But you don't hear as much about the DOGfish.
yea that's cause they suck
Pescecane (literally dogfish) is just Italian for shark.
>>5026397They taste delicious and tender, you just have to soak them in buttermilk like you would rabbit. Make sure those venomous spines don't get you when it's flopping around.
>>5026391Yeah yeah catfish, dogfishhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQgWatch out for that Piranha!There comes the Narwhal!
>>5026484>death to America>and butter sauce
>>5026391They both pale in comparison to the RATfish
>>5026824*ahem* elephantfish?
>>5026843That's nothing compared to the dolphinfish
>>5026391Awooooooooo! It's the wolffish.
>>5026843What could it even do?
>>5026859These taste great
>>5027283You know what doesn't taste so great? The porcupinefish.
>>5026859That's got nothing on the WHALEfish.
>>5026391Don't mind me. I'm just a humble squirrelfish.
>>5027314Oops. Forgot the squirrelfish.
>>5026391SQUAWK! I'm a parrotfish!
>>5026391I was expecting more from the zebrafish
For me, it's the lionfish.
>>5027378Lionfish gets mauled by the TIGERfish
Consider the humble stonefish
>>5026391Creepy eyes
>>5027383A stone is not an animal, therefore not qualified for this thread. Here is a lizardfish.
Leopardfish coming through, don't mind me.
>>5027680That's technically a leopard shark. Pictured is a proper leopard fish. We'll accept both though.
>>5027686>>5027680Oops. Here's the leopard fish.
>>5027686>>5027687Good point, my bad, very nice fishe as well!
>>5026391Hissss... I'm the viperfish
>>5026391Not sure why I'm called the rabbitfish
>>5026391Don't mind my big teeth. I'm just a goatfish.
>>5026391NEIGH! I'm A horsefish.
>>5026391Oink oink. I'm a hogfish.
>>5026391I don't know the sound a Pinnaplefish makes
>>5026391Beware the scorpionfish!
>>5026391Ribbit. I'm a frogfish.
>>5027933Croak. Make way for the toadfish.
>>5026391Keeeeee. I'm a hawkfish.
half of these animal named fishes don't even make sense
>>5027942Here's one that makes sense: the unicornfish.
>>5026391Bzzz, I'm the mosquitofish. I may not look like a mosquito, but I sure like eating them.
Moooo!
>>5026391They call me the assfish... You know, like a donkey... Because I'm not smart...
The aptly named zebrafish.
>>5026391Loved catching these mfs in Barnegat Bay as a kid. Always let them go, just cool to see and hold for a bit.
>>5026391Toucanfish
>>5026391Shrimpfish
>>5026391A chameleonfish
>>5026391COCK A DOODLE DOO! It's the one and only roosterfish!
>>5026391I'm a snailfish, though I should probably be called a slugfish.
>>5026391Alligatorfish, not to be confused with the much cooler alligator gar.
>>5026391Just a harmless waspfish...
>>5028109not to be confused with the crocodilefish
>>5027319>That nigga is nuts!
>>5026391The butterflyfish.
>>5026391Surprised no one has mentioned the batfish.
>>5026391Watch your pockets, here comes the Jewfish
>>5028405Why's it called a jewfish?
good thread
For me it's dragonfish
>>5028405>>5028501>The Atlantic goliath grouper was historically referred to as the "jewfish", and there are several theories as to the name's origin. >A 1996 review of the term's history from its first recorded usage in 1697 concluded that the species' physical characteristics were frequently connected to "mainstay caricatures of anti-Semitic beliefs", whereas the interpretation that the fish was regarded as kosher food had little support. >Alternate explanations include derivation from the Italian word "giupesce", which means "bottom fish", or mispronunciation of the name "jawfish".
>>5026391Salamanderfish...
>>5026391The wily foxfish
>>5026391The fearsome buffalofish...
Engarde! It's the swordfish!
>>5029937Oh look, I spotted a clownfish!
>>5027278More like ugly retard fish
>>5030009They're monogamous fish!
>>5027278I think they're cute
>>5027278I look like this and I say this every day
>>5026391Hoot! Hoot! I'm the owlfish.
>>5026391Honk honk! I'm the goosefish.
>>5026391The itzy bitzy spiderfish
>>5026391Penguinfish
>>5026391None of these are real fish
>>5026824Cheeky looking cunt.
>>5033199Chimaeras are really cool looking. Shame most of them went extinct.
>>5026859this looks nothing like a dolphin
>>5027680i like his grooves
>>5028396looks like my old elementary school teacher
>>5033237>>5026824My favorite chimaera is the COCKfish
>>5035238Forgot to include the cockfish...
>>5026391A curious wormfish
>>5026391Dogfish website.
>>5036024kek
>>5028116This one actually resembles a crocodile
>>5031423Cute
>>5031336Jolly fish
>>5026391Ponyfish
>>5028501I always heard because it has a reputation for stealing catches
>>5026391Why are fish so cool looking compared to mammals?
>>5026391Not docile enough.
>>5026859most beautiful color in the natural world
>>5026391Tamandua fish
>>5026391For some reason can't find a real photo of the goanna fish (Halosaurus pectoralis)
>>5026391A tapirfish (Polyacanthonotus rissoanus)
>>5026391The tadpolefish.
>>5028405I see your Jewfish and raise you the Chinamanfish
>>5038653Another tadpolefish
>>5026391I'm a turkeyfish. Gobblegobble.
>>5028392Only reason I ever remember this one is Feeding Frenzy.
>>5040661Really? They're popular aquarium fish
>>5026391Not even fungi are safe from the toadstool groper
>>5030009Rude
>>5027278cool face and wojak had a butt baby-fish
>>5028396troonjak fish
>>5041887Be nice to the fish
>>5026843These are the smartest fish. They have a secret society and communicate with telepathy.
>>5043712Based
>>5028108New snailfish species discovered
The squirrelfish is NUTS
>>5031336it looks like a shag carpet grew eyes and a mouth
The manfish
i dont think fish scientists have ever seen any land animals