You're a dodo bird doing dodo bird things when suddenly you see this large floating other thing sailing to shore.What is your reaction?
>>5063369These are sailors, basically sea-niggers, nothing I do or squawk will quench their thirst for blood and cum.
fly away
Get back to doing dodo things. I don't feel anything seeing a ship, and if I don't care about it then it must be a nothingburger
>I'll be okay, I taste like shit
>>5063369>*eats a rocks*
>>5063699They were Italian, these birds?
>>5063369I peck at the ground.
>>5063710It took me a few seconds reading it out loud, but I kekd
>BOAT FRIENDS!
>>5063369Why didn't we domesticate dodos?
>>5064245Because we ate em all despite bringing invasive animals like pigs and goats as livestock to eat on the island.
>>5064247They went extinct because pigs and rats ate their eggs because they were retards who just nested on the ground out in the open.