Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their superior forms?
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I hate every ape I see.
>>5009616Fuck off
>>5009616Nobody asked you, Taylor, now go back to your cave.
>>5009665I love how one of the Orangutan's favourite foods is called Rambutan
>>5009613Is this achievable natty?
>>5009670It looks spiky. How do they eat it? are those actually soft or do they just not give a fuck?
>>5009725nah, what looks like spikes are more like the fibers on a raspberryyou peel the skin and eat the pale fruit hidden within
They are more human-like than chimps, if you ask me.
>>5009616Fuck you
PongrangutanOrangupongo
>>5009616Must be a nightmare to look in the mirror
>>5009611What's the consensus on this guy, related to the dryopiths/hominines or the sivapiths/pongines?
>>5009733Agreed. There are outdated theories and modern schizo theories about them being more closely related. Some 19th century scientists went to indonesia to search for a common ancestor between humans and pongos. In the end it doesn't really matter who's more closely related, as evolution isn't linear. >>5009616You're an ape
>>5009803dude
>>5009725i remember reading somewhere that orangutans use leaves as a sort of glove/napkin, to protect their hands, when eating spiky fruits like durian and rambutan. clever fellas.
>>5009733there's a reason the soviet ape-man experiments wanted to use an orangutanit never got off the ground because the only one they had died and they couldn't find another
>>5009616From Chimpan-A
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>>5011575Was this meant to remind me of this?https://youtu.be/wz1ca1-_-MY
>>5011801can we declare gibbons honorary pongos?
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>>5011155do pongos have an obesity epidemici don’t mean to be rude, they just sometimes seem um… American-size for lack of a better term
>>5011806it's just the way pongos are builtin the wild, they have to absorb all the nutrients they can from what little food they can find in the lean times, so it's only natural they got a bit pudgy with regular meals in captivity (plus not having to cover great distances in search of food doesn't help)it's also why they're so slow compared to other apes, less movement equals less energy lost equals higher chance of surviving until you reach the next fruiting tree
>>5012107I've noticed the same happens to a lot of people who have reptiles as pets. They feed them as if they were mammals so they end up obese
>>5012107based oshine
>>5012652I adore her
>>5013060I would trust Oshine with my children
>>5009616Same, humans included
>>5013060she cute
There’s a pongo in the new Donkey Kong game.
>>5013282Lanky was a pongo, too
>>5013282This is NOT how pongos look!
>>5014387chimps(?) don't look like sexy businesswomen either
>>5013282>takes orders from a prosimian>flangeletpoints for accuracy
>>5014464I think she’s some kind of gibbon
>>5009616we are gonna make a monkey out of (You)
>>5014468>>5014464she has a tail, she's probably a langur of some kind
and STILL the best baby pongo vid ever recorded!
yes, and i still want to slap the shit out of this mongoloid and kick it in the nuts and hear it squeal as it limps off. idk why i hate babies and young pongo shitsacks. their sqeaky squealing and whining along with their looks just flip me out. cant stand them....but the adults are so interesting and captivating.....
I think you're just mad you lost a dick measuring contest to him
>>5014585>images you can hear
>>5014610*CLONK*
wah wah wah baw baw hahahahahaha!!
thats what you get for literally sticking your face in it dumb baby pong lol
>>5014593He cute
>>5014593Probably reminds you of your father
>>5009611Idris Elba
>>5009616durr does that mean you hate yourself??
>>5012107Is that the uh oh stinky orangutan
>>5017056no, but she is the star of monke fallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G7HYqjBxgg
Joly
>>5011575couldn't have said it better myself
Where do you guys do your reading / stay up to date on pongos? I've learned a lot from https://orangutans.fyi
>>5017131Was he actually smiling or is that just gas?
>>5018933Bulu Mata was always such a smiley baby
>>5018922The real planet of the apes is a good book if you're interested in evolutionary history of apes including pongines. More specific to the origin of pongines is work from Dr. Pillbeam.
Pongo
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>>5011155To chimpan-z
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751891390072313.webmhmmmmmm......
>>5020361"turn down that monkey music, I'm trying to enjoy my grapes"
>>5011575Good take, I never thought of it that way>>5014585No, it's a tragedy and should not be remembered fondly
>>5020361Is the pongo a female or an unflanged/juvenile male?
>>5020361>*le sigh*
I wish his films survived
>>5020361You can tell which one is the most sophisticated individual
>>5018922neat site post moar >>5020694a pongo in captivity anywhere is an injustice to pongos everywhere…
I'm quite fond of the orange people
just in case I'm unable to post following the bongs' Total Internet DeathI want all you friends to know that I really really like the Orange People
>>5021938norfman pongo my beloved
>>5009734just like us. nearly human.
