Post and speculate about deer
>>5047261What a nice doe. I'd like to cover her in pepper and then sneeze all over her.
>>5047612Do not pepper the doe thanks
>>5047261I speculate that they want to be our pets SO BAD.
They're everywhere around me and they're the dumbest motherfuckers that ever lived.
>>5047700GIWTWM
>>5047704Take that back right now
>>5047669O_O
>>5047669I can't believe it's been almost a year since the streamWhere did the time go
Deers are whimsical creatures
>>5048823I've had a lot of deer noses bump against me in my life.
I hit and run one last yearI felt like criminal and expected the deer police to show up for a few days
>>5048843How come?
>>5048869I am an animal for work. It's amazing how any job can become stressful but I do stop and smell the doeses sometimes.
>>5048869why doe they wear highheels
>>5049340Appeal to human men
Sad how our deer threads have fallen. It seems the only saving grace is to wait for the winter stream again...
They will evolve and we will marry them.
>>5051032I hate this weird modern trend where depictions (representations of the real) of "female deer" always includes antlers because the generic retards making those representations dont actually care to understand or appreciate deer, so they just input their generic conception of a deer with antlers and assume thats what all deer are like.
>>5051035It's a.i. furry generations so naturally it's a troon buck.
>>5051035here have a more modern a.i. doe deer a.i. generation.
>>5051035It's incredibly hard for AI to comprehend does. It just puts antlers on everything that has "deer" in the proompt.
>>5051040doe shoulders are not that wide, (nor legs that thick) but more accurate atleastall these art seem to forget theyre supposed to be elegant creatures, even the bucks are graceful when not being retarded and locking antlers.
Deer are just really narrow cowsProof: >>5051041
also why do all these art always give deer tiny tails, even fawns have longer tails than the art (not just AI art, even generic retard twitter or tumblr art) tends to depict
>>5051050That depends on the a.i. some is really stupid and hasn't been taught these concepts. you would have to give it the order in the command prompt to remove antlers.
>>5051052But at least the doe is dressed accurately.
>>5051054Don't make the artist and a.i. bots cry anon. kek.
https://youtube.com/shorts/idQ0haSN238deer are losing their instincts...whats going onalso hilarious how short deer are despite how long they look
>>5051059The deer are contracting austism from Tylenol
>>5051064please stop with this disgustibg AI art, its freaking me out, my deer friends dont look like dat
>>5051040Maybe ai isn't so bad...
>>5051086Don't pet the deer to hard now. lol.
>>5051086bambi 3 a.i. gen movie is graphic gay porn. anon wouldn't like it.
>pure deer thread will be ruined by AIdoes this dead board even have mods?
>>5051103improved by AIftfy
>>5051103AI deer are not against the rules. Why don't you go complain about actual issues like dog/car console war shitposts.
>>5051103the admins are paid off to allow AI slop on every board in order to market Dall-E and ChatGPT
>>5051736>the admins are paidlol
>>5047700That deer is very friendlyWe should have publicly funded services for deer such as granting pets to deer, removing ticks from deer, grooming deer fur, equipping deer with bulletproof armor, and providing warm baths for deer
There is a secret laboratory in town that is making a sheep cross with a deer to make a sheerp and I do not know what the end game is. They installed cameras after I found it last time.
>>5051035Female reindeer have antlers but they are an outlier
>>5051865>We should have publicly funded services for deer such as granting pets to deer, removing ticks from deer, grooming deer fur, equipping deer with bulletproof armor, and providing warm baths for deerI would unironically sign up for all of this. The only job id want other than of the intellectual variety, is taking care of deer.If i was rich id dumb all my excess money into protecting deer.
>>5051881The fact that most people still draw female reindeer with white tail tails, and the orange brown fur of white tail is proof that the people drawing deer fanart arent principally female reindeer fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnHke968zAA
>>5051923Sir this is the deer thread
>>5051984They're similar. Like a deer goblin.
https://youtube.com/shorts/eNs92P3qg4wdeer friends are too cute and chill.i need a deer friend so fuarking bad...
>>5047261One girl I had a crush on but never did anything with and one girl I had a one night stand with both said their spirit animal is deer. What does that say about me?
>>5052331Did you blow extremely hard and suddenly into their nostrils?
I find it kinda funny and cute how deer can sometimes look like theyre perpetually smiling
https://youtube.com/shorts/81XQzfol47wI know deer friends dont handle indoor flooring well and its slippery for them, but I didnt expect them to slip on what looks like asphalt
>>5052908Horses slip on concrete and asphalt. Their hooves are made to dig into dirt a little bit for grip.
