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>>35078564I’d get banned for that
There's nothing wrong with misandry.
>>35078564great, the thread is cursed now
>>35078564>>35078566>>35078567>>35078568plapoga
Women, thoughts on fat and balding men?
>>35078567Fuck you.
>>35078572>fatyes pls gimme one>baldingi dont mind
>>35078572I find all kinds of men hot
GenderHow was 2007 for you?
>>35078580f idk i think i was like 3 years old then
i need to get fooddddd
>>35078580Good
>>35078580MPretty shit, that was the year I started having suicidal thoughts
>>35078580FI was being mercilessly bullied in middle school. Not great,
>>35078567>There's nothing wrong with misandry.In fact, it's the only logical recourse. >>35078580>How was 2007 for you?Pretty shit, but I did get to play Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Uncharted, and Bioshock, not knowing the rabbit hole I was leaping down with those franchises.
>>35078584anon, you were like 12
State GenderDoes Gen G have a chance or is it another year that T1 takes the trophy?
WomenWhat would you feel/think if, during a conversation, your boyfriend casually said that you don't really love him and are with him only for his money and that's okay.He's not angry, his tone isn't accusatory and he doesn't ellaborate on it - He just says it as if he's saying the sky is blue.
>>35078587I was 9, yes
>>35078590you seem depressed and insecure
>>35078587Real niggas start their suicidal ideation when they're like 4 or 5.
>>35078589MIt’ll be another wholesome T1 Gen G final into Gen G barely winning in 4 games or something. Riot Esports is so dogshit post pandemic
>>35078585what is female bullying like?based on my research (hentai), school-aged girls force victims to drink their pee
I think I'll stop seeing this girl I'm seeing because the sex was bad
>>35078590Fuck youThere are way richer men out there than you, you're not exactly treating me to the high life hereAlso, being so confidently insecure is repulsive, I'm breaking up with you
>>35078590I’d be hurt, not sure how I’d react
Post genderWas middle school or high school worse for you?
>>35078598She’s thinking the same thing
>>35078590i'd be angry, offended and hurt, but i'd first maintain a calm demeanor to ask him more about why he feels this way, i would assume maybe a past gf treated him badly in such a way and he had some form of ptsd from that and/or possibly some other deep insecurities however if the issue didnt resolve and he still thought this way about me, i'd feel compelled to break it off as i'd take it as a huge act of disrespect that he feels that way about me and more importantly that he wont believe me when i correct him
>>35078602FMiddleBullied by both sexes
>>35078590NAG, this is a form of abuse and it’s very catty. Just beat her if you want to abuse her. This shit reminds me of my dad
>>35078590NAG but i think both insecure men and women get so wrapped up in their neurosis that they fail to realize how utterly insulting and hurtful they can be, for situations just like yours.
>>35078599I never said you would have the high life, I said we would have miller high lifes
>>35078603I made her cum twice and she couldn't make me cumI won sex
>>35078597I was bullied by boys.
>>35078602Middle, I jumped around between schools and didn't really fit in anywhere until 8th grade. High school sucked but I never really felt alone, I had plenty of friends.
>>35078590>Hey femanon, just so you know I think you're a money grubbing whore. I'm not mad about it though, don't get it twisted.
>>35078606>>35078607this, holy fuck.
>>35078610Were they sexually harassing you or just normal harassing
>>35078602Middle school, by a fairly wide margin. I had no friends, no self-care, no financial means, my family was abusive, and I thought of killing myself every day and only didn't out of spite.
>>35078608And another thing, you always make these stupid jokes that nobody but you thinks are funnyWhy don't you spend some of that time coming up with shitty jokes actually doing something around hereFuck, I knew my mom was right about you
>>35078602MDunno. Middle school was fucking terrible. High school was much better but I also got raped. Gotta say high school all things considered
>>35078596Am I hearing you right? You think gen g is gonna take the trophy?
>>35078602f middle school, the first year was the best year of my entire school experience while the second year was the absolute worst,
MenYou overhear your wife of five years tell her best friend on the phone that she’s been faking her orgasams with you. What do you do?
>>35078618No you didn't
>>35078618>I also got rapedWhat were you wearing?
>>35078619I wish it wasn’t true because I love Viper, but yeah. If T1 wins it’s whatever, they rigged 2023 for them and need the money. I’ll just watch the 2014 gauntlet series to cope
>>35078609Why couldn’t you cum
>>35078621Why does it always have to be a cuckolding arc? Why me?!
>>35078602MMiddle school is when I stopped trying despite being a “gifted child”High school I had good friends but that’s also when I had my brony phase. A lot of growth and necessary cringe happened during high school.Over all I’d say middle school sucked more
>>35078621I'd wonder why the fuck am I married to someone when I dont even date
>>35078621Faking them lately, or the entire 5+ years?
>>35078602We don't have middle school, do you guys seriously have a whole building just for like 2 years worth of schooling?
>>35078624Normal clothes. A boy made friends with me then raped me for about half a year
>>35078633>have a whole building just for like 2 years worth of schooling?i did 7th-8th grade i can’t believe theres some buildings that are kindergarden all the way to seniors in hs
>>35078625>2023 was riggedI haven’t been following worlds since like 2018 so I don’t know what the deal with that is but it does sound like something rito would do
>>35078631BOTH
>>35078636Do not watch LNG vs T1 2023. Worst mistake of my life. It’s worse than 5 Faker galio games in 2017 vs RNG
>>35078634sounds awful anon im sorry that happened to you, did you ever go to the police?
I think I have a low level of self awareness. I don't like myself very much when I have a rare moment of clarity. I am not good at talking to people without saying too much or saying nothing at all. Thank youfor reading my blogpost, moids.
>>35078627How is that cuckoldingMen
>>35078626She's loose and she can't take more than a third of my dick in her mouth
Such a fascinating creature
>>35078621Rib her about it. "Why wouldn't you just tell *me*, dumbass? What is your friend supposed to do?" Then I guess we'd work to figure out and fix the problem.>>350786333 years, and a lot of them (at least where I'm at) are connected with high schools. Like, in a separate building right next to the high school.
>>35078634Why didn't you stop it from happening? You clearly must have wanted it if it kept happening. You can't call it rape because you regretted it later.
>>35078610were you forced to drink their piss?
>>35078639No. I was very non confrontational back then. Thank you, anon. I still suffer from it but getting better
GENDERDo you like things that are completely different from what you were raised to like?>>35078643That's fucking bullshit, and I'll prove it.
>>35078637I'd rope cope, ngl.
>>35078641>that she’s been faking her orgasams with you>with you>with you
>>35078621That’s really just a tv/movie trope. What girls will do though is act really into it to get you to go ahead and nut. But there ain’t no faking an actual orgasm.
>>35078642I don’t think you won, sorry anon
>>35078650Yes.
>>35078646I had no friends in middle school and I moved cities for high school so this was my first friend>regretted it later I never wanted it period lol, nice try bud
>>35078643Point to the Hot Wheels gene on the Y chromosome, you can't can you?
>>35078621cheat
>>35078649im glad that youre getting better, i sure things will continue to improve for you too, even if it may not seem perfectly linear at times.i hope you get your justice somehow
>>35078643easily refuted by pointing out how toys were universally divided by gender across earth between cultures that didn't even have contact with each other EG pretty much every culture has girls play with dolls
>>35078617god i wish i had a foid like this
Women, why do you think men you ignore are obligated to somehow save you from creeps that are hitting on you? It literally is not our job.
Favorite vegetalbe?
>>35078659Idk what it is but my sister used so many fucking objects like a baby doll including a fucking potato
>>35078654>2:0 in my favor>I didn't win Biased judges!
>>35078650Yeah. I was raised with sports, all my brothers were raised with sports. I don't like sports at all.
>>35078668Autistics
>>35078668Carrots.
>>35078669Was your sister raised in complete isolation away from any cultural influences regarding gender?
>>35078650>Do you like things that are completely different from what you were raised to like?Yes, though I think my case was kind of weird because I discovered my femininity later in life. I was raised liking "boy" stuff, which I still like, but there are things people will inherently like based on their gender.Just look at those people raised gender-neutral or as the opposite gender. There was boy, David Reimer, raised as a girl due to a botched circumcision, but he ended up being a normal guy without male genitalia.>>35078658I think they are trying to make an analogy about how female rape victims are treated. Ignore them.>>35078668>Favorite vegetalbe?Eggplant, maybe? It acts as a good meat substitute.
>>35078673I hate you forever>>35078674Acceptable.
anons, did u know?"vegetable" contains "etable" in itthis is to signifiy that they are in fact eatable
>>35078668The noble onion.
>>35078677Eggplant very good.>>35078680Eggcellent.>>35078679I didn't know that.
>>35078668fbroccoli is so yummyi wish they were easier to cookk :[
>>35078668Fresh green beans, steamed with garlic, salt and lemon
Eggplant is a fruit >:(
>>35078580MA mixed bag. Lots of abuse at home, but I still had a lot of fun with my friends and sister that year. I had been browsing 4chan for a year at that point.
>>35078682Is it hard to cook? I never thought of it that way>>35078683I am about to throw some green beans into the oven. >>35078685You're a fruit. >:)
>>35078688ya i once had a bag of frozen ones and it took forever to cook and was very messy
>>35078668kittenposter
>>35078685Botanically yes, culinarily no.If you chopped up tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplant, and squash and threw them into a bowl and called it fruit salad, somebody would shoot you.
>>35078690I am not. Also tht's a wolf you fool.>>35078689...How
>>35078668MOff the top of my head I think it’s brussel sprouts
>>35078693That's a good one.
>>35078676By your logic then are all trannies just kids mistreated by their parents manipulating them into gender dysphoria?
>>35078688Yummy
>>35078650MIdk if i like anything that's even particularly feminine really 2bh
>>35078695Yeah throw them bitches in an air fryer and then adding some goat cheese and balsamic when it’s done is a banging side dish
>>35078692kp is my favorite vegetable
>Been seeing this girl once a week for two months>Always agreeable and nice>Always asks if I'm comfortable and if I need anything>She keeps touching my face and glancing at my lipsOBVIOUSLY she's into me right?But NOOOOOOOO turns out I'm the bad guy because I went in for a kiss after an half hour of her staring at my faceAre all women fickle faking whores or only her? Ugh, she was a good dentist too.
State GenderDo we as a thread deserve a higher image count?
>>35078703That was a good one I smiled with my eyes.
>>35078704No what these generals deserve is kicked off of /adv/ and back to /soc/ with all of you.
>>35078682Literally just salt pepper and olive oil
>>35078704fyes
>>35078704I don’t understand the point of an image limit on an image board anyways.
>>35078704No. We need less avatarfagging and posting random unwanted shit, that's all.
I wanna fuck you hard and deep
>>35078707Mods killed the /soc/ thread so clearly they want us here instead
Anons do u listen to sad orchestral music?
>>35078621she knows how small my dick is and married me anywayher fault, not mine
men, thoughts of receiving forehead kisses?
>>35078708>ignores the actual problem being askedNigger are you pan frying them, oven baking them, steaming them?
>>35078650>Do you like things that are completely different from what you were raised to like?MYeah. My parents are both lapsed Christians who decided to raise me to be agnostic, but I converted to Christianity as an adult.
>>35078713Ur mom jerk me long and good thru my jorts>>35078718I’m more of a giver of forehead kisses but I would appreciate receiving some
>>35078718Don’t understand them. Like if i’m in bed sick or something?
>>35078704MNah. It never feels that limiting. Catbox exists, also.
>>35078718Girls can’t reach my forehead I’m too tall. I like giving them though
>>35078718due to it being an ick I dont want them
Share your genuinely bad traits, not just "im kinda sensitive". I mean actual uglinessState gender if relevant to your response
>>35078723no, just for any time reallywhy dont you understand them?>>35078722men r always the kiss givers, they should be given some too >>35078727then how abt for when youre seated or laying downor u could just bend forward a lil bit>>35078728would simple cheek kisses be a better alternative?
>>35078716No, I listen to evil orchestral music with latin or vaguely latin chanting.https://youtu.be/QR2Iv_25nRg>>35078718Blush emoji
>>35078729baldugly eyesthin eyebrowsweirdly shaped back of the headwhile I have a very fit body I'm still on the short sidesmall handshairy bodylook older than my age
>>35078729MMy emotional regulation skills are pretty bad. I’m an addict. I’m avoidant if overwhelmed
>>35078730>would simple cheek kisses be a better alternative?no, thats an ick as well these days
>>35078734where would u like to be kissed then?
>>35078729Fiercely codependent
>>35078736nowhere because that triggers the ick response in women and she would leave me
>>35078736Frenulum
>>35078736Tip of dick plz
>>35078738anon this is abt her giving u kisses not vice versa
>>35078719Charcoal grill started with chimney instead of lighter fluid, put the ingredients I listed in a foil packet and throw on 1/2 hr or soOrOven bake at 300 till a little bit burnt
>>35078741I knowI heard its an ick to want kisses as a man
MenCould you love a woman whose first kiss was with your penis?
>>35078740i would if men wiped after peeing but they dont >>35078739im not looking that up>>35078743boring...
>>35078744WEird question
>>35078745>im not looking that upPlease?
>>35078729>Share your genuinely bad traits, not just "im kinda sensitive". I mean actual ugliness"MI'm too tall, 6'5". My dick is too big, 8" inches. My jawline is too broad and my cheekbones too high and my shoulders too wide.
>>35078745>ask question>give honest answer>boring
>>35078746ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION MOIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!
>>35078730I like cheeks
>>35078750No you're being weird. Some other man will answer.
>>35078744doesn't count
>>35078744no
>>35078729MI'm an addict and suffer from PTSD. I have a very hard time maintaining relationships with people.
>>35078749ur answer is boringr we supposed to be amish prudes who never kiss cuz ur gonna get the ick?
>>35078756its not me who gets the ickI love kissing and being kissed, but women get the ick if a man likes it
>>35078744I would have to
>Women like tall dark and handsome>Born blondeOwari da
I miss them
>>35078750Good game
>>35078757i dont get the ick from men wanting kisses! it means i know he likes me back! if anything that'd make me feel happier abt him and i's relationship!men r so dumb sometimes no offense :T>>35078759no trust, we love blondsis it light blond or more dirty blond? both r great
>>35078760I think Alysa should bake more baby Alysas
>>35078760ugly and talentless
>>35078729I am candy-coated cyanide. Every good aspect of me is a learned behavior, from masking to compartmentalization, I use psychological tools to keep people out. Sometimes I don't even feel like a real person. Just a lie that I have told myself over and over in the hopes that I'll eventually believe it's true. And I get incredibly insecure and defensive when I feel like people can see beyond the mask, at the broken, hateful, ugly creature inside me. Also, I can be a bit of a know-it-all.
>>35078766She is a sweetie
>>35078760What happened to the,?
>>35078758Good answerYou're worthy of a gf whose first kiss was a deep tongue kiss, but with your penis
>>35078765>men r so dumb sometimes no offense :TI didnt make the rulesI'm only following what foids say on social media
>>35078770You might be the biggest red flag ever.
>>35078765Dirty blonde but the beard has some silver in it now
>>35078773Jesus Christ now I’m hard at costco
Women are too nice and end up single mothers
>>35078783which costco r u at?>>35078778>beardhot... u sound very handsome
>>35078562This image is probably from 2013
>>35078562Femanon, would you marry a man who is nice and successful, but has a micropenis?Would that be deal breaker?
>>35078562Truthnuke: Women feel about big dicks the way men feel about big boobs.Even if people think they don't want it too big, we'll always prefer big over small when given options.
>>35078793Slurp
>>35078792nope
>>35078792How do micropenis people have sex?
>>35078783don't use the Lord's name in vain
>>35078795I only now realized, nope could be answer to both question and have opposite meaning.But I presume your nope is answer to the first one
>>35078590My boyfriend has less money than I do (and I'm not rich) so I would think he was having a mental breakdown. Either that or making an excellent joke.I get this is not the scenario you mean though, but this really is a "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" comment that can literally bring nothing good. How would you feel if your gf casually told you, like the sky is blue, that she knows you settled for her because you could not get a better looking girl and that you won't ever be attracted to her the way you would to those unattainable women? It could be laughably false but if she is convined (and apparently convinced despite all your compliments, attention, all the sex you've had etc) then it is out of your control. Hearing her say it would at best deeply sadden you and at worst make you pull back (okay, if all my loving cannot make her trust me, why bother again? should I not find a woman who takes my love for what it is and does not doubt me?).
>>35078792Femanon hereI wouldn't stop loving a man for having a micropenis if I was already attracted to him, but it would make me a bit disappointed Ofc I'm a virgin and I'm not very attractive so I don't think I'd get to decide that. My saving grace is that I'm loyal and I don't like tall men
>>35078798lol oopssorry no i meant nope to the second onei would still be w him yes
>>35078796same way lesbians do, they put a strap-on dildo
>>35078729Ugly stubby handsShortLong toesBig nose (I fell on ice)Broken belly button from first pregnancy
>>35078801>Ofc I'm a virgin and I'm not very attractivehow long have you been to atoga?
Woke up at 6 am with a killer headacheTook an ibuprofen and went back to sleepWake up again and I'm going fineI think I'm gonna die one of these days
This cunt thinks the hatchet is a weapon?Lmao
>>35078807>Broken belly buttonwhat's that mean? visual wise?
>>35078792I've never been with a man with a micropenis but I don't think it would be a dealbreaker for me. I would rather be with a man who has a tiny penis but is very creative about having fun with each other's bodies than with a man who is hung but a lousy lover not interested in foreplay much. Penetration can feel really good but I definitely think I could get used to just being fucked with a dildo. If sex is good it's good, I don't think I would feel like I was missing out if it was good sex. Most people's sex lives don't feature every single thing they can or would enjoy.
>>35078796They can't. As a woman I feel that big boobs are the female equivalent of big penis but there is no female equivalent of a small penis. Having a small penis is really tragic, and I'm saying this out of pity not mockeryI hate my almost flat chest. Can't bring myself to get implants because I have an irrational fear that it will curse my future son with a micropenis
>>35078813>every single thing they can or would enjoyMen aren't settling for mid women anymore because of constant exposure to attractive women with surgeries.Women aren't settling for mid men anymore because sex toys are getting better.
>>35078812umbilical hernia is a soft bulge near or directly on the belly button that happens when fatty tissue or part of the small intestine pushes through a weak spot in the abdominal muscle wall
>>35078813>who has a tiny penis but is very creative about having fun with each other's bodiesAre you retarded? If he has a small dick, he will just be insecure about it. You're a fucking moron. The guy with a small dick won't get a chance to get good sex or eating a bitch out like you retards always spam on reddit and on these threads.
>>35078745>i would if men wiped after peeing but they dontI do! Also sit for it, so I don't get urine splashing all over the place. Baffles me that so many man do it any different.
>>3507872926FShortNo boobsDeformed jaw and buck teethUgly voiceI'm a virgin and none of my past love interests have been taller than 5'7. Despite my loyalty and refusal to ask for money/presents from men I've always been rejected or broken up with
I hope this 7th shot of espresso is the one that stops my heart
>>35078823>deformed jawhow bad?
>>35078823>"""virgin""">love interests>broken up withclearly a female
>>35078823>none of my past love interests have been taller than 5'7I’m so sorry, sister
>>35078814>I hate my almost flat chestWhat for? The way that society in general demeans them? Fear that your partner / future partner will dislike them? If the latter, know that there are plenty of people who are fans of smaller sizes.
>>35078813>I've never been with a manBecause you don't swin that way?
>>35078826When asked for sex I tell men that I don't want to sleep with them until I decide to have children.What's hard to understand about this? I thought being a whore was bad?>>35078825Childhood asthma mouth breathing (recessed jaw)
>>35078823>26F>Short>No boobs>Deformed jaw and buck teeth>Ugly voiceAre you black or filippino?
>>35078818I have no interest in sex toys and I love sex with my partner, even after years, even though he would definitely be "mid" by most of your standards. Sex toys do not offer intimacy, sensuality, connection. They bring pleasure and when I only want pleasure, I masturbate. I have sex to feel alive and to feel my partner.>>35078820No anon, I get that it sounds logical, but while I have not been with anyone with a micropenis I've had a lover who was well below average and he was quite confident. Of course it can lead to a slippery slope where you are insecure, so you avoid and withdraw, so you become inexperienced and insecure about that and so on. But on the flip side if you do put yourself out there despite not being "perfect" (like most people aren't!) you will find out you can still please a girl, you can still make her moan, you can still arouse lust in someone and all that.
Should I stop calling my gf beautiful? So as to not blow up her ego with too many compliments
>>35078829My ex left me for his cheating ex who had big boobs. After leaving telling me he didn't care about boobs.Also, I feel like I can't fully satisfy a man. Obviously no boobs is nowhere as bad as a micropenis. But your sex life does lose an entire dimension (quite literally)
>>35078831>I tell men that I don't want to sleep with themUgly, with nothing to offer, heading to the wall, wonders why she's single. Many such cases.
>>35078830I do, but to be fair I'm bi, so yeah the idea of there maybe not being much penis is overall not very problematic. But I do love men and would prefer them if I had to choose.
>>35078832Asian/Middle eastern mixed and I'm into younger men who have darker skin than me.
>>35078842Wild
what do boys do when they're horny and their gf is in the room doing something normal by herself?
>>35078777Yeah, I am.
>>35078839>nothing to offerSo men don't actually want women to be non-whorish nor mothers nor self sufficient. Thank you for proving the feminists right.
>>35078801Hey
>>35078837>My ex left me for his cheating ex who had big boobs.Ouch. Well if it's any consolation, boobs probably weren't a big part of the equation. Or, if they were, he was so shallow that he would have found any excuse to leave.>I feel like I can't fully satisfy a man. Obviously no boobs is nowhere as bad as a micropenis. But your sex life does lose an entire dimension (quite literally)The only way I can think of bigger boobs being any sort of advantage in sex is titjobs. Which, as far as I've heard, aren't all that amazing. And it's not as though small boobs are without merit. Less cushion on her chest means she can be held closer without them getting in the way. Less weight up there for her to throw around makes her more capable with maneuvering and positions. And that's without taking into account guys who find smaller ones more attractive.
>>35078835Women can form bonds based on emotional connection. That doesn't mean they'll settle for any man.The "women only want chad" meme is fake but the idea that women will only want a top 1% of men is true if you consider "top 1%" is subjective
>>35078846Gets into a relationship and start playing a bunch of games because she knows she actually have tons of options and her heteropessimism and misandry can run wild.
>>35078836Yes. If she is too happy, she will attract other men who could be taller than you.
>>35078590>husband Do you love me?>wifeYes, of course I love you! >husbandWell you could show it more>wife in stunned silence, cries herself to sleep, feeling overwhelmed by the duty of caring for everyone, never mentions it againA week later>husbandDo you love me?>wifeYou already asked me that
>>35078729Deeply ingrained self-loathing that I constantly have to fight. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, varies from moment to moment.
We didn't start the fire
>>35078850I never meant to argue that women will settle for any men. But I feel like the guys most worried about penis size often lose sight of the fact that of all possible flaws, this is one she will only even find out about once she apparently has already come to like you a LOT. So in that sense unlike height or whatever your penis size is not something you will have to impress a woman with before there is any bond, exactly...
I am not perfect therefore I will be taking my own life shortly
>>35078844Go in an rape her
>>35078844Grope her
>>35078857I concur. Women do not instantly fuck me when laying eyes on me, I will be slitting my wrists in a warm bathtub on this night
>>35078848>guys who find smaller ones more attractiveOnly pedophiles and low T men like small boobsMen can, and often do, settle for a women with small boobs. But inside they'll always prefer big boobs over small boobs like women will always prefer big dicks over small dicks
>>35078858>>35078859Kill men
>>35078846I want you to be a whore for me, that's the difference
>>35078862Me first
>>35078828I'm short but not into tall men. The idea of dating a tall man gives me the ick. But I want my children to be tall, since my short height made my life miserable. I plan to have children via sperm donor
>>35078862How else do you initiate. "Please have sex with me" I'm not doing that
My gf has a cups but I'd prefer it if she had b or c
>>35078867My feelings are hurt.
>>35078866Then jerk off by yourself
>>35078844>what do boys do when they're horny and their gf is in the room doing something normal by herself?Unironically I grope her tits or ass
Women when was your last "why are men like this" moment
>>35078785California costco
>>35078861>Only pedophiles and low T men like small boobsNonsensical logic. By this same logic, guys who prefer for women to shave are pedophiles, because body hair is associated with adult women.>Men can, and often do, settle for a women with small boobs. But inside they'll always prefer big boobs over small boobsPersonally, big boobs repulse me. I've never understood the appeal. Seeing them makes me feel the same way as seeing a morbidly obese woman. Outside of butts, big is not attractive to me in general.>women will always prefer big dicks over small dicksPerhaps not small, but I've met plenty of women who would prefer average over big. Average is average for a reason. It's what vaginas are actually designed to take.
>>35078862>Kill menI am sorry that no man is groping your tits, my condolences
Hi.How are ya?
>>35078823>>35078846>I'm a virgin and none of my past love interests have been taller than 5'7. Despite my loyalty and refusal to ask for money/presents from men I've always been rejected or broken up withLmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPHvfP2YbjY
>>35078870But her pussy is way better than jerking off and she's right there, why get with your bf if you don't want to fuck him?
>>35078562Women would kill themselves if they had to live as an average man for 1 week.
>>35078871>>35078875>>35078878Castrate men
>>35078867Men will always prefer big boobs over small ones if given a choice. No matter what they say, it's ingrained in human nature to like big boobs/big dickA woman can genuinely love a man with a 4 inch dick, but she will be happier if it grows to 6 inches.
>>35078842Arab, Iranian, or Indian ancestry?
>>35078879that's a statement not a question you fat faggot
>>35078880You are deficient in vitamin Dick that is why you are cranky
Parallel namefagsQT = kittenposterBV = GaryKorrasami = OhioAny others that are eerily similar?
>>35078880>Women hate sex and only do it as a chore to keep their man around until he's locked down in marriage Yes I know, what's new
>>35078880Are you salty that Chad broke up with you?
moids should i buy an ak pistol or rifle?
>>35078889The draco
>>35078889Are you going to shoot yourself with it?
>>35078874>Big boobs repulse meYou're probably white or northeast asian, or you've been traumatized by a woman with big titsI live in an area with many attractive moreno men and they all like big ones
>>35078892No I mean they act similar, hence “parallel”DUMBASS!
>>35078889Tranny spotted. Fuck off we're not buying the only fans
>>35078891no that's retarded.>>35078890they look kinda ugly
>>35078893I am white but don't see what that has to do with it.>been traumatized by a woman with big titsNope.
>>35078892>sociosweetheartWhy did you delete?
>>35078893what's northeast asian?
>>35078572I like my old men to end up trim like in old Victorian pictures.>>35078580I was busy drinking milk>>35078590Maybe broke guys are a turn on for me and I just never considered it up till now.>>35078602College >>35078650Not completely but being raised to like something doesn't work. You can't raise men to find fat trannies attractive etc.
Did this place get shittier recently, what happened? Is it because /soc/ /atoga/ went town?
>>35078877This. Men tolerate ANY level of emotional abuse from a woman they consider attractive enough lolCheating, lying, extortion, all of it is fine if she has big boobs and big buttUnironically men treat abusive but attractive girlfriends the way blackpillers say women treat Chad
>>35078885I’ll give you bv Gary and maybe kp and qt but korra and Ohio is flat out wrongJh and I Hate Women poster
My cat died this week. I miss my friend.
>>35078907Yeah I was just floating that oneGood call, they are similar
>>35078908Post cat and a story/favorite memory, they can live on in our collective memories.
Hi guys
Why do birds suddenly appear?
How to obtain non sex pest bf
>>35078908Sorry for your loss
>>35078912Hey baby
>>35078899White men seem more likely to form emotional attachment to women so they remain in denial about liking big boobs for longer>>35078902Chinese, Japanese, Korean. They have a very different sense of sexuality & like women to look childlike and weak. A few of them will like big boobs but they seem to loathe big buttsAll other men just like big boobs and big butts.
>>35078915All of us are sex pests, the only thing you can choose is which flavor of sex pest we are
>>35078920Speak for yourself creep
>>35078902Russians
>>35078915Low libido / asexual bf. But you won't pursue it because you don't actually want it.
>>35078908I’m sorry for your loss :( our kitties are in kitty heaven together >>35078915Impossible. You just have to match their freak
>>35078922Femanons, be aware.This is the worst kind of sex pest
>>35078912Good morning, I hate women.>>35078915You wouldn't date one.
>>35078925NTA, I've pursued several and this doesn't work, 99% are fakers doing what they know women want and then faking a sexual awakening
>>35078587NTA, but my suicidal thoughts started at 10.
