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Why does nobody ever hype up the Golden Eagle while we hype up apex predator animals like the Tiger?

>perfectly stealthy, top speeds can fly around as fast as a bullet, can see and detect prey miles with its telescopic vision and has reflexes while flying that can make it able to swiftly dodge through tons of small openings in impossibly dense forestry at over 100mph.

>4 foot tall heavy af behemoth with razor sharp claws that are as big as the average human male dick size

>literally hunts and carries away prey as big as wolves and mountain lions
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>>5062779
>why do mammals think other mammals are much cooler than feathershits that weigh less than 20 lbs and crash into windows
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>>5062779
Nah, I'm constantly talking up my big bird chad, the golden eagle. I would like one as a pet.
No one IRL gives a shit tho
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>>5062779
Its a lightweight incel that needs surprise hit and runs to compete and still gets mogged by a 12 year old with a baseball bat

Meh animal.
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>>5062825
20 pounds but also travels like more than 150 mph tops and attacks by smashing into things with 5 inch long blades at those top speed transfering all of that force. Also can fly through dense forestry like a spy dodging alarm lasers at over 100mph and can see miles into the distance flawlessly.
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>>5062779
>6 foot wingspan
imagine the feathery hugs
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>>5062825
Kek, FPBP
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they are super cool
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>>5062779
What do you mean, eagles could be considered the most glazed apex predator in human history. For thousands of years countless coat of arms display fucking eagles
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>>5062779
because its not a harpy eagle or a wedge tail, or a condor
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>>5062779
For when you want to snipe in a melee based game:
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>>5063911
>>5063909
based bird
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They just aren't impressive to most people. There's no visible musculature, the shape really is gangly, they make high pitched girly noises, are flimsily built and weak, and are not a real threat to any human.



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