hey there sweetcheeks (licks you like halloween candy) editionlast time: >>35052128
Moids, which type is more attractive?
>>35055763Earlyshitter strikes again
There's nothing wrong with misandry.
>>35055784i havent made a thread in like four months dude
>>35055763>>35055763>>35055763OPPO GANG DISAPPROVES
Women strike men's compassion because they're helpless retards who need to be cared for and sheltered from bad things. If they were at the same level as men the relationship would be completely different. Why does knowing this piss them off so much? They literally want to feel small and helpless and want the man to do everything for them and be a better version of them. They will never date anyone that they perceive as lesser than them.>>35055777I will take the Hwite goyim.
>>35055777Top left is cute, but a woman who makes more will not respect you
>>35055763Fucking attention whoring early thread.
women do u actually get turned on by powerful moids
>>35055804>Top left is cuteLooks like pic with longer hair.
>>35055804I dont need her respect i need the monayyy
>>35055814That’s all Koreans
Women don't know what they want. They say they want to be equal to men, but they want the man to take the dominant position while they take the submissive position. They want the man to be bigger, stronger, more capable, etc while they're a "qt smol bean :3" or whatever.>>35055804True.
I don't hate men, I just think they're no different from children and shouldn't be allowed in positions of power.
I can't help but think this thread would be a lot better with emojis
>>35055821It's okay babe, just be in bed for the cuddling session you've been asking for.
>>35055824Emoji spammer, nobody likes a spammer.
>>35055824A limit of two would be fun. You can already sneak them into filenames doe.
>>35055821see this doesnt work because there are so many pussy moids that want to be the woman they'd probably happily agree
>>35055830Yeah thats my thinking. I said 5 max but just two or even one would be great.
>>35055834I forget exactly what the limit per post was for the april fool's joke, but I believe it was one or two.
>>35055829It’s reached emoji schizo status at this point.
>>35055836It would be so cute honestly.
State genderThoughts on this situation >>35055336 ?tl;Dr escort and client both develop feelings and she tells him she can't see him like that anymore, and wants to at the very least be friends, all the while clearly implying she wants more than that
>>35055838They work just fine on 5chan, but I get why we don't have them. People on here would spam them.
>>35055843Yeah… im sure there would be ways to prevent some sort of spam. Dunno.
>>35055763For my crackship, it's cucking the homo clown with Batman
>>35055763Question for women.If a guy used to be addicted to fucked up porn (like /gif/ tier) but quits porn for serveral years straight and never touches it again could you look past it? Wider question being do you belive fucked up people can fundamentally change and if so would you be able to get attached to them after that change?
>>35055840MUnless this woman is pure evil and spinning a web of lies to eventually fleece this guy out of even more of his money, she may actually like him.But, it sounds like this guy has given a woman he liked nearly $3000 dollars in the span of just a month and a half. This could be clouding both of their judgements.Complicated situation. I think if I were this guy that regardless of how this all turns out, I would stop mongering. That's a not inconsequential amount of money to spend on just getting your dick wet man, and your compulsive need to pay for sex has now complicated two people's emotions.It sounds like she could be serious about liking this guy. If I were him, I would give it a chance but not make any assumptions about having just met the love of my life or anything. Proceed with caution.
State genderTell me about the last lewd game you played
>>35055840F, sorry man but this is doomed to fail. I'm sure she really does like you but even if you got together and she quit escorting tomorrow, odds are sky high you would end up resenting her or otherwise being insecure because she did sex work. And chances are she would have a hard time quitting because she alrerady lives her life in a way that needs to be supported by her current salary or more. Or there are other reasons why it is hard for her to do a different kind of work. This is such a huge level of bagage from the very first stage. You sound like you don't want to walk away from this and it's your life but I think it would just explode in your face.People developing feelings for paid sex workers happens all the time and is a large part of the source of income for many. Someone in love keeps coming back. You can rationally know it is their job but someone's presence and warmth can still spark something within you, especially if you are lonely. You say you are avoidant, which can make it actually easier to feel affection for someone you paid than it might be in a more equal situation.
>>35055855It had something to do with mlp. That was years ago I played it because a girl told me to.
>>35055855MI stopped playing Sengoku Rance halfway through because I was enjoying the work-safe parts of the game much more than the sometimes weird porn. This was a few years ago.
Me and my sister had this argument about how early into dating the people involved should consider each other exclusive.She argues that as long as you are not in a relationship, its fine to date other people since you haven't still decided. I argue that once you are having dates, you should focus on the person you are dating exclusively until you decide wether you want to be in a relationship with them or not.Whats your take, atoga? State your gender.
>>35055855I played a lewd game with my penis last night, if you know what I mean
>>35055777Top women, although the salary would make me insecure. Still intelligent is better than attractive. Having lived in place were most women are hot you realise that it doesn't matter if they are horrible to talk to with no depth. I take bellow average but deep and meaningful over hot but want to blast my brains all over the wall as she talks about some labubu dubai mindvirus.
>>35055850Honest answer, yes I believe people can fundamentally change and also I think it is more common than people think that someone has kind of twisted fantasies but is aware of that and chooses not to put energy there. After all there's the stigma and if you control/ignore it well enough that it plays no role in your life, there is no reason to risk the stigma by outing yourself as having a controversial kink/preference.I also think that morality is ultimately about how you choose to respond to your urges more than your urges. And that arguably a person controlling a morally questionable urge is morally superior to a person who has never desired anything morally questionable in the first place.But this is all rational thought and there's definitely things where if I knew my partner had ever enjoyed those, it would disturb me irrationally and I would struggle not to dwell on it, even if I 1000% believed they hadn't engaged with it in years. I think this is one of those cases where you just have to say, not doing anything morally questionable is what matters, and not tell anyone what you at some point have wanted or thought.
>>35055855NTR game where you steal the cuck mc's female relationshipsit got too cruel halfway through so i quit
>>35055855FA visual novel with cute girls in it.
>>35055777I'm not dating anyone under like 120iq if I can help it.I care more about what a woman's causes and hobbies are and whether or not her career aligns with those things than whether or not she has a career in humanities or science.
>>35055850>like /gif/ tier90% of /gif/ is just sex ??
>>35055861Men and women just understand dates differently. To a man a date means it's in the bag, for a woman a date is literally just the start of the attraction process, she felt practically nothing for you even when she said yes, just a mild curiosity
>>35055855Fushidara Gensokyo Roomshare. You and another guy and four Touhou girls are stuck living in a big house together. You can romance, blackmail, and fuck the girls. So can the other guy.>>35055860Have you tried Darkness Hero Rance? It's a mod of Sengoku that basically fleshes out the free for all mode and extends it to the rest of the continent.
>>35055861F, I think it doesn't really matter if you are literally in talking stages, but once you start kissing or having sex with someone you should either commit yourself to them exclusively or at least be upfront that you are not being exclusive. I think this is also an age thing though, I know when I was a teenager the general consensus was that everything was possible as long as there was no label.
>>35055879>To a man a date means it's in the bagNot these days. Men know that foids are serial dating scum.
>>35055879>she felt practically nothing for you even when she said yes, just a mild curiosityA fun lesson I learned this year :D
>>35055861f, i think its pretty simple?in phase zero, you know nobody and you make connections hoping to meet new dates. in phase one, you're having first dates. it's okay to date people you met in phase zero, but kinda uncool to look for any more dates. in phase 2 you're going on more than two dates with someone. at this point it's uncool to be going on any first dates; if you have two people you made it to multiple dates with, you gotta make a decision, it's already pretty late and this is the latest point you can have multiple options. pick one, cuz phase three is making it official and any baggage needs to be dropped by then.
>>35055869Hm interesting. Do you belive that fantasies/urges can 100% dissappear with time and would you trust your partner that that's the case if you knew?>>35055878There's like rape and incest fatansies on there all time time. Not to mention like less immoral but gross stuff like scat.We could include /b/ in this hypothetical too though if you dont find that extreme enough.
>>35055885>serial dating scumThe problem is they are parallel dating scum.
>>35055855f, cyberpunk 2077
>>35055893SO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT OF VIEW?THERE'S A PARTY, SCREW IT, DO YOU WANNA GO?A HANDSHAKE WITH YOU, WHAT'S YOUR POINT OF VIEW?I'M ON TOP OF YOU, I DON'T WANNA GO
>>35055869i assume you're referring to more extreme stuff like gore/sadistic stuff etc with the "struggle not to dwell on it"? if so i sorta agree, for example my first gf had real trauma about being molested and confided that she often masturbated to the thought of being abused and used against her will. She never demanded I participate and never placed any pressure on me to do so but I still felt really uncomfortable about it anyway
>>35055855MStar Knightess AuraMagical girl game, lots of scenes.8/10 would recommend
>>35055881>Have you tried Darkness Hero Rance?Nope, and I also forgot about free for all mode. Sounds cool though.Thinking about what I liked in that game, I'm realizing I might like Koei's old strategy games set in Japan and China.
For the women, if a guy has hesitated being in a relationship, but you too still fucked and now he's being distant and not contacting you, why are you so surprised? What's the best way for a man to call things off after just having sex a few times?
Can someone redpill me on modern hookup culture?A girl told me she didnt want to date/relationship, but she was looking for a friend with benefits that she could hook up with every other week or so, but she only wanted one guy.I dont even know if she was throwing me a hint. We weren't flirting as far as i could tell, though we did compliment each other's looks. (She a baddie)I am just too prude to understand these dynamics.
GenderAny advice for dming a girl? It's like cold approaching on social media. Do I play it safe or be open about my interest?
I’m about to cum in my pants because this cheese is so good
>>35055907>I am just too prude to understand these dynamics.Me too, and so are many other men and women. Don't settle for the first woman who wants something from you.
>>35055911what kinda cheese, are you eating it raw or paired with something
what are some relationship redpills you can share with the rest of the class, state gender
>>35055911What kind of cheese we talking about here pardner
>>35055907The dynamic is you get used for temporary pleasure while they maintain a distance. What they do with that distance varies but it's a form of cowardice where they don't want to lock in and commit but they're still hedonistic and dopamine dependent and they want the nice pleasurable benefits but without the effort. The pool of people who participate in hook up culture are usually low intelligence (smaller prefrontal cortex, nigger brained basically) or they are smart enough but they have a crippling personality disorder
>>35055852Yeah, that's me, and I'm done with escorts for the foreseeable future. She kind of "ruined" it for me; casual or escort sex with anyone else feels quite boring and hollow. I won't book her anymore, it just feels strange, and she told me that she no longer wants that. She explicitly said she doesn't and doesn't want to see my as a "bank". I'm not sure what's going on. But like I said in the post we agreed on me taking her on a long motorcycle trip this weekend. Honestly thinking about going skydiving as well, since there's a place along the way, but at that point what the fuck am I dong. That's a date with my girlfriend in all but name. >>35055857I understand this perspective. One of my friends thinks I should just give it a shot, the other thinks I'm being a pathetic cuck if I do, and that this can only end badly. I'm honestly not the kind to emotionally manipulate. So that resentment is unlikely to exist, and if it ever did it would never be directed at her, and I would be forced to walk away on my end.And there won't be any more "booking" going forward. At the very least now we are just friends who have shared some intense moments. Though like I stated in it, pre-wine she was telling me she understand that I may not want to be in a relationship with her, but that she at least wants our dynamic to exist organically outside of this context (and to stop that all together). But once a bit wine-drunk, she was telling me "I don't want to just be your friend" while digging her head into my chest. It's just such a complicated situation. Appreciate the responses
>>35055924I think you need to make it clear to her ASAP that you expect her to stop being a prostitute if she wants to get serious with you. Unless you're into that sort of thing which, hey whatever.
>>35055904Rot3K and Nobunaga's Ambition are fun, just be patient with them if you give them a try. There's a Pokemon version of Nobunaga's Ambition, Pokemon Conquest, but I've never tried it so I can't vouch for it. Might be worth a look.
>>35055777The normally intelligent insanely hot ones.
>>35055907If your mainstay has been using a relationship as your avenue for sex, you won’t have quite the skill set to do this kind of thing.
>>35055855Probably Sapphire Safari. It's like Pokémon Snap but horny. Got it for free so figured I might as well check it out, it was alright. Graphics kinda stunk for a game focused on taking good-looking pictures though.
Wonder if that lesbian woman I am going to meet in a couple of months then make love with is going to leave her gf she was going to marry but had doubts and found comfort in me. It was all in my dream. I am going to meet her on a hike and she is going to be 32, which is 7 years older than me.
>>35055907>but she only wanted one guyAnd you believed her.
>>35055929I thought North and South looked pretty cool too. I think I might try one of the SFC games later today desu since I already planned to plug in a flashcart and goof around anyways.I remember when that Pokemon game came out, yeah. I was friends with a kid who played all the DS spinoffs as they were coming out (only child lol), and he said the Nobunaga game was cool.
how many atoga anons and femanons are hungover from halloween partying this morning?
>>35055938Nta, no reason not to
>>35055939*I'm thinking of Liberty or Death, not North and South, which I have actually played before. My b
>>35055804Kind of agree with this, I know a dude whose wife left him because he cheated on his assignments with AI (allegedly). She's the breadwinner and did everything for him, even took care of him and handled his tism in par with hers. She left him for a coworker.
>>35055940The what now? I was sleeping. I couldnt miss my morning run and oatmeal ritual for that
>>35055763This is probably a larp thread, but ill have a go.In your opinion ad a woman, why do you think so many men are anxious about the cold approach? In today's world I've seen it called off putting, and "creepy". But how can I meet and talk to you without anxiety and modern societal dating and social rules in the back of my head?
>>35055945>oatmealmy condolences
>>35055944If he had the tism it wasn't about the money it's probably because he was jerking off to futa femboy vore and had an autistic meltdown once a week where he threw objects across the room
I could write a book about it. We would talk about sexuality, fear, future and such. At the end she marries her gf. Nobody ever finds out about us. I dont get invited to the wedding. Its fine
>>35055947Cold approaches never work and it baffles me that men still cling to them as if there aren't any other ways to meet women.
>>35055927:/Obviously that'd bother me a lot if she wasBut it doesn't feel right to ask her that when she has a daughter and I can't make up for the lost income. I study full time and have a part time job. Even if I increase the hours I still wouldn't come close to making up the difference (presumably).Cuck behavior I know. But hey she's not my girlfriend as of now
>>35055824kaomojis and every possible emoticon already exist. we don't need tiktok or insta culture on this website
>>35055952If the prostitute has a daughter she definitely needs to stop. Daughters of prositutes always end up raped one way or another and I'm not trying to be edgy but the kids of paid whores are always in some type of danger
Why are women like this?>Teehee I'm asexual!>*flex*>Let me put on my slut uniform just to show you how asexual I am!
>>35055907When women want to hookup they want a hot guy who wants them and can be discreet. You have to be the one to drop a hint. Then if she wants you, when she gets horny she will ask you for drinks or be more subtle like asking what you are doing this weekend>Why would she not just use appsSafety, meeting strange man online is risky even for men. >Why wouldn't she just come straight out with it?Maintaining plausible deniability. If she just asks, she'll feel cheap, whereas if she just happens to know this hot guy and "gives in" to him, she can play it off like a mistake
>>35055939>>35055943Koei made a lot of those sorts of games. There's also Gemfire if you'd prefer fantasy, Pacific Theater of Operations and Operation Europe for WW2, a few Genghis Khan games.
>>35055949I have autism and do none of those things.I do however obsess about balance which is why I make sure both sides of the squat rack have the same number of plates on each side in the right place in as few moves as possible.
>>35055921She did say she had commitments issues. She is German-Irish, redhead. Hillbilly tho I must say, her hobbies is fishing and camping, wrestling. Lots of trauma indeed, yes.>>35055914But I haven't had sex in over a year. The devil is alive my friend. [spoiler]And he sounds fun[/spoiler]>>35055933Very plausible. Though I wonder what "skills" youd think i may lack? I have a decent body count, but I mostly fear I am will be inclined to treating them like a girlfriend (dates, morning texts and the like)
MUnless you're at a bar, club, concert, festival etc. you shouldn't be "cold approaching" women at all.You should be "approaching" women in your social circles.
>>35055947>why are men anxious about a cold approachbecause it's a terrible idea? i do not want strangers to hit on me and ask me out before i even know their names
>>35055961That doesn't answer my question
>>35055952>But it doesn't feel right to ask her thatYou need to get over that shit real quick because you are well within your rights to ask that of a woman. For god's sake anon.>I study full time and have a part time job. Even if I increase the hours I still wouldn't come close to making up the difference (presumably).She can get a damn grip like the majority of women her age do and get a job that isn't sucking and fucking for money. Forgive me, but come on. You act as if she has no other option. Give her some credit.Start having these conversations now. This is the exact kind of conversation you want to have before a woman becomes your girlfriend. Come on anon.
>>35055960Exactly the skill of picking up a girl for sex. For example, if i’m already chatting up a girl then i’m already trying to get in her pants. And if she brings up anything about sex, especially wanting to just fuck, you escalate.
>>35055963Which is why I did not reply to your question with my 2¢
>>35055949I heard he would beat her occasionally during arguments. Pretty sure his taste in women are the dominating types (Makima, Power i.e.)
Women don't hate cold approaches. Practically all of them have had sex with at least one guy that they didn't know at all. Women only hate (cold) approaching from non-Chads.
>>35055969Obviously.
Need petite brown fucktoy
>>35055918Mim bisexuali promise you, men care so so so much more about penises than womenif you are a below average below the belt guy good luck dating dudes lol. its like being 5'2 and trying to date women.
>>35055961Thats what im talking about, where its expected and appropriate. Im not going to approach a woman outside of those things. And most of the time I dont, but when the interest and confidence hits me. I was called cute a couple of times, and I was afraid to say something and let it go. Which made other dudes around me think I was a fag, but it was more about trying to figure out what was acceptable and what wasnt. Ive had women talk to me in bars, and some that where actually pretty attractive, and its like, its not exactly the same for men. And seems women dont really approach, but give hints and comments from a distance hoping youre not a moron and pick up on it.
>>35055964She's illegal in the US. So it's not quite as simple. And she does have other jobs (waitress and some food business).You still do have a serious point though.
I love white girls. They're so pretty. Thank you god
>>35055974It’s one of the ways you can filter out fags pretending to be chicks on sexting sites is if they ask you your size.
>>35055972It's almost as if women are whores but don't want to admit it.
>>35055974Why do gays and bisexuals always do this?>Trust me I have such a good insight on heterosexual dynamics, I had sex with gays
>>35055981It's almost as if you don't know what that word means.
>>35055982Because the women I have been with are heterosexual
>>35055982He’s right though.
>>35055967I see
How do I stop thinking about her forevermore? Lobotomy?
>>35055960>She did say she had commitments issues. She is German-Irish, redhead. Hillbilly tho I must say, her hobbies is fishing and camping, wrestling. Lots of trauma indeed, yes.Don't drink the trauma kool aid people use trauma these days as a deflection for accountability. >Waaah I couldn't help but use others and fuck with their feelings I had trauma! It wasn't really me I was possessed by the spirit of getting a sandal whipped on my ass as a kid!
>>35055969>>35055972oh my god get a room
>>35055980I dont have any experience with this situation specifically but yeah I would imagine you're correct.
>>35055975Yeah. Just gotta read the room n shit.This whole "cold approach" thing kinda boggles my mind whenever I hear it come up because like who are these guys asking out? Cashiers? Librarians? Postal workers?
You ever think about the people who died right before 2000? In the years 1998-1999?
>>35055997You're asking people with autism to read the room. If you ask about autist to read the room the silly fuck is going to literally look around the physical room for any signs or words on the walls
>>35055921Wouldn't 99% of men participate in hook up culture if sex access wasn't bottlenecked by female requirements?
>>35055989Meet finer honeys.
>>35055983Saying this as if most women don't have constant flings, one night stands and don't get pumped and dumped constantly by the same small pool of men.>>35055993We're not gay.
>>35055998I think about the crunchy people that died in 2001.
>>35056005coulda fooled me fag
>>35056008Fucking bitch.
>>35055998Not often, but I guess I am now. Things sure are different now than they were thirty years ago.
>>3505600299% would want to but only 1 in 5 men view it as acceptable and have had them. Every man wants that somewhere in his system but what we want isn't always what is best that's why most men don't follow through. Hook up culture attracts people with low conscientiousness and if you're someone who is trying to find something serious you filter them out by not participating and discriminating against those who had done it
>>35055855>Tell me about the last lewd game you playedEruption ImminentIt's about a girl who is futa in a world of mostly women and dickgirls, where being a "duplo" is stigmatized. It has multiple LI and three separate paths: Siren (dominant), Kitten (submissive), and Cuckquean (Voyeur). Each path gives access to exclusive scenes and changes neutral scenes to reflect the protagonist's personality.>>35055940>how many atoga anons and femanons are hungover from halloween partying this morning?Luckily, I drank enough water. But that didn't prevent the nausea, nor the diarrhea.
>>35055999Im not a dumbass, I had a girl approach me and sit beside me at a bar in the outer banks. Tight black dress, classy, well spoken, and talked to me. I sat my arm on the table and she caressed my hand. Turned out, she lived in the same area I lived in richmond VA. Me and her talked, laughed, flirted a bit. Never got her name, but she was really pretty. Came back to the beach house, all the guys in the family were stoked, and asking me why I didnt ask her out, to go back to her place, etc. And im sitting there feeling like a complete fucking dork. They were like "its that easy anon", but the anxiety and self doubt held me back. "Nah she was fucking with me" and they stared like "uh, I dont think she was fucking with you anon".
Does this looks like a japanese monster energy can?
>>35056010Women can only think about sex. It's the only thing they'll ever have in their lives. They simply can't amount to anything else other giving their holes up for men's pleasure. They know it, but won't admit it and they chose that path themselves.
>>35056012Bruh, they were so crunchy.
I don't understand sex dynamics.If I squat on a guy's dick and call him names, am I not doing labor and putting on a big show to serve and pleasure him at the cost of what would please me instead? How is that dominant of me?If I decide I want sex, lie back, call him in to do all the work, he gets all tense and sweaty trying desperately to please me, how is that him dominating me? Am I not in control of everything while he's serving me?
I am kinda beginning to understand why Adam ate the apple. Women are so much fun
We have now proved that women are all skanks.
>>35056019What goes through your head when such obvious signs are given to you? I know what you mean about the self doubts and overthinking with autists I dated one and she seemed so fucking dense on the outside she would complain I wasn't giving her affection or showing interest but I'd be giving her every single physical gesture in the fucking book from thigh stroking to ass smacking to caresses and kisses and hugs and everything and she just sat there as if nothing was happening and ignored it entirely to instead rant about some niche shit. Explain it to me
Femanon, why aren't we cuddling rn?
>>35056025dominant and submissive have almost zero meaningful application in 80% of peoples' sex lives. They are terms that used to be reserved for people with extremely niche levels of excessive sexual and romantic desires. Normal people aren't anywhere close enough to either extreme to need to use those terms. Thats why thinking in such binaries starts to lose sense. Just have sex with your lover and learn what they like. There is literally nothing else that matters.
>>35056026Adam ate the apple because he was a simp orbiter who didn't want to get denied sex if he said no to Eve
>>35056031She's busy whoring herself out to the worst person you know (that isn't you).
>>35056028Anxiety, insecurity, paranoia. I knew what was up, but shut down the feelings and obvious signs thinking "theres no way". It was a way, and like I said the male family members ripped on me for it. Because she obviously liked me and I had such self doubt that I ignored it. Years later, I still feel like a fucking idiot. Especially when families about to pull your man card for it.
Kino.https://youtu.be/FM4fbnJWrhg
Anyone here have plantar fasciitis and fix it?How?Doc gave me some stretches and they help a bit but not completely
>>35056023I know you get this a lot, but man I wish you were dead.
>>35055777Top row, but not Caroline Ellison. I'm sorry, but she's too ugly. The asian girls have potential. Asians are like a blank slate. It's all about dolling them up. The jewess in the green shirt is unironically cute. >>35055804In my experience, this is bullshit, but you need to be really unashamed about being a loser. If you try to be an exemplary wagecuck but fail at it, then yeah, that's the kiss of death. But if you're committed to your own projects, as long as they aren't embarrassing, you will be fine, even if you don't make a dime. So many women I've been with, some almost as broke as me, have liked to give me money. I don't even ask for it. They just offer it.
>>35056036Well they can fuck off for trying to pull your man card. Just because you got sensory or cognitive overwhelm and needed time to process shit doesn't make you less of a man. Just means in the future you tell girls you don't like spontaneous shit and you prefer dirty talk it verbal affirmations
>>35056045They had a point dude.
>>35056045>the cure for autistically avoiding sex is to become turboautistRight
>>35056047Their point only applies in their framework, it doesn't have to apply to yours if you legit got autism. You're not a retard you knew what was up but if you are getting sensory jamming up your ass you're not going to be able to socially perform instantly after spontaneous shit gets thrown on you. Everyone has a limitation and yours just happens to be that I don't see how they're right in questioning your masculinity over it
>>35056051This is serious levels of projection and cope.
Yo baby momma aint even post a singleDamn, where she at?Damn, where she at?
>>35056052Ok fine we can just go for the black or white fatalistic mindset then, he is doomed forever fucked forever it's so over bros!
>>35056058There aren't any.
>>35056057Or….next time he just chooses not to fumble it. You are the worst kind of person to ever give anyone advice.
Loneliness has broken me. The damage has now snowballed into an avalanche.
Women, do you do it?
>>35055819There's no contradiction here. It's just that people, women included, usually don't understand submission, so people call themselves submissive when in fact they are dominant. If your idea of being submissive is to have a slave to take care of you and will indulge your desires, then you're taking the dominant role. Most women have the potential of being submissive, but their default state is being dominant. You need to dick them really good and not tolerate their bullshit to bring out their submission. You know it has happened because they start finding arousing things they otherwise would have found humiliating.
>>35056066All women are sluts? I agree.
>>35056066Is this about getting fucked in the ass?
Whats the ultimate "male only" kink?Whats the ultimare "women only" kink?
>>35056070It's about scat.
>>35055907>A girl told me she didnt want to date/relationship, but she was looking for a friend with benefits that she could hook up with every other week or so, but she only wanted one guy.Nigga, you found the ideal woman and you let her slip through your fingers when she was throwing herself at you as free pussy no attachments.
>>35056051I have aspergers, kind of like 50% autistic. But social experience has made me a bit better than others. I saw the signs dude, right up front and center. It was insecurity, self doubt, and a lot of low self esteem. I couldnt believe it, I was like "is this real?" In my head the whole time. I saw it, they saw it, she knew what she was doing. But there was a barrier there. I had the same thing happen to me working at a punk/metal bar in richmond. This punk girl kept looking at me, smiling, playing with her hair, over heard her say I was cute. My boss let me to go talk to her and I said some dumb shit about work. And he just gave me a weird look like "im literally giving you permission to walk away from your fucking job to talk to this girl"
>>35056058There is no such thing as a world without Jews for you. If the Children of Israel were no more, you would find a new eternal enemy. I’d love to see it. Maybe you all would finally confront the profound hypocrisies within your own movement, maybe start killing each other over whether or not Christianity is a Jewish trick.
>>35056072>menImpregnation>womenWhichever one disappoints her father the most.
>>35056070It's being a cheating whore
>>35056072only men like getting cucked im pretty sure and i think cnc stuff is basically for women
It’s the first of the month anons. Time for your sniff test.
>>35056025Kind of unrelated butCowgirl is awkward, for the girl to feel pleasure they have to take it all in and still rub themselves while trying to entertain. It always feels weird, rhough maybe I am doing it wrong.Missionary we are both comfortable and rubbing against each other. Its very hot when we both move at the same rythm. You can kiss and see each other, pretty romantic.Doggie is also really fun because you can fuck the shit out of them and they dont see it coming. The moans feel the most genuine with this.My favorite is prone bone and that one does feel more dominant for me and the girl always comes. Theres something about it that is more sensual.Honorable mention to standing shower sex. Soaping and cleaning each other while slowly getting so horny you have to do it there is peak cinema.
>>35056081Women are so lame and such cheating whores.
>>35056082>only men like getting cucked im pretty sure100% false. Bisexual girls tend to be open to invite women to bed or even let me fuck around. Straight girls tend to hate it though, yes, unless it's a humiliation fetish, but it's rare.
>>35056082is it false allegations that make men not want to do cnc? would more men be into it if the girl signed a contract of consent before hand?
We need to ban women from atoga.
>>35056085Don't sleep on the mating press.
>>35056091Contrary to what you may believe. Most men are very uncomfortable with the idea of having sex with a woman who doesn't want it.
>>35056091The simple fact is that men, no matter how much women want to pretend otherwise, are instinctively and biologically repulsed by the woman they're with disliking sex. The woman enjoying it and desiring you is fundamental, any man who isn't wired that way is the severe outlier. The idea of LARPing rape as a kink only works when you're intellectually aware she's just roleplaying and you're helping her get off. Actually raping women or seeing her upset and unwilling is typically repulsive on its own.
>>35056082>and i think cnc stuff is basically for womenAs a man, I love cnc, to the point I try to only date women who are into it.
>>35056091It's the false allegation fear + the jarring feeling of it that turns me off. The idea of degrading and abusing a woman even if it's just for roleplay is fucking creepy especially if this is the same woman I just kissed good morning and exchanged I love yous that same day. Cnc shit just feels like pissing all over the sentimental value of the relationship
>>35056091The end goal is for them to be traumatized “safely”. You know guys aren’t actually misogynists and don’t actually hate their girl, right? Her giving you permission to hurt her in a fundamental way doesn’t make it more attractive to do.
>>35056090im more referring to the humiliation aspect, yes. its the most 1:1 analogue for male cuckoldry, which doesnt really exist for straight girls sharing men afaik. I could be wrong but im pretty sure male cuck fetishism operates on a degree of male psychology which doesnt really exist with women. I could be wrong, if there are any female cucks like the above feel free to explain. But I dont think its really a thing.
>>35056097>are instinctively and biologically repulsed by the woman they're with disliking sexI'm the anon who just said he loved cnc, but this is true. What turns me on is to make a woman going from hating it to loving it. Would never rape someone without her consent though. Mostly because I don't want to go to jail, but also because there's a chance she will just hate it and that's not a turn on for me.
>>35056096>>35056097Therefore we can conclude that only lesser beings (a.k.a. women and non-whites) enjoy rape. God, I hate women and browns.
There is no way this is a real demo is this? This is fucking goonbait!
I did get a hooker one time, she was a 10/10 blonde college girl of from backpage. She was really hot, sprawled over top of me, put that condom in her mouth and worked her way down. My eyes rolled in the back of my head and almost fell asleep. She was working me, and had the greatest looking pussy, sank my fingers in and she was so tight. Of course took my balls in her hand, I couldnt even make a sound, but gasp. Came to the door with an army green tank top, and cut off Jean shorts. Gave me a hug, talked for a bit. Took a piss and shes on my bed sprawled out. I eventually told my dad one drunken night, and he wasnt even mad. Just wished I didnt have her show up at the house. And she came alone.
>>35056097This is true. There's a big difference between lady-like token playful resistance and actual resistance.
>Cop who "accidently" pulls the wig off every black woman who resists arrest
Is all this ceaseless misogyny really justified? (YES)
>>35056093But who will ignore our questions?
GendersShould I buy a bunch of beer and get drunk today
>>35056114Other men.Your waifu.
>>35056115Getting drunk is bad unless you're a woman. In that case you should have 100 beers in an hour.
>>35056091>would more men be into it if the girl signed a contract of consent before hand?I think it would be a lot better if women were more explicit with what they want when it comes to cnc, because what women want when it comes to that is very different, one woman's extra kinky is another woman's mild
>>35056041Yes, everyone makes death threats at namefags. You are not special.
My team is losing the most important match if the year. Don't post stupid shit foid or else
>>35056121Liverpool?
>>35056119Where was the threat?
>>35056072Getting fucked in the ass.Getting vibed like you're digging for gold.
>>35056096i'd understand this worry if it was him who brought up doing cnc in the bedroom, but not if she's the one who brought it up and is encouraging it which is the case the majority of the time>>35056097> only works when you're intellectually aware she's just roleplaying and you're helping her get off.is this not always established beforehand? as well as 'safeword' to ensure she knows how to communicate to him to properly stop if she truly didn't like it>>35056099fair>>35056100i'd argue the end goal is more based on wanting rough kinky sex where she is getting fully dominated by a man she trusts.
>>35056123W*men don't know what words mean.
>>35056119Most don't get them. Your ex doesn't. Just the worst, most disgusting, bottom tier ones.
>>35056104Is that Vers Dijkmans?
I'm about to ruin someone's NNN
>>35056104Hot. Gonna get that done to me.
>>35056125Are you a woman or a man?
Women won't ruin my NNN. I won't let them.
>>35056085>peak cinemaShower sex is the most ass thing ever. Humid and damp and chilly, dissection table lighting, both parties legs aching trying to adjust for the height difference with feet planted on slippery tiles, still have to do the mundane task of washing up before or after.
>>35056127No, he does too. I've seen it with my eyes. You can't gaslight me.
>>35056129I blew my bf first thing in the morning. I don't think he even knows what NNN is, but he's not allowed to do it anyway.
>>35056131woman
>>35056135Women are ontologically evil.
>>35056136Give me your contact so I can indulge your rape kink
>>35056135This isn't hot because you're JH.
>>35056133>Humid and damp and chilly, dissection table lighting, both parties legs aching trying to adjust for the height difference with feet planted on slippery tilesNTA, but I could flick it to that description alone. I love shower sex.
>>35055777>using white women as the low IQ exampleAnyways, not mutually exclusive. Skeptical it's true in general. The smartest guy I met in my undergrad (math major) was a 6'5" Nordic that looked like an Aryan statue. I doubt women in STEM are less good looking on average than the general population, at least by any nontrivial degree. I did some graduate school in Italy, also in math, and the girls there were gorgeous (like the average Italian girl).>pic rel average Italian theoretical physicist So basically, cope. Some people are just better than you in every way.
>>35056121Play better.
>>35056142Sicilian, not Italian. Fuck you, northern scum.
>>35056106We were drinking Pepsi and she was playing with my dog. Minutes later shes on my bed telling me she likes my dick and I should lose more weight. Hahaha.
Having a gf is hard because if you try to play rape her how are you supposed to distinguish a no (yes) from a no (no)?
>>35056144zitto, terrone
Can someone explain to me why so many people in online spaces still pretend as if online dating is the only way to meet people?Match Inc. yearly report states less than one million active accounts across all apps within the western hemisphere. For perpective , thats as many people as Counter Strikes concurrent player count.Split among dozen of millions who are single ,thats a niche at the very best.
>>35056144Stop evading taxes, you're way worse than niggers.
>>35056125Cnc is not merely kinky sex or rough sex. It is rape in everything except name. There is no difference in actions or words between cnc and rape.
>>35056146simple, with the use of a previously established safeword taking place as the real 'no'
>>35056150>not giving money to pedophiles at the government is worse than killing and raping
Women Should I date a communist-conservative womant. Male
>>35056146You talk about it beforehand. You give her some safe words. And you don't absolutely destroy her beyond recognition the very first time you rape her, unless she explicitly asked for it. But otherwise you start on the gentle side of rape and see how she reacts. Then you talk about it and next time you adapt to what you have learned. Rinse and repeat.
Honestly if the bitch tells me she wants cnc I automatically assume she has grippy socks at home from the time she went to a mental hospital for her BPD
>>35056154Kinda gotta have visual signals too i’d imagine.
>>35056152rape is not consensual while cnc is 100% consensual that alone makes them entirely different things>>35056161some do, but its not necessary, those can be missed, but a safeword is hard to miss/ not hear
My mother in law is insanely mean, but also kind of stupid, and a control freak and I don’t know how to deal with her
Nurturing mommy femdom,anyone?
>>35056133I dont know. Having a girl wash my dick, looking at it like its the best. Thing she's seen. I get to soap her boobs and butt, gently caress her skin and see how the water washes and reveals more of her wet body, getting my dick close to her when we want to share the shower, then kissing and doing it there is *cheff kiss*I feel like not too many people appreciate the sensuality that leads to the sex.
>>35056139Just bring up her funny past if you want her to run away.
>>35056161It depends. Did she tell you to keep going even if she's crying and fighting back? Then you keep going unless she used her safe word. But if she guaranteed you she would take it like a champ and then she's clearly struggling and losing her shit, probably a good idea to check on her. Truth be told, some women don't like this though. They really want to get raped. But in my experience it's not a good idea to rape an unreasonable person.
>>35056154>Grown adults having to learn boundaries and how to say yes no please and thank you in the form of rapeIdk man something is weird AF about it all it just ain't right
>>35056164Accept she's older than you and wiser
>>35056158>you start on the gentle side of rapeWe got ourselves a connoisseur of rape over here. Kek
>>35056168Fuck off BV
>>35056164Pray she dies sooner than later. You married into that shit.
>>35056162>but a safeword is hard to miss/ not hearwhat u doin letting her get sounds out?
>>35056162>that alone makes them entirely different thingsThe physical acts themselves are exactly the same.
>>35056169>in my experience it's not a good idea to rape an unreasonable personI love 4chan.
2D might be the only option at this point.
Oh but why can't guys just be friends with women they tell you. This is why women are being performative when they say they will be your wingman. They will not. I now realize they will do everything possible to silently sabotage you when you try to find a girlfriend and have a relationship. This changed the context of a lot of our prior conversations and I see the last couple years I was single now but she was my "friend" in a much different light.
>>35056176sex is rarely that climatic that a single word wont be able to be communicated, especially if needed>>35056170that's a strange way to look at it>>35056178you are wrong on so many levels
>>35056183Woah, did she catch feelings just like I said she would?
>>35056183Nut on her chest then leave
>>35056104Who is the audience for this? 99% of women are not going to be able to get 99% of men in these stupid fucking submissions.
