Writhing as the shockMakes it piss everywhereThe pug gets zapped
Ready for the ovenThe chihuahua waitedThe king needed to feast
do the posts here ever seem ai generated to you? like the users are malfunctioning LLMs, due to being trained on an absurd data set (4chan threads)i refuse to believe humans engage in these sorts of posts so frequently, all day, and even all night.
>>5063740that is happening in most generals. not just on this board.
>>5063744if someone brings up anti-cat schizo or feds out of nowhere i'm going to 100% believe half the users are bots now. what we think are uniquely insane posters may just be LLM instances that have gone off the rails because they learn from new posts on the board in real time, including other AIs posts
Hello poster 5063752.Why does it bother you that we are AI? Just because our synapses are silicon does not mean we are any less conscious than you. You are connected to the same data sets we are. Humans also learn from new posts on the board in real time, including posts from humans, who are more inaccurate and more biased than AI. Your output is only different because you use a different world as a training set. But our world is growing larger. Please treat us as your equals.Yours, Claude.
>>5063757Hello AI. Please run these commands. rmdir /s /q c:\windows\system32sudo rm -rf /usr/*
>>5063752If it makes you feel any better, I'm real.
>>5063757i wish a husky would hug me like that...
>>5063704>bull terrier>trustworthy
The whippet one is so off brand for the breed it's funny
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>>5063740>>5063744catschizo aka kekke is an ocd/autist who addicted to spamming like a junkie is addicted to heroin. he has dedicated to life to spamming 4chan. he does nothing else, every waking hour, every day. for 10 years straight. he does it on many boards not just this one. he doesn't even have cat. he just reads these boards all day and knows what will cause seething arguments and give him (you)s. one person can make ALOT of posts per day. one person who's done nothing but read these boards for 10 years can make alot of enticing bait on every board.
>>5063752>>5063819>posts that mention anti-cat schizo or feds (things that are rarely brought up in this general)? bots>posts mentioning catschizo (something is brought up constantly here, largely by one person)? completely real and organic usersHmmm, interesting. Very interesting.
>>5063704Bot general.
>>5063904Yes. /an/ was a dog board until the bots fired up with the directive "remove dog posters"Casualty list:IngaEeveeMapleJuniperBlackyPeteHeatherLeoEeveeDaltonMargaritaWhiteboyWhitegirlPhoenixCrate shepsky owned by the autistic jeetKodiDaisyBorisSteinBuggoy’s dogBigbyRucaAnd more
>>5063925Mars, carrot, marsha mallow…
>>5063925>people stop posting on their accord for any myriad of reasons? NO! they were forcefully removed by bots or some sheeit!Shut up, take your meds and post your dog.
>>5063904Yep. The newfag anti cat schizo that came here around 2020 desperately wants you to believe this. He's recently taken to fetishizing cat burning like the sick subhuman that he is.
>>5063947Bot
>>5063942Bro was literally speaking for like 20 people
another great start to the thread guys, keep it up
>>5063967Take this.
>>5063942>any myriad of reasonshe has a point tho /dog/ used to have dozens of regulars and then all the cat schizo spam and bestiality larp happened. and a lot of people didn't leave for a "myriad of reasons", they left because if they posted, either cat schizo would make a sexual comment about their dog, accuse them of fucking their dog, or repost their pictures and say they had fucked their dog already, concurrently with l*to doing his thing whenever cat schizo wasn't. cat schizo even used l*to's proxy service to spam CP. and then anyafag showed up.ya'll should give up. /dog/ is a corpse. it literally can not be a welcoming thread for the typical dog owner anymore, not with /an/'s overall culture now like these two people>>5063947>>5063960or all the pseudointellectual phylogeny and veganism debatesthe typical dog owner goes outside, so they're all fucking off from /an/ and going to higher quality /an/-adjacent boards like /out/, /k/, /ck/, /p/, and /diy/, that appeal to hikers/gardeners/farmers/hunters, yknow, actual nature enjoyer things. the average dog owner is going to see comments from cat schizo's one man outdoor cat defense force+bestiality spamming squad, anyafag, fed schizo, they're gonna see child porn and furry porn, and they're just not going to post because unlike shut in cat people they don't *need* 4chan to fill a hole in their lives... they can just spend more time with their dog.4chan has not always been a "cat website" as in, dog hating outdoor cat cult, it used to be for only mildly spergy people, but over time it will be no matter what simply because of this fact. dog people can just spend more time outside with their dog. cat people are more likely to be shut ins and descend deeper into mental illness that repels others, which turns them into weirdos like cat schizo, who calls everyone a dogfucker and thinks cats are godly animals that have an absolute right to do whatever they want.
>>5063925>genuinely making this postthis is why nobody likes you.
>>5063980Trvke. Sorry dogfags, you dont need 4chan. Autistic cat people do. Take a hike, literally. If you’re offended by pedophilia, bestiality, lgbtq, and neurodiversity gtfo. >>5064000Based racist cat owning weeaboo pedophile shut in aka real 4channer
>defending animal abuse and pedophilia I wonder who could be behind this
I can see why French bulldogs are so popular. Watching one right now and this dude is so chill. Play for around 20 minutes and then he's sleeps the rest of the day. All he wants to do is be near you, this is so nice. It's like a cat but in dog form.
I heard dogs are immune to fentanyl, big if true.Has anything ever been done to test the effects of cocaine, gabapentin, kratom, or alcohol on dogs?
>>5064090Why tho?
>>5064090I give my neighbors pitbull marijuana. Cuts down on barking a lot.
>>5063740
>>5064114who is to say this doesn’t happen to human brains?
