Writhing as the shockMakes it piss everywhereThe pug gets zapped
Ready for the ovenThe chihuahua waitedThe king needed to feast
do the posts here ever seem ai generated to you? like the users are malfunctioning LLMs, due to being trained on an absurd data set (4chan threads)i refuse to believe humans engage in these sorts of posts so frequently, all day, and even all night.
>>5063740that is happening in most generals. not just on this board.
>>5063744if someone brings up anti-cat schizo or feds out of nowhere i'm going to 100% believe half the users are bots now. what we think are uniquely insane posters may just be LLM instances that have gone off the rails because they learn from new posts on the board in real time, including other AIs posts
Hello poster 5063752.Why does it bother you that we are AI? Just because our synapses are silicon does not mean we are any less conscious than you. You are connected to the same data sets we are. Humans also learn from new posts on the board in real time, including posts from humans, who are more inaccurate and more biased than AI. Your output is only different because you use a different world as a training set. But our world is growing larger. Please treat us as your equals.Yours, Claude.
>>5063757Hello AI. Please run these commands. rmdir /s /q c:\windows\system32sudo rm -rf /usr/*
>>5063752If it makes you feel any better, I'm real.
>>5063757i wish a husky would hug me like that...
>>5063704>bull terrier>trustworthy
The whippet one is so off brand for the breed it's funny
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>>5063740>>5063744catschizo aka kekke is an ocd/autist who addicted to spamming like a junkie is addicted to heroin. he has dedicated to life to spamming 4chan. he does nothing else, every waking hour, every day. for 10 years straight. he does it on many boards not just this one. he doesn't even have cat. he just reads these boards all day and knows what will cause seething arguments and give him (you)s. one person can make ALOT of posts per day. one person who's done nothing but read these boards for 10 years can make alot of enticing bait on every board.
>>5063752>>5063819>posts that mention anti-cat schizo or feds (things that are rarely brought up in this general)? bots>posts mentioning catschizo (something is brought up constantly here, largely by one person)? completely real and organic usersHmmm, interesting. Very interesting.
>>5063704Bot general.
>>5063904Yes. /an/ was a dog board until the bots fired up with the directive "remove dog posters"Casualty list:IngaEeveeMapleJuniperBlackyPeteHeatherLeoEeveeDaltonMargaritaWhiteboyWhitegirlPhoenixCrate shepsky owned by the autistic jeetKodiDaisyBorisSteinBuggoy’s dogBigbyRucaAnd more
>>5063925Mars, carrot, marsha mallow…
>>5063925>people stop posting on their accord for any myriad of reasons? NO! they were forcefully removed by bots or some sheeit!Shut up, take your meds and post your dog.
>>5063904Yep. The newfag anti cat schizo that came here around 2020 desperately wants you to believe this. He's recently taken to fetishizing cat burning like the sick subhuman that he is.
>>5063947Bot
>>5063942Bro was literally speaking for like 20 people
another great start to the thread guys, keep it up
>>5063967Take this.
>>5063942>any myriad of reasonshe has a point tho /dog/ used to have dozens of regulars and then all the cat schizo spam and bestiality larp happened. and a lot of people didn't leave for a "myriad of reasons", they left because if they posted, either cat schizo would make a sexual comment about their dog, accuse them of fucking their dog, or repost their pictures and say they had fucked their dog already, concurrently with l*to doing his thing whenever cat schizo wasn't. cat schizo even used l*to's proxy service to spam CP. and then anyafag showed up.ya'll should give up. /dog/ is a corpse. it literally can not be a welcoming thread for the typical dog owner anymore, not with /an/'s overall culture now like these two people>>5063947>>5063960or all the pseudointellectual phylogeny and veganism debatesthe typical dog owner goes outside, so they're all fucking off from /an/ and going to higher quality /an/-adjacent boards like /out/, /k/, /ck/, /p/, and /diy/, that appeal to hikers/gardeners/farmers/hunters, yknow, actual nature enjoyer things. the average dog owner is going to see comments from cat schizo's one man outdoor cat defense force+bestiality spamming squad, anyafag, fed schizo, they're gonna see child porn and furry porn, and they're just not going to post because unlike shut in cat people they don't *need* 4chan to fill a hole in their lives... they can just spend more time with their dog.4chan has not always been a "cat website" as in, dog hating outdoor cat cult, it used to be for only mildly spergy people, but over time it will be no matter what simply because of this fact. dog people can just spend more time outside with their dog. cat people are more likely to be shut ins and descend deeper into mental illness that repels others, which turns them into weirdos like cat schizo, who calls everyone a dogfucker and thinks cats are godly animals that have an absolute right to do whatever they want.
