>>34946630You will be married in a trailer park in Halifax, Nova Scotia
>>34946680i'm not into "very rough sex" but still not into the idea of getting eaten out exactly bc no matter what, the idea of it still feels like the man is being submissive and that isn't hot to me.i suppose i wouldn't say no to it to try out, but i'm not into it enough to suggest it.
>>34946692>women will see men that want to eat out a woman as a submissive pussy and not masculine enough>these same women will tell you that you shouldn't bottle your feelings up and that patriarchy hurts you too and that's why you should be a feministand that's a good thing!
HES SEXTING ME WHAT DO I DO!!!!
My cat is dead now and that means I have nothing tying me to where I live anymore. I can go anywhere in the world. I was thinking about Mexico City as my foray into international solo travel because I speak Spanish pretty well.
>>34946692Can you interprete it as submissive if the man does it because he wants to? Thats how my friend gets around the issue. I've got an oral fixation and like the taste and texture of pussy, simple as.
>>34946696Send him a pic with your boobs pressed together.
If there was like almost 1000$ worth of frozen english egg muffin and bacon in a box at the entrance of the building that you clean up at night and they had been sitting there for over 5h. You decide to take 2and put the rest of them in the employee’s fridge with the mention. "Take what you want but at your own risk because they stayed too long outside the fridge". The next morning you see 2 police cars infront of the building. Would you assume it’s for you?
>>34946698Sorry to hear that.New cat time.
>>34946696ghost
>>34946695>i'm not into x enough to suggest it myself but i'd still agree to do it if asked>hon is absolutely seething at this and making up strawmenyikes
>>34946702I would assume yes if I worked at McDonald’s
>>34946702No, I wouldn't.
>>34946698What happened to your cat?
>>34946699maybe. desu it's possible i just feel this way thanks to popular media, and what men say online (it's always negative opinions). i've never tried it so truly idk if i would like it and how i would feel about it, that's why i did say i'd be ok to try it.
>>34946708I only get peace based on the fact you'll die in the next decades.
>>34946709Are they even allowed to serve animal proteins that spennd all night in a box outside the fridge?
>>34946712nta but I can't say I've felt remotely submissive any time I've eaten a woman out. It's a much different dynamic than sucking dick imo
>>34946702God speed, anon.
>>34946714i've angered the agp, oh no.
>>34946703I don’t know if I could ever love another like that ever again. One of my elders who is a big cat lady says I have too much love to give to another to shut myself off from that possibility, and her lifetime perspective of having many different cats was comforting for me. But not now or anytime soon. My cat was sick for almost two years. I want to get away from this home for now>>34946711Symptoms of lymphoma became too much. But like Norm Macdonald said “when you die, the cancer dies too, so I see that as a draw”
>>34946722What are the lymphoma symptoms
>>34946717yeahh i wasn't considering how much of a different dynamic it would likely be. i think my opinion still isn't being excited about it, but it is less negative than before.
>>34946648*nearly slips and falls because my heels do not have treads anymore*I need new shoes.
>Female friend slap my butt>I find it funny>I try to slap her butt>She block me and firmly says no>Now I feel like my body has been violated
>>34946729You should have called her out on it when she did it and then you'd never have gotten into this mess.. Two wrongs don't make a right.
Hey moids,Remember when they redesigned aladdin because he wasn't hot enough?
>>34946729>I try to slap her buttAnon, you have to fully commit to what you're doing. Next time don't "try to". Be more firm that that.
New Evil Woman kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_N5p1q44
>>34946737>only focuses on the male while the female was beautified as wellTroon bait.
>>34946737What race are these things supposed to be
this causes me seethering.Im a white latinox (not tall though) but the fact that you could be a mexican boy and knowing your sister considers your existance disgusting so much that she wants to erase men like you is weird.
>>34946741They made her too hot.
>>34946696Go have gay sex with him like you always wanted. We all know you're a shy gay.
I love my paper waifu
>>34946743it's weird but it's a very common brown girl thing, not just latinas
>>34946740I don't understand how people are so easily gaslight by freaks like this. Nathan is obviously immune, but why are so many people so easily swayed by obvious grifters?
anyone else feel like ritalin is either doing nothing for them or making their adhd worse?
>>34946743I can give you some head pats to comfort you
>>34946755Im white. (no, not mexican white, but white).
>>34946743He looks so happy!
i hope atoga moids all have a good morning
>>34946755tall guy has the prototypical bully face, idk what it is, but you can just see it, I think it's because he's ugly.
>>34946696Who is he
Americucks are fucking the entire world with this diesel export ban.
>>34946756ok white, but are you from a Latin country?
>>34946763Yes.
>>34946758It's evening here. Can I store this hope and redeem it tomorrow? Or does it have an expiration date?
>>34946696>Chad strikes againinvite him over
>>34946649Eating pussy is definitely submissive, but that's ok because I like being submissive and focusing on her pleasure.
What color do you look for?
>>34946770Is that actually what they look like?
>>34946765cool, so do you enjoy white priviledge in your country, cause I hear being white in south America is like being WASP in the US
>>34946743This weird erasure shit is a fetish. Nobody is dating another race because they want to erase anything, that's exclusive to fetish porn, attention whores on TikTok, and Xitter nationalists.
I think I am going to get my foreskin restored. I honestly don't give a fuck if women think it's less attractive.
>>34946770Mr. Goldsmith really didn't need to call it that.
>It's facts>Source: fetish porn, attention whores on TikTok, and Xitter nationalists
>>34946762I'm an Americanboo, more than most, but Americans have always been extremely self-serving.
>>34946773>that's exclusive to fetish porn, tiktok and xitterAnd where do you think the people worried about it spend all their time?
>>34946774By all means. But is there genuinely nothing else you could direct your limited effort and time towards that might be more rewarding?
>>34946779That's the kindest way to put it, speaking as an American. I want to leave.
>>34946743>latinoxNo, you're not.>>34946749>I love my paper waifuReminder that it's mathematically impossible for her to have created all of those paper bombs to kill Obito, so him using Izanagi wasn't an ass pull.>>34946762>Americucks are fucking the entire world with this diesel export ban.You're welcome! Just two more years of making America great again.>>34946771>Is that actually what they look like?No, they're kind of whitish-pink with a bunch of bright red veins.
>>34946773>Nobody is dating another race because they want to erase anythingHmm, I went to a fairly prestigeous university and the brown women there were all desperately chasing all the white boys. I myself found it extremely annoying and extremely cringe, because I definitely don't want a brown girl.
I bet she's fun
>>34946777>>34946788Protip: format your posts differently and don't quote the exact same text if you're pretending to be multiple people.
>>34946675I’m a nigga
>>34946759You seem confused about who is ugly. It's actually the short mexican.
>>34946788...white boys, white boys,what you gonna do, if the brown woman comes for you,white boys, white boys,what you gonna do,if the brown lady comes chasing after you,...
>>34946654>latest rounds of menIt was a joke in the sopranos it's been a thing since forever
>>34946790it's funny that you're trying to deny it
>>34946742NtaHe always read as Indian to me but I’m sure he’s supposed to be some sort of middle eastern, like Persian or Arabic or something. I don’t know where the source material is from but you can figure it out from there
>>34946781What is more rewarding than reversing my traumatic genital mutilation that causes me a loss of sexual feelings and is mark of slavery imposed on me at birth by evil jews? Is that what you're asking?
>>34946797>nta>previous "a" is bv
Why don't women send pussy pics the way guys send dick pics?
>>34946796Deny what? I'm saying the erasure thing is bizarre fetishism but for some reason blackpillers latched onto it to justify their defeatist mentality. I seriously doubt AoC told that dude "I'm dating you because I want you to erase my Mexican genes." And the samefagging was blatant, I'm guessing you just stooped to racebaiting like most retards do when they can't get their (you) fix.
>>34946805Deny that brown girls in western countries chase after white guys something hard.
>>34946804Because women want to see dicks, whereas men don't want to see pussies, obviously.
>>34946805>>34946807And that they do this because they want white babies. They literally openly talk about this. They don't say "white". But they want babies with blue eyes and blond hair. They openly boast about this.
>>34946807The original post was about erasure though and like I said that's a fetish that blackpilled retards take seriously.
>>34946810Source: fetish porn, attention whores on TikTok, and Xitter nationalists
>>34946786>Reminder that it's mathematically impossible for her to have created all of those paper bombs to kill Obito, so him using Izanagi wasn't an ass pull.I don't care I hate obito for killing her I'm glad he is fucking dead, did not feel sad when he died
>>34946804Because men are the real whores
>>34946645Not at all.It isn't normal to spot, but it is common. If anything my period takes 5 weeks to come instead of 3 and then I'm like "what the fuck was that".
>>34946811But that's just semantics.The mexincel is saying, "they want to erase us".His sister dreams about having babies with blue eyes and blond hair.
>>34946820>His sister dreams about having babies with blue eyes and blond hair.See >>34946814
>>34946766it will apply to tomorrow as well, dont worry : ]r u not american?
>>34946827I am. It's 2 PM!
>>34946829ohh u said evening, i was picturing more like 5-8 pm
https://youtu.be/SQbOXSgKYXYWhat did they mean by that?
>>34946800You don't regain the sexual feelings though, it's purely an aesthetic thing, it's not really functional foreskin.
>>34946830Ah, I mixed up "evening" with "afternoon" for some reason.
I like thinking about her even if it hurts
>>349468352pm can be morning too for many, do u wake up very early most days?
>>349468382pm can NOT be morning by definition it is after noon.
>>34946649I want to forcefully hold her down and suck and bully her clit with my mouth and make her uncontrollably wet and moan while she cums on my face. Dominant, submissive, who gives a fuck? I just wanna use her body like a slut to make me happy and make her happy even more.
>>34946838Most days I get up at like 9:30, so I wouldn't say super early.
>>34946820The only one getting erased is the white, the kids are still brown
>>34946842fair enough>>34946839by my definition it can be
It's interesting how cynical I become when I am alone for a while without any words of affirmation.
>>34946815She started it. Also, the ONLY person Obito owes an apology to is Kushina. He broke the promise.
>>34946844How about you? I used to wake up at like 2 PM, so I'm sure not one to judge if it's later.
>>34946847i wake up usually around noon besides tuesdays or thursdays
>>34946845you're doing well anon believe it
>>34946849Fair. More of a night owl huh? It can be nice, but also gets lonely sometimes.
why are bisexual men such an incredible turn off for women
>>34946649It's not submissive inherently, but i don't really fantasize about doing it
>>34946855itd be lonely if it werent for atoga, altho it does get really slow when all the other americans usually go to sleep and the euros havent woken up yet
>>34946859Exactly! Night time threads are so slow in comparison. And my dogs are asleep too, so I can't even go bug them.
>>34946856It's only a turn off if he wants me to peg him
>Finished Doom 2016 again>Playing the last level threw me back to 2 years ago, when I was helping my then-gf find jobs and using the mindless violence to take my mind off how fucking boring it is to write cover letters that will undoubtedly be scanned by an AI then dumped into the reject pile along with 10000k other applicantsAnd now Argent d'Nur is forever associated with Goldman Sachs for me.
>>34946861post dogs :0
>>34946649It definitely feels that way. That's why I like it. I know that icks women out so I never say it though.
>>34946856Why are women such a turn off for bisexual men?They all end up with men
>>34946864>Argent d'Nur is forever associated with Goldman Sachshonestly not as off base as it might seem.
>>34946696Ask him what he'd do to you along with a good picture
>>34946870>know im at least semi gay since I was young>strike out with women>date a crossdresser from my university for a few months>turns out he was cheating on me with his female cousin for months and texting her about how small my dick was and how much of a pussy I am from then on I became to bisexual males what bobby fischer is to jews
I'm 29 and I don't really feel like trying anymore. I have a beautiful girlfriend who is a great person, and I've managed to save like 250k usd, but it just feels like life is too hard. My job is boring, and I don't want to do it anymore. I almost never feel any kind of joy or pleasure. Life feels pointless?Do I just quit my job knowing my girlfriend will probably have to leave me for someone who is responsible enough to provide for her? I could buy a trailer or something and never work again, or get a part time job and work just enough to pay the bills. Sometimes I just looks at my life and I see nothing to look forward too. Just endless responsibility for the sake of it. I want to quit but I'd be screwing my coworkers, and I don't even know what else I'd do that wouldn't be even more miserable...
>>34946808I want to see pussy :(
>>34946762Short term pain, long term gain. After this the US is will be a worldwide pariah and an irrelevant shithole. And thats only because the russkies are far too retarded and our leaders far to muttloving to just team up with the chinks and forcibly balkanize those clowns.
>>34946865They're stinkers and I love them.
>>34946816THIS lol
>>34946875>strike out with women>date a crossdresseIf you were straight you'd be stuck at the first step
>>34946808Don't you have it the other way round?
>>34946885most likely yes
>>34946883the filename makes it look like u stole some anon's dog pics lolcute dogs
>>34946890>the filename makes it look like u stole some anon's dog pics lol4chan X lets you randomize the filename like that.>cute dogsThey try!
>>34946887Lesbians don't have their pussies flipped. It's a common misconception.
We had less fags here a few years ago. There is a board called /lgbt/, you know.
I’m so bad at sexting I get so embarrassed even though this person has seen my entire butthole
>>34946895Lesbians want to see dick less than pussy
>>34946900when guys are horny, even the stupidest things you can say are going to sound hot and turn him on as long as you're like, not belittling him or talking about an ex or something (UNLESS he's one of 'those' who likes it, but never assume this lol) what stuff did you say so far?
>>34946762>>34946882they haven't actually done anything yet, why are you panicking?
>>34946900Sexting is kind of cringe, innit.
