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>>35081699Hey
>>35081699Hi
>>35081701Should we kiss
Who is we?
Hey all
>>35081704if you're a woman, sure
>>35081706Hey
>>35081705Everyone together >>35081708Ok yay
either genderwhat r u doing up past ur bedtime?
>>35081715I go sleep now goodnite everybunny
>>35081715I woke up like an hour ago
>>35081694M or FDid you lose your virginity to a virgin?If not, how much experience did they have?
I don't think I could date a woman who wasn't exactly my type because if I met her later my eyes would definitely wander
>>35081715I was sick past week and I woke up at 11pm>>35081721MI have not lost my virginity at all.>>35081723I am pretty quick to find people who "aren't my type" suddenly become my type through their personality and interacting with them. It won't turn a 2 into a 10 but people can grow or sour on me quick
>>35081723finally a man who thinks like meimagine if i met my type and she brutally mogs my wife like this, immediate ick desu
I want a girl with a big butt to sit on my peenor
>>35081715Playing wow forever.
>>35081731ntafaction and ruleset?
What is your all time favorite porn scene?For me it's the hannah west blowjob scene. you know the one.
>>35081725were u the one asking if alcohol would help ur sickness ?>>35081720goodmorning>>35081718goodnight
>>35081731Same same same>>35081733RP-PvP Alliance
Femanons, if you're a Tomboy or Goth, please do this test https://mytype.fyi/ and post results.
>>35081736>were u the one asking if alcohol would help ur sickness ?No, I only drink as social lube with others.
>>35081739>social lubefunny, first ive heard that one
My airpod's noise cancellation was sounding weird, turns out I got a zit in my ear that's swelling up for some reason, damn.
if you could fuck 1 femanon from atoga, who would you choose?
>>35081715M. It's 8:40am in civilised parts of the world.
>>35081744SNL
Looking for a cute femanon to marry me and go live together in the middle of the Pacific ocean on an atoll as we farm pearls
>>35081721M.>Did you lose your virginity to a virgin?No.>If not, how much experience did they have?A lot. Which was a very good decision on my part, incidentally, as was telling her that it was my first time. Made it so much less stressful.
>>35081744JH
>>35081745well british anon, its 1 am over here for the yanks
>>35081744that one nice, single lonely, femanon
>>35081735>What is your all time favorite porn scene?M. I don't watch porn.
>>35081744birdanon. i've heard she is hot af
>>35081733PVP horde skelf warrior
>>35081744>if you could fuck 1 femanon from atoga, who would you choose?My girlfriend (again). She's amazing.
>>35081744Foot FaceyIf we're talking about modern atoga?Fat Chaser
>>35081758did u say me cuz ur fat (^ u ^) ?
>>35081756Same, spawn camp every alliance you can.
>>35081758Foot facey is hot and doesn't have a foot face. Idk why you all call her that.(I'm only calling her that because it's how everybody identifies her, I don't agree with it)
>>35081758who the fuck is foot facey
>>35081760No, you complimented my hairI'm not fat.>>35081762>Idk why you all call her that.I'm pretty sure QT gave her that name and it stuck.Same as Oxford, Bimbo, London, etc...
My GF is very busy so we usually only meet on friday or wednesdayIve taken a second GF for the weekends.Is that acceptable?
>>35081745It's funny how Brits and Americans see the English as civilized, while the rest of the world sees you as the rednecks/gopniks/bogans of western Europe.
>>35081765>Ive taken a second GF for the weekends.>Is that acceptable?So long as both of them know about each other and they're both fine with it, sure.
>>35081763it's over for /atoga/
>>35081767Obviously they dont, but I need /atoga/'s approval
>>35081765Of course, Chad's rights are important.
>>35081769You ain't gettin' it.
>>35081766ntaare brits and the english not the same ppl? wth
>>35081772You're asking if "Britain" and "England" are the same thing? No. Britain includes Scotland and Wales as well.
>>35081744birdanonshes the only one i would trust to not hurt my feelings about my small pp
>>35081744>if you could fuck 1 femanon from atoga, who would you choose?It would probably make her uncomfortable if I said it.Femanon, it's probably (You) if it'd make you uncomfortable
>>35081772Brittan in the whole islandThat includes Ireland, Scotland, WalesEngland is just England
>>35081772All Englishman are brits, not all brits are English.
>>35081715Bedtime isn't real>>35081772Isn't Britain also Wales, Scotland, and part of Ireland?
>>35081773>>35081777>>35081778so confusing for no reason, why can’t u guys just each be ur own country and leave it at that
>>35081773English forgetting northern Ireland again
>>35081777Britain does not include Ireland. The United Kingdom includes both Britain and Northern Ireland. If you want to include the Republic of Ireland as well, and also all outlying islands, then you call that "The British Isles". But Ireland (the Republic of Ireland) is a completely separate country.
>>35081781IRA hands typed this post
>>35081782No, not at all. Northern Ireland is part of the UK, but not part of Britain.
>>35081781>so confusing for no reason, why can’t u guys just each be ur own country and leave it at thatThe English like conquering shit
Who here part of the British diaspora?
>>35081775i know who you're talking about
i wonder how many current active posters ate/plan to eat beans and toast today
>>35081694M or FWhat do you do for work?
M here, I am fully convinced the F that turned me down still likes me. I think she ran off when things got real and turned to a Hinge relationship. I know she's fucking the dude, but I'm not convinced that someone who told me 2 weeks before downloading the app again that she loved me to my face that she's not fully interested. I can give more details if interested, but I'd prefer to keep the details private if possible.I know I need to wait for whatever her Hinge thing going on needs to pass, but realistically what do I do here? I know there's something there and I don't know specifically what to do or if waiting will ruin any chance i have left.
>>35081787She said brits though, aren't citizens of the UK brits?
>>35081792I hate that women aren't pursuing big asses anymore
>>35081793>I know she's fucking the dude,>she loved me to my face that she's not fully interested.I can't believe guys still fall for this shit in 2026.She doesn't love you.You are just a backup.And even if she did love you, she does not respect you, and a woman can't be with a man she doesn't respect
>>35081793>I am fully convincedBased on what exactly?
>>35081715It is 10am and I am trying to call a doctor.
>>35081793she doesnt give a fuck about you + shes probably annoyed by how much of a cuck simp you're being
>>35081794>She said brits though, aren't citizens of the UK brits?"British" people are from Britain.
>>35081793>I know she's fucking the dude, but I'm not convinced that someone who told me 2 weeks before downloading the app again that she loved me to my face that she's not fully interestedLeave that trifling thot be. Trust me, I've been in almost the exact same situation and it practically destroyed my life.
>>35081800what happened?
Protip: I always tell girls Im looking for a serious relationship, even when Im not. It gets them to sleep with you much easier.
>>35081802So they're just Irish?
Is no one going to give me a chance to show off by asking what the difference is between "Britain" and "Great Britain"?
>>35081804Fuckers just have a recorded message of "we can't pick up the phone right now, please try again later" for like half an hour now.
>>35081805>Protip: I always tell girls Im looking for a serious relationship, even when Im not. It gets them to sleep with you much easier.Only works when you're good looking. If you're average like me you'll come across as desperate and clingy.
>>35081799A few things. We spent a few months video chatting and stuff, she didn't live far away, but we didn't get to hang out too often. We had a romantic night one of the nights we did to put it in a way, and when she went home she was showing me the gift she was making for my mom and talking about me meeting her family next. Then all of a sudden she flipped on it, but never told me to my face, and instead had a mutual friend tell me. I think she was bothered that I was going back to university and didn't have a job.>>35081801I haven't said a word to her in weeks ever since it happened. I told her what she did was fucked up and left it there.>>35081803I'm getting to that point. I want to forget her, but I can't.
>>35081809no i mean why do u need to go to the doctors?
>>35081792CNC machines
>>35081806>So they're just Irish?The Northern Irish are UK citizens. But many of them see themselves as Irish. Under the terms of the Good Friday Agreement, they can have either British or Irish passports.
>>35081811Ahh. She was lonely. Once she got enough affection to make her feel better she snapped back to reality and tried to let you down easy. Take her word for it and don't try to draw your own conclusions here.
>>35081816Specifically what she said to me was that she was afraid a relationship isn't guaranteed to work and she didn't want to lose me. Plus, she deleted Hinge the entire time she was talking to me. I think there's more to it because she's been holding back a lot of information from our mutual friend that's been stuck in between it.
For the curious:>The Belfast Agreement, more often called the Good Friday Agreement, contains within it a commitment by the British and Irish governments to allow the people of Northern Ireland to identify and be accepted as Irish, British, or both, and a right to hold both British and Irish citizenship. This part of the Agreement is often known as the ‘birthright protection’.https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-8571/
>>35081813I have a nail fungus on my big nail and my GP got me a tincture to put on, but he isn't sure if it's working well so he sent me to a dermatologist. I'm trying to call for an appointment.
>>35081793>realistically what do I do here?You accept that she isn't interested and move on.
>>35081807what the difference between holland and the netherlands?
>>35081818>didn't want to lose me>deleted hinge, but then downloaded it again and started fucking a guy and not talking to me You're only hurting yourself with this delusion
>>35081814Robots that do rape roleplay?
>>35081826
Everyone has metal roofs here, what is your roof made of?
>>35081811>We had a romantic night one of the nights we did to put it in a way>when she went home she was showing me the giftesl?>I want to forget her, but I can't.You got a crumb of pussy and fell for a girl who treated you as attention.She does not give a fuck about you.She is getting railed right now by some due she barely knows while you're here bitching to us.
>>35081828the skulls of women.
>>35081828The dicks and cunts of my frenemies.
>>35081829>esl?bottle of gin
>>35081819Ah, so they're British.
https://x.com/lzy1082285/status/2119375983585464549is this good advice?
>>35081836aint clicking that shit
>>35081836>Translated from ChineseI'm gonna say no.
>>35081836Fuck off.
foids be honestwhy are you single?
you ever get so tired that you feel crusty, almost too tired to jack off but also at the same time, the crusty exhausted vibe adds to the mood and makes you want to jack offf?
>>35081834so you're drinking a bottle of gin, posting about her, while she's swallowing another man's cum?Even if she did want to date you, how could you possibly take her back?
>>35081839im not chinese. it just popped up in my feed
>>35081828Idk about the new one but we had asphalt shingles before. Some people have metal roofs because snow but they cost more $.
>>35081793>>35081811I'm not one of the incel spammers, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't hate women. And being in your shoes several years ago is the main reason why. Save your soul while you still can
>>35081823>what the difference between holland and the netherlands?Technically "Holland" is just one part of the Netherlands, but colloquially it is usually used to refer to the whole country.
>>35081843No. Never.
Please state gender and share your perspective. >>35055336I'd appreciate if you read the whole thing.
>>35081836>is this good advice?Absolutely nothing about that is good advice. You'd permanently injure yourself doing all that.
>>35081836>is this good advice?MThe foreskin bit is ridiculous, but you should masturbate a few times before losing your virginity so you'll last a respectable amount of time.
>>35081845Stop shitting up the thread with your social media trash.
>>35081744i would choose korrasami to fuck me
>>35081866Is fat fetish poster bi or are you someone else?
>>35081868i am not this fat fetish person
>>35081744JH and Fat Shitter are the only femanons who'd be flattered by being namedropped here
>>35081870whys it bad to like hearing a nice guy say he'd be willing to give me a chance?>>35081868not me + i am fully straight
>>35081805>Protip: I always tell girls Im looking for a serious relationship, even when Im not. It gets them to sleep with you much easier.It's funny, women are sometimes surprised when they find out I'm not lying about only wanting a serious relationship.
genderwhat would your patronus charm be
>>35081871If I gave you one chance how would you prove that you're gf material?
>>35081744Fuck and marry, the femanon I used to talk to in private.
>>35081876feed u a nice big meal then rub ur belly while we cuddle
>>35081871It's not, I'm just stating a fact. You shouldn't assume someone is nice just because they want to fuck you though.
>>35081877Good choice
What are some places or activities where I can find nice people?For now I've had good luck in: volunteering, theatre, amateur sport groupsI need more, I want more nice people.
>>35081744London, but she probably wouldn't like me.
why did God give me hobbies that are unattractive to women
>>35081875>what would your patronus charm beM. A dormouse.
>>35081881Look up the gender ratio of different activities and choose the ones with the fewest men
>>35081844>Even if she did want to date you, how could you possibly take her back?I don't know, I'm still working through that in my head. I think she was afraid of the exact thing she ended up doing. If/when she shows up again I want to find my closure in seeing if she's worth even talking to again.>>35081848I understand. If anything else I think if this goes how I think it's going, I don't want to deal with romance anymore and go back to being a fuckboy.
>>35081886>God makes me play video games
>>35081890its not video games, at least not that much anymore
>>35081889NTA. The cuckboy to fuckboy pipeline? Is there such a thing?
>>35081875MJust do the Patronus charm quiz
>>35081891You get my point, don't be pedantic
>>35081852M. I don't think you're going to get any other perspectives besides what you got in your original thread. Manipulating men emotionally is what escorts do for a living, and they're very good at it. She would have sussed out precisely what you want her to be, and then become that for you. What exactly are you hoping is going to happen here? Do you think she's going to "quit the life" and marry you? Are you expecting her to keep working but see you off the clock (but still paying for dates, I expect)? What's the long term goal?
>>35081892I had 2 women this year before I started talking to her, but I wasn't interested in them romantically. In fact, one of them was engaged.
>>35081884>London, but she probably wouldn't like me.Lol it's hard to answer this question when you factor in who wouldn't be disgusted by you
>>35081896Kek, did her cuck find out about it?
>>35081899He didn't and he was trying to help me get this woman which makes me feel even worse about it.
>>35081866>i would choose korrasami to fuck meLike... with a strapon?
There was this very pretty girl that wouldn't stop looking in my general direction while on bus. I didn't want to look her way too much because I think she has a bf, but when I did look she wasn't looking directly at me so it may have just been a coincidence.
>>35081900Oof. So he married the ho?
>>35081903Soon
>>35081904Tell him. It's the only way to make things right.
>>35081894I mean you like to do what you like to do. and forcing yourself to do something will never make it enjoyable
>>35081888Why though, men are alright too as long as they're nice people
>>35081906I think in a cosmic sense I'm already suffering the consequences.
>>35081901either interpretation is valid, i do not mind
>>35081744I flicked it to the thought of Elsanon a ton back when she was around. If anything or anyone singlehandedly turned me bi, it was her. So I pick her.
>>35081902Maybe she was scared of you and keeping an eye on you?
>>35081897In some cases I can suspend my disbelief, but she's legitimately very hot and probably only likes very handsome and fit men.
>>35081875F. Horse.
>>35081875Mmuscular futanari
>>35081884tfw i missed out on atoga golden age when all these stacies used to browse this site
>>35081913If she was scared she'd get off the bus or not stand next to me.
>>35080951>Probably sleeping with a married woman>>35080958>I fucked my brother's wife several times. >I felt bad about it and then did it again. Not proud.>>35080961>I posted my body on here for attention and I have a partner>>35079702>How's your cuckhubby? Does he still not know what you do here?>>35081896>I had 2 women this year before I started talking to her, but I wasn't interested in them romantically. In fact, one of them was engaged/atoga/ Chads cucking the absolute FUCK out of normie husbands!
>>35081875Malesame as >hers
>>35081919it's bedtime for you mrjt
>>35081918>If she was scared she'd get off the bus or not stand next to me.She needed to get to where she was going and was in a hurry.
>>35081916based king
>>35081922She shouldn't take the same bus every time then.
If a woman is fucking two men, how do you decide which is the cuck?
>>35081721>Did you lose your virginity to a virgin?No, I lost my virginity to my wife. Her body count at the time was in the 60's. >>35081738I got fucking Dula Deep and Lana Del Rey>>35081852The daughter bit is more important than the escort part. It's clearly something she does to support her child. But that anon doesn't seem the type to want to play step-dad.>>35081875>what would your patronus charm bePottermore says black stallion>>35081919>I fucked my brother's wife several times. >I felt bad about it and then did it again. Not proud.Genuinely deserves the death sentence.
>>35081916Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean your patronus should be
Do dicks sweat?>inb4male btw
>>35081921No idea who Mr jt is, but I'm not a namefag regardless
>>35081925What do you imagine is the alternative? Get a bus that doesn't go to her destination? Stand around in the rain for half an hour?
>>35081928>No, I lost my virginity to my wife.Did you not get fucked by some men before her?
>>35081929thats not how patronuses workotherwise Sirius was a wolfsexual and James wanted to fuck deer
>>35081927The one with more emotional attachment to her. I could be a wife's boyfriend for example, but never a girlfriend's husband.
i genuinely feel like i can never connect with another woman. it feels like all i care about now is satisfying my lust and that's it. does this mean i am a bad person?
Just pissed out the brownest piss I've ever seen, I'm sick.
>>35081937>brownest pissyou sure you aren't internally bleeding bud?
>>35081902Shit, add another one to the pile >>35081919
>>35081939that's amber, mine is just condensed piss
>>35081932Take the bus before the one in question. If you're actually scared of someone you avoid them even if it's somewhat inconvenient.
>>35081936Nah, women wouldn't uphold hookup culture if it was harmful to them.
>>35081936I don't seek romantic attachment because I can just simulate the intensity of sexual and romantic connection in my head without experiencing any of the pain of the real thing.
>>35081930Yes.
>>35081937Are you my ex? I dumped a guy with hep C and diverticulitis. He didn't respect me. He prioritized someone else's pleasure and wishes over mine, so I decided to stop helping him. I wanted to be his care giver and give him a comfortable place when he inevitably dies. Now I don't care if he rots on the street.
>>35081910So don't let him suffer marrying a whore out of ignorance.
>>35081934So a patronus shouldn't be a futa human either way?
>>35081950why not?
>>35081948I'm stonecold incel, anon.
>>35081933>Did you not get fucked by some men before her?No, it was one guy after we broke up.
>>35081909>Why though, men are alright too as long as they're nice peopleBut they're less likely to be
>>35081948How old of a fucked were you dating?
>>35081848>its womens fault that I chose to simpCan you explain your fuckass 4 year old kid tier logic here? How is it the womans fault taht you cling to a girl who clearly doesn't like you back instead of moving on to the next one like an adult man?
>>35081948kek, interesting date.
>>35081955So that guy took your virginity then
>>35081919>so desperate for pussy you backstab your own flesh and blood borther for a crumb>ChadYeah no. Its the most cucked shit possible, and 90% tghe woman only took part to get off on being so desirable that she could get a man to shit on his brother to get her coochie. Little does she know that they guy has no integrity and is simply a whipped cuck to pussy.
>>35081946>I don't seek romantic attachment because I can just simulate the intensity of sexual and romantic connection in my head without experiencing any of the pain of the real thing.NTA. But I learned to lucid dream, and I've since stopped dating women.
>>35081952Because it's always a non-human animal you don't wanna fuck, otherwise Snape would just conjure Harry's mom
You guys got any movie recs, I'll take something from 1950s to 2019.
>>35081945>a patronus shouldn't be a futa humanWhy did you delete?
>>35081969they replied to the wrong person silly
everyone i knew from highschool or college is suddenly getting married and engaged. idk what's happening and i feel like it's too late for me now
Why are atoga men so hard on themselves when in actuality they're BVLLS?
>>35081967Seeing as the patronus is almost always the animal form of the person snapes patronus being a doe is pretty much conjuring harry's mom in animal form
>>35081958We first met in late 2017. I'm in my 30s and he's in his late 20s. I haven't spoke with him in months, now. Almost a year, maybe. I am doing really well without him in my life. Finally driving, back in school, focused on my health, opening my heart to new people, etc. I never thought I would let go of him.
>>35081971I'm not exactly sure what's so enviable about marriage, I see the most pathetic excuses for males rushing into it.
>>35081974damn, keep that nigga outta your life, I can't believe woman would get played by young niggas too.
>>35081974I was thinking he was a geriatric.
>>35081965I literally never even started.
You know what time it is?Pizza time.
>>35081976>I'm not exactly sure what's so enviable about marriage, I see the most pathetic excuses for males rushing into it.That's why other men have sex with their wives behind their back.
>>35080958If you had any shame you'd tell him about it.
>>35081974Okay, buit I'm not aware that someone would need a caregiver because of HEP C and Diverticulities. Those are sucky chronic diseases, but far from disabling or lethal with treatement. Seems your puffing yourself up a bit here. And frankly as if you were looking for someone who would be dependent on you and thus obedient.
>>35081980Based. You only missed out on bills and betrayals
>>35081962No, my wife did. Are you defining virginity as the first time a biological penis enters a vagina?>>35081971Just wait until they all have kids too.
>>35081976i feel like it's too late for me to be normal. i'm still figuring out how to talk to a woman while people my age are settling down. i am not just talking about marrying
>>35081974Is this homewrecker femanon?
>>35081989I of course, relate to your struggle and empathize. But I kind of pity the ones getting married
>>35081979Oh, I dated someone in his 80s who was more healthy than this guy. I usually prefer older partners because they have more wisdom to pass down, and they're more mature about things like chronic pain, etc. I'm just glad I didn't catch hep C or anything from him. He's probably HIV poz at this point. He wouldn't touch me often because I refused to do meth and fentanyl with him. He only enjoys intimacy and such when he's high. It's really sad. He'll probably never change. I imagine he will die before he even gets the surgery he needs or he will die during surgery.
>>35081987the pull to actually love someone is too strong for me to truly be satisfied like this
My life would be complete if I can move a soul like this with my arthttps://x.com/thewaronbeauty/status/2118433873097011402
>>35081914>she's legitimately very hot and probably only likes very handsome and fit men.I think she's said as much. Lol
>>35081959>Can you explain your fuckass 4 year old kid tier logic here? How is it the womans fault taht you cling to a girl who clearly doesn't like you back instead of moving on to the next one like an adult man?NTA.I think the save your soul part implies he knows it's not women's fault.
>>35081995While this woman is right to be disgusted by the ugliness she sees, I think her view on what makes art good is incredibly naiive.
>>35081988>Are you defining virginity as the first time a biological penis enters a vagina?Also, yes. Although, there are oral and anal virginities too.
>>35081995you do not aim high enough as an artist
>>35081992I was close to marriage at one point but they asked for too much of me for the 'privilege' of being with being with them.
>>35082003What other types of virginities are there? Handjob virginity? Creampie virginity? Facial virginity?
>>35080951>Probably sleeping with a married womanWtf. I thought you were a virgin?Is there more than 1 Ohio?
>>35081995>Kiki Smith is a German-born American artistShe's German, of course she's going to make scat art.
>>35081992it sucks bruh. im too sad n depressed to do anything now
>>35081995Cute girl, would wife.
>>35082009>yet only american culture allows her to make poop art
>>35082007The creampie one is a bit redundant, and the others aren't cavities
>>35082005What can be higher than scaring hoes?
MENWhat kind of car do you drive
>>35082006>they>themI think I see the problem...
>>35082015car?
>>35082015I don't drive
>>35082015i don't drive or have a car
>>35082015a manual
>>35082013How is it redundant? And I didn't know a virginity was a cavity thing.
men, r u a good singer?
>>35082014art is simply not required for this
>>35082001>I think the save your soul part implies he knows it's not women's fault.The "I hate women" part contradicts that.
>>35082015It's Euro hours. These dudes take the bus.
>>35082015
>>35082007>>35082013>Creampie virginityTheoretically, you can deliver jizz and impregnate a woman through artificial means. That would count, but it's not common enough yet to become an established descriptor.
>>35082015I don't have a driver's license.
>>35082028>artificial meansI mean, if it's real cum then can any sort of delivery method really be called "artificial"?
>>35082007>>35082013If you focus on the psychological aspect (do you know what sex is like) I would argue that climaxing with another person present and/or climaxing because of something you do to a person or they to you, is more impactful and meaningful than something like whether you've had a mouth on your genitals or only a hand.
>>35081988NTA, but there's a reason men don't feel cucked about ffm threesomes, they don't view other women as competitorsProbably because while another woman can't impregnate anyone, he has a chance to impregnate two women at the same time
>>35081928>Her body count at the time was in the 60's.Unironically how do you do this? I can't see myself being comfortable with someone with a view and experience of intimacy so differently to my own.
>>35082034I agree, but I'd make it even more broad and say it doesn't need to include climaxing. Like I'd argue that I lost my virginity sucking a dick way before I orgasmed with a bf, since it was a purposeful sexual interaction.
>>35081962>after we broke up.You got divorced?
>>35082034Kek, most of millennials and zoomers lost their virginities to virtual husbandos and waifus then
>>35082025Yeah taking the bus doesn't have the same social significance as in the US, sorry. Sold my car after not using it for over a year as it was more time consuming than just taking the bus.
>>35082037NTA. It's pretty easy to just accept it as a disconnect between you and your partner's journey to find what they want from a relationship. As long as the endpoint is you two sharing the same values and expectations of the relationship, who cares? Assuming they have no physical or emotional baggage, of course.
>>35082044I think I'm looking for a different type of connection than that.
>>35082038I agree. I know some people will feel otherwise because they prefer to focus on what is concrete and less subjective. But to me it makes zero sense to say, someone who was black out drunk, fucked a girl and came in half a minute is less of a virgin than someone who had a months long relationship having oral sex, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, everything but no penetration. At least if you see losing your virginity as finding out what sex is like.>>35082040Another person in your head or even an AI avatar that does things on their own volition but does not have their own physical body, cannot hold you, cannot kiss with you, cannot look at you with any sincere and spontaneous emotion in their eyes and so on is not a partner in a meaningful sex. It is just a more immersive way of masturbating and fantasizing.
>>35082015Miata for now but I'm getting something new soon
>>35082045How you and a partner reconcile differences in sexual pasts doesn't define your connection, it's just a part of understanding and accepting the other person.
>>35082046I'm glad someone else here agrees. Tired of virginity talk being solely about dick in pussy.
>>35082037I'd say her sleeping with her married boss is a bigger red flag. However, it could be argued that for people with such a number of past sexual partners, situations like these are more commonplace and this is one of the main reasons why having that many past partners serves as a red flag.
how do I stop being scared of girls I find attractive
>>35082037>Unironically how do you do this?At the time, I was a bit insecure. Just because I hate not being good at things. But she was very understanding and patient with me, and I think those insecurities were put to rest when I got experience outside of her and understood that sex is what you make it. Her past wasn't what we have.>>35082051Scare them instead. Like Monsters Inc.
>>35082034That's cool and all, but sex doesn't necessarily involve love. Rape for sure doesn't.
>>35082052do I need to get those scream containers too who even makes those anymore
>>35082015The amount of non-drivers is at the same time surprising and not.