>>5052935I see, I didnt know. Ive seen deer move somewhat fine on roads before so I didnt think it was slippery for them
https://youtube.com/shorts/Wu7HwN9D5iowhy are Russian deer so cute
>>5052908>>5053239It's very unnatural for them.
>>5053698They love minerals.
>>5051730>ainon thinks we come to the animals board with the goal of seeing fake pictures of animals
>>5054219I didn't say or imply that at all, dummy
Are moose bulls IRL ballchinians?
>>5055160almost all the big "deer" family are ugly and stupid and aggresive as fuck, not like my delicate innocently stupid white tail, roe, mule, muntjac, and i don't know if im forgetting anymore of the cute ones
>>5055250I meant to ask why the fuck does he have a nutsack flopping under his neck?
>>5055326idk man, animals are weird, bodies are weird. I ask myself wtf do women need legs so fucking fat for, that the average womans legs (in america atleast) will be bigger than even a trained athlete that jumps a fuck ton and so much fat in their hips, the excuse of "it makes pushing out babies" easier makes no sense, there are skinny women that do it fine, and besides you only need the pelvis to be wide, you dont need bloated fat on hips, but for their torso and upper body to also be thinner than their legs? Why are their waists so small anyway, if theyre going to be holding and supporting a baby, wouldnt you want strong waists? nobody can give me an answer other than "thats just how it be"
https://youtube.com/shorts/hC2mJWUTrh0another cute fairy short<3
>>5056043Living the dream
Guys, we've almost made it. Not that long until deer tv is coming online again
https://youtube.com/shorts/4dnNB5lyGjMbump to save deer friends thread, deer social rules are so weird
>>5055332If you have a ton of fat around your waist, it constricts the womb. The legs, ass, and tits are the safest places to distribute it without causing harm to the baby in utero.
>>5058302oh... deer...
>>5058302the hell is wrong wit you man, also i bet this is an old pic
>>5058301Probably the best explanation Ive gotten for this, this is interesting, only problem is, fat women (even in the belly) still have babies, but also...nvm, i was going to say something about how shouldnt the skin have room to stretch anyway, but I forgot to consider the weight factor of fat. Which then made me think about muscle, and since muscle is heavier than fat, based on your proposition which im considering valid for the sake of this thought experiment, even ignoring reduced periods it should be even more unlikely for muscular women to have children.Although we still have the question about how fat women have children at all, if theres a stat saying fat women are less likely to have successful pregancies or something, then thatd be enough for your theory to be valid, but I feel like theres waaaay to many fat people in america, and the people that have the most kids (poor black people, i didnt need to add race honestly) are also the most likely to be fat
actually i just did some research and i was wrong, I thought poor people had more children in america but its more complicated than that.first of all hispanic women have the most children, and secondly, youll find a more meaningful difference in rates based on culture and location, so obviously people in south dakota have nearly twice as many children as those in vermont. the fertility rates by income dont say much, because while ironically the richest people (500k income and above) do have the most children, they also represent a very low amount of the population. It seems the fertility "problem" is with the middle class. Poorest people are still slightly above average in fertility rates compared to middle class, but not nearly as high as the richest people
>>5058312>not appreciating natural deer beauty
>>5058320Its weird, theyre innocent animals that mostly just want to eat, sleep and have babies with their OWN species sometimes. Projecting your weird fantasies onto them disrespects their innocence and gentleness
>>5058322you're the only one projecting here bucko
>>5058323dishonest loser
>>5058324there you are projecting again
https://youtube.com/shorts/ejXNBOaiM_YThe fuck was this buck doing???
>>5058339deer look so funny and cute when pooping or peeing, such goofy creatures with their straight permanently confused looking faces, my favourite animal!
>>5051032>tradwifeIs actually a femboy buckChecks out
>>5052381>look like theyre perpetually smiling
>>5058883They look so huggable
>>5058883> c:
>>5047261I have them where I am but how do I become frens with them?
>>5059506They have to feel safe in your backyard, and then you just throw them some snacks like apples and carrots eventually
>>5059506Neigh softly to them at night and feed them berries. Ultimately you have to be pure of heart.
>>5059521do not feed wild deer this is how you spread chronic wasting disease amongst the deer population and kill deer. if you hate deer and want them to die, feed them.
>>5059692what? no way, I thought it was farm enviroments that resulted this, Ive heard nothing about CWD being linked to people randomly feeding deer?
https://youtube.com/shorts/sysYXbbscr0my deer friends are just goated and skilled at everything
>>5059829Kinda catlike, why did the deer do it tho?
