Fuck yeah
>>4991417They're biiiiig~
if i think about giraffes too hard i get spooked by the realization of just how alien they look. they're like horses but all wrong.
>>4991535all giraffids look alien as fuck
>>4991417Their ear nerve goes all the way down their neck and back up>>4991488Woah
>>4991535I think you mean horses are like giraffes but all wrong
>>4991488
>>4991488Would
>>4991870Would HOW?
>>4991417Imagine if they could thwop their necks around fast enough to generate lift and could fly like helicopters.
>>4992220with a ladder
>>4991417he toll
>>4992235Look closer, I see teats.
They're scary
>>4993003Giraffe about to practice when she and I will meet in my bedroom someday~~
Crazy this is how they do it
>>4994337My cousin used to do this as a summer job, he had a bad fall off the ladder one day. He aint been quite right since.
>>4994343>he had a bad fallPfft. Sure thing. Thats the government reprograming at work. The actual truth is that he got too close to the nose and saw the truth inside.Inb4 glowies ban me for spilling the beans.
>>4994355delet this at once
Why are Giraffes so freaky?
>page 10It's over.
>>4991417
>>4993003>>4996971>got bricked from thisFuck its actually over for me
>>4996971why do they suck poles?
>>4997174Kek>>4991417I used to be obsessed with these big bastards as a kid, my grandma thought it was cute, and now her house is filled with giraffe-related art. Whenever I went to her house, I used to always go to the zoo with her to feed the giraffes.
What now little man?
>>4997418My giantess giraffe wife
>>4994355Did it swallow that lion? I read a story on a furry site about that once.
>>4997418I read this in the TF2 heavy voice.
>>4994843gimme carrot
>>4998502>Gimme carrot but don't you try to fool me with zucchinihttps://africageographic.com/stories/towering-intellect-how-scientists-discovered-that-giraffe-can-use-statistical-reasoning/
>>4999086No way Giraffes are that smart
>>4999086pretty sure dogs cats and even rats have done this, just not in a controlled laboratory. both my dog and my cat could do this with treats (but only my big dogs could consistently prefer a larger treat to a smaller one and act peeved over a treat being broken in half)waste of grant money
>>5000389Funny, my dog like her treats broken, maybe she thinks I'm actually giving her more.
>>5000397 your dog might be stupid. mine will tolerate it but act more stubborn if they only get a half treat and always picks bigger treats over smaller ones. can your dog do the statistical reasoning test? use kibble and cheese.
>>4998502
>>4991417I have had a giraffe picture on the front door to my bedroom for over a decade now.
>>5001360Post pic or you lie
>>5000368Yes we are
The swiss army knife of the animal kingdom>Grabs everything.>Rasp being able to clean branches from leaves.>Crusher / press strong enough against acacia thorns.>Probably able to detect wind (like you lick your finger to know where the wind is blowing), so they don't go the wrong way eating acacia.>Urine test to find out if the female is pregnant, in heat, too young, too old.>Probably more.
>>4997182Same reason I suck poles.
>>4994843Its head is so big wtf
Has anyone rode a giraffe?
>>5004029GIRAFFE RIDAAAAAA!
>>4993003>>4996971
>>4993003>>4996971>>5004260Seriously, what purpose does this serve?
>>5005357Sharpening their tongues?>>5003413
>>5005817What a cutie
>>4991535All ungulates are horses but wrong
>>4994456
>>4999086I don't think they're over-thinking itThey just see that one box looks more "carroty" than the other one, like it looks more like foodSo that's the box they're interested inThey're not thinking in terms of sampling individual items
There are a lot of giraffe tongue pics online.
>>4996780Don't give up.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uasf1vDUObY
explain this liberals
>>5010918The big guy sticking his neck out for the little guy.
>>5011383What'd they do to piss him off?
>>5011477Asked him how the weather was.
>>4997174>bricked
>>5011541I guess he was under the weather.Or rather, OVER.
