>look man. you have a cozy house and I can warm my ass in it over winter for free. deal?
But shower regularly.
>dumbass wakes up in the middle of winter and now you have to feed him until spring
I will take one antenna and one leg from your sweetest child as payment each month
I hate these niggers so much its unreal. What predates on them? Mantids? I will unleash manmade horrors beyond their comprehension on these niggers. I will Weyland-Yutani their asses.
>>5058630>What predates on them?A horde unhinged anons
>>5058484I just don't understand how they get in.They seem to materialize from nothing. I don't mind taking them out, but it's just puzzling.
>>5058484Literally just killed one that spawned in my room from thin air
>>5058821what I don't understand is why the internet is full of articles like>NEVER EVEN GET THE IDEA OF SQUISHING THEM!! THEY'LL STINK YOUR HOUSE UP WITH TOXIC GASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!meanwhile if you actually even accidentally step on one all that will happen is that your room will suddenly have a quite intensive smell of something that resembles freshly cut grass but 10x more intense. before I witnessed that I was lead to believe by articles like that it's an absolutely horrible smell. I thought it would be something like rotting fish or flesh. I don't get why people are so horrified by the actual smell.
>>5058826Pic of the author of those articles: >>5058484
>>5058826Oh yeah it's a really nice smell of a meadow but intense>>5058827kek
>>5058826>before I witnessed that I was lead to believe by articles like that it's an absolutely horrible smell. I thought it would be something like rotting fish or flesh.Same. Those posts make it seem like the most horrible smell on earth
>>5058826Worst thing about them is that if you get it on your skin while picking them up, there's nothing you can do to get it off (literally nothing).So you just have to smell like rotten iron for a few hours.
My gramma said that the brighter your soul is, the better they smell to you. I smell licorice/meadow mix
>>5058846I pick them up and take them, and even when they're very actively and clearly not liking being handled, they never get their smell on me.
>>5058847HUH.Grandmas have the most interesting takes. Always.
I just pick them up and throw them outside, they never release any kind of smell on me
>>5058847To me, they smell like intense cucumber and cut grass. Very much a late summer smell.
>>5058484A deal implies exchange. What do I get out of it? Sounds like nothing.Goodbye.
>>5058484all fine and good until they invite 30 of their friends over for a party on the inside of your curtains
>>5058847fuckin' genestealer cultists...
>>5058826Its not death levels of bad but I hate how despite being a meadow-esque smell it still smells "insecty". It's kind of like how we make artificial scents for laundry soap and whatnot, it reminds you of <thing> but it has such a chemical tang that it could never be <thing>.