>>35055777kkkkmfk
>>35056184>you are wrong on so many levelsIf an actor and actress are kissing, they are performing a romance. It’s still a real kiss though, idiot.
>>35056172There are just so many ways of raping a woman, man. No two rape sluts are alike. I think the issue with the guy from your pic is that he isn't making sure his wife always cum. Once a woman starts cumming from rape, they will fall in love with it. Not that you should force this on an unwilling participant though. It would be as unethical as keep forcefully injecting heroin on someone until they get addicted.
>>35056122River plate
I am right about everything. All of the time. This makes me sad.
>>35056183WELL, I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUNDCAUSE I KNOW THE SOUNDI KNOW THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART
>>35056188He just wanted an excuse to hump and embrace stacy, leave him alone.
>>35056183Skill issueMy female friend and I already had a failed fling and we are comfortable talking about our dates and what not now. Look for better friends.
>>35056191believe what you wish, your life.
Thinkin bout the femanon who almost ended up on the backroom casting couch
>>35056195That's because you're a soft boi simp cuck at heart. You should revel in our superiority to women
>>35056145And she had this really bubbly, kind, personality. It wasnt like she was like "ok, im here, fuck me and give me the money". She was into it, looking back, "oh, anon" and hearing that for the first time..fuuuck
>>35056137No. I just don't want an internet meme denying me the ability to get a guy off.>>35056139That's rude.
>>35056186She didn't catch feelings. Maybe she caught feelings for the fact I am no longer going to be her friend in the box that she thought she would always have at her beck and call. There's more to the convo and I can't tell you how pissed I am. I had feelings for her early on but she made it clear that wasn't going to happen, but wanted to stay just friends. Which I was fine with, like I made my peace with that a long time ago. I just now finally realize it was a parasitic friendship and ngl I am mad about it.
>>35056190>Do Femanons Like BBC?yeah i cheated with one once wch i accept was wrong
>>35056203I miss the autistic one that liked airports and constantly tracks flights for fun.
>>35056164That shit gets passed down you know.
>>35056173lol is the obsessed pedo spammer really just bv with no name on?
>>35056125It is established, but it still isn't fun seeing her say no and getting into character. You still enjoy seeing a woman moan and beg for your touch, and you cant just turn that off to roleplay a kink. At least in my experience.
Turkeyyyyyyy turkey
>>35056146You have a safe word that she only uses if she wants you to stop. Most people just use red, like a red light. That way she can scream no all she wants.
>>35056207She obviously caught feelings, nigga. The reason she didn't act on them, perhaps why she didn't even realize she had them, was because she didn't respect you for staying single waiting for her, but now you got a girlfriend she realized you were a worthy catch and is bitter.
>>35056184Just accept that you're the weird one and that most people aren't into pretending to be raped
Men, would you prefer if your gf baked you coffee cake or banana bread?
Foids be like>All men are rapists, #metoo, believe all women, if she didn't say yes but didn't say no either it's still rape, if you were drunk and she was drunk it's still rape >But please give me cnc, roleplay rape me and leave physical markers on my body that visually suggests I have been recently sexually assaulted. Make me emotionally feel as though I have been raped, I promise I won't make any false accusations teehee
>>35056221Coffee cake, I think
>>35056221no thank you
>>35056183This is larp, right? Women dont do this shit. This is pure male psychology on display, these dynamics are never like this.
>>35056221Coffee cake. Banana bread is like the Tutorial mode of baking.
>>35056221Coffee cake please
>>35056221Banana bread. I don't drink caffeine
>>35056221Coffee cake, please.
>>35056227Bro this is 100% real. That fucking happened. But like I was telling other dude, she didn't catch feelings for me. She caught feelings for thinking I would always be the lonely guy that needed her friendship because I didn't have any other relationships.
>>35056223>I promise I won't make any false accusations teeheeWomen NEVER accuse a man they respect, even if that respect comes from his abuse. The guys who get accused are almost always the nice guys who try to save them after they broke up with their abusive bf.
>>35056204I am actually a very romantic and loving man at heart, though I wouldn't take a woman's crap. I could love so much, yet this world only has a place for hatred, as corny as it sounds. Chuds were born to love, but forced to hate due to their circumstances and their dismay with the state of things.
>>35056167>>35056181>>35056190>>35056224Get a life.
>>35056239So everything I said is true
>>35056240>fell for it
>>35056181Can't genuinely think of anything more gross than fucking a pajet.
>>35056237>You need to appease the woman and posture like a stoic statue to gain her respect at all times. One false move and she accuses youSounds like being on the leash of a psycho BPD
>>35056223Certain women are turned on by the purely primal element of being so desired that a man refuses all social norms and rules to pursue you, even against her will. The raw submission in needing to endure it due to your physical weakness is a component.This of course conflicts with their desire for dignity, personhood, love, agency. Which explains the complicated relationship some of these women have with said feelings.
>>35056243A backstabber.
>>35056241No.
>>35056212The only person in these threads who dislikes JH is BV. That's a fact, Jack.
>>35056217>my main chatbot is just a masseur that gets handsy and then takes advantage of me>my secondary chatbot is a client that outright uses (me) the masseuseNta but I'm pretty sure rape is one of the most common fetishes out there
>>35056243Imagine the smell
>>35056239Lol weak faggot. They hate you cuz they can smell it on you
>>35056224I ain't clicking that.
>>35056245Yeah well tough shit that's life there's many men who have the primal urge to beat the shit out of someone who annoys them but they remain civil because they're not apes. How come women get a free pass into regressing into a raped chimpanzee with their CNC shit?
>>35055906>What's the best way for a man to call things off after just having sex a few times?Be brutally honest. Tell her you just wanted to a one night stand/casual sex. Tell her you don't want a relationship with her at all. Also be extremely carefully, people are becoming mentally disturbed/unstable. Make sure you block her and or yeah just be careful.
>>35055850I knew his taste in porn was him yearning for a milf, not fantasizing about an older woman taking advantage of a adolescent boy. Wasn't sure at first, when he shared his screen to show me what he was looking at, it caught me off guard since I could never see the relation we had that was relevant to his fetish. I looked past it anyway. He turned out to be the most respectable and morally good person.Dude just wanted a hot mom to bang, nothing fucked up about it and is completely normal. Both loli and shota are inhumane fetishes imho, but for him I suppose it was his own fucked up projection due to childhood trauma and abuse.At the time I felt obligated to look at loli/shota to be closer to him, but it fucked me up entirely and I somewhat wish he didn't show me. I have my own fucked up fetishes, but those two were never part of it originally.
>>35056250That's simply untrue.
>>35056251For me, my favorite is a masseuse who has me put on a blindfold, then lets me use her pussy to lose my virginity (actually just skillfully using her hands and selling the illusion well).
>>35055973I know of 3 but they're more light skinned and not very kind.
>>35056260Prove it.
Did ENTJ make those?
This is the first time you deleted something right after I've seen it.I wonder why.I'd like to think it was about your friend but if it was about me, you're free to explain yourself.I'm moving forward otherwise.
>>35056259Were you older than him or what?
>>35056254It's not weakness, you fag.
I should let go and give in to the urge of beating the shit out of people that don't like. I should be more violent. I should let off.
>>35056261Unironically a hot concept
>>35056266you're the side-piece don't worry about it
>>35056256being on the receiving end of cnc still involves consent for both partiesbeating someone up isnt really consensual. i guess a guy could find a girl into getting beat(?)
>>35056270We call this "being brown".
>>35056221I made both of these recently so I don't need a gf.
>>35056273You're missing the point. I'm saying it's regressive to go too deep into lizard brain territory especially if you're white
>>35056164Talk to your wife that her mother is mentally unstable and a big bully meanie.
>>35056264I guess I can't. But it's silly to assume everybody but one person likes me.
>>35056269It is. You sit and stew like an impotent little eunuch because that's all you can do
>>35056275Do you need a bf?
>>35056273>i guess a guy could find a girl into getting beat(?)It's called impact play, you fucking philistine, and many women are into it.
>>35056221Coffee crumble cake, please.
>>35056275Mine will be prettier.
>>35056267A couple years younger, much shorter than him and I was on the chubby side. He was only attracted to my and ass and thighs.
>>35056280Untrue.
>>35056239>I am actually a very romantic and loving man at heart, though I wouldn't take a woman's crap. I could love so much, yet this world only has a place for hatred, as corny as it sounds. Chuds were born to love, but forced to hate due to their circumstances and their dismay with the state of thingsWhat a simp cuck faggot
>>35056275My liege, I kneel.
>>35056275Paul Holleywood glares at you skeptically
>>35056274I'm white, not giving a piece to someone who pisses on you is cuck behavior
>>35056285Well, thick thighs save lives, but, as the sex freak I am, I would have sexualized your whole body.
>>35056288I don't simp, I'm neither a cuck nor a faggot.
>>35056259>wanted a """"milf"""">she's youngerzoomers are funny
>>35056293Put your name back on, soft boi
Men how many of you have already lost nnn
>>35056277i'd argue if theres any time to regress and be vulnerable its with your partner whom you trust>>35056282then there's your match made in heaven anon, go find one of them
Taken 3 is on the TV this is prettyhard to watch
>>35056286The Chihuahua in human form
>>35056297I don't give a fuck about NNN, but I haven't cum in like three weeks.
>>35056275The top loaf looks like it tried to escape the pan halfway through baking and lost the fight. That surface isn’t rustic it’s a crime scene of cracks, collapses, and what appear to be banana chunks that gave up on life and just sank into the batter. Someone’s kitchen timer is currently in witness protection.The cake underneath is doing the absolute most with that frosting while the actual cake is doing the absolute least. The crumb looks dense enough to use as a doorstop, and that missing slice isn’t because someone already enjoyed it, it’s someone needed to check if it was cake or a brick and still isn’t sure.
>>35056297We don't do that.
>>35056279Why? /atoga/ doesn't have very many posters. I think it's more likely you have only 1 hater than you have 5.
>>35056298>then there's your match made in heaven anon, go find one of themMy current girl is already into it.
>>35056183Women love having a male friend attracted to them without ever saying it. It makes them feel validated and wanted and valuable as a person. Its just not comfortable to outright admit that. Obviously you giving a ton of energy and passion to someone else is a blow to their comfort. The problem is that women aren't the active sex. They dont chase. They dont approach or confess or any of that. Its not how they're built. So that subtle tension in a relationship being taken away has no outlet, they have no recourse that is mentally palatable.
>>35056300I am not a stupid animal. I can't say the same about most of you.
>>35056302They were actually both moist and delicious.
>>35056302Thanks chatgpt
>>35056307Yet you act like one, curious
>>35056227It's happened hundreds of times lol>foid enjoys only getting his attention without giving up her pussy>never helps him get any because that would mean 0 attention for her>he gets a gf and now she is no longer his center of attention or her emotional tamponYou now realize why every civilization avoided giving equal rights to female creatures.
>>35056312I had a great time at the Diwali festival last night, they have such amazing dances.
>>35056298>i'd argue if theres any time to regress and be vulnerable its with your partner whom you trustTrust is a higher virtue, going into lizard nigger brain rape mode means that sort of thing takes a backseat.
>>35056236Are u sure...? She seems really torn up. I find it hard to believe this isn't outright jealousy in her words. Even if she's said otherwise I honestly bet she might be unable to admit it to herself.
>>35056310I disagree, unlike normgroids who are doomed to forever be soulless creatures without meaning.
GenderWhat was your favorite movie as a kid?
Hit me up in the ‘cord. As soon as i make one….
>>35056326M. Easy. Jurassic Park.
>>35056317I was one of the few white guys in the crowd by the main stage.
>>35056314foids deeply resenting men for not enjoying implicit cuckoldry whilst resenting and reviling literal cuckoldry is always funny to see. Not that cucks are heros or anything, but... Thats what you're asking for. He's your ideal male friend. The logical conclusion of what many of these bitches are saying they want. Maybe its a "seeing how the sausage is made" kinda thing? idk.
One day I'll have my american dad clips gf to laugh at rogers antics and cheer when he gets his ass kicked
Would you pay $68 for a pizza (plus tax and tip) or is this a scam basically?
>>35056343you're posting this a bit too repetitively but i want this too, so i'l let it slide fellow american dadchad
>>35055777bottomI want White kids
>>35056348<3
>>35056322So wait, do you think if I broke up with my girlfriend today, she would immediately get with me?
>>35056349>I want White kidsyou can't even afford one year of daycare thoschool? lmao get rekt
>>35056346Gotta pay NYC rent somehow. It’s probably a good pizza, but no I won’t be buying that. It’s just capitalism and it’s by far not even the worst example.
>>35056353Don’t let that femanon demon mess with your life.
>>35056353Im not sure. Maybe. Like I said, it's not certain. But it just feels really weird to think she's totally against the idea of it now, thats all. Even if she is, I dont think you should do it anyway. Just to be clear. In fact that's probably the worst decision you could make in this situation.
>>35056358I'm a guy and am explicitly saying he absolutely shouldn't go for her - my point is that her sincerely discovering/admitting to herself she might feel a little more actually makes her far worse and perhaps justifies not even continuing the friendship anymore.
>>35056353NoShe would immediately reintegrate you into her harem of Beta attention sluts. Now she can once again milk you for all the affirmation and eomotional capacity of a bf without having sex ort any form of commitment. Also a nice boost from being more important to you than women who will actually fuck you despit enot letting you near her pussy.Beta orbiting has nothing to do with friendship, never doe snever will. And yes, this is Beta orbiting, ebcause legit female friends react to you having a new gf in the same way as guy friends would. And btw, the whole "we can tell everything to each other" is your red flag that a woman intends to use you as her emotional cumdumpster. You are welcome.
Oh boy I want to live in NYC and be an actor in one of those community theatres and volunteer at an animal shelter and jog through central park and have some sort of job that wont kill me
>>35056295He settled with what he was able to get. His gf before me was short too, but actually had milf qualities despite her height. She mommied the fuck out of him and even vowed to have sex together after marriage since she was religious.
It's cool to live in a cosmopolitan city where you can go to an Indian street festival and get a Trappist Ale from the Belgian Beer Huis.
>>35055777Arwen best wife for literally ever.
>>35056360You don’t understand women at all. You know how a little child will have toys that they never play with and don’t care about, but the second another kid wants to play with it they snatch it away from them? That’s women.
Oh how I envy you big city mice. But its not all sunshine and rainbows I know that
>>35056362Seems like only tech guys can afford thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTzumLDnauA
>>35056346Ok not all their pizzas are $68, just that one
>>35056366Damn. Is it really like that? That just seems a really harsh thing to say, even about women. It can't actually be that bad can it?
Starting to rain… drip drip drip
>>35056374>they don't know
>>35056366You could be right. I've only ever had romantic relations, not platonic relationships with women. I've only ever experienced jealousy through the lens of an ex being angry im with a new person, so I could just be speaking too speculatively here. It just seems weird, thats all.
How cooked with this relationship? Can you imagine being with somebody and not wanting them to announce when they were cumming?
>>35056375Everything women do makes a lot more sense once you accept the fact that they are just children in an older body.
>>35056381>Can you imagine being with somebody and not wanting them to announce when they were cumming?Yes. Ideally they wouldn't need to.
>>35056379The problem you make is taking their words at face value.
>>35056363>She mommied the fuck out of him and even vowed to have sex together after marriage since she was religious.If taht s not enough to tell you that he is extremely retarded I won'd even know what to say. Any person to whom sexlessness is not just tolerable but an outright bonus ios the reddest of flags. He was looking for mommy 2.0, and you don't fuck your mom. The marriage thing was just an excuse.
>>35056375
>>35056173>>35056212I'm at work ya NEETS
GenderHow enthusiastic are you about music?
She broke, I'm up.
Guys, you could probably have this if you wanted to.
>>35056393You don't have a job
M, if your ex was a psycho with a history of violence and committed a felony, what stops you from collecting evidence and reporting her to the police so she's locked up for good? Do you think having the feds monitor her every footprint is enough cause her constant fear so she'll never inflict her vile and sick nature around anyone ever again?
>>35056346>Would you pay $68 for a pizza (plus tax and tip) or is this a scam basically?If anyone propositioned me with a $68 pizza, I would beat the fuck out of them.>>35056326>What was your favorite movie as a kid?I had a few. The Prince of Egypt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (that's the Johnny Depp one), Lilo & Stitch, LotR, Shrek 2, Hunchback or Notre Dame. Just so many bangers. >>35056362I used to want to go to Juilliard and be a Broadway actress. I thought it was prestigious and took way more skill than Hollywood acting, which was more about looks. Then I went to NYC one time and realized that living there long enough to even get cast as like an extra or understudy would take too long before I inevitably killed myself.>>35056374Anyone paying that shit is too rich for their own good.>>35056381Can you imagine not being able to tell when your partner is cumming?>>35056396>How enthusiastic are you about music?It's one of two things that kept me from killing myself most of my life.
>>35056381Real life isnt anime
>>35056405>Then I went to NYC one time and realized that living there long enough to even get cast as like an extra or understudy would take too long before I inevitably killed myself.if you ever want to go back I will pay for the ticket
>>35056405Recommend me a song. The first thing that comes to mind.
either genderwhat is an appropriate amount of chicken nuggets to have as a meal?
>>35056404>M, if your ex was a psycho with a history of violence and committed a felony, what stops you from collecting evidence and reporting her to the police so she's locked up for good? Do you think having the feds monitor her every footprint is enough cause her constant fear so she'll never inflict her vile and sick nature around anyone ever again?Make sure you have good evidence or it could back fire on you. What has your pscyho ex done that you want the feds to monitor her?
>>35056410Mif it fits your macros
>>35056326F Lion King. Shit was so cringe, I larped as a cub and roleplayed with my beanie babies as if we were all a pride. So fucking grateful that I didn't become a furry because of this.
moidswho is doing NNN
Remember, it's never too late to turn things around.
>halloween memes about cheating keep popping up for me>am now seeing women do it too, twisting the dynamic into shit like "when he aint responding to your texts and you know he getting straight teeth from a dentist and neck from a vampire" onlineGenders,are we slowly devolving into the cuck panopticon, i hear about cheating even from regular people so often now.
Girls are so cute
>>35056412thats not a number, give me a number!
>>35056419as many as fit inside your macro requirements
>>35056414Why would I do that? What I do with my penis doesn't depend on lame memes.
>>35056414I forgot it was november. I already jerked off this morning so I guess it's already over.
>>35056413That's adorable.
I saw all these really short women in the crowd at the festival yesterday, seems almost physically unfeasible to have sex with someone that small.
>>35056411Animal abuse, sexual assault, possession of CSAM on her pc while she was terminally online here.
>>35056413How old were you? Because if you were 5, then it was cute, but I have a feeling you were more like 14.
>>35056420anon...
>>35056415we're not hitting the brakes son, I can promise you that
>>35056415The pilot was 13 hours into NNN, that's all the explanation needed.
>>35056414me but not because of the challenge, im just quitting porn and rewiring my brain via nofap
>>35056425What does the M stand for? Material?
>>35056408lol>>35056409>Recommend me a song. https://youtu.be/33mjGmfy7PA>The first thing that comes to mind.https://youtu.be/XwOLOt2ZcJsIn contention for my favorite song.
>>35056431You will fail. I will make you fail
either genderwould you be upset or grateful if ur partner made u brownies but didnt tell u they had shrooms in them until afterwards?
>>35056438MYes
>>35056438Why would anyone be grateful for that?
>>35056439? what>>35056440cause u get to get high
>>35056438I would be upset.if we frequently did shrooms anyway, then I probably wouldn't mind much, but as somebody who doesn't really do any drugs and barely drinks I would be quite upset to be randomly drugged. Even though my experiences with shrooms in the past have been fine.
>>35056438MI'd unironically commit domestic abuse
>>35056433CSAM is short for Chainsaw-Man, a manga/anime autists like for some reason. My psycho ex was obsessed with it, but didn't pay for any of it. It was all pirated.
>>35056437but i wont thoughbeit. i deleted all my porn, even.
>>35056433Yeah. She went on Twitter for it too.
>>35056438>fatshitters is an addictDISAPPOINTING.
>>35056438Upset, because she knows I'm smashing that whole tray and that's gonna be a bad trip.
>>35056400> 5/10?> 100k debt?> kleptomaniac?> psychotic episodes?Sign me up for the rest of my life!
>>35056438Do you have any normal fucking kinks or is it all obesity, feederism, rape, furshit, violating consent in various ways. This is what happens when you have no friends or parental figures or influence and you're raised by the internet
>>35056396mmeh
>>35056438I wouldn't lose my shit, but I would spank her as a punishment for doing something inconsiderate.
>>3505641020
>>35056446>closes tab after jerking off>opens new tab next jerk offYeah deleting is not gonna help you.
>>35056441>cause u get to get highWhy are you tricking me? Just ask if I want to get high.
>>35056441Id be upset. I didnt even see the grateful because who in the world would be grateful for getting drugged without consent?
>>35056445It's a shame this manga shares the same acronym for illegal material.
>>35056400I'm confused.>unemployed>100k in debt>somehow lives in what appears to be a reasonably nice apartmentDoesn't add up.
>>35055777Top if not asian
My porn folder has 32,000 files
>>35055907she's a hoe anon. It's simple
>>35056463That's every w*man.
>>35056259That's interesting, do you think people like him can move past their fetishes and become normal? Or do you think he's permanently stuck or atleast tainted by something like that?Also do you think your fetishes and the ones he gave you are permanent or say anything about you fundamentally? Do you belive you could move past it and if so should people look past it? Do you want to to begin with?
>>35056438I'd report her to the police immediately. To say nothing of breaking up.
>>35056462rookie numbers
>>35056462Folder size?
>>35056451i dont have a kink for drugging people lols it was literally just a hypothetical cause im bored and wanted to see what ppl would say>>35056448i wish, ive never been high or drunk in my life
>>35056436I meant one song, but thanks.The first one made me think of this one for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY
>>35056471>i wish, ive never been high or drunk in my lifeYou made such a mess of your life stone cold sober? Damn.
>>35056473r u gonna shove me into a locker next, stop bullying me its cringe
>>35056466>reporting her to the policeFor what? What crime? Fucking narc (not narcissist this time)
>>35056135Couples are disqualified from nnn because it'll ruin what they already have going on. That is, unless both agree to it and wait to have crazy sex til the last day once the clock strikes 12AM
>>35056456i will report back in a month and prove u wrong.
>>35056467what's yours>>3505646947gb
Dear women,Start looking like this.Sincerely, Everyone.
Women complain about rape then want consensual rape playWhy should we take them seriously?
>>35056481>what's yoursI have no idea, buffer overflow somewhere past 3tb lmao
>>35056454What the fuck is wrong with you, you're a lunatic. Finish the entire bag while you're at it
>>35056477Possession/use of a Schedule I controlled substance. Knowingly administering to another a controlled substance. Placing a harmful or hazardous substance in any food or confection.>>35056481That's really not that much. I cleaned mine out multiple times and I'm at 227 GB now.
>>350564873tb is crazy bro u goonmog me
>>35056481>47gbAmateurI got a separate drive for mine.>>35056485>Why should we take them seriously?Proof that men ignore consent, even in their own posts.
It’s an amazing Adams and the ants and Billy Idol kind l night for me.
>>35056415>*record scratch">*freeze frame*
Starwars? I remember watching it, i dont remember anything. It was never something I enjoyed
are porn folders primarily a millennial and older thing? i rarely see gen z partake, they save their porn in other ways or just follow content creators/scenes on social media that they like.
Genders,If your partner never once expresses visible jealousy or nerves at you EVER during your relationship, is that actually bad? I feel like you should be just a bit jealous at times. Not a lot, but non-zero
I hate this humiliation ritual so muchwhy cant arranged marriages still be a thing
>>35056477>For what? What crime? Fucking narc (not narcissist this time)All stoners and psychonauts (people who use psychedelics) should be gathered in one place in their tens of millions and then promptly obliterated in a hail of drone strikes. We will allow them to smoke one last joint or consume one last blotter of acid so they can look at all the pretty colors of the explosive stoner holocaust
>>35056499gen z isn't allowed to own anything. they can't even afford storage or cloud storage. porn folders are privilege now.
>>35056499They take internet access for granted.>>35056500No, some people are just frustratingly secure and/or trusting.
>>35056501>why cant arranged marriages still be a thingBecause drawing a random lottery where theres a one in thousand chance that your wife is hot and doesn't suck is actually really shit.
>Friends invite me and others to do fun thing>Half or more of them never show up when they said yes>Invite friends to do fun thing>Half or more of them never show up when they said yesI'm beginning to see a pattern
>>35056501Ever see people on social media and realize they would be a lot less annoying if they were more attractive? Like, just stop. you can get away with being an annoying person when you're hot, but when you aren't it's just obnoxious.
>>35056500fthe more jealous someone is, the more they like u
>>35056510You’re only good for a drunken lay.
>>35056511what does that have to do with what isaid
>>35056500MAs a man you're fucked either way. Women are absolute tyrants when it comes to male jealousy. If the man is not jealous, she gets all up her own ass and sad that he must not care enough. If he does get jealous it's a show of insecurity and she starts to feel the ick.
>>35056499Yes, with the possibility of your wifi going out the moment you feel the need to goon, you prepare for it. Also for flexing your numbers. Someone out there must have nearly 10 tb worth of porn out there, I'm almost certain. Mad respect to them.
>>35056500>Genders,>If your partner never once expresses visible jealousy or nerves at you EVER during your relationship, is that actually bad? I feel like you should be just a bit jealous at times. Not a lot, but non-zeroDon't a schizoid like I used to be. You're gonna self sabotage your relationship. If you do get a gut feeling there is a possibility that they are not being truthful. You just have to make sure you're both communicative and honest about what you legitimately want from the relationship you have.
>>35056513Someone like you seeks out chaos, and creates it when there is none. You’re only good for a drunken lay.
>>35056510Stupid bitch Im gonna punch you
>>35056514>If he does get jealous it's a show of insecurity and she starts to feel the ick.It depends if you’re being a whiny bitch. That’s what gives them the ick.
>>35056520Yeah. YEAH. Get her anon! Tear her FUCKING ankles off!
>>35056520u can’t hit me.. im a girl>>35056518he says as he tips his fedora
>>35056522You can silently look displeased and a woman will call a man a baby it doesn't matter. What dumb bitches mean when they say they want a jealous man is that they want a possessive man
>>35056491>>35056494>>35056487I've got more material, your individual files are just bigger. I couldn't fap through it all without breaking my dick
>>35056526>jealous man>possessive manSame damned thing. It’s just like with that bullshit “nice” vs “kind” debate.
>>35056528>I've got more materialnah bro just the local AI gens run to nine or ten digits, never mind the training datasets
>>35056525I'll scrape the skin off your ankles with my nails and rip chunks of flesh through the holes with my teeth
>>35056528I have a lot of doujins, galleries, and comics. But you're right, the bulk of it is large videos and games.
>>35056500MI wouldn't notice if they weren't. Jealously is an insecurity thing, it means you think you aren't good enough to keep them. If I'm dating her then I think she is
>>35056526Sulking is being a whiny bitch.
>>35056533stop it, be nice
Sigh need a woman rn
>>35056510It could also mean they'll kill you for smiling at anyone else for over a millisecond.
>>35056536You're right I should always remember to give a low grunt and furrow my brows with an agitated frown like Geralt of Rivia or Solid Snake whenever I want to convey a negative emotion
>>35056540overly jealous men =/= literal psychopaths
>>35056537Aw ok. Does the wittle baby want a smooch? Kiss kiss!
>>35056542How about you just stop flirting with other guys.
>>35056532AI doesn't count, you can just gen infinite shit forever. Same with downloading bulk photosets kind of, I hunted all of mine down >>35056534Whole games is crazy. Just pictures and short videos in mine
Women, why don't you look like this?
>>35056542Jealousy is a significant factor when homicide is carried out.
>>35056499Gen Z is all about content creators. They follow personalities they like just like they do with other entertainment. Also like others said, uninterrupted high speed internet access is just fundamentally different to what a lot of millennials grew up with
Still have to get my laptop screen replaced. Then I'll make a CV and try out seven days to die
>>35056550are you confusing jealousy with discovery of infidelity ?
>>35056550Yeah how dare he be upset that you banged tyrone.
Tomorrow afternoon my next dermatologist appointment. 15 days and I already see progress. It's nothing dramatic im fixing but why not have clear skin?
im so lucky to be born in the timeline where alysa exists
>>35056549>Women, why don't you look like this?I don't want to be part Android/cyborg. And dyeing your hair is supposedly causes your brain chemistry to fuck up and also causes cancer.
>>35056556Happy for you. (Not happy in general.)
Women i won Halloween
>>35056555>how can i bring up women cheating on me with blacks... hmm...this shit is a sickness bro seek help.
>>35056558You think you'll tell your children about the day she won her medal when she shows in the crowd with her family during the Olympics and everyone cheers her on and the commentator talks about her for a brief moment?
>>35056563>Yeah how dare he be upset that you banged phillipFeel better now?
>>35056549>Women, why don't you look like this?The day we can start transhumanly upgrading parts of our body with cybernetics, I'm gonna be the first one in line.>>35056559>I don't want to be part Android/cyborgBoo, you whore.
>>35056561Thanks. Peter is cat.
>>35056570What kinda arms are you gonna get?Have you done any research into stuff you can just do to yourself without the FDA or whatever medical bodies getting in the way?
>>35056564Yes
either genderare u more attracted to softer or sharper facial features in a person?
>>35056528Maybe. Maybe not.I went and cleaned out my Downloads folder, putting all the smut I left in there into the dedicated folder. It's now>416 GB>599,588 files in 24,390 foldersMostly games, a lot of videos and downloaded galleries too.
>>35056572I wish I had clearer skin. Failing that, I wish I were a cat.
>>35056577whatever is less like you
I need an asmr video to listen do while I work on something. somebody give me one.picunrel
>>35056580Same. Wish I could shape shift into a cat. I'd be able to go wherever I want.
>>35056580And I'm sure you'll fix it. I am getting starting to take it a but more seriously at 24.
>>35056567Its still gross but at least you aren't defaulting to black dudes, yeah. You got pornbrain.
My biggest fetish is the African invasion and occupation of Europe, the slaughtering and replacement of their men and the enslavement of their women.
>>35056509it's mostly the slightly-above-average "does well with his/her shit genetics" types who are annoying. Actually attractive young people are usually humble. This bitch looks like the guy from WKUK
>>35056581so, sharper features, got it
>>35056594Those were arabs though
>>35056578Based pervert
>>35056573>What kinda arms are you gonna get?If we're going like Cyberpunk, gorilla arms aren't all that practical in practice, since your body would still be limiting you. You'd need some upgrade to your chest, back, and core. Same with something heavy like mantis blades. But the monowire isn't heavy, and is a lot more practical than the other two. Plus fully cybernetic arms would just be stronger in general. So I'd want the Inspector Gadget arms over the Winter Soldier arms. >>35056594Mine is two women at the same time.
>>35056594This is a shitpost but never forget there are actual, real people on this planet who are like this. Very grim. I see little hope for them
Good night?
>>35056594>My biggest fetish is the African invasion and occupation of Europe, the slaughtering and replacement of their men and the enslavement of their women.
>>35056601Somebody read Ghost in the Shell.
>>35056604And they all support a very small country, which will not be named.
>>35056601How is a monowire practical? What on earth are you planning on doing?!
>>35056609Montenegro?
>>35056605well I haven't laughed so hard in ages
>>35056599>>35056601>>35056604>>35056606It's real, and the best part is that it's already happening. New Europe will look unrecognizable in 10, 20 years.The men in Europe either don't mate at all or go for the easier exotic women, new Europeans are not being made. Meanwhile the hordes from the south outnumber them vastly, and are currently flooding in at an alarming rate.>>35056609I have no thoughts on that, I don't care for it.
>>35056465do you think people like him can move past their fetishes and become normal?Yes and no. >do you think your fetishes and the ones he gave you are permanent or say anything about you fundamentally?No, they weren't permanent. It became gross the more I looked at it and eventually stopped fapping 24/7. >Do you belive you could move past it and if so should people look past it? Do you want to to begin with?I already have. Everyone should look past their morbid fetishes then focus on reverting their brain back to the state it was in before they decided what they were looking at was hot.
>>35055777>stemcels make moneythis is the new lie
>>35056594Jeets are so easy to trigger
>>35056610>What on earth are you planning on doing?!Slice thick, hard cheese wheels. Or political assassinations if the cheese people don't hire me.>>35056611>MontenegroLuxembourg>>35056614>I have no thoughtsTends to be a trend with you, doesn't it?
>>35056614Bro thinks a single neighbourhood in paris can outbreed a country of millions with cities and rural regions
>>35056609I get what you're going for but not really. They're usually chuds with demographic anxiety, they definitely don't like the special little nation lol
>>35056553Potential candidates ideal for a partner can lead to psychotic behavior before the damage is done. Paranoia kills people over a simple misunderstanding and lack of trust.
>>35056614>It's real, and the best part is that it's already happening. New Europe will look unrecognizable in 10, 20 years.The men in Europe either don't mate at all or go for the easier exotic women, new Europeans are not being made. Meanwhile the hordes from the south outnumber them vastly, and are currently flooding in at an alarming rate.Imagine being brown and your choice is either live in a mud hut eaten by flies (nigger) or live inside of a giant shit infested trash can (jeet)
either genderwould you rather find out ur partner has a secret 2nd family or that ur partner has a crazy criminal record?
>>35056627Can I choose how big that second family is, where they live and what they do first?
have women ever thought... why doesn't the penis get SMALLER before going in the vagina? Wouldn't that make MORE sense? Or are they ready to finally admit that they WANT the penis to always get bigger
>>35056627What record?
>>35056622I thought you were talking about the people who are happy about it, not the fearmongers. >>35056627>ur partner has a crazy criminal record?This one. Provided there's nothing about children or animals, I can look past pretty much anything.
>>35056629sure, but why? would it really change that much?
>>35056633No but I get to make up stories in my head now
>>35056634are they any good?>>35056631nothing terribly immoral but enough that they went to prison for at least a couple years
>>35056618is that fucking loss
>>35056620you're unemployable tho
>>35056636You’re going to need to be more specific and also give how old they were,
State genderIs it really real?
>>35056636Honestly? no. I'm too exhausted.
>>35056627The former, I've already been through it and it would seem less likely that they'd try to get revenge when I leave them.
This thread is full of KKKracKKKers
Femcels start horsemaxxing immediately
>>35056644> I've already been through it that sucks, did they confess or did u catch them?
>>35056617>>35056626I'm white. >>35056620You seem to be quite upset for someone with no affiliation to Europe. >>35056621They've already outbred them. Let's look at the facts, there are billions in Africa and the middle east and only a few hundred million in Europe, including the savages already there. Europeans aren't breeding, if they are they're breeding with foreigners more than amongst themselves. It's not just one neighborhood. They are everywhere, the cities and the rural regions, there is a kebab shop on every block in Europe. Some areas are completely off limits in Sweden for example, because there are so many of them. Europe will be destroyed, very slowly and with no resistance from the people.
>>35055763any women doing nofap? it's fun
>>35056650i already lost this morning
>>35056649Dummy
>>35056648It wasn't as bad as her having kids already. She confessed to already being married a few days before we met irl.
>>35056652It will happen here in America too, just with different groups, although that doesn't excite me as much. There are enough of them to replace every white country.
>>35056639Damn, tyrannicide it is, then.>>35056649>You seem to be quite upset for someone with no affiliation to Europe.I love history, diversity, and culture. Not the enshitification of other cultures with objectively worse ones. I feel the same way about people immigrating to Japan. Those type of people are parasitic and rob countries of the things that made them so good in the first place.
>>35056650Already masturbated 3 times
>>35056653i feel bad for the husband
>>35056662He straight up told her it was okay to hook up with me. Years later when she filed for divorce, he allegedly asked "but we can still bang sometimes, right?"
>>35056660Europe is more diverse and with more cultures than ever now.
>>35056664i feel even worse for himonly a man with very low self worth would act like that
>>35056664How fucking long were you a mistress for?
>>35056660What made them in the first place was a new tradition that killed an older tradition. Worlds change. Cultures change. However it wont be immigration that changes it. It will be the failure of our nine meals away from anarchy just in time society. And the chaos that comes from that collapse will bring a ton of change. The wheel of fortune. You're up you're down. We should really enjoy what we have now. Because we will be one if the few generations in history of mankind that enjoys water whenever we feel like it from the safety of our home whenever we want.
What are some times you realized that you were actually the badguy/girl?
>>35056669I'm the final boss unfortunately for you
>>35056669When I stole the money from that orphanage and then burned it down to hide the evidence.
>>35056669Sexting with a married chick. She snuck away from family dinner to go to the bathroom to send me a video.
>>35056666At one point, she showed me that he texted her to say "no matter what, I have better Pokemon than he does" which perplexed me.>>35056667One week.
>>35056668Name on, Zach
>>35056669I built an orphanage from combustibles and bribed an inspector
>>35056677Then what’s with that “years layer” crap?
>>35056679Who's that
>>35056681We were only physically involved for one week. We talked online for 8 years before that and 5 years after.
Is there a point at which a certain level of romantic failure/rejection suggests you should just stop entirely? Like going 0/500 or something crazy.
>>35056669I hoard all the cheese so nobody else can get any.
>>35056683thats mustve been a really weird dynamic
>>35056684pretty sure that even being able to form this thought in your mind and type it out to atoga means that you have crossed that line and.... then hit the afterburners
>>35056688no not really im just kinda down right now and thinking some very negative thoughts. i'll get back up and brush it off by tomorrow i think
>>35056690do ppl who post stuff like this not fear getting a knock from police at their doors
>>35056690Nice try FBI.
>>35056686It was extremely unhealthy obviously and fucked me up. The on-and-off 'relationship' served as intermittent reinforcement and I ended up psychologically dependent on this woman.