>>5004029
>>4991561>Their ear nerve goes all the way down their neck and back upProof for the theory of Unintelligent Design!
Too nutty.
>>5009174What an eldritch and lovecraftian image
>>5009174>red health bar with name appears at the bottom
>>5014524>>5014526Bad attempts to kill a giraffe.And that one fucker like he was Goku with 10 tons of weight on arms and legs. Afaik the lions had to retreat cause it was too much waste of energy to put it down.
>>5014524What can a giraffe actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its hooves, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly bite it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue chomping.
>>5010681The neck slapping is really funny
>>5014526KWAB
>>5015324I know this is just the elephant copypasta retooled but I just want to point out giraffe legs are super flexible and it'd have no problem kicking to the side
>>4991870Thanks, anon-sama!
>>5016236Imagine putting her down for a broken leg
>>4993003>>5004260>>5005357>>5005817https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cribbing_(horse)
>>4993168youre mentally ill
>>5016236>Giraffe girl>Neck isn't longGet this trash outta here
Did you know that eighty-percent of giraffes are gay. I’m serious. They mount males more than females, and can be seen sucking metal poles at zoos. Some are known to sit on upright logs (apes do this too).
enter
>>5017407Some people would say giraffes don't understand the concept of homosexuality. Some others would say everything that humans defined should be applied to animals because we're so top of the food chain, we're the chosen ones and because of le God.I still want a gay giraffe bf in my bed.>>5016415Copium.
>>5017407>look it up>it’s trueOh no
>>5017493What are these things? horses or tapirs?
>>5020325Read the file name stinky
>>5020711I know that dopey, I'm asking what family they're in and don't say giraffe
>>5020781Giraffe, stinky. Okapis belong to the Giraffidae family, of which they and giraffes are the only members.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi
>>5022222Nice quintsWhy so sad?
>>5022712thinking bout thos leaves
>>5022837
>>5022837I wish I was a leaf, so giraffes would think about me.
>>5014524I have no idea if that animal is soon to die or completely chilling.
>>5017407They all look the same so it's not surprising
>>5025912Looks like Giraffe Manor, Nairobi, Kenia.Would love to have honey moon there. But it's 1) fucking expensive even for Swiss people and 2) I still don't have a mate to marry.
>>5025912What a lucky gal
shhhhh
>>4997182The inside of their mouths are itchy
>>5033466Injury?
>>5034384Looks like a pressure sore.
>>5034384I'm not a giraffe expert but doesn't look like it. just looks like pretty normal fur deformation on a knee.
>>5036845>forgive me padre for I have sinned
>>4997174bricked?
>>4992991fake
>>5038452nvm looked it upi was like theres no way a giraffe would smash into a car window nose-first at full forcebut its head was in the car and THEN the retards rolled up the windowit shattered it while pulling back
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/science/giraffes-conservation-dna.htmlIt's been settled. There are four species of Giraffe in this world.Many others are subspecies, some coat patterns just mean another eco-species (like G. giraffa rothschildii) and then there's the Okapi.
>>5039388oops meant G. camelopardalis rothschildii which is actually a Northern Giraffe now.
>>4991555Huh i didnt think Okapis were that big. Shouldnt be surprised tho.
>>5017407Wtf i hate giraffes now
>>5004143glorious mane
>>4994843Ah! I've been expecting you
>>4991555I like the nigga with the bowl on his head. makes me think of that one pokemon
>>5041307
>>50348161950s dad smoking a pipe
So I was in a zoo yesterday. Okapis are mysterious yet gorgeous animals.
>>5043873Me in the back of the smaller raffes
I STARVE! GIVE ME THE CHILD!
>>5042579I see it
>>5044584Do not.
>>5045650I can't wait to eat human flesh
>>4996971Yeah girl. Get that nut. Earn it.
What does giraffe taste like?
>>5048949Depends where you taste it
