QOTT: What's the best first date?Previous: >>34983851
First for rescinding all of my previous firsts for >her
I have smoked that good shit
GenderWhat's your favorite anime couple of all time?
Both genders: what keeps you going every day?
>>34987497Lelouch and CCGod, what a perfect couplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-HYZ9HgtwY
>>34987495BASED
>>34987493All the good first dates I've been on were nature walks.
>>34987498I wake up. Guess that means I have to survive another day.
What's his problem?
>>34987499Their last scene in movie 4 was really nice.
>>34987499Ugly art style
>>34987504it literally doesn't though
>>34987493All I really was seeing the sunlight streaming through the ends of his golden hair >>34987497Ichigo and Orihime
Often occurrence: I’ll be having a good day with my girlfriend, and she’ll suddenly start to look upset. I’ll ask her why, and she’ll answer that she’s thinking about something I said months or a year ago that’s making her sad. I’ll ask her what it is, and she’ll just say a complete misinterpretation of what was said. It kind of astounds me. Why do this? Once I clarify it, she says she feels better, but why feel the need to bring up the past and be pissed off when we’re having a happy day?
Danger! The psychopathic thinkers have arrived.
>>34987505Idk what he's done since From announced Duskbloods, but I think he's drunk on financial success. Elden Ring sucked but was a very, very lucrative and palatable product. Haven't played the DLC or Nightrein.
Plap
>>34987511Is this a Wu-Tang reference?
>>34987499Good taste, anon.
>>34987508It's as good a reason as any other
Why are there 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch?
f*ids...
>>34987499Hell yeah.
>>34987518Because I had to go home. There was 19
Men, are you aware that not letting your girlfriend hold your penis while you pee is domestic abuse?
>>34987515It's a Kyle Gordon referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vRZRZVDlqU
>>34987518You tell me anon, you tell me.
I wrote your name in white emulsion
Femanons, do you think you would have it in you to sadistically torture a man to death? He's a random person, you don't know anything about him, you will get paid to do it.
>>34987522The cowboys are even getting fucked in their sleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24v3C37JLwA
>>34987524I would let my girlfriend hold my penis while I pee, problem is I don't have a girlfriend
>>34987512>Elden Ring suckedI disagree, Elden Ring was the first open world game I actually enjoyed after being so deeply disappointed by Breath of the Wild
>>34987495BasedIt was only your turn
You've got skin like porcelain.
>>34987530No, my misandry is purely verbal.
>>34987527Because Ram Ranch? It rocks. Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks.
>>34987524Well every time she does she keeps whipping it around getting the pee everywhere. She has to get better aim first. I can't keep cleaning up pee all over my floor
>>34987354I meant while texting you penis!
>>34987510In your head just say woman moment
New pandemic just dropped, 2nd dead russian lass confirmed as more cases of the plague spread, We're so fucked
>>34987530No I'm not good with blood that isn't supposed to be coming out, period blood is fine.
>>34987542Please do not text me penis.
>>34987545>2 weeks of not having to go outsidefuck yes
>>34987545Nothing burger
>>34987510Maybe she wants the clarification
>>34987510Just stop asking.
>>34987533This just goes to show how subjective taste is, because while I also generally despise open-world game design, I somehow loved Breath of the Wild and its DLC.I hated Tears of the Kingdom, though. I didn't finish it and was insulted that Nintendo sold me what was essentially a re-run of a game I enjoyed. I was expecting a Majora's Mask to BotW's OoT and was very disappointed in that regard.Elden Ring felt like From really phoning it in and playing the hits in my eyes, and that just left a bad taste in my mouth. I'm eager to play anything other than souls-esque stuff from them at this point (I loved AC6 to death and will play anything else Yamamura directs), but I might still play Duskbloods since I liked Bloodborne a lot.
>>34987551I wish she’d just wait until a less active time then.
What do you bring to the table, femanon?
>>34987553No shit just treat her like a child or a dog. Don’t indulge or engage with poor behavior.
>>34987545Do we get pandemic money again? I miss those treasury checks in the mail.
Women, would it make you laugh if I jokingly told you that I sometimes refer to sex as "assault with a deadly weapon"?
>>34987555Strawberry pie.
>>34987544No
Double A batteries are selling out. Stockpile now while you still can. Rice and beans and powdered milk and bullets.
To the LGBTQ+ members of /atoga/, why is your community upset about the Malfoid meme? I know you hate Rowling, but this seems more specific than general?
>>34987565The fuck am I gonna do with a bunch of AA batteries?
>>34987563Shame
>>34987566Not LGBTQ, but it feels pretty creatively bankrupt even for coomers. Oddly manufactured vibe, and posts like this are embarrassing.
>>34987565Because of the plague?
>>34987566MI can reply to this because I like the asian femboy thread on /gif/It should've been femsnape.
>KILL ALL MEN (except for my boyfriend) button sits in front of youFemanon, what do?
>>34987573No, the micronova.
>>34987552I used to love Elden Ring, I have 400 hours in it. But something turned me off from it, I don't know why, and I can't even play it anymore. I'm just sick of these dead gay worlds where everyone dies the end. The DLC really sucked balls in that regard, and it kinda sucked generally.I don't know, I feel like I've been becoming an emotional sentimental faggot lately.
>>34987575These femanons are larpers
>>34987572None of this means anything. Word salad
>>34987577I agree that while I like the combat and the bosses, I feel like the longer I stay in these Souls/Elden Ring worlds the less I want to be in them
>>34987547no!! I was calling you, a penis!
Don't fuck with Pisces man?
>>34987566I haven't seen anything about it anywhere other than here >>34987575Leave?
>>34987575No! My brother is a man.
I hate moids and their waifu in real laifu bullshit
every time I see anything AI generated I get a strange metalic/electric smell I don't know how to describe it, but it's uncomfortable
>>34987555A woman that knows her worth would simply walk away instead of answering that.
>>34987590>have no answer>walks out>claims victory>profit?
>>34987589Based synth
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY SELL ME
genderhow does it feel to know award shows have been rigged since the dawn of time?
what did atoga anons and femanons have to eat today and what would you rate it 0-10?
>>34987588>I hate moidsWe know.>waifu in real laifu bullshitAren't you some Werewolf's ride or die?Why call the kettle black?
>>34987510typical woman shit
>>34987569Put them in your pee hole
>>34987592no I'm human!!
>>34987597gay nmoid die
>>34987597Games were only good when they made them for kids because games are for kids. Now the target demographic has long since grown up and we wonder why all the games are shit and nobody likes them.
>>34987597man the prince of persia trilogy on ps2 was so good
>>34987597We had it so good, millennial bros.
>>34987597FIt's one of those things you learn as you move from childhood to adulthood.
My perfect gf would be an almost underweight 34 year old autistic sorta bisexual with sagging boobs and a dyke ass haircut and tons of piercings.
>>34987598Cereal 4/10Hotdog 6/10Pussy 10/10Grilled cheese 5/10
>>34987609So kamikaze shortbus?
>>34987610how does a hot dog only get 6
>>34987598I had a onigiri salmon wrap today. I'd rate it a 5/10 because it wasn't fresh. However, what can you expect from airport food? Should have just gotten the sushi rolls.
Holy shit why would anyone ever date a Leo? They are ruthless! Fuck all Leos!
