JFC, these are the saddest looking monkeys I've ever seen.
>>5062642>The best candid photo they could get of the animals was them huddling together in a corner like holocaust victims.It's sad, but also lmao.
>>5062642>raising monkeys for a profitWhat compels people to do this? Surely you could make more money with less effort breeding literally anything else
>>5062668imagine, if you will, slammed Macaques
>>5062642a million billion keks at these KWABs
>>5062673Mine eyes have been openedI now see with clear vision what must be done
>>5062642Their purpose is to breed then their infants are forcefully taken from them. Those monkeys have unspeakable mental trauma.
>Florida
>>5062642Dumbass boomer really lacks self awareness. What is this demented scene meant to appeal to, monkey torturers?
>>5062673https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyAOhE0YeA
>>5062728He's evil
They look pitiful.
lmao there's more
>>5063322They are absolutely terrified of him. They were beaten, hurt and were powerless watching their infants taken from them.
>>5063326https://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/profile/74935/curt-krebs
>>5062741You are retarded nobody is going to buy a troop of monkeys costing 40000 usd out of pity.
Anyone fancy buying a diaper-trained baby monkey?
>>5063328You know, my grandfather (rest his soul beaten to death by chimps) always said "son, never buy yourself a monkey from a man looking to get out of the primate trade"I think I'll be taking his advice, won't be acquiring my next monkey from a man who's been chewed up and spit out by the gameAny man who buys one of those "pet" primates is a FOOL
Is this even legal?
>>5063326He probably treats them better than 99% of the monkey owners I've seen on 4chan
>>5062642Not me, I've been to SukhumiThis Krebs guy comes up a lot in the monkey worldhttps://newspaper.animalpeopleforum.org/2000/04/01/the-animal-underworld-allegations/Reminds me of that one line in Tiger King that monkey people are all insane
Why is there no price listed?
>>5062642>FloridaWell yeah, it's the home state of meth-using Trump voting leatherneck boomers. You think they actually have compassion for animals and nature?
>>5063374If you have to ask you can't afford them.
>>5063421Where did I say anything about race?
>>5063370This is basically the monkey equivalent of a puppy mill so no their only purpose is making infants to be taken away
>>5063463>>5063421Return to /pol/
>>5063473Yes, it’s /po/. Also, stop calling people feds when you are one. It’s bad form. At least call them mossad.
>>5063478May your issue gun be replaced with a p320
>>5063493If you were a 4channer you would have got the joke. Even redditors would get the joke.
>>5063496It doesn't know anything about guns because it's a zigger ESL. It's why it calls everyone feds. It's using Google Translate and it's the only insult it knows
>>5063497No it’s about you not really belonging here. You’re either a Q boomer or an eastern europoor/chang conscripted to spam propaganda.
>>5063507or god forbid, an aging us government employee posting on 4chan as a desk jobwhat a sad life that would be>white replacement amirite fellas>lets all get mad>You got any (you)s yet lieutenant?
>>5063473>>5063475What does the papercraft and origami board have to do with this?
>>5063523>>5063517So who pays you? Putin, xi, or hegseth? All 3 sides propaganda says the same shit for different reasonsLet’s deduce. Tell me, does russia have a bright future?
>selling them by the troophow long until he gives up? hedge your bets
>>5063333Squirrel monkeys don't deserve this. Should be a baby longtail macaque instead
>>5063533>unable to answerShill confirmed. I don’t care which side you’re on all I needed to know is that "calls everyone a fed" anon is an unc that doesn’t belong here and only shitposts for shekels. Return to /pol/.
I'm just going to say itMillion pity
>>5062692bruh theyre literally frowning
>>5063365KEK
>Thread gets multiple replies while I was gone>Turns out it's just retards fighting over politicsFucking hellAlso how is this site still up wtf
>>5063541They are very naughty monkeys
>>5063759Oh wow, they sell wolfdog mixes.
>>5063772Kill yourself
>>5063546It's fucked up that cartel tier animal torture is a funny may may on this board
>>5063759it's a honeypot
>>5063809Guy has a petting zoo business so the ad seems legit.
>>5062642>>5062692This is too depressing, can someone please faceapp big white smiles on their faces please
>>5063813He means 4chan being a hobeypot. It isn't but it has 0 security and the admins are obviously cooperating with police if you are involved in a crime
>>5063370I mean people on 4 chan were literally involved in distribution and creation of monkey torture material so yeah, he does treat them better, but he also running a Pink flamingos tier infant kill.
