ITT: Animal kingdom humiliation rituals
>>5027859>Literally just a sausage of blubber, meat and lard.
>>5027859Jaime pull up the video of the seal raping a penguin while its friends watch
>>5027870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XChF76VnDBs
>>5027859That fatass seal is completely at their mercy, why the hell aren't those penguins gouging it's eyes out? Are they retarded?
>>5027859Don't they rape penguins every now and then
>>5027892Yes See here>>5027874
>>5027859>>5027868
>>5027859>>5027868>>5027915
>>5027915>>5027916kek
>>5027859>>5027874Little did those penguins know...
>>5027859The penguins are simply irrelevant for the seal>bird sits on a big mammal/reptile which doesn't care at allvery common pattern
>>5027916tfw you realize that's a bunch of ground up animals turned into a caricature that could be described as a cruel alchemical joke with the title "transmutation"
>>5027874The penguin didn’t say no, it was consensual
>>5028668giwtwm
>>5028583when I was a kid my favorite chicken nuggets were the ones shaped like a footwe should turn more animals into paste and then shape the paste back into animals
>>5027916I could really go for a muffaletta right now.
>>5027915>>5027916I don't get it
>>5027915>>5027916>>5028583>imagine how many piglets were minced alive to make thisIt's like an edible Treblinka
>>5027874love is love chud
>>5027868And yet you'd rub away like a bitch if one came in your direction
>>5030520what's it gonna do? flop towards me? I'd give it a good kick in the face and gouge it's eyes out with a stick.
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>>5031500the most vague meaningless shit ever.Academics really do have to pump out shit to continue receiving their government welfare checks aye?
>>5030563eats cactus but cant handle a little sour boy
>>5031500>Our mammals are speci-ACK
>>5031597>crocodile trying to get uppity
TAKE A BATH, STINKY!
>>5031602Fucking no chill
>>5027859
>>5031500Being pregnant in nature seems like a big problem when you can't run properly and any predator will target you or you can't hunt. Laying eggs is superior yeah they get eaten try again next time, at least you won't die cause of them.
>>5031496>Saved
>>5031500Well technically birds are reptiles so reptiles are the winners
>>5028727Or just the shape of what they should be, like the McRib
>>5031602Is living in the jungle so boring that you would put your life on the line for some entertainment?
>>5032085its also about turf. gibbons are territorial and will actually fuck with everything they can sorta fuck with if trespassing. i highly doubt it would try the same shit with a grown tiger.
>>5030561fuckin fritz
>>5031538cheeky little shit lmao
>>5033855he killed billions
>>5027874Lol
>>5031602KEK, that tail tug
>>5031633
>>5036489WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT,WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT BOOOOM!
>>5031500Lmao, no. Dinosaurs stomped everything else so hard, they only fell to litteral cosmic factor.Be humble, do better.
>>5036737>DinosaursAvians are not involved in this contest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSvJeITTs_I
>>5027874Broke that buck right in front of his family.
>>5036945Lmao
>>5036737I could beat him one handed, no problem
>>5036806>Conceding that fastLol. Lmao.Mammals should fear the strong.
>>5036806>>5037508Reptiles win again
>>5031601Based
>>5027859Gharials are so silly.
>>5039149lizards together strong
>>5039149wow those turtles are a bunch of pricks.
>>5031633catsisters, our response?
>>5039159Turtle didn't do anything!
>>5027874IN THE END.......
>>5036737YOU JUST KNOW
>>5031500Reptiles are so good, they don't need to evolve.
>>5031500There's more species of lizards than mammals so...
>>5027859Why is it so fat?
>>5030520oh yeah I'd rub away like a whore if a huge sausage came at me
>>5031500Did a mamal write this article?
>>5031992false
>>5030566
>>5036737Dinos rule the Earth for 165 million years but never create a lineage that's smarter than a dog. Even the much hyped raptors and Troodon are not even as smart as birds. They got size and fangs.While Mammals created the undisputed smartest and most successful species - humans within 60 million yearsThe biological configuration of Mammals are clearly more suited to creating intelligent animals
>>5045188It's called survival of fittest, not survival of the smartest. Humanity is an exception because we actually gained enough intelligence that is worth a damn for survival and not being stuck with piss basic infant level shit like most animals (dogs). Mammals like zebras or lions still get bodied by "unintelligent" reptiles like crocodiles.
>>5028668Average millennial couple.
>>5031992Scaly claws typed this
>>5027874>>5041078IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>5028958Back in the early days of MTL, playing obscure Japanese hentai games would often have Cormorants as a word. Which I'm 95% sure wasn't correct.
>>5028958Maybe the geese don't mind?
