Previously on /jg/ (now /jef/) >>4995820Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, capybaras. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from severe ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
The first controversy
falling out of a tree
OK I think that’s enough of the old for now
>>5018595iconic
>>5018627I love this pic
>>5018635>ends the old pics with a pic of his now-severed balls;_;
>>5018635that fluffy cat is so regal its insane
>>5018874His name is Taco and he’s a fixture of the local community
>>5018882I bet he gets all the pussy. (is that a pun?)
>>5018775I still can't believe THAT PIC was how Jef's vet said "job's done, boss."
>>5018887He probably does, even without all the hair he’s still about twice the size of Jefrey. Absolute unit
Jef reminds me this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUYhukcMgEo
Thanks 4 the recap!He was so tiny.
>>5018575The Cat Goddess smiles upon those who care for cats.
>>5019134Release the Jef!
>>5018630I need to know - did he land on all four feet? :0
>>5018591kek
>>5019457No, he landed on his stomach on the top of a wooden fence that was just below it. It looked like it had to have hurt, but he took it in stride.
>>5019473jefrey hug <3
>>5019471>>5019472>>5019474What a lovely goober.
>>5018590wonderful
Another question, what is jefrey's favorite activity? Napping? Playing with toys? Being a silyl menace to society?
>>5019710That’s hard to say, it really depends on his mood. It’s either sucking the capybara, chasing the other two cats around and raising hell, or getting fed these dried chicken snacks my wife buys for him. Runners up include chasing the laser around, fetching the ball, or curling up on my wife’s lap while driving.
>>5019472You should have gotten him fixed so he wouldn't develop that big tom cat head.Male cats look so much nicer without it.
>>5019716He’s fixed, and it’s just the camera angle, his head is pretty normal sized
>>5019714Aw thats awesome, just a silly goofy cat. I love the family dynamic! Hope you and your wife are happy and get plenty of love from the cats <3
How's the capybara doing?
>>5018627cute
>neutered
>>5019757wet, I assume
>>5019754Yeah he’s a great cat but my only complaint is that he’s an asshole to the other cats, especially our elderly one. Well, she’s 8 but I say elderly because she’s got arthritis in her back and can’t fend him off. >>5019757The vet said we should wash it, it could be the reason for his skin issues
>>5019134uncensor the toes pls
>>5020072The weak are meat and the strong do eat
>>5018575Pretty sure his name was peanut>and so now you’re stuck with him.More like you're stuck with us, seeing Jefrey growing up has been interesting. You should team up with Rupert anon>>5018590So good
>>5020152I don’t know who Rupert is, is he in another thread?
>>5020072>The vet said we should wash itI'd be afraid he wouldn't love it anymore. I asked AI what to do about that for you. Chatgpt said to smush the old capy and the new one together whenever he's not using it to try to transfer his scent onto the new one. That could take weeks but it seems like a good idea. That way, you can wash the old one when he's started to use the new one and repeat the process as needed
>>5020155that's just going to transfer whatever dirt and shit there is on the old one onto the new one and solving nothing.
>>5020155We haven’t done it yet, for now we just put it away to see if that’s really the problem. We might just gentle wash it so that its not completely different
>>5020153>I don’t know who Rupert is, is he in another thread?There's an anon who owns Rupert, who's a nice cate, and every year for Rupert's birthday he goes to many boards and makes threads about the board's theme but also about Rupert, like "here's a photo of my cat Rupert with my anime figurines, what anime figurines do you own" sort of thingIIRC Rupert's next birthday should be soon actually
>>5020167>we just put it away to see if that’s really the problemGood idea, though I feel bad for jef
>>5020167just wash it properly geez
>>5020659I think I remember seeing him now. I don’t recall where though.
>>5020839>the Jef of Judgement
>>5021263That is the face of a cat falling in ecstasy from being pet really freakin well
>>5020838Comfy Jef
The only moment like this I ever caught on camera
>filename
>>5022157Saved. I remember you from the name debate.
>>5022490this one came out creepier than intended kek. anyway did he have a nice birthday?
>>5022591Jesus Christ that looks horrifyingJef had a good birthday. Today I left the door open after peeing in the middle of the night, and he came into my room and woke me up at 4am by licking my face. I can’t get mad at him for that but sometimes he’s a pain. He’s like a kid on Christmas morning trying to wake his parents up early.
>>5022790Are you on the toilet in that picture? lol
>>5022888I have to sit down to do my morning pee otherwise he’ll jump up on the toilet. I could close the door but he’ll end up just screaming for me to open it. So that’s the compromise I have to make.
>>5018631Lionlet
>>5022913Well, that does seem pretty reasonable. Also thank you so much for this thread! Im not on 4chan all the time but sometimes im just curious and this is the gems i hope to find. Love jefrey
>>5022157Always berated
>>5022929You’re very welcome
>>5023220>>5023221I think your dog has autism
>>5023295I know
>>5019134I will never not laugh at the female foot censorship
>>5023303I want to boop his nose
>>5023303>are you a capybara?
god i wish that were me
>>5022913You took his balls, thus he takes your ability to pee standing up, immasculating you in your own home.Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
>>5024249fair enough actually
>>5024610Lmao, 4cat!
