How am I supposed to take a dump like this?
Bro is trying to provide moral support like you would to a pregnant woman in labour
>>5054002looks like you're shitting naked
>>5054009You don't shit with your trousers and underwear off?
>>5054009
>>5054018>>5054019If I know I'm going to have a real challenging shit I usually take of my clothes and go full feral mode
I find that if I wear anything on my feet I shit far less than I would with my feet bare
>>5054002>Posting gore on a blue boardNever post here again.
>>5054004Kek yeah that's sounds about right
>>5054002Move your fucking leg taxoid, that's how.
If I leave the door open (as I am wont to do), mine will sometimes come in and start biting my shins
>>5054002If your shit is horrific and smelly enough they go awaySometimes
>>5054138I hope this is AI
>>5054002My cat used to do that all the time before, now she slides her toys under the door.
>>5054002They like to make sure you're safe while pooping.My cats will sit in the doorway and watch the hallway for would-be intruders.
>>5054009Feels good man
>>5054417nope, it's real
