Do you like my new puppy? edition.
>>5052984I love your new puppy anon, what's he or she named?
>>5052984Sorry, we dont do generals anymore. Too many schizos from /kot/ and /horse/. Delete this and make a leo specific thread instead. PSA: Make a new thread for any dog questions, dog memes, or just to post your dog. Generals are gay.
>>5052999His name is Jerry, short for Jeremiah. Quite the handful, but he is adapting well.>>5053000Maybe I will do both after I get some more quality pics. I just got my first ever real camera. After some practice Ill have some extra cute and high quality pics to share with all the dogbros!
>>5053013Awesome, he's a very handsome lad
>>5053017Agreed. Haha thanks! I'll post a couple photos of him every week so everyone can watch him grow up. Should be pretty fun.I'm sure Ill teach him all sorts of cool commands and all that fun stuff. :D
>>5052984https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/Do%20you%20like%20my%20new%20puppy/filter/text/Cat levels of mental illness. This puppy has been new for half a decade. Also, it’s interesting to see what /dog/ was before anti-dog schizos landed after the election year and started explicitly trying to force mods to ban it.
>>5052984I hate dogs more and more every day.Teaching children covered in scars from a dog attack, people taking their dog for a walk and letting it jump on people, dogshit on walking paths, people taking their dogs everywhere.I go to a cafe and have to step over dogs blocking the walkways. I have to listen to dogs eating loudly. Even a dog just sitting is constantly making noises. I go for a jog and have dogs barking from their yards. I get woken up by barking dogs. People talk about their dogs as if they are children and not dangerous animals. I go to a dog owner's house and things have been chewed up, the whole place reeks of dog. Oh you washed the dog? so now it smells like wet dog. I get dog fur on my clothes. I get attacked by some dog licking me and touching me, yapping and making conversation impossible.Any then when they yell at the dog "TIMMY DOWN! TIMMY! DOWN TIMMY! TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY GET DOWN TIMMY!"
>>5053013The retarded schizo you responded to is a console warring faggot who wants more dog threads spammed to piss off the rest of the board. Ignore him.
>>5053040Oh no the fun police have arrived(got baited) and called me out for one of my long running stupid jokes! Please don't send me to jail! I need to walk my dogs and feed all my livestock tommorow! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Can a dog see a ghost that no other dog can? Out of nowhere my dog simply started to freak out by walking on a small block and only in that place, but I have seen dogs walk pass by without a problem, it makes less sense since is the route of all her life.
>>5053041sounds like you suffer from a delusional anxiety disorder with a touch of compulsive lying and narcissism
>Dog chews on expensive electronics>Brains and bone go all over the floorThis is why I can't have a dog. That and barking being the most annoying sound ever.
>>5053051Probably, but cannot confirm. Do you have any guesses on what the spirit may be?
>>5053053>>5053041The more you post, the more like an ESL jeet you sound. Yeah, I'm thinking we need more dog threads.
>>5053053My dog has never chewed on cables. He did chew on my tv remote and it was a pain to get a new one, but that was my fault. If you get a breed with some biddibility it is pretty easy to train them off of destroying random things after they get their adult teeth in. Being a responsible dog owner also helps a lot.>>5053056How many people do you think this dogunner killed on his mission? Ive always wondered.
BEHOLD: The prophet muhammad (peanut butter be upon him)
>>5053053How unfortunate. If only dogs weren't so stupid and annoying.
>>5053068dog website catredditor
>>5053068What a shame I guess
Dogs are the only good pets and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
We should all try our best to keep all dog threads on page 1. I think that would be really funny and cool.>>5053094Hmmm. Maybe the best ones. Cats are fun, but kind of annoying.
>>5053054How can I discover that? It's a very busy place and I haven't heard of any accident lately, the spirit simply decided to go hang out there the last week or something.
Wet husky cookie
>>5053112What the wup?>>5053119Huh. It may impossible in that case. Maybe speak with some people very local to the area.
my old ass dog has developed a gigantic lipoma on her shoulder. she's old enough that surgery would almost certainly kill her but she doesnt really seem to be in pain or anything from it. she's just lumpy.
>>5053226>surgery would almost certainly kill herthey can grow right back, and really fast too. What did the vet say?
