is it ethical to arm the local raccoon population? also raccoon thread
Yes, they should be better prepared to defend themselves against me. The last one I trapped turned into a pool of maggots and now they are flies. And I trap the flies too! Then dump them in my compost pile and turn them into plant food. Then the plants make seeds, turkeys eat the seeds, turkeys turn the seeds into eggs and raccoons eat the eggs, get caught in my trap and the whole beautiful cycle of life repeats itself. It's all self sustaining.
he can use the gun a little as a treat
>>5009944I want to let a racc bless my gun now
>>5009944I don't trust coons with guns
>>5009944didn't end well last time
Who would be the better pets?Coons or 'ssums?
>>5010867I guess possums are way less aggressive and more defensive. So sooms are probably the better pet compared to coons.
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>>5010849blame the cia
I don't know dude. Let me calculate
>>5009944A huge racoon has established itself in my neighborhood recently. Never seen it except at night, in flight from me. Most of my neighbors have also seen it, but regard it with a certain kind of fear I find weird, in view of how terrified the thing is of me.
>>5010868I ran across a possum once, in November, and more or less stood right over it. It hissed at me and trundled slowly on.
>>5012636>it except at night, in flight from me.THEY FLY NOW?
>>5009944>handing a gun to an animal that is intelligent to open ice chestsANON NO
Majestic creatures
>>5009944Yea
>>5013311He's gonna start doing the crane thing from karate kid
I'm feeling like the sig p320 would be the weapon of choice for these little niggers
Elegant
Whatever happens we have got - The Maxim gun and they have not.
Fun fact: raccons cannot perceive red so they are unable to tell real guns from toy ones
>>5009944Triple dubs checked. What next? Invoking your "right" to arm bears?
>>5014974I think you meant "so they don't know when to stop shooting."
This is how they sleep after a whole day of causing mischief. Note the absolute lack of regret
>>5012632this is the happiest I have ever seen anyone be
Why are they so cute?
>>5017190So they can get you to lower your guard
Fat, little, bear-monkeys.Of course we should arm them. Or at least teach them to drive.
>>5014533he FLOOF
>>5009944No. They cannot be trusted
>>5018880Aww. Look at that cute little guy! I’ll bring him inside and let him tour my armory.
Raccy booty bump
>>5009944free men don't ask permission
baby boy
DOMESTICATEDRACCOONSNOW
racc faces are so fucking cute
>>5025705No, i don't want them to risk becoming smashslammedThe racc must be wild and free
>>5026175ThisI'm happy with my wonderful cooners that will eat out of my hand but still can fend for themselves
>>5009944Trash pandas are destructive vermin. Possums are better.
>>5013650Raccoon-Contra?
>>5009944Your local coons are already armed.
It's time to accept that raccoons will be Earth's dominant species.
>>5009944SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Lazy rac bump
>>5029242I want to rub him and see his fat jiggle.
I've always wondered if we didn't have racoons in NA, what kind of monkeys we would have. Am I wrong thinking that? Like, the reason we don't have monkeys is because we have racoons, opposums, maybe the armadillo and prairie dogs to compete with. Or is it climate? Both?I know someone smarter than me can understand what I'm asking, I'm just really dumb.
>>5029711North American fauna mogged the fuck out of South American fauna during the American Interchange
>>5027841You can't be serious? Possums are a fucking menace. At least racoons can be domesticated
>>5009944gimme gun
Yes, they must.Without arms, how are they going to wash their cotton candy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfbb4yRBH64&t=12s
>>5030713YWNBAR you weeb fox-thing
>>5031911Don’t be a bigot.
>>5031911>>5032592https://youtube.com/watch?v=WIlunbdl3TwLet's just be friends by biting, screaming and scratching at each other.
>Feed stray cats in my yard>Check tonight, have a whole different kind of catDo they fight cats? Should I worry?
>>5033041Yes they fight cats, they can scratch em pretty good actually
https://www.wesh.com/article/raccoons-invade-merritt-island-home/65801227
>>5009944Fuck raccoons.
>>5033601This. Overrated, disease carrying pests.
>>5033602Yours mum cunt is a pest
>>5033604>Esl retard that resides with pest animals defends ractroons. Of fucking course.
>>5033611Hating raccoons rednecks are cringe. Go have incest with your sister.My pet raccoon is so much cooler than your cringy existence.
>>5033663Raccoons unironically are just as destructive as feral cats, such a reddit animal just as well like cats too. You're the redneck (probably brown) for enabling overpopulated, disease carrying pests.
>>5033601>>5033602>>5033667About time somebody said it. I remember having chickens and a pet corn snake killed by those bastards. Just bit off the heads and a few parts and left the bodies to waste as well. Fucking hell.
>>5033672Yeah well raccoons are cute so fuck you.
>>5029711theres a barrier for them colonizing the north due to thousands of miles without proper tree cover in mexico. release a bunch in florida and see how little they care about racoons.
>>5009944better than getting rabies from these fucks
>>5033672Sorry for your loss man. Raccoons are infamous for killing and fucking up outdoor pets and animals. I understand the chickens but why was your snake kept outside?
Crafty little shits
Why’s he smiling?
>>5037914How could anybody hate something so totes adorbs?
>how i sleep at night knowing someone will wake up to find his chickens decapitated
>feed 'coons every night>they still haven't killed my neighbors chickensbaka
I went to the Alpine Inn in Omaha, NE and saw raccoons.
>>5039835I'm jealous. How many did you meet?
>>5009947>>5009945>>5009944>>5010973>>5014974>>5014561guns are not toys or props to play with and take funny pictures with they are to be respected at all times. people like you give gun owners a bad name.
>>5040188guns are inanimate objects incapable of killing people on their own. unless it's a sig p320.
>>5012632Look at him go! Like a furry John Nash!
>>5009944>is it ethical to armYes. It is always ethical to arm.
>>5040138There were easily a couple dozen between the two places where they hung out. All adorable.
>>5040191guns should always be treated like they are loaded