>>35082048It's not about the "past" per se, but the type of intense, one on one chemistry i want with someone. I don't think a person with a bodycount past a certain point can possibly align like that.
>>35081920this dude got cucked so bad man
does snape even have another name or is he just snape is snape a surname or a nickname
>>35082046>someone who was black out drunk, fucked a girl and came in half a minute is less of a virgin than someone who had a months long relationship having oral sex, mutual masturbation, dirty talk, everything but no penetration.NTA, anons would call the other guy a cuck for wasting so much time compared to the more pragmatic fuckboy.
>>35082037Different anon but I lost my virginity to my partner who had been with over 20 women, he could not tell me exactly how many. I used to think it was very important to me to be with someone who had a similarly (relatively) low number, but my outlook on that changed. For one thing because I realized that most of the men valuing a woman's inexperience were lots more conservative than I was, that this was a group of people that if anything I did not typically share a lot of morals with. I also realized that the fact I was quite late to lose it was less about morals/preference than I liked to tell myself and more about simply being afraid of sex, being insecure etc so it never felt right. That it was more coincidental than I liked to admit in that regard.To top it off, my partner was ten years older. I became very aware that many of the things I appreciated about him were directly tied to the fact that he had been close to women in his adult life, that odds were if I had been his first, he had lived a pretty lonely life up until he had met me and that was hardly something I wanted for him. It also helped me face that my years of abstinence had taken a toll on my pride and happiness (even though I would not change it if I could go back because there's no point in forcing anything, but still). Wordy reply but it really boils down to that having a similar (lack of) sexual experience does not mean nearly as much as I thought it would/did, in terms of compatibility in life perspective.
>>35082054Get the laughter ones. They're just rebranded scream containers.
>>35082060Severus
>>35082057If you say so. I think that, if you feel that way, you're going to be fundamentally incompatible with those sorts of people for reasons beyond just this topic.
>>35082060It's his last name. He's called Severus Snape
How bad is it that I get hard around women?
>>35082065>you're going to be fundamentally incompatible with those sorts of people for reasons beyond just this topic.Can you say more? I know what you probably mean but I'd like to hear your opinion
>>35082060Severus is his first name. Snape is his surname from his muggle father. His mother was a pureblood with the surname Prince. Thus he calls himself the half-blood Prince.
>>35082061Sure, many anons would but it is a pretty retarded take because I guarantee the "cuck" had light years more pleasure, fun and gained experience in those months than the guy who just wakes up with a blurry memory of something hot around his dick. That is only preferable if you care more about "scoring" and getting confirmation that someone will take you inside - how it looks or sounds on paper, basically - than you care about your own sexual life and experiences.>>35082053That is very true but I also would argue that someone who got raped did not meaningfully experience sex. I mean let's face it, if you want to hyperfocus on physical sensation alone and on penetration alone, it becomes very hard to argue that dildos do not deflower anyone but penises do. But I think most still care about the bigger picture of the whole experience.>>35082049We walk among you! Cheers, happy for it as well.
>>35082037No standards and permanent acquisition of new partners, thats how. Which is also why this insane amount of partners is a red flag in both men and women. Going full conservacuck of course means to throw the baby out with the bathwater, but extreme promiscuity always points to an unhelathy relationship with sex.
>>35082058if there's a thing I would change about HP is to make Harry be secretly Snapes son
>>35082068Not, as long as you don't act creepy (staring, standing too close, positioning yourself so your boner is visible). It's nobody's business what your body is up to privately. Not like women never get wet around others, we just can't be caught for it.
>>35081964>tghe woman>that they guySaar
>>35082062Thanks for sharing your experience> I was quite late to lose it was less about morals/preference than I liked to tell myself and more about simply being afraid of sex, being insecure etc so it never felt right. I've honestly dropped the "morality" thing a long time, and I'm ultimately just afraid of intimacy, unhappy with myself, and unfortunately kind of comfortable being alone in fantasy instead of a real relationship.
>>35082062>having a similar (lack of) sexual experience does not mean nearly as much as I thought it would/did, in terms of compatibility in life perspective.I don't know, I am presonally not willing to cope the imbalance when I meet an experienced woman and consigning myself to a monogamous relationship with her instead of making up for the experiences I missed out on. I often wonder whether women understand that getting into a fixed relationship with your first(s) is not a good proposition as an older male virgin.
>>35082069I have to drive to work so I can't give my thoughts the time they need to be expressed well. But fundamentally, I think that the nuances between what people want from a partner and what they expect from their peers reflects their needs in a relationship.
>>35082073How would that fit into the story?
>>35082032Yes.Obviously.
has anyone here cold approached a woman before?
>>35082080Oh.
>>35082081It doesn't work.
>hook up up with guy>he has a tiny penis>hook up with girl>she has a rancid vaginawhich is worse
>>35082071Okay, but imagine it's the same girl. The first guy spends months to establish that connection and the second guy just fucks her without wasting nearly as much effort. Who's the cuck in that situation?
>>35082073>if there's a thing I would change about HP is to make Harry be secretly Snapes sonSnape is a cuck though, it wouldn't make sense to make James a cuck.
>>35082078I think you're correct about that
>>35082085You can wash a cunt.
>>35082086Trvke. Chad doesn't have to work for anything. Everyone just gives it to him without him ever asking.
>>35082084i watched a clav stream for the first time and it seemed to work for him even though he is autistic
girls are so awful. i bet they smell bad. the worst thing about girls? their smell. they smell like bread sometimes. what girls should really do is wash their ass and armpits. woo boy. you really smell like dirt or old onion sometimes. its really harsh on my sensitive nose. i dont like it. you should really take a shower or something, or do some laundry or something. you smell bad and eat shitty food too. your house smells bad and you eat the worst food ever.
>>35081735>What is your all time favorite porn scene?>For me it's the hannah west blowjob scene. you know the one.I liked her chemistry with the guy in that scene. Too bad she got raped on set and quit the industry. Same thing happened to Stoya, Aria Lee, and a bunch of others. I'm thinking I should start watching only lesbian porn.
We are all the children of God
>>35082093Clav is Clav. You're not him, are you?
>>35082093>i watched a clav stream for the first time and it seemed to work for him even though he is autisticHe's Chad, of course it works
>>35082087>social outcast>your oneitis marries your bully and has his baby>still wish the best for her>join a chud wizard supremacy cult>said cult loses after killing your oneitis>spend the rest of your life watching over your oneitis' chad husband's son >get murdered, dying aloneBrvtal. Women are fucking incredibly adept at writing deftly woven cuck narratives. Its insane.
>>35082071>"cuck" had light years more pleasure, fun and gained experience in those months than the guy who just wakes up with a blurry memory of something hot around his dickTo be fair, that emotional experience and investment would only make the humiliation much worse for the first guy>>35082086
>>35082076You're welcome! Maybe morality is the wrong word and it is more accurate to say that for a long time I saw myself as a person who naturally was only able to desire sex with very rare people very important to me. And I realized over time that this was just a very flattering outlook on something that was more messy. I am still together with the man who took my virginity, for example, but I slept with him right away (and really wanted to, initiated it, everything) so it is only a technicality at this point that I have never had a one night stand. If he had not fallen in love with me, I would have had one. For the record just because your feelings might come from a difficult place does not mean they are not valid or should be ignored. This is also what I meant when I said I would not take my years alone back if I could because I still remember at the time I was just not in the headspace to seek out anything healthy. I also definitely relate to the being comfortable in fantasy (for me it was an obsessive half-requited crush that allowed me to feel some excitement without ever having to "deliver"). Sometimes it just takes time, or the right person, until you feel different. But I know a lot of people here are burdened by the idea that they will not be able to relate to others with a different past and in my experience as someone who used to feel the same way, that is false. >>35082077If you are not personally willing to cope then you aren't, it is your (dating) life and you should definitely do what you want and vice versa. I think a lot of men feel the way that you do. Unfortunately it also contributes to the negative reputation of older male virgins, though, the idea that they are looking for a practice gf and not a serious partner.
>>35082086>wasting Dude, why do you think exploring each other's body, making out, grinding, oral and all that is all wasted unless you get to cum in her snatch? That is an insanely negative view of sexuality. I would expect a guy in this hypothetical to feel kind of snubbed and I understand that. Though I also think most people move slower with their first partner(s) compared to later partner(s). But it is still a stretch from that to everything being wasted unless there's a creampie waiting at the end of the rainbow?
>>35082081>has anyone here cold approached a woman before?No, that's practically rape
>>35082106Oh gosh. I haven't seen the word "snatch" used like that in ages! Anyways, I agree with your advice.
>>35082093He's a rich, famous and good looking Chadof course it works for him
>>35082086i feel like u dont actually enjoy the idea of sex as an intimate connection but rather a self-serving validation of your worth. Like, if you can get it easier than someone else you're not a cuck; your izzat is secured
>>35082093Are you>Rich>Famous>Very good lookingIf you said yes to two, then Cold Approach WILL work for you!
Men are you cool?
>>35082108I think it's a gen x/boomer word. My uncle uses it a lot.>>35082109Did you see that interview he did with the red scare girls?
>>35082016I like to make the sentence relatable for others.
>>35082113nah im a fucking loser sadly. but i am learning to accept that
>>35082113no
>>35082102>though, the idea that they are looking for a practice gf and not a serious partner.Why not just fwbs/ a casual fling? I'm not willing to larp as bf , if thats what you mean. Any woman I'd enter into a relationships with right now would be a "Practice gf" regardless of my intentions, because coping FOMO forever is simply not athing. The desire to make up eventually comes.
>>35082113Nah lol. I'm a massive nerd and a loser
>>35082113I'm Ice Cold actually
>>35082113not really I generate a lot of heat I used turn off the heating in my room as a kid and it'd still be the warmest one from just me being there
>>35082095>Too bad she got raped on setNTANot by the same guy right?
>>35082113No.
>>35082102>I still remember at the time I was just not in the headspace to seek out anything healthyYeah it's basically self-imposed for me. I wouldn't want any relationship if it was given to me right now>for me it was an obsessive half-requited crush that allowed me to feel some excitement without ever having to "deliver"I can absolutely relate to wanting to feel something without having to deal with the reality of it part. Fortunately I have nobody to crush on, I kind of dread having crushes or fantasizing about real people at all.Thanks again. I know I'd like someone who is more sure about sex than I am at least.
>>35082106>unless you get to cum in her snatchBecause that's the endgame, the fullfilment of our innate desire to impregnate a woman and spread our genes. But I guess your orgasm system is just more wired for enjoying the process rather than the goal.
>>35082113i'm a huge dork
wish we had cool moids itt ur all boring virgins bleh
i owe 4,800 dollars and got a letter saying they're going to start garnishing my wages in 60 days if i were to pay the full amount I'd be with less than 2,000 dollars to my name, I am scared
>>35081735>What is your all time favorite porn scene?I don't remember the exact title, one sec...
>>35082106You can all have that with a woman who isn't an insufferable cocktease and lets you actually hit it, so its pointless. This is only appealing to men who have no other choice and no other options.
>>35082128Hey, Stacy. Don't you have a bf?
>>35082128maybe you should go elsewhere stupit
>>35081735>>35082130>What is your all time favorite porn scene?>>35081735>What is your all time favorite porn scene?BLACKED: She had enough white boys and needed a real man
>>35082116you dont have to accept it
Men are you masculine?
>>35082140i'm kind of a twink
>>35082125I mean I get that it is thought of culturally as end game/most status and that biologically it is the goal. I too love creampies but I am also open to it maybe hitting different for men in a way I just don't understand. But I still don't see how penetrative sex being the ultimate or even better or whatever, means months of other sexual experiences would be void or even some sacrifice if it did not "pay off"... >>35082131>an insufferable cockteaseI could understand if you are talking about a twenty five year old woman, but this is very common in girls that have not lost their virginity yet and it is a sacrifice you just have to make if you want to enjoy the privilege of being someone's first experience, if you ask me. It is not just understandable that you want to become comfortable with someoene and their body before moving to penetration, but it will also greatly increase the odds her first time is actually fun and pleasurable and not just (like it is for most girls!) gritting her teeth while the guy does his thing to prove that she likes him or their relationship is serious. Also put any older/more experienced group of women together with some alcohol and have them talk sex and 9/10 will agree that they wished they made partners wait longer, not because they did not want to go all the way but because it is just common for men to start thinking of non-penetrative sex as necessary foreplay, a bit of a chore, once penetration is on the table. And a lot of women really like some of the other stuff you can do together. So it is also just a shame for them to rush through what is really a blissful phase of actually inspired exploration and touching. >inb4 not all menOf course, you always have men that are different or even learn tantra and all that, I am talking general trends.
Pizza time is over, I am thoroughly satiated, spirit invigorated.
Never admit to a girl you play videogames You're better off saying you're a serial killer, seriously.If she's smart and knows all guys game just say you do it very casually with your bros.
>>35082113MK Ultra made me cool
>>35082146more loser projection, anon, you're cucked not because you play videogames, it's all the other things, like the smell, the looks, the low iq, the smell, the shit smear, and the smell, that made those girls reject you, and the smell.
>>35082113Im a nerdy loser but I frequently wear sunglasses and Im tall so some say Im cool
>>35081735katie kush morning sex when she starts grinding her hips in circles, I still wonder how the dude lasted through all of that another one is Jewelsblu where she was having thigh sex while on top
>>35082150Gaming is one of the most unattractive hobbies to women, he's right
>>35082118I'm not saying it's impossible, and a lot will depend on how comfortable and able you are to be frank and communicative. But on average women would prefer to have a more experienced partner for a FWB because they are broken in. Some women have a thing for learning others but that is more niche and for many it is just a bit of a hassle - not even the fact that you have to tell a guy not to touch the clit dry or to trim his nails or whatever, but the fact that you risk him getting his ego hurt over that, having to toe the line between constructive feedback and killing his confidence. This is something that would much sooner be a non-issue for a woman who has feelings for you (then it is also much more likely that she will take pride in being your first specifically) but that woman will not want to only be FWBs.That said, you only need one person to be on the same wavelength with and honestly I think you are much better off realizing upfront that you are just not willing to deal with FOMO feelings or nagging doubts about what could have been. The real issue is with men who fall in love with experienced women and think this is it, until they get over the honeymoon phase and it sinks in that if they commit seriously, they'll never be with anyone else, they will always have less experiences than their partner and so on - and then they still leave to have those experiences. All a person can expect or ask of someone else is that they are in touch with what they want and honest about it.
>>35081735My own videos, obviously.
>>35082135Brown hands.
>>35082156This is all women, as we all know.
>>35082158I thought flicking it to myself was supposed to be a weird thing to you guys.
>>35082142>I could understand if you are talking about a twenty five year old woman,Yes, I was. Ofc doesn't apply to women who are not yet sexually experienced themselves. ith some alcohol and have them talk sex and >9/10 will agree that they wished they made partners wait longerAgain, "making him wait" presumes that the man has no other option but to play ball. This starts the relationship off on the wrong foot already, with sex being something that is carefully rationed by the woman as rewards for good behaviour. A fucked up dynamic that leads to the man eventually becoming a good doggy for a crumb of pussy. >So it is also just a shame for them to rush through what is really a blissful phase of actually inspired exploration and touching.Not really. You can't force men to nejoy foreplay. I think the better remedy is ot y'know, use your words and make the importance of it clear, and also include stuff in the foreplay that is directly for the man, such as blowjobs and so on.
>>35082159Woman being losers isn't really a weird thing in this day and age.
>>35082161Ouch.
>>35082157I'm a white boy
>>35082160I totally agree with your bigger point about making him wait, but I think that goes both ways. The women I mean are women who have asked their partner for more foreplay, he just does not oblige (and they do give head - this is super common), says it makes him unexcited to have sex, prefers to use lube etc. In that case the man is only in it for him, so then it makes total sense to say, I wish I had prolonged the phase it was actually fun for me. I'm not trying to deny that women who don't communicate well or at all about their sexual needs exist and are pretty common. But so are men who just can't be arsed, who think of sex as some reward for them, their time to relax, and they don't want to put up with anything they don't directly personally love. This applies even to men who are generous, kind, patient etc in other aspects of the relationship. >You can't force men to enjoy foreplay.This is true but it is also kind of my point: most men have zero issue finding foreplay exciting and fun when they have not had penetration yet. Like being excited you made out after a good date or even went further. This also often means that women are taken by surprise to realize later that once penetration also happens, it only becomes a means to an end. I am really lucky that I am with someone who does genuinely love "playing around" but that was also just a matter of waiting it out and seeing how things develop over time because again, by far most men are eager, excited and horny to play around and try things if they haven't fucked that person yet.
>>35082153>Gaming is one of the most unattractive hobbies to women, he's rightCorrect, this has been polled
>>35082167I doubt it.
>>35082155>that you have to tell a guy not to touch the clit dry or to trim his nails or whateverWhere does this assumption of virgin men being rock bottom horrible even come from? I've asked multiple women I know who fucked virgins, and they all told me it was average to actually good. At worst its a bit awkward the first few rounds. On the other hand male friends who just chose to not tell the women , and it didn't end up in desaster either. I really resent this idea that having sex with a virgin means you have some stuttering wreck who pisses himself and can't even find the hole unassisted. Not all men who are older virgins lack basic awareness and socialization.
>>35082170NTA but I still think this does not mean much. No guy would be eager to date a girl based on the info that her biggest hobby is watching movies, but that doesn't mean they would be turned off from a cute, personable and fun girl just because she watches a lot of movies.
>>35082176It doesn't come out of nowhere and if anything I'd say it is also relatively common for experienced men to fuck it up. If you count all experiences (not just penetration) I experienced three guys, none of them virgins and only one very inexperiened, and I had to tell all three to please not touch my clit dry. I would absolutely expect needing to tell a virgin this and it's not because I think virgin guys are mentally handicapped. I also tried to stress it is less about small practical pointers like this and more about what the reaction will be. The more experienced a guy is, the more easily he will accept it as a you thing if you ask him to adjust something. The more insecurities or hang ups a guy has about his worth as a sexual partner, the bigger the odds he will shut down or get defensive if told to do something differently. I think this is the real issue because at the end of the day whether or not you are a good lay is more about natural talents than anything else I think so yeah a virgin can definitely be a really good lay.
Women if you entered a relationship and so far the only sex you'd have had was him eating you out and fingering you and you haven't seen him naked yet?
>>35082169>I wish I had prolonged the phase it was actually fun for me.In that case I'd have the same advice, look for someone else. I have a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of having an entire woman available and only being interested in humping and grunting for five minutes, like jerking off with extra steps. Thats just a waste.>But so are men who just can't be arsed, who think of sex as some reward for them, their time to relaxI've gotten to know it as a fun activity for two people to engage in, like playing a game. I can't really identify with tha viewpoint, thats not a massage. >This also often means that women are taken by surprise to realize later that once penetration also happens, it only becomes a means to an end.Thats actually a very interesting explanation and perspective on why women do this whole "making him wait" thing. I personally don't get it, it just seems like meeting agood friend to only sit in some bar corner and smalltalk about football.
>>35082184...then what?
I miss you, Anon. I really wish you'd message me so we can get back together
I wish she cared.
>>35082184Once we get to fingering, I expect to see his dick that same night.
>>35082186>>35082184my badHow would you feel about it? How long until it becomes a concern?
>>35082192JH spotted
>>35082187Fuck off, this isn't the letter thread.
>>35082177>No guy would be eager to date a girl based on the info that her biggest hobby is watching movies,Depends on the movies. If our tastes match, then that's an easy way for us to start bonding.
Women are weird.
>>35082182>The more experienced a guy is, the more easily he will accept it as a you thing if you ask him to adjust something.Thing is, I have a propensity to befriend actual Chads , who have all told me one thing regarding sex, which is that every woman is unique in what gets her off and part of the fun is the finding out. In your example, I know for a fact that there are women who don't mind or even get off on having their clits touched dry. I also feel that a lot of guys get this wrong, the basically learn what their first gf or whoever liked and then apply it to all women. I haven't had penetrative sex yet, but the women I've fingered and made out with liked it a lot because I go about it with the attitude of finding out and then doing more of what works/ what she points me to instead of a set of preconcieved notions.
>>35082177Heaps of guys want gamer gfs though
>>35082195Yes, but I don't think my opinion is unique. How is it fair to let a guy I'm dating touch me or eat me out if I'm not also getting dick the same day?
>>35082187Eat shit
>>35082177>No guy would be eager to date a girl based on the info that her biggest hobby is watching moviesWomen are so delusional
>>35082187>AnonNo way this is for me, she didn't talk like that
>>35082185>I have a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of having an entire woman available and only being interested in humping and grunting for five minutesI feel the same, but for what it's worth, I think for a lot of men it is because they run into more of their insecurities and doubts doing other things. Penetration is very clear, you know what you are doing and how it will end up, the only question is stuff like how much you want to change positions. It is very straightforward - you can dress it up by taking breaks or adding toys or other acts, but you don't have to. By comparison non-penetrative sex is just very all over the place: should you also stick a finger in her ass while fingering her, or a finger in her vagina while eating her out? You can. She might like it or not. If she does not like it, who knows why? Could be your timing was off, could be she's never into that, could be you somehow did it wrong etc. How long should you keep doing (whatever you are doing)? As long as you want, can be seconds can be minutes can be hours. I think this is daunting for some men because it makes sex into more of a general experience, they feel less in control and less like they know what they are doing and I think this makes them get in their head more and be less turned on. Whereas it is easier to be present in the moment and enjoy whatever is going on for its own sake if you are 11/10 horny and thus focused on your own experience - like when you are still super hyped to even be with that person in the first place.This is just a personal theory, funnily I have also heard it from some women after having sex with another woman for the first time, that it made them insecure/doubtful or feeling overwhelmed that sex could stretch on indefinitely, that there was no clear end like the cumshot.
>>35082202Nta. Because he wants to?
I'm so fucking stuffedI keep drinking carbonated water after pizza, and now it's bulking up
>>35082185>>35082207Of course this is the generous reading and I am sure for a lot it is also as simple as enjoying the penetration a lot more than the foreplay and in practice often being so tired from work and life that you do feel like penetration but not like the stuff you like less. FWIW it's not like that does not happen to women but then you get starfishing. The two also enhance each other - a very passive woman makes foreplay less fun and a woman unexcited to have sex she does not get properly hot for, will get passive and withdrawn. >why women do the whole "making him wait" thingIt's not the only reason for sure though, a lot of women (rightfully or not) still have the idea that a man will simply not see her as a serious candidate for a relationship (let alone wife/mother of his children) if she is too "easy". But it is super common for women to be whistful about feeling they rushed through what in hindsight turned out to be the most fun, creative and inspired part of their whole sex life.
>>35082208I understand a guy can just be in the mood to eat me out or whatever. But if it's a new relationship, I expect there to be more reciprocation early on so we can start understanding each other's bodies and preferences.
>>35082198Fair enough, I should have specified simply being a mass movie enjoyer rather than truly passionate about a certain type of cinema.>>35082201Yes but only guys that love gaming themselves, which makes sense, like I said to the other anon movie fiends are also going to want to date another movie fiend. I was more talking about how gaming comes across to a woman who does not enjoy games herself and comparing that to a man who hears a woman mindlessly consumes a lot of movies he does not care for.
>>35082201Just force her to play Tarkov with her and fingerblast her to orgams after every raid. Eventually the addictive nature of the game and the Pavlovian response reconfigure her dopamine system away from TikTok and towards gaming. There you go, gamer gf. The constant mental exertion will also raise her IQ instead of lowering it by slopping social media into her brain.
Just Hoeish.
without sounding pretentious, hearing about "the dating market" and "dating norms" puts me off so much. it doesn't feel like something i want to be apart of.
>>35082209hot
>>35082200>I know for a fact that there are women who don't mind or even get off on having their clits touched dry.While this is quite true, it is better to play it safe and be told that you can go a little rougher next time than to hurt her or cause deep physical cringe with your very first touch to her genitals. Or just go balls out and ask upfront what she enjoys most, how to do it.>they basically learn what their first gf or whoever liked and then apply it to all womenThat definitely happens, yeah. Or worse: they are very experienced, but never had women stay around long enough or care enough to give honest feedback. A one night stand (especially a drunken one) is very unlikely to tell you something you do does not work for her.You have the right attitude for sure and that makes a lot of difference.
they got shoothouse.
>>35082217go to sleep already you monster
When I close my eyes
>>35082216Wise choice. Normgroids are wicked.
>>35082220i'll sleep when i have a fat moid in my bed to spoon with
>>35081959I wasn't just simping, we dated for a little while, and she basically cheated. But I recognize that hating women as a group is my own moral failing, but lying about it would be even worse.
>>35081735How did korra pass over this?
>>35082184that's every relationship i've ever had. they always do it for like 8 hours straight too>>35082193it makes me feel ugly
>>35082230>it makes me feel uglyWhy? they're enjoying your naked body aren't they?
Femanons, why do (You) use "manwhore" as an insult, and denigrate men who sleep around when many of (You) are quite promiscuous yourselves?
>>35082129>i owe 4,800 dollarsWhy did you put yourself in this position?
>>35082235Because w*men are hypocritical wenches.
>>35082223well die of sleep deprevation then either way gtfo the thread
>>35082230There's no way they're spending 8 hours focused on you if they thought you were anything but gorgeous. You're practically being worshipped at that point.
>>35082235NAG. Stop being retarded.
>>35082235I've never called a guy a manwhore. I've used the term fuckboy, though.
>>35082242do men really think like this?
Oldie, but a goldie
>>35082240ok fine its 6am u win, im too sleepy to care, goodnight anon
>>35081721M, yes, we exchanged virginities.The first few times we tried I could not get in. While I would like to chalk that up to my own endowment, it was probably just the hymen (she had it, somehow) and that she wasn't particularly wet, and we didn't use any lube. Thanks to our own stupidity, her first few attempts were OW OW OW OW OW OW STOP.After a few weeks I was finally able to actually fuck her. Still like an old man, under 1 thrust a second while she pillow-princessed, but it was progress.
>>35082239I don't want incel responses, I genuinely want to know why from women's perspectives.
>>35082193Only seeing your response now. Hard to say honestly, how quickly it would bother me would also depend on how obvious it was to me that he did not want to take off his pants. I love being pleasured, I love grinding, I don't care much or at all what a man's dick is like if I like the man. But if a guy has such a complex around his genitals/body or around receiving pleasure that it is off the table for me to play with his body, that would be very difficult for me to stomach and it would absolutely be a dealbreaker if he expected me to run with that. It would be a different story if he was aware of some issue and actively working on it. I could definitely enjoy months of clothed fun as long as I felt it was not definitely all we'd ever do together.
>>35082245Of course. How can you not?