>>5053013>I just got my first ever real camera.take of picture of your dog's eye up close, that'd be cool to see like maybe the iris pattern
>>5053112nice dog, how much did you pay for them? i been trying to figure out how much to spend on a husky puppy, the prices seem to be all over the place
>>5053120this anon knows
Toxo troon hangs himself and calls it winning
>>5053094Aquariums are cool, they’re like background NPC’s in your house
3/10 meltdown. Honestly this meltdown is pathetically weak. What a shameful display. I think the catschizo has lost his touch. Sad!
>>5053264>reusing the purple husky owner after you admitted to making up a character using pics stolen off discord>linking the most obvious attempts you made to kill /dog/ as proof /dog/ is inherently badYou know we’re smarter than you right? You are highly unintelligent. Just appallingly dim. Try assuming people remember your crashouts and you might get better at trolling, toxothirdie ;^)https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4268662/#4269843
>>5053283He’s a real mass shooter type>creates the problem>i unmasked the problem!
I love to smell my dog's butt
>>5053339Woah me too
>>5053339the dog isn’t yours, mittens
>>5053339Another regular day on /dog/
/dog/ was really nice before catfaggots went as far out of their way as possible to ruin it
>>5053244I believe my brother paid 500 dollars for her.
>>>/wsg/5961177
How do i get my intact 9 month old puppy to stop humping? Every time i take him to the park now he tries to hump other dogs. Sometimes he gets obsessive about it. He's not a big dog so most people aren't really worried about it but i'd like to curb the behavior a little bit.I will not be getting him fixed
>>5053501You have to catch him in the act and stop him. Hes in teenage phase so it wont really work well, but you can work on training those boundaries for when he gets older.
>>5053394>He thinks it's cat postersBoy you sure are dumb
>>5053532anyamolester definitely got toxo after eating that cat, that counts
>>5053532they literally admitted to it, bragged about it, and detailed their methodits like if hitler kept detailed records of every jew vaporized with footage of them being used as test targets for alien energy beam weapons and people still doubted the holocaust and nazi-alien collusion
>>5053532>the brown gay discord group pooled money and bought another 4chan passKEK
What an absolute waste of time. The bark buddies disbanded like 4 threads ago
>>5053548that last half thread would've taken years off the life of any poster
Do it for Charlie you fucking chudsHe was a houndie appreciatior
>maga dogcringe as fuck lmao
Explain how digging a hole is a recreational activity. Does that truly captivate you dog?
Anons be like “digging holes and building a nest out of twigs, that’s the life for me! Houndimaxxing ya dig?”
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWNAND THE SKY IS GRAY
Imagine being named Leo lol. What’s next? Neo and Cleo?
Y'all got some terminal DDS. I feel bad for you faggots.
I’ve trained six cats how to catch treats while sitting on their hind legs.
>psycho gang is so mindbroken by the Mexican husky guy they spam cuck porn nowDidn't think it'd be them that drove them to the edge. Thought it'd be another poster
Alejandro the raped trying a pathetic new angle kek
>he had to actually wait out his 3 day banLMAO
>>5053561that twink isn't part of psycho gang. he's got a couple fanboys like husky miguel and a couple other chuds and that's it.
>>5053565he chased out the gay discord and they lost all influence here so he's really cool, yeah. but the funniest thing is>stop! my bully isn't a part of our gay group!KEKs
>>5053566Sure huskytaco
>>5053558Wrong. Beo.
My fren. The bar I go to lets her come inside with me and I trained her to sit on a stool, so she gets to snack on popcorn while I drink.
Do any of you cut your own dog's hair?It seems easy besides the face
>>5053804Under and around the toes, and if there is any stubborn matts.
>spent a nice holiday with the senpai>get called overseas for work literally just before another holiday>have an argument about timezones>won't be able to see heather for a month at leastfuckwelli'll be spending lots of quality time with my doggo before fucking off;_;7
>>5052984nice hat :)
>>5053820Nice blog, ma'am. I haven't been away from dog for more than 24 hours the last 3 years. Could barely imagine saying goodbye for a whole ass month.
>>5053820>holidays>septemberYou celebrating 9/11, terrorist?
>>5053846There's a lot of jewish holidays in September aside from 9/11.
>>5053803She looks like a dog I would like>>5053804I do sanitary trims on my aussie. It's harder than you'd think to make it look half decent. Doing the whole body is a nightmare.
