Horse GeneralHow do you do? Edition>>5038346 - Thread that did not activate the stay apparatus
What's the point of an immensely padded saddle if the horse is already incredibly fluffy and thick
Does horse taste good?
>>5052744I've heard it's mostly like cow but leaner.Wouldn't eat it though. Horse is for hug.
>>5052774Bunnies are for hug, and I'd eat them.
>>5052736I assume the fluff really isn't enough. Even if you have a hairy ass, you'd still like some cushioning on your seat, and that probably goes both ways.
Mare butt on my face
>>5052853Seconded
>>5052853>>5052871Be mareful what you wish for. It would be extremely painful.
>tfw forgot the equine appeasement gel and got ripped apart by their powerful mouths.
Is horse racing evil? Do they abuse the horses?
>>5053185Not inherently but there are a lot of owners who use abusive practices. Racing is hard on horses, and some owners will throw away horses that can no longer race. Sometimes they will use "broodmares" where they pump out foal after foal from a horse, destroying her body, and take away these foals way too early which is traumatic. Broodmares are also often thrown away as soon as they can no longer conceive. There's no shortage of nasty practices like these.
>>5053185it's like any animal competition, humans will disregard animal comfort in pursuit of victory. some places/leagues ban whips and other kinds of abuse, but it's never totally above board, there's always some abusive practice they're yet to regulate/ban.
>>5053185The money pressure and all the inhuman health fuckery involved makes it evil. Recreational racing between friends? No big deal.
>>5052736Her kids will come out looking like body builders
Hay
>>5053477Is that a.. a... a PONYYYY?!?! ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG
>>5053477I guess you could say Lauren Faust... made a deal with the devil!
>>5053477OMG hai Pinkie!!!!!!!
>>5053279This is the best thing ever
>Ponies are getting deleted before blatant troll threads that have been up for daysI sincerely hope /an/'s subhuman moderation gets raped to death by a pack of wild boars
>>5053537>why does the animals and nature board delete my furry OCs but not nature threads that trigger my newfag autism? reeee
>>5053543>POV>(you)>AWW AA0
>tfw you will never be a horse
>>5053581Don't let your dreams be memes
>>5053481
>>5053598imagone those spike hoofas stepping on your foot
>>5053279So long gay bowser
>>5053613So long neigh bowser
long live ponk
>>5053680Brittany Venti stretched across the other axis.
>>5053680Stop posting Sarah Jessica Parker
>>5053185It is a fact that when humans started prioritizing breeding thoroughbreds, many local horse breeds around the world became endangered and eventually extinct because raising and selling thoroughbreds generated more profit and Mongolia is the only country that escaped this fate
Welcome to the horse
what breed of horse is this?
>>5054285Subspecies of kelpie. Horse general is extremely lucky that kelpies are rare.
>>5054285squorse grippy...
>>5054270If the legendary Nisean horse from ancient times, never went extinct, I doubt anybody would have bothered creating thoroughbreds in 17th century England
>>5054330How can you have the ultimate überhengst and not breed more of them, leading to them dying out? Were ancient people braindead?
>>5054310do not sexo the squorse
>>5053535maybe
Dating advice is easier for the horse
>>5054681This works for humans too, if you do it right
>>5054689I'm not wasting my moves on a human
>>5054681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyS_Kg5MvXI
I had some family over and they witnessed the horse altar. They think I'm rad but I didn't them to see me like that.
>>5053535gr15 disbanded?
>>5054842they all shall know the truth when the mega mare comes down from the heavens to grace us with her presence so be it horshallah
A horse got me addicted to ivermectin. Fuck you guys.
You could be talking to a horse right now and not even know it
>REACH OUT AND SMUSH FACE
this image really says a lot about society
>>5055169Like why is that lady dragging a massive polar-bear rug across the dirty ground? Me in the middle BTW
>>5055169reject foidsembrace mares
What are some good games to play with your horse friends?
hello
>>5055158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNd4eocq2K0
post blep
>>5055867Oh good the horse maid I called for cleaning is here. Be sure to put on the outfit.
>>5056049>your own maresonal Jesus
>>5056068get them while they're cheap
does anyone remember anon who drew people's horses as practice?
>>5056260He still posts. I got a couple of my horse friends painted. The joy of pain.
>>5056367Get this man some Bob Ross. Poke a fan brush for the shrubbery and stroke for the mane. It's good at adding fine detail.The color mixing/usage is very good.