>>5021938still able to postwe laffin', pal
>>5009611orange man good
for me it's their handssuch long and strong fingers
>>5022368nearly correctly implies not human.
The only good thing about this ape, whose scientific name sounds like a clown's name, is they have better sinus design so they're basically immune to nasal congestion unlike african apes.We should steal their genes.
>>5023682>only wants the sinuses>no mention of the four handsfound the footfag
>>5022633just think if budi where born in a pongo farm like a chicken farm he would have been tossed into the chick grinder and wiped from history as should have been instead of suffering through all these oh isnt the sick little monkey cute pics for years
we went to the zoo and saw this freak get fed. imagine seeing this in a jungle
>>5024255that mesh roofsadat least it gets them climbing for their dinner?
new baby at Wingham Wildlife Park
>>5024414oh my goodness graciouspruny, umbilical cord still attached and all. so so so precious.
>>5009611It makes me sad that I would never be worthy to reincarnate as a based orangubro in the deepest wildest jungle. Just fuck my pongo bitches, eat some nanners, take a nap, and rip a tiger in half once in a while just to prove I can. But alas, my soul is not enlightened enough.
>>5024450>rip a tiger in half once in a while just to prove I cani don’t think they do that…
I think it’s funny that they sound like Gorons.
>>5023682Continuous sinuses are yuor heritage....
>>5024266Sad but not a bad idea. Otherwise you get ones like at the Toronto Zoo making their escape
such style
I think orangutans are cool
>>5025438so fat and wonderful
>>5009611How does all that hair not get snarled and yoinked by all the tree roughage?
>>5025500that’s.. actually a really good questioni’ve never thought of that before
>>5025500>>5025524at a certain length it does, but for the most part the humid conditions of the rainforest keep their hair nice and fineif you compare a wild pongo to one in a zoo, you see that the captive chaps have dreads while the wild ones have a shorter frizzled cape
>>5025645Kinda unfair to compare different subspecies in that pic.
>>5025661most captive borneans are a mix of subspecies anywaythey didn't even recognise subspecies until about 20 years agozoos don't discriminate between them anyway since the population is so low as it is, excluding the suspected or confirmed mutts would destroy the captive breeding program
>>5025674Shame. Nothing beats glorious Tapanuli curls.I wanna save them so bad!
>>5025438ah great another ancient glorified pic of a fat sickly budi. what ever happened to him? did he die?
>>5025889he got the good ending. he was rehabilitated and has since been rereleased into the wild. good for him.
I have heard that both pongos and gorillas are less violent than chimpanzees.
>>5025944100% true, friendignore the ancient propagandathey were just envious of their jungle ways
>>5025931>rereleasedthey released him multiple times?
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>>5026029I'd say rereleased is the proper term since he was originally taken from the wild
whatever happened to jarang and jinga. that was the most entertaining video of her hanging around the cage with jarang on her leg. even with being a retarded baby with a messed up nutsack problem he could still hang on
>>5026259have you ever considered googling your retarded bait questions instead
>>5025944This is very likely true. Chimps are crazy because they live with gorillas who eat the same food, so they're super food aggressive and violent. All the big guys are more mellow.https://cosmosmagazine.com/nature/animals/bonobos-arent-as-peaceful-as-previously-thought/
>>5026386Where exactly do Chimps and Gorillas coexist? I can barely find images of them interacting.
Pongos and gibbons supposedly get along very well and sometimes even help raise each other's young. Zoos have no problem keeping them together in the same enclosure.
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>>5027231Stinky....
>>5027231I forgot this meme was a thing.
>>5027231what's the story behind this pongo?
>>5027894Once upon a time he ate too many bananas
>>5026416Where chimps live. They don't interact. They avoid.
>>5027918once he had eaten the very last banana, his tummy became very round
>>5028020His tummy became so round that is exploded, and it rained bananas - enough for everyone
>>5028158from that day forth, each banana eaten would be followed by a great release of wind from the consumer's backsidein recognition, all onlookers would exclaimuh oh
>>5026091I'm still so happy our little avocado guy turned out to be a flangechad
>>5017876Cute
>>5017876this post makes me… jolly :)
>>5029167
He monky
>>5026091smol ears
>>5031751I really like this chap's beardespecially spledid
>>5029167'flangechad" thats reaching a bit. his are so small they could just be face fat folds
>>5032273He is very young
It is my belief that the pongo is the perfect middle ground between man and beast
>>5032437It is my learned opinion, that we are just extremely shitty and low-budget pongos.