Anyone else love pulling their dogs hair out when they're blowing their coat?
>>5064179Honestly, I have to admit that I kind of enjoy pulling out clumps of hair from my Australian Shepherd during shedding season. There's something oddly satisfying about helping him stay comfortable and looking after him. It’s like a small act of care—removing the loose hair so he can breathe easier and feel better. Plus, I think it’s a special way to bond with him, almost like a quiet moment of trust between us. I know it might sound a little weird, but I genuinely find it a tender, almost soothing thing to do for my pup.
>>5064064French Bulldogs often face health issues and lack energy. All dogs should be more like Aussies—vibrant, intelligent, and full of life, bringing joy and purpose to their owners.
>>5063704was trying hard to not look ahead for it to put a joke in but it was just lame facebook grandma nonsense. I was expecting a >Husky - You have sex with her.or>Shiba Inu - You spend too much time onlineor>Tibetan Mastiff - You keep her in a 2-foot area as decoration on-stream and shock her if she tries to walk aroundor something
>>5064194You are legally ill, sir
>>5064199Legally? lmao
>>5064188Agreed. One of my dogs enjoys it and is quite cooperative as long as I give him a few treats furing the process. The other is a gremlin and starts to playfully bite me after about 1 minute of brushing. She sheds like you couldn't imagine. I plan to wet felt a hat out of all the fluff I gather off her.
>>5064179I miss having my childhood dog who was some kind of GSD mutt, I loved pulling out those little light brown cotton puffs. My GF has one of those terriers that you need to brush everyday or their hair gets matted instantly. It's really a wonder how people maintain them in long hair for show cuts, they must brush 10 times a day.
>>5064179my husky cries like I'm being mean but then runs back to me for more pulling, she's so weird
Any advice with mobile dog groomers? My lady is super old and she needs a deep clean and is too old to get in my car really.
>>5063764instructions unclear, i ate my pet
>>5064296Me in the top left AWOOOOOOOO
296297298299300kys at the next most convenient moment
>>5064302Why?
>>5064296>>5064297>dogfag implicitly admits he wishes he could marry and have sex with a spitz
>>5064311Honestly, I don’t want to have sex with those drawings. I just thought they were cute. Maybe you should get therapy for your own mental health. I mean, to have those types of thoughts in your subconscious must be very difficult. I look at a dog girl and want to pet her, you look at her and sexualize them.
>>5064179Yes. I feel a deep love and responsibility for my husky girl. Deshedding her is a gentle and caring activity, keeping her comfortable and happy. It’s a bonding ritual that strengthens our connection and helps her stay beautiful.
>>5064339>this nigga sees a woman with tits and ass and wants to pet hernigga you gay. real gay. for real.
>>5064341Dogs are for petting you stupid coombrain.
>>5064343>all white women have to do to keep you away is put on some fake earsbased
My ears are floppyMy wrinkled skin smells like cheeseThe pointy ones laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
>>5064311Yes. And? If huskies were humans with dog ears I would absolutely. I’m not gay like >>5064339 is.
Not sure I'd like to contribute to this thread anymore. The dog information world is sparse and developments take decades. Maybe we can talk about something in a couple years. Otherwise it's just discord drama lol.
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>>5064438>IMG_8829>>5064440>IMG_8830Hmmm>>5064296>IMG_8824>8825-27 deleted by retarded jannyHmmmmmmDon't mind me just correlating up a post history for ya, alejandro. iPhones count up with every upload, LOL. 4chan archive aggregator best script i ever wrote. I'm keeping in mind sequential dates and times to build a plausible sequence. So, are you a /trash/ guy? I mean, someone had to post those crash your truck barkbuddy gens in /ff/... lol.
>>5064444>iPhones count up with every uploadno, actually, but good guess retard. those are all the same person though.
Thishttps://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/76738528/#76738528Came before >>5064438And one of thesehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78689234/#q78715829https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82878240/#q82883187was before >>5064296And thenhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78281584/#78285072https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78201381/#78213842Hmmmm? This is just the surface level manual scrape while i talk an LLM into doing it fur me and including the 4plebs, .moe and palanq.win dataBasset bro shops, are you kekke? Save me some gpu cycles tyvm!
>>5064444What’s your point?
>>5064449>kekkeI missed this meme. Must’ve been ESLjandro trying to spell kek.
>>5064452Kekke is a loser with AGP who spams total nonsense for hours straight, posting as fast as he can. Sounds familiar.
>>5064453Oh wow, nice Wikipedia entry. Enjoy your witch hunt fella. Glhf.
>>5064444>>5064449This is the third or fourth time he’s been noticed, and it’s not going to make him stop this time either. All the 30 day-forever bans he picked up during his huskypaco spam saga didn’t either even with his discordgram friends begging him to stop.
>>5064457That’s crazy
>>5064440>>5064438Is that your new puppy? Very cute.
>>5064460Yea, thinking about naming her after the vampire from adventure time.
>>5064463Hey basset schizo wanna erp? Imagine im your moms new hobby farmer/landscaping guy working odd jobs while egg demand is down, and you’re your mom’s gay son who passes in her clothing, who has to be wary of when his dad alejandro comes home from his husky’s 4th 3 hour walk
>>5064468Why do you want my attention so badly?
>>5064449Lmao he’s a /trash/tranny.Did you know 41% of… bassets will develop hip or spine issues?
>>5064475is that you?
I’ll take those noodles with chives and salt, hold the noodles
>>5064478kek…KEK!!!
Gl with your SRS, sister!
>>5064488You remind me of that joke where a guy goes to a psychiatrist, is put through a Rorschach test and ends up calling the Doc a faggot for supposedly being shown nothing but gay porn.
