>the most empathetic and emotionally intelligent animal on the planet >is on par with dolphins in treating humans kindly when not threatened or protecting young>became the staple of the wise, relaxed and friendly character in all children's media>except it has periodic moments of sheer mania, typical gentle giants become violence obsessed extremely prone to murder crazed psychopaths, more rage fuelled than a fucking rabid bull>last for months>just mindlessly urged to fuck and kill for months and months before going back to a calm gentle giantwhat the fuck was the evolutionary reason for this
Their intelligence is actually disputed quite a bit now.
>>5014315Because they enter that phase during breeding. They get highly competitive and the females are rarely in estrus. So when they are it's game time.
>>5014315Actual daddy issues, they chill out when an older male is around
> Between 1991-2001, young bull rogue elephants killed 63 rhinos of both genders (58 endangered white rhinos and 5 rare black rhinos) in two South African national parks (Hluhluwe–Imfolozi and Pilanesberg). This was ultimately attributed to an aberrant form of musth. After being rebuffed by older female elephants, they went after rhinos, killing them after raping some. What no elephant pussy does to a mf
>>5014352Oh so it’s incel raging of elephants
>>5014352>raping someare elephant dicks even that huge, it's always horses coming up in the big animal schlong discussions, are elephant dongs even bigger or are the schlongs just dwarfed by the rest of the elephants body so it doesn't even look that big, unlike a horses
>>5014357Imagine if elephants were half as perverted as humans. They’d be doing all sorts of weird shit with their trunk
>>5014352>Some scientists opined this was an example of young male elephants permanently changed by the trauma of witnessing their breeding herds culled due to overcrowding in other South African parks. These young bulls had been spared themselves due to their age and size although herd culls are properly done in entirety, i.e. leaving no survivors to suffer the equivalents of PTSD, survivor guilt, and other disorders or traumas later in life which can then create or exacerbate human-elephant conflicts or other forms of violence
>>5014315I mean humans tend to chimp out like this too and they don't even have a good excuse for it like getting your body flooded with whatever sex hormones
>>5014374“Humans”
>>5014379Hooliganism. Angry mobs in general. It’s a ubiquitous trait.
Humans are among the most senselessly violent and destructive species THOUGH
>>5014315>Intelligent, empathetic, gentle 90% of the time>Occasionally experiences manic episodes of wanting to fuck and destroyThey're just like us!!!
>>5014409Humans are neither intelligent, empathetic nor gentle even 50% of the time. FOHWTBS
>>5014315>became the staple of the wise, relaxed and friendly character in all children's mediaName 5
>>5014315Gotta get it out of your system
>dies for no reason>even if they dont mate, the organ just kills them anyways>even if removed, they just stop eating insteadwhatever used to happen when octopus got larger needed two evolutionary fuckups to keep it in check
>>5014491They were too based, the ayys had to cripple them
>>5014315So, like humans
>>5014315You get tired of letting things slide
>>5014544What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>5014546You've got a good point anon, that other guy is just stupid. You should shoot a video of you hugging the back legs of an angry bull elephant to show everyone the truth.
>>5014546Kek a punching bag
>>5014315>>5014409Btw, the reason why there's so many cases of Bull Elephants going absolutely apeshit and raping hippos and rhinos and killing other elephants is due to the lack of Old experienced bulls who can kick their asses into submission and teach them a lesson. There was a study where territories where there were no old bulls due to poaching had quite a large quantity of unstable young bulls that would go on endless rampages and try to copulate with every female they found or even animal. While on the territories where there was old bulls, there weren't any such cases.
>>5014830>having no male role models makes them violent and retardedthey ARE just like us
>>5014357Yes, they are pretty massive, like a thinner third leg thats somewhat prehensile
>search: incelephant >0 results be ashamed!
>>5014352Incelephant
>>5014546I saw a webm of a pack of indians try something like this. Most of them were crushed like a beer can or folded in half.Elephants are quicker than you imagine.
>>5014315he's just like me frfr
>>5014864Doesnt apply here. There is nothing stopping a male elephant from raping something
>>5014374>>5014379Pretty sure 99% or so of violent crime in human history was committed by males between the ages of 15 and 50
>>5016342probably 50% of violent crime shouldn't actually be crime. it always been consensual combat. the crime aspect comes from bureacrat leeches being salty over the lost labor/taxes and concerned mothers, otherwise everyone else recognizes it as natural and a necessary part of society.actual crime rates would go down if mutual combat were allowed.
>>5014830>abolishing the patriarchy and its consequences
>>5014315but enough about women
>>5014319By who? I would want to see their arguments.
>>5014352The real question is were they killing the rhinos by taking out anger or because the young hornball elephants said "okay that horn looks close enough to a trunk that will do" and got angry when they couldn't Bill Cosby the rhinos? Elephants view rhinos as the trannies of the animal kingdom?
>>5014352>>5014353billions must pröööhhh
>>5014830I'm going to draw a mental link between this and the postwar baby boom generation, and you can't stop me.
>>5014352To be fair rhinos are fucking assholes.
>>5016342more like between 15 and 35
>>5015486Why are Indians so cruel to the noble elephant?? Stop pestering it!
