Post your favorite ratite
>>5061695that's the only animal I'm scared off for some reason.
Patrician: Elephant BirdContrarian: RheaPlebian: OstrichChad: KiwiBeta Cuck: MoaChud: EmuEdgelord: Cassowary WELL ACKSUALLY: TinamouThis list is definitive.
>>5061695The poor man likes cassowaries because of their reputation for being dangerous. The rich man likes cassowaries because they are fruit eating giants that live in a Jurassic rainforest