>>34987524Doing that outside of marriage is degenerate
>>34987613I was out of mustard
stupid fucking moids
men how do u feel abt side moobs i mean boobs
>>34987619s-sorry
>>34987598cereal barfrozen pot pieice creamnot very good desu
>>34987620it's hot until I get distracted by her armpit
>>34987577Elden Ring was like the Skyrim of FromSoft. Not as much in terms of how it plays compared to previous games, but in popularity and more mass appeal. Elden Ring was for mass appeal, but FromSoft version.
>>34987622no way i almost had a cereal bar too today >>34987614pilot anon o7 >>34987623being an armpit fetishist must suck cuz u can’t maneuver any sort of situation where youd 'accidentally' get to touch her armpits and pretend u didnt mean to
>>34987524>Men, are you aware that not letting your girlfriend hold your penis while you pee is domestic abuse?Why is this important to foids? Do they/you want to feel the urethra pipe swell up?
>>34987597FUnsurprising >>34987598A honeybun and a bunch of peanut butter 2/10>>34987609Go awayAlso it's like 12 peircings my normie sister has more than me
>>34987620>moobsNot gay so I don't care. Just don't go walking around showing them off and it's all good.>BoobsGod's greatest gift to mankind. I personally have never seen something so beautiful before. I don't care what they look like I love them. From the smallest to the largest. They all deserve love
>>34987627We are jealous of your ability to write your name in the snow with your piss and want to vicariously feel that power
>>34987597Vice City came out in 2002.
Foids, why don't you just find Aquarius? Aquarius will literally never cheat according to all the expert Astrologers.
>>34987629if u love boobs so much why not grow some of ur own to have 24/7
/atoga/ women of colorHow do you feel about a quirked up white boy?
how many calories per day do i need if i just sit at a desk and stare at a screen all the time?
>>34987626>pilot anonI mean I'm just a traveller. Just got back from my vacation. I needed to eat before I got on the plane. Which reminds me I also had some goldfish. Those were subpar but I blame that on the altitude. 3/10
>>34987635Google tdee calculator
>>34987633I do.I play with them everynight
>>34987628>A honeybun and a bunch of peanut butterDid you just wake up?
>>34987640She's in the clink.
>>34987630Tfw never seen snow
>>34987631>Released October 29 2002It didn't meet the GotY cutoff
>>34987644then why did San Andreas in 2004? San Andreas also came out in late October and was included in the VGA for that year on SpikeTV. I watched it.
>>34987628I would rather drink myself to death than date you but picking on you is fun >12 peircingsThat is a lot I bet you jangle like a keyring. Are your lady bits pierced too
TIL Im the same shoe size as eva braun
>>34987637>1951 calories per daybullshiti used to walk to work which burned like 300 calories, but i don't even do that anymore. there's no way sitting at a desk all day burns nearly 2000 calories.
>>349876408 hours ago yeah>>34987643Be grateful it kinda sucks. It's pretty if you don't have to go anywhere or do anything but fucking sucks if you have any responsibilities that don't care that the roads are shit and it's 20 degrees out.
>>34987626>being an armpit fetishist must suck cuz u can’t maneuver any sort of situation where youd 'accidentally' get to touch her armpits and pretend u didnt mean toWe can't do this with tits or asses either. Plus we're not all jeet tier sex pests
>>34987497Me and husbandoLegit probably Ed x Winry
Who is your wikifeet doppelganger?
>>34987654Eat more, femanon
>>34987651None of them touch. The zipper on my fanny pack is the jingling you're hearing.
>>34987561No, it would make me make the 'ew' cringe grimace.
>>34987648why are you asking me I was 13, I couldn't control what SpikeTV did in 2004 they probably changed the rules so they could get it in
>>34987632Wow, I'm an Aquarius, I was expecting him to say something like AQUARIUS WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB THE MOMENT IT DETECTS FALSEHOODS
>>34987659No!
>>34987569Boot up your GBC
>>34987657her arm is falling asleep in that position
>>34987664Aquarius doesn't like drama and chaos. Why would they do that?
>>34987632Aries always break my heart the worst.
>>34987660>None of them touch. Like your dates >fanny packThat makes your mental image so much funnier you have no idea
>>34987598Coq au vin blanc7/10, I can do better>>34987497<<<
Ladies should I buy .375 H&H or .416 Rigby? I really can’t decide.
Women, would you date a pale white skinny fucking chud loser?
>>34987678Got the loudest shit ever rolled
>>34987632Only ever seen an aquarius cheat in the worst way.
men, is it a green or red flag if a gf is very eager to get married? not for wedding but to take his last name and the status of marriage.
>>34987497M. Rock and Revy. Angry Asian gun waifu when?
>>34987680No because I don't want to deal with a whiny loser who can't watch a movie without bitching about how everything he doesn't like is Jewish propaganda.
>>34987679>Rigby
>>34987684Red flag. You bitches didn’t want me when I was broke you can’t have me now that I’m not.
>>34987666I don't have one of those and the flashlight takes Cs. My headlamp is rechargeable. >>34987676You know I'm an autistic white woman why would you not assume I use a fanny pack instead of a purse and have multiple in different shades of the same color for seasonal use?
>>34987598scrambled eggs in the morning and a cinnamon roll
>>34987679Mahnigga what on earth do you need obscure big bore cartridges for, are you hunting water buffalo
>>34987680Chuds are low IQ reactionaries. I prefer smart guys.
>>34987687>It will take an actual elephant gun to bring down BVPUT DOWN THE FORK
>>34987598Bagel with creamcheese 5/10Corndog 5/10
girls, if a boy wrote you poetry would you think its cute or a little weird or dangerously creepy
>>34987692I just watched a video on firearm self defense statistics and I want to fuck with someone’s data set in a big way.
>>34987696Cute and weird. Dreamy if its good.
>>34987694Why do you need the bullet to blow through my booty cheek?
foids, would you be flattered if I wrote poetry about the scent of your armpits? or your armpits in general?
Femanons, how well-versed are you in Taoist alchemy?
>>34987699Because artillery and destructive devices require too much licensing.
>>34987696I've had two boys write me poetry and they were both autistic.
>>34987696Poetry makes me uncomfortable.It's not necessarily creepy but in most situations it's going to feel like receiving macaroni art from a kindergartener. Like I appreciate the thought and am going to praise it but it's kind of terrible.
Foids, who fucking told you that Libras are empaths?
can he make me pottery instead
Since we're talking about Astrology, I'm a Taurus, is that a good or bad thing?
>>34987684That is a green flag.I want to get into a relationship with a woman for the express purpose of marriage. Also how quickly would my hypothetical gf want to get married?
>>34987682Yeah that's fucking bullshit. It must have been a female Aquarius!
Men and women.Would you entertain a relationship with a person who uses plausible deniablity, and "don't you trust me?" to do whatever they please in a relationship? I.e. going to the club regularly and exchanging contact info with their target gender?
Women owe me reparations.
>>34987690I didn't think you were that autistic but you just keep shattering my expectations. Now I get the feeling that you're weird about socks and wearing sweaters in the summer
>>34987708within a year of dating, less if u two were friends/knew each other bfore hand
>>34987710MNo. That happens exactly once before I dump a woman. I am too old for any of that shit.
>>34987696As a moid, I would never write poetry for a woman (it would be like >>34987704 macaroni art) but recommending good poetry went well for me once.A LOT of poetry is really gay though, you really can't make it your thing.
>>34987684Red flag. It's gold-digger behavior and a sign of impulsivity.
>>34987702That didn't answer my fucking question, you nerd.
