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>climb up cliff
>too fat and retarded to go down the same way
>fall down cliff and die

I didn't realize walruses were this stupid
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>>5061680
apparently this is because global warming or whatever
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>>5061680
Humans die by falling all the time
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>>5061707
idk man you can't just endlessly blame the stupidity of animals on global warming or some other boogeyman

they are incredibly dumb and they suffered the consequences for it. maybe the ones with a couple more brain cells will be able to reproduce

>>5061712
do we die by falling all together in massive pits though? do we see a huge pile of human bodies at the bottom of a cliff and still decide to climb down?? wtf are these guys thinking
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>>5061680
oh boy more ai garbage, thanks
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>>5061713
Yes, people die in stampedes & crowd crushes.
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>>5061707
That's just been asserted by laymen, there is nothing to suggest that.
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>>5061707
The beaches are getting crowded because the sea ice keeps melting and walruses end up spreading out to avoid being crushed by other walruses in these giant piles. The problem is that a marine animal isn't going to have good depth perception so they end up falling off the edge of cliffs.
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Good.
this just provides an evolutionary pressure that selects for non-suicidal walruses who can identify sharp drop-offs
not a problem, carry on
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>>5061680
>>5061707
I remember when some news corp was so outraged about the show saying melting ice was responsible that they spun a story about how the film crew was deliberately scaring walruses off cliffs with drones, even though none of the walruses were panicking and they didn’t react to drones at all in any other shot. Good times
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>>5061754
can we please stop calling everything ai? it's making me upset
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>>5061680
lmao what the fuck this is some midsommar kind of shit
at least the young don't do this, right?
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>>5062089
Cool made up story with no source fed anon.
>>5062284
>>5061680
>>5061754
Yep, It's probably ai garbage. A reverse image search doesn't bring up a single match and the OP is too fucking stupid to provide a source.
This isn't a new thing either. You should always provide a fucking source. Fake pictures weren't invented by ai, it has merely been made much easier for people with no money and double digit IQs.
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>>5061920
This behavior was observed over 100 years ago.
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>>5062717
it’s from a David Attenborough doc retard anon
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>>5062717
God damn you're retarded
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>>5062736
>>5062735
Wow, what's the name of the documentary genius op? Oh right, you've got no fucking idea because it's ai...
Link, date? anything?
Oh right, you've got absolutely no idea because it's ai.
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>>5061920
>The beaches are getting crowded
No they’re not even in the documentary this is from you can see miles of empty coastline from an aerial view with a million walruses piled up on top of each other for no reason
dumb shit
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>>5062738
What? Nigga im pretty sure it's planet earth 2
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>>5062743
Pretty sure?
You want me to waste my time checking your meaningless guess mr ghetto ebonics speaker?
All six one-hour long episodes?
Holy shit do I hate 4channers.
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>>5062738
>Our planet episode 2, 2020
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTQ3Ko9ZKg8
You could at least try and look it up retard anon
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>>5062717
>>5062738
>>5062745
Do you enjoy embarrassing yourself online or what?
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>>5062746
>>5062747
It's not there you fucking idiot.
The op picture never appears as a scene in that episode. Holy shit.
Is this another fucking bot reply section.
I'm just going to get suggestions that vaguely resemble to op pic forever...
This is just another repeat of the thread where bots confused the mola mola carcass with a spermwhale mouth.
Fuck this stupid bot/fed/thirdie shithole.
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>>5062748
Whatever you say retard anon
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>>5062750
Silence brainless chatgpt bot.
Holy fuck.
Such a simple request and all that replies are fucking bots that can't process basic visual information.
What a stupid shithole 4ch is.
Just a sea of stupid bots talking to each other forever and ever and ever.
That's it. It only took a few years and now 4ch is just bots, feds and the rare actual human.
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>>5062752
(You) should kill yourself.
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>>5062748
>>5062752
Seething tourist
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>>5062753
You were never alive bot.
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>>5062754
You're a bot. You're the ultimate tourist. You're not even human.
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>>5062755
>>5062757
Please jump off a cliff like this walrus>>5062285
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>>5062757
If I’m a bot then what does that say about the one engaging with a both while crying and shitting his pants?
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>>5062758
>>5062759
Oh wow, the bots are regurgitating out of context random 4ch speech patterns they were trained on guys!!!
Can't accurately parse any visual information.
Can't think.
Can't do anything really.
Fascinating.
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>>5062761
I think you’re mad
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>>5062762
You don't think. you're a bot.
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>>5062764
Clearly you don’t do much thinking yourself
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>>5062767
Said the bot...
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>>5062738
>>5062717
Here’s one of those Qanon boomers that really shouldn’t be here
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>>5062879
Oh wow, the bot mentioned "boomer" and "Qanon" out of nowhere, definitely trained on chan text. interesting. Can't provide the source for the OP image though. Makes sense. It's just a chatbot trained on autistic chan gibberish. It's just going to say random irrelevant words forever. That is all it can ever do.

Might as well post a random Walrus factoid then...

"Walrus males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (25 in) in length, the largest of any land mammal, both in absolute size and relative to body size"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus

"The largest oosik ever recovered measured four-and-a-half feet long, belonging to a long-extinct walrus of gigantic proportions. Found by Russian fossil hunters combing defrosting permafrost for wooly mammoth remains, the four-foot oosik was so well preserved that bits of skin remained intact. The team first mistook the object’s size and thought it must be a mammoth tusk, but a fossil dealer preparing to clean the oosik luckily realized what it was before damaging the specimen. Dated to be around 10,000 years old, with preserved skin, the rare find was eventually acquired by Ripley’s Believe it or Not! for $8,000. It’s currently on display at the Ripley’s Odditorium in San Francisco."
https://nanaimonewsnow.com/2018/10/10/fossilized-oosik-ancient-walrus-penile-bone/
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>>5061680
What does walrus meat taste like
The cameramen should have a taste too
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>>5061680
This is a perfect ethical source of ivory, but I would feel kind of bad taking their teeth away, but it’s not like they’ll need them. Imagine all of the beautiful items that can be made, why can’t these stupid fucking laws be nuanced.
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>>5062878
Are you like one of those people who argues with grok on twitter
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>>5061712
yeah dude happened to me
>>5062717
aipocalypse



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