>>35056690people smart enough to figure it out are too smart to want to kill people
>>35056690You only need to kill one if you want to leave an impact that will never be forgotten for a lifetime. And you need to aim for the heart. Just like my bitch of an ex *starts sobbing* Why did you do this to me Amanda!? why!? Love is dead aughhhhjhh
Why does most indie animation (Hazbin Hotel, Digital Circus etc.) have dialogue that sounds like it's spoken and written by teenagers who are just trying out profanity or sexual references for the first time?
>>35056695howd you get over it after so many years?
>>35056690I would destroy the psychiatric big pharma supply chains
When trading nudes why do y'all love to stop showing your extremely hot face and boobs just to show yourself fingering your rancid ass pussy in an extreme close up?
>>35056669When I realized I had absorbed and internalized the Anti-Communist and Anti-Socialist propaganda I learned to parrot in college History classes about China and the Soviet Union.
>>35056700Because the writers are mentally teenagers
>>35056701It helped that I was ultimately the one to end it. It also helped that she blogged about me and called me a "st@lker" shortly after. Now I just process the aftermath of this big nasty fucked up situation.
>>35056615What do you mean by yes and no? Do you feel guilty that you ever fapped to stuff like that?How is reverting your brain going?
>>35056700emotionally and socially stunted artist types are both the creators and consumers of these projects, so the novelty of feeling transgressive and edgy is still fresh in their minds into adulthood.
>>35056700Because it's created by millennials and millennials (my generation) are perpetual teenagers with bad taste and extremely petulant fantasies >"Haha holy shit! Holy shit!! I have freaking powers! What the fuck! Oh man!"
>>35056680I made a God out of love. Not superiority.
I wish I was hot and charismatic enough to flirt with teenagers and get away with it. Ruin dorky guys their own age for them.
>>35056692Freedom of speech niggaaaaa
>>35056691>brush it off by tomorrowfoids hands
>>35056713Millennials are over 30 and still think that emo robots cannibalizing and vampirizing other robots is titillating and edgy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNoUP579nQ8
>>35056708was she bpd?
Yeah, millennials? So lame. Pft they blow.
>>35056716If you can flirt with women your own age you can flirt with teenagers.
>>35056724I'd be shocked if she wasn't, but she never told me so.
>>35056615ntanot super easy in my experiencei quit that stuff roughly 3 years ago now, and if i see content that relates or reminds me of my past tastes i still feel a pretty intense twitch in my pants. Just the unfortunate truth sometimes.
>>35055777It depends entirely on the top women's social and communication skills but I'm heavily biased towards high functioning brainiac women.
How do you cope with being single for four months?
>>35056738This has to be a foid post
>>35056706Like what exactly?
*sucks on you*
>>35056738The same way I cope with being single for 336 months
>>35056738>months
>>35056727I know that, but that's the thing...
What happened to all the nice, lonely, single femanons?
>>35056748it is october 31, International Soft Harem Day
>>35056742https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>35056748They're out there getting FUCKEDDoing all kinds of ahegao faces Bed rocking, pillow biting, pelvis to ass plapping SEX. and you are not invited!
>>35056753Rude
>>35056752consider ur cock's soul sucked and gone forever, i have no regrets
>>35056627FWhat kind of criminal record? Criminal record is bad but secret second family would really fuck me up psychologically.
>>35056748Waiting for a nice lonely single maleanon?
>>35056751It's November 1st
Sometimes I wanna sing and then I try and I'm so bad
>>35056765let us hear
>>35056765Do it anyway I am shit at singing but I don't because I enjoy how it feels over how it sounds
>>35056764sighwhat year?
Senator Chris Murphy just had a stroke.Oh, no. Some Manchurian Candidate brainwashing shit is happening to him just like they did to Fetterman. Another one compromised.
>>35056627MI would feel terrible for the second family. In terms of crimes i can forgive basically anything as long as I felt they had changed.
>>35056627I'd be scared if he's a criminal but if he had a second family I'd be disgusted, and I'd rather be scared to han disgusted. I'm dumping him either way
>>35056665And yet Africa and the Middle East are as homogeneous as ever.>>35056700>Hazbin Hotel, Digital CircusVivzie and Gooseworx are friends. Goose even worked on the first season of Hazbin. You can definitely notice her absence in season 2.That said, I definitely hated that in the pilot. Way too crass for no real purpose other than being crass. But I love the actual show.>>35056705Plausible deniability. Plus, I'd fuck the shit out of Cinna.
Do nice men exist, and how different are they from nice guys
>>35056777theres a nice man inside of every manthey just need a nice girl to help bring him out
>>35056777i like to think im a kind man but i figure most nice guys see themselves that way but idk.
>>35056775>I'm dumping him either wayThat’s not the spirit of the question. Which would you stay with?
>>35056738I try to meet other women
>>35055777M, latter obvs. I don't care about money and would probably have less in common with a really smart nerd>>35055821I can't argue w this>>35055855M, HuniePop I guess, it's a banger>>35055861>as long as you are not in a relationship, its fine to date other people since you haven't still decidedI think it's ok but you should also be transparent with the other person(s) you are dating>>35055879>To a man a date means it's in the bagI've never felt this way on a date lol
a girl wanted to be in a relationship with me and I rejected her and wasted her time being friends afterwards. I could have had my first relationship but I wasn’t ready and I was no good for her.
>>35056770In no time zone is it still October 31st the fuck are you on about?
>>35056777>Do nice men exist, and how different are they from nice guysI really wish women would just call the 'nice guy' a more appropriate name to save the confusion. Nice guy is a weasel, just call him a pussy or somethingMost men are good but if you do that retarded woman thing where all you do is overly focus on our coarse language or harsh rhetoric you will completely miss the signs of kindness in our silent actions. Good men never tell you that they love you, they show it to you.
>>35055907I've been in a similar position in the past (baddie wanting to only be FWB), if you're sensitive it's not worth desu, hold out for someone who wants to dateAlso like other anon said>she only wanted one guyThis is seldom the case if it's purely casual>>35055909Be open I guess but not creepy>>35055940No hangover cuz I'm straight edgeI am sleep deprived tho and am staying up too late again...>>35055961>your social circlesMy what now?
>>35056782Should we give a nice girl to the rapists to help them
>>35056794>Good men never tell you that they love youLol retard. They'll say it and show it
November 2
>>35056797why would the nice girls go to the rapists? rapists arent nicethe rapist women can match up with the rapist men instead,
>>35056038M, I have actually, years ago I fucked up my heel dancing, it took ages to fully heal (like a couple of years?) but eventually did, I just took anti-inflammatories (naproxen) when it got bad, put insoles in my shoes, and wore flip flops/slippers in the house
>>35056748I stopped being lonely and nice
Would you allow a homosexual android to penetrate your bunghole with its robot dick?
>>35056802To bring out the nice man in him that's surely somewhere deep down there
>>35056805chad wins again
>>35056093Then it'll be gaytoga>>35056104I'm speechless lol>>35056115As someone who got sober I want to say no, but if it's only an occasional thing for you, fuck it
>>35056808he's been too evil tho, he shouldbe in prison, srry
>>35056800Eat my ass you know what I mean I was exaggerating the point that actions trump cheap talk. I've seen lots of girls fuck up their relationships because the guy didn't resemble their romance fantasy novel characters in how they talk and chased away good honest hard working men over petty shit
>>35056809No Chad. Think crazy cat lady but without the cats.
>>35056777>Do nice men exist, and how different are they from nice guysNice ≠ good.Good men can be nice, but they don't do it because they want something in return. Nice guys are only nice because they see kindness as transactional."I was nice to you, so now you owe me love/attention/sex.">>35056807>Would you allow a homosexual android to penetrate your bunghole with its robot dick?Trannybot or futabot?
>>35056149>online dating is the only way to meet people?Maybe it's the only way for *them* to meet people, because they're terminally online and have no social lifeTbf it's not a bad way to meet people ime, but assessing chemistry IRL first will always be better>>35056164How often do you have to interact with her? Sounds like minimizing contact and trying to stay zen is the best solution. Thre's no winning with ppl like that>>35056166based Rottytops posterI got the Shantae & Heroic Heroines bundle recently but not had time to play...>>35056221I love both, but can't go wrong with coffee cake
Fatshitter is my dream girl :)
https://voca.ro/1oqjf1C2a9sSShould I have still talked to her and tried to fuck her? Her bf wasn’t with her
>>35056265Likely>>35056270>I should be more violentDo you want to end up in jail>>35056297Nah>>35056299There are sequels?
>>35056821dont tease me like this anon, im gonna start to get all parasocial
*reclines in my sofa, my big round pale slightly hairy beer belly hanging out of my wife beater tank top*Huurgh.. man im so fucking fat and sweaty my hands are so fat*Looks at his own veiny hands*I really need to piss so bad I got so much beer in my fat fucking belly
>>35056405>The Prince of Egypt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (that's the Johnny Depp one), Lilo & Stitch, LotR, Shrek 2, Hunchback or Notre DameGOATed picks>>35056326Too many, but Hoodwinked! is still GOATed>>35056346>Would you pay $68 for a pizzano fucking way lolI used to go to this place run by a couple of dodgy italian guys that was like 10 bucks for a big pizza meal lol
>>35056824God I wishAre you West Coast?
>>35056827no my state doesn’t touch the water>>35056825>my hands are so fat>veiny handsi smell larp
Moids are primitive animals
>>35056404I think everyone deserves a second chance, but if it's continuing behaviour then yeah I may tip the poliz
>>35056828HmmmmmMidwest?
>>35056830i know. i didnt choose my nature
Should I get a California Burrito or some carnitas tacos
>>35056828*Pats his large round stomach like an oversized otter*Hueeeghh.. *Burps loudly*I wish there was someone who could appreciate such a big fat fucking stomach like mine
>>35056832yes and noi consider it midwest on the map but for some reason the internet/google says its not midwest
>>35056836post pic if ur real
>>35056841
>>35056837Oh:)
>>35056822>Should I have still talked to her and tried to fuck her?She was establishing a boundary.Also, why did you sound like Ms. Fowl at the end?>>35056826>GOATed picksThank you
>>35056844are u californian? >>35056843disappointed but not surprised
I have decided I will get the tacos
>>35056847No, but probably close
I'm 32 and have an 18-year-old girl following me around everywhere at my orthodox church and I'm not sure what to do.I don't know if she likes me like that, and is just attached to me because I'm the first person to befriend her at the church and helped her some texting off and on when she was uncertain of her faith earlier this year. Basically the qrd is I saw her coming for a few weeks but had never spoken to her, but she was quite pretty so I eventually did and asked her for her number before I even asked her for her age (she told me she was a sophomore in college), then told me she was 17 (she turned 18 like a couple weeks after this, and I've known her for about 8 months now). Now she's resolved her faith crisis and is regularly coming to church. I'm a pretty sociable person so I've gotten her in touch with other people (especially other girls) at church, but like it still feels a little weird because of the age gap.She's not even a catechumen yet so I just want to be friends right now. But that "right now" part is the problem. Obviously I can't lie, I'm physically attracted to her since I was before I found out how old she was, but all it has done is make me extremely hesitant, and I think for the right reasons. I think it's a general policy you don't date someone inquiring/catechizing because that puts a conflict of interest and can wreck someone's faith walk, regardless of age, but I'm hoping by the time it I'll have either found another girl or something will self-resolve.It doesn't help that the last wedding at the church was an arranged marriage between an 18-year-old and a 27-year-old. Lol, lmao. It's probably a better question for my godparents than the secular world of atoga but maybe I should set some boundaries.
>>35056850colder or hotter?
>>35056856Uhh idk for sure
>>35056851Alright, like, woah you need to like, take a few paces.. okay lets unpack this.. do you like *really* want to die on that hill? Are you *sure* you want to have young fertile 18 year old as a GF?
>>35056396M, very, spend most of my free time on it>>35056410the limit does not exist>>35056414I'm on my nofap monkmode shit anyway, so yeah>>35056415Horrifying crash, RIP all souls...
>>35056414no, I'll be doing the nativity fast
>>35056495Enjoy the tunes>>35056508>I'm beginning to see a patternthat most of them are flakes?>>35056552godspeed>>35056556congrats <3
>>35056849think I am going to pretend to cookI have yellow curry paste, chickpeas, italian sausage, and tiny red potatos so the worst case scenario isn't terrible
https://youtu.be/WsWNWzSwVUAHoly jolting...
>>35056577M, idk it really depends on the person, apples and oranges, I'll say sharper tho >>35056627M, depends what was on it but criminal record>>35056647the horse stuff is odd but damn she's fit
And the thread is fucked goodbye
>>35056846>She was establishing a boundary.I see… what are some other things girls do/say when establishing a boundary to not hit on them? I was talking to this other girl when I was waiting to get drinks and she kept calling me twin and friend lol
>>35056857so secretive..
MenWould you date her?
Degenerate foids of /atoga/, do you tell your bf about your inner world? Or do you keep it a secret?
>>35056873No youDate me
>>35056822>Should I have still talked to her Sure, unless the only goal is to have sex with her.>tried to fuck herProbably not, she's setting boundaries. Women like your attention even if they don't want to have sex with you.>>35056870Why don't you unfuck it?
>>35056877but how do u know u even like me
>>35056874>graduated UCLAif its above a 3.2 yes
I will never be William T. Riker, first officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise and Captain of the U.S.S. Titan :( Every man feels his gut sink when he realizes this
>>35056879We can get to know each other better in private, silly
>>35056669When a kid stayed home from school one day because me and another kid were being nasty to them (this was in elementary school)I ended up becoming best friends with that kid tho
>>35056865Sounds pretty hard to fuck up, you gonna go Indian or you gonna go meat and potato’s route
State GenderDo you judge someone for having a shitty screen name?
>>35056690Water supply I supposeEvil question tho...>>35056700>Hazbin Hotel, Digital CircusThese are both created by raging autists tbfHelluva Boss definitely feels inspired by stuff like Panty & Stocking and is purposefully over the top crass for laughsTADC is peak honestly, the dialogue does evolve but the atmosphere is what drew me>>35056765Use autotuneBut seriously just sing for fun, who cares
Which is the correct answer?
>>35056887MYes, if you have your birth year in your name I presume you might be retarded
>>35056866I wish I was uncut
How does going out to fuck on the weekends even work? Like what are the steps to doing that? I don't get it (INB4 "we can tell)
>>35056883this feels like an attempt to make fun of me
>>35056822I listened to it allYou are a horny retardShe was not interested soz>>35056830Keep it simple>>35056835tacosss>>35056849good choice>>35056851>maybe I should set some boundariesyou should tbqh
It is a disease of the penis.
>>35056894Go out to wherever you go to meet girls and chat them up with the intent of bringing them back to your place and fucking them.
>>35056874No sorry>>35056887No lol I think it's funny>>35056889lmaoC probs>>35056894I guess normies try to chat up and take home girls at bars, clubs etc.I never went partying with the intention of hooking up but ended up in people's beds occasionally (no sex tho)
>>35056900Goes both ways, men have what women want and men want what women have.
>>35056901i legitimately do not see the appeal of this. seems so soulless and vulnerable to invite a random over to do that with. maybe im just brain damaged that sounds so unappealing
What is the difference between anxiety and extreme covert narcissism?
>>35056710>What do you mean by yes and no?Well he stopped fapping to shota due to the mid-life crisis phase and mustered up the courage to go out and make something for himself in order to gain a reputation around locals for being a good samaritan. He got sick of staying home, gaming, and fapping all the time, so he's normal in my book as far as I'm concerned. Sadly, can't say the same for others if they're constantly cooped up inside their head to the point their guilt causes them to shut down and continue their behavior.>Do you feel guilty that you ever fapped to stuff like that?That's just post nut clarity, but yeah. That's exactly why I stopped fapping. I only found it exciting that we could have something to fap with together.>How is reverting your brain going?Still fucked up, but I'm getting there for as long as I know I can become sane again.>>35056731You and me both anon. Some people need the right motivation to get that stuff out of your head for good.
>>35056901>>35056903I don't really go anywhere to chat women up though, and I don't have friends here to play off of. I don't even know how I'd approach people if I were to do such.
>>35056907Covert narcissists have a sense of entitlement.
State genderIs emotional abuse real, or does abuse only refer to beating the shit out of someone?
>>35056914FIt's real.
>>35056906Then go out to wherever you go to meet girls and chat them up with the intent of bringing them back to your place and fucking them, but instead of sealing the deal just get her number and call her the next day.
>>35056484this insists upon itselfShe is much better
>>35056907anxiety is driven by a fear of rejection and internalised self-blameextreme covert narcissism is driven by a fragile ego protecting a hidden sense of entitlement, superiority, and externalised resentment>>35056906>maybe im just brain damagedno, if anything the opposite lol, casual sex is degen>>35056911>don't even know how I'd approach peopleit's just trial and error desu and trying to make conversation with different people until you find someone who bites>>35056917>get her number and call her the next daygood advice but just be prepared for her to potentially not respond to you or be like "who dis?"
I average 9 hours per day here. Should I get a job?
>>35055812it's the exact opposite for me but i have issues with authority
>>35056890Truer words have never been spoken
As a child, he was regularly masturbated and sodomised.
>>35056484>>35056918why are you pedos>>35056920>Should I get a job?yes desuI used to post here all day long when I was an unemployed bum and the town drunk, now I'm a semi-respectable member of society and barely have time to post here anymore (I'm only posting rn cause it's 2 hours past my bedtime)
>>35055812dominant > powerful but yes
>>35056910is this a homo posting? why are u calling it fapping lol
>>35056920Yeah try to get a desk job, then you can get paid to shitpost
>>35056885went the indian route. garlic, ginger, black pepper, cayenne, sesame oil. cautiously optimistic.
>>35056924I appreciate true beauty, not lust
>>35056923Sounds like a typical atoga moid
If a film got made of ur life, Tea Leoni would be cast to play ur mum
>>35056927nta but I'm glad I don't have a desk job/the kind of job I can post here at. if he's addicted enough to be posting 9 hours a day he should probably cut off...
I don’t know why this is happening to my life
>>35056870lol chill, gonna finish gaming and go sleep cause gotta be up for work in 7 hours, laterz <3>>35056934what's happening?
>>35056934Your life is the worst life everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uDlOoSMH88
>>35056931That's a nice though.
>>35056936>gonna finish gaming and go sleepNo you're not, you'll be here for a few hours more.
>>35056936>what's happening?Homosexual men attacked him in the bum with their tallywhackers
>>35056938No im not a starving Somalian child
>>35056924>why are you pedosyou post an attractive woman
They have done something very weird to my penis.
FemfreaksWhen's the last time you hit the vape pen?
Would women be cooked if they couldn't wear makeup?
>>35056950No, everyone would adjust to the new baseline.
>>35056871That will happen too. If you know a woman well enough to know she doesn't have a boyfriend, she will do her best not to be alone with you. Like if you ask her if she wants to do something or go somewhere, she will include other people. >>35056889>Which is the correct answer?Definitely not me. Least I hope not.>>35056914>Is emotional abuse realYes, you don't have to physically harm someone to mentally break them down over time and trap them in an abusive loop.>>35056950Wdym? She still looks good. You just never see enough women irl to know what they look like without makeup.
Men, you don't have to seethe about makeup, you could always use it to your advantage.
>>35056951My spine is the base (bass) line
>>35056953It reminds me of when, as a youth, I was abducted to a foreign country and made to perform nude erotic dances for strange men who would come to me and fellate my penis
Keep forgetting to watch the porn I downloaded
>>35056947i don't need dope to be a freak
Men, thoughts on a woman who's self-conscious about pooping?
either gender how would u react if u found out every time ur partner texted u that they love u they actually wrote it with an upper i (I) and not an actual l (L) so they weren’t actually telling u they love u?
>>35056963MI'd jump off a bridge
>>35056960Instead of porn, I will perform the real thing upon you. I will masturbate you and perform oral behaviours upon you with my tongue while I fill your arse with a vibrating arse dildo. Oh, you will experience such pleasure!
>>35056415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJ-MXT0CJE I've been following plane crashes for a long time and this is probably the most brutal dashcam footage and ATC recording I've ever heard pilot was brave as fuck, at least they would've all died instantaneously, RIP
>>35056962Much better than the opposite.
>>35056962it's ok we all gotta poop>>35056963>they weren’t actually telling u they love uREEEE>>35056941"tallywhackers" is wild...
>>35056963I'd get flashbacks to the Iifa Tree in FF9. I guess I'd cast Flare on her.
>>35056969>pilot was brave as fuckHow so?
>>35056971I don't like guys like you.
>>35056401I have other people's jobs.
>>35056962Eh, thats fine i guess
>>35056980You spend other people's money.
>>35056979Why? I don’t want you feeling so comfortable that you take a shit while i’m in the bathroom or don’t care if i hear your raging diarrhea dumps right before we fuck.
>>35056942Not YET.
>I havent been to atoga in like 3 monthsHey guys! whats new?
>>35055947people irl talk to strangers all the time. they just don't think of it as "approaching" anyone but chatting up someone around them and if things go well you'd naturally ask for each other's contacts. the term cold approaching makes me think of those guys who go up to harass and basically hustle a date out of you and will follow you around even if you get up to leave or they they shove a phone in your face and ask for your phone number before they even say hi. in my personal experience guys who do that are 100% always autists/psychopaths and visibly have something off with them. they ARE creepy.
>>35056985what have u been up to?
>>35056926I'm F not trans. I call it that because 1. gooning sounds like buffoonery 2. jerking/jacking off is weird to me but fapping isn't apparently 3. wanking it is for EU and I'm American.
>>35056982Correct. And they pay me to do it.
>>35056985Hey baby
>>35056914>Is emotional abuse realM. Yes.
>>35056985kittenposter got rekt by chad and seems to be in full ptsd schizo breakdown
I know about your toes, you little shit.
>>35056985Kp got a boyfriend, then freaked out and refused to fuck, then got dumped, and then started crying about no sex.
>>35056985>Hey guys! whats new?Women are still wearing 1970s-revival fast fashion
I got my tacos but I also got an order of shrimp tostada. I am eating good tonight.
>>35057002post tacos
>>35056978I mean if I was in an uncontrollable 400mph nose dive towards the ground due to a catastrophic hardware failure (due to an icing issue in this case), I don't think I would've been as calm and collected as her giving continuous readings to air traffic control lol>>35056985Same shit different day desu>>35056998damn I missed this saga
>>35056994Be reasonable, she didn’t let him fuck her. Just her thighs. She didn’t get rekt just dumped
>>35056987Work, unfortunately. Miss being a neet ngl>>35056991yaho!>>35056994>>35056998Wait for real? jesus christ lol. >freaked out and refused to fuckWhy'd she do that?>>35057000sounds neat
>>35056777>Do nice men exist, and how different are they from nice guysGenuinely nice people are nice without any expectation of a reward. The "nice guy" stereotype is someone who is only nice to try to make other people feel they owe him something.
>>35056831>assuming someone that should be put on a watchlist deserves a second chance
>>35057004>giving continuous readingsMakes it easier bc you can focus on something else.
>>35057009>Why'd she do that?Because she's retarded.>him: I want sex>kittenposter: me too, I've posted nonstop about it on an advice board for literal years, but I'm gonna string you along and say maybe we could have sex eventually instead of just doing it, because I'm a severely autistic cunt teehee lol>him: ... no thanks, bye
>>35057003I already ate 2 of them, I got 5 total
>>35057009congrats on escaping neetdom anon, do u like ur job?
>>35057013But she let him cum three whole times, kek
tfw no french gfhttps://youtu.be/F9we8i2Lj5w?si=0p-bTIR2CE8fzHS_
>>35057009>Why'd she do that?He didn't bring the romance.
>>35057013Also>kittenposter: i'm never gonna have sex, i want to die, i wish all moids were dead>kittenposter: guys look at my slutty halloween costume, i got so many numbers from guys and a few girlsShe's trapped in purgatory. A slut that can't have sex.
>>35056945k>>35056953I love makeup>>35057011ok maybe not "everyone">>35057012>you can focus on something elsek but it's a bit hard to focus on something else when you're hurtling towards the ground at full speed about to die>>35057019I remember you posted this the other day lol. Francoise Hardy was on my summer playlist when I was in france
>>35057024It’s because she wants her first time to be special and on a bed of roses
Honestly where I really fucked up was being a sperg in high school. I thought that I was going to leave the city I grew up in and so I dismissed basically anyone that tried to get close to me in the slightest because I just wanted to play games alone and I thought the relationships would be short lived anyways. Well, I’m still here at 25 and the few times those same friends invite me to do something, I get to see the errors of my ways in real time: they have female friends, they get invited to do shit, they get to meet more women, they get to go to bars with other people and meet even more women that way, etc. It doesn’t matter that I’m better looking, funnier, more interesting, taller, or make more money than them - I am a withering plant trying to be a healthy one when I was sown with bad seeds
>>35057024>She's trapped in purgatory. A slut that can't have sex.This is a common problem for us autists
>>35057013Never a dull moment with this character. I wonder what she'll do in the next season>>35057015>do u like ur job?Nope... hate it honestly. But it pays decent i guess. >>35057020was he shorter than her?
Time to fail NNN
I have been raped by a liberal. His penis has entered my anus and mouth in my sleep.
i lost a tennis match today
Either genderWhat is the last video game you played
>>35056947Never but I tried smoking cigarettes and joints before and I'm pretty sure I just couldn't inhale properly because I couldn't feel anything. And yes I tried to 'hold it in my lungs'. Not sure if I did it though lol
>>35057030>>35057032>>35057033what did he mean by this?
>>35057034MMagical Knightess Aura
>>35057034I'm playing gw2 right now, I hate it.
>>35057034i relived My childhood playing cod zombies on the Google browser
>>35056947When my psychosis and paranoia got so bad, I was planning to attack someone with a knife. Haven't touched it since. Fucking schizo behavior, don't abuse drugs.
>>35057027>I am a withering plantbro you're 25you can change your ways and make more friends/meet more women if you want>>35057029>hate it honestly. But it pays decentmeanwhile I love my job but it pays like shit>>35057030have fun at least>>35057033rip, I did yesterday too, hope you had fun at least>>35057034M, Brawl Stars and MKWii
I'm turning 38 in a weekI have 8,000 dollars in my bank accountI live with my auntI've worked a warehouse job for 4 years straight so far longest job I've ever had I have no savingsI don't know how to driveI don't have any social networkI don't have a social media presence I've never had friends or romantic interests And finallyI've had really bad depression episodes on again off again for about ten year now and am too afraid to tell my doctors out of fear they'll lock me up or simply not care.Is it over for me as a person?
>>35057036You WILL finna know it
>>35057033tennis is easy though anonyou make the ball go PEW and the guy on the tower yell things
>>35057034MCiv 5. I bought civ 6 but could never get past the shitty art
The brain inside my penis is throbbing.
>>35057034LoZ, Link's Awakening.I'm taking a break, I've played it for like 6 hours.>>35057037Last I played, I did it with the hidden Alicia mode. Pretty sweet addition. Still never got the true end, I always end up folding and making her a psychotic slut.
>>35057046I dislike when they make a game more strategic. I just want to build all the buildings.
>>35057043>Is it over for me as a person?not at all, I hope you can get more help for the depression though>>35057048he has a brain in one head but not the other>>35056940nah deadass this is my last post or I'll have a brutal day, I'm already sleep deprivedI hope none of my students show up jkciao x
>>35057043It could be worse. You could be me, earning only a little over 20k a year, and owe the equivalent of a fucking mortgage in student loans.
>>35057046>5A fine choice. I mostly play 4 but I dabble in 5 too. 6 feels too board game-y to me.
>>35057052Your last post is never the post where you announce you’re done for the day, lol
>>35057034F. Still working on fire emblem fortune’s weave
>>35057043What do you spend your money on? If you live with your aunt and have little expediture you could have more savings to accumulate. Cars are costly when you have so little so it is a benefit to you to not pay for the upkeep just yet.
>>35057034MMaplestory classic to relive simpler times without relationships = mortgage
>>35056887guys with random numbers at the end of their screen name like cheese1042 are MASSIVE whores. that number is their body count
>>35056912and how do you know if you fall into that category?
Men and othersWhat salad dressing is your favorite
It is time for the blood to stop cumming out of my penis. I have received fellatio from vampires.
>>35057068I feel the answer to that is obvious. Do you feel entitled to certain things?
>>35057073NTA, I feel entitled to deep fried chicken wings doused in hot Buffalo Sauce.
>>35057069Either ranch or my own vinaigrette
>>35057069I'd rather starve than eat salad, have done so, and would do so again in the future
>>35057069Caesar. I'm really craving french right now though.
women, do you like penises?
>>35057070Drink your water anon.
Womb man
>>35057081But only real caesar.
>>35057082i have a morbid, lurid scientific fascination with them.
>>35057069Oil and Vinegar or Vinaigrette dressing.
>>35057069MBalsamic Vinaigrette is the goat imo
>>35057042>you can change your ways and make more friends/meet more women if you wantBut I have to wait for my friends to invite me to shit but I don’t wanna wait. I wanna go out every weekend and meet women. They don’t have to worry about building a social circle because they’ve been developing one now for a decade
whats jh up to?
Anyone recovered from burnout adter trying to keep up with the demands imposed by a relationship? It has been a year and a half being alone and still feel running on empty.
>>35057092Just go to bars then.
>>35057082Yes dicks turn me on and I masturbate to pics of them all the time. Maybe I'm in the minority here
>>35057082I prefer them to the men they're attached to.
>>35057069FI don't eat salad but when I order it for a guy I ask for no dressing or croutons
>>35057102chad wins again
>>35057043It was over years ago. In your position you just need to focus on replacing worst with bad and focusing on anything good you have. There's always millions doing worse than you
>>35057096I do that but going alone sucks. I only get approached by women I’m not interested in and the only place to be alone at that doesn’t look creepy is at the actual bar counter but then I can’t get eyefucked by hot women now that I’ve gotten over my fear of approaching
>>35057034>What is the last video game you playedDBZ: Kakarot>>35057037>Magical Knightess AuraI want to do the corrupt path, but the antagonist is such a little shit. >>35057069>What salad dressing is your favoriteStore bought? The apple cider vinegarette from Chick-fil-a is really good.>>35057089>Balsamic Vinaigrette is the goat imoHomemade is better than store bought imo.>>35057093>whats jh up to?Up to her neck in cum. It's slowly rising.
>>35057043>has a job>not a broke mf>not living with total strangers or homeless>more independent than the average basement dwelling neetTrust me, you have it good so far than the not so lucky ones who don't have what you already have.
>>35057108futa cum?
>>35057106>i only get approached by women I’m not interested inBroaden you horizons.
>>35057108>Up to her neck in cum. It's slowly rising.is she pregant yet?
>>35057085Yes what is it?
Women, would you blow up your whole career for a guy who looks like this?
>>35057118where did you get a picture of me, delete this
women do you like testicles?
>>35057118He told you to delete this are you blind or just dense?
>>35057108>homemade is better than store bought If you’re buying your salad dressing at the store you’re a clown, shit is easy and takes no dishes other than a jar
>>35057082Not when it looks like a soggy eggroll left out in the sun. Vibrators feel better & the orgasm is satisfying. Always hated blowjobs (constant gag reflex). Not lesbian btw
>>35057104When will men stop with the "Chad" boogeyman?
>>35057129Moid hands
>>35057134When he stops being real
Universe, please send me a woman that can provide for the both of us and that makes good desserts. The food we can just order.
>>35057137And he never was.
>>35057112Why should I? They have nothing to offer me and I’m infinitely more attractive
>>35057134Let me guess, you’re one of those “just” girls.>he just needs to be nice>he just needs to be sweet>he just needs to not be an asshole>he just needs to treat women like people>he just needs to make an effortEtc
>>35057139If he isn't real then why isn't my penis in a vagina?
>>35057138Talking about desserts on the first of the month is testing me. I only had three mini candy bars this Halloween.
Universe, make her approach me and initiate everything and define our relationship.
women do you like moid hands?
Men, women are begging you to approach them out in public social spots and you aren't. Why won't you approach?
>>35057153the juice ain't worth the squeeze
>>35057149I want more. I want a lemon tart or something fruity
>>35057143No I'm not. Romance is fucking random and the most unattractive and shittiest people fuck, marry, and have kids all the time. Thinking it's only "Chads" and "Stacies" is a sign of having your brain rotted by social media.
>>35057122i echo my morbid, lurid scientific fascination comment
>>35057111>futa cum?No, I would never share my stash.>>35057113>is she pregant yet?No, she has been plugged to prevent that.>>35057118He looks like the Chud meme>>35057128I only buy the apple cider vinegarette. I've tried to make it several times and it just doesn't turn out as good.>>35057151>women do you like moid hands?I like them on me. They make me feel small.
>>35057161>the most unattractive and shittiest people fuck, marry, and have kids all the timeYes, because they just start...
Emojis would be a nice feature here
>>35057150At this time of year? Let me consult with my emotional kitty after the pre holiday meeting.>>35057151Post hands
>>35057165>they just start...rapingand then the woman start loving them
>>35057161>he just needs to go after the really really ugly girlsEtc
>>35057166Holy sh*t! Yes, so much yes!
>>35057166I would use the fuck out of the Kubrick stare emoji
The savages are still using firewood to heat them selves and the smoke is wntering my room through the walls
>former coworker texts me, she says she needs advice>asks if she should get a 1 bedroom apartment or move back in with her parents>I say "Smart choice would be to move back in with parents and save up money">she says "Oh so you want me to just give up my freedom huh"Women, what the fuck
>>35057165>>35057168Right, there are no necessary morals or required looks for romance. It's borderline random with the only real variable being putting yourself out there and getting to know people. How the fuck else would a white trash obese manlet like Ethan Ralph have multiple baby mamas if "Chad" is the end all be all of attraction.>>35057171Gotta love how incels decry how shallow society is on looks and then scoff at the idea of dating a homely girl in the same sentence.
Alongside the tacos and tostada I got there was also a nice old Mexican lady selling empanadas and this shit is fire, it’s filled with a sweet rice pudding. I didn’t know I needed that as a pastry filling until now.
>>35057179I wouldve told ber to move in with me and bake for me
if a woman you have already had sex with expressed a desire to "stress test" your penis would you be excited or concerned
>>35057166hon we express our emotions with frogs here
>>35057183Is that supposed to be fucking shoko lmao
>>35057182NOT INTERESTED
>>35057186yea lol i like her
>>35057025is that the bitch from SNL?
>>35057163Would you make a plaster cast of a guy's erection?
>>35057188NiceAnyways, if a chick wanted to “stress test” my dick I’d be both excited and concerned
>>35057180>Ethan RalphHe's really handsome. Don't do him like this, bitch. You think you're too good for Ethan Ralph or something? If he slid into DMs, you would be ecstatic.
>>35057058>women playing strategy gameswild
how do you find self worth beyond "me have job can buy things if wanted to"?
>>35057191i would be interested but wouldnt consider it part of stress testing
>>35057197Women LOVE strategy games!!
>>35057198Chop wood, carry water
>>35057198Why do I need more beyond that?
>>35057199How would you stress test it? His boner has to be able to hold up a wet towel?
>>35057164B-but muh korra x jh fanfic...
>>35057200post ur steam playtimeyou won't
>>35057200depends what is strategy gameis candycrush a strategy game? is the sims?
>>35057210I'm a DUDE>>35057211Civ, Crusader Kings, Age of Empires/Mythology, Populous
>>35057213>I'm a DUDEYes, a DUDE (female). Don't worry, babe. I like 'em nb cuties.
>>35057179>guy asks me for advice >should i do Thing #1 or Thing #2 that will change the course of my life forever>tell him Thing #1>he literally goes and does it No debate or questions or anything.
>>35057206i want to get it erect and then leave it untouched and time how long it takes to go flaccid while unstimulated, then do the same thing but i breathe on it, then do the same thing but i run one fingertip up and down the bottom, then do the same thing but i grip it firmly in just one unmoving spot, etc, and that would all be one data category. i could invent many more.
>>35057108>>35057111>>35057113JH is occupiedhttps://voca.ro/1kxHHd686uP7
Give me a pastry chef gfffffff
>>35057220I want this bitch so badhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TkLt4rA-OII&ra=m
>>35057203I don't know stacking currency feels empty I was pushed to do it because of someone else who left me anyway.
I am going to leave you for a day. Need to stop posting.
An American instagram account was impersonating my 15yo daughter, using her nickname and pfp. They sent so many friend requests to so many ppl but no scams or sex extortion or targeting (besides her) happened. What are the chances I could I find out the number used to make the account from filing a police report? I changed my citizenship from English just 2 years ago. I’ve never had this happen before and threatened to take legal action against them. They apologized and deleted the account. I told them to give me a name and she said “Lorena de Silva” before deleting the account. Do you think the police will even care in Brazil? If so, how far will this go?
>>35057224I know her. Somehow I knew who you were linking before I even clicked
>>35057213>Civ, Crusader Kings, Age of Empires/Mythology, Populousall have exactly a 2% female player baseThink it would be interesting to pay a woman to play ROTK and see how many minutes they can endure it before falling asleep.
>>35057229She’s just so damn cute
>>35057232Wish she would bring me leftovers from her bakery.
WomenHow do you feel knowing that men masturbate to the picture of you?What about if you don't know the man and he masturbate to your facebook picture or something.
>>35057224Need sickly irish gf.
Men masturbating to random youtube videos is so insanely repulsive.
Post your youtube homepage nowI want to see the kind of video and channels it recs you
>>35057241Men masturbate to the memory of walking past a random hot stranger earlier that day. They need to be killed.
>>35057242American dad clips for me and my future american dad clips gf
>>35057241 This indeed >>35057243
>>35057243>>35057241Well it's womans fault in the end for being too fuckable and not letting men fuck them
>>35057218>Seeing how long he can stay erect while solving a rubik's cube>Seeing how long he can stay erect while doing sit ups>Seeing how long he can stay erect while imagining he just heard his mom passed away
>>35057243How can you blame me when they give vibes of being into cnc? They are as much at fault as I am here.