MenWhat is your most niche interest
>>35078929God I hate straight men
>>35078915>How to obtain non sex pest bf>How do I get into a relationship where nothing is expected of me and I get everything for free
>>35078927Unironically real. I’d rather hear advice from guys on here than anywhere else because at least men on here don’t feel as pressured to virtue signal for pussy
Asexuality is fake and retarded. It is worse than transexuality and I am tired of pretending it’s not.
>>35078928Is this OG Ihatewomen or a clone
>>35078931Mysticism and occultism
>>35078915Find one without testicles
>>35078915This triggered a lot of people lmao. Trannies are good posters sometimes
>>35078939
>>35078905But the difference is that men don't really have any options the way female creatures do. You'd think that after the 10th Chad fucking and dumping her (or the dumb bitches picking cheaters or violent men as their bfs), the dumb cunt would learn that she's not in that league, but the modern foid grows up with a princess complex and thinks that Chads willing to fuck her=means he also wants a relationship with her.
>>35078927>>35078935Samefagging to virtue signal
>>35078935The guy who pretends to be the harmless impotent boy with no libido is the one who rape murders the woman every time
>>35078938There're like 6 million misogynistic posters here because women are just that insufferable.
>>35078841>. But I do love menhow can you love men if you haven't fucked one?
>>35078931Taxidermy
>>35078942NtaRealest shit ever, also funny move to pull on the astrology and tarot chicks
Why do women hate sex?
>>35078919>in denial about liking big boobsI don't appreciate you discrediting my tastes. Always preferred smaller boobs and always will.
>>35078944You are no better than mold>>35078945Friendly reminder Dahmer pretended his car broke to lure women to their deaths
>>35078950It only feels good for men at the expense of the woman
>>35078931I like a few Japan-only card games. Fire Emblem and Battle Spirits mostly.
>>35078942Hello jeet
>>35078950In my experience they want it more than I do and I’m no slouch when it comes to sex drive>>35078954Do you read moon runes? How?
>>35078950They only like doing it with Chad. If they didn't like sex then they wouldn't be shamelessly whoring themselves out as much as they do.
>>35078936How would you know? I mean that seriously, how would you know what's going on in someone else's head?Even if you're just hypothesizing about what's in someone else's head, there's a big gap between>I'm a man who feels like a woman>I'm a woman who feels like a manand>I almost never desire sex>I haven't desired sex in years>I can't recall ever desiring sex
>>35078949>Be me a moid>Studied hermeticism alchemy and a bit of kabbalah >Meet an astrology tarot foid >She lights up excited I know of the occult>Proceed to talk to her about transmutation of essences and the veil that separates our physical realm from the metaphysical and ways to look through it >"Umm I just collect the rocks"Women are such FAKES
>>35078927Like HasanI clocked that nigga as performative the first time I ever heard him talk. >>35078942Kinda crazy because restaurants are like that. People from the same profession usually have similar backgrounds, but everyone eats, so kitchens are full of people from all walks of life. >>35078907>korra and Ohio is flat out wrongIs that a good thing, or just an observation?
>>35078914presumably because someone spent $45
>>35078950I genuinely don’t know. I’ve felt like a freak my whole life because it seems like it’s normal for women to complain about putting out for their partner but I’ve never understood it. Maybe they aren’t confident? Idk but if anything I’m more sexual than my bf
>>35078931I guess right now it’s perfumery and the art of making it.
Negging other men isn’t how you get girls interested in you
>>35078885BV = ENTJ>"I am the greatest">"Everybody wants me">"Everybody else sucks"
>>35078960>Women are such FAKESSo true. Their interests are only surface level. The only thing they actually care about is being as whorish as possible.
Saw fatshitter on /gif/ lmao
funny how men say they love women yet they beat/rape/cheat on her if she doesn't have sex at least once a week
>>35078951Have you tried both in bed?You may find big ones aesthetically unpleasant but once you grab them during sex you'll probably never go back
>>35078961>Like Hasan>I clocked that nigga as performative the first time I ever heard him talk.Yet you still prefer him over Asmongold
>>35078956I can, but both have fan-made translated versions on Tabletop Simulator and in other programs.
>>35078963We should have sex
>>35078969They also shit on anything and anyone they perceive as feminine.
>>35078967Oh so now women wanting sex is bad?
>>35078966Nah, ENTJ is completely fake, BV is completely genuine
>>35078970I've tried neither.>once you grab them during sexIf I want fleshy cushions, the butt is right there.
>>35078969I wish women would just have the balls to say niggers. Why do women always insist on grouping every man with what niggers do?
>>35078961why are republicans so gay? there was no reason to plaster that pic out of all hasan pics on the jumbotron
>>35078911He would often spend his day sleeping on my bed or under it. When I was sad and needed comfort he would come out from under the bed and jump up onto it to check up on me. And now that I need that the most he's not here.>>35078917Thank you.>>35078926Thank you, you too.
>>35078969Why doesn't she have sex with him? Does she find him that repulsive? Why's she with him if so?
>>35078961>is that a good thing?Just an observation, I have no real opinion on Ohio. He seems like a mostly normal lad with a troubled past. Meanwhile you have more flavor and personality being a tomboy and mildly successful judging from conventional means.>like HassanYeah, it felt obvious from day 1. I don’t even hate the guy but I have an uncanny ability to clock YouTubers/streamers as bad people a year or 2 before their controversies hit the mainstream. Like leafy and others.
>>35078919wtf
>>35078978NTAMen of all races act shitty towards women. You're not getting any special treatment for being white cracker.
>>35078946There's 6 million feminists because men are just insufferable
>>35078950It's like someone plunging their fist in and out of my mouth and acting ecstatic about it.Just an all around shit experience and you get very resentful seeing how good it is for the other party, and how little he cares about it being shit for you. And even more so afterwards when he acts like he's done a great service in subjecting you to that and thinks that you should obviously want it again and maybe try even less comfortable variants.
I need a white gf as reparations
>>35078984That's crakkka to you
>>35078978white men are especially bad because anything bad that men do they start deflecting onto muh blacks and browns despite most rapes and domestic abuse towards white women being perpetrated by other whites they know personally
>>35078931Dolls, taxidermy, dissections.
>>35078969Those are the only kind of men that you'll date.God, I fucking hate women.
>>35078984Then how come most Darnells Tyrones and Jamal's incarcerated with assault and sexual battery are niggers? Why can't you use pattern recognition and admit the spooky rapist man who foids would feel less comfortable being around than a bear is a nigger
>>35078978White men in general are less likely to be misogynistic. But white men who date non-white women (especially Asians and Latinas) are the most misogynistic men of all
Do non white men date white women?
>>35078993Did I deny that there are more black men in prison compared to other races? I use pattern recognition to understand that women shouldn't blindly trust men regardless of race.
White men are bad but I would never ever vacation alone in the Congo or Pakistan
>>35078961Do YOU feel you two are similar?
>>35078993Because white rapists systematically bail each other out
>>35078885This list is so forced.Ohio and Korra are nothing alike, and QT and kittenposter are only similar in that they both tend to panic at the world and spaz out.
>>35078993Somehow it's about race when no black woman is doing that shit while millions of white men are. You should take a long look at your own pattern recognition.
>>35078997Look at you dancing around the big black elephant in the room holy shit
>>35078998I would take a vacation in Namibia or Kenya.
>>35078992>"I hate women">still wants to date oneWhy does this genre of man always act exactly like the caricature of women he describes?
>>35078960>bro she didn't even practice horuspicy? I ghosted so hard
>chuds acquiring about raceBye
>>35078811wtf is a kinetic educator? He shoots his students? This tryhard milsurp language is really starting to annoy me.
>>35079003These other femanons say it better than me >>35079000>>35079002You're not a good person just because you're white and you're just as untrustworthy as nigger men. Get over it cracker.
>>35079008>acquiringwrong word jeetass
>>35079005I don't try to date w*men, it's that every man who beats bitches has a bitch to beat.
>>35079001QT and kp are both spastics who treat the thread as nothing more than their sounding off board, they don't contribute questions or topics and just focus on their personal constant spiraling
Most of the misogynistic incels itt are white, yet they're also trying to tell us that we should only be avoiding tyrone and jamal. Are white men retarded?
>>35078982If Ohio was a normal lad, he wouldn't be a namefag to begin with, they're all histrionic attention-whores
>>35079010The men with highest counts of infidelity? Blacks. Rapes? Blacks. Murders? Blacks. But I get it you don't want to seem mean so you do the collective punishment and say it's all men that are thus and so.
>>35078907I don't hate men, though.
>>35079017Says the cuckworm
>>35078907I don't even know who that bitch is.
>>35079020Not your beloved namefag
>>35079018If that's the case, why does infidelity, rape, and murder still occur in White majority countries? Do you seriously think it's only the non-whites committing those acts? I know you're a loser who has nothing going for him, and that's why you're desperately clinging too "I'm a good white man unlike those uncouth niggers", but it's not gonna work on me cracker.
>>35078978It’s because most people would assume they mean Niggers (Black) when really they mean Niggers (White)
Hi I'm a new namefig
>>35079025Those white majority countries have black minorities who surprise surprise commit the majority of crime
>>35079024Okay cuckworm
>>35079025It's okay, don't bother with that chud. Go finish your coloring book or do some other girl stuff.
>>35079015That's most atogans.
>>35079025White moids are the jews of gender, this is just another one of their tactics to trick women into giving low quality white men a chance
>>35079027*curses you*
>>35079035Blyat.
>>35079028So you are going with the "Only non-whites do bad things" cope, got it. Explain countries with next to no African/Middle Eastern immigrants like Hungary and Croatia then.
>>35079018The Cornell 7 all got away with it
>>35079027So, are you into pedophilia or more into cheating with adult partners?
>>35079010>just because you're whiteI'm trustworthy because I'm a woman. Even if I were black no one would bat an eye at being alone with me because I'd still be a woman. Black men are untrustworthy because they are men. And worse yet, high testosterone men.
>>35078973Ok>>35078996Yes lol I’m white and my bf isn’t
>>35079033Most people here ask and answer questions, it's not all>i'm spiraling tonight man I just feel like fucking my life up lmao
>>35079019You hate the goof goop that comes out of us though and that’s close enough
>>35079044Nasty whore.
>>35079044Hot. Mix it up!
>>35079017NTAYour little vendetta is getting old.
>>35079043>And worse yet, high testosterone men.NTA but this is why we need to castrate men. Men in this very thread are gaslighting women telling us that we wouldn't want an asexual bf because they fear the truth.
>>35079044What ethnic background is your bf
>>35079044A real BLACKED foid, like in the memes?
>>35079046I get my face and ass caked in it like every other day now. I don't hate jizz more than I love men. Or at least the man I'm with.
>>35079044Didn’t he cheat on you?
>>35078971Yeah, I prefer a hypocrite that pushes for gender equality, even if he doesn't believe in it, over an actual subhuman who is entirely motivated by hatred despite the fact that he never goes outside.>>35078979>why are republicans so gay?Because they think showing him in a state of undress is demeaning. The same way they do with women.>>35078982>I don’t even hate the guy but I have an uncanny ability to clock YouTubers/streamers as bad people a year or 2 before their controversies hit the mainstreamSame. My vibe check is unmatched. I think the only time I've ever been wrong about a person was Mike Myers. He's apparently a huge dick.>>35078999>Do YOU feel you two are similar?No, but I'm terrible at drawing comparisons like that, at least when it comes to myself.
>>35079048>>35079052Never pooed in the loo award.
>>35079017You intentionally ignored the rest of the statement because you are blinded by your hate.
>>35079049What vendetta? I just dislike all namefags by default.
>>35079056>He's apparently a huge dick.Well yeah, he fucking murders baby sitters
>>35079047Idc ur a fat virgin>>35079051Latino >>35079052Omg so porn brained
>>35079061Lol
>>35079060I know, it's getting old. It's played out. You realize you only make them stronger by bitching about them, making the thread about them for a while.
Men (or women), would you rather kiss a dude like this or a woman with acne and brutally bad breath? Neither is not an option.
>>35079016Uhh hello the men here are white and 6'+, they cant be incels by definition.
>>35079055U might be confusing me with someone else I think. Wdym
>>35079065why are you so bored
>>35079065Woman.
>>35079062Enjoy your single motherhood.
I have to plap her
>>35079056>my vibe check is unmatchedThe only real miss I’ve had is Atrioc.That’s a shame about Shrek though, didn’t know he was an ass but a lot of big names in comedy tend to be that way
>>35079067I guess there’s multiple racebaiters
>>35079044>Yes lol I’m white and my bf isn’t
>marry black guy>end up single mother>marry asian guy>end up single mother>marry hispanic guy>end up single motherholy shit holy fucking shit fuck
>>35078996Most non white men would kill 300 of their own countrymen for a white woman
>>35079053>faceThat’s character development. Did you ask for it or did he?
So are most of the men here white?
>>35079079I’m not
>>35079045To me it seems atoga is more a stream of consciousness and obsessive repetition. Even the ones that do bother to frame their posts as a question for the formality seem to be trolling more often than not.
>>35079078>character developmentThings have been this way since like the beginning of the summer.Obviously he asked for it, but I'll actively ask to blow him knowing he may ask to finish on my face and I'm fine with that. So I wouldn't say it's a one-sided thing.
>>35079076>marry White guy>end up single motherThere isn't any incentive to stick around a woman who stops caring about sex and onlyabout her offsprings well being. Its only for terminal betas who have no other choice.
>>35079079Yes, but they're ugly and retarded as fuck so their genetics are still trash
>>35079016Most of the guys here are brown actually
>>35079080How do you feel about posts like these:>>35079075>>35079077Do you ignore them?
>>35079082She really is Jizz Hunger instead of Jizz Hater now...
>>35079070I’m not broke and retarded like you. I have the resources to support myself if I had to
>>35079085I've seen the pics. Most of you are ugly whites in your 20s-30s.
>>35079025>Do you seriously think it's only the non-whites committing those acts?That wasn't stated, just that they do it more, you strawmanning some of a bitch
>>35079079Onions blanco.
>>35078729MDebilitating cuck fetish. Nothing turns me on more no matter how hard i wanna kick it. Like a demon in my guts, its really depraved and fucked up, really dark energy behind it.
>>35079079yes im argentinian
>>35079087Fuck no. One thing I just can't stand is it in my mouth. I would genuinely rather get it in my fucking ears, eyes, and hair than my mouth.
>>35079094I know this meme
>>35079086Water off a ducks back.White women are pretty but I’m not obsessed with them like some of my countrymen may be.I would fist fight a full grown moose for a chance to breathe the same air as Anya Taylor Joy though.
>>35079080This is so true. >>35079073>a lot of big names in comedyI think that's why it bothers me. I already guessed that everyone from that era besides Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler was a dick, but Mike flew under my nose because I liked him so much.>>35079065The guy, but can I peg him?>>35079092S O Y white
>>35079095No omg anything but the hair. At least there’s no cleanup if u can manage to swallow lol
>>35078729F. I have trouble taking jokes and get offended when it probably wasn't seriously inflammatory.
>>35079088Cool, you'll still be miserable because you'll be stuck with a brown retard forever.
>>35079065>acneIs this the worst deal-breaker you could think of?
>>35079095For now.
>>35079097anya is mixed though
>>35079097I think the moose would win, I'm sorry.
>>35079064They do this just fine even without my input. Most of the time, I simply pay no mind to it, but I see no reason to always remain silent about their little cults of personality. Someone has to put them in their place from time to time, like what we did today when Elf returned.
Yeah guys nothing better on a Sunday afternoon than racebaiting other dudes
>>35079101Ok chud. Will I be less miserable if I start bouncing on white atoga cock? Hmu
>>35079099I'm serious. Getting it in my hair is nasty as fuck, but still not as bad as getting that cum smell/taste stuck in my mouth.>>35079103I want to say that I'll never like it, but then I thought about all my supposedly strict opinions on sex-related stuff that have changed over the years and realized I should just be open to whatever happens.
I have found that I prefer living a life with less pleasures or vices. So now I don’t have to stress about hangovers, I don’t stress about feeling poorly after eating a lot of unhealthy food, I don’t stress about pregnancy, I don’t stress about losing money on gambling or anything, because I just don’t do the things that cause the feelings. I don’t even really like having much stuff in my home.But people keep trying to get me to drink, to eat sweets and junk food, to have sex, to waste money, to give me junk to hold on to. I already say no but they don’t stop offering or asking.How do I get them to stop without destroying relationships?
>>35079086>>35079097For the record, I wasn#t attacking anyone, merely pointing out that Mutt's law is upheld in all cases and has yet to be disproven. For example, last time I posted about having a new gf on here, it took not even five posts for some american to drop an elaborate fanfic about how she got gangbangend by nafris.
>>35079044I'm the opposite of you I'm black and my bf is not of color
>>35079090What are "the pics", most pics I've seen recently are brown guys. That's just what happens when they outnumber whites 7:1 and suddenly get widespread Internet access
>>35079104All the more reason to give it my all>>35079108No shit the moose would win, I’m still taking that >.1% chance for her
>>35079112No, I have standards.
>>35079110>like what we did today when Elf returned.Yeah you gave her a standing ovation basically, and she stuck around for a few more hours.
>>35079098>The guy, but can I peg him?If you can talk him into it you can do whatever you want.>>35079102No I thought the brutally bad breath was the worst part, that usually means the person has some sort of bad tooth decay.
>>35079117How convenient that all of the misogynistic posts are authored by browns while all white atogan men are saints. So you're saying white men wouldn't be insufferable sex pests in a relationship?
>>35079113Ok true I will say I hate when it feels like phlegm. Some guys also taste worse than others. Men have to stop being fat and having bad diets >>35079116Aw cute I wish u guys luck!!
>>35079115Because she did, all European women do that whether they want to or not
>>35079119That's insane.
>>35079123I'm European.
>>35079123I never said any of that shit you complete idiot, for someone who loves to argue you sure are bad at it
>>35079122>brutally bad breath was the worst partYes, acne hardly seems significant in comparison.
Would it be dumb to think that the people who post awful things here would be nice people irl?
>>35079131Yeah. Good people don't have bad thoughts
>>35079131Hope for the best, plan for the worst, consider the facts.
The goyim have gone mad.
>>35079129>couldn't answer the questionConcession accepted
>>35079131It’s counterintuitive but if they aren’t the twitterbait poster or the obvious maladjusted the awful ones are generally going to be pretty chill irl
>>35079123>Why yes I am just going to pretend the worst places to be a woman in the world happen to be shit skin countries like India, Republic of Congo, Yemen, Grenada, Guinea. Women can't even take a piss in peace in the slums of Calcutta without getting their asses raped why are you in such denial?
>>35079135Because it has nothing to do with any of what I said, stop making shit up
>>35079138Stop getting baited by that dysgenic subhuman
>>35079131YesOnly the nicest anons here, usually the ones with names, are nice people irl
There's no way the Roman Empire was white. The people were far too violent to be anything but a civilization of niggers.
>>35079132What?
>>35079115I don’t really get what point you’re trying to make but that’s okay.>>35079127 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯>>35079098>this is so trueWhen I was a waiter at a sushi spot customers would ask all the time if it was a family business and if I was related to the staff that was clearly Korean
>>35079140The crazy thing is she's an unemployed Gooner who refuses to get a job just schlicks off to loli and shota porn and shitposts here all day while her provider boyfriend finances her entire life (all self admitted) and she still has the audacity to hate men. She's treated like a child and has the mind of one
>>35079121She would've stayed longer, if we didn't brought up her lore of a garbage human being. Judging by the intervals between her appearances here, the preemptive trolling is working quite well. Besides that, it's simply fun, even if it doesn't work perfectly all the time.
>>35079150all women have the mind of a child. they stop maturing emotionally at age 12, everything after that is conditioned coping mechanisms.
>>35079148What are you confused about? Good people don't think bad thoughts.
>>35079137Meanwhile women in "first" world countries get raped and then gaslighted by white men that they didn't get raped/asked for it/is only regretting having sex after the fact.
>>35079114>>35079114Kudos to you but I don't think you can be so clear about it that people will stop asking. Because then you will need to say what you said here and all others will hear is "no thanks, I don't like filling my body and life full of crap like YOU do". Just keep saying no and when people ask, share your life feels better this way. People are a lot less defensive hearing stuff they curiously asked about first. If the issue is that you still are tempted when asked, then you can frame it as "please don't offer me sweets, I feel so much better since I mostly quit but I still have a hard time saying no" but always make it sound like you are asking their help for a you issue, not like you simply feel this is a better way to live life in general. And even then honestly you can expect people to slip up and keep offering because they feel it is the way to have a good time and they want that for you, too. Even alcoholics that got sober usually deal with a few people that will be unable to accept the new reality and keep tempting them into drinking. Let alone when your reason not to want to is a lot less serious. Hell, I'm a very long term vegetarian and people have tried "baiting" me into eating meat when drunk. It is just fun for people to see others abandon their resolutions in order to have fun. The "fuck it, we're skipping class together" feeling. But that does not mean you have to indulge them.
>>35079153That’s incorrect
>>35079154Femanon you don't understand, that only happens due to Jewish brainwashing.
>>35078915Wait until marriage to have sex. Instant filter for both sex pests and directionless dudes who will waste your entire youth just out of convenience.
Man I'm SO glad that I'm comparatively normal. I don't like weird porn, I don't cheat on my partners, I don't get cheated on, I wasn't raped, I don't have weird fetishes.
>>35078931Numerical Methods for Partial Differential Equations
>>35079114You just have to miss any social ocassion that involves drinking
>>35079156It's not. People who aren't pedophiles don't think about fucking kids, people who aren't bad don't think about doing bad things. It's a simple principle.
>>35079158Right... And then the white man gets away with it, keeping white incarceration numbers down to perpetuate the narrative that only brown men commit crimes against women. Hence women will never trust white men when they rebut their manhating sentiment with "not all men!!!1"
what kinda dildos women here prefer?penis-like or non-penis like?
>>35079114You sound boring
>>35079166I prefer vibrators, so non-penis like I guess.
>>35079166Penis
>>35079161okkkk
>>35079056https://youtu.be/Q6xOU_EObusBro's unironically more respectful towards women than Hasan ever was, thoever. (More respectful towards bitches and other animals too, apparently.)
>tea that grandma picked herself>fresh pan hot kaiserschmarrnyep its sunday
>>35078590wouldn't really care since I already acknowledge the fact. if he decides to see someone else then that's his decision, can't complain if he still pays for my shit. already been through this btw, recently moved out since it got boring
>>35079164Ah so you’re shifting the goalposts from “thinking of” to “thinking of doing”. Cool
>>35079169Ultimate atoga foid post, what else needs to be said?
>>35079151lol >>35079169
>>35079131There's a nonzero chance we know each other IRL. Keep that in mind, foids.
>>35079175It's just to illustrate the original point, which still stands, good people don't have the kinds of thoughts bad people do. What kinds of thoughts do you have that made you react in this way?
I love Pillow
>>35079179You keep moving the goalposts. My reaction was “no one in this persons irl feels comfortable with them”
>>35079173Holy shit her tattoos are awful
I could be any guy that you know. What a thrilling thought.
>>35079182All tattoos are awful
>>35079182Women are nasty. This is no secret.
>>35079160You mean, an instant filter for low test betas, desperate needy guys and religious freaks who think sex is evil
>>35079181I didn't move the goalposts, I provided an example. Thinking of doing is still thinking of something. >My reaction was “no one in this persons irl feels comfortable with them”But you asked the question so clearly you're concerned with something on your end.
>>35079182Those are pretty sick actually
>>35079182I wouldnt mindI love that cyberpunk pannel look
>>35079165>Yeah so black men make up the majority of violent crimes against women but it's only because white men are so sneaky and don't get caught like blacks do!Lol can't make this shit up
>>35079182I think they're nice, she went with the artificial plastic bimbo thing and those tattoos fit it well. If you#re pikcing the body dysmrophia skill tree, they are a good talent to add a dash of individual to the assembly line barbie doll look.
>>35079188Brother you are not as smart as you think
>>35079187Women will justify anything just to have meaningless hedonistic sex with lustful men who will discard them.
>>35079168>>35079169What about pink rotor?
>>35079190Yeah but it's not real and it's stuck on your body wtf
>>35079193What's the problem?
>>35079191>but it's only because white men are so sneaky and don't get caught like blacks do!NTA, but you can apply the same logic when comparing men and women
You can determine the qualities of a man by whether he likes Wind Waker
>>35079191NTABut do you really think that the justice system is perfect and that every bad person gets properly arrested?>>35079195Ah the pink rotor. A girl's best friend.
>>35079197This dickhead keeps attacking me
>>35079195Those actually exist? I thought they only existed in hentai
>>35079201Disgusting gender.
>>35079196There way worse ways of tattooing your body.at least this is a consistent theme instead of just random shit all over
>>35079199Is this pro or anti Wind Waker? If pro, I wholeheartedly agree.
>>35079203Nigga have you never seen a vibrator irl
>>35079199Wind Waker on the GameCube is the only Zelda game I've finished. I never finished Ocarina of Time.
>>35079207I've never seen a pink rotor in particular, I thought they were made up.
>>35079202>This dickhead keeps attacking me>IMG_5640.jpgGood. Don't trust the iphoneshitters like G*ry and E*TJ.
>butterfly tattooRUN! RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
>find new asmr girl that does it for me>see she has onlyfans>look up the leaks>super mid, ugly pussy too>cant even watch the sfw shit anymoreI seriously dont get it, girls if you're not a genuine 10/10, why do you post your pussy online?
>>35079201Not going to follow your weird mental gymnastics. Just answer it straight, would you rather be alone in an alleyway with a white man or a black man? Which scenario would make you feel most unsafe? Please answer plainly without going into semantics
>>35079190>I love that cyberpunk pannel lookSo tacky.
>>35079191>white men are so sneaky and don't get caughtNo, it's just that the people controlling the law are other white rapists who handwave what other white rapists do even when its a blatant crime.
>>35079215I would rather be alone in an alleyway with a woman than a male of any race. The white man and black man both have the upper body strength to beat and rape me.
Either gender,You meet your soul mate but they have shitty tattoos - what do?
>>35079215Unironically does not make a difference for me. I've seen enough of what either race does. Men are all the same.
>>35079199I'm ambivalent on it. I like a lot of it, but dislike a lot of it. I'm thinking about replaying it again. What does that say about me?
>>35079224FMake him get them removed.
>>35079209I presume they might be japanese thing
>>35079223>>35079225Right on cue the semantics. Never a straight answer from foids as always
>>35079224I really dont give a shit about tattoos as long as they're not all over the face or having shit like gandolf stare back at me when im fucking her from behindI bet all my scars would turn girls off too
>>35079231Sorry no one trusts men regardless of race.
>>35079224If my soul mate has shitty tattoos then probably so do I. I don't think you thought this question through.
>>35079224Nut on the tattoo
>>35079217That's a bold claim to make when it's browns getting off scot free and whites' numbers being artificially inflated by listing non-whites's race as white.
>>35079214Me with any sort of video content. I can't watch a girl review a game or a movie when I know she's doing porn at the same time, idk what it is.
>>35079231because she knows she would prefer the white man but would never admit it because she's more concerned with preserving her ego than she is with preserving her dignity. typical woman.
>>35079214Do you mean why would you post it when it might ruin the illusion of someone who likes your asmr? Because that is a legitimate question and I think the answer is because other men might care more about really loving her voice and being able to jerk off to the body/pussy of "the girl with the voice". Or ticking or whatever she does well. If your question is, why would you post your body online if it's not perfect, period, I think you get the logic wrong. Women who have normal/less perfect looks have less ways to get sexual validation in real life than better looking women, who can just go to the club in a tight dress and see people drooling over them in real time. A woman who looks "mid" and has an "ugly" pussy is probably more desperate to get confirmation that men can desire her body and want to look at her pussy than a perfect looking specimen. And if she is in it for the money, a perfect looking woman is a lot more likely to be able to make serious money from a combination of flirty messages + cute clips + provocative stuff without needing to resort to actually showing her genitals. So basically a normal looking girl I'd say has more reason to post nudes online than a great looking one.
>>35079215>would you rather be in a cage with a hungry tiger or lion?Most people aren't autistic enough to calculate the difference in bite force.
>>35079241I already know, I've known this type of foiddery before. They say the most fair and altruistic things yet in real life you can bet she crosses the street to avoid the blackie, or clutches her purse tightly when having to wait an elevator ride out with a black
>>35079237White men only care about raping other white women so that the pool of white women to rape doesn't run dry, yes
>>35079224MMy soul mate would have no tattoos and her hymen would be intact. She is a pure untouched virgin, no dates, no hugs or kisses from other men. That would be my soul mate.
>>35079214women are naturally addicted to attention, and being a slut is a quick and dirty way to get it. there are enough sexstarved third worlders on the internet that even the dumpiest of broads can find thousands of people to fawn over her. webcams are to women what crack is to inner city neighbourhoods
Women, have you ever been called shawty/shorty?How would it make you feel?