>>5059862>why did the deer do it tho?never ask why deer do anything odd, we'll never know. i still dont know why fawns sometimes kick while feeding. sometimes deer just like to jump like crazy i guess
>>5059829Yeah lets just go to space
https://youtu.be/O_p28SteDmIkek look at deer friends trying to eat whole apples, they look so silly
>>5060249They don't quite have the tools to eat whole apples easily, very silly
>>5060303Yes, and despite that, they love apples. Cute dummies!
>>5058312>>5058322>>5058324what's the problem? i don't understand
>>5060451Argument over deer boobs.
Much to consider...
Robotic deer available in 2 weeks
>>5060815Why would I want robotic deer? Theyre not cute and fluffy and dont have the jerky cautious but cyripus movements they have.
https://youtube.com/shorts/1E4BXAsG0IAkek what the hell is this buck doing?
>>5060942
>>5061150they like to "dig" at the ground sometimes, ive noticed it. its unbelievable how much we still dont know about deer, they should be the 3rd most studied animal after like cats and dogs with how much we kill them hunting
https://youtube.com/shorts/jXlxmIg4rOU
>>5061365Incredibly cute
https://youtube.com/shorts/2qlLxS70q6ki love how cute they look when they do dumb shit like this that makes no sense
poor deer thread, i will save you with a bump!
https://youtu.be/V5vmuPZjDtgasmr deer
>>5063827More like neighSMR
>>5063827kek that end of the video is so funny
>>5063971why is he so fat? deer dont get that fat
you wouldn't really fuck a deer right?
>>5064986I respect my deer friends. I dont selfishly project myself onto them, treating them as if they exist just for my own wishes. Thats the equivalent of what hunters do. You dont respect deer if you kill or want to fuck them. If its a purely overpopulation thing (which we caused the problem of in the first place) then thats different, its arguably for their own good as well at that point. But like I said. Thats different
https://youtu.be/qi2b4Dr5-foin prep for the winter live stream some video of deer eating apples and carrots :)
>>5048823let him inhe can be trusted around seeds
what should happen to every deer and deerposterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI552-VwF_k
>>5065523i would shoot you, since youre so supportive of senseless violence happening to innocents.
>>5064986only if a doe was offering
>>5065757they cant and never would offer, youre crazy
>>5065757There was that one place they kept stealing the pee and sweat off those guys.
>>5065523Oh man look at that haha
deer crossinghttps://youtube.com/shorts/CWw7w-xB2k8
>>5047261While test-driving a car, in broad afternoon August daylight, a deer lunged from the edge of a nature preserve right onto the driver's side. It must have killed itself in the process, given the damage to the steel and the sheer oomph of the impact. The salesman, in the front passenger side, wasn't all too happy about all of that, but I wouldn't have bought in any case. Oh well. I used to work with a guy who lived in Ogden Dunes, where deer are relentless pests to gardeners, exclusive as that gated neighborhood is. He lived in a steel and glass house of generally Miesiean design, heavily shaded by oaks, but entirely bereft of gardens, of flowers and fruits. Weird neighborhood.
>>5065885* pretty interesting guy as far as autists go. For some unexplained reason both of his parents were completely absent, in stark contrast to his tales. I suppose I underestimated his talent for paperwork and such.
>>5065777I'm pretty sure that was goats they are definitely more assertive
>>5065958That guy woke up to a deer licking his back for minerals. That was a deer.
>>5065792lewd...
saving the deer thread by actually posting a caring video of deerhttps://youtube.com/shorts/j9nJSypIwTc
>>5067088That deer is feasting on his minerals poor guy doesn't even know
>>5058317Tbf skinny and muscular women get worse stretch marks. And if they are too far on the extreme, it inhibits fertility. That might contribute the primal logic of "extra weight=safely assumed fertility"And ya, most women have wide enough pelvises to deliver regardless of weight. I think people were complaining in the 90's bc culture was selecting for extreme thinness, including narrow hips. Which can cause issues, lead to more c sections/medical pelvis breaking
>>5068129>culture was selecting for extreme thinnessThose were homosexuals and Jews in the fashion industry. Also apparently it's "lost knowledge" that you need to fist women to help pre stretch them for delivery.
https://youtube.com/shorts/6KWdGyKsOG4cute baby
bucks are so weird and random kekhttps://youtube.com/shorts/oRV5yl_NGxU
saving this doe
>>5071994roe deer underappreciated, i love how small their snouts are :)
Deer anons, we've almost made it, stream time isn't that far anymore
>>5072134This looks like a rare case where the deer was trying to get the other to pay attention to surroundings instead of pushing them away from eating
>>5072159True
https://youtube.com/shorts/OcIoIw0iRjQpoor fawn, i want to protect my stupid innocent deer friends
Yesterday a deer was in my driveway just hanging out. Hail lord furfur
https://youtube.com/shorts/AQmI-kkiFZ0based on this do deer seem to like or hate nose boops?
