SMASHED and SLAMMED abominations beyond human comprehension
>height and length virtually the sameHas science gone too far?
>>5026868Until width exceeds length we have not gone far enough
>>5026868I'm afraid science has long since been left behind by skeem skolarz. It's more of a modern-day continuation of Daoist Alchemy.
>>5026807Honestly, compared to other abominations from these threads, this lineup looks... normal?
>>5026904I guess the more grotesque specimens (read: limited time only) died out and now you're left with the more stable models.
>>5026807>everything proportional
FAVELAMAXXED
>>5026932Again, this is kinda weakIt looks like it can walk
>>5026904that's why they the clean exotics
When will the skeem go beyond a pyramid and become a tesseract?
>>5026807>filenamekek
>>5027233Glad it made ya laugh, like how we laugh at these horrific muties
>>5026807Stan Lee seems like a good pick
>>5027160Someone post the genetic meshnet
>>5027499It needs to go beyond a meshnet, it needs to become a tangled maze with many halls that branch off into ouroboros's and loops before leading back into the maze, it must become like a pathway or hallway in a dream.
Why? Why would anyone come up with the idea to breed these? They have so many health issues, die early, can barely walk, can't fight, they can't do anything but sit around and suffer. What kind of sadistic cunt gets off on making another creature exist like this by choice?
>>5027633Its a pyramid skeem
I hope BIGHOSSanon returns one day to give us more pictures of BIG HOSS, maybe even a video, a wonderful specimen BIG HOSS is
>>5027897Wait, you're telling me a poster here actually owns one of those things?
>>5028131Nah, it was either his brother or cousin who owns BIG HOSS, sometimes HOSSanon pet sits BIG HOSS
>>5027897I own a "normal" bully and I think he's too "bone slammed" even though he actually has "perfect" structure, it's pretty shocking to see that his great grandfather (a 32" bandog) is in many of the Toad lines and they got a dog like that to mutate to amphibian in 3 or 4 breeding generations
when they start breeding hairless toads we're putting them in a paraphyletic group with reptiles.
i wonder who pays thousands of dollars to have one of those walking tumors. other than being supremely ugly and painfully sad to watch, they're probably worth even more thousands of dollars worth of vet checks because i'm pretty sure those things can die of suffocation in their sleep.
>>5028521just go to a show, the people are just as dysgenic as their dogs.
>>5028389Post your bully, I NEED to see how SLAMMED he is... how SMASHED his genes are....
>>5029218I'm still waiting
>>5026868Science hasn't gone too not far enough
>>5027233there was a character selection meme someone made here but I think I never saved it.
I saw a SLAMMED dog at the emergency vet the other day.
>>5031060Tell me more about this SLAMMED dog...
>>5031060are you a vet tech? if yes what was the case and what happenedt. fellow tech
>>5030802
anyone have that webm of the tour of the toad cages with the leather couch and playstation setup
>>5031126>I wanna take you for a ride!
>>5031168Toadline cage rooms are horrifying
>>5031126LMAO
Is this the Toadline's final expected form?
>>5031168
cannot comprehend the mindset of these breederswhere can i read interviews or accounts from them
>>5031589>"I want a perpetual soundscape of Randy Savage cutting a promo, but with NONE of the showmanship!"
>>5032011https://youtu.be/zA0CjM693yo
>>5032011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANKdZvixsjU&list=RDANKdZvixsjU (this one is ancient bully history, the bullies are cringe and their legs are still under them)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twa8-1Bycz8Yeah, so Crown's Pedigree is fraudulent. So this means that Doughboy is actually 0x Pimpy, 1x Bape.But is like 3x ET, and 2x Rascal.
>>5032011Instagram.
>>5032919devastating news to the bully community
>>5032919this is fucking shocking news, we'll have to redo the entire Doughboy genealogy.
>>5031589Nice, they even torture them with ear piercing rap music like in guantanamo with al quaeda. As if they weren't already fucked beyond salvation.
>>5032919Feast your eyes on Crown's true pedigree. Crown's creator, a Korean named Hwangbo Kang. This KANG was exposed by his own kennel KGB, saying that he edited pictures of Crown to hide a chest marking that would have exposed him. They revealed the secret after The Kang scammed them 4 times.Do you forgive him bullybros?https://www.instagram.com/p/C1OQDDUhIho/https://www.instagram.com/hwangbokang_nbc
>>5027633Brown people and white trash
Was getting home from taking my dog to the beach the other day and I let him out of the truck with no leash in my driveway. He runs off and I'm like shit and then some fat bitch with a toad looking pitbull on a leash was freaking out coz my dog had run up and was sniffing her dog. She called the thing 'mama' and kept saying 'she's not friendly!' well wtf is Mama gonna do she looks like she can barely breath.
>>5031589That's actually really sad
>>5033177Yes it's called civilizational collapse. Completely absurd behavior that is treated as normal. Like e621 using "LGBT education (for kids)" as a reason to not have a porn ID law in Arizona.
>>5034277Porn ID laws are civilizational collapse>we need to track your online activity and link it to your real identity>think of the children>no we will not shut down professional porn studios that literally pay people to have sex with strangers despite prostitution being illegal that would be unamerican>hmmm perhaps it's time for hate speech laws to cover unfair criticisms of israel such as false accusations of genocide
>>5032919it's over....
>>5026868>>5026877I demand fully stackable dogs. They must function like furry, miserable, inbred Legos.
>>5034277>Like e621 using "LGBT education (for kids)" as a reasonPlease provide a source, I couldn't find anything.