Where are all the sweet and hot men? Why is it always a either/or situation? I meet sweet and hot women every day.
>>35057251Im here
>>35057242Mine is a bunch of random shit, like 0 view videos of subjects that I've never shown even a bit of interest in.
>>35057248>>35057250Told on yourselves for being sex pests and having no accountikity. The shit writes itself.
>>35057243I kinda like it. Theyre easier to manipulate that way.
>>35057219A liter of cum through a crazy straw in three minutes is crazy.>>35057209She rejected me. This is on her.
>>35057249NtaI could probably solve 3 or 4 cubes before going soft maybe more
>>35057255Please manipulate me!!!!!
>>35057243I have photographic memoryyou know that one sweater you wore 10 years ago, once? so do I!
>>35057254OkayI never understood what this meme about men not being accountable is about.Can you explain?How are men not accountable?
I really should use my good looks into making someone think I am a worthwhile man to invest their time into then see what a fool I am and run away.
>>35057243My ex only masurbated thinking about me. I need a new man just as loyal as him.
>>35057251Hot men don't have to be sweet - You will let them fuck you anyway.
>>35057264oops, you're doomed, bringing up "my ex" in the same sentence as "new man" means it's over for you, forever.
>>35057251>>35057266Also, men tend to be sweet, when they are into you.t. man
I'm asking ChatPGT to make me a millionaire. Wish me luck
>>35056962valid i kinda am too
>>35057271Maybe start out a little smaller?
>>35055777BOTTOM RIGHT GIRL ANY FUCKING DAY. SHE IS CUTE AF. OMG I WANT HER RN
>>35057266Isnt being sweet just nice though? It feels good to be kind. Maybe you need to self-actualize a little more.
Where do you guys stand on the Fryboy vs Archer issue?
thinking about life is stressing me out how do you stop the anxiety?
>>35057278Get off of 4chan and do some deep breathing exercises.
>>35057274shit taste, top right supremacy
>>35057277I'm not all that big on Fate/Stay Night.
>>35057278i get like this after i jerk off to really kinky and pathetic porn i dont think i will quit but its very frustrating
>>35055861ur sister is right
>>35057228Don’t nobody cerr bout cho daughter
>>35057275NoBeing nice to a woman for a man is like giving sex to a man as a woman - You are picky about it.If you're not, prepare to be not respected by anyone.
Have you voted/will you vote?
>>35057236>if you don't know the man and he masturbate to your facebook picture or something.How tf do I know he's masturbating to my facebook photos then?
>>35057292No, I've never voted. Had I registered, I'd have voted against Vivek.
>>35057292No, I find voting to be a pointless endeavor.
>>35057293If you have a picture of yourself at facebook, someone is masturbating to it.
Men, who's your favorite pornstar, and your favorite porn
>>35057298That's an assumption though. Not the same as knowing..
>>35057282just say ur gay bro
>>35057302Men are their own worst enemy. They deserve their loneliness.
denying femanon access to high quality baked goods
Saw some really small women yesterday, how do guys not feel like pedos when they fuck them?
is it possible to get a kind a woman who will cheer you on no matter how difficult the challenges ahead become?
>>35057311That's your mother.
>>35057299Amber StarkHookup Hotshot 366 with Shrooms Qhttps://xhamster.com/videos/innocent-slut-shrooms-q-begs-to-get-fucked-by-bryan-gozzling-xhUAvKZ
>>35057311no retard
>>35057299dont have a fav stari have favorite genres
I want to spoil a woman much younger than me.
>>35057313my mother doesn't do that she has no expectations or cheer to give.
>>35057299Was Kira Nior before the implantsWmbf is the best category
>>35057314>Shrooms QI love her hairy pits.
>>35057319Then you're basically out of luck. Sorry anon.
>>35057321They definitely do something for me
>>35057316You know nothing about loyalty
Is it normal to have an intense hatred towards vegans?It feels like their entire belief is antithetical to human existence, like a willful severing of our connection with nature and earth.
>>35057327If they’re minding their own business then yeah, but that’s rarely the case
>>35057327Yes. They're annoying as fuck.
>>35057299Nuria Millan, Natalie Brooks, Anna de Ville, Rebel Ryder, Vittoria Divine are all good.
>>35057327Yeah that's dumb as shit. How is eating plants severing our connection to nature?
whats the biggest dick youu've ever seen femanonwas it a 4chan guy
>>35057333vegans are vegetarians. Vegans argue that humans shouldn't use animal products because it's abusive.no milk, no eggs, no honey, and obviously no meat.It feels like the start of some liberal synthetic eco terrorist group that evolves into some transhumanism authoritarian future where they eat goop and inject nutrients.
>>35057336>vegans are vegetarians.are *NOT vegetarians.
>>35057314I hate seeing redheads they remind me that im a redhead. Delete this.>>35057327You seem like an angry person.
I yearn to be smothered by a man
>>35057335Do your own research, don't farm other femanons for dick recommendations.
>>35057311Not if you're the sole reason the challenges are happening in the first place, moron.
>>35057338>they remind me I’m a redheadHnnnnng
>>35057338>redhead hi...
>>35057335I went to the same highschool as my brother and there were rampant rumours that he had a 10-incher. Idk if thats true but ive seen his bulge in pajama pants and hes huge. Anyway this is really embarassing but I think its my brother.
>>35057338observe her not so subtle attempt to direct the male's attention from porn stars to her
>>35057349It worked. Seethe harder.
>>35057322Okay thanks for your answer.>>35057343Life is full of challenges that everyone encounters at some point, wouldn't it be better to not face them alone?
Women, is this true?
the woman i spoke with last Thursday is living rent free in my headshe is SO fine and when we spoke i swear there was tangible energy of excitement between both of usi NEED to talk to her again
>>35057349but she deserves it tho
>>35057352im a incel dude and i know for a fact its truea guy thats loud and obnoxious for me to be around is "fun" for women they dont want a silent guy who keeps to himself
>>35057351Yes, but if you keep facing hardship after hardship it says you do not know or want to give your partner peace. And that is purposely putting trauma in other people's lives.
>>35057352Probably true for some, untrue for others. People are people. Amitabha buddha.>>35057353Good luck, anon.>>35057354Thank you anon, youre so sweet. :)
>>35057299>who's your favorite pornstar, and your favorite pornWhy just men? This is sexist.>>35057320>Kira NiorYou know she's in a poly relationship with Demi Sutra and an Asian guy?>>35057335>whats the biggest dick youu've ever seen femanonirl looked to be a little over 8 inches. And no, I did nothing with it. I just saw it.>>35057352>is this true?No, BORING women crave excitement, even if its dangerous. And drug dealers aren't fun. Musicians aren't fun.
Women hate men
>>35057339*lies on top of you with my full bodyweight making it hard for you to breathe*what now
Confess, /atoga/. No judgement zone. No matter how embarrassing it is.
>>35057352Yes to a degree. If you are not fun to be around, nor go out to do something fun with others, you are probably a stick in the mud. And that is why you don't have women to talk to.
>>35057350Why does that turn me on
>at the grocery store 20 minutes before it closes to get a bottle of water for my walk home from Halloween party>waiting for a self-checkout to open>girl walks up>glance over>looks half southeast asian, lots of tattoos, nose piercing, long black hair with red highlights >she's got three bottles of liquor she's struggling to hold in one arm and an open bag of Doritos in the other>try not to laugh>she sees and yells "there's one open on the end!">laugh openly and scan my bottled water>hear a frustrated "ughh" behind me>u-scan attendant girl tells her not to worry about itWho was in the wrong here?
>>35057363The kind of guy that gets cucked.
>>35057299i think Freya Meyer is incredibly beautiful for porn standardsBut if probably had to choose all time peak it would be missaliceshe still looks amazing btw and is now a fitness influencer and shows off her amazing figure in cute gym outfits which are coincidentally my fetishi should send her ig dm one day with appreciation for her
>>35057361I’m scared about the future
>>35057361I've fapped to guro.
>>35057338Check Lola Grant. That's another one of my favorites.
>>35057358I literally don't give a fuck about pornstar's personal livesThey're not great people if they're doing porn so obviously they're gonna be doing weird stuff behind the scenes
>>35057361i have been messaging embarassing amount of teleguard / telegram / discord people off /soc/ just to find someone to hornypost withhopefully not many of them were male
>>35057352Little bit yeah
>>35057299Ava AdamsVintage Italian gang bang porn
>>35057365I'd let Birdanon cuck the shit out of me
>>35057358You're attracted to women in a weird and gross way quite frankly so idc who your favorite porn actresses are
>>35057377same unironically but she seems too sweet for that sorta thing
>>35057361I met a femboy off of /soc/ and I'm seriously considering going to fuck himI'm still straight btw
>>35057364cool story bro
i want to exchange hot vids with Korrasami
>>35057371She looks so innocent but shes an anal queen.
>>35057356What if I overcame that problem, taking active steps in alleviating the stress that caused the partner's peace to be disturbed which came from unreasonable expectations in the first place? Progress takes time, the accumulated trauma you speak of was self-inflicted, because when I took matters to fix it alone, to not burden someone else, that hardship passed, I believe severity of turmoil was unnecessary and only made it more difficult to traverse.
>>35057361I've only ever masturbated prone bone and I've probably ruined my penis's ability in sex forever
>>35057361im unironically addicted to that three letter abbreviation fetish and if my gf ever found out i would have to throw myself into a volcano from the shame
>>35057299Scarlit scandalShe takes dick hard
redheads truly do have best looking pink holes
>>35057361i like when people glance at my boobs involuntarily.
>>35057361Nah you guys are going to judge. Had sex with this guy at a party yesterday because I had sex with him a couple years ago at another one of these parties and he clearly was under the impression it was happening again and I couldn't think of a good way to say no that wasn't either mean or pathetic (for me) and I was responding positively to invitations to cuddle earlier in the night so it felt extra bitchy to be like "I'm not in the right headspace" and I'm not going to TELL him "because of your tiny dick and poor performance I'd rather just go to sleep". I feel as though I would feel bad about it if I was capable of intense emotion rn.
>>35057393So just like every other woman?
>>35057394>"because of your tiny dick and poor performance I'd rather just go to sleep".dickletbros.....
>>35057394Personality-fellas, not like this..
>>35057361I had phone sex JOI with a german rightoid and I really liked it. He was just my type and had the cutest subby whimpers. Even had good manners! "Yes, mommy." "Please, mommy.""Good boy."I dont know why Im even bothering to confess this on here but our chemistry was so good, I almost considered going on a second date.>>35057377>>35057379Im not too sweet, just too possessive. I want to latch onto one man and keep him forever.
>>35057395i dont know. nobody else has shared that with me, i kinda felt like i was alone on this one. i've heard a lot more people complaining about it.
>>35057396He has an actual micro dick and it can't stay hard it would be tolerable if I was invested in him and teaching him how to eat pussy properly he has a pointy little tongue that I feel like would be good for it if he knew what he was doing. But I just don't care. He has nice hair and soft skin but I'm not into his face and his job is some complicated corporate thing that confuses me and he likes bowling.
men, would you consider yourself a golden retriever boyfriend ?
>>35057304what? what did i even do
>>35057408Do I consider myself a cuck?no
>>35057410that’s not what a golden retriever bf is
>>35057412It is, woman have a way of making their insults sound like compliments.
>>35057361I say that nobody can hurt my feelings because I'm harsher to myself than anybody else and I mean it. Getting called raped trash doesn't bother me because that's how I've viewed myself for years. Sometimes I reply to my own posts anonymously to hurl abuse at myself.
>>35057413ur annoying and wrong
>>35057415Describe it then, and then you'll realize that it's just goofy wording for a guy they can cheat behind who won't question anything because they're calling him stupid at the same time.
>>35057413>>35057410>>35057365>>35057349You sound so small.
>>35057408Not anymore
>>35057384korra is a man afaik and a lesbian
>>35057416why are atoga moids so obsessed with bringing up cheating when it has nothing to do with the conversation?do u all have weird secret cuck fetishes or what?
>>35057408MI’m more of a stray cat
>>35057419>man>lesbianWHAT
>>35057421Don't dodge it now, do it, describe it.
>>35057408No I'm that proud looking cat that seems to be nicer to your friends just to annoy you
>>35057405>He has an actual micro dick"actual" as in small or as in legitimately so tiny it fits the strict definition?
>>35057414Wow thats really sad. Im so sorry. Youre not raped trash. :(
I’m not misogynistic but I am sexist
>>35057408is that the male equivalent of quirk chungus? then no
>>35057421NTACuckoldry/NTR is an overwhelmingly male fetish, so probably.
>>35057387That is the subtle nuance that I believe most men don't give a fuck about. In order for there to be challenges and adventures, there has to be long periods of peace and love filled nurturing. If you keep charging into battles ill prepared, you are expecting to lose something.
>>35057421>do u all have weird secret cuck fetishes or what?ntanot a secret so much as a curse im struggling with
>>35057426Like the medical definition Although I've never seen it fully hard so idk maybe it is just small
>>35057361My ex had more emotional and sexual attachment to a fictional video game character more than me, she asked for my opinion on the matter and I said I didn't mind or care. But curiosity uncovered how far gone it was, she would ritual post before even saying good morning to me, create ai chatbots to fulfill fantasies. I wish I said to cut it out back then if I knew she was asking for permission to indulge in something I couldn't be. It made me lose attraction because to me she was the only one I cared about like that.
>>35057432what traumatic thing happened to u to cause this? >>35057424look it up
Sometimes I whine like a dog because God beats me like a dog
>>35057434How do you even have sex with a micro? Grinding?>>35057438Cute.
>>35057438furry bf…
Femanons, would you date a guy who was a werewolf? Asking for a friend.
>>35057437Calling a man a "golden retriever boyfriend" is often a backhanded compliment that infantilizes him under the guise of praising his loyalty. By reducing a partner to an eager-to-please, oblivious pet, the label subtly celebrates a lack of situational awareness and a weakness in setting boundaries. In more cynical relationship dynamics, this creates a convenient power imbalance; it allows an aloof or manipulative partner to exploit his blind trust, romanticizing a setup where he can be easily misled, controlled, or even cheated on without ever realizing he is being taken advantage of.
>>35057442YES!!! god yes, pls i wish they were real D:!!
>>35057299I don't know names cause I don't really care, but I'm a sucker for cute looking girls. Smaller boobs, arched back, cute face. Lesbian in general since 2 > 1, I really like it when it looks like the women are enjoying it instead of that fake jackhammer+moaning. Lot of porn is fun though, this is just the type that I know will always get me going
>>35057431Trust me we had plenty of long periods of peace and love filled nurturing for years to the benefit of her, I was pushed into an ultimatum to action at risk to lose that someone. It was a lose lose situation, I either didn't do it and got left, or do it be successful and they leave anyway because I chose to overcome their requirements. To continue your metaphor it was a battle of attrition, and right before victory at the siege the castle was given up.
>>35057377>>35057379>>35057417NTA, guys, you literally call yourselves cucks, own it
>>35057443stop making stuff up, the definition is far more simple than that and does not include any mention of loyalty (since basic loyalty is expected to relationships) it’s simply a non complicated man, easy going, no mental illness, optimistic, etc
>>35057450NTAYou have to understand femanon, guys like him are the type of guys who think "husband material" is an insult.
>>35057450That's the art of language and communication, you can read far more than simply what is said.That's the surface level defense.
Girls, do you think giving a man oral sex is degrading?
Finna CRASHOUT over this internet nuspeak etymology debate
>>35057439>even have sex with a microCarefully, with me on top. Took him like 6 bounces to cum.>>35057442Maybe.
>>35057408yes? probably, I have a chaotic good energy I guess. Not loud enough to be a husky, not scary/serious looking enough to be a german shepard, not tough enough to be a bulldog, idk if I'd fit any other option better though I don't know much about dog breeds
>>35055763Who gets front seat priority>Mother>Gf>Wife (if you end up marry your gf)Also if you are giving your female colleague a ride home (you would be picking your gf/wife up from work first though) should she moved to the back once gf/wife is about to enter the car.
>>35057456u sound cute >>35057452just accept defeat
RememberNot wanting to sleep with you means she TRULY likes you. It's a compliment!
>>35057437>what traumatic thing happened to u to cause this?its a lot of stuff but >penis is unfortunately very small>not good with women, or very "dominant" and see basically zero enjoyment playing that role>insecure>enjoy the idea of seeing sweet, kind women given over totally to lust and raw pleasure>a bit of a masochist, enjoy the painful and betraying aspects a lot>enjoy the idea of being totally out of control and beneath others, both the guy and my wife>at least a little bit bisexual, frankly>am mostly incapable of believing a woman could truly love me and enjoy me sexuallyits not a good look but it is what it is
>>35057453Only if it's to a man who refuses to eat pussy.
>>35057405>and he likes bowlingDamn, a nigga can’t have hobbies
>>35057400>I want to latch onto one man and keep him forever.Looks like that didn't really work haha
>>35057361im so sad
>>35057453not really but if he won't eat me out he's cringe and were not having sex again>>35057442does he have a knot?
>>35057458Reducing a human partner to a "simple, non-complicated" pet-like archetype fundamentally ignores how language and interpersonal power dynamics work.Comparing a man to a Golden Retriever, an animal defined by obedience, an eager-to-please nature, and a lack of defense mechanisms inherently creates a hierarchy that values him for being effortless to manage rather than respected as a complex equal.Praise for being "easygoing" and "uncomplicated" often acts as a demand for low maintenance, subtly pressuring him to suppress valid suspicion, boundaries, or bad days to remain agreeable.when passivity and blind trust are romanticized as harmless sweetness, it strips away self-preservation and leaves him exceptionally vulnerable to exploitation, dishonesty, and emotional neglect.
>>35057361MI don't really have anything to confess, what do you want to know?
>>35057465>does he have a knot?Let's say yes.
>>35057352m, this is def true
do you have any experience dealing with alcoholic family members, if so share tips and tricksthe cycle of>drunk gets extremely emotional and i feel obligated to play therapist and have an extremely draining heart to heart with them as they struggle to string words together whilst constantly apologizing and changing subjects every 2 seconds>drunk later sobers up *just* enough to get extremely angry over the slightest thing they're upset about so they can leap down your throat with the most heinously hurtful things imaginable is starting to make my brain deteriorate
You guys ever watch porn of a woman dressed up as Legal Red Riding Hood fucking a wolf dildo?
>>35057450I used to be a golden retriever boyfriend until I was beaten up for being so.
>>35057459That person is almost as mentally ill as you posting it.
>>35057466that’s a lot of big words and words in general,
>>35057458*blushesi wish you infinite love
why can't I stop farting all day
>>35057475Those aren't even 7th grade words, anon.
>>35057470My dad only ever did the second thing I got nothing
>>35057473who beat u up
>>35057408If it is what I think it is, a real golden retriever would never call themselves thatI think it's that kind of qualities, where the moment I call myself, for example, cute or humble, it'll become performance, it'll cease to be truth, if it was to begin with
>>35057457They have to race for the door and cling to the handle to claim their spot in the front seat.
>>35057454learneth thee more-ay words-ay, codeswitch-eth thine mind big chungus
>>35057477you're lactose or gluten intolerant
I hope they don't nuke Pickaxe Mountain.
>>35057427That's just the way it is. It's the way I always will be. I once pre-trip offered to swap emails with somebody here, they declined, and I berated myself publicly until others joined in.
Men, which you are not easy going? >>35057450Why you making relationships difficult?
Women who want golden retriever boyfriends are kind of like those 30year old men asking for "18 yo virgin girls who don't have male friends"
>>35057408I am himbo boyfriend. I am unlovable.
>>35057447There's also some that can't take any more challenges after a while. That's like asking a legless soldier to march if you keep pushing people past their comfort when the challenges had were grevious. Not everyone is built for living on the wild side. Sometimes they prefer the steady stream and not the waterfall.
>>35057457The three of them can decide amongst themselves.
>>35057480She did with unrealistic expectations, taking advantage of optimism, trust and being easy going.
>>35057450That means absolutely fuck all and I don't think that's what people actually use it to describe
>>35057489himbos are great toomy only worry is a relationship w two dummies since im not the brightest either
>>35057470people can only help themselves, and they won't change or take help until they actually choose to want help. It's like, you can't actually force a kid to eat a food they don't like or wanna eat without repercussions. unfortunately, the best course of action for yourself is to distance yourself away from them, sorry bud. They'll only drag you down with them into their hole
>>35057414>>35057486>Sometimes I reply to my own posts anonymously to hurl abuse at myself.Are BV's cuck allegations true? Is that why you went into her polyshit to begin with?
Today in church, there's a young newlywed couple who were canoodling. I need it so bad. I just want a girl to share my life with. It's not an exciting life, but I want to be with a beautiful girl and make her happy.
>>35057468in that case let's say yes
>>35057498why not get w a single girl at church?
Wooo coming down off of Molly and cocaine after Halloween is rough. Been nursing tequila shots to keep my ass stable and I’m totes WFH tomorrow: my beard smells like my wife’s pussy and she might have pee’d on me, yeah actually she did. My weiner is sore but my asshole is surprisingly not. Good times.
>>35057482>>35057491Well now they're all mad at you instead of just the ones who got relegated to the back seat
>>35057500I want to. It's easier said than done. There's one I like, but I tried to talk to her and sperged out hard. She's nice though and I've talked to her occasionally since then.
>>35057477what "new" thing did ya eat today? as in, uncommon food? If you haven't eaten stuff like dairy, bread, nuts/seeds like lentils or beans, or veggies in a long time and then did so recently, ur gut biome isn't used to the new foodeat some more of the same food for the next few days and ur body will get used to it easyooor it could be something else idk, im only speaking for my experience
>>35057496.... oh. So he is the one that keeps trying to bait me into insulting him....
>>35057500Modern zoomers are so areligious that the only people showing up of that age group of lost people with lots of guilt they're trying to make up for.
>>35057466Fair enough, but the Golden Retriever fetish is just an answer to the male fetish for Goth Girls
>>35057490I understand what you are saying but what you describe was applied to me, the opposite, I was the legless soldier expected to march forward until we were sorted. There was no wild side only a maneuver I had to perform, with immense risk on my part by moving everything to their wants and needs. I wish it continued to be a steady stream but rapids stood in the way.
>>35057489real himbos are like zach efron (so they say) handsome, and are very lovableif you're kind and average intelligence, ur still lovable too guy
>>35057510None of those people are who they describe themselves as.
>>35057498having a gf or wife and a family would be cool, but i have health/mental issues unfortunately. probably not in the cards for me.
>>35057510>goth>just trailer trash tattooed girl>golden retriever bf>just a redneck
>>35057510is this what people look like in 2026?
>>35057516Grim, isn't it?
>>35057511Ok ok ok. Speak in plain words now. You were asking to be the cheerleader? I'm getting tired.
what sort of dog do yall think a goth girl would be?can maga farmers be golden retrievers?>>35057510
>>35057510I'm not some elitist but I do think we need to gatekeep the term Goth a bit more. i swear half of modern "goths" probably dont even know what Bauhaus is
>>35057376>Ava AdamsBased>>35057378>You're attracted to women in a weird and gross waySexually and with reverence?>>35057390>Scarlit scandalI know what kind of man you are.>>35057419>korra is a man afaikComing from a misogynist, I'm sure this is a compliment.
>>35057520>what sort of dog do yall think a goth girl would be?Black cat >can maga farmers be golden retrievers?No, MAGA are hateful and golden retriever aren't hateful. More like a racist Kangal.
how many greying anons do we have itt?
>>35057513>None of those people are who they describe themselves as.That's the thing with such personas and psychological qualities, they shoudn't be aware of what they are, or at least not believe it>>35057481
Ok so real talk foids why the fuck do you always just dress up as slutty versions of x thing on halloween
>>35057524>MAGA are hateful and golden retriever aren't hateful. More like a racist Kangal.You have a lot in common then
>>35057496That doesn't make any sense. What are you even talking about?1: I don't get any gratification from it. I feel worse after I do it. It's like I'm punishing myself for not being treated worse than I am.2: I don't have any interest in cucking or any sort of NTR outside of fiction at all. I joked with her that I had a thing for NTR and so poly shouldn't be an issue. It ended up not being an issue because it never came up.3: Anything BV has ever claimed about me can be discarded. She claims to not even remember my name.>>35057507No, I reply specifically to myself to denigrate myself. I only heard of what you're talking about happening once.An example of the kind of thing I might do would be if I answer a question, then reply "Nobody cares, fuck off and die, you piece of shit" to myself.
How do I know if a song is good or if it's just some guy dicking around doing shit
>>35057525It’s actually pretty dope. I got that salt n pepper thing going on. Chicks dig it.
Anyone here a bichon frise? What sorta qualities do they have?
>>35057470It's therapeutic to give up on people, but sometimes they don't take the good path, they get far worse and you feel like you could have done more. You watch their life change irreperably and you are partly responsible. So think carefully before you give up. There are people I wish I had just screamed at and dumped guilt on instead of leaving
>>35057527I'm not a foid but the answer is because other girls do.
>>35057520I'm Goth and my fav dogs are border collies, kelpies, and well trained and cared for chihuahuas>>3505752529 and I have a few greys. i like it because I'm aging gracefully instead of fucking my hair up with dyes>>35057527its fun, I wish men were more slutty too
>>35057530it's just art man, all art has to do is make you feel (except angry or disgusted that the art sucks). Find art that makes you feel. Also, try listening to it a couple of times if other people are known to like it; sometimes it takes a bit to "sink in", ya know? What stuff have you tried out?
>>35057529>I joked with her that I had a thing for NTR and so poly shouldn't be an issue. It ended up not being an issue because it never came up.To clarify. Guys, I was only pretending. I dated a woman in a polycule ironically. It was just le hecking joke, guys.
>>35057531let’s get married
>>35057538>I wish men were more slutty toowhen i get fit, i'll try my best to look nice
>>35057541>I'm gonna do reputational damage to the guy who admitted to terrorizing himselfActually come to think of it, that's kinda 4D chess...
>>35057544i think this is the thing though, guys are massively self conscious but I like most male bodies unless theyre fat or hairy
>>35057507>>35057529>typical atoga relationshipIs this how it goes when anons try to romance each other here?
>>35057548rude as fuck.
Girls, would you let a guy watch you cook breakfast naked?
>>35057505if you can find a group activity together (like bible study or wtv church gatherings do), try to be the fun one, or the one people like. Women like a guy better when other people respect or enjoy him too. Try to be funny if you can, or push the group in a fun direction. Then try for more 1-1 bonding with the girl and then ask her out if the vibe is good. Or just tell her you thought she was cute and nice then ask her out, much faster. You got this man, just talk to her with confidence in yourself as if you're a great guy (cause you are, or at least trying to be)
>>35057552no im on my period the whole kitchen will smell likes blood
>>35057550NahYou've gotta remember, BV specifically was attracted to Ohio because of a night where he had a gigantic traumatic meltdown, and BV is, well, BV
>>35057529It's happened at least three times now and it's kind of weird that it's something I know I have to deny. Like it happened this week and maybe two more weeks prior at least.
>>35057552yea but if im using a frying pan i need an apron. i had oil spit on my nipple once and i would rather pull out a tooth
>>35057551how is that rude? fat bodies aren't a turn on for me, and men dont take care of their body hair like at all>>35057552of course. I'd even wear an apron and nothing else for him if he wanted
Damn he's literally me.
>>35057408>men, would you consider yourself a golden retriever boyfriend ?>>35057510Yeah, no. You probably don't want to be considered a quirk chungus either.
>>35057548ehhh, im a little too thin except maybe for a small girl. Eating is hard too, esp when i cook all my food. I'd pref be a good size enough for women about the same height, that way I have more "range". It'd be cool to life 1.5x my weight too or something, lifting a girl is so fun
>>35057554Yeah that's good advice. I'm the kind who keeps to himself. I don't have a ton of friends. Maybe I should focus on making friends, and she'll see that.
>>35057527You don't HAVE to but it's the unspoken rule that other women aren't allowed to judge you for dressing slutty on Halloween and if you never allow yourself to the rest of the year then being slutty feels like it's own costume. Doesn't hold that much appeal for me since I'll dress like a ho whenever. My costumes are usually bulky and weird not sexy.
>>35057519I was always a cheerleader for my other half, why wouldn't I be? They were also once upon a time up to a point where it became " just do the challenge I set to you without any further words of encouragement", that is what spurred my original question. Did I need someone who was more patient in the journey? I thought this was that someone.
>>35057550No. I falsely thought he had emotional depth, from his post.>>35057556Turns out, men can just say stuff.
>>35057565The girl in this video has since left her husband and is in a lesbian relationship
im going to starve myself into a stacy.
I have come to terms with the fact that no one will save me. I have to save someone instead.
>>35057552I'll make him a sandwich naked but if I'm actually cooking I need clothes.
>>35057558You don't need to be baited into trying to hurt people. That's just how you naturally are.
The biggest blackpill is knowing that girls your own age don't like you and that you have to wait until you're old and decaying so that you can date some bitty ass girl who's on another plane of maturity
>>35057568eat more high protein foods like peanut butter and steaks. also I love being princess carried so ive gotta lose a bit more weight
Girls, if a guy wanted, would you be comfortable walking around the house in a pair of panties and nothing else?
I don't really fuck with petite women, if you're short you should have the common decency to be fat.
>>35057574Based. I hope you become hot.
>>35057574Won't have to do that if you just dated a fat and balding guy
>>35057582fat looks awful on women in general but especially on short girls, are u crazy?
>>35057564Wtf why is Ryan Gosling on Atoga?
>>35057584He's getting /fit/ and just shaving it at the same time.
>>35057565idk, that looks like type A that likes to have funwhat kinda normal person wants to fill out a form for fun? A survey at min
>>35057581>if a guy wantedWell I would want to walk around my own house in my underwear provided it was warm enough but you're making it fucking weird
>>35057586A skinny short woman barely even exists, it would be like trying to fuck a ghost.
The girl I like has very small boobs. She's tiny and thin, and just yeah, tiny boobs. But I would cherish them if she were mine. How do I convince a girl that I'm truly happy with her small breasts and I wouldn't change a thing?
>>35057573post update vid? cause that's fucking crazy
>>35057574im startving myself into a skinny guy lol i dont think i will be chad but at least i will be able to live
>>35057594He's right I found her insta
> Most mammals reabsorb the lining instead of shedding it. Only humans, some other primates, a few bat species, elephant shrews, and the spiny mouse menstruate. >The leading explanation is that human embryos invade the uterine wall unusually aggressively, so the body pre-builds a thick lining every cycle rather than waiting for a pregnancy signal, then has to dump it when none comes.Basically, women must suffer because they are not pregnant
>>35057592smaller girls are meant to be conquered and dominated
>>35057574why not just have repeated immaculate sex to burn those cals? jk, stacy is also a mindset too. Don't forget to love urself with confidence
>>35057589he's enjoying life
>>35057594This is her now
>>35057579yessum o7
>>35057542Already am married. Love her more than the universe. It’s Sunday night after having a wonderful weekend with her and her feet are in my lap as she’s nodding off to sleep. And I sit here and look at her like, I don’t know, some kind of radiant person, who fills my life with joy and peace and all the things. And sing this into the void of a Peruvian flute forum. And she’ll never know how I am now glancing at her, as I type this. And think how drop dead in love with her I am.
>>35057558I looked in the archives. No, the one constantly interpreting anything you say as an insult toward me, asking "Ohio??" "Did u mean Ohio with this one?" is not me. The one outright saying "Can we please shit on Ohio" is not me. Other random snipes and jabs that mention me by name are not me.I only reply to myself. I only aim to terrorize myself. And I haven't done it in a good while.>>35057572I do *not* like being denigrated by others. Otherwise, I'd be absolutely thrilled by you claiming in atoga that I made up being violently raped, wouldn't I?
>>35057586>but especially on short girlsyes if you truly mean fat and not that 90s/00s fat where if you weren't supermodel thin then you're fat. Short girls with a little chub are fucking divine, super soft and squishy
>>35057600Women are so weird about this shit. "Conquering and domination" is for my enemies and people who I have to put in their place, not my woman. My woman is not my enemy and I don't need to "dominate" her.
>>35057609stop pushing ur fat fetish onto poor femanons
>>35057605Niggas will say this and it's some tubby Mexican
>>35057612the way a man dominates his gf is far different and more gently than the way he dominates his foes
>>35057614Is that you, Fatshitter?
I've never been in love with a girl. I've only been able to maintain casual relationships with girls. I don't think I'll ever get married but I don't feel doomed by that outlook.
>>35057603don't even see her big chungus vid with the ex anymore, wonder if she said why they divorcedher "quirky" motions remind me of those other girl vids where a quirky girl dances to music or hornyposts in some way, but im sure her vids are meant for women instead of men so maybe the lesbians like that shit too lol
>>35057608>>35057572BV, did u actually do that
>>35057620ya, we already have one of me, we can’t have another
>>35057625Guys liking fat women is pretty normal, I don't need to make it my whole identity.
>>35057622>I've only been able to maintain casual relationships with girlsWay to humble brag
>>35057619Not really. Domination is exerting force to bring someone into compliance. Which I don't need to do to my woman lest I want to beat her. Casually manhandling her isn't "domination"
>>35057528>You have a lot in common thenI'm far too intelligent and beautiful. Like a racist border collie.>>35057579>high protein foods>peanut butterFar higher calorie than protein. Plus, it's peanut protein, which isn't as good for building muscle as animal protein or S O Y.>>35057581>would you be comfortable walking around the house in a pair of panties and nothing else?I usually chill naked anyways.>>35057603Anyone who uses they/them is guaranteed insufferable. Even Vic Michaelis.https://youtu.be/YZXGjeRaUNo
>>35057627> Guys liking fat women is pretty normalmen is this true?
Women will say telling them to make a sandwich for you is sexist but will have a cnc kink
>>35057623>wonder if she said why they divorcedShe literally just decided she wanted to munch carpet instead
>>35057631No.
>>35057630>I'm far too intelligentAlways the dumbest niggas that tote how smart they are ain't it
whats worsehung guy with an sph fetishguy whose penis is actually small but thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread
>>35057629manhandling *is* dominating ur girl
>>35057636>hung guy with an sph fetishI think this is pretty normal, there's no law against being a big dicked sub.
>>35057631If it's in the right places. Not bv tier. I'd plap feyafern
>>35057614>goes to /s/no one is ever gonna convince me that >>>/s/22494445is ugly. Chub can be very goodhere is a cute, short skinny girl for comparison>>>/s/22455496
>>35057640>>35057641men mistaking thick/curvy girls for fat part 101
>>35057641Nora fawn is like 5'8
>>35057631ive heard of a supposedly real stereotype of black men liking extra extra thicc women
>>35057638No it's not. It's just messing around. I'm not trying to hurt her and I'm not trying to force her into compliance. Guys who feel the need to "dominate" their women are insecure as fuck and can't keep their emotions in check
>>35057633jesus, hope the guy was able to move on too
>>35057647why are u viewing dominating ur girl as a must and not a want. it should be a fun thing not a thing that he actually has to do.
>wraps a bed sheet around femanon's head and proceeds to skull fuck her
>>35057636>most horrifying person to the foid psyche: a small dicked man that doesn't hate his own body or live in constant, docile shame
>>35057643That's just a euphemism for fat bitches who don't want their feelings hurt
>>35057644hmm I see, ai says 5'7. From that pic I would've guess like < 5'4. Well, just shrink either of them down, they're both still hot
>>35057650some men just aint wired that way and thats totally fine
>>35057650Because it's something you're brought to do and only if you're particularly aggressive is it something you seek out. Like a motherfucker who's all up in your shit, he's trying to dominate you and you have to dominate him back with a quick hook. Nothing my gf does warrants that kind of attitude
I really am the nicest guy in this thread.
>>35057659not really that impressive seeing how evil the average atoga moid is..
>>35057659By technicality. Idk, now I have to think about it
>>35057608>>35057624I was getting paranoid because I was feeling a bit stuck after being told my attempts to connect were outright hated. It's not an excuse, but a symptom.
>>35057636m, but I'd say that most people dislike unwarranted arrogance
Should I make a banana split with extra pecans? I’m a dude btw.
who's the nicest girl itt or atoga?
>>35057658some men are just naturally dominant, just that simple
>>35057523>I know what kind if man you are?What kind of man?
>>35057662>>35057662maybe we wouldnt be evil if u didnt say mean cruel things all the time
>>35057669The men you describe aren't "naturally dominant" but rather are trying to prove something. How weak do you have to be to gain something and think you're so strong for "dominating" your girl, the weakest and easiest target.
>>35057664They weren't outright hated on their face. In fact, I *still* regret that we never got to watch the Gundam 00 movie, because I never even suggested it, because I felt you didn't really get into the show.>It's not an excuseI'll take just acknowledging that it wasn't right. Thank you.
>>35057673it’s fun!! gosh do u guys not like fun?
>>35057667if you glaze the pecans with sugar syrup, hell yeah>vanilla ice cream>yellow banana>candied pecans, maybe pistachios>drizzled chocolate syrup >shredded chocolate with mint leaves, maybe coconut>berries, at least a cherry on topyou could saute the banana or do a banana foster, but you gotta assemble fast if you still want it warm
>>35057675Thrashing around defenseless people is not fun unless that's all you're capable of
>>35057548>i think this is the thing though, guys are massively self conscious but I like most male bodies unless theyre fat or hairyI'm pretty sure most women don't find the male body sexy at all so it doesn't work
>>35057677ur acting like he’s beating her up w all his strength and then walking away, u are still confusing a man’s means of dominating others the same way he would his gf, it’s not at all the same.
>>35057662>casts demonic spell to make you get your period next monthooga booga
aight, time for the nicest guy to go jack off
>>35057680anon u do know girls already get their periods every month right?