>>34987710I don't really care dude I just want pussy
If you arr an incel remember you chad era might come later
>>34987716some men be like>im scared of gold diggersthen have 25 bucks in their accountlike -_-
>>34987719Since when was he ever not a chad
>>34987713Is she also excited for the actual wedding day?Your initial post made it seem like she wasn't as excited for that. Does she just want a courthouse wedding?
>>34987597Those are actually good games though.
>>34987719Is that mfing Clancy brown
>>34987722she does not care for dressing up or social events or family events or parties or makeupso probably not
>>34987710FI mean, if I don't trust him enough to trust that excuse the relationship is dead anyway.
>>34987710MIt's a spectrum. There's normal shit that would bother a jealous man, like having male friends, to stuff that there's no reasonable explanation for.The bank trusts me but that doesn't mean I can walk in wearing a ski mask.
>>34987712I don't really wear sweaters period.
>>34987709No, it was a male.
>>34987720>status of marriageYou told on yourself. There is no status in being married to a broke guy with 25 dollars.
>>34987684Cute green flag if it comes at an appropriate time.Red flag if she does that a couple dates in.
>>34987719There is no later chad era, you expire at 29.
We have 5 fucking retrograde planets right now! This shit is crazy!
>>34987696You must understand that the average person is a neanderthal with zero artistic inclination or appreciation. Don't fall for the women are more artistic meme
>>34987704>Be me>Early 20s club/bar hopping phase>Go out with my goober theater friend that was just in the group because he went to high school with another dude and normie friends>Come on bros I heard this one club has tons of chicks>Whatever nerd>Fucking ghost town>Big ass tent and fake indoor beach aesthetic complete with sand>I have fucking sand in my socks>Two women in the entire place that aren’t obviously with their husbands sitting at the bar with their backs turned>Come on anon let’s go talk to them>Dude no>Come on bro don’t leave me hanging>God damn it>Go up to women>They both in their late 40s>Both were probably hot once but that was a long time ago>Fuck my life>Offer to buy them drinks>No thanks we’re okay>Introduces himself>They didnt ask>They don’t introduce themselves>Fuck this is awkward>Nigga starts reciting Shakespeare>Nigga noooooo>Cant even look>I want to die>They aren’t saying anything>He keeps going>Oh thank you that’s nice>So can I buy you a drink?>Were good honey thank you>He starts again>Grab this faggot by the arm and drag him away>What the fuck bro you’re being such a cockblockI have never hated a human more intensely than that autistic faggot right there and then.
>>34987732by status i meant literal.liike being a wife and having a husband and having our bond legally recognized
>>34987710M. If she’s going to the club in her thirties I’m already out.
>>34987737Wow lmfao
>>34987740Who goes to a club on a regular basis if they’re in a relationship, regardless of age?Nasty hoes, that’s who
I want to go to the moon :c
>>34987726So basically what you are saying is she is a parade of green flags.A unicorn if you will. Unfortunately I don't believe in those. So I'd have to disqualify this hypothetical
>>34987741I did everything in my power to black out and forget that ever happened but the whiskey failed me that night
>>34987743whats stopping u>>34987744dont worry, shes got a ton of other red flags to even things out,
>>34987734Cope
>>34987739>our bond legally recognizedWhy is that important?
>>34987743I'll bring it to you.
>>34987750many reasons
>>34987750NTA but stop being dense, google it if it's so important to you.
>>34987744>So basically what you are saying is she is a parade of green flagsWhy is it that I only see abject losers saying these kinds of women are ideal gfs
>>34987737I had a guy offer to buy me a minivan once but none have ever quoted Shakespeare at me that's unhinged. Very theater kid coded to think he can impress random strangers with his "talent" my little sister had a friend like that that my mom and I HATED.
>>34987742Nta, but some people like just like dancing in that environment, but it lends well for shady shit to happen.
>>34987748What are these red flags?
>>34987755Bit of a rhetorical question
>>34987734You're joking BV some of them have barely ripened at that point
>>34987758lets get married then u can find out :D
>>34987743You can’t see the moon now but it will be full again in two weeks. Don’t worry anon.
>>34987753>>34987754It was rhetorical. We already know she just wants access to his bank account and assets. Pro tip: Next time say it's your religious calling or whatever, it's working for a lot of these post-wall tradthots out here.
>>34987749https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11026002/Laugh all you want, you're used up.
Anons yesterday I found this spooky leaf on my walk. Is this a bad omen?
So the answer is never share my poetry or songs or whatever other artworks with anyone ever for any reason
The only ghosts I’ve seen firsthand irl were cats.
Foids, what the fuck is wrong with her birth chart? Fucking explain this bullshit to me!
>>34987768If they suck, don't use them as a pick up line, should be obvious.
>>34987727Every time I have trusted, it has bitten me in the ass. That's why I ask.
>>34987762Oh great I'm going to wake up with you holding a knife over my head asking me who that girl on my phone is (my sister), arent I?
>>34987766I want to grab you by the throat and pull you in for a wet sloppy kiss. Imagine that.
>>34987679>>34987687Rigby, Idaho?
>>34987768No, just don’t use them as some sort of awkward romantic gesture towards someone you barely know. Don’t lead in with performative artistry.
>>34987748>whats stopping ugravity :c>>34987751like in majora's mask? >>34987763can't wait, love looking at the moon, it's so pretty
>>34987770How should I know I have to Google this shit just like you do
>>34987756Another time we had girls in our room and we purposely didn’t invite him because he was vagina repellent. He tried to force his way in and I drop kicked him the fuck out with a running jump off my bed. Busted my ass but everyone laughed so it was recoverable. He ended up marrying a very fat woman that was into country music after telling her he grew up on a ranch. He started wearing cowboy hats and boots. He was from Buffalo.
>>34987766Yeah you're gonna die because it posted facing right
>>34987773ofc not, husband is always allowed other female connections if said female is of blood relation
>>34987775Just a lil jokê
>>34987777Anons never seen "It's a Wonderful Life"Grim
>>34987779What a specimen. I’m glad you drop-kicked him.
>>34987770That's a lot of fucking Scorpio. I'm a dude, and I don't believe in this shit, but if I saw that I might be out.
>>34987768I don't mind if he wants to share his song lyrics or whatever just don't add the pressure of it being a gift for me or expect me to say anything worthwhile about it. I know how to politely critique visual art but it's harder with written work.
>>34987665Yes. I want you to be healthy.
>>34987779I'd give you a shit that never happened award but I'm all out
>>34987768Just find someone who shares the same taste
Marriage is a completely moronic useless institution in a secular system where no fault divorce at anytime exists and there is zero punishment for adultery. >but muh tax reductionsFuck off
>>34987790Marriage is cute and wholesome. https://voca.ro/1hWZnFxvfVUH
>>34987673>Using space racism against the foidsDangerously based
>>34987781Great thanks for letting me know.If I ever need to cheat on you I just have to give her a blood transfusion and tell you she's blood related (not technically a lie).How often am I waking up with you going through my phone?If it is more than once a month we are going to have issues.
>>34987788I fucking wish. He drove a busted blue Jeep Wrangler he named Saphira.
>>34987790Secular people like marriage for the same reason I do, more or less. It’s a traditional human custom you goofy internet autist
>>34987791TRANNY ALERT TRANNY ALERT
>>34987770Whatever happened to just looking at when someone was born and what sign they are? When did all this planets rising and houses and suns and moons crap start?