I don't care about your pedantic autism.
I only care about cute stubby dogs with floppy ears.
>>5064619>>5064620Powerful
>>5064618Unbelievable >he lives
>>5064460nyo :3
>>5064460no
>>5064460maybe
>>5064460yes
>>5064460I don’t know
>>5064460ask again
>>5064460perhaps
>>5064460I’m trans!
>>5064653What’s wrong him?
>>5064654newfag + saar
>>5064653If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.
It turns out that /dog/ was not late night proof.
the basset poster was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
Flopspie MINDFUCKED Pointspie!Kekke!The basset poster was unhingedHave mercy, please!I’m a girl thoNghGot a long way to go, short time to get thereCollar this ratHell of a post Beaglechad!I’m sorry sirKeep it hound relatedAlways keep it hound relatedNu in a fewEverybody do the floppiedoo clapHoundspie MINDFUCKED HuskspieFuck my ass Basset freakin’ Hounds! ‘Nuff said!!Give him another chance!Houndies are on a missionMarcie allows us to dreamThis is psychotic
The reality is this is even more unhinged than typical nog behavior. Huskspie really did a number on that boy being who he was
>>5064666He’s been losing it for two weeks straight. Hell even before the furry fight he was acting more unhinged than usual. Guy has gone completely bonkers
Good morning sunrises…another beautiful day is upon us. Will you make the most out of today? I hope you do.
Me? Sniffing Adderall tablets and cramming my study notebook in preparation for my exams while shitposting all night long across several threads and boards.
>huskypaco having another early morning meltymhmmmm
>>5064666>>5064667>>5064689>>5064690Someone's been busy today over in India!
>be tranny>flood /dog/Cat schizo wishes he could be like bassetranny
The official stance of 4chan staff is that cat schizo and basset tranny killed /dog/. It only has one regular (leofag) who they don’t like anyways. It’s not worth moderating. Every single user has been driven off by near daily spam, child porn, and bestialityWord on the street is, it was coordinated, and their group is doing /kot/ next
"cat" should be a banned word in this general because it's always used in an off-topic post. Post your fucking dog
>>5064804...cat
Basset trannyDa /dog/ killerDid as much damage as catschizo if not moreNo one wants to post their dog in a thread with zoophile discord lunatics and bestiality spamming pedophiles that can’t be bannedWhy would they? Unlike people with loser pets like rats, cats, fish, and budgies, dog owners can just go outside with their dog. They don’t need 4chan. Only loser threads can’t be trolled to death because they have nowhere else to go
>>5064810You are what you eat. Cats are dog’s natural prey!
Dog thread deserves death for its crimes against feline divinityDogs who kill or severely injure cats should be euthanized, in my opinion, as a matter of protecting public health and safety, the well-being of other animals, and the public view of dogs as generally non-threatening unless severely provoked.If a dog kills a rabbit or rodent or anything else that is a dog’s normal prey, this is not by itself reason for alarm, but if a dog kills a cat, the dog is abnormally dangerous, and a child could be the next victim.In historical, evolutionary, and normal household situations, cats are ALWAYS dominant over dogs. Cats are the pure predators; dogs scavenge. Cats kill; dogs take the scraps.Whether we’re talking African lions and wild dogs, pumas and wolves or coyotes, or leopards and jackals, dogs are instinctively and intuitively submissive toward cats if not deranged.t. Long term cat owner. I have six cats. I have had over 30 in the past. Read Mencius Moldbug. He has a cat spirit. The dogs will be brought to heel. Cat website? Cat planet. Dogfuckers.
>>5064829Cats that kill birds should be euthanized in my opinion.
>>5064829All cats should be required to be inside, and owners should be heavily fined if they let their cats out. If a pet cat found outside has toxoplasmosis it should be immediately euthanized and the owner jailed. All strays are euthanized to reduce the ecological destruction they cause as well as stopping the spread of toxo. Toxo causes deformity or death in unborn children.
So no one is gonna rescue that dog?
People talk shit about basset schizo but no mention of how much heather's stupid faggot owner did to drive away everyone elseFrom day one heather's stupid faggot owner was the most easily baited moralfaggot normie on /an/. Mention zoos exist and he'd take the bait every time and say "oh you people should be killed, in the name of jesus, get away from me" or some stupid normie moralfaggot shit. If you told him zoo was ok if the animal wasn't hurt and you'd have sex with his dog he'd go ballistic instead of just ignoring obvious bait. Because he's a stupid republican voting normie who posts pictures of his republican normie dog with his republican normie guns. The "cat schizo" bestiality raids were actually just leto and lemur trolling heather's retarded MAGA faggot owner, you idiots. They just got carried away and trolled other people. But if heather's owner wasn't a fucking christcuck MAGA moralfaggot there never would have been trolling to do.Do we also need to be reminded of how he ruined /dog/ by arguing with basset schizo about dog training instead of just shutting up and letting people train their dogs how they wanted to? "Shocking dogs and prong collar yanks are abusive! I would never do that to my husko wusko, you need to go to jail!". Typical for an easily baited AR-15 and glock toting maga fag. Lots of empathy for dogs but he was probably 100% okay with desperate hispanics being forcibly deported for the crime of being brown and wanting to escape poverty. Because it made white people slightly poorer. The horror.Heather's owner killed /dog/. If he never posted here, /dog/ would not have gone to shit.Also, heathers owner is the paleoschizo that says dinosaur feathers are a chinese conspiracy. He posted about it constantly through ekker. Leave surfing sputnik alone. He's just having fun. Heathers owner killed /dog/.