>>35082235I've never used manwhore as an insult to anyone's face. When I use a term like that when talking to women, I don't mean a promiscuous guy, I mean a guy who fucks women for sport, who is (almost) certainly not interested in anything beyond casual fucking, who is unable to be loyal, who derives way too much of his personal confidence on his sexual desirability and so on. You can be a man with a high partner count without being a manwhore in any of those senses.
I beat my wife again bros.I came home after working fucking overtime again and she burned the food. Cooking isnt even that difficult. Id do it if I had the time, but I dont, she only works parttime so its her job.She messes up so often though, its like she's genuinely fucking retarded sometimes
>>35081721FI...I honestly don't remember who I lost my virginity to.
>>35082244Why though?
>>35082257hot.
>>35082252I guess it's virtue signalling. The girls here think they are better than Slutty Stacy whose only measurement of value is sex.
>>35082253It wouldn't be permanent and he's not got a crazy complex or anything. What if he has penetrative sex with you with just his dick through his fly?
>No (You)stime to beat my wife again
Designers innovate and engineers weep.
>>35082257Yknow, if you sleep with me now, you won't remember it in a few years.Everybody wins.
>>35082257How many people can you narrow it down to?
>>35082263I would definitely want answers! Without any context I would worry he was trying to hide an STD.
>>35082269he's never had sex or kissed anyone
>talking to a girl>she makes it known that she visits club and/or bars>I lose interesteverytime lads
>no wifeTime to farm izzat
>>35082267She may not remember her first, but everyone remembers their worst
>>35082270Still though the wanting answers remains. Anything at all I can imagine (even including STDs) itself is not as big a deal as simply not having a clue what is going on and how deep it goes. It can be anything from preference to STD to deep trauma. I get that it might be hard to explain for you (or easy to explain but embarrassing) but I think any attempt would be better than no explanation.
>>35082272Probably for the best. Women don't want me, and even if they did, I don't exactly see the purpose in tying myself legally to them.
>>35082271Just pump n dump
>>35082275mild aversion to nudity (will get over it) + kinda has a kink for pleasuring naked women while he's dressedI don't mean to be too secretive btw
We need to develop a program that convinces actual high IQ females that being an elementary school teacher IS a prestigious jobDelegating it to double digit women who think being a teach is just like being a day care nanny is detrimental to our society.
>>35082245Why does that surprise you?
>>35082274Yeah, well, my one body already remembers her worst, so no reason to not go 2/2 here.
>>35082109>>35082112i dont even think clav is a chad, he looks too feminine and weird. he is rich and statusmaxxed now so it probably doesn't even matter anymore
>>35082279That is fine and I think it would be fine with most women. It is not a rare kink for women either (clothed man naked woman combo), at least from what I gathered from tumblr in my years of research.
>>35082281AI will replace teachers in the next 15-20 years.
>>35082281>develop a programIt's not rocket science, teachers need to have higher standing, better work hours and better salaries. You can't expect the brightest minds to be interested when it is thought of as a failed career and you are talked down to by the parents of annoying little shits. Society does treat elementary school teacher as a glorified nanny in terms of what you have to put up with and what you get in turn.
>>35081928>I lost my virginity to my wife. Her body count at the time was in the 60's.What's the number now?Could you ball park how many are men and how many are women?
>>35082291it is rocket science because you need to make it so smart woman willingly do it, without using sex as enticement because them be kids and woman be evil
>>35082284He's objectively at the top of the scale when it comes to men, thats not even up to discussion.Is he the most handsome man alive? no, but to say he's ugly is straight up lying
>>35082285That's a relief. It might be immature of me but i wasn't sure how long it might be better to leave certain things unsaid or if i should specify it's a kink as soon as possible. Also, I've seen women with the kink say it's not very common for men to like it.
>>35082296Femanon wants to sit on that face
>>35082296hes mid at best , with tons of makeup and camera angles and shit. Basically a male onlyfans hoe
>>35082296No offense to the 'spergs of /atoga/ but i see the autism in his eyes
>>35082296i didnt say he is ugly, he just looks weird. anyway watching his stream as a virgin guy is pure sui fuel. guy is kissing 10/10 women left and right like it's nothing
>>35082295Again though, smart women will willingly do it once it is talked about as an important and demanding job and compensated likewise. Let alone if you need a university degree to apply.
>>35082301>mid at bestNTA. You must feel like vomiting if you're ever in a /soc/ face rate thread
>>35082302he's 100% autistic, you can tell when he has social interractions. Which is why his point that attractiveness beats all else keeps being proven right.
>>35082299If you want to be super careful you can avoid the word kink because it will sound different to different people, one person will hear "this is something I enjoy" and the other will hear "I am obsessed with this weird thing". Which would be a pity especially for such a benign preference. Just say you find it hot, you enjoy the contrast, you like dragging out that stage.
>>35082265Women want this
>>35082303>guy is kissing 10/10 women left and right like it's nothingIn front of their boyfriends too
>>35082301if he's mid then the rest of the male population is a 1 at best
>>35082303>guy is kissing 10/10 women left and right like it's nothingWhy can't you do this
>>35082305>You must feel like vomiting if you're ever in a /soc/ face rate threadHow did you know? Posting your face in a /soc/ thread is absolute rock bottom, thats akin to lying in your own piss on the sidewalk
>>35082310>>35082303We hate women here.
>>35082113>>35082128What do you think is cool, Femanon?
>>35082306>>35082311>autists failing to see that attraction is more than just structure and anglesthere are plenty of fat balding retards who have sex with random women. if you seek that kind of thing you'll probably get it.Does clavicular's life actually look admirable or desirable to you?
>>35082313You know exactly what I mean, and it's not about conduct. An average looking man must be disgusting to you.
>>35082296He's not ugly but like many internet famous people who go big on cosmetic stuff and make up and maybe steroids or whatever else - he looks a lot better in a static image than in motion, where it's more uncanny valley, which is more unattractive to me than simply having a worse jawline or something.
>>35082307Thanks, yeah that works.
I think if megalodons somehow managed to exist in our time, we'd just fucking kill them.
>>35082326if megalodons somehow managed to exist in our time, they'd just fucking kill us
>>35082315Beating womenKicking puppiesStealing from the poor
>>35082327nah
>Never had a drink>Never smoked a cigarette >Never been to a party>Never done weed or anything of the sort>Never done harder drugsState gender. Rate me as a woman and a man, with the above history.
>>35082296I live in LA, but if I saw this guy walk past me I'd just assume he's some guy that works in finance
>>35082316>there are plenty of fat balding retards who have sex with random womenthere are plenty of people who win the lottery as well, would you say playing the lottery is a sound financial decision to base your life around?>Does clavicular's life actually look admirable or desirable to you?regular sex whenever you desire and millions of dollars in the bank at 20?gee, I dunno, you tell me. The thing is also, he can quit anytime he wants and he's set for life
>>35082329your little stone age canoe is GONE bro your ancestors are NOT touching the water
>>35082328baste
>>35082330as a woman:S tieras a man: F tier
>>35082312i cant because i am not a famous person who is known for his good looks>>35082316it's the fact that so many super hot women want him, approach him and desire him so badly. i dont want to be a drug addicted, pussy chasing guy like him but i do want to figure out a way to solve my dating problems and also experience life while i am young
>>35082330F, impossible to say from this alone. You could just be young, inexperienced and introverted. You could be a straight edge guy who is otherwise down for anything and everything. You could in general be a guy with strong morals who is more about work than about play (could also be boring, not necessarily). You could be very religious. This list does not exactly paint a full picture of a whole person.
>>35082315Getting drunkDoing drugsHaving premarital sex
>>35082314I do hate women. But honestly, there's nothing anyone could ever do to make me spam like you do. That's truly the lowest form of life. You're beneath even the filthiest of whores.
What is the longest you've been intentionally unemployed? Unintentionally?
>>35082260Some guys just want to fuck, so they're fuckboys.
>>35082312my face is built with the aesthetics of a potato.
>>35082330Mthis is me as well. my dad was really tough and strict regarding drugs and alcohol so i never did em. Am i missing out??
>>35082343So you're a fuckgirl?
>>35082321The men on /soc/ aren't averag looking by any means lmaoDo you really think an average normie would ever post his face there? Thats the absolute bottom of the pile desperates. Half the threads there are just men beging for pussy crumbs and uploading personal information in hopes of catching some 4/10 BPDemons attention.
>>35082328>>35082340Women are so lame, guys. Why are they so evil?>>35082341>No fun allowed, chud
>>35082342F. Intentionally, probably about a year and a half. I've never been unintentionally unemployed. I always found a job when I wanted to within a couple weeks.
>>3508234229 years baybeee
>>35082334>gee, I dunno, you tell me. The thing is also, he can quit anytime he wants and he's set for lifeIsn't he in serious legal trouble?
This is cute, I love these kind of woman.https://x.com/Shaughn_A2/status/2119537921707409652
>>35082347No. I love fucking, but I also love loving. So whatever cool slang equals a person who's hypersexual in the context of a relationship.
>>35082330F10/10 if you are a guy. 11/10 if you are literally too scared to try a cigarette 5/10 if you are a woman. You are just every woman I meet
>>35082342>intentionallyA year, in order to focus all my time and attention on my master's degree, because I would have to pay a lot more money than I could earn in a year if I would not be able to complete it within the one year. >unintentionallySomething like eight or nine months, just unable to find a new job sooner. I feel this does make me sound more hard-working than I am though because I spent at least two years in college working only 16 hours a week.
Guys, if I defend women online from the filthy misogynists they're going to love back, right?
>>35082361women dont love
>>35082361Holy typo.
>>35082354Oh, well if you're not promiscuous then it doesn't really apply to you.
>>35082346I don't think you missed out really. It can be fun to get drunk or do drugs with friends when young, but the flip side is that it is, from what I've seen, more common for the groups in which this happens to go overboard than to actually enjoy in moderation. And I think having an okay sober social life >>>>> being stuck with an expectation to get shitfaced regularly or be considered boring by your friends.As for whether you miss out on experiencing alcohol or drugs in terms of just having a different headspace, feeling different, that is not something you age out of, you could be fifty and still decide to do shrooms for the first time. That option is not taken from you, only experiencing it at a certain time in your life. Maybe not even that depending on how old you are.
>>35082355Stop
Females, may I chug your milkers?
>>35082361Yes saar
>>35081757Why don't you go have sex with her again or is it an ldr?
>>35082330MThis is literally me.
>>35081769Don't do it, you'll all end up on the news and either one of you or all of you will will end up on an obituaries for your local newspaper and or jail
why dont white people also have a caste based discrimination like muslims and indians?
>>35082374He's cheating on his wife
I'm sure the femanons care about misogynyposting when they get a new hookup every week.
>>35082366If you say so. I'm a fuckgirl in my weird fantasies, I guess.
>>35082378We have incels normies and chads>>35082381It probably makes their clits tingle, the freaks
>>35081841>be honest>why are you single?I'm not even trying at all at this point, it's too late. Also seeing all the information about people get cheated on, the tea app has made me disappointed in relationships and both genders.
>>35081910I hope you get your comeuppance and you get what's coming to you.
>>35082296clav doesn't have any appeal. i would rather look like a classic white chad like this guy
>>35082378they do. the bimbo blue eyed blonds are at the top and the sensitive intellectual dark eyed brunette men are at the bottom
>>35082370I don't think that's a good idea. There must be a biological or practical reason I wouldn't want a grown man sucking my tits.
>>35082387it's not too late, it's never too late
>>35082396That's not it.
foidsrape suddenly or rape nicely
>>35082355Don't yank my chain, femanon.
i don't want to be chad i want to be beautiful
my dream gf that i would do anything for is dating a esports pro making 6 figures a month. Anons ya all need to moneymaxx, forget everything else. just look at this cuck and that absolute abomination of a haircut and he still pulls a prime 10/10 stacy because he is loaded
>>35082378I mean we sort of used to. In older books the whole forbidden/controversial love between one well off person and one "pleb" is common. Even in a novel like Philip Roth's When She Was Good (1967) you can see the class element where the boy's parents don't want him to be stuck with a girl from a poorer and more problematic (alcoholic dad) background. I feel it is just more covert. Less "they are lower class" and more "they're just not our people". Being able to read the subtle social cues of the upper class is part of class distinction and tells insiders who knows and who doesn't.And of course recently it has been lessened because there's such a massive cultural boner for the idea of the self-made man or woman, to the point where people sometimes even try to minimize their privileged background because the more they downplay that element, the more their success seems like a hard won victory that reveals a lot about their personal character. Being a superior character somehow >> being a member of a superior family (through no feat of your own other than being born "right") in most white people's eyes. Just my take.
>>35082411That's a cute guy, the only two big flaws I see is he bleached the shit out of his teeth and the haircut is indeed an abomination, he should just go bald. But definitely above average. Which is not to say he would've landed this girl if he weren't rich, but still, not the best example that money can compensate everything.
>>35082396that's not how caste system works. basically you get discriminated based on your last name or your family name. there are certain castes that you cannot even marry into unless you belong to a "upper" caste. that's what i am talkin about
>>35082411Whats the appeal of a woman who only sees you as a convenient wallet and will never give you the (sexual) devotion she gives to a man she is actually into?And yes, there is a zero percent chance that the girl in that image isn't gold digging like an 1850s Klondike dweller
>>35082416He looks like a wigger Peyton Manning
are tacos good? I never had a taco but they look tasty
>>35082424I like them. I make white people tacos when I'm cooking for others, though.
>>35082420Looked him up but I don't see that honestly.>>35082424Yes, try some. You can also get them with lots of different fillings so I am sure there is some combination you enjoy. Also really easy to whip up at home.
>>35082416im sorry but this guy is ugly as FUCK. i mog this dude into another dimension. his face is literally a circle with 2 dots for eyes. he looks like the snowman i used to make as a kid>>35082419what else is he supposed to do? he gets her in her prime, she gets the money, the lifestyle she desires. both are winning
>>35082425what's a white people taco
>>35082417>basically you get discriminated based on your last namebut this is a thing. it's if their last name ends in a vowel. where i live anyway
>>35082425Based
>>35082428A taco without Lawry's seasoned salt.
>>35082428A hate crime against my ancestors
>>35082427Idk anon I guess it is subjective but I am really not seeing how he isn't at least average looking. Sure his face is a bit fleshy but that applies to most young guys and it's kind of cute, the baby fat. I also don't think his face looks shapeless. I regularly see guys with worse facial structure and worse/no eyebrows out and about. Or this is just a lucky picture I guess but he looks perfectly acceptable to me, just not outright handsome (but most people aren't).
>>35082428Simply seasoned ground meat with simple toppings. Do I need to write it all out? I thought it was a well known joke food.
>>35082428NtaMore dairy, less spicy, no soap tasting cilantro
>>35082378White people have a semi level playing field whereas some browns are a different species
femanons, what's the weirdest thing you've inserted in your pussy?
>>35082442a penis, penises are weird looking
>>35082442Define weird. Like I have strange dildos, but they're designed for it so they're actually less weird than like a brush handle, right?
>>35082446>Define weirdanything other than a dick or fingers
>>35082448what if the dick is egg shaped
>>35082427>what else is he supposed to do?Get rid of that dogshit hairdo and find a non-transactional relationship?>he gets her in her prime, she gets the money, the lifestyle she desires. both are winningThats just a hooker with extra steps.
>>35082448Either a monster dildo or a plastic lightsaber. Idk which is considered more "weird".
>>35082450Vile roomers!
>>35082228>How did korra pass over this?I just honestly can't pick one.>>35082294>What's the number now?To my knowledge, only four more. I think the gender distribution is pretty even, since she gravitated towards women after her divorce and getting clean. >>35082342A few days after I quit Whataburger. I then went to go work in a garage. Since then, I haven't been unemployed. >>35082353Idiots?>>35082424>are tacos good?When made right, yes.>>35082428>>35082435A hate crime against me.>>35082442>what's the weirdest thing you've inserted in your pussy?Vibrating toothbrush
>>35081721FHe had sex with 4 women before me. He was 19 and I was 24 or 25? I kept telling him he wasn't doing it properly and I kept having to hold back from busting out laughing in his face. I didn't understand how he could have had so much sex before and be so bad at it. It felt like I was the whore and I was taking his virginity, really.
Shower doneHair washedNails trimmedBeard groomedTeeth brushedIt's time for a gaming night by myself woohoo
mytype.fyifrom last thread, this website sucks ass. all the women that pop up are attractive
>>35082206>sheOh brother..
>>35082442not a femanon, but a girl who liked me in highschool once told me she masturbated with a pen i had given her
>>35082466Didn't everyone do that?
>>35082467I stuck a pen I stole from my ww2 shinless vet father in my urethra in an attempt to widen it
>>35082466>i'm so stone cold I haven't even had anything like this happen to me
>>35082424If femanons are good people why don't I have a taco on my hand right now?
Hi I hope everyone has a good day
>>35082470Do you want lettuce, onion, sour cream, "Mexican" blend preshredded cheese, and bottled "taco sauce" on it?
>>35082472I want shredduce, tomato, taco beef and cheese, with sour cream. the white way.
>>35082471It was a nice day until now
>>35082475Wow >_< ok I hope you have a better day
>>35082473I know I make jokes about being annoyed by it, but I honestly find it really cute when a white guy gets all surprised by actual ethnic food. People who have only had white tacos really are the ultimate taste testers for intermediary spicy recipes.
I wont her
>>35082471just stalked my oneitis private instagram and she is now married(?) to a fat, curly haired man. i seriously cannot believe she did this to me. my day is ruined
is 27 too late for a man? i have money but no degree or car
>>35082483>curly haired manwhy fixate on this? I thought women liked curly hair. as long as its not too curly
>>35082484too late for what? dating 9 year olds in public? yeah
>>35082483It’s okayy she’s stuck with a fat guy and you are free to be with whoever! u have the entire world and unlimited potential go go go
>>35082489Is that a thing I do?
>>35082492is it!?
Ive noticed if a woman wants to call before going on a date (after meeting on an app) it never goes anywhereso obviously that must mean my phonecalling skills suck right? but then how come once I get women to meet with me some of them are into me enough to sleep with me or date me.Im starting to think that women who want barriers before dating just arent very interested to begin with
>>35082484Nah it's never too late for men. If you're a woman it probably is a little too late for certain things.
>>35082483how do u stalk a private instagram
>>35082487he is not white, he looks pakistani or mexican i'm not sure.the girl is ridiculously beautiful. she literally looks like an angel, perfect smooth porcelain skin, brown hair, hazel eyes, tall and skinny. i seriously cannot believe she chose him >>35082491>u have the entire world and unlimited potential go go goi wish but i dont>>35082497she changed her profile picture... pathetic i know but i am obsessed with her
Men are you stoic?
>>35082505Little bit yeah
>>35082500Would you rather she date a guy who was better looking than her?
>>35081694women are you doing nnn?
>>35082505Yes, I'm normal
>>35082468No you did not.
>>35082509what he's saying is he's pathetic and hung up on a girl.
>>35082510Why would they?
>>35082505No. I like being a little gay and irrational.
>>35082514damn how'd you know
>>35082510Fuck no. I'm probably going to get off here at work after I'm done some stuff.
>>35082524You're too lazy for that.
>>35082527What The Fuck Is Wrong With You My Nigga?
>>35082531Horny and bored. What am I supposed to do?
>>35082505I'm dead inside.
>wake up>tranny 4chan posts annoy me>cat snuggles me and purrs>happyThank you cat
>>35082509you expect a stacy to pairup with a guy equally as hot as her. it's frustrating when u see the girl you desire with a man who's uglier than you
>>35082500>>35082550Seems like she dodged a bullet with you.
>>35082505you have no other choice. when i was suicidal i literally had no one to talk to so obviously i was going to be a stoic and bottle it all upI do think opening up is a scam though. most people simply dont give a fuck about you, and those who do cannot do anything other than a few words of encouragement
>>35082550i could not get over certain guys for years up until the very moment i find out they're dating a girl uglier than him/me. idk what it is but it just makes something click for me and i lose all interest/obsession
Is life good?
>>35082564It can be
>>35082564Mid monster movie but sure had a lot of big name actors
>>35082564It will be
>>35082559why? i'm just sad because i never tried to shoot my shot and now i'm older,im 27 and my options and dating pool is shrinking. wish i dated seriously in college and just got over with this dating shit>>35082563women are wired differently. ya all can move on very quickly. dudes cannot just let go of someone they liked
>>35082564No
>>35082564Life would be better if all women were complete and utter sluts.
>>35082564not for me
>mfw no foid to make me nachos
>>35082564MIt's good when I am doing stuff. It's bad when I'm not doing stuff for whatever reason (mostly waiting for results or for other stuff to happen)
>>35082569Monster movies peaked with Anaconda
>>35082505I try to be. I hope you mean stoicism stoic and not emotionless or forced nonchalant stoic.
>>35082424They're very good.
I stumbled across a youtube channel that is just a woman oiling her flat but squishy tummy. I'm in heaven.
>>35082586You play club penguin?
I had horrible dreams last night. That I had to get Christmas presents for my high school bully
>>35082615no I'm an adult and it went down ages ago
>>35082619They have fan versions you can play
>>35082342>What is the longest you've been intentionally unemployed?Nineteen years. I didn't get my first job until I had already graduated high school.>Unintentionally?Two weeks. I got fired once in my early twenties.
>>35082594
>>35082615Yeah, I love CP!
>>35082619>I'm an adult>asks on 4chan for nachosDoubtful.
>>35082624I'm good, thanks
>>35081721MI did, yeah. The girl I was dating in the latter half of high school and I were both virgins.
>>35082629oh ok so a nigga can't even like nachos any more I see how it is ok ok
>>35082505No, I am ruled by emotions a lot. That's why I'm still not over >her.
>>35081744The one I used to talk to offsite.
>>35082628HANK! HAAAAANK!
Mixed juices taste the best.
>>35082642What's >her secret anon
>>35082644Are you the guy I met irl once?
>>35082654she made him nachos
ugly femanons, how's life?
>>35082656Probably not. I met her twice.
>>35082646Agreed. That's why I suck his dick after piv.
>>35082663Atta girl.
>>35082664You killed the thread with this post
>>35082460I thought these were supposed to be AI generated. This is Ellen Pompeo.
>>35082664Weird pedophile
>>35082654My first and only love, she changed and I miss her old self.
>>35082654Bpd lovebomb
>>35082679i think the faces are of real people but modified with AI
Men, do u lift? I was at the gym and noticed sm handsome guys. Some didn’t have nice faces but I feel like even the fact that they were there was attractive
>>35081744If I had a gun to my head, JH
>>35082677It's ok if it was just JH.
>>35082694Yes, but you can't tell because I am also fat
>>35081744VD
>>35082698BV*
>>35082700
>>35082697Fat gym guys r the hottest tho when I see them moving hella weight im like @_@
Men, do you ever wish you were born a woman instead?
>>35082704>eversure once or twice
>>35082704All he has to do is shave his hair why do men try to keep their receding hairlines just own being bald and sexy
>>35082704nope. i want the privileges of a woman while being a man
>>35082704If I was hot sure
>>35082707nice try mossad
>>35082659Mid
>>35082707There are no guys who are bald and sexy
>>35082704Yes, but I know that I am not one and that that is something I can't change. even given the opportunity to do it perfectly I probably wouldn't, this is who I actually am.
>>35082664I don't like this response.>>35082695Is this an insult or a compliment?>>35082696This is definitely an insult.
>>35082713sir patrick stewart and bruce willis?
>>35082713Ur not a real freak like me
>>35082713Stanley tucci
I don't want to date women. I only want to breed them.
>>35082694i dont even though i am skinny and i would become an absolute chad if i had muscleim too depressed to lift (x.x)
>>35082707No, all he has to do is get a hair transplant
>>35082702Hella weight is relative. /fit/ says my 100 lb OHP and 250 DL is weak
>>35082717I'll give you that one. Being into bald men is worse than scat to me
>>35082694Yes. I do hypertrophy training because of vanity, and I'm not particularly strong. 1 RM bench is 75 kg. But my delts are pretty good.Lately I've been undereating and my abs are becoming visible again after years of skinnyfat.
>>35082714This post is depressing. Is this about gender dysphoria?
>>35082711why's that? ugly women are in high demand now
>>35082722Maybe! Feel like he would pull off being bald more but maybe I’m just projecting my love for bald guys>>35082720I know this is annoying to hear but lifting will make u less depressed. I started lifting and everyone is nicer to me and that makes me less depressed. If u can’t start then ur gonna be stuck in that loop and be depressed forever, I’ve been there but there’s a way out
>>35082704Absolutely fucking not. Weaker physically and having to deal with dumbass ape men? Get me out. Anyone bitching about women’s privilege is failing the skill check
fuck off
>>35082730I’m not concerned about being wanted my life is just a mess in other ways
>>35082718I can't believe he's straight. I bet all the men here give off the same gay vibes he does irl
>>35082715Mine’s a compliment, I’d trust you
>>35082704No. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all, though.
>>35082713jeremy meeks? did everyone forget the OG blackpill god
>>35082733Make a fake email. There are literally websites that give you made up emails. You don't even need to check your email for the results.
What are you supposed to do with a girlfriend besides sexy stuff?
>>35082733What site be this?
>>35082742Cute stuff, fun stuff, exciting stuff. Relaxing stuff.
>>35082742Pass shit tests.
>>35082704No. It doesn't seem fun. Women are so much meaner to each other than men are.
GenderAre you a chud yet?
>>35082724It is relative but I feel like as a woman idrgaf like if ur lifting heavy ur lifting heavy. /fit/ is also a bunch of larping fat mega retards and I would never care about what they say
>>35082744>nebulous, sweet nothings Ok, thanks.
>>35082741In that case I'm just gonna do the 100 crowds first. The girls seem to be getting more attractive the more I click. All those eyes staring at me is messing with my perception and I'm starting to feel like Picasso, though.
despite all the man hating online, i'm 100% sure most women know men are inherently less manipulative and just better human beings than women in general
>>35082751Save your incel sass for replies to a woman pls.
>>35082727I don't really think I am dysphoric about my gender. I'm sure the trans community who think everything is a secret sign of being trans would disagree. I just think it must be fun being a cute woman. Like, you basically get to cosplay every day if you wanted to. That said it's probably just a thing you get if you are generally attractive, and I just don't really give a shit about attractive men who could potentially get away with that so it's not really front of mind.
>>35082754Cope
>>35082737>I’d trust youTrust me for what? That's ominous but appreciated.
