cat thread
i'm going to post my best cat pics i found online
Nice dead meme
is this anti cat bot even real?
>>5043034No, and if you believed the schizotard you'd also have to believe an ancient tripfag is behind random shitposts. But the schizophrenic retard is sadly real.Sometimes you can snap him out of it by trying to call back to his old life, if you know what to say, but he's pretty far gone
This is the saddest attempt at a caturday I have ever seen
>>5043046okay, anti cat bot. better a caturday than no caturday.
Ask not "i can has cheezburger?", but "what can i do to get a cheeseburger?"
>>5043046>>5043055Stop demoralising cats
Silly OP, every day is Caturday. This is, after all, a cat website.
>>5043062>2020-2025>still trying to force this memeCats are now millhouse tier
>>5043029Hell I expected more than two posts. Guess that's a good barometer for how bad the anti-cat spambot has gotten.
>>5043026Cats need a day because dog day is everyday.
>>5043090It's time for your medication
>>5043098The dogtor is in!
>>5043066Cat threads were a thing on /b/ before you were even born. Now go ahead and reply with "d-dog website" because it's the only retort you have left
>>5043106>There were cat threads on /b/ once!Not him but I was there. That doesn't mean this is your special cat simp club, schizo.>Every day with the schizo>"cats are not better than dogs">the schizo: THIS IS CAT HATE! JEWISH BOTS!
>>5043106Remember to always report the ant-cat spambot. Let's clean this fucking board up already.
>>5043109>lets go boys! lets do this!you sound indian desu
>>5043107Cats are a reddit thing now.
>>5043114Posting a cat image doesn't mask your presence.
>>5043116honestly yeah. cat pictures just aren't funny anymore. normies overused them.
>>5043106Go back to /b/ with this lowest common denominator drivel
>>5043121I still think they're still hilarious but I'm also not an easily manipulated zogbot like you that is overly concerned with what other people think.
>>5043150>controlled by a microscopic brain parasite>not easily manipulatedthere can only be one
>>5043150You're just a schizophrenic /pol/tard insteadCat memes peaked.
>>5043150That got em pissed off lol.
>>5043157>echolalia
>>5043121Trvke
If Eglin Air Force Base got blocked from /an/ would the anti-catbot vanish?
>>5043170>copelaliaKekelalia>>5043171This
>>5043066Huh? What meme? Why are you seething in a Caturday thread on the cat website, anyway?
>>5043180More of this tired spam? Go take your meds
>>5043158>>5043155>bot kvetches when it's called outLel
>>5043187It's everyday too.
>>5043190And guess what he’s mad atOutdoor cats being a bad idea/an/ not hating dogsBugguy never posting nudes
>>5043187>can't answer the question>projects to a boogeymanSomeone needs their meds here, that's for sure...
>>5043180but sir this isnt redditmake a ragecomics thread while you’re at it
>>5043193>but sir this isnt redditRight, hence why we're having a Caturday thread on the cat website. What's the problem? Why can't you answer the question?
>>5043197>weBut it’s just you>cat websiteBut this isn’t redditPeople who dredge up dead memes are boring. What’s next, candlej
>>5043198Candlejack posts stopped being f
>>5043191I thought it was obvious that TNR was an abusive practice.
>>5043198>still didn't answer the question>delusions of persecution>denial of historical fact>genuinely upset by 4chan culture, a site he clearly hatesWeird newfag behavior. Posts some cats or find another thread, dude, I'm not giving you another (You) if you can't answer simple questions.
Imma post birds instead
>>5043217>newfag filenamehow sad
waiter, this KFC is a bit undercooked
>>5043218>newfag can't recognize 4chanX filenamesWell at least we know for a fact the xir trolling the thread is a tourist, now....
>>5043220>he thinks 4chanX invented the unix timestampI remember when 4chanX was just a crappy alternative script that didn't even have a waifu sidebar
>>5043224>non sequitur to try and distract from outing himselfWell, I'm glad you're enjoying your time on our site, anyway.
>>5043220AND further confirming they're a zoophile, but we already knew this with high confidence
What bird will I post next? You'll never guess
>>5043228Yeah the secretary bird guy seems a little freaky, dunno what that's all about. I think we should just have a chill caturday.
Where the fuck is the sticky for Maru.
>>5043237literally who?
>>5043237Oh hell no, don't tell me Maru's gone. I thought that guy would outlive me.
/thread
ok one more
>>5043252this lacks the pizazz and jazz of real lolcats. it's a sad imitation found on google images.
>>5043253You're not wrong, I didn't have any Maru images saved. But I love that little box hiding nigga, and it looks like he really did pass, so it's a small memorial for an iconic azn animal.
>>5043259no cats were harmed in the making of this image
>>5043259I feel like you've got a personal enemy here you're trying to troll and I'm getting caught in the crossfire. Maybe he's a real shitheel and deserves it, I don't know. I just wanted to participate in a Caturday thread.
>>5043262this is a bad faith caturday. you shouldn't touch it. it was made by a schizophrenic regular who still thinks bugguy posts and is perpetually angry that /an/ doesn't like outdoor cats.
>>5043265>its a poopdickschizo momentAw man.
>>5043267Poopdick schizo is real. He's been making shit threads all day. And he actually does suffer from poopdick.
>>5043265This but also this >>5043267 and this >>5043268
/an/ is a bird boarddogs can hang out as long as they don't eat all the eggs
>>5043275Dangerously based.