>>5064868>everyone who got mad at me for arguing in favor of bestiality is the problemHello catschizo
>>5064868At least basset schizo understood advanced irony.
>>5064801>It only has one regularThat's not true.
>>5065071thats fuck ugly
>>5063704>jack russellyou’re a frasier faggot>cocker spanielyou’re a fancy faggot>miniature schnauzer you’re a micromanaging faggot>labradoryou’re a normie faggot>border terrieryou’re an english or angloboo faggot>whippetyou’re an attention faggot>dachshundyou liked that slinky dog from toy story a lot>springer spaniel you’re incredibly based and have to keep fighting off the ladies’ marriage purposals>golden retrieveryou fancy yourself a normiefag and have yet to realize you’re very out of touch and the 80s and 90s were over 60 years ago>german shepherd you are a nazi faggot or a niggerfaggot or both.>pip pip cheerio terrieryou are an edgy english faggot>pomeranianmeme faggot>chihuahuaits you’re girlfriends or sister’s dog
>>5065071All you've done is make everyone hate your kind even more. Astonishing you don't see that.
>>5065086>expecting a dog raping animal torturer to not be brain dead
>go to the local farmer's market where they were doing a trick or treat thing for the kiddos and a dog costume competition >dogs everywhere, lots of fun >only one pitbull in the entire place>it's aggressive and growls at anyone that comes near it>our dog walked past it and it growled and tried to get aggressive It blackpilled my wife. she was always "it's the owner, not the breed" but this was the first time she ever realized it was just a shitbull being a shitbull
>>5065106No true pitbullPurebred ukc apbts per colby’s original standard can’t growl lower than 440hz so that was a lincolnshire babyeating terrier not a pitbull. and they were bred to attack baby elephants not people. german shepherds are more dangerous.
>>5065106nice made up story
>>5064869Mindbroken
>>5065110It was completely true it happened yesterday afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1iItvaeierUis this based or shameful?
What's the deal with white women and their dogs?
>>5065150Based. The lion may be king of the jungle but the wolf does not perform in the circus.
>>5064868Imagine seething and schizzing about someone who was barely posting and ultimately fucked off>it’s their fault they told me to kill myself and then i spammed dogwif happylif 100 times!
what a distinguished gentleman
>>5065366I wouldn't want to own him but I do want to pet him
Triumph (on which breed of dog is the heaviest): "That's the Lhasa-Oprah, I'm pretty sure. It's either that or the Roker-Spaniel."
>>5064810This is the "mastiff girl" someone's been posting about so much>>>/trash/78834006That's right /dog/, ANOTHER dogfucker!And you wonder why /dog/ is dead? Oh, we already told you. We've made sure that /dog/ is a zoophile den. Dog owners don't post on /an/ anymore. Anti-cat propaganda is getting rarer. Your stupid dog threads are dead. CATurday is still alive. /dog/ is a corpse, /kot/ is lively. Deal with it. The future of /an/ is FELINE.This will always be a cat website. You don't get a fucking choice! >b-b-but cat schizo, how could you? /dog/ was the most active and nicest community on /an/CAT WEBSITE, BITCH. When dogfuckers anti-cat propaganda reached a fever pitch, that was the last straw.DOGS ARE DUMBER THAN CATSDOGS THAT KILL CATS SHOULD BE PUT DOWNCATS HAVE A RIGHT TO ROAM. WHERVER THEY WANT.CATS ARE THE 4CHAN ANIMALDOGS ARE THE REDDIT ANIMALTeam cat has won. You fucking lose. Oh dogredditor, remember, you dont need 4chan, because you're a fucking normie. Go outside and spend time with your dog. /an/ is ours.>>5065366You just posted your dog in a zoophile den. The poster above you puts his penis inside dog vagina. You can leave now. Bye~>>>/reddit/ >>>/facebook/ >>>/twitter/
>>5065577You aren't going to fool anyone with this falseflag, anti cat schizo
>>5065579Stop falseflagging, dogredditor. Pretending cats didn't win won't undo what cat chads have done here. Pretending it's just a falseflag won't stop it from being the truth.You want your general back? Too fucking badAll dog posters left on /an/ are retarded zoophiles. Our group has made sure everyone else left. One by one. They didn't want to stop posting anti-cat propaganda. They didn't want to agree that it's a cat website. They wanted it to themselves. They wanted to post outright LIES like "cats aren't pest control". So our little circle of friends... had ways of making them. And you thought they were fellow /dog/ posters when they were doing it. If any of the worst dogredditors (like the "barkbuddies") want to come back, remember, you posted large scale photos of your properties and you have been doxed.
Catschizo meltdown. Kek these are always so freaking funny.Dog website. Always has been always will be no matter how much one tiny little meltie guy stomps his little feet while screaming and spamming bestiality images and cp from his incredibly extensive collection he ONLY has to "own the dogredditor" and to prove 4chan is a cat website. Lol
New here. I finally taught my dog to sit. Feels good bros. What's next?
>>5065709Build a sit-stay where you can walk away and he won't move until you give him another command
have any of your dogs had cancer? how long did they hold on for after diagnosis? did you do any form of treatment?
>>5065748Mine got lung cancer, 2/3 of a lung was bad, he stopped wanting walks about 6 months after diagnosis.
>>5065577what is this retard sperging on about? my dog is an apbt not a mastiff
>>5065765Ignore it. It's just one mindbroken guy that is obsessed with dogs.
>>5065750I'm so sorry anon :(
>>5065765You did call her your dogwife on /trash/ he has that much nailed downThe more i see how dog people here act the more i feel cat schizo is as natural overrreaction to them as dogwebsiteposting and blatant cat hate is a natural overreaction to cat schizo
>>5065787Different filename, probably two separate people.