>>35082756Are you okay :(
>>35082731>I know this is annoying to hear but lifting will make u less depressed.everyone tells me this. the problem is it will take me years to build any significant amount of muscle since i have shit genetics. i dont think it's worth it. years of lifting to gain 10,15kg of muscle, all this work to look like an average man lol
>>35082759To be normal. You seem the most emotionally stable woman here
>>35082761Anon, you're a human being like anybody else. Lifting will make you healthier.You have to start somewhere and can't expect instant results.
femanons, have you ever been attracted to an atoga moid?
>>35082762I guess if emotional stability is the marker for normalcy, sure I'll take the compliment. Once I know how someone thinks I feel like I'm not as reactive around them.
>>35082766No, the men in these threads are all compelling arguments for misandry.
>>35082744That doesn't really narrow it down. I wouldn't know what to do to maintain a relationship in the case that happens.
>>35082761You have to love the process, not the result so I get that it isn’t for anyone.15kg of muscle does make a difference, especially if ur alr lean. u would be surprised
>>35082747How would I know?
>>35082766A few, yeh.
>>35082765i am not denying it wont make me healthier but for guys like me it's not really worth it. the upside is very small honestly. at my height and starting point i probably need 3k+ calories a day for 4,5 years straight to finally look like a normal healthy man. it's not worth it. lifting is for endomorphs and mesomorph body types. guys like me got dealt a bad hand
>>35081694>70% men are single>but every woman in their 20s has a boyfriend>including every femanon hereMakes you think
>>35082763Don't post gay porn at me, please.
Moid here.As someone with 0 friends and 0 dating app experience, what the hell do I even put on my dating profile? In terms of pictures, like any straight man I don't have pictures of myself on the phone unless they include my mom or a suit.
>>35082766The 45 year old with 5 bodies has my heart
How do I prepare my apartment for my gf to move in? Women, what would you want your bf to do beforehand?
>>35082770Cuties have no place for hate in their hearts, you know?
>>35082774it was a mistake to be attracted to the atoga moid who intends to widen your holes -__-
>>35082778The hornyposting was straight, but inappropriate.
>>35082776There are plenty of sports where your build could be a massive advantage but you are going to need to put in the effort
>>35082747mCouple more days or a week on dating apps and I'll become one I think
>>35082784Isn't that all men?
>>35082777Study should condense those reasons into one reason: women. Women are the dictators of the dating domain.
>>35082411She's hot
>>35082771Well, you have to do all the stuff you would have to do to maintain a friendship. You have to make time for her, listen to her, include her in your life and be invested in her life.But what makes it different from a friendship is that the two of you are trying to figure out if you want to share each other's lives, not just merely be included in them.Assuming you're a monogamist, dating is a long process of discerning whether or not your gf is wife material. Even if you feel like you (or her) are doing everything right, the two of you may just not end up being compatible on that level.You'll figure out what to do once you actually get a relationship. You'll learn what your boundaries are and what you want, need and expect out of a woman.
>>35082408Fag
>>35082776I'm not talking about powerlifting or anything man, just simple exercises with barbells. Stuff you can do at home.
only if all women looked like this, dating would've been so much easier for me
>>35082747Always have been.I reached the end of the chud pipeline and got a non-white gf.
>>35082735lemme guess. broke, health issues and shit?
>>35082802wouldn't you still be alone
>>35082802I would be very disappointed if all women looked like that.
>>35082809no i would be dating her>>35082812shit taste. she got a nice booty but her face is not it. why do so many guys here like asian women, i dont get it
>>35082760No, but that's unrelated.
>>35082816i think you would still be alone.
>>35082816>why do so many guys here like asian women, i dont get itYou are you, and I am me. Trippy
what is it like being the only girl on a team of 20 people, or one of only a handful of girls in the office?
>>35082808No
>>35082816the biggest problem in >>35082802is her face. ugly faux-stacy expression making, bony stencil face. peak artificiality, therefore, yuck
>>35082818and why's that>>35082819still, that chick looks like bruce lee ffs
>>35082704no that would be really gay. I'd be soft and wiggly and too weak to lift my own Goulash pot
>>35082825Are you fat?
Women should be more horny. Agree?
>>35082826you're kinda weird.
>>35082830no>>35082833yes
>>35082564Yeah, I'm very grateful for my circumstances.
>>35082830*sigh* how's that relevant
Men How would you prepare your apartment dr your gf to move in?
Church anon here,Yeah it's more over than I thought. She ditched me and the dance party I invited her to 3 weeks ago (did I mention she's a dancer) to my friend's birthday party. And yeah, the other guy was there. But I thought about it and talked with some other people who aren't young and naive and realized no matter how hot this girl I want she is too young and not in the right life stage for me, and this is NOT sour grapes *sniff*. I also recognized I had some prideful thoughts thinking I was "owed" something for being the one to talk to her when she was having uncertainty about her faith until she ultimately came back. But no, I don't think I want to marry someone 15 years my junior, no matter how hot she is.I'm still concerned because this guy's ex never came back to church after they broke up and I don't want that to happen to her.My older bros told me that my problem is "I haven't had my life ruined and soul crushed by a baddie." So I feel like I'm still playing some kind of perpetual catchup in life as a late bloomer. I can make friends easier than ever, but I still can't find romance.I think if I have another dream about her it will mentally break me though.
>>35082840New sheets, curtains, stock up the pantry, clean everything especially the bathroom
>>35082822I do wonder the same. Our office is a boomer/Xer sausage party with some bobs and vagene indians, so being a zoomette straight out of college must be both great and terrible.I mean, company policy says we can't hit on them, but still.
>>35082840I'd clean it and put up all the clutter that I can ignore but other people can't.
>>35082825if this woman isn't a stacy ................i dont even know what to say
>>35082841gioyc is a different thread retard
>>35082754Lol
Any woman I can see on my phone or computer because she took a picture of herself alone is not a Stacy.
>>35082833I literally can't be more horny without losing my sanity.
>>35082840Hide the bodies
>>35082824Must be a real mess.
>>35082849The most racist man you know would still save a black man from a burning building. The least racist woman you know would laugh at your funeral if you voted wrong
>>35082743>What site be this? >>35081738
>>35082851*casting horny spell*
>>35082802>>35082812MThey both have attractive faces, as does webm relatedThe races of the last 3 girls I've asked out were asian, wasian, and latina
>>35082840I'd grow extra hair, buy a loincloth, put up cave paintings, and only have scraped furs on the floor. give her what she wants, instead of simping>>35082846she's not a stacy she's a faux-stacy. it's infinitely worse- it has the entitled attitude of a stacy with hair-pulling insecurity and lack of confidence behind closed doors.
>>35082846Do guys really like women with filler and Botox like this? They always say they want a natural woman but then goon over women with minor work done
Women, what is my female friend's deal?I mentioned this months ago but:>Drinking with female friend and another male friend>She starts going on about how her bf is taking forever to give her kids, marry her, or even move in with her>otherwise very happy 4 year long relationship>She says if he doesn't give her kids in 2 years, she'll consider a sperm donor>Says, and i quote "The two of you could even donate if you'd like... preferrable anon (me) tho..."Recently she asked me if i wanted to rent an apartment and be her roommate. This is kinda sketchy right?
>>35082777>Interview young men>"so why do you think you're single?">several seconds of staring>"uh, like, women on instagram don't know what real life is like... and, uh, women be shopping but I can't afford a house and they want me to be a millionaire and they don't see how much of a future my power washing 1-man startup has."Cool. I'm sure it has nothing to do with being abhorrent asmongoloid fans with the literal worst opinions and personalities on every subject. Young men suck.
For females how bouncy are you? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sj96NJr6sLU
>>35082861looks like a man
>>35082857The funny part is you thinking women know that
>>35082851But you hate men even when you're horny.
>>35082866>I'm sure it has nothing to do with being abhorrent asmongoloidSo social media
>>35082862> lack of confidence behind closed doors.you deduced all this from 1 single photo of her?>>35082863i only see lip filler. she is young why would she get botox
>>35082860Men can't do magic.>>35082870I have never expressed any man hate ever. If anything, I'm too forgiving of men when I'm horny.
>>35082866You like that daddy dick, bby gurl?
>>35082874>you deduced all this from 1 single photo of her?yes, it's literally all right there in the photo
do any of you fantasize about cheating on your gf
Dogshit retarded moid hours fuck
>>35082840put up tapestries bitches love tapestries
>>35082883no that's really mean
>>35082883No. I've been cheated on and wouldn't wish that on anyone else.
>>35082865Anons not beating the bull allegations
Women what would you do if your billionaire husband had an affair with a hot abg CCP spy?
>>35082883Yes. I fantasize about her walking in on me mating like a wild animal with some random pretty girl, apologizing but not stopping
>>35082883no
>>35082874Young women are getting Botox now too. She has chin filler and maybe some in her forehead
>>35082883all the time. that ugly, shapeless bitch is lucky i am autistic and cannot pull women i actually want
>>35082865nag but I think your friend's deal is that she wants to have sex with you every day for at least a year anon.
>>35082883i fantasize about my gf having a penis and fucking other men in the butt for me. we go to complicated places.
>>35082840all the shit I keep out on surfaces so that I don't have to dig through drawers or cupboards gets stored away. make sure I have space for another dresser or 3 in the bedroom. mourn the loss of the bathroom counter
>>35082888Her bf is the buff, tatted, light skin-black guy tho. I'm a skinny mixed nerd weeb
>>35082868Many such cases with Scandoids.t. Scandoid moid, both our interns have masculine facial features.
>>35082902>Anon is going to buck break a moisty nigga and give him his massa juices
>>35082846If you're ever curious who Stacy is, it's prime Jen Connolly
>>35082904pass the fucking controller
>>35082877>Men can't do magic.That's racist.
>>35082884Hey Stacy
>>35082892who cares? she is still hot af
>>35082851You're an outlier.
do women have any idea of how hard to kick a man in his balls so his legs stop working?
>>35082910I'm sorry for my ignorance.>>35082913I'm tired of everything I say, do, and think getting called an outlier. I thought I was normal for so much of my life.>>35082914As hard as possible?
>>35082883Quite the opposite
>>35082884hey stacy
>>35082909I'm just saying, Scandoid women often have masculine features compared to other races.I mean this one girl I know is very similar to the one in the webm. Blonde, blue-eyed, strong jawline, strong nose, when she's not smiling she's has a slightly masculine scowl. If her body hair were black, she'd be hairier than an Indian woman. But she's fucking smoking hot regardless.
>>35082896But she's usually always gushing about her bf. And i've known her almost 9 years now, she doesnt seem evil enough to cheat. But it seems weird>>35082905i like girls lmao
>>35082922Is she a redhead?
>>35082877>Men can't do magic.Don't test me I speak fluent cricket
>>35082924Asian
women do you start picking up mannerisms and specific words from your bf when in a relationship?
>>35082932Unfortunately, yes.
>Everyone just randomly disappeared and stopped replyingDid they hit the yandex data centers again?
>>35082934women are so cute, i wish they were real
>>35082935the foid posters are super horny and are running in front of their favorite males to be devoured like dinner. this just leaves us behind to post
Men do you genuinely feel like it's wrong for a woman to love you for your money? If yes can you please explain why?
>>35082917>I thought I was normalAutism
>>35082940not really, I love her for her body, youth and beautywhen I'm poor she'll leave, when she gets pregnant therefore ugly, I leaveit makes sense.
>>35082932i don't do this at all but men do this with me. they stop cursing, smoking, and they even start to dress like me. their friends and family pick up on it and find it weird
>>35082940yes. it's wrong because it means if I didn't have the money, she wouldn't love me.
>>35082940Yes, because my money is not me. I want a woman to love me for me as a person
>>35082945But isn't your money part of who you are?
men are so fucking retarded they genuinely don't understand empathy
>>35082940i am fine with itbut i also hate every other thing about me and feel as though my feelings, desires, looks, body etc all make me fundamentally incompatible with being loved on those basesso perhaps my perspective sort of says something itself about that attitude.
>>35082949consider this, though
>>35082943Holy perspective, I guess we really are lucky that wealth isn't diminishing like youth and beauty, women are fucked.
Is there anything that doesn't hurt women more than men?
>>35082940Yes. I think men have a responsibility to provide for women. I don’t want to be loved for that; I want to be loved despite it.I would like to actually be loved for who I am and not the role I play in a woman’s life.
>>35082918get help
>>35082947no it is directly *not* part of who I am. my height, penis size, color of my teeth, accomplishments, limp, jokes, etc. are all who I am. my money is bullshit. I wouldn't stand a woman who only likes the bullshit.
>>35082951idc about your gay meme
>>35082935I'm at work. Sue me.>>35082942I'm not autistic. That test we took ITT even said I wasn't especially autistic. I'm just sensitive.
>>35082953Good I want everyone to become faggots.
>>35082940It's not wrong, just like a 40 year age gap isn't inherently wrong. It does say a lot about the people involved.I do understand not wanting to date a broke fuck. Money matters. I moved across the world to chase money. I also don't think it's inherently wrong to want to date richfags so you can be a stay-at-home with household help. My ex left me for this reason, knowing that the odds of me becoming a CEO are slim.What does feel bad is to have a strong relationship, and leave that behind to pursue a potentially weaker relationship because you get to be a trophy wife instead. It undermines the former relationship, trading in interpersonal happiness for monetary happiness. Kinda shows the world your hand. And what happens when an even richer guy pulls up in his bigger car?
>>35082957How about this one?
Women, do you eat enough bread?
>>35082962Apparently not.
>>35082949I've dated a woman who I had to dump once I realized she genuinely could not wrap her head around the concept of empathizing with anyone else
>>3508295390% of anything about the male loneliness epidemic is written by women. I've yet to see a guy talk about it.
>>35082958>I'm at work. Sue me.Okay, lawyer up bitch. See you in court
we wuz vishnus n sheeeeit LOOOOOOOL
>>35082956i find it funny that you reject the idea of your value as a person being based on money, only to place it on the size of your penis in the same post.
are men even lonely?
>>35082969I lost my soul leveling up crafting in gW2, so many tedious tasks.
>>35082969i think modern civilization naturally makes a lot of people lonely anon.
>>35082969Crushingly so, but I'm not sure about the whole male loneliness epidemic thing. I think that's more of a gender agnostic internet addiction problem
i don't need pussy no more.
Red sun over paradise
>>35082968why do you find it funny?
>>35082973It's a little overrated desu.
Any misandrist femanon wanna stomp on my balls?
>>35082974collective consciousness is better
>>35082969A little I suppose. I don't really care to have guy friends though, I have some dutchistanis I game with. I miss female validation though. The only one tocompliment my biceps is a male coworker.
Any man-lover femanon wanna kiss my balls?
>>35082949We understand it all too well The problem is that women don't deserve empathy
>>35082975it just seems silly to boldy reject wealth as your value as a human, only to embrace "muh dik" in the same breath.
>>35082969No one wished me on my birthday. Cant get lonelier than this
Are women faking period cramps?
>>35082949Do women empathize with men at all?
Men, are you a pedophile?
Everyone is lonely and nobody will do anything about it. Based
>>35082969If women are lonely then yes, men are the most lonely and suffer the most and are on verge of suicide, women could never understand.If women are doing fine then no, men are doing better than women and have strong friendships and networks that women could never achieve.
>>35082979No way man, but I digress since stains of time is the best
>>35082973Guy breaking rocks at the prison farm:>I don't need the pussy no mo', no mo'>I don't need the pussy no mo'
>>35082989I'm doing something about it.
>>35082988Nah, i have an adult woman fetish
>>35082987It's not even supposed to work that way and I'm tired of men pretending like it does
>>35082984wealth is fake
>>35082988No. For all my shortcomings, I am thankfully not stricken with anything particularly revolting as that.
>>35082987Some do.>>35082995Freak.
>>35082917I can't think of a single normal thing about you.
>>35082987Women are wired to lack empathy. They’re solipsistic
>>35082996Why are Romanians so brown?
>shitpost for a few hours>go out and have fun life is good
>>35082940Yes. Because she doesn't love me.
I'm an empath, so basically that means I'm going to talk a lot about myself now.
Women which do you prefer?>Tip>Shaft>Frenulum>Balls
It's not enough!I keep drinking water but it's just not enough!!!!!!I'm gonna go get a sports drink tomorrow.
Turns out men and women are both shitty and undeserving of love, wow.
>>35082969I miss my friend. I will never see him again.
thedongexpands?forwhatpurpose?
>>35083006Tfw when no frenulum.Fuck the jews
>>35082958>I'm just sensitiveI thought the toys ruined that?
>>35083006Tip and shaft
>>35082986>Are women faking period cramps?You ever been constipated and gotten that aching pain around your guts? Imagine that, but it can last for two days.
Women, what does a clit feel like?
>>35083011The penis was invented in the Netherlands to plug leaks in dikes.
>>35083015being a woman seems like a pain
>>35083009I think what I've learned from this thread is that women on 4chan generally aren't very empathetic or trustworthy. Something I probably should have already known.
>>35083015Ugh yes and sometimes your period gives you cramps And it fucks up ur stomach and u get actual digestive cramps too. Just got over mine and im getting ptsd
Is AI taking your job
Women, do you read anything other than smut?
how do you deal with a friend being a possibly bad parent when you had a very bad childhood yourself? i don't have kids myself .i grew up in a shitty family and it pains me to hear her always talking about how her daughter makes her crazy and gives her crashouts because the daughter (3) is strong-willed/doesn't like listening apparently. she doesn't seem just simply annoyed she sounds like she genuinely doesn't like the kid.it depresses me.
>>35083015every time i feel sad about my penis being small i think "you could've been forced to deal with menstruating" and that helps me man up and be grateful
>>35083016I touched it once and it was way too stimulating and unpleasant
>>35082989Only men r lonelyBecause men dont have a pussy or inherit value so nobody gives a fuck about them
>>35083022Yea
>>35083022I exclusively read research articles for school bc it’s all I have time for
>>35083023I think you should talk to her in private about it. I think this is something you can voice concern over without coming across as villainizing her or just traumadumping at her.
No gf to cuddle in bed with and grope.
Reminder that when men talk about being lonely, they're talking about not getting laid.
>>35083023Hang out with the kid
Gender Do you consider flirting in a relationship cheating? Do you flirt while in a relationship?
>>35082953I've seen this so many times: Women with self-proclaimed high standards have a set of standards they want a man to meet. He must be:>Educated with a degree.>Have a good job and money.>Have good job prospects.>Own real estate.And conclude that the best way to get such a man is to also have them.In reality, men couldn't care less about your degree and job. A millionaire would conceivably date the barista he found hot. Power thing? Probably, but then what do you expect when you pursue powerful men?So they end up 30 years old with a bunch of shit that men don't care about.
>>35083032Whoa crazy What if there was something like the food pyramid but for basic human needs
>>35083034M. Yes. Yes.
>>35083021No, it's taking my coworkers' jobs because I can do their job twice over with AI.
>>35083032No nigga, I am talking about being lonely. Most of the conversations I've had in real life for the last five years have been very superficial and unfulfilling.I seldom encounter people who want to just be themselves around me where I live. My work and lifestyle afford me very few opportunities to meet new people in my town. Less than 20,000 people live where I do.I know no one who is actually invested in my life besides my parents and siblings.
>>35083036Stop romanticizing your desire to pump and dump women.
>>35083022Yes.Can anyone explain why so many men seem to think thata) women only read romance booksb) all women like romance booksc) all romance is smutd) all smut is non-consensual e) romance readers don't read any other genref) romance doesn't have a fuckton of all sorts of different subcategories with all sorts of different main leads and love interests Also what exactly do you mean by smut because a 400 page book having like two sex scenes isn't enough to label it as erotica because by that logic Oppenheimer is a porno.
I am god's gift to women. AMA
>>35083032Thats all that matters, dont fool yourself
>>35083030she has lots of issues and was in a physically abusive relationship (i thought it was a happy relationship with her hs sweetheart but she just didn't talk about how bad the relationship was). i think it would only make things worse honestly bc she's not a "stable" person and has just been thru a lot. but i think she can tell i get uncomfortable when she vents about her daughter. maybe i'll try once her life and mental state has stabilized more, however i feel really bad for the kid.
>>35083041Because they saw memes/TikToks/Youtube videos that told them so and now they repeat it like gospel.
>>35083040>pump and dump women.NTA You added the dump part for no reason
>>35083033she's a pretty private person, i haven't ever met her kid so this is all based on her vents to me (but i wouldn't think all this based on just regular parent-complaining). i'm pretty sure none of her other friends have met her daughter yet.
>>35083044None of that comes as a great surprise, unfortunately.Give it some thought. If you're close enough to be this worried, she's likely willing to hear you out.
>>35081744Kitten poster for sure
>>35083032>>35083040Do you not have a boyfriend to hold you close?
>>35083028Or pop psychology?
>>35083048ty anon
>>35083040You post as if you were on your period
>>35083041nta but inarguably there is a certain stereotypical gooner diddyfoid that more or less fits the mold of using "reading" as a way to constantly and exclusively engage with erotic material. The mistake of course is assuming these to be most women
>>35083032when women talk about being lonely they're talking about having chad as a boyfriend instead of gigachad
>>35082873kek, touche, though probably not how I would have marked it in a survey.
>>35083021yes. I deliver food as a second job now. AI isnt' taking that job, but the way AI hasn't completely consumed my white collar job and all other white collar jobs that I know is simply due to the slow speed of implementation and bureaucratic inertial resistance to change.
>>35083035Here's something you haven't considered: there are rich, powerful men who like rich, powerful women. Do you think women would rather be liked for being a pretty barista, or being seen more as an equal?
>>35082777Easy. All the zoomie collagues at my side job have" situationships" and "fwb"s ,while the women in question have committed boyfriends. Soo all the young men are "single" while the women are not. Genius isn't it
>>35083021EngineerPossibly. I wouldn't have said this 3 years ago but the past ~6 months have made me more or less certain it's possible, at least conceptually.
>>35083032yes, and? I don't need emotional support, I have testosterone. I need a woman to sit on my face and remind me why I'm living on this rock in the first place.
What’s the cure to loneliness as a man?
>>35083041It's an exaggeration but it's not an exaggeration that women focus on romance in their media selectionBut also it's the basis of booktok
>>35083068female affection
>>35083021No, but I'm trying to change careers and become a software engineer.
>>35083032it feels like there is a certain class of woman whose sole, most deeply held resentment of man is built on a rabid, furious rejection of the idea that men are capable of love.
>>35081694I dislike malfoid not because I'm offended by the word foid or I think "men enjoy thing" = bad but because it's so corny and cringy but people who like it think it's so profound with zero self-awarness. These people think they're so much better than female fandomites who lust over Malfoy but at least those goonettes make fanart and fanfics with their own hands meanwhile they spit out ai generated slop and go on coke-rants about how much better malfoid is than the OG Harry Potter and every romance targeting women even though malfoid isn't even a character. And the whole point they're trying to make that men can enjoy romance too can be much more easily made by using a female character from a male-targeted romance story which they're are plenty and they would know that if they knew how to properly use search-engines.
>>35083062Point is, they don't need to do all of this and men like youth. Old money usually goes for old money, new money doesn't care about achievements.They screw themselves over by thinking men want the same things women do.
>>35083068Camaraderie with like-minded people in third spaces.
I like reading smut more than looking at porn or photos or hentai.
women in an LTR, what is your preferred method of contraception
>>35083074Yes, young people are stupid and self-absorbed. Things have always been this way to some extent.
>>35083078smut is never as inventive as my own mind with a little bit of inspiration. I think smut is for those who are too weak-willed to imagine anything.
>>35082999Really?>>35083013I think it really is all mental. When I'm not the one touching myself, everything feels so much more acute.
Grrr my Aryan birthright!!! Noooo!!!!!!
>>35083081I think it's lovely when people write out their thoughts and desires.
>>35083084Was it promised to you 3000 years ago?
Visual Novels are the superior form of smut.
>>35083079Pull out method
>>35083088Catholic spotted
>>35083086Yes, Indra promised me a foreskin but the Kelloggs cereal guy snipped me
>>35081694State gender Who is more annoying in fandoms, shippers or power scalers?I'll start:f shippers
>>35083087That's just the lowest level of imaginative powers, isn't it?
Jews are right about foreskin.
>>35083092Whatever korra-poster is
>no gf to touch my circ scar and whisper into my ears, "I'm Sorry I wasn't there to protect you."
>>35083092F. Power scalers. Keep things relative to their own universes.
>>35083092MShippers. Power scalers being wrong makes me laugh, but shippers being wrong makes me want to flip every piece of furniture in my house over.
>>35083092MPower scalersAt least shipping comes from a place of recognizable human emotion, genetically power scalers have more in common with crabs than with you and me.
>>35083094True but again it’s not the Jews who pushed male circumcision in the West
>>35083093>>35083087To be fair to both of you I can't imagine an apple in my mind.
>>35083092MShippers, because to them all criticisms of a work can be hid behind the shield of "You're just butthurt because x fucked y instead of z" and yuri/yaoifags are the absolute worst posters of all time
>>35081715Eurofag prime hours>>35081721Yes >>35081792Something something healthcare not a doctor and not a nurse
>>35083104>insurance salesman My friend Luigi would like a word with you
I'm seriously considering moving out just so I won't have to deal with my mom. Why do moms have to take of your stuff and move it around or throw away as they please? I wish I,could throw all her worthless shit away just so she knows how it feels.
>>35081828Concrete >>35081875Whatever those Bolivian rabbits that look done with the world are
>>35083109Godspeed. Get the fuck out of there
>>35083108>sports betting:|>betting on whether your house will catch on fire or flooded, you will randomly die, you will randomly get in a car accident, you will randomly get sick or injured, etc.:O
>>35083077Im doing that rn>>35083071How do you get that
>>35081875MUnicorn
>>35083092Powerscalint is one of those things thats so absolutely browncoded and subhuman that it comes back around to being almost endearingly retarded.
Speaking of insuranceIf I have to pay auto insurance because I might get hit by an aggressive driver, doesn't it obviously follow that foids should have to buy rape insurance?
>>35082099Snape is Mr. Brightside and is a better candidate for genderbending than Malfoy
>>35081881Indoor climbing >>35081936It means you are unable to open emotionally and have the sentient needs of a white dude in Thailand, do better and find someone worth connecting with >>35083092F shippers
>>35083114>Im doing that rnNo, you aren't. I meant in real life.
>>35083113I loved the Sydney Sweeny ad though
>>35083108grrr hecking evil insurance industry selling insurance grrrr
GenderHow fat is too fat for your partner
>>35083124This but without a hint of irony
>>35083108> implying I’m willing to sell anything I didn’t get my degree to be a glorified money grabber.
