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I have an animal related story about surviving 3 pitbull attacks and a racoon attack unscathed, but it involves some /x/ shit too. A succubus who said she is a fallen arch angel of punishment that took a liking to me a long time ago.

I was homeless and sleeping in a park (Only way to not get jailed and forced into a shelter or program) where i guess probably dog fighting happened at night.

A long time ago, my succubus like fended off a pitbull attack by screaming through me at it saying she was an angel of death. As in I randomly started screaming like a possessed person (I am possessed) "IM AN ANGEL OF DEATH" in this inhuman level of loudness. I didn't intend to scream, my action was to grab my knife on my belt that was like 6 inches long to try to fight it incase I won, i thought i was going to die by being mauled.

The pitbull was a large one like this and trying to genuinely kill/maul me at night. (was in a park illegally to camp because homeless)

The pitbull charges and tried to bite as hard as it could over 10 times but....could not connnect it's bites to my leg or arm or waist?

It snapped inches from me or an inch from me every time into it's own mouth hard enough to break it's teeth biting it's own mouth. It looked visibly terrified of my succubus when my succubus screamed at it and was quivering in fear as it ran around. Then it went back to its owner.

The other time, one charged me when I was sleeping, and then ran away when my succubus did something once again. Then one other time, 3 of them circled me in a small pack (owner walking all 3 at midnight in a park where homeless slept, possibly to kill homeless) my succubus did something and they went away.

I also had a racoon charge me like it was going to kill screaming the entire way, it ran through a stream to get me because I was on it's territory or something. It was like it was going to pounce on me but did a complete literal 180 and sprinted off after my succubus talked through me at it.
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>>5064865
Are racoons as potentially mean as pits? I've heard pits can be tamed and be fine pets but these people were probably doing mexican dog fighting.
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>>5064865
>succubus
>>angel of death
>>>racoon pouncing/charging
mfw reading this shit, good shitpost OP
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>>5064865
Just kill yourself. You're a worthless loser. Kill yourself.
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>>5064886
I'm a worthless loser for being attacked by a pit when homeless? Fuck you faggot.
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>making up stories
I was attacked by a group of labradors and a pitbull saved me
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>>5064897
Not making something up. This is my greatest hardship, people thinking I'm insane when I have a angel/succubus helping me. Ill deal with it i understand it. Im the only one who saw evidence of the angels deeds so i only I believe her
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>making up true stories
I'm a pitbull and saved anon >>5064897 december 1st 2021
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>>5064897
>>5064902
I am the OP. I believe this too, that a good pit saved you from dogs.
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>>5064895
Don't kill yourself, but stop believing in the stupid shit you believe, you methed up schizo.
None of that shit is real.
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>>5064921
No, because the medicines from doctors removes the bipolar symptoms but the angel stays no matter what.

I'll believe psychiatric medicines work, they help my bipolar symptoms. But they don't remove the angel because pills cannot remove an angel because angels are not schizophrenia.
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>>5064922
Bipolar pills won't help with schizo, only schizo pills will.
That shit ain't real and you're only making your life worse.
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>>5064944
They give me both. Depakote for the bipolar shit, abilify for the schizo shit.

The schizo shit isn't schizo but I cannot provide any evidence other than an angel doing miracles in private of healing, and the schizo meds not even scratching removing the angels voice infact it got more intense and turned into a pretty female voice the longer i took meds.

I need to learn to talk about other things I can't prove any of this shit to people but its the most interesting shit to me.
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OP is shizo murderhobo, tell us where you live so we can tie you up to some murder in near future.
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>>5064945
It's sad the pills don't work for you, some people are resistant to them.
But never listen and do what these illusions tell you. They are fake, they've always been fake.
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>>5064998
dont listen to this anon he's lying
>>5064865
THERE ARE BUGS UNDER YOUR SKIN OP
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>>5065001
Piss off dumbass.

>>5064998
>>5064945
As for your question about animals, I don't think they can see true spiritual things.
But I do think they have the same bodily sense of presences that humans feel. So no sight, just goose bumps and fight or flight.
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>>5064897
This but unironically
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>>5064865
>Animals Scared of Spirits
They are indeed scared of me when I'm drunk on spirits.



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