>>34946906Lesbians just want to salivate in some other girls mouth all day. They don't even want to have sex ever.
>>34946900It can cause a lot of cringey feelings for sure, but you've gotta learn to lean into them!
>>34946913NtaIt really is. I hate it.
Why's life gotta be so hard
menthoughts on shortstacks compared to other female body types?
>>34946882holy turbocope
>>34946924In favor.
>>34946923So that you'll well an truly appreciate it when it's over.
>>34946887>Don't you have it the other way round?>>34946914>They don't even want to have sex ever.Not true. Verifiably untrue. Categorically false.
>>34946924Post example.
>>34946924Eh. I prefer small boobs.
>>34946900>seen my entire buttholeCan we?
>>34946924This >>34946933
Atoga lets put this up to the testSidney Sweeney orMegan Fox in the transformers era
>>34946907I said I want to be on top of him Cringeeeee
>>34946924trashI like tall
>>34946938You've already asked this question.
>>34946938>toe thumbs vs fish eyesTough one.
>>34946923Get filtered
>>34946940see, if I got a msg like this, it would make me so happy. Keep going with stuff like this, it's perfectly fine.
>>34946938transformers megan fox and it's not even close.
>>34946945No I didnt
>>34946757YES because they HAVE GOOD FAMILIES and GOOD FOOD as a WHITE BOY it's an UPGRADE in CULTURE and STATUS to be ASSIMILATED
>>34946938The "Honest Trailers" YouTube channel once described Megan Fox as "combining the looks of a professional porn star with the acting talent of an amateur porn star". I feel like that's a fair summary.
>>34946808you are mistaken
>>34946938Sydney, obviously
I ordered stuff yesterday that I need for dinner, but now the amazon delivery window isn't even starting until 6pm. What am I gonna do?!
>>34946866>>34946768>>34946649The idea that using your mouth on a woman is submissive is just bizarre to me. It's like, you're *making* her feel things, making her body do things, making her writhe and moan and scream involuntarily, making her orgasm whether she wants to or not. You're taking control of her. What the fuck is submissive about that?
>>34946954Happy for him :)
>>34946912Because we cut off our main Diesel supplier (Russia) on the behest of the mutts already. Biden did that to make Europe dependent on the US for its energy needs, and succeeded. Now imagine what happens if you embargo us too. The retaded idea of a US-European alliance will be buried for good, but we will also get super fucked.
>>34946938Sydney is a better actor, Megan was hotter.
>>34946963you dont get itand thats ok, its ok to be weak
>>34946963Because it's disgusting and gives Men no pleasure.
>>34946762>>34946965>waaah waaah Americucks won't give me stufflmaolollmao
My under eyes are so lumpy i don’t know how to fix it
>>34946938Foids be like why do moids find Sydney attractive
>>34946934is this more your tempo? >>>/wsg/6240013
I have never seen the northern lights
>>34946970hydration nutrition exercise>>34946971foids know why that's why they play dumb and attack her, they're seething really hard.
>>34946966neither are very good actorslets be real
>>34946969>This is totally going to be fine and won't rebound on the US economyTrump is just praying the pain doesn't hit until after the midterms.
>>34946963I dont know "why", it just does; you asked and I answered with how I feel. Why are you being so rude
>>34946965Allow me to introduce you to your new best friend: Canada.
>>34946969>give meI thought you are some type of turbocapitalists, now selling goods is bad? You freaks really just blabber whatever the TV puts in your head do you.
>>34946972My eyes nearly popped out of my head like a cartoon, so I'm gonna go with yes.
>>34946972FLATTER
>>34946965Kino
>>34946977>>34946982>muh global economyhas burned its bridges and run its coursefuck the Capitalists
Women, do you like getting eaten out? Have you ever been?
>>34946762What part of American deindustralization you don't get? It was either the good way (tariffs) or the bad way and you picked the bad one
>>34946975Sydney was okay in the first season of "The White Lotus".
>>34947002Oh I thought I recognized her! I don't think I knew who sweeney was when I watched that.
>>34946988Yes. Yes.
Femcels, do this
>>34946762White house just denied that theyre going to do a ban though
>>34946971Fat
>>34946971>moids when they see sydney
>>34947010I'm not a femcel.
>>34947013look who's talkingshe's anorexic compared to your boulder ass
>>34946988*rubber stamps "needs improvement" on your forehead*
>>34946938M19Megan foxFunny because I wasnt even born yet when the first transformers came out lol
>>34947015So happy! Living a joyful life.
>>34946961Doordash
>>34946938Megan, but I would still Sydney's tits like a Big Gulp.>>34946971The only thing I dislike about her physically is the eyes. She's got dead eyes.>>34946988>do you like getting eaten out?"Men, do you like winning money?"
>>34947015sure, people love it when the bear does it, but when I do it I'm just a fat weirdo.
>>34946938AIKA
>>34946649>>34946963>The idea that using your mouth on a woman is submissive is just bizarre to me. It's like, you're *making* her feel things, making her body do things, making her writhe and moan and scream involuntarily, making her orgasm whether she wants to or not. You're taking control of her. What the fuck is submissive about that?That, and blowjobs are secretly femdom.Penis is one of the most delicate, fragile, and vulnerable parts of our body.Allowing a woman to take that vulnerable part of you between her teeth, where she can BITE deep into it any time she wants, and there's barely anything you can do to stop her because if you try to pull out while she's biting you, you will rip your dick clean off before you manage to pull it clear, is very submissive.She can bite it off at any moment, threatening our legacy or even our life, effectively holding us hostage. And instead of allowing our sperm to claim her egg, her uterus, and her future, a cunning woman sets them on a path of destruction, where even the strongest and healthiest jizz will eventually perish in the acidic lake.Perhaps that's why women love to look us proudly in the eyes as they sock our cocks and drink our sacred juice, our very life force.
seeing a cute moid out in public makes life worth living
>>34947030She wasn't an option. Also overrated. Yua Mikami mogs.
>>34947030>look at me, I'll pull up some retarded ass third option that wasnt even mentioned to show how enlightened I am when it comes to whores
>>34947032Plap
>>34947013>BMI = 36Yes, you are
there's a device called the rollerit puts a foid in, and she is rolled flatgoodbye tits and goodbye asspoof- gone! it's just flat, flat, flatthe foid can have "the one"the one man she wants mostbut the man can only love flathe does not love the obstructing lumps of fatso to have him, she must be rolled.chest like a board, he puts his head there to hear her heartbeatfoid, do you go into "the roller" for him?
>>34947010Mthey can't, they're white.But it's actually insane how much more whorish behavior asian girls can get away with than white girls because they put up on a cute innocent facade.
>>34947034DASS-377 mogs everything Yua has ever filmed>>34947037Thank you, I do appreciate your sentiment.
>>34947039behave pls
>>34947032seeing a cute foid in public makes me want to suck start a shotgun
>>34947032as the cute moid I will no longer be going out in public
imagine being so coombrained you have porn movies memorised down to their codes
>Woman making video on social media>Starts the video with her bent over into the camera>Uses hand to block her cleavage before stepping back and standing straightWhy is this so common? Just edit out that part of the video??
I'm pretty damn certain one of my girl friends occasionally gets flirty with me despite claiming to be lesbian, why do women do this. Is it just to see how I react?
>>34947052NTA, but it's not our fault that the japanese are so organized.
>>34947053women are a series of tubes...
>>34947058they farm attention
>>34947058Lesbians aren't real. Grow up.
>>34947048why? they are cute, it should make u happy u get to see them>>34947050hacking into ur webcam right this secondu WILL be witnesed by my foid eyes O_O
>>34947031everything is femdom with you faggot ass nigga i swear.
>>34947061TRVKE
>>34947053Why would the edit that out? Its attention grabbing, it gets them more views.
>>34946758And wishing a good morning/afternoon to femanons too
State genderGenerally speaking, how dumb are you?What's the fucking dumbest thing you've ever done?
>>34947058she craves the attention of a moid who gets a lil' rapey (because she can make him) but knows it won't go anywhere. women do not see anything wrong with this either
>>34947066why would I be happy seeing something i will never get? Its like saying a starving african child should be happy when he sees someone else eat a giant steak
>>34946972She is very, very, yum
>>34947071But why do they block the cleavage then?
>>34947075rapey?
>>34947052It's also called an intelligent mind. I possess a masters in an extremely difficult and sought after field, belong to the top 95% of the income bracket and speak three different languages so naturally I'm also good at remembering things such as codes
>>34947005She was in the first season of "The Handmaid's Tale" before that.
Cock status; Inside a sleeve.
>>34947078So they can feign "tee hee im not actually an unapologetic whore guize"Why women want to act like whores while also not wanting to be seen as whores is a mystery to me.
>>34947073>What's the fucking dumbest thing you've ever done?f, i once tried to warn someone that theyll get banned for being underage on here since they replied to me saying they were '17 years my senior' not realizing they werent saying they are 17 but in fact 17 years older than me>>34947076take a pic of her and use ai to make images of u two as bf and gf /j
>>34947080yet you sit there, with your dick in your handsthe bitch you posted looks like a man in drag btw, look at that fucking jaw
Is smoking back in or something?
>>34947080>I'm autisticFTFY
>>34947075Yeah that's what I figure, but all it does is confuse me more cause she definitely gets jealous when other women are giving me attention while we're out, it's not uncommon for her to force herself into a conversation, death glare or suddenly be standing SUPER close to me once I start interacting with other womenI don't get it at all
Peak Femininity.
>>34947088Strong females jaws are hot you gigantic homo, I bet you suck cock
>>34947058My foid friends in college insist that lesbian and straight women aren't real and all women are bi, with no exceptions.All you should know is that getting fucked by a moid under the lesbian pride flag over your bed is a canon event for all lesbians.
>>34947079yes "a lil' rapey"it's the foid-brain equivalent of horseplay that young men engage inwomen emotionally feast on the event of making a guy's brain turn off a little and gets a little hard to control
>>34947089Yeah dude. smoking is cool.
>>34947094you can have a strong jaw as a woman and not look like a manyou posted a straight up tranny
>>34947079Bro, why do you think women want to wrestle or play-fight you? They do it because they want to lose.
>>34946965euroblok economics have relatively little global impact or relevance. if tomorrow the oil was gone you'd just transition back to serf-system agriculture and nothing much would change. that's why all European governments are importing refugees and migrant labor as fast as possible.
>>34947092just because she's a lesbian doesn't mean her intrasexual competition instincts are turned off. just because she doesn't want to EVER have sex with you doesn't mean she doesn't instinctively see other women as competitors for your attention and resources
men do u get a lil hurt when u get called cute instead of hot/handsome? even if she means cute as in moid cute and not like puppy cute
>>34947102Kek, stop nagging femanons
>>34947106I get called neither so I dont know
>>34946981Ew!>>34946987I agree thats the point >>34946992>tariffsThose were supposed to reindustrialize america, dumbass. Turns out it can't.
>>34947109well i think ur cute
>>34947106Men are about conquest and domination. You use cute to describe soft things, and soft things are not what you have in your mind when imagining who fucks you senseless, so to men being called cute is a slight at their masculinity
>>34947093She looks German
Genderthey just found Noahs archow do you feel about that?
>>34947116MNo they didn't.
>>34947106Nah.
>>34947112see you're straight up lying now
>>34947103>women want to wrestle or play-fight you? ntagod I wish that would happen to me but it never has
How do I get the motivation to message a girl
>>34946762>>34946786You know this is Europe's fault for not joining us in regime changing Iran and letting them drag this thing out.Yeah, Iran will collapse first because they're currently on 300% inflation and can't afford anything, but a fledgling of unity would've ended this much sooner.
>>34947116Didn't they find an indentation of the ark on some mountaintop lile 30 years ago
>>34947123You either text her or live knowing that you're gonna spend the rest of your life thinking "what if I had texted her"
>>34947106No. I'll pretend to hate it, but any compliment makes me warm inside
>dancing is gay>need to be able to tolerate dancing to attract womenfoids, explain yourselves. don't you see the contradiction?
>>34947123>>34947126he could also text her, get a horrible response, get humiliated and then spend the rest of his life regreting thinking ''what if I just didnt text her''
>>34947030I like her moans, but she also fucked a bunch of Africans bareback and I don't want AIDS.
>>34947125The Durupınar site was proven to be a natural formation
>>34947128nag but dancing isn't gayalso women don't dance anymore, only the men, which is gay
>>34947114Incorrect. The bigger the muscles, the cuter the man.
>>34947129>rejection is worse than rape poster is back
>>34947135it is when you think about itrape might get you arrested or you get away with it, but you still fuckedrejection gets you humiliation, could lead to arrest and you dont fuckgetting away with rape takes skill and intelligence, so its skilbasedgetting rejected is luck based so its a gamble
>>34947114soft things directly correlate to what i want to fuck tho
>>34947105>just because she doesn't want to EVER have sex with youThen where's the logic in getting defensive? That's incredibly misleading
>>34947106No, I get secretly giddy.
>>34947137
>>34947141>why aren't women's instincts logical!?!bro
>>34947123If the girl isn't motivation enough, it's over.
>>34947106I would feel nothing because compliments are performative at bestWhy are you complimenting me? Do you want me to give you something? Do you need me to do something? Are you trying to trick me? Make fun of me? I will never understand
>>34947148anon do u need a hug
>>34947128Since when is dancing gay?Have you seen how strong male ballet dancers are?
>>34947080Nice nails.
>>34947149It wouldn't make me feel any better
>>34947092you can get jealous when other guys get the girl's attention, same as her.But she's gonna self-insert as you because she's infuriated that these women aren't only interested in you, they are unobtainable for her in a way that isn't possible to fathom between two men attracted to the same woman, and she can only interact with them vicariously through you.That's my guess at least.