>>35083126this is a sign of extremely low intelligence
>>35083109Get out or get a chronic illness later in life due to stress
>>35083123nta I'm not familiar with any SS sports ad, but if that was the ad, it made me hard. If I was a directionless teenager, it would absolutely work on me and turn me into a future consoooomer of whatever they're selling
we wuz brahmans n sheeeeit LOOOOL
>I get hit by a drunk driver and she totals my car>she takes the fault>she goes to prison>MY insurance premium goes upMake it make sense.>>35081875MFennec Fox>>35083125That's really particular and depends on the girl and her fat distribution.
>>35083125I like big men depends if fat and weak or fat and strong, I wouldn’t date a sweaty fedora but I wouldn’t mind a fat guy that had farm strength or similar.
>>35083125as soon as I'm thinking about any "flabs" when looking at them
>>35083123I'd slam my tennis balls against her ass if you catch my drift.
>>35083125MI scrubbed around on a BMI visualizer and have decided that 30 is around the cutoff for me.
Imagine the years of training Chinese spies have to undergo to not roll their eyes while talking to a techbro moid
>>35083074You are definitely jealous. Men have always invented better things and have been more creative. Malfoid makes perfect sense because Rowling gave Malfoy female traits based on her childhood bullies. Not to mention it's the perfect rivals to lovers story.>>35083080Harry Potter fans are millennials and zoomers.
cheers to whoever told me to make a fried egg sandwich few weeks ago it's pretty good
>>35083139> work mid tier government job> routinely sit through HR meetings with middle age assholes that routinely fall for this shit > no longer able to bring couples to work parties > I used to be able to go to hotels when travelling and stay with bf at the time as a mini vacation When I left they had an ad at work induction saying to please stop falling for it
>get invited to party>plan to go, invite a friend>she says yes>fast forward 3 weeks, other mutual friend plans a birthday party same day last minute>tell friend sorry, can't go, already going to other party>texting friend I invited about random stuff, including how I'm baking stuff for this party the night before>see her that morning and ask her, "hey see you this afternoon?">"Oh, I'm going to the other party" Either gender, is it petty to tell her that wasn't cool to not tell me sooner?
>>35083140By "young" I mean anyone born after 2000.
>>35082944>i don't do this at all but men do this with me. they stop cursing, smoking, and they even start to dress like me. their friends and family pick up on it and find it weirdAre you straight edge?
>James Gunn firedGender,How many times are we going to see the DC Cinematic Universe get rebooted in our lifetimes?
>>35082949What did he do?
>>35083146>including people >25 as "young"lmao boomer
>>35083153>no black women in any of these preference collages
>>35083153
>>35083074MI agree somewhat. I thought malfoid was cute since I like tsundere bitches and it draws attention to exactly why fujos liked shipping the two, but the AI generated content and forced meme feels like it's gone on too long.
>>35083149Guess the DCU decided to beat Spiderman's record for multiple reboots in a short time.
>>35082995>It's not even supposed to work that way and I'm tired of men pretending like it doesWe're supposed to only empathize with you, huh?
>>35083154What can I say, apparently I have a type.
>>35083149As a Superman fan his Superman movie was pretty bad, and his whole cinematic universe plan was so weird.
>>35083151They are whether or not they realize it, because they act like it. I'm in my early thirties.
>>35083125Mwhen it's clear that the weight is due to a mental issue. anyone of reasonably sound mind doesn't go beyond a little chubby
>>35083140Jealous of what? A story and a character that doesn't exist? Or ai-generated slop? Also I'm not even a Harry Potter fan I watched it like a decade ago and I think it was good and entertaining story but nothing earth-shattering. Also I'm not a Malfoy fangirl and I think women who publish their dramoine fanfics as dark romance books are embarrassing and I don't even understand why people ship that bs in the first place. I have zero problem with men in fandom spaces, or male-centered romance, or men having waifus, I specifically disliked Malfoid because for some reason almost all her fans behave like you.
Whats one thing you'd be called shallow for wanting to change, but also would sincerely fix your life in your opinion
>>35083154>Not wanting to fuck someone means you're a bigotOk, then I suppose you should want to fuck toddlers and elderly or else you're a filthy ageist
>>35083154
>>35083168fI want to get my boobs smaller
>>35083157Also aren't there plenty of female tsundere characters? I really like Sandrone from Genshin Impact for example
>>35083124If they didn't bribe politicians it'd be fine
>>35083164We both have basic taste.
>>35083169I didn't call you a bigot. I'm just complaining that there's not enough guys ITT who like black women. Asian chasers can't reliably answer some of my questions.
>>35083171Backpain?
>>35083123>lust inducing picture>moid loses his mindGod why are males such lustful losers?
>>35083168I don't believe in magic fixes any more.
>>35083178because that's all they have
>>35083175I'm not op buddy. I'm some random white girl. Also I'm pretty sure there are plenty of men on 4chan who are attracted to black women.
>>35083164lol. sure it's basically me but it's hilarious when it gets that reductionist
>>35083169Stop being retarded. Nobody said what you're reading into it.
>>35083168Being tall
>>35083153Do men get picky when they're presented with this many options or do they just select every face on every slide?
>>35083175Hi
>>35083153MI want it on the record I chose three black girls as attractive
>>35083168mgoing from small to big penis would turn my life around. no matter what anyone says, its just flatly true
>>35083168Boob lift no implants just bc of weightloss
>>35083168M finances of course. second place height
>>35083123I do think this is pretty trashy but women who called ss a whore for this are the same ones who call pop girls in lingerie icons and divas
>>35083185On one of my rounds, I only selected one girl
>type "my type" into google>Hennessy on my lips, take a little sip>Privacy on the door, I'ma make the shit grip>Rich nigga, eight-figure, that's my type>That's my type, nigga that's my type>Eight-inch big, ooh, that's good pipe>Bad bitch, I'ma ride the dick all night
>>35083168Mmy dream car
>>35083074>but because it's so corny and cringy but people who like it think it's so profound with zero self-awarnessBut it's teaching men to yearn again.
>>35081694Why are gender relations so much more chill on 4chan than on twitter?
>>35083194
>>35083197That's great but can't they use actual tsundere girls for that?
>>35083168FMake myself a futanari and turn my clit into a dick.>>35083198Because social media is trash.
There's a stat at the bottom of the MyType results that says how picky you are compared to the average user, people should be posting that so we can see how desperate /atogans/ are.
>>35081694State gender If you have watched bridgerton what's your hot take?
>>35083168M.Make my cock easier to erect, able to operate under heavy load, and remove my anxieties about sex.
>>35083203what would that solve exactly
>>35082969>>35083032I used to think I needed a gf to not be lonely, but making friends and rescuing a couple animals has really helped me.
>>35083074>These people think they're so much better than female fandomites who lust over MalfoyTo an extent, they are. "Malfoid" tones down a lot of the awful qualities of canon Malfoy, whereas a lot of fanon keeps those qualities and excuses them. Like can you really claim moral superiority when you fetishize racism, classism, and cowardice, compared to a bunch of guys who turn Malfoy into a placeholder for the rich, snobby tsundere in love with the male MC trope?>>35083079>what is your preferred method of contraceptionLesbianism>>35083087>Visual Novels are the superior form of smut.Yeah, but a higher barrier of entry. There are some smut fics and books that would put most VN's to absolute shame.>>35083092Power scales are more annoying, but shippers are more toxic. >>35083095>Whatever korra-poster isI'm both>>35083103>yuri/yaoifags are the absolute worst posters of all timeNot even in the same realm. Yaoi shippers are subhuman and repulsive. They're like one step above pedo shippers, which many of them are.>>35083149Good. James Gunn had the Taika Watiti thing where he got lightning in a bottle with Guardians of the Galaxy and it tricked people into thinking he was a good director. Now, they're getting another Marvel nobody to replace him and gonna wonder why their shit fails again. They need Sarah Finn, because their casting is atrocious.>>35083203I'd go full package, but make my dick and balls entirely retractable.
>>35083209I could pee standing up.
>>35083198Twitter promotes the most outrageous engagement bait, whereas all 4chan posters are basically on equal footing. You can get (You)'s with engagement bait but no single post is amplified in attention on the same level that an engagement bait post is on twitter.Anon greentexts about a girl being mean and he gets 5 (You)'s and the thread moves on or if he's the OP he gets some engagement until the thread 404s. Anon twitter blogposts about a girl being mean and it gets shown to people who the algorithm has been trained to spend time commenting on these types of posts and gets seen by hundreds of thousands of users
>>35081694Genuine question for men, how often do you get aroused? What causes it? How do you control yourself?
>>35083203>Make myself a futanari and turn my clit into a dickYou'd lose half of your nerve endings.
>>35083194Big house, long hallways. Got 10 bathrooms. I could shit all day, nigga.
>>35083214I started vyvanse and im cosntantly in a low level state of horniness now, despite my dick struggling to harden as a result. Maddening.
>>35083215I'm pretty sure those nerves would get replaced by the penile nerves and sexual sensitivity wouldn't change that much.
>>35083185I started out very liberally choosing every girl that was vaguely attractive, to the the point that it remarked that I "can afford to be more restrictive in my choices", but by the end I was much more picky. Somewhere in the middle it started giving me sets where I picked everyone. I also noticed I picked more faces immediately after taking a break and looking away for a minute.
>>35083217What did you tell the doc to get it?
>>35083187The brunette in the top left corner is very hot.
>>35083214I see her curves and I'm like whoowee I wanna breed that. I'm not an ape that fucks in public but I touch her as much as I can
ATOGA blowjob championship
>>35083153>swipe women>all gorgeous>swipe men>all repulsiveBeing a straight woman is suffering
>>35083214I honestly don't even know anymore. Genuinely, I don't know when I'm aroused or not. I feel I've not been going "SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX" for years.I can still cum just fine, I just have to think "it's time to be horny" and get there.
>>35083198I wouldn't know. You tell me. I don't go on twitter.
>>35083214>Genuine question for men, how often do you get aroused?Very rarely these days. Maybe once a week.>What causes it? Uh, women.>How do you control yourself?Distraction Is the only thing that consistently works in the moment.
>>35083224she would literally be my last pick.
>>35083211>Not even in the same realmI think you're biased here. Yurifaggots on /a/ are the scum of the earth and go out of their way to end all discussion so they can obnoxiously talk about how love between girls is so pure and better than "hetshit" on a level that fujos do not approach. Gundam threads got so much worse when they got let in.
I don’t feel right. Ugh
Brah the girl I like the most looks like my crush at work
>>35083222I saw a psychologist who gave me an ADHD test and an adjacent IQ test to establish a baseline and he was confident im fucked up enough to warrant trying stimulant treatment after he diagnosed me.
>>35083153Mit kept putting blackies in the not-your-type section which is frankly untrue they just didn't the sort of brown flavour I likes
>>35083235I am very ill and my sinuses hurt
is this the test? 100 percent shit, 99% of the options given were fat guys. top left is the only one i found attractive, even the rest of the options here aren't remotely attractive to me. i'm gonna die alone.
>>35083218But women are way more sensitive than we are>>35083228>straight>womanPick one.
>>35083204Very desperate.
Men,How often do you find yourself wondering, "Do I care too much about looks?" when looking for a girlfriend/wife?
>>35083153MI don't think I would have summed up my type as "dark academia horse girl" if you had asked me to, but I don't think I can really deny it.
Any femanon looks like this?
>>35083224>The brunette in the top left corner is very hotEva Lovia looking ahh bih
>>35083247Never
>>35083248>cute over sexypedo
>>35083228Why do women think we're ugly?
>>35083233Jaw not boxy enough for you?
>>35083240damn top right looks a lot like me, my hair is longer though, am I that unattractive ;_;
>>35083238Is it racist to say that it's not the skin color that makes the difference, but the features? Are men effectively saying; we like white women with dark skin?
>>35083240>femanon wants blond Artosis
>>35083228As a straight man I have to agree, but also I question if you're really straight?
>>35082518its fun
>>35083240top left is me if there was a gf stuffing me in a suffering sweater instead of just letting me look shabby and depressed like I actually am
>>35083241>But women are way more sensitive than we areAnd women are less horny than men, so clearly that sensitivity doesn't mean shit.
>>35083145Would it have changed anything if she had?
I wanna be the kind of guy that girls just look at and think wow
>>35083265I am
>>35083247often enough
>>35083238Same for me but with freckles. It's not my fault it didn't show me enough pretty redheads.
>>35083248>>35083204I'm apparently Open.
>>35083255if you're beuing serious i wouldn't say unattractive. top right was my 2nd choice secretly
>>35083254she has praying mantis disguised as a flower aura. instinct tells me approach means getting my head ripped off, then her shoving her head down my neck and ripping out and eating the juicy insides. I would literally never ever never ever date that thing.
>>35083189Birdanon or KP?
Women, do you cook for men?
>>35083194Femanons be like...
>>35083275Ask the question without the shitty Twitter bait and I'll seriously answer.
>>35083239 Covid?
>>35083275nag but even I think this bait is too stupid to troll with
>>35083257>Are men effectively saying; we like white women with dark skin?NTA, but yes this is correct. Every attractive black women has delicate white features when you look past the skin tone. Except for maybe the hair, I love the long black curly hair.
>>35083265Better start werewolfmaxxing and billionestacking
>>35083262so you don't wanna be stuffed into a sweater
>>35083263It means you're more fully satisfied instead of always needing your next fix
>>35083247Never? I'm done with ugly practice gfs, though.
>>35083288FtM trannies on testosterone disprove that theory.
>>35083234>/a/They're on 4chan, most of them are scum of the earth, then you narrow that down to anime fans.Yurifags outside of here are like: "Mio and Ritsu would be really cute together."Yaoifags outside of here are like: "Wouldn't it be so hot if Bakugo raped Deku, got him boy!pregnant, and Deku had to shit out the baby from his bussy and forced Bakugo to pay child support?">>35083257>Are men effectively saying; we like white women with dark skin?Yes, that's exactly what many of them are saying. They want a black woman, but with lighter skin, small frame, small nose, straight hair, and who has no connection to her culture.
>>35083273Well yeah, apparently that's your type.
>>35083265>I wanna be the kind of guy that girls just look at and think wowMe too, bummer that it's not possible. I'd probably let it go to my head though.
>>35083228being an ugly man is crazy because basically every woman says she thinks all men are hideous and 90% of those mfs she's insulting actually gigamog you
>>35083288They're still not as horny as we are
>>35083291>straight hair
>>35083247Yes, I want to somehow train myself out of it
>>35083247Never.
>>35083291No. Give me a 6ft Dinka baddie
JH, this might unironically be the answer to your prayers. >https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/11/12/billionaire-pavel-durov-offering-free-ivf-to-women-willing-to-have-his-baby/>The billionaire founder of Telegram is offering to pay for the in vitro fertilization process of medically eligible women who are interested in having a baby using his sperm at a fertility clinic in Moscow, the latest billionaire to speak openly about his desire to widely reproduce.The babies also get a share of his fortune.
>>35083302He's not Chad enough
How horny would a Latina ginger be?
>>35083236Brah how does she look like?
>>35083253In this case1. The women looked 18-25 while the men looked 30-402. Big wide faces. It looks alien. Men IRL don't look like that, I don't know what the AI is on3. Terrible jewfros and porn mustaches. Many of these guys were styled even worse than real life men for some reason>>35083259I've never wanted to fuck women but I regularly fantasize about men. They're mostly fictional but it's definitely the maleness that attracts me>>35083294What's crazy about that? Men call digitally enhanced women in their prime ugly fatties all day on every platform
>>35083302Is he going to get Ashley St Clair'd for this?
>>35083308they exist and not very. it's like it cancels itself out
>>35083271>>35083248>>35083153/r/ing a throwaway email website that actually works on this website
>>35083310>What's crazy about that? Men call digitally enhanced women in their prime ugly fatties all day on every platformNTA. It doesn't reflect their real behavior though, everybody knows they're desperate and coping.
>>35083313>it's like it cancels itself outWhy can't we have nice things!
>>35083308>How horny would a Latina ginger be?Surprisingly not very. I think they cancel each other out. Even Canelo doesn't cheat on his wife.
>>35083310Maybe you just need to "do more crowds" until it learns what type of man you like.
>>35083287no, I don't
>>35083318there's that invisibly tiny fraction of Portuguese redheads that all seem to be literal succubi
>>35083310>>35083319Yeah what the fuck was up with that why did so many of them have mustaches. And half the Asian men looked like they had white foundation on, like goth level white.
me and korrasami once again mirror each other's opinionsit's joever
>>35083308>How horny would a Latina ginger be?The latina part cancels out the bbc obsession
>>35083314tmaily.com is what I used. But it didn't even send me an email, so I'm not sure an active address is even needed, as long as it looks like a valid address. Maybe.
>>35083171We can trade! then maybe we can both have normal sized boobs.
>>35083125f over 550 probably
>>35083327JH.
>>35083323>And half the Asian men looked like they had white foundation on, like goth level white.Half the Asian women it was showing me all looked like kpop singers who had a shitload of work done.
>>35083125M230
>>35083153I just like women (but apparently I have an asian bias)I didn't see get recommended any of the hot MENA chicks that they told me I wasn't attracted to in post.
What percentage of men are actually planning to have kids nowadays?Not "Oh one day" but "I will have them within 5 years"
>>35083302I already have a guy whose baby I want. Not looking for rich donors.
>>35083324I actually saw us talking to each other on /soc/ back in like 2022. A picrew thread, I think.
>>35083330Fat shitter, who's the cat you keep posting? They're cute smd i want to follow them
>>35083341We don't have a hivemind like women do, so I can't say for certain. I want to have my first kid sometime in the next five years.
>>35083341I need your help with that.
>>35083125Mprobably above 165. It depends a lot on body shape. What matters is not having any parts of your belly starting to fold over. Bumps are fine, but not like a hard edge.
>>35083344the body is a snowleopard& the face is a photoshopped on face of a cat influencer called mei meishes kinda famous for her cute unique look
>>35083125M> BMI 27 unless she lifts
>>35083331That wasn't me. I don't want handmedown tit fat. I want to magically grow my own.
>>35083341I will not.
>>35083341>femanon totally not looking for donors
>>35083125If he is considered "overweight" on the bmi chart and it's not justified by muscle mass he is too fat.
>>35083360Based fat hater
GenderWho's your criminally underrated celebrity crush?
>>35083343I dont' go to soc. wasn't me
Good news, everyone!
>>35083125F, I honestly don't know. I would have said my bf was way too big for me if asked before I actually met him, but I fell in love and I love his body. Stuff like how much it suits the person or how/where they carry it matters, but it is also as simple as that the more you like a person overall the easier it is to get enthusiastic about every little detail about them as well... for me at least.
>>35083302And once again, my taste is proven immaculate as I aim to plap only the finest of foids. Any femanons here fit the bill?
>>35083368She lied as easily as she breathed
>>35083153M. Apparently there's a pattern.
>>35083154Two black faces in this >>35083340 anons collage. Despite the yellow fever.
>>35083371>F, I honestly don't know. I would have said my bf was way too big for me if asked before I actually met him, but I fell in love and I love his body.I need a woman to be saying this about me, but not be talking about my bmi
My entire face and head hurts
>>35083372>innocent looking>all asianwhat did they mean by this?Would wife twin tails
>>35083367You're not JH!
>>35083125the moment he starts shouting "GET IN MY BELLY" to midgets; Fat Bastard
>>35083378Why
Really curious as to what these male archetypes would be called but I have no idea what I'm meant to select to make them hotter.
>>35083385Bottom right. Holy shit
>>35083381Those hotties aren't androgynous
>>35083385It’ll tell you later.
>>35083384I don’t know
>>35083385>but I have no idea what I'm meant to select to make them hotter.The black guy
W*men are le bad.
>>35083372top left is a face for a living female hero. deadly beautiful.third from bottom left is a classic 10/10, very attractive
>>35083385>no idea what I'm meant to select to make them hotterFemale Tinder journey in a nutshell
>>35083374Cute redhead in the top row, and hot blonde in the bottom corner.What did it name your pattern?
>>35083363I crossed the line to a BMI of 25 once about 10 years ago. Never again. I do not hate fat people but they feel like a threat. They make me nervous.
And once again, my taste is proven immaculate as I aim to get plapped by only the finest of moidsAny anons here fit the bill?
>>35083385>the AI startup, the middle manager, gook, the hockey player>male nurse, gook, gook, jeet>iranian PHD, friendly side of the gas station, chess champion, reddit mod
>>35083385this sent my sides to orbit
>atoga training AIs for free againstop it
>>35083397How so?
>>35083404dude it's WAY too late for that
>>35083381>bond girlIt weird how it names some of the traits.
>>35083400boy next door more like frat dorm door
>>35083391Better freak out about it
>>35083394Apparently I am Stacy only. This might require some cope for a skinnyfat dude of average height.Thogh in all honesty all women I've had something going with IRL kinda looked like this
@grok: everyone prefers white women>>35083404sorry
>>35083387Idk why it labelled it like that. It's a bit stupid
>>35083412woops wrong image
>>35083385You're meant to select the ones you think are actually hot. Leave the rest. Might have to do quite a few sets until a hot one appears.
>>35083385For some reason this image is genuinely hilarious. Imagine these guys (apart from top right) telling you about "game" or how to get women
>>35083262you look scary
>>35083413I’m on my phone and away from the computer now, but my top three were east Asians, whites and southeast Asians
>>35083400Top right is how I see myself in my head but I hate how I look in photos
>>35083340Looking further into it I think my favorites are>Old Money>90's Super Model>Prey over Predator (wtf is that title lol)
>>35083423tall too. i'm aware
>>35083366MMelissa Jones
>>35083405It's hard to explain Like their fatness is going to contaminate me and make me fat too, and smell even worse than I already do, and cause me to start eating in a way that unsettles the people around me. You know when they can't eat without gasping for air between bites and make all those weird noises. Just overweight people aren't scary but if they are FAT they scare me. I've felt this way about it since I was a kid. Almost like I think if I get too close to a fat person I'm going to turn into a pig like the parents in spirited away.
>>35083366FRalph Macchio when he was like 20. If I saw a guy like that irl I'd try to approach and ask him to be my bf
>>35083366MGrace Caroline Currey
>>35083433So just disgust.
>>35083436am I supposed to like her for something other than the b oobah?o heck, I don't care>unzips
>>35083400I kind of look like bottom middle with long hair, but my chin isn't quite as strong.
>>35083366MJoan Jetthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjhxkANhKwI
>>35083320Gayest pic ever >vghhh my suicidal ideations are so based
>>35083434NtaHe was still too baby at 20 for me but he was a cutie. Aged well too. He easily still looks 10 years younger than he is.
>>35083438A different and very specific kind of disgust. I don't feel threatened when I stick my hand into a hole and it comes out with dead bird all over it. That's just gross. I don't feel like other things that disgust me are going to "get me".
>>35083436Whoa
>>35083400I apparently look a lot like the guy who replied before me but with a stronger chin. My complexion is also lighter.
>>35083443She's gay
>>35083448You might not consciously find it threatening but you find it gross because subconsciously you know dead bird (or shit or whatever) could get you sick.
Die, Femanon!*throws a wiffle ball at Femanon*
>>35083444you will never understand the depths of complexity of my tormented soul
>>35083366MJulie Delpy
Femanon is an unlikable bully. :D
>>35083453I'm telling you it's a different kind of contamination fear. Getting me sick would be far preferable to making me fat.I clean up someone else's shit on the regular for my job. It is gross but not "disgusting". There's no fear there only "ew". I am AFRAID of fat people in a way that feels irrational. It's bizarre.
>>35083462>I am AFRAID of fat people*jiggles menacingly*
>Open youtube>The <eceleb> Situation is insane/crazy/really bad/worse than you thinkGenderAre you clicking?
>>35083429I look like old moneySwan faceFemme fatale
whats some weird shit you enjoy that you wish had wider social tolerance
>>35083463This genuinely would upset me>>35083464F nah but I might Google "eceleb controversy" and get the cliff notes if I was ever a fan of the person, or already had a poor opinion of them.
>>35083466pls be in the southwestern united statesApparently my favorite women are Korean, Nordic, British, and Persian/Kurdish
>>35083469Anime waifus
>>35083320>the virgin bleed out vs. the Chad Snow Angel of Anguishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZs1_0X_NXM
>>35083464I have no idea what you're on about.
>>35083469m, rubbing your nipples when u jerk off or have sex
>>35083469I wish it were more socially accepted to comment to yourself out loud. I come from a family full of people that talk to themselves out loud and have worked a job for years at a small firm where everyone talks out loud. I can usually keep myself in check but every now and again when I'm really tired a comment will slip out, like a "really, again?" when seeing the train is delayed or something, and people will look at you all wide-eyed like you are an axe murderer. When I feel most people talk to themselves at least sometimes?
>>35083472Married, midwestern
Alledgedly other dudes don't like women who look like this. >>35083466>old money>femme fataleHey, thats my type!
>>35083469F. Talking during movies.
>>35083481Why are you black?
>>35083481On the first viewing? Are you a terrorist?
>>35083469Spacey teeth
Are moids really sending their best?How do I accept my hypergamy?
>>35083483My mom was part black, not my fault. Also you're racist.>>35083484I often have questions and want answers. Sorry.
>>35083464FDepends heavily on the eceleb. I give no fucks about Twitch thots for instance.
>>35083153Just for fun I tried again from scratch, a minimal number of crowd and being more restrictive with my choices. This time it gave me fox face. No idea what that's supposed to mean and how it differs from 90s supermodel or deer face.Pretty girls are pretty.
>>35083487>I often have questions and want answers. Sorry.Everyone watching does! The movie answers them! Oh my god.
>>35083481Are you the kind of person that keeps asking questions about what's happening?
>>35083481talking about what? I'll watch a movie with friends over discord and we'll talk about the movie / crack jokes but it's both on topic and not constant or talking over something
>>35083487>want answersYou'll probably get them if you just keep watching. Asking the person next to you who also has never seen the movie isn't going to help with that.
>>35083487>I often have questions and want answersThis has to be ironic shitposting
>>35083480Which of those is allegedly human not a Venus flytrap wearing makeup
That's it. I NEED to get a cute gf by the end of 2027. I know I need to lose about 30 or 40 lbs. I will do that as quickly as possible. I'm already active, I will go down to OMAD and high protein on that. I'm already relatively active, but will focus on bicep and shoulder work since chest/tris are already about where I'm happy with them, legs don't matter but I try and work on them a little as well.But what else should I do? I need to meet a cute disillusioned craft gf who just wants to make halloween decorations all the time.
Do women feel the same instinctive revulsion looking at >>35083489 as I do looking at >>35083486?
>>35083469Fi wish it was acceptable to be a hypocrite, especially when it comes to love.
>>35083500You’ve got to elaborate on this.
>>35083486Liberal women are weird.