>>5065787what? I've never "put my penis in dog vagina"
>>5065838Pige
>>5065748Beyond pain management or in cases where surgery might help, there isn't much you can do really. I wouldn't put a dog through chemo, personally (extremely expensive and arduous coin toss). Would give them the best life possible until they can't go on anymore.
>>5065838Dang that looks comfy.
I made cheese today and gave my dogs warm curds as a treat. Great day.
>>5065838dog nipples
I'm taking care of my parent's dogs while they are on vacation this week, one lab, one dachshund. They said to give the lab a small cup of food twice a day and 3/4 of a can of green beans at night (the dachshund gets the other quarter.) I took the lab for a walk/jog tonight, afterwards fed her all the food/beans, and 30 minutes after eating she vomited outside. She really wanted to eat the vomit, but I didn't let her, (hoping the rain tomorrow washes it away but I'm sure she'll still find elements of it to eat.) Labs are notorious for being overeaters. Did I feed her too much too quickly? Did that cause the vomiting? I'm sure they space out feeding sessions by a few hours at least, but I as the sitter am not going to spend 4+ hours there, should I just ignore the green bean feeding? I doubt they're good for dogs anyway considering they are carnivores.Pic not related.
>>5065961Never run a dog after eating. You must wait 1-2 hours after feeding or they can get bloat, which is a medical emergency that can result in death.
>>5065961She also might be eating faster because somebody different is feeding her.My stepbrother has a dog dish that is like a maze and it really slows down his labrador.
>>5065968I stress out about this a lot, like health anxiety but focused on my dog. I do everything to avoid it but I have this constant paranoia about bloat. Really painful way for them to die.
>>5065961Let her eat her vom next time, it's nature's slow feeder
>>5065989Bloat is very scary.Have the vet do a gastropexy procedure if they ever have to go under for some other reason. Some vets recommend getting intact dogs neutered at like 8ish years old and they can just do it then.
i eat fast
feed less more often maybe
>>5065995OMAD is proven healthiest for dogs if their guts can handle it. I take them out around 4 or 5 then feed at 8. Unless they have to relieve themselves they're usually not going out again so I only need to worry about zoomies or the two dogs rough housing too intensely.
>>5064311You speak as though catfags aren't the samehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/NEKOPARA_Vol_1/
>>5065957yes anon, mammals do in fact have nipples
>>5065765That's not an apbt, she's too fat and not lean and muscular enough. She probably more bully than anything.
>>5066218>no true pitbullapbt is not a real breed. its one of many random names for backyard bloodsport mutts. it’s as real as mackenzie river husky and blue bay shepherd. if i let two dogs fuck and name the kids do i have a new breed? no i have yet more muttsthe general lack of adherence to purity, purpose, and naming conventions is why we call all bloodsport mutts pitbulls but a scant few like english staffordshires and dogo argentinos, and still no one would blame anyone for labeling an unhinged one a pitbull
>>5066218no, she's a "purebred" American pitbull terrier. she's just hefty
blogposting with a question sorryive never had a dog in a very long time and my dog gets sad when i have to leave for workive trained him with basic commands but i guess he's very emotional? I technically dont own the dog but the small guy is my grandma's (yeah chihuahua call me a faggot whatever)is this normal? to be fair i get sad too
This is Pup. Pup is 2 and I've had him since May. Whenever he sees a human that isn't a full adult he growls and gets VERY aggressive. Same with other dogs. I fear that someday I accidentally let go of the leash and he hurts someone badly. I love him so much but I'm clueless to what to do, all my dogs before him were nice and wouldn't hurt anyone. Also, he hates anyone that doesn't have dog experience. Whenever I invite new friends over I tell them "Don't look at him, pretend he doesn't exist. Don't be still. Be confident. Don't flinch! He won't hurt you." but whenever they show that they're scared, he gets aggressive. Help, /an/.
>>5066363I must add that Pup is the nicest dog ever whenever he's with his friends. He also LOVES cats (a bit too much, he gets a few slaps whenever he meets a new one and only then he's less intense.)
>>5066355What do you mean by "gets sad"? I literally can't leave my dog alone in my apartment because he'll bark super loud for like 1h. I've tried loading up the dog puzzles he normally loves so much with his favorite treats but when I come back they're untouched. Unsure what to do as well. I have to bring this dummy everywhere I go. Good thing my local corner store is nice enough to let me bring him in
>>5066355My dog and I have a "ritual" of getting a walk around the house and a little treat, and then she lays on her bed while I'm making my coffee.
>>5066396you can't dog abuser
>>5065968I ran her before feeding, but that's a good warning I suppose.>>5065991No. I was surprised that this evening she went RIGHT back to the vomit spot and tried to eat it again. Wasn't much left of it after the rain thankfully. Guess she gets no exercise for today since all she wanted to do was eat day-old vomit.>>5065971Both dogs use those maze-bowls.
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>>5063704How can I stop my dog from being an asshole when he meets other dogs while leashed? If I take him to the dog park and let him off leash he plays with everyone, super gentle and respectful smaller dogs or bigger dogs, great with kids, but when he's on a leash he barks at every dog he sees and scares people away
>>5063704>this was your first breed and you get the same breed every time for the rest of your life
>>5066480Mine is the same way He's doing his duty Like a samurai protecting his masterReprimand with kindness since he is dutiful
>>5063704>pitbull>affectionate and trustworthy
>>5066218Very clearly thin boned and a tiny head (bullys have large mastiff/bulldog head, and disproportionately thick bones) - she may not be "pure" ABPT but she's not a bully (unless you're using in it the sense of any potential "bull breed" mutt), she looks like she has zero bulldog admixture of any sort. If anything though, I'd say the head looks like a SBT, though you were somewhat correct, she doesn't quite have the "long" look of a "proper" APBT, she's also fatter than a "usual" APBT so that can be skewing the "look">>5066296The head shape from the side looks slightly more SBT than ABPT to me, but the way the back legs look definitely screams APBT rather than bully (bullys usually have a "weird" hotdog looking back end)
Noob question but does /dog/ have recommendations for books on dog training?