>>35079247the entire continent of South America would disagree with that claim
>>35079224Nothing, accept them. As long as you don't obsess over them, you become so used to the small details you don't notice anymore, anyway. My partner has a by any standards fugly tattoo (he agrees but laser removal is verrry expensive), and I don't even love the best looking tattoos, and it's just whatever, visual noise, I can honestly say I actually notice it maybe twice a year. Granted it's on his leg but still, it surprised me that I don't just don't care but also don't notice it at all.
>>35078562Hammer or striker fired?
>>35079201>But do you really think that the justice system is perfect and that every bad person gets properly arrested?At scale, yes. Even the most desperate cope of "these numbers aren't real" must necessarily imply that white men are not only just as rapey as Blacks, but are so intuitively adept at evading the law that they basically slip entirely under the radar at scale. Thats just delusional, there is no reasonable defense of this position.
>>35079224F, give them coverup money for their birthday
>>35079247That's sad to hear, sweetheart. You still wanna snuggle?
>>35079252Yeah I gave white men too much credit. All men would rape any woman if they could face no consequences from it.
>>35079238I can deal with them being whoresbut at least be an attractive whoreLike vitsamin is a genuine whore and not ashamed of it, but she and her body arent ugly so its understandable
>>35079224I’ve been CBB (Cucked, Bucked, and Broken) into accepting that the love of my life may have some stupid little tattoos. She couldn’t be my soul mate if she had one of those grotesque shoulder or thigh tattoos though.
>>35079261Kek I guess that's fair.Have you had it happen where you see a creator and just instinctively know they're doing OF or whatever, and then you turn out to be right?
>>35079260But you females encourage this behaviour in men? You make fun of nice guys being too afraid to make the first move etc. You reap what you sow.
I'd get femanon pregnant.
>>35079256Striker is functionally better in every way, but hammer is such a vibe.
>>35079265I did
>>35079264>she was asking for itAll of you deserve to die alone
>>35079260Girl, you know that isn't true. No need to be so bitter. Are you lonely?
>>35079256It really doesn't matter
>>35079263yeah tons of times, but sometimes they dont and its a genuine surprise
>>35079263NTAI was watching Spiderman reaction videos at one point, and something about the woman, idk, I just instinctually knew "she is an e-slut, I can look her up and see her holes right now"And I was right LMAO
>>35079267That's my kid. You cuck
>>35079260You will do the absolute most to stay deluded. You say all men rape yet not even 10% of the male population commit rape. And if the 10% that do are predominantly non white. You say it's biased laws yet when I point to the majority rape hot spot countries being third world brown shit holes you double back to your all men rhetoric. I don't even hate blacks myself I just enjoy pointing out that you are too scared to go all the way with your prejudice. You are willing to cast all men as villains over a minority of rapists among them yet when you are tasked to go further and identify the race of things you puss out.
>>35079214Does the carcass go flying into the dirt?
>>35079274Hot. This is the future of Europe.
>I'm a bitter woman that wants to vent a bit and start a gender war argument. Let's see where I can do it:>Therapy? Nah>Family? Nah>Friends? Nah>Non-anonymous social media? Nah>Male dominated anonymous basked weaving forum? HELL YEAHYou need to kill yourself. Not every woman, just you. Because they didn't do this, you did.
big dick men, why doesnt your dick give you confidence to get with women
>Hot. This is the future of Europe.
>>35079283I'd like a woman to like for things other than my dick
Women, do you wear chokers?
>>35079283It does
>>35079231What semantics? I don't feel comfortable around men period. I'll grant that a skinnier man would cause less damage than a more muscular one, but men of all races are still stronger than women. You're not getting special treatment cracker.
>>35079284I love Indians. Because they bring whites and blacks closer together in our shared hatred for Pajeets. I would gladly join forces with Jamal to grief the shit out of Rimesh
>>35079286I wear a choker to signify that I have a black belt in sucking dick.
>>35079283I asked out the cute retail worker I had been crushing on and she rejected me but I don’t even feel bad, I’m glad I tried
>>35079283??? it does, thoughOne time I slept with a girl after she had a huge fight with her bf and she kept babbling about how big I was. I'm pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel good but it hard wired my brain into enjoying that.
>>35079289So you're just looking for a guy that would love and protect you? That's so sweet...
>>35079275was it her? she's crying about being alone in her 30s and then makes porn
>>35079281>teenage girl>hotKill yourself pedophile
>>35079284I'm white, but that's just the truth. There will be more and more of them in the future, and it will become normal. Europeans are vastly outnumbered by them, and they won't do anything to push back, because of their naive altruism.
>>35079289The only thing I respect about you nigger is that you call me cracker. Finally some honesty out of you. It is not just about the strength of the man it is about mental disposition it is about behavioural inclination. You know exactly which race of men would have the quickest temper and the most impulsive hair trigger to rape a woman you just can't admit it.
>>35079282I thought men hated therapy?
>>35079286Occasionally. I'm weird about jewelry I like chokers because there are no dangly bits to get caught on things or hit me in the teeth.
>>35079289hugging this femanon and cuddling her gently so she doesnt feel afraid
>>35079295>a guy that would love and protect you (from other men)>create the demand and become the solutionMen are jews
>>35079283its meaningless if you cant get them to the bedroom
>>35079296YES!Damn anon, nailed it in one go
>>35079282>a bitter woman that wants to vent a bit and start a gender war argument. Let's see where I can do it:M, but atoga seems like a pretty good choice for precisely that use case. It's what most bitter moids here use it for after all, so why not a foid too?
>>35078968huh? idont really go there, who did u think was me?
>>35079296It's a ruse to farm pity from her simps
>>35079283Why would it? I'm not delusional enough to think the world is full of size queens.
>>35079300I'm calling you cracker because I'm rejecting your demands for special treatment because of your skin tone. By the way, how come bad things happen in Hungary and ex-Yugoslavia countries despite their being next to no brown people in those places?
>>35079291>said the dyke
>>35079310She could farm cummies from my ballsack thoubeit
>>35079296I don't know why someone would like her in the first place, she looks cracked out.
>>35079283I'm 8 inches and been told i'm good at sex but I don't do hookups or lovebomb the first couple dates so it's hard to get a gf
>>35079306its odd to see men have the exact opposite problem I do, sometimes i forget how different peoples lives can really be
>>35079314I had to retire from men. I couldn't risk another casualty. This throat is a registered weapon in every US state and territory.
Jacking off feels so fucking good. I love my juicy dick
>>35079301>>35079308I personally hate when people mistake this thread for >>>\adv\gioycI reckon there's moids who deserve it, but I don't. And I'll speak up against gender wars addressing every issue individually as many times as it takes
>>35079321this zesty ass mf is calling his penis juicy
>>35079313And I am calling you nigger because I enjoy the word it has a nice ring to it. Bad things happen in every single country you know that I am not saying white countries are safe utopias where every white person is a saint that would be ridiculous. But I am saying you are closer to Hell when you step into a rape-tastic shit hole like the Republic of Congo or India.
>>35079313Hungarians and yugos (Muslims) aren't white >Their being Pipe down low IQ
>>35079323It's not gay to admire your own dick
>>35079325>Those white people aren't actually white! And you made a typo!Bosnia is the only ex-Yugoslavia country with a majority Muslim population. Try again.
Femanon here,What about the teachers committing rape en masse to underage boys who cant consent?That's rape. Not using violence but instead, vulva and tiddy
I admire my dick for that fact that women wanting nothing to do with him doesn't keep him down. He's a self starter and a hard worker.
>>35079327I thought Macedonia flipped recently, or am I wrong?
>>35079313Rape statistics HungaryvsRape statistics Republic of Congo
wiccan_gameris that funny? it seems like a funny gamertag
anon-kun, i must admit, i have feeling for uhow do u respond?
>>35079304You took it the wrong way, deary. There are good men and there are bad men and everyone's different. Why don't we clear our heads for a bit? Being upset is no good, you know?
>>35079328Men encourage that because they're jealous of the rape victim.
>>35079333headkick and runits a mossad agent
>>35079333I don't do long distance.
>>35079330I'm pretty sure it's a 40/30 split for Macedonia. Regardless, white people are still white regardless of whether they wear a hijab or not.
>>35079328>Not using violence but instead, vulva and tiddyThis is why no one takes male rape victims seriously. Even you fetishize it, men fantasize it happening to themselves and ruining the woman's life by incriminating her.
>>35079333Wake up from the dream.
>>35079339imagine the hypothetical is like ur cute neighbor saying this to u instead then>>35079337behave..
>>35079322Gender wars are mostly tedious, I agree, but I mostly only see incels complaining here. Seeing the other perspective occasionally just seems refreshing to me.
>>35079332I don't get it. Is there meant to be some kind of joke there?
>>35079333sure here's my emailBigFatGuy@onlyfats.com
>>35079333I'm not fat.
>>35079348u already posted this once, i even made a whole new email to email u on it and it was all just a pranknot funny ..>>35079349the girl confessing to u doesn’t hve to be me it can just be any girl
>>35079327Kosovo?
>>35079343>>35079333>join thread for the first time all day>first thing I see is fat chaser doing her retarded spam again
>>35079350lol, lmao<3
>>35079351Kosovo je Srbija
>>35079352Could be worse, there are more heinous spammers around
>>35079352woof sorry..>>35079353im confused but <3 to u too i guess
>>35079351Technically a disputed territory, but sure. Once again, white people are still white even if they're wearing a hijab.
>>35079357Post that throwaway email you made and maybe I'll reach out
State sexTruck, SUV or Sedan
>>35079359no i dont wanna get banned
Genders, what are some stereotypes you absolutely fit to a T but not for the typical reasons one would assume?
>>35079350Probably ghost her out of embarrassment and not know what to say.
>>35079361M, sedan, RWD, NA or supercharged V8 (turbos are gay), US or British made
>>35079356Only qt is a bigger cancer.
>>35079361Bicycle
>>35079366qt seems chill, why do ppl dislike him so much?
>>35079361Mcoupe
>>35079363FI'm white and against corporal punishment if that counts.
>>35079361MSedan
GenderWhat would (you) do to improve the average quality of the thread?
>>35079363I'm autistic and I like planes
>>35079370Why are you like this? Just last night he was going on about how petty and evil he is and how he fucks other people over just because he can...
>>35079370What part of "spam" is so hard to understand.Besides, jerking off to other female anons here and reposting their pics when they didn't want that.And besides, being a drug dealer.And besides, hitting people irl for money.And besides...
>>35079363M>tall man>small pp>insecure>drives a truckThe truck has nothing to do with it, though. I just like the car and its spacious + comfy to drive.
>>35079343>imagine the hypothetical is like ur cute neighbor saying this to u instead thenWell that'd depend on my relationship with her. Is she basically a stranger? Then I can only assume it's purely visual, appreciate the compliment, and decide where to go from there based on how I feel about her.If we know each other well enough, it'd again depend on how I feel about her.
I don't think I'll ever how weird the concept of sex is.That women want to insert a foreign object into their dirt hole and be sprayed with white slime.
>>35079370NTA. His mass replies have very little substance.
>>35079376I'm autistic and like Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>35079363>short man>micropenis>impotentnever had a gf
>>35079375Mno more gender war slop. I get /adv/ is not exactly like the typical 4chan board but holy shit some of you people are just low-status normalfags that belong in an instagram comments section where you can argue with bots. Its ridiculous
>>35079377>Why are you like this?Because she is the exact same shit.
>>35079386I'd rather have gender wars when the alternative is men asking depraved gooner slop and nothing else from femanons
>>35079382Everything to do with the human body is weird if you think about it for too long. Eating? You are attracted to some edible object so you destroy it with your teeth while salivating and then absorb it, only to get rid of the useless parts later through a smelly and messy process.
>>35079386You're going to stop posting gender war slop? What will you be posting instead? Or will you just leave?
>>35079385Micropenises are like unicorns, every dude saying this is lying to justify his negativity.
>>35079382>That women want toThey don't
It's 45 degrees and my feet are cold. I hate winter.
>>35079377im not online all the time nor do i read every single post made hereso ive never read any post of his claiming he did those things, im not saying ur lying, i just am explaining i didnt knowsorta why i asked..>>35079387how?
>>35079390what would u like to be asked about
>>35079398Just fuck off.
>>35079155Thank you! Yes a big feeling I have with these ‘boundaries’ I try to make, is that people don’t think I’m serious, or that they don’t seem important. But for me they make a really big difference in overall wellness
I love winter
>>35079398>im not online all the time nor do i read every single post made hereSo why did you feel obligated to make a judgment call about him? You are so fucking weird!!!
>>35079397
>>35079400Normal questions without trying to creep on femanons or probe them for personal info that'll fuel their parasocial delusions
>>35079405That’s her excuse every time
>>35079375MBring the country flag and the unique thread code identifiers, like in some other boards:^)
>>35079407okwhat are ur hobbies
>>35079396source?
>>35079375Enforce rules against avatarfaggingAdd thread IDs>>35079407Can you give an example?
>>35079405because i was going based on what i had read of his posts, i made a judgement based on what i knew, got more info i didnt know, and admitted i dont know everything why is that so weird?
>>35079375MBan it on /adv/ and move it to /soc/, kek
>>35079417It's weird that one guy will say "hi" to you and you conclude they must be a good person.
>>35079409Wouldnt thread IDs make people less interested in answering honestly in each post? I like how distinctly anonymous every response can be, at least in theory.
>>35079420Even /soc/ actually had it banned at one point
>>35079422And then another guy says her nonstop fetishposting is annoying and she says he’s a bad person, kek
>>35079393No, mine is two and a quarter inches hard.
>>35079413>Add thread IDsThis would be incredibly great.But the shitters didn't want it, hence why the /soc/ version died.
Is 5 inch penis small or normal?
>>35079425i’ve never called someone a bad person for calling me annoying, just that i wish they wouldn’t reply to me >>35079422>don’t conclude that someone who’s polite might be a nice person
>>35079409You could do that?
>>35079423No, it incentivizes honesty. If you're posting about wanting to kill and eat women, and then later decide to try to give advice, people can easily see the schizo shit you were posting in that thread.>>35079424/soc/ is for hookups and camwhoring, /atoga/ isn't actually about that.
>>35079413>Enforce rules against avatarfagging>Add thread IDsHow will you accomplish this?
How Jesus handled a woman getting stoned for adultery in the bible I believe feminists should use as an argument if they believe conservatives are judging them. Condemnation and vindictiveness towards women is completely ungodly.
>>35079432You said Ohiofag seemed nice on the outside but was bad on the inside, don’t deny it
>>35079413>Can you give an example?Questions directly pertaining to gender e.g. what is x like as a male or female, not personal survey questions with no substance where gender is basically irrelevant
>>35079420Why don't you?
>>35079432>>don’t conclude that someone who’s polite might be a nice personCORRECT! Especially here. The more polite somebody is and the more direct attention they give you, the warier you should be.
>>35079431>>35079431>small or normal?both, because pornbrain (including women, yes) has made peoples' intuitive gauging very weak.
>>35079437that’s not the phrasing i used + i’ve since apologized to him
>>35079439I'm not a mod, duh
Magdalena Oksinska self-portraitShe was killed yesterday by her brother who then pulled off a mass shooting in Poland
>>35079436>Implying conservatives would care.
>>35079375Add country flags
>>35079435Ban people for posting unrelated images with every post..... Add thread IDs
>>35079441Okay well I feel better at least, ty
>>35079437But this is true
>>35079444Grim, but why?
>>35079436You mean the ''He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone'' verse?read the rest
Women: where are you receptive to being approached? Would you show any signs you're into a guy in a place that isn't a bar in order to encourage an approach?
>>35079443Then how do you imagine carrying out your plan?
>>35079450Irrelevant
>>35079448>Ban people for posting unrelated images with every postImage hashes could also be used for it.qt is one of those avatarfagging assholes and he spams the same garbage pictures every time.But for that we'd need a janitor or mod that is online more than one day ever four months.
>>35079454>Women: where are you receptive to being approached?Nowhere. Stop doing cold approaches.
>>35079452Oh, I remember that onehttps://youtube.com/shorts/5Ep7BoilTIoPretty epic
>>35079444>shooter goes out in full gear and rifle to kill innocent people>cop chases him down, trades shots with shooter and is injured>cop is on his knees recovering while shooter is on his back>cop slowly gets back up and magdumps the shooter's head point blank with what's left in his handgunfuck that was brutal
>>35079451No idea, seems like a typical mass shooterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Kraków_shooting
we are all one consciousness
>>35079455Don't be an autist, I'm not gonna carry that hypothetical out... most likely
>>35079375World peace, and blowjobs for everyone.
>>35079450NTA but do go on. I've heard about how bad a lot of other posters are, I don't know the dirt on him.
>>35079454Another question demonstrating that men here don't give a shit about knowing more about women if it won't help them get laid
>>35079449no problems mani always try to give people some hope when theyre honest here, and dick size panic is just so comically wild i feel the need so say something lmao
>>35079454>whereIn my house once I like and trust him>signsI'd be flirting with him and touching him
>>35079438>>35079470Well what the fuck do you fucking want then?! Fucking femfucks
>>35079468No thanks, don’t want to deal with his fanboy brigade Best I can do is like, he’s generic NPC bad
>>35079386>>35079409>>35079413>>35079420>>35079447>>35079467It's interesting that every single anon who answered >>35079375 thought it was a hypothetical.
>>35079465And how, perchance, could we be experiencing ourselves?
>>35079473It's called making friends interacting with people naturally and not being on the constant prowl for pussy retard.
>>35079476That's what happens when you say "What would you do" and not "What are you going to do", dumb fuck
>>35079459No>>35079470I don't give a shit about women as a whole, same way I don't give a shit about men as a whole. My intention isn't getting laid, it's taking women out on dates. I find the whole "getting to know each other" part much more exhilarating than sex, personally.>>35079472That makes no sense, how would you trust someone you've never met?
>>35079475Well we have rapists, cheaters, pedophiles, and unironic cuckolds, so I'm interested in knowing how he stacks up.
>>35079481Your scenario is the one that doesn't make sense, why would I be into someone I don't know?
>>35079438Women, what do you like to wear when its cold outside but you still want to be cute/stylish?
>>35079484I meant attracted to, not into. My bad.
>>35079397Anon it’s still fall
>>35079483Afaik he’s not an overtly bad person
>>35079489Oh.......
>>35079483Hey, there are misogynists in here as well. We exist.
M here, how do I find out if a female coworker is single and ultimately is interested in dating? We've hung out a few times one on one and text pretty often outside of work. I only see her in person in the office once a week and am planning on leaving this job in the next year, but still don't want to make things awkward in the meantime, in case I can't find something else right away.
>>35079485More objectifying gooner shit for men to imagine what the femanons who made the mistake of talking to them are wearing so they can jack off to the thought later
>>35079495Ask her what her boyfriend's name is, are you autistic?
>>35079483>unironic cuckoldsOhio is one of those. He e-dated BlueValk while knowing she was in a polycule, and he also likes to masochistically berate himself, anonymously.
>>35079483>apists, cheaters, pedophiles, and unironic cuckoldsi feel like that last one isnt really in the same league
Where should I travel to in the continental US? No big cities
>>35079498Eh that's not the same as getting cucked in a monogamous relationship and begging for more, like Sarge did
>>35079499Are you saying cheaters are as bad as rapists and pedophiles?
>>35079502NTA but all 3 deserve bullets imo
>>35079463>Typical mass shooterA lefty queer yes
I have started to notice a lot of guys will do a fake(?) yawn/stretch when they see you. Men, what is this?
>>35079508A nervous tic
>>35079501If you got cheated, you're not necessarily a cuck, at least if you quickly dump the cheater. Ohio was willing to let his gf be railed by other men for quite a while.>begging for more, like Sarge didBut that would make him a cuck as well.
>>35079498That was who the question about whether it was mental illness or immoral was about?
>>35079508I do that when nervous or for electrical infetterence
>>35079251Never. I guess it's a funny word. I kinda want to be called ma or lil ma for some reason though, it's kinda hot to me.
>>35079511Yeah, cuckworm got cucked hard by e-girls, hence the name
>>35079434>If you're posting about wanting to kill and eat women, and then later decide to try to give advice, people can easily see the schizo shit you were posting in that thread.How would that encourage honesty? Like at all?
>>35079508I never did this
>>35079516Because you'd be punished for saying insane shit for a laugh instead of being honest, duh
>>35079508I sometimes do a stretch/scratch to show off my arms
>>35079520Show them off here?
>>35079501whats a Sarge
>>35079434>people can easily see the schizo shit you were posting in that thread.Who cares about honesty on this place? This is not a social group no one forms any meaningful connections this is a dumping ground the posts are the equivalent of digital graffiti on a wall. Some times people want to make obscene and vile posts for catharsis that is more honest than enforcing ID. People using IDs are more likely to censor their honesty because they want to appeal to the crowd
femanons would love me if they didnt hate me
>>35079508ive never done this, i yawn when my mind is bored
>>35079507>military style backpack>coat>black gloves>bandshirtWhy does ever shooter since Columbing go with the cringelord fit? Like get something new, innovate, be a trendsetter instead of a follower! This is just embarassing.
>>35079454It's less of a "where" and more of a "when". Doesn't matter where I am if I'm not in the mood and lately I'm not in the mood.
>>35079524>Who cares about honesty on this place?THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT IT, YOU FUCKING SCHIZO?
>>35079131I've met a lot of guys from 4chan and the nicest most gentlemanly boys were the ones saying things like all women are whores online. Also the ones who were the biggest white supremacists fall the hardest for me, but this surprises no one.
I know you have to lovebomb women but how do I get to the point where I can do that?
>>35079495you ask her out anyway, and if she says yes, then she doesn't have one
>>35079524>Some times people want to make obscene and vile posts for catharsisWhat stops them from doing that? They can make obscene and vile posts, they just can't pretend to be nice right after.
Feeding all my financial information to AI, the way God intended.
>>35079531I'm not the same anon. Now I know why your dumbass wants IDs, to handhold your ass and help you identify anonymous posts
>>35079519I'm still not connecting the dots on how that promotes honesty. It would promote palatable lies over schizo posting but doesn't nothing for honesty.
>>35079522Another poster, he likes making fun of rape victims and sockpuppeting to dogpile themHe has a vendetta against Ohio incidentally, and he's >>35079498
>>35079398You're here for hours every day
>>35079542not every single hour though, only the ones im online for
>>35079535>They can make obscene and vile posts, they just can't pretend to be nice right after.That's the problem with IDs, it just encourages social policing bullshit like you describe, people will just quote mine to discredit posters and it becomes a retarded game of gatcha. Think about it, IDs essentially turn everyone into a namefag
>>35079537>no sign of NTA anywhereFuck off and die, schizo cuckworm
>>35079532>Chuds are the kindest of heartThis surprises nobody.
>>35079541You’re so obsessed how can you never clock me
>>35079546Do you really need a NTA on that post? You already got your first reply from the anon you spoke to, I was the second reply to the post. Common sense should tell you it was a different anon.
>>35079545Accountability? Social consequences for posting insane shit on an ADVICE board?? Say it isn't so!!!
>>35079521Nah I don't want another ban. And there's no point in doing it here anyways.
>>35079544>only the ones im online forWhich is nearly every waking hour of your day. You said yourself that you even browse this place while in class.
>>35079551NTA You can’t expect ppl to not think you’re the same guy in a reply chain if you don’t specify. It’s just three letters.
>>35079550Looks like I clocked you perfectly, sockpuppeting weirdo. Eat shit!
>>35079530When you are in the mood do you give any signals though?
>>35079552Social policing goes against the point of being here. No one should be coming here for actual advice and if you are you might be the kind of person who needs an aide as an adult.
>>35079553Then on /soc/? At least describe them you tease
>>35079333>oh really :) what sOrt of feelings, *hmmm*?
>>35079527clown shooter?
>>35079559What a retarded fucking post.
>>35079554ya so? im still not online for several hours when i sleep and a handful more when i nap too, a lot can happen in those hours and how am i supposed to know all the lore/info that was said during that time ?
Thinking about making minestrone.
>>35079558Fuck signals I'm an adult I can break the touch barrier myself
>>35079557Not at all
>>35079552>On an advice boardThere's a big fat problem with your distinction, this is /atoga/, which operates as a board within a board. A general which honestly has no fucking place on /adv/. These generals are at best a Q&A general, next to nobody asks for advice or gives advice and even at that only 10% of each general is devoted to questions 90% is namefag gossip and goon farming. I think demanding /adv/ have IDs put in place because of one retarded general shitting up the board is ridiculous. What needs to happen is the general needs to fuck off out of /adv/.
>>35079563>But the board is called advice you have to give advice in good faith! Leave
>>35079569Thank you very much for the schizo rantWhat makes you think I don't want IDs and flags for all threads on ALL boards?
*licking femanons*
>>35079572I think you are retarded enough to want that for sure. Just adopt a name and a trip code and join the rest of the namefags if you are so desperate for identity on an anonymous image board
>>35079574*lick u back*
>>35079566>tfw no woman has ever taken the initiative to break the touch barrier with meFuck. It's over.
>>35079575It's not myself I'm worried about, it's the rest of you mindless peons that need to be corralled
I remember in 1st grade in P.E. class when I got all the girls to chase me because I'd call them toothless hags. Those were fun times. Too bad it ended early because I tripped. The young ones would call it "aura loss".
>>35079576*licks your clit*
>>35079568The best part is that I know everything about you and you know nothing about me :)
>>35079429what caused it? Some sort of hormone issue as a kid?
>>35079580*dies from sensory overload* X0
>>35079578Ok so maybe /ATOGA/ should corral itself back to the attention whore shit hole it came from over on /soc/.
>>35079576Ew not you.
>>35079580Cunt licker.
>>35079279racism is the greatest evil of the postmodern world. even more vile than rape or murder. you can rape, murder, plunder, and commit tax fraud all you like but don't you DARE under ANY circumstances be racist. that is how women view reality.
>>35079541No, I'm not a secret namefag. Half of those Sarge/Cuckworm posts are probably from Ohio himself.
>>35079584Aaaaaand you've bored me
>>35079581Girl pls, you live in NJ
i have a long beard but i am considering shaving it off because i want foids to be nice to me
>>35079585:[ *puts tongue away and retreats to corner*
Having ids would be bad because I come here to have multiple personas and with ids I'd have none
>>35079560Meh, I don't really see the point in thirsttrapping strangers online.>At least describr them you teaseUhh they're pretty big and muscular ig? Like when I raise my arm to scratch my back, my upper arm is around the same size as my head. My forearms and fingers are also pretty thick, and I have scars on my right forearm. Right now my definition isn't too great tho, I need to lose some fat.
>>35079590Eeeemphasizing vocalisations over text. Maybe Reddit is a better fit for you
>>35079570left wears her degeneracy on the inside, well hidden and sprung on you when you least need to expect it, exploding violently after a lifetime of suppression. With right , what you see so what you get. Its like you people never asked yourself why nips turn into the biggest turbodegenerates on the planet the second they are out of the public eye.
>>35079454>where are you receptive to being approached?anywhere. if someone in public goes up to talk to me for any reason i will talk to them >Would you show any signs you're into a guy in a place that isn't a bar in order to encourage an approach?no but i'm trying to work on this. i want to be confident enough to approach guys/send clear signals because i KNOW they like me. i can see them staring in my peripheral vision and they sometimes shift their whole body towards me like they want to approach but choose not to. i'm too shy to even look at them most times. the farthest i've gotten is i will make eye contact with men and smile at them if i'm walking past and they sometimes smile or look away like i caught them doing something bad
>>35079511there is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck, its just a kink thats particularly embarrassing
>>35079589Yep you totally aren't sockpuppeting again, as you always do>>35079591:)
>>35079552Nobody comes here to give or take advice come on now, this is a chatroom
>>35079570Another Asian shit, just like your beloved Indians
>>35079479Yes, but why is it implied that it should be interpreted>if only I were one level of management higherand not, say,>if I was an intergalactic space wizardor>if only I could give half an arse more
>>35079603I hope you get help
>>35079608I hope you get actually raped so you don't have to larp about it
Why men fall for chinese spy so easily
>>35079015>they don't contribute questions or topicsI used to when I had more free time, I still try to answer stuff at least even if brief>>35079370It's not easy being the villain>>35079592Don't expect a magic result but yes you should shave
>>35079603I feel like it's you who's doing some weird falseflagging campaign against anyone who dares to talk slightly negatively about Ohio.
>>35079611Sideways vagina just hits different.
Look at all this great advice on an advice board I really am glad the retarded site admins chose this board to host such an insightful and advice laden general
>>35079500depends on what kind of /out/ stuff you want to do but as a rule anywhere within ~1000 miles of either coast is ruined by having too many people
>>35079533I think you have to own a B-17, at least.