>>34987783I've been meaning to watch that and other classic films
>>34987779Sounds like he deserved it t b h >from Buffalo Which one though? It changes how funny that is. If it's my fist assumption (NY) that is very funny. Did you lasso the waterfall buddy? What a goober.
>>34987793i dont think id ever secretly look thru a guy's phonei'd be more focused on his laptop or pc, itd be more abt seeing what he’s up to and not seeing if he’s cheating
>>34987796Sounds like a normal woman to me
>>34987795>It’s a traditional human customAppeal to tradition. Also society was religious back then, didn't have no fault divorce, and adultery was punishable by death.
>>34987798Every December I try to go through Christmas movies on the weekends.Always a fun time with my family. We also make cookies and decorate ornaments for our tree.
>>34987787Well this is america I don't have to do what YOU want
>>34987802Ywnbaw
ive never creampied a girl even though i've had more than one tell me it was okay.imagine if you had a child in today's world *shudders*
>>34987806Youre schizophrenic
>>34987807That's my evil plan
>>34987774I would but I my visual imagination is broken. When I close my eyes I can’t create a picture in my head. It’s strange because I can dream in full color, but not while I am awake.>>34987769Story time?
>>34987796If you think SHE sounds trans I don't even want to know what you'd think of my voice
>>34987811Post it
>>34987669She's just hugging him anon, stop being autistic
>>34987812Absolutely not
>>34987598MGround beef, rice, and shishito peppers for lunch9/10 something about this dish fed not only my body but my soul tooCaesar salad and left over Al pastor for dinner7/10
>>34987720Those guys literally have the most to lose. Marriage is based on wealth built after marriage. You fast-track a marriage at like 22 with a broke dude and he's the main breadwinner then any success he has is also tied to you. This gives you unfair leverage over him, you can completely change as a person and divorce rape him whenever.
>>34987799Yes it’s NY. Nigga wouldn’t shut up about how Doug Flutie was the pound for pound QB goat and wings.
>>34987810>Story time?Sure, I’ll try to keep it short.First was one of my mom’s cats that was run over when I was a kid. The other cat missed his friend and was too depressed to eat or move after he realized she was dead. After a couple nights of that, I awoke to the sound of him running through the house, and I saw him chasing a black blob the size of our late cat. He was back to his old self the next day.The second was my own cat who was run over when I was in my twenties. I buried her in my yard, and I was beside myself with grief when I went back inside. I looked out the window and could see a cat-shaped shadow sitting on her grave. It blinked at me before it left.
>>34987814Pussy
>>34987801What do you think you'd find on his pc?I don't think I've ever seriously looked through a partner's stuff like that.I guess I've never really thought it was necessary.
>>34987814NtaPlease
>>34987684NAM but it depends on the girl. Some honestly dream of being a wife and genuinely want the experience of being a partner. Many are just worried about their ticking clock, or want a house or other material comforts, or the social flex that comes with being married. Can't really make a blanket statement you have to use your judgement.
>>34987684It's cute if she's eager, but not if she's pressuring me because she doesn't know/care that rushed marriages are way less stable.
>>34987657yellow fever moids will look at Winry and be like "nah May Chang is hotter" lmao
>>34987817Ok then yeah that's hilarious. Wow I fucking hate this guy.
>>34987681w0t
>>34987796https://voca.ro/1lSv89Kfy60C
>>34987820any weird kinks he's into i guess or just even sfw stuff too, itd be cool to just see what he does on a typical day on his pc
>>34987824Why you gotta mention the child when lan fan is right there
>>34987707It doesn't mean anything. It's all arbitrary.
>>34987824It's a ching chong cartoon they all look the same
>>34987827https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>34987707I’m afraid you have AIDS.
>>34987829mb I mixed them up because I legit haven't watched the series since it originally aired
>>34987832https://voca.ro/1gglUoxIntP2
>>34987824Never seen the show, but I'm pretty sure yellow fever men are primarily attracted to the personality of Asian women, not the appearance. This is mostly because Western women are insufferable dogshit people.
I hate the smell of men products like shampoo or soap or anything, it smells like uh well men
>>34987837are you a guy? or a lesbian?
>>34987837Sorry bro I'll up my cigarette intake for you
>>34987836so you're saying the perfect woman is a white girl adopted by Japanese parents?
>>34987840Jesus I knew melody marks was popular but I didn’t think she was number 1
>>34987824Arakawa is 1488 redpilled, Al has yellow fever but they don't miscegenate with little mutt kids. Meanwhile EdWin have 5+ little aryans to carry on the bloodline.>>34987829Lan fan has no personality
>>34987839I wish I didnt like the smell of cigarettes on a man but I have daddy issues
>>34987818Poor little guys. Hopefully they are sleeping their nine lives away in the cat afterlife.
>>34987836Jarvis, post the infographic where he praises their childlike appearance
>>34987837Careful buddy, your egg might crack
>>34987840>be only white woman in Japan>do pornKinda proving my point.
State GenderHow the fuck do I build financial credit
>>34987843Are you gay
>>34987842>Lan Fan has no personality Mei is 12
>>34987850What about this makes you think I'm a man?
>>34987837Female but I kind of prefer sniffing male scents when they come in near Father’s Day. It’s a nice change from the normal floral candles year round.
>>34987838a guy>>34987839I prefer the smell of cigarettes desu >>34987846who the fuck is talking about eggs?
>>34987844They seemed pretty chill about it all. Not really sure what to make of any of that!The first experience was especially strange because I saw the apparition leave and reenter a room, and I even followed it myself into a third room. Strangest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. It was like a three-dimensional shadow.
>>34987849Get a credit card and use it at the casino
>>34987849MPay denbts
>>34987840Jav will never recover from Anri Okita retiring
>>34987852It's funny. Do you smoke or just like the smell
>>34987849Open accounts, incur balances and make payments on time.
>>34987849Fuck if I know. I've never had enough regular income to worry about it.
>>34987859I dont smoke I just like the smell
>>34987841can you blame them?
>>34987843I wish this wasn't my type. They need to strap me into a machine that turns me normal
>>34987796Trannies can't sound that high pitched, retard
>>34987849>Three lines of credit (credit cards and auto loan ideally)>Low credit utilization (don’t owe more than 30% of your limit)>Steady payments>High credit limit (take one out with a retardedly high balance and then just don’t use it)>Long credit history (never close your first card)
>>34987849FemaleKeep balance low in credit cards and pay balance on time. If you have auto payments available, turn them on. Don’t splurge. Don’t take financial advice from atoga
>>34987849Buy crap with plastic, then pay off plastic tab every month. Repeat ad nauseum.
>>34987863Imagine if I kissed you with my fresh smoker's breath
>>34987864Code?
>>34987849>how do I build up my good goy score so I can go even deeper in debt?
>>34987855Unfortunately I have no cats frequenting the neighborhood right meow. I’ll check around sunrise if my body ever wants to wake up early again.
>>34987864I need to move to japan
>>34987873But youre probably ugly...
>>34987840Number 4 mogs that white demon
>>34987805Man, I hate that anorexia is becoming trendy again.
Anons, it’s time to declare war against the leaves again. The good news is I get to play with the leaf blower.
>>34987882You just say that bc you think she’s a femdom.
>>34987876Yeah, it's not like there's any negative consequences to bad credit.
>>34987879Wrong
>>34987886leafs *
>>34987888But anon, it's the Jews' fault that I'm shit with money!
>>34987889Okay then maybe... idk im choosy and performatively racist. Are you white?
>>34987878to have sex with white weeb chicks?