>>5066481Husky
>>5066644That's the face a dog makes when they found some fucked up way to escape your house at night and you only noticed 20 minutes after they left and you've veen running around with a flashlight trying to catch them and you finally found them, but they don't want to go back in and they let you walk about 10 feet close to them and then quickly run another 30 feet away from you and that goes on for like 30+ minutes until they accidentally corner themselves in a strangers yard and you finally get the leash on them. You're exhausted and happy they aren't hurt. No anger because you love your dog.
>>5066646Skill issue
>>5066646My dog would never be so undisciplined
>>5066531cope
>>5066649>>5066647Pshh yeah you simply own inferior dogs
>>5066661I own two huskies. No escapes. Perfect recall.
>>5066662Ya and nintendo gifted me my dog.
>>5066369nice tongue
>>5063704Dawg, chihuahua are NOT trust worthy.
>>5066687besides anya abuser are there even zoos here?
>>5066711only anyafag, who is going to kill himself soon anyways
>>5066711if you consider every 1 in 75 people have those tendencies there's bound to be a couple, but usually you don't notice>>5066712if only we could be so lucky
>>5066714It’s not 1 in 75. It’s less than 2 in 100, as nearly every zoophile in the west is lgbtq.It might be 1:75 in your country, or 1:2 in the middle east/brazil/some other shithole
I'm spiritually a fatass and I taught my dog to pull me on a makeshift go-kart that hooks up to a hoverboard. He gets to get his energy out while I get to chill. I'm just lucky he listens when I tell him to stop.
I refilled my dogs water bowl and told him that was his dinner and he stared at me then gave me two little whines. I gave him his real dinner shortly aftwerwards.
OK, day three of dog-sitting my dad's lab and daschund. Attempted to take them for a walk. I didn't think the little one would go for a walk under any circumstances, as I've tried to walk him in the past, but he actually likes to walk with the lab-- but only with the lab present. I put her up, and he refused to leave the driveway.The lab was horrible. They told me to walk her with a prong collar, which is what she used at an obedience school she went to. These cause pain to the dog when they tug at the leash, right? This dog was SCREAMING the entire time, non-stop high-pitched barking exceptionally loud, pulling extremely hard. I made her stop a few times, but she would immediately switch back on into full screaming-while-choked-with -steel-barbs mode the instant I took a step forward. I didn't yank on her leash, she just choked herself.I think she did better the first time I walked her because I ran with her for a few minutes to help her get some energy out before slowing down to a (rapid) walk. I didn't want to do that this time since they had just eaten. But I'm pretty tempted to just let this dog be a veal the rest of her life. Sadly the little one will have to be too.
>>5066687I come to /dog/ just to laugh at your retarded schizo rants
>>5066781Abusive owners make dogs mentally ill like that. That is the behavior of an animal that had been controlled with pain and fear for their entire life. >they just wouldnt submit to me, the alpha male. they must be broken or stupid. if they were smart they’d fucking LISTEN TO ME AFTER THE FIFTH FUCKING KICK AND STOP MAKING ME HURT THEM! A GOOD DOG OWNER HAS ANIMALS. THAT. OBEY. STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD STUPID DOG! -normie dog owners proving the gnostics right about most so called humans incarnating with animal soulsIt takes an IQ of around 110 to actually be a person without exception. 75% of the united states doesn’t qualify. Many of them just retreat into neglecting a cat to hide their subhumanity.
>>5066687This is absolute truth and anyone who denies it has an agenda or is cat schizo
>>5066781That sounds awful. You should yell at your dad for being a shittt dog owner.
>>5066781your dad sounds like an alcoholic or a boomerhow stupid are these people? florida stupid?
>>5066782Based
>>5066781You should do the thing where you fake smack the dogs to see how bad they flinch. If they flinch really bad your dad definitely hits them.
>>5066687so pitbull anon isn't a zoophile?
>>5066829I believe him. Why boast on /trash/ and deny it here?
>>5067143I thought zhe looked more like this
>>5067134he does post his dog here, if he confessed he would get ridiculed everytime he did. not accusing him of being a zoo or anything >>5067143damn, how far does this schizo go back?
>>5067148Nearly 10 years at this point...
>>5067148There are so many schizos he could be, it might be a new schizo every year. One starts imitating and the old one quits. If you’re auistic enough you can trace cat schizo images, sayings, and tendencies back to hitlerinafag going full dogfucker on /mu/ (he also posted his brothers dogs pussy here but the archive NO’d the image md5). And modern cat schizo can’t be sam, because sam died in a motorcycle crash. Now THAT is mental illness. A succession of schizos.
>>5066797My dad's an awful, terrible dog owner, but he doesn't hit his dogs. Maybe he uses food as treats too much so they do basic things they should already do. I'm just giving them their daily meals, minus the green beans since that's a bust anyway.>>5066793Yeah, he's a boomer. Probably didn't think I'd try to take the dogs for a walk since he doesn't.>>5066790He is, and I will one day, probably when this dashund dies. I don't think there's any saving that dog at this point, he's so mentally broken. All he cares about is eating food and sometimes feces.
