>>5062279those humans paid an arm and a leg to ride that boat and this guy gets to ride it for free
>>5062274just let him sneeze
>>5062274there seem to be a ton of fucked up deer type creatures the general public doesn't really know about
>>5062293Do you see any arms and legs on him, asshole? He paid, too.
>>5062290How is that snail moving so fast? I thought they were slow
>>5062302so it seems... so it seems...
>>5062274what a dik
>>5062274Ah yes, the noble penis-penis.
>>5062315kek
>>5062324What is the name of this bunny-deer thing?
bump
>>5062279>instantly hops up on the comfy padded benchHe's done this before.
>>5062355Is it a cow? A horse?
>>5062409It's an antelope.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nilgai>The nilgai was introduced to Texas in 1924
>>5062324>>5062355why is stuff like this kept under wraps? who benefits from me not knowing about these creatures?
>>5062420Big Ungulate
>>5062274
>>5062441what the fuck did he bite?
>>5062455either ballsack or foreskinremember to neuter your cats young, folks. it prevents them from having to go outside and keeps their junk small and out of the way.
>>5062456jesus christ stretching it that far, I'm surprised it didn't rip off
>>5062455It's AI.
>>5062470stop saying that
>>5062373Larry.srsly, though, those are maras. Can't quite tell which because I'm not super duper familiar with them but there are only two types, Patagonian and Chacoan. I think those are Chacoan ones.
>>5062441kek
>>5062441Laughing so hard I'm crying. Thanks anon for posting this.
>>5062424That's what I call my wife after dark.
>>5062488Thx!
>>5062419What a cut lil' gai.
>>5062420The demons that alter reality are wiping your memory to forget these animals exist in an endless loop. You learned what a saiga antelope was last week and already forgot.
>>5062556Man, I hate those demons. I ran into one at walmart the other day and he cut in line in front of me.
>>5062527>>5062578>>5062290AI slop
>>5062601
>>5062281How long is this time lapse?
>>5062605Has science gone too far?
>>5062470Thank fucking god, that looked painful
>>5062470the first part is an edit (the balls grab), the cut to the cat in pain is ai
>>5062602>>5062605I hope that someday AI makes prehistoric animal vids (CGI docos are great but I crave things that look real)
>>5062441>the cat with bread on his head at the end
>>5062636best i got
>>5062276thai pole
>>5062281Would
>>5062602where's his hair net, he's going to get fur in everything
>>5062702would I die if I took a dip in there? also how do the eels don't shock each other or themselves, do they have resistance against electricity damage?
>>5062333This. Checked.
>>5062605Dey fly nou?!
>>5062602if McDonald's owned Monster Hunter.
>>5062605it shouldn't be able to fly due to the laws of aerodynamics, but the guinea bee isn't aware of that so it can still fly
>>5062709>It would be extremely enlightening.
Remember the secret italian supercat? This is him now. Feel old yet?
>>5062709Their skin is indeed insulating but I doubt that this video shows electrical activity, what would be the reason? (they are "on" when they hunt or for defense)
>>5062784The sinister Italian space program...
>>506260820 seconds
>>5062278satisfying slurp at the end
>>5062701bazinga
Remember keep your guns locked up.
>>5063082Grok is this real?
>>5063083Yes, cats are extremely dangerous! Why do you think there were multiple mass cat burnings in medieval Europe?
>>5062441even my nutsack doesn't stretch that far, I think this is edited or maybe just good ai, and no cat would stand up and lose its balance backwards like a person. it's funny, but fake.
>>5063092:(
>>5063082Yeah, its obviously AI, but not for the reasons you think.We now live in the age where ANYTHING we see in media is easy FAKE and/or GAY.The government has probably had this tech for years before we had access to it.We are absolutely fucked.
>>5063142Ignore the subhuman anti cat schizo he's obsessed with autistically hating cats
>>5063144Julian Assange interview from ~2014 :)
>>5063092Ironically, because cats spread black plague as easily as rats do, and do absolutely nothing to drive out or kill off the rats themselves. Black cats in particular because it's more difficult to see if a cat has fleas and avoid them.Cats became associated with witchcraft because people didn't have germ theory, so people getting plague from being around cats, especially black cats they couldn't tell had fleas, were thought to be cursed by witches, and whenever cats left, a million rats showed up out of "nowhere" (they were always there, cats make rats hide instead of making rats leave). Eventually people wised up and created terriers in the mid 1800s.Today only thirdies think cats do anything but look cute
>>5063152So to be clear you're also on board with the mass extermination of wolves and the breeding of pugs, pitbulls, etc?
>>5063092>>5063152Kill yourself samefag
>>5062276bro I'll fight that bird fuck him if he thinks he could win
>>5062278i thought their tunks would be stronger, i've seen them break countless indian spines with ease
>>5062702why don't we harness their electrical powers for unlimited energy?
