Let’s talk about the apes of Africa and Asia.
Can we domesticate them for agricultural use?
>>5038651I find it kind of disturbing how hairless bonobos are in comparison to the other great apes.
>>5038753Their proportions remind me more of Australopithecus than a chimp
>>5038761>>5038651Now this is worth starting a planet of the apes over
>>5038431lol
>>5038753Well look at humans. We're generally less hairy than even they are.
>>5038417
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vaIH5tLmC8U&pp=ygUNZ29sZGVuIGxhbmd1cg%3D%3D
>>5041633That's actually amazing
>>5039123Cute little fella.
>>5038417Ndakasi's Passing (w caretaker Bauma in Virunga National Park, photo by Brent Stirton)That photo makes me tear up, that mountain gorilla was rescued as an orphaned baby, and that man has been her careetaker for many years, basically seeing her like a daughter because she was very intelligent and playful, then she started getting sick, and finally after a long illness, died at age 14. A search for those two and there are photos from happier time before shegotsick.:
>>5044354
I could heem any of the apes ITT
>>5044354>>5044357Female gorilla in viral 2019 selfie dies in arms of ‘lifelong friend’By Joshua Rhett Miller Published Oct. 6, 2021Updated Oct. 6, 2021, 3:28 p.m. EThttps://nypost.com/2021/10/06/viral-gorilla-from-2019-selfie-dies-in-arms-of-lifelong-friend/ An orphaned mountain gorilla in Africa, whose ultra-smooth selfie with a park ranger went viral, died in the arms of her caretaker and “lifelong friend,” officials announced.Ndakasi passed away on Sept. 26 after she “rapidly deteriorated” following a prolonged illness, park officials said in a statement Tuesday.The 14-year-old female primate became a social media sensation in 2019 when she hilariously photobombed park ranger Mathiew Shamavu at Virunga National Park in the Democratic Republic of Congo.The pic shows Ndakasi and fellow orphaned gorilla Ndeze coolly posing behind Shamavu with cheeky grins on their faces.“It is with heartfelt sadness that Virunga announces the death of beloved orphaned mountain gorilla, Ndakasi, who had been under the care of the park’s Senkwekwe Center for more than a decade,” the park said. “Ndakasi took her final breath in the loving arms of her caretaker and lifelong friend, Andre Bauma.”
>>5041633These scientists are just going around emotionally abusing monkeys for no reason.
>>5046131>big balls but tiny cock
>>5044373least they aren't physically abusing them.
>>5046928Peak form
>>5046947Indeed.
Gino from Disney’s Animal Kingdom died today, at the age of 44. He had been there since the park first opened in 1998, and left behind 14 children.
>>5047910Rest in peace bro
>>5048696He doesn't seem very agile
>>5049159He's very agile
>>5049658Woah
>>5041633Only psychopaths could think this is okayYou could literally make a fucking rock a spy camera
>>5044354>That look of utter defeatJesus Christ I'm never having kids in this hell world
>>5046148A body made purely to blast nut with zero fucks givenFuck female's feelings
>>5051148Looks like a living plush
>>5038651where you get this pic of my mammy?
>>5051202Good riddance
I’ve noticed that Bonobos have low sexual dimorphism.
jane goodall dead, she was 91
>>5053706a wonderful person.may she rest in peace.
>>5053706Rest in peace
Behold, the Hainan Gibbon, the rarest primate in the world.
>>5053442is that why they're so gay?
>>5054679I am rarer
>>5038417Look at him being one with his kind
>>5044354i've been staring at this pic for the past 10 minutes just absolutely fucking empty. nothing has really ever instilled the existential and primordial truth that we will all leave this world one day. fuck i need a drink...
>>5038424americans tried that a while ago, didnt go well
>>5038424Yeah sometimes they chain monkeys to trees to have them pick coconuts
>>5041633why the fuck did they kill him bros?
>>5038789The /his pygmy thread is kino
>>5038424they have cotton harvesting machines now
Guys, I’ve been feeling really sick. I don’t think I’m gonna make it.
>>5062153We‘re going to do everything we can to keep you alive, Mr. Evans.
>>5050728Holy shit. Is there more info about this?
>>5050728>average osu player
>>5065317Bubbles is still alive, at the ripe age of 42.
>>5065329I wonder if he remembers and if he reminisces on that time of his life. Or if he'd recognize himself if shown that image with Michael Jackson. I don't doubt either but it's incredible to me just to think about it. Different bodies, same processes.
>>5041633That video is so fake and manipulative.
>>5038424They did and I dont remember what it was but as soon as it was found out they had to stop
>>5066956>>5067064>>5067515halloween is RUINED
>>5067536Nuh uh
>>5047910>left behind 14 children.King shit
>5069294Aww, is the underaged faggot trying to look tough on the internet?
>>5042003oh lawd he comin
>>5069332You're having a bad day and should go do something else for an hour.
>n-no u!
>>5069294>>5069332>>5069485>>5069519>>5069557>edgy 16-year old making himself look like a complete and utter retard as he desperately tries to fit in on 4chanTalk about a humiliation ritual. Maybe ifunny is a better fit for you.
>>5070161Can love(in any form) bloom between the greater and lesser apes?
>>5070185Yes.
>>5062140That smirk
>>5038789Kek
>>5071876Don't drop gorillas there as they are fundamentally different creatures. For one, they are really good parents.
>>5069516Giving him a little too much credit by implying that he's white.
Are Chimps viewed as the more intelligent ape just because they are more like us? I’ve never seen a Chimp drive a vehicle of its own volition like the Orang who can into Golf Buggy.Somehow Orange seem more individually intelligent and capable of teaching themselves, having a more slow lazy approach intelligence like someone who can speak but chooses not to.
imagine needing a facial deformity to be seen as attractiveimagine being a pongo
>>5074142Agreed, masculinity is about size.
>>5053706Good globohomo puppet gone
>>5075292Why are their butts like that?
two real ass niggas and their pet monke
How tall is the tallest reliably measured chimpanzee? google only brings up Gigantopithecus for some reason
>>50793475 foot is what I found, he’s also 236 pounds interestingly, that’s about the same weight as a female gorilla
>>5079636Damn apes are dense creatures
>>5079649I am under the impression that the weight estimates for Gigantopithecus are wildly undersized for this very reason. A 6 foot tall gorilla is about 400 pounds but i have seen weight estimates for Gigantopithecus as low as 500 pounds
>>5044101don't dox jeff bezos
>>5049159In the trees they're very fast. Not so much on land. They're so lanky they have to run with their arms raised or use them like crutches.
>>5038651An ape is fine too...
