Horse GeneralHow do you do? Edition>>5038346 - Thread that did not activate the stay apparatus
What's the point of an immensely padded saddle if the horse is already incredibly fluffy and thick
Does horse taste good?
>>5052744I've heard it's mostly like cow but leaner.Wouldn't eat it though. Horse is for hug.
>>5052774Bunnies are for hug, and I'd eat them.
>>5052736I assume the fluff really isn't enough. Even if you have a hairy ass, you'd still like some cushioning on your seat, and that probably goes both ways.
Mare butt on my face
>>5052853Seconded
>>5052853>>5052871Be mareful what you wish for. It would be extremely painful.
>tfw forgot the equine appeasement gel and got ripped apart by their powerful mouths.
Is horse racing evil? Do they abuse the horses?
>>5053185Not inherently but there are a lot of owners who use abusive practices. Racing is hard on horses, and some owners will throw away horses that can no longer race. Sometimes they will use "broodmares" where they pump out foal after foal from a horse, destroying her body, and take away these foals way too early which is traumatic. Broodmares are also often thrown away as soon as they can no longer conceive. There's no shortage of nasty practices like these.
>>5053185it's like any animal competition, humans will disregard animal comfort in pursuit of victory. some places/leagues ban whips and other kinds of abuse, but it's never totally above board, there's always some abusive practice they're yet to regulate/ban.
>>5053185The money pressure and all the inhuman health fuckery involved makes it evil. Recreational racing between friends? No big deal.
>>5052736Her kids will come out looking like body builders
wow Horsie!
Hay
>>5053349Neigh, no hay.
>>5053477Is that a.. a... a PONYYYY?!?! ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG
>>5053477I guess you could say Lauren Faust... made a deal with the devil!
>>5053477OMG hai Pinkie!!!!!!!
>>5053279This is the best thing ever
Man I'm hungry..is Janjan gonna feed me?
>Ponies are getting deleted before blatant troll threads that have been up for daysI sincerely hope /an/'s subhuman moderation gets raped to death by a pack of wild boars
>>5053537>why does the animals and nature board delete my furry OCs but not nature threads that trigger my newfag autism? reeee
>>5053543>POV>(you)>AWW AA0
>tfw you will never be a horse
>>5053581Don't let your dreams be memes
>>5053481
>>5053598imagone those spike hoofas stepping on your foot
>>5053279So long gay bowser
>>5053613So long neigh bowser
long live ponk
>>5053680Brittany Venti stretched across the other axis.
>>5053680Stop posting Sarah Jessica Parker
>>5053185It is a fact that when humans started prioritizing breeding thoroughbreds, many local horse breeds around the world became endangered and eventually extinct because raising and selling thoroughbreds generated more profit and Mongolia is the only country that escaped this fate
Welcome to the horse
what breed of horse is this?
>>5054285Subspecies of kelpie. Horse general is extremely lucky that kelpies are rare.
>>5054285squorse grippy...
>>5054270If the legendary Nisean horse from ancient times, never went extinct, I doubt anybody would have bothered creating thoroughbreds in 17th century England
>>5054330How can you have the ultimate überhengst and not breed more of them, leading to them dying out? Were ancient people braindead?
>>5054310do not sexo the squorse
>>5053535maybe