>>34987864My biggest fetish is white women being raped and forcefully bred by non-whites.
>>34987895Not him but unironically, yes
>>34987770Sun sign is her main emotion: scorpioMars is when she's mean: scorpioNeptune is when she's sad: scorpioShe is mad, bro.
>>34987894As freshly fallen snow
>>34987895Yeah seems like they don’t argue much when you just grab em by the collar and drag them in to do their duty as waifu
glubglubglub
men how do u feel abt girls w a fetish for men being super happy and wanting to hug and kiss them all thetime
oh the egg thing was that anon implying I'm a tranny o-oh... anon that's fucking rude
>>3498788711 too
>>34987901maybe...
>>34987904it's cute I wish I had a gf like that
>>34987907Mwah
>>34987903May I add this cat to my collection please?
>>34987904Honestly it would wear thin after a while. Like I also enjoy doing that but in moderation.After a while I need my alone time.
What would you do if women were real?
>>34987910no i ban u
>>34987906You’re going to say 22 next
>>34987905What the fuck, how did you come to that conclusion.It’s right but I just assumed it was too inside baseball for you
>>34987888>>34987892>Nah dude, you don't understand, I have to have debt because I read that this billionaire borrowed money against his assets and that's totally the same thing as buying a car I can't afford. You just don't understand finance!
I think a lot of the guys here that care what other people do with their bodies and time are just incredibly autistic and dysgenic. Keeping this in mind makes it easier to filter their jewish opinions. Femdom is based.
>>34987913Ok I seep now
>>34987903
>>34987917Autists have a really hard time with theory of mind and accepting that other people have different opi->Femdom is based.Kill yourself NOW
>>34987912I think I'd try to date and eventually marry one. Maybe have some kids if I'm lucky. We'd probably do a lot of traveling together before and after the possible kids.
>>34987909...mwah
>>34987916Bad example since everybody buys used cars in 26'
>>34987498THE URGE TO MASTURBATE
>>34987915I googled it >:c
>>34987922Im too pretty to die.
>>34987917I want femanon to Domme me.
>>34987924I'm a man btw
>>34987498MI have dreams and goals and shit that I'm trying to achieve
Has anyone actually met a Foid that didn't know their sign? I've known guys that did not, but never actually met a Foid that didn't. It runs deep in them I guess.
>>34987904Cute, but I've been manic before. Being 'happy' literally all the time actually sucks.
Yeah, you're gonna die here, probably.
either gender, are there any cliche cute behavior that the opposite sex does that u actually find unattractive/u a turn off?
>>34987936All foids know their sign instinctively
>>34987770Why does the Tokbot always crop out the usernames? I wanna see more of those milkers.
>>3498791421 or 24
>>34987940Baby talk
>>34987940I DONT LIKE THAT GIRLS COVER THEIR FACES WHEN THEY SMILE/LAUGH. THEY STARTED DOING THAT AFTER TIKTOK BECAME A THING AND I HATE IT!!!!!
>>34987498nothing but my friend would be sad if I kill myself
>>34987924I'll let you keep my jacket it smells like smoke too
>>34987940MWomen that start talking in a high pitch baby voice. It makes me feel like she is a toddler. I don't want to date immature women anymore.
>>34987840For me it’s 3Bob cut and bangs are an elite combo
>>34987936All foids are cancer
>>34987944I was able to ignore that post until I read this. She does have some great tits.
>>34987947anon, girls have been doing that foreverwe are simply insecure
>>34987936Yes. She also didn't know what going HAM meant.
>>34987951boyfriend...
>>34987883I was like this before that. Blame the anti depressants that made me fat it was traumatizing. I can't go back. Plus food is gross.
>>34987944prosperastral
>>34987963How fat were you and how light are you now?
>>34987960Could be your husband if you want
>>34987936Yes. She was the most boring woman I’ve ever met in my life and had this affected disinterest in pretty much everything. Barely even wanted to talk about herself or her own hobbies.
>>34987966Youre my thread husband now okay?
need ur opinion. my friend embarrassed me infront of this incredibly pretty girl. he was taking a picture of me and he made some funny remark about my pose. she was looking at me with a closed smile, i just know she thought i was a fucking dork. i'm now mad at him because she was so pretty and my type. am i being petty guys?
>>34987936The information just comes to us through other women. If you didn't know she asked for your birthday and then told you yours.
>>34987963>Plus food is gross.Is that an autism, sensory thing?
>>34987970Of course. My darling
>>34987965Not like fat fat I got up to 155Probably hovering just below 120 I'm not dying or anything calm down
>>34987971what pose
Do you want to meet the One-Eyed Monster?
>>34987971
>>34987964>prosperastralYou're a legend, anon.
>>34987978i was kind of leaning against a pole with my arms crossed. it looked weird because im lanky and i have long ass limbs
>>34987947Keep up that attitude and we'll bring back fans
Wamen.
>>34987985Skip the small steps and go straight to burkas
How do I gently friendzone a girl?
>>34987981? i dont get it. what was baity about my post?
a meat ball for anon if he so pleases
>>34987992By stringing her along
Thinking about >her (she doesn't think about me)
should I stop being a twink and go to the gym?
femanons,could you still fall in love with a guy who’s bad at giving head
>>34987999hot twinks go to the gym
>>34987765NTA. You really bothered to find, link, and post a study showing a 7% difference in fertility?
>>34988000id only ever date fully hetero men
>>34987994I've never liked em. I prefer a meat sauce with spaghetti.
>>34988005an entire rotiserie chicken for anon if he so pleases
>>34987999You should stop being a sober twink and go to the bar.
>>34988003You guys parade the same thing over a literal fraction of a percent of ours for since forever. Eat a dick.
>>34988006Can i have a whole pig?
>>34988010u can have whatever u want :3
>>34988008You must be confusing chromosomal abnormalities with fertility rate.>>34988011You're too kind.
>>34987995Ok so I’ll just tell her upfront I guess
>>34987996She’s a hoe. Forget about her
I went to a pig roast with my dad as a kid and I saw the whole pig in the repurposed oil tank smoker thing and couldn't eat itDoes anyone have any traumatizing food related stories?
>>34988019i once burned my hand prettty bad from ramen
>>34988019Peeling the shells off of mud bugs and eating them
>>34988008why? is it going to make me happy?
>>34988019>traumatizingFfs
>>34988016Oops >>34988009
>>34988023Yeah
men would u date a girl who bumps into u all the time on accident
>>34988028Yeah, I need a lot of physical contact so that'd be nice actually
>>34988028What do you mean?
hifuck off
>>34988028no, you uncoordinated bitch
>>34988033she doesn’t watch where shes going often or just assumes u will never needt o stop when u two are walking somewhere so she just bumps into u a lotmaybe smetimes on purpose too just to feel ur warmth
>>34988025No one has ever choked on anything or been freaked out by something as a kid? There's got to be something.
>>34988019I almost chocked on a marshmallow once, now I hate them
Girls, when a man is playing with a baby, does it make you desperately want to reproduce with him?
>>34988019I once got debilitatingly ill from canned meat and avoided it for a year after
anon pick up im calling u!!!!
>>34988045*blocks your number* >:3
>>34988020Not quite what I was thinking but I'll take it that sounds rough I'm sorry.>>34988022Ew. Yeah that would have grossed me out too. I could do it now but not as a kid.