>>34947153what would make you feel better then?
How tf are you supposed to NOT drink an entire bottle of wine in one sitting
>>34947106I used to until I started seeing women I find attractive refer to men they're attracted to as cute
>>34947157To wake up tomorrow a completely different person with none of my deficiencies
>>34947159by not buying the cheap stuff so it feels wasteful to drink it too fast
>>34947073FIdk I like to think I'm relatively smart but, who knows. I'm an accidental fire starter. Burned 2 holes in the carpet with lightbulbs as a kid, couple years ago I didn't properly put out a cigarette butt and started a fire next to my grandparents garage I think that's the most embarrassed I've ever been.
>>34947135it makes sense if you think about itrape means you're still fulfilling your base biological purposerejection specifically means you're failing at it
>>34947106but moids,Are you cute? or are you handsome?
>>34947167im ogre
>>34947128What man would not be a dancer if he could?
Is Zooey Deschanel even a good actress?
>>34947159The acid reflux stops me after 2 glasses.
>>34947165Hopefully you stopped that.That being smoking.Except for being smoking hot.
Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.
>>34947175I vape now lol
>>34947128Honestly dancing isn't a thing anymore. Literally nobody dances now. Dancing is a weird vestige of the 20th century like suits and ties and analog telephones
>>34947178Do those still have tobacco or something like that in them?
>>34947080IMHO women smoking is hot in theory but gross in practice.
>>34947106Nice and cute are mixed bags. It really depends on meaning and how you say it. If you're asked what you like about a guy and all you say is, he's nice to ya, well that's literally bare minimum and that sucks. People want to be liked for who and what they are. There isn't much to a simply, 'nice', person. Cute sort of goes the same way. If his pants are off and you willingly decide to make a comment and all you can say is that 'it's cute', this is a huge downer. If you want to use a word that can easily be confused with another interpretation, then force yourself to use it in a way where the intent is clear like >Hey cutie>You're so fucking cute>What's a cute boi like you...But if you're having sexual relations with a person, you should at some point call them hot/handsome/some word related to their physical appearance in a sexual way. This is just common sense now, and for both genders. I'm a guy into cute girls, and as much as I adore small boob as girl eye candy, I also want to hear her moan as I suck and play with them. She is both hot and cute, the object of my desire and ambition of my love.
>>34947176Get big round onesDie your hair black Lit a fake cig
>>34947176I want my hypothetical children to have good eyesight Theyre also authentically unappealing, they busy up the face too much
>>34947154I've been thinking about just palming her hip and bringing her closer the next time she does that, but it probably wouldn't go well
>>34947183Cuz you're a coddled fag who hasn't been exposed to smoking his whole lifeAs long as she doesnt smoke inside the house, it doesnt bother me at all
>>34947171This is actually a good question. I'm trying to think of something she was in where she wasn't just cast as the manic pixie dream girl type. I liked her character on Weeds but it was a bit part where she was supposed to be kind of psychotic it didn't really showcase any talent. I don't think she's bad, but I don't think I've ever seen her in anything that required big emotions just like "haha look at me and my weird hat, I will fix you sad man"
>>34947159Use half of it for cooking. Don't drink on an empty stomach
>>34947190My dad smoked. It's gross.
>>34947181There's nicotine in it that is probably extracted from tobacco.
>>34947159Especially after you already had some whisky and maybe a beer, right?
>>34947171Not really. She works in certain roles, but in BTS content I've even see people commenting that she's like wildly inconsistent between takes (they were suggesting it as a positive but it's clearly objectively a bad thing). She's fine in a lot of roles though, people hired her because of, obviously nepotism, but she did fill a certain kind of appealing role. But she never really had a standout acting role imo, she was always just playing a slightly over the top version of herself.
>>34947180NtaThe last time I went to a concert it was so fucking weird. I found 2 other 30 year olds and we were dancing/jumping but the zoomers all around us were just standing there staring and stealth vaping.
>>34947198You plan on keep staying on it?My old boss switched from being a chain smoker to a chain vaper. I'm not sure how much it helped him though, because he still got a cold pretty fast.>>34947183>hot in theoryI don't see how that's the case.
>>34947195My dad smoked, thats why it doesnt bother me
>>34946975Nta, yea I agree with you. They probably only got hired because of they're attractive and they've both are bogging themselves.
>>34947159Start later in the night.
>>34946971It's her tiddies and it's because she acts like a bimbo. Her ass isn't bubbly at all. At least she knows how to change a tire and oil supposedly
>>34947213
>>34946802Listen I’m shitposting on my break I wasn’t looking too hard at the post history
>>34947093I knew of and know of someone that probably has that body type. They're both taken or engaged. I thought men didn't like those body types, I guess they do.
State GenderHave you noticed whether or not zoomers make judicious use of the thumbs up and double thumbs up hand gestures?I’m just checking something.
>>34947205Quitting would be a very unpleasant and uncomfortable process.I never should have started smoking.
>>34947159Swish it around your mouth to savor the taste, if it has any type of taste.
>>34947221I give double thumbs up and I'm a millennial. It's just because I'm kind of a dork.
>>34947221I don't interact with enough of them to say either way. What's your theory?
>>34947186But you'll never have hypothetical children. If you do they'll probably be struggling to survive the environment
>>34947159Not wine (though also wine) I really have a problem where I'm not satisfied unless I'm glugging whatever I'm drinking.
>>34947041Luke warm IQ thinking I'll be ashamed of my own post.
>>34947216Still no ass.
>>34947199>>34947159I haven't drunk any alcohol in around six weeks now and I was drinking very regularly ever 1-3 weeks until this year.It kind of surprised me how easy it was for me to drop it (at least for now). But I think that's mainly because in my case there are health and other issues involved, otherwise I would have not stopped and I'd have kept drinking.>>34947073MDrinking at home, then driving to a gas station to get more alcohol in the middle of the night and on my way back grazing a guard railing on a bridge. That was the dumbest fucking retarded shit I have ever done in my life.>>34947222How long have you been smoking regularly? Ever took a break or changed your amount?
>>34947228Are you chronically dehydrated
>>34947222It’s really not that bad if you actually decide to quit.
>look in mirror>"yeah, I look fine">take photo, exactly from eye position of self in mirror>look at photo>looks like a deformed freak>go back to the hole where I belongWhat causes this?
>>34946938>>34946971Never been a fan of the mouth half-opened look.
Read recently that blasting yourself with cold water for 30 seconds at the end of your shower is good for your health so I tried it, I don't know about the long term benefits but it certainly wakes you up.
>>34947230women, you don't actually believe this, do you?>>34946974
>>34947221I probably use thumbs up like, what, once every 3 years? Don't think i've ever used a thumbs down. Don't recall the last time I saw someone do it
>>34947235>>go back to the hole where I belongAt least you got a gf.
Chase>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sydney
>>34947229You should be, but if you aren't, that's your problem, not his.
>>34947242fake and inauthentic
>>34947231>How long Like 8 years.I probably consume more nicotine now that I vape than I did when I smoked but not by a ton. And no. After about 4 hours without any I get cranky.
>>34947116>they just found Noahs arcM. No, they didn't. Even if they found the remains of an ancient wooden ship, the story is still bullshit. How did the olive tree survive under several miles of salt water? When the lions and the antelope made it back to Africa, how did the lions feed without making an entire prey species extinct? How did the kangaroos get back to Australia - just hop all the way across the Indian Ocean? And do you know how many species of insect there are?
>>34947235Try flipping the photo horizontally.
>>34947239Same anon, it's just my perception, she probably does have a good butt. I'm being retarded.
>>34947234Sure doesn't feel like it when I have to go without for most of a day. It turns everything cataclysmic. There are no small problems everything is one big problem and if I have to deal with all this shit I want to be able to smoke.Like what is actually the point of quitting beyond saving me money I HOPE I die young.
>>34947248I don't think it's that. Plus the version I'm seeing in the mirror is the same as the version I am seeing in the photo.
>>34947235Wrong focal length Take the picture from further away
>>34947248Nta but I just look even more asymmetrical and ugly when I do this
>>34946831Creepy...
>>34947242I love how women move
Should I yearn?
>>34947246>I get cranky.Time to put you into a padded cell. :3
>>34947254That's not how focal lengths work, if the camera's position is in the same position as my eye, the resulting image will be the same, just either more or less cropped. It only makes a difference once you start to compensate for the crop by getting closer or further away to make the subject fill more of the screen.Please, I don't want this to devolve into me explaining how mirrors and cameras work. I know I'm a hideous freak, if anything I want to know more about why I incorrectly think I look okay when I see myself in a mirror, not why the pictures look weird, they are likely correct.
>>34947230She has a nice ass, but it just looks small in comparison to her tits.
>>34947259Cute...
>>34947031>That, and blowjobs are secretly femdom.Femanons, is this true?
>>34947252That’s just the mindfuck of it. The actual withdrawals are not that bad. It’s just you’ll be thinking about it all the time for 2-3 weeks. If you actually want to quit, it’s really not that bad. No shit just treat it like an annoying bitch and tell it to fuck off and show it the back of your hand.>Like what is actually the point of quitting beyond saving me moneyThe energy. You don’t notice it as a smoker but it saps you of your energy.
>>34947264>if the camera's position is in the same position as my eye, the resulting image will be the same, just either more or less croppedNo.
>>34947266Girls just haven’t figured out that anything high-waisted makes their ass look bad.
what is the most inhuman monstergirl/boy you would fuck? We all know guys would fuck catgirls, and girls would fuck werewolves. But what's the craziest you would go? Would you fuck quelaag from dark souls?
Remember back when divorced dads were climbing up on buildings dressed as superheroes?
Will the male barber fuck up my long hair?
>>34947274Uh... no?What?
We are trying a new technique.You have been in a coma for nearly 8 years. We miss you. Please wake up.
>>34947278I guess it was only a British thing, I remember seeing it on the news.
>>34947274I remember back some time last decade when there was a group of homeless and mentally ill people in Las Vegas that formed a "superhero" gang with homemade costumes. One of them was super Christian and preachy. Whatever happened to those guys anyway?
>>34947280Try a more believable technique. One that doesn't make you look like an internet troll.
>>34947264>if the camera's position is in the same position as my eye, the resulting image will be the sameOnly if the focal length is set to 50.>once you start to compensate for the crop by getting closer or further away to make the subject fill more of the screenI am suggesting that you compensate by moving further away.
>>34947276He is going to ejaculate his semen on to your hair.
Best Euphoria Girlie.
Should I learn Korean for a girl + esports, Germany because it died out in my family in my dad's generation, or Japanese because I want to read more manga that always gets dropped by translators?
>>34947269>It’s just you’ll be thinking about it all the time for 2-3 weeksYeah no thanks.I don't have any energy because I don't fucking eat I have other problems to solve first. It's just not high on my priority list. And I'm not going to stop smoking weed either the vape is less of an inconvenience to daily life than that is. It doesn't feel worth it. I'm not motivated to do it so I'm not gonna do it.
>>34947272It makes me look so much better from the front that I don't care.
>>34947276If you got long hair, go to a fem place that does both genders. And pref the color of your skin unless they're a mixed place.
>>34947299You do you girlie.
>>34947276Go to a salon.They have a LOT more practice with long hair.
I'm fat and baldingShould I just end it?
>>34947311Tony soprano maxx
>>34947311Shave hair, start working out, go in a healthier diet.
>>34947315I'm not Italian
>>34947318Yeah no shit about the last twoI would have never figured that outIt's easier to just kill myself
rusalkacore
>>34947280I have to kill myself right?
>>34947292>Best Euphoria Girlie.Order goes:MaddyRueCassieJulesLexi (cunt)FayeFat chick
>>34947320>It's easier to just kill myselfYou'd be surprised how far from the truth this is.But regardless and anyway, who say the easier path is better?
>>34947310Would that be gay?
>>34947326gross mutt
>>34947318The more I think about itFuck youFuck you and you fucking smugnessYou think you're helping me by saying obvious shit? How is that gonna fucking help?How about you tell me how to commit to eating right and exercising instead of using junk food to help cope with my 60 hour work week that I work to keep an apartment and pay my bills so that I can continue to maintain a shitty existence in this horrendous world that I force myself to live in otherwise my mom would have a psychiatric break and my family would tear itself apart?Tell me that? Oh you fucking can't. You're a fucking piece of shit for thinking you could help
>>34947244Not really. Inferior poster.
>>34947319Just get a tan and dye your (remaining) hair black
My crush is getting plapped by chad and I'm sitting alone in my room jacking off.
>>34947226There is no theory. It’s just that me and my other zoomer coworker use it a lot. It’s to the point that my boss has called it my signature move.>>34947224>because I’m kind of a dorkYou know what this makes way more sense
Gonna fap to this
>>34947342Whats your crush like?
>>34947318this advice doesnt help and im tired of people thinking they're smart for saying itdoes it look better than balding? sureare you still a genetic dead end at the end of the day? also yes90% of men cant pull off a bald look
>>34947336I see, you just want to whine like a bitch. Guys will barely put up with horsehit like yours if there’s a vagina involved. And even then just barely and not for long.
>>34947345People have unironically busted fat ropes to this bitch
My friend is fat, balding in his 20s and has a hot gf
>>34947346Cute and out of my league.
>>34947342Go bang frumpie fannie.
>>34947319Costanza maxx
Is it true that boomer men never learned how to cook?
>>34947342My crush took my virginity and then banged chad after I got deeper feelings
>>34947355Damn. Hope chad makes her very happy, then.
>>34947359Why would they? Thats the woman's job
>>34947351And what exactly did you contribute?>just work outYeah like I didn't already fucking know thatYou cam on here to give dumb useless advice for what reason? What do you get out of it?