>>5056260I'd also recommend putting a base coat of thinned white before painting. It gives you some bulk to mix on the canvas easier. Then if you keep sections wet, its easier to blend edges. I never learned to mix and apply colors that well.
post donkeys
>>5056367that's so funny that someone remembers here, it was so long ago it feels like. i hope he comes around does these two babies for me
>>5056641
>>5057109>>5057108>>5057106>>5057104>>5057102why do these horses look weird
>>5053598That is a PRETTY horse!
>>5057296Rabbit crossed with horse.
>>5053269anon humans and horses can't crossbreed
>>5057430Are you sure?
>>5057475we must keep trying
>>5052736Their varied reactions are very funny
>mfw I see a horse
4chan IS a horse website. Confirmed.
>>5057919Be mareful who you say that to.
>>5057972I told my horse and he could be posting here at this very moment.
me at the top
>>5057976Me observing from the 3rd dimension
>>5057989Thanks e621 for being the first reverse image search and having a few comics.
>>5058003I have all the horse pictures. All you ever had to do was ask.
>>5057989>>5058003>>5058005What does he do with the horses after he saves him?
>>5058247*saves them
today a horse tried to eat my hand, what did he mean by that?honestly felt kind of nice, like a combined massage and exfoliation but was that the intention or was I close to needing stitches?
>>5058274he was enjoying mouthing on you
>>5058247He takes them STRAIGHT to the Mare Lair.
>>5058274The horse needed reassurance that he wouldn't fall out of existence.
>>5058296Damn, right in the hole
>>5058371Must be through when checking for beans.
>>5058296Isn't that a gelding?
>>5058416They rip the dick off of geldings.
>>5058418I'm reading that they can have only the testicles removed.
>>5058290>unironically posting sausages*xandstevevomitinghorse.jpg>>5058296Fun fact: geldings actually need to have their sheaths washed much more frequently than stallions because stallions keep their private parts clean by, well, using them. I don't remember the exact details but the basic gist of it is, by letting it hang there is less opportunity for dirt etc to gather in the sheathe (skin gets stretched out = no wrinkles = no place for gross stuff to grow), plus some of it is rubbed off during mating.
>>5058445>plus some of it is rubbed off during matingbabe it's 4pm time for me to deposit my accumulated sheath gunk in your baginealso horses can't vomit
Is it true that horses love death and chaos and kill small animals for sport or is that a lie by the liberal media
>>5058572they like eating birds
>>5058573Who doesn't
>>5058572Some animals are jerks.
>>5058290>mfw I see a stallion
Can I put betta fish in a 200 gallon rubber horse trough under a Paleo Verde to eat the mosquito larvae? I live in the southwest, where people successfully grow banana trees in their front yards.
>>5058742Some sort of fish. Just remember to ask the horse not to eat the fish.
>>5058742Yeah the fish should be fine, bettas in particular can live in very small ponds
I have bought the horse serum. In mere weeks I will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>OUTA MY FUCKING WAY FAGGOTS THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>5058859ponies are too small and silly to be dealing with anything of any real importance
Thanks /v/, even though uma musume isn't about horseshttps://www.allbreedpedigree.com/kidslookintouchable
>>5058923imagine if they bred him with Sexy: https://www.allbreedpedigree.com/sexy6
>>5058923other choice possibilities include>Mightyhttps://www.allbreedpedigree.com/mighty9https://www.allbreedpedigree.com/mighty6>Extremelyhttps://www.allbreedpedigree.com/extremely2>Very Attractivehttps://www.allbreedpedigree.com/very+attractive
A video you guys might enjoy. How much horsepower is a horse? They hook a horse up to a dyno. His name is "Big D" for dyno. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qxTKtlvaVE
>>5058944>"Big D" for dynosure...
>>5058923speaking of, thanks to uma musume i have gained a newfound appreciation for horseswhere are the best accounts to find good videos of horses and foals without having to deal with ai generated stuff or content farm slopalso shoutouts to japanese twitter because they just post good horse pictures and videos without any obnoxious voiceovers or background music, picrel
>>5058944did they put a car on the dyno just to have a car in the video, rather than just wrapping the rope around the dyno? the engineer in me is screaming
>>5059135I'm not sure. I'm going to make a separate youtube profile and subscribe to horse channels, because I'm sick of every recommendation being the same 20 clips but flipped horizontally.>>5059144The car contains the mechanism to turn the horse power into dyno spins. It also has a reduction gear, and the engineering team calculated the physics of the setup to make sure its accurate.
