Stands in your way.What do?
You think I won't rape an alligator?
>>5035678Edgelord pussy.
>>5035676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwndBfiun5M
>>5035676turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
>>5035699Just eat it.
>>5035676
oh my gosh! crocodile!
>>5035676I remind him that archosaurs can't pronate their wrists and he starts flopping around like a wind-up toy on its side.
>>5035699>turn 180 degrees and moonwalkyou'd walk directly into it then you fool
>>5035676Turn 360° and kill it.
>>5035676Take a picture and ask /an/ for advice.
>>5035746Wtf?
>>5035749Gators born without tails basically have asscheeks take the place of where it should be. They don't survive in the wild either.
>>5035750Sad for the gator.
>>5035676>Get outta here you gator fucking SHITS!
>>5035746GOTT DAM
>>5035746Built for BBC.
>>5035676Come at me swapmptrash
>>5035676I give it a wide berth and walk around.
>>5035678I think I found you a date:>>5035746
>>5036120I'd be willing to bet money that anon looked at that and thought >Not as hot without the tail
>>5035699>open the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaursimple as
>>5035678Try it. I want to watch it eat you, pajeet.
>>5035676ooh bwa got an envie fo eatin dat cher
>>5035746
KNEEL
>>5036420why the hell do reptiles live so fucking long.
>>5036422mammals>gets a scratch, Dies shortly after>lucky to live past 10 yearsCrocs>missing a leg>all their teeth>disfigure their Jaw>Several deep gunshot wounds from high caliber hunting rifles>lives past 100 in relative comfort
>>5036422I don't often hear about snakes and lizards reaching long life spans. It's usually just species of crocodiles and turtles that reach triple digits.
>>5036422If you look at birds too, they also tend to live 3 - 4x longer than mammals in similar weight/size categories. It's a secret blackpill if you go down this path of thought. Maybe, mammals were never truly meant to inherit the world. A mouse is typically lucky to reach 3 years or older, meanwhile a leopard gecko and hummingbird can both reach the 15 year range.
>>5036442Lifespan is a crutch for the perennially unsuccessfuHuman intelligence declines rapidly after age 50 btw
>>5036430They don't live as long as crocs/turtles do but a lot of lizards can live to twenty or more years in captivity, iguanas being the longest lived with some species going into the 60s. Snakes live can live pretty long as well with many boa and python species living into the 40s.'
>>5035676All you have to do is just find a tree and then walk around it and he'll bonk his snout against it like in that one video
>>5035676>Offer headpats>Friend acquired
>>5037345https://www.youtube.com/watch/9q8ZBsumfZQ
>>5037348Would that count as consent?
>>5035676>What do?Go around
>>5035896>>5035938>>5036120>>5036355Lmao
>>5036422in the case of crocs i think it's because they have very slow metabolisms due to being stealthy ambush predators, but in general being cold-blooded helps with that. same reason why vampires live longer than normal humans.slower metabolism = slower cell division = slower aging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZk6-Bew_hEbaby alligators are so cutei'm a bit jealous of floridans
>>5037350>Alligators bellow to convey size information to surrounding gators for breeding, social, and territorial reasons. They bellow year round but with much more frequency in the breeding seasonConsent? That's an invitation.
>>5039169>same reason why vampires live longer than normal humans.What a strange thing to say
>>5039228It's the subtler, quieter masquerade violations that really trip a young vampire up.
>>5039170Aww, now I want one
>>5035676>What do?run it over in my Toyota Aygo
>>5039169No you have that backwards. Jews have Tay Sachs disease and need to eat blood to survive.
>>5040648Every time I go through florida I see all the signs saying "come hold/pet a baby gator" and I really want to but I cant because work.
>>5035676Give head pats.
They're cute in awesome in my opinion.
>>5041542>JDS out of nowhereGive it a rest incel
>>5035676>Don't make me grab my shovel!>Bonk
Run I am extremely afraid of them as a Yankee who only goes down South for salt water fishing
>>5035676Tell him I know his friends tasted sort of like chicken.
>>5042211He said so did yours
>>5035676I'll call up a posse of indians to deal with it
>>5035678Good morning, saar.
>>5035676No problem, this is a relaxing family activity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7NAxfm-M2M
>>5042224Lol, distract it with food in the form of Indians while you make your escape.
>>5039169>slower metabolism = slower cell division = slower agingSlow growth of cancer too. But studies are conflicted 50/50 on whether or not low body temperatures improve or hinder the immune systems ability to kill cancers.
>>5036442?bowhead whales can live to at least 211 years of age.The oldest human in recorded history reached 122 years of age.Jeanne Calment wasn't living in conditions as healthy as Henry the Tuatara's either."She lived on her own from age 88 until shortly before her 110th birthday, when she decided to move to a nursing home.[2] Her move was precipitated by the winter of 1985 which froze the water pipes in her house (she never used heating in the winter) and caused frostbite to her hands."" She married at 21, Her husband introduced her to smoking, offering cigarettes after meals, but she did not smoke outside these post-meal occasions. Calment continued smoking in her elderly years until she was 117">>5036445>Lifespan is a crutch for the perennially unsuccessfuIn my opinion Reptiles and fish live longer simply to increase their reproductive years.Age in those cases has been directly selected for.But in mammals more intelligent species and individuals tend to live longer because the genetics required to live longer are also connected to the genetics for brain maintenance and function.So for mammals longevity has been indirectly selected for.>>5036445>Human intelligence declines rapidly after age 50 btwTrue but I would also argue that 100 year old Japanese and Caucasian people have a high chance of being more intelligent than a 25 year old Sudanese man.There is that much of a gap.https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/may/10/david-goodall-australias-oldest-scientist-ends-his-own-life-at-104"The results were striking: a 15-point IQ advantage translated into a 21% greater chance of survival. For example, a person with an IQ of 115 was 21% more likely to be alive at age 76 than a person with an IQ of 100 (the average for the general population)."https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/research-confirms-a-link-between-intelligence-and-life-expectancy/