Two new Jefy vids. This is for the footfags.https://youtu.be/olicNuCfPUEhttps://youtu.be/lhHpZtqlgBc
>>5018576absolute goober
>>5025155miss pee?
>>5025155>>5025163>basedmilk for catit's over for Jefnut
>>5025163I thought that’s what it said at first too, but no, it’s Miss Pet
>>5018575Damn, this is pretty much the only reason I come to this site anymore, once every couple weeks or so I’ll check in to see how Peanut is doing, it’s a pleasure to have watched this little freak grow into a somewhat larger freak.
>>5024019OP has been on this site long enough to know.
>>5025520I’m glad to hear it. It’s why I still poast him.
avocado
How's his ear?
>>5026002It fell off
>>5025993>>5025994still pretty small isn't he ?
>>5026002I guess he’s just a single fold. Not quite normal but definitely not the type that cling to the sides of their head. >>5026006Yeah, I assume this is his final form. He’s smaller than the other two. But it suits his personality. He’s kind of a little brat, but not totally in a bad way. He’s got that bratty little brother energy.
>>5018579>censored feetLame
>>5026009>I guess he’s just a single foldNo, I meant the hair loss and rash.
>>5026100Oh, he’s better now
shit forgot to crop it properly
>>5018578>the capybara was his size
angry jef. I know it’s a shorts link but I can’t be bothered changing it rnhttps://youtube.com/shorts/qc99K1-PJOA?si=WN2V1t9dygxGgfQx
>>5026701https://youtu.be/qc99K1-PJOA
>>5018595Saved. Ty anon for this blessed thread.
>>5026711yw
capybara on a stringhttps://youtube.com/X3yo__Am-M0
>>5027372welp i messed up that linkhttps://youtu.be/X3yo__Am-M0
>>5018579why did they censor their toes.
>>5027373OP you forgot to censor the feet here, what are you playing at? You’re tearing society apart.
>>5027905Too much work to censor videos
>>5018592Behold, a man!
>>5025992Cats can have a little avocado as a treat
>>5028865He ate a little bit, wasn’t super into it though
>>5028884Doesn't really seem particularly enthused. This is a photo taken to meet contractual obligations and nothing more.
>>5018575Jef’s last name is epstein
/jef/ x /a/?
>>5029012I don’t get it. Is this an anime reference?
>>5029051No but this is
>>5028884>censoring the feetuh
>>5024889
>>5029170Happy!
>>5029385>he was made into animeit's over.
>>5029697should I sue the anime company?
>>5026893I sure hope you stroked that tummy real good
I have a very big problem now, anon.I'm in love with Jef(f?)rey and not sure wot to do now
>>5029806It’s a good problem to have
what a champ
>>5030412>this person tried to unlock your phone
>>5029725You need to try>>5030067Happy Peanut
this is why we cant have nice things
>>5030954>box says "for cat">mad at cat for eating boxthis was the expected outcome and you know it.
>>5031074Not mad at him, he’s just being a cat. But really, we are choosing non-destructible furniture in our new house due to the cats. So they are affecting our nice things.
>>5031311Does jef bite? "Non-destructible furniture" is a great idea!Please share what you decided on 2 jef proof your new home when you get a chance!Just got a new kitten who spends half her time destroying the sofa!Congrats on new home!
>>5031509Yeah he bites but not excessively. Usually when he’s excited or trying to tell you to stop touching him. We’ll probably end up throwing a cover over the sofa. My wife wants a blue one, which is a great color for the house but horrible if you got 3 orange cats. The only way to catproof it is to go with wooden furniture
>>5030067Flat cat
>>5022622https://youtu.be/CH-47607d6A?si=0951oiJgjTnA2SNU
>>5031832why he mad all the time now?
>>5032236They took his manhood
>>5032229Do the other cats sleep with you guys or is Jef just a little cuddle slut
i'm glad you saved him. thank you for all the photos
>>5032333They all want to but there’s a pecking order. If Jef is in the room he will start to wrestle with them until they leave. He basically won’t share the bed with the other cats unless there are no people in it. Usually we lock them all out of the room because they make too much trouble.>>5032334yw Anon
>>5032343Lol what a brat
I noticed Jefrey’s ears are way less folded now than they used to be. This was from February. He used to be such a handsome boy.
…and recent ear shape
>>5033460He asked the vet for a quick cosmetic ear tightening when you took him in to get snipped
>>5033528I miss that halfway folded down look, but I hope that this at least means his joints will be less fucked
>>5033460>Balls: KIA>Brat status: In need of correction.>Earectile-dysfunction: Cured.
>>5018575Is that the famous Jefrey Epstein I keep hearing about?
>>5033450kek
>>5033460He almost look normal.
I like this cat I do
>>5034682Me too
>>5034768webm doesnt work for me even on pc
>>5033668yes, this is the real one, the one who got killed in jail was a scapegoat
>>5035644his ears are getting a lot better. Will they ever be fully erect?