>>5059135>thanks to uma musume i have gained a newfound appreciation for horsesNORMALFAGS OUT
>>5059159>The car contains the mechanism to turn the horse power into dyno spinsanon you only need to wrap the rope around the dyno's drum to do that>It also has a reduction gearthis isn't necessarily a good thing. much like an engine, a horse likely has a particular velocity at which it develops maximum power. it's about impedance you see
>>5059135Fuck off no hooves poser
>>5059290While it's possible to wrap a rope around the dyno, that probably requires anchoring it and modifying the drum, which would be very expensive. It isn't their dyno. Trailer mounted dynos are easily $60-100k+, and it's only one video.The dyno is probably also calibrated for specific use with tires riding on top. It's much cheaper to pull the engine from a car and build the mechanism into that. Plus with the known variables of the gear system, the engineers were able to compensate for mechanical losses.I'm sure the gear system also let them tune it a little bit for the horses ideal speed.
>>5059135Meisho Doto looks so soft and fuzzy now, while during his racing days he looked very vascular.
>>5059322>I'm sure the gear system also let them tune it a little bit for the horses ideal speed.oh yeah the transmission will act as an impedance transformer
Horses really make me think
>>5052658why are some people into horses? i thought mr hands was a guy who fucks female horses and he broke his pelvis trying to fuck one, but it's worse than what i thought.
>>5059429About what?
>>5059431They are prey animals but also extremely large. They end up in a niche where a very strong, useful, and trainable animal is also very gentle and funny. Horses are also very skittish. Automobiles made horses obsolete, so only people passionate about them are attracted to the hobby.
>>5059431Their form is pleasing to the eye, their personality is pleasing to the soul, and they are very nice ASSets.
>>5059431It hasn't even been a hundred years ago since pretty much every household NEEDED a horse in order to survive. Horses have played an integral part in human societies for literally thousands of years. They ploughed fields for peasants, carried soldiers to war and were status symbols for royalty. They have evolved alongside us like dogs and cats and cattle. Is it REALLY that strange that some people in modern times would be fond of horses? Hell in some parts of the world, work horses are making a comeback as alternatives to modern machinery (they don't do as much damage to the ground as heavy vehicles) as well as a growing interest in homesteading. Plus many horse breeds are classified as cultural heritage and have cool and interesting histories to them, which makes them really neat from an anthropological standpoint.
>>5059493Often times they have very dusty booties.
all horses should die. disgusting dental anatomy
>>5059503>1 electric horsepower is 746 watts>44 kw per hourThey might be a pretty eco friendly way to drive electrical generators. Not much different than grain mills. >WHWM8
>>5059510>he looked the gift horse in the mouth
>>5059431Pretty curves. They have personality, especially with how they are wired for their herd and being very trainable and willing through that. Just look at Sargent Reckless and the stories and accomplishments she did.They are a nice in-between of dogs that have been bred to shit and can't function without you, and cats that can be independent to the point of just tolerating you as a food dispenser and a petting machine. Does perfectly fine on the field, could kick the shit out of you, but you have treats and scritches for starters and just nice company, so you are a friend and indirect part of the herd. It just feels deeper, with more substantial agency of their own, than dogish attachment love to me.Oh well, that turned more rambling than I planned.>>5059505Also they like getting their dusty booties scratched.
>>5059431Some humans can peer beyond the veil and get a deep understanding of what is important. I was talking to my brother who was out on a visit and mentioned not logging on to my personal terminal at work because of all the horse accoutrement and the horse OS and he assured me it was obvious I was horse enthusiast to anyone that knew me for more than a day. I suppose people are enthused by horses because they were ordained to be enthused by horses.
>>5059546Edinburgh is a sick place.
i own three horses, personally
>>5059610I work with them but I live in a tiny tin cottage. I'm at least a year from getting a two horses I can look at any time I want.
>>5059431I got taken to a circus when I was a boy and they had a dozen identical black mares in strange slutty costume dancing in a circle to music and I kept looking around like >is this ok? What is going on? What are these feelings?I still don't think that is entirely innocent.
>>5059614Lol, I was 14 when I saw that at a circus. I felt bad because it made me feel things that didn't feel normal, and I couldn't really ask anyone about it.