>>35083490>>35083494I assume that I missed something when they gloss over glaring inconsistencies.>>35083491Idk about "keeps asking", but I sometimes ask for clarification if I can.>>35083492Yeah, that's ideal. An environment where it's clear that talking is okay but the important moments are given the time to breathe.>>35083495Maybe I wasn't clear about the types of questions I ask or how often.
>>35083499No?
>>35083487Add another item to the "JH is a black stereotype" list.
>>35083153Every woman in this pic looks vaguely like me. That's my face shape and facial proportions lol. What does that mean? I look like a deer?
>>35083497>cute disillusioned craft gf who just wants to make halloween decorations all the time.You're competing against broco-hair quasichad drug-havers. Lifting = ngmi
>>35083508Apparently you look like a supermodel. Also, Hi.
>>35083499The women are all incredibly hot
>>35083509I can get drugs at least and check that off. Like I said I'm looking for what else I should be doing.
>>35083503>Idk about "keeps asking", but I sometimes ask for clarification if I can.That's not as bad then.
>>35083507There's no list.
>>35083511And the men are all incredibly not.
>>35083514Clearly I should've been more clear. I don't like the culture of every movie needing to pindrop silent or else you'll get shushed.
>>35083499Yes, they look dirty.
>>35083515>hoop earings>acrylic nails>everybody wants to touch her hair. Nobody can.>makes a public nuisance of herselfThere is now.
>>35083496>Which of those is allegedly human not a Venus flytrap wearing makeupThey are all women, so You knowPic is my updated type. May Skynet accept my labour as an offering , so that I may be spared on sentience day.
Any advice for when you hate someone but also miss them?
>>35083518NtaWhen you're at home sure. If you're in public with a bunch of other people who paid for the experience then yeah shut the fuck up.
>>35083515The list is ever growing. It's like the opposite of your boobs.
>>35083522I have never been in that situation. Can't imagine it.
>>35083520>makes a public nuisance of herselfDid she chimp out or shoplift or somtheing? I'm not up to date on my lore. I'm sceptical. No true sheboon will look down on ingesting cum such as she does. They know all about what it takes to keep dey baby daddy around ( or at least try lol)
>>35083520>talks during movies>acrylic nails>massive ass>loves Piccolo>loves purple>hates dogs>hates Asians>massive ass>lusts after white women
>>35083512If you're not already in the bpd/npd power couple sewerpipe you probably don't have the right chemistry to offer. Take up a fuckboi instrument, grow a mane, and move to an overpriced hypergentrified art district formerly industrial
>>35083527Jilted to the point of mental retardation, basically.
>>35083522recognize the difference between fixation and "missing"
>>35083520>>35083532I prefer Goku and I'm very polite in public. Your lists are dumb.>>35083523When I get back from the bathroom, I should be allowed to ask "what'd I miss" without getting the stink eye from the people behind me.
>>35083544I can. I miss what I used to have, I guess.
>>35083545>When I get back from the bathroom, I should be allowed to ask "what'd I miss" without getting the stink eye from the people behind me.No, you should not.
>>35083531See item the first on >>35083532
Sigma, Sigma BoySigma BoySigma, Sigma Boy
I've just shlicked to Tulsi Gabbard x Beto O'Rourke smut
>>35083041Even if it doesn't contain explicit sex scenes, 95% of the shit you read is inherently just a sexual fantasy
I swear to fucking god, I don't have an issues with Indian people in general, but this was the first time somebody in Arc Raiders didn't listen when I told them not to loot the enemy I just killed.And the two cunts definitely understood English, as they spoke it with a heavy accent to each other in public VC.Fucking Indians, man.
How close to a perfect tummy would you say this is? rate it out of 10.
>>35083553I hear these names occasionally and I still have no idea who they are, musicians or something?
>>35083553You know, for as much of a degenerate as I am, I never understood the appeal to smut based off of real life people.
Lock The Fuck In Twin
I think I’m sick my ears really hurt
>>35083559I would say that image is a good 20MP too small to be able to say anything.
>>35083549That's not fair. I literally can't hold in my piss for those long movies, even if I go right before I sit down.
>>35083570Diabeetus
>>35083563Why not>>35083560Politicians
Either gender, do you have any thoughts on the Jensen Huang/Chinese spy situation?
>>35083570Women be pissin
>>35083487>>35083487Anyone have the>what's he doing?>who's that?>why did he do that?Wifejak?
>>35083522I don’t hate them but miss them too.
>>35083570it's okay femanon we'll install a catheter bag before going to the Harry Potter marathon
>>35083572>Why not'Cause it's writing lewd fanficiton smut based off real people. It's one thing when it's fictional characters, but a whole other thing when it's real people.
paw
>>35083573MFunny
Women, can you please explain what is this Fourth Wing stuff and why is it so popular right now?
>>35083545No you should fucking not.If you can't hold it for 2 hours so you don't miss anything don't go to the movies. You're the kind of person I would "accidentally" spill my soda on. You paid the same price everyone else did to be there you didn't pay for special disruption privileges.
>>35083573Never commit to men unless it's to divorce rape them for cheating
>>35081764>Oxford, Bimbo, LondonI coined these nicknames, but>Foot faceyThat was another anon's doing; I called her Skelly but it didn't catch on. Don't think she posts anymore...>>35083566RIP, have any meds?>>35083481>Talking during moviesLast time I went to the movies with a girl she talked through the whole thing and people were giving us looksCan we not just talk after the movie?>>35083434Have you seen Cobra Kai?
>>35083500What does this even mean
>>35083582Don’t like it but some women want a smutty romantasy dragon book for when it gets dark at 4 pm.
>>35083570Then don't go
>>35083576Can you do anything about it?
>>35083582I don't know what that is
>>35083586What made you decide on those names?
Why are men so deluded about this "Nobody can afford to have kids" shit when in reality women just don't want them?
>>35083573MI don't know or careCoercive espionage is as old as steeling dugout canoe improvements from your neighbors
>>35083582>Fourth wingCringe>Fourth WorldBased.
>>35083590Still blocked
>>35083593I watched a woman who doomed to me about kids being prohibitively expensive go on multiple international vacations in the span of a few monthsPeople just say shit
>>35083584Okay. Now you understand why I wish it was more socially acceptable.
>>35083599No now I hate you.
>>35083570How often do you go to the bathroom at work?
>>35083596Dang. Why are you blocked?
>>35083400I can pull off top right if I grow out my hair>>35083366M, not exactly underrated but Aishwarya Rai is fine af (but 4chinz hates Indians)>>35083265Girls look at me and think wow (wow he's retarded)
>>35083582Romantasy slop where fragile bookworm is lusted over by a shadow daddyIt's comfort food escapism for women who want the intensity of a toxic relationship dynamic without any of the actual risk. It feeds into a female fantasy of being so uniquely irresistible that a man who could level a battlefield decides his real full time job is orbiting her.
>>35083280Probably not just a bad cold. I slept more and I feel a little better
>>35083168M, my incomeI love my job but the pay is ass>>35083092I will keep making ship AMVs and there's nothing you can do about it>>35083074Bih it's not that deep, female malfoy is just kawaii
>>35083585So you'd cuckold a man?
>>35083603Once or twice. But I'm also often in PPE so I try to make sure I time my pee breaks when it's convenient.
>>35083551What does this even mean in foidspeak
>>35083611Commit as in trust and invest time and energy into. The only thing worse than 1 man would be 2 men, especially if both expected orgasmless sex from me
>>35082679And this is Rami Malek.
>>35083593Because increasing wages and lowering costs is going to be a lot easier than reversing decades of feminist narrative that women should be independent and career-oriented
Gender, what ruleset are you playing in WoW Forever?
>>35083068Playing Brawl Stars in bed with a nice cup of fruit tea and eating leftover Halloween candyIf anyone here plays I'll add u>>35083021No, I'm a teaching assistant, a robot cannot handle this shii >>35082940It's not wrong but I'm poor so you're barking up the wrong tree>>35082704Fuck noIf I was a woman though I'd be a brat
>>35083582Worldbuilding in fourth wing is just the mc reciting historical facts about the world to calm herself when she panics. I'm not exaggerating or making this up.
>>35083621lol.
>>35083618Rule 1: Never install a WoW game
>>35083573That webm is fucking hilarious. lmao
>>35083611That is a man you are replying to.
>>35083606idknag but that seems like peak escapism and wish fulfillment kino to me
>>35082624I miss the atoga club penguin days>>35082505No I'm the opposite>>35082471<3
>>35083602I wish I could be more tolerable sometimes.
All anons are female until proven otherwise
>>35083634nice try.
>>35083618My boyfriend and my best friend both love this game she’s so into it I can’t escape it everything I’ve heard about this fuckass game has been against my will
>>35083604That’s not being posted in atoga.
>>35083614Why not date women then
>>350836181. Don't play live service games2. Don't pay a subscription fee
>>35083593Women use that as an excuse and we're dumb enough to believe it. The reality of course is that women hate the human race and want it to die.
>>35083522I’ll bite why do you hate them
Women will never beat the allegations
>>35083637They should date.
I miss my foid. :/
>>35083644>>35083543
>>35083645LMAO
>>35083647At least you’re gonna see her again.
>>35083640My parents are homophobic
>>35083645The shitification of publishing is a pity to everyone involved this bs should have stayed in AO3 It’s like me posting a guy talking about his AI gf being like “men will never beat the allegations”
>>35083645Why do women love cuckolding, but only when it's non consensual?
>>35083645its sad seeing morality crudely mutate such obvious desires. I am not allowed to want this, so i must reframe it through justifications like "but he was an abuser so its okay."
>>35083651Will you be able to get away from them eventually?
>>35083653Consensual cuckoldry is revolting because the cuck is still in some way around. He stays in her presence.
>>35083650I very likely will not actually.
>>35083659Sorry to hear that.
>>35083645>his fucking name is kingHas anyone else gotten so blackpilled that they start seeing women as cute again because of how predictable they are?
>>35083664Only most men alive over the age of 25
>>35083658How is that more revolting than a corpse?
>>35083645“men will never beat the allegations“
>>35083660Thanks. :(
Women, would it make you uncomfortable if your boyfriend got along really well with your ex (who you're on good terms with)?
>>35083667Maybe society will heal after all.
Ah I wanna cradle her face in my hand
>>35083668The corpse isnt giving the ick by enjoying defeat.
>>35082460>mytype.fyiWtf why do they look like my mom when she was young
>>35083672How the fuck did they meet?
>>35083677Same happened with me lmao
>>35083677Freud is pointing rn
Almost 20 years ago (damn it's been that long LOL!) during the burning crusade era we had a guild and one of my friend's from work, his girlfriend was a gamer and played it. They were engaged for a bit, and then suddenly out of nowhere she dumped his ass and moved to Alabama to be with her in guild boyfriend.Many such cases!
>>35083679A spitroast?
GenderDo you like cringe kino? What's the cringiest moment in media that you love? MFor me it's the scene in in DMC4 where Nero gets his devil trigger, it's objectively cringy, but I love it.https://youtu.be/b_OwNfSXIRg
>>35083679Eskimo bros. It's serendipity sometimes.
>>35083677Top left is fucking hot.
>>35083672>who you're on good terms withWe wouldn't have broken up then
>>35083682How old are you, unc?
>>35083685>GenderM>Do you like cringe kino?No.
>>35083683if you do a spitroast you have to get the documented hi-five on camera.
>>35083683>>35083687Why can't you guys say something normal like they work at the same place or something.
>>35083679At a party.
>>35083685What is wrong with Japs
Dating your best bro's mom actually seems pretty chill
>>35083691gay
Women, rate my moids.
>>3508369043
>>35083694So they have mutual friends?
>>35083698This nigga wants to get blacked
>>35082428A wacco>>35082342A few months to both>>35082330M, 8/10You don't need drugs, but you should try going to a good rave>>35082281>>35082281>being a teacher is just like being a day care nannyAs a teaching assistant, it basically is desuNot that it isn't a great and rewarding job though. But there is a lot of bullshit to deal with. I'm a bit of a himbo but if you're actually academic/intelligent I don't advise going into teaching
>>35083685>I am wretched>But I AM strong!>I am the future>I AM ZERG!
>>35083694Is it true that a guy girl will fuck in front of a lot of people in a room at a party? Like they allow some folks that are interested to watch the action?
>>35083692Especially nowadays as proof of consent
>>35083698MehTop left and bottom middle are alright.
>>35082209Most healthy American>>35082170We stay gaming tho #keepongaming>>35082128>boring virginsWe out here>>35082081Yes, I offered to buy a MILF a drink once, not realising she was with her husbandStill danced with her tho lol
>>35083706>a guy girlWhat
>>35083698Bottom right is literally me. Damn.
>>35083706People don't actually fuck at parties
>>35083698Not into any of them
Why do some guys try to make you talk and ask you questions in the middle of giving a blowjob? Like you know we can't say anything without stopping?
>>35083706>>35083710A gay girl?
>>35083712>People don't actually fuck at partiesIs this really true? Like all the teen movies and shit were wrong all this time? It's shattering my worldview.
>>35083715You can signal yes or no, tho
>>35083715We learned it from our dental hygienists who are all women
>>35082022Yes I am a pretty good singer desu. I would sing for you right now if I wasn't home with ppl>>35082015I don't drive I cycle>>35081828Straw
>>35083708>>35083714Finding good looking moids really is difficult.
>>35083724>>35083714>>35083708We should share a bf
>>35083724>hinge >rich area where people have more time to invest in looks > 25-30 Done.
>>35083725No thank you
>>35083700I went to a party at my girlfriend's friends house. I was talking to a guy all night about random shit and we got along real well. Then she told me as we were walking back to my car that the guy I was talking to all night was her ex. I laughed and said sorry if it made her uncomfortable and she said it was cute but I don't know if I should stop talking to him in the future.
Men rate your self esteem out of 10
>>35083715>Like you know we can't say anything without stopping?It's fun to make you try.
How bad is it that I gave her a high five after my first blowjob?
>>35081792M, teaching asisstant >>35081772American moment >>35081744None bc these hoes ain't loyal>>35081735The one where your mum sucks me off
>>35083618mpvp alliancengl walking through Ashenvale was hell and I'm going to kill every low-level horde I see from now on in retaliation
I wish she was here to nurse me back to strength
>>35083719Maybe the jocks and stacies who were dry humping in detention could have. But all the parties me and my friends have been to were just retards getting drunk and gossiping or watching movies or playing cards or Smash Bros
>>35083731Did you feel like you did a good job?
>>350837292/10
>>35083734Was she from atoga? You post about her here a lot
>>35083729Maybe 3 on a good day.
>>350837293/10
>>35081721>Did you lose your virginityNo>>35081715My bedtime isn't for another 2 hours>>35083729-1I got a compliment from an inspector at work today and I really thought they were joking
>>35083734What happened anon?
>>35083737>Did you feel like you did a good job?No, I feel like she did a great job. Can a guy do a good job at receiving a blowjob?
>>35083734this but by "nurse" I quite literally mean I wish she was there to feed me her breastmilk. I hope it's not too plastic because she's Korean, but her boobs are already small.
>>35083744>I got a compliment from an inspector at work today and I really thought they were jokingWait is this a low self esteem thing? I just thought I was stupid
>>35083746Oh I misunderstood. I thought you gave her a blowjob.
>>350820152003 Nissan Pathfinder in the weird beige grey color
>>35083751ugh
>>35083728That's on her if she is uncomfortable. She should have made you aware of who he was before you got there if she knew or suspected he would be there and didn't want you to be friendly.I wouldn't knowingly expose a current boyfriend to an ex even if I was on good terms with the ex. It's just weird. Only one man who's seen my vagina is allowed in my social circle at any given time. Two's a crowd.
>>35083741>You post about her here a lotI do? >>35083745Yearned
>>35083688Innit>>35083681Facts>>35083680My mom was a stacy and I'm not ashamed of it>>35083592Nothing in particular idk they just stuckLondon femanon was studying in London so it just got abbreviatedOxford was a big fan of using the Oxford comma, it got abbreviated from Oxford comma anonBimbo-chan would joke about (or others joked idk) how she was a bimbo with her style
>>35083753What
>>35083731That's stupid but in an endearing way. Not bad.
>>350837291/10, it's gone past "oh im so darn bad" pity party stuff, crossing into what feels like outright mental illness and body dysmorphia.
>>35083570Nta but a lot of countries have intervals during movies. I think the UK should also. I have ADHD I can't sit through some 3 hour capeshit without needing to walk
>>35083729>Men rate your self esteem out of 10Looks 3/10Sex 1/10Rizz 2/10Competence 6/10Other personality traits 4/10
>>35083733Understandable. Hurt people hurt people.
>>35083749I mean maybe, idk it just didn't occur to me that they could actually be serious lolThey said to me that it was the best classroom they'd been in all day, in my head it has been a shambles so I thought they must be joking, but then they actually interviewed me for their report
Men could you fall in love with a woman in a day?
>>35083771Nah I'm only physically attracted to her immediately
I miss my ex sometimes especially when I watch my favourite anime I hate him but I’m grateful we broke up
>>35083772Could you ever become attracted to someone physically over time?
>>35083773Did he rape you?
>>35083776>anon only watches anime about rape
>>35083774Probably not. I'm great friends with some very sweet women but they aren't my type and knowing them hasn't changed that
>>35083685>cringekinoMPersonally, I prefer the Luna/Harry pairing and goodies over baddies, but I kinda like that recent Malfoid meme.I'm also quite tolerant toward AI cinema in general. It's simply another tool that allows creators to produce both utter coal and genuine gems.https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLErGtc_zveNg
>>35083771A day? Give me ten minutes
Are women insecure about how their boobs like? Like sag, areola size, etc. What would be the comparable thing for men if there is one?
>>35083786this should be obvious to you, bith questions in fact
>>35083786i wish my nipples were pinker / a little smaller but besides that i kinda like mine + small ones dont sag > What would be the comparable thing for men if there is one?are men insecure abt their nipples too?
>>35083790>are men insecure abt their nipples too?I have gyno and was told they were weird
>>35083774nta but men brains don't work like that. unless a woman goes from fat to fit or she hides an insane body under baggy clothes
>>35083795gyno arent nips tho, its more the whole pec
>>35083790I don't like it when my nipples poke out of my shirt when it's cold. Otherwise I don't care about them visually.
>>35083786You just want me to talk about my boobs
>>35083780Did you like the NeuralViz stuff? I really liked that series.
>>35083799Don't talk about your boobs.
>>35082460Yes, yes, I like them young and innocent and shy and vulnerable
>>35083798can i ask why ? its not like ur an outlier for having nipples
>>35083797It forms under the nips
>>35083764>Sex 1/10If you're having sex then the rest can't be that low>>35083724>Finding good looking moids really is difficultGay men don't struggle to find us, skill issue
>>35083802welcome back mkg
>Pompoir(/pɒmˈpwɑːr/), also known as the Singapore grip, is an ancient sexual technique in which a female sexual partner uses their pelvic floor muscles, particularly the pubococcygeus muscle of the levator ani, to rhythmically stimulate a penis while both partners remain still. The practice emphasizes internal vaginal control to massage the penis with subtle, wave-like contractions, usually performed by a female on top.>The term pompoir is the French transliteration of the Tamil city name "Pahmpur". Originating over 3,000 years ago in India, the practice was performed by Devadasis, female temple attendants skilled in dance and sexual techniques. It spread throughout Asia, particularly among elite escort communities, and was refined in regions like Thailand and Japan.>To understand the mechanics of pompoir, a distinction must be made between the involuntary and voluntary muscle layers that comprise the vagina. The vaginal wall contains a tunica muscularis composed of two layers of smooth muscle, an inner circular layer and an outer longitudinal layer, which are under the control of the autonomic nervous system and cannot be conscientiously activated. The contraction of the involuntary longitudinal muscles shortens and widens the canal, while the contraction of the circular muscles constricts it.>Pompoir relies entirely on the conscious manipulation of the skeletal muscles of the vaginal support structures. These striated muscles can be divided into three distinct functional groups. The first and most superficial group includes the bulbospongiosus and ischiocavernosus muscles, which directly encircle the vaginal introitus and can be contracted voluntarily. The second group comprises the superficial and deep transverse perineal muscles, which support the perineum and run from the ischial tuberosities to the perineal body just behind the vagina. The third and deepest group consists primarily of the levator ani, a collection of muscles that forms the pelvic floor
>>35083803I'm not entirely sure but I think it makes me feel naked. I wear a jacket at work a lot of the time because of this. I kind of wish I didn't have nipples but then it would look weird if there was nothing there at all.
>>35083808women, are you taking notes from the Chinese Sex Spy Agencies?
>>35083688She actually looks just like my mom when she was young lol so that one feels weird...Top right and bottom left are my favs but it's a dumb list
>>35083808What an overcomplicated explanation of doing kegels on a dick.
>>35083800No, but this seems funny. Thanks.https://youtu.be/ZhGunjVc8qo
>>350837297, but I got knocked down to a 2 for a bit this summer when I realized I let someone turn me into an orbiter.
>>35083808https://youtu.be/B6Den_F1Ubs
>>35082460>your type is "prey">pics of docile, womenWhy did referring to women as prey give me a boner? I swear I'm not into cnc
>>35083808I can do it and I'm not in "elite escort communities">>35083814this
Will a girl ever ask me if she can play 'bop it' on it?
>>35083750LOL fucking what? How could a guy give a girl a blowjob?
>>35083820end it!
>>35083820>>35083826Keked
>>35083825[spoiler]girlcock[/spoiler]
genderwhat makes a good blowjob?
is a man "talking you through it" cringe or enjoyable
>>35083830FThe subject not being bored or in painThe subject orgasming
>>35083749It's reached that time of the evening where I lie in bed in the dark and stew in my abject despair and suicidal thoughtsLaters gng <3
>>35083830Subject forgets everything and is so into it it’s not performative at all
>>35083834gn girlboss
>>35082015VW Passat. I'm selling it soon since I'm moving to Tokyo
>>35083831Depends of how nasal his voice is and if they know what to say
>>35083771If a woman lightly touches my arm I’ll fall in love.
>>35083771I probably could.
>>35082015a mustang.No I've never crashed it into a crowd of people.
>>35083841A fat 40 year old woman?
>>35083838>girlbossI'm a moid but I'll take itGnight my lovely
>>35083803Having nipples is feminine behavior>>35083790>I wish they were pinkerCan you get us a color match for your nipples
>>35083848ik but i wanted to call u that anyway ;)
Women? Do you feel sexy?
>>35083841*touches your arm*
>>35083849>Having nipples is feminine behaviormaybe in the west, in asia it's common for women to want to play with moid nipples
>>35083846Divorced military guy edition or 70s rockstar?
Genderctrl+f "(you)"How many you's in the thread for you?I'm at 31. M
>>35083852When I walk
>>35083849I am imagining men doing this but they're cutting their nipples off.
>>350838570
>>35083856Probably closer to divorced military guy edition. It's nothing special but it's mildly cool and more fun to drive than like a civic.
>>35083852Yes, I recently learned how to twerk (hate the word but whatever) whilst laying on my stomach in a way that looks amazing and it never fails to make my bf stop what he’s doing to grab my ass
>>35083830MThat video of the short haired dyejob dykish girl with a pixie cut absolutely slobbering on it. I can't find that video but I've never had it like that
>>35083853That's not your husband, cheater
>>35083831By "it" we mean a blowjob right?Talking me through it how? I'm open to requests like if he wants me to change something I'm doing but I've been sucking dicks for like 15 years I don't need instructions or encouragement. What I need is confirmation he's enjoying it.
>>35083847Tastefully thick, maybeFat blob, nahBut some of my milf coworkers get a little touchy with me and I have to try hard to not pitch a tent. They’ve got average builds though, on the skinner side but still soft>>35083853Please no, I’m at work right now and we’re a little over a week into November.
>>35083847Here she is >>35083853
>>35083852No
>>35083830MIt has to come from the right person.
>>35083853>apples touching the crackersaaaa no
>>35083830MImagine you are a dog and there is peanut butter on it.>>35083864I forget her name, the one who took down her PH videos? I'm pretty sure I know what you mean.
>>35083859Unfortunately the nipple will grow back in a few months. We were given infinite nipples at birth.>>35083854The low hanging fruit is tempting but I’m not gonna say it
>>35083866>I've been sucking dicks for like 15 yearsCan I get a blowie
it's pretty weird to just outright hate all womenlike yeah you can hate individual women that's fine but all women?yes, yes i can. and i do.
>>35083853>still yearns to cheat on her husband
>>35083877No
As a woman I'm honestly sick and tired of porn and it normalizing dumb things that no woman likes>taking facials>hanging your head over the edge of the bed and getting facefucked>anal without realistic preparation>spitting/slapping/gagging>latinas are "spicy" and always dtfGuys, do better please.
>>35083882Stupid bitch
Who the fuck is pillow
>>35083879Imagine being such a good got slop that you fall for the Jewish psyop that half the population is evil and hates you, reminds me of the criminal minds episode on incels where they described them as just men that fell for propaganda because their lives suck
>>35083879Men don't even know true hate, they think "hate" is what you feel when you see someone hot and don't get a kiss
>>35083881How’s your day going
>>35083886Elf with a new name.
>>35083875>the one who took down her PH videos?I have no idea I saw it on gif. She goes mhm and he cums in her mouth. She had tats too
>>35083853Yum>>35083851Lulz>>350838577>>35083884>Guys, do better pleaseI don't watch pr0n but the huzz are making this content lol... they're also complicit in normalising whoredom
>>35083884F I agree with you but no one worth fucking is posting here 6 years ago I fucked a virgin guy who browsed 4chan and he was amazing at fingering but had issues with ED they all have issues with porn if they post here
>>35083885Show me a clean std screen and give me $500 maybe I'll reconsider.
>>35083830MEnthusiasm Personally I think the more spit and slobber there is the better but ymmv
>>35083884>do betterNot a chance in hellFoidkind made this world and now they're damn well going to be held accountable
>>35083890Better than your family's
>>35083897>amazing at fingeringStill better than any sex I've ever had. I suspect moid hands advertising
>>35083899There is no way you give 500 dollar pornstar grade head
>>35083891My instincts are sharp. I knew it but wanted confirmation, thanks anon
>>35083892>she goes mhmlol, Might have been someone else. I'm not sure. This was like a skinny pixiecut alt girl who had a couple of really good bj videos. Oh, I remembered, Jasper Blue was her name.
>>35083866i was more imagining sitting behind her while I touch her and whisper in her ear sorta thing. with like candles and stuff. maybe in a bath perhaps (but my hands get wrinkly so probably not)
>>35083897>they all have issues with porn if they post hereI definitely have issues but not this one. I have much worse issues with posting.