>>34946846no she didn't start anything, I hate obito
Dude, I think I left my wallet in my mom's car. Now she's gone and I don't have my driver's license to go drive to go get food. I do have cash though. Should I just risk it and drive, or wait or make food at home?
>>34947336I don't think neither fat nor balding is your biggest problem.
>>34947367Who the fuck drives with a license
>>34947368Kek
>>34947367You white? Yes. Black? No.>Say boy, you dont have you driver license? Wellllllllll, ima gonna have to ask ya to step outa tha car>BLAMthen your dead
>>34947348Then wear a hat everywhere you go. But everyone will know why anyway.
>>34947368What the fuck did he solve by that comment? Not a goddamn thingI wanted him to lose whatever emotion he got out of responding because his answer was fucking stupid
why do guys do that shadow boxing thing to girls?
>>34947374Who's trolling who?
>>34947374You would absolutely beat a girl for not cutting the crust off of the pb&j she made you.
God owes me death
>>34947377its fun
>>34947380No I would notBut I would never get a girl anyways so idk what your point is
>>34947377it's fun to fuck with you and you won't leave
>>34947377Sometimes I ask this question on anon just to hear the responses. I find this male behaviour quite adorable.
>>34947367Unironically this >>34947372If you get pulled over just tell them you were going to your moms to pick it up
>>34947367Depends on the location, the car, your skills. Sometimes I'd answer yes, sometimes no. Or just doordash
>>34947377Cute aggression
I fucking hate moidsFucking primitive lowlifes and violent lewd degenerates and perverts
>>34947392stop being mean
>>34947392As someone with a lot of LGBTQ friends, your description fits women significantly more from what I've seen besides maybe violent
>>34947377Idk i don't have a reason it's just fun
>>34947377>shadow boxingWhat?
>>34947392Im a lewd degenerate and pervert foid. What now?
>>34947392I was built to rape and pillage
>>34947398Stop, their clit can only get so erect.
>>34947390I've actually only been pulled over once in my 8 years of driving. I think I can risk it.
>>34947377Only normie zoomers do that gay ass shit
>>34947392Yessssss and I need a mommy dommy mistress to fix me
Dick inspection time. Mutilated or unmutilated?
I hate my life
>>34947392>comes to the moid thread, on the moid board, on the moid site, to complain about moids
>>34947377Men naturally love to roughhouse. Rough with children and dogs like carrying them or throwing them. Carrying women is fun and they're cute. We banter with good friends and people we trust. We play playing with friends and physically doing shit together. Some dogs and cats also like to play rough with each other. Shadow boxing is harmless to women - they're soft and making them dislike you is bad - as is fake gnawing on them, poking, soft nibbles, little carries and shakes, booty slaps, etc. We like playing with things we like. They're so soft and smooth and curvy like a more fun pillow
do men also take loud phone calls while in public bathrooms or is that just an annoying woman thing? :T
I want to message a girl late, what's the best way to gaslight her into thinking it's NOT because I was trying some other chick first? Would opening like "sorry yadayada, but I didn't want to waste your time because I wasn't sure or I was busy" work?
>>34947410I speak at a normal volume when I make phone calls
>>34947409Thanks chudgpt
>>34947410They're in the bathroom bro who cares
>>34947406Why?
>>34947412Don’t simp a booty call.
>>34947410I have never made a telephone call in the bathroom in my lifeAlso asking these catch-all "why do men x" questions here is very dumb because we are not a good representation of the average man, on account of being a bunch of mentally ill friendless gfless losers with no social life
>>34947410I've never heard a phonecall in a bathroom, ever. A private call should be taken like outside or just in some area ideally where people won't be overhearing you or care if they do.
>>34947398How lewd and degenerate and perverted? Examples?
>>34947418I want a relationship
>>34947412If you don't have telepathy, there is no way lil bro.
>>34947413men are loud talkers thohowever it’s okay cuz men have nice strong voicesloud women voices are just gross >>34947420so no>>34947419a lot more manons on here go outside daily and have jobs and friends tho, u guys aren’t that bad : ) >>34947415i wanna pee in peace
>>34947424I thought you meant late at night.
Where the goth girls at?
>>34947426>loud women voices are just grossEh, some I guess. Some have very lovely voices that I don't want them to stop talking though
>>34947429In mexico
>>34947433women can have nice voices too yes but they sound best at a soothing volume some men sound best when yelling though ///
>>34947435tf do you know what sounds good you dumb femoid
>>34947426>loud women voices are just gross Yeah but they put out.
When I talk loud I squeal
>>34947436i have not one but two ears, i know my stuff
>>34947439bv stealthpost
>>34947439piggy haha
>>34947440>>34947443I'm not fat or a woman
>>34947444why aren’t u fat :/
>>34947426>men are loud talkers thoonly the retarded men are loud
*Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) starts playing*Hey, femanon.
Women, which instrument does he play to woo your heart?(he already plays your body very well)
>>34947422Like handholding and kisses and cuddles and
State gender, choose your anime/manga choice of >fuck, kill, marryIdeally post a picture too, but optional.
>>34946609MAn abysmal anime.
Day 3012 of flicking the bean to amateur gay porn
>>34947429What
>>34947458I-I wanna do lewd things to you
>>34947450>>34947453https://youtu.be/b8I-7Wk_Vbc
is unconditional love even a thing? i’m afraid to grow old with anyone, i assume they’ll leave me when i’m ugly/old/fat/etc.
kiss moid on his bald spot
>>34947471I don't have bald spots but um can I get a kiss anyway?
>>34947453He plays the guitar
>>34947472kiss future moid when he gets bald spots
>>34947475I won't get bald :c
>>34947392>moidsYou know, I used to find this term endearing, but it's been so fucking overused by trans ans gay men in this general that I just roll my eyes at it.I now always assume whenever a post adresses "the moids" that it's just a trans and/or gay man.
>>34947476most men do to some degree and thats ok : )accept the norwood, dont run from it
>>34947471I’m not giving you a piggy back ride.
>>34947480:/
>>34947479my dad doesn't have any bald spots and he is almost 60
>>34947485interestingare u super hairy all over or just scalp? whats ur hair color and texture?
>Women are getting goons cavesWhy are women becoming so weird?
>>34947453>>34947473Why does every 3rd fucking guy play the guitar
>>34947471>tfw spot is visibly balding but too hairy to be kissable
guitar moids post calused fingers
>>34947495likea comb over? can u post it i wanna see
>>34947470I mean there's a personal idealized love sure. Unconditional? Is staying at your job for decades while a new-hire gets paid thousands more good? Is being an Uncle Tom happily serving his master a good thing? Would you want to unconditionally love a man even if he falls out of love with you? If you can't even do what you want, it just sounds hypocritical.Why not just seek a love where they love you for who or what you really are? It's always easier to love someone who has decent values, wants to grow as a person, who loves the people around him dearly. These are all conditions - you should've form a social contract with someone who isn't trustworthy. Find a guy who is sincere; they're out there.
>>34947496Mine aren't visible, you can barely even feel them. If I didn't tell you they were there you probably wouldn't even know. My skin doesn't build big gnarly callouses
>>34947491not hairy except for my legs and head, and uhh I don't know about hair textures but uh it's black and long and wavy
>>34947493I wouldn't mind being with a girl with a nice goon cave that I can hibernate inside with her. Well, at least if she has like, a decent selection. Couldn't do shit play or whatever.
>>34947500thank you, i will take this to heart
>>34947331NahUncomfortable for me at the time but my dad used to go to a salon instead of a barber shop and the stylists would hit on him and send him home with zucchini bread. What have you got to lose lol.
>>34947504Twink genes
>>34947504oh are u the anon whos posted his hair a while back?
>>34947470>unconditional loveNo, that's terrible.That's how abusers get away.
>>34947512yes and one of you said it was a wig >:c
Is she saying her Dominican bf is beating her?
>>34947331I got to an asian salon full of women barbers. It's likes 20-30% male customers, including me.
>>34947511not beating the twink allegations am I?
>>34947498Sorry if it looks gross. Hair was wet from being freshly washed.
>>34947510A married man. Those harlots
>>34947453If he's a real musician he probably plays 6. Drummers seem to be my least favorite.
>>34947521Kys
>>34947511Generally that precludes balding from happening. Its the endomorphic hairy bears with shoulder and knuckle hair that go bald usually
>>34947518White girls race mixing, hot.
I drove and didn't eve see any cops. Sandwich and Mountain Dew acquired.
>>34947515if that was me it was cuz it mustve looked too good to be true, wasnt an insult !>>34947521men dont dry their hair after showers?
>>34947522I didn't mean to give you that impression. He was divorced at that point.
>>34947530It looks like that because its greasy
>>34947530>men dont dry their hair after showers?NtaSome of us certainly do.And I certainly wouldn't have tsken that picture wet.
>>34947531Then it's cool he was a slayer
>>34947523>he probably plays 6This is probably the smart answer. If he plays multiple instruments, then that means he had enough money for the tools and the time. More instruments probably means he's more well off $$$-wise
>>34947530With a towel, and then let it air dry.
>>34947518Isn't she the chick that dated a homeless black guy and is now some sort of right wing grifter?
>>34947530I do sometimes unless lazy. I know other guys too who'd do the same
>>34947532but u just said u just washed it>>34947533well i get it if men have really short hair, but men w any sort of long hair walking abt w sopping wet hair is news to me, sounds uncomfortable
>>34947532It's not greasy. Just damp after washing it.
https://youtu.be/L8-vuBzwHsAThe hat just had to go flying.
>>34947530>if that was me it was cuz it mustve looked too good to be true, wasnt an insult !oh I see, well thanks! now 3 girls have complimented my hair>men dont dry their hair after showers?just a little bit, I let it air dry otherwise it gets really fluffy
>>34947544>well i get it if men have really short hairNah, mine is VERY short and wet hair out of the shower or bath is stupid.It takes me less than 15 seconds to nearly fully dry it.
>>34947535He had one earring, frosted tips, and a special pair of tighter dark wash jeans that we called his "party pants" at one point. Worked the door at a club for a while. He was also going to the local university while being 10 years older than everyone else there and had some interesting girlfriends. One of them was literally named Stacy.
>>34947550buzz cut? post haircut>>34947548fluffy hair can be cute tho
>>34947555>frosted tipsNvm
>>34947556I have posted too much of myself already over the years, I'm kinda done with that.Plus I already got some gray hair.
>>34947556>fluffy hair can be cute thoI guess? I mean mine is always a bit fluffy but I mean there are times when it gets out of control and it's just annoying and it looks bad, I end up looking like stayvun
>>34947536I was more thinking about 2 guys in particular that I used to know but now that you say that one went to Berkeley and the other had like 10k in instruments and synthesizers so I can't really argue with you.
>>34947560It was well received by women in the early 2000s much to my discomfort. Stacy got us good Christmas presents though so that was cool.
>>34947562silver fox anon incoming.. >>34947563lol ok i see what u mean, so its like poofy? i hate when mine does that, going ham on ur hair w thinning shears helps somewhat
>>34947530Not a man.Mine is short I only dry it if it's making me cold or I'm styling in a hurry.
>>34947572How short
>>34947572Like jaw length or pixie cut?
>>34947571>silver foxThat's what she called me too...And I'm not even 40 yet.
>>34947571>lol ok i see what u mean, so its like poofy? i hate when mine does that, going ham on ur hair w thinning shears helps somewhatright right! poofy, I'm not used to having long hair yet but I'm learning how to not have that happen all the time!oh so that's what those are for? I had no idea, I think my mom has thinning shears
>>34947574>>34947575Honestly more like a typical men's haircut than a pixie probably? It's a little longer than my eyebrows rn when I brush it forward.
dated a guy with a body count of 15 while i had a body count of 2. i completely regret it and don’t know where to go from here. :-/
>>34947586Moid hands
>>34947584Gay. You aren't a lesbian wtf do you think you're doing
>>34947586What's the matter exactly?
>>34947584Angsty emo cut? Do we have a tomboy on our hands?
>>34947587i genuinely don’t know where to get advice. if i go on reddit it’s just as bad of an echo chamber as it can be on here. i just feel like i fucked up in life. i’m 27 and should be married with kids by now.
God created women with dark hair and large dark eyes for one reason and that's because he wanted to tempt me to hold them and cuddle them and pet their night-black hair and gaze longingly into their giant pupils the color of space.
>>34947588Being autistic. I don't like it when it touches my neck. And saving money, I do it myself.
>>34947586greasy male hands types this
>my feet are finally warmed up so I can sleep>get a hiccup in bed
>>34947203I was watching a video of a concert in 2011 and the motherfuckers were going insane in the mosh pits. Dancing and ramming into each other. Watched a few from this year and they just stand there and bob their heads. They don't even sing along.
Women, which actor was the most attractive James Bond?
>>34947589Envy, dude. NTA but when I was a dude with a very low body count I was always intimidated and envious that most sexual partners I'd had, had like had sex with 20x the amount of people I had.This wasn't helped by the fact that some of the women I dated or had erotic flings with had done queer performance art shit where they and another woman had put on day-glo make up and ate each other out or fingered each other on stage at gay bars in a choreographed show. One woman I hooked up with was a veteran of the local Clown Porn scene, for example.
>>34947590No it doesn't cover my eyes yet. It used to look a lot like what Frank Iero was doing with his hair in 2005 tho.
>>34947593>I don't like it when it touches my neckDo turtlenecks give you panic attacks?
>>34947603M10You know what my answer is
>>34947589i guess i don’t know how to find the right people to date. i don’t know how to vet for problems in the beginning. i thought the body count wouldn’t be a problem but it was (he was porn addicted) and i’m getting too old to date guys for years if i want to end up having a family
>>34947603A 2 at most, I shit only on nationalities.
>>34947593Are you skinny?
