>be you>walking home alone one night>a mysterious man walks towards you. He's wearing a heavy overcoat and a low-tilted hat obscuring his features>he hands you something>you look down at your hands and see in it a small mouse>when you look up again, the stranger is already gone, nowhere to be seenWat do?
>SQUAWK!>SQUASQUASQUAWK!:: munch munch munch:::: flap flap flap::>SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!I'm a carnivorous bird of some kind in this scenario.
>>5051014I'd consider that a pretty large mouse all things considered
>>5051014Yell out>What about me copper and nails? What kind of shit trade is this?
>be youI'd rather not.
>be me>walking around town>turn into ally>man sitting there >he stops me>"you like like a man that needs a box">I look at him and ask him to repeat himself>"you look like you want a box">"i'll give ya one">I start to get riled up>"a BOX son, do ya want a box!?">he reaches behind him and pulls out a box>I look at him confused>"a box of frogs... do ya want one or not!?"I dreamt this. What does it mean?
>>5051014take care of it. there's obviously a higher power at work.>>5051083its rude to decline a gift
>>5051097>its rude to decline a giftBut I thought that he was threatening to punch me
>>5051083Did you accept it?
>>5051099No I woke up because I realised I was dreaming. I probably would had
>>5051100You fucked up.
>>5051014Why are people scared of mice? They're very cute
>>5051014Drop it and go post on 4chan about it
>>5051188I have my hedgehog sleeping on my shoulder right now. She's pretty snuggly for something so pokey
>>5051014I name it Splinter.I give it a home, food, and water.I teach it ninjutsu.I give it four baby turtles as pets.I expose them all to mutagens.COWABUNGA, DUDE!!!!!
>>5051137if it's so small and moves fast it's hard to tell what it's doing and if it's going to bite. Same reason I don't like spiders or snakes.
>>5051232I've never been bitten by a mouse.I have owned a few.
>>5051232Snakes are unlikely to bite unless of an aggressive species. They will, however, piss on you.
>>5051232>hard to tell what it's doing What could a mouse possibly do? I guess it could bite you but it'll probably just be running away from you at all times. They just wanna snack and be warm.
>>5051014I saw a mouse couple days ago in the morning when I was leaving for work and it was just sitting on a sidewalk, I was walking around it for a bit and kneeled down to look at it from close upit did not react to me at all, Im wondering if something was happening to it