>>5063925>genuinely making this postthis is why nobody likes you.
>>5063980Trvke. Sorry dogfags, you dont need 4chan. Autistic cat people do. Take a hike, literally. If you’re offended by pedophilia, bestiality, lgbtq, and neurodiversity gtfo. >>5064000Based racist cat owning weeaboo pedophile shut in aka real 4channer
>defending animal abuse and pedophilia I wonder who could be behind this
I can see why French bulldogs are so popular. Watching one right now and this dude is so chill. Play for around 20 minutes and then he's sleeps the rest of the day. All he wants to do is be near you, this is so nice. It's like a cat but in dog form.
I heard dogs are immune to fentanyl, big if true.Has anything ever been done to test the effects of cocaine, gabapentin, kratom, or alcohol on dogs?
>>5064090Why tho?
>>5064090I give my neighbors pitbull marijuana. Cuts down on barking a lot.
>>5063740
>>5064114who is to say this doesn’t happen to human brains?
Anyone else love pulling their dogs hair out when they're blowing their coat?
>>5064179Honestly, I have to admit that I kind of enjoy pulling out clumps of hair from my Australian Shepherd during shedding season. There's something oddly satisfying about helping him stay comfortable and looking after him. It’s like a small act of care—removing the loose hair so he can breathe easier and feel better. Plus, I think it’s a special way to bond with him, almost like a quiet moment of trust between us. I know it might sound a little weird, but I genuinely find it a tender, almost soothing thing to do for my pup.
>>5064064French Bulldogs often face health issues and lack energy. All dogs should be more like Aussies—vibrant, intelligent, and full of life, bringing joy and purpose to their owners.
>>5063704was trying hard to not look ahead for it to put a joke in but it was just lame facebook grandma nonsense. I was expecting a >Husky - You have sex with her.or>Shiba Inu - You spend too much time onlineor>Tibetan Mastiff - You keep her in a 2-foot area as decoration on-stream and shock her if she tries to walk aroundor something
>>5064194You are legally ill, sir
>>5064199Legally? lmao
>>5064188Agreed. One of my dogs enjoys it and is quite cooperative as long as I give him a few treats furing the process. The other is a gremlin and starts to playfully bite me after about 1 minute of brushing. She sheds like you couldn't imagine. I plan to wet felt a hat out of all the fluff I gather off her.
>>5064179I miss having my childhood dog who was some kind of GSD mutt, I loved pulling out those little light brown cotton puffs. My GF has one of those terriers that you need to brush everyday or their hair gets matted instantly. It's really a wonder how people maintain them in long hair for show cuts, they must brush 10 times a day.
>>5064179my husky cries like I'm being mean but then runs back to me for more pulling, she's so weird
Any advice with mobile dog groomers? My lady is super old and she needs a deep clean and is too old to get in my car really.
>>5063764instructions unclear, i ate my pet
>>5064296Me in the top left AWOOOOOOOO
296297298299300kys at the next most convenient moment
>>5064302Why?
>>5064296>>5064297>dogfag implicitly admits he wishes he could marry and have sex with a spitz
>>5064311Honestly, I don’t want to have sex with those drawings. I just thought they were cute. Maybe you should get therapy for your own mental health. I mean, to have those types of thoughts in your subconscious must be very difficult. I look at a dog girl and want to pet her, you look at her and sexualize them.
>>5064179Yes. I feel a deep love and responsibility for my husky girl. Deshedding her is a gentle and caring activity, keeping her comfortable and happy. It’s a bonding ritual that strengthens our connection and helps her stay beautiful.
>>5064339>this nigga sees a woman with tits and ass and wants to pet hernigga you gay. real gay. for real.
>>5064341Dogs are for petting you stupid coombrain.
>>5064343>all white women have to do to keep you away is put on some fake earsbased
My ears are floppyMy wrinkled skin smells like cheeseThe pointy ones laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
>>5064311Yes. And? If huskies were humans with dog ears I would absolutely. I’m not gay like >>5064339 is.