>>34988045Based department went to voicemail
>>34988046>>34988050not cool guys
>>34988034No. Not unless you tell me to take my meds (cough syrup)
>>34988041Chubby bunny?>>34988044Yikes. I got food poisoning at Red Robin over a decade ago and I think I've been there twice since I feel you.>>34988043No but it is attractive if they're good with kids.
>>34988055:Tchbbcuhbbubnby
>>34988055>Chubby bunny?no it was too big and my throat was too small
You were Jesus Christ, my lord. I was the money lender.
>>34988019I can understand why seeing a whole roasted pig could be traumatizing but you're still a pussy
>>34988060Hi, are you single?
>>34988063You mean that kid wasn't a badass mofo?
https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2106940291928441190all those years i spent worried about my looks, i forgot being rich is the only thing that makes you handsome
>>34988004He's enthusiastic, just inexperienced.
>>34988068anon.. I'm a man
The bikini streamer I paid for a 1:1 video call with said I'm a super nice guy and whoever I end up with will be treated great
>>34988070She'll def cheat on him
>>34988052you can try sending an email
>>34988069Kids dress carcasses and gut fish. Anon’s just a pussy.
>>34988073Put on the maid dress twink
>>34988075Mario would not approve of this behavior
>>34988075I was going to make fun of you but it’s better money spent than to a therapist.
>>34988078go on
>>34988079Yeah, I hunted deer with my dad. But it still looks like normal meat once it's on your plate.
>>34988080no!! that's fucking gay
>>34988075>1:1Do you get to see her bare tits or jerk off?
>>34988082NtaMario would 100% approve this behavior, he simps so hard for peach just to get nothing
>>34988084so I can send all your mails in my spam folder >:333
>>34988075that's uh that's pretty sad anon
>>34988089Stfu, he got kissed on the nose at the end up SM64
>>34988087She had different tiers of pricing and I didn't pay enough to see her bare tits. She knew I was jerking off though and asked me if I was getting close and asked which of the outfits she's tried on I liked the most, and she'd change into that one so I can cum. She slapped her ass a lot for me.
>>34988090im gonna pay a wizard to make u fat if u keep this up
I'm craving chocolate. Girls give me anything chocolate
>>34988096hehe >:333
>>34988077i doubt that. she cannot do better than him desu
>>34988095Oh, so it's not C2C? You're mic'd up while she's on screen?
>>34988070Man, shut the fuck up nerd
>>34988019No. But I got food poisoning from both ends in a carpeted bathroom once from spaghetti. Still love spaghetti.
>>34988101He's a 5'7 pajeet
>>34988102That's correct, I could see and hear her, she could hear me but not see me. It was kind of awkward because I didn't know what to say, so I just complimented her a lot. Closest I've come to losing my virginity.
Funny prank: walk up to random people holding cameras on the beach and ask them if they're taking pictures of children.
>>34988109Do this while recording them
>>34988105with loads of money and power. you really think she would rather get fucked by some broke hot guy rather than him? it's not gonna happen. she just set herself for life with his money
>>34988106Well, at least you didn't go to a place like I did. Did you find her on twitch?
Genders, can I get the Kraft macNcheese commercial saying "It was probably the husband" as a gif?
>>34988111>you really think she would rather get fucked by some broke hot guy rather than him?Yes, women want to cum.Plus she's also wealthy.
>>34988112It was one of those smaller sites like that. Honestly I really enjoyed it. I can recognize it's probably not great, but at least I found her prices reasonable, and it seemed like she wanted to give her customers a good experience and not just scam them like a lot of other girls who do stuff like that.
>>34988019MWhen I was little (9 or 10) I got a single-serving box of rice krispies at a hotel breakfast bar and when I dumped it into my bowl it was moving, because it contained meal worms. I didn't eat rice krispies for like 3 years.
I need a vacation.
>>34988117How much did you spend
>>34988117What was the price?
>>34988119Mods have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
you guys say you need to be good looking to get a gf but I have one and I'm ugly
>>34988117Yeah the woman I saw seemed decent, granted that's part of the job. Just don't get addicted, or take it offline like I did.
>>34988120>>34988121I paid $67 total, when you include extra fees the site took. It got me like 10-15 minutes of her trying on different outfits, and then like I said she asked which outfit I liked most so I could cum to her in that one.
men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this?fuck? date? marry?women, would would you feel if your body looked like this?
>>34988129im way skinnier but iwoudl be fine with that i think idk
>>34988129She's a little too fat but if I loved her I could get over it.
>>34988128Very reasonable actually, really good deal
>>34988119Do I look like Kraft durch Freude?
>>34988129I suffer from body dysphoria and anxiety about my weight, being that chubby would cause me to fall into anorexia.
>>34988129just friends
>>34988122Those things carry ebola btw
>>34988129I'd marry her if I loved her.
>>34988129Too tall to marry but would plap
>>34988129MShe looks too young for me. Obviously she has nice curves, but I wouldn't.
>>34988140oh.
>>34988134Yeah I can't complain. She shows more for more money. She has it broken into tiers and I got the cheapest one, but still had a good time.
>>34988129Reminds me too much of my mom. If a woman reminds me of my mom or sisters I just can't find them attractive. Maybe that's why I like ethnic women.
>>34988128Meanwhile a lap dance is like $50
>>34988143how old r u?
>>34988125You must not be ugly.
>>34988129MShe has a really nice body but seems a bit young for me.
>>34988129Sexo
>>3498814943
>>34988147I don't think I would like that as much honestly. I mean, I can't jerk off during a lapdance. I could jerk off during the video call and she was fully aware that's what I was doing and wanted to help me.
>>34988149Too old (and slender) for you.
>>34988154oh ok
>>34988129Not this bait again
>>34988154>43hi
>>34988154Something is wrong with you.
>>34988142how tall r u???
>>349881675’11”
>>34988144They eat them alive in Africa too
>>34988137Having boobs like that wouldn't balance it out for you at all?
>>34988158>I can't jerk off during a lapdanceWith a real lap dance they grind on your dick until you cum.
GOOOOOD MOOOOORNIG AAATOGAAA
This mf said mornig
>>34988169she's not too tall to marry...
>>34988174I still think I'd be too uncomfortable to enjoy it. I was so shy I could barely talk to the girl over the call.
>>34988079There's a pretty big gap between removing a hook from a fish's mouth and a whole dead pig
>>34988179How tall are you and how tall do you think she is
>>34988176are you saying there are too many nigs and that we don't need more? :^)
>>34988151I have a melty every time I see my ugly face in the mirror
>>34988175It's night, good night
>>34988175Good night anon, time for the Americans to sleep and the Europeans to take over.
I'd never even been north of the equator until I was 32.
>>34988188>and the Europeans to take overnot again there's like 3 other eurofags in this thread
>>34988180She takes you by the hand and walks you to the back room, sits you down, stales off her top, straddles you and rides you for two songs.
>>34988193Hey that isn't nice. I actually liked some of the Eurofags from Britain. But don't get me started on the French ones.
>>34988129Too young
>>34988147you can get two liters of prime qubecois maple syrup for that much
>>34988198In Grand Theft Auto you get kicked out if you touch the girls during a lap dance. I think it would infuriate me just sitting there and not being able to squeeze anything.
men woudl u keep ur gf in a cage if she wanted it
>>34988211why would she want that seems kinda weird
>>34988208I think that’s a california thing
>>34988213is that a no
>>34988211No.
How fucking old are you all that some mid 20s chick is too young
>>34988211Sure why not.Is she going to try and lock me up in a cage?
>>34988215no, it's a question, I need more information
>>34988211Nope, but she can wear a collar if she’s a good girl.