>>35079500Hang out with me in AZ.
>>35079508I do this sometimes, I be awkward>>35079495>how do I find out if a female coworker is single and ultimately is interested in datingIme they will usually tell you and keep asking if you're single>>35079465Get out of my head
>>35079610Well it’s not a larp but okay
>>35079601You sound really adorable. Thoughts on this approach?>Hey, I think youre really cute[or any other compliment].>>Thank you>I'm [name], and you are? [reach hand out]>>[name]>Are you single by any chance? I'd love to take you out sometime And then getting her number and leaving if she's interested, or backing away if I feel disinterest at any point.
I hope you all die
>>35079562Is this that clown I punched a little too hard in Night City? His head exploded.
>>35079628why
>>35079614Not anyone, just the cuckwormI guess you could say my burning hatred for him reignited when he was trying to gaslight a rape victim and was samefagging to do it
>>35079611Give easy pussy and they'll fall for you too
>>35079545>Think about it, IDs essentially turn everyone into a namefagI mean"And when everyone is namefag..."
>>35079617My favorite /out/ activity is surfing, but I'm cool with offroading or just hiking too.>>35079621Sure I was planning on heading to AZ in December anyways. What hobbies are you into?
>>35079375Delete it>>35079224M, I like tattoos so I can't see myself doing anything>>35079363I'm a manlet and have a short fuse>>35079316>don't know why someone would like her in the first placeShe's hot
>>35079630You're annoying and won't shut the fuck up about stupid gossip shit
>>35079616>site admins chose this board to host such an insightful and advice laden generalI don't think they did. The users did.
>>35079283Women usually lose interest in me before we get to the part where I can show them my big dick
>>35079631NTABut if he's such master of samefagging, why would he just reveal it like that?
>>35079611does the leatherjacket nip look like a man who gets laid to you?>b-but b-billionaireStill has the rizz of a bag of sprouting potatoes. Might get him eth occasional 5/10 gold digger, but hot chicks who know how to pretend to be into him? No way man
The more you buy, the more you save.
>>35079643Because he’s a dumb fuck as well, a retarded virgin incel
Boundless misogyny because they deserve it.
>>35079144That's not really true, plenty of us are horrible here but act nice IRL>>35079114Just don't give into peer pressure >>35079079Presumably
>>35079589I didn't really want to say anything about it (it's kinda funny that sometimes people who snipe at me are accused of being me), but I haven't been doing that thing since I admitted to it.>>35079610>>35079631What is the point of this? Calling out bad behavior is one thing but this is just causing drama and being a nasty shit for nothing. It annoys everybody involved and everybody not involved. Chill the fuck out.
>>35078996Yes, all the time>>35078931Your mom>>35078908RIP ):>>35078904It was always shit
do women know that it doesn't matter how much we hit it off, if you're wearing exhibitionist clothing the conversation is going nowhere
>>35079649>a retarded virgin incelDidn't you say?>cucked in a monogamous relationship
>>35079655>replying at me and not the one relentlessly talking shit about youFuck you too then :)
>>35079657Never been an issue for me
>>35079636>She's hotShe looks like some kind of ghoul.
>>35078876Tired, how are you?>>35078729>actual uglinessYou mean looks or personality?
>>35079631>>35079655>>35079659Kek'd
>>35079658E-dating, duh
>>35079635>My favorite /out/ activity is surfing, but I'm cool with offroading or just hiking too.well, west coast surf breaks are pretty much at "fuck off we're full"east coast can be a bit more chill but you're probably not getting barreled Wyoming and other mountainous areas are good for the other stuff. North shore area of Lake Superior + Boundary Waters is pretty unique.
>>35078602>middle schoolI'm not American so we didn't have that>>35078594That's hardcore lmao, for me I was like 7
>>35079655You falseflagged your own posts? Lmao
>>35079659One random person being randomly shitty is easy to ignore, starting these repeated clusterfucks because of some offsite drama just drags the whole thread down. Just stop.
>>35079666Just like Ohio, they sure have a lot in common...
>>35079582Botched circumcision as a child.
>>35079670What do you mean?
>>35079676This post is extremely antisemitic.
>>35079661A sexy ghoul though >>35079666>E-datingAllow me to LOL>>35079648My bank account says otherwise>>35079628Based>>35079290>tfw the Indian MILF I like at work has gone on maternity leaveKill me
How to stop oversharing?
>>35079677I mean you defended yourself anonymously when people would shit talk you. Or what happened?
>>35079674He's literally me
>>35079671It goes way beyond you but I’m bored of this shit anyways
>>35079611She done diddled my brain with chopsticks and given me a bad fortune cookie>>35079680Don't fight it, embrace it
>>35079669>we didn't have thatWhat did you do age 10 to 14? Work in the salt mines?
This has got to be one of my favorite eidts of all time. https://youtu.be/yoQ4z4VQWCQDo you guys like edits like this? Do you have any you really like? I'm interested to know if women think this kind of thing is cool or funny or if it's just a male thing.
>>35079687It might cost me my job and it's a good job
>>35079688Owned by Muslim rape gang
>>35079679>Kill meJust take one whiff of that Indian 'MILF's rancid, greasy, coriander scented, curry stained box and you will get your death wish
>>35079671That's just what namefaggotry does to the thread. This is the price you all pay for your decision to elevate yourselves above us. Just embrace it.
>>35079688>age 10 to 14?I was in primary school til I was 10, then started secondary at 11, I ain't some malcom in the middle nigga
>>35079151…
Do any of you have any experience quitting or struggling with addictions? Any kind, both genders. just anything you deem worthy of calling an addiction
>>35079689i think a lot of young black and white men watch stuffl ike this? idk somethign about it also feels inherently juvenile
>>35079689Actually this is the original and better version. It's also longer.https://youtu.be/kHbmdWeV6L4
>>35079697How's your cuckhubby? Does he still not know what you do here?
>>35079682No, I would sometimes post anon to be nasty to myself. Tied to >>35078854>>35079694This only became a recurring thing since that other night. It doesn't have to be this way. It wasn't this way all day up to now.
>>35078562I'm ancient enough in years that I 100% remember the edge lords in my class that just discovered 4chan. It was a big change, in 1980s movies the bullies were the jocks, but in the 2000s the bullies were all kids hiding behind a computer linking people to animal cruelty videos and gross porn.
>>35079702i feel like we're using cuck for just everything nowadays.
>>35079698I'm not an addict, I can quit any time I want. I know because I did.
>>35079705everyone on this website says you're a cuck if you do something for someone else without getting sex
>>35079699It's kino, you're just too old and jaded to get it.
>>35079689They're out of date, the trend has passed
>>35079698MYes 90% of the battle is psychological. Withdrawals are hard but it's not the withdrawal that hooks you back in, it's the mental reaction to the pangs and urges that fuck you up. What really helped me was I would allow myself a minute to feel the psychosomatic physical sensations of the urges and cravings and then I would simply compare it to any other physical symptom, flu, headache, nausea. And I would remind myself that if I can survive carrying those feelings around then I am capable of being able to carry the urges and cravings.
>>35079698M I get addicted to a lot of things very easily. I tried to stop but it was so much work. So I just said fuck it and gave in
>>35079705I mean, her husband raises a child from another father while she posts her tits here. It's quite close to the literary definition.
>>35079708k whatever im fine being a jaded old hag.
>>35079703Ah that’s sad. I hope you can heal
Why do single mothers run off the same script? Why do they all use the phrase "Step up to the plate" when advertising themselves for dating?
>>35079712i just dont see being an anonymous freak online is comparable to actually cheating or even being *asked* to cheat for someones pleasure.Raising a child from another father, though... I didn't know that part.
>>35079710>I am capable of being able to carry the urges and cravings.NTA. Does it get better?
>>35079716She's sharing herself with other men. She's a hoe
>>35079716It's called emotional cheating
Is baby fever real? Is it something women can resist?
Femanon can I borrow your womb for a little bit?
>>35079703>This only became a recurring thing since that other night.
>>35079690>might cost me my jobOhDon't reveal your power levels at work>>35079689Tuff edithttps://youtube.com/shorts/g0AjsNkEkzg?is=ziVn8O-ma1k4yVpJ>>35079698Yeah I was an alcoholic and addict for years (like really bad, I was homeless cause of it), so I went straight edge and threw myself into work and other responsibilities. No time to be using when you have shit to take care of
>>35079723I'd mating press Bayonetta
>>35079723Oh, I remember dykes being mad about that one
Why do girls like being spanked so much?
>>35079717Yes because the weight of them decreases week by week the more your mind unlearned the habits surrounding the addiction. Habit is the core of all addiction, the smoker struggles to give up because of that last psychological itch, which is to have something to fidget with and put in their mouth whenever they encounter stress. When that habit gets diluted over time the last chain binding the addict breaks off and you are free. But I can't lie it is very very very difficult at the start. Most achievements in life start easy and work their way up to hard then nightmare difficulty. For addiction you always start at nightmare difficulty but it ramps down to hard then medium then easy, it's a backwards process
>>35079714Thank you. It's going well. Admitting that I did it has helped me stave off the urge.>>35079725Lmao I guess that's fair. I feel like I don't usually see it causing such a clusterfuck but I'm not on all the time.
>>35079723Yes, and yes.>>35079724No. I'm hoping it's actually already rented out for the next nine months.
I cant have this and so I must lash out
Should I move to Los Angeles? I live in Arizona and I fucking hate it. LA seems like so much fun and there's so many clubs and bars with beautiful women. I feel like I'm wasting my 20s living here
I sadly wasn't able to eat a nice kosher sandwich in Philly while looking bicyclists in the face and smirking at them, but I was there in spirit.
>>35079719imagine if a guy was out posting his pecs for random women online. you wouldnt call their wives cucked
>>35079735Come to Slovenia brother I have one just like this for you (she is femboy)
Justin Herbert is proof that having a girlfriend only weakens a man and does not improve his life. Always hit it and quit it, never catch feelings.
>>35079736LA costs an arm and a leg and a kidney to live in. Unless you work in a high paying industry and role, you're not gonna love it.
>>35079698FI wouldn't really call it struggling I'm not actually trying.
>>35079732With CB, ENTJ, Gary, and possibly MKG lurking around, you probably won't be the most desirable target for much longer
>>35079698MI am by all definitions addicted to harmful pornographic imagery that isnt good for my mental health. I have zero intention of stopping, though.
>>35079735>I cant have this Some quirky art student who's probably underage?>>35079740What's the scoop
>>35079738You're a dumbass. It's one thing to post yourself anonymously is quite another the engage directly with the audience, which she does. I have seen her entertain all kinds of degenerate flirting and sex talk with anyone who gives her attention.
>>35079735Go to a thrift shop. Or learn to sew.
>>35079738Women can't really be "cucks" but I'd laugh at them yeah
>>35079739>Come to Slovenianigga I am from SloveniaI dont want a fucking femboy
>>35079723Yes, yes>>35079724No>>35079736Fuck no
>>35079678What if I told you the poster was Semitic. I converted to Christianity though.
>>35079698I stopped smoking after eight years out of highschool. It was honestly pretty easy after getting told how unattractive my new friends thought it was.
>>35079749>Women can't really be "cucks"i see this a lot and i dont really understand it, tbqh
>>35079751Thank you for giving the world Laibach and Slavoj Zizekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT6MSQVaVvo
>>35078729MI'm 100 pounds overweight
>>35079758both of those suck
>>35079723Not a woman but have experience observing many women with this >Is baby fever real?Yes>Is it something women can resist?Yes but through the saddest way imaginable, through avoidance. They will deliberately avoid anywhere they may think other women are with their babies or strollers until the cravings die down. Which is typically after ovulation
>>35079746>What's the scoopHe went from pro bowler to shit after he started dating the succubus known as Madison Beer
>>35079758I love zizek. I dont agree with him on much of anything (at least on matters of real substance/relevance) but I am deeply impressed with someone whose voice is so unbelievably disgusting that I cannot withstand it for more than a few moments. Its honestly a rare talent.
I love boomers and dog owners seething about fireworksCan't wait to set off more
>>35079741I think it's worth it. I don't want to live past 40, I want to have one child, a son, and I want to party and play music until I die. I'm sure I could make something work there while making around $60k/year
How are you, mate?
>>35079764>used to be like this >now I want a baby, but I still absolutely loathe seeing pregnant women in public as a holdover from when I didn't want to think about wanting kids
>>35079744That still sounds like a nightmare though.
>>35079767You sound like a miserable cunt.
Why do youtubers think plastering a stupid goofy face on the thumbnail will make me want to click the video?
>>35079698I quit alcohol 9 years
>>35079765So he got slightly worse at some stupid american ball game but is dating a super hot babe? Yeah idk I'm on bro's side
>>35079770I will personally pray to God that you are blessed with a child and a happy and healthy relationship to a good and hard working man.
>>35079774Because there's been studies and it literally works.
>>35079723Real
>>35079769Did you choose a new name?
>>35079735horror game protagonist
>>35079729It’s naughtyPic related, should I go this color next?
>>35079779Is this one of those new zoomer 'literally's?
>>35079775Congratz >>35079774It probably gets clicks tbfAlso lack of creativity>>35079777"Nobody dares to approach you waaa"Skill issue, my ex approached me at a bar (I'm not exactly a catch tho)
>>35078729FI'm manipulative and exploitive af. I WILL play the woman/race/victim card even if I don't give a shit or actively don't believe in it as long as I know it will work. I manipulate other women under the guise of it being feminism/female solidarity/progressiveness. I will fake my emotions and pretend to be hurt just to gauge someone's conflict resolution skills and/or to keep them on their toes and feel indebted to me. I will do bad things knowing I'll be forgiven. I threaten people to get what I want if it comes down to it. I have "decoy" secrets/vulnerabilities/insecurities/mistakes I've made I share to manufacture humbleness/intimacy. I have the uncanny ability to make everyone turn on one person. I secretly create conflict amongst groups so publicly I can step in create peace. If someone comes to me for advice about their life depending on how up close I'll get to witness it I'll convince them to choose the one that fucks it all up just so I can be entertained. :^( Well this kinda made me sad to write out, I kind of seem like a terrible person
>>35079778Thank you. I'm halfway to that goal.
>>35079781Yess
Should I break no contact with my parents? I'm really bitter about them treating me like shit compared to my siblings for the last 15 years, making my life a living hell because I didn't want to be mormon and go to church, not giving me money for college even though they're literally millionaires and gave money and resources to anyone and everyone but me, etc. I moved out from their house like 2 months ago and my mom still keeps calling me probably once per week at this point. On one hand I feel a little bad but I only ever think of my family when she attempts to call me. Idk, I used to think having shared blood meant something but I've found that complete strangers and people I've only known for a few months have shown more charity and kindness than they have. Thoughts?
>>35078760
>>35079786Delete this, John
>>35079789I give them the silent treatment, 100%. It’ll give you time to think about it, and maybe your feelings will change, or they’ll reach out to you
>>35079774Imagine being a YouTuber, sat in your fucking cave, ring light pointed at your face, overpriced giant microphone in front of your mouth like a metal cock, and you do a stupid punchable face silently and awkwardly to the camera and you hold that retarded face while your right hand moves the mouse to capture the image for the thumbnail. Or alternatively you scroll back on your recording and look at yourself frame by frame to find the most obnoxious still of your own face and you use that. You take it to GIMP or Photoshop, layering it over some retarded image and caption, hitting save and uploading. If society goes to shit and it's every man for themselves I hope YouTubers are the first to snuff it
>>35079783Nta but yes it's cool>>35079773>You sound like a miserable cuntThanks, I am>>35079769Alright mate hbu? Have to be up for work in 8hrs
Is fat fetishist femanon here rn?
>>35079786You seem like you'd be good in bed, are you?
>woman tells me I'm reactivating her baby fever >respond back by squinting slightly, smiling and saying 'yeah'DID I DO GOOD
>>35079786I never thought I would see the day... Holy shit. An honest woman for once?!
Why were the Star Trek movies with the original cast so much better than the TV show with the original cast?
>>35079795No, she's right behind you!!!!
>>35079789>Should I break no contact with my parentsYes, you should never abandon your mother or ignore her calls, that's selfish and gay
>>35079789I think you should at least talk to them if they want to talk.>>35079795Doesn't look like it. An anon said he was 100 pounds overweight and she didn't jump him.
>>35079800>A women said something that confirms my preconceived notions of them!! Never mind all the other women saying different things, they're obviously lying!
>>35079794I wish..I’m USAUSAUSA
>>35079801Budget?
>>35079786>:^( Well this kinda made me sad to write outNo it didn't >I kind of seem like a terrible personYou don't care
Good night, I hate women.
>>35079804I mean, it's pretty selfish to treat your first born son like shit because he had a mind of his own and his own beliefs. This was when I was 10 btw, they made my life hell from 10 onwards
>>35079789Did you tell her you wanted no contact and she's calling you anyway? Because that's a red flag and cause for keeping it up imo.
>>35079795hi >>35079805no i did see that, and i wanted to reply but i knew it was wrong so i stopped myself
>>35079807They are not preconceived notions, it is premonition, I know everything there is to know about women I am the foremost expert on the female psyche.
>>35079808>I wishI'll trade places with u, I cba to go work>USAUSAUSAWOOOO>>35079812Good night, I hate myself>>35079813My mom was also abusive but I could never cut contact so I'm just on my cinderella shit these days Good for you for getting out I suppose but cutting contact seems harsh
>>35078729I'm don't have introspection and creativity enough to think of an interesting answer to this question.Nothing like >>35078770 or >>35079786.
Do you believe in the existence of Late Stage Capitalism?
>>35079788Why?
>>35079814I told them once I moved out, they'd never hear from me or see me again. I flipped them off and called them niggers when I carried my last box to my car
>atogan femanon caught on camera https://youtu.be/fG-aVBWhi1Q
>>35079821No, tankies are retarded.
>>35079793>I hope YouTubers are the first to snuff itThe lock-picking lawyer is pretty cool. And Xyla Foxlin too.
>>35079823Well that was a weird and childish way to go about it but that works. I think you should give her some kind of formal warning that you do not want to be contacted by her and see how she handles that then. If she listens and leaves you the fuck alone you can consider reestablishing contact at a later date.
>>35079824Awwww>>35079821Ye
>>35079822Time for a change
>>35079825What's a tankie?
>>35079829What did you change in you real life to go with it?
>>35079698FIt helps me when I realize what the feeling I'm actually addicted to is. It's always a poor substitute for something else. So I trace it back and get motivated to chase the better thing. The better thing is always something good and healthy for me and can stay in my life long term, costs less money, makes me happy, increases my self esteem, confidence, knowledge etc. It's just so much better than any sort of short term high no matter how great of a hit it is. It actually just feels better. I never thought it was wrong that I was chasing a feeling but I was sourcing it from the wrong places.
>>35079830Communist, socialist, take your pick.
>>35079801Because you went in with different expectations.
>>35079837I don't get it.
>>35079698MNope, I'm so depressed that I'm addiction-resistant. So far I'm not addicted to sex/masturbation/porn, gambling, alcohol, tobacco, and cocaine.
>>35079829Is that a bpd thing to do random bullshit for no reason?
>>35079832Keeping the house in order, cooking 5 days a week, taking my meds to avoid hypomania, asking my husband what more I can do to take off his plate. Today I mowed the lawn and watched the kid all day. Let him sleep in till 1
>>35079829*plaps the pillow*
>>35079819Moid or Foid
>>35079778She has a man and a woman to take care of my actually
>>35079844Did you treat him like shit before that, what's the change?
>>35079850I don't think that's relevant to my response.
>>35079853Foid got it
>>35079843She's not BPD she's bipolar>no reasonIt's never "no reason" >>35079853Foid then
>>35079852I was hypomanic because my abilify was too low. I wasn’t helping or cooking or cleaning
>>35079855>>35079856The fuck?
>>35079843Yes, unstable identity
>>35079843>>35079856Major depressive disorder with psychotic episodes
>>35079851Anon had a stroke.
>>35079857I got put on Lexapro and it made me act Bipolar. Then I got put on Abilify and it made me depressed and distressed and kept me from having an imagination.
men, is there any such thing as too clingy in a girl?
>>35079778>>35079851If that's actually JH, I don't think it would be a good idea to bring a child into a polycule family.
>>35079855Haha>>35079865What dose? I’m on 10 now, but I’ve been on 20 in the past
>>35079866Yes, but when she stops being clingy I shit myself
>>35079866Yes, obviously.
>>35079777MI bet most women are grateful that we're leaving them alone
>>35079866Yes.
>>3507986810 miligrams.
>>35079869because you think she’ll leave you or?
I hate people who hate me.
>>35079783Do you like black guys?
>>35079865I had the same shit, turns out I have ADHD>>35079866Yes 100%>>35079858We have a fifth sense
>>35079874No because I think she won't be clingy again. It's one of those things that's easy to take for granted but even easier to miss when it stops
>>35079877I like all guys
>>35079867>>35079862It's jizzhuffer
>>35079873I’m also on trintellex
>>35079878Could be like Katy Perry, got a case of Love Bipolar
>>35079861Tell your therapist about 4chan, and she'll tell you the obvious, that your unstable and mentally ill identity shouldn't be visiting places like this, unless you want to make yourself even more unstable
>>35079877Her first kid is black
>>35079883Is that some Star Trek thing?
>>35079887She's a middle aged woman you can't tell her this shit like she doesn't already know it. She does it because she wants to
>>35079888That’s not true
men, thoughts of receiving a handjob from ur gf in the passenger seat while ur driving ?
Can you remain the same person in praise and gain that you are in insult and loss?
>>35079889lol an antidepressant
>>35079885I change my mind like a girl changes clothes>>35079887>unless you want to make yourself even more unstableNta but goodnight niggaz
>>35079893Unsafe.
>>35079893Top tier fantasy but only doable in the dakotas, nebraska or wyoming
>>35078583>>35078621Wew, did you actually camwhored your own face here?
>>35079893>while ur drivingSeems dangerous and stupid, also I don't want to stain the car
>>35079901camwhore*
>>35079865Lexapro didn't help with depression, but it did make it almost impossible to cum.
>>35079898>>35079902lol really? do some men lose focus that much from a simple handjob? it’s not a bj >>35079900tinted windows
>>35079895No. I'm not sure what this means, but I think the answer is no.
Starting to think there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet...
>>35079908Lexapro made me blow a bunch of money on travel and tattoos.
>>35079914post tats
>>35079901>Implying it's the first time>Implying it's just her face
Am I the only one who doesn't use drugs here?
>>35079912She's cute
>>35079895FHell no I let every compliment go to my head
>>35079866Nope. I want my future wife to be by my side 24/7
>>35079912You just know she drinks alcohol and snorts coke
>>35079908As a stud, any advice on getting your lesbian wife pregnant? JH needs your help!
What are your opinions on the upcoming nu-Harry Potter series?
>>35079920Cutie.
>>35079901The first one is Kate Winslet kekBut yes she has many times>>35079910>do some men lose focus that much from a simple handjob?I've never had a handjob nor can drive but I can't imagine being able to do both at once >>35079908Meanwhile it made me hypersexual>>35079917Nah, I'm totally straight edge these days
Grippy socks = Grippy box?
>>35079924Who's writing it?
>>35079916I’m chchchanging
>>35079866Yeah
>>35079927>nor can i drivetfw no passenger prince bf
>>35079893Done that, good roadhead before too. Hell I even jerked off on a video call while driving lol. It's safer than kissing but the angles are awkward.
>>35079895FI am the same but if someone is insulting me my behavior won't be
>>35079893I used to get road head from my ex. It’s dangerous and distracting. Kinda hot I guess
Moids, what do you think about that these are your hiring gatekeepers? I think you should be nicer to women than you are.
>>35079920This is why I don't compliment people, I'm not blowing your stratospheric ego any higher
>>35079931Francesca Gardiner, whoever the fuck that is
>>35079935>no passenger prince bfI dated a girl who drove me everywhere but she said it felt like babysitting, especially when I spilled my apple juice
State gender.Did you fuck or get fucked this weekend? You can include as much or as little detail as you feel is necessary. (It was a hookup, yes with my bf/gf, etc.)
>>35079912>MuhammadHe got gangbanged under the desert moon. That's why Islam uses a crescent as its symbol.
>>35079944i would buy my bf a new apple juice when he spilled his any day
>>35079910Like they said, i picked empty states because there's nothing to hit
>>35079943Oh, it's a tv show. Not a book series. Then I don't care.
>>35079944Lmfao
>>35078567>There's nothing wrong with misandry.It's wrong how hot it is.
>>35079945MI'm a 27 year old virgin, so no
>>35079945M, no>>35079948You are an epic person>>35079942Compliments boost my ego for a few minutes then I go back to hating myself>>35079940I get on well with the HR huzz at work>>35079951It's not a laughing matter
>>35079933You literally flirted with some random anon behind your husband's back and camwhored your own face here again>>35078472>>35078475You're not changing shit, lol
>>35079893>gfDegenerate and unsafe
Will alcohol help with my cold
>>35079945FNo
>>35079952I remember that scene in Riverdale where Veronica and "Dark Betty" get revenge on the dude who accused them of being sluts by dripping candle wax on his chest. I imagine an entire generation had an awakening in that moment.
>>35078562M or FHow was your weekend?
>>35079960no, make urself some chicken noodle soup instead
>>35079960Nope, it actually hinders
>>35079960It will help slowing down your recovery.
>>35079961Wanna change that
>>35079940>Moids, what do you think about that these are your hiring gatekeepers? I think you should be nicer to women than you areAI is becoming the new gatekeeper, but I pretend to be a feminist anyway.
>>35079964Chicken Noodle Soup for the Soul
>>35079935I do want to get my driver's license but1) it's too expensive 2) it's scary and I get distracted really easily 3) cycling and walking is better exercise>>35079957It's not that deep>>35079960No, have some tea and medicine
women why do you ghost men so often?a woman i was talking to told me on friday she was excited to go out with me this weekend when I asked her on date, so my response was to give her a place a time. She hasnt responded all weekend and now its sunday night. Why the fuck would you say yes to going on date if you had no intention of doing so?>women dont like conflictshe could've easily not replied at all when I asked her out
>>35079963fkind of awful, i think i flunked another test, i felt super insecure and relapsed, posted degen pics, and haven’t properly worked on any drawings in ages, i feel like a loser
>>35079923Please never call me a stud again. I put in the effort to be femme.>>35079924>What are your opinions on the upcoming nu-Harry Potter series?https://youtube.com/shorts/oaeBkt3sJW8
>>35079971When you get red flags that a man is rapey or stalkery or just bad juju, you sometimes recognise it's time to dip out.
>>35079940Damn that first girl has junk in the trunk!
>>35079971MBecause men murder them when rejected
>>35079866Yes. If she's unable to function without me being in the room with her, that's too much. Same if she always needs to be doing something together, rather than just keeping each other company. The absolute worst and most soul-draining types are the constant texters/callers. I just really hate using my phone more than necessary, and I prefer most conversation to be in-person.If she just prefers to be around me, but won't get depressed waiting for me to be free, that's fine. I'm not the kind of introvert to withdraw and refuse to see her. I'd actually like to be physically close to her, even if we're not always doing the same thing.
>>35079967No
>>35079972I'm sure you did your best on the test, you can always retake itAnd you can get to drawing when you feel like it/have the time
>>35079980Why not
have you ever had pussy so good you'd betray people for it then openly admit you did it knowing you're too rich to take the fall for it?
>>35079967*bonk*>>>/hornyjail/
>>35078575>But for me it was a girlDo you like women too?
>>35079972>posted degen picsFor someone who touts themselves as a pure virgin you really are a fucking whore
>>35079982I have zero desire to have sex with anyone right now. Go jerk off or something.
>>35079963M, the highlights>winning a raffle hamper>talking to some hot fire dancer girls including a tall blonde slavic>moving the lawn and planting some new flowers>sleepingThe downsides>having two ill-timed nosebleeds>locking myself in a bathroom with a broken lock and having to climb out the window to escape>burning my apple pie>losing at Mario Kart
>>35079945MNo. My girlfriend and I used to fuck almost every day, but she was killed in a car accident about 6 months ago. I haven't been able to move on yet.
>>35079985But for me..... it was Tuesday.
It's crazy how much women hate men now. I watched some dumb short about a woman killing her husband and the comments were filled with women joking about how they want to do the same thing. It's normalized now
>>35079964>>35079965>>35079966I'm congested and my face feels full. I need something to take the edge off
>>35079991>how much women hate men now>the commentsHonestly touch grass, most irl aren't like that (at least if they are, they keep it well hidden kek)
Would you rather have sex with:>Elderly (65+) Japanese womanOR>Young (~early 20s) Mexican womanFor me, it's a very tough choice
>>35079991Before modern forensics plenty of women were getting away with poisoning their husbands
>>35078621Is she a hotwife?