>>5019769oh man look at how it tries to check on the gazelle after taking it out too lol what a nice guy
>>5019769You're not tricking me, this is a reversed video of an elephant trying to drown a gazelle.
>>5019752They're half blind retards can you blame them
>>5014462HortonDumboIce age CopperajaUr mum lel
>>5022485>DumboLiterally none of the elephants in that movie are wise. Maybe Dumbo's mom but she dies like 10 minutes into the film.
>>5022724Ah wait, no. She's just locked away until the end of the movie, but still.
>>5014357theyre very big
>>5019736Is that OC?
>>5016349You're not fit for human civilization
>>5016351Aren't elephants matriarchal?
>>5022742hes intentionally making it jiggle because he knows
>>5014462babar
>>5016349>probably 50% of violent crime shouldn't actually be crime.>otherwise everyone else recognizes it as natural and a necessary part of society.Your argument is that the entire global human civilization should follow the third world example? Posts like these are why we don't like India that much.
>>5022485Babar and his family
>>5014315They're based. Their lifestyle should be adopted by humans. Act smart, composed and wise in life but if you get no pussy you should destroy your surroundings in frenzied rage and rape/stab all living creatures around you to death as a form of protest towards society. Elephants are the truecel spirit animal.
>>5014315There's a video on YouTube of an elephant doing necrophilia https://www.elephant-news.com/index.php?id=5520
>>5018648Piss poor arguments based on a bucket test carried out poorly
>>5019982True. The other gazelles were also just walking backwards in the original video
>>5014491They're bioweapons with a built in failsafe to make sure they don't overrun the planet they were released in
>>5025175i knew it
>>5014546>its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind.
>>5014315They also sniff urine and feces to get aroused
>>5014315Elephants are assholes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ah4C__4Qu0
>>5027202That giraffe was asking for it! That's the elephant's drinking hole.
>>5027202Literally just orcas with long jew noses.
>>5014315They eat feces
>>5028877So does every other animal
>>5028885Wrong
>>5019736Hahahaha
>>5028889Prove it
>>5023018>Your argument is that the entire global human civilization should follow the third world example?Not him but this is unironcially the mainstream right wing position and has been for at least 5 years.Some examples of policies where this is particularly obvious:>children>religion>homosexuality>censorship>welfareAnd most recently, transitioning from a service economy back to heavy manufacturing and resource extraction, something only thirdworlders invested in ever since the fall of the iron curtain.
>>5029192Lots of animals don't eat their feces, weirdo
>>5016349>if mutual combat were allowed.It is as long as it's not to the death. I someone presses charges it either wasn't mutual or someone is a sour looser.
>>5022992>>5029197You aren't fit to pick your correct bathroom troon.
>>5025156Nice
>>5014365>They’d be doing all sorts of weird shit with their trunk
>>5022992Die, tranny
>>5016349Absolutely true
>>5022992You mean not fit for matriarchy
>>5023012Every video of males being assholes to other animals their dicks are out. Its really funny that its basically a universal sign.
>>5022742Elephant looks fucked up
>>5022485You forgot Babar.
>>5016349Duels used to be legal and they were the most gentlemanly way of sorting out disputes
>>5032436Maybe when they were done with swords
>>5014352Honorary White.
>>5014367Jesus, PTSD is hard enough on people who are able to comprehend it, imagine being a creature of "lesser" intelligence and having those feelings
>>5014352>vggh I can't get elephant pussy, let me go to the east and get me a tight and docile rhino, the western part of the savannah has fallen...
>>5019736>incelephantkek
>>5027202Poor giraffe
>>5014315That elephant looks evil
>>5014315I thought musth only lasts a week or two
>>5037230Nah it lasts for months
>>5014319This
>>5014315>>5014830>sacrifice old male elephants to rich sociopaths and scumbag ivory hunters>no old bulls to put young musthers in their place because we NEED to let rich sociopaths come here and kill them for sportWhy is it that African fauna have to put up with pampered millionaires getting a free pass to put bullets in them for no reason?
>>5014319>>5038655Not by anyone with a brain it isn’t
>>5039376It all traces back to africans encroaching on elephant habitat and totally fucking the species dynamics because they are even dumber than small hold ranchers
>>5014352Based bulls putting the rhinos in their place
>>5014315That's basically all male mammals. Testosterone is one hell of a drug, even us humans can't resist the testosterone retardation due to puberty or roids.
>>5040835Did the jeet survive? It was still moving when the elephant let it go.
>>5019769>GET OUT OF MY WATERHOLE YOU DIRTY DEER
>>5040835I always underestimate how much shit the human body can take before dying. pretty sure he didn't survive this but it seemed like he was still moving after getting most of his body crushed
>>5040835That was pretty horrifying, see you in a few days I guess.
>>5014315>"Basically like humans">Why do they behave like humans?
>>5019769>What do you say? What do you say?>You little brat! You never thank me!>I’ll be here same time tomorrow, maybe!
>>5041150What happened?
>>5014315Would you get /fit/ gains by drinking that?
>>5014315Literally me
>>5032436Those duels weren't really mutual combat so much as simultaneous trial by ordeal
>>5014315Sounds based to me
>>5014315Empathy is a fake new age term anyway