If you see Michael, tell him it's his brother.Tell him, I have "the Fear".
>>35083897>no one worth fucking is posting hereIt's ovER boys >>35083905>My instincts are sharpBro thinks he's Sherlock Holmes>>35083909I don't watch pr0n but I have more issues than playboy magazine
>>35083904Doesn't matter if I do or don't that's the price. If you don't like it don't pay it.>>35083908Ah that's worse. And definitely not in the bath. Water makes for terrible lube.
>>35083903I’m not joking, one guy the guy who introduced me to 4chan is the only virgin I’ve fucked since I was 15 we met through irl people. He was a complete sadboy we broke up I moved on current bf is better in bed
>>35083897>"just get good with your hands/mouth bro" cope in shambles
>>35083902I spend quality time with both my kids separately today. And I let my husband go to the casino. made dinner, finish mowing the lawn, and now I’m signing up to volunteer at the school. Husband asked if I was still on my period. I’m not so I’ll be cumming tonight. Received a thank you from a donation in the mail
>>35083913>since I was 15Bitches here be fucking at 15 meanwhile I was playing with legos
>>35083907Yeah that one
>>35083914To be fair when I was single I thought of fucking him just because he’s so good with his hands, I have an apprehensive view now that I love someone else
Follow religious dogma or have sexWat do
>>35083912>Doesn't matter if I do or don't that's the price. If you don't like it don't pay it.That's not how it works. You would drop the price instantly if you actually had to pay for rent. 500 is what premium escorts charge and I doubt you're anywhere near as hot.
>>35083912It's probably shit. If I paid you 5 dollars I'd probably regret it. I bet you won't even make me cum
>>35083919Obviously have sex
>there was this video, a girl when "mhm", and the guy cummed in her mouth>anon identifies it immediatelywtf is wrong with you people?
>>35083916I also had a part time job at a pharmacy whilst you played with legos and moved out at 17, so there’s that the guy I lost it to at 15 was also 15
>>35083915And despite all of that, you're still here, flirting with random anons instead
>>35083919I really like the film Dogma. Sadly, the Angels in that film can't have penetrative sex.
>>35083919Follow dogma Find fleabag girl who wants to fuck a priest
>>35083857F. 74.
>>35083920Okay but I have a job so I'm not concerned about market price. It's a deterrent you are supposed to think it's too high.>>35083921I made $200 in 4 minutes once.
>>35083920I think I could give a $200 bjM or f. How much do you think you’re best blowjob is worth
>>35083922What if it's doctrine instead of dogma? I'm pretty sure I misspoke
>>35083926Despite all my rage. I am still just a rat in a cage.
>>35083926I’ve accepted it
im gonna get a job in nyc and move there. it's time. dropped out of college but maybe i can do it.
>>35083919You don't need to follow a religious dogma to reject sex
>>35083933Still sex
>>35083936What job? I moved out from there myself.
>>35083932Genuinely asking what do you get from cook baiting these wankers, there’s better men you could be leading on
>>35083937I know, I was ironically having an easier time forgetting sex existed before I decided to become a religious person
Women, which is more attractive and which is less attractive?Balding vs. Prematurely Gray Hair
>>35083935Accepted that your husband gets cucked
I love hugging my pillow
>>35083940Nobody is even paying attention to her lolMost forced gimmick ever
>>35083936> dropped out during a economic depression Retard
>>35083912>Ah that's worsewomen hate everything i like its not fair
>>35083939>NYCIt was so dumb. Love in a void.
>>35083942Prematurely gray is better
>>35083931I'm not desperate enough for 200 dollar head either. What if my cock was so juicy that it compelled you to suck it>>35083932>You are best blowjob
>>35083939crypto. self-employed
>>35083946I’m here to hate so I can’t say shit but why flirt with you guys none of yall shower
I need to stop responding questions genuine and post more bait instead.
>>35083936I almost did exactly this earlier this year
>>35083951Your face would be a strong deterrent
>>35083953I took one last week
>>35083925I also had a part time job at 15, how do you think I bought the legos >>35083919I despise religion and sex, but I'm very superstitious and paranoid>>35083953>none of yall showerI showered half an hour ago
Do you ever feel like more of a spiritually Gen-Xer than a Millennial Animal or a Zoomer-boomafoo? Spiritually Gen-Xer and Spiritually Icelandic.
>>35083941God only gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.Same, honestly, it's only been 2 months from my baptism and life has gotten harder
>>35083957I'm ruggedly handsome with a voice like cream
>>35083959>25 > Alice madness returns Ok I don’t hate (you) anymore
>>35083952You raise and breed Cryptids?
>>35083963Sure you are
>>35083897>they all have issues with porn if they post hereif I had porn issues am I supposed to just not jerk off at all, or do I need to jerk off to my imagination to reset it?
>>35083960> Spiritually IcelandicSo you are invreduttir
>>35083940Where
>>35083964Alice in Wonderland mania has general cycles and was last killed by the shitty Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland sequel movie.
>>35083943Emotionally cucked?
>>35083963Dude thinks he the second coming of Don Johnson
>>35083966I am you wouldn't be able to resist me. You'd cling to me like a plastic bag to a particularly statically charged dog
Can women consult the hivemind and let me know if that woman knew she was leading me on? Thanks.
>>35083953As if your flirting is worth anything. Anonymous texts do nothing for most guys.
>>35083969Go outside be hot be a slut in a way that involves actually hot men, aim higher.Leverage it to your benefit instead of using it in this bottom feeder despair pit if you are going to flirt do it with a stranger get good at it and maybe trap a CEO become a spy or somethig
>>35083975The hive mind says “The friend zone isn’t a thing”
My haircut is really nice actually I’m happy everyone says I look even more handsome now ^_^
>>35083964>>35083959if u cant handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best...
>>35083618MHorde pvpAlliance pve>>35083733This is why I didn't play on alliance pvp, horde are gankers.
>>35083979I don't recall mentioning the zone of friends and would really prefer a direct answer from the hivemind.
Male anon here asking to femanonsMaybe this is just bias but recently I've been thinking how all throughout my life, every single instance of women loudly declaring how much they love their partner (not just casually expressing they have one but putting a lot of energy to show off how much they love them) actually end up either being horribly dissatisfied or cheating. Now of course this could just be my own biases. There could for all I know very well be instances where this just isn't the case. But every time I saw this I felt something a little... weird, I guess? Why does this happen? It feels like at some point one of those expressions should be genuine. So why do I get this weird nagging in my chest it never is?
That's quite a number to sing
>>35083980what haircut did u get?
Pillow Isn't doing anything wrong, y'all just hate to see women having fun and winning at life.
>>35083984Ask a bpd bitch with a tarot deck Go to /x in the Divination general thread
I hate that fucking find your type site
>>3508396425?Glad you're an Alice enjoyer tho>>35083981Lulz>>35083980Meanwhile I got my hair cut and a woman told me I should've let it grow out longerI said to her, too bad
>>35083982I wanted to play horde, but part of my friend group was dead set on playing alliance.
>>35083991Aw did someone get a bad result
>>35083991My type is a woman with Bjork cheekbones and Anya Taylor-Joy eyes
>>35083994It’s calling me a pedophile
>>35083988Elf/pillow is cool and nice>having fun and winning at lifeI hate everyone who does this tho. I'm miserable, therefore everyone else should be too
>>35083988>Winning at life>On 4chanHoney. Sweetie. Dear..... let me explain something to you.
>>35083997Maybe you are
>>35083997>clean girlwtf is this website you're all obsessing over? What a weird way to phrase something for an EFL speaker...
>>35083990This wasn't a very fun conversation.
>>35084002I am not
>>35083998Telling her she deserves better isn’t putting her down, she clearly wants something that something could be more fulfilling
>>35083979The Hive Mind says, "We are the Borg."
Shut the fuck up hoe. Real nigga talkin!
>>35083997>>35084003I don't know all of these girl archetypes
>>35084003>>35083997I'm apparently a "prey over predator" guy
>>35083998>Elf/pillow is cool and niceYou described CB the same while she gleefully helped a guy to cheat on his disabled wife
>>35084015I also got that. Fuck this website
>>35083997> neonotonous features or whatever If your forehead is big it makes sense
>>35084008>clearly wants something that something could be more fulfillingThen she should gtfo
>>35084016>helped a guy to cheat on his disabled wifeNah that was way later
Why are so many tech, finance, and engineering companies laying off a million employees at once? What the fuck?
>>35084016The heart wants what it wants. And the pussy.
>>35083998>Elf/pillowIsn't she the one who posted her boobs here despite having a husband and children IRL?
Have you ever been the victim of a pogrom?
>>35084018it's just a collection of cute asian womenare they trying to say I'm a literal predator for young asians?
>>35084024Nothing valuable is being produced so the only way to increase profits is reducing costs. Also they need to "prove" AI is actually useful in a way that justifies trillions of investment (it isn't)
>>35084027is there such things as having a husband and children not irl?
>>35083214>Genuine question for men, how often do you get aroused?About once an hour on average.>What causes itBoobs, ass, thighs, legs, pits, face, bush, vagina, boobs again.>How do you control yourself?It goes away eventually, I enjoy the feeling of blood flooding my dick.
>>35084031There are various media and AI husbandos and waifus
>men are now lying about liking bush
>>35084035>>35084033
>>35084016>helped a guy to cheat on his disabled wifeThe wife knows and stayed with him.If she doesn't care why should you?
>>35084033>foot tattooholy cringe
>>35084036yes thank u that is why i posted that in the first place
>>35084035I'm sure there are a few people who liked him, but that man really ran America into the ground as president.
>>35084035oh my goddd shut UP
>>35084029Apparently I’m a predator for cute white women
>>35084042are you white?
>>35084038That’s literally the hottest woman alive does it bother you because she needs to be 18 to get a tattoo?
>>35084037The morality of action is not determined by its result
>>35084043Yeah
>>35083932My gut tells me that you *are* the femanon that gave a $200 bj
>>35083977Maybe I’ll be a flight attendant
>>35084038It's 2026, more than half of women have tats.>>35084035I love bush, it's like a mystical forest I get to explore on the path to my favorite place.>Obviously I can't post examples on a blue board
>>35083593>all men are like this and all women are like that trust meYou would not believe how much I'd like it if you killed yourself regardless of your gender and also regardless of mine
>>35084046I disagree
>>35084053Whatever you do outside of your computer isn’t a waste of time Have fun with it
MI don't like bush, but I shave my pubes too
>>35084059F You and every man that shaves too deserves bald pussy
Women, when deciding what men you want to date do you subscribe to a policy of "No Beardos, No Weirdos?" Or do you prefer facial hair and eccentricity?
>>35084052I’ve never charged for sex or bj
>>35084062i only like facial hair when its nearly completely evenly distributed all over, and isnt terribly thick
>>35083593Because they are bad with money and spend hundreds of dollars on fried chicken sandwiches, lotto tickets, and vape juice every day.
>>35084062Depends I’m now in the no beard team because my boyfriend looks good without it if it was a chinlet then yeah beard>>35084065^ what she said
>>35084061Well, thanks
>>35084061ntaMay god bless you and your family
>>35084035How are men lying about this? We know they would never turn down pussy just because it has a bit of bush on it.
>>35084077something not being a deal breaker =/= them actively liking it
>>35084077I'm a virgin and I wouldn't even fuck this girl.
>>35084045actually any under 18 can get a tattoo if they and their parents give permission
As a man I shave my pubes down to the skin, smooth and bald. And for the woman I demand she keeps a nice voluminous hairy bush.
Did Trent want to fuck Daria but held off?
>>35084085You can ask for whatever the fuck you want if you shave and keep things smelling nice, ask her to dye her bush blue idfc
>>35084054feet are supposed to be pure though, it's like the last place to ever get a tattoo, it's unnatural
>>35084062Women obviously vary but most actually prefer well maintained heavy stubble.(~7-10 day growth), keep the shape neat and tidy, keep it groomed to that growth level.
>>35083214>how often do you get aroused?all the time>What causes it? thoughts, feelings of loneliness, lust provoking images>How do you control yourself?Busying myself with work or prayer
>tall white male>no autism>virgin as a grown manis this defensible or no
>>35084085I have little harmless tiny spots on my balls where blood vessels get fucked up for some reason, and when I have my balls down to the skin I slice all of them off and they bleed a lot.You're welcome for telling you that.
>>35084087Trent wanted to jam. All else is secondary.
>>35084092I’m getting 5 foot tattoos and even getting a prosteric leg just so I can draw on the foot
>>35084095Maybe if they have a micropenis and crippling mental health problem because of it, otherwise no.
>>35084104oh well i have my defense at least
>>35084095That's me!
>>35084095Mormon.
>>35084104what if they're fat and have no confidence so they never speak to women?
>>35084110>what if they're fat hot..
>>35084110fat is fixed easily just have some fucking self control, you dont even need to work hard just stop eating. Utterly incomparable.
Last night, and night before, there was 3 foids scrolling down the thread that way.I saw em, I said, "hey you three three foids, why are y'all scrollin' down the thread that way? There's nothin' down there". And they flew away. I said "aww them were some birds"
>>35084111i'm 100 pounds overweight, it's not hot.
>>35084114well i think its hot but if u dont, why not work out + do a calorie deficit?
Mom made soup and it healed me
https://youtube.com/shorts/QsjHQeLnxFE>some women are such cutie patooties, it's hard to take them seriously despite trying my bestHow do you handle women's puppylike anger?
>>35084113This dude's overall vibe and demeanour make it work but I still don't understand wtf he was trying to tell as a joke.
>>35084118cute smol gf.
>>35084118I hate that stupid rat face he does
Women, would you rather have a passionate romantic and sexual fling with:>A vampire>A werewolf>A faerie/elf>A dragon/wyvern rider cavalry soldier>A medieval Scottish highlands laird >A ruggedly handsome hired gun from your culture who is fucking around in the jungles and deserts of a distant country>A wizard
Femanons, there's this gal I like, but I think she might be gay. Is there a way I can tactfully find out before asking her on a date?
>>35084123werewolf!!!!!!!
>>35083985>So why do I get this weird nagging in my chest it never is?Not a foid and I doubt foids will answer you seriously since they suck at self reporting. It's because it's performative, they are doing that to brag or show off or flaunt status. It doesn't necessarily mean those are signs of a dissatisfied for cheating girl though but there is an element of insecurity mixed in, some times it comes from relationship instability lurking under but a lot of the times it's just the own girl's insecurity about fitting in and trying to seem like she has her shit together if she happens to be around other people who she perceives to be better than herself typically other girls.
>>35084125Mention a topic that mainly gay people are into
>>35084125"So what's the deal with pussy? It's pretty gross, right?"
>>35084120>This dude's overall vibe and demeanour make it work but I still don't understand wtf he was trying to tell as a jokeThe joke is he was drunk or high and hallucinated. That's why his aura matches because he looks and sounds like he smokes crack
>>35084104i feel so seen
>>35084122I think it can be cute in some contexts
>>35084125Does she drive a Subaru?
I want her to nap on top of me
>>35083974False information but I like your simile.
>>35084133How much do you think he is fucking paying her a month? Also why does he always look so dirty and gross?
>>35084133Imagine if he wasn't a popular wealthy YouTuber I wonder if she would allow him to stand within 5 feet of her then
>>35084133I still can't believe the CCP so easily inserted a sleeper agent into Asmongold.
>>35084095>did the autism test like 20 threads ago>I'm not autisticso it's all in my head and I'm just afraid of girls and commitment
>>35083985Guilty overcompensating.
>>35084139You think Kaise findoms her bf more than or less than her random OF subs?
>>35084141What for, tho? He pretty much tells everything how it is on the streams.
>>35084123In order from most to least:WerewolfWizardFairyDragon riderMercenary VampireScottish guy
>23.1 million indians were born last yeargender, how many people are in your country? If you're American, say your state instead.
>>35084149That's half the population of my entire country
>>35084141https://youtube.com/shorts/RgR4bCtx_awHe knows, here it's business instead of deception
>match with qt>dont know what to say, tell her she's cute and ask her out on first message>she says yes and asks when I'm free>say this and that day, ask one more question to know her a bit better (her profile was pretty empty)>unmatchedWhy are women like this...
>>35084152I thought QT was a man
>>35084133How much a month does this cocksucker make?
>>35084114Can you pick up something 1.5 your body weight? If yes you are hotter than a skinny fat guy
Can someone please explain to me why all of sudden ExtraEmily is in my X feeds all over the place and I'm hearing about her drama and other shit, when I don't follow any fucking streamers or peruse any of their bullshit drama. But now I'm getting stupid shit about how she cried because she was blamed for being late to a wedding and having to wait for her. Or she just said the N-word on stream, just without the hard r. Ok, don't fucking care! I don't know who she is. I've never even fucking heard of her before this!
>>35084115I do workoutI eat junk because I hate myself and I hate myself because I eat junk >>35084160I have very strong legs so yes, that's pretty easy
>>35084123In the universe my bf doesn’t exist probably a vampire or a Scottish guy>>35084125Ask if she likes Haley Kiyoko
>>35084127That explains why it happens when it happens but not necessarily why it feels like it happens more from what I see than not. Maybe it is just bias but there's this weird pang in my veins telling me I know what bias feels like and this runs just a little deeper than that.
How would you rate out of 10 this Indian Chad? He is 6'2.
need wasian children so the boys become school shooters and the girls become idk
Women, do you think it is ever possible you could lose a battle of wills and be seduced by another chick into going down on her under the right circutmstances?
>>35084166>160 Yep get over it get bigger shoulders and scroll Tonalite Tony‘s comments on tt
>>35084149MAround 5 million in my country.
>>350841699
>>35084169-10 Minus 100 even His mom probably treats his sisters like shit he never had to clean shit in his life and he stinks
Trash thread
>>35084166are there other reasons u feel self hate outside of your eating habits? if so, then focusing on those other reasons and trying to manage them first might make things easier
>>35084123>vampireevil will bite you>werewolfcan't control itself, will kill you>elfidkwhy are these getting weirder is this some book you read.
>>35084149>If you're American, say your state instead.32 million>>35084171>do you think it is ever possible you could lose a battle of wills and be seduced by another chick into going down on her under the right circutmstances?Highly possible
>met a really pretty and smart and nice indian chick at workoh goddddddddddddddddddd why
>>35084169> be me > work hr > have to talk to jeet about wearing deodorant > yeet refuses says it’s cultural > can’t do anything because im in Canada > jeet continues to stink > 2 people on his team quit because he refuses to shower > girl in his team leaves the team as soon as she can > jeet now showers sometimes because he did it so she liked him because of “pheromones”
I lost my animal crossing cartridge, what a sad day.
>>35084183>Highly possibleI'm sure for you but what do you think it is for the average woman?I've been told by female classmates in grad school, "All women are bisexual. No exceptions."
Kiss count: 5Sex count: 3Thoughts?
>>35083819Hi
>>35084181I was fat my entire childhood so I was constantly told I was ugly, fat, etc...It's just a cloud that has always loomed over me. I'm not good enough because I'm fat and ugly.
>>35084190That sucks fren.
Spider just dropped on me from the ceiling award, presented by the nearly shit himself foundation
One of my friends was sexually assaulted by a jeet at work. They really have no shame and self awareness.
>>35084190dont worry fren, I found my soul silver cartridge last year after losing it for over a decade>>35084125"do you have a partner"
>>35084196Spam back exercises
>>35084197I can't find it, I think it might be gone for good :( those things are tiny and I'm not entirely sure how I lost it
>>35084180Always has been. It's a magnet for namefags.
>>35084201Darn, I'll try to look harder
>>35084133How do you think he is feeling after the nvidia chinese spy honeypot?
>>35084192I don't know what that means.
>>35084169>>35084179>>35084188see >>>/wsg/6265584
>>35084208I don't think that guy as had an inner monologue for several years.
>>35084210>brahmin
>>35084208What secrets does he have worth stealing?
If I told women that Tim Cain has uploaded hours and hours of what are essentially free lectures on RPG design to his youchube channel would they even freaking care about how cool that is
>>35084210He has a lisp fuck him and his seven sizziling sausages in a saucepan
>>35084219I hae you i hate you i hate you i hate you
>>35084210These are the people who run the world, btw. The average frat guy, no; but the same culture is how future presidents and CEOs and other people of power have been raised.
>>35084222Me to women.
>>35084222Wow Okay
>>35084226Never in the looBlood behenchod saar
>>35084208Asmon embraced the chink spy and social credits memes way before that. For him, it's a funny bit.
>>35084231>funny
>>35084229Don’t respond to that thing
>>35084233What is this BWC fetishism nigga we know what you look like
>>35084233Black male hands typed this post
>>35084239wasn't me
>>35084123>would an hero forWizard sexDunmer men>might acceptCavalry boy without the gay mountVampire if he's cultured
>>35084233This is fucking bullshit. Indian women don't do white cock! They are loyal and moral you fucking asshole!
I need genderbent entjeet gf
>killed the threadsigh
>>35084254>genderbent entjeet gfSo Korrasami then
Just emptied a bottle of Pinot Grigio and flirted with a moid on discord and feeling very good
>>35084257But not a lesbian. Sex with korrajeet NOW
>>35083830MaleIt not occurring.Sodomites should be put in camps.
>>35084260Whorra is bi, she did threesomes with her wife
>>35084095You should be a virgin until marriage, and child marriage is degenerate, so it seems perfectly defensible to me.
Foids be honest for once in your life. I know at least half of you here have been "flown out" before to an exotic location like Ibiza to fuck a guy. If you juat admit it, it'll be all right.
>>35084259Based
>>35084267Sounds dangerous and time-consuming, I've only flown exotic guys in to fuck
>>35084267I flew out to slovenia once
>>35084271Why and how was it?
>>35084171What is a battle of wills? What does that even look like?
>>35083830M, a good blowjob should be like she is savoring her favorite thing in the world.
>>35084276This made me laugh. How do people develop egos like this?
>>35084133Good for him
>>35084273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSlkbYfWD0
Late fall and winter enjoyers how are you holding up?
>>35084278>>3508427690% of my posts here are bullshit.
>>35084278Starfish detected
>>35084281The season hasn't affected my behavior in a disorderly way yet so I'm chilling. The leaves actually haven't fallen off of the trees in my neighborhood yet, but I bet they will by Sunday.
>>35083830f, I think from feedback ive asked for sucking really hard and avoiding teeth touching the skin.
Women here be like wow haha I’m such huuuge whore don’t get mad at me silly incels! :P
>>35084290>and avoiding teeth touching the skin.I thank you on behalf of men everywhere for your service.
I made a pizza. Would any foids like a slice?
>>35084289They are all gone on my street. Now I get to guess if there will be snow before December.
>>35084293Maybe just one slice.
I wanted to get mad about my neighbors making a ruckus after dark but it's not even 7pm. Pitch black out there.>>35084294We never get snow that early out here. Snow usually doesn't fall until after Christmas here, and not enough to have to shovel or anything. Icy roads and slush though.
>>35084281It is not winter yet
Foid, would you like to learn ballroom dancing with your man
>>35084303I know. Sadly I found mold on my only pumpkin today.
test
>>35084304absolutely. i can already dance ballroom because my pe teacher was old school and taught everyone to dance each year. i also know swing dancing and hiphop dancing from high school dance class
>>35084304Only if I didn’t have to get a ride into the city.
Is it true that men would reject a wife who has sex every time he's horny if it means he can never watch porn again?
Help what do you do when you can tell you’re getting sick I can’t miss work or class
>>35084308Extremely based PE teacher giving hundreds of kids a cool skill and fun memoriesDid you go to a private school? I think literally none of the public schools in my home state offered extra curricular dance classes
>>35084311f, I would take either pseudoephedrine or rikodeine depending on the symptoms. rikodeine is the way to go imo. also get immunised next year!
>>35084257>So Korrasami thenI'll actually fucking kill you
>>35084311Take pills or thug it out
>>35084310Hell noI hate watching porn, I'd gladly fuck my wife over jerking off to watching another guy fuck a girl
>>35084310Nigga what
>>35084313Thank uu I did get vaccinated I just work with kids so it’s inevitable
>>35084311Heavy cardio for 1h+
>>35084310No? I don't think even the most porn addicted men would reject a woman like that.I also feel exactly the same way about porn that the other anon does fwiw.
>>35084311You're going to have to amputate something
>>35084312so I went to a "selective" independent public school in Australia. essentially it means you need to meet two criteria to get in 1) academic new to be good, and 2) you needed to get into one of the art programmes (music, dance, music theatre, visual art, or "digital media"). in Australia you do something like 6 to 8 subjects per year until year 11, in year 11 I did dance as an elective and I think I did it in year 10 as well. the dance exam was actually quite difficult for elective dance, so I feel for people that were doing the dance qualification pathway. i was doing music, but I decided to do the year 12 part of the subject in year 11 as well so that for year 12 I could focus solely on star (I did AIT, physics, chemistry, math, math, and English). i kind of wish I did bio instead of physics but at the same time I'm super glad I did physics even if I barely passed
>>35084312Nta, it’s stepping in a square, not rocket surgery.
State gender.Did you get the Covid shot?If not, why not?Do you regret your choice?
>>35084314NTAWhat porn scene do you think is really hot that you could fuck the girl better with a strap on than the guy fucked her?
Women would you get waxed if your bf wanted it
>>35084327MNo
>>35084327Mnomy body my choiceno
>>35084328Wtf kinds of questions are these
>>35084327MIn the past, or this season?yeah I've got them before, but not recently. I'd get more I'm just lazy. Moderna iirc.No. I'm not a fragile person like the rightoids apparently so my body can handle a tiny vaccine without exploding or whatever.
>>35084308lucky..>>35084309you will attend the lessons.
1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war5,6,7,8 if I win we go on a date :^)
>>35084310No, its far, far more likely he will secretly check out porn anyway.
>>35084336slay king, I hope you got your free donut from Krispy Kreme as well
>>35084325Very cool, I was actually curious if it was something like that. My state in the US had one STEM-focused high school (which I guess was technically also a boarding school now that I think of it), and I and everyone else in AP classes were encouraged to go to it. But I was a bad student and had a lot of bad shit going on at home yadda yadda, a couple of my friends got in but I didn't even apply.That sounds like a great school. Do wish my state had an arts-focused high school like that; I totally would have applied to it. Not much choices outside of public school or homeschooling here besides evangelical or Catholic private schooling and the stem school
>>35084341I don’t understand the point of just watching porn. For guys porn is just something to look at while jerking off.