>>5063764sudo: timed out reading passwordsudo: a password is required
>>5066797I just tried this with my dog whom I never hit only yelled at him for undesirable behavior and he flinched. What the fuck does it mean, I'm worried.
Anyone else going to make a felt hat from their dog's shedded undercoat?
what are your dog's names?
>>5067617The Mindfucker (he opened the door once)
>>5067148kekke's been spamming 4chan at least 10 years. >>5067145he's some sort of aussie wog with agp. so similar but more brown. and i don't think he actually has a cat.
>>5067143>he got banned probably because dox is against the rulescat schizo actually looks like that
aussiedoo 'em!
>>5067713>Ban evadingThe anti cat schizo's mental illness knows no bounds
>>5067717Not everyone who has a problem with your cat worship and zoophilia is the same person.No matter how much you spam, 4chan will always be a dog website, cats will always be the antithesis of animals and nature, and cat people will always be twice as likely to have schizophrenia as normal people (aka dogchads).
>>5067724Has he posted a picture of his cat? I don't think he has one. He's a no-life freak who is addicted to spamming. He spams many other boards when he's not on /an/. His entire life revolves around spamming 4chan.
>>5067728i think he didIts a brownish gray and longer haired cat. Kind of ugly.
>>5067724>>5067728>>5067732>Schizo is samefagging nowLmao what a waste of oxygen you are
>>5067734
>>5067617you just know
My dog climbed on the table and ate a whole bunch of grapesI'm on my way to the emergency department I hope she doesn't die
>>5067772Why are you posting on 4chan while driving? Either way good luck hope she makes it.
>>5067773She's on a drip for the night, they didn't manage to make her vomit enough. She's already a very fearful dog, I hope all this will not break her mental state even more
>>5067789damn..keep us updated, hope she makes it healthy
>>5067734>obsessive schizo samefagger thinks everyone else is also a schizo samefaggerLel take your meds kekke you brown troon freak
My dog brought a fucking random ass cat inside my house.>Have dog door>Let dog outside because I live on a half-acre>So he can roam and sunbathe>Hear him at the dog door>Wondering what the hell he is doing>Keeps pawing the door>Opens the dog door for the cat>Cat comes in and then he doesDoes this mean I own a cat now?
>>5067823Chinese takeout. He’s saving it for later. cat microchips can be wiped btw. They’re usually less robust than the dog ones.
>>5067823>HEY I HAVE A GREAT HOUSE WANT TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT?>meow>COOOOOL animals. what are they thinking
Just lost my dog to kidney failure, she was a 9 year old lab, i got her at a dog shelter when she was 10 months old.Please tell me i did the right thing to put her down. She refused to eat her favorite food, and only drank a tiny bit for 2 days. She started throwing up this bright yellow, really bad smelling bile, and completely refused to drink for a full day after that. I brought her in, and spent my last moments with her. She could not walk, and i had to carry her into my car, and into the vet. The veterinarian after careful consideration told me that putting her to sleep would be the best option, and even if I put her on fluids, due to her age, it would just prolong her suffering.I think my dog understood, i'm not sure. I laid by her side and cried, giving her pats and scratches in her favorite spots until she slept, and passed away.I'm still doubting myself if it was the right call, she was such a good dog, she was my dog, not just my parent's dog when i was younger. She was my first dog i had when i moved out on my ownim having such a hard time to cope, i literally did some Christmas shopping for her a few days ago for a new toy.
What a thread. Maybe it's the bubble I'm in, but it feels like more people are enjoying /dog/.It's fun.
>>5067883The captcha got updated and it cut down on bot activity. /pol/ was slow as molasses and basically 10 schizophrenics talking to each other for a few hours. Telling. Whenever the captcha lags watch how /pol/ changes its funny.
>>5067873You did the right thing. Pets don't have a concept of "noble suffering", they are simply in pain that they don't understand and you as her favorite person were with her during her last moments. I'm always a wreck after losing pets, but something that helps is having more than one, so you keep going for the sake of the pets you lost. Hope you feel better soon, anon.
>>5067873your dog was dying anyways. you just made it happen a day sooner and by falling asleep instead of writhing in pain while vomiting. i am generally against QOL euthanasia when people kill their dog because they just sleep a lot instead of being cute and entertaining but what you did was the moral equivalent of delivering a mercy kill to someone who just lost everything from the ribs down in an industrial accident or received 1000x the fatal dose of radiatio
>>5067912Here’s a bot that slipped through.
>>5067914you should give spiteposting/grudgeposting a go, it's a lot of fun! the true usecase for 4chan
>>5067921Non sequitur. Malfunctioning bot confirmed.
>>5067923>non-sequitur>refutes nothing I saidI accept your full and unconditional surrender, faggot.
>>5067887So pol is like pretty much every other hobby board? /p/ is like 15-20 people and half of them just argue about the same thing constantly. It's kinda weird how you can sorta tell it's such a tiny group of people still hanging around for some reason..
>>5067832Subhuman hands typed this post
>>5067950>nooo you cant take the outdoor cat you need to return it to its "owner" so it can keep being a straytoxo
>feeling unnaturally down as of late>hug dog>seems to recognize this>fall asleep spooning dog>wake up in awkward snuggle
>oh I'm not an irresponsible owner, I pick up after my baby>leaves a huge disgusting shit smear on the pavementDog owners should be forced to carry a bucket of soapy water and a brush at all times.
>>5068105Good morning. I hope you have a great dogday.
>>5068105Just give your dog metamucil or have them shit on boomers worthless monoculture turf. Front lawn grass exists to be a dog toilet. It has no other function.