>>34947600idk anyones names lol but the 4th guy for suresuch a masculine looking face yet not aggressive or scary looking, cute butt chin too, mwa mwa
>>34947606You sound like you've been damaged by incel blackpill shit.Nta
>>34947603MI only really hate jews
>>34947609John Travolta
>>34947604No that doesn't bother me>>34947608Yeah, why
>>34947610It’s a girl, idiot.
>>34947614>Yeah, whyHe’s working up a wankable image in his mind
>>34947599I was very confused when I left that most recent concert and didn't even smell bad. Usually I'd contemplate throwing away the shirt I was swearing because it smells like 50 other people's BO.
You know part of me thinks racemixing is bad and the continuation of the white race is important. However I already have hazel eyes and light brown hair so the damage is already done and it's totally okay for me to date brown women. If I had blonde hair and/or blue eyes I'd be white only.
>>34947615Did I stutter?
>>34947614You reminded me of another femanon.
>>34947622Could've been me
>>34947619How about brown hair and blue eyes or blonde hair and brown eyes?
men how would u feel if u got a gf and she called u 'her sailor moon' as a nickname?
>>34947624I'll stop prying, sorry.
>>34947618Where was this? The one I'm thinking of was in Stockholm, maybe Swedes are just like that.
>>34947626Thats a weird nickname for a guy
>>34947626Why am I not that tuxedo prince dude?
>>34947630idk who that is, ur not being referred to due to any relation to the anime
I've never worn a full suit in my life, is that weird
>>34947631What else could it be?
>>34947635a niche song reference
>>34947631NtaIts literally the name of a character how could it not have anything to do with itnicknames have meanings you know
>>34947600Young Sean Connery could get it but >>34947609 is correct Dalton is the most conventionally attractive.
>>34947626Never seen it and don't plan to, so not great.
>>34947633No, theres no reason to anymore. They dont require them anywhere, even for funerals or weddings. So if your like under 30 its not really suprising
>>34947636So I could also call you my Sailor Moon, but this time referencing the anime.
>>34947630reviewbrah? you don't have his rizz
>>34947641we can’t BOTH be sailor moonthatd get confusing
>>34947628Boston. It threw me off. Got catcalled and followed for a little after the concert by a crazy homeless guy and then had a nice conversation with two other homeless dudes who asked me for $3 specifically to get hot dogs so some things haven't changed lmao.
>>34947643He doesn't really wear tuxedos.>>34947644But you'd be the real Sailor Moon!
>>34947626>and you're my green power ranger <3 <3
>>34947638>Suck it, Trebek!
>>34947625Blonde hair and brown eyes would probably be the same situation. But blue eyes are peak and I'd want to pass them on to my children. My sister has blue eyes, not like that insanely icy blue some people have, but blue none the less. Maybe I have the recessive gene for it. My older sister has green eyes and both her kids have blue eyes too. So she has the recessive gene, but neither of my parents have blue eyes so there's a good chance I don't carry it at all.
>>34947609>>34947638WALLED
Women, what sorta suit or tuxedo should he wear for your wedding together?
>>34947652dilf material
>>34947626Girlie pop, why would you call a moid a magical girl? Why not Tuxedo Mask, Moonlight Knight, Prince Endymion? Are you subtly gay?
>>34947652Niggs 80 fukken years old brah
Took a fuck huge shit
>>34947652If I was 60, would.
>>34947652M, I look up a picture of Pierce Brosnan and honestly, I think Dalton is more just at a point of not caring, though his mug is sorta scary
>>34947664>his mug is sorta scarylol
>>34947653Italian.
>>34947666What's the difference? I know fuck all about suits. What do you like about them?
>>34947670They're expensive
>>34947633>I've never worn a full suit in my life, is that weirdNo, especially depending on your socio-economic status. Full suits are typically for people in formal and business settings. Most men, aside from things like weddings and proms, never wear suits.>>34947603>State gender, and how racist are you out of 10?F0/10I've frequently been called the least racist person in these threads.>>34947600>which actor was the most attractive James Bond?Timothy Dalton. Hot take, but he was probably my third favorite Bond too.>>34947652>old man looks oldShould we start killing attractive men young to immortalize their beauty?>>34947664He looks good with the beard, but he's too squints for me. He also talks like a potato.
>>34947670They make the best food
>>34947653My instinct is to be a doomer and complain about how it's never going to happen but instead I'll just admit to not knowing anything about suits. I would probably want an outdoor summer wedding anyway I wouldn't make him wear a jacket.
Give it to me straight. Is Canada a shithole? Do you even know anyone from there?
>>34947673too *squinty for me
>>34947670The cuts do different things to a male's silouette. American has shoulderpads to give the classic superman shape. Italian is for skinny/smaller guys to look manga like. I forget the rest. (Unless I'm confusing them with suits)
>>34947673Aren't you a pedophile or something? How old is an attractive young man to you? 13?
>>34947674Pasta is overrated
>>34947680>How old is an attractive young man to you? 13?At least mid twenties. I wasn't attracted to teenage boys when I was a teen, much less now.
>men look so hot in suits! >...
>>34947680
State gender, how much tongue on a first kiss with a person (not first kiss ever)?
>>34947686what is even the point of a dumb cherry picked post like this
>>34947688All of it
>>34947686If he's playing at a concert, this seems pretty normal? Idk
>>34947690>cherry picked
>>34947688None
>>34947694Autocorrect separated the wordsBesides I think combined words are gay anyway
>>34947687Apparently Epstein posted a lot of futa on 4chan. I had no idea he was chill like that.
Have you got faith of the heart? Have you got strength of the soul?
I've got a girl round the corner still trying to change my mind
I saw a hot chick cashier at dollar generalIts been like 6 months since I saw a girl that cuteI was pretending to look at candy in line and she kept eyeballing me but once I was face to face with her she averted her gaze. What does that mean
>>34947704Ugly fuck
>>34947704she was staring at your bald spot
>>34947680>13?She goes for younger>>34947687Kek
>>34947709You archive-diving folks really have nothing better to do with your day, huh? Odd hobby.
how many blond moids w brown/hazel eyes are here?
>>34947711Less odd than whoring yourself out on /soc/
any blond moids at all?
>>34947716Blonde is more of a girly hair color
>>34947718Hair colors aren't gendered
What should I jack off to today?
>>34947716I used to be blond back when I worked outside, but my hair has darkened now that I work inside
>>34947718blond is the hottest hair color
>>34947716I don't even think there are any white moids here so probably not.
>>34947719Light = feminine, dark = masculine. "Tall dark and handsome"
>>34947721Try something new
>>34947721The hannah west pov blowjob scene. The 19m long one.
>>34947725Oh, so you're gay. Lol
>>34947724then who have i been chatting to all this time @_@
>>34947727Like what?>>34947728I don't like videos of people fucking.
>>34947732you're missing out on one of the goated all time scenes, but you do you.
I wanna just pick her up and haul her off for some fun together
>>34947724All the moids here are whiteAll the foids here are black and brownBecause those are the undesired races of our particular sexes
>>34947732>I don't like videos of people fucking.Giving a dildo a blowjob is not fucking, stupid animal
>>34947732Idk. Find the most fucked up shit on /d/ you can stand to fap to
>>34947719>>34947725Pretty much that
>>34947721Make a chatbot and explore some shit
i love moids of all hair colors or hair amounts
>>34947740Both of these people have brown hair
>>34947721The Emma Choice girl on the train video
>>34947721MaimyASMR needy gf roleplay with tit reveal
>>34947743You dont love me
>>34947751what makes u say that
>>34947754NTA but I know for a fact that no woman loves me.
>>34947745But more important are the stereotypically colored costumes
Both genders: what have you been talking about with your therapist?
>>34947761I haven't talked to my therapist in 7 years.
>>34947721what if you don't?
>>34947738>>34947746>>34947750You guys all have shit taste.
>>34947213femanons be like>she has nothing going for her except for those heavenly beautiful lovely angelic breasts of hers
>>34947765well what do you like? I can give you narrower recommendations.
Meanwhile, on Bizzaro /atoga/...
>>34947764I might.>>34947769Vore, femdom, twinks/femboys (but not trannies).
>>34947770i have sex and am exceptionally pleased with my interactions with the opposite sex, both romantic and otherwise
>>34947770I love women.
>>34947740For example, pink and all the other pastel colors are pretty feminine, while red is more gender neutral, despite being just a darker shade of pink.
>>34947770I'm so proud of >him
>>34947736>All the moids here are white>All the foids here are black and brownOther way around
Would you?Have you?Ever thought about paying for sex?I''m a 37 KHFV who've never really pursued or been pursued for romance so I don't know if I could do such a thing since sex need intimacy and chemistry
>>34947740Scrawny faggot
>>34947736white men are extremely desired you're just coping because you're the bottom of the white barrel
>>34947784whats the f stand for in khfv?
>>34947786Why do Africans and Arabs get more women in Europe than European men?
>>34947784I would not, even though I get the horny dreams sometimes.
>>34947784My hand is already free.
>>34947789they dont lol
>>34947773>Vore, femdom, twinks/femboys (but not trannies).Okay, to be honest I don't have any recommendations for this really.
>>34947773>femboysknock yourself out>>>/gif/31198620>>>/gif/31200072>>>/gif/31202652>>>/gif/31202838>>>/gif/31206249
>>34947770DC is better than Marvel
>>34947788foreveralone>>34947794I think I like lewd bullies, non malicious CBT stuff
>>34947721Porn game.>>34947763Same. When I had one as a kid, I shut them out completely probably one year into three years of treatment.>>34947784No. Given the self-loathing I felt after just paying for a lady's OF once, I'd probably hurt myself if I paid for sex.
>>34947789Rape
>>34947770I can't believe JL is expecting triplets!
>>34947793They do, just like how black men in the us can get any woman they want (90% of American women have fantasized about it), in Europe they are considered masculine and exotic, compared to the frigid and feminine European men. If that was true "white replacement" theories wouldn't be a thing.
>>34947804>If that was true "white replacement" theories wouldn't be a thing.That’s from immigration, idiot.
If I was 6ft I'd be so swag, God knew I'd be too powerful
>>34947806Does the phrase "they're taking our women" ring any bells? Ask any European women, they've either dated or are willing to date a MENA/African man.
Sorry for the graphic description of faggotry, but I feel that I need to describe everything in case something is a bridge too far:I'm a more-or-less straight guy but have a crazy "oral fixation", colloquially speaking. I get more pleasure out of using my mouth with a lot of focus to the point where using my penis isn't really a thing I care about too much outside of masturbation. What type of women would be INTO (not merely okay with) a guy who is pretty much trying to eat her during sex and not much else? Think eating her out, biting random body parts, having her fuck around with my mouth with her hand, etc. Having to use my dick, however, is more of a buzzkill to me and less comforting than the mouth stuff.Is there a category of woman I should look out for? It'd be cool if she were also inclined to slap me and pull my hair, but that's more or less secondary.>>34946611I can't tell if the pool's opened or closed
https://www.yahoo.com/news/science/articles/scientists-scanned-noah-ark-formation-152206798.htmlis it happening?
>>34947770Eating out is maledomAnd blowjobs are femdom
>>34947814Can you suck my dick bro
>>34947818you got a twenty?
>>34947770Do submissive women exist? Fuck me I just wanna top a woman and eat her out...
>>34947784>Ever thought about paying for sex?Sex is overrated. Regular sex is kinda alright but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
strangles moid w my bare paws
>>34947823as long as we're making out
>>34947461Completely rotten
I actually quite appreciate Tom of Finlands art. He was quite good at it
>>34947823Paws? You, uh, you come here often?
GenderWhat's the last thing you saw/watched/read about that creeped you out?
>>34947826His style is excellent and the comedically absurd level of gayness is at least something I can appreciate on the same level as gachimuchi
Everything or nothing, that's how I roll.
Finally got my driver's license at 32. Can I finally get some coochie?
>>34946609Absurd body horror cuckposting unfortunately
>>34947832You get laid by trying to get laid. If you make sex your goal, you’ll get sex. None of that other shit matters.
>>34947795Those are all trannies, except for the last one and he's kinda mid.
>>34947829MThe art mentioned in >>34947826 that I just looked up
>>34947835>cuckposting?????
>>34947829Mtoday watching criminal minds. some fictional murder of the innocent
>>34946645Used to bbq for days before I started taking a hormone supplement. Now I only spot in the 24 hours before it starts, and then bbq again as it tapers off. I've been taking it for over a year and the energy boost and pain decrease is honestly life changing.
>>34947840Huh, what about it creeped you out?
>>34947841>bbqFucking hell, anon. Some of us are eating.
>>34947839On /a/ people would make up ridiculous scenarios for cucklin to be excited to be subjected to including him being turned into a train and the venue for a train being ran on his wife
>>34946595ok really why do men take so long to poop. i noticed this within my own family a lot even as a child, my father and brother were apparently shitting for multiple hours on a regular basis. i have never taken a multi hour shit shitting takes maybe, maybe 5 minutes absolute tops. if i am constipated i just wait until its easier. are all men doing what the quote says, hiding in there? do women have stronger abdominal muscles to push shit out because of vaginas or something? i have googled this before and received no answers.
>>34947779
>>34947841I'm over here like what the fuck does this have to do with barbequeing
>>34947845I'm on my phone
>>34947829samuel’s death/ imagery from this one analog horror
>>34947847First of all, chicks and especially femanons are disgusting in their thoughts and analogies. But my best guess is, you ever cook a steak and all that slime and red juice simmers out? Yeah…..
I can't dance but I'd dance with her
>>34947850That's where the flavour is
Is it true if a woman go es her man regular *gluck* *gluck* he won't cheat or stray? Is it really that easy?
