Are they really that dangerous or are they just a reddit bird.
>>5045704Their two confirmed kills in their entire history of human contact are a twelve year old girl and an elderly man who was asleep when he was attacked.
>>5045704They have the capability to be dangerous but they’re not that aggressive
>>5045704I could heem one any day of the week
>>5045719how would you defend against it's peck attack?
>>5045726by being the apex predator
>>5045726>pulls out shotgun>BLAM BLAMoh no no no no cassoredditbros, we got too cocky!
>>5045726If doing this can stop a T-Rex then it should stop that dumb bird.
>>5045704Cats are Reddit, not cassowaries.
>>5045704They CAN be dangerous, so you should treat them as dangerous, even if they just end up being inquisitive and friendly.
>>5045726Probably double team if it's the early game. Detect or switch into a rock type if later.
>>5045704Did you know the male cassowary has the largest penis in australia, and the female has the second largest?
>>5045845austrialianbros...
Everyone gangsta until the cassowary engages its cloaking device
>>5045847wow that's a really nice blue color
>>5045704I'd be very wary of anything that can disembowel or open up a leg artery with a lucky kick. You don't relax around wild Kangaroos either.
>>5045851are kangaroos the niggers of Australia?
>>5045867No, australians are.
>>5045867Sometimes they are randomly aggressive and attack white people unprovoked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_4xkrbhXRwWill also lure your dogs into water to drown them:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LEQ2h_V1fz0
Most of you guys don't understand that emus are legit scary. They act like assholes to humans, and they're fast, and they're usually in groups. And they're huge fuckers too. Never seen a cassy in real-life, but fuck emus. Kill em.
>>5045735yes acting skittish and fearful around animals always goes well
>>5045734Go back newfaggot
>>5045867>>5045851I like the video of the guy punching the kangooro choking his dog
Cassowaries are literally just like heckin' dinos bro!! Have you seen the calls they make?? It's just like the T-rex from Jurassic Park!!
reddit super effective @ catching sparks?get it, twisted
>>5045922god you're such an obnoxious faggotputting "le heckin" before something doesn't make you have a better argument
>>5046108I alsoe "hate" God.
>>5045902>This is a wild animal that can be dangerous, so you should be careful around it.>ERRMMM DIDN'T YOU KNOW ANIMALS SMELL FEARdumbass
>>5045922KEK'd
>>5046113wtf I think cassowaries are heckin dinosaurs now?
>>5045851>You don't relax around wild Kangaroos either.But they are easy to beat the shit out of
>>5045907Anon’s got a point, reddit is scared of fucking stray cats and will yap about the endless deadly infections that will affect you upon entering a 10 m radius around said cat, all from the comfort and sheltered safety of their basement. A cassowary in their line of sight will cause them death by “anxiety” long before the cassowary even realizes they exist.