>>5059431
>>5059514>They might be a pretty eco friendly way to drive electrical generatorsyou're better off burning the hay in a power plant. animals are terribly inefficient. where the horse shines today is that it's somewhat intelligent and doesn't damage the ground, as >>5059503 says. for example, a horse is very useful for selective logging. think about what you'd need to do to get the same kind of traction in as slim of a package, without tearing up the ground. you need tracks at the very least. but tracks can still slip in a way hooves won't. you need to be able to swerve between trees, which the horse does naturally and also their bodies are bendy. plus you can pet the horse and it'll be happydownside is horses are a lot of work to keep and you get sad when they die
>>5059655Correct, horses can navigate terrain that's too steep or narrow for machinery. Apparently some areas are also starting to use work horses because of reduced noise, in fact I live close to a city that instead of using a lawnmower hire a horse-drawn haymaker to cut grass in the local park for pretty much that exact reason. And also because horses are, well, cute.Found a video of both big horses and little shetlands doing some logging, it's pretty interesting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slNreielxc4
>>5059431I like their snouts
>>5059610can i have one
Help I can't stop thinking about mare butts
>>5059868think about colt butts
>>5059614>>5059652What makes a horse outfit slutty?
>>5059912I don't know what it's called, but it's basically like what Las Vegas showgirls wear. Sequins and tall fluffy feathers and that sort of thing.
Circus horses are coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7KVxU1Rcc
>>5059912It was like this but had two straps that framed the butt and there were more feathers.
>>5060082>>5059965Do they have a fun time?
Got a job working close proximity to a track. I've been hit on a few times by local horse women but I haven't really pursued anything. I'm packing nothing special and I'm worried their hobbies will lead them to being size queens. Is this factual based off your experience with horse women /an/? Or should I just go for the triple crown.Thank you
>>5060130the one horse woman I know is a sub. I don't think she has any particular preferences regarding size (even if you just know). I say go for it
>>5060089Depends
>>5060141the suspension on horses always fascinates me.
>>5060141Imagine living there. All the plebs have to stand around compressed together like sardines in a can and you can just watch it in total comfort from your balcony like a king.
are Argentinian horses built differently?
>>5060130if you're concerned about your size, just go see an equine vet and ask for a transplant
>>5060278They primarily eat BBQ
>>5060278Yes, they are after human flesh
>>5060294Downside is you start eating grass, get spooked easily, and only last 10 seconds.
>>5060337>oh wow it has its ears back it must be super stoked to see me!
>>5060337That's clearly an alpine equine THOUGH
>>5060557Lycrafags are literally the dumbest fucking road users there are. What happened in that video is no surprise.
Got a job working close proximity to a track. I've been hit on a few times by local horses but I haven't really pursued anything. I'm packing nothing special and I'm worried their height will lead them to being size queens. Is this factual based off your experience with horses /an/?
>>5060557You are expecting too much from cityslicker
>>5059655Counterpoint to using a horse for rough terrain in applications like logging.......Mule
Would horses eat betta fish?
>>5060636Incidentally, maybe, but it would be really weird if it became a regular occurrence or if any given horse ate more than one.
>>5060714Okay because the people in the fish gen are talking like it's going to happen to ever betta that is put into a fish trough.
>>5060636You have to ask them not to explicitly. People call it superstition but they lack the deep understanding.
>>5060615a donk is fine too
>>5060584As long as it's true love then the relationship is guaranteed to succeed
>>5060837Apparently people can tell if you're too enthusiastic about horses.
>>5060837>>5060841womanbros, how could we ever compete?
>>5052658https://www.ncregister.com/cna/pope-leo-gifted-with-proton-a-purebred-arabian-horse>Before the general audience on Oct. 15, Pope Leo XIV was gifted with a 12-year-old purebred Arabian horse named Proton.>The white horse is a gift from Michalski Stables in Kołobrzeg-Budzistowo, and will reside in Castel Gandolfo, home to the Vatican's equestrian center. Several purebred Spanish horses are also kept at the facility located within the papal complex.>recalling that during his time as a missionary in Peru, Pope Leo XIV frequently rode horses.
>>5060557>search for a video of a small kid being front punched by a horse>find TONS of news articles about toddlers being punched/kicked by wild horseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJetvoZwNtkThere's a very big difference between the youtube clip of a fully domesticated horse making funny faces for a baby, and letting a toddler/kid near wild horses. Also people who's livelihoods are training horses are naturally going to be more trusted than people who "have a horse for specific tasks.">>5060894Get that sick satanist demonic fuck away from the horse!
>>5060937>seconds 1-9: fuck around>10: find out
>>5060894
>>5060842It's over.
>>5061048WE GOT ALIENS
>>5060842It's easy! Buy him one of these: >>5060133Then buy yourself the stallion vision when it's released next year. Then you two can have the best sex ever.
Im thinking of getting a mule to ride and carry heavy things on trails for me. I like their large ears as well.
>>5061562Mules are extreme. They're overdue a resurgence.
