*sniffs you*How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>5048508With pets and head pats
Just letting him sniff until he finished like a normal human bean?
>>5048508I would be very scared not mad.
>>5048508Give him a very nice scratch behind the ears.
>>5048508oh you poor thing your nose is wet
>>5048508I wish we had more base dogs at eglin
sniff back
Peanut butter
>>5048508I can smell this image
>>5048508My smelly particles will erode its Jacobson's organ in mere moments
>>5048756Smells like warm cornchips or barley stew. Sometimes the ears/top of head smells kind of floral. I wonder if humans smell as good to dogs as dogs smell to humans?
>>5048508Dog deserves a nice treat
>>5048942>you in real life
>>5048919>FloralWhat? How often do you bathe your dog? Most dogs smell like musty grease.
>>5048953nta but it depends on the lineagemastiffy sorts of dogs like labs and pitbulls smell stale and greasy if you bathe them less than once a weekgenetically superior dogs like akitas huskies and malinois/shepherds dont smell like shitprimitive breeds, sighthounds etc and close coated herding dogs are popular on 4chan and everyone here is an strung out autist that trained their dog to stay away from turds so 9/10 dog owners here have a better smelling dog that also isnt a shit eater/shit rollerits like how whites, japs, and jeets all have different body odor and then you add in clean freak culture and cologne preferences
>>5048508It felt good so not complaining…
>>5048508Sniff him back
>>5048508Say "hey buddyyy" in a non threatening time and rub the sides of this face while also scratching his ears
>>5048942Based
HEADPATSEADPATS
>>5048991Samefag
>>5048508by farting
>>5048942sounds mad tho
>>5048718You can go back to >>>/x/ and ask everyone there again but your answer will always be the same, you will never be a wolf
>>5049099You really need to take your meds
Let them sniff me and usually just ignore it. If they want to engage further like if they want a scratch or a little bit of attention I'll usually oblige.I love my dog but I don't really care about other people's dogs as much. I respect them as living beings on this earth and I wouldn't want any harm to happen to them but I'm not one of those people who goes around trying to pet every dog they see or trying to be friends with all of them.
>>5049107Spoken like a true pack member
>>5048508>aggressively stances upyour move, bitch
>>5049165imagine having problems with the most chill dog breed ever
>>5048942This
