My cat scratched me. Can it cause infection?
>>5060268i think ur already infected wit someting broseph
>>5060268nah you're good man
>>5060268Lmao brotha you already have the zombie virus, why are you worried about cat scratch fever?
>>5060268why are you metallic
mmm yes tasty colloidal silver
>>5060268Just rub some soap on it you n’wah
>>5060268Indoor cat? Probably not
>>5060268Wtf dunmer are real?
>>5060268Nigger you look ghoulish how are you alive.
>>5060268This is why you keep your farm tools in check.
>>5060268What race is this?
>>5060346Drow, possibly.
>>5060346Some manner of undead or a drow or an undead drow
>>5060268my n'wah, you need to stop worrying about the cat and start worrying about the cliff racers outside your house
I think you should worry more about the T-Virus in your body than the goddamned cat scratches.
>>5060275lmfao
>>5060268Is that a knee? An elbow? What the fuck am I looking at?
>>5060355The cat scratched him because his people scorned the Seldarine you know.
>>5060268this is why you dont have alfiq house slaves N'wah, I told you dawg
>>5060268Easy on the mercury, Qin Shi Huang
>>5060268Ayyy
>>5060268I think (YOU) could've infected your cat.
If it's bleeding, maybe. Bites are a LOT worse than scratches though, even considering litter and all that. A scratch is probably fine with some rubbing alcohol, if a bite ever looks like it's even slightly looking worse you want to get some antibiotics.
>>5060268Just switch back to human flesh mode then go back to living metal, Colossus.
>>5060268ayyyyyy lmao
>>5060268Can't you surf over to where Galactus is hanging out and just ask him to cure your infection?
>>5060268Nah. You gotta be alive to get infected with something
Boomers wrote tales about thishttps://youtu.be/I47floRRAFs?si=S535yMhkFMxfPbUq
>>5060268Are you magnetic?
>>5060268Bro..why the fuck does your skin look like fish skin? the thumbnail made me think it was the tailend of sardine or some blue fish. Its too shiny but weird , not oily its more like the skin itself has a sheen to it. Are you a fucking merman?
Best /an/ thread in a while. So what kind of creature is OP.
>>5060863pretty sure it's a forearm and a wrist and he just has very long fucked up hands, and the fingers are out of frame
>>5060268I'd worry more about your transformation into a lich
>>5061352Thats a leg bro it has the big bone on the side
>>5061372oh yeah now I see it
>>5060268How's the weather in insmouth?
i don't like this
>>5060268You mean your Khajiit slave scratched you, sera?
Legendary thread
>>5060268Im fucking begging you bro go outside and eat some vitamins
>>5060268Based chosen undead
>>5061372hows that a leg its clearly his arm
>>5061792He's putting his foot on the table nigga. His toes are just off camera on the top, that shape is not normal for an arm.
>>5060346Slav
>>5061796wut, its so obviously an arm bro you need to quit weed it fucks your brain up and you start saying dumb shit like that
>>5061808Your knuckle is showing, his isn't and still goes on longer than yours. Use your eyes to compare dumbass.
>>5060346A white of the olive skinned variety that doesn't get any sun.We turn greenish pale, rather than pinkish pale.
>>5061848>Use your eyesApply this wise advice to yourself, where is the heel on OP's pic?
>>5060275I chuckled
>>5060268Why are you the same colour as a Tuna?
>>5061866The camera is looking down from on top, so the perspective shown hides it, do you think things stop existing when you don't directly see them?
>>5061872>>5061878The shadow says otherwise.
>>5061885Honestly I would ask OP for a better picture to settle it but he's probably dead now.
>>5061897OP looks like he has a half-life of up to 40K years or so.
>>5061885No it doesn't. Jesus, this is why art education is necessary for the retarded. Did you never learn perspective in school? Would you like some cake?
>>5061885>The shadow says otherwise