>>5053820>LEFTIST/CHICANOS KEKED INTO SHILLING FOR A MAGA DOGKEK WE WIN AGAIN
KEK CHICANOS
>>5053952HOLY BASEDCHRIST AND HIS MANY INCARNATIONS WIN"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PRETENDER"-CHRIST TO THE DEMIURGE AFTER THE 2ND WAR AGAINST HEAVEN
>>5053951you know im straight up with you when I speak to youim telling you these are easily filterable, back to the drawing board fella
>>5053955>i-i'll just use regexlol
>i-if i babysit my filters and update them constantly i-i'll filter you sometimekek
I hope the breed of cucks and fags falls into the sea one day, the big doom cant come soon enough
>>5053932>She looks like a dog I would likeI've met one guy who didn't like her, and he was a drunken deadbeat who nobody liked
Do great danes just keel over and die at 8 orcan you mitigate the short lifespan by careful genetic testing and by picking a dane on the smaller side?
>>5053820YOU JUST KNOW
/dog/ is an /int/ colony
>>5054152Just like your mother's coochie.
>>5054152The CP spam raids and telegram raiding group made 3 retards make a discord and this thread is basically dead. The last 2 real posters are now gone>leofag moved to /p/>heatherfag flew back to tel avivNow it’s just a discord dump. The good news is, /an/ doesn’t need its own r/dogs to post dogs. On 4chan you can make any thread you want.
>>5054160Im still here in spirit.
>>5054160oh we got oldheads seething fr frwas your website a hugbox of tranime prior to 2016 or something? you seem really butthurt that we made this website the home of anti-cuck anti-jew racism on the internet
>>5054160>give our doxcords info/int/ thinks im a jeetargies think i'm a chicanochicano think i'm an argiesome people still think i'm a muslimyou have no ideayou realize *I* was the one who posted that desuarchive link to the fake dox in /dog/ way back when just to throw you off, right? i figured a general of chicanos would seethe about an argie in the same way that argies have been seething at me thinking i was an argieIf i was an argie, why would i hate dogs? (I don't care either way about them personally, but let's presume i did)
>>5054176>this fag is an unironic janny or has /an/ jannies in his shartycordVery grim
i miss Shadow and the female black shepherd the mostthose posts were always supremely comfy
>>5054179>>5054176you are equally schizophrenic and born of toxoplasmosis
>>5054198This photograph cured my racism!
>>5054180I got dog fucker vibes from the latter honestly
>>5054226given that the cat schizo admitted to recruiting from dogfucker forums to try and force his preconceived narrative… it’s possible.
The husky jew, german shepherd yokel, and pete were the best.
>>5054228>Given that (schizo headcanon)Not buying it
>>5054231Pete was my favorite. Maple and juniper are always a very pleasant sight as well. Have an infamous webm from when dog was a little better...On an aside I cannot wait for the grass to start growing back. It feels like an eternity between green fields. Im looking forward to seeing what 10 tons of pig shit will do for my pastures as well.
>>5054239>headcanonOh sorry you’re a newfag? You don’t have the ghost post mixer?
>>5054231The fat beagle was kino
I'm surprised KnottyPaws never comes to /dog/
anyamolester made a thread on /adv/ to recruit more zoosadists to torture animals >>>/adv/33749398
>>5054334remember old 4chanwhen the staff would actively try to get the feds on people like thisthis guy has been openly admitting to fucking animals for over a year and the mods are like "leave that shit up"
huskies eat poop
>>5054362All dogs do that
Huskies are a meme Reddit dog, I hope they taper off in heartbreaking fashion
>white shepard, 100lbs if not more>absolutely refuses to let her nails be cut>normal walking on the ground splays her toes because they're too longThe nail clipper we have won't even fit around the nails (anymore). I tried buying a grinder and she doesn't immediately run away from this but once it started vibrating on her nails it's no good.What do? It's the family's dog not mine for what it's worth. Very much not people friendly, so they don't want to take it to a groomer / vet.From my own limited imagination the only options seem to be drug it unconscious or restrain it, but I have no drugs and no means to restrain it. Any suggestions?
>>5054392Teach dog to scratch nails on sandpaper glued to wood for treats. Look it up.
>>5054395That'll work for maintenance, but I need to trim them before I can even get her to that point.