>>34947829FYoutube video about a guy who stalked and killed women in their own homesHbu?
>>34947857Go away esl
>>34947855
>>34947848Nag, not all men or women have regular bowel movements, it depends on their genetics, if they're eating healthy etc.
>>34947858women seem to enjoy content related to men psychotically stalking and killing women, idk why
>>34947849Pretty creepy stuff. What was it?>>34947858I was on a site reading about urban legends, and it's said that if you look at this particular painting by Zdzisław Beksiński three times, you'll die violently soon after. Unnerving.
>>34947906Bitches be crazy.
>>34947907Post it here and we'll see if /atoga/ is less active in a week lol
i am a depressed bitch these meds do nothing and my life is ultimately meaningless. i wake up late and eat and do like nothing else during the day except doom scroll
>>34947910No way.
>>34947911MAYBE THE DOOM SCROLLING AND DISRUPTED SLEEP ARE THE PROBLEMS
>>34946649F, >>34946963 this. Being held down while my man forces my body to do and feel things just deepens my devotion. Same as a man holding you down and beating you to assert dominance, except better because he's using his strength to shower you with affection. But I also love white knights so maybe that's just me.
>>34947857No
>>34947911Attention-max and rant on videos for tiktok. You’ll get validation and fodder for other doomscrollers.
Should every man beat his gf once before getting married? To see how it would work out.
>>34947920Should every woman shoot her fiance? To see how it would work out?
Is it murder if you post a cursed image and people die from it
>>34947915>and beating youFfsBut guys, doing what you want to do is dominant behavior. Eating her out because you think you have to make her happy makes you a bitch. Eating her out because you want to own her body is different. So femanon is kinda right.
>>34947923Google doesn't have it so maybe.Says a doll and a chair and it's untitled.
>>34947920listen man, the haha edgy beating women schtick isn't actually cool, at all
>>34947913or the symptoms..?even when I dont do these things I'm still depressed>>34947917I'd rather kill myself (considering it) than use tiktok
>>34947923probably not
if only i could be sexually and emotionally abused by a woman with the personality and soul of BV but the looks of christina hendricks
>>34947932YOU DOOMSCROLL AND MAKE EXCUSESGET OFFAND GET SOME NORMAL SLEEPFUCKING FAGGOT
>>34947761I haven't been to therapy in like a decade.
>>34947934>personality and soul of BV
>>34947936my sleep is midnight to 11 am, I think its actually not that bad
>>34947934You want a completely rotten woman?
>>34947911Hey at least you eat you're doing better than me
>>34947829MEnrique metinides artistic pictures about tragic events
>>34947923If you knew that would happen yeahIf you didn't I think it's just manslaughter
>>34947943It’s fine. You’re up during daylight and don’t have excessive hours for your mind to spin in loops. It’d be good to find something to occupy your mind during the day while you ride this out. Vidya is good for that.
>>34947470Yes>>34943816
I like her name
men would u rather find out ur gf cheated on her past bf or injured him to the point that he lost one of his arms?
Men Could you date a woman with the same name as your mom?
>>34947963Cheated for sure.
>>34947955i never really play video games any more, I find them boring and unengaging
>>34947961chad winning again lol. I can't imagine a woman ever doing that to me>>34947964it would be very difficult
>>34947847Oxidized blood when the flow is starting or ending bc it's thick and brown like bbq sauce
>>34947963dependsdid she find redemption in death-jenga or is she subhuman avoidant scum?
>>34947964Yeah. She’s “mom” not “name”. Dated a girl with the same name as my sister. It’s not weird. It doesn’t conjure the other person in mind when you use the name.
>>34947963I think I can handle violence more than deception.
>>34947967It’s something to occupy your time and your mind. Life won’t always feel like it does right now. You just need something to help you through the day until you get to sleep.
AI is based
>>34947784I don't think I would. The person I'm having sex with wanting to be there is a large part of the appeal. If I had to pay for dick I would feel ugly and unappealing I'd dry right up I don't even think I could do it.
>>34947969For you
>>34947981kek
>>34947857She also has to be really nice to me and love me for who I am, and I love her back the same way or more.
>>34947977This guy is right. The mind needs stories and fun/recreation or it goes to shit. If video games aren't cutting it anymore, force yourself to pick up a book or start learning to sketch or something. Gotta do something just for variety and it'll push you back towards what you prefer. Just do 20-30 minutes whatever days you have free time.
>>34947963Cheated, but both would make me a lil sad
>>34947973I was seeing a guy with the same name as my dad for a little bit. It was a little weird but pretty easy to get over.
>>34947964I call my mother Mom and my father Dad, not by their first names. My sisters names though would be a lil iffy, but maybe I'd call her by a nickname if I really like her
I have 7 days to write and make a song before my Ableton trial runs out. You think I can do it or am I fucked. The only things I have are little bits of riffs and instrumentals I recorded with my phone.
Hey /atoga/ State your sex and give me a good videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNVIh4vjJi0
>>34947989>maybe I'd call her by a nickname if I really like herNatural pet names are the best.
>34947978
>>34947990Use ai.
The world would be a better place if the average female height was 6'2".
>>34947991Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yM2x4EBelM
Donnez un homeboy une deuxieme chance
>>34947991Mhttps://youtu.be/Hq3Z2eNoG38I have a bunch of other ones in my watch later playlist.
>>34947988Please tell me you called him daddy
>>34947991https://youtu.be/zEQSc3bfeDs
>>34948001Holy fuck anon, thanks for reminding me of that.
f, this is my favorite video. i hope you like it https://youtu.be/yQnfJOlHIJU?is=4wU4Sid4zTNQGrhE
>>34948013>no gooning2/10
>>34947991MMalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKyj0WBQlM
>>34947991Mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigw
>>34947991Do you even watch these
>>34948013>didn't even do the whole songshame, pretty tho
>>34948025tryhard nostalgiagarbage
>>34948025i saw this one too
>>34948004You can do better than a shitpost video anon...
>>34948013IS THIS A HECKIN REFERENCE TO LE GOOD OL DAYS???1!1/?
I don't watch videos. That's idolatry.
>>34948036Okay fine. I found this AMV the other day and I liked it a lot.https://youtu.be/zDcU9mKcdLw
>>34948038i think theres something really funny in mocking nostalgia with a joke this dated
>>34948028are you telling me you dont get drunk on weekdays and watch shitty old YTPMVs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSmdOlRokM
Tools used to be pneumatic. They used to run on steam or diesel. They don't even have parts anymore, it's all motors and electricity. What if the power goes out?
>>34947991MI had to compress this down to nothing idk
My Uber Eats driver is according to the app, driving down the interstate on an e-bike to get to me. This is insane. AI says it's likely that they're driving a car, but say in the app they're using an e-bike to avoid having to submit license and insurance information. This seems devious. I wonder if it's an illegal alien situation. It's a white lady's picture in the app. I'm going to look out the peephole when the food arrives, and if a brown person drops it off I'm going to get him deported.
what social media apps do atoga moids have?
>>34948043>the Older Meme meme is an antique now
>>34948045treadle lathes are easy to buildmachining math has been mostly solved for decades
>>34948050Do you mean accounts or just the apps?My answer is none desu
>>34948047Gay
>>34948043Just because something's old doesn't meant it itsn't true or funny. That video is neither
>>34948048King
>>34947991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQFZISanlo
>>34948056projectingthat dude pulls 10s all day every day
>>34948058It was the white woman from the app. Maybe she has a suspended license or something
>>34948045>Tool>pneumaWE ARESPIRITBOUND TOTHIS FLESH
>>34948062SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>34948061Holy shit it's bv
>>34948050Snap, insta, linkedIn, x, last fm, strava, hinge
>>34948061Possibly, or she could have gotten a ride. I've heard of people doing dashing like that, just using it as an excuse to hang out with a friend and drive around.
>>34948050Just the deleted insta that stays that way unless i make a match on random connects.
>>34948069Okay well I won't get her in trouble then
>>34947845Most women seem like they're on the verge of diarrhea at any given time so idk maybe it's just you
>>34947845I don't take too long to poop, it seems to be a boomer thing
Whenever I see a woman with a big butt I just want to bury my face in it. Logically I think it's gross and that's where poop comes from, but the ape part of my brain just can't help itself.
State genderIs a female suicide worse than a male suicide?
>>34948079MYeah. I can't fuck men so idc. But less men means more women for me
>>34948079no. A loss of a man is worse for the economy
whenever I see a cute girl wearing a tank top I just want to bury my nose in her armpit
>>34948084>lessI want to skin you alive, and everyone else that uses that.
>>34948087Cool it with the autism bro>everyone else that uses that.*Who uses that
How should you respond if your girlfriend's ex tried to start some shit with you? Like dude is still mad she moved on, but we saw each other at a party and he to me right in front of her "Ask your girl how my dick taste". She kind of pulled me away before I had a chance to say anything or respond, and really I'm getting too old for this nonsense but I wanted to throw hands. I'm just hoping my girlfriend doesn't think less of me or that I wouldn't stick up for her, because I really was maybe seconds away from deciding if motherfucker had ordered the 2 piece combo.
>>34948057its not meant to be funny, its supposed to be beautiful and bittersweet and full of love, which it is, no matter how sour you may be, it is
>>34948003Absolutely not lmfao
>>34948089Don’t start. Less vs fewer is the same egregiousness as could OF. And btw, “that” is still acceptable bc of the neutrality of the object. The same as using “it” for something that’s human. “When is it (the baby) coming?”.
Hey femanonOh, you're baking something? Well, don't mind if I-*Licks the batter straight off the spoon*Mmh, pretty good! You have a real knack for this *Sticks it back in the bowl and leaves*
>>34946595Any gender, what did I say here that was autistic?
>>34948098Why won't we discuss the neutrality of you cuz you've got neither balls nor pussy
Been constipated again
would guys want to be straight up called dad in the bedroom
>>34948106Fatshitter...
>>34948101what game
>>34948101tempoyou got stuck on a boring point that was just thrown out to keep the conversation moving and stayed with itand stayed with itand staaaaaaaaayed with itand you're still stuck on it.the normie or passing-for-normie thing is to throw out a red herring, change the subject, or neg. the orbiter thing would be to capitulate. the autist thing is to argue the point.
>>34948106Is the goal getting me to gag?
>>34948091Being baited into an altercation is what he wanted from you, not what she wanted.If anything I'd be extremely embarrassed and be worrying about my current boyfriend judging me for having associated with the dickhead like he'll think less of me because I tolerated someone like that. The less contact you have with any of her exes the better.
>>34948106no as I am batman I really don't want to be thinking about my childhood or really anything associated with dad in the bedroom
>>34948103Less vs fewer is the degradation of english grammar happening in real time. It is the ebonics of whites.
>>34948109that was not me!!! that was not me
>>34948105Eat a cue cum ber
>>34948101Which is which?
>>34948116
>>34948095it's "HAY GUISE. DO YOU MEMBER DIS? DOABARRELROLLYOULOSTTHEGAMECARDGAEMSONMOTORCYCLES *holds up spork*" bullshit
>>34948097You should still call him daddy anyways, even if he doesn’t share the same name.
>>34948121i swear :/ ! when have i ever not admitting to being me
>>34948111I thought changing subject randomly was itself considered autistic>>34948119purple is me
>>34948126You already asked this question you're not very smart
>>34948109i thought you were just insulting me i didn't know it was someone's name here lmfao
>>34948099This is only a problem if you're trying to sell it. The bacteria will burn off in the oven. You however just ate raw eggs and raw flour. Might be fine, might get e coli
>>34948130ya and i was honest then that it was me, why would i lie now
>>34948101>to clarify Nigga why do you talk like that no wonder she thinks you're autistic
>>34948101Ghost that bitch.
>>34948124No.
>>34948132*Kisses you on the lips*Now we're in it together
>>34948130>purple is meYeah you dumb as fuck and don’t know how to let a conversation flow.
>>34948105Eat a pear? Drink warm water
>>34948138That's assault
>>34948127>I thought changing subject randomly was itself considered autisticit ain't randomyou got what passes for a clearly communicated signal to change the subject to something that interests her, which you should already know or be able to mindread or else
>>34948137So when i call you baby, what are you going to call me…if we’re together?
>>34948122anon i dont know what youre talking about and i think its probably because youre like 10-20 years older than me? if there was some like big thing in your generation about it being cringe to reminisce, i never got the memo, and it's a weird and stupid sounding memo so i don't really care. lingering in the past can be nice, it's why i like rereading my old journals.
>>34948091He's an immature wanker. He just wanted to instigate you. You're a better man than him anon.
>>34948136blocked me after that>>34948135I have been told way I write English bit formal, probably due to reading so much classical works
>>34948146having nice memories is one thing, but senseless nostalgia is gay
>>34948142I know you secretly want it you've been eyeing me all day
>>34948143if person can't stay ob subject for 5 messages without getting bored, they have ADHD
>>34948149there's plenty of sense in feeling a sense of affection and loss for being a kid and plenty of sense in making a lovely piece of art about it. god, old people are so weird. do you not remember your favorite toy anymore? do you not care? has it been so long that it makes you mad?
>>34948101You're kind of doing the solid snake conversation bit.
guys should i buy a red blue or pink shirt
>>34948155what of is metla gear solid?
>>34948157I notice blue or red, not pink.
>>34948157Pink
>>34948148>ESLKys
>>34948157Pink only good on people whose nipples are brown. Ironic, I know
It makes you think huh?