>>35079963MI cried a lot. I cried until I had no tears left and now I feel guilty about not crying.
>>35079991You should look at the discourse on X over the last few days. They are calling 10 year old boys "would-be incels".
>>35079991Wait until you hear about their fantasies of wanting to suffocate their babies.
>>35079963M. Cozy, dull. Got to hang out and chat with family for a while. My brother-in-law was asking me about Switch 2 emulation so I had to learn about it fast.>>35079924I wonder if it'll do well? I don't intend on ever seeing it. Might watch a video essay about it in some years.>>35079917Nope, I never have.
>>35079994>For me, it's a very tough choiceLOL! Fucking what!?
>>35079971I honestly never ghosted a guy because I was afraid of conflict. I genuinely just forgot they existed. Many times I came across messages and emails from guys I apparently ghosted saying I broke their heart but I just can't remember their names or faces really. Is this better or worse for you?
>>35079996That's Kate Winslet and Damon Albarn...>>35079994The latter (though if it was a 40yo Japanese woman...)
>>35079992Hot foot bath, and hot ginger tea with honey.
>>35079996Yes
>>35079994Oh, I'm popping my pants just thinking about it. Can I get a candy afterwards too?
>>35079991>nowNothing is "new" about modern women, it's just that social media exposes how they have felt the whole time.
>>35080003Such a fucking Stacy.
>>35079999>10 year old boys>would-be incelswhat the fuck is wrong with modern women?
>>35079940Aren't these all lawyers?
>>35079993>at least if they are, they keep it well hidden kek)NTA. That's almost worse though? Why would I want to go out and interact with someone that's pretending to be nice, while seething under the surface that I'm even alive?
She's the kind of bad bitch that would kick you in the balls with her platform stilettos and then strike a sexy pose and take a picture with you keeling over
>>35078562Women, are you funny?
>>35080013I thought Katie Zachariah was really attractive, it was a shame she was fired after like 5 whole days on the job. I wanted to see her face on TV more.
>>35080017Does that ugly brown guy plap her in the movie?
>>35080003The life of serial dating scum whore loldon't come crying here if one of the guys you ghosted does something to you
>>35079981i can’t retake the test per say but i can the course if i fail, but that’s not really ideal, i am trying to force myself back into drawing tho, thx >>35079986idc anymore u all hate me anyways
Am I screwed if I don't use dating apps?
All I did this weekend was chuck sonic booms at people.
>>35080023>idc anymoreLink the pics then?
>>35079971If I replied enthusiastically before but then ghosted I had every intention of going on the date even though I didn't want to for whatever reason and I fought with myself about it instead of cancelling reasonably early so now my options are to either bail 40 minutes before we were supposed to meet or ghost you and hope you don't care enough to be upset by it.
Girl asked me out but I don't want a gf should I use her for sex
>>35080015>pretending to be nice, while seething under the surfaceI mean I'm also like this so it would be hypocritical to judge her>>35080025No>>35080026Based
Gender,Would you ever live in the Federated States of Micronesia?
>>35080025>Am I screwed if I don't use dating apps?>screwedpoor choice of words, you won't be getting screwed.
>>35079945F. Yes, I had a lot of sex.
>>35080025You don't get screwed if you don't use dating apps, more like.
>>35080025If you don't look like a Chad, you'd only get slampigs at best occasionally. But even they have high standards in 2027. You're not missing out much.
>>35080035Men who don't match with women on dating apps should just go to gay bathhouses and let other men do sex stuff to them instead
>>35080031who said she wants a boyfriendmodern dating is just 'haha im so carefree and independent lets see how we vibe'. just dont talk about a relationship and have sex
>>35079989Jesus, dude...
>>35079989That's rough, buddy
>>35079989Cuck
>>35079989My bad bro
>>35080027no
>>35080038I dated hot girls from tinder and am far from chadThis was years ago though
>>35080023>per sayNo wonder you failed
>>35080025mehif you are like a 7/10+ man then you could get a date or two over there but the women have retarded standards and will bail if you don't instantly click over the first date because she's talking to 3 dozen other guys
>>35079989Did you know her parents?
Why are epic high heroic fantasy novels all set in places that look like Colorado with snowy mountains and shit? Why isn't there one set on a tropical island where the wizards all wear hemp rope flip flops and lei's and the fictional cultures are based on like Maori or whatever?
>>35080052Because fantasy writers have no creativity
;) zzz
>>35080048screw off
>>35079989I'm sorry anon.
>>35079989Sorry bro
>>35080052It'd be called cultural appropriation.
do you buy into the idea that a lot of the deepest fears and insecurities are just unresolved questions in the mind, and that actively confronting them is usually what makes it possible to manage them?
>>35080060noyou cant manage a small penis
>>35079989Aw I’m so sorry :( I hope you’re taking care of yourself
>>35080060Nah
>>35080060I DO NOT FEAR DEATHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6g703r9gmc
>>35080060UmWhat unresolved question is there about my fear of heights
Do you ever think about how you are going to die? I think my death is going to be violent and awful. I'm probably going to go out screaming for my mom and bleed out horribly. Either that or I won't see it coming and I'll be dead instantly.
>>35080062i mean real, relevant fears. not porn-induced delusions
>>35080060I think men that want virgin women are just repressed cuckolds.
>>35080052>wizards all wear hemp rope flip flops and lei'sThat sound epic to you?There was this one book basing a lot on Australian culture.
>>35080068I will be thrown out the airlock of a spaceship, or killed by foul play through tampering with one of the cryosleep machines. This will be because of a false rumor that I caused grievous harm to one of my crewmates.
i wish more women had this type of body
>>35080060My fear of non-existence and death is not gonna go away by confronting it.
>>35080068>Do you ever think about how you are going to dieEvery dayI think jumping off a cliff is the best way to go. Won't do that for another few years at least tho
>>35080062Skill issue.
>>35079945FStayed at my bfs place. We made out and fucked for hours last night and he came inside. We spent like 4 hours this morning in bed and I let him finish inside 3 more times :p happy sunday
>>35080068I will die after following the advice of Mr. Jambo, who guides me to seek out the wisdom written in the ancient scrolls
>>35080076Jumping off a cliff is not the best way to go, jesus christ. That is a bad way to go.
>>35080073Is this Space Station 13 or Alien or something?
>>35080068Pretty sure I'm gonna be killed by someone I pissed off, die of an anxiety induced heart attack, finally get the courage to off myself, or overdose on drugs.
GenderIf your death could magically liberate the people of north korea, would you be okay with that, or is it not your problem?
Get fucked bozo LMFAOOO
>>35080082DONT DO DRUGS
>>35080068I try to cope and say I'll be at peace with it or whatever but that's 100% cope. I am absolutely going to shit my pants and beg whoevers around to find something to help if possible. Even if I'm 80.
Is there any way to help or defend a girl without coming off as a simp
>>35080068I hope I die before everyone else. I am not good at dealing with loss.
>>35080068i forget to take my meds and sometimes in the middle of the night i wake up scared shitless of death. The other day i was at class and was falling asleep due to not sleeping well the night before. I snapped back to reality with the thought of my mother dying and it scared the hell of me.
>>35080074This was a 90s phenotype, they don’t spawn anymore, sadly.
>>35080083I'd be interested to know the circumstances, and whether this is publicly acknowledged.Would I be like recruited by the CIA as an anonymous agent to bring down their government or something? Or would what happens be more public?
>>35080083Where the fuck are we going to put them?
>>35080075It kind of will though. You just have to see it through.
>>35080075Well, technically speaking, it would. Just not in a particularly productive manner.
>>35080068Are you assuming you'll die in a car crash or something? Not a whole lot outside of imagining various suicide methods to try and pick one, or thinking "would I die if I ran into the street in 3 seconds when that truck gets closer"
>>35080086Same.
>>35080087As a girl if ur worried about being called a simp we think ur gay
>>35080090ugh they should stop updating
>>35080068I will die of either AIDS or genital cancer
>>35080095The drivers are so fucked up here I have a feeling I'm going to die during my commute to work. People shoot each other and innocent bystanders here over driving. It's insanity.
>>35080070I just don't want a girlfriend with a higher body count than me because it feels like I lost.
If I can't have her then no one can
>>35080091A few people, like 1 in 100000 will read your name on a plaque somewhere. Other than that, you dont know the details except that success, and your death, are both guaranteed
>>35080083No, Korea has won enough esports titles
>>35080099I know you're joking (hopefully) but cancer is the other thing i'm really scared of that I bet is going to happen tome
>>35080097It's not just about the girls, I can't lose aura
>>35080083I don't think it would matter. If the government and military just magically vanished, mass hysteria, starvation, and violence would ensue.
I'm gonna join the 27 club
>>35080097No you don't, everyone used to make fun of white knights when they were a thing
>>35080083>would you be okay with thatNo, it's sure to be very painful.
>>35080105Euros have outclassed korea for near a decade in sc2.
>>35080077nta but not really? The entire class of fear is built specifically on the fact that you *cant* outskill it. Being short, ugly, etc. you just flatly cant meaningfully change most of these, certain things are immutable. he is being dramatic anyway, of course.
>>35080108What if its guaranteed they stablize and end up roughly the same as south korea ?
>>35079660you've probably never been courted by a man of substance
>>35080101Lost what? I've seen this opinion before but I don't fully understand the rules of the game you claim to be losing. Would you feel like you lost if she was better than you at some of your hobbies? Or if she was smarter than you?
>>35080105Anon, I don't think North Koreans even know what esports is.
>>35080111I don’t think you get what she meant. She means that men who are insecure or pretentious are unattractive
Would you date a man whose entire style of dancing is popping and locking?
>>35080117I don't think a "man of substance" and I would get along well, nothing lost there. Altering the packaging doesn't change the product inside it'd just be false advertising.
>>35079994Difficult, I hear latina women are amazing hip grinders while asian women mastered the art of squat fucking
>>35080118>Would you feel like you lost if she was better than you at some of your hobbies? Or if she was smarter than you?Neither of those involve a man putting his penis in her and cumming on her.You're either first, or you're last.
>>35080116If my death magically compelled the government of North Korea to earnestly seek reunification with the South to where they'd work to make the transition work, then that'd be pretty good, yeah. I'd be fine with dying for that. I'm not sure the North Koreans necessarily want that though.
>>35080083FYeah sureEven better if they offer to do it by firing squad or lethal injection so I don't have to do it myself
>>35080003How hot are you out of 10?
>>35080047How many years ago? I never got hot girls to go out with, even if I matched with them. Bitches I dated were all from chubby to fat. Can't say I'm really interested in dating anyway or put much effort into it. The reward just isn't worth it. I'm now escortmaxxing. At least I get sex from a hot girl guaranteed and it's not as empty as people describe. Escorts are still people and the sex can be amazing if you have some chemistry between you two.
>>35080115I was making a joke a about penis management.
GenderDo you have any sites or communities that you used to use that you've just grown apart from? I checked out the discord server for an old forum I used to use and it's unbelievably awful there.
I need to fuck a fat bitch
What's the deal with Jensen Huang?
>>35080135F. Here, pretty much.
>>35080006Well then it's kind of to be assumed
>>35080128So it's a race not a competition that you feel like you lost? That was my big question. Do you feel as though you're competing against her, yourself, or other men. And if it's a race against other men then why would it matter to you if your body count is lower than your girlfriend's? Like how would having a higher count yourself magically make her number okay to you if you still "lost" by not getting to her first?
>>35080138How so? I moreso meant maybe you used to be into tumblr or skeptic youtube and found you couldn't stand it anymore, but I'm interested anyways.
>>35080136me too
>>35080134oh im autistic sorry, i see it now lol
>>35080135MI used to like the escapist when I was a kid
>>35080136Then go trolling at a bar.
>>35080135I stopped checking r/gonewildaudio, and reddit entirely, after my favourite voice performer quit.
>>35080137You know that scene in golden eye where the corrupt politician was fucking that hot asssassin lady? Or that scene in one of the x men movies where Emma Frost was letting a corrupt politician fuck an illusion of her Spy honeytraps are real
>>35080083MTo help many people? In theory, yes.>liberate the people of north koreaBut too many things could go wrong with such unpolished wording for such a large scale event. I'd rather not trust that Monkey Paw wish.
i want to lose my virginity already :[
>>35080155Why?
>>35080155Wear eccentric clothing, get a boom box, go out on the nearest public sidewalk corner and become a street dancer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDMv3IHGpnA
>>35080132>Emails and messages Foids use filters online and think they’re Stacy
>>35080155It's not worth much anyway if you're a whore who posts nudes.
>>35080156i’m sad and lonely >>35080157how will this get me laid
>>35080141>Do you feel as though you're competing against her, yourself, or other men.25% myself, 25% her, 50% other men.>Like how would having a higher count yourself magically make her number okay to you if you still "lost" by not getting to her first?If other guys previously fucked my future wife, I feel like I missed out by not fucking their future wives.It also feels unbalanced, like why would a woman respect a man who has fucked less than she has?
>>35080159can’t u just leave me alone already
im making a grilled cheese
>>35080160The first step to someone wanting to do sex with you is get they attention. Short of going to a nightclub and approaching, what gets you more attention than street dancing or busking?
>>35080070explain?
>>35080160> i’m sad and lonely What does losing your virginity have to do with that?
>>35080155Will you accept help from an /atoga/ moid
are there any women here in Michigan?Are you worried at all about the prospect of sharia law coming to Michigan over the next 6 years?
>>35080166>The first step to someone wanting to do sex with you is get they attention.Hell yeah, nigga
>>35080170?
>>35080164NICE! Made a grilled cheese sandwich a week or 2 ago.
>>35080170Shakira is coming to Michigan????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE
>>35080118I think he means lost to another man, not lost to her.
>>35080175>:)very good... mwahahahaha....
>>35080078:/ and did you cum?
>>35080168cause i want lovei deserve love
>>35080175I REMEMBER THATWhat did you end up putting on it?
Listening to love songs and ugly crying and posting on normietoga and dryfiring my gun at my head until my hand gets tired. What a beautiful Sunday.
>>35080179How about you stop this horseshit that the girl cumming is the point of sex.
>>35080150Who was it?>>35080164Do you butter your bread?
>>35080176We are past the point of laughing at foreign words. If you have no real argument, then just shut up.
>>35080185>Do you butter your bread?of course
>>35080181>cause i want loveWhat does that have to do with you losing your virginity?
>>35080162>50% other men Does it ever feel a little gay to be preoccupied with the sex lives of other men when your goal is a romantic relationship with a woman? I guess I don't get the perspective, other women aren't a concern for me when dating if I have to "compete" with other women for his attention and affection he doesn't like me enough to bother with.>I feel like I missed out by not fucking their future wives.Well that's fucked up. >Unbalanced This I get. I wouldn't date someone with a significantly lower body count than myself.
Anons will you be mad if I come home from the cat cafe smelling like other cats
>>35080185>>35080187Not mayo on the outside? That's how I always do it.
>>35080191i don't like mayo, unfortunately
>>35080187Butter the pan instead of the bread next time Just trust me
>>35080190I'll pin my ears back, sniff you, then just look at you all dumb with my mouth hanging open
>>35080188sex = love
>>35080183Why are women the only thing you guys can fathom living for?
Ideal atoga couplehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IGhGTtRBePc
>>35080185belle_in_the_woods
Atoga bmi check
>>35080197You want some treats?
>>35080198K
>>35080155just go on tinder/hinge, for a woman it's super easy, just find an attractive guy, talk about sex, and he'll be down
>>35080199I don't know. I have a good job, hobbies I like, friends, family that I don't hate. But there's something missing inside me.
Femanon, can I borrow your underwear, for reasons...
>>35080194ntathe mayo cooks off...
>>35080190My sense of smell is not that good.
>>35080205Literally every man on hinge will want to fuck u if u share that ur a virgin too. like this is literally the method i used to lose mine and it was chill #not a whore
>>35080189>Does it ever feel a little gay to be preoccupied with the sex lives of other men when your goal is a romantic relationship with a woman?>I guess I don't get the perspectiveMost women seem to have the thought process of>The man who marries her winsNo, the guy that fucked her when she was 18, didn't have to provide for her, and fucked daily won.The guy who has to pay for a wedding, car, house, all that shit just to get mid sex once a month lost.I don't want to lose.>Well that's fucked up.Men are territorial, big news.
>>35080206What makes you think it's a woman?
>>35080208It’s almost my birthday. Why not buy me some
>>35080189NTA.>guess I don't get the perspective, other women aren't a concern for me when dating if I have to "compete" with other women for his attentionBecause women's biologically do not "compete" the way men do, fundamentally. It is not a coincidence that you can't see it that way, you quite literally do not have the wiring to see it that way. At least not the way males often do
>>35080208You want to wear it, don't you :)
>>35080205i don’t really have any photos of myself
>>35080209but the psychological aspect of mayo existing near me.
MemTest is taking so long wtfff!?!?!?!?
Either gender.Does everyone still remember how wild Woke 1.0 was? I almost find it hard to recall this was still happening only 2 years ago.
>>35080203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8vfw6LatO8
>>35080213I want to be with someone. I want to share life with someone.
>>35080211Was it a one night stand?
This is my favorite song in the entire world https://youtu.be/7FDEyVv7XUc
>>35080214How the fuck old are you that getting underwear is a good present?
i wish we could all meet and date irl already
Found out today that the Tory leader in the UK is a Nigerian woman with a fat ass.
>>35080226Socks and undies are amazing presents nad I will fight you all to the death over this
You must go to China.Only in China, will you learn some ancient Chinese secrets of health and wisdom.
>>35080217just take a few selfies, some in nice clothes, some when ur outside, maybe have one in ur exercise clothes (guys will love that). Do it all in a day, set up ur account the next day, do a little at a time. U'll get matches by next weekend and fucking chad in no time. Just be nice to him and laugh at his dumb jokes, or hell just say you haven't had sex in a while... Let him do the rest of the work
>>35080228none of the women here are clingy enough for me though
>>35080233God yes please
>>35080220There is no woke 1.0 and woke 2.0, there is only damage control.
>>35080231>Tory leader in the UK is a Nigerian woman with a fat ass.And she hates immigrants!
>>35080235im so clingy the clingiest femanon to exist
*tosses Japanese textbooks on fire pit*
>>35080224No I actually was pretty nervous so we went on a coffee date first to just talk. Then the next time I saw him we hooked up. The sex wasn’t great I just wanted to get losing my virginity out of the way for some reason. We didn’t hang out again bc I moved
Here we go getting smooth to the grooveWatching lovely ladies as they smooth as I move
>>35080223Would you want to share it with a woman who'd almost rather die than be single?
>>35080239Lies, if you were that clingy you'd be in my arms already.
>>35080234all these thing require me to first be pretty
>>35080212Wouldn't it make more sense to be worried about winning? What would winning be for you since it sounds like having a higher body count than you eventual wife is just a consolation prize not an actual win?>>35080215It's like he's more concerned with checking off boxes than making sure he actually likes his future wife. Like "a wife" is the goal not "her".
>>35080232I agree I love getting a VS haul lol u can never have too many undies :3
>>35080242How experienced was he? Have you had sex since?
>>35080244If we liked each other and she isn't evil.
>>35080246not fair..
>>35080142The threads are just less fun now. It used to be questions and jokes. Now it's just people trying to be malicious, shit into the void, or come here to exclusively treat it like a discord server. It's a shame but there's just so few actual questions to answer here that I find myself just scrolling, seeing no questions, and leaving.
>>35080232I didn’t say they aren’t. I’m saying that socks and undies being a good present only starts at a certain age. So how old are you?
>>35080251That doesn't sound very romantic lol.
>>35080249ick
>>35080253the problem with a good question is that it inevitably turns into a back and forth, so at least some form of chatroom-esque vibes are sort of inevitable, no?
Masturbation is kind of like built in drugs
So these are the three women at the University of Mississippi that were making monkey noises at that black gal's apartment door to mock her. State gender, should they get away with it cause they're hot? Are you gonna donate to their eventual GoFundMe's?
>>35080252Was I being too mean?
>>35080253I ask real questions and ignore half the answers because people are trolling while the other half are people being genuine. I skim most of the posts because a lot of it is people being assholes or posting slop.
>>35080241熱いだね>>35080253I feel that. I often just have it open but don't see anything to say and can't think of anything I want to ask. It's okay to take a break from the thread for a while.
>>35080052>why do Europeans tend to write settings based on historical Europe
>>35080080How? Have any better suggestions?>>35080133>How many years ago?Like almost a decade desuI was fitter back then also>escortmaxxingBased desuI'd rather stay virgin tho>>35080135Yeah some underground forums I haven't posted on in years, others have shut down>>35080231I'm a Labour voter but Kemi Badenoch is based
>>35080262u guys are always too mean to me
>>35080259Drugs are frowned upon for a reason.
>>35080250Honestly idk he might’ve had a long term relationship before that. He did okay but pushed some of my boundaries that I had set so it just wasn’t my thing. Even when we met for coffee there was a moment where he grabbed my ass out of nowhere so I didn’t really trust him and didn’t think too much about what he would tell me about himself. I’ve had sex since that was way better
>>35080254I'm not the original person you were replying to. I'm in my mid 20s.
If I ever get a husband, I expect a suicide pact in case of any of us getting a terminal illness
>>35080257I love those, that's the essence of the thread if you ask me. My issue is that it's so rare now. Nowadays it's just a pretend "question" with some current event or dog whistle image, an avatar for one of the namefags, or whatever trying to start those conversations.
>>35080272Wow, doesn't sound like a nice guy. Why'd you sleep with someone like that?
>>35080276This is why you don't date atoga femanons.
>>35080247no all that's required is that you have a pussy and you meet up with him having showered beforehand and wear clean-ish clothes. If you smile at him and speak as if he isn't a degenerate lowlife of a human, and he'll wanna keep talking
State gender.What do you make of this?
>>35080264Maybe I'm just old now. Nobody here can answer my questions anymore, too.
>28 yo KHHVWhy cant i get a gf? whats so undesirable about me?
>>35080248>It's like he's more concerned with checking off boxesI think its a lot more subconscious than that, though that specifically does happen im sure. Its more of a mental test. "Does she love or desire me the way I hope she does? Can what we have be as special or sacred as I hope it can be? Am I just throwing myself into something that isnt real, making a fool of myself?".
>>35080281What is it
>>35080270I'm sorry *Holds you and covers you with kisses*
>>35080276That’s retarded. You just need plappies, calm down
>>35080281Its fucking SHYTE
>>35080276How would you do it to ensure mutual death? Blow yourselves up?
>>35080276i know im mentally ill and desperate because a woman doing this is romantic to me.
>>35080286>communicateStopped reading there
>>35080248>is just a consolation prize not an actual win?Because it is.I'd like a virgin wife, but in 2026 that's not possible, so being a fuckboy is the only way to play the game if I want a wife that has a lower body count than I do.You think I want to be like this? I don't, I want to meet a woman and fall in love and not think about this dumb shit.I don't like the game I'm playing, but it's the only one avaiable.>It's like he's more concerned with checking off boxes than making sure he actually likes his future wife. Like "a wife" is the goal not "her".We're talking about an abstract woman, not someone with personality, thoughts, etc...
>>35080286Ugh, why are women so controlling?
>>35080293Do you imagine yourself cuddling with her as you both die?
>>35080282Well, I'm sorry, that sucks.Have you asked any this thread?
>>35080253Same. The golden age of atoga is over
>>35080276No. I'm sure she would want me to be happy and remarry a woman 20 years younger
>>35080263I try to respond to every answer, but you're right that so many are just low effort shitposts.
>>35080293Put yourself in the loony bin
>>35080286Shouldn't even given a response.
>>35080291Jump off a bridge together>>35080300No>>35080293GOOD BOY
>>35080305Omg what is it with you people and jumping off shit. Bad way to die.
>>35080283What do you try to get one?Sometimes I think like this then iI remember I don't leave the house besides work>>35080276Based>>35080286"Ok" bruh....>>35080290Fooken shite intit lad>>35080296Her response was super chill desu, my ex would be screaming at me over the phone over this lol
State gender, do you need to be in frequent contact with your partner within every 9 hours? >>35080286How long are you okay with not talking to them for non-angry reasons?
Women do you know pain?
>>35080286>>35080296This but unironicallyI want to watch the games, you jut got 6 days of the week this one is for me
>>35080298No. My last question was about anime the other day. And on that note, there were some good recommendations.
>>35080278I was being a whore idk like I said I felt like losing my virginity was just like a bucket list thing so I ended up sleeping w him. Looking back I regret doing it but I was just young and making a lot of bad decisions. I’ve talked about other experiences I’ve had in this thread before and I feel like the theme is that I had a retarded hoe phase where I put myself in bad situations with men. In hindsight think it was a way to self harm or some kind of manic episode
>>35080261Top left thinks she's white?
men, how important is it that a girl if gf material?
>>35080312Oh, right. Did you check any of them out?
>>35080261>So these are the three women at the University of Mississippi that were making monkey noises at that black gal's apartment door to mock her.That's unfortunate, but they were probably drunk or on their period.
>>35080305If you keep calling me a good boy I'll cum.
>>35080308>do you need to be in frequent contact with your partner within every 9 hours?Mfuck no>How long are you okay with not talking to them for non-angry reasons?Like 5 days?
>>35080312>good recommendations.Drop em bro
>>35080308FNot at all. I don't understand why guys get mad if you don't talk to them for a few days. They call it "ghosting" or think I'm talking to other guys.
>>35080308I would like to know if they're okay. A full 8 hour work day is about how long I would be okay before I start wondering, but it also depends on what they said they're going out for.
>>35080306There are practically no good ways to die.
>>35080313Are things better now?
>>35080267Vote Restore
>>35080316I ended up binging a lot of Mob Psycho 100. It's very cute and has great animation, but I'm in the later half of it and it's getting a bit too focused on the action of you ask me.
>>35080324Jumping for sure has more room for regretting your decision and screaming
>>35080187Based>>35080191>Not mayo on the outside?Eww. It smells like farts and doesn't taste as good as butter.>>35080195The butter will burn. Better to butter the bread, that way it cooks evenly. >>35080200Jesus, that's so unfunny I actually want to kill myself.>>35080201Nice, I didn't know she retired. I never got into her stuff because she only did F4M. Unfortunately, I have a bit of oneitis for Ivy_Wilde.>>35080231The anchor baby?
>>35080315I only do hookups fwbs now.
>>35080313>I had a retarded hoe phase where I put myself in bad situations with menMenThis is your future wife, enjoy
>>35080315100% if i want to date them? If I want to be friends, then like 50% cause 50% of a gf/bf is being a good friend?
>>35080331manwhore…
>>35080308FI'd be hurt if he had absolutely nothing to say to me for like 36 hours but 9 hours is a work shift that's nothing to worry about. Mostly I like being updated that they did not die on their commute home.
>>35080324There is only one good and honorable way to die. In glorious battle against the foes of the Klingon Empire!
>>35080335Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>35080326Lmao based but I'm a lefty commie I have dual citizenship so I don't really care desu>>35080308I'm very introverted so just a daily check in is coolI always end up dating very extroverted girls who want to text all the time thoMy job is busy so I can't always text at work besides lunch, and am there 9 hours a day
>>35080200Genuinely ideal couple.
>>35080200>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IGhGTtRBePcDo people actually watch Saturday Night Live still?I thought that was a boomer thing?Who wants to watch a gaggle of retards pretend to be theater kids?
>>35080342A lot of women I know watch it and more liberal types.
>>35080309>Women do you know pain?Yes, a woman named Sheila ran out on me in the middle of downtown Baltimore with some guy named Dennis, who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as me.
>>35080327I haven't seen it, but I'm glad you liked it so far.>I'm in the later half of it and it's getting a bit too focused on the action of you ask me.Reminds me a bit of the old series Rosario+Vampire. That one started out as a romcom and became straight shonen action.>>35080329Well... I don't like butter. I've found that people tend to prefer grilled cheeses that I make for them that have mayo instead of butter, but to each their own.
>>35080331your dick should be cut off
>>35080325Yeah I’m in a relationship but also have worked on myself a lot. Gym helped a lot w depression and I’m doing great in school and work>>35080332Nobody here is getting married
>>35080329>butter will burn Then why doesn't it every time I make a grilled cheese? Using your logic your grilled cheeses should burn too since you use butter. It cooks more evenly if you liberally butter the pan and then set the bread in it I swear. I will fight you over it. If you don't believe me and refuse to try it meet me in the parking lot.
>>35080346>Well... I don't like butter
tfw no access to moid lap to sit on
>>35080345>Yes, a woman named Sheila ran out on me in the middle of downtown Baltimore with some guy named Dennis, who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as me.It's like rain on your wedding day
>GenderHow would (You) feel if a spouse wanted to do the majority of the chores?
There are no datable men here
>>35080349Butter just sitting in a pan will brown and burn faster than butter spread on bread.
