Is he /our shark/?>lives in ocean equivalent of the basement>smells like pee>takes 150+ years to get laid>blinded by cope
>>5047347Doesn't every shark smell like pee?I got a desiccated shark from an old fisherman and I can assure you it smells like urea>and he is /our shark/
>>5047378Oh yeah, don't they expel urea thru their skin instead of peeing?
>>5047393Makes sense. And the smell is strong enough to after years on end. Still being present on it. The mummified shark still reeks of it.
>>5047393>>5047378>>5047499They piss through their pores after secreting it through their muscles, it is why if you don't prepare them properly they taste like...Piss.
>Greenland sharks have the longest lifespan of any known vertebrate, estimated to be between 250 and 500 years.[4] They are among the largest extant shark species, reaching a maximum confirmed length of 6.4 m (21 ft) long and weighing over 1,000 kg (2,200 lb). They reach sexual maturity around 150 years of age, and their pups are born alive after an estimated gestation period of 8 to 18 years.[5]Wtf?
>>5048344The image of misery and depression, Even the fucking seal is just too lazy to get out of there
>500 years in pure freezing darkness after worms eat my eyesliterally me
>>5047347Is he /our shark/?>Strictly dioecious / heterosexual. No sex-changing hermaphroditism or homosexuality for 4ch trooons to identify with.> However, it has an extremely small brain compared to other shark species. Most 4ch/reddit users are in fact extremely stupid. So that checks out.
>>5048626>incel goes one (1) thread without screeching about trannies challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>5048635>trooon goes one (1) thread without screeching about heterosexuals challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>still talking about tranniesthey are just unbelievable lmao
>>5048666>troooons almost all have dog/wolf furry avatars and never greenland shark avatars.>because they know they'll never reach 35.
>>5048626Someone's mad about jimmy Kimmel lol
>STILL screeching about trannies
>>5048690>>5048678Greenland sharks aren't trans and were never invited to guest star in a Jimmy Kimmel show.The more you know...
>>5048666Trannies are animals.
>>5048404The seal isn't struggling because it knows Greenland sharks are honorable heterosexuals just trying to raise families in the ocean.