>>5019779YES, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY OUTTA MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*toot toot*
>>5033133Look at him go
happy pongo day!
>>5033838and to youI spent the day monkeying around
>>5033838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-LvmOdetQ
During dry seasons, Orangs have been known to eat smaller vertebrae such as slow lorises, lizards and tree rats.
>>5034944ya gotta do what ya gotta do
>>5009725The spikes are more like coarse hairs rather than spikesRambutan is a fairly soft fruit
>>5011806Obesity is one of the first challenges faced by emergent intelligent life
>>5034944the poor chaps are just hungry
>>5034685Where is she going?
>>5036823late for workshe made the mistake of talking to that attin-burg fellow and now she has to pay taxes
>>5038225what is he doing?
>>5038229mulling over his life choices
>>5038562so precious
>>5038720I wonder if pongos would enjoy a hot springI want to say that they wouldn't enjoy it since they tend to dislike being immersed in water, but snow monkeys seem to get a real kick out of themmaybe we all just enjoy a relaxing soak now and then
>>5033838lol thats the face my monkey made when i tazed its stomach when it was swinging on the curtains
they are simply the best
>>5033133Haters will say its fake
All apes are great if you ask me.
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>>5040341GREAT APE TIER LIST barbary ape > gibbon > lar gibbon > pongo = gorilla > bonobo > siamang > chimpanzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut0-2CW3o5wAI voice should toaster bath, but some good footage of Awan and her new baby boy
>>5041243>siamang that lowyou better explain yourself
>>5041243Gibbons are lesser apes, the only group in that category.
Getting some good reaction images from this thread. Thanks anons
>>5041246>jin and tonicseriously?
>>5041770I mean Awan was thematically named after her mother since they both have names that mean 'cloud' in chineseonly sounds nice and unrelated to us since we're speaking angloise
>>5041659but what does the M stand for?
>>5041854Maurice
>>5009616Based
>>5020694>I wish his films survivedWell actually..."Yes, at least one film featuring Joe Martin, the orangutan, survives today. The Max Linder feature comedy Seven Years Bad Luck (1921), in which Joe Martin has a brief appearance, is available and considered Linder's best surviving film. Additionally, Joe Martin appears in two extant episodes of the serial Lady Baffles and Detective Duck (1915), specifically episodes four ("Baffles Aids Cupid") and nine ("When the Wets Went Dry"). However, most of Joe Martin's other films, including approximately 20 comedy shorts, several serials, and features like Black Orchid, Trifling Women, and The Adventures of Tarzan, are considered lost."https://youtu.be/xMVCGRBgtmI?t=3139
>>5042723damn he really was a good actor for the time
Does anyone have the original video of the pongo riding the bus?
>>5011806They also have larger intestines to absorb food more efficiently than humans, we cook our food which makes it easier to digest. previous poster kind of touched on it but it was kind of ambiguous so I wanted to clarify.
>>5042679I think it is very interesting that father and son pongo interactions are a behavior exclusive to zoos
>A group of orangutans is called a buffoonery! Orangutans are known for their playful, curious and sometimes silly nature, making this name a perfect fit. i saw this on the Sumatran Orangutan Society website. is this true?
>>5045036there is no official namemost of those names for groups of animals are just made upI've heard primate keepers refer to their pongo groups as a 'family', 'mob', 'flange', and my personal favourite 'gangutan'
>>5045036>>5045088it should be a wheelbarrow of pongos
>>5045371based
this totally triggers me .id pour petrol on them and set the whole wagon on fire. imagine the screams from baby monkey lovers
>>5044600This. Family photos also only happen in zoos as well
Monke doesn’t pay taxes, monke doesn’t work 9 to 5. Monke lays around eating nanners and scratching his bottom and never worries about not having what he needs to survive.
>>5014585wtf was this thing even for, I've never seen a climbing frame like that and it seems built to do what it did
>>5046275every playground’s got that one equipment that’s questionably dangerous
i feel like hes saying something really british here
>>5046612>we live in a period innit
>>5009613Tory power stance.
>>5046612actually i just hit its foot/ bottom hand? with a big hammer....
I used to think ginger people were descended from orangutans
why did he do it?
Placenta eating is such a weird phenomenon, I wonder if Ardipithecus did it.
>>5049121Why not do it? it's free food
