New lake monster (Champie) picture just dropped
>>5058221The round body, dark back and short limbs make it look like it's some kind of turtle species. Not any one ive seen before.
>>5058221It's got a charming smile
>>5058221fake and gay
it's a fish
>>5058230Adds up actually. The bodette affolter flim said it was a long necked, turtle-like creature.
>>5058221your mother?
>>5058221It's bullshit. Champ is just a big sturgeon. >t. knower
>>5058221Thanks bro i wouldn't have seen it without the arrow
>>5058221Congrats. You hit a decomposing bear carcass with your boat.
>>5058221Isn't Champy supposed to be serpentine? That looks quite different from every other description and alleged photo of Champy.>>5058340It does look like it could be a bear carcass, assuming the photo isn't shopped/AI that's probably the most likely explanation.
>>5058343>That looks quite different from every other description and alleged photo of Champy.Looks similar to the Bodette film. The Mansi photo is pretty much proven fake.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjsB3oosZQI
>>5058343>bear carcass.Yah. If it isn’t AIslop, that’s my bet. Even the splash looks like it. Thing is probably a bit bloated with gas, they thump it with their boat and it bobs up and down producing the splash as a result of the impact. Could also be some gas release.
>>5058343Why is it the most likely explanation? Do you realize how fuckhuge lake Champlain is?
>>5058221Didn't harbor seals use to inhabit Lake Champlain before the 1700s?Perhaps one managed to somehow make it back into the lake (assuming this isn't AI).
>>5058234Can confirm it tried to suck my cock in the middle of the Atlantic DO NOT GO SWIMMING ALONE IT WILL TRY TO COPOPULATE WITH YOU
>>5058221Apparently more people are leaning to a distorted pike/pikes.Also apparently they just sometimes do this? Can explain a good chunk of lake monster sightings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z90WG4vTQZs
>>5058230The off-green skin and the beady eye makes it look like a kemps ridley turtle.
It's literally just some kind of bird diving under the water to catch a fish.
>>5058221That's a Bird. Gannet or cormorant or similar I'd guess.
>>5058221It was me. Sorry i was drunk
>>5058442I would 100% think that's a monster. Even tho i know it is a fish i don't understand what i'm looking at
>>5058410Not as huge as my dick
>>5058354Holy shit I thought I hallucinated this video, I remember watching this live and being spooked.
>>5058656it's a video? Can someone link it?
>>5058354>most researchers believe it's probably a sturgeon of some kindthere you go. i don't think people realize just how fucking huge sturgeon can get. some can easily swallow a human whole.
>>5058221It's clearly a diving bird of some kind. If you look closely you can see it's beak is quite long.
>>5058221Not a monster, prob a bird or something else already mentioned itt.
>>5058732But birds are monster
>>5058221Long beak on that bird, I bet its meal is kosher.
>>5058221who is that faggot and what did he do to nessie
>>5058221he's my friend =)
>>5058410It looks like a decomposing bear is why. The lake is large and rural. There are bears in the area.
>>5058696My dad's buddy was in the Coast Guard, and he was stationed on Lake Champlain back in the nineties. And that's what he says. Fuckhuge sturgeon. They're ancient fish, more or less unchanged since the Mesozoic era. If they're old enough, they're basically a lake monster unto themselves.
can you draw another arrow? i can't see where it is.
>>5059046ok! i hope this helps, anon! :)