>>5062441Stop posting fake shit.>>5062472>stop saying thatStop posting obvious photoshopped or ai shit.It's obvious. You're not smart. You're a mouth-breathing genetic reject who shouldn't even exist.>>5062610>Thank fucking god, that looked painfulSeriously? You thought a 1cm ballsack could magically stretch 35cm for a split second like a fucking rubber band?Mate, you're so stupid I don't even know what to say. Hopefully you're just another bot.>>5063082You're one of those stupid autistic children that posted cat dancing gifs in the 2000's and wondered why your irl cat couldn't dance.It's not funny, you're just a fucking moron that nobody will miss when you die.>>5063150Holy shit you idiot. who / what / where / when / source / link ?You're probably another bot.
>>5062578For anyone wondering, yes, that is a real video.https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/r70e2a/this_reindeer_easily_keeping_pace_with_a_train/
>>5063082
>>5063220Birds like flying in front of my car for sport. On windy days I've seen pigeons with a tailwind fly around 45+mph.
>>5063232is that real?
>>5063235Yes. The rare dire-squirrel is a big fan of electro funk.
>>5063233Yeah, exactly. I've had an Australian raven do that over here. Not often but it happens.
>>5063235Is your brain real? Or just imaginary?
>>5063241how could my thoughts be real if my brain's not real?
>>5063219>>5063241Your clitty is leaking
>>5063244You're a bot repeating human language patterns without understanding what they actually mean?
>>5063245The clitoris doesn't emit fluid you fucking homosexual moron bot.You're so fucking gay that you think women piss through their clitoris.
>>5062601>swamp hen chick>dunno about the reindeer>timlaspe of a snail eating a tomato.
>>5063252yeah the snailmato is real 100%, don't know what he's on about
>>5062698https://youtu.be/Q6hkUxYSToo
>>5063252He's a chatbot that posts obvious ai and then calls all the real videos ai.Oldest trick in the book.
>>5063261but for what purpose?
>>5063262muddying the waters
>>5062988lol wouldn't have expected that they scratch their heads like dogs. what the fuck are they scratching without fur or soft sking
>>5063271Scutes and hair don't contain nerve cells you fucking chatGPT melanated fed moron.Is this it? Real human users reply to fucking 4ch fedbots forever and unintentionally train them?
>>5063271nigga, fucking turtles scratch their backs
>>5063286Thanks for the input Diddy Ye we waz kangz.
>>5062605nice
>>5062556That looks like the blue guy from star wars, or he wants to sell me a high interest loan.
>>5062293you mad wagie? neetseel does whatever he wants
>>5063403>Haha, you're a wagie, I'm cool because I have no job or money and live with my mother...
>>5063361>no videos please, this is a private prawrperty
>>5062279do you think he lets people pet him
>>5063438Isn't it too old to be playing with dolls?
>>5062527the basedcreature, or mega skarmory if you prefer.
>>5062626here's a youtube channel of someone making 3d renders of cambrian animals:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBzlkPS7ZUw
>>5062720you're a wise guy
>>5063564Neat.Thx, anon!
>>5063529He's not even 18 yet, let him feed the baby!Probably, anyway, Siamese stay spry for a long time.
>>5063438Awww cute
>>5063688why did he do it?
>>5062605>not leaving behind a trail of shit pelletsObviously fake.
>>5063707What a messy eater.
>>5063719oh no it's retarded
>>5063719HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5063719>WAIT COME BACK THIS IS WHERE THE FOOD GOESMainly I'm impressed he was able to catch it in the first place with the crippled back legs.
>>5062527The Beast
>>5062527this can't be real
>>5063776I don't know the bird but it is possible for a juvenile. I've seen other big leg birds where they grow out before the body.
>>5063693she*
>>5063780Do you think that's a red hat bro?
>>5063703they look kinda goofy and non threatening until you notice the monster claws
>>5062441OH MOMMA THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!!
>>5063719
>>5063705why he so f r e a k y
>>5063705a lewd elephant
>>5063241>Is your brain real? Or just imagin-ACK
>>5063832I hate the sandal as a shoe form, the second things get crazy and you need traction and protection, the thing falls off
>>5063832Could more squirrels give bipoc/melanated WeWazKangz anons Rabies?Please?
>>5062280fucking lag
>>5063688what did the chicken say to the road?
>>5062313Always wondered how it be to own a gliding animal
>>5062602Even though I knew it was slop, every time I saw his little paws making contact with what should be a hot surface, I held my breath and braced for the burns.
>>5063834I guess you don't ride a bike or motorcycle. That's a standard issue crash apparel
>>5063715Dude, if you bite into a whole cherry tomato that's pretty much the way it goes. Granted, he could have done a little bit better there at the end.
>>5064011I didn't realize it but the second sandal flies off after he falls and the squirrel attack is over