>>5047261Do you grab these from /p/ or are you the guy taking the pics?
They are useless and I wish we could kill and eat more of them.
>>5072287An anon posted it here and I saved it
>>5072412Nice. His pics are cool. Occasionally he will post a few deer pics in the recent photos thread on p if you keep an eye out.
>>5059880A spideer-man
https://youtube.com/shorts/ltwfC8T3qYcjap deer are the only ones you get to consistently see just resting and lying down its cool
>>5059754It is. It’s fucking scrapies and it started with deer held in the same pens as sheep in Ft Carson. Feds are covering that shit up just like they did the Wuhan lab leak and the Plumm Island connection to Lyme.
>>5072786my deer friends never should have been farmed, and should be free anyway, only deer sanctuaries for abandoned fawns are okay
>>5058339Do you mind? She’s trying to have a private moment.
>>5065523>0:19 Holy shit, you an literally see the fear run down her spine
5065523not watching faggot
>>5072414Thanks I'll keep an eye on that
>>5065523I would have taken the bear down with my own hands
>>5073049This. Its unfortunate, as im against harming animals in general lest necessary, but some animals are simply less harmful by nature.I'd even break up inter deer fights too and teach them not to bully their fellow deer over food and learn to share
https://youtube.com/shorts/_dQHT2iPwIYcoexistence with deer
https://youtube.com/shorts/vgAGhLFvwSgbucks are so fucking retarded kek
>shorts
I seen another doe today. In NSW.
>>5074976nice, be respectful to does
https://youtube.com/shorts/yYTZK3HyqRYdeer friend being saved by a caring dude that didnt wanna give up
>>5074998She flopped over a fence and sprinted away. I went to look for her foal but there was none. I don't know what the seasons do to them out here. She was a chital deer.
>>5075112flopped? she didnt jump? did she look injured?>She was a chital deer.Cute but technically invasive depending where you are
>>5075126She whiffed the jump. Australia so definitely not supposed to bee here. I come from red deer land so it's still nice to see a deer now and then in amongst the strange and wonderful creatures here.
>>5075141>She whiffed the jump.poor doe, hope shes okay and didnt get caught in the fence
This thread is full of deer fuckers
>>5075210yes, and?
>>5075154Nah she sprinted off. We looked for her baby. That's my entire job now is animals. Be mareful what ewe wish for. Left the house fifteen minutes before you posted and just getting back now. Not even had a wash.
https://youtube.com/shorts/j5cEKVR_9Zsfriendly deer home invasion, nobody got hurt
spotted this guy or gal when I was out driving earlier today. and a big 'ol herd a couple of km further away
>>5075851part of said herd. didn't get a good pic of the entire herd, there was around 100 of them
>>5065523>fawn used "play dead">it's not very effective
>>5075858shut the fuck up disrespecting the innocent fawn, the evil bear couldnt even wait for the baby to be an adult to go after them, not that it would have been ethical, the fawn has no choice but to stop drop...and wait sad stuff, proof that there is no god in this world, youd have to be retarded to think there is.
>>5075967if fawn aren't meant to be eaten then why are they made of food?
>>5076026Its is not the animal that is made of food. It is the mouth that is made to eat the animal, classic reversed understanding of nature based on a sort of results based biased preconcieved judgement ignorant of evolution. The banana was not made for monkeys and humans. Humans were made in relation and conditioned by the banana.
>>5076042so what you're saying is that bears made deer to be delicious prey?
>>5076042>The banana was not made for monkeys and humansfruits evolved to be delicious only so animals could eat them and later shit seeds around.
>>5076082Fruits are not delicious, try eating wild fruit
>>5076095wild berries are good, at least most of them.
Deer nose.
>>5076454leave my wife's snoot alone
>>5076612There's enough nose to go around.