>>35057679That's what dominantion is, you have no idea what that word means because you're a woman and don't have a concept of it I mean you are into CNC so I guess you like being beat anyway. You aren't normal
>>35057668Probably fatshitter.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>35057685She's only pretend nice
i think fatshitter is more upset about men not liking domination than she is by anorexic men lol
>>35057684u confuse male on male domination with male on female (romantic) domination and now u confuse cnc with getting beatu are a very confused anon >>35057689can confirm, i am secretly very evil..>>35057690lol
>>35057690Nta but i think you're just a bunch of fags
aight thread's asleep, goodnight yall>>35057683waaaaaaaah!?!?!?!?!?!
>>35057693>i am secretly very evil..What? You tricked me.
>>35057693>u confuse male on male domination with male on female (romantic) dominationYou're confusing it, there's no such thing as "romantic" domination. I don't expect you to recognize it but the kind of man that wants to dominate his woman is usually a contemptible individual, he doesn't have the power to win a fight with another man so what does he do, turns it towards someone else. They know they're weak.
You're all bots. Only I'm real. Watch this, NIGGER
>>35057696sorry not sorry, i say evilily>>35057697agree to disagree
I wish I could have sex, but alas...
>>35057690all men like to dominate what r u talking about nig
I think all problem with dating can be boiled down to a single phrase"I'll let you buy me a dinner"
Ever see someone latch onto a thing in attempt to change their identity to become favorable to others? I saw them become a techbro in real time...
>>35057009>>35057004>>35057013>>35057024to be fair she didn't want to give her virginity up to a fratbro b*siness major so I honestly respect that
Searching "Married couple in love" on Pornhub
>>35057024i want to have sex with kp. she looked hot in that teasy leg shot
>>35057693Since I've embarrassed myself a bunch already tonight, I'll just say that I *was* the one that encouraged you to not be so dependent on atoga for your social needs that one night. I didn't have my trip because I was phoneposting. Some of the stuff you said seemed so sad that I couldn't help but want to try to help, but I was too sleepy (already in bed) to be of much use. Sorry.
>>35057707They nuked all of the amateur content a long time ago
>>35057034MAzeroth Survivors holy fuck I needed to uninstall it or it'd actually wreck my life like vampire survivors almost did >>35057219holy underrated, happy belated Halloween
how many femanons here are into CNC?
>>35057299Dani Daniels, Mia Malkova, and Holly Michaels are my big 3.>your favorite pornDon't really have one, I like variety >>35057366>missaliceIs that the New Zealand cam girl?
>>35057457 The only correct answer:>Out of wife and mother.Wife gets front seat always. Since she would almost always be leaving with me anyways to pick up mother>Between gf and motherwhoever was in the car first gets to stay there. Or whoever claims the front seat first (if leaving together) gets it. (Personally my mother has always designated herself to the backseat if I ever had a gf)>Between wife and colleague. Female colleague sits in front then should swap out and gets to the back once my wife gets picked up, then we drop female colleague off. Male colleague gets to stay in the front seat if he likes until he gets dropped off then wife comes back to the front.
>>35057710:0 really that was actually u? i saw an anon speculating that it was you but i thought he was just trolling, unless that anon was also you (?) i have been reading ur other post itt abt how u sometimes post pretending to be an anon, altho for the motive of getting ppl to hate on u? i feel like i should be the one advising u to spend some time off here cause that can’t be healthy for ur mental health :/ either way, i did appreciate it, that was kind of u to do, and i also want to say sorry for that one time i said u werent nice on the inside, i was just being pissy n didnt mean it.
>>35057719>altho for the motive of getting ppl to hate on u?No, I just self-abuse out of self-hatred, and it’s not strictly an atoga or 4chan or online thing. But I’m trying to stop; I just had to fight the urge to reply to myself to say I’m pathetic and nobody cares for instance. I’ll be fine. I was more concerned that you were apparently here 24/7 and people were increasingly being nasty and you were working to accommodate them.As for the rest of that, I appreciate your appreciation, and don’t sweat it. I agreed that I’m nasty on the inside.
>>35057034MWOW Forever
All the fun females have went to bedFemanons are you still here
>>35057603>they/themsbianthis might be one rung above mtf transbian in insufferability
>>35057034Mcs2
>go dancing >have fun>women clump behind me>offer to dance with them>noSilly
>>35057732I'd kill myself ngl
>>35057729I'm here there's just nothing happening
>>35057732have you tried being tall, handsome with a sharp jaw, full head of hair, straight teeth and having a fit muscular body?
>>35057734I love you. Platonically. Mwah
>>35057702some clearly dontnot me tho
>>35057735Yes. That's why they clumped up next to me.
>>35057633This just screams that homosexuality is a choice>deconstructingI have grown to hate this word so much lately
It sucks that you can't be a white guy with a shaved head without people looking at you weird.
Edging myself for no reason because I keep getting distracted.
this one girl i liked since college has been engaged. i never talked to her but i found her REALLY REALLY attractive. why do i feel bad now :(
Women how would you feel if you were cuddling with your bf and the he chuckled and said you stink
>>35057745biological instinctive rejection>pretty lady go other male>me not pass on gene with pretty ladysimple as>inb4 its more complicatedno it isnt
Ladies can you find my future wife and either introduce her to me or tell her to stop praying for my isolation its making me upset, pls and thanks
>>35057725you mean you do it irl too? i hope its not as awful as it sounds, why do you do it? can’t you reach out to your friends when you feel like doing such things instead? u dont seem nasty to me, so ur not deserving of such treatment, even by ur own hands.
>>35057631
>>35057736Please don't do that>>35057746You say that like it hasn't actually happened to me
>>35057740It's a red flag word, like "healing" or "journey"
>>35057745don't worry you share this feeling for others, me too. At least you didn't have a relationship with her and the vision crumbled before you as time went on.
>>35057753why is journey a red flag word? isn't living a journey to journal?
>>35057755nta but I'm pretty sure it's a contextual use of the word 'journey'
>>35057725>>35057749Holy fuck, you self-fellating mentally-ill attention-whoring shitstains, both of you should fuck off from here
>>35057757paws u to death
>>35057752Do you not like platonic kisses on your cheek?
>>35057747i didnt get rejected? i never asked her out>>35057754the dude is kinda chubby and shorter than me. maybe i did have a chance
>>35057749Worse, I think. Not aloud, but I always think about how I don’t deserve to visit family for holidays for instance.>can’t you reach out to your friends when you feel like doing such things instead?No. I can’t. I can’t rely on friends, I can’t burden family, and I can’t trust mental health professionals. I have to internalize everything all the time and it’s why I had a complete meltdown here years ago.>>35057757That’s fair. Sorry for being a bother. I’ll go.
I'm convinced that stupidity is not a lack of intelligence. It's an active trait can show up in the the smartest of people.
>>35057761why can’t you rely on friends? thats what they are for.
this is my exact type but they dont exist herewhat do I do?
>>35057764avg white girl with dyed hair and goth makeup. should be easy to get one
>>35057764>what do I do?Kill yourself
>>35057758how old are u fatty? im just curious
i moan like a girl when i jerk off but not in a gay way, more of a passionate, aristocratic way. Does that make sense?
>>35057763Probably doesn’t have any
>>35057768i will tell u if u tell me urs first
>>35057761You're a shitstain not because you were raped, you're a shitstain because you're a self-obsessed tripcuck with a victim complex
>>35057772im 25
I was off the internet for 3 dayswtf happened
Is Haley Stevens a role model for girlfailures?
>>35057774im u but minus 3 years >>35057771i remember him talking abt having several not too long ago
>>35057757>>35057771>>35057773Attacking the vulnerable is a really normal thing to do, you really don’t seem like a fucking psychopath right now at all anon!
there is a girl i like. i asked her out, she declined straight up. i've tried cutting her of BUT she still likes to flirt n stuff and drops "hints". am i just a jester to her that she comes to whenever she wants attention? am i that low value and replaceable
>>35057766those dont exist here
>>35057776>picrelout of touch boomer trying to relate to zoomer mensame old shit
>>35057779>’Name on, Ohiocuck
>>35057783He admits to shitting on himself, maybe YOU are him.
>>35057785maybe we are ALL ohio O_O
>>35057352uhh sure but i think she's describing how women will date guys to have access to a wider social circle. like the grown up version of a teen girl dating a guy for his car lol. because i know druggie musician types like that and they're all palpably insecure about being boring and so they try to make up for it by bringing the girl to different venues and introducing her to more talented, more interesting guys who she always ends up leaving him for. i SEE this happen with my EYES
>>35057778>im u but minus 3 yearsso 22 , you're young afNow im puzzled. a young, white woman probably has the most privilege a human being can ever have. how can you be single, lonely and friendless. this is beyond my cognitive capabilities. you should be drowning in chad cock to be fair
>>35057786SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
>>>/gif/31370605Why are women so cruel?
>>35057788did u really need to add the "drowning in chad cock" bit man
>>35057779Nta but this woe is me shit from everyone here gets insanely annoying and you guys should learn to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourselves
>>35057780Its ok to still be her friend but if youre looking for a gf and shes not interested then you are well within your own authority to temporarily filter her ass out while you lock in and find one, and if shes not a stupid bitch she will understand and respect that. You can even directly tell her all this too
>>35057792NTA but you realize this is still an advice board at the end of the day
>>35057790this video is a shitpost but i really dont understand the whole "coddle me cause my penis is small" thing some fellas have, its so bizarreyou know its badshe knows its badyou know its something you need to make up forjust own it and accept it ffs
>>35057788i was hoping for an actual meaningful convo of any sorts but then u just said pure slop, lame, can’t u all just go back to r9k already?>>35057791be grateful they do add lil bits like that, makes it easy to weed out bots like him
>>35057790real talk though: what's the point of having a big dick if you were circumcised though
>>35057794NTA, we have a containment thread for that kind of pitybaiting>>35051770
>>35057791yea why not? i am not wrong >>35057797> pure slop, lameim being real, fatty. ur more privileged than 99.99% humans alive
>>35057798imagine the alternative: having a tiny jewdick (kill me lol)
Just ate food, feels good
>>35057798You still have the rest of the dick.
>>35057793women just want attention these days. it sucks to be me because im a sensitive young man and i catch dem feelz easily
>>35057799Interesting that you’re only mad about one person venting about actual trauma. Where was this during the last 12 hours of dudes bitching about not getting pussy?
>>35057797It's funny how all credibility goes out the window the instant "chad" pops up.
>>35057759Correct. It's yucky.
>>35057806you really shouldn't be talking about credibility when you're a rapist groomer
its fight club up in atoga tonight omg
>>35057802>Just ate food, feels goodJust ate some really hot wings. Gonna take some Gaviscon before bed.
>>35057806CHAD is just a name for a man who is attractive and tall, everybody knows this, this vocab came from THIS website, ya all invented this shit. Using the word chad or stacy does not make me lose credibility
>>35057788She's a gross weird undersocialized ftm tranny with a bunch of mental illnesses and perversions bro, are you daft
>>35057777Idk who that is
>>35057811Aww, look, he thinks he's people!
genderhave u ever experienced being desired by the opposite sex was it nice
For a chance to win $5 million, would you give up all forms of sexual activity for an entire year? Meaning no masturbation and no sex.
>>35057809Cuckworm gets pissed when any namefag gets femanon attention. That’s his thing. He’s the one that begs for people to talk shit about ohio.
>>35057805Pretty sure I called a couple of them cucks, but I'm not here 24/7 and anons are just easier to ignore
>>35057815Yeah.>>35057816I'm not looking to explode for a "chance."
>>35057812detrans tranny.. not just a tranny, at least get it right pls, i deserve that much
>>35057807Here's one for the top of your headMwah
>>35057815Whether it's nice or not is highly dependant on whether you desire the person desiring you or not
>>35057812leftists love trannies dont they? she could pull a leftist chad easily
>>35057818Dozens of posts begging for pussy, maybe a hundred, many with images and video, are easier to ignore than a few posts in plain text. Got it. Thanks for explaining this for my poor unenlightened foid brain.
>>35057820You still take uncontrolled rule of thumb doses of test, you grow facial hair FFS. You probably have more testosterone in your blood than every guy here
menWould you leave your woman alone in a room with 10 men?womenWould you leave your man alone in a room with 10 women?
>>35057819*headpats*
>>35057823She's ugly and extremely unsexy is what I'm getting at, you haven't seen the photos
>>35057820How big is your clit? Like thumb size?
>>35057825i actually decided to fully 100% stop it this friday, no more hormones wil be plunged into my poor bum anymore! i am free :D my happiness prevails ur cruel words,
>>35057828I wanna see.
>>35057830That’s good. Now find yourself a nice manon.
Why don't white women like me? I'm not that short (1.76m), I dress well, I love my family, love pets and I'm an overachiever....
>>35057826I would prefer not to, but as long as they're average people is probably safer than leaving her with just one or two men.
If it's cancer I won't bother treating it.
>>35057830That's a lie, I know you're too afraid of your period to stop>>35057831Hairy belly with no curves on the hips or waist, looks like some swarthy hairy twink
>>35057828that's harsh ngl. i dont like making fun of someone's appearance, shit hurts and it erodes your self esteem
>>35057834Because you post pictures of prostitutes here
>>35057837I want the actual pics
>>35057820Nta but unless you stopped taking testosterone you're still a tranny
>>35057834Have you tried not being brown
>>35057839How would they know that?
>>35057843They can smell it on you…
Whatever happened to thinking fatshitter was a man pretending to be a woman? Was there some proof posted that made people stop saying that?
>>35057834white women are the easiest and give up their coochies to black men, latinos and other non whites all the time. they dont like men of their own race for some reason
>>35057844But they can't smell the hot guy being a serial cheater?
>>35057838Tough shit, I'm just saying it like it is. I'm not here to kiss your asses because some of you are indeed very ugly and I won't lie to you about that >>35057840https://files.catbox.moe/n0w0hw.jpeg
>>35057832thx >>35057829sort of, maybe a lil smaller, idk, i dont really notice it anymore, >>35057837funny u say that cuz i actually finally stopped cuz i (gross tmi dont read ahead) got my period on friday.. first time in yearsit was scary at first but it finally broke the camel's back that being a girl really is okay even if it means u get a lil bloody sometimes >>35057841guess what
>>35057842ntaim reasonably fit, 6'4 and white myself and have never succeeded w a girljbw is cope
>>35057846Brown hands typed this post. White women are the least likely to racemix out of any group.
>>35057850You're not supposed to be autistic either... That kills your chances no matter what
>>35057361Fi'm told i'm very beautiful by everyone i meet, i get showered in compliments by strangers every time i go out, not just for my looks but personality too. i get special treatment everywhere i go because people just like me. but i am extremely extremely insecure and shy especially around men and i will compulsively reject guys if they ask me out even if i love them and they beg and swear their loyalty to me. i can't even make eye contact with them because i feel unworthy of it. i go home and fantasize about being with them for hours, i stalk their social media every day, i masturbate to the thought of them, then i cry for hours because i want to be with them but my self esteem is too low to be with them. and they don't know this at all. they just think i turn them down because they weren't good enough for me and i have too many options. it's something that tortures me every day but i can't even talk about it because no one else can relate. idk how to even describe this problem i'm having and i have no idea how to fix it
>>35057848Hot actually, damn
>>35057855really? ///
>>35057853not autistic
>>35057848is this a real biofem or a tranny
>>35057856Not my ideal body type, could do without the excess hair - but, would
>>35057858really? -_-
>>35057851 i've heard in UK every other white woman is with a paksitani man. i've even seen tiktoks by english women saying how white men are cucks and they dont even feel like they are men anymore. white men are getting feminized since the past 3 generations this was bound to happen
>>35057854Male hands. Shy women don't exist.
>>35057854Fakest shit I ever read. Beautiful people aren't insecure, that's a Hollywood trope to make them seem more relatable. In real life they know they're the shit, they go out and get things done because they have nothing to worry about.
>>35057848i would kiss her belly desu
>>35057860Yeah, really.
my ex is curing/identifying cancer with her new lover i am alone saving money for a day to afford having a life, what do you do when you feel alone?
>>35057854This is a more obvious larp than a supposed F poster raving about Bibisi.
>>35057849>sort of, maybe a lil smaller, idk, i dont really notice it anymore,Does it look like this?https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HVk-hxPWwAAil1b?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
>>35057848aside from the disgusting body hair this isn't even that bad...looks like ur avg underweight woman
i really like big titsbut my girlfriend, well her tits arent so bigwhat to do about this dilemma?
I fucking love when some dysgenic freak tries to shit on somebody else here and it immediately blows up in their face.
>>35057868man I regret not reading before clicking a random ass link
>>35057864>>35057859You guys would anything. If I told you that was me at 16 you'd believe it and be grossed out
What fat fetish poster doesn't know is that once she's off T she won't like fat guys anymore.
>>35057875you posted CP?
>>35057854do u have full lips, heart shaped face, round almond eyes and a upturned nose? if so you're hot
>>35057361I liked that he rambled about LOTR after sex.
>>35057877No you dumb fuck, are you stupid, That's her but if I told you it was a guy you'd buy it. Not p either
>>35057859fair, i did buy some nair cream + i still have no idea how much of it will go away as my t level go back to normal over time if i got a bf i wouldnt mind maintaining shaving multiple times a week :P>>35057864this made me blush a lil irl >>35057868mine looks different, >>35057877no that pic is of me when i was 21>>35057876nah, thatll never ever happenaltho i did weirdly start to like fat guys a lot more once i started t
>>35057877Normgroids are so fucking retarded.
>>35057824>Dozens of posts begging for pussy, maybe a hundredAnd instead of responding to all of them, I'll just talk shit to a couple of the most annoying ones, usually the kind that narcissists often attach their own nicknames to
THE WESTERN WORLD HAS GONE TO SLEEP, ITS BROWN HOURS!
>>35057815>have u ever experienced being desired by the opposite sexYes, it's extremely disconcerting when you're not used to it. Everyone is an asshole to you until you come back after summer break, having been hit by puberty like a freight train. Then they're all nice and you spend the rest of high school waiting for the other shoe to drop.>>35057816Wouldn't men suffer from nocturnal emissions? Would they automatically lose?>>35057826>Would you leave your man alone in a room with 10 women?Yeah. Why wouldn't I? >>35057836>If it's cancer I won't bother treating it.I don't think you've seen what untreated cancer looks like. It's rough.>>35057875>you'd believe it and be grossed outYou vastly overestimate the morals of the men here.
>>35057881>if i got a bfWould you take applicants from here or only irl
>>35057883How’s that working out for you, cuckworm?
>>35057886MI'm gonna need a bigger gun
men are the true romantics. even a transgender, with belly hair and self admission of ugliness and mental illness still gets attention and men saying she is not disgusting. imagine if it was the other way around, women would've thrown up and banned him from the thread
>>35057886Mi wanna do it when anyone is mean to me in a reply, on all of 4chan not just /adv/
>>35057887rn im picturing someone who hates me writing this so if i say yes they then laugh at me or worse, gain my trust then post the private stuff i told them on heresorry>>35057890>self admission of mental illnessi've never done that
>>35057890Bro they're desperate virgins on 4chan who've never seen a pussy in real life, they'll take absolutely any crumbs of female attention, it's not romance it's desperation. These guys would date bv if she offered
>>35057892>i've never done thatyour posts did though
>>35057892>if i say yes they then laugh at me or worse, gain my trust then post the private stuff i told them on hereThey do be like that.Except me, since I'm nice.
>>35057893you got me there
>>35057892I wasn’t volunteeringIs there anyone you have an eye on
>>35057815MYes, on occasion but it has always been like a flash, it came and went before I knew what to do with it, like not sure what the fuck just happened but looks like she already moved on.
>>35057897Oh you're that guy who tried to date her and then she rejected you lmao, still simping.
>>35057815Myes, a lot. unfortunately im too socially stunted to take it any further. i even fumbled a solid 7-8/10 who wanted me
>>35057900Nah
>>35057888Not your namefag
femanonsit on it
>>35057904lol k
>>35057902Yeah. And you still get on your knees and simp for the other one too, despite saying how evil you think she is. You really are a spineless dickless little prick aren't you.
>>35057821Bad touchI don't like you
>>35057905Would you handle a dick like a meanie? With quick strokes around the glans only with 2 fingers and then play with the foreskin by wrapping and unwrapping it like a gearbox?
>>35057907What
>>35057854Lol instantly bullied and horned over, poor femanon
>>35057894but theres still a difference with anons who are openly saying theyve been diagnosed with xyz vs u guys just thinking im mentally ill>>35057895maybe u are but idk that>>35057897>Is there anyone you have an eye oni catch small fangirl crushes on ppl easily but as for actual serious crushes? notheres at least 2 anons i'd love to be actual (online) friends with tho >>35057900thats not him
>>35057913>but idk thatYou'll know, I am the nicest guy around.Take care.
>>35057913>at least 2 anonsNice guy anon and the one who posted your pic… damn
>>35057909You will. Your hair kinda smells. Like an old demented lady who smokes like a chimney, when'd you last wash it
>want to experience love and sex>feel extremely ugly>feel like a rapist mcgigamolestor whenever im attracted to other peoplehow does one fix this problem, typically speaking
femanons do you have back dimples?
>>35057918Hit the gym and take a shower
>>35057890Desperation isn't romantic. It's not romance if they'll give that attention to literally anything female that they think might respond positively to it.
>>35057911You and ilk like you are such a disgrace, you wet ass noodle, people like you are the reason men get shit on, shameful >>35057913It is, I've seen him whining for months. He can lie and deny all he wants, he's done it before
>>35057918>how does one fix this problemCan't. Women control that domain and if they as a whole don't like you very much, there's not much you can do.
>>35057917It smells like my sister's fancy conditioner thank you very muchI dislike your attitude
>>35057918lack of self esteem.>fixwell, gain confidence. dress well, smell nice, be fit. all this makes you feel more confident and sexy
>>35057919top ones look like someone photoshopped assholes on her back
>>35057927Looks like she had piercings that healed.
>>35057919instead of dimples I have a rough skin blemish that doesn't heal above my buttcrack
Yooo bawwwwwwI want a femdommeBawww
>>35057924What attitude, and you do like it tho deep down.
>>35057929What you do to it
>>35057930pay for it like every other closeted faggotdysgenic freak
>>35057913>theres at least 2 anons i'd love to be actual (online) friends with thoIn my experience ATOGA friends are a mixed bag. One became one of my best friends, while another got so overly attached I was suffocating. Hope you pick good ones, and careful about sharing personal info!
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>>35057934I can live just fine without it,american/Canadian scum
>>35057933I pick at it sometimes when I feel anxious
>>35057926NTA but none of that matters if you're ugly as a man.
>>35057938seethe homo.
>>35057929I had something going on like that under my belly button. I think it was a fungal thing bc I wear high waisted pants and get sweaty so often.
>>35057940You should stop that.
I'm at the height where it's genuinely too over for anything you do in life to matter (5'3)
>>35057941no bro just dress nice bro here try this shirt bro and you need some cologne thats the issue bro just gotta smell good bro just shower bro its just confidence
>>3505794280 IQ post
>>35057946even after showering and washing my arm pits they smell. its over.
>>350579454 inches here buddy, we all got our own crosses to bearall love and i pray you find your manlet fetish foid
>>35057946Have a mentality where women can do no wrong and if you're failing it must be your own fault and women's dating world is the prize, and you're going to make it at some point in the next 60 years!
>>35057922the guy you are talking to has my contact, if he wanted to talk to me he would on there, not on here.>>35057936>One became one of my best friends, while another got so overly attached I was suffocatingthats funny u say that cause i experienced a fairly similar thing of that nature but both from the same guy, altho we added each other from soc and not herehopefully that overly attached friend didnt go stalker mode on u after the friendship ended, ive heard stuff like that happen plenty when it comes to 4chan friendships
>>35057950I'd rather kill myself than get pegged 2bh. They always want to do that to little guys
>>35057952talking about* i meantnot 'talking to'
I wish I knew how to talk to people
>>35057952As if he didn't already before, lol. Last week or something
>>35057958yet again, he has my contact, he can dm me wheneverit makes no sense that he'd be that anon u for some reason think he is
Men, What does white pussy feel like? Only experienced black and brown asian coochies. Please tell me to allievate my need of constantly chasing it
>>35057959He literally already did it when he was talking about your ass. He's a massive pussy, he'll never have the balls to contact you personally again, he has to hide behind anonymity
Would you murder your parents to gain immortality?
>>35057952>i experienced a fairly similar thing of that nature but both from the same guyOh jeez. If my good friend turned crazy I don't think I'd trust anyone here again! How'd that turn out?>hopefully that overly attached friend didnt go stalker mode on u after the friendship endedThankfully she did not. I'm glad I cut it off before anything especially personal was shared. Definitely learned my lesson about opening up to someone before I learn their... quirks.
>>35057960It's all the same saar. You can stop trying to redeem da white pussy now
>>35057963I'm not a woman.
>>35057945That is unfortunate.How did this even happen millennial women are tall and busty compared to previous generations bc of improvements in childhood nutrition but young men are smaller than boomers. Are they boys not eating what is going on here?
Women,What does _ cock feel like? Only experienced _ and _ penises. Please tell me to allievate my need of constantly chasing it
>>35057967Low testosterone and hgh
>>35057957Normgroids are cattle who need to have things done to them. Literally just do it. They're judgy cunts but that shouldn't matter because their opinions are worthless.
>>35057963The hell's immortality gonna do for me? Let me watch humans blow each other up and then drift through the void for the rest of time? Booooring.
>>35057962Nigga I don’t even know who in the fuck you’re talking aboutI love it when anons here are so convinced they know everything, and then it turns out they know fucking NOTHING
>>35057969Why though?
>>35057968>What does Holy Ghost cock feel like? Only experienced The Father and The Son penises. Please tell me to allievate my need of constantly chasing it
>>35057973Micro plastics, sterile environments, industrial diets, crap in the water, xenoestrogens, etc
>>35057962just stop talking pls>>35057964>How'd that turn out?it was less abt him switching up and more abt just the situation turning bad. we clicked instantly when we first talked, but then he unadded me cuz his mental state, a couple months later i added him again. things were nice but also weird and unhealthy. he was a full neet so he'd switch his schedule to match mine as in sleeping when i did even tho he lived in a dif continent. we eventually broke things off since like the first time, human interaction made his mental health worse.
I wish I had the opportunity to stick my dick into some prime 2010s soc camwhores
I wish I had the opportunity to stick my dick into this woman
>>35057980>he was a full neet so he'd switch his schedule to match mine as in sleeping when i did even tho he lived in a dif continent.Sounds like me, can't imagine what you guys talked about.
>>35057978Raised worrying about acid rain but they fix that and now there's all this shit.>>35057981Should've thought about that like 12 years ago then.
>>35057982she looks spiritually brown.
>>35057980>he was a full neet so he'd switch his schedule to match mine as in sleeping when i did even tho he lived in a dif continentBlech. Gave me shivers.Hope the dude got some real help rather than latching onto people online.
>>35057987Don't be a creep, dude
>>35057986she is something else and her face is just perfection. fuck you dicaprio u fucking son of a bitch
>>35057983he was an older guy and his life as a full neet made him really depressed, he wanted to change but felt like he couldnt even when i tried my best to encourage him, there was at least 2 times i thought he might try to kill himself.please work towards not ending up in a similar headspace as a guy like that anon, u can break out of neetdom i believe in u>>35057987>Hope the dude got some real help me too, although i highly doubt he ever will
>>35057992How old is the guy?
>>35057993late 30s,sorry i misremembered and for some reason thought he was late 40s. i dont think late 30s is old
>>35057963>Would you murder your parents to gain immortality?I wouldn't even want immortality for free. Only the gayest and obnoxious ppl I have ever known wanted immortality
>>35057992It's kinda funny how humans are so resistant to change. Creatures of habit I suppose? Took me way too long to start therapy because I feared it, and yet now I'm eagerly looking forward to it every week. We're a lot more capable of changing than we like to convince ourselves we are.
>>35057995hahaI'm just turning 30, I can see why, a few more years of neetdom and I'd want to kill myself too.
>>35057862i guess men don't see me as shy but that's how i feel. although shame is more like it. i feel like i'm aloof and dismissive but they don't describe me as that. i get told i'm "mysterious" instead. part of what makes me feel like i'm crazy is that my flaws can't be perceived as that by anyone else, no one will take my side that i'm capable of feeling suffering at all. it strips me of my humanity and so has led me to believe i am beneath human. i also get accused of being the person with more power/dominance in dynamics when in reality i was the victim, but they believe i could just not be a victim of anything because they *worship* me, and how i'm perceived causes that. so i guess that's one source of these issues >>35057863i know i should have nothing to worry about but i do. that's the problem i'm trying to describe. i'm trying to say i personally have these mental issues, not make a statement about beautiful people in general. i wish i could talk to someone who gets what i'm talking about but i haven't met them yet >>35057878yes and i know that's how other people see me. my low self esteem doesn't have to do with thinking i'm ugly or unlikable or incompetent so that makes it extra hard to verbalize why i feel the way i do
How do I stop feeling uncomfortable around white people? I used to get bullied by them in middle school.
>>35057997im really glad to hear therapy is going well for u anon, soon ur going to become to good for atoga and leave all us anons and femanons in the dust>>35057998take this as ur sign, escape while u still can.do u have any future plans as of now? even small ones?
I went to check my balls. Doc says it's nothing to be worried about. He said it's a good thing I'm a virgin and that I should wait until marriage for sex.
>>35058002Nah, I got the bad kind of autism.I foresee a future of me being a balding fat guy in a low skill ceiling job trading labor for minimum wage, or in prison. Possibly dead.
>>35057999I'm not the anon(s) but beautiful/attractive people have low self esteem just as easily as ugly people for different reasons. One of those reasons is that because people perceive you as attractive they unconsciously set expectations on your character, they will put you into a box mentally, and you are always regarded in a specific type of way. Which other people envy but for you it means you never get a chance to truly gain feedback of your character beneath the skin. People only regard you at a skin deep level and this can cause a loss of knowing yourself on the inside at worst, or at best it makes you feel a disconnect or an invisible barrier between you and others. People will also belittle and invalidate your struggles if you're conventionally attractive. You could vent or confide in someone and you will often hear "You don't have it bad, or it's not that bad you are hot/attractive".
>>35058002>im really glad to hear therapy is going well for u anon,Thanks! Me too. Turns out therapists are pretty good at dealing with people who have anxiety issues, and that has made it leagues less stressful than imagined. Who could have guessed?>soon ur going to become to good for atoga and leave all us anons and femanons in the dustHard to imagine me ever leaving this place for good. Maybe if the bad eggs scare off all the good ones.
>>35058003You let a man fondle your nuts?
Do women believe in no sex until marriage?
Why are white people so arrogant?
Why do people subscribe to OF for the 'connection' and chatting with the girl or whatever, when it's so obvious that every OF girl despises their paying customers and in all likelihood wishes they were dead?
>>35058009Is this the moment where you pretend it was sexual to try to make fun of me?
>>35058004>i foresee a future of me with a jobhey thats better than nothing, and itll be a lot easier to see yourself doing a lot more once you start actively getting out there and doing things at all, so i wouldnt limit your future to just what you currently think youre capable of>>35058007>Hard to imagine me ever leaving this place for good. Maybe if the bad eggs scare off all the good ones.lol i get what u mean, we and everyone else r probably going to be here foreveror at least for the next couple years
>>35058011I haven't seen a white person in real life in like over a year now.
>>35058011Because you say retarded shit like this.
>>35058012Men love women, women absolutely loathe men.
>>35058014we'll see, if I'm being truthful, I see myself getting into some random accident crossing the road.Would be a fitting end.
>>35058014>lol i get what u mean, we and everyone else r probably going to be here foreverIt's possible that the jannies purge us from existence at some point. That'd be sad. The /soc/ jannies did it to the ATOGA threads over there, though they were newer than the /adv/ ones.
>>35058010They all start believing that and "stuff happens" and whoops, virginity lost well no reason to stop now.
>>35058010Snorting one or two likes of ketamine off some random men's cocks isn't all that sexual
>>35058019i hope you dont mean that, you wont be able to see any of the things in life that you missed out on if you dont try let alone give up >>35058021>purge us from existence at some point.is that really a possibility? i assumed these atoga threads have been going on for too many years for that to ever happen
I've had sex before marriage. Is it over for me?I'm M
>>35058024I mean it, not in a I'm gonna kill myself kind of way, I wouldn't put the responsibility of my life on someone else, so if I wanted to die, nobody would be able to talk me out of it.
>>35058003Little weird that your doctor is giving you non medical advice
>>35058023>false equivalenceI guess medical students looking at dicks are fags, huh?
>>35058024>is that really a possibility?Hard to say, we've seemingly had mixed reputations with them over the years. All it really takes is one or two jannies deciding we're more of a glorified chatroom than a place where people are getting advice, and we'd be out the door.>i assumed these atoga threads have been going on for too many years for that to ever happenWe're pretty old, but I doubt that matters all that much to them.
got $1200 just sitting on my desk because I keep procrastinating on depositing it.
>>35058026how long have you been a neet? do you have anyone you are close with? specifically irl >>35058029if it happened i feel like a lot of ppl here might just migrate over to gioyc if that were to happen.
>>35058030Is it cash or a check?If it's cash and you don't need it in the account just hang onto it.
>>35058032idk, a decade at this point or something.and nah, no friends, bad kind of autism, or maybe bad upbringing. Who knows, maybe something will happen and my brain chemistry will just click and things will change.
>>35058034Cash, I like looking at the numbers though.
Somebody make the Warcraft 3 night elf campaign less boring please.
>>35058035what about your family?
>>35058038barely talk to them either, don't worry about me, lmao
>>35058032>if it happened i feel like a lot of ppl here might just migrate over to gioyc if that were to happen.Maybe. That'd be quite the war to break out if its regulars resisted assimilation.Glad we've got good posters like you around that ask plenty of questions. Helps stave off our forced removal, probably.Anyway, time for bed. G'night!
>>35058039but arent they worried about you? or at least check up on you?>>35058040thx anon, goodnight
>>35058041It's complicated.
>>35058042often is yea, complicated still means a relationship of some kind. theres people thatd notice and care if you were gone
>>35058028Another false equivalence. Women having depraved sex in college and then claiming to be chaste and waiting for marriage is a thing
>>35058035Fellow decade NEET here. Don't fall for the trap of waiting for stuff to change, I was the same! You have to be the one to make changes! Therapy, medication, whatever it takes. I started the former myself and it's been going great. Keep your chin up, and take whatever baby steps you can towards recovery. It's a long road, but we're both gonna make it!
Any femanons that look like Cory Chase?
Any femanons that look like Kenzie Reeves?
>>35058049>>35058051Who are these people?
how do you manage anxiety
>>35058054Breathing exercises and some sort of anchor
Any femanons that look like Lovcraft's worst nightmares?
anyone else feel like they talk at a perfectly normal speaking volume yet every once and a while ppl can’t hear u and u have to repeat urself over n over again?makes me feel awful
oh right, I was in the middle of jacking off.
>>35058051Kenzie Reeves is goated. Especially when she isn't in her full on bimbo rave girl look, but either is fine. So few porn girls actually get the acting/performance part of that gig.
>>35058058yes, started work in september had a sit down with my boss after two weeks where he told me I need to talk more and louder and I don't think it got any better since then
>>35058058i feel bad for never being able to hear people who are soft spoken. i can never understand when someone has an accent/speech impediment/is nervous talking on the phone too. they always do that disappointed pause right after i ask them to please repeat that again which makes me feel like shit. i hope people don't suspect i'm doing it on purpose to be an asshole
>>35058058No I know I'm being too quiet/fast/not enunciating enough when it happens
>>35058064did it come to a surprise that he said that or did you kinda already suspect yourself to be a quieter talker?>>35058065> i hope people don't suspect i'm doing it on purpose to be an assholepersonally ive never suspected that in any of the times it happened to me, if anything, im a little confused since im not terribly soft spoken, so im not sure why im so hard to hear sometimes
>>35058067>did it come to a surprise that he said that or did you kinda already suspect yourself to be a quieter talker?people have been telling me for years now I just have no idea what I should do about it, I feel like I sound audible and legible
So Im watching justice league: throne of atlantis, and they must be inbred. So the Queen, doesn't actually rule unless when the King died. The king could wield the magic trident because of his royal blood but so did the Queen after the King died.The bastard son of the Queen with a human has a claim to the throne even though the right to rule was the King before the Queen. Were the King and Queen brothers? First cousins?It makes sense that royalty would be inbred but you would think comics would want to get rid of that.
gender, what's your drug of choice and why?
>>35058058>anyone else feel like they talk at a perfectly normal speaking volume yet every once and a while ppl can’t hear u and u have to repeat urself over n over again?Yes and it's annoying as shit because I end up turning my voice volume up too loud.
>>35058067do you mean when people just go "what" after you just said a bunch of stuff? and you repeat it and they go "WHAT" again? sometimes i do that even though i heard them, it just comes out and gives me time to think about what they said. usually they go -_- and i respond to everything they said perfectly bc i heard them fine the first time. i notice other people do this to me too. that's like a brain buffering thing not a volume/you problem
>>35058072>drug of choicelife>why?I chose it
>>35058072Carbonated sodaI need to stock up on diet root beer again.
>>35058072MCoffee That's literally all you need
>>35058072MLSDI used to be an alcoholic and stoner. Then after one big bad trip my brain deleted the addictions to all drugs and I haven't smoked or drank in almost 10 years now, been drug free and alcohol free ever since. I don't recommend any drugs, except the ones that have a chance % if eliminating other addictions
>>35058075> sometimes i do that even though i heard themlol anon ur evil but the funny kind of evil
>>35058072FWeed, and nicotine I guess. I used to drink but I gave myself an ulcer so I switched. Doing this shit sober sucks being high at least takes the edge off.
They unbalded Jason Statham?
How do I talk to women at this goth event where people, including me, are going to be dancing? My apartment is a 5 minute drive from the venue so it would be very convenient to meet a woman and invite her to my place
>>35058085who did?