>>34948091>he to me right in front of her "Ask your girl how my dick taste".>you say to her, "Hey babe, how did my dick taste in you last night?" with a smile while she drags you awayStop overreacting. Such an easy situation to overcome but instead you want to act like an idiot. Be an idiot in private (like 4chan rn), otherwise you're just a loser in his eyes and anyone standing around you with no idea what's going on. Be angry and complain to her afterwards during the ride home, then fuck her later like she's all yours and you want to make him jealous, and make sure she cums to remind yourself both she and you won. A little boy spews his anger in public without thought or shame; a rationale man stays calm and thinks to find out how to use that anger into generating something more productive or positive.
>>34948170Must be that flawed dna.
>>34948101You seem boring, people want to around something fun
>>34948154No, I find zoomer nostalgia to be hokey bullshit seeing as you guys barely let things get ten years old before becoming nostalgic over it. Most of the time you faggots invent nostalgia for things you weren't even part of. I have things I like to look back on, but I'm not going to stew in old memories for no reason. There's no reason for a twenty something to be doing that at all.
>>34948170This looks like it is from a movie but I don't the reference. I don't think I ever saw it. Was it that car movie with Brad Pitt?
>>34948170I look like Brad Pitt btw idk if that matters
>>34948167>Pink only good on people whose nipples are brown.Absolute bullshit. Pink nipples are the peak of peak. Soft mounds of pink that only crest gently with arousal is it. Have you ever even touched lips with hard brown nips? It’s like rock candy vs creamy taffy.
Men, can you say anything smart?
>>34948185Can you?
>>34948177of course you don't respect the nostalgia of young people, you don't care about the times that were dear to them because you were already old and bitter, mister scrooge. bah humbug, playing fnaf on the family laptop with your sister under the covers at night is NOTHING to be nostalgic about because its NEW!lighten up. life is better when you do. gnite.
>Sitting in restaurant>Overhear 2 zoomers at the next table talking>Hear one say "Yeah, but you're not the type of guy that girls like."Why are people like this?
>gorgeous 6'4" moid with a tall and wide torso, slutty waist>made useless by multiple limb pain due to spinal nerve compressionwomen are literally breeding men into uselessness.how can women be convinced to stop?
The big 26 and this is all you've achieved?
I'm a worhtless ugly person
>>34948185Men are the only gender who can never say anything smart but always have to be right.
>>34948170This is just the next evolution of human consciousness. Just as quickly as AI and doomscrolling and war and pandemics have come, they will soon pass as well, as technology and human invention continues to shift paradigms. Right now, people need ways to cope, and that’s ok.
>>34948186Yes.Anything smart.◕‿
>>34948105Prune juice>>34948145Idk I've also called guys babe or baby. Most often just "hey" or their name though.
>>349481906'4 isn't even the danger zone you're just a bitch
>>34948106It's gonna depend on the guy. I'm the type of guy who, if was explicitly asked to do rapeplay or degredation or choking, would easily agree to it because I know she actually likes and wants these things sexually. I personally don't use the word dad or daddy so I have less to attach to it. If she wanted to call me dad or daddy, again, since I know she wants and likes it, I'd do it. If for some reason she wanted me to call her mom or mommy, I'd rather much prefer being more dom in the bedroom, but just to mix things up I'd be a switch maybe like 30%, maybe 40% of the time max? Idk. But 24/7 having to call her mommy would start feeling more in the weird or uncomfortable territory.
>>34948179It's a Baseball movie about how teams were judging players wrong and were looking at the wrong stats.. Anyways the old guys are all scouts and they are saying stupid shit talking about how this hitter has a good swing and the ball jumps off his bat and other stupid shit, and Brad Pitt is like if he is such a good hitter, why do the stats say he sucks at hitting? Brad was cutting through the BS to the actual metrics.
>>34948189He's just saying it as it is what's your problem unc
>>34948187There's nothing lighter than looking forward to what's new, especially again looking towards old shit like a cowardAlso yeah didnt that game come out like ten years ago or whatever? let it simmer for a bit jesus christ
Why do women wear tight yoga pants and shit tot he gym when they were sweating profusely and leaving snail trails on all the equipment?
>>34948124>>34948003Kys
>>34948206they're presenting
>>34948196>Uninspired overused joke So clever
>>34948190My 6'4 brother complains about counter heights, having to buy shoes online, and has a fucked up shoulder but that one sounds like it has ehlers danlos or something. My dad is 6 feet tall my mother couldn't have predicted this until after she met his half brother.
>>34948197>Most often just "hey" or their name though.“Babe” is much better. You’ve gotta find something that you scream out naturally when i’m making you feel really good. I’d rather be “please” than “hey” or name.
>>34948206I wipe my snail trails and back sweat like a normal human.I'm not wearing a pad if I'm getting squished. My insides moisture is fine. You can wait your turn!
>>34948203Why would you say that to a friend though?
>>34948206Comfort
>>34948207>kysWhy?
>>34948209I was asking you though..
>>34948211>my mother couldn't have predicted this until after she met his half brother.Uh oh, time for a DNA test.
>>34948212Yeah no I'm gonna stick with "oh fuck don't stop" for that scenario there's zero need for pet names or any names at all during sex.
>>34948214Because that's how it is! Sometimes you gotta keep it a buck, sometimes you gotta put your hand on a nigga shoulder and say, I ain't gon hold you bruh, you beat asf
>>34948206MThis is why I built a home gym
>>34948223Can I leave snail trails on your home gym?
>>34948157depends on the pants and other clothing, also the occasion or environment
>>34948219Not possible timeline doesn't even add up. She's met the dude all of twice bc he lives in alaska. My grandfather was the same height as my dad but old and shrinking so I assume he was actually like 6'2 when he was younger.
>>34948206>>34948213I hate to ask, but what is a snail trail?
>>34948226No, you are fat and disgusting
I'm disappointed nobody posted the painting that kills you yet :(
>>34948222Why not give some constructive criticism?
>>34948235BooooSexist!
>>34948226It's not the snail trails, it's the sweat that bothers me.
another day in my worthless life is over, I think I will kill myself soon
>>34948243Are you 5'3?
>>34948242*farts on your gym equipment*
>>34948170(love this movie)Doubt most people - much less men - are going to therapy. And if they do, it only makes them realize the faults and problems in their lives. Do you think if people are going to the doctors multiple times are month are physically healthy? Do you call a plumber when the pipes are working? OPs pic is basically like some old guy saying "I don't need to get a colonoscopy" for decades then he "suddenly" gets ill and gets diagnosed with advanced colon cancer and dies a month later. Being ignorant of something's existence doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>34948221I bet you're fun in bed
>>34948245no, why?
>>34948243How soon? I wanna do it too but I think it would be cooler to do it in a different country because then people at home would speculate how I died
>>34948236
>>34948206Snack for you
>>34948252So what's the problem?
>>34948251Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
How are women like this failing at finding a relationship? Just literally go outside fucking kek! Open any dating app. How are you not single by choice?
>>34948259my life is worthless that's the problem
>>34948261she's worthless and gives all the signs of being worthless just in this
>>34948264So? You're not a utility for people to extract value from.
>>34948237Time and place man context.
>>34948234cootchie sweat left behind leaked through their undies and yoga pantsduring sex, pussy goo left behind because a woman was turned ongood god I love women
>>34948176maybe you are right, maybe I should give up
State gender, what's the most fun activity or time excluding anything blatantly sexual that you've had with a person of the opp sex you were attracted to?
>>34948254Why'd it get deleted
Women What would your reaction be to seeing a huge man in a Batman costume beat up a mentally ill suicidal man on top of a building in a dense urban city
moids do u like when girls sit on ur lap or sit right beside u?if lap, facing u or facing away?
>>34948274Bruh, just start having fun. You do fun things to be fun. It's not an interview, it's a fun conversation with a good friend you don't know yet
>>34948277We stayed up all night talking about where mythological creatures would fit on taxonomic charts. I think I loved her 2bh.
>>34948280>huge manhot...
>>34948260Don't gotta be a weather boy to know that shit never rains
>>34948281I like both but would prefer beside. Facing away on lap unless we're actively kissing or fondling each other.
Women, do you realize how hot it is when you breathe air?>>>/gif/31192860
Is it over if I forgot how to talk to people and have conversations?
>>34948294No, you can relearn. I've had to a couple times due to agoraphobia.
>>34948288post lap pics
>>34948286I was thinking he looked more like a 400 pound 6’5 black man who may or may not be autistic
>>34948281>on lap100/10>right beside youIf we're holding hands (if she's right handed then I sit on left), my arms around hers, or best if she grabs my arm and leans her head on my shoulder, I want her forever>facing __?If we're alone, probably facing me since we're probably kissing or half making out while talking, but if watching a movie or something, she can face away. Ideally we're already close and she's okay will letting me feel up her boobs and sliding my fingers down her underwear and rubbing her off a little while nibbling her neck, but it really doesn't always have to be sexual. I just want her to be comfortable and warm and happy being near me as I am around her.
>>34948280That batman could rape that suicidal guy.
>>34948299>400 pound hot>6'5 not hot>black mannopesigh nvm...
>>34948296Nobody wants to see that, gooner
>>34948293Women can't even breathe without being sexualized, this is why we need feminism.
>>34948305men can’t breathe without being sexualized either if im around>>34948304i wanna see it thats why i asked dummy
>>34947493Women really can't invent anything of their own can they
>>34948296I am not wearing pants. So nope.
>>34948261>28>Divorced after 10 years of marriage>Has kidsGee, I wonder why she's single.
>>34948294Mentally, I forget how to look into a woman's eyes if she's pretty and I'm infatuated, and need to force myself to do so casually as if my heart isn't skipping beats in the presence of her gaze.
>>34948308wow ur literally just taunting me at this pointevil !
>>34948295How?
>>34948308Haven’t you posted a dick pic before…
Women please describe your boobs and how pretty they are
>>34945491>What does /atoga/ think of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot footage?I think it was faked, but not with a full suit since you can see some muscle movement under the hair.I think it was a body builder wearing a head and chest piece, but otherwise covered in an adhesive that the hair was stuck to
>>34948312Do you have the hand pic of mine where I'm holding the Saturn controller? I posted it before I decided to use a name.
>>34948313Practice. Sometimes people watching.
I need to dirty bulk
>>34948319no im a newfag sort of
>>34948319She's only been here since April or May
>>34948323woa howd u know
>>34948277touching eating sleeping bathing together
>>34948322Oh okay. Have it as my apology.
>>34948325Because that's when I remember first seeing you, tf?
>>34948316They're like moderately sized flubbers. Whenever I jiggle them in my hands my brain makes up the aluminim sheet wobble sounds.
>>34948217Incest and pedophilic depravity.
Why are you all so fucking old. You're 30 go have a job and be in debt or whatever.
>>34948327ty tywhat other pics have u posted here?>>34948328ya but im not a name or tripfag so its not really obvious when its me or not. someone confused another femanon for me just earlier itt
>>34948327ew. gross
This stupid song crossed my radar and it unlocked a whole bunch of childhood memories of people around me calling for rivers of blood back in 2001-2004.https://youtu.be/sDkp37QkzwUGirlies,I'm remembering correctly right? This dumb song had a resurgence back when Americans were calling for Saddam's head and drown muslim terrorists in their own blood, right?
>>34948332*hands you a lolipop*
She's so perfect...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpF8F3z_O4
>>34948335>its not really obvious when its me or not...
The daddy/mommy stuff people do is so gross to me. Like you want to get fucked by/fuck your dad/mom? Freud would have a field day with you people.
>>34948335>its not really obvious when its me or not.Lol, it is. You're the only one who uses r u instead of are you>nta
>>34948338Based Latinamaxxing soldier
>>34948343i mean>someone confused another femanon for me just earlier ittso idunno>>34948345it baffles me how uncommon it is to lazy type on here, like its 4chan of all places, why are u all worrying so much abt spelling or puncuation, as long as its eligible
>>34948341Barron >:[Go to bed you tranny chaser.
>>34948335There's a banana one I remember. I don't post too many in atoga. I posted face once or twice on /soc/. Definitely not lately.
>>34948349>eligibleLmao
>>34948351when did u post on soc? i lurk those threads all the time, maybe ive seen ur face
>>34948294Nah you can pick it back up again if you start forcing yourself to interact >>34948316Like someone stuffed a couple squishy rotting oranges in tube socks and stapled them to my chest.
>>34948353what freaking ever lolu get what i meant.
>>34948344Millennials are degenerates. Thankfully gen z is swinging the pendulum back.
I think I have a nice voice sometimes under very specific circumstances with very specific microphones :)
>>34948350You're just jealous of her willowy figure.
>>34948355Sometime last August-October.
>>34948332try mewhat are your interests
>>34948356The only place I have people to interact with is online, sometimes I try to talk to people here and on discord but it's an uphill battle every time and seems to be getting worse
>>34948349>it baffles me how uncommon it is to lazy type on here, like its 4chan of all places, why are u all worrying so much abt spelling or puncuation, as long as its eligibleI can't turn it off at this point. I used to lazy type when I was younger.
>>34948362I'm not jealous. I can steal your asian fish headed gf if I wanted to.
>>34948373>I can steal*eat
>>34948363hm, any hints of what said pic looks like?
>>34948296>>34948355Why are you after BV's scraps?
>>34948338Fuck if I know. I was 9 in 2001.
You think I can beat the shit out of him? He's 6'6 I'm 5'11
>>34948375That too, freak.
>>34948377im not im just curious
>>34948367Online interaction isn't what you need. You'd get more out of saying a singular extra sentence to a cashier in person than you will trying to make friends on discord.
>>34948379He's probably already beating up your crush's pussy. Just take your lumps and move on.
>>34948376I think I posted in a rate me thread. It was just my face, idk. I think somebody compared me to Linus Torvalds, a lady said I'd look good with some grayer hair.
GenderThoughts on ass eating? Would you do it or have it done to you?
>>34948380Why are you transphobic and posting a gif of a transperson?
