>>>/mlp/

Go back to preschool

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>>5052657
>>5052665

You're not familiar with the origin wild, bloodthirsty unicorns

>>5052646
>>5052672

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yYZa-70u_M

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>>5052657
>>>>/mlp/
If that's the very first thing that pops into your mind that says more about you than anyone else in this thread.
>>5052665
>Go back to preschool
To learn about the "correct" mythological characters and creatures that come from the "correct" monotheistic religions?
>>5052646
>unicorns

Narwhale tusk + horse = unicorn

OR

large Goat/Sheep + Horn deformity = unicorn

"Stock agent Michael Foster spotted Joey the "unicorn sheep" out at one of his client's properties near Hallett, in the state's Mid North region, in February.
Joey was destined to become food, but the rare deformity of a single horn growing out the middle of his head, helped save his life."
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-16/joey-the-unicorn-sheep-is-saved-for-two-cartons-of-beer/11019442

Many old depictions of unicorns furnish them with goatees. So overall this is the most plausible theory.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unicorn_Tapestries

They don't exist so why torture yourself with craving thoughts about them

>>5052646
I like Starlight

YESS i love unicorns they’re so magical and full of joy and whimsy :D

>>5052646
Unicorns don't have wings and they're not just regular horses either. They have beards and cloven hooves like a goat and a tail like a lion.

>>5052783
i like twilight sparkle :p starlight is cool too

back to your containment board.

idk how unicrons got the reputation of being all peaceful and shit. imagine a warhorse with a giant spear on its face. that's a unicorn.

narwhals exist so i think unicorns did at one point

>>5053222
I read some horror fiction short story as a child about a unicorn hunt and the unicorn's horn functioned like a straw and they would impale virgins maidens and drink their blood. In hindsight my parents really should have supervised me in Barnes & Noble.

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>>5052646
Unicorns you say?

>>5052646
Unicorns and pegacorns are awesome.
>>5052665
Go fuck a tree.
>>5052672
Neat. Never seen that before.
>>5052684
I find your suggestions interesting in a good way.

>>5052775
Why dream about the sex you will never have with a real Chad, roastie?
>>5052783
Who doesn't? Not being flippant. I like Starlight too.
>>5052979
Agreed.
>>5052980
>no wings
Technically correct.

>>5053858
Kek
>>5053857
Gruesome. What book?