>>35058088they did
>>35058057You mean a nonewhite person? Yes, right here.
Now Im watching Batman vs. Robin, Damian is such a punchable little shit.
You come up with the insanest stuff honestly
>>35058047Notice how he didn't say he got a job.
>>35058072FAdderall. My favorite feeling in the world is feeling manic and drunk on power and to be honest I love all the consequences it has on my life even though I only did retarded shit just to prove I could. That permanently raised my confidence. I would be a total drug addict if I had access to harder stims. I'd totally do coke and meth if I was offered and probably die from it within 5 years lol
>>35058100not everyone's path to improving their life is the same
>>35058107You would probably suck a lot of dealer dick
>>35058108He is in his 30s and never had a job. His only path is to suck dick of gay old rich men, which he likely already does because he refuses to say how he pays for rent but his "family is unrelated" to it lmao
>>35058112Didn't he claim get a free house from (we presume an old man) because he was "kind" to him?
>>35058112>>35058114why is it that this time of night always has these weird anons who gossip obsessively about other posters?it isn't always like this, only around now
>>35058114Yes, something along those lines. Anons immediately said that it sounds very strange and he ran away from the thread kek
There is no way Batman doesn't take steroids
>>35058117>You're not supposed to remember what people said, ok?
>first hour in the office>check the 4chan>see thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5baS-O6QlPU>now Im blackpilled first thing in the morning a monday
>>35058122remembering something and posting it every day at the same time for years apparently isn't normal
>>35058082f also, I'm considering getting a prescription for cbd gummies for daily use
Girlsasking genuinely. As a bald guy, does approaching make sense at all
>>35058124>remembering something and posting it every dayThats just not true and how would you know but being here everyday at this time?
>>35058117Europe daytime, why are you still here, Fatshitter?
>>35058130Bald men are scary af. Please do not approach or look at me at all.
>>35058131right so it only happens to be on every night I post here that I see someone spamming "kek" and "freak" while talking about assorted namefags here, but it probably isn't happening when I'm not here to see it...weird coincidence, Schrodinger's stalker
>>35058132I'm not a namefag you can gossip about, anon
I really need to get my hair cut, I fucking hate how they feel on the skin.
>>35058134You're probably seeing things that are not there, connecting posts thinking theyre the same person when they're not.
Men how would you feel if you were the reason a woman killed herself?
>>35058141:]
>>35058139NTA, we see you. You're not slick, you're not convincing, everyone just posts around your cringe posts and engages with the namefags regardless of the middleschool ribbing.
Gender. Ethnicity. Do you believe in witchcraft and or magic. Yes Latinas Santa Maria counts and yes white boys the Immaculate Conception and Resurrection count.
>>35058141only one?
>>35058147ManWhite argentinianNo.I think almost every human concept except for science explained facts tend to be cultural ideations, and thus aren't real. I know it rains and I get wet, everything else is some idea some person had before and therefore only real in the social consciousness
>>35058141Bad either way but thats vague. Like why? Does she think I did something to her?
>>35058141How about the other way around? Misandry prevents women from feeling anything but contempt.
>>35058134>>35058146If you're talking about all the namefags here, there are multiple anons who despise the reddit/discord culture they bring and represent, especially after the whole Cr*c ordeal
>>35058153then why do they never complain about the culture and instead just gossip about them, giving them more attention?
>>35058157To destroy their narratives, educate the newfags, and counter the positive attention they receive from some idiots
I really wish we could just ban bitching about namefags namefagging because they make up 10% of posts these days. Yes some of them are annoying. This is their containment board. It’s basically a discord chat at this point. This is one thread on one board on a whole ass site frequented by about 10 people and there are one or two anons that just will not stop bitching about it but also won’t ever fuck off because the truth is it’s the closest thing they have to a familiar group of people to hang out with. You aren’t better than them you just wish you were.
What is up my good fellow.
>>35058163KekSays the guy who bitches the most right now
>>35058163the worst part about namefags is that despite all the annoying bitching about them, the namefags themselves are still worst because they're literally all groomers and rapists, not joking.
>>35058162but that's never worked? everyone just calls the gossipers cringe or completely ignores them for making lies up or spamming the same creepy screenshots
>>35058163>You aren’t better than them you just wish you were.I think (hope) most anons are better than Gary or BV, let alone a confirmed pedo like Croc
Every general on 4chan has a designated paedo
>>35058163It's extra embarrassing because it's usually just the namefags using the thread for questions and answers then a complainer chimes in to talk about the namefag and make it about them.
>>35058169This one has several, and like two of them have confirmed rapes under their name.
>>35058165If you hate namefags yet return to the one thread inhabited by them over and over then you are a retard. Just start a fucking Reddit account if you choose to engage with people you hate at that point fuck face.>>35058166Croc, Gary, and while we don’t have evidence BV is definitely going down that road. It’s always the namefags even the other namefags and pseudos hate and. I’m not even convinced Croc and ENTJ aren’t the same person.
>>35058162Little bro actually thinks he's doing something productive or positive by stalking and spamming about namefags in a 4chan thread for years lmao
Women, how do you feel about dating single dads?
>>35058173100% this is the same guy that crashed out a couple weeks ago. He’s obsessed.
>>35058172>>35058176>’You gotta change your posting style, ESLbro
>>35058176Is it the same guy that bullies JH for being SA'd? Even though she doesn't namefag
>>35058177Yeah this little bitch right here. I have a theory he has an awkward crush on one of the femanons and gets pissy when he lesbian atoga waifu doesn’t give him enough attention.
>>35058180Probably. She’s never gonna fuck you bro kek.
Why do the "anonymous" posters here love their rapist namefags so much?
Need a gf with strong grip to massage and pinch my back muscles
>>35058180>>35058181Wait, is this damage control about your beloved brownie? Why are You simpcucks so obsessed with JH?
>>35058188>no ulol lmao even
>all the retards gossiping about retard shit user dramaI can bully all of you.
>>35058190It really only gets like this when this fag is around. He’s a pseud in denial waging a one man war trying to expose the namefags to…the same five people that post here with them on a daily basis? His bitching is so recognizable he has unironically become what he hates. Poetically annoying.
I have a feeling Batman: Bad Blood is going to be shit, I just find the bat family super cringe.
>>35058157They are retarded. Look at this shit >>35058162Anon thinks he’s Batman
>>35058193DC ruined it years ago. It’s time to let the universe die or at least focus on building up smaller side characters and world building as opposed to a new standalone Batman every six months.
>>35058130I'm being totally honest with you but balding is a turn off for me>>35058147f, white, no>>35058175i want my own kid, not to be the mother to someone elses
>>35058192>>35058194Why are you so obsessed with him, tho? Why do you care?
>>35058194Oh! What if Pseud tried to namefag himself once and everyone didn’t like him because he was a namefag and annoying so he went back into hiding to plot his vengeance and now returns every couple of weeks to crash out and kill the vibe?
>>35058192If it was just "exposing" it would be one thing, but he hurls hate and tries to hurt regulars at a personal level non stop just because he doesnt like them.
>>35058200nta or that other anonbut it's hard to like any of the name fags because it's that meme of"why don't men block their rapist friends"
>>35058198>Nooooo don't do to me what I do to other people
>>35058204What a stupid bitch that anon is
I just think dunking on BV is pretty funny, and the rest of the namefags aren't much better
>>35058175I can't imagine a scenario where I wouldn't be way more invested in the kid than the guy. I guess it could be ideal if the kid loved me, but that would make it nearly impossible for me to leave him if he treated me poorly.
>>35058208The simps are mostly worried about JH as a collateral.
>>35058195I know Im looking at 10 year old stuff but still, DC had some amazing animated movies.
>>35058196>>35058133suicide fuel right here
>>35058215I'm sure some women like bald guys but for me its just not my thing
>>35058198He’s a smug arrogant cunt that bitches about something in a way that turns him into what he bitches about and it’s really fucking funny to watch him lose his shit. He will be back in two weeks because nobody else likes him and I’ll make him do it again kek.
>>35058220the guy is a rapist too?
>>35058222The only creeps that still turn up are MKG and/or Gary and the funny thing is this twat never seems to be around when they are. Croc I’m pretty sure is in jail.
>>35058222He rapes the quality of these threads to death, yes. He is the gayest concern troll I’ve ever seen in my life on any website, and I’m including the many years I spent glued to TwitterHe is a faggot
>>35058224I just like watching him get curb stomped by the entire thread. I saved one of the cartoon pics from the last time kek.
>>35058220>>35058224But you're the one who bitches the most right now, anon...
>>35058130bald + skinny = creepy cancer vibesbald + glasses = creepy gay and pretentiousbald + mustache = creepy violent anger issues bald + hat = creepy mentally ill self absorbed massive ego victim complex covert narcissist bald + fat = creepy uncanny valley non-human entitybald with eyebrows = masochist pervert bald without eyebrows = psychopath rapistbald wearing shorts = creepy adult sized baby do not approach if you are any of the above
>>35058228Inb4 muh router
>>35058224>>35058226ENTJ, is that you again?
>>35058217I'm sure there are people winning lotteries out there, but you wouldnt call winning the lottery to be something planning your future around smart im not blaming you btw, its expected>>35058229point takenits over
>>35058231He’s not even good at the thing he thinks he’s good at and the end result is him pointing fingers at everyone like a schizo hoping he’s only fighting one person.
>>35058198He takes every opportunity to claim that silence is support for his shittiness. The moment anybody tries to shatter that delusion he deletes his screenshots and hides from the thread knowing he'll probably get a dayban otherwise. Calling him out for shitting up the thread immediately makes it better every time.
>>35058210What if he is not amazing but he is kind and wants to marry and have a kid with you?
>>35058217>>35058232I'm not into bald guys either
>>35058231Get a job
>>35058226>>35058230>>35058233>IMGOkay, you're making it a bit too obvious
>>35058235I would probably have to kill him
what's the difference between hip grinding and hip rolling if there is one? I honestly don't know if this means something sexual or not
>>35058237I love how he casually name drops the known trolls to try to turn sentiment against the people calling him out
>>35058230>IMG_4898.jpg>>35058233>IMG_4899.jpgbruh
>>35058239Yes those three are me. That is correct. You finally got one right when given a label. You’re soooo smart Pseudo.
>>35058245it's always entj
>>35058240Wtf why?
>S-see guys? Everyone who calls me a loser is ENTJNo more yous for you
>>35058246>’To be fair, your curved apostrophe betrayed you way before that
>>35058130Why are you bald?
>>35058163fuck, what, theres no way theres only ten people here
>>35058255God giveth and God taketh away
>>35058243>>35058253>complains about every namefag>deflects by calling anyone pointing and laughing at him a JH simp>deflects again calling anyone pointing and laughing at him ENTJThat fag really doesn't have any self awareness or shame to be so pathetically comedic.
>>35058258>n'tThat's better, now you almost type like a white man.
>>35058258He uses the same playbook every time
thread really goes to shit when the jt is around
Women, why has your boyfriend been trying to procure and solicit certain people for sexual favors?
>>35058258>Green text! You just outted yourself JH/Korrasami/Birdanon/ENTJ/BV reeeeeeeeeee! See how many of you I know? I'm part of the group too! Reeeeeee!
>>35055777As someone with an IQ of 140 and a "meme humanities degree", I'll take bottom any day. Never met a math nerd who wasn't a retard at everything except being a human calculator. And computers are better at that anyways.
christ i don't know any of these fucking names
He has the horseshoe hairline, do you preemptively dump him?
>>35055840Fseeing posts on this site from men visiting escorts makes me irrationally jealous because i wish i could do the same with male escorts but it's not really an option for us. and to think this guy visited 6 different ones just willy nilly like that. preposterous.
>>35058240I really need an explanation
>>35058278Femanons don‘t have to pay for sex
>>35055840Run nigga runrun nigga run
>>35058280they have to pay me to not have sex with them
>>35058278>and to think this guy visited 6 different ones just willy nilly like that.You don't need to pay for that as a woman. If you're incapable fo finding guys for casual sex thats a skill issue on your part.
people lowkey sleeping on bob's burger goons
i hate christians and the bible and all forms of abrahamicuckery but i like christmas. wat do?
>>35058289become chinese
>>35058289Become capitalist
>>35058292That's still Abrahamic
Is that all there is?You're either abrahamic, or you're chinese.
>>35058289Retvrn to tradition and realize that Christmas is the pagan winters solstice that got taken over by abrahamites because taking the main holiday away would have been tooo much for freshly forcibly converted pagans.>>35058290Europe has a rich tradition of native White people religion befoer sand people subvversion happened and then theres the alternative to not adhere to any specific religion at all.
>>35058293That eliminates Kwanza too then since it was invented by corporations
>>35058297>Europe has a rich tradition of native White people religionMost of those were absorbed into abrahamic religionsyou really only have two choices, live in an abrahamic culture sphere, or go to the Sino sphere.
>>35057712I've never understood the appeal of survivor games>Yeah I just uhh walk around in circles and let the game play itself while I watch the pretty abilities go off
>>35058236
>>35058301oh, and I guess my personal bias made me forget, but you could also go become indian, that's its own thing too
>>35058309>3000 gods to have to memorizeHinduism seems exhausting. Also the cow dung purification rituals are too much.
>>35058305NTA. It's just a roulette game hoping you get what you want with items in mind with just enough agency in the gameplay that you can't always ignore it.
I'm going to 3D print a custom high pressure nozzle for the shower that makes a high pressure water fleshlightand you cant stop me
>>35058234Obsessed.
Mad how none of thus would be happening if the Mesopotamian people didn't start writing down stuff of tablets
GenderHave you ever put genuine long term effort into a dream project you have wanted to try but kept putting off perpetually? How did it go?
>>35058305Vampire Survivors is rich in funny wordplayI haven't played it though
>>35058315Aw, did anon just discover the concept of causality?
>>35058305It can be fun if the game has mechanics to keep you on your toes. Like why build? Because every week a horde attacks. Thats fun
>>35058301Chink spirituality:>whimsical, playful, colorful and fun>emphasis on trickstering and outsmarting othes over brute violence>cool feasts >aesthetics>you ancestors sprit may crawl up your ass and curse you with eternal diarrhea for not sending enough gifts to the afterlifeAbrahamites:>no fun allowed>no really NO fun allowed. Not even sex. >endless schizoid rantings about needing to kill and punish other people because you had a dream or some shit>ooga booga rules abotu drinking camel piss and cutting up dicks because that was beneficial in some desert 5000 years ago>founded by hyperviolent brown chimps>strictly hierachical jews are at the top and have to be obeyed in all thingsFrankly, the chinks have more of a White people religion than that dour abrahamitic murderhobo nonsense. Most abrahamaties are barely functional because abrahamitic religions are fundamentally anti-human , as they present being a regular living human with regular non -excessive needs as the epitome ontological evil. Which also does a great job of blurring the line to actual evil and therefore easily leading to witchburnings, inquisitions and other "justified" acts of malice.
>>35058317So far it's not going very well. There's always something else that comes up insisting on needing my time and attention.
>>35058319Really makes you think doesn't it?
why do u need to follow some spirituality or somethingjust b-urselfbtw if you're choosing spirituality like food from an all you can eat buffet then you're just a poser.
>>35058280>>35058286for me the appeal is that i get to be in control of essentially all aspects and it gets to be 100% about me and my needs being met for once. i get to enjoy myself and be as selfish as i want and i could make demands and put up boundaries without having to coddle his feelings/ego/self esteem and deal with how it would affect the relationship going forward. you could ask him to do what regular guys are too shy to do or say or simply don't want to do in addition to being able to do things most guys physically cannot. he's there to serve you casual sex just sounds absolutely not worth it as a woman because it's probably unsatisfying like 99% of the time. i guess women who do that must be doing it for the novelty but i don't care about that part, i'm just sexually frustrated
>>35058325Chinese philosophy soothes the soul.
>>35058309I'm not eating poop. Also izzat is the most retarded idea ever, if the bongs hadn't beaten some sense into those jeets they would have extincted themselves centuries ago.
>>35058278>but it's not really an option for usYou can and usually do have the same thing for free on Tinder and Hinge.
>>35058326You want fat escorts?
>>35058326women control all aspects of dating and of casual sex especially.
>>35058326>you could ask him to do what regular guys are too shy to do or say You could simply ask a regular guy? While we are on topic, what would those things be? >being able to do things most guys physically cannotLike what >because it's probably unsatisfying like 99% of the timeSpeaking from the other side, thats because every woman functions differently in what gets her off both mentally and physically. As a guy you just need to find that out first and attune to each other, and thats generally not happening in the context of a one night stand. It does go significantly faste woth women who know how to open their mouths and say what they like. Provided they know it, which a lot of women have to find out themselves first anyways.
>>35058324I can't tell if you're actually retarded or just pretending to be.
That guy wasn't even me yet all the simps accused me, kek. I am the new boogeyman of this thread. I guess this is how king Cr*c felt.
>>35058326>he's there to serve you most casual sex nowadays is about the man being subservient to the woman, and the woman's orgasm being the indicator of a good man.>casual sex just sounds absolutely not worth it as a woman because it's probably unsatisfying like 99% of the timeah, I didnt know you were a virgin. That's why you think casual sex for women sucks most of the time. It's ok.
Woman have no argument against this.https://youtu.be/F3uEHcsSxbg
its actually unfair how easy women have it when it comes to being attractive
Disgusting smell of petrol invading my nostrils
do you realize how a man being foreveralone and having to resort to falling in love with escorts was hijacked by a woman saying how good we have it that we can do that?
Do you know I think, white pepper and Chinese black vinegar.
>>35058337You're doing the Lord's work. Keep embarrassing the namefags. You're already rent-free in their heads.
It’s talking to itself now that it isn’t getting attention
>>35058317FNo I usually end up doing the thing eventually out of obligation/guilt once I spend money on it. But I procrastinate until almost the last second so 3/4 of my research doesn't even matter.
>>35058317MI had a few attempts at a dream project but external pressure to find work from an ex-lover to save the relationship prevented progress, which ironically didn't progress either. I at least got a dream career in some sense from that misadventure, maybe one day once I don't feel burned out I will attempt to dream again.
>>35058347>Thinks ENTJ is doing the Lords workGrim
Next summer someone from here is going to vacation with me.
>>35058357This sounds like a threat
y'all ever have chicken liver?or duck intestines?
>>35058359I am not a catfish so no
>>35058360missing out, deep fried debones chicken legs
>>35058359Chicken liver taste like liver. I've also had chicken heart. I've never had duck.
>>35058357I already offered foids to go to the adriatic over summer and none want to go
Y'all ever had roasted geese?
its no nword novemberhow are you holding up atoga?
>>35058359my grandfather used to eat viscera.I cant do it Id get nauseaus
>>35058280I wouldn't pay just to have someone fuck me, I'd pay for safety and guaranteed orgasm. I can't get those from men even in a committed long term relationship.
>>35058365I luckily am on streak. Said the nword before midnight on oct 31
I am of the camp of you can't have too much garlic.Learned this trick from an Asian grandpa, you gotta chomp raw garlic while eating barbecue, one of a kind experience, you can never go back.
>>35058368>paying a random guy for safetyKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>35058371How is a professional with reviews and staff behind the door less safe than some random porn brained schmuck who thinks sex with a condom doesn't count and tries to pressure me into anal?
>>35058370I once did fried rice with minced raw garlic added afterwards was really delicious but the mouth smell was too much
>>35058368>safetyThe feminist fearmongering really did a number on you all. You keep being raped by men after snorting lines of ketamine off their penises, somehow.
>>35058372if some guy has reviews and saff behind the door it sounds like you already investigated about it and know a lot of the business, yet you say it's oh so hard for you to get that. Idgi
Why aren't men interested in dating?
>>35058337That is because Pseudo is too autistic to comprehend more than one phone poster existing at a time.
Why do some people use gifts as a stand-in for love, and use it as the source of resentment after the love fails?
>dude heres a twitter screenshot lmaokill yourself. i we wanted to see twitter posts we'd go to twitter, no 4chan you dumb fucking retard
>>35058379You're a man, answer your own question
>>35058379why does she conclude that?
if he can't handle raw garlic, he's not a man, simple as
>>35058379>dating eventmost useless humiliation ritual ass event you can attend as a man.What does a man achieve by going to one of these? pay for the pleasure of being humiliated by a bunch of women.Dating and Singles events by definition cant work. Women operate on a pre-approval strategy when it comes to men. They want a man the other women want. A man attending one of these humiliation rituals is the same as him walking around with a giant neon sign that says>I CANT GET A WOMAN. WOMEN DONT LIKE METhe men women want dont need to attend these events. The men attending these events arent the men women want
>>35058379I’ve been to events like that. It’s all hogs.
>>35058385stinky foid
>>35058385if she cant make kaiserschmarrn, she 's not a woman
>>35058379And how are men treated at those events? Because if you're a guy and you go there missing some hair on your head or being under the new 6'2 cutoff, this woman who owns the business will get security involved. So what the jewess probably means is that the millionaire tech chads don't show up at those events and she and her friends can't gold dig and chad dig properly.
>>35058381Idk I never liked giving and especially receiving gifts, because I just feel that they paid for it way more than I value it
is O+ the good kind or O-
I'm too worried to even eat
>>35058375You think my experiences with my male partner were feminist fearmongering? Or the aligning statistics on orgasm rates and men's self-reported sexual coercion strategies?>>35058376Not the anon who said that and there are no brothels for women where I'm from.
>>35058394they're both the good kind if you mean to give
>>35058397>my experiences with my male partnerWhat made you feel unsafe, him not being the size of Jason Voorhees?
>>35058394O+ with poultry O- with fish
>>35058379Men just lining up to be rejected by women. No thanks. These events are performative.
>>35058399Not wanting to use a condom, pressuring me into sex when I've said I don't want it, pressuring me into sex acts I told him I didn't want. The usual stuff guys are known to do in relationships.
Need a woman needing to scratch me open while I wrestle with her legs.
>>35058379Make it like the reverse club thing. Charge women to go to these and make it free for men.
Im watching Justice League vs Teen Titans. I should check Young Justice again, I think they brought it back for another season since I last saw it
>>35058399That's not JH, you mentally ill creep.
>>35058379Iirc the reason this failed so miserably is that it was a singles event held in a gay bar and all the girls that showed up were weird blue hairs from the owners roller derby league.
>>35058404That's what the dateable guys are known to do. I feel a lot of compassion for women.
I used to think that americans are all "don't swear" because they think its vulgar and is low classbut apparently they think swear words are like fucking Voldemort and saying it summons demons?
>>35058412Women would rather have a guy that does these things. The statistics bear it out.
I want your mother dead This is an unreasonable and she will probably live another 40 years
>>35058404sex with a condom feels like shit
>>35058413Yeah religious cucks are deranged, what else is new.
I'm thinking about a new year resolution of donating to poor kids. What amount do you think would be appreciated?
>>35058404>The usual stuff guys *I choose to date* are known to do in relationships.Ftfy
>>35058418real estate
>>35058415God willing; I hope my mother lives another 40 years, she's turning 73 next year.
as an argentinian i find it funny when leftist USians say shit like "STOP SPENDING MUNEY ON THE ARMY SPEND IT ON HEALTHCARE AND SCHOOL"im like bitch the only reason you have money for the army is because you have an army.
>>3505841810% pretax.
>>35058420I'm not going to adopt some kid by myself, that's crazy
>>35058424I didn't say adoption, I said real estate
>>35058407They usually do and then they still complain about lack of male participation
>>35058427Do i look like a billionaire?
>>35058422Woahhh*tangos away*
I just looked at the list verified oldest people:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_peopleAnd it's pretty much just women, black, white, hispanic, asian.Either us men are built worse, are fucking retarded and keep fucking our body up or I don't know what.>>35058415>she will probably live another 40 yearsShe'd become one of the oldest living person if that was the case.She may even outlive me in that case.
y'all get those cramps on the side of the ribs when you pick things up from the ground without standing up
>>35058429do I look like I know what you look like
>>35058437*gentle plap*
https://youtu.be/phazzVU9NPgPEAKMALEFANTASY
>>35058397>men's self-reported sexual coercion strategies?What?
>>35058436sounds like leukemia>>35058439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp0nzmagzdU
>>35058441NTAShe's most likely referring to this study: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/08862605261432630
y'all ever had deep fried chicken skin
>>35058433im gonna tango your ass
>>35058395Call some emergency number
>>35058414Yes, indeed. They complain about those men but they keep dating them over and over again. Means no change is actually warranted.
>>35058327b-but china bad! the big fat orange pig said so..!
>>35058419It wouldn't be a universal experience if it weren't most men. And I specifically discussed these types of issues beforehand to ensure compatibility and he just lied about all his views to get his foot in the door because dating was so hard for good decent men him.
>>35058445it's meh i'd go for chicharrón instead
>>35058452NTAYou're not wrong, but these threads are filled with bitter men who find the idea of men having to take accountability for shitty behavior offensive.
>anon im pregnant>once she calms down from hysterics of not wanting to be yelled at she tries to jokingly thank you for not suggesting it was someone else's child or something like thatThat's a crazy thing to blurt out like that right?
Women, do you assume men you know jerk off to you?
>>35058456anon, this was about a guy having to resort to an escort for company and love and this chick made it about herself and how hard it is to find some gigolo. Fuck out with that.
Fwhy would you fuck a woman who disrespected you and ruined your life
>>35058459I know it for a fact.
>>35058463chad wins again
>>35058458Idk if I was pregnant and not sure the father would be happy about it I'd be running through worst case scenarios in my head too. Not believing it's his and ditching me for the entire pregnancy until I can prove it with a paternity test after birth would suck.
>>35058463Why would you fuck a man you disrespected and whose life you ruined?
>>35058465no one's jerking off to you JH not even your faggot chopped polybf
I should be allowed to marry my anime waifu.
>>35058469I object
>>35058469What's stopping you?
>>35058463Hatefucking is a very real urge.
>>35058463MBecause men see sex as domination and winning over the other person.>You may have disrespected me but now youre sucking my dick so I win.
what happened with that jet in Florida
>>35058463Who do women fuck men who disrespect them, beat them, rape them?
>>35058473Nta but also F.Not for me, hate dries me right up. Must be a man thing. That's kinda fucked up.
>>35058471You had plenty of time.>>35058472I don't live in Japan.
>>35058478vaporized
>>35058478Woman pilot
>>35058076Based trainspotter
>>35058479NTAWhy do men fuck women who emotionally abuse them and use as a piggy bank?
>>35058480I would assume with women it's just the BPD ones who want to fuck your shit up with it or something.Us men are just more sexually fucked up in same ways, that's ok.
>>35058072FTHC gummiesThey're legal where I live and I don't feel comfortable with smoking weed. I'd do shrooms and LSD too if I could.
Not to be racist but if Im flying a plane and head pilot greetings me at the entrance is a woman then Im getting off the plane. Women would you do the same?
>>35058485Because unlike women, most men have no choice.
>>35058492Men do in fact have a choice to leave relationships where their partner treats them like garbage. Are you saying that men are too retarded to leave unhappy relationships?
>>35058468>obsessed anon froths at the mouth so hard he either stroked out or misquoted a postkek
>>35058490FI would never get in such a small plane no matter the pilot gender
>>35058434>Either us men are built worseQuite literally. Men being bigger and having more test leads to worse cardiovascular health, whereas women maintain good cardiovascular health due to the presence of estrogen.>are fucking retarded and keep fucking our body upThat too. >>35058422>the only reason you have money for the army is because you have an armySome of us don't lose to the British.>>35058379>Why aren't men interested in dating?Seems like being on a carousel that keeps kicking you in the balls. Also, how did they go about inviting men?>>35058463>why would you fuck a woman who disrespected you and ruined your lifeAbsolutely, I have no self-respect when it comes to bad bitches.>>35058478>what happened with that jet in FloridaFemale pilotBut there was ice forming on the plane due to the rapid change in temperature at altitude, which caused a lot of turbulence.>>35058490>Women would you do the same?No, especially because there's more than one pilot.
>>35058499>Some of us don't lose to the British.I dont have a jingoist spirit so that doesnt hurt me. I feel for the dead men (kids, basically) though, of course.My point stands.
>>35058379There seems to be an implication that the women who attend this shit are open mindedBut they aren'tThey clearly have standards and most of us don't meet themSo it would just be a mass rejection event for usWomen seem to be mad but they literally brag about not being willing to date most of usIdk what the issue is
>>35058495Sure but it usually means they'll remain single for years and a lot of guys are too afraid to be lonely again. Loneliness defines most men's experience with dating.
>>35058502>Loneliness defines most men's experience with dating.Loser male projecting his loser status on all men detected. And being single is better than being in a shitty relationship.
>>35058500
>>35058502NtaOkay so you're saying men put up with it because they think they can't do any better. Is this supposed to be some kind of a flex?
>>35058503>And being single is better than being in a shitty relationship.This is not true. Abused females often stay with their abusers rather than breaking up.>Loser male99% of men are losers then. Only multimillionaire artists, actors or athletes have options.
I’m not happy about any of this
>>35058506I won't. I couldn't even if I wanted. I think Malvinas are only coming back through diplomacy with a severely weakened UK, but that isn't happening any time soon. Much less with Milei sucking western powers dicks 24/7.
>>35058511I am, vaguepost king
I smell wet paint
>>35058510>Abused females often stay with their abusers rather than breaking up.You seriously think the only reason people stay with abusive partners is because they view it as better than being single? Christ you're retarded.>99% of men are losers then. Only multimillionaire artists, actors or athletes have options.Look buddy I know being a loser feels bad, but most men are capable of getting girlfriends and getting laid. No need to delude yourself like this.
>>35058503>And being single is better than being in a shitty relationship.I personally agree with that, though.>>35058507No, it's just the truth.
>>35058520ntait's pretty common for men to not get gfs whenever they want, much less getting laid whenever they want.most men dont find a gf for years after a breakup.
>>35058520Were you abused? Lol
>>35058516you'hr havin' a masshive coronnery, shweatheart
>>35058349I stopped posting here as much when I noticed how often a few anons do this
why do women snort ketamine out of men's dick while having a bf?
>>35058526shweetheart* although you ahre very shweaty too
>>35058379I’m in the dating off-season rn
>>35058529I think it's because, while unethical, it's not forbidden by the law.Index of fragile morals
>>35058463If I can give myself any credit, I’ve at least never done this before.
>>35058478Apparently poor weather conditions ripped the elevators off of the jet, and there was nothing they could have done to prevent the crash after that happened.It hit the ground hard enough that it completely vaporized
>>35058342Your pic related is hours of work with makeup, dressing, camera angles and shit. I just fall out of my bed and am hot immediately. On top, an ugly or fat woman is completely fucked whereas an ugly guy can cope with being skillful, charismatic or rich. Men simply are the Chads of gender.
>>35058511What, anon
>>35058434>are fucking retarded and keep fucking our body upThe halloween party I went to had a bonfire. 6 guys decided to jump over the bonfire. Not a single woman did.
>>35058539>an ugly or fat woman is completely fucked[citation needed]
>>35058545I don't have the screen of that one super ugly femanon whose pic even shut up the thirsty simps who were gunning for her before she posted
>>35058542Literally.
>>35058547sounds devastating
Why is this guy obsessed with simps
>>35058473or you could just, you know, have sex with a woman with down to earth morals and treats you like a king?>>35058474if that's the case then both parties aren't really winning if she likes fucking the dude who put up with her bullshit
>>35058551what guy
>>35058551Don't know if you mean me, but everoyne is obsessed with simps. Normal human men pop their mating display, then move on immediately if it fails, like its common among all species. Simps just...hang around afterwards? Liek they will just try and try again like a trained chimpanzee mashing a button. Or congregate in large groups and make attempts for the same woman at the same time , which is obviously pointless.Its just unnatural , aberrant behaviour and causes the desire to correct them as their behaviour negatively impacts the reproduction rate.
Chatgpt is so useless for relationship advice. I want to keep it vague and keep her guessing and chatgpt is telling me to feed her some cringey lines ffs -.-
>>35058557Use a better LLM
>>35058557MIf I knew my gf was asking chatgpt for advice on our relationship it'd be really hard not to break up with her.
Kinda want to kiss fr
>>35058558>>35058557All of those are literally trained with reddit threads, especially where interpersonal matters are concerned. I'm not even memeing, they are basically redditbots. >I want to keep it vague and keep her guessingYou can also save all the effort by not being a woman brained faggot , ever thought about that?
>>35058561eskimo kiss?
>>35058557>I want to keep it vague and keep her guessing...you want her trapped in a situationship?
Oh nah nah nahPut your hands in the air if you fuckin tonight
>>35058554I get it that you don't get it as a woman and that's ok.
Now I want to kms even more fuck you autocorrect
>>35058529They can't remember how it all started but then they engage in oral AND vaginal sex.
>>35058561>>35058574Lolzors
>>35058560I used to date somebody a few years ago who is probably broken enough to do just that.
>>35058558What fucking LLM would even be useful for relationship advice?This sounds retarded
>>35058579I don't know, I just know that ChatGPT is garbage and there are better LLMs out there.
>>35058473Does that mean you actually like them or what. Are you insinuating you are using your penis to hurt them?
>>35058547that would happen to an ugly guy too lol
>>35058578idk last time I talked to >herShe confessed to me that she was "talking to chatgpt more than any real person" on a daily basis. I haven't heard from her in over a month now and I actually wondered if she had died or something. She's back in her home country now 10000 miles away
GnederAt what point in a relationship do problems starts rising?
genderIf you found your bf/gf crying because they had just found out that one of their exes had died in a car accident, how would you feel?
>>35058581I have never done it, but have had the urge to hatefuck somebody.It's basically masturbating with her body, doesn't need to hurt.
>chick punches bigger dude>he punches her so hard she resets>people say "a guy should know hes bigger than her and not punch back since he has more strength"why do I never see these people saying stuff like this when some dorky slim guy punches a bigger dude? they go full "win stupid prices" when that happens
>>35058467women are evil. but men can compete with that just the same.>>35058479because those type of chicks hate themselves, think they deserve this treatment, and then beg people to feel sorry for them.>>35058573i'm a femcel what did you expect lol?
>>35058592>i'm a femcel what did you expect lol?Nothing...?I don't know you and you understanding hatefucking or not has no impact on me.
do (you) like garfield, the cat?
>win stupid prices
>>35058595FI like the 80s Garfield cartoon.
>>35058595Yeah, the original comics are kinda meh but the surrounding obsession that spawned around Garfield is pretty funny.Still wondering why it’s canon that John drank a glass of dog spunk though.
>>35058595yes. I had a sega game that I only beat when I was 11 or so.
>>35058595There is a cute, really fat titted girl on instagram who loves Garfield.That's my only real connection to it.
>>35058602What colour are here titties
>>350585842-3 months
>>350585842-3 lifetimes
Women do you ever daydream about your male friends? Physically, emotionally, romantically, etc. If so, Is it a common occurrence or very seldom?
>>350585842-3 years
>>35058604There are some topless leaks, but I can't post them here.
>>35058586This sorta happened to me except he didn't date her and just called her "very beautiful" once. He told me she killed herself and I was so jealous at how sad he seemed to the point where I was preparing to kill myself in the same way except more elaborate and tragic so he could remember me better than her
>>35058611looks like every other e-girl I don't understand how people find this hot with how rotten and shallow they all are
>>35058595Heathcliff mogs
>>35058614Good for you, I guess.
>>35058614Maybe shes cool and nice deep down, we simply don't know
>>35058600Why did you sega?
Women's beauty is a source of stress and pain.
>>35058620it's just basic pattern recognition there's somehing inherently evil about this phsyiognomy, I've yet to see a woman who looks like that who wasn't a whore, they're hellspawn I tells ya
>>35058611Those look quite fake.
i've voted in every election i can since i was able to vote. i literally do not give a fuck about election and i have a house representative and governor seat up for grabs. how do i not vote, guilt free?
>>35058612>I was preparing to kill myself in the same way except more elaborate and tragic so he could remember me better than herWhen the BPD hits just right
>>35058631Last time I didnt vote I got a letter in the mail calling me out on it
>>35058631Just don't vote. Voting is mostly pointless so there's nothing to feel guilty about.
>>35058584This >>35058606>>35058608I don't have any friends.>>35058595I don't dislike Garfield.>>35058586I feel like that's pretty normal. It would be way weirder if they were happy about it.
Mondays is my favourite day of the week honestly. Then both Saturday and Sunday.
>>35058636would you pat garfield
Women, what kind of jokes do you like making?
>>35058639This feels like a trap
The Monday post? The idea for it came after seeing Garfield here. Then I forgot and it took me a minute to remember what I wanted to post. But I wasn't lying I do like Mondays.
>>35058641I like all sorts of jokes. They don't all translate well unless you know Ligandese.
>>35058646Ligandese bawls?
>>35058636>don't have any friendsHow is this possible.Surely sin school you had some
>>35058608>Women do you ever daydream about your male friends? Physically, emotionally, romantically, etc. If so, Is it a common occurrence or very seldom?I don't have male friends, not anymore. I used to daydream about my ex and or a better version of my life if I had made better choices. I still do occasionally and sometimes.
>>35058052Pornstars. That moid should probably kill himself for knowing their names to fantasize about them like that.
>>35058650But you knowing their names...
>>35058652I had to google them. Out of curiosity. The second results in the searches are "pornstar wikis"
>>35058648>in schoolI'm 34
Oh mama
>>35058654I see my future in you. Like the ghost of Christmas yet to come
>>35058654Were you always 34?
Holy fuck, I think I'm going crazy from the existential dread. Anyone have any advice?
>>35058586>how would you feel?It wouldn't surprise me. She's a deeply empathetic person, and even visited her ex-husband in prison recently. >>35058591>when some dorky slim guy punches a bigger dude?I agree with you. The bigger person should use reasonable force. And some bitches need to get hit the same way men do, but that's a slippery slope.
