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Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)00:16:25 No.5049724

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Anonymous 09/22/25(Mon)00:16:25 No.5049724

>be ant
>walk on the forest floor
>start feeling funny
>find yourself uncontrollably crawling up a branch
>bite on a leaf and fucking die
>a fungus grows out of your corpse

Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)02:09:51 No.5049743

Anonymous 09/22/25(Mon)02:09:51 No.5049743

>>5049724
why don't they just not climb the branch
>uhhh it's uncontrollable the fungus makes them
weakmind

Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)03:29:42 No.5049757

Anonymous 09/22/25(Mon)03:29:42 No.5049757

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>>5049724
Maybe we're the ants and the fungus is the state?

Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)06:14:31 No.5049789

Anonymous 09/22/25(Mon)06:14:31 No.5049789

>>5049743
>cant outsmart a mushroom
Ants confirmed for brainlets

Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)06:28:15 No.5049791

Anonymous 09/22/25(Mon)06:28:15 No.5049791

>>5049789
So you're a brainlet because you couldn't outsmart HIV?

Anonymous
09/22/25(Mon)08:06:14 No.5049809

Anonymous 09/22/25(Mon)08:06:14 No.5049809

>>5049789
ants have the biggest brain weight / body weight ration of all species on earth

look the size of those mf heads... maybe thats why the fungus comes out the head

if you would be infect by a fungus it will come out ur ass

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)05:16:02 No.5050835

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)05:16:02 No.5050835

>>5049791
>Doesn't have unprotected anal sex with many dozens of strangers
Your move, bug

Anonymous
09/24/25(Wed)07:37:26 No.5050850

Anonymous 09/24/25(Wed)07:37:26 No.5050850

>>5050835
>Your move, bug
Lol, literal bug-chaser
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

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