Imagine a blue whale getting rabies.
It would immediately beach itself.
>>5064076>because of the hydrophobiagave me a giggle
>>5064074Now I kind of want to test this.
>>5064124>breaking news, Local Evil hateable loser incel chud injects blue whale with a comically large needle filled with the blood of multiple killed and juiced rabies infected racoons!
>>5064127>"When asked why he did this to an endangered blue whale he said 'Because it's cool.' and 'I'm doing real science here, getting answers to the questions we all have.'"
>>5064127umm, akshually I'm positive that there is no viremia in rabies. Anon should use a comically large needle filled with mortared salivary glands/medullas oblongatas instead
>>5064249Duly noted for my future experiment, anon.
>>5064074Why did they evolve upsidedown?
>>5064076fpbp
>>5064249well, if the whole raccoon was juiced, there would likely be some pulped salivary glands in the concoction.