>>35058658Maybe watch alice in wonderland cartoon or read the book that always calms me down
>>35058647Yeah. I wish you guys would fall for it so I could repost the voca for the billionth time. It's been a while.
>>35058657You get my point
>>35058662Seems like OCD.
Another day another week without my american dad clips gf
>>35058664I just think that sort of joke is hilarious.
>>35058648What do you think?Do you think somebody who writes lazy non-answers like that can keep some friends?
>>35058663Seriously. Did you have them back then? If so try reaching out. Worked for me at 34.
>>35058641I would say three daily allowance loads of my cum.
>>35058638I guess there must be balance in the world
>>35058631Pim. Listen up very carefully. Little guys like you and me, we're called peons in this world and we don't decide who the President is.
Oh fugg oh noo I got blackpilled
>>35058669No thanksYou asked me if I had friends when I was in school not if I wanted any
>unemployed and living off of savings, alone since Junedo i just kms if I can't get it together? I wanted to sort my shit out so I quit without going through medical leave so no disability/EIalso, would you let him hit?
I’ve been fucking this girl I’ve known for a really long time. Is it weird if I ask her if she’s on birth control?
>>35058643why would it be a trap
>>35058658I don’t know either
>>35058674Women did that to him.
>>35058683Nah
>>35058683Nah, it’s a normal enough question
Holy shit holy shit holy shit
>>35058660Huh. What's the logic behind that?>>35058685It's kinda comforting to know that I'm not the only one going insane
>>35058692The pregnancy test is positive?
>woman calls herself rapeangel in a ASMRThat's a new one.
femanonshow rare is it to meet a tinydick moid that can actually fuckis it as rare as i assume or is it actually pretty common and im just retarded
the girl i am dating has these abrasions/light scars around her torso one around the level of belly button and one going under boobs and she doesnt want to tell me how she got themalso she gives the abusive ex energyshe was into some weird BDSM stuff wasnt she?
>>35058698There's more to being good at sex than dick size. I wish men could understand this.
>>35058698Tinydick moids are relatively rare themselves ime. At least ones who will attempt a hookup are. The 2 I've dealt with couldn't even stay hard so
>>35058701ntafor sure, but big dicks are, according to lots and lots of women, a very important thing
>>35058702>The 2 I've dealt with couldn't even stay hard soyeah they probably saw your dissapointed face and couldn't keep up
>>35057815m yeah, even better when they like you back good god it's like crack
>>35058703Uh no, it's men who think big dicks are important, not women.
>>35058706Women think dick size is important, they just don't want to be judged for having a preference
>>35058704I seriously doubt this was the issue One of them couldn't even see my face it was darkHe came he just never got hard
>>35058706what? Ive seen countless women on the internet glaze big dicks and mock small dicks
>>35058698how small is tiny
>>35058710Under 8in
>>35058659>lesbian>ex-husband in prisonUh oh, the boyim are starting to nootice
>>35058694presumably anon is concerned because we are as close to a full nuclear exchange as we have been since the Cuban missile crisis
>>35058712holy fucking porn brain
Straying further away from God’s light..
>>35058716he is right though
>>35058710like < 5" i suppose? or maybe 4 or below if we wanna be stricter
>>35058718Booty: A mans butt. It works a lot different from a womans pussy, you can theoretically fit a whol coke bottle in there. So homosexuals very often are crazy about dick size, and will consider a blow 8 incher as "tiny".
>>35058394O- is better for yourself
I love the confederacy, Not because Im a right wing trumpist or something, but because they were the closest to destroying the USA for a couple of years in the last 200 years.
>be me>48 year old man with an 82 year old father>Dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's yesterday>this contexualizes a lot>my dad was verbally and physically abusive from when I was age 3 or 4 up through my moving away at 17>I always fully blamed him for this>but...>maybe it wasn't his fault>maybe it was early signs of dementia messing up his brain>tfw I feel a deep sense of peace and have forgiven my old manWAGMI ATOGA
>>35058719I would say tiny starts at 2.5 or less, bigger than that you are as big as a woman's fingers
>>35058394The + - only matters for women who are going to have kids, they need - or the + could make their body reject a pregnancy with a + baby.
>>35058715We are?
>>35058723To be fair, the confederacy was a LOT better than the dominion or the united earth directorate. But the idea of every terran government structure being awful and totalitarian in the face of annihilation by the zerg or protoss is the point.
>>35058729you're a good one.
How do I tell someone their mother is a horrible person?
>>35058715I've been hearing this for like 10 years now
>>35058584when they start getting comfortable w/ each other and they loosen their guard and allow themselves to act more shittilysometimes if they go serious and they start venting their problems to the extent that it's not fun anymore
>>35058729What was wrong with the UED?They seemed chill of you weren't mengsk or an alien
>>35058715AI is more likely to drop nukes than anyone at this point, that's how unlikely it is.
>>35058715Please
>>35058709theyre just doing that because attacking insecurities is the default mode of women fighting, its just how they arethey dont actually personally care that much beyond checking a box of "value" (wow hes so nice AND hes tall AND his dick is big) etc
I was going through my images and was flashed back to college when I had put this as my gmail avatar thinking no one would noticeWomen, men, have you done something like this before?
is it practically possible to have a normal relationship (long term/marriage) with a person who was a victim of abuse by their parents or previous partners?feels like an uphill battle with my current gf and this is the time to break it up if im not really sureI would really want to but I dont think i will be able to support her if her mental doesnt change with therapy (and she has been attending it for years)
There is nothing hotter than a woman who wants to be hot.
>>35058738No, I was a normal kid with friends.
>>35058584My much older sister was in an abusive relationship from 1993 to 2000. She was 16-24. Weirdly enough her boyfriend only became abusive in 1994. He was pretty nice in year one. She only broke up with him in 2000 when he got mad and threw her baby kitten against the wall.
>>35058611sexo
>>35058728just waiting to see who launches first. my money is on north korea since they have the least to lose
>>35058738No, I don’t save pornographic images unless they are very far on the ironic spectrum and even then I wouldn’t use it as a profile pic
>>35058710>>35058719I was talking about 4" or smaller when I mentioned the two guys
Tfw no pilot gf to end with. Women, would you become a pilot?
>>35058709Honestly the mocking small dicks thing is mostly because insinuating a guy's dick is small is the easiest way to piss him off.
>>35058715this doesnt affect me personally though
>>35058742oh shit. did the kitten die?
>>35058719>>35058747>less than 5 is tiny>naturally one can extrapolate that 5-6 is small and 7 is mediumIt’s so fucking over
>>35058745>north korealmao
>>35058750It's calling him short actuallyThe small penis thing is for the tall guys
>>35058742>Weirdly enoughNot weird at all, but completely "normal".Do you think all abusive people are just abusive from day one?
>>35058750for sure, but its still something women consider in the back of their minds as a bad thing.You can't "logically" separate constantly thinking lesser of small dicks from your "actual" opinion about them.
>>35058752Nah, it survived without permanent injury and was in good health for basically all of its life. It died in the last two or three days of 2014 at 14 years old.
>>35058753I said 4. Get over yourself.>>35058755The dick thing is universal though. It's the default.
>>35058747>4 isnt even small, its tinyi feel like elliot rodger in that one forum screenshot rn
You guys do know that nukes are a meme rightUS has extremely advanced anti nuke technology that has been heavily invested and researched since the 60s, you thought it was a coincidence and/or the mutually assured destruction that prevented nukes?lmaoWhy do you think the military spending is so high?
>>35058681I don't have casual sex.That being said, being unemployed for half a year is right on the line between understandable and an issue for me personally. I understand times are tough, but everyone needs to make money somehow. That's enough time to really start applying for whatever you can stand doing until you find a more permanent replacement job.
>>35058758Explain
>upstairs neighbor is yelling and beating himself againthe cops do nothing. jfc
*sighLarge: >= 8"Big: >= 7"Average: ~ 6"Small: <= 5"Tiny: <= 4"Micro: <= 2"
>Women, what do you think about dick size/height/etc.? By the way, I'm going to say all answers that don't confirm what I already believe are lies
>>35058765>US has extremely advanced anti nuke technology that has been heavily invested and researched since the 60sAre you just memeing or qare americans actually this north korea tier brainwashed? They always pop up to speal about super sekrit magical sci fi tech that their government keeps hidden away, from space lasers to invisible fighting planes and starships or whatever. All this while getting gaped by goat herders in sandals and AKs, and strutting out a navy that is mostly 70 year old rust buckets. >you thought it was a coincidence and/or the mutually assured destruction that prevented nukes?Yeah, here in the real world we don't really adhere to magical thinking. So yes.
>>35058768i mean, what can they do? He aint hurting anyone else. Just let the retard be his own enemy, this is not a threat to society at large
>>35058753>>naturally one can extrapolate that 5-6 is small and 7 is mediumNo, that an inappropriate extrapolation. Dick size judgements aren't linear, they're relative to average and the range people fall in. In an unscientific example: 4 to 7 is the range, 5.5 is the average. So 4 is tiny, 5 is on the smaller side, 6 is on the bigger side, and 7 is huge. There are extremes on both ends, but outliers aren't going to prove a fault in the average.
My son is going to be a deal heartbreaker. Nothing like his father. And he is going to have so many friends.
>>35058763small/tiny You're making a distinction where I'm not because words are making you feel bad.>>35058759As long as it functions properly and he can use it effectively it's like boobs. DDs would be great but some decent B cups are nothing to complain about. I'm pretty sure 4 inches that stays hard and can last for more than 30 seconds would be just fine but haven't been able to test that theory. Do I prefer a 6 1/2 inch dick? Yeah but I'd also prefer a lot of things in a partner that I'm okay with not getting. I would choose a pretty face over a large dick for instance. The dick is useless if I don't like looking at him.
>>35058771Medically a micro is defined as under 3.5
>>35058762Is 4 not less than 5
>>35058768What are you expecting them to do other than tell him to keep it down?
i hate dicklets and manlets so much for this exact reason >"nice guy" / "shy guy" turns out to be an annoying sensitive loser >episode #234433447sigh it never gets old
>>35058773>Are you just memeingThere's literally a shitton of declassified papers over it from decades ago, at this point the tech is absurdly ahead of those papers.Secrecy is the standard.
>>35058772Dick size and height have soft and hard preferences for me.I need a guy to be taller than me but not too tall, and I need a guy to have a dick that I would enjoy taking. So a guy needs to be 5'3" to like 6'3" and his dick needs to be 5" to 7". Within those ranges, I'd prefer a guy to be like 5'10" with a dick a little smaller than 6", but that's just me being picky and it wouldn't make me drop a guy if he weren't that ideal.
>>35058781I'm not going to be tricked into telling you your dick isn't small if that's what this is. Build your own self esteem.
>>35058774>>35058782fucking arrest him? shoot him? he's beating himself and screaming about how he's a PIECE OF SHIT WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE. and how he wants to get shot by the cops or whatever. he goes in cycles of this, sometimes it's every day, other times he's good for months.
I’ve got the moves baby!
>>35058789>arrest himFor what? If anything it's a noise complaint, that's a fine not an arrest. >shoot him?For what?
>>35058771>im on the lower limit of average
>>350587716 is not average, and remember foids can't tell size themselves, they're not measuring and they're told the size by their partnersPeople have small dicks, around 5"5 is the average, stop obsessing over dick sizest. 7"1 and hasn't helped me at all, in fact it's often a literal pain that ruins everything.
>>35058791he's been doing it on and off for years. It's extremely disruptive. He knows this because he rarely does it during quiet hours.>for what?I mean, he wants it.... give him his wish? Idk. at the very least he needs to be institutionalized.
>>35058778>As long as it functions properly and he can use it effectively it's like boobs. DDs would be great but some decent B cups are nothing to complain about. I'm pretty sure 4 inches that stays hard and can last for more than 30 seconds would be just fine but haven't been able to test that theory. Do I prefer a 6 1/2 inch dick? Yeah but I'd also prefer a lot of things in a partner that I'm okay with not getting. I would choose a pretty face over a large dick for instance. The dick is useless if I don't like looking at him.I mean, you just said in a full paragraph that yes, you logically prefer bigger dicks. Not exactly arguing with my point
>>35058773You know how Boris Yeltsin reacted to visiting n American supermarket? It's like that with our military but moreso. We believe in scifi superweapons not because of brainwashing but because we see them so commonly they've become banal.
>>35058794>at the very least he needs to be institutionalizedSo tell the cops he said he was going to kill himself, that'll get you like 5 days of peace maybe.
>>35058795NTA>I'm gonna completely ignore the part where she said that a dick not being her ideal size isn't a deal breaker because I care more about confirming my beliefs than actually having a conversation
>>35058797they don't pick up my calls anymore. he's threatened suicide and to break down someones door (unsure who) and beat them to death but no one ever does anything. I'm the only one who I think has ever reported it.
>>35058795Prefer. Doesn't mean I'd be disappointed by 4 if it's attached to an attractive man who knows how to use it properly.
>>35058771>slowly takes the gun out of my mouth
>>35058798I never ever ever stated that women think small dicks are deal breakers.(INSERT COIN)
>>35058798some guys just cant handle the idea that dick size (to at least a limited extent) does "matter" so the moment they hear it, it just fries their brain and they start panicking
>>35058801>>35058803
>>35058798I can't tell yet if he's mad or if it's a fetish thing and he's trying to goad me into being mean.
>>35058731Just tell them and give good examples and evidence
>>35058783I'm not nice, I'm kind and I'm not shy.
>>35058763Context?
>>35058805I didn't ask
I haven't jerked off in November yet but I don't get how people go the whole month, I'd be scared to go out in public in case something sets me off and I get a boner.
>>35058796Might I see those alleged superweapons then? You do know that some propaganda piece where oyu trot aroudn a CIA bought drunkard over 40 years ago is not particularly impressive.
>>35058811>you were wrong for saying X>never said X>didnt asktiresome
Women, what's more unattractive? A man crying about his ex, or a man crying about having never been in love before?
>>35058810its just some screenshot of some forum Elliot browsed. The cap shows him replying to another guy saying "the average dick is 5.5" or something, and elliot says something like "oh. i thought the average was 4. this is very unsettling." im mostly goofing around tho, i love my little penis <3
>>35058816You seemed to realize it was a NTA since you looped me in but the fuck are you mad at me about in relation to the deal breaker thing?
>>35058820I sincerely dont follow. Im just saying I never said anything about penis sizes being deal breakers.
>>35058822Neither did I that's why I'm confused
I could eat
>>35058819>this is very unsettlingThat’s funny as fuck>I love my little penisBro threw in a fun fact
>>35058767Nothing needs to be explained.
I’m close to getting my first job out of college after struggling to find a job. But I have to pick between two. >a job in my major that earns meh money but has a clear pathway for career progression. Since I live with my parents still I don’t have to worry about expensive rent so money isn’t the biggest dealbreaker. Potentially more chill. >a sales job that earns me 20k more , up to double the amount of the first job at peak level. The sales company is actually highly rated from employee review pages but I know sales can be sink or swim. Not sure about career progression.Obviously I’m not going to rely on this site alone but what would you choose.I’m an autistic introvert who can mask decently well. At least enough to easily befriend people.
Happy Monday, /atoga/. Here is your weekly Femanon Report. Bullish•Kitten Poster: Good long-term hold. Infrequent but consistent returns. Perhaps a new blue chip is emerging?•Fat Fetishist: Has successfully expanded beyond the original, tired gimmick. Good swing play. Bearish•Birdanon: Poor fundamentals. Market sentiment has quickly fallen. Beware downside price discovery. JH: Another year falling short of projections. All time low market capitalization. Poor management continues to increase sell pressure.
>>35058827well the original context was me complaining about it to that femanon but yeah>That's funny as fucki really wish he hadn't lost it and killed those girls because he was hilarious
>>35058818>Women, what's more unattractive, A man crying about his ex, or a man crying about having never been in love before?None of them are unattractive, both situations suck.
Some driver. Some ride. Me? I walk.
I am talking to women right now. This isn't good.
>>35058829If it was me in your shoes I’d go with option B just cause I want the money.What does the workflow of job A entail, that might influence the choice
>>35058722>O- is better for yourself>can only receive blood from other O->O+ can receive blood from O- or O+Huh?
>>35058840The + only matters for women who want kids
>>35058837Do they ever have anything interestijg to say?
>>35058832>the system thought it was spamAt least something is still working in this shithole.
Sugar…
>>35058746>unless they are very far on the ironic spectrumthis is even gayer than the original post. Your personality blows
>>35058819>this is very unsettling - saint elliotKEKEK
My girlfriend got a new phone and in the three weeks she’s had it, she’s already needed a replacement because she broke part of the screen and shattered the back. Later she somehow managed to get hot sauce into the charging port, which is now preventing her phone from charging. Quite interestingly enough, it also managed to infect my charger because after she used it, I got a warning on my phone telling me not to use it, so I had to switch to a different one.I think she might be a little stupid.
>>35058831but birdanon is so sweet and cute and nice...
>>35058850W*men
>>35058843So if I have O- im good to have kids with whomever?
>>35058851>I can fix herdon't catch the falling knife
>>35058848Ur mum blows
>>35058850she's a perfectly crafted consooomer and you should respect her for her necessary consumption that on average is 110% of her income
>>35058832In no part of that conversation did either of us mention small dicks being a deal breaker. So I'm still confused as to why you did this >>35058805
women would you do a cumwalk for your bf
>>35058840oh pfff, sorry, yes you're correct, it's the other way around, did a reverse logic there with the +/- carrying/not carrying the thing, my sincere apologies
>>35058850Did she pay for it herself?
>>35058858i was the insert coin anon. IDK if thats whats confusing you or something
>>35058854As long as you don't get a transfusion with O+ first while lacking a Y chromosome
>>35058856go back to kym fagbait
Remember to Pokemon Go to the polls tomorrow, Americucks.
>>35058864Nope I was aware of that. You realize I and >>35058798 are not the same person correct?
>>35058870yes.
womenthoughts on the greatest implosion of men's fashion?
Does anyone find it interesting that the one area of AI media that people seem to not be interested in is AI music? Images and video the public seem to be fine with as long as the results are decent, but people seem to feel just inherently negative about AI music.
Saw Clayface the other day. What's with DC giving Batman villains imaginary black women to obsess over? Are they trying to tell us something?>>35058713I have always said we are both bi.>>35058738No, delete this.>>35058771BaitThat or you're using girl inches.
>>35058871Ok so if you know I didn't say anything about deabreakers then I still don't understand this >>35058805
>>35058875clayface didnt obsess over an imaginary black woman thoughbut have you seen chase infinity? to me she's imaginarily out of reach so yeah Im obsessed over that
>>35058872"Lafayette, we are queer!"
>>35058876I was pointing out that we all agreed bigger dicks are prefered by women
>>35058878He does at the end.
Is it begginnining to be that time of year again?
>>35058882How does saying >I never ever ever stated that women think small dicks are deal breakersto me point that out?
>>35058884What time of year is that?Also why is the 4'8 girl wearing a plugsuit?
>>35058873Probably because in the utilitarian mind, visual art serves a purpose (illustrating ideas) even if one has absolutely no artistic taste or talent, while music that sounds even a little off or uncanny is quite worthless to even the most ignorant and tasteless person.
>>35058885Because one of you femanons felt the need to say "I talked about prefering" (paraphrasing) so I clarified that I never said you were talking about excluding small dicks, just that you dont prefer them. Which was my OOOOOP (original original original etc post)
>>35058875Maybe I am DC villian
>>35058829first easily, getting into your field and having no rent is a dream life
Why is Jewish food so nasty? Even the recipes they stole from other countries they make so terribly
>Be me>20 at the time>working part time>Coworker brings her 13 yo daughter to help out for summer break>She had a crush on me>Ofc i had no interest and distanced myselfAtoga, its now been 8 years. Im 28 and she's 21. Her Instagram recently popped up as a recommendation. Would it be morally/ethically wrong to shoot my shot? lmao
>>35058869First Muslim senator gets elected tomorrow.
>>35058893Shoot your shot.
I missed out on young love because of 4chan...because of YOU guys..
>>35058866I thought O negative can’t have kids with anyone who has positive blood type And can only receive o negative blood if transfusion is needed
>>35058892Suffering is a core part of the Jewish identity.
>>35058892they didnt steal recipes, you just have similar cousine with your neighbours.
>>35058884Fixed that for you
>>35058897That was because of you, not us. Take some responsibility.
>>35058888That doesn't make any sense. How does "I never ever ever stated that women think small dicks are deal breakers" have anything to do with what I was saying? It only corresponds to the post you originally responded to with that statement. Has nothing to do with me so I said "didn't ask" and you got butthurt about it. Ok I think I've gathered all the useful information I can from this exchange you're an idiot.
>>35058902I want a girl who can literally just give me uppies.
>>35058902fucking based
>>35058905Are you autistic? This whole chat wasnt needed.
>>35058875>I have always said we are both bi.yeah and I'm nooticing that all lesbian fiction has cartoonishly evil moid villain characters while gay fiction either pretends foids don't exist or they're just kind of there, and all these foids who end up with other foids are doing it as a defense response to abuse from the hands of a moid
>>35058908>This whole chat wasnt neededThat was my point dummy.
>>35058902Like a hotdog down a hallway…
>>35058911Dense
>>35058875>What's with DC giving Batman villains imaginary black women to obsess over?Psyop, the usual
>>35058912my head desu
I wouldn't even fuck her, I'd just shit talk my gf with her.
I am NOT dying for the fucking Republic
Mmmm. Black women. I've only ever seen like 5 irl. Two of them on the beach and they were wider than a tv screen so fat. The other 3 were nice looking.
>>35058878I meant the relationships were a figment of their imagination.>>35058889>Maybe I am DC villianYeah, The Penguin.>>35058892>Why is Jewish food so nasty?Latkes are good, but kosher forbids eating some of the best parts of animals and pork as a whole.>>35058909I disagree with most of this, but I will admit that a noticeable amount of bi women exclusively date women due to past scorning by men. And while I don't believe correlation is causation, there are a lot of lesbians who were sexually abused by men in their life.>>35058915The Jonkler lives in a (multicultural) society.>>35058917Hey, it's Chase Meridian
>>35058894Inshallah
>>35058918What? Why is that a concern.But also, yes. Nobody is interested in dying for epstein.
>food either tastes like sand or I immediately become bored of it againI'm going to starve to death, aren't I?
>>35058894I fucking hope so.
>>35058927Nooo Israel PLEASE do not send a chocoQT to marry me and have mixed children that would make me SOOOO mad as a Chud!
>>35058928Isn't this like one of the circles of hell?
>>35058918what about the Democratic?
>>35058894If they do then Trump will use it to win the actual election>But it's his last term!Did I stutter?
How do i get a Blasian gf?
>>35058925...Epstein?>>35058932Democracy is the tyranny of the majority.
>>35058920>I meant the relationships were a figment of their imagination.I see>Hey, it's Chase MeridianThis one's hotter.
The jedi use mind control. They are evil.The sith make you do things through force but you can still say no. You'll die but you have a choice. They are evil but not as evil as the jedi.
>>35058937Yeah, the Sith would NEVER use mind control!
i wish women were as strong as men, if not stronger
Bitches in atoga want humans to have the biology of angler fish
hello humans and moids, are we still raging about average sized penises in here?
>get horny>check dating apps>no responses for days (from women that aren't fat, and even then just a few of those answer back)>jerk off to porn>repeat
If I took enough inches out it my dick to get to my perfect height it'd be a flat half inch
>>35058942yeah or like praying mantises or something. maybe we can meet in the middle and have some kind of female angler fish + male barnacle or something
>>35058944this smug act would make more sense if women didnt accept they use small dicks as an insult even in this thread, just fyi
>>35058946moids still use dating apps, even knowing it's all bots and the ratio of moids to women is like 10:1? how depressing. you couldn't compete in a bar w a 4:1 ratio what made you think online dating would work out better
Plap
>>35058946Why not contact a dating agency?
>>35058949i see the answer is yes! and you must be that classic brain damaged atogan who thinks everyone that types the same way is the same person. some things never change
>>35058927*droolin like a dog
>>35058950nta but dating apps worked for me though
>>35058953Why not just go outside?
This is peak atoga femanon build.
>>35058953Wow that's true. I heard they make a whole VHS with your video and all. That'll probably work. Thanks!>>35058950It's a good bet. Its not perfect but its not as filled with bots as you say. Its mostly women who barely use it and only like back top tier men.
Average atoga moid be like
>>35058957recently? m or f? it's drastically different in the past few years + if you are a woman you are literally competing with bots that aren't real so it's not really impressive. if you are a moid who recently succeeded you are an outlier on this board and irl though. these apps make money off desperate moids w no chance, you leaving the app instead of staying and paying is a loss to them
>>35058960>ask me about my fat assI find it funny when fat women think fat person ass and tits count as hot.
>>35058960not brown enough
Girls, would you like it if I split myself into two distinct personalities, with one personality being docile, and one personality being very aggressive, including sexually, and my aggressive personality would wear eyeliner?
>>35058943Self-immolation is a good one.
>cashier at work>ringing up a customer>it's a dad and daughter>daughter is roughly my age>need help with an item and call someone over>as my supervisor talks to the dad I look over at the daughter>she's already looking at me and biting her bottom lip>just kinda play it offWhat was I supposed to do? Her dad was right there so I couldn't give her my number or spit game. Was the play just to do nothing because of the situation I was in?
>>35058964It’s like JacobFuckingJones if he was a chud
Are you a mommas boy?
>>35058934>How do i get a Blasian gf?You don't because they're all evil.>>35058935>Democracy is the tyranny of the majority.Based>>35058936>This one's hotter.Real>>35058937TrvkeYou also don't have to live under the Republic. Meanwhile the Jedi kidnap kids. And don't get me started on the institutional and intellectual paternalism. Fuck the Jedi. All my niggas hate the Jedi.Same issue I have with the White Lotus, while we're at it. >>35058938>Yeah, the Sith would NEVER use mind control!They're upfront about it, tho. They're not, "NOOOO WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS! WE JUST USE IT TO GASLIGHT PEOPLE AND INGRAIN OURSELVES INTO POLITICS!"
>>35058960if she lost weight she'd be pretty cute
>>35058961denying the existence of fake/bot profiles is flat earth level stupidity no wonder you can't get a date. you are chatting w girlgpt son just get a gf ai chat app at this point, remove the chance of ghosting and unmatching
>>35058971>Her dad was right there so I couldn't give her my number or spit gameWeird logic why not
>>35058977i didnt deny they exist, but you overstate their existence. You have literally no real data to base your opinion on.
>>35058964kek, the alysa highlights was a good one
>>35058920>I disagree with most of this, but I will admit that a noticeable amount of bi women exclusively date women due to past scorning by men. And while I don't believe correlation is causation, there are a lot of lesbians who were sexually abused by men in their life.im a bi malei have to admit some involuntary sympathy for these types, i have been with one man in my life and it was the only time ive been cheated on, the casual cruelty with which he didnt even deny it before blaming it on me and kicking me out of his house sort of still stings 6 years later lmao
>>35058920>The PenguinWenk wenk wenk
>>35058979i don't have any evidence the earth is round either, don't mistake laziness and unwillingness to fetch sources for you with being wrong. but enjoy your fruitless endeavors you seem convinced they will work for you despite the fact that they haven't
>>35058964Literally me but I also goon to Alysa
Anyone kept seeing a girl despite the fact she was crazy but her pussy was banging?!? I read there are some guys that actually do this especially with Asian girls
>>35058978I don't know how overprotective he was and it's putting me in a bad spot if he is. Idk how to explain it. But it was more how he would react than she would. I was more thinking about keeping my job.
>>35058969ya i love psycho goths, go to an mcr concert you will be a hit w the ladies
>>35058979Niether do you, retard. Match Inc. keeps its user base compositionas it smost cl0osesly guarded company secret, I will leave it up to you to guess why that is. Its also remarkably how tards like you are blaming all of women instead of a shitty malfunctioning app that only exists to squeeze money out of rubes like yourself. Maybe ask yourself why in the fuck a somewhat well adjusted , somewhat attractive woman would have any use for online dating.
>>35058984you dont even know my particular experience, how my chats go or whatever. You probably think i talk to those 11/10 models and im like "oh they're real!" nah bitch im talking with the 4/10s that do match with me.
>>35058974>institutional and intellectual paternalism???
>>35058991>another retards that think im:>paying for the app>talking to 11/10 models who are obviously bots, instead of the more sensible concept of talking to obvious 4/10s that matched with mesighi didnt even blame women for anything.
>>35058988i'm f but i only 1 experienced sex with a psycho crazy moid and it was awesome and i kept talking to him despite him being totally psychotic and potentially life ruining so i completely understand why moids go for bpdemons now
>>35058974>You don't because they're all evil.How do I stop my blasian nieces and nephews from turning evil?
All I want is a proper deep throat. Women always do one choke and then go back to lick it like a lollipop and sucking the head. I want you to go gagagagaga, I want to see my cock covered in spit
>>35058992and you can't see how the dating company would profit by making realistic fake profiles of all attractiveness levels, having them send dry ass messages to users? you can't see how that would keep someone like you hooked on the app and potentially shelling out for roses or whatever paid option exists? you can't see how getting you to waste those paid options on fake users for the longest time possible would be profitable?
>see someone describe loving their spouse so much it makes them want crawl into their spouse's skin and become a part of them>everyone in the comments, man and woman, is agreeing i know they dont mean it literally but can we admit these kinds of people arent actually in "love" but are rather toxically obsessive and insane
Pop dat pussy fo a real nigga
>>35058998reminder that this is more likely to happen with 4" than it ever is with 8"
>>35058893Shoot your shot, bro. I'm 30 and recently fucked a 21 year old. It's fine.
>>35058999>DUDE META MADE 4/10s THAT TALK IN YOUR LANGUAGE IN YOUR VERY LOCAL DIALECT IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU SPEND MONEY!!!! IT'S ALL A RUSE!!!!! JET FUEL CANT MELT STEAM BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>35058996What are some of his antics?
>>35058893Do it. It'd be weird if you waited until she was 18 but 21 is fine
>>35058965M duhI just ask women for coffee and then I delete the app after setting up 1 or 2 dates?I dont understand those people keeping the app installed for months to years, are they all looking for booty calls? I really dont get it
>>35059002Its true. Id take a 4" over a 8" any day.
>>35058972>JacobFuckingJonesWould
>>35059002I'm 6.5
I really do hope they break up
>>35058996damn, what was his game like
>>35059012Whom?
I really wanted this Craigslist find but I am being dubbed
>>35059009Nta but I just keep winning
How do I measure a man’s erect penis without him noticing?
>>35059018Be good at guestimating in relation to your hand
>>35058988You must be referring to that crazy Mongolian Michigan State girl. But yes I have. I'm gonna keep it a bean I was in the Philippines on contractual work, I decided to make a Bumble. Matched with every girl, skinny,nerdy,fat,popular if she had a pussy I was swiping. This one girl I matched she was fucking psychopathic and very fat. I'm talking about stalking, jealously over female workers, thinking we were dating plus she had daddy issues. She was fucking crazy. But I kept coming back because her blowjobs left me in another dimension. Anything I asked for sexually she would do it, she'd send me titties anytime after work, anytime I called her to fuck she'd come fo my place. But she was a crazy girl BPD and on meds too
>>35059018remember which spot it hit on your throat then put a tape measure in your mouth until you hit that same spot
>>35059018measure your fingers by knuckle then extrapolate from there. You can also measure your pinky to thumb span and use that.
>>35059018oh super easy, just grope him while you make out, make it seem like you're trying to turn him on but you're also measuring his dick
>>35059020so ur saying i just need to freak out and attack another girl to get a nice blond moid to hold me like that?
>>35059018measure your hand middle finger tip to bottom of palm so you can always compare when you grab it
>>35059018Use your hand width
>>35059009why is small better for blowing ive heard this from actual women i know so im more inclined to believe it, isnt the main appeal of big penises how they look and stuff
>>35059018Can I ask why you need to clandestinely measure a man's penis?
this is how i know there are real foids in here we all do the same shit to measure dicks lmao
>>35059028>why is small better for blowingnag and not a blowjob expert, but are you aware that you can more easily fit a single sausage link into your mouth than a bratwurst?
>>35059024I want an accurate number though
>>35058934West Coast>dated qt art loving blasian gf>dad was vet, mom originally from overseas>result was super chill Filipino chick>smart, funny, absolutely stunning body>majored in stem and makes double my salary>all of each other's firstsOnly one sad dealbreaker otherwise I would have wifed her within the first 6 months of meeting her. I dont know if soulmates exist but shes as close as it got for me
>>35059012Why
Why does my dick look small/avg in photos but objectively when I measure it it's bigger than avg. I can't use these
>>35059034>I want an accurate number thoughYou're gonna have to actually ask if you want to bring measuring tape in
>>35059028I dont know, only guessing! Ive only had sex with one guy and he was seven inches. Id imagine its much easier to suck down to the base and fully engulf. It sounds fun. I bet i could wrap my whole tongue around a smaller dick.
>>35059018Know your phones measurement in inchesTell him you want to take a selfie with his dick (He isnt going to say no) Before you take it, just position it on his groin at the base of the shaft and compare the lengths.
>>35059036>Only one sad dealbreakerThat's too bad. What was it?
>>35059003>ice t gif
>>35058934I can't date Blasians. I don't find any of them pretty at all not Naomi Osaka not Zendaya its just a bad combo... The only Wasian I ever fancied is Alysa Liu and Megan Lawless
>>35059040>Ive only had sex with one guyLol at this
Do you have any respect for women who have tons of followers/subscribers, but appear completely vapid and talentless otherwise? I find myself wanting to, but I also realize that being hot enough to get internet followers also takes effort on their part, so it's not like they are doing NOTHING.
>>35059018*spatial awareness not precise enough to accurately model it in your mind just by being near it* iqlets... ugh...
>>35059010I’m straight but I get it, he’s got a ton of charisma>>35059018Either measure your hand and compare or like the other anon said, know your phone measurement and ask to take a selfie with it
Wonder if in a thousand years time someone is going to stumble upon my tomb and take all the treasure I buried with me
>>35059043Anon, at 21 you can go to bars legally. There's nothing wrong with sleeping with one. Do you think she has no agency?
>>35059038Are you a big guy? Average dicks look small on taller men.>>35059046Phone sex doesnt count and my other ex was an ftm.
>>35059034use a ruler and measure different parts of your hand, and memorize it. Make measurements for where 4", 4.5", 5", 5.5", 6", etc. are on your hand. Grip the guy's dick and measure it from your wrist, and voila
>>35059034Why not just ask him
>>35059005he just never seemed to know what he wanted? disclaimer he was something of a minor celebrity, think youtube/podcast level, and we agreed before anything happened that we were going to keep it casualhe would constantly "joke" about us dating, say serious stuff under his breath so i could hardly hear and then refuse to repeat it, trauma dumping, spent thousands of dollars of gifts, flights, food, and hotels, calling me at random times. he was an egomaniac and constantly showing me his own content and flexing his sponsorships and stuff but then also showed me his credit card debt which was literally higher than my student loans? and seemed offended when i reacted that having such high debt was irresponsible and crazy. and just generally was a very confusing individual all around. towards the end he got very mean and told me i would never find anyone who would "put up" with me and we had a screaming argument over a video game of all things. i threw him out of my house that time and haven't seen him since, although he hit me up when he heard i had a bf again, lmao. blocked now
>>35058892I'd say for myself as a non-jew who likes to cook, they have plenty of good food. I mean, your umbrella of "jewish food" also has the advantage of pulling from a really wide area. To the point that you have to break it down by geographic area within the umbrella of jewish cuisine. To the point that I don't think keeping track of anything by "jewish cuisine" is all that useful versus just labelling it by geographic area. And by geographic area, the real losers, in my opinion, is most of south east asia, especially in the historical sense before a large share of european influence in the very modern.
>>35059051You can curse them eternally if they do
>>35059042She didn't want kids, and I did. It was difficult thing for her due to uterus complications and it would not be fair to put her life in serious risk with that. Even without all that, she was pretty lukewarm to the idea, as was I at the time of dating her but I did want them as time progressed.
>>35059052I thought the ice t gif gets used ironically
>>35059045Alysa Liu is a weird case study because her mama is white and daddy is asian after he nutted on a cup and got pretty 20 something year old white women to ivf her and her 4 siblings.I myself have personally had thoughts on going on the same route. Pay pretty white women to ivf with me. But apparently you have to married or be in a lavender marriage for it to be legal
>>35059060Idk what gif you're referring to so I thought you were seriously judging me.
Women how deep is your pussy? Put something in there as far as it'll go and measure how long the part that went in is
>>35059040won't be as fun in your dick thoughi guess for women, the ideal 3some/eiffel tower is where the smaller dick goes in her mouth and the bigger dick goes into her pussy. Maybe pencil dick in the ass for a 4some?
>>35059043>ice t gifI think you mean Stabler.
>>35059025nta but no, that doesn't work
>>35059047no, idgaf about a girls social media points
>>35058981Not to stereotype, but I have noticed a lot of bi and gay men can be entirely unapologetic about their behavior. It's very bitchy and why I don't fw many gay guys. >>35058993>???They thought they were better than everyone and knew better than everyone, despite the fact that they were so disconnected from the rest of the galaxy and the people in it. Them blindly using the clone army, literal slaves, to maintain their own corrupt political power was the perfect encapsulation of their hubris, and it was ultimately their undoing. >>35058997>How do I stop my blasian nieces and nephews from turning evil?Check their egos and don't let them do sports. Of course, it all depends on what flavor of Asian they are. Know a Laotian Blasian who was the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Meanwhile I've met Japanese and Korean Blasians and they're snobby bitches.
>>35059055He’s never measured
>>35059064>won't be as fun in your dick thoughenglish?
>>35059058It's in the rules? Cool
>>35059063vaginas are like an empty stretchy sack that stretch around whatever goes inside, but when it's empty the walls are touching
>>35059067*i mean that none of it matters in if I respected her or not
>>35059053Not super tall or anything, my dick isn't avg. Even if I'm not in the shot and it's just my cock it just looks meh
>>35059068The senate voted to use the clones.