>>5063825*Infant mill
>>5063871You've been having a schizi meltdown this whole thread jeet. Go play on the train tracks.
>>5063871Toxoplasmosis claims another one. RIP your sanity.
>>5063807Quite pitiful you could say>>5063809There is a chance but idk, at the same time it doesn't seem that likely. Definitely at least a scam offer there though, domain has been running since 2004 according to Internet Archive
>>5063794
>>5063984They're really cute but also so ugly I don't know how to feel about them
How does the mammal pet trade work? Can people still import animals or are these all the descendants of animals from when regulations were less strict?
>>5063328>browsing through website>almost all states selling exotic animals are Missouri, Ohio, Tennessee Texas, Georgia or FloridaI am Jack's complete lack of shock
>>5063993it must be the latter. Some faggot on that website is selling a full heard of 16 exctinct in the wild chinese deer and the same faggot has 30 eurabian deer.
These animals belong in a museum!
>>5064014How can you possibly care for a heard of Dee
>>5063993>>5064014It’s both. Underground reptiles was selling wild caught sloths not long ago. It reeks of wildlife trafficking
>>5062642why are boomers so evil?
>>5064896Lead poisoning plus circumcision traumaBasically every serial killer was circumcised. They do it without anesthesia and it permanently alters brain development. 50% of the most innervated skin on the human body is peeled off and cut without anesthesia.
>>5064896Can you tell me you've never dreamed of being a king, nay, a GOD to a pitiful troop of little monkeys? Ruling over them as you force them to breed in atrocious conditions, stealing their offspring from their arms and perpetuating your tyranny for monkey generations beyond counting, until your overlordship is ingrained within their very genetic memory?
>>5063985They look like babies and old men at the same time. It's rather unnerving
>all these newfags trying to apply pityposting to non-macaque monkeys
>>5062642>>5062692>>5063322>>5064896 Boomers are evil but I’m surprised these monkeys get to live in a clean enclosure outdoors and aren’t in a box in the back of a trailer park. What exactly is the problem here?
Kill all macaques
>>5065025Keeping any pet captive for personal gain is wrong. It's just easier to see when they're closer phylogenetically.
I wnded up seeing the cruel world of monkey videos and boy it feed your racism against black chinknoids. Monkeys are the most punished animal in nature, whole troops tortured by people that never wore a shoe in their life.
>>5065025The whole stealing their infant over and over and over again thing mostly..
>>5065025They are too social and intelligent to just gloss over >>5065598 mostly
>>5063519They get caught in the crossfire all the time and its hilarious and sad at the same time.
I think monkey torture is the most hilarious thing ever.
>>5063381Fuck off redditnigger
>>5066013You're brown.
>>5063869>>5063871>owned by the feds>is a fed honeypotAre you retarded? Just because the site is being monitored doesnt mean ownership. And if you are a normal, thinking, non-retarded, non-autistic human being, you will ask yourself "what has the website done to warrant an oversight/monitoring?" and then realise that there are retarded people who go to this site to boast their inhumanity. Feds keep an eye on this place for a reason. And unlike 4ch which is mostly civil, 8ch was a literal "den of scum and villainy".
>>5063825>Pink flamingos tier infant millBro, I reference Waters movies here all the time and no one ever gets the references so I just wanted to let you know that I got it and I appreciate you, pham. You better get them chacha heels for Christmas. Black ones.
>>5062642>These are NOT pets so please don't think you're going to change thatChallenge accepted
>>5063553How the FUCK do you know that one is happy but the OP ones aren’t? Looks like the one you posted just took it in the ass like the joker and he wants to die.
>>5066029Could you please just go back to /his/
>>5063993You can still import animals but it's super strict so it's mostly the latter. This also drives up prices because now you have to captive breed them and the labor + scarcity. That's why fire belly toads that used to be $5 each and found in every petstore are now $50 each and can only be bought from breeders.You try to talk about this and retard redditors will go "YOU WANT WILD CAUGHT??? YOU'RE EVIL IT'S GOOD EVERYTHING IS RARE AND EXPENSIVE NOW" as if it didn't destroy literally every hobby. That's why there are no new fish, no new reptiles, no new amphibians, or birds, or inverts or plants being introduced. Go to a reptile expo now and it's all the same three species that every retard can shove into shoeboxes and pyramid skeem breed with minimal effort.I also heard of the conspiracy that it's on purpose because they want to bankrupt fish farms/exotic animal ranches in Florida to take their land for housing developments. With how the FWS down there is in cahoots with a lot of real estate investors I wouldn't doubt it.