>>34948384Don't have one
>>34948305>Women can't even breathe without being sexualizedI hate that I agree with this sentiment and am also part of the problem.
>>34948386Toxoplasma goes brrrrrrrrrrrrBesides, her clit is literally right there, and way more sensitive.
>>34948382LiarYou collect his pics and label them separately from the others you have
>>34948390To mock you about me eating your pussy.
>>34948395well ya i can’t exactly label pics of other manons who post pics cuz they arent namefags, what would i even label the pics? all "anon"?start name or trip fagging and post some pics and i'll be all up in ur business too
>>34948305>Women can't even breathe without being sexualized, this is why we need feminismYou can't henpeck our reptile brain into submission, sorry.At least the male gaze is shifting towards AI.
>>34948398How about E*hibanon's pics?
>>34948383My problem is maintaining sustained conversation. thinking of the next thing to say or something clever quickly and whatnot. I'll agree online doesn't as much time pressure which shoots me in the foot but how would just saying one thing even if it is face to face really help
>>34948386I'd do it for her if she put in the effort to clean it out. But the clit and pussy are hot enough for me
what kind of clothes would look good on a skinny guy? deosnt matter what i wear i feel like i look like shit :(
>>34948386FIt's...fine. I could go the entire rest of my life never having it done to me again. And definitely go without doing it ever again. I'll do it but I'm not gonna enjoy it.
>>34948405Try wearing more muscle
>>34948401all im aware of his are ones of his privates from soc and i dont collect pics of private parts.
>>34948376Let me know if you find it, I'm curious too
>>34948305>>34948400Actually. I agree with her. Feminism is the solution to this because it makes women less attractive.
>>34948402Maybe stop worrying about that so much? If you don't have anything to say then what's the point in talking? Like oh no there was a minute and a half of silence while both of you were thinking of the next topic, it's fine.
Wow my bulge is insane. Round and protruding it's actually quite distracting. Women if you saw a guy in his underwear and jis crotch stuck out like he shoved a tennis ball in there how grossed out would you be.
>>34948305ya all love getting sexualized. when you'll be 40 and wrinkly and no longer desirable you would do anything to be desirable again in the eyes of men
>>34948410Well why not?
>>34948405You gotta go to the store and try stuff on if you got zero intuition. If you were lucky enough to have good enough parents to teach you, then great. Otherwise you gotta learn yourself by experience.
>>34948405Skinny men are best naked.
>>34948386f, its absolutely disgusting>>34948344agreed
>>34948413Because when I'm talking with someone I'm supposed to be talking to them. I didn't come just to smoke weed or eat pizza awkwardly in silence while they just sit there.
>>34948416i collect pics cuz i like feeling close to u guys but hardly anyone here post penis pics cuz thats weird and cuz this is a blue board so it just isnt really something i care much for in general plus i'd feel kinda like a dirty perv for having those on my laptop xd
>>34948420Gf material.
Reheated tuna pasta smells like dirty diapers.
>>34948415I wish I had a little plumbob like a sim and I could change the color depending on whether I'm intentionally trying to be sexualized vs just existing and if a man hits on me when it's the wrong color he would get a ticket and have to do 2 hours of community service.
>>34948423How could you feel closer than having somebody's private parts saved? Like, it's in the name, "private" parts
>>34948393Lesbianism is the male gaze internalized after all
Am I rotten? I suppose.
>>34948421>awkwardly in silence Not all silence is awkward. Become comfortable with those pauses while you're thinking. If you're just scrambling to say SOMETHING you're gonna fuck up a lot more.
>>34948428cuz its dirty and sexualif it were up to me, i'd want to see every atoga moid's face rather than their nude body or penis
>>34948428Name on, exh*b
>>34948317>>What does /atoga/ think of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot footage?>I think it was faked, but not with a full suit since you can see some muscle movement under the hair.>I think it was a body builder wearing a head and chest piece, but otherwise covered in an adhesive that the hair was stuck toPatty had some tig ol' bitties tho frfr
>>34948433you'd be sorely disappointed
>>34948433I think it's sweet and sensual, they chose to make themselves really vulnerable to you>>34948434No
>>34948433I wish you could 2bh, then you'd never come back
>>34948436>>34948438im immune to insecure moid blabber, >>34948437i mean i guess for most ppl ya, but i still feel the way i feelface>penis
>>34948438If she saw Ohio's actual looks, she'd lose interest instantly and it'd be fucking hilarious.
has anyone here met an atoga moid/foid IRL?
>>34948393>Women can't even breathe without being sexualizedI'm kinda jealous of the misandry fetish anons, they've got the cheat code
>>34948441>has anyone here met an atoga moid/foid IRL?I've fucked a few femanons
>>34948439Why are you allowed to be unbearably ugly but not us
Women, if you were dating a guy and found out he posted here would you dump him? What would be your reaction?
>>34948440ive literally already found his pic and saved it lol>>34948446cuz men are god's gift to the world and shouldnt be treated badly even by themselves
I feel like the post-9/11 bloodlust rubbed off on me and altered my career trajectory.
>>34948448I was gonna ask why you’d do that, then I remembered you literally have a fat ugly bastard fetish. You do you!
>>34948432>Not all silence is awkwardI don't even know what this means or feels like, it's never not felt awkward. All extended pauses mean is that you've run out of shit to say or you have no thoughts on what they said >Woah yeah man that's pretty cool that's crazy >Yeah>... I don't scramble I just say nothing because I can't find something
>>34948447I would be concerned but I would have already vetted him for shitty opinions so I probably wouldn't dump him. I wouldn't tell him I come here.
>>34948445really? are they hot?
>>34948448>men are god's gift to the worldThey really aren't
>>34948455Yeah, just one night stands though. One was definitely hot.
>>34948452whered u come to that conclusion? i dont have a fat ugly bastard fetish, all the fat dudes ive posted on here have been conventionally handsome face wise. not my fault some of u think fat = ugly.>>34948456insecure moid blabber..
>>34948456Dainty, manicured hands typed this post.
>>34948458You saved Ohio’s pic, tell me which of those adjectives doesn’t apply
>>34948461imnot going to entertain a bully
>>34948462In other words, I fuckin nailed it
>>34947377figuring out the range and if you flinch so I know how the real thing is going to go when the dinner is cold after a 12 hours shift
>>34948458Pretty patronizing of you to minimize men's problems like that
>>34948453People will like you a lot more if you can train yourself not to feel awkward about it. Be chill. Chill people don't get nervous during extended silences where nothing is actually wrong.
>>34948457damn ur lucky af. i didnt know we had hot femanons here
>>34948463no its just weird to nit pick someone's face without their consent >>34948465fine, feel insecure abt yourself then, but dont share that to other men
>>34947377>why do guys do that shadow boxing thing to girls?We do? I've never seen this.
>>34948469But saving them for your own pleasure is fine? Ok
>>34948468Not as many as we used to, but there's a couple that are.
Women do you think babies are cute or kinda ugly
>>34948474Both
>>34948469NTAWhat would you rate him?
>>34948454>but I would have already vetted him for shitty opinionsMen can pretend to be leftist
>>34948469Just say some men are ugly>but dont share that to other menBecause they might not lie to my face like you?
Do you prefer primarily gear based progression or stat based progression in your RPGs?
Genderdo you still create scenarios in your head like you did when you were a child?
>>34948476not fat/10 lol>>34948478ya men who are being bullies like u are ugly (on the inside) sure,
>>34948479Examples of each?
>>34948479Gear. I like loot.
State genderDo you think your spouse strangling your three kids to death is reasonable grounds for divorce?
>>34948482>not fat/10 lolDisappointing
>>34948467>Be chillOnly way I can be chill is if I don't give a fuck lol, if I actually care about being their friend or impressing them then I'm gonna care that I can't be interesting or entertaining >where nothing is actually wrongBut something is wrong
>>34948481Who's Lisa?
>>34948481MYeah
>>34948485You left out the bit where her cohost admits to letting a cannibal walk when she was a juror because he fed some of his victim's meat to the "unhoused" (homeless).
>>34948482>on the insideMean people are usually ugly
>>34948481MNot the same way no, I used to think up stories that combined elements from everything I liked, and autistic crossover storiesNow I just think of like, what a trading card game based on this thing would be like
>>34948495I'm against women's rights now. I've been convinced. I don't believe women should be allowed to serve on juries or vote. Just an unmitigated disaster. We need to roll feminism back entirely. Women will be mad at first but they'll be happier in the long run.
Is my cousin's baby retarded? She has her in this sort of soft helmet and pans over everything with this blank wide eyed stare and her gob wide open.
>>34948477Most of them aren't that great at lying. They'll say the right thing when directly asked but show what they actually think with offhand comments when they're not on guard. >>34948481FNot nearly as much as I used to but yeah >>34948488You're not paid entertainment you're just another person. Being worried about impressing someone or making sure they like you usually makes you less appealing. Not giving a fuck and presenting yourself authentically is the only way to go. If they don't like what you're selling that's that. You want people to like you for who you are, if they don't like the chill version they weren't going to like the socially anxious version either.
>>34948498this is going to require camps.likeI'm just laying out the factsits messy
>>34948495>You left out the bit where her cohost admits to letting a cannibal walk when she was a juror because he fed some of his victim's meat to the "unhoused" (homeless).Why do women empathize more with troubled perpetrators than innocent victims?
>>34948441no but I've had sex with guys from other boards>>34948447only if he names/trips
>>34948439What about vocas?
>>34948506no i dont like vocas too much, they make me sad
>>34948447As a guy, it's a massive greenflag that someone is active on 4chan. they're likely to be less performative, have a good heart, probably too awkward/neurodivergent to ever cheat on you
>no but I've had sex with guys from other boardsNTAWhy did simply reading this give me a boner?
>>34948507Why??
>>34948510idk :[
>>34948502The point of conversation is to entertain each other though. If I don't give a fuck that means I don't give a fuck, I don't care about this person or being their friend, if I don't talk to them it means I don't want to talk to them. If I don't try to sell anything I'll have nothing to sell, if I try to be "authentic" and don't give a fuck or talk to anyone who'd wanna buy that? That's my current problem
>>34948512Our voices are deeper than yours?
>>34948512Like can you articulate it at all?
>>34948515funny
>>34948509Cuck mentality, why does the thought of some chad plapping a girl you're talking to turn you on?
>>34948517I wasn't making fun
>>34948516it reminds me too much of irl interaction or rather the lack of them i have with men and pulls me the nice feeling this place gives since i consider u all my friendsthat and im insecure of my own voice and another reason i wont disclose >>34948519oh, sorry,
>>34948508>have a good heartHahahahaha
>>34948509NTR kinkYou as a user of /atoga/ are exempt from access to this particular slut
>>34948499No, your cousin wants her baby to have an average normal size head shape. Baby's do that usually making weird faces.
>>34948516The tranny drugs ruined her voice and now she has a grating yet squeaky ftm voice
>>34948526:/ its not that bad my voice was annoying even before
>>34948528wtfAnd here I was almost getting a boner from your posts. Now I feel unclean
>>34948528Post it
>>34948447That's my poster-in-law. Our relationship is forbidden.
I'm kind of like Superman but only the raging siml part of him
>>34948514>The point of conversation is to entertain each other If I want to be entertained I'll watch something or engage in a hobby. You talk to other people to connect, find out information or things about them, compare opinions on things. You're treating yourself too much like a product but not expecting that same energy from your conversation partner. Just exist.
>>34948531why does text on a screen give u a bonerdont worry i'll bring it back(o )( o)>>34948532its just a tranny voice, nothng unique
>>34948505Just /soc/ or others?
>>34948520You shouldn’t be insecure, you could end up getting a date out of this place you know?
>>34948531>>34948541Hell yeahBoob wave(@)(@)
>>34948541Because you relentlessly thirst over men
>>34948544are u taunting me
>>34948547No?
>>34948540>If I want to be entertained I'll watch something or engage in a hobbyIf you're a completely solitary person yeah, which most people aren't. Having fun is part of talking to someone you like>but not expecting that same energy from your conversation partnerWhy not? It's just that they don't have to put as much effort into it, most people try to put their best foot forward and impress you if you matter to them>Just existAnd that's what I do, here I am just existing and it's getting me nowhere
>>34948542yeah just /SOC/ but I'd be open to other boards as unlikely as it is
If I think about my gf too much will I telepathically give her the ick?
>>34948550i dont really believe u
>>34948555Yes
>>34948553>but I'd be open to other boards as unlikely as it isWhat about /gif/ or /sci/?
>>34948551What I mean is I don't talk to people with the expectation that they'll entertain me. Talk to someone because you want to talk to them in particular not because you're bored.I feel like you're not understanding that calming the fuck down and only saying things that add value to the conversation is putting your best foot forward. A response being quick has nothing to do with it's quality. You shouldn't have to try to impress your friends, they should just like you.
>>34948556Didn’t you just look up the face pic of somebody who got a date off of here? Granted it was BV, but y’know
>>34948558Bro just ask for her discord already jfc
The 80s and early 90s was a golden age for hot black women if you ask me.
>>34948555This is why I don't masturbate to female friends
>>34948560i already dated someone on here it didnt last at all idk why ur bringing it up :(
>>34948566Bad luck, try again
>>34948561I'm not tryna smash. It would just be funny if a /sci/ autist got some femanon pussy
>>34948567i dont want to try again
>>34948505>no but I've had sex with guys from other boardshow does this even happen?
>>34948569Oh……….. :(
>>34948571not unless its with him again but im like 99% sure he hates me lol
>>34948570NTA...Please keep your cuck fetish to yourself.
>>34948572NTA Did you lie about being trans?
>>34948572There is at least one other anon that likes you, so that’s unfortunate
>>34948574no he knewhave u ever dated a femanon on here?
