Horse GeneralI'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I CAN HEAR THEM NEIGHING ALL THE TIME AND PULLING MY BRAIN IN MY SLEEP HELPThread that lay down for even a second >>5020957
I've joined the college horse riding club. Been only twice on a horse beforehand and hopefully someone will teach me riding soon.Downloaded a horse scanner app and scanned myself. Apparently I am a percheron.Really excited about my horse future.
>>5038359I wasn't even given the rank of horse.
>>5038359Hmm you look like Cool Spot to me
How based is this?
Caparison, simply because I can.
>>5038402The audience ruins the aura.
>>5038408Noted & here you go.
>>5038408Here's another one.
>>5038408And 3rd time's the charm!
>>5038408Or, in this case 4rd due to me being a tard.
They are coming.
>>5038469Imagine smell
>>5038337Holy shit bros they are doing the posehttps://manebooru.art/images/150015
>>5038522how many mlp boorus are there
>>5038546About tree fitty
>>5038348>>5038349Every time I see a horse in a house all I can think of is how bad it would be if they took a big dump on the carpet
>>5038420I like how the horse is in the battle fury mode too.
>>5038469I wish the done the opening plane scene of the dark knight rises with an all horse cast.
>>5038560There's special training you can do to ask them not to do that.
>>5038479No thanks
>>5038585>Ask them not to do thatI don't think that works
>>5038588Not without the special training.
>>5038589I dont even think theres a special training to stop them from eating for fingers
>>5038591The special training lets you ask them to stop any unwanted behaviour. They never listen but after a six week intensive horse course they will perfectly understand your pleas while they completely ignore them.
>>5038416Super cool pics. TY anon
I like donkeys more
>>5038783hinnys and mules let you have the best of both worlds!
>>5038546Eight.derpibooru.orgtwibooru.orgponerpics.orgponybooru.orgmanebooru.arttantabus.ailyrabooru.orgbooru.foalcon.com
>>5038829>lyrabooruMy cock is on page 1
>>5038836Why tho?
>>5038845I was horny
>>5038846Please, don't.
>>5038851It's going to happen again and again. Has to happen.
I found an old collage from when I rode horses on both hemispheres in the same month.
>>5038369I was going to bike there tomorrow, they've got special ponies?
>>5039060Yes, they're extremely endangered so please, do not any of the ponies.
>>5038829>booru.foalcon.comNo thanks.>>5038859How was it going from hot to cold so quickly?>>5039147Then how are you going to make more, silly?
>>5039252I had to go to Iceland on troll business and rode one of the tiny strong horses then went to Australia the next month and I'm still here on a Yowie stakeout. Thankfully we stopped the complete collapse of the troll population so they'll live for another four hundred years on the island. The horse was nice too. Threw me off because of The Fear.
>>5039261holy shit that's the cutest honse image I've ever seen
>>5039263Horses like their tiny friends.
>>5039264Truly blessed & I HAVE to post the meme, in agreement.
>>5039264Nobody really knows where their tiny friends come from. Sometimes we show up and there is some ectoplasm and a smaller horse.
today i rode a horse for the first time in my lifei was rather bad at it, even with the instructor, i had a hard time controlling the thoroughbredbut i'm going again soon because i liked it. any advice on how to handle and communicate with the horse?
>>5039481Spend some time with the horse beforehand so you don't have any nervous energy. You steer with your feet and it's opposite controls. Heels down and activate hover.
>>5039501Can you train a horse for inverted Y?
>>5039564You have to start from foal but probably
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>>5038348You and your horse gf at a motel?Captcha: MOMMWY
>>5038346Very spooky, gives off The Ring vibes.
Do you guys think these guys would be horse enthusiasts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWqz5FMEY0
>>5039762Reminder that this will be deleted while anti cat threads go untouched
>>5040194>anti-cat threadsLet me guessThey're not actually anti-cat but they said you keep the litterbox in the wrong room and cats aren't unconditionally superior to dogs
What are some government jobs that you get to go round and horse?
>>5040302Go and find a blm job about feral American horses. Blackie used to be one.
>>5040335Let this be a lesson to not eat all of the hay
