ITT: we design new dog breedsI designed a dog to protect beehives from honey thieves and wild beasts
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>>5001711make a woolly dog with the woolly mammoth genetics>dogs can already be woollymake them woolly-er
>>5001732I like the idea of this dog
>>5001711What kind of dog breed would a zoophile make?
>>5001711This is a fun thread and your drawing is wonderful. Your bee guardian dog would need to be able to fend off/ kill bears. Maybe 135+ would be a better weight.
>>5001736>>4999667
>>5001736I like dobermans
Oh cool, SCP threads are back
>>5001724hah
>>5001724Kek’d
>>5001749I like this one
>>5001748This is a mouse with friend written on it
>>5001799>convenient lifespanlmao
>>5001711why not make a dog that can withstand a beehive being grown around it
>>5002283A dog where the bees could live in its fur and make honey would be cool
>>5001711Is there a bee related reason its back legs are longer than its front legs?
>>5001799i'll take this one.
>>5001750Lost @ tongue storage compartment
>>5002925that's just cus he's a lil weird guy
>>5001736Doesn't zoopphile just mean lover of animals? It's not really sexual
>>5003005esl moment
>>5003005Yes. There's also nothing wrong with letting people know you're one too. You might find other animal lover friends :D!
>>5002925It's an artist error :(The front and back legs would be roughly the same size
fun thread concept
>>5003132Based criminal dog
>>5003009>>5003055Are you fucking kidding me? I had zoophile listed on my dating profile
>>5003132nice
>>5003132I'd get one
>>5003132Why don't more dog breeds have speed stripes?
>>5003229
>>5003005>>5003229holy shit
Anti gooning dogI need help because I am trying to set a new record of 1 day for semen retention, halp
>>5003132>you now remember McGruff the crime dogSadly, he was more concerned with preventing crime than committing it
>>5003229this is insanely funny please tell me it's true
>>5003830At 186 cm (probably closer to 90 if you exclude the big spike and tail) it's going to be pretty hard to pick it up when it's docile.
what could this one be good for anons where do we put him
mine ended up like a mary sue :\
>>5006851I don't see any reason why we can't milk dogs now
>>5001749>>5003853these are the funniest because they're so retarded yet seem plausible.
>>5007163>Enjoys bitingkeked
I was inspired by the conversation about a dog that acts as a beehive
>>5009021Does it shit bees?
>>5008613
>>5009083what's stopping us from making our own seals/sea lions by selectively breeding dogs to be waterproofed and good at swimming?
>>5009063sometimesfarts work like a beekeeper's smoke
>>5006982Dog milk ain't tastyOr so I've been told...
>>5009099I feel like Newfoundland dogs are about halfway there. With a dedicated breeding program we could turn them into super seals.
>>5010268>no legs>clearly has legswtf did anon mean by this
>>5001711>Beekeeping dog looks like a beeDo you think Border Collies look like sheep?
>>5011939It's a guard dog, not a herding dog. While sheep dogs are supposed to instill some fear in sheep and control their movement bees would stay in their hive, fly away or sting.
>>5011939If you think you can design a better bee dog, let's see it
>>5006935ULLA
>>5003229Fucking hell i knew going on /an/ today would be a good idea
>>5001711How would it be able to make a buzzing sound?
>>5001724danker beef??? I cant find the bideo wtf !!
>>5001724I want to let you know that I laughed really hard at this.
>>5012263I assume it'd make it the same way cats pur
>>5006935>hunting wolves is never over
>>5003853lmao
>>5006503How do you play fetch with this thing?AT4 ball launcher?!
>>5017144Based. We need more dogs with prehensile tails.
>>5017451White woman spotted.
>>5017732>explodes on deathYou now remember the most infamous post in /an/ history
>>5017775>bomberanians
>>5017775I love how happy the lil exploding pom looks.
New dog breed just dropped
>>5018934one thing that kept me waking up at night after getting a dog was the claws clicking against hard floor so maybe take that into consideration for further breeding.
>>5019452I assumed the extra large foot pads would prevent claw noises
>>5020875I'd pet it
It's a Pitbull+Tibetan MastiffRetard strength and will just ignore pain until the target is eliminated like a Pitbull.Long think fur to protect it. the hair might even be able to gather pollen as the dog walks around the property, a size boost to give it more of a chance to intimidate a bear or out right handle anything smaller that would be interested in the hive. Also, since Tibetan Mastiffs are from an Asian nation, they are used to dealing with hives of insects.
>>5001711the tusked flying shark dog.
>>5003005Yes!
>>5022863>Do dogs really get raped by humans? >T.Wolf
>>5003005Yes it dies. It comes from greek. Zoos = animals and philia = liking/love, so zoophilia = love for animals. Same like a Francophile = someone who is fond of French culture or pedophile, pedos = children so someone who just thinks children are fun.
I feel like this could be the next big game
>>5024341A dog breeding video game?
>>5024373I was thinking a Pokémon style RPG
>>5001724Be careful. I once offered to rehome a rat and got banned for offering my snake tank. This board is serious business.
>>5001711Idk why but seeing shitty animal drawings reminds me of chris chan
>>5003229Don't put me in the screencap
>>5003229i love this stupid retarded website
>>5003229Bro....