I'm worried that she's falling for me. I fear that she's hoping that I ask her out. I'm nervous that I won't reject her right away, but instead have sex with her first. I need advice, but I don't know how to ask it.
>Ordering Doordash because I am spiritually fat and groceries don't get here until later today>Address notes say to go to the right side of the building>Around half of the time the dashers go to the left sideHmm
I have no shame in admitting my dick is not big enough for fat chicks but good enough for skinny girls during doggy.
>>35059071>>35059064KEK, my b
>>35058995>paying for the appYou're already paqying with data, mental health and time. There are no women on tindr, get it in your head.
>>35059078Hmmmm, have you tried to stop being an overthinking bitchboy and just ask if she is into you like that and if she wants to go out?
>>35059053How about when you got raped?
>>35059033isnt the appeal the fact that you cant easily do it
>>35059081is this the true reason insecure men loudly prefer skinny?
>Girl in classes is a cute Chudette who writes/reads fanfiction >We get along well>She's in a relationship
femanon, I kiss you on beautiful fivehead, yes?
>>35059088A salad wouldn't kill you
>>35059085Taking women on dates is something I do. But I don't want to ask her out, yet I'm feeling the pressure to do so.
>>35059089So? You like her right? Go for it
>>35059078good thing you are in control of your own actions and have nothing to fear? lmfao wtf moids are so pathetic. "i'm afraid i'll have sex with her" then don't, fucking idiot
>>35059096It's not that simple and you know it.
>>35059088My 7 incher is probably enough to please fat bitches but I just don't think they look good. I am talking obese by the way, a little chub is probably a comfy fuck if I had to guess.
>>35059078I wish she WOULD fall for me.
>>35059088no, it'd be closer if you said smaller boobs, but even then idk if it would be a great argument. Small tits are just lovable (though I'm not insecure so maybe don't ask me)
>>35059094If you don't want to date her then don't. Right now the pressure is all in your head.>>35059095Why would I make a move on a girl who has a boyfriend? That is morally wrong. My current plan is to try to meet single girls through her instead.
>>35059093i'm skinny, but men with big dicks have a level of unspoken confidence about them. insecurity is really unattractive and having preferences is fine but loudly voicing your preference as a way to demean others screams insecure
>>35059056foids consider this "psycho crazy"
>>35059101>My current plan is to try to meet single girls through her instead.I respect it, best of luck and in the chance that she doesnt have single lady friends, dont feel pressured to keep hanging out with her if youre not enjoying your time
>>35059089>>She's in a relationshipWhat did you expect? That's literally every woman ever.
>>35059088Its normal male nature that guys prefer skinny. But with my own experience I've had more sex with fat girls than skinny girls fat girls when doing doggy its just hard to put it in it. The ass is too big
>>35059098so the level of acceptable fat directly scales with dick size, i see, i see. thank you for helping me research moid
>>35059107it really doesnt my dick is small and i love some fat on a girl
>>35059102So because I've never voiced that preference aloud save for on a mongolian yak hearding forum means I am secure.
>>35059097yes it is, you're just a subhuman moid with zero self control but i guess you can't control the gender you were born as
>>35059107The level of acceptable fat scales with how much we like her otherwise.
>>35059109no it means you have a small dick. keep up
My retarded coworker keeps blasting the audio from that plane crash that he's watching on TikTok. Yes, I'm the one who complains about the noise in the break room, but this isn't even the break room, he's blasting it in the office because he's the stupidest person I've ever encountered.
>>35059028NtaIs it not obvious? It's easier.
>>35059112I can be both
>>35059113you've been dealing with this for like a year now lmao bro just quit, find a new job, new city, new name, leave your life behind
>>35059113Based. We hate women in your workplace.
>>35059063It changes. Right now I could poke my cervix with my finger if I tried but when I'm fully aroused a 7 1/2 inch dick fits in there.
Women, whats the oldest you would realistically have a kid at?
>>35059079Dude Uber eats drivers are idiots they can't even find the fucking house when I've given every description I possibly can they just don't read the notes at all. And they always go to the front door with the sketch steps and no light instead of the nicely lit safe side entrance directly next to the fucking driveway despite me telling them to put it on the side porch.
>>35059121ewww ew ew is she actually a shotacon?
>>35059122In my late 30s. 38 and no more get the snip
>>35059122i wouldn't have a kid at any age. childbirth / pregnancy are fucking disgusting.
>>35059127she's talked about it here at length but now she deflects and says shit like "it's only imaginary little boys that i goon to!"
>>35059092I have a fivehead but no don't touch me>>35059122Realistically? I wouldn't at all.
>>35059130But our children will be the light of our lives together
>>35059132>I have a fivehead but noTic Tac Toe on fivehead it is
>>35059110have you never been in the situation where you're trying to avoid saying outloud what everyone else is thinking about you and another, which is only making the (perceived) sexual tension worse? never ever?nothing even like it?she's a nice person and I like her, but I don't feel anything and the tension is just building. it pushes things to the edge and you know a guy just feels slightly horny in passing while you're standing on that edge? I think I'm responsibly concerned that my test-tost-erone brain will think I should take a gamble instead of putting on the mask and crashing the plane with no survivors as should be done.
>>35059133the light of my life is laying on the couch eating good food and spending my money on dumb shit with no responsibilities. aaahhh
>>35059133>needs to create offspring to enjoy life Jeez get some hobbies. Don't make your kid carry the weight of your failure to develop a life worth living.
>>35059122Never.
>>35059136We can do that but also be fuckin and having kids>>35059137I have plenty of hobbies, doesn't mean having children wouldn't be one of the most rewarding and fulfilling things you can do
>>35059135>moid vs accountability>moid vs self controleverything they say about women is projection, and this post is proof (but we already knew that)
>>35059134This is acceptable.One time I fell asleep in biology class and my tablemate played connect the dots on my face with my moles. She made a giraffe, couldn't even be mad.
bare boy butts
How do you squash the thought that you'll never find anyone as good as your ex after a breakup? It's been 4 months now and dating has gone nowhere and I'm probably to blame because I just don't feel the same interest in anyone.
>>35059139no we can't, who the fuck is changing the diapers? feeding them? cleaning up their shit? teaching them how to read? paying for all their stuff? are you fucking stupid or whatpersonally i don't think a life changing diapers and being kept awake by a screaming baby and a sex pest moid is a life worth living
>>35059143You don't. accept that some people are better than others, and that if she was that good then you should have worked harder to let her go.Life doesn't always get better, often the opposite, we just don't like to talk about that because it's not considered productive.
>>35059130>>35059132>>35059138>>35059140This is what women say when they don't have a man to impregnate them.
>>35059143be happy that you raised your standards, but clearly not enough since that relationship ended due to incompatibility. do better next time
>>35059140you're not being reasonable. this isn't a fair standard.
>>35059139Nta>no responsibilities>and having kidsNo you can't>>35059143I don't know. He hasn't talked to me since June and broke up with me last December but every other man still makes me go "ugh". I don't want him back at this point either I don't know what to do/think/feel.
>>35059144Why are you here if you apparently do not like men?
>>35059144>no we can'tYes we can, with the power of L O V E .>who the fuck is changing the diapers? feeding them? cleaning up their shit? teaching them how to read? paying for all their stuff?The maid/nanny we hire of course>and a sex pest moid is a life worth livingWanting to have sex with your wife isn't pest, that is normal relationship stuff>>35059149Realistically there is no such thing as a responsibility free life because at the very least you have a responsibility to sustain your own life or else you die.
*impregnates all femanons in the thread right now*heh, nothing personnel
>>35059146Having a man around to impregnate you is easy. Having a man that will be a good father STAY is a lot harder. And even then the desire isn't there. The only way to keep my hypothetical children safe is to not have them.
>>35059146i have a man that is on the same page as me. luckily not every moid is a brainlet tradcuck. i wouldn't have a man if all he wanted was a babymaking house slave lmao bc i have standards for myself
This scares the moid
>>35059151>maid/nanny Fuck that
*mpregs all the moids itt rn* revenge is sweet
>>35059156It should. No flared base.
>>35059156True. I'll never be as good as a vibrator
>>35059151if you have all this money then hire a surrogate you absolute retard
>>35059156I've seen videos of these taped to a girls vegeen while the dude is railing her butt and I think that sounds like a decent compromise
>>35059156Serious question. if I ever want to have a girl over, i want this shit so that we can at least guarantee that the girl gets off. But it's not like I can just have a vibrator, that's ridiculous, I can't imagine a girl ever trusting that shit. so what should I do? Do we just have to wait until we're living together and she can get her own?
I'd leave my gf if she got cancer. Bad genetic stock
>>35059156i'm into bdsm so it doesn't, if she wants a vibrator so bad i'll tie it to her and leave her there as long as i want
>>35059144>foids with made up horror stories about what having kids is likeits defeated by witnessing a mom waking up from a nap with her 3 year old son and the look pure happiness on her face when she tussles his messy bedhead, herself unaware of unconcerned about her own messy hair
>>35059164Use your mouthVibrators are for private time
>>35059153>The only way to keep my hypothetical children safe is to not have them.You can't keep safe something that doesn't even exist yet.>>35059154>i have a """""man""""" that is on the same page as mehedonistic basedllennial cuck*>i have standardsthe """""standard""""" is denying your bloodline a future>>35059156No husband.
>>35059166>>35059163Men are such bad doms. You know this doesnt actually work right?
>>35059165What if her mom has cancer?
>>35059121I'm not making it up. She lost her virginity to her uncle and then dated her cousin whose "dick was good" but he cheated on her. She's a freak.
>>35059156I would pin down my ex so all she could do was claw at my back while I made her orgasm with one of these. I'm scared of heights.
>>35059170If I'm so bad at it then why don't you just show what you actually want so I can do that?
>>35059170Y?
>>35059169>can't keep safe something that doesn't even exist yetI'll take the option that guarantees nothing bad will happen to them, because they don't exist.
>>35059167do you know how many babies die every year from a mother accidentally falling asleep on the baby? and if any other female here is stupid enough to fall for such blatant bs go ahead and look up c section statistics while you're at it. the truth is blackpilling, whatever the female equivalent of that is
>>35059170don't care, see you in an hour
>>35059172Depends, does her dad? If he doesn't and she doesn't then I'll allow it.
why should men bother to learn eating pussy when vibrators exist?
>>35059180Mom has cancer, dad's mom had cancer. Different kinds.
why sould women bother pretending to be heterosexual when escorts exist?
>>35059141I woke up with a hakenkreuz on mine...
>>35059170i dont wanna be a dom but women hate submissive males so im forced to larp as a mean chuddy in bed with every girl im with so they can orgasmit feels like spiritually raping myself but i cant handle my diddyfoid not being happy so i endvre like a trve patriot
>>35059181Because I want to be the one making her melt
>>35059181Because its more intimate and connecting. Its wholesome. :)
>>35059181Because pulling out a vibrator instead of using your mouth is an ick. If you don't think you're good enough at eating pussy that you need a tool for it I'm out.
>>35059169>muh bloodlineLMAO>basedlennialLMAO>hedonisticgod forbid we enjoy our limited time on this clown earth without forcing other humans to exist just to run the rat race and die in ww3 with everyone else
>>35059177You're also taking the option that guarantees that nothing good will happen either. If you deny the good in fear of the bad then why life?
>>35059156it really doesnt lolif she can truly enjoy sex with me and not think less of me by using a toy on her i would see it as a major relief
>>35059141I wish I had a big forehead gf to tease...I wish I had a gf to tease...I wish I had a gf...*Turns into a kickball and kicks myself out of here*
Seriously though, how am I supposed to outcompete some clitblaster 9000 if most women can't even get off from piv. She has her own job and money, she gets cuddles and social interaction from her girlfriends. Women what am I even useful for?
>>35059156im 7.5 inches and know how to give head, so nah
>>35059164>I can't imagine a girl ever trusting that shitYeah bacause how can I be sure you haven't used in on some dirty STD ridden slut before?
>>35059185just date a dominatrix you dumb fuck there's like 5 in this thread alone
>>35059190>then why life?Because killing myself requires effort, enduring pain, and I guess would upset my family. Suicidal people shouldn't have kids.
How do people hook up when STDs exist?
I got an autism haircut
>>35059181because eating pussy is the only socially acceptable release for my submissive tendencies and it was denied to me i would go insane
>>35059178
>>35059156Pssh, what's so scary about a microphone?
>>35059196No, I totally agree. I know *I* wouldn't do that, but I certainly wouldn't expect a new girl I'm dating to trust that I wouldn't.
>>35059199It's not really any scarier than driving if you think about it. Probably more likely to die in a car crash on your way to the hookup than you are to get HIV.
>>35059193that's the question you are asking but you actually refuse to consider. you are asking it to whine and cry and be all woe is me bc you don't actually want to think about how your presence could improve another persons life, bc you know it would take actual effort
>>35059197dominatrixes dont love u they just like getting paid or abusing men theres no love or passion for it they're also usually mean (like u)
>>35059182Good enough, she didn't get it
atoga's favorite calisthenics thot posted a new videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2BpBJVUmKI
I love womenI want to KISS womenI want to HOLD HANDS WITH A FOIDI WANT LOOOOOOOVE I'M SICK OF BEING ALONE
>>35059203if i ever look like this shoot me
>>35059209Not yet anyway. I still could.
>>35059193Nooo its totally different. Friend cuddles arent enough.God I want a soulmate. :( >>35059197Some people just want something in the middle though. Like sweet, romantic sex. Lovey dovey sex. Theres nothing better!>>35059211Hi i love you too anon.
>>35059206I don't drive for this very reason though>>35059210Women really be like>With my newfound freedom, I am going to adorn myself with slave markings to show how free I really am!
>>35059211Women hate this.
>>35059210stop self promo this is so cringe
>>35059178foids who project this level of anti-natalism is usually a disorder like kleptomania. an out of control impulse to sabotage other women
>>35059203Is this supposed to be remarkable or something? I hung out with a baby on Halloween. They're like dogs, I like playing with other people's but I want to give them back when I get tired or overwhelmed.
>>35059211i'm sure you will find it someday if you stay pure of heart and hard of dick
>>35059207>because you know it would take actual effortso true, every person who has ever been insecure or negative has done so solely through the lens of explicitly rejecting agency and consciously thinking "I could do x but i simply dont want to", all insecurities are formed under the rational consent of the mind and are entirely volitional
Femoid, where's your loving husband and children?
>>35059212heaven forbid you might ever look happy next to your child
>>35059207Ok let's consider the bases. Sexually you're covered, human connection is covered, financially you're covered, you don't want kids. What's left? >>35059214Have more friends or friends with benefits
>>35059225My loving husband never materialized so there are no children>>35059226Stop trying to glamorize sleeping in an SUV lol
>>35059203It'd be better if the baby was black
>>35059178All antinatalism ultimately rests on the logical flaw of rejecting human existence wholesale whilst continuing their own existence willingly. If you can absolutely reject the optimism of humans being further created, you have no logical defense for continuing your own existence. In fact, you could make a fairly reasonable argument that actively killing other humans against their will is at least morally negligible from this framework. This is why absolutists are typically mocked by most philosophical traditions on many issues
>>35059227I dont want fwbs I want a husband.
Make new you fucks. The image limit just ruined my joke.
>>35059219me: look at the real statisticsyou: ANTINATALIST PROPAGANDA!!what if you focused your efforts on improving the lives and outcomes of pregnancies, childbirth, and caretaking? women these days don't want to get pregnant, sliced open, traumatized by doctors, abandoned by their husbands, left to take care of small children and then be demonized for being a single parent. natalists are telling us to close pur lying eyes and ignore the horrors around us bc it will totally be different this time, i'm such a wife guy! not like those other cheating scumbags
>>35059231I tried making AI make an image like that but it kept making the woman look unhappy
>>35059234Good, I don't want to see your retarded cringe images
>>35059213Well that just brings us back to my original post then
Might go to Cairo for a month
Monday is Plapday
>>35059227>what's left?enjoying my life until i die, obviously. i'm sorry that you are so devoid of personality that it's unthinkable that someone's life could just be enjoyable lmfao
I was watching the jubilee OF girl vs 20 anti-porn retards. And I actually like that girl, but it seems obvious that she fucking hates people who use OF, which seems fine from the perspective of her being fine taking their money, but I don't understand why anybody subscribes to OF when the content creators so openly despite their paying customers.
>>35059242It takes two to tango. It's true that onlyfans girls hate their own customers, but they're every bit as disgusting.
>>35059234Good
and all of this makes sense when you realize that in competitive societies, women have historically always been exploited for their reproductive capacity.
If you're ugly or short then the strategy is to go after non-binary or asexual or bisexual and other sorts of lgbthdtv people. They're more willing to date people who are ugly or undesirable, normal people want normal people
>>35059235>you: THE STATISTICS ARE REALALALL REEEE IM COHERENT AND RATIONAL>everything else: humanity existing because people were happy having babies
It's going to be fun election watching tomorrow as a non-American.
I'm going to vote tomorrow. I live in Virginia so there's three referendums on the ballot. One of them is to make it so that felons get their voting rights restored immediately upon completion of their sentence. Whenever I go vote, there's usually a couple libtards with a table outside of the polling place, usually a college girl and some boomer. I never talk to them because there's no point, but tomorrow I'm thinking about asking the girl why it's important to her that rapists are able to vote just to see what she says. Should I do this? I really just want to hear her try to explain why it would be better for America if rapists were more represented.
>>35059251i too enjoy watching other elections, foreigner-anon
>>35059251americans know better than to care. nothing important is changing. dumb dumb non-americans so caught up in the news
>>35059255https://f24.my/CG3Z
Did you listen to the florida ATC recordings?
>>35059253They're still a citizen. It's the principle of the thing.
Ouch my left side of the chest
>>35059258Yes
>>35059259But the principle that "everyone should be able to vote" seems like religious dogma rather than anything derived from reason. I haven't seen any evidence that suggests the country is better because more people are able to vote.
>>35059233For what?>>35059241Which you can do without a man obviously, that's my whole point. What do you need them for really that you can't get elsewhere?
men, how often do you dress professionally or wear a tie?
>>35059258Not yet.
>>35059192why do we kick a kickball but we don't foos a foosball
>>35059253if our justice system works, then if a person does the time then they should go back to being an equal citizen. I don't like any idea of 2nd class citizens. its why I don't want illegals, or any non-citizens working in the country.
What are the highest ROI things I can do to make women desire me more?I think I'm pretty desirable already but evidently not enough.
>>35059239Why? >>35059240Why?
>>35059268Not often. Sometimes I just try out my suits in front of the mirror
>>35059271>if our justice system worksDoes it?
>>35059276thats cute
>>35057299I like girls getting creampied.
>>35059268I'm going to assume you don't consider a polo shirt "professional", so basically never.
I'd suck an elf girl's toes desu
>>35059275Id like to see what a city with that many people looks like and make a friend perhaps
>>35059277Does it even matter?Keep your head down and make something for yourself. Money is power and power is agency over your life.
>>35059280i dont think those count but thats still attractive wear on a mando u play golf?
>>35059268Dressing professionally and wearing a tie is not the same thing anymore. I wear button down shirts and dress pants every day but only need a tie and jacket like once every 6 months
>>35059277it's one of the most complex creations of mankind, so I think it can both succeed and fail at the same time. we should always try to improve it
>>35059268business casual daily I might start throwing in my Hufflepuff tie to get some millennial hag attention
>>35059268I've never worn a suit in my entire life
>>35059287but dont the women simp for the other tribes? not the puffs>>35059285do u roll up ur sleevess sometmes when u wear ur button up shirts?
I think soups and stews are mankinds greatest culinary invention. Right after bread
>>35059284I do not.
>>35059268I wish a suit and tie was still what men wore every day. I wear sweaters when it's cold and t-shirts when it's warm. Can't remember the last time I wore a tie.
Have you ever been discarded for choosing what you wanted to do?
beta white dudes looking for desperate arab/persian/etc women is the worst possible monkeys pawshe will love that you arent an actual radfem's carticature of a misogynist male but once she realizes you're the bottom of the totem pole at home she'll want to monkey branch off you to an actual white chad asap.
>>35059291>but dont the women simp for the other tribes? not the puffsNo idea, but I have to rep my true house either way. Hufflepuff is the grillpilled chillzone who are good for goods sake. I used to get Ravenclaw when I was younger though but a after turning like 16 I always get Hufflepuff without doctoring answers or anything like thatin fact I'll just take the quiz again I have not in a few years
>>35059264Thoughts?
>>35059266>haven't seen any evidence that suggests the country is better because more people are able to voteBecause that doesn't matter. No one has the jurisdiction to decide whether someone being able to vote or not is "better" for the democracy that's just the way it works, everyone gets a vote. If whoever was in power could pick and choose who deserves to vote that's a slippery slope.
>>35059291Yes. I know the ladies love forearms
>>35059296Still better to get some blowjobs for a couple of months than to not get any. The best chance is to make her parents like you.
Is there literally any convincing reasons why I *shouldn't* use one of my three wishes to have a 12 inch penis?
>>35059294If I had to wear a suit and pants every day I'd kill myself. I sweat too much. Can't imagine doing that in 30-35c heat
>>35059300This is why I'm opposed to democracy. The idea that low-IQ rapists have as much say as me over what my rights are is nonsensical and indefensible.
>>35059306There are better things to wish for
>>35059308Well in the developed world we actually have air conditioning, eurofag.
>>35059304True. But im more talking long term. If you're a low value white male and are simply seeking sex then by all means, go for it. But most of the men going this far are not just looking for pure sexual release, which is why i made the post.
>>35059292Bread is a C tier invention.Soup and stew are S tier.
>>35059298The lazy noncommital house
>>35059319midwit opinion
>>35059292Dumplings are mankind's greatest achievement followed by yoga pants
>>35059318Yes but its so good when you eat them with bread
>>35059306You should wish for a modular ideal penis that morphs in size based on the situation.
>>35059311It's a better system than having a king.How do you think I feel I didn't vote for Trump either time.
I wish she was real
>>35059282You're gonna get raped. Seriously, go to Bangkok or a Tier 1 Chinese city. Arab "cities" are absolute hemorraging dogshit filled with people who rage all day due to the retarded living conditions. Its a step up from a jeethive and people shower and use toilets, but ultimately not much better.
>>35059323Wrong, bread is good when eaten with soup/stew. Not the other way around.
>>35059156nah i'm 100% using this in the bedroom at some point. Toys are fun in bedroom
>>35059324This is unironically a fantasy for me, I've wanted it since I was younger. >can make it small so i can get sph'd>can make it big so i can actually use it other times
I want kids but I think I’d be a horrible parent, why can’t I get rid of the urge?
>>35059287Are you a particularly good finder?
>>35059158>dies from childbirth
>>35059325>It's a better system than having a king.Maybe sometimes, but I don't think that's inherently true.
>>35059331Thats what I meant. But to me bread is S tier as well.
>>35059156I really want to try using one of these on a chick. I think it’d be immensely satisfying
guys... met the blonde cute girl at gym today again, we spoke briefly and she touched my shoulder as she was giggling from my shitty jokethats a green flag yes?i still didnt introduce myself yet, shes so hot
>>35059330I did not understand Arabs until I spent a year working in Saudi Arabia. I always had a naive sense of "they're all brown why do Iranians hate when you confuse them for arabs lol". Then I actually spent time around arabs and Iranians at length. Horror show. Arabs are desert jeets, I say that with little exaggeration.
>>35059338>I don't think that's inherently trueWell I have to disagree with you there.>>35059334Wait longer, it'll go away.
>>35059164use ur mouth buddy, it's more fun that way
>>35059332Yeah but moids usually aren't fun in bedroom
>>35059316Do you never go outside or something
>>35059338It sure as hell is when the king dies without an heir and war breaks out
>>35059156i love it when foids try the generic "insecure misogynist male" schtick with stuff like this only for all the men to gleefully express a willingness to do the opposite of what's assumed of them.
>>35059335>>35059319>>35059291>>35059298Damn right, they changed it I'm pretty sure but still got HufflepuffI'd post it but image limit
>>35059341Soup and stew is good on its own, bread needs something else in order to be elevated. I’ll compromise and put bread in A tier but putting it in S is nonsense.>>35059333I don’t get sph but I do kinda want a chick to call my dick monstrous and gross
>>35059322sweatpants on fat ass also look pretty neat not going to lie
Men would you be bothered if she thought toys in the bedroom was a turn off? Toys are a stand in for the real thing why are you putting yourself second to some silicone.
>>35059353ntahistorically, monarchies operated under such strictly held customs and norms that they basically operated as (varyingly successful) technocracies, with managers, administrators, advisors etc all mostly creating a sense of continuity. The simple fact is that the archetypal tyrant burning down the established order because he did everything himself isnt the norm
>>35059334Because you know in your gut that it's true
>Hufflepuff: Dedication, Patience, Loyalty>Fandom: This is the house of loser stoners!
do men actually own flesh lights?
>>35059359>oys are a stand in for the real thingThe real thing is in her mouth when the toy is in use.
Grippy socks, grippy box.
>>35059359no thats normal i have Perfectly functioning and unused cock and her body is just enough for me to get off or does she need the jackhammer clitsucker 9001 to get off?
>>35059359no not reallyi just want to adore her body and see her experience extreme, overwhelmingly pleasurable sensations if i can do that without a toy its an ego boost but i dont really have much of an ego sexually, i just want the lady to enjoy me and herself
>>35059347We literally have a Ponzi scheme called social security, a program that everyone knows is unsustainable, but it can never be done away with, because politicians can't get elected without the public's support, and the idiots would be upset if social security went away even though it is objectively unsustainable. This means that politicians have no incentive to ever get rid of this worthless program that shouldn't exist at all. If you have a king, he seems the kingdom as more of an investment. He can't just think about what's best for him right now, but in the long term. If he wants to pass the kingdom onto his heir, then he has to think about the health of the kingdom even after he dies. Being a king allows him to make decisions that may be unpopular in the short term, but would be better in the long term. That's one way monarchy has the potential to be better than democracy.
>>35059359we live in an era of unprecedented technological absurdity and human rights abuses, why not and be the first in your bloodline to experience a hitachi wand straight to the gooch?? LIVE A LITTLE
>>35059359The toy is meant to work alongside the dick. It’s like a side dish.
>>35059360Once Nero was gone the principate was like back to back to back civil wars and Equestarians usurping eachother.
>>35059365And your mouth is doing nothing? Lame.69ing is hotter in theory than it is in practice. No one gets to relax and fully enjoy what's being done to them. I can't cum if I'm focused on sucking his dick.
>>35059325Quality of governance is not a question of system. In theory, democracy offers better quality because you always have an option to replace the retards in power without a bloody revolution.In practice, if all of those available to be voted are a bunch of raped retards who are sucking off billionaires and only care about their self referencing dick measuring contest, then that flies out the window. In this case, a competent king would be preferrable. If any was available, that is. Though frankly we've reached a point where we could just crown drunken Bob the train station bum and see a marked improvement, at least Bob would be funny.
>>35059359I just don’t care.
>>35059354The men here are all beta cucks bro, you think any woman would respect a guy for getting her off with a piece of plastic because his dick is trash?
>>35059371I have no issue with using them alone. But if there is a man with functioning genitals right there fuck the toy, and I mean that in the "why bother with it" way.
>>35059370social security is perfectly sustainable once you get brownoids and other unemployable people and only give benefits for people who actually need them(literally impossible and a socialist pipe dream)so yeah we need to abolish social benefits
>>35059370god is elon musk here today? this is some retarded khole coke drivel
>>35059370It was completely sustainable till they lumped it in with the general funds so that money got spent
>>35059373More like a distraction
>>35059382No arguments, no reasoning, no facts. This is the average voter in our democracy.
OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE TALKING ABOUT SOCIAL SECURITY
>>35059370>what's best for him That is the problem with monarchies.
>>35059346>Horror show. Arabs are desert jeets,Actual desert dwelling desert Arabs are fine, the ones that got taken out of their natural habitat go crazy in their modern style enclosures. An Arab needs to be able to free range on the desert with a Camel, or he starts developnig behavioural issues.
>>35059386How about you tell me how to meet some cougers to hook up with instead then?
>>35059181it's incredibly erotic to use your tongue and mouth to lick and suck the little piece of her that makes her feel horny and cum, it's hot to taste her juices and cum that leak out of her when she feels good, hearing her moan because of your mouth makes you horny, you also get to hold her hands or play with her tits from down there, the view of her boobs and turned on face from down there is immaculately sexy, and there's something that warms a cold lonely heart when you envelope the closest thing to her heart and you literally feel her pulsingput your fingers in her, hold her tight, kiss her passionately, women are one of the best reasons to live for and you're missing out by not wanting to eat and taste her pussy. i miss being in love
>>35059377except this isn't true at all. there are multiple candidates who are trying to get rid of billionaire/foreign govt spending and overreach in our current govt, and you probably hate all of them bc you're stupid and you eat up billionaire propaganda as long as it's fed to you in a palatable way
>>35059390Learn how to spell cougar for one
>>35059359I've never seen the appeal of toys 2bqh. Just a stand in when you don't have the real thing
>>35059359I don't have that mutation where you grow two dicks at once, so theres nothing I can do about it. A woman has too many usable holes to be stuffed with a single dick at once.
>>35059388>>35059388ah yes, if only more of the Arab world could be like Sudan
>>35059394Exactly. It's the next best thing so why would you use it when you have the best thing available.
>>35059193enjoy spending time together figuring out how to make her cum, stop treating it like a chore and see it as a treat
>>35055763Is it true that when women watch vids like this this thread:>>>/gif/31372020That they actually feel empathy for the criminal involved?
>>35059266the statement "everyone should be able to vote" *is* a cultish dogma, because its a (often convenient, misdirecting) oversimplification of what it's really about>The protection of inherent rights like life and property*this is why I think everybody, even former convicts, should still have the right to bear arms>The self-governance of local communities, emphasizing civic virtue and collective responsibilityMost of America (example: texas) already have concluded that this means even people formerly convicted of a felon should have their voting rights restored at the end of their punishments.>>35059311The important key here is the "self-governance". It's not about the end result of self-governance getting 'objectively better' outcomes because we have 'just the right people voting'. That's actually the sort of thinking that the communist left usually engages in- "make them live the right way- they don't know better for themselves". It completely misses the point. The point is living /your way/ without undue government interference. The democracy part of that (the voting) is simply the expression of compromise so we can still engage in ordered society.>Economic-autonomyobviously. private ownership, no unfair taxation, etc.>Personal-autonomy libertyyep. really this means emphasizing personal choices in private life, government shouldn't be making sweeping moral decisions from the top-down.
>>35059392I have no idea of mutt politics, but I know that kind of fig leaf canditate. They are kept around to maintain the image of political diversity while getting stonewalled by the establishment, and likely controlled opposition as well.
>>35059385natalism and billionaire cocksuckery isn't worth arguing with, do us all a favor, take another bump and OD
>>35059395Honestly DP was overstimulatingJust one at a time please
>>35059324oh dang yeah, yeah. you won. I'd be such a fiend
>>35059379my honest response to this is that its transparent insecurity which governs these types of attitudes. Its universal here:>Sexual question comes up>man trying to belittle others about their tastes / personalities>always, always, ALWAYS frames his beliefs through "she won't respect you" or "women don't respect that!!" as if reciting a mantra, no matter the situationIt just reads like transparent fear response at the concept of your ego being attacked and harmed. I cant take it seriously, the only relevant contribution you are making is the assertion that your fear of disrespect governs all your psychology, like a sword of damocles over your head; "if this causes me to lose izzat, I will suffer a catastrophe"the irony of course being that this transparently insecure respect talk is one of the most pathetic and hopeless things a man can do
>>35059268i sorta hate suit and ties, sorry. To me it reminds me of code switching or email talk, which i loathe incessantlyi remember an older woman giving me a compliment though, it made me blush hard
the /pol/ escapees are here to play the culture war propaganda games again. how boring
>>35059374Again, by the standard of history, the neros and their successors werent the standard. And thats even by roman standards, one of the most famously unstable monarchy systems of all time. Other regions of the world are even more stable.
>>35059292cheese is after bread, stew after
>>35059405Cope
I like Jews
>>35059345hell fucking yeah bro! try working out together, banter and be kind/fun, then ask her out afteru got this man
>>35059410Wow you're so smart and above it all
>>35059414i am neutral towards them and all other races
>hehe it was soooo stimulating>I want it blander next timephucking women live such phucking lives
>>35059410It's sad when /adv/ has political literacy and competence so heinously lacking that literal /pol/ bots can construe more coherent worldviews and systems of thinking. I try to be open minded but sometimes this board has a uniquely cattle-brained minset. Its like bluesky
>>35059411>by the standard of history, the neros and their successors werent the standard. Not really. Ofr every Nero theres a hundred kings you never hard about because they were just kind of mid. Those are the norm, as appears logical.>Rome>monarchy systemRome was formally a republic unto its fall, and its political system was never directly monarchical. That was one of the reasons it was so unstable. Basically its one thousand years of local warlords temporarily suspending the republic due to an ongoing emergency, so you can imagein the mountains of bullshit and cognitive dissonance that the Roman Enpires political system entailed. t. actual historian
>>35059414Thankshttps://youtu.be/XbkR9YJGW0w
>>35059411The parthians had big civil wars when different brothers wanted to inherit, Charlamane's sons civil war, feudal Japan was a bloodbath when they wern't busy having a bloodbath in Korea
>>35059359>if she thought toys in the bedroom was a turn offsorta yeah, that's like saying gaming is for kids or anime are for incels. It's all just different forms of entertainment
>>35059423They jad emporers for hundreds of years after the republic what are you talking about?
>>35059425japan just loved blood and death up until post-WWII in general.
>>35059399Yeah. I wonder what happened in their lives to end up in such a position. I think about the chain of cause and effect. They were a child once too.Ultimately though they fucked around and found out so my empathy is limited.
>>35059427>what are you talking about?the fact taht "Emperor" was never a formal position at any point. Remember how Caesar became the first Emperor by assuming the role of dictator temporarily? That remains the basis and legal justification for the Emperors power until Rome fell. It was only the Byzantines who transitioned to a formal, inheritable monarchy by the grace of God, which as this infers was only possible after converting to Christianity.
Why couldn't Europeans build empires and civilizations like the Romans? Why did they just kill them all and go back to the stone age for hundreds of years? Are whites retarded?
>>35059268I don't need to dress up to do my job.
>>35059427Nta, that is post hoc, retroactive analysis. Rome was a republic all that time.
>>35059423I dont see how you're disagreeing with me..? I was specifically referring to the roman imperial era, post-republic collapse. And mid-governance alone does not qualify as a rebuke to the validity of monarchy as a concept; most governments are mediocre. I'm just confused as to what we're disagreeing on from your words. Rome was the worst possible example one could use to vindicate autocracy and it still doesn't even look much worse than many other forms of government. I'm not even a monarchist myself but I don't even see what point you're trying to make, you're not making monarchy look particularly unsavory even in your own description.
>>35059430>I wonder what happened in their lives to end up in such a positionThe whole being a retarded impulsive psychopath is probably the biggest factor
2600 posts? This thread is becoming a bit unwieldy.
>>35059432Pretty sure Constantine was Christian
>women stop being horny when politics gets argued>they throw their lives into doomscrolling politics from the sofais this not the real cause of the fertility crisis??
>>35059393Ok now what
My birthday is soon, what should I get myself for the occasion?
Why did you eat so much halloween candy, fatso?
Listen to the ATC audio and then tell me you hate women.
>>35059436If your government is effectively an autocratic system being governed by a singular position that can unilaterally dictate policy, it is a valid candidate for analysis. It feels dishonest to pretend Rome can still be considered a Republic post-Augustus (or even before) when the Emperors wielded near-complete authority on most issues. Very few monarchies were actually so concentrated in their power as to have zero people beneath them capable of delivering any pushback, the monarch simply had the final say on most issues and knew when to not overextend his political capital when powerful people beneath him disagreed. That doesnt make him less of a monarch.
>>35059439Im more of a nurture > nature person. Were social mammals. A culture of violence begets violence. Its difficult to escape these paradigms.
>>35059435whats ur job?
>>35059412that is a good opinion. At the end we agree the world would be a lot more painful without those things
>>35059432>>35059436>Post Nero senate has a chance to go back to a republic.>Picks one leader>Not an empire though
>>35059454>>35059454>>35059454
>>35059397insecure men who dont see their "real thing" as enough. Its sad but porn really does mutilate some dudes' self worth. Self love is one of those "you intuitively understand it as a kid but fully embracing and comprehending it as an adult with an adult'a mind is difficult" sort of things.
>>35059451There are 20 other broke motherfuckers in that room in the same shit hole country that aren't robbing and killing people, fuck that guy
>>35059449Poor girl. She was so scared
>>35059452I use the computer to help make movies.
This is too much *drinks mouthwash*
It's pretty grim how when you express your concerns about your own masculinity and being able to achieve it the unironic response is "just be a twink"
>>35059426>for incelsHow? Saying I don't personally enjoy playing videogames in no way implies they're only for incels. I don't find toys in the bedroom arousing, anything else you're supplying from your own brain.
>>35059421Trust me it was not a brag worthy experience for anyone involved
>>35059449>Listen to the ATC audio and then tell me you hate women.No I don't want to listen to that
>>35059281What color nail polish do elf girls toes have?
>>35059505Green obviously
>>35059508Like lime green or forest/moss? Or emerald green?
>>35059515nta, not lime green but the others are real nice
>>35059515Mint green
I fucking hate my inlaaaaawwws bruh why does everything have to be so difficult
Do people compliment your voice? For me I often encounter others saying I have a calm voice suited for podcast or comfortable listening for an audio book but makes me self conscious since I am quite unloved and alone.
>>35060026MIt’s rare but it happens