>>3498821721
>>34988202Why would you buy 2 liters of syrup
>>34988211Yes and throw the keys away
>>34988218only if u want to be locked in there w her, but not against ur will>>34988216surprising coming from the monsterlover, >>34988219for comfort, for fun, cuz its cozy, thered be blankets in there for her>>34988220but what if shes been naughty
>>34988217Thirty something and tired of twenty somethings
>>34988226Oh, you’re that weird puppy bitch
>>34988211No, that's abusive.
>>34988226>surprising coming from the monsterlover,Monsters aren't meant to be in cages. They must be free!
>>34988233until they try to kil u o_o>>34988232not if shes into it
>>3498821727
>>34988226>only if I want to beOf course I would.I want to be with her all the time.Being cuddled up to her in such a confined space would be super intimate. Which I think I'd enjoy.
>>34988223Why would you pay for a lap dance? I can get lap dances for free I can't get maple syrup for free so I have to buy it>>34988226who says there'd be blankets in the cage I've never seen a blanket in a cage cages aren't cosy my bed and armchair have blankets and are cosy
>>34988236>until they try to kil u o_oShe would never. Only my enemies.
>>34988236Yes, it is. Just like it's abusive to give an addict heroin even if they want it.
I wish I could do only fans but I'm not a girl, women have it so easy
>>34988243its a cage not a torture machine>>34988239i say it does>>34988240u have strange tastes anon.. how do u feel abt xenomorphs?>>34988238cage sex..
>>34988243Sex pest anons are going to have a good melty to this one
>>34988246>how do u feel abt xenomorphs?You even need to ask?
>>34988246>i say it doeswhat are you asking me for then if you're going to make the rules anyway
What even is this general at this point
>>34988246>cage sex..It would certainly be an interesting time. I think it would be fun. At a minimum we'd have a funny story about that time we tried it.
>>34988251am i not allowed a comfy cage :[ ?>>34988248are there any other weird popular monster gals youd bang?
>>34988253Chatroom
Imagine how hairy and engorged fatshitter's pussy must be from all the t she took
>>34988257i am a freak of nature thats why i must be put in a cage
>>34988255I don't understand the question you just said you say how things go so why do you need my allowance
>>34988253RipWe had a good run
>>34988259because its up to u if and when im allowed out of the cage or not
Fat fetish poster should not be caged, she should be released into the wild where she can roam free.
>>34987497>What's your favorite anime couple of all time?Gohan and Videl were foundational in showing me what a healthy relationship looks like. I remember being like six years old and thinking, "This is what love is supposed to be.">>34988129>women, would would you feel if your body looked like this?Fat>>34987837>it smells like uh well menI like it. Sandalwood, patchouli, oakmoss. Fuck, I love patchouli. JH does too.>>34987705>who fucking told you that Libras are empaths?She hit the nail on the head and it's why I love Libras. They're like ENTPs to the metaphorical Virgo INTP.>>34987566I assume faggots are upset because, surprise surprise, men like Drarry more when they're not assfucking each other.>>34987574>It should've been femsnape.I wrote. A fanfic about this once. I just hate the James/FemSnape fics because James quite literally sexually assaulted Snape in the books. FemSnape would still be in love with Lily.
>>34988118I would have puked that's disgusting. And my mom totally would have complained and tried to get the room for free lol.
>>34988263but thered be no moids to give me pats in the wild...
>>34988253dw about it
>>34988255>are there any other weird popular monster gals youd bang?Too many to list. Over 200 Pokemon, and lots of monsters from various games like Monster Hunter, if we're assuming they're magically intelligent and able to talk. Not even Goombella is safe.
>>34988271>Not even Goombella is safe.theres no limit to ur madness!
>>34988261why are you making up terms of the cage then
>>34988273fine.. its nothing but a cold empty cage, r u happy now
State genderWhat's the most ridiculous 4chan ban you've ever received?
>>34988274no why would you, or rather my made up gf, want to be in a cold emoty cage that's kinda weird I'd love my gf I wouldn't send her into a cage
>>34988263I thought about taking pics of fat guys in the wild for her.
>>34988276I got banned for three months for someone else's post on a board I've never visited
>>34988278what if she likes the cage thoughdont u want her to be happy>>34988279omg
>>34988253Trash
>>34988281why would she like a small cold metal cage with nothing in it
>>34988283so when shes allowed outside the cage, the experience feels even better in comparison
>>34988265>James quite literally sexually assaulted Snape in the books.Bro what?
>>34988253Sex, same as always
>>34988276I was in a Fire Emblem thread talking about Three Houses. Someone was a big fan of Dimitri, so I poked fun at them for this. This got me an instantaneous, 3-day, site-wide ban, with no warning, for "off-topic."I can only assume that dude was a janny abusing his power.
>>34988286I can’t say I remember that either
>>34988272Goonba works too well
>>34988290shes just a lil mushroom, leave her alone!
>>34988288That's funny as hell, I got banned WAY back when Three Houses came out because someone mass reported me for making fun of their waifu. I think Fire Emblem fans are just mega autistic.
>>34988280That's just from your device getting a different IP
>>34988285how depraved shouldn't the time we spend apart from each other and time we spend together provide similar experience without the cage seems like I'm just throwing money away here
>>34988295why are u so against her having her devoted cage-time
>>34988292So I'm not alone in this odd experience... Mysterious.
>>34988286>Bro what?>>34988289>I can’t say I remember that eitherIn Snape's worst memory, James forcefully removes Snape's underwear in front of a large crowd of their classmates.
Dog! Back in the cage!
>>34988296I just don't see the point it costs a lot of money it takes up a lot of space and your reasoning is because she wants to be uncomfortable so she feels comfortable when she's not even in the damn thing
>>34988299Haha his little dick was out for all to see. I bet every time the rest of the staff see him they subconsciously remember how small it was
>>34988302a mediums size kennel is like 50 bucks>>34988300sir yes sir..
>>3498830450 BUCKS!? I CAN GET TWO LITERS OF MAPLE SYRUP FOR THAT
>>34988300dead money is my favorite nv dlc :)
>>34987493I don't even put my actual dog in a cage
>>34988307very based
>>34988307Shit taste
>>34988308me neither>>34988306why dou need so much syrup
We're all in a cage, it's called Society.
>>34988276I said my body count and some dumbass mistook it for my age
>>34988299>pantsing someone is rapeThis is why no one takes you people seriously
>>34988313Dude
Do you guys know any Mormons? Their weirdness fascinates me.
>>34988314Lmao
>>34988303Snape's skinny, so it probably looked huge. Also, the staff wasn't there. As soft as she was on them, there's no way McGonagall would have tolerated that.
>>34988312why do you need a cage you already know you must to be out of to feel happy
>>34988323cuz its bad to be happy all the time
>>34988276I ate a permaban for posting one of those webms that changes size, the ban reason stated was "Child pornography." I linked what I tried to post from the archives and got it lifted but I haven't tried posting that webm again.
>>34988314Wow they thought you were 17, femanon? That's wild
It’s so warm under my blanket :3 join me?
>>34988322And you're not, you black dick obsessed weirdo.
>>34988318I live in Utah, and not in Salt Lake, so pretty much everyone I meet is Mormon.