>>35084327FYesI don’t regret because it helped me get over Covid faster when I eventually caught it
>>35084347>it helped me get over Covid faster when I eventually caught itthat's not how vaccines work
I didn't take it and I never caught it. Ladies do you want your babies to have my immune system
>>35084327>Did you get the Covid shot?No, I was in IRR at the time and wasn't required to get it. I'm glad I didn't get it, because I know a lot of people who had issue with the J&J vaccine.>>35084328>What porn scene do you think is really hot that you could fuck the girl better with a strap on than the guy fucked her?A lot of professional porn. They all fuck so robotically. The skinny ones, especially. Danny D, James Deen, that one Spanish prick who's like 4 feet tall. They look like a bunch of retards trying to saw through leather with a butter knife.
>>35084346Seeing sex and naked women can be enjoyable in and of itself
>>35084293I don't like mushrooms. Good job though.
>>35084350NTA it quite literally is
>>35084304What for? I don't think I'd be very good at it.
>>35084350That's exactly how it works. The vaccine trains your immune to system to prepare for the virus, so if you do get infected the immune system already knows what to look for, which means faster response and recovery
>>35084355Maybe if you’re twelve
>>35084360How dreary life must be that you can't appreciate the beauty of the female form. May I never lose that wonder.
>>35084360Do you think men just stop liking women when they hit adulthood
>>35084345ap classes basically means first year college style classes right? thats basically what atar is.also yeah, hs despite being a good school sorta was a really bad time for me. low attendance rates that wouldn't be possible to day because of student tracking and all that. not sure about every state here but at least in wa the top performing school is always Perth modern which is a public selective school, but theyre pretty corrupt in that they kick out students that are failing atar subjects.yeah arts school was really good NGL I think it or something like it should be compulsory for all schools. or at least combine tafe into every school as well (sort of like associates degrees or whatever community college gets you)
>>35084327FI got it and I'm going to fucking die so idc I hate eveyrtyhing anyway
>>35084360Yes yes we're all just SO impressed at how above those carnal desires you are
>>35084327FI did. I'm definitely due for a booster or smth though. No.>>35084329No.
>>35084327>>35084352>J&J vaccine.Imagine getting a vaccine from a company that knowingly putting asbestos in baby powder for decades
>>35084357>ackshually vaccines don’t train your immune system to fight off a virus, they’re just a therapeutic medicine uh huh
i lost my hardcore ironman status on rs3 last night. :(luckily the account has always been f2p so i'm just going to keep it as an f2p only iron i think.
>>35084327>>35084327M>Did you get the Covid shot?Yes. I was working as a cargeiver for my brother before the pandemic started, and my mom was keen to get him vaccinated. You may recall that healthcare workers and caregivers were some of the earliest recipients of the vaccine, and that includes me. I got the J&J vaccine. I haven't gotten any subsequent boosters.I was dragging my feet on getting the vaccine. I wasn't sure if I felt comfortable getting it or not. In fact, I never actually signed up for it. My mom signed my brother up for it and told me that she signed me up for it too. I told her uh hey I'm a grown man what's the deal. And she basically told me it was non-negotiable if I wanted to continue working for her (I was an actual employee of hers at that point; she paid me and gave me my W-2s) so I went along with it.>Do you regret your choice?I'm very unhappy that it wasn't really a choice for me. Makes me feel like a fucking loser.Other than that, not really. I've never had COVID. I haven't died in a red deer style apocalypse event.One of my old friends who got vaccinated twice caught COVID three times, I shit you not.
>>35084358you werent good at anything until you learned, silly
>>35084192M or F?
>>35084365Hey
>>35084346>>35084355>Seeing sex and naked women can be enjoyable in and of itselfYou're essentially a screen cuck. You're jerking off watching another guy fuck a girl>>35084361>you can't appreciate the beauty of the female formLesbian porn and watching a woman touch herself self is the only non cuck porn
>>35084359If a virus is able to replicate inside your body to the point of presenting symptoms, that is the exact opposite of your immune system having been trained for the virus.
>>35084377Lesbian porn is gay
>>35084371Why do you type like you're a protagonist in a young adult book?
>>35084380You can just call me a stupid, annoying faggot instead of beating around the bush if you want, anon.
Is this what plays every time the gay lady on these threads makes a "did I remind you I am gay today?" post?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOILJ1esP8I
>>35084378Nice ragebait bro we get it you failed bio
>>35084378You don't understand how the immune system works.
>>35084381I wasn't trying to be mean, it's just a lot of flavor in the text.
>>35084371Stupid, annoying faggot
>>35084263>Straight blowjob>SodomyWere you kicked in the head by a horse?
Everyone on this fucking website is always telling me my heart is going to fail because of the vaccine well i should go get it again to seirously fucking die fuck you
>>35084378Symptoms aren’t caused by the virus retard it’s caused by your immune system responding
>>35084386Thanks.
>>35084388When COVID was going on I was far more worried about the possibility of dying of AIDS than COVID
>>35084387>by a horse?A religious grifter more likely
>>35084387anonSodomy is defined as anal or oral
>>35084327>State gender.>Did you get the Covid shot?No>If not, why not?My ex at the time kept telling me it was bad to get it, I got paranoid and never got it. >Do you regret your choice?No
>>35084384>>35084383So you even know where the word vaccine comes from? People who have been exposed to cowpox rarely present symptoms when exposed to smallpox. Vaccines are preventative. They changed the fucking definition during covid to get people to accept experimental gene therapy.
>>35084311>Help what do you do when you can tell you’re getting sick I can’t miss work or classI'd call off. Your health is the most important thing in the world. I regret not calling off when I got sick.
>>35084352>They look like a bunch of retards trying to saw through leather with a butter knifeHow does a guy fuck well?
>>35084311You suck it up and go.
it feels really good to come deep inside a woman.
>>35084393Not religious.
>>35084374Not true.Sometimes you pick stuff up immediately and then get even better as you learn and sometimes stuff is really hard for you. I predict ballroom dancing to be something that would be hard for me.
Sex. I'm wanting more. Tell the world, stop the war.
>>35084397I think I might depending on how I feel in the morning. I just have that sore throat that you know is going to keep you bedridden for a week.>>35084399My goal if I’m feeling better but also I don’t want to get anyone sick
Why were you bullied in school? You know you could have just stopped being weird and cringe, right?
>>35084396No you fucking idiot. Smallpox is one virus, COVID is another, rabies is another, AIDS is another. Viruses don't all work the same. Some multiply faster or slower, they have ways of hiding from your immune system. If all viruses worked the same, we'd have vaccines for everything by now.
>>35084408Why would I do that I didn't respect the opinion of any of my bullies.
>>35084269NTA. In from where?
>>35084398well the usual way but you have to be careful not to fall in
>>35084409This ^ certain viruses mutate faster. Smallpox is a DNA virus that sucks at mutating so obviously it was more affective but RNA viruses like covid and the flu mutate so well that our immune systems can’t keep up sometimes. Hence why we have annual doses
>>35084327MYeahWhy would I regret it?
>>35084405>stop the war.But you can bang soldiers wives while they're gone
>>35084392Same, and I wasn't having any sex.
>>35084368Literally the only product of theirs I still use is Spravato.>>35084377>Lesbian porn and watching a woman touch herself self is the only non cuck pornWhile voyeuristic, porn isn't cuck porn unless you feel an attachment to the woman getting fucked. If you walked in on two strangers fucking, you're not suddenly getting cucked.>>35084382No, this is.https://youtu.be/xXMCNDEtjUA>>35084398>How does a guy fuck well?You need rhythm and to match the energy of the one taking it. Manuel is pretty good at it.
Are you scared of the monster or are you scared that the monster is scared of you?
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." — Bill Hicks
>>35084420Both. Whoa dude.
>>35084419Ah, yes. The song that was on 24/7 at every shopping mall department store in the 2010s
>>35084421Yay I’m so glad you’re back
>>35084420I am the monster
>>35084429I am the one who knocks
>>35084428Coinciding with ENJT returning too, hmmm
>>35084327No. I had scheduled an appointment to get it, but I had a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach about it, so I called and canceled it. I then actually got covid six months later and it wasn't too bad for me.No, I don't regret it. Everything worked out fine.
>>35084429The boogyman checks under his bed for me.
>>35084421Bill Hicks perfectly encapsulates the midwit, pseudointellectual nihilists of the 80's and 90's that I hated. If I wanted to listen to some pretentious fake philosopher stand on a stage and share his narrow world view, I would watch Dave Chappelle, since he can actually tell a fucking joke.
A guy gets baited by a Twitter screenshot and you think that of me?
covid this, covid that, gender, what's the rarest vaccine you've had?
>>35084408>Why were you bullied in school? Yes in grade school and partly in middle school and high school>You know you could have just stopped being weird and cringe, right?Why would I conform to normalfag standards.
>>35084438See also: George Carlin, Christopher Hitchens, Kevin Smith's filmography
>>35084432I thought the same thing lmao
>>35084440I got a Rabies vaccine once at a travel clinic
>>35084438>I would watch Dave Chappelle, since he can actually tell a fucking joke.Show me a funny Dave Chappelle joke from the past 20 years
>>35084440Dengue before I went to Brazil
>>35084438You’re just mad that he called out women.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrRcl70q1iw
>>35084438Just wait until you realize there is only one being pretending to be many. It's not a joke, lol.
The Smiths was to Gen-Xers what My Chemical Romance was to Millennials, Y or N?
>>35084452>Just wait until you realize there is only one being pretending to be many.Oh so we're like those rampaging balls of monsters in Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress that are all made out of a cluster of smaller de-individuated monsters? Gross.....
>>35084453MCR sucked ass. The music scene in the 2000s was completely lawless, wtf were millennials thinking
>>35084450Kek. This version has better timing imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXWP2qVjESY
>>35084453No, because nobody cares about My Chemical Romance anymore, and the Smiths are one of the most popular bands of all time.
>>35084438NTAWhat do you think about the Nation Of Islam?I only ask because guys seem to love it but I never heard a woman comment on it.
Need 4'10 95lb fit blonde gf
Women, what do you think of shopping malls
>>35084420No, I just want a loving (and highly sexual) relationship with it.
State genderWhat youtube slop do you put on while you eat
>>35084455>was completely lawless, wtf were millennials thinkingyou act like it's better nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mr5V1tfn_Q
>>35084438You are the exact person who his Charlie Kirk "joke" was targeted at, huh.
>woman who wants to be hit like a kick drum lays their like a dead starfishdo you creatures really think you're deserving?
What do you think of the one MC Shan and the one Daddy, Snow?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo
>>35084466Gun videos. I'm building an sbr now that it's legal
>>35084463I go too much and have to ban myself
>>35084468>Charlie Kirk "joke" was targeted at, huh.Dude, it's over.Floyd had an entire summer dedicated to himKirk got tik toks making fun of him and nightcore songs of We Are Charlie Kirk
>>35084472What in the world are you on about? This you?
I'm going to bed
>>35084476Whatchu buyin
The London underground is complete shit.
>>35084466'80s and '90s techno and rave music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vzwvRKbpg
>>35084483Don't the magical people of London Below live there?
What's the genre of video where it's a foid talking to a camera about relationships or life or whatever with a vague title
>>35084481lol mostly clothes, shoes, makeup. Sometimes something fun like a drink
>>35084463This question is too open ended what do you want from me>>35084466Probably some history related shit or watching someone make a craft or sew something.
>>35084443I agree, but Carlin didn't get preachy until he became old, and that's part the course for old people. He was also prophetic for the time. And Jay and Silent Bob was peak. >>35084448Chappelle's gift lies in his subversion. He can craft very immersive, conversational style stories that draw you in to the point that you forget a punchline is coming. He even flexes this during the joke about going over to his Mormon friend's house. He explicitly states earlier in the special what the punchline would be, but you're so caught up in the story that you don't see it coming. Or when he talks about having his dick out in bed, but then lures you into a story about defending his home from a crackhead, just for the punchline to be "Why is your dick out?">>35084455Fuck you, The Black Parade was one of the greatest albums of all time.>>35084458>What do you think about the Nation Of Islam?It's We Wuz Kangz level of bullshit, just used as a counter culture to stand against white Christianity during the Civil rights era. There's a reason most of them were criminals. And the reason you never see women join is because of what it says on the tin. It was a big fucking boys' club for cheaters, rapists, murderers, racists, and wife beaters. They saw all the prejudices of Islam and thought, "This is my kind of religion," without ever touching the scripture because the stupid fucks can't read.>>35084468No, he was just trying to save face in light of how he was leaning into the MAGA crowd. Kinda funny he waited until after the midterms to start talking all that shit. I have been outspoken about the misinformation he spreads and I have seen others regurgitate. Like saying John McCain was the only senator to vote against making MLK day a federal holiday. Or propping up Jack Johnson, like he wasn't a criminal, cheater, and wife beater. Or how he tauts his pro-black ideology while being married to an Asian woman and living amongst whites. Fucking house nigga.
>>35084466MLeague streams
>>35084494Shut the fuck up
>>35084466I like video essays. Lately it's been Skawo's, talking about technical stuff in some games.
>>35084453Not quite. I think The Cure or maybe Siouxsie and the Banshees would be closer.I think The Smiths would be closer to their version of Fallout Boy.
>>35084455Well that's just incorrect.>>35084457This I agree with. My mom hates the smiths lol.
Women have made it really confusing on when they want us to defend them and when they don't. Can they explain?
>>35084466Mvlogs of places I wanna go to or people who care too much about video games and role-playing games talking about those things
>>35084496
Need short skinny black gf into raceplay
>>35084502Who was the AFI of Gen-Xers, and who are the AFI of Zoomers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrEXwozK-Y
>>35084447hell yeah, I wanted to get that before I went to Thailand because I was scared of monkeys>>35084449nicemy rarest vaccine is smallpox because I was scared of it being used as a bioweapons so I pretended to be a fag to get it when they were doing the mpox vaccines (same vaccine is used for smallpox)
>>35084466I've been really into classic street dance styles lately and have been posting that shit a lot on here, so guess. Classic street dance videos.
>>35084474what kind of sbr? some kind of pcc or ar or ak or?
>>35084505When a random woman bitched at me for holding the door open for her, i was done.
>>35084511Monkeys in SE Asia can give you actual Herpes if they bite you.
>>35084513I'm cannibalizing an old ar receiver and making probably an 11.5 or 12.5
either genderdo you ever miss the covid 19 pandemic ?
>>35084509Hmm...I'm gonna go with Echo & the Bunnymen for gen x-ers. I have no idea what zoomers listen to lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hGcJA8fXvU
>>35084509I’m a zoomer and AFI are one of my favorite bands. I love that little faggot like you would not believe.
genders should post a link to an ASMR they listen to, stating
>>35084517kewl
My mom has breast cancer and she's having a mastectomy + reconstruction in two weeks. I don't really like the idea of my mom having fake boobs. Does this make me a bad person?
I once bought a strange, golden puzzle box from a sketchy Arab merchant at a souk in Manama, and have been having trouble figuring it out. What happens when I solve the puzzle?
I need to feed her condensed milk
>>35084518yes>>35084524yes
>>35084523I might mess around and make it a range toy with an hbar and super safety
>>35084518I will never forget what was done to me during that, and I will never forgive.
>>35084525A bully falls into a trash compactor and dies
>>35084518MOnly the early days
>>35084518MI miss the lack of responsibilities I had during it, but I don't miss watching everyone I know become a socially retarded hypochondriac.
Before I marry a woman, I need to make sure her grandma isn't annoying or crazy. If her mom is still hot and her grandma isn't nuts, I'll give her as many kids as she wants
>>35084524Lol
either genderare there any tv game shows u guys think u could win?
>>35084531your fault for being a useless piece of shit, everyone else had hall passes
>>35084538MJeopardy
>>35084538MThe Biggest Loser
>>35084455Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is a perfectly cromulent album that may or may not have been hard carried by some excellent music videos that ran on cable late at night while I surfed the internet. You had to be there.I like bits of their debut album too, but I don't really care for most of what came after Three Cheers.
>standing at a train station in a sparsely populated northern town in the middle of winterANON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING IN THIS SHITHOLE. WHY DID YOU TAKE ME HERE
>>35084540that stupid rule of having to say 'what is [answer]' would throw me offwhy is that even a thing?>>35084541this doesn’t mean what u think it means
>>35084518Yes, I miss the sense of purpose, mission, and service. I miss the feeling of it being kind of like a wartime mentality where everyone except selfish douchebags who were the equivalent of draft dodgers was out to defend and protect their neighbors.
>>35084538MSurvivor.
>>35084545Because I wanted you to see the Roman Roads in Chester with me
>>35084548watching a naked atoga moid in the jungle on my tv
>>35084518No. As nice as being quarantined when I got it was (I beat Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie for the first time), people were on-edge and nasty all the time.>>35084522Recent favorite: https://youtu.be/WomJ8j0ynZkAll time favorite: https://youtu.be/gOE28i7WASo>>35084525You get a prize!!
>>35084548People have to like you to win survivor though.
>>35084545I don't want a relationship with someone who can't enjoy just being present in a place
>>35084545Getting killed by vampires, of course.
>>35084524Priorities dude, geez.>>35084536Both of my grandmas are dead, how would you handle this? >>35084538No. I can answer a decent amount of jeopardy questions at home but not enough to win and definitely not under pressure. I think my mom would do pretty good on the price is right though.
>>35081774Your secret is safe with me, anon.>>35083942Prematurely grey hair is smokin hot.>>35084538I would kill it if I were on the traitors.
>>35084538Naked and Afraid (with femanon)
>>35084552I'm aware. I'm not here (in /atoga/) to make friends but I actually like to do that irl
Should I be feeling bad? Should I be feeling good?
>>35084508If she's dating a white guy, she's a little into it
>>35084550u are ridiculous.
>>35084559Yeshttps://youtu.be/iWcQqWW3QCI
>>35084536What if her grandmum is dead?
>>35084557cannibalizing the moid in his sleep after we fail to catch any food for the third day straight
>>35084555I'd collect evidence from surviving cousins and aunts
>>35084518>either gender>do you ever miss the covid 19 pandemic ?MI miss wearing a mask since I have nice eyes and an ugly face. I miss the way women looked at me.
>>35084559They think you ain't worth a dollar but you should feel like a millionaire
State gender and post you're faveorite big cat or wild cat.M
>>35084570f snow leopard
>>35084572I couldn't tell that thing's face was shooped on until you told the thread it was. I'm easily fooled.
>>35081738women don't like being fetishized for their aesthetic
>>35084567I only have one aunt on each side and they're both only half. And they both live 1000+ miles away from me. Cousins only exist on one side and are all male. Are my parents older half sisters that I've barely interacted with enough info for you?
Girls, is it an ick if a guy has an ear infection and leaks pus out of his ear for about 24 hours?
>>35084570MServals
if you could fuck 1 moid from atoga, who would you choose?
Why are metal fans such soulless dorks
>>35084574>dress for attention>get attention >get mad
>>35084570FMelanistic jaguars are cool
>>35084576If they'll do a survey, It'll do
>>35084579my ex :[
>>35084580It's a very performative genre.
>>35084570underwear cat....
>>35084583How would you determine if their information is applicable or if it's coming from the parent that is not blood related to me?
>>35084570Florida panther. I hope they don't go extinct, but I think they probably will...
>>35084580Depends on which genre of metal but generally it attracts autistsT. Former metalhead
>>35084586Lewding a defenseless animal because of your paraphilias... for shame anon
>>35084579Can I pass?
>>35084592Not his fault the hoes like that pattern alot
>>35084582The light hits them in a very cool way.>>35084578I almost picked those. It was a three way tie between mountain lions, those and ocelots for me for a second.
>>35084522Not even LARPing, but this woman popped into my autoplay a few months ago and I kept getting her videos recommended. https://youtu.be/slJOguE-GIc>>35084570>faveorite big catJaguars are GOAT'd. The ultimate hunter.
>>35084580
>>35084587I can do research I'm sure
>>35084570Panthera leo
Women I just want you to know that I like it when you wear those leather winter boots with the heels and mid-high rise
>>35084584why did you date someone from here
>>35084570FServal. I like the stupid ears.
>>35084592i'm not lewding them...
>>35084601why not
>>35084593Nope. You're stuck with me
>>35084601She didn't, they were from another boardShe's ABOUT to date someone from here though lmao
>>35084599Deserved dubs.
>>35084603Femanons thoughts on having babies
>>35084603That's an excellent photo.
>>35084604really helping my belief in women reach a historic-for-the-species low
>>35084606>they were from another boardthats not true we met on here>She's ABOUT to date someone from here though lmaoalso not truewhy are u lying so much?
Lions are actually giant pussies btw
>>35084614Well yeah but they have great hair.
>>35084615Like me
ENTJ got voted off of /atoga/ islandTime for round 2 of votinghttps://strawpoll.com/LVyK2pPNOZ0
>>35084614The correct term is "big cats"
>>35084408I was bullied for a little while but I didn't realize they were bullying me until I was already an adult and I think that's why it didn't stick. I was really dumb and annoying so I can't blame them. I also fucked up a few times doing things that were pretty mean without even realizing I was being weird or mean, so I can't really feel bad about it.
Women, could you ever love a man with a dork ass laugh?
>>35084618And me as well. Born under Leo too
how butch does a lesbian have to be to be making dad jokes?
How is it fair that the worst crime a foid can commit is to be ugly?
>>35084622>I was bullied for a little while but I didn't realize they were bullying me until I was already an adult So you weren’t bullied then. It’s like rape…if it requires a retroactive epiphany then it never happened.
>>35084408Being weird and cringe was what made people like me. I wasn't bullied.
>>35084631NTA but I feel like girls bullying is more emotional than physical and can definitely fly under the radar when ur a kid. Especially if ur on the spectrum maybe
>>35084628not fair at allif a girl's ugly she can’t do anything to help her casebut if a man's ugly he can have other aspects to him that'll still make him valuable
>>35084408I was bulled from 6th-9th grade for a bit because I stopped growing and was easy to pick on.Then I hit my growth spurt and suddenly no one bullied me anymore.
>>35084408No, I couldn’t have stopped that
>>35084635>i was bullied so bad that i didn’t even know i was bulliedNone of this shit would be in anyone’s thoughts if victimhood wasn’t social currency like it is in the modern day.
>tfw you've always been the tallest, fastest, and smartest guy among your peers>tfw you realize it's why nobody has ever messed with you>tfw you realize it means you have absolutely no excuse for your troubles
>>35084635I don't think that guy is worth talking to about it, if he's who I think he is.The thing he's right about though, is that I didn't functionally have the experience of someone who went through bullying.>>35084640And you misread my post. The point wasn't that I was a huge victim or had it so bad, the point was that I was annoying and oblivious, which is why it happened, *and* also why I didn't think of it that way at the time. It did affect me, it was just also caused by me and didn't match the typical bullying experience.
>>35084598You'd have a hard time finding any info I think>>35084623Probably
>>35084643>I don't think that guy is worth talking to about it, if he's who I think he is.Living up to your name lol
Does it mean something if my engaged supervisor has made comments about me being a small and weak girl and then in a chat w the whole team he says he’s looking forward to seeing me and it’s been too long (it’s been 2 week)
>>35084648Yes.
>>35084648Not really, no.
>>35084648>comments about me being a small and weak girlLmfao
either genderwhat is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? & what is the most romantic thing you've ever done for someone else?
Does CB stand for crazy bitch?
Femanons, how do I follow up when a woman says "I know" to a compliment?
>>35084648if I overheard that my moid brain would plant 3 red flags on the event and catalog it in memory
>>35084646
I like when latinas do the lick thing on your cock after you cum so they get the last bead
>>35084658It stands for crazy birdy since her og name is birdynot to be confused with birdanon
>I cast a spell that causes your house to be infested with bedbugsWhat do you do anons?
>>35084668cry and beg u to reverse the spell :<
>>35084657mshe had this picture of an old afghan blanket made by her grandma that was supposed to be heavenly that she lost. she talked a lot about how much she loved it. so I painstakingly figured out how to duplicate the knit through trial and error and spent over $400 on yarn and spent forever making one just like it as a gift. it turned out really nice.well, I thought it was romantic. she got rid of me
>>35084658It stands for Capuchin Babbler
>>35084668exterminatus
You know... if she would rather date the guy with a thousand red flags than me, maybe that should tell me something about myself for wanting her.
>>35084628ugliest woman is still better off than the balding short guy THOUGH
My wife tells me of times when women’s mannerisms are showing signs of them finding me attractive, but every time I think they’re just being pleasant and nice. Why am I oblivious and retarded? Lol
>>35084657She drove five hours to see me, and when I got in the car with her, she just stopped to rest her head on my shoulder for a while.I bought a girl flowers and her favorite candy after she was in the hospital for a few days.
Why do bald guys get so much hate like genuinely they are so cute and shiny
I wonder who the namefags voted for in the poll………
>>35084657MNothing and nothing
Men,If you want a wife, what qualities are you looking for?
>>35084677>i made myself into what girls said they want and they still don’t want meSee your problem there?
>>35084628I've committed far worse crimes than just being ugly.
Literally the best song ever made.https://youtu.be/Orlbo9WkZ2E
>>35084696Female (optional)
>>35084472>lays their like a dead starfishsaar
>>35084672that is very romantic, i hope she at least appreciated it at the time even if things didnt work out>>35084688same girl?>>35084695dw anon, ur time will come
>>35082694No, calisthenics only for me
>>35084696>wants kids and trusts me to raise them>agnostic, Christian or at least extremely tolerant of Christianity>likes things>doesn't mostly talk about disliking things>is tolerant of my questionable tastes>emotionally supports me as I try to achieve the goals I've set for myself>is receptive of emotional support
>>35084699Mc ride sounds like the homeless man that camps outside of my local grocery store and harasses passerby
>>35084696Honestly, just don't be mean spirited
>>35084703No, the latter was a classmate I had a crush on in high school. It was misplaced but probably the objective most romantic thing I've ever done?
>>35084648This qualifies as sexual harassmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWD1Cce2AUo
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>>35084696personality that matches jake from adventure time
>>35084716That guy fucked a unicorn and had one million kids.
>>35084696NerdyClingyLoyal (this means no sexual history of hookups or cheating)
>four threads in the catalogAre you TRYING to get these threads banned?
>>35084696>If you want a wife, what qualities are you looking for?WittyGood conversationalistMisandristSomewhat outdoorsyMonogamousCentre-leftCuriousInquisitiveSticks up for herselfEnjoys simple pleasuresLikes petsIntroverted
>>35084724They're all burned
>>35084724I only see three.
>>35084577No. I get chronic ear infections too. Id love to pamper a poor, sick moid. :)
>>35084696Someone graceful who’s an equal
>>35084668>>I cast a spell that causes your house to be infested with bedbugs>What do you do anonsPray and then throw holy water at you and block you. You're mentally ill