>>5061048Wow, their head shape improves their breathing efficiency. Don't look up horse sinus drain.
>>5062337UGH that's nasty.
>>5061575Imagine if the horse general turned into the equine general.
>>5062337This is some half life shit
>>5061575*hits pipe*Is breeding mules the ultimate cuckoldry?I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than breeding a mule. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a filly for at least 4 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by a donkey. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little filly - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to race practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the donkey that will eventually fuck her in every hole.Raised the perfect foal? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random donkey who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.As a man who has a filly, you are LITERALLY dedicating 4-6 years of your life simply to raise a foal for a donkey to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>5062437What if your mule sells for 30 grand? I am actually considering dropping like 10k on a good riding mule. I want to pack heavy photography gear on it and go into the deep back country to take shitty photos and larp as the cowboy version of ansel adams.
>>5062437Also incredibly hot take. A lot of mules sorta look like arabian horses because of their narrower snouts lol.
>>5062337I've got the sinal fluid of Alexander the Great's horse, Bucephalus.
>>5062437>reading her stories at bedtimeHorse stories
>>5062437this incel copypasta never made sense and misunderstands that daughters are supposed to give you grandchildren and they do so more reliably than sons, they aren’t useless human cats for you to guard their entire life
>>5062551yeah but incels are cat people so if they had kids they’d treat them like cats
>>5062567How do horse/mule people raise kids?
I feel bad for your daughter...Deserves a better dad
>>5062572You just need to make sure you have a spare stall in the stable, pretty simple after that
>>5062572I don't think pregnancy is a worry.
I like when horses and donkeys are friends. If they become more than friends, that's okay too because mules and hinnies are pretty cool.
>>5063976Aren't hinnys really bad or did I just read about them by an author that has an irrational fury about them?
>>5062551>>5062567>Anti cat schizo is talking to himself againYawn
>>5063989Eh, I think they mostly get dismissed because they are smaller than mules which means they are not as strong (even though they still have quite a bit of hybrid vigor going on) and also tend to be not as sociable due to being raised by a stoic donkey mama instead of an extroverted mare.They are also not as easy to breed for because most stallions are, for some reason, not attracted to jennies even when they're in heat. Literally the "ugly knees, 2/10, would not bang" meme. There are also some fertility issues going on from the jenny's side in this cross but idk the specifics.
>>5064021hybrid vigor applies to corn not mammals who experience a lot of health problems like sterility from it, you fell for the jewish propaganda
>>5064021Sounds like they could still be good. Some stallions you just can't reach which is the way he wants it.
i don’t think jacks will willingly bang mares either, they have to be raised with horses or it will be difficult, same as how bengals and caracals have to be raised with cats if you want a cat hybrid without artificial methods, otherwise they ain't fuggin
>>5064055what the absolute fuck are they trying to achieve here
>>5064171corse
>>5064171
>>5064171shitty clickbait for low IQ third worlders
>>5064055You don't really need to force them to do that
>>5064183PROPAGANDA
>>5064183This is to assert dominance. Eventually that horse will cut that cow.
>>5064043>retard calls jewish propaganda on hybrid vigor in mammalsSomeone hasn't looked at the world records for equine high jump competitions and seen all the mules listed. Mules are phenomenal.
>>5064171Jumart. They don't know what it'd do to them clearly.
>>5064224Don't forget how mules are proven to have higher intelligence and better problem solving skills than both horses and donkeys. And that they have stronger hooves, and more stamina, and are pound for pound physically stronger, and live longer. Really the only thing holding back mules from being the ubermench of the equine world is the fact that they are infertile.
>>5064186I find it funny how horses _always_ dominate cows. As if they actually know they're a caste above them.
>>5064313Cows always fuck around and find out
>>5064313I was out a lonely walk in the pine barrens and I heard neighing and some other guttural sound and I sneaked up to a clearing and saw six horses in robes crucifying a cow by firelight.
Who would win in an actual fight between a horse and a cow? Physically, cows are not as frail as horses and have horns, but are much slower. Horses are fast and have powerful kicks but are also very delicate. Mentally, cows are not as smart as horses and can be easily tricked, but horses are more reactive and likely to choose flight over fight.
>>5064353I bet more than one stallion has messed with a bull and gotten the horns, would bet on the bull any dayFight between a mare and a cow seems more even, would give it to whichever is more motivated to stand and fight (child threatened or something)
How do I be more like Frank?
Do you think the victims of your horse folder know they're in there and some of them have been seen by billions of eyes?
I just remembered them and wonder what they're up to now. It's been years.