>>5035671I guess we’re gonna find out together
>>5035138>me when Im telling the bitch to cook faster
>>5035644>>double sweet duck cheese
>>5035847Don’t think too hard about it
>>5035880>Human, do not do that again
Nothing really new to report, just haven’t been taking him out because of flea season and also busy with the new house. Is anyone still here?
>>5036936why didn't you make a birthday cake for beanus
>>50369431 is that I don’t wanna feed cake to a cat, and 2 is that it’s a lot of work for something he wouldn’t appreciate quite as much as some chicken snacks. 3 is that I’d probably get roasted for doing it anyway
>>5036950you sound like a faggot
>>50369501 don't use actual cake2 nonsense3 whom cares
I'll give him a cake! happy birthday /jef/
>>5018590>don't talk to me or my twink fucktoy ever again
>>5036983cute
>>5018575Wholesome thread anon cheers
>>5036936>Is anyone still here?I lurk daily but rarely post
>>5036983Saved. We did give him some of his favorite snacks like dried chicken and shrimp, just no cake
New Jef. Unlisted because it's not the greatest quality. This is how he is when I wake up in the morning.https://youtu.be/zMPG22Hlj1E
>>5036936Still checking in on Jef!Good luck with new home!Is he going a bit nuts not going outside?Thanks for the new video!Best video so far! Love the purring!
>>5037118He’s always going a bit nuts, but he’s fine
>>5037301hes still young though right? like would you expect him to chill out in a couple of years?never owned a cat so I dont know
>>5037638He probably will in another year or so. He’s already not as nimble or sturdy as the other big orange girl, he’s got kinda a limp noodle body due to him being a fold, like he can’t jump as high or land as easily on his feet. Other than that though he runs around the house like a maniac most mornings, flying up walls like he’s in crouching tiger hidden dragon
>>5036936Been here for ages, always lurking
Here’s a quick video of Jefrey being a dickhttps://youtu.be/Jr1z0-MJKWs
>>5037105That face says it all.
>>5038419what a little bastard. the "you want some more bitch?" look he gives
>>5039419Yeah I’m not sure why he’s got this Napoleon complex/manlet rage but he’s constantly trying to assert dominance. It’s never too violent but he’s kind of a dick sometimes for no reason
Jefrey fetching his ballhttps://youtu.beYLFH4TJssiU
Welp I botched that link as usualhttps://youtu.be/YLFH4TJssiU
>>5039820he has no balls
>>5039829Rude
>>5041340https://youtu.be/3o0XbJvjwCo
>>5041439lmao
The way he contorts himself
Did it take a long time to teach him to fetch?Any tips?Thanks
>>5042641He learned it by himself. I’ve had other cats who fetched. But it all depends on his mood. No training at all actually.
Jefrey being a dickhttps://youtu.be/YuKav7Vg-GE
>>5043502>heard you talking shit, BITCH
>>5043502>that one last hit
>>5043502>I DEMAND satisfaction, you cur
>>5018604
>>5042619*bonk*
>>5043502>the Jefrey cries out in pain as he strikes
Gonna be out of town for a week. I’ll post whatever the wife sends me though.
Jef
>>5045871
>>5018575Thanks for the thread, I don't visit /an/ much, mostly just the cancer boards that fuck with my mental health. It's nice to be brought back down to reality sometimes and just enjoy the things that make life worth living.
>>5046681OP here. Stop going to /pol/ or /int/ or wherever else the crabs in the bucket flock to. They aren’t representative of real life.
btw I think the image limit has been reached so if that’s the case I’ll make a new thread when I can. Also I’m not home right now, I’m in the deserts of Northern China and it’s pretty awesome. So I don’t have access to Jefrey until Thursday or Friday
how can i get access to jefffrey
>>5046673>jef saying goodbye to another successful thread
>>5044453lol saved
>>5044453Love it!Thanks for the updates!
>>5046686Take pics of the desert, that sounds pretty cool.
>>5046929I’ll share some in the next thread I make. Right now I just don’t have enough new Jef pics to justify starting a new one
Jefrey licking lemon https://youtu.be/ilINF_T87SY
>>5047121 Hey, just a heads-up: I remembered that lemon and cats don’t mix, and I double-checked just to be sure. Even licking can be risky long-term because of the citrus oils. I know Jefrey seems to like it, but it might be one of those things that’s better avoided. Even if he acts fine for now, citrus is quite toxic to cats. Just wanted to mention it in case you hadn’t heard that before. We want to see live and lively Jef, not sick or dead Jef. plz2no lemon kthxbai
Feed him more lemon
>>5047125I told my wife not to do it again. She sent me that video, it wasn’t me
Beat your wife
the wife has had it with jeff
btw Jef is fine, he didn’t have any adverse reactions, I checked up with my wife about it. He only licked the lemon a couple times
>>5047150: )Glad to hear it. Sorry if I sounded scold-y.
>>5047187Nah you’re good. I don’t want him to get sick either
I do
>>5047627Brown hands typed this post
peanut loves poison