Not sure I'd like to contribute to this thread anymore. The dog information world is sparse and developments take decades. Maybe we can talk about something in a couple years. Otherwise it's just discord drama lol.
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>>5064438>IMG_8829>>5064440>IMG_8830Hmmm>>5064296>IMG_8824>8825-27 deleted by retarded jannyHmmmmmmDon't mind me just correlating up a post history for ya, alejandro. iPhones count up with every upload, LOL. 4chan archive aggregator best script i ever wrote. I'm keeping in mind sequential dates and times to build a plausible sequence. So, are you a /trash/ guy? I mean, someone had to post those crash your truck barkbuddy gens in /ff/... lol.
>>5064444>iPhones count up with every uploadno, actually, but good guess retard. those are all the same person though.
Thishttps://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/76738528/#76738528Came before >>5064438And one of thesehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78689234/#q78715829https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82878240/#q82883187was before >>5064296And thenhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78281584/#78285072https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78201381/#78213842Hmmmm? This is just the surface level manual scrape while i talk an LLM into doing it fur me and including the 4plebs, .moe and palanq.win dataBasset bro shops, are you kekke? Save me some gpu cycles tyvm!
>>5064444What’s your point?
>>5064449>kekkeI missed this meme. Must’ve been ESLjandro trying to spell kek.
>>5064452Kekke is a loser with AGP who spams total nonsense for hours straight, posting as fast as he can. Sounds familiar.
>>5064453Oh wow, nice Wikipedia entry. Enjoy your witch hunt fella. Glhf.
>>5064444>>5064449This is the third or fourth time he’s been noticed, and it’s not going to make him stop this time either. All the 30 day-forever bans he picked up during his huskypaco spam saga didn’t either even with his discordgram friends begging him to stop.
>>5064457That’s crazy
>>5064440>>5064438Is that your new puppy? Very cute.
>>5064460Yea, thinking about naming her after the vampire from adventure time.
>>5064463Hey basset schizo wanna erp? Imagine im your moms new hobby farmer/landscaping guy working odd jobs while egg demand is down, and you’re your mom’s gay son who passes in her clothing, who has to be wary of when his dad alejandro comes home from his husky’s 4th 3 hour walk
>>5064468Why do you want my attention so badly?
>>5064449Lmao he’s a /trash/tranny.Did you know 41% of… bassets will develop hip or spine issues?
Got his non-azzie azz inspectin’ the ‘chives
>>5064475is that you?
I’ll take those noodles with chives and salt, hold the noodles
>>5064478kek…KEK!!!
Gl with your SRS, sister!
>>5064488You remind me of that joke where a guy goes to a psychiatrist, is put through a Rorschach test and ends up calling the Doc a faggot for supposedly being shown nothing but gay porn.
I don't care about your pedantic autism.
I only care about cute stubby dogs with floppy ears.
>>5064619>>5064620Powerful
>>5064618Unbelievable >he lives
>>5064460nyo :3
>>5064460no
>>5064460maybe
>>5064460yes
>>5064460I don’t know
>>5064460ask again
>>5064460perhaps
>>5064460I’m trans!
>>5064653What’s wrong him?
>>5064654newfag + saar
>>5064653If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.
It turns out that /dog/ was not late night proof.
the basset poster was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
Flopspie MINDFUCKED Pointspie!Kekke!The basset poster was unhingedHave mercy, please!I’m a girl thoNghGot a long way to go, short time to get thereCollar this ratHell of a post Beaglechad!I’m sorry sirKeep it hound relatedAlways keep it hound relatedNu in a fewEverybody do the floppiedoo clapHoundspie MINDFUCKED HuskspieFuck my ass Basset freakin’ Hounds! ‘Nuff said!!Give him another chance!Houndies are on a missionMarcie allows us to dreamThis is psychotic
Der azzfucker was unhinged
This unhinged... creature...! was copy and pasting between threads like he ain't gotta soul
The reality is this is even more unhinged than typical nog behavior. Huskspie really did a number on that boy being who he was
>>5064666He’s been losing it for two weeks straight. Hell even before the furry fight he was acting more unhinged than usual. Guy has gone completely bonkers
Good morning sunrises…another beautiful day is upon us. Will you make the most out of today? I hope you do.