>>5054392you can't let the dog beat you, muzzle her if you must and just have patience and persistence to use normal nail clippers. buy a new sharp one that is large enough and has a safety stopper so you can cut a tiny bit at a time. you do NOT want to cut into the quick of an anxious dog!from the description it sounds like it's just a matter of time before a claw breaks, so you really need to do something about themmy shepherd hated nail trimming too but once he realized there's no escape and it doesn't actually hurt he started letting me trim them with little to no fuss. I use a dremel afterwards just to blunt the edges,
>out walking in local park next to the forest>walk behind lady with her dog>dog takes a fat shit on the grass>she sees me walking by and puts her hand in pocket>yeah sure you got a bag>turn around after 5 meters>she's already on her way, hands empty>point and ask if she picked up after her dog>she says zip-zip and does the motion at her mouth>i just stare at her childish behavior>she says we're in a forest and walks away>tell her we're in a park, the forest is at least 100 meters away>ignores mecould i have done anything?
>>5054440scoop the poop and put it in her pocket
>>5052984>give my dog oil from mackerel tins and leftover fish skins>vet says she has developed cataracts>recommends best way to slow them is with fish oilhave I been missing something or is this a different kind of fish oil?
>>5054304Quiet before you summon him
Do you guys know any sort of guide online to tutor/teach a dog? A female dog was abandoned near my workplace and I took her home, after a couple of months I realized she was pregnant and now I have 4 puppies to take care of, today they're about 40 to 50 days old. I tried to search for people who'd like to adopt them (and adoption centers) but so far I had no luck, worse case scenario I'll stay with them but I'd like to make them behave a little.
Huskies are taking over
>>5054446/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html/dog/ car safety:https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses//dog/ approved training:https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdfhttps://aggressivedog.com/https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositivehttps://www.youtube.com/@kikopuphttps://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraininghttps://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!): Barbara StreisandQuality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip
>>5054481Thanks! I'll read through it and watch the guides.
Shower with your dog. That is all.
>>5054570fuck off cat schizo
>>5054570I already do
He is so cutee
>>5053022YESS DO IT
>Decide to take my dog outside my suburbs into a more rural area>Surely he'll get more mental stimulation from sniffing new things out here>People with low fences and big fucking dogs everywhere>Easily clearable if the dog wanted to>Barking like maniacs>Loose dogs on the streetsHoly moly that was very stressful, I don't think I'll ever do that again. I wouldn't hesitate to kill another dog to protect mine but I would hate being put into that situation. I'm going to try a hiking trail next maybe that'll be a bit better.
Why don't you guys ever take your dogs on cozy adventures
>>5054690
>>5054585>he doesn’t shower with his WVLF brothersShame. I also sleep on the floor sometimes.
>>5054570I’m a husky owner if you’re wondering.
>>5054690It's disgusting where I live. Unbearably hot and humid 8-12 months out of the year. Nothing but flat forest, swamp, and muddy polluted water. Swarming with mosquitoes, ticks, and snakes. Much cozier inside.
>>5054442They put rape oil in those tins. >>5054392wrap him in rope.
You should post in saturdog>>5054835
>>5054836Your trend isn't going to catch on huskypaco.
Cat owners are literal scumfuck. I'm not going to house sit your litterbox for 15 days $750. Pay the full amount you cheap niggers.
>>5054854>my fellow dogs, do not post dog pictures anywhere but /dog/. also, i hate huskies. your mask just slipped. this explains a lot.
Why are half the dogs at the local shelters staffies and why does it say families with lots of time, no pets and no kids only
>>5054873Google >process church of the final judgement best friends animal society>best friends animal society pitbull lobby>satanic cults child and animal sacrificeSome things should just be conspiracy theories. This one isn’t. Satanists are trying to shill their golden bull.
>>5054876this is an actual thing americans do. they have their weird religions like mormons, scientologists, pentacostals, etc.
>>5054876Moshi moshi schizo-kun
>>5054884Americans are schizos who turn weird cults into institutions. Pointing it out isn’t schizo just because the most basic description of their magic underwear satanic church bullshit sounds crazy.
>>5054873Because they're all damaged dogs that should be put down. Because adopting one is a full time job in order for the dog to not be a menace because whatever retard got the dog due to propaganda thought they could have one. Left it in the backyard and didn't train it at all. Staffies aren't bad dogs, but they need a gentle, but firm owner which could be said about a lot of dogs. The people who get those dogs think they can use dude bro methods on it but the dog isn't a pushover and will push back like any other intelligent dog breed.