>>5066372The issue with wild caught is brown skins not understanding a limit and instead purging wild populations to nothing.
>>5066029Who is this tourist that keeps whining about fed posting. Is this the same guy who calls everyone a bot when he says something retarded and people point it out as retarded?
>>5066450>it's an anon can't stop thinking about brown people episode
>>5066593I'm trans
>>5066589You wouldn't be upset unless it was true.
>>5066450so true, those things never EVER happened in europe or the states
>>5066888I'm just annoyed with you faggots constantly thinking about threads with your calvinkleinobsessionformen.jpg shit
>>5062654this
>>5063984That is a very naughty monkey. It needs to be taught proper discipline
You just know that motherfucke is into BMT
>>5062642There's no such thing as raising monkeys for profit, is there? It takes a couple years for the mother to gestate/raise each baby before being able to have another one.
>>5068254One Capuchin Monkey young every two years if you allow them properly raise the infant. I guess the 'for profit' partially depends upon how much you can sell them for, but I'm also willing to bet that if you don't actually care about the infant's long-term health and development or emotional bonds then you could force two pregnancies a year on each female and sell on the infants way before they'd naturally be ready to leave their mothers.
>>5062673I slammed macaque in ur mums vagine
>>5066029>IQWho asked? And that's solely because of nonwhite versus human population at the time, literally nothing else.Tetraethyl lead from car gasoline poisoned an entire generation and it's not only documented and physically provable with any living example of a boomer on MRI, it resulted in the advancement sterilization technology like basically all clean rooms were made because HUH everything has a thin layer of fucking lead on it and that fucks up shit that has less than a thou of tolerance.What a horrible boomer troll/AI post
>these animals are NOT pets>they are BREEDERS >PURELY FOR BREEDING>there is no affection or familiarity in this BREEDING>just pure animalistic BREEDING>all the animals have the fear of GOD in their eyesI find this a bit suspicious.
>>5066372>That's why there are no new fish, no new reptiles, no new amphibians, or birds, or inverts or plants being introduced.>Waaah! I can't Consoome moreproduct for my personal zoo.>I can't get more animals for muh pyramid schemes>I want every animal under the sun to be buyable by me for muh backyardWe already have virtually every animal. Upset you can't import XL mountain goats? Then go selectively breed for that shit like what we did with the great dane.
>>5066489Yeah I've noticed him too just ignore the queer.
>>5068537> fuck off atheist that human has dominion over the animals
>>5062642>>5062654Because they aren't tame, don't like humans, and a man has a camera shoved in their enclosure. No shit they're cowering. Why are you stalking ExoticAnimalsForSale just to bitch about things anyways?>>5062668Primates are unfortunately so popular because they are giga profitable, actually. Capuchins are always over $10,000 and some rarer species go for like $15,000. Spider monkeys sell for around $20,000. Marmosets go for $4,000 and tamarins $6,000. No clue what rich weirdos are buying them all but there is a big market.
>>5063984Look at that piece of shit acting like he owns the place. If i was the one filming that thing would know true terror
>>5071867>No clue what rich weirdos are buying them all but there is a big market.I think we know why they are buying them.
>>5063431Bruh trapping one of those infant monkeys in a tub full of ants could be considered "relatively tame" around here.
>>5064063So do Jews!
>>5071867>Capuchins are always over $10,000 and some rarer species go for like $15,000. Spider monkeys sell for around $20,000. Marmosets go for $4,000 and tamarins $6,000That still seems like a pretty inefficient way to do it. I could fit 500 slammed ball pythons worth 10k each in the same space as those monkeys have, and they would produce like 20 babies at a time. Monkey milling seems like an extremely inefficient way to do it compared to pyramid skeeming some genetic atrocities
>>5066077I appreciate it too, kek
>Americans will breed monkeys to sell to people as pets>Including chimps, who kill by ripping cocks and breasts off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjjxR55me6Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P3hPyfFv1k
Some highlights from that website:https://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/animals/84154/84154-binturongWhat the fuck even is a Bunturong?Someone's selling a goddamn kangaroo. I'm Australian, do you know how hard that would be to keep?https://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/animals/84149/84149-young-female-kangroo
>>5064896He looks like monkey epstein
Someone brought a pet monkey to my job today.
>>5074208they don't do it for money, it's for the love of the game