>>5076454MASHEM
>>5076617that looks like such an uncomfortable position :o hope neck is fine
>>5076617Their tummies are so squishable
Deer have fucking giant electroreceptors on their heads>>5076807>>>/sci/16855130
All of these are electroreceptors>>>/sci/16855130
My last post was suppose to include this pic not just the link
>>5076822Thats okay maybe you can just post it ten or twenty more times
>>5076828
that's a picture of me I'm moose cobson I turned myself into moose
>>5076819>>5076820>>5076822interesting perspective but ill wait for the scientific evidence to believe.
>>5076846That's the right reaction. I don't claim to have proven anything and I am waiting for proof as well. I believe this is a hypothesis on the level of continental drift but it is not yet a true theory. Old Alfred was right about everything but couldn't prove shit. Although it would be pretty easy to prove by removing whiskers from cows or bothering deer with radar guns.
>>5076837How tho? Plz
>>5076853shamanism
>>5076858Canadian type shamanism? Do you chug maple syrup in the woods or something
>>5076863mfw no land acknowledgement
>>5076878Finders keep loser weepers, eh?
What do you guys think about the not deer
>>5076883Mogged by the ought deer.
https://youtu.be/6QRNCZ6hLHI?t=5swhy are they so randomly mean to eachother? even as fawns its astonishing
>>5076819>>5072185True
loving does
>>5077580does before hoes
>>5077580What does loving do?
>>5051879>making a sheep cross with a deer to make a sheerpThat's deep.
Why are they all retarded
>>5078284the deer and the car are made for each other
I love deer so much I wish I could be a deer hybrid
>>5077617creates a happy family
>>5047704>>5078291They are confused by a electrochemical CNC milled automobile with incandescent headlights.
We need to talk about the Roe deer and why they are so great
>>5058335That looks to be the Flehmen response, where the male sniffs female piss then shifts their mouth weirdly to expose special sensing nerves that detect "in heat" hormones. Horses do it and I wouldn't be surprised if deer do, too.
>>5080806my retarded deer weirdos
https://youtu.be/RTdhxTCSr-kbaby fawns journey over a tiny fence
>>5080358Why do you think they're so great?
>>5081464They stare at youTheir butts distract the predatorsThe have antlers capable of actually stabbing
>>5055332Because sapiens haven't evolved enough for the female members to not have extremely painful body strain when they're pregnant or giving birth. Don't forget our bodies had to adapt super quickly to our new erect postures, when we were originally walking on four members. That's why our knees are so inefficient and our spines give us horrible back pain. It's also why women can die while giving birth to babies that are relatively prematured compared to those of most other animals.The entirety of the human body is basically held together by glue, duct tape and the indomitable human spirit. I'm just sad that we probably won't evolve further, unless biological engineering becomes a thingBtw human women aren't the only ones that can die from child birth. Female spotted hyenas are also at risk of bleeding out because they give birth through their huge clitorises, splitting it open for the cub to come outEvolution doesn't care about what's efficient, it mostly cares about what works enough to keep you alive until you reproduce
>evolved to have a butt that reflects light for maximum visibilityfor what purpose?
>>5081685;)
>>5081659>Evolution doesn't care about what's efficient, it mostly cares about what works enough to keep you alive until you reproduceI agree. But you also have to realize the "efficiency" is a made up human concept particularly tuned to our deliberate way of living, even human beings arent inherently efficient, its moreso the developed social systems clashing with other social systems (humans) which resulted in such.Basically, evolution is random and not a mind. And most of the "beings" it produces have no mind either, even many humans, or else beauty wouldnt be so "inherently" valued, for how fundamentally arbitrary, random, it is.Theres also the possibility that whatever physical "defiencies" we naturally have (barely even relevant considering we're rarely pitted against nature, and exist in such a way where our bodies barely need to be used "efficiently" anyway, another reason effiency is a made up concept, its forgotten as soon as its not necessary, and we forget there are an arbitrary range of concepts that can become "naturally" more important than efficiency, like unnecessity
>>5081693>humans have no mind if they value beautyOnly midwits will put their head in a maw, live in feces, and behave with cruelty to prove they are above their instincts. I’m sure you have also made a point to not be afraid of snakes to show you’re not a monkey. There is no greater mind than that which understands that the arts are how we teach each other and practice to control our own minds, and in beauty there is the most structured and useful manifestation of that.
>>5047261Mouse-deer are making a comeback in Singapore:https://news.mongabay.com/2025/12/reforestation-and-wild-pig-decline-spark-surge-in-miniature-deer-in-singapore/
>>5081659>Don't forget our bodies had to adapt super quickly to our new erect postures, when we were originally walking on four members.Our last common ancestor with apes was already capable of bipedalism, like gibbons are. Chimps and gorillas evolved knuckle-walking after their split with our last common ancestor.