>>34988324>>34987904
>>34988324ok but are you happy all the time now without the cage? wouldn't you be just as unhappy when you are by your lonesome when your bf's away? dogs don't have to be in a cage to be sad without their owner and happy when he or she comes back home
>>34988276FAll my bans were for racism. But I like being racist
>>34988319It's funny now but I was actually so pissed lmao>>34988326I have remedied the situation the mistake will no longer result in people thinking I'm underage
>>34988332>I live in UtahI'm so sorry for you
>>34988332What are they like?
>>34988333its bad for ME to be happy all the timei never said anything abt others>>34988334the cage would ensure things stay strict and not get out of line
>>34988332>I live in Utah Why?
>>34988337Just bang an extra guy to make any confusion impossible
>>34988330*snuggles*
>>34988343Already done what do you think "remedied the situation" means?
>>34988341a well trained dog already has a strict regime engrained in his psyche doesn't need a cage just commands
>>34988345My dyslexic ass read remedied as remember
>>34988346but im not a well trained dog, im just a mutthence the cage
>>34988335Sorry guys, my wife is posting again.
>>34988348mutts can be trained it's not a matter of breeding
>>34988339Why? Dating sucks here but everything else is great.>>34988340They're generally pretty friendly. They go door to door to try and give you the book, but if you firmly tell them you don't want it they don't come back. I'm not the best to judge them because I've had a lot of them say they were surprised to learn I'm not Mormon because I act like one, whatever that means. I guess at worst some of them are a bit socially awkward but they don't strike me as bad people. Excluding the ex-Mormon horror stories, but I've never been part of their church so I dunno what it's like being in the cult.>>34988342Best outdooring in the country, low cost of living, and winters (where I live) aren't brutal like the other mountain states.
>>34988348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XaLWQJ-vMY
>>34988350stop being dirty!
>>34988276It was on /fit/ years a backI basically wrote that I started lifting at 15 (not that I AM 15) and some faggot jannie banned me stating I was underage
>>34988354I was not and didn't you drool over cage sex few posts back
>>34988358that anon was being sweet abt it tho, i dont sense any sweetness in u
wait if one of my bullies pulled my pants down does that mean I was sexually assaulted?
>>34988340Oh yeah also the fundamentalists (who practice old school Mormon stuff like polygamy) don't live in Utah because the "official" church cracked down on a lot of shit. Some of them are in Colorado City, Arizona (it's not in Colorado and it's not a city) and I think some of them moved to Texas. I'm sure there are still some fundies scattered through Utah too but rather notoriously there's some weird shit going on there.
Having the invading barbarians in KCD2 speak Hungarian really was such a great choice. It really does sound like a violent, gobbledygook bar-bar-barbarian language.
>>34988366Is that the knightly game where you can suck cock?
https://youtu.be/8uT34Ox6kvUDang, migrants are at it again
>>34988361I saw a video about how the Mormons are rebranding to see more like regular Christians these days. On google maps their temples are now denoted by a cross rather than the angel with a trumpet, and they were crucifixes now.
>>34988369Those migrants are just assimilating into French culture. Student riots are as French as brie and baguettes.
>>34988373>Those migrants are just assimilating into French culture.Yeah, very poorly
>>34988369Should've listened to Poland
Women, does your pussy feel empty when you take it up the ass?
do foids like penguins?
Men, does your ass feel empty when you take it up the penis?
>>34988390no it's full of poop
Good morning, /atoga/. I don't hate women enough.
>>34988389they’re very cute so yes
>>34988276Someone threatened to kill me once and got banned even though I didn't report them. I felt bad because he probably thought I was a pussy and reported him.
>>34988388No actually because everything in there is kind of squishy
>>34988397would you hug a penguin if you knew it wouldn't bite your face off?
>>34988389Southern hemisphere chads stay winning, we have all the penguins.
>>34988397That's something you don't have in common with them
>>34988402ouch>>34988400absolutely
>>34988389not a foid so I won't answer the question but we call penguins fatties over here and our word for seals is derived from our word for cuddling
Foids, would you date prime Dmitri Shostakovich?
>>34988389Yeah they're pretty cool
>>34988405would you hug a moid dresses up as a penguin if you knew he wouldn't bite your face off too?
>>34988410i dont see why not
>>34988369>>34988373>kill that white familyYikes, looks like they used some small school riot to cause
>>34988413cause nationwide anarchy*
>>34988369>>34988413Well? Did they kill them?
>>34988407That's Harry Potter
>>34988399can you feel it poking the pussy?
>>34988417I hope not
Oh yeah Atoga is for SECKS hecking yessir. God I wish it was caveman times and I could bash your dipshit cro magnon holdover skull with a fucking rock
>>34988431It would be hot.
>>34988432but rude I just got here didn't even say anything yet
>>34988433:\
>>34988432If it was the caveman times I'd be breeding my cavewife in my cavecave
>>34988432Atoga is for arguing with holes and scrotes
>>34988432Mmmm thinking about ancient sex with >him all stinky and hairy.
Same old shithole
atoga manons how masculine are u on scale 1-10atoga femanons how feminine are u on scale 1-10
>>34988442but I'm stinky and hairy even today how come I'm still an virgin
>>34988432>caveman times
>>34988445as a whole package?
>>34988446This is fantasy. In reality I want him to have well conditioned and good smelling pubes.
>>34988448appearance wise and/or personality wiseup to u which u want to rate urself on, or u can do both
Do foids dislike zoo dates
>>34988449oh eww I didn't notice who posted it I'd rather stay a virgin
>>34988445MProbably about a 5.
>>34988451No. I'm just sick.
>>34988447i wish a moid would do this 2 me
>>34988452I'd rather not steal your virginity because you're probably ugly.
>>34988445>>34988450like a 6.5 I guess
Women, if you were a cavewoman homo sapiens would you take Neanderthal cock?
>>34988456I'd rather you not steal my virginity either because you ARE ugly also fat
>>34988455>I wish an attractive moid did this 2 meftfy
>>34988445M2
>>34988458no id be too busy hanging out w those plant dinosaurs>>34988460paws at u aggressively
>>34988447this guys comics are painfully corny
>>34988462didn't you get sent in the cage how are you pawing and posting
>>34988445MI dunno like a 6?
>>34988455You're hairy enough to be a cavewoman.
I usually like small boobs but I'm horny for medium sized boobs tonight
>>34988466im husband-lesstherefore i have no one to banish me to the cage>>34988468probably
>>34988445M4I wish I could be more masculine :c
>>34988459Don't forget that she's also sick from gorging all that junk food, kek>>34988454
https://voca.ro/1oPpnzoOK7Mv
>>34988470get back in your cage you hairy bitch!!
>>34988474sorry i dont orders from men under 300 lbs
>>34988470explain this then>>34988300>>34988304
>>34988445M6-7:^)
Does fat fetish anon have an upper limit? Are the guys on my 600lb life too much?
>>34988476it's ok I still love u
>>34988477i escaped since none of u were watching over meur faults really..
>>34988482I support the cage if it means you stop posting stupid dog
>>34988480it reallly depends on how a man carries his weight.i like even distribution, so fat arms and legs too, not just gut and moobs, i'd choose a 300 guy w generous distribution over a 450 guy whos just gut heavy. i doubt i'd want a guy over 550-600. but upper 400s is definitely plausible
>>34988488^ plausible as in i'd want to be w him, not that i'd reject himidk if that was clear or not>>34988481if u truly love me, yk what to do >>34988485>>34988476
As a White Guy it used to annoy me when attractive non-White women wanted to be White so damn bad when they are already attractive and could attract White men: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8t1FBAw2zQ but I get it now.
>>34988485Congrats with getting to the round 3, btw