>>5003229Oh anon
>>5003229Well done anon
>>5020875omg they hydrolic pressed this poor dog
>>5009021hehe
>>5003229Did you get any matches?
>>5001724thank you for the laugh anon holy shit
>>5020875I will name him Pye Wacket
>>5003229Don't worry Anon, I'm sure you'll match with a lovely White woman with a big German Shepherd that you two can both love.
>>5003229Kek
>>5024777Based ratfag janny
>>5001799
>>5003229you are an exceptional individual
>>5003853this is a fucking sheep
>>5015796so uh there's this tag on ao3 called 'mechsploitation'...
>>5024777Excuse me? Did you just complain about 4chan’s moderation? Don’t you know that’s against THE RULES?
>>5031748That's a Darlington dustbuster
I need a dog that can groove
>>5034942Seems pretty useful. Does it bite a lot since it's constantly teething?
>>5034942>toothfairy dogThe dog-ecosystem grows larger and more complex with each passing day.
>>5031775>The internet's butthole has totalitarian autocratic moderators Kek
one that looks exactly like a catbut it barks
>>5003005theres a youtube channel called numberphile, does that mean they want to fuck imaterial mental objects (numbers)?seriously tho, furries probably ruined the term zoophile for good it it ever was nonsexual.
>>5006851ok now this is a goat
>>5006935lmao
>>5022863Remember that not all furries but actually every single furry
>>5034942i dont think the lack of donor teeth is the reason we developed synthetic implants
>>5001711fucking based. good fantasy desu
Gud thread
>>5022906Now a days those words are used to describe paraphilia
>>5036849>furries probably ruined the term zoophile for good it it ever was nonsexual.It's internet anon. The internet ruined a vast majority of words for good. It and the melinated generations of zoomers
>>5001736A dog that can consent and have intellegent thoughts
>>5036849>there's a youtube channel called numberfileit's generally understood that a number can not be fuckedzoophile has never been a nonsexual term.>yeah i'm a pedophile it's not sexual tho
>>5037418Yeah but how come there is a million -phile words for a bunch of stuff but when it's used to describe living things it suddenly becomes sexual?
>>5037424The proper terms should be zoophiliac or pedophiliac for the sexual conotation but I guess since newer generations of anglos are more retarded than the last
>>5037430Alas, the anglophones has met their timely demise. Centuries of the imperialist push to propagate themselves all over the world as the lingua franca, and centuries of race mixing with esol Europeans, and foreigners have diluted their language to the point of no return. I guess this is the price of Global Hegemony
>>5037446Natural language always simplifies over time because most speakers are intelligent enough to replace redundant vocabulary with contextprecise and literal wording is for computers and the "most intelligent retards" (aka grammar nerds)
>>5037450Okay anon how do you distinguish the context of something like this>>5003229
>>5034996I wonder how much the mods get paid to make sure no one steps out of line, must be a lot.
>>5001724I had to try really hard not to laugh at this in my wagecage
>>5037424Because living things tend to have genitalia.
>>5037446>greek words>aglophones
>>5003229>yeah I LOVE animals if you catch my drift
>>5006851Extremely unrealistic concept, that would never work out in real life.
>>5036903look at big dentist over here trying to downplay the heroism of human teeth dog. go floss your fake teeth, cyborg mouth.
The Easy to Sight Hound>bright orange fur on tail tip, ears, and side so you don't lose sight of it in the field>racing stripe on the body helps it run faster
>>5038590Add some flame decals too
>>5038590very practical
>>5038590add bioluminesent fur for easier spotting at night
A glow in the dark hound seems useful
>>5038590give it Shelby stripes and we'll talk.
>>5039097Does the CIA have a k9 division?
>>5039696Probably lol
>>5006935i was just looking at that dali painting kek
>>5006935Yep, it's kino
Would you adopt a TRV WEINER DOG?
>>5003229It's moments like this that I feel bad that so many ESL people have to struggle with this asinine languageStill hilarious, though.
english isn't my first language, what's wrong with being an animal lover?
>>5042325They mean they have sex with animals
>>5042242What the fuck is a TRV
>>5042408TRUE
>>5017732>loved by everyonekek
Excellent thread OP, keep up the good work
>>5042438The goodest boy.
>>5003132tanuki?
>>5017732>anon grew up around Chihuahuas
>>5034942
>>5034942>>5042719I ship it
>>5042810There's really no good reason not to own one of these.
>>5043031My house is on an incline, walking it would be a nightmare
>>5044703
>>5003132>long tongue because lack of dimension makes it look like it has no mouth
>>5045684he's cool
>>5001724he looks just like my dog that passed in 2018 i love him
>>5003229Surely you didn't call yourself a "zoophile" on your dating profile that has your full legal name and a photograph of you attached, right anon?
>>5003229Tell me you got matches from white women
>>5001799a perfect dog for when you can only afford to live in a broom closet
>>5042438>clinically felineaudibly kekked
>>5001736Saluki
>>5011939Do you think LGDs don't ?
>>5037430For some reason "necrophiliac" is the only one that applies to in "common" conversation
>>5001736saluki enthusiasm is a red flag