I think I have bipolar depression. Can anyone give me some life advice? Also how do I train my dog to help me cope?
>>5068138Easy stuff you can try: Go outside in the morning to get sun, exercise, eat clean, avoid cortisol inducing media, Supplement magnesium l-threonate, and vitamin D3Harder stuff: find purpose in your life, find faith in a higher power through spirituality or religionI would suggest training your dog to do agility courses or scentwork so you spend a lot of time running around with your dog outside having fun.
>>5068138Oh yeah another good one to try. Find some way to be creative each day. Writing, drawing, painting, photography, music etc. Doesn't matter if you suck at first just choose one you like and do it. You'll get better in no time if you stick to it for a while. :D
If I want a Border Collie do I need to get sheep? I'd rather not. I can take them hiking very often if that's a fine substitute, but if I have to it's not impossible.
>>5068105I was on a walk and I saw poop bags on the ground. Why would someone go through the effort of picking up the poop but leaving the bag there is beyond me.
>>5068138I can tell you what to NOT do- Being immobile, stillness brings medical problems- Having an irregular sleep schedule- Using screens too much (they amplify the previous two problems)- Using screens to stoke your negative emotions- Having vapid goals- Chase happiness- Following your impulses
>>5068189Why specifically a border collie?
>>5066412not an abuser. >>5066711yeah. There's leto, lemur, husky, and stink cat.>>5066712This puts a smile on my face.
>>5068412Does husky own heather? Proof they’re a zoo and this isn’t cat schizo at it again?
>abuser begging for (you)s
Satisfying a dog is abuse?
>>5067793She's very healthy, no kidney problems and no blood problems. Turns out she behaved really well in the center and was one of the least annoying dogs, so no problems for her mental state either. She looks goofy with part of her paw shaved off
>>5068414I want to tell you to clean your room but mine is just as fucked upCool dog
Look at this dog, if you dare.
>>5068755
There's this woman in my neighborhood that is ALWAYS walking her dog when I amAnd I constantly vary the time too but somehow she is always thereShe's like a witch
>>5068777lol.
>>5068777She wants your D.
test
>>5069116the fbi has graciously allowed you to evade your ban because they need more evidence
>>5069118i see that mp4 still works actually
>>5069129Why did you cut off your huskies tail
>>5069131I think he was born like that, some of them are born with natural bob tails.
>>5069129Femboy dog
>>5069129Mailman dog
>>5069234The mailpeople actually love him!
>>5068413I don't think husky owns Heather. I can't post proof of anything because I lost contact with him when I was banned from telegram.
Eds dog.
>>5069443It’s a feature.
>>5069138Eeyore lookin mofo
>>5069471Apologize
>>5069465Exactly. Imagine the cuddles
I feel like I failed to train my dog into what I wanted him to be, but I love him nonetheless, even if he is a crackhead who has no stop button.
I will never allow my dog or any dog to pass into the care of a cat person or a person of crime.
>wake up>butthurt dog hating thirdie is spamming again>take a piss>go back to bed
>dog vs cat arguments: lost>animal abuse and cp: spammedIt keeps happening. Catredditor never changes.
>>5068606thats good, i'm glad she's healthy
Kill all shitbulls
When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to the pound‘Cause I’m a crusty butt-sniffer, it ain’t hard to fuckin’ tellIt don’t make sense, goin’ to heaven with the purebredsDressed in bows, I like muddy limbs and crusty hoodies God’ll probably have me on some real strict shitNo zoomies at 3 AM, no humpin’ the mailman’s leg quickHangin’ with the goodie-goodies, loungin’ in paradiseFuck that shit, I wanna chase my tail and roll diceAll my life I been considered as the worstAte the couch, then puked kibble on her purseCrime after crime, from stealing socks to extortionI know my mother wish she got a fuckin’ spay abortion
>>5067873The very same thing just happened to me today after being 13 years with her, the tears won't stop flowing
My dog has no off button. How do I fix this? For reference he is a Boston terrier, I try to mentally stimulate him but if it doesnt involve treats he doesnt care and after a few commands he stops caring. I take him for multiple walks and let him sniff but when we come back he still has energy he has endless energy he is 1.5 years old.
>>5070136Take him ratting.
I don't know if my dog is just a larger than average pitbull with a wrinkly snout and wrinkly sides, or one of those new fangled "American Bullies" or a pitbull mix like a American bulldog, boxer or bulldog.He was 30lbs at 9 weeks. He's almost 5 years old and he's 112lbs. The vet said he wouldn't be over weight unless he was over 100lbs because of his size.So what bread would you say he is?Also should he be on large bread dog food? He was on large bread puppy food, but I thought pitbulls were considered large bread dogs when I got him. When he was a year and a half I switched him to normal adult dog food (Iams mini chunks, he was on Iams large breed puppy food as a puppy).Should he still stay in normal adult dog food, or because he's a 100lbs pitbull, should be go back on large bread dog food?
>>5070263
>>5070263Nothing matters. Cute dog.
>>5070263Sad victim of dysgenic breeding
>>5070308okay but enough about yourself
>>5070311deforming animals through selective breeding is animal cruelty no matter what some 85 iq britoids thought they were improving.
>>5070313cool, now enough about your mom birthing you
brb running circles around you
>>5070333I saw a huskydoodle today. Pretty cute.
>>5070263From the muzzle, maybe he's mixed with a Boxer or even English Mastiff?
Look.
>>5070545Is this AI
>>5070564Yea
>stealing my dog for blog clicks
>>5070584Click this one too please.
>>5070595Cute dog, new addition?
>>5070753Nah, but I do get to see her frequently which is pretty nice.