>>35080329She didn't so much retire as had one to many stalker scares. I hope she's alright, whatever she's doing now.I think she did a few F4Fs.
>>35080352You sit on my lap I'mma get hard and it'll press into you.
>>35080336If i did that I would tell you
>>35080360hot…
>>35080347And not the women's clitorises? Why the sexism?
>>35080357Except for me :^)
And as your shrinking figure blows a kiss, I catch and smash it on my lips
>>35080356I'd choke them out and beat the shit out of them with a chancla and scream NO THAT'S MINE THAT'S FOR ME YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID STUPID MAN. For real we split 50/50.
>>35080357str8 fax
>>35080356fbad cause i want to pitch in too, if he wanted to help i’d prefer he do things like cooking while i can clean/ do laundry
MenWhy don’t you play Zelda games……
>>35080356m, chores for +2 people over a house would take too long for one person. I want her to have more time to spend w/ me or at least alone. And in any case, i prefer to do my own chores and do em efficiently
>>35080352Suspiciously gay coded. Bc most foids have a brother.
>>35080314Read the name dumbass
>>35080200I have a couple of students just like this couple kek. It's very cute desu>>35080357If we were dateable do you think we'd be here>>35080352Sit on a radiator >>35080356M, I mean I guess I wouldn't stop them but I'm a bit of a clean freak and like doing housework
>>35080345This smells like delicious pasta
>>35080375i have 1.5 but i never sat on their lap
>>35080357That's it you bitch I'm killing myself.
>>35080358Why would you just let it sit? You put it in the pan to melt then put the ungrilled grilled cheese on top. You're not cooking lone butter for more than a few seconds,like how you cook literally anything in a pan with butter. You have to just be fucking with me.
>>35080328Bro you're gonna die who cares
>>35080373I never got into it. I played like 20 minutes of the original Zelda on the NES emulator on the Switch and thats it
moids would u date a girl even if she’s not gf material
>>35080380>1.5Tf?
>>35080331Same 2bh
>>35080384>die together hugging in bed or some shit>die together screaming and shitting yourselves on the way down and realizing it was a mistake to splatter yourselves all over the water
>>3508020227
>>35080387Nah
>>35080372Why do you hate cooking so much, fat shitter? One would think a fat fetishist would love to cook.
>>35080373i never finished TOTK or wind waker, which are the only two games i started. Im not much of a gamer, since i'd prefer to be a completionist in a way and that just takes waay too much timethey were fun though. It would've been nice to have someone to talk to about it at the time while i was playing em, but i never had games as a kid so no-one else is playing them anymore
>>350803881 full and 1 half, same mom different dad >>35080393i don’t hate it im just bad at it :[
If my wife died from cancer I'd just blow my head off with a shotgun ngl
>>35080348Your bf is a cuck for settling for a whore
>>35080338Ignoring that this is all a bunch of hogswash, if I were a Klingon I would see only shame in getting beaten by my foes.
>>35080391Plap
>>35080286Is this your girlfriend?
>>35080387u put urself down too muchur a nice person so ur def gf material in good way
>>35080369I need a latinx wife...
>>35080395Look, if you’ve never sat on your brother’s lap, you’ll never sit on the guy you like lap’s either.
>>35080396Yeah.
>>35080390You can hug during the fall too, even better since you have each other for comfort
>>35080352Why not? Go outside. There are no laps on atoga.
>>35080389Based
>>35080083MaleNK is a hellhole, but "liberating" them into globohomo isn't much of an improvement
>>3508020219, does this mean i win a bf now ?
>>35080402>latinxWhy are moids like this. Why did you make me call you a moid, you dumb moid.
>>35080356What's the scam?
>>35080402They don’t like being called that
Ex fuckboy settling down with the ex town bike
>>35080356>>GenderM>How would (You) feel if a spouse wanted to do the majority of the chores?I want to do more chores than her. Like 80%.
>>35080373I've played six of them in the last month. I'm working on the seventh right now at a friend's request.
>>35080409O_O; ur very carryable
>>35080356FDisappointed. I would want to be in charge of cleaning because if I haven’t cleaned it, it isn’t clean>>35080397It’s ok he forgives my past because im hot
>>35080401do u really mean that? :0>>35080403i fail to see the correlation here>>35080417ty, that’s the goal :3
Tasmania’s notorious ‘Neil The Seal’ is back on land & wreaking havoc
>>35080378https://youtu.be/5POXcPli0TI?t=50s>>35080382With the exception of omelets and select vegetables, I don't cook things in butter. I certainly don't put down a sandwich directly on top of a hunk of butter. I lather both sides evenly in butter and add it to a hot pan, then flip every 30 seconds or so until it reaches my preferred doneness.
>>35080412>>35080410I'm confused. I thought it was a respectful term?
pizza
ngl I whine on here about being a turbovirgin but whenever a woman my age invites me to do something IRL I fucking dread it
>>35080420That's not NZ
>>35080313Absolutely nauseatingI hate this timeline
>>35080373The only Nintendo I've ever owned was Gamecube. Well, I had a famiclone once too but it didn't come with zelda.
>>35080201she was so based.
>>35080409Holy thinspo tell me how
>>35080423There's now way she's Italian
>>35080409How tall?
>>35080419Stupid bitch, even my older sisters sit on my lap. You’re cooked.
>>35080418>It’s ok he forgives my past because im hotTruth, just like >>35080261, hot women get the pass.
I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY GO THROUGH HOE PHASES AND THAT IT'S COMMON AND ACCEPTABLE WHAT THE FUCK MY SIBLINGS AND COWORKERS WERE TELLING ME TO GO THROUGH ONE WHAT THE FUCK
Serious question for femanons,How can a man respectfully adjust to the fact that despite how hard a man tries he can't fully empathize with you or make you happy, because the only way he can is if he was a woman not attracted to women?
>>35080429She's 9 inches shorter than you
>>35080423Madonna mia..
>>35080429im just short, im actually not all that thin either, more average, im working on losing weight tho >>35080431like 145 cm i think
>>35080434Lol missed out
Women are literally BEGGING men to go to singles events. These are women who want relationships and want to meet a great guy! They are literally gathered in one spot.
>>35080419yes, ur very sweet
>>35080429i have the same bmi as her but im 184 cm
>>35080425Yeah, and?
>>35080447Plap
>>35080424>ngl I whine on here about being a turbovirgin but whenever a woman my age invites me to do something IRL I fucking dread itSometimes I get seriously depressed thinking I'm an ugly incel even when I've had women stop me in the street to tell me I'm "cute." I don't understand what's wrong with me.
>>35080438Lol is this what people meant when they said don’t be a namefag because people will keep tabs anyways
>>35080434Do all women have ho phase? Also why does everybody misspell it as "hoe"?
>>35080447twins >>35080445let’s kiss
>>35080444None of the guys who would do well there would need to go there to meet women. The kind of guy who would go would be rejected by all of the women.
>>35080428I don't know what that means.
>>35080418How hot?
>>35080444>why are men reluctant to go to an event with 30-something female gooners who will just swarm the same two dudes anywayI don't even use dating apps because they're dehumanizing meat markets, why the fuck would I do the same thing in real life?
>>35080451Most people don't know who you are. Just me
At what age is it ok to start calling a guy an incel? When he turns 18? 20?
>>35080452Sorry I keep thinking of the gardening tool.
>>35080434>I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY GObruh, you really would have super delusional not to think women - you know, being absolute male gaze magnets - aren't going to take advantage of their attractiveness and get free dick, which they wantlike, in what way does anyone think otherwise?
>>35080459He should never be an incel because he shouldn't want to have sex outside of marriage.
>>35080459You're an incel whenever you want to be having sex but cannot.
>>35080459I think it's pretty stupid to call autistic men that, because that implies someone is a suicidal terrorist when really they are just trying to live a life stuck with meth-head social qualities due to autism.
>>35080457>30-something female gooners who will just swarm the same two dudes anywayI feel like this doesn't happen in real life and everyone is just stealing this from the accountant 2 movie.
>>35080457Because real life is less dehumanizing?
>>35080459I was calling myself an incel at like 15 or 16
>>35080444Any event that involves "proving why you should date me" is a humiliation ritual for those men.Pure jester
>>35080463Can you be an incel at like age 12?
Stop thinking about me!
>>35080434Why are you panicking? You can start bouncing on random dicks whenever you want.
What prompts a woman to go through a hoe phase? As a man I get it, I want to fuck tons of bitches too, but women don't even like sex
>>35080474I do like sex though
>>35080466Speed "dating" events like singles nights are necessarily superficial. The entire point is to shove a bunch of people in a room and let them pick and choose, the variety being the draw. I don't even care if I'm the one who gets picked. The dynamic is just gross.
>>35080474does posting nudes count as a hoe phase
I think it's kind of hot when a woman loses her virginity to a hookup
>>35080455It means she was really good.Her stuff is still up on archive websites but it's hard to sort through.She could have made a killing if she smoothly transitioned to sfw roleplays on youtube.
>>35080474>but women don't even like sexwith you
>>35080452I don’t think all women do, most don’t. I was just mentally ill>>35080456like mid actually but probably too cute to be on here based on what I’ve heard. I’m just a regular girl >>35080458I’m a little scared and kind of turned on
>>35080474Same thing as for men, aside from a lower sense of self-preservation. Being horny without morals.
>>35080479Yeah
>>35080472Can’t help myself
>>35080453let's fall in love through months of dating <3
>>35080482Guys will see this meme, and come to every conclusion other than the fact that they should prioritize the gym and healthy eating. It unintentionally kills the narrative that incels believe you have to be perfect in a dozen metrics for women to like you.
>>35080435Bump for question.
>>35080356>How would (You) feel if a spouse wanted to do the majority of the chores?I'll do all the housework so she has nothing to complain about on TikTok
>>35080484>I’m a little scared and kind of turned onI'm just a guy in the background with a clipboard don't worry too much about it
>>35080474I like sex as much as I hate myself that’s why I had a hoe phase
>>35080474women want sex too, but with men with equal or greater than their own perceived value. If you were attractive, you'd have more sex. Else, you gotta compensate with other stuff
>>35080488Sure you can.
>>35080490Jarvis, post the picture of the ugly jacked guys
>>35080489do u mean that?
I wanted to post bait but I exercise self control.
She's perfect and she would have said yes if I was hotter
>>35080498Those guys are just autistic looking and have no idea how to take or be in a photo.
>>35080481>She could have made a killingI think she hooked some whales on patreon.>roleplays on youtubeDangerous ASMR has a similar voice, I think.
Is it possible to find love without dating? My one and only relationship was like that where we just decided we were each others one but it turned into a checklist instead of bonding through thick and thin.
>>35080490>prioritize the gym and healthy eating.oh no, you fell for the /fit/ meme.FaceHeightFrameis all that matters
>>35080347>>35080363Still waiting for an answer...>>35080418Why tell him though?>>35080444This bot again.
>>35080502Here they are >>35080505
>>35080450RealYou probs just have low self-esteem and worry too muchNormies don't seem to have thisTbh I don't like spending time with other people anyway. I don't think I've ever really enjoyed going on a date or sleeping over with a girl. Just keep doing you anon and pursuing your goals. Gotta be up in 5 hours but good chat
Do moids really like having their balls sucked or is it just a porn meme?
>>35080508>>35080505men need to work out a little but not go overboard
>>35080505I'd look like bottom middle or bottom right if I worked out
>>35080511i want to know about this too. it looks so weird.
>>35080511It feels pretty nice.
>>35080511>Do moids really like having their balls suckedNo.
>>35080511Goofy as fuck
>>35080474This >>35080475It gets old after a while though. The odds of getting good sex aren't good enough to bother with the effort.
>>35080083They need trans kids and infinity indians?Can epstein countries fuck off with their deranged notion of liberation
>>3508051190% of sexual practices you hear about are porn memes. Don't feel you have to debase yourself for the sake of pornsick gooners.
>>35080499if we were compatible yeah, im a sucker of sweet girls
>>35080511Depends on the guy
>>35080429>>35080438>tall femanonHnnnnng
>>35080435Idk I don’t think it’s true. You think you can’t empathize with women because you’ve constructed a false dichotomy in your mind. Empathize with women as a human being. And the same thing goes for happiness just do your best to cultivate happiness in your relationships for the both of you. Real life and love isn’t as black and white as you are envisioning it to be>>35080507I told him because I wanted our relationship to be real and honest. We also started dating from casual fwb so it wasn’t weird to bring up
>>35080511I'm a virgin (obviously) but I don't think I would like it.
>>35080522how do i contact u?
>>35080524Don't be retarded nigga do the math
>>35080511it just mentally is sexual, balls aren't sensitive in a horny way. If you do it, you do it to look hot, not to make him literally feel good, which means you don't gotta do it for a long time
>>35080526Oh I was imagining him as some virgin soft boi
>>35080530I’m dying lol I was going to say ?
>>35080531>femanon after the holidays
JH still hates cum. She said she "closes her eyes and goes to her happy place" after getting creamed on. She still has unresolved trauma from that funny thing that happened to her in the late 90's. She also refuses to let therapists help her and drops them after they ask about her slutty past. The demons have a vice grip on her life. She is cursed forever and now wants to curse her future child by bringing it into her fucked up poly "relationship".It's a shame she didn't actually choke herself to death after masturbating when her father found her unconscious naked body. Now do your damage control again, freak.
Ladies and Gentlemenlet's say you're a bit of an avoidant. You're going through a tough time recently. I wish I could do more to help you out but I know you need your space. Is there anything I can do for you?
Never listen to a man who says he knows what women want
>>35080318>scaring the hoes, 101
>>35080537Is this the guy with the clipboard Jesus
>>35080539MChocolate and orgasms?
>>35080528i gotta redownload discord :/ur fatfetish girl? im not fat but let's just talk anyway, maybe you'll like me enough idkill make a new discord and post my name here, ill respond to u at some point, and post the (You) you gave when u replied to me here>be me, happyif u dont like me enough then we part ways and it's all good
>>35080542No I don't engage with drama
>>35080539Nobody knows what women really want. What men do is learn how to deal with that truth.
>>35080539Why would a man possibly care what a woman wants?
>>35080545okay no worries, i'll keep a lookout for u anon
Girls, what do you think of comic books and men who buy and read them?
>>35080547NTAIt's almost as if women are human beings and individual women are going to have different wants.
>>35080409I can pick you up with one arm lol
>>35080552>It's almost as ifGb2r
>>35080553thats so hot ///
>>35080552>It's almost as if women are human beings and individual women are going to have different wants.All women are whores, never forget that
My minestrone turned out pretty good.
>>35080539>Never listen to a man who says he knows what women wantMLiving in a castle with a beautiful dominatrix vampire wife and ruling over a harem of himbo manservents who turn into werewolves that eat Republicans.
Well, halfway done with my hospital visitStarted me on some beetus meds, gonna make me piss the sugar out
>>35080530>>35080535Uhh 5'10?
>>35080539The inverse is often just as true, though
>>35080562it’s only up from here anon
>>35080552Let that sink in.
>>35080546I like that. Do u just do that for fun? Or r u doing some kind of research
>>35080565It's shocking how poorly women understand us.
>>35080559You mean a rapist billionaire vampire
Girls, is it an ick if a guy has an ear infection? I have an ear infection.
Let that be a lesson to anonsLike a femanon? Just offer to swap contact info. It's EASY
Women under thirty need to leave me alone
>>35080566Thanks for the optimism lolBut it’s like only going down, only getting older and poorerBout to die alone now
>>35080511It's a psychological enjoyment. You can think of it as letting her play with a sensitive, vulnerable part of you, or you can think of her worshiping your balls, fawning and being affectionate to the very core of your masculinity
>>35080576did they deliver more bad news? why so pessimistic?
>>35080574They've offered a few times, but I think I'm too attached to my incel identity.
>>35080569Just for fun I guess, I like people watching. You are all like characters in a tv show
>>35080571ok but why are women so evil for liking thisif a 6'6 angel-tier vampire billionaire lady wanted me i'd be down for that too, i dont get why foids are evil for that. that's W goons
Can a bad relation turn you asexual or is it dead bedroom syndrome?
>>35080574Well yeah, getting your foot in the door is the easy part
>>35080581This.
>>35080563is 5’6 tall
>>35080582>dead bedroom syndromeLiterally whatYou either want to fuck him or you don't
No femanons live in my city. I've only seen one and she was a fat black woman with a rape kink
>>35080579>feels a need to defend the potential loss of his incel izzat to begin withYou are a FAKECEL.t. also a fakecel
>>35080585Among burgers it kind of is
I have the strongest izzat in the thread
>>35080580You could get a phd out of doing this like unironically if you like that this much. idk if that’s dumb of me to say
>>35080574Terrible idea, that’s how you get a stalker
>>35080576Fingers crossed, anon. Hope you'll be well.
>>35080548I do and I asked a question earlier about it. It seems this thread is only fucking concerned with fucking each other instead of having intellectual dialogue that aims to be productive.
>>35080589That is short
>>35080542No spreadsheet anon is chill. That guy is obsessed with JH.
>>35080588I'm a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do if I caught it.
>>35080580Can you give us any info that isn't well known?
>>35080589Is this 4chan for calling me a huge chud fatty
>>35080587And you didn't lock that down???
>>35080596Cuckworm
>>35080589Among burger men the avg is 5'9" for women is 5'6"
>>35080537It’s time for me to step in and finally fertilize that egg of hers
>>35080583It is? I only have a 2/3 success rate. I must really suck.
>>35080605Average is 5'3" for women.
Girls, do you like catering to a man's fetishes?
>>35080607We may suck equally. I’m two for two
>>35080551I'm not huge on traditional superheros and gravitate towards graphic novels instead of individual comics but I'm not opposed to a guy who likes comics and would have a decent time at the shop with him.
>>35080587You actually met JH?
>>35080608Only if you include latinx
>>35080586She must have not wanted to because it would give up her bartering token.
>>35080409I would plap you gently and plap you roughly
>>35080607Who were the three?
>>35080558Yay. Making good soup makes me feel like a real adult. Good for you.
>>35080607I'm 3/3
>>35080614The 5'9 statistic for men also includes latinx
What color hair should I give this vampire?
>>35080594I saw that question. It felt like something you should be asking other men not asking women. I have no answer for you so I ignored it.
>>35080620Femanons are kinda easy lolI fucked 2 of them
>>35080622indigo
>>35080596I want to see the spreadsheet
>>35080604Nope>>35080609Only if they are also my fetishes
I feel bad for the femanons who slept with a loser from here
>>35080610My post came off as bragging to me, I'm sorry if it came off that way at all.I only still keep in touch with one lady. I wasn't adding people for e-dating (minus one), I just feel like people from here might make for decent friends.>>350806176 actually. 4/6. I added BV and anon :3, failed at adding JH and the Japanese femanon, and the other two were anons and I'm not gonna out them.
>>35080629Me too.
>>35080621Negative
>>35080628I meant he's the cuckworm
men would u entertain ur gf's fetishes?
>>35080632I just looked it up broski. Go to Worldpopulationreview or Wikipedia
>>35080526Thank you I'll try that.
>>35080633Gotta be honest I've either ignored or skimmed any posts mentioning "cuckworm" so that doesn't really mean anything to me.
What Does He Even Do?
>>35080630Oh wow all from atoga? That’s crazy but you also seem like a pretty decent guy for someone on here so it makes sense
>>35080635Not if they're fat fetishes or pet play.
>>35080630>I wasn't adding people for e-datingI was. I learnded my lesson
>>35080639NTAHe's just a bad dude. Idk about anything that happened offsite, he acts like an asshole here and makes fun of people for getting raped
>>35080643>didnt include the third oneyay
>>35080635Yeah definitely, she just needs to let me huff her pits once in a while. I'd be willing to entertain anything aside from scat and other extremes like that
>theres a third oneD:
>>35080591Lol what kind of PhD, "degree in philosophy" tier useful>>35080601Anyone remember the Mabel/nativeanon crashout or is it just me>>35080596Yeah, I really don't talk much with her, just watch>>35080627Too bad :)
>>35080647Somno is rape
>>35080646NTA you guys gotta stop bringing me up when u talk about cuckworm he’s going to get me
>>35080549helloo, here is my username, please add me, maybe msg with proof if you can else ehh>>>/soc/35567234
>>35080630>anon :3,She doesn't count since she had a bf
>>35080655Bro wants to watch his girl take BGC
>>35080653its not that>>35080655what sorta proof?
can the hot and big dick anons please step forward
>>35080657Maybe he self inserts as the grinch
>>35080652>Anyone remember the Mabel/nativeanon crashout or is it just meI do. If I recall correctly, I actually think I was a driving part of it (pre-trip).>>35080642I dunno. I only keep in touch with one of them, mind you.>>35080645Yeah... It's rough. I got most of that out of my system years ago on forums. That's how I met the ex that I actually met in person though.>>35080656Well, I wasn't trying to get with her. She's a nice girl.
>>35080658uhh, idk, if ur on phone then a phone pic of my above reply to you here >>35080545else do a computer snippet
Why do the femanons hate fat and balding guys so much?
>>35080658>what sorta proof?A picture of your belly maybe? Since you've posted that before. Or, post a picture of something here and post a picture of it from another angle after adding him.
>>35080640He’s a rapist, murderer, convict, burglar
>>35080654I meant JH and Ohio
>>35080665damn i should've said this loool
>>35080664I am neither, but I am insane
>>35080652Maybe that kind of PhD wouldn’t be super useful practically but if you’re looking for a project you could try :3 idk I feel like it would be cool but I’m a nerd>>35080664I don’t I love bald fatties
>>35080664I don't hate them provided they don't make themselves my problem. A fat man hitting on me is a blow to my ego. He thought he had a shot.
>>35080630Did you add the chick that crashed out about your hands?
Why do veiny man hands make activate female neurons?
>>35080666Who'd he murder, Satan?
Is this general just serial e-daters posting around each other?
>>35080596You wanted to make friends on 4chan but too bad now you have a stalker that obsesses over you
>>35080675>A fat man hitting on me is a blow to my ego. He thought he had a shot.Lmao. As a short guy, I try to be mindful that I can also have this effect on women.
>>35080674>>35080675How u doin?
how come the bald fatties never want me back...
>>35080678Its dumb because strong guys have thick sausage hands
>>35080676I don't think I did.
>>35080687They got psyopped by black and white photo grids of models on tumblr twelve years ago
>>35080687>thick sausage handshot!
>>35080680No, that’s just the prominent attention whores
>>35080687>strong guys have thick sausage hands*Fat guys
>>35080693>fat guy handseven hotter..
>>35080683Just be proud to ruin their day then
>>35080691Looks like a kitty
>>35080581The "rapist" part
I should shoot myself
>>35080696>Just be proud to ruin their day thenWhy? I'm not a dick.
Do u guys have cats and can I see
>>35080691wtf why is it doing that
>>35080683That doesn't bother me Short men can still be hot
>>35080664I ask that you don't double dip on the fat and balding bit, it's already happened once this thread and we can't let it turn into spam
>>35080702i think some cats do it if they were taken from their mothers too quickso its a self soothing thing they do
Is vsauce still for IFLS pseuds in the big 26
>>35080701No. Men who own cats give women the ick.
>>35080706I LOVE vinesauce!
>>35080704>we can't let it turn into spamAnon, I...
>>35080706I’m a cool guy with good tastes and enjoy his YouTube shorts
>>35080703How short is too short
>>35080692Tell me about them
>>35080701mine is loafing on my back rn but my phone is out of reach to take a pic
>>35080714thats so cutewhat does ur cat look like?
>>35080707It’s true, we do
>>35080701Mods asleep post cats
>>35080703I'm sure it bothers some women though.
>>35080701Not posting him again but today he learned how to jump on the kitchen counters
>>35080707Why does everything have to be an loser talking point bro why would women who like cats get the ick>>35080714Noo I’ll show mine and u should try to take a pic. I love loafs
>>35080701Here's an old man.
>>35080701She had cancer I had to put her to sleep last month
My cats invited two strays over to my house for a meal last night.
>>35080722>Why does everything have to be an loser talking point bro why would women who like cats get the ickNTA. Okcupid confirmed this with their analytics. A dog boosts your chances with women though.
>>35080726South american post
I am a cat
>>35080724>really anon, are you taking another pic to show me off to your bangladeshi tech forum
>>35080729North American post. I let my cats out for an hour or two in the evenings, and last night they brought a couple of very hungry kittens over with them.
>>35080727How many people use OKCupidIt’s an interesting statistic but only applies to people who use OKCupid
>>35080725Sorry anon. I lost mine to cancer as well.
How do I get an ex-hoe gf as a virginanon?
I'm too depressed to play video games
>>35080724Oh my godd he looks so freaking cute lol he has such an old man face. I want to scratch his chin>>35080725I’m so sorry to hear that :( my childhood cat passed a while ago and it’s the worst. I hope ur doing okay!!>>35080727I mean I guess if you care that much then you can hate cats or whatever but I feel like it icks me out more when men reference dating stats instead of being themselves
>>35080712Depends on his attitude and build. If he's stocky and not weird about it 5'4 would be okay but if he's lanky I'd prefer 5'6 plus. And if he's going to be insecure about it 5'7 so he can be taller than me.
>>35080738How can you be depressed when T1 lost?
>two weeks into nofap because my dick isn't getting up
What would make your life genuinely better? (right now, not in 5 years)
>>35080741It's genuinely unironically objectively and without exaggeration over
>>35080745clingy gf
I feel all antsy, something is digging at my brain and I don't know what it is. I don't know, I feel angry and like I can't relax. Physically I feel tired but I know if I was to lie down right now I wouldn't be able to fall asleep.Does anyone else here get this?
>>35080746Maybe you should ask a short woman instead
>>35080750Most of them are taller than me
>>35080731>>35080739Truth is, he's actually my sister's cat. I've never had a cat of my own.He's had quite the character arc! He was a shelter adoption and he was so skittish at first, it was awful. He used to run from me all the time.That was him sitting on the sofa directly behind me. He's a good friend.>>35080745These goddamn $100 Ikea shelves I've been putting off getting.
>>35080749UnderstimulatedDo a puzzle or clean something
>>35080745Billyun dollas
Anyone else think it's stupid in movies and TV shows when they do colorblind casting but don't change the character names so you end up with weird shit like a black character with the surname Kowalski?
>>35080751How small ARE you? The average American woman isn't even 5'4.
>>35080750I would say like 5’3 if he isn’t weird about it and is nice
Men constantly pester women with thirst trap questions but never return the favor, why?
>>35080745Million bux.Buy a house, bank some, 2 chix same time
Is it really that uncommon for women to cum during sex? I have basically always been able to make who I do it with cum.
>>35080750That's the 5'3 incel who crashes out here semi-frequently
>>35080760How would I return the favor? It's up to women to ask sex pest question if they want to.
>>35080760... isn't returning the favor, having you ask the quetions and we answer?
>>35080760Haven't you seen the dick stat questions that get 20+ replies?
>>35080744uh, are u okay man? like, did something happen to it?
Fatshitter is getting her back blown out right now.....
>>350807585'3 and skinny. Like a child
>>35080762It’s really really really easy to pretend to cum and I’m sorry if this hurts your feelings I hope you have a good night
Why do moids keep falling for this trick?Are they stupid?
I can fix her...
>>35080765>>35080766Respond to the hand/dick/forearm/vocaroo posting requests>>35080768They never post their dicks though, ain't nobody gooning to some numbers on a screen
>>35080760i do though?
>>35080775Yes
>>35080777I have posted all of thoseAm I a manslut
>>35080770no, anon and i are having a civil chat
>>35080775What's the trick? He got laid, still counts even if it's because of espionage.
>>35080777So the goalposts have moved from answering questions to posting nudes?
>>35080777Nobody ever replies to those. You have like 20 dudes pathetically vying for the attention of 2 chicks
>>35080780Yeah
>>35080785No goalposts have been moved. Women ask men to post thirst traps and you never do anymore
>>35080777My dick looks gross, don't ask me about it.
Funny how they want us to post our dicks but never post their boobs
>>35080771Were you malnourished as a kid? Are your parents small?
>>35080555you definitely deserve a bf that can do that for you then. do you work out or are you just super slim? whats your routine?
She just said she's feeling a bit unwell and needs to lay down but she'll text me what time to meet after thatI got a feeling Im not getting laid today bwos..
>>35080773It's not like it's that hard to make a woman cum either. Just find the clitoris and rub it steadily.
>>35080792No and no. My mom is 5'7 and my dad is 5'8
>>35080775I love technology
>>35080791>theyIt's just her
>>35080777if i post my dick the femanons will ick so hard the general loses every female forever.
>>35080574whatd i miss
>>35080796If you gotta get her off with her clit it means you got a weak dick
My penis is mediocre.
I will never be as cool as Jenson Huang
>>35080798So yes your dad is relatively small.
>>35080769I think even my dick has given up.