>>5036402If you clicked a couple links on their site, it sent you to a "email your representative" page with an autofill letter. It had "LGBT education" as a reason. I can post a screenshot later.
>>5026807in the next decade or so, these guys will be amorphous slugs crawling on the ground.
>>5036940Slugs can actually move. That would be a mercy. I say they breed them so their bodies are SLAMMED lower than their SMASHED kneecaps.
>>5037108Dying from an infection due to chaffing in the chest area is actually a leading cause of death for the really extremely SMASHED and SLAMMED dogs.
>>5031820What the fuck is that thing
>>5032919DAMN IT I INVESTED IN DOUGHBOY BLOOD AND NOW ITS FUCKED
>>5031820Holy shit this is one SLAMMED toadie
>>5037672I HAVE AN ENTIRE FREEZER FULL OF SEMEN THAT'S WORTHLESS NOWTHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO FUND MY RETIREMENT, I SOLD SIX BITCOINS FOR THIS
>>5037734It's over man... it's joever... the evil spirits of the late bogandoffs have cursed the skeem...
>>5031589How bad do you think it smells in there?
>>5032919it's doughver...
>>5037970I love this image, are there more of these?
>>5038713He looks like he's being hung like one those trannyjaks kek
>>5039459rest in power bro
>>5036373Woah just like muh heckin all tomorrows
What would happen if you bred a toadie with these specimens?
>>5032919NO NO NO NO NOOOO
>>5039684Kill me human!!Please kill me...Kill me now human!!
>>5036373This idea fucks
Why is this a general? It's the same handful of images/memes every single time. And no one here has the intelligence/empathy to potentially start organizing efforts to get stuff like this regulated/banned
>>5041003worst part is that new content is within reach on insta but nobody wants to actually haul it over here
>>5039683I never knew these things existed what the fuck is this.
>>5041003>>5042450The image I chose for the OP is actually a new image, also this general is a mixture of schadenfreude, memes, and freakshow entrainment. Also the ghetto people who make these abominations are also hilarious along with their weird adverts.
>>5041003Part of the skeem
>>5042477Short spine syndrome, their vertebrae fused together causing the short spine
>>5036940Forget about crawling, soon they will be immobile pancakes.
>>5032919Fuck
>>5044014PANCAKELINE LOCK IN FOR 5 BINTAR RIGHT NOW SMASHED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR LITERALLY FLAT AS A PANCAKE HAS THE SKEEM GONE TOO FAR?
>>5042450maybe none of the anons here have instas
>>5026932that thing is deformed, why is the mulatto holding it up as if it is something to be proud of?
>>5031589unironically evilthe person doing this needs to be shot. the only saving grace is that these dogs are probably too retarded to know what's going on.
>>5032498those ones just look like regular nigger pitbulls
>>5032919imagine being one of the absolute reprobates who cares enough about this 'breed' to care about this shit holy fuck i wish it was illegal for browns to own animals
>>5031589It looks like some kind of room you'd see in a super villain's headquarters' in a cartoon.
Kafkaesque
>>5046139jesus fuck. what's up with it's front paws, are they just stumps?
>>5031589>clearly enough room on top for a third bank of SLAMcagesIt's a subtle threat.
>>5046354We don't need trivial things such as functional limbs where we're SMASHING, gweilo.
>>5039684Jesus Christ...legs aren't supposed to bend like that
All dog owners are evil.
>>5047047They do this to cats, pigeons, and goats too. Animal breeders are a very weird and often delusional class of people. It’s not the species, its that their job is caging a bunch of animals in not enough space and forcibly pairing or artificially inseminating them (manmade horror beyond comprehension - our ancestors would be deeply disturbed). Some small breeders are sane and are basically pet owners whose pets occasionally have kids. But the ones who can actually live off it are almost always crazy.
>>5046139Holy shit, the pups are now becoming deformed from the get go, in the past they used to look normal before growing into their disabled SMASHED and SLAMMED bodies, now there's no growing period and instead INSTANTANEOUS SLAMMING
>>5039684When you try to find the original video and end up going down the rabbit hole of skeem funded multimedia for the whole family instead
>>5042450I don't have instagram, I depend on my internet frens to share fresh toadlines with me.
>>5047061Holy shit, imagine a story time or /v/ thread of one of these things
>>5047059>in the past they used to look normal
The smashling documentary intrigued me the most and led me to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFTEg2ZTmZmJrVAI8Eg26Dw where it's at.I've been a slamhead since the initial discovery and not once have I ever seen this posted anywhere. Maybe I just conveniently missed it every time it was. Some of the videos are at a hundred thousand views so probably. Does /an/ have the cojones to attend a bully beach bash and marinate in ethnic excellence?>>5047137https://imginn.com/
>>5047591I'm talking about the newborns, these clearly aren't newborns and are growing into their deformities as I stated earlier
>>5039684*Fusion of Brundlefly and Telepod complete. The kind of people who do this shit are spooky as Hell, and deserve time in jail for their crimes.
>>5031126This pic is one of the greatest things ever made.
>>5047059Soon even the embryos will be SMASHED and SLAMMED.
>>5048450
>>5048451This is by far the most distressing of the SMASHED records. It looks like some fleshy idol of Shub-Niggurath. Lovecraftian nexus of SMASHED and SLAMMED ELDRITCH SKEEMS.
>>5048456Smashed and slammed pitbull shambler mod for quake when?
is there a site where i can check if a bully is still alive or already deceased?
>>5049361whats the point? Their lives are very short
>>5049373id still like to know about some of the OGs, like Bape, Mr Miagi and Giagi etc.they used to live longer than the new hyperbreeds