>>5081659>female members to not have extremely painful body strain when they're pregnant or giving birthThis is retarded, of course the birthing will be long and tedious if the female gets injected with a bunch of useless drugs and in unnatural position
>>5081753I meant compared to other animals. Yes, i'm aware that women laying on their backs during child birth is thanks to some ancient monarch's fetish becoming normalized, but female sapiens still run a great risk of death during labor with all the blood loss (and the babies can die prematurely too)
>>5081696Yes, but they still relied on climbing trees to survive. Their feet weren't like ours.My point is that some parts of our bodies had to adapt super quickly to the new erect posture AND land hunting style. Our feet became better for full time land walking, but a lot of muscles and tendons, as well as the bone structure, are really fragile and inefficient when compared to those of other long distance running animals.Same thing with wisdom teeth. They were originally meant to chew on hard roots and raw meat, but after we began cooking and foods got softer, our jaws became smaller to allow for brain expansion, but our wisdom teeth are still there, and can cause massive pain because they were designed for larger jaws.If our sapient consciousness hadn't appeared right in the middle of the changing process of these features, they probably would have evolved to be more efficient.
>>5081694Yep, you get it.It's funny how these folks want to prove we're no longer simple animals and therefore should not be afraid of things like snakes, spiders or the dark, without understanding WHY these things are scary for us in the first place.Snakes have venom, same thing with spiders. Other creepy crawlies can spread diseases even if they don't bite. In the dark, you can't see well, so even without any predators, you still risk injuring yourself from a misstep. We don't like the sight and smell of feces and rotting carcasses because they can spread nasty diseases to us, so evolution shaped us to find these things naturally repulsive.Meanwhile, things like bright colors are beautiful to us because our brains associate it with the colors of ripe fruits, that are good and healthy for our bodies (kind of an oversimplification, but you get the idea.)That's why an apple is beautiful and a turd is disgusting. It's human nature, shaped by millions of years of evolution. And naturally, as masters of the world, WE get to decide what's beautiful and what isn't in our planet.
>>5081787> our jaws became smaller to allow for brain expansion, but our wisdom teeth are still there, and can cause massive pain because they were designed for larger jawsThis is false. Your jaw didnt widen enough because your diet is shit and you’re a literal mouth breather.
>Live in New York>Take deer trails in the mornings and always see deer during my jogsFeels good
>>5081841Well at least there's something positive about living there.
Why are deer bros so oppressed?
>>5047700Sad their so cute AND fun to shoot.
>>5081786>female sapiens still run a great risk of death during labor with all the blood loss Citation needed, there would be no reason for blood loss
>>5081897That's fine, i don't expect someone who has never touched a woman to know how childbirth works in humans
>>5081906If human had blood loss during childbirth then we wouldn't exist retard
>>5081908>blood loss automatically means le deadPlease keep replying, everyone needs to see how fucking retarded you are
>>5081910Blood loss caused by hoapitala
>>5081911Every mammal bleeds when giving birth, but humans are of the few that bleed out the most because of the narrow birth canal stretching due to the child's large head, all of which are caused by our erect postures and large brainsI swear, sometimes you guys are just as retarded as christcucks
>>5081879Kill yourself faggot
anybody else notice that deer kinda glow? evidence of their godly nature?
>>5082643Deer god
>>5081913>t. Seething Satanist or jew>inb4 "gnostic or atheist" which are euphemisms for above
>>5082805Go burn jews in a fire like in the Catholic Church's golden days, since you hate them so much, you fucking faggot
>>5082846When are you jumping in the campfire?
>>5082853When a girl makes contact with your 1 inch micro cock, you sweaty five-chinned faggot
>>5081875deer shouldnt be pets. they need to be free to be happyalso picrel my silly looking (in the night) deer friends
IT IS HAPPENING GUYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYdZPXiQMXsWE ARE SO (partially) BACK
>>5083401Yay!
lots and lots of deer here. Walking around after dark, you'll practically be bumping into them
https://www.youtube.com/live/LbcUTGNOMd8>Its begun
>it's already doever
>>5084620how so?
>>5084631It never even buckgan
>>5084635the link is right there man
Random deer sighting
>>5084620>>5084635Werks for me
>>5084772where deer?
>>5084781theyre resting cuz the rain
i love my deer friends. and now i get to watch them live whenever i want
https://youtube.com/shorts/i2aOBCV3nDw