>>35080789You won't even post your smile, and you want us to post our cocks?
>>35080804You make her cum before you even put it in.
>>35080807Not that small, it's only a bit below average, not 5'3. My grandfather was tall
Do women like to get their titties sucked?
>>35080804>t. virginDifferent women have different needs. And it's fun to make her cum faster & more often
>>35080630When did you try to add me on something? I don't remember that.
>>35080777I did, they bully me because my forearm too fat and too hairy
>>35080813Doesn't do much for me.
>>35080813Not really. It's too painfully ticklish.
>>35080814>>35080811That's the mid cum though, she can do that with her fingers whenever she wants. After that your dick is useless if it doesn't feel like anything to her
So I should tripfag to get an atoga gf?
>>35080810Yeah
>>35080798That's a bit odd imo. My parents (M) are 5'7 and 5'0 respectively, and I'm 5'6. Were you born early?
I have pictures of my cock on standby btw
>>35080813Only if you think they're big and attractive. And you should call them boobies.
>>35080821No, just be engaging
men dont realize that girls want cock pics w their face / bod in view too, not just their cock
>>35080821Nah, they're too slutty and neurotic
>>35080820Making her cum before you put it in increases the likelihood of her cumming while it's in there tho.
>>35080821No. You missed the window where that was feasible. Now this place isn't good for that, and the /soc/ one died.
>>35080823I was. I had a low birth weight
>>35080815Not sure how long ago it was, I think it was pre-trip. I asked if you wanted to swap emails and be friends, you said we could just be friends in atoga.>>35080821No, everybody *I* added was pre-trip.
>>35080833Did we ever play chess?
>>35080828Chinese honeypot detected.
>>35080830Exactly
>>35080822Women feel such entitlement to our bodies.
>>35080828I posted a body pic with cock and everyone was mean about my posture.
I've added like 6 or 7 different femanons from here
All titties should be sucked
>>35080832Are your plates fused?
>>35080839I’m so sorry
>>35080776I believe in you Zach
>>35080839are u m.b.c?
>>35080838Have you tried not having bad posture
>>35080834No, we talked about gardening, baking, horror movies, Sonic 3, that sorta stuff.>>35080828Sure I'll include my SSN next time too.
>>35080821Sorry bro you missed the cutoff
>>35080846just ur butt will do
>>35080841I think so, I've been the same height since 9th grade
Weird how men ignore all the sfw pic requests and immediately hone in on dick
>>35080839I’m sorry anon
>>35080845My posture is fine, they're all just nitpicking.
>>35080770i couldn't cum, got the nerves, rn we're just sitting in bed and it's really awkward
>>35080851I’ve posted hand and it has only caused me problems. My days as a whore are over
I want her sucking on my juicy meat
>>35080839Did you nail any? I'm on my 3rd.
>>35080851I told you>>35080817
>>35080851I have skinny hands and forearms plus a nerdy voice.
>>35080846That was pretty recent, though. I thought you meant something further back.
>>35080854this is defamation..
>>35080851I have gotten positive responses when I posted my hands.
Farming izzat >> farming kafir femanons
>>35080842>>35080852Lol wtf>>35080857No they're all too damn far
Why would anyone want to farm Anonymous for attention?
>>35080851AI can identify people by their hands now. Dicks are still mostly anonymous I think.
>>35080868Why would anyone read the posts here and think hm yes I want to establish an emotional connection with this person?
>>35080867How much time have you spent on this so far
I used to get at least a row of yous back when I posted arms and hands but the last few times were dry.
>>35080813Personally, I love it
>>35080871Fox calling grapes
WomenWould you let your man suckle your chest to relax?
>>35080878That’s not the right metaphor to use. I FAFO’d already, would never do that again
I have no idea why the femanon I met here spent time on me.
>>35080874I get overwhelmed by the attention and it feels hollow anyway so I stopped posting hands and arms here
>>35080867Are you the NZ anon?
why do i look good in photos i take myself but look not so good in photos taken by others? im a guy
>>35080862It was a good while ago. Pre-August 2025. Bear in mind, I only started using atoga on Jun 1st, 2024.
>>35080873A year maybe two, I'm not really trying or anything
>>35080882Dumb statement
>>35080886No that's not me, I have never and will never add a woman.
>>35080886No
>>35080891Why? I genuinely can’t make sense of it.
Bunch of sloots adding men on here…
>>35080892How about a man ;)
>>35080887You're ugly and can't angle fraud their's
>>35080889Feels longer than that, but I guess that's just the vibe of not having a trip at the beginning.Also I rewatched the Sonic 3 movie and it didn't hit as hard the second time, that's for sure.
>>35080897i dont think im ugly (-.-)
>>35080899Neither does bv
How do I give myself permission to date again?
>>35080863IM SORRY, my dick is just scared, is all...
>>35080901When you decide to quit being a pussy
>>35080900well you just want to be mean for no reason. i'm not obese or short
>>35080901Think about how many people much more ill suited for dating allow themselves to date, and the earth still turns somehow.
>>35080896Also no.
>>35080898Yeah, I suppose so.I've yet to really sit down and rewatch it. Just thinking of it gets me a little emotional though.Are you going to see Sonic 4?
>>35080904I going to deliberately disappoint you because you were rude.
plap this plap thathow about you actually plap a female, u fucking nerd?
>>35080905I'm sorry I didn't stroke your ego. You don't have to be obese or short to be ugly
>>35080908When is it coming out? I feel like it should've been done by down.
>>35080895Good pussy though tbqh. I've asked a couple if we could record a voca so you guys could listen to something better than birdy and cr*c, but no cigar.
We have 18 years left
>>35080901Kek! Fucking Kek? How can you be 27 and female and literally never had a boyfriend? Unless you are a shut in or off the grid it's just not even remotely possible. It's almost impossible even for a high school girl to have never had a boyfriend.
>>35080913March 19th. Not too long.
>>35080916It just means that she's a needy wimp who let guys use her for sex without locking it down.
What's the point if I'll never have her?
>>35080916She looks like the president of El Salvador
>>35080916i really dont like girls with recessed faces like her. she is ugly af to me
>>35080922the classic moon face
I can't take this shit no more man
Need a man to finger me gently
>>35080920She's one of billions, odds are she's not special
>>35080925GAY
>>35080925What about viciously?
Just lost a lot of personal items in a house accident. I feel too depressed to even start replacing them
What makes you happy
>>35080916Built for bwc
>>35080934You
>>35080932What did you do?
>>35080931Men are disgusting
>>35080915Until?
>>35080880I guess, if he doesn't pretend I like it.
>>35080936I’m blushing
>>35080938Should we kill men? Should we castrate them?
>>35080929Everyone in your life is one of billions, does that make them less meaningful to you? Do you not care for the time spent with a friend just because you hypothetically could be friends with someone else in the world?
>>35080934atoga!
>>35080938NTA Get a girl to do it
what is the greatest sin you've ever committed???
>>35080943This is why I don't add women from here, I want to keep my balls.
>>35080942Mwah
>>35080943No, skin their penises while they're still conscious
>>35080932Don't worry about replacing them right away anon. How bad was it?>>35080947Probably sleeping with a married woman.
>>35080944How long were you with her?
>>35080947I dabbed on an underage woman one time
>>35080953>underage woman
>>35080934D cups
>>35080932Fire or water?
>>35080947f not accepting to voice call w an exfriend who really wanted me to after he had a near death experience because i was uncomfortable w vc
>>35080947MI fucked my brother's wife several times. I felt bad about it and then did it again. Not proud.
>>35080917That's practically forever from now.
>>35080947I posted my body on here for attention and I have a partner
I will not be alive by March 19th
>>35080947F. Shoplifted from the local mall as a kid.
>>35080961Hi Elf>>35080963Hi JH
Women, if your man told you that he hadn't cried since he was 17 and one day you made him cry, would you think he was bullshitting or that you specifically broke him
>>35080966They would specifically break up with him
>>35080934Nature
>>35080966I would dab on him
>>35080964Lucky guess.
>>35080962Why?
>>35080937Nothing >>35080951A lot of bedding, towels, so many clothes >>35080956Water. It’s all cooked, molded
>>35080964Who is elf
>>35080952I'm not the original anon, I just didn't agree with the sentiment
>>35080932I'm so sorry anon. My grandparents house burned down in 2010 and the new house still depresses me.
>>35080959Only 18 weeks and 4 days left. That's basically nothing.>>35080974That's fucked. Hopefully it's not so bad that you have nothing to use in the immediate future.
>>35080947Smelled my friend's boots when she wasn't looking. It was pretty pathetic, there's not much of an excuse for it.
>>35080973Death by seizure
>>35080974Welp. I'm sorry your belongings got ruined.
>>35080916Ok, she's never had a boyfriend but she is dating so many guys she has had to develop a response on how to bring that up to the guys she dates?The math ain't mathin' here.
>>35080934Nothing really I just kind of existBroad leaf trees and the sun are kinda neat though
I cut down broad leaf trees for a living
>>35080966Would probably depend on what I did that made him cry
male anons, would you choose her or your gf/wife? be honest, no fluff
State GenderState AgeState Body count
>>35080987lowest quality post ITT
>>35080988F2734
>>35080987Once you realize hot bitches are a dime a dozen it becomes easy. The only guys who worship them are guys who can't get them
>>35080988f 22 0 :3
>>35080988M, 32, 1
>>35080988M 31 3
>>35080988M262
>>35080987For 90% of this board this question is>would you choose [real, conventionally attractive woman] or [figment of your imagination]one for the philosophers, I'm sure
>>35080986Like what
>>35080988F206
>>35080987Going off looks alone? Yeah, she's very attractive. But the real secret is finding a woman that doesn't drive you insane.Like the Chinese said, an ugly wife is a treasure in the home. You want a woman who chooses you and wants to be with you.
>>35080988M260
>>35080977Oh. Well it depends partly on how long we were friends. But I'd never feel like I couldn't move on.
>>35080988F, 19, 8
>>35080988M214
>>35080988M260I didn't realize how many normal fags were in this thread.
>>35080990>>35080998Incredibly based
>>35080988F 25 11
>>35080992Getting molested by a mall Santa still counts.
>>35081005having sex does not make you normal
>>35080988F263
I feel like most of these numbers are falseflagging incels.
>>35080988M270
>>35080987Does she love me? Then yes, of course.(I don't know who she is, if she has some kind of character indictment that most people know, I'm unaware and that might change my answer)
>>35080988Again?F3418
>>35080987Honestly my gf is more likely to cheat with her than i am.
>>35080988M435
>>35081008made me laugh,thx
>>35081005I feel like my body count makes me the opposite of normal I wish I could get a body count reset
>>35080947i, i killed jesus christ!
>>35081019Become a born again virgin
WomenWhat would you do if your boyfriend was routinely watching porn of one particular girl?What if you learned he paid to subscribe to her?
>>35080988M230
>>35080988M392
>>35081023Dump his loser ass
>>35080987if she was nice yeah course
Lesbians will say that men can NEVER look at a woman with desire, and that only men can be predatory towards women, and they be the most predatory psychos and say the most unhinged shit that they would literally kill a man for saying.
>>35081023How hot is she? Like scale 1-10? Would be extremely disappointed if he subscribes to a mid.
Would you do it for the gram?
>>350810299, maybe a 10, like she's so hot that you're attracted to her too.
>>35080990>>35080998>>35081003>>35081007>>35081015Would you sex goddesses show an innocent man the ropes?
>>35081029What if it is Kanna Seto?
>>35080997I just mean I'd be more likely to believe him if I did something terrible like accidentally break his favorite thing he's had since he was 6 rather than it being because I said something a little mean during a fight.
>>35081023This happened to me. Not specifically one girl but a handful. I wanted to leave and kill myself but I stayed. We worked through it a lot together and I’ve worked on dealing with it in therapy. Idk if the trust will ever be the same but it’s been a year and it still makes my stomach hurt. We are better now but sometimes the doubt comes crawling in and I question if I can actually forgive him someday. Like will I be thinking about those women on our wedding day? When we have kids? Idk im probably just sensitive
I have never been able to have a normal, healthy relationship with my sexuality. I really wish I had better female relatives and I hadn't been so consistently harassed by women and girls growing up
I'm finally back to my den, today was a nice and breezy day, sunny too.Too bad my feets still hurt.Having a chicken salad wrap and a sprite zero then I'm gonna take a nap.
how come all the females have high bc's and men are either virgins or in single digits
I just learned a valuable lesson that will make me a better man. I don't even care that it was an embarrassing lesson to learn, I don't care that it was very expensive, because now I've learned, and I'm a changed man. Never again will I pay for a 1 on 1 session with a camgirl. It's not worth it. I'll never pay to masturbate ever again. Girls, I'm healed.
>>35081038Oh you again lol, nah you're fucked that guy is a loon
>>35081038>so consistently harassed by womenDid it make you a sub?
>>35081035I'm passing this off on the younger ones I broke in two already
>>35081041Because women are hot and we are not
>>35081041Because some of those "F" posts are men just trolling.
>>35081041Bruh, the highest M body count here is a 40s Unc with 5. I hope that is because he has been married for like 15-20 years.
>>35080988need one of these experienced femanons to cuck me... sigh....
>>35081023Have a discussion with him about how the parasocial relationship he's forming makes me uncomfortable and makes me feel like he'd dump me for her if he had access to her. I can't call it any kind of cheating because it's not being reciprocated but it's not cool.
>>35081046i highly doubt that. i'm 100% certain most male anons here will mog most atoga femanons
>>35080988I'm not posting mine because having skimmed this thread it's so much higher than all the other numbers.
>>35081053You’re anonymous, you big chicken.
>>35081043It’s so much better now and nothing has happened since. I get nervous that he just got better at hiding it but idk :( I think it is possible to get over it maybe
>>35081052Lmao. You must be new.
>>35081041In the poll 3 guys had counts higher than 10. Where are they right now?
>>35081052Yeah sureAnd then you woke up
Reminder that some women are now choosing celibacy and that is ok!
>>35081045Understandable.
>>35081037How about not necessarily from something sad?
>>35080988F26 6
>>35081053Just do what I did and don’t include blowjobs and stuff
>>35081062>celibate LatinaI'm not certain this is possible.
>>35081058Oh honey. Poor thing
>>35081064From what then? Something good? That would just make me think he had a bad childhood, no wonder he can't cry.
>>35081066I'm not. I'm don't include giving head in body count unless we went on to have sex obviously.
Girls, would you like to go to a billiards place and play pool with a guy?
>>35081062Can't imagine the absolute nympomanic bender she went through to make her go celibate, if it's even real.
>>35081066How many did you get to exclude with and stuff clause
>>35081066Oh were we supposed to include them? Nta
>>35081062Why was she tearing up with her celebration cake? Because she was so happy she made it a year?
hot people have low bodycounts. ugly people will fuck anything
>>35081078That’s nice of you to say.
>>35081072My thoughts are similar to my opinion on bowling No thank you
I have rookie numbers. I need to get my numbers up
>>35081068If this is sarcasm it’s chill lol I know I’m a retard. I’ll probably get old and find him on OF in 50 years and blow my brains out
>>35081078where do the ugly femanons w a 0 body count stand?
>>35081083Genuinely what the fuck are you doing
>>35081084I literally don't believe most F here that claim 0 body count.
>>35081072I had a guy at work try and invite me out to play pool but I got nervous and said sure and never went.
>>35081086well believe it or perish
>>35081081What's wrong with bowling? >>35081087What are you nervous about?
>>35081069Bruh, what
>>35080988MNot saying ageBody count 46+-2>>35081060>Where are they right now?It's still burger hours
>>35081084you're wife material and probably not all that ugly
>>35081085sorry :(
>>35081091>Body count 46+-2explain
>>35081078Cope
Why do men far more often selfishly demand blowjobs instead of offering to 69?
>>35081092grr i am NOT wife material and i AM ugly
>>35081093Sorry for what, you should be apologizing to yourself
>>35081087How'd you fuck 6 guys if you're such a wimp?
>>35081097ntaWomen are almost never actually ugly, just mentally strugglingyou just got mental issues
>>35081096How the fuck are you supposed to 69 in a public bathroom
I should have smashed.
>>35081089I'm not very reliable for irl interaction :/I can give you a very fun 5 minutes and then I disappear because I don't know how to continue the encounter.
>>35081094It depends on your definition of sex
This is sad. For the foids one of you is at 34, another at 18, a couple in the teens, several around 6-11, and then the token 0-3 that nobody fully buys. Meanwhile the moids are mostly sitting at 0 or single digits, with the highest male so far being some 43yo Unc at 5.The main data point is that a bunch of you have already run through more partners by your early to mid 20s than most of the guys in the thread will have in their entire lives. Then you act shocked when the men notice the gapIt’s not a moral crisis. It’s just funny watching the same board that loves to tell men to just be normal and stop obsessing over numbers produce a poll where the female side is heavily skewed toward the higher end while the male side looks like a virgin factory with a couple of modest outliers.
>>35081102>Women are almost never actually ugly, anon women are ppl too, they can be ugly just as much as men can beputting girls on a pedestal like this can cause said mental issues cuz then they feel even worse when they are ugly cuz society tells them its way harder for girls to be ugly and lonely than men so when a girl is ugly and lonely she feels ten fold worse
Either genderIf you could shrink in size (however small you wanted), what would be the first thing you'd do?
>>35081106Hello bill Clinton
>>35081105>I'm not very reliable for irl interaction :/>I can give you a very fun 5 minutes and then I disappear because I don't know how to continue the encounter.For me it'd be more like 3
>>35081107It is what it is. Women be shopping! Etc.
>>35081105I'm the same way so let's just shoot pool
>>35081107promiscuous people date and fuck each other and are a small percentage of the population
>>35081103>in a public bathroomKill men
>>35081107After this fwb runs her course I'm gonna slut out idgaf
>>35081107Who cares? It hot when women are sluts.
>>35081089>What's wrong with bowling?I do not enjoy it and I am bad at it.
>>35081109of course, im speaking generally hereugly women absolutely do exist, but they're fewer in number than average looking women who simply see themselves quite negatively (many male incels often fit the above profile too, in fact)
>>35081115women only like promiscuous menThey like promiscuous men, or promiscuous men that swore to be monogamous.
>>35081117>her courseWait, Femanons weren't just counting men they've slept with?
>>35081122Yes. Oral does not get included in body counts.
>>35081122I'm a guy sorry to break it to you
>>35081107>main data pointTaking a tiny handful of anonymous 4chan posts as a "data point" to draw conclusions from is moronic. Stop being a moron.
>>35081111>Hello bill ClintonHey, I'm not a rapist
>>35081121not true at all. stop parroting redpill bs
>>35081126I love you
>>35081116Sounds like you've been fucking them instead ;)
>>35081129literally true, a woman can claim she's different, but her actions won't back her up.
GenderPick one of the opposite gender that gave their stats that is the most in-line with what you'd want from a partner
>>35080444Modern men have suffered enough humiliation rituals for a lifetime already. The women who don't hate men are going to need to step up at this point.
Do any science nerds know what causes individual attraction? I'm vaguely aware of the evolutionary and social factors that go into conventional beauty, but what is it that causes you to see an "average" person and instantly think they're 11/10? What's the factor that makes your friend obsess over the world's most mediocre person?
>>35081129This anon didn't get any yeses >>35081035
>>35081133What I don’t get is why you can’t just be a promiscuous man then if your whole thing is that you can’t get bitches. Go slut yourself out
>>350811004chan and my current bf who has been my semi IRL friend for like 4 years lol.If I had to rely on irl I would still be a virgin
>>35081110FI'd need someone smarter than me to check my math but I'd calculate how small I'd need to be to have a slow enough terminal velocity to not hurt myself if I fell while climbing something, then I'd go climb something. Like those guys who do multi day cliff climbs but there's no real danger to me and I'm just climbing a 20 foot tree.
>>35081137Cuz he's a fucking faggot look at his post
>>35081134f>>35081013>>35081005>>35081000give me my virgin boyf pls
>>35081135You guys are really weird. Why do you think women would go to singles events just to reject men? They can literally do that anywhere.
>>35081139Were they all from /soc/?
>>35081134M>>35081011
>>35081134>>35081017FThe older guy because he has experience :p
>>35081110I wouldn't shrink at all, because knowing my luck something would go wrong and I'd be stuck that way.
>>35081144I guarantee you that the small number of men who signed up showed up, and all the mid women there were like 'ew, how disappointing'.That's why.
>>35081134M>>35080990
>>35081145One was soc, couple were adv, one was discord, another was a friend thread on another board
>>35081143>give me my virgin boyf plsA lie.
>>35081140About 3 inches tallWhat would you climb?
>>35081136There's like a million billion synapses in your brain crossing and linking in different ways to make you who and how you are, it's no surprise that it'll lead to a lot of variation
>>35081144Have you ever been to a single event, do you realize that in order to entice the girls, it's usually setup in a way that woman gets something out of it even if they reject all men.Singles events are kind of like eating contests, and the women sign up to eat three hot dogs and then leave.
>>35081140IIRC terminal velocity is mass independent (not accounting for how size affects air resistance). Your proportions are really what matter, since it's not hitting the ground at velocity that makes you go splat, but hitting the ground while being as big as you are.This adds nothing of substance to your post, I just wanted to throw it out there :)
>>35081151>couple were advFrom atoga?
>>35081151Did you travel to meet them?
>>35081152what do i gain by lying anonymously? im a pure virgin n i want a pure virgin too
>>35081147He can show you what your body is capable of
>>35081143
>>35081110MaleShrink one inch shorter than every femanon who says "height doesn't matter" then ask them out on dates and watch them get icked.
>>35081156I need you
>>35081158>>35081159It was croc
>>35081134Did a F say she had a 3 plate deadlift and 120 iq? I want those stats
>>35081141A fag wouldnt want a woman to take his virginity
>>35081161Lol
>>35081158; _ ; yes. You've probs heard about it>>35081159Yeah. A couple of them were nearby where I was living at the time though.
>>35081136Immune system compatibility
I think that people who leak trillion dollar national security secrets to foreign spies they're having affairs with should be executed (on livestream) by firing squad for treason.Not for the treason, but because of the cheating.What do you think?
>>35081162>>35081160
I'm now remembering that time that presumably straight guy drunkenly called me a "sexy hunk" in Key West and when I literally picked up girls on the dance floor and bounced them on my crotch earlier this year. Goddamn, I'm a sexy son of a gun. Why am I having doubts?
>>35081134Mbodycount doesnt matter. as long as she looks somewhat like sydney sweeney she is my ideal partner
>>35081134It's hard to know without seeing their class and build. I like Dex build Femanons, but they are somewhat rare. I will generally take Wis build over Int build though since those are the 2 most common.
>>35081171Oh shit. Are you still married?
>>35081172I've heard about this, but if this were the case wouldn't this type of attraction always be mutual? Anecdotally, it's not
>>35081175What do you look like
Maxim #20: The meaner a girl is with you, the likelier she wants to fuck you. Corollary to maxim #20: The nicer a girl is with you, the likelier she thinks you’d make a great eunuch friend.-Chateau Heartisteis this true? ladies?
>>35080988M290It's over for me. I moved from NYC to bumfuck nowhere to be alone.
>>35081171I gotta askWhy Kokichi Oma
>>35081179Hmm. I'm not sure. Aren't some blood types only compatible in one direction for example?
>>35081182Girls in NYC suck.
>>35081178Gggg technically. I think going to be a clean divorce and I'm gonna sign paperwork soon. I'm trying to speed it up but he's dead set on paying whatever fee(s) are involved himself.
>>35081186Rip.
>>35081183He's a funny little guy and I was edgier and more sheltered then lmao
>>35081161Alright -_-
>>35081186Two time divorcee. Insane bpd
>>35081174please dont be the fat fetish femanon
>>35081180Jew curls and some muscles
>>35081185>Girls in NYC suck.cockftfy
>>35081176KEK
>>35081190This is my first marriage. I haven't married my bf but we probably will at some point.
>>35081191about that...
>>35081190It's not her fault, she's a nice girl>>35081191It is
She wants my cawk
>>35081181>Maxim #20: The meaner a girl is with you, the likelier she wants to fuck you.Footfacey really wanted to fuck cuckworm, so probably LOL
I thought fat fetish was a nice femanon, but turns out she's a slut that's talking to multiple men while in a relationship.
>>35081193Women everywhere do.
>>35081196Pet
>>35081195What about the Somali and then the Nordic guy
Women, is this really what you are reading out there?
>>35081200i only chattted with one (1) anon today and i think we are friends nowim also single...>>35081202pets u back
>>35081185I'm just not bf/husband material. Now all I do is go to work, walk around in the desert shooting guns, read books at home, and visit family.
>>35081190She didn't marry the Somalian>>35081195Did you cheat?
>>35081203Yeah I'm divorcing the somali still with the other guy
>>35081205>im also single...Not for long
>>35081208Lol >>35081209
>>35081205>pets u backYou're not a cute Pallas cat. Go away.
>>35081153I don't trust your math lol. According to my calculations I'd still weigh a little more than two thirds of a pound at that height. And my bones are so tiny. Probably just a tree. It would be neat to climb something that appears relatively smooth at my current size but actually has perfect holds when I'm shrunk down like a concrete wall or smth too though.>>35081156>it's not hitting the ground at velocity that makes you go splat, but hitting the ground while being as big as you areEh, semantics. Me being as big and as heavy and the shape that I am determines what my terminal velocity is. I wouldn't just trust "oh I'm an inch tall and I weigh 4 ounces now it'll be fine" Also that seems heavy for being so small. See this is why I need someone to check my math.
>>35081212i can still pet u damnit!>>35081210im gonna be single foreva
>>35080988M250i'm technically a volcel since i had the oppurtunity to lose it at 19, then again when i was 23 but i backed off both times
>>35081204I knew women were reading books like this back in 2011. I wished I used that knowledge to fuck some of them instead of being a timid bitch.
>>35081206>I'm just not bf/husband material.In NYC maybe. I wouldn’t say it’s hopeless unless you really do just want to be alone
>>35081211She either wasn't telling the truth then or now.
>>35081181A little? Not actually mean but I only tease the ones I'd have sex with.
Girls, what am I wearing to the opera this weekend?
>>35081220That's been her story since forever, stop coping and take the L bro
>>35081220What are you confused by? I've been working on this divorce for like a year.
Girl I live with smells so good it drives me insane. I'm not sure how long I can take it before my mind actually breaks from it
>>35081165Heard he finally got v&
>>35081222I am not classy enough to answer this question
>>35081197>>35081196idk why she is doing this whole pick me persona here. why is she pretending to be this cute, wholesome innocent nerdy girl every man secretly desires?
>>35081223Yeah, I'm too lazy to archive dive, so I'll take the L
>>35081226He got nailed for beating his wife of all things
>>35081225This is stupid, but literally like a decade ago there was a girl in front of me in the grocery store who smelled like either some fruity shampoo or body spray and I still think about her because of it. I don't even remember what she looked like.
>>35081228Because niggas be easy to fool
>>35081228y do u hate me im not even bothering u
>>35081228i want to fuck her
>>35081228>>35081228>idk why she is doing this whole pick me persona here. why is she pretending to be this cute, wholesome innocent nerdy girl every man secretly desires?Her fetishes gross me out, anon. Make her a goth thay loves facesitting and you'd be on to something
is it cheating if she's talking to like 3 different guys all she's open to fucking while she's getting to know you?
I'm going to hit on at least one girl during intermission, because I'm a sleazebag, no matter if I'm in a sport coat at the opera.
>>35081238are you in an exclusive relationship?
>>35081238No. It's basically expected that you're not exclusive until you say you're exclusive.
>>35081240Is it cheating is she's actively planning on fucking some other niggas while you two are trying to make it exclusive?
>>35081232For me it was a citrusy smelling girl at the mall when I was 18. I still have dreams about her...
can a guy be tall, good looking and still be a virgin?
>>35081237Stay away from the uk
>>35081244Yes. Many such cases.
>>35081244Only if he's a religious nut.
>>35081244Only if he has Giga autism
>>35081238MNo, that's just modern dating
>>35081242Not until you have made it exclusive. if it bothers you, you need to raise it, if she says no, then you can choose not to continue dating her. But it's not cheating.
>>35081236swear?
>>35081251yup
>>35081250nigga bout to kiss a mouth that had another man's dick in it about 30 minutes ago
>>35081218Not sure what I want.
>>35081244Yes, 6'3 and I get compliments.>>35081247Fuck you, I'm autistic.
>>35081244Yes. It's surprisingly easy for it to happen.
fat fetish femanon, i invite you to islamcome join us sister, inshallah Allah will make u hot and beautiful and remove all sinful nasty fetishes from your mindAlso you can become my 2nd wife as well if u accept islam
>>35081252ur crazy lol
>>35081225>Girl I live withYour mom?
>>35081259:)
>>35081245>Stay away from the ukGoths are from continental Europe.