Maru-chan noodles
And with one final image caturday is over where I am (though every day is, of course caturday). Sayonara, Maru-chan.I hope the next thread can be more peaceful. Or this one if it's still around a week from now. /an/ is a slow board. I'm sorry if people thought I was poopdickschizo, I was just replying to a thread archetype I enjoy.
good morning from tel avivi like cats but this meme has been dead for ages. dear g*d its sad when oldfags and wannabe oldfags try to pretend old memes are relevant. that has never been what 4chan was about. >gaiz… girugamesh -Fred, 40yo>omg yeah nigger. the rei. fuck scientology. -Taylor, 30yo>loli haet pizza amirite bros? -Dan, 51yo, ex-usmc>smiledog!!1! we’re fucked! its a lion get in the car! -Samuel, 35yo>LOLCATS! -John, 46yo
>>5043237A thread but no sticky. >>5042668
>>5043029cope dogi
>>5043106TRVKE. Cat website enjoyers keep on winning.
>>5043291This fact bomb will be conveniently ignored.
>>5043279Cats find the most uncomfortable looking places to enjoy sometimes
>>5045025Samefagging your own post still won't give it any credibility
>>5043026Every dog has his day, and there are more than 365 dogs, so, sorry. Calendar’s booked. Furthermore next month is dogtober
>>5043313>you will never be a german shepherd with a loving catwife
>>5043026
>>5043291Oldfags be like>HERE IS MY FAVORITE OLD /B/ MEME… SOME KIND OF LOLI BREAKFAST MACHINE. I HOPE YOU GUYS THINK ITS AS FUNNY AS I DID. -DONALD>HEY NICE MEME YOU MIND IF I SAVE THIS? -JOE
>>5043106>I-it was popular on /b/ onceYou know the cat threads on /b/ were a front for a CP ring rightIt was codeCat PostingCat Posting ground to a halt when the FBI took over /b/ moderation
>>5045062>More anti cat schizo retardationBoooring
>>5045062sad truth. same for sinks. /b/ was mostly pedophiles.
>>5045062>>5045066>Samefagging againAnti cat schizo can't stop losing
>>5045073There is no "anti cat schizo". Cats are just a dead and boring meme that some retard keeps trying to re-force.
>>5045066>was
>>5045045>any post that disagrees with me is the one and only anti cat schizoPowerful cope.
>>5045077>>5045113You're still samefagging no one except you thinks you're clever about it
>>5045115See>>5045113
>>5045115Ignore his schizo spergouts and post more cats.
>>5043026The cat thread is oder dere>>5044981
>>5045120>Goes for it again at the endKek
commencing new caturday
>>5045134Zoboomafoo ass cat
>>5045903
>>5045903Cats truly are eternal
>>5047847and so is this thread with all two posters keeping it alive. half the pics are birds and dogs. lol.
>>5047865>Seething about cats, the 4chan animalMaybe you should go back
Posting cat (4chan edition)
>>5043026Dubs name my cat
>>5047896Flush
>>5047896Dog
>>5047896Reddit Hitler
>>5047896How does it feel to own a cat named reddit hitler?
>>5047966>Dogredditor script getIgnore this
>>5048068But dogs are the 4chan animal
>>5048079To newfags and no one else
>>5048115>guys i read on reddit that /b/ used to have a weekly cat thread before i was born SO EVERYONE ON THIS SITE HAS TO PREFER CATS TO DOGS! STOP LIKING DOGS MORE!You have been spouting this BS since exactly 2020/12/06 (before which "cat website" was never said, and after which it was said multiple times a day) and it will never make a lick of sense.
>>5048117>Brings up cat website and reddit out of nowhereTotal schizo meltdown, get help
>>5048117You can literally pinpoint exactly when cat schizo arrived on /an/ lolHe is so fucking stupid i'd believe he's a birdfag falseflag to make /an/ dislike cats
more like smells like shiterday amirite
>>5043026Not anime or manga relatedJanny do your job
>>5048125I'm A RETARD, I read anime and manga
>>5048117>>5048122>SamefaggingMeds now
>>5048126Recommend me an anime where cute cats are a part of it pls
>>5043029Sir something appears to be wrong with your cat.
>>5043210Booo.
>>5048140why are cats like this?
>>5048146Sum Gumby shiet
>>5048146They are in tune with the supernatural
>>5048117holy obsessed, just post some cats itt
>>5048182The anti cat schizo isn't going to post cats, anon. He's a newfag who's been trying to push this anti cat agenda hard for the past few years.
>>5048117>>5048122Truth. Fucking. Nuke.>>5048191Newfaggot.Every accusation is a confession."I have been trying to push my anti-dog agenda since dec 06 2020""I am from reddit""I am a schizo"
>>5048198It sure is weird how this cat shill that occasionally raids /dog/ was never around when bugguy was literally plotting to kill his neighbors cats(probably because it is bugguy)
>>5048198>>5048199Samefagging your own posts won't make them true. Seek therapy, anti cat schizo.
>>5048203nta but it's pretty damning when all of a sudden something goes from never being said to being said every single day by someone who acts exactly like everyone else who said it before, during the same active hours, and the very year it starts up someone goes apeshit repeatedly trying to kill /dog/
It the day again.
>all one guythe state of redditors trying to bring back dead memesdo millhouse next
>>all one guyWrong.Keep seething schizo subhuman
NIGGER
Pallas cats are so cute
>caturday gets flooded>on a fridayit's the spammy catfag europoor. sasuga.
>>5048600Based kot destroying japshit
>>5048600Based cat
>>5048728>on a fridayHave you tried not living in the past, thirdie?
>>5048726That isn't a Pallas tho
>>5043026Best day of the week is here!
>>5048846She's close enough :3
Best day of the week>>5048939SUMMONING THE DARKNESS
>>5048198this is a cats thread. post cats or shut up and leave.