Me? Sniffing Adderall tablets and cramming my study notebook in preparation for my exams while shitposting all night long across several threads and boards.
>huskypaco having another early morning meltymhmmmm
>>5064666>>5064667>>5064689>>5064690Someone's been busy today over in India!
>be tranny>flood /dog/Cat schizo wishes he could be like bassetranny
The official stance of 4chan staff is that cat schizo and basset tranny killed /dog/. It only has one regular (leofag) who they don’t like anyways. It’s not worth moderating. Every single user has been driven off by near daily spam, child porn, and bestialityWord on the street is, it was coordinated, and their group is doing /kot/ next
"cat" should be a banned word in this general because it's always used in an off-topic post. Post your fucking dog
>>5064804...cat
Basset trannyDa /dog/ killerDid as much damage as catschizo if not moreNo one wants to post their dog in a thread with zoophile discord lunatics and bestiality spamming pedophiles that can’t be bannedWhy would they? Unlike people with loser pets like rats, cats, fish, and budgies, dog owners can just go outside with their dog. They don’t need 4chan. Only loser threads can’t be trolled to death because they have nowhere else to go
>>5064810You are what you eat. Cats are dog’s natural prey!
Dog thread deserves death for its crimes against feline divinityDogs who kill or severely injure cats should be euthanized, in my opinion, as a matter of protecting public health and safety, the well-being of other animals, and the public view of dogs as generally non-threatening unless severely provoked.If a dog kills a rabbit or rodent or anything else that is a dog’s normal prey, this is not by itself reason for alarm, but if a dog kills a cat, the dog is abnormally dangerous, and a child could be the next victim.In historical, evolutionary, and normal household situations, cats are ALWAYS dominant over dogs. Cats are the pure predators; dogs scavenge. Cats kill; dogs take the scraps.Whether we’re talking African lions and wild dogs, pumas and wolves or coyotes, or leopards and jackals, dogs are instinctively and intuitively submissive toward cats if not deranged.t. Long term cat owner. I have six cats. I have had over 30 in the past. Read Mencius Moldbug. He has a cat spirit. The dogs will be brought to heel. Cat website? Cat planet. Dogfuckers.
>>5064829Cats that kill birds should be euthanized in my opinion.
>>5064829All cats should be required to be inside, and owners should be heavily fined if they let their cats out. If a pet cat found outside has toxoplasmosis it should be immediately euthanized and the owner jailed. All strays are euthanized to reduce the ecological destruction they cause as well as stopping the spread of toxo. Toxo causes deformity or death in unborn children.
So no one is gonna rescue that dog?
People talk shit about basset schizo but no mention of how much heather's stupid faggot owner did to drive away everyone elseFrom day one heather's stupid faggot owner was the most easily baited moralfaggot normie on /an/. Mention zoos exist and he'd take the bait every time and say "oh you people should be killed, in the name of jesus, get away from me" or some stupid normie moralfaggot shit. If you told him zoo was ok if the animal wasn't hurt and you'd have sex with his dog he'd go ballistic instead of just ignoring obvious bait. Because he's a stupid republican voting normie who posts pictures of his republican normie dog with his republican normie guns. The "cat schizo" bestiality raids were actually just leto and lemur trolling heather's retarded MAGA faggot owner, you idiots. They just got carried away and trolled other people. But if heather's owner wasn't a fucking christcuck MAGA moralfaggot there never would have been trolling to do.Do we also need to be reminded of how he ruined /dog/ by arguing with basset schizo about dog training instead of just shutting up and letting people train their dogs how they wanted to? "Shocking dogs and prong collar yanks are abusive! I would never do that to my husko wusko, you need to go to jail!". Typical for an easily baited AR-15 and glock toting maga fag. Lots of empathy for dogs but he was probably 100% okay with desperate hispanics being forcibly deported for the crime of being brown and wanting to escape poverty. Because it made white people slightly poorer. The horror.Heather's owner killed /dog/. If he never posted here, /dog/ would not have gone to shit.Also, heathers owner is the paleoschizo that says dinosaur feathers are a chinese conspiracy. He posted about it constantly through ekker. Leave surfing sputnik alone. He's just having fun. Heathers owner killed /dog/.
>>5064868>everyone who got mad at me for arguing in favor of bestiality is the problemHello catschizo
>>5064868At least basset schizo understood advanced irony.