>>35081258habibi but no thx
>>35081258Saar
>>35081254>while you two are trying to make it exclusiveSounds like only one of the people involved is trying to make it exclusive to me.
>>35081258Neuro's ex already back in the saddle
>>35081265women be like that tho
>>35081262Thinking about the chubby Dutch onlyfans goth VGH
Fat fetish poster is actually a female sasquatch, that's why she's so hairy. She's trying to lure fat men up into the Rocky Mountains where she lives so she can eat them.
>>35081264i would rather have people call me the N word than be called a pajeet>>35081263you're very unlucky to decline the path to truth. come join us and accept prophet pbuh's message
>>35078580I was playing Kingdom Hearts 2, Luigi's Mansion, Pokemon Fire Red, and Pikmin 2, so pretty rad.I mean, my parents were busy with losing our house, but that wasn't something I was aware of.
Girls, would your rather be in a relationship with a guy that has a lot of disposable income but lives with his parents, or a guy that owns a place but is housepoor.
Women, how do you identify early on if a guy is obviously bad news, likely to cheat, be violent, etc.?
>>35081263Don't fall for that it's just 5 hours of OCD rituals per day and you can't hold hands around the family
>Velveeta Mac and Cheese>Bacon>Chicken SausageA good 1am meal me thinks
>>35081262Where are the vivigoths from?
>>35081269i shaved!!!!! im actually pretty hairless atm :3>>35081275ya that does not sound fun
>>35081260No, flatmate >>35081232Olfactory sensations are apparently meant to have the strongest associations with memory. There's a specific deodorant (I actually don't know what brand it is) that smells exactly like my copy of Alien vs Predator for the PSP that I got over 15 years ago. I smell it every so often when I'm out and about.
>>35081272I've just given up on modern society. I don't like either of those options, but they're basically the only ones so I will simply not play this game.
I'm a weeb but Eastern Euro women are the most attractive, am I a fake weeb?
>>35081278>i shaved!!!!! im actually pretty hairless atm :3Shaved 'squatch is still a 'squatch.
>>35081275lol it really is such a retarded religion
>>35081245What's that got to do with the UK?
>>35081281no, its not gf material of me to post pics>>35081283at least squatch makes for a kinda cute nickname
>>35081277West. Vis.Ost = east. Guess where the Ostrogoths were from.
>>35081049What is an Unc?
>>35081285Facesitting is banned now, google it
>>35081285>>35081262The part that isn't goth is banned in the uk now
A guy from a lab in an industry I want to work in after I finish my PhD basically invited me to work for him. Girls, are you proud of me?
>>35081269Patty was tall and had big boobshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patterson%E2%80%93Gimlin_film#/media/File:Patterson_Gimlin_Bigfoot.jpg
>>35081285New law is being passed that's meant to stop certain violent/immoral things being shown in porn. Suffocation is meant to be banned with it, which includes facesitting by proxy. I believe facesitting was explicitly named.
Can someone explain where it is taken from when they talk about getting dunked on in twitter. Like I know what it means, but did they get it from like kids dunking each others heads in water?
>>35081287More like estrogoths lol
>>35081294It's from basketball
this should've been me rn instead i'm reading a bunch of posts on atoga by virgin men and mentally ill women. fuck my life man, idk how long i can take it now
>>35081242>she's actively planning on fucking some other niggas while you two are trying to make it exclusive?How do you know this?
>>35081289>Facesitting is banned now, google itAs it should be.
>>35081297So get on estrogen, retard
>>35081294Basketball. If you're getting dunked on you're losing badly and/or someone is literally getting past you to dunk the ball in the basket.
>>35081297You wouldn't get a girl that pretty regardless
>>35081272Housepoor guy.Eventually I will help with the bills and it will get better. Interacting with his parents a lot early on is always weird. And don't complain at me either the last guy I dated lived with his parents.
We are entering brown hours
>>35081297why don't you have a wife?
>>35081305i'm white tho
I'd bang my gf while her parents are home ngl. They'd hear the thuds and moans from upstairs. Cuck her father and turn her mother on.
>>35081292>hairy, big boobsSo Swiss, then.
>>35081297You have 230 other femanon pics saved on your computer? Gd
New record in Balatro guys. I got this far into the game and it was still the plant that fucked me up.
>>35081311>>35081308Why are moids so weird
>>35081292Fatposter got kicked out of the clan for being too small to hunt, that's why she catfishes fat guys on /atoga/.
>>35081310He's a gooner leave him be
>>35081313>catfisheshey.. all my pics are me!
>>35081306i'm not rich enough to marry
>>35081293>sexual choking is immoralWhy does the UK hate women?
>>35081311Here are the cards I actually played. I don't think this would have gotten me any further game wise, I've had runs that failed on the first bind of ante 22 before, but this is still my highest score.
>>35081297Is this even a photo of a femanon? I see it get posted everywhere
>>35081311>White stake >Plasma deckUnimpressed
>>35081316Do you have to be rich to marry? Plenty of poorfags marry.
>>35081312Why is anon's card game weird?
>>35081312Don't lump me in with that guy. I'm not a dirty sexhaver. I'm a classic basement dwelling virgin gamer.
>>35081321I find it's the most fun. I can play like that and still have a video open on my other screen that I'm watching.
>>35081310no that's just a bunch of random numbers. this is not a femanon>>35081303yea probably. that's why i'm depressed. idk how i survived this long
>>35081280Why do you need a rich guy that lives alone?
>>35081322you have to be. what the fuck would i even provide in a relationship? mental health issues and a self loathing personality? if i had a good high paying job i would've married years ago
>>35081282>I'm a weeb but Eastern Euro women are the most attractive, am I a fake weeb?No, just don't date any of them. They are cold, cold women. Colder than their countries.
>>35081329You should probably work on the personality and mental health.
I don't insist on only dating other virgins, but how do I deal with knowing she's comparing me to 20 other guys?
>>35081332Do what normies do and cope by making BBC jokes and saying the you're "Mr. reliable".
>>35081334Normal people don't do this
>>35081332Just accept that you're her Worst lover and try and make up for it in other ways
I'd marry her
>>35081332>I don't insist on only dating other virgins, but how do I deal with knowing she's comparing me to 20 other guys?Do you have 'husband dick'?
>>35081312Not me, I was satisfied winning the Gold Chip and then I put the game down.
>>35081334Do irl couples actually do that?
>>35081334this is not what normal people do anon
>>35081340>not the platinum chipNot gonna make it
mytype.fyi
>>35079790>>35078760
>>35081345Yes, that's correct. I set a goal for myself, I reach my goal, and then I'm satisfied. I have no need to move my goalpost.
>>35081348"I like hot bitches" gratz bro
how often do men watch porn
>>35081352eveyr day
>>35081345Isn't that from that one cuckold game where the black guy keeps talking about his time as a bull?
>>35081352When I jack off.
>>35081352honestly depends on how busy I am or how bored I have become. anywhere from once a week to 3x a day. i think somewhere in the middle of that is healthiest
>>35081351yea this website was kinda ass. all women except a few were cute enough. it also said i'm pickier than 95% men which i didn't know
How do I know if my voice will age well? As a young moid
>>35081065>6Kek, did you fuck 3 other guys after Somali while still married to him?
>>35081352Used to be 3-5 times per day, but I'm about 3 weeks into being free of it.
>>35081354I think so
>>35080988M380
>>35081360I think the order isChad, Somali, Sadboi, Narcissist, Reptile, Rapist
>>35081360Nope. If you can't keep up with the timeline that's your problem.
>>35081348fthis helped me realize i find slightly protruding/big ears cute on a guy
>>35081332You're only being compared to her past relationship partners, maybe a situationship or two. If I hooked up with a guy less than like 6 times after like 6 months I couldn't put him on a ranked list if I tried.
>>35081354No it was a gay guy talking about the bear
>>35081368Did they not have any fat guys?
>>35081365Didn't she spread her legs for pedophile reptile first?
>>35081348RIP
>>35081374maybe, i didnt go long enough to catch anythe closest i saw was the guy on bottom righti'd pick him out of the 9, i love his thin lips too
>>35081369Even if he was amazing?
>>35081291Which industry?
>>35081375Oh, right. Swap those two.
>>35081378Bb if you like blonde fat guys you are in luck
>>35081377Well? Are you?
>>35081378>i love his thin lips tooDo women really?
God I'm just so glad I'm normal and haven't been acquainted with any pedophiles or rapists or cheaters
>>35081384yesi remember the entire time i was watching the boys i was just swooning over antony star and his thin lips >>35081382go on :0
>>35081369>You're only being compared to her past relationship partners, maybe a situationship or twoThat's still pretty rough for a newbie. Probably like 10+ guys too.
>>35081330But to survive the cold, they must be warm inside.
>>35081386That means it's probably (You)
>>35081389One would think, but ask any guy whose dated one and you'll hear a different story
>>35081386But normies love pedophiles, rapists and cheaters.
Lets run the stats atogaof the namefag femanons, which one is the 1 normal one?
>>35081276Anons, I am pleased to tell you it tastes good as flip
>>35081396It might be the fat fetishist of all people
>>35081396Whichever is the whitest. Probably Swiss or Stardew?
>>35081365>ChadWasn't he a virgin orbiter for several years, while CB was busy getting fucked by at least two pedophiles?
>>35081368so your type is a basic white man gotcha
>>35081348>Horse girlThe fuck
>>35081400im honoured u thought this of me anon, bless u
>>35081332Idk bro, I'm trying to figure this out myself.It feels humiliating :\
>>35081389Where is ice at its strongest?
>>35081380Porn
>>35081390No, I am nice
>>35081403u say that like its a bad thing
>>35081396The most reputable data form >Checks usernameKnottyfairy
>>35081396By your pic's standards? BV
>>35081415takes one to know one eh
>>35081396The least vile one would probably be FC, then maybe JH. Both of them aren't even proper namefags.
Fatshitter is anything but normal
>>35081404all of you like white women, that's it that's your type
now the other wayof the namefag men, which one is the 1 normal one
>>35081419>then maybe JHthe chick that collects dildos like a redneck collects guns?the chick that wants to be fucked by jason vorhees and horses?
>>35081402>Wasn't he a virgin orbiter for several years, while CB was busy getting fucked by at least two pedophiles?Well, when you say it like that...
>>35081421Nigga I am white
>>35081422my vote goes for ohio or exhib
>>35081426Ok, but why aren't you attracted to ugly obese paraphlegic black wiminz?
>>35081423Better than the chick who fucks dogs or the chick that helps a pedophile to cheat on his disabled wife
>>35081419>least vile>two women with disgusting, destructive fetishes
>>35081422punch victims
>>35081428Jh I know you're upset but please don't take it personally
>>35081427I'm a normie? Is this a victory or a defeat...?
>>35081434i wouldnt say ur normie tier yet but ur working towards it + u behave + u are not as crazy as some others ive heard of
This is telling me something about myself it's showing me black and asian women mostly.
I'm normal, I just don't namefag.
>>35081435I am! Next therapy session is in a few days. Wonder how long it'll take for those to turn me into a functioning member of society?
>>35081379If I only had sex with him 6 or less times it wasn't amazing.
>>35081348>My type: Deer Face, Pilates Princess, Greek NoseWhat does this say about me
>>35081422Probably Ohiocuck, but the bar is pretty low
>>35081396Something tells me she has a bias with that estimation
>>35081441itll be sooner than u think i bet
>>35081422I'm the nomral one.
>>35081383I'm bi but I am scared of women
>>35081410>>35081394No.... What cultures make the best wives then?
>>35081439>>35081451That was not the question
>>35081429>the chick that helps a pedophile to cheat on his disabled wifeApparently, CB is a cheater herself now, kek
>>35081450Hard to say. Might depend on how willing my doc is to give me medication for my brain problems.
>>35081388I'm the one with the body count of 18. At worst he would be compared to 5 others. And only 1 of those others is fresh in my memory. It is NOT HARD to be her new "best".Also I don't bother comparing them sexually. What's the point it's not like I'm going to exchange the new guy for the old one who might have been better at eating pussy but it's been so long I can't even make an accurate assessment of that.
>>35081453first girl looks like creepychan!>>35081458idk ur situation but who knows, u might not always need said meds if u progress w the therapy,
>>35081437It gets whiter towards the end Did for me anyway
>>35078643>>35078659>>35078664>Point to the Hot Wheels gene on the Y chromosome, you can't can you?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm9xXyw2f7g
>>35081446Post the image you dumbass
>>35081464Do I only do 20 go throughs or 50? It tells me the traits but the "My Type" top bar is still blurry
>>35081460>idk ur situation but who knows, u might not always need said meds if u progress w the therapy,Well I suspect I've got ADHD, but I've heard getting diagnosed for that as an adult is a paaaiiin in the butt. Lots of docs just assume you can't have it if you made it through school! That's gonna be a problem with the whole "getting a job" stage of recovery if I can't focus on anything at work.
>>35081459I suppose that's reassuring. Thanks.
I feel bad.
>>35081468After you do 20 there's a brown "see my type" button on the bottom
>>35081454Maybe latinas.
>>35081305>We are entering brown hoursYou mean Europe morning hours
>>35081453Bruh, your type is hot
>>35081453>I'm biAre you attracted to antisociality in women as well? Or do you associate that with masculinity?
>>35081472I'm saying when you look at >>35081348Mine is missing the top "Confident + 90s supermodel" and the top right icon, but it shows the three traits below the bold two.
>>35081469that sucks, i assume this is something therapy can help with though? in terms of getting a referral for a diagnosis of some sorts over time?
>>35081471What did you do?
>>35081485he raped again
>>35081482You press "share my type" and it gives you an image you can copy and download
>>35081421Did you miss everyone simping for Chinese women earlier?
>>35081489To be fair. The guy he replied to (me) wasn't
>>35081485I wanted to shitpost but then realised she wouldn't approve of it
>>35081469>I've heard getting diagnosed for that as an adult is a paaaiiin in the buttSee if you can find one that will give you a QB test. It's FDA approved and some will even let you take it at home. They can't go just off of that, they also do intake interviews etc. Not having a job actually works in your favor. All this probably heavily depends on where you live but I was able to do it all through telehealth picrel, and now I'm medicated.Speaking of i gotta sleep soon because i have to see my psych in the morning
>>35081483I imagine it can, but time is the other problem. My insurance is getting yoinked in January. So all of that stuff is on a stressful time crunch before I get bled dry for it! If only I started sooner like a smart person instead of procrastinating for years.Apologies for ranting about my random life stuff. What have you been up to? I've been so absorbed in my Terraria playthrough that I haven't been checking in as much. Saw you getting bullied earlier, so sadly no changes on that front I see.>>35081495I'm stuck with the one doc my health insurance assigned me unfortunately. Could put in a request to get a new one, but who knows how long that'd take. Hopefully she's chill. Good night anon!
>>35081492Balls in her purse, huh?>>35081491>The guy he replied toThat's clearly a seething femcel of colour
>>35081498I am neither of those bro
>>35081348>>35081487M
>>35081501They literally look the same just with different haircuts
>>35081462Even my end was mainly women of color and this is my resultsWhy do I feel like a racist for not liking white women that much?
>>35081481I'm way more attracted to being abused by women now but i dont associate it with anything mean. I like to think theyre all using me as punishment but that theyre safe and not judging me.I don't think about men at all besides my bf, probably the only guy i have ever genuinely been attracted to without stupid shit attached
>>35081498I don't know what that means I just wouldn't wanna theoretically break her heart by saying sonething uncalled for
>>35081506It means she's holding you by them in a vice grip
>>35081348
>>35081502Yeah I don't know why it put all the Asian ones up there. It says I don't have yellow fever based on my choices. Maybe the features I am drawn to are just generally more common in east Asian women?I also wonder about how the images are generated, because I would have rated middle eastern and latina women higher compared to the results I am given.
This is my type apparentlyDark Hair + Bold Brows + Greek Nose
>>35081508It's not like that
>>35081497have you looked into any alternatives when january comes? i'd hate for all the progress you made to maybe feel like it all goes away if it comes to that >Saw you getting bullied earlier, so sadly no changes on that front I see.lol its fine, i dont mind it too much, are u doing anything cool in terraria? idk anything abt it besides it being 2D minecraft
holding femanons hand during these cold winter days and telling her the bad news her cat ran away
i'm basic
why are literally all of the male options sub 5s
>>35081502>all Asians look the same
do we have any persian foids in atoga?
>>35081521My cats are dead
>>35081522>horse girlit's so fucking over
>>35081505Does your bf let you hook up with women?
>>35081526>holds femanons handI'm sorry, your cats didnt make it
>>35081510Any euro femanons that look like this?
>>35081523>why are literally all of the male options sub 5sEven AI can't keep up with Chad?
>>35081523because selecting for physical competence and task-oriented behavior was much more important than selecting for male beautyblame nature
>>35081529no hes the most monogamous man ive ever met. desu id be open to it but only if we were both involvedkk gnight frens i love you
>>35081520>have you looked into any alternatives when january comes?Nope! Definitely can't afford regular insurance. My only way to keep the free one I have is getting a low-paying job or doing community service or something, but I don't think I'm anywhere near those points.>i dont mind it too muchAs you shouldn't! Better to laugh at them for being silly.>are u doing anything cool in terraria?Oh yes, bunch of mods that more than double the boss count.>idk anything abt it besides it being 2D minecraftIt gets compared to that a lot, but honestly it's more like a metroidvania. You explore, find / create gear, fight bosses, new stuff to explore for or bosses to fight get unlocked, repeat.
>>35081519That's what they all say
What is your happiest memory:D
>>35081501Also, something tells me I should move to South Korea
would pump and dumping a turkish girl, then leaving her pregnant be a valid way of retribution against the ottomans?
>>35081543No, you need to stick around to give the child an Orthodox name
>>35081540I held hands with a girl in 1st grade and I think that was the happiest I've been.
>>35081540I dont really have a lot of them. Not being dramatic I just live a very boring uneventful life
>>35081524Arr rook same
>>35081528They have the kind of face I like, what can I say, less so on the blonde and blue eyes thingI just like freckled girls with a somewhat tanned look.
>>35081540I don't think I have one
>>35081540when this one girl in college checked on me several times because she thought i was depressed and lonely (i was)that was the closest to love i've ever been in my life
>>35081549Top and bottom left are the cutest imo
>>35081553they cute
>>35081535Women didn't select for that, men did by denying women financial independence so that they had no choice but to live with hideous men
>>35081546Aw I hope u get to hold hands w a girl soon anon>>35081547That’s ok! Did you have a nice moment at all this week? Enjoyed the weather mayb
>>35081460>first girl looks like creepychan!Exactly what I was thinking.I have very fond memories of /x/'s weekly ANTM threads. I emailed her a fan art I painted of her and she replied and said it was really good (it was not, but I was learning, and she was nice about it)I hope she's doing well. She got robbed on ANTM TWICE!
>>35081453top left kinda looks like you
>>35081557Like your 5'4 ass could've mined ore for 12 hours a day
It refined my type to Dark Hair, Bold Brows, Goth Gf. Any here look like this?
>>35081540I honestly don't know. My most vivid memories are always the negative ones
>>35081557you seem to be misinterpreting the term "select" in this context, anon
>>35081562That doesn't make women want to fuck a man, just makes him a useful workhorse
everybody posting their type. the real question is: are you your type's type?
>>35081570Definitely not.
>>35081558I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>35081570women's types are way broader than men so hopefully i am
I think about this clip a lot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-M7cT8tZsY
>>35081570Doubt.
>see one of the options >Think "wowza she hits the spot" >Realize she looks like my mother
>>35081570Hell no, most women avoid even looking at me.
>>35081538in that case i hopeu mentally prepare urself for that then, or have some sort of plan, it sounds like it might be kinda a harsh change given the circumstance >It gets compared to that a lot, but honestly it's more like a metroidvania.im guessing building bases/ structures arent as important there than it is in minecraft?
>>35081577Do grown ass men really watch guys with cartoon girl avatars giggle and babble like children and think it's good entertainment
>>35081570I don't think I'm anyone's type.
>>35081583>Guys with cartoon avatars copeWhat is this, 2018?
waka laka?
>>35081580It isn't that weird that you would be more comfortable and drawn to traits you subconsciously associate with familiar and safe emotions.
>>35081364
>>35081332i feel like i am too narcissistic to ever have problems like this. NPD for the win
>>35081582>im guessing building bases/ structures arent as important there than it is in minecraft?It's not suuuper important yeah. You do need a lot of chests to store items in, but you can throw those wherever. There's also lots of NPCs you unlock over time who need houses to spawn in and inhabit, but if you're lazy you can just cobble together a tiny square structure for them.Of course, one can still make pretty structures if they've a mind for it!
i've been clicking at this shit for over an hourwhy is the average man so abysmally ugly?
>>35081594ginger is a cutie
>>350815942nd row #4 is a crazy look
>>35081593i will admit the lighting graphics, even while simple, does slightly mog minecraft's assuming that image is unmodded
>>35081594>why is the average man so abysmally ugly?they're not ugly, you're just picky as fuck, vagina haver.
>>35081583No. but I do think the occasional clip is funny. But clippers and editors do a LOT of heavy lifting in finding quality clips from vtubers and streamers. I remember the first time I tried watching an actual stream from a vtuber who I'd seen in some pretty funny clips, and boy howdy did the editors do a lot to improve their comedic timing.
>>35081348MI don't know what this means.
my soda stream has arrived, and I am thoroughly carbonated.
>>35081600Yep, no mods there. Minecraft is kinda ugly without special shaders huh? Very washed out colors and bland lighting.
Rail thin girls with b-cups are where it's FUCKING AT!
>>35081604If I had one I'd be tempted to carbonate the most insane shit
>>35081594>why is the average man so abysmally ugly?That's how humans look, you should realize that the only reason the girls look so pretty is because they all submitted not only photos with makeup on, but also touched up images online
>>35081594Lol at moustachio
>>35081570Women in the service industry won't even make eye contact with me.
>>35081348lol
I want an RTS MMO as big as the world map wise
>>35081600>>35081593i love terraria...
>>35081607true true.. but terraria still lacks in the cute creatures that mc has that enough to win me over
>>35081615>Away from baby faceAIEEEEE
>>35081615Meds and Balkans
>>35080988m270
will I ick girls out if my body count isn't high enough?
>>35081623quite the opposite
>>35081620I just like older guys but I alr knew that
>>35081618Hey now, Terraria has plenty of adorable babies you can have as pets or whatever.
>>35081623if her bodycount is higher than yours she'll get the ick
>>35081628It's over for you, Anon.This is all your life amounted to, twitter repost bot.
>>35081583Most men receive no attention from women.
I think we can all agree that Metal Gear Solid 5 has the best gameplay but Metal Gear Solid 2 has the best story
Women, would you be upset if your man never ventured into the venereal realm?
>>35081628You guys hype up Latinas, then ignore shit like this
>>35081631Yup.I hate how much I enjoyed the gameplay of MGSV. If somebody described it to me I would think I would hate it, but I genuinely had so much fun pretty much the whole time I was playing it.
>>35081623Yes. >>35081624Fat shitter, don't lead my boy anon astray
>>35081583no I watch girls with big tits whisper words of affection in my ears
>>35081638>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soufLaO6RyMThis theory I listened to recently recontextualized MGSV's story for me in a way I find neat. The core idea is that you actually do play Big Boss throughout the entire game whose mind is fractured from previous events into dissociative personalities.
I tried to do the mytype but clicking through males and not a single one look a thing like me. Femanons are right, what the fuck are those choices
>>35081623Depends on why.If she finds you attractive it will be endearing, if she doesn't then it will be confirming to her own biases.Really anything you do or think will be defined by how attractive she finds you.
>>35081646This 2bqh
>>35081627can u breed them like u can mc?idk how to phrase that any less dirty >>35081641hey im just being honest, some girls prefer a virgin guy
>>35081624>>35081628>>35081641>>35081646I'm not a virgin
>How picky you are>Very open>You tap 15.1 of every 12 faces. Most people tap 3.7.Yeah I don't think this really works if you're desperate.
>>35081650>can u breed them like u can mc?Nah, they're just little guys who follow you around. Closest you can do in terms of multiplying minions is playing a summoner build and getting new equipment that lets you summon more stuff at once.Coincidentally summoners use whips as weapons, which isn't helping the dirtiness...
What do men spend their money on if they don’t wear makeup or care about beauty maintenance
>>35081654Video games, Door dash, Magic the Gathering Cards. skincare products, cooking stuff, Resin and IPA, gacha pulls.Hypothetically
>>35081654Hobby stuff mainly
>>35081654They spend it on onlyfans and then go back to whining about how no women wants them
>>35081654Going to the movies and drinking exactly one beer, also vaping.
>>35081590NTA. I wish I was a narcissist, it seems like a huge buff, especially with women.
>>35081655I don't spend my money. I'm just rotting until I decide to kill myself and then I'll rent a hooker to be nice to me for a month and jump off a cliff.
>>35081653>Coincidentally summoners use whips as weapons, which isn't helping the dirtiness...no wonder u like the same so much.. i see the type of man u are
>>35081654Man toys
>>35081662If you are already tapped out mentally then you have nothing to lose by trying stuff to see if something sticks
>>35081663I'm not a summoner player! Current run is a rogue! Sneaky and unassuming!
>>35081654vidyagames, food, movies, and tech junk.
>>35081594Women hurt my feelings
>>35081662Don't give up. Have you even tried alcoholism yet?
Anyone else think blondes aren't really hot?
>>35081615this is me. hey
>>35081662At least do something more cool than fucking a whore. Go on an expedition in the jungle or something.
>>35081662Can you lend a nigga a hand
>>35081655> gacha pullsI can’t play any gacha games anymor it’s so bad. All of my gaming money goes to makeup and clothes these days >>35081672Hey!!
>>35081671Compared to most of the world?
>>35081671blondes are mehblonds are hot>>35081667kek i'll choose to believe u anon
>>35081671I never used to get it, it took me some time to see the appeal. And I don't think it would be as sought after if natural blondes were more common worldwide. I especially think when women get older they can easily look washed out with light hair, especially if their eyebrows are als quite light naturally.
>>35081662Rent me and I’ll convince u to live in a month
>>35081671blonde women are unmoggable if they're in shape, well groomed and not ugly.>>35081677i wont say she is ugly but the skintone and darkcircles just make her look extremely unattractive to me
>>35081654Women require men to buy and maintain houses that cost hundreds of thousands of USD and expensive cars and set money aside for the biggest woman hobby there is, traveling.
>>35081654>What do men spend their money on if they don’t wear makeup or care about beauty maintenanceNothing really, besides the basics.I don't date, I don't have dependents, I don't have a car/I use public transportation, I only play old games, all of my electronics are pre-covid.I just save.
>>35081682oh wait she has a moustache. ABORT!she is ugly as FUCK
>page 6>near the image limit again
>>35081671I like blonde Goths for some reason, but the "basic blonde" isn't my type.
>>35081683Would you not have a house and a car without a woman like im confused why ur mad
>>35081686You called?
>>35081690If I didn't need a gf I'd live in a clapped out 2000s suv
>>35081690I wouldn't have to spend 15 years saving to become eligible. A room and a kitchen and a balcony and a bathroom would be sufficient. I also wouldn't need to own a vehicle.
>image limitNext Thread>>35081694>>35081694>>35081694
>>35081650>hey im just being honest, some girls prefer a virgin guyI'm 33, and you're the only woman I've ever heard of preferring inexperienced men.
>>35081650they'll prefer a virgin guy and then never fuck him and forcefully open the relationship instead.
>>350816543D printer filament and partscar partsClothesGym equipment
>>35081698virgin women prefer virgin mennon virgin women prefer non virgin menmost women are not virgins >>35081700weird headcannon
>>35081660>it seems like a huge buff, especially with women.Very true
>>35081671I think that they have an easier time looking baseline hot but the highest ceiling of attraction on a woman is light skin with dark hair
>>35081676Only ones I still play are ZZZ, Limbus Company, and Sword of Convallaria. ZZZ is falling out of favor with me due to the animation creep making new characters just feel like I am watching a cutscene but my wife/mom Kafka is being brought in so they got me for at least another patch or two.
>>35081710>virgin women prefer virgin menI don't think any femanon here has lost their virginity to a virgin. It seems about 60% had their first time with a hookup or fuckbuddy. For example >>35080211
>>35081719ZZZ gets a bad rap for being a gacha but it's actually fun and engaging if you bother to learn to play it well and not just button mash.still, the characters are really hit and miss, and not-china really killed the interest for me.
>>35081722i should have phrased it better my badi meant that the women that do prefer virgin men are likely virgns toonot that virgin women on average prefer virgin men, i can agree w u that that is most likely not the case for most
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>>35081728I see, thanks for clarifying.
>>35081654boats
>>35081540First time I woke up in bed with my ex
>>35081644That’s stupid
