>pittie mauls innocent child>AHHHHH FUCKING KILL IT FUCKING SKIN IT MAKE IT DROWN IN ITS OWN BLOOD AGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!>shark mauls surfing teenager>listen up GOY, *YOU* are the one in THEIR home. If you're the one getting ripped limb from limb in a drawn out hour-long death in front of your whole family at the beach, just know that it was YOUR fault for wearing a swimsuit and confusing him into r̶a̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ eating you. HE DINDU NUFFIN. #SharkLivesMatter #Reparations
>>5048327The shark is a wild animal that doesn't have public parks as its hunting grounds
>>5048327I understand that this thread is low effort bait but there are legitimately dribbling retards who think this. If you’re too much of a pussy to risk the 0.0000001% chance that you might get eaten by a shark when you go to the beach then just stay out of the water. When somebody goes skiing and gets killed by an avalanche you don’t remove all the snow
>>5048327You do not have to go into the ocean for funBut pitbulls do not have to exist on land periodWe could just kill any dog that looks enough like a pitbull and replace them with labs. According to LE SCIENCE, bites would remain constant. LE SCIENCE curiously did not mention bite severity or fatalities.
this but unironically every animal capable of killing humans is more valuable than most of the population
>>5048327Blacks, Mexicans, and White women don't keep sharks as pets tho.
>>5048405If only it were possible to convince sharks to only eat certain kinds of people...
>>5048327I can go my entire life without ever physically interacting with a shark, wheras shitbulls infest every western country "blessed" with diversity.
>>5048327>*YOU* are the one in THEIR homethey're right and you have no argument as evidenced by your kvetching
>>5048327do you have gills and fins? no? then you dont belong in water
sharks are fish, they run on electrical impulses and scentsits like trying to argue with a sawblade
>>5048327how many shark deaths?how many pitbull deaths?
>>5048327Yes its a wild carnivorous animal you have to go out of your way to encounter. Not a "pet" you can find next door or on the streets unprompted.
great white sharks are demonic and we should have eradicated them a long time ago>but muh ecosystemoh no more adorable sea lions on the beach instead of massive killing machines what a shame
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>>5048327>surfing teenagerthat's like saying "inner city youths" or "lunchtime rowdies", but just for australians and therefore a good thing
>>5048338literally nobody makes this claimi'm sorry you grew up in a brown single mother situation
>>5048336Congrats on the most retardee analogy possible
>>5048327You’re conflating two groups.One group would advocate for both the dog>socio-economic factorsand the shark>le heckin innocent sea pupper thought you were a seal he’s sorry :(
>>5048327Pitbulls are unnatural mutants. Sharks are apart of the ecosystem and have been around for 65 million years. Stay the fuck out of the ocean maybe.
>>5048327>pittie mauls innocent child>AHHHHH FUCKING KILL IT FUCKING SKIN IT MAKE IT DROWN IN ITS OWN BLOOD AGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!>shark mauls surfing teenager>Exterminate all man-eating shark speciesBetter for literally everyone really.
>>5048329>doesn't have public parks as its hunting groundsIt literally does though.
>>5048327Shark attacks are incredibly rare. Nigbulls mauling kids is common and makes up 50% of all fatal dog attacks
>>5049070Sorry. I had to